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down Beat your morning first responders of comedy,

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it's Kevin Turner standing Balis Money is
Mike's Roy hij Dad? Hey,

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do you watch any movies this weekend? I did? What? Uh,

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Miller's Girl. It's not a very
good film. O. She was good

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in it, but it wasn't one
Dumpling Man two OA. She was good

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in it. So later in the
week I actually want to ask JJ this

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seven one er and take a minute
to formulate how the Best or the Oscar

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nominations happened, because I thought your
questions interesting, like did they not want

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to get it wrong and miss out
on Oppenheimer and then have to deal with

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it forever? Like what was it
like Schindler? Schindler's List probably did win,

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like one for the Cuckoo's Nests,
I don't think one? And uh,

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what the hell's the prison breakout movie
with Andy Dufrane shaw Shank didn't win,

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Like there's always a few like people
what beat shaw Shank? Do we?

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I know that Saving Private Ryan got
beat by Shakespeare in Love. There

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was a controversy back then, so
that in that case, you know,

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a incredibly relevant historical film, right, get snubbed for more of a comedic

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art piece. It gets probably evens
out over time because the famous one Forrest

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Gump over Pulp Fiction. Yeah,
all the maybe Forest Gump was deserving.

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I don't know, geez, I'm
looking at I'm just look at quick search.

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All the all the presidents, Man, Taxi Driver, and Network all

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lost to Rocky same year. That's
a pretty big hit. Okay, So

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Shawshank and Pulp Fiction lost to Forrest
Gump. Yeah, that's right. The

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Forrest Gump was pretty epic. And
we're in the mass appeal too, sure

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that that affected everybody. Yeah,
but I wonder how much they Yeah,

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I wonder how the voting works and
how it happens with the criteria are I

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also wonder if Shawshank and I don't
remember this far back during the Oscar season

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of that year, particular year,
but I wonder if Shaw Shank is one

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of those films that grew in popularity
as it was, you know, on

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available to watch on pretty much every
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I amc and right now, but
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people saw it when it actually came
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yeah, Saving Private Ryant Losing a
Shakespeare in Love, that's still one that

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just baffles me. Nineteen forty one, Citizen Kane lost to How Green Was

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My Valley? We've never heard of
it, And Citizen Kane is on every

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list of like the greatest thing ever
done? That's a movie about salads.

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He's Kevin Turner. Oh yeah it
is. Anyway, there you go.

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So I want to learn about that. Maybe as the oscars get closer.

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We like to learn around here in
the movie expert around here, and it

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HiT's the most important thing in the
world. Really, I think it's actually

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Salad's Kevin, Holy guy. It
is Holy guy. Wake up, you

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little sleepy head. It's time to
get eat your salads. Take your calls

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down some salad. Was it a
featured thing like it is now? I

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can't imagine breaking out that you just
go to a restaurant or stay salad.

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I'm just craving a salad. Now
you're just dying for meat. Yeah,

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pork chop, please get me?
Taking is good for me. The movie

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was about a Welsh mining family,
and I can go and tell you right

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now, I'd rather hear about salads, Mike. Should we let them watch

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that instead of the payoff or about
the whole? So most of all,

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how long is it? Yeah?
You could? Now, I guess you

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can't. Look, we never know
what most important thing in the world.

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It doesn't have to be, but
we're gonna focus on the royal rumble that

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ye happened on Saturday. Yeah,
I mean here just say we think about

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the audience in these cases too,
because the number one story of the Dallas

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Morning News is that Tony Romo met
Taylor Swift. Yeah. I figured you

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guys didn't want to hear about that, and there's audio of their interaction.

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They're awkward interfacing. We assumed the
audience doesn't care, so we've decided to

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pivot into a different today. Did
he scream out? Okay, hey,

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who gives it? They had a
very awkward on field interaction. No,

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But I actually think the Wild World
of Wrestling was was it was pretty important

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last week mainly because of the Vince
McMahon allegations and all that stuff and that

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madness, and that's a huge thing. I mean, I'm not gonna say

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what if it happened to Roger Goodell, you know, because the wrestling,

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football and wrestling aren't exactly the same. But they did justign a five billion

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dollar deal for a ten year Netflix
operation that they're gonna kick off next year.

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But so it's actually good to have
Brodie in. We want to screw

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around with the Royal Rumble but actually
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And one of the more interesting things
that did come out of the Royal Rumble

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is Triple H, who is the
guy who now is sort of running everything.

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His name's Paul Leveck is his real
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Triple H. They do this bit
after pay per views when they do a

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press conference and it's I've never seen
one of my life, but I actually

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watched it and it's kind of a
real press conference. I mean, then

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they always talk there. It's interesting
how they blend. Look, everyone in

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the building knows that it's predetermined whatever, but they don't, you know,

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they're still proud to have won the
event, that sort of thing whatever.

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So they had the winners up there, but then they had Triple H up

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there, and they started asking questions
about what happened this week and Vince McMahon,

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which is very interesting, and Triple
H is kind of getting it in

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the shorts for kind of skimming over, you know, and and taking sort

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of a pretty safe generic response to
it instead of taking it on head on,

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which is a real company response to
a massive thing. I mean,

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I didn't do it, guys,
don't ask me. Yeah, but but

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Triple H is married to Stephanie McMahon, Vince's daughter, Triple H is or

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Vince's Triple H's kid's grandfather. I
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And these again, if you read
the reports, they're insane. What

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they say Vince did, which you
know he probably did. So they first

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asked me he read the lawsuit and
he said I did not. I did

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not, And then they pressed him
on it and he said, I think

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we want to focus on the positives. We just had a great weekend at

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the Tropicana, and I think they
packed it more than anyone since maybe New

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Kids on the Block forty years ago. Bring it back to Nick Kramer's return,

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and so you know, he's just
trying to divert and focus on the

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positives, and he kind of was
getting beat up for it, which you

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know, I don't know. I
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You know, like it's terrifying and
it sounds awful, and you know,

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we're very disappointed. But imagine just
the politics going on by the scenes,

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and if they're trying to wipe everyone
named McMahon anywhere out of there,

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and I don't know how it works. So anyway, I found that to

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be interesting. The actual event,
which we had a big fat bet on,

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happened Saturday night. Did either of
you take in whether it be Saturday

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night or Sunday? Oh, greatness
of the roy I've got some peacock issues,

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it turns out. But last night
I did watch a twenty five minute

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highlight package on YouTube. Okay,
so I watched a good condensed version,

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and I know what I'm glad did. Well, how I want to see

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how much Danny watched of it,
because there's a point of it where I

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just thought of Danny, and Danny
just quit if he was watching it.

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I didn't watch it, but I
did read a really well constructed recap of

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it. It was long form,
and the thing that was blowing my mind

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the whole time is that if you
didn't know that, the outcomes are predetermined

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and most of the what you see
in the ring has probably been rehearsed and

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choreographed, and these guys have trained
for this type of exhibition for their entire

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you know, adult lives. I'm
assuming it read like a glorious recap of

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the most beautiful, real sport in
the world. It's amazing that these guys

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are able to suspend disbelief and write
about this sport. It is a sport,

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it is real. It takes incredible
athletic ability and training and in a

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certain skill set to be able to
do what these guys do, but it

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is rehearsed and choreographed and predetermined.
They just write about it like it's the

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NFC Championship and it's incredible. You
know, again, everyone knows, everyone

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knows it, but it's but that's
never acknowledged. There's never a nod given

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to that. And in this article, it was great, like it took

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me a good fifteen to twenty minutes
to read this big recap, and they

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talked about the women's the women's Royal
Rumble and the entire event, Like you're

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just like reading this, going,
this is like the greatest, the most

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well documentmented rec cap of a real
badass American sporting event. On some level,

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it's more fun to read about than
watch. For me. Yeah,

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I don't watch really any of it. I will watch WrestleMania, and I

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do actually like watching the road,
just the Royal Rumble match. There's just

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no element of tongue in cheek or
irony in this article at all, because

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that's what made it even more.
It's reallyable these dudes' careers, right,

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yeah, And whoever wins the Royal
Rumble, they've just they decide in a

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little room, I guess. But
whoever wins, it will be in like

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the main event of WrestleMania, which
means millions and millions of additional dollars to

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people who are already very wealthy.
So that's real. Whoever doesn't win the

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Royal Rumble, who mus you know, has a chance to be the headline

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or wrestleming. You know, they
don't get that crown in their jewel,

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which is I headlined WrestleMania, which
is a real thing, and then they

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want to make those guys look good. You know. So if you go

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to the Royal Rumble and you just
get run out of there in thirty seconds,

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that looks bad on your character and
you you lose shine, you know.

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So there's a lot of politics,
like if I'm gonna get eliminated,

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somebody really good better eliminate me because
that justifies my elimination and makes me look

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better. Who comes up? And
I'm sure it's a it's a think tank

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of people that are you know,
entrenched in the sport. But who comes

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up with the narratives? Who gets
who determines where? Who on? Who's

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head the crown? Well, the
writing team? Uh huh? I mean

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the much like Jerry Jones, the
buck always stopped with Vincent Van which now

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I mean maybe it hasn't for a
couple of years, but yes, but

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that's who can I sell the most? It's a carnival. Like you said,

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it's it's fascinating, but they have
can I make the most money?

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Who can sell me the most tickets
at the next pay per view? That's

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the game. It's the guy who's
got funny catchphrases? Do you smell the

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Rock's cooking. That's the bottom line. Just stunt cold said, so canaan

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undertaker makeup? Okay, but my
question from hell there has to be these

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people are are intellectualizing so many different
factors, analytics, what's going to shock

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people, what's to make Ultimately,
though, it does come down to what

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is the most marketable decision? What
is the decision that is going to make

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our organization the most money and continue
this wonderful longevity that they've had and sell

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the most merch and sell the most
merch. Yeah, which all kind of

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goes back into the economics of the
situation. It's all economically based. So

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that being said, were you surprised
at the decision that was made on who

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this went to? Well, I'll
say this, I watched it. About

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it. I think he surprised everybody, right. I watched it like midnight

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to two am or very late Saturday
brown drink uh yes, nice, very

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much, And I was kind of
not really entertained. I almost wanted to

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text you both when it was late. I was like, you know what,

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don't watch Okay, I'll handle this
Like I was watching. I was

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picturing Danny and it's not it's more
Danny, like, you're kind of sitting

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there. We actually might be more
open minded than Kevin on something so random,

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because Kevin would have hated it too. But I'm picturing Danny sitting right

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next to him and me being like, dude, come over watch the roll

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rumble, and then me just looking
over like what did I do when number

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twenty one was Pat McAfee. That's
when I went, I'm glad Danny.

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Well, I didn't know Danny was
watching it. I was like, I

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just imagine Danny going, I'm not
doing this anymore because Pat McAfee's calling it

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too. He's and yeah, and
what and then he gets it and it's

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like, oh, come on,
he gets smashed immediately. No, he

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got in and then he faced was
it, uh the seven foot That's the

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problem is, I know hardly leading
the names of these dudes. Here's a

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dude who they claim is seven four, but he probably is seven foot.

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Like he was a legit. He
dwarfs the almost yeah almost, and Pat

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McAfee got in and he did the
look at who it was and then he

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just quietly stepped back over the top
rope and hopped down to the floor.

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Quick elimination disqualified himself, which is
like a little funny. It's a little

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funny fit, right, and it's
a good way to ease one out because

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for those who don't know, thirty
people, right, they all go in,

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they all go in there. How
many people are in the ring at

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what time? Would you say the
most that were in the ring at one

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time? I don't know, eight, Maybe I would say a dozen maybe,

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yeah, maybe a couple of times. There was one where they were

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they were trying to pin three guys
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of it from the There's also great
one where a guy body slammed a guy

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and then he spits on him,
and then after he gets up he starts

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holding his shoulder going, oh yeah, like I mean, it's a carmon

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thing kind of, but it's just
it kind of reminds me of Save Flowers

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just to day when he caught that
passa pushed the quarterback down and then gets

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the penalty. Yes, and then
what I didn't do anything, but so

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your winner, because we basically we
did a bet. And the way that

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they do this is one at a
time they start going out there, so

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basically one through thirty, so Mikey
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Then he had two five eight eleven
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nine, twelve, fifteen eighteen.
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and I was like, I'll just
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I'm not gonna yeah, and I
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number fifteen, Cody Roads was your
winner, making me the loser. It

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came down to Cody Roads and the
great CM Punk who came out at number

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twenty seven. They were both kind
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Yeah, it was very odd.
So it was down to those two by

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themselves in the ring at the end, and one will throw the other one

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over the thing and then and then
then the guy will cry and point at

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the WrestleMania sign and he just did
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Like it's as dumb as that is. How massive moment. How excited

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is Cody Rhoads going into that event
knowing that he's gonna win. Probably pretty

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cool? Yeah, And I always
wondering when they know, like when they

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tell him, like cause there's a
lot of art to thirty people and who's

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knocking out who? And like I
said, someone good has to knock me

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out. Yeah, because that'll help
me a little, even if I could

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eliminate it, like I wonder if
they tell him who's going over as it's

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called an hour before, maybe a
day or week before. I really don't

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know. I don't know the answer. But Cody Roads won last year too,

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so he's it was about a rare
back to back winner and he wins

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the thing, and uh so this
was no surprise. No, it wasn't

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a shock winner. No, but
okay, but it was between three or

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four or five dudes who it made
sense to maybe have headline WrestleMania because it

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has to be somebody huge to do
that. So it's still a little bit

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of a surprise, but not like
a huge surprise. But yeah, he

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won. I don't know what that
means moving forward, but it does mean

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Kevin has lost a very significant bed. That means that in honor of our

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fallen porn star Jesse Jane from the
city of More, Oklahoma, and honestly

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couldn't have worked out any more perfectly
for the man who's been feuding with the

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city of More, Oklahoma to have
to pay my respects to that town and

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to that woman, Jesse Jane,
because the Princess of Moore. As we

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discussed last week, I now will
have to watch the movie. The two

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hour and nine minute movie good with
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from two thousand and five, the
movie Pirates two hours and eight minutes.

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He was just mentioned about Oppenheimer,
which is just over three and you gotta

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do two hours and eight minutes of
a porn movie called Pirates, which at

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the time had a budget well over
a million dollars, making it the most

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expensive pornographic film ever made. Pirates, Pirates, Jesse Jane, Carmen,

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Lvana, Janine, Oh, Janeine, Linda Mulder, Tigan Presley, Oh

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Yes, Genevieve Jolie, and Evan
Stone, who has once caught helicoptering.

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Kevin looked at the cast and went, oh no, Evan Stone, No,

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I hate that guy. He was
probably washed up by then, wasn't

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he. Yeah, he's the this
is gonna suck. Howld is Evan Stone

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now like sixty Let's see, he's
got his own I love porn people because

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they phoned the mystery category. They're
like age somewhere fifty nine sixty ish like

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no official birthday. I don't really
know what. Okay. Sometime in nineteen

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sixty four, this movie won eleven
av And Awards. Yeah. The New

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York Times described it as a relatively
high budget story of a group of ragtag

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sailors who go searching for a crew
of evil pirates. Those pirates have a

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plan for world domination, much like
Oppenheimer. Yeah, that's Captain Stagnetti.

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He's the bad pirate. The penis. Also, many of the characters in

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the movie have sex with one another. What the penis? Wait? Wait,

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look forward to that. You have
to watch all two hours and nine

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minutes of this film without Yes,
there will be no gratification two hours nine

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minutes and you can't. You can't, no touchy touchy. And then when

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you're done, you open up your
laptop and you write a beautiful one page

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movie review including details storyline, antagonists, protagonist. I mean, the hardest

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part in times I'm act is finding
out where where where do you find this

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thing? And then problem I will
probably you know, use his excuse to

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work on some cardio and I'll just
go to the gym and get a two

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hour bike right in and watch that. While watching it giant iPad. Yea

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propped up on your treadmill, your
peloton classes acting like the fort Worth school

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board, pop up a porn while
you're cycling through the Swiss Alps. Yuck.

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He is allowed after watching the entire
two hours, nine minutes to go

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back to your favorite scene. You
can't and have your big moment. Just

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make sure you talk stamp. I
will now. I mean, I'm gonna

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try to find this and get it
on my computer because I think I'm gonna

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have to pull audio from it right
absolutely, I mean it's this becomes bigger

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than the movie. You have to
have a nice reading of your book report,

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Yeah, pull audio some of your
favorite parts boobs and ass hot hot

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hot won't be getting that tonight tomorrow
night, because tonight I'm going to the

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MAVs game. Uh. And if
you're at the MAVs g of tonight,

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there's a big karaoke bit happening in
the third quarter watch out and uh,

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if you want to come join in
on that, come find me. I

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don't know what section I'll be in, but that's happening on the jumbo tron.

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And then tomorrow night it's a bottle
rocketed albumal draft House now, Richardson,

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come on, skin, bring it
on for the Let's Freaking Chill,

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Let's Freaking Chill movie series. What
time is our opening credits for that thing?

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Six thirty? Well, I know
the speakeasy broadcasting from two to six,

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so yeah, we'll tell you.
Let's let's go six fifteen, six

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thirty, okay, and then when
seven dollars tickets at alumal draftouse dot com

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and all right, good job everyone, I'll handle pirates. Thanks Kevin,

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congratulations you're a big royal rumble bet
victory go Cody Roads, The American Nightmare

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is sockname Dad, Dusty Roads,
the American that's what you're dad, jamb

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it. I'll have watched it then, and he's all lean and ripped Dusty

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is Cody Is? He watched they
so that see that's my wrestling. But

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it is a good bits dream and
Cody's the American Nightmare beautiful, just the

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we're on the road to WrestleMania,
Danny. Now it's it's aimed at you,

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dude. Buckle up. We will
cover this every day. No,

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we won't. A guy. Whatever. Ratings started to just mysteriously tick up,

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like no, it can't be is
it the wrestling dude? I told

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you there's was big study Forbes or
somebody was like, the more these legit

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sites right wrestling stories and more clicks
they get going to be on Netflix.

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It's called the silent majority, Kevin. They're out there. They just don't

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scream that they love it. But
I want to hear about it. And

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you get a message from a listener
on Friday. It said two segments on

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wrestling. That's a bold move.
I said it was one and a half.

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That's a ball. He said,
I missed the I guess I missed

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much of that second one. He's
a good listener though, He just that'll

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be fun. You can handle the
wrestling, b aka please. Everyone had

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the Stars one Saturday Stars fans,
we did it for you. Come on

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next. I think I found the
formula for Dak Prescott to win a Super

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Bowl or to go to the Super
Bowl. Basically, all you have to

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do is throw the ball to the
other team and hope they don't catch it.

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