So, John Clark, we got a story here. This is a hot
hot take courtesy of our friends at the New York Post. Once again,
go visit our friends at the New York Post, because without them, we
would have nothing for the show. Why didn't you just drink rainbow in a
box taste? Apparently? Okay, so all right, hold on. For
those watching on video, I just drank this bio Steel Rainbow Twist. If
you're listening on audio, check out the album cover. This is Rainbow Twist
flavor. I only got it because you buy one, you get one for
a penny. Okay, that's your penny one. I dude, you know,
maybe you should like figure out what you're drinking before you can see amit?
Um? Okay? Wow? This tip? Hold on what we have
just lost? If there was any chance that they were ever gonna sponsor us,
I don't want is never gonna happen. This is the worst. This
is the the Oh my god, Okay, we gotta figure what hold on,
John Clark, hold on? Okay, wow, who makes that?
It's bio Steel. Oh that's the company name. It was like, oh,
they're Canadian or something. No, it's a Canadian company. Um.
Oh my god. Okay, so this is the this is the Rainbow Flavor
bio steel, and it kind of tastes like, um, uh nail polish
remover. Um, that's an oddly specific taste. Oh it smells like it
too. Geez, don't wonder why they've given this crap away for a penny?
All right, okay look at this. Okay. Now they're Canadian,
so there's a strike strike up them. Um. I mean you can get
it everywhere Walmart, Amazon, CBS, Harris Teeter. I didn't know Harris
Teeter was still around. Um. Okay, you can get uh five hydration
packages of the Rainbow Twist on Amazon for twenty nine nine, or you know,
go just find you know, nail pals remover for a dollar night nine
because it tastes the same. I drinks lake water. Okay, different,
here we go. They got BioSteel Creatine. Oh dear god. Um,
this Rainbow Twist one has watermelon, lemon, grape, strawberry, raspberry,
blueberry, BlackBerry, orange, zero sugar bios BioSteel sports Nutrition out of Buffalo,
New York, and their Canadian company that has a partnership with the NHL.
NHL, it's time all right. Whatever I said earlier in the day
about Maga, I'm I'm I'm calling on Maga right now. We're gonna bud
light this bios steel. Okay, So here's the deal. The rainbow twist
has been out for it seems like since the company started. And I don't
think it's anything to do with you know, Pride Month or anything like that.
But this is so disgusting and Maga is so stupid that I'm just gonna
tell them it's a rainbow and now we can ban this crap. Oh,
this is terrible. This is horrible. This is absolutely the worst thing I
have ever tasted. Maga. All right, it is. We are starting
July. We got we got nothing going on, we have no presidential debates.
This is your new bud Light right here, and it actually, Okay,
I'll be honest with you, bud Light tastes better than this crap.
And you know what I said, You know what I think about bud Light.
Yeah, that's piss water. This is like, this is like what
overflowed toilet water would taste like if your toilet got clogged and it hit the
floor. Speaking of bud Light and boycott against stuff like that, I noticed
just the other day that Sam's Club in Walmart are also celebrating Pride stuff this
month. They actually did targeted commercials on it, and nobody said anything.
Well why, well because the hill because the hillbilly's got to go to Walmart?
All right? But John, you are trying to with you with your
broken voice right now, your wish dot com voice. You're trying to distract
Maga from the real protest, which is this crap. Look, it's a
rainbow. Can you imagine, Maga, Can you imagine if you walked into
a CVS or a gas station. I got minea twice daily, but I
know they're not available everywhere. I learned that the hard way last time.
I was in California and I was looking for her twice daily. But Maga,
could you imagine right now if you walked in with your child into a
gas station and this container was facing them. Think about the downfall of America
now, don't worry about the fact that it's been a rainbow twist forever in
a day and it's got nothing to do with Pride month. I just collectively
want to save everybody from this horrible, horrible drink that literally is like burning
my throat right now, five minutes after I took a sip of it.
Maybe it'll help my vocal cords if i'd drink some dude, this will okay
for a guy who has messed up vocal cords anyways, like I do.
Yeah, I'm afraid that I'm gonna be like thanks a lot, bio Steel,
I'm probably never gonna have a voice again after I wake up tomorrow morning.
So it's got essential electrolytes, no artificial colors or flavors, no preservatives,
recyclable plant based cap and made from renewable materials. Oh maga, this
is such a woke drink with their rainbow Come on, that's I don't care
about. I don't want to bring down the whole company. I don't know.
They have a great one that I think probably taste like the color purple
after tasting this. I'm not calling for a full boycott of BioSteel. I'm
calling for a boycott of this crap, just that drink, the Rainbow Twist.
John Clark, will you join it with me today, right now,
with your broken wish dot com voice and supporting that you will never buy this
Rainbow Twist BioSteel. No, what I'll do is I'll buy it and then
take it in my backyard and shoot it. Shoot it. Kid Rock,
its right and the spirit of kid Rock. BioSteel. I'm gonna go outside
and I'm gonna light this. I bet, I bet if I Okay,
seriously, hold on. I was gonna say, for for y'all that have
lighters or you smoke, don't open this lid and light light your cigar,
cigarette or a campfire, because you're gonna you're gonna blow your face off with
this stuff. Yeah, dude, I might save this for I might save
this just so you can drink it. I don't know if you can see
that, but it's already foaming at the top. I mean, I mean,
hey, here's the deal. Why don't we worry less about the plant
based cap and spend a little bit more money in the research department to make
sure that this doesn't taste like nasty crap. Yeah, I don't even taste
function. It just tastes like chemicals. We'll see. Okay, here's the
thing. Not all fruits are made to just smash together. They're not.
It's not gonna taste bright. Even fruit salad has a limit, Like there's
certain fruits you don't put in fruit salad. You don't put all the fruits
and fruit salad, So like, why try to smash you literally named every
single fruit in the ingredient. Listen, I can think of it. Why
why? Why put them all together in a drink? I don't understand what
are you getting out of that? Hey, the second ingredient in this is
citric acid. Wow? Okay, but there's a wait, where's my warning
label? Hold on, they're supposed to be a warning label on this stuff?
Um, okay, okay, well no, apparently there's According to goalie
monkey dot com, so you know we're dealing with some hot takes here,
there's a lead warning for BioSteel. Consuming this product can expose you to chemicals,
including lead, which is known to the state of California to cause cancer
and birth defects or other reproductive harm. It isn't the name I mean steel,
right? Wait, So for you people, for y'all who drink twelve
of these a day, you suck them down like they're Coca cola or New
Virginia slims. This might make you like not fertile. Yeah, because of
the lagging. I mean, do we really want these people reproducing that are
sucking bound twelve of those of a day. I mean I bought one for
a penny and I bio steel yellow me a penny. All Right, this
is not cool. I guess there's a lawsuit as well because they claimed that
they had the healthiest sports drink. There's there's a class action lawsuit that said
they had the healthiest sports drink and they don't. Okay, do you remember
that reminds me of that. I think Pizza Hut sued Papa John's a long
time ago because Papa John's has like letter Pizza have better ingredients and stuff like
that, and Pizza Hut sued them. Yeah, because they said they were
lying. That's what That sounds like Gatorade sue and BioSteel or whatever. Um
if you apparently this helps with cramps for working out, kind of like you
know, pickle juice. Shout out to Nate Miller, Um drink pickle juice.
Then sounds like that's way better. But dude, they have like creatine,
which I would not. I would not. It probably has a reverse
effect. You probably don't get any muscle gain. You probably just lose your
it probably just eat your muscles alive, allegedly, um BioSteel dot com.
Oh yeah, dude, Like, what is what is wrong with the NHL?
I mean, why you're so closely aligned to Russia. There's your first
problem, that's true, and then two you're serving your players this but they
can't do hgh. I mean like, I'm sorry, we're not even gonna
talk about what I wanted to talk about because I'm so pissed right now about
this. Well, um they have a TikTok. They have a TikTok page.
I need to Oh. I mean, if I've post a video,
they'll probably ban us again because umga got them on TikTok Mago. Look,
rainbow color, rainbow twist, bud light this crap. Bud light It not
because it's rainbow, but you simps are so you don't do any fact checking
on anything, so you'll see a rainbow and just going boycott it. So
let's cancel this. Here is seen in a container. This is seriously,
this is a BioSteel. Come at me, tell me why this is not
the worst thing I've ever tasted. John Clark, what are your thoughts on
this with your broken down voice. Listen, if it tastes as bad as
you say it does, I'm all in for trying it to see if it'll
help, you know, chemically, see or my vocal cords. Maybe they'll
come back, my voice will come back stronger than ever. I don't know,
but I mean, yeah, I'm on board. Let's let's buy it.
Let's do a whole campaign. Let's buy five bottles of it. Will
shoot one bottle, We'll light another bottle on fire. We'll see if your
dog will drink the other bottle. O our dogs collectively will drink the next
bottle. Then we can give the last one to our kids. No share,
No, I love my kids. I do not want to give them
this. And apparently they won't be fertile if you give it to them anyway.
And in twenty years, hey, all your parents worried about teen pregnancy
with your children, give them this, apparently, according to the State of
California. Yeah, maga, seriously, rainbow twist. It's got a rainbow.
We know how, we know how you people stay up all night looking
at boycott anything with a rainbow. Here, it is here, it is,
Get rid of it, Get rid of it and then once, once
we bring this down, we'll have John Clark with a better voice talking about
how you can bring down Walmart. Let's do it. Go to bios,
Hey, go to BioSteel dot com. You can get yourself a trucker hat
for thirty for thirty four ninety nine. Is it a No, it's red
because, like, dude, like this isn't a political thing, like this
is just like one of their flavors, right, drink Yeah, I mean
they have Rainbow Twist. They have blue raspberry mixberry, cherry, lime,
peach, mango. Okay, if Rainbow twists, who who who? On
their website? If you go to BioSteel dot com, I'll fight every one
of you people. There's three thousand fifty four reviews on rainbow on the Rainbow
Twist, did they love it? Says it's got five stars? Who are
you? Who are you? People? They're deleting the bad ones, They're
deleting the bag. They control the flow of information. Don't don't go to
their website page. You gotta go to like their Google reviews page or something,
or their Amazon page or something like that that's gonna have the real reviews
on it. My Okay, here. Eric F said, Uh, my
nine and ten year old love it. They probably worshiped the devil. Yeah,
I mean, oh yeah, dude. These so oh, I'm just
saying, like I'm I'm not gonna say these are fake reviews because I'm not
gonna do that that that could be defamatory. I am gonna say, though,
these are some suspicious These are some simps on this page right here.
All right, maybe if you drink this and this is about Rainbow Twist,
isn't about the company. I'm gonna try the other drinks and if they're better
than this crap, then we're I can't get how are you gonna have like
ninety six percent five star reviews? You can't get ninety six percent of people
to agree on anything. No, No, that that means that the maga
crowd and the Democrats both love this drink. And I don't buy that.
You're telling me. You're telling me bio Steel Rainbow Twists brought America together.
Um, all right, here you go. Oh god, dude, you
know this is a maga person. I need you, desiree to help help
with the with the campaign to cancel. She gave it one star and said,
based on the package. I'm not sold at all. You got that
right, sister, cancel. You know that was You know that's a mega
person right there. Absolutely it is, Absolutely it is. Lawrence B said
gave it one star review because he can't find it at a grocery store and
doesn't want it ship to his home. You don't want to find it?
No, yes, that's that's not a scavenger hut. You want to win,
sir. Hat tipped to Matthew W. He said, I'm leaving this
review as part of an entry. Stop making people leave fake reviews. Thanks
boom busted and you guys kept that on your side. Oh so everybody's leaving
five star reviews because then they get like m one guy wrote, false review
have never tried. Ah, so you just getting people to leave reviews,
Yeah, so that they can win one of your trucker hats for thirty four
dollars. I got mean if it's red, we gotcha, Yeah, I
mean all right. Had tip had tip to Bio Steel for making literally the
worst drink. And I drink gas station coffee. Yeah, um half the
time in my refrigerator, my milk is sour, it's expired, and I
still drink it. That's true, that's true, and this is the worst
thing I've ever had. BioSteel dot com. Rainbow twist Mega get on the
outrage train, of course, then I'll liberals. If Maga gets on this,
then liberals will buy it and then it'll be like until they taste it.
Dude, I mean seriously, dude, like like, can you imagine
that? Can you imagine that the Pride people want to be associated with that?
No, Pride people, you deserve better. LGBTQ community, you deserve
better. Tell them to leave your rainbow alone, because I mean, dude,
this is like the stuff you give with somebody faints and then you like
you have them like smelling this is it? Yep? Well, now we
know there is such a thing as too many fruits. Too many fruits,
and yeah, I mean, BioSteel, if you want to come on and
defend your drink on the Ranch Show, we'll take it. We will take
you, mister BioSteel, and you can ask me. You can tell me
why you don't have anybody test your product before you start shipping it out the
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