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So, John Clark, we got
a story here. This is a hot

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hot take courtesy of our friends at
the New York Post. Once again,

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go visit our friends at the New
York Post, because without them, we

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would have nothing for the show.
Why didn't you just drink rainbow in a

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box taste? Apparently? Okay,
so all right, hold on. For

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those watching on video, I just
drank this bio Steel Rainbow Twist. If

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you're listening on audio, check out
the album cover. This is Rainbow Twist

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flavor. I only got it because
you buy one, you get one for

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a penny. Okay, that's your
penny one. I dude, you know,

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maybe you should like figure out what
you're drinking before you can see amit?

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Um? Okay? Wow? This
tip? Hold on what we have

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just lost? If there was any
chance that they were ever gonna sponsor us,

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I don't want is never gonna happen. This is the worst. This

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is the the Oh my god,
Okay, we gotta figure what hold on,

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John Clark, hold on? Okay, wow, who makes that?

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It's bio Steel. Oh that's the
company name. It was like, oh,

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they're Canadian or something. No,
it's a Canadian company. Um.

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Oh my god. Okay, so
this is the this is the Rainbow Flavor

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bio steel, and it kind of
tastes like, um, uh nail polish

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remover. Um, that's an oddly
specific taste. Oh it smells like it

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too. Geez, don't wonder why
they've given this crap away for a penny?

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All right, okay look at this. Okay. Now they're Canadian,

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so there's a strike strike up them. Um. I mean you can get

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it everywhere Walmart, Amazon, CBS, Harris Teeter. I didn't know Harris

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Teeter was still around. Um.
Okay, you can get uh five hydration

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packages of the Rainbow Twist on Amazon
for twenty nine nine, or you know,

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go just find you know, nail
pals remover for a dollar night nine

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because it tastes the same. I
drinks lake water. Okay, different,

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here we go. They got BioSteel
Creatine. Oh dear god. Um,

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this Rainbow Twist one has watermelon,
lemon, grape, strawberry, raspberry,

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blueberry, BlackBerry, orange, zero
sugar bios BioSteel sports Nutrition out of Buffalo,

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New York, and their Canadian company
that has a partnership with the NHL.

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NHL, it's time all right.
Whatever I said earlier in the day

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about Maga, I'm I'm I'm calling
on Maga right now. We're gonna bud

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light this bios steel. Okay,
So here's the deal. The rainbow twist

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has been out for it seems like
since the company started. And I don't

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think it's anything to do with you
know, Pride Month or anything like that.

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But this is so disgusting and Maga
is so stupid that I'm just gonna

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tell them it's a rainbow and now
we can ban this crap. Oh,

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this is terrible. This is horrible. This is absolutely the worst thing I

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have ever tasted. Maga. All
right, it is. We are starting

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July. We got we got nothing
going on, we have no presidential debates.

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This is your new bud Light right
here, and it actually, Okay,

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I'll be honest with you, bud
Light tastes better than this crap.

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And you know what I said,
You know what I think about bud Light.

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Yeah, that's piss water. This
is like, this is like what

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overflowed toilet water would taste like if
your toilet got clogged and it hit the

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floor. Speaking of bud Light and
boycott against stuff like that, I noticed

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just the other day that Sam's Club
in Walmart are also celebrating Pride stuff this

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month. They actually did targeted commercials
on it, and nobody said anything.

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Well why, well because the hill
because the hillbilly's got to go to Walmart?

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All right? But John, you
are trying to with you with your

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broken voice right now, your wish
dot com voice. You're trying to distract

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Maga from the real protest, which
is this crap. Look, it's a

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rainbow. Can you imagine, Maga, Can you imagine if you walked into

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a CVS or a gas station.
I got minea twice daily, but I

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know they're not available everywhere. I
learned that the hard way last time.

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I was in California and I was
looking for her twice daily. But Maga,

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could you imagine right now if you
walked in with your child into a

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gas station and this container was facing
them. Think about the downfall of America

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now, don't worry about the fact
that it's been a rainbow twist forever in

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a day and it's got nothing to
do with Pride month. I just collectively

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want to save everybody from this horrible, horrible drink that literally is like burning

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my throat right now, five minutes
after I took a sip of it.

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Maybe it'll help my vocal cords if
i'd drink some dude, this will okay

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for a guy who has messed up
vocal cords anyways, like I do.

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Yeah, I'm afraid that I'm gonna
be like thanks a lot, bio Steel,

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I'm probably never gonna have a voice
again after I wake up tomorrow morning.

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So it's got essential electrolytes, no
artificial colors or flavors, no preservatives,

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recyclable plant based cap and made from
renewable materials. Oh maga, this

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is such a woke drink with their
rainbow Come on, that's I don't care

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about. I don't want to bring
down the whole company. I don't know.

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They have a great one that I
think probably taste like the color purple

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after tasting this. I'm not calling
for a full boycott of BioSteel. I'm

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calling for a boycott of this crap, just that drink, the Rainbow Twist.

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John Clark, will you join it
with me today, right now,

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with your broken wish dot com voice
and supporting that you will never buy this

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Rainbow Twist BioSteel. No, what
I'll do is I'll buy it and then

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take it in my backyard and shoot
it. Shoot it. Kid Rock,

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its right and the spirit of kid
Rock. BioSteel. I'm gonna go outside

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and I'm gonna light this. I
bet, I bet if I Okay,

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seriously, hold on. I was
gonna say, for for y'all that have

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lighters or you smoke, don't open
this lid and light light your cigar,

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cigarette or a campfire, because you're
gonna you're gonna blow your face off with

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this stuff. Yeah, dude,
I might save this for I might save

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this just so you can drink it. I don't know if you can see

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that, but it's already foaming at
the top. I mean, I mean,

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hey, here's the deal. Why
don't we worry less about the plant

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based cap and spend a little bit
more money in the research department to make

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sure that this doesn't taste like nasty
crap. Yeah, I don't even taste

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function. It just tastes like chemicals. We'll see. Okay, here's the

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thing. Not all fruits are made
to just smash together. They're not.

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It's not gonna taste bright. Even
fruit salad has a limit, Like there's

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certain fruits you don't put in fruit
salad. You don't put all the fruits

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and fruit salad, So like,
why try to smash you literally named every

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single fruit in the ingredient. Listen, I can think of it. Why

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why? Why put them all together
in a drink? I don't understand what

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are you getting out of that?
Hey, the second ingredient in this is

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citric acid. Wow? Okay,
but there's a wait, where's my warning

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label? Hold on, they're supposed
to be a warning label on this stuff?

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Um, okay, okay, well
no, apparently there's According to goalie

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monkey dot com, so you know
we're dealing with some hot takes here,

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there's a lead warning for BioSteel.
Consuming this product can expose you to chemicals,

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including lead, which is known to
the state of California to cause cancer

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and birth defects or other reproductive harm. It isn't the name I mean steel,

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right? Wait, So for you
people, for y'all who drink twelve

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of these a day, you suck
them down like they're Coca cola or New

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Virginia slims. This might make you
like not fertile. Yeah, because of

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the lagging. I mean, do
we really want these people reproducing that are

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sucking bound twelve of those of a
day. I mean I bought one for

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a penny and I bio steel yellow
me a penny. All Right, this

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is not cool. I guess there's
a lawsuit as well because they claimed that

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they had the healthiest sports drink.
There's there's a class action lawsuit that said

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they had the healthiest sports drink and
they don't. Okay, do you remember

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that reminds me of that. I
think Pizza Hut sued Papa John's a long

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time ago because Papa John's has like
letter Pizza have better ingredients and stuff like

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that, and Pizza Hut sued them. Yeah, because they said they were

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lying. That's what That sounds like
Gatorade sue and BioSteel or whatever. Um

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if you apparently this helps with cramps
for working out, kind of like you

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know, pickle juice. Shout out
to Nate Miller, Um drink pickle juice.

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Then sounds like that's way better.
But dude, they have like creatine,

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which I would not. I would
not. It probably has a reverse

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effect. You probably don't get any
muscle gain. You probably just lose your

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it probably just eat your muscles alive, allegedly, um BioSteel dot com.

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Oh yeah, dude, Like,
what is what is wrong with the NHL?

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I mean, why you're so closely
aligned to Russia. There's your first

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problem, that's true, and then
two you're serving your players this but they

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can't do hgh. I mean like, I'm sorry, we're not even gonna

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talk about what I wanted to talk
about because I'm so pissed right now about

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this. Well, um they have
a TikTok. They have a TikTok page.

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I need to Oh. I mean, if I've post a video,

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they'll probably ban us again because umga
got them on TikTok Mago. Look,

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rainbow color, rainbow twist, bud
light this crap. Bud light It not

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because it's rainbow, but you simps
are so you don't do any fact checking

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on anything, so you'll see a
rainbow and just going boycott it. So

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let's cancel this. Here is seen
in a container. This is seriously,

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this is a BioSteel. Come at
me, tell me why this is not

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the worst thing I've ever tasted.
John Clark, what are your thoughts on

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this with your broken down voice.
Listen, if it tastes as bad as

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you say it does, I'm all
in for trying it to see if it'll

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help, you know, chemically,
see or my vocal cords. Maybe they'll

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come back, my voice will come
back stronger than ever. I don't know,

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but I mean, yeah, I'm
on board. Let's let's buy it.

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Let's do a whole campaign. Let's
buy five bottles of it. Will

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shoot one bottle, We'll light another
bottle on fire. We'll see if your

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dog will drink the other bottle.
O our dogs collectively will drink the next

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bottle. Then we can give the
last one to our kids. No share,

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No, I love my kids.
I do not want to give them

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this. And apparently they won't be
fertile if you give it to them anyway.

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And in twenty years, hey,
all your parents worried about teen pregnancy

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with your children, give them this, apparently, according to the State of

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California. Yeah, maga, seriously, rainbow twist. It's got a rainbow.

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We know how, we know how
you people stay up all night looking

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at boycott anything with a rainbow.
Here, it is here, it is,

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Get rid of it, Get rid
of it and then once, once

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we bring this down, we'll have
John Clark with a better voice talking about

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how you can bring down Walmart.
Let's do it. Go to bios,

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Hey, go to BioSteel dot com. You can get yourself a trucker hat

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for thirty for thirty four ninety nine. Is it a No, it's red

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because, like, dude, like
this isn't a political thing, like this

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is just like one of their flavors, right, drink Yeah, I mean

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they have Rainbow Twist. They have
blue raspberry mixberry, cherry, lime,

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peach, mango. Okay, if
Rainbow twists, who who who? On

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their website? If you go to
BioSteel dot com, I'll fight every one

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of you people. There's three thousand
fifty four reviews on rainbow on the Rainbow

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Twist, did they love it?
Says it's got five stars? Who are

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you? Who are you? People? They're deleting the bad ones, They're

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deleting the bag. They control the
flow of information. Don't don't go to

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their website page. You gotta go
to like their Google reviews page or something,

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or their Amazon page or something like
that that's gonna have the real reviews

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on it. My Okay, here. Eric F said, Uh, my

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nine and ten year old love it. They probably worshiped the devil. Yeah,

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I mean, oh yeah, dude. These so oh, I'm just

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saying, like I'm I'm not gonna
say these are fake reviews because I'm not

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gonna do that that that could be
defamatory. I am gonna say, though,

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these are some suspicious These are some
simps on this page right here.

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All right, maybe if you drink
this and this is about Rainbow Twist,

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isn't about the company. I'm gonna
try the other drinks and if they're better

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than this crap, then we're I
can't get how are you gonna have like

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ninety six percent five star reviews?
You can't get ninety six percent of people

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to agree on anything. No,
No, that that means that the maga

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crowd and the Democrats both love this
drink. And I don't buy that.

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You're telling me. You're telling me
bio Steel Rainbow Twists brought America together.

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Um, all right, here you
go. Oh god, dude, you

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know this is a maga person.
I need you, desiree to help help

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with the with the campaign to cancel. She gave it one star and said,

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based on the package. I'm not
sold at all. You got that

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right, sister, cancel. You
know that was You know that's a mega

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person right there. Absolutely it is, Absolutely it is. Lawrence B said

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gave it one star review because he
can't find it at a grocery store and

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doesn't want it ship to his home. You don't want to find it?

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No, yes, that's that's not
a scavenger hut. You want to win,

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sir. Hat tipped to Matthew W. He said, I'm leaving this

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review as part of an entry.
Stop making people leave fake reviews. Thanks

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boom busted and you guys kept that
on your side. Oh so everybody's leaving

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five star reviews because then they get
like m one guy wrote, false review

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have never tried. Ah, so
you just getting people to leave reviews,

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Yeah, so that they can win
one of your trucker hats for thirty four

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dollars. I got mean if it's
red, we gotcha, Yeah, I

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mean all right. Had tip had
tip to Bio Steel for making literally the

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worst drink. And I drink gas
station coffee. Yeah, um half the

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time in my refrigerator, my milk
is sour, it's expired, and I

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still drink it. That's true,
that's true, and this is the worst

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thing I've ever had. BioSteel dot
com. Rainbow twist Mega get on the

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outrage train, of course, then
I'll liberals. If Maga gets on this,

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then liberals will buy it and then
it'll be like until they taste it.

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Dude, I mean seriously, dude, like like, can you imagine

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that? Can you imagine that the
Pride people want to be associated with that?

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No, Pride people, you deserve
better. LGBTQ community, you deserve

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better. Tell them to leave your
rainbow alone, because I mean, dude,

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this is like the stuff you give
with somebody faints and then you like

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you have them like smelling this is
it? Yep? Well, now we

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know there is such a thing as
too many fruits. Too many fruits,

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and yeah, I mean, BioSteel, if you want to come on and

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defend your drink on the Ranch Show, we'll take it. We will take

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you, mister BioSteel, and you
can ask me. You can tell me

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why you don't have anybody test your
product before you start shipping it out the

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stores. The rants dot Com