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Silvia Rivera played by Tisha Knits with his buddy Blip played by Nico Rodriguez.
Don't fall through your sonic. We're kind of short on time, so let's
just in the script. Okay, okay, House played by Richard Pause and
game master Adam Colbertson from Creative Type of Entertainment. You're jacked into the Red
Tech Incorporated. I mean, okay, first question, synthient not synthien.
Yeah, and I mean maybe it seems like they are sentient, right,
they gave me things. They gave me a thing, They gave you a
thing. It gives us a thing. Yeah, that seems sentient. It
seems somewhat sentient. But then also then is it a good thing or a
bad thing. It's good to us three, but it also exploded a bunch
of other people all over the world. Okay, So let's let's say we
try and take the moral high ground out of the our thought process here,
and do we have this thing that can harm people? Yeah? Hm,
So like let's say an ork whale that can eat that could eat people in
the past. Yeah, I think I think so yeah, they think people.
Oh yes, the thing they do I need killer the killer whales favorite,
my favorite whale. Yep. Anyway, so what do we do with
them? Right? We don't just murder them or trap them and make them
perform for us. We put them back in their natural habitat. Yeah,
like free Willy, like that movie, like free them, Free them,
and they go back where they go and they do their own things. So
maybe if we can find out where these things come from, we can just
send it back there. That's kind of what I was looking for though,
was away for them to peacefully go back someplace. But so far all I
can find is them just exploding and murdering everyone. Well, but maybe we
can, I mean, do we can we like look up anywhere to find
out where these things came from? I mean maybe if we maybe if we
go into the yaxonic thing like we're planning on tomorrow, we can see if
they know where they come from. That's a really good idea. I wonder
if I wonder if I can pre program Blip to look for a certain key
things about the anomaies to red flag stuff faster for us when we hack in,
maybe find out I don't know how blip works. Magic. It's magic.
I would hope that you would know how blip works and see if you
if you know, if you could do that. But I can't answer that
question for you because I don't know. I don't know anything about blip.
So sorry, I was thinking out loud. That's my fault. Oh,
I thought you were asking me because it seemed like it was a question and
we were talking directly to each other. That's fine, got it. I'm
gonna turn the volume back up on. This is really really good stuff right
here, really important things. You know what I think? Um, I
think this is enough. I turn the monitor off. Let's go, let's
go out. Oh Man, all right, Yeah, you're able to get
to the garage. You got you got the van. It's not full of
bullet holes and stuff like like before. It's all nice and and everything.
To imagine, the elevator ride with Man Rose super awkward, considering the last
conversation he just had with Sylvia about betting that I would die. Everybody's just
looking at each other and it's just like one garage, Please garage. Thanks,
it's got to be so weird. Don't forget to vote in the next
pole mine. Rose came by. I will have have a good time.
Don't die you thanks man Rose, you two, don't don't die. All
right. It's getting the van. Go you get in the van please.
Okay, you get the jags Mark. It's much bigger than the than the
the shops on the market strip. It's a yag supermark. Yeah, Sylvia
is gonna go look for okay, so you know you can get the porky
costume. Yeah, I'm gonna go grab some something. Okay, uh gum
seeing a little bit does zaus? You want to come with me make sure
that they fit? Yeah, it's probably pretty important. All right, I'll
twelve it said, let's grab a cart. Well what he's planning on getting
something else? Well, I mean no, I don't know. I don't
know how big are these or key costumes as big as a person. Probably
would be easier to put it push it around in a buggy than carrying it
all awkward. I mean, Zaus, if you see anything you want,
you know you can throw it in the cart and we can pick it up.
I don't know. There's stuff you need to help maintain the pile,
but you know, just in case. Oh you never know. Bladed Jerry's
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you deserve so you get you find the costume. Well, actually, the
what it said online said there was three left. There's actually five. There
sounds about right, all right? This as a child's large or there is
a adults extra small. What I mean, what do you think here?
I hold them up in front of zoos like I would imagine that the adult
extra small is probably a little closer, but I don't know. Well,
that's not exactly up on sizes. You gotta test to see if you're guns
fit there. Yeah. Yeah, that's the other thing, because the guns
gotta fit in there. I'll just grab all five and like walk towards the
dressing room. Enter montage of Zaus trying on trying on mascot outfits and like
trying to fit his guns in them. Some of them are just way too
small. Guns are sticking out you ripped through the hands with their claws,
put the hood on, and his tentacles they're shooting out of the mouth of
the orca. Yeah. I would think the the adult medium would probably be
like a perfect fit without it being too loose. Yeah, I don't want
to be too loose, but but still fit the guns in it. The
adult XAX, the adult x x X large uh one was like looking like
he was in his like parents pants, like walking like a dragon behind him.
It's claws ripped through it. All the ones that did not fit right
as claws ripped through even though even the large ones so like you destroyed all
the all the mascot uniforms except for the one that like fits him up.
I just calmly hang them back up on the return rat. I think we
found the one that fits best. All right, Yeah, you look great,
Zaois, I mean looks great. Yeah, but you can't tell it's
me though, right? Oh no, I mean I can't tell it's I
can't tell it's you at all. All right, I just wanted to make
sure. Yeah, now looks uh looks good. I think you need to
take it off though we can pay for it. Oh well yeah, yeah,
you're probably right, and also go back and and take it off.
Does he need to go in the dressing room? Does he wear clothes?
I mean it's like it's not like clothes clothes. I mean it's it's kind
of more like junk armor. I think i'llah like mad Max kind of.
Okay, Okay, y'all got that. Y'all are heading back up front.
What was Sylvia getting? Sylvia is looking for it can hurt. So first
question is can her agent do projections project like like a hologram like a projector
yeah, like or yeah projector yeah you could Yeah that I wasn't sure which
meant, but yes, yes, it would be able to project a screen
onto a wall or something like them. Okay, So she wants to get
some small like firework type things. So if they have those poppy like little
little paper bags that you can throw when they pop some sparklers, then she
just like small like firecrackers. Okay, yeah, they actually have a fireworks
aisle. Okay, So she's gonna get a few small ones and then maybe
one big loud one that just is kind of like a oh shoot of Roman
candle. Is that what I'm thinking of? Maybe one that's like a Roman
candle, but it just does one big pop out exposition. Is there anything
like that? Yeah? Okay. And then she wants to get maybe something
that does better lighting for her install lam videos, if they have like a
light ring or something different colors. Yeah, and then she wants to get
like the biggest gaudiest fake gemstone looking thing, okay. And then if they
have any hot wheel style cars Okay, yeah, yeah they do. Okay,
she wants to have all that she wants to get. It's it's yours
Mark likes Mark, they have everything. Okay. So a big, huge,
gaudy plastic let's say a pea green pea green? Is that a color
pea green? Peas not green color? It is a color like yellow green.
I was thinking like a like a vegetable peas. Yeah. Yeah,
all right, So a big pea green jim looking thing out of made out
of plastic plastic. And then let's see down fifty credits from five hundreds.
Okay, all right, so she wants to get that, and she also
wants to get so there's this Hot Wheels card that I remember, and it
looks like an alligator because it has like the front looks like an alligator mouth
and the back has a tail that kind of wraps around to the to the
car. Yeah. Yeah, they had like a series of those that were
like different animals. Yeah. So she wants to get the alligator one.
All right, they have, they have one left in stock, perfet it's
it's twenty five credits. Twenty five credits. How much the Hot Wheels croc
rod? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember having it when I was
a kid. Okay. I love how like just the way we've done dude
things and how this is in the future. It does like have some of
our things. Yeah of course, I mean like some of our stuff would
be like artifacts, fireworks. I'm gonna say what you got was probably about
like one hundred and fifty credits worth of fireworks and then the light that changes
colors. So that's seventy five. It's kind of it feels more expensive,
but like it's a it's like a big seller. Okay, yeah, all
right, that's what she gets and has set the checkout and checks out.
All right, that's seven hundred credits total, and the Orcy the Orca costume
is Yeah, we're gonna say that's six hundred credits. Okay, I got
that. Yeah, able to check out. Y'all run into each other before
you check out or after you check out. I think the Sylvia would have
been able to pick up all that stuff while Zeus was trying things on.
So she's just waiting in at the bench behind the checkout. Okay, okay,
let see you. I'll run into each other again. So I see
you got a the Orchy costume. Yeah, it looks great. Job good.
Yeah, yeah, we might find one that fits pretty well. Can
fit the guns in and everything? Good? Good, God that was I
was worried that you wouldn't remember the guns, but you did a good job.
Yeah. I almost forgot, but then I remembered, very very very
nice. Okay, um, so we have everything now, now what what
to do and maybe get practice or and head back? What what? Get
some food and then head back and prep for tomorrow? Yeah? I think
practice. Yeah, I still need to get the schematics all laid out for
the place. That we were going. Blip was running the diagnostics on the
sample hall last night. So we'll have to do some research and make sure
I have a good place to jack in once I'm inside, and I'm gonna
have to get some employee information and make a badge and all those things.
Still tonight, so I have some work to do to get ready for tomorrow,
Okay, and then I will set out another video to remind people.
You know, two reminders is good for the protests. Yeah. Yeah,
So now you're able to do that, send out the reminder. You're able
to get Nitz is able to get an employee? An employee, ID,
what's what's the name of the person that you would you would go with?
Just so happens. I have a big list of names. Oh, I
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Pete your pants? Sure, sure pants? Okay, Pete jer pants.
I make up a badge and uh, you know, nametag and do all
those things to get prepped for it. Okay, what m what was the
reason you picked him? Like, well, why wouldn't he be there that
day that you'd be able to go in and not draw suspicion? Yeah,
yeah, therapy all day over his name. Um, he called in sick
yesterday with the flu, so I'm assuming he's gonna have it and he's a
half elf, so okay, I'm also a half elf, so it uh,
it would be less conspicuous. I mean we don't look exactly alike,
but enough alike. Okay, and the whole, the whole practicing to protest
like okay, So, Sylvia, how would you have coordinated with Zaus on
what he needs to do on practicing like movements and stuff too, for in
the work a costume while you're protesting? Like what are you going to be?
Like? What's your plan of chant? Okay? So first we look
up we zoobo? How do we? Did you say it? Zoogle?
We U? What noises do did Orca's make? Okay? There there's great,
like clear audio of what scientists believe Orca's used to make. Okay,
so from old grainy footage, Okay, so doubt they did these whistles?
Do you can? Can you do whistles? Yeah? Whistles? You mean
like this? Uh? No, because I did not hear anything. Yeah,
whistles don't translate. Well, yeah, I don't blow it. Whistling
into a microphone. I don't know. Did you hear that? No?
No, no, yes, I just saw Richard moving like of his mouth
like he was whistling and nothing, say, what do you do that?
Yeah? It doesn't wow, that's crazy. Yeah, it picks up on
reaper but okay, just just like that, okay, okay. And then
it clicks. Can you do a click? A click? Yeah, like
you you don't see anything, like you can't see and you click to hear
how far away something is? Can you do a click? I let's hear
something like this a perfect though, okay? And then a pop? Can
you do a pop? Very low? Like very um? How do you
say? It's like a base like a very low pop? Pop? Oh
that's great. I like that one. And then you I like, okay,
so pop okay, pop is good. I really enjoy the pop okay
um. And then I don't know what it is? This this this a
jaw claps. A jaw claps okay, so like like you know how you
do a clap with with hands normally, but just instead do it with your
jaw like noise. Um, maybe like a clap, but with just your
jaw. Needs a clap your jaw okay, you can slap your tentacles around
and it just sounds like what spaghetti? Okay, I don't know, okay,
I do like that as too. Okay, So here here's what we
do, all right. When I say, when I say jog Sonic is
evil, you do this clappy thing with your tentacles, okay, john Sonic
evil clappy clappy mouth fingers. Hey, yeah, it just exactly like that.
And also they use they use their nose, nose, They have sacks
inside of their nose to make noise outside their blow hole. Um. So
that really just sounds like a very long fart. So look, I was
around south after the chuck Burger and he doesn't need any help making very long
farts. Okay, Okay, so maybe we say that for and then jack
Sonic says they're here to help us, and then you do the very long
fart. We can pick up some chuck Burger on the way to the protest.
Okay, jack Sonics say they're here to help us. We know they're
not. We know that's a big farty line. So that's the perfect one,
Okay, I mean I think I think that's it. You can do
the other like whistle and click um and the little poppy thing, just like
as whenever I say something that is right, like you know, yo Sonic
Yoxonic is evil? Jo Sonic is trying to take over the world. Jock
Sonic is turning people into big mutants, Yoxonic is interested in octopuses. You
do any of those other noises? I wrote a script for him. Okay,
that's some scriture right there. Oh, it's just what she's it.
Yeah, and then the most basic terms like possible, I said, Jacksonic,
evil, clappy mouth figuers, and then Yasnic says they're here to help
us. Long fart, free form, whistle click poppy thing. Okay,
so then we one one thing that we need most important is if I say
tacos are tasty, that means get those guns out. Okay, I think
I canna remember that one. Yeah, okay, I think we are good.
Yeah. Sylvia turns into Marcia. So Dallas knows what Marsha looks like
and practices giving a long protest speech just to make sure she's what's the what's
the clothing change for Marcia? Um? So it's gonna be all like a
flower head dress with lots of what's that what baby baby's breath, so very
very colorful flowers, and then baby's breath on a little veil and just a
h a white a white dress with a just like geometric, not geometric,
just a random pattern of lines in it, black lines in it, okay,
and lots of pearls okay, in a choker, a lace choker.
All right? Can y'all think of anything else before it's next day protest time?
Nope? Just swing through Chuck Burger to get ammunition. Welcome, Welcome
to Chunk Burger. Can I take your order? Hey? Yeah? One
second, Hey's House? Do you want one burger or two? I'm thinking
I might need too today. Yeah, it's kind of what I was thinking
too. Um okay, all right, oh yeah, Sylvia, do you
want anything in? Uh? Coffee with oat creamer? Okay, oath milk,
oat milk creamer, and maybe we get um, let's see a beans
on toast? Do they help that here for in Zaus's soup for later?
Okay? Uh? Yeah, okay, do they have beans on place?
Let me let me ask? Are you there? Go ahead? Okay?
Um? Yeah, So so I need some coffee? Uh make that too?
Um? Could I get in one of those coffees oat milk creamer in
in the one coffee and the other one just black please, just just black,
no sugar, just black please, and then could I get two chuck
black, one sugar, one with oat milk, but I had creamer?
Um man, did you catch what he said? Sylvia? Is there anything
else you want? Yeah? Yeah, no, two chuck burgers, please,
two chuck burgers. You want to chuck size them? Yeah, go
ahead and chuck size them. And then can we get some beans, toast,
beans toast? Oh we don't. We don't serve that here, beans
or toast. Oh we got beans and toast? Yea could could I get
a side of beans and a side of toast? And can you just like
put them in the same package. Yeah, we can do that for you.
I'll be ready back to your coffee. Uh. One oat milk,
creamer, coffee black, one sugar, two chuck burgers, chuck sized beans,
toast side items? Uh? Is that correct? I really needs done
enough sugar? I think you need. They don't really said one sugar.
Oh they said sugar. I couldn't even I couldn't even hear him. Uh
no sugars that no sugar, No sugar. Okay, so you don't want
sugar on the chalk burger? Correct? No, that's what makes it chunk
barker a chugger otherwise it tastes. So you want sugar on the chunk burger
whatever comes on and normally okay, he said, normal sugar, okay,
okay, all right, good to pull up. Yeah, your toe is
gonna be the pull up to the first window, all right, pull on
up. First window has a sign says pull up to the second window.
I wait there for a hot minute until I see them pop the window open.
Ahead, they just put the they put the thing slides out. Did
it out like trying to get your attention? Hey, wrong window? I
could have swore, he said, first window, my bad. Pull up
to the second window. Sorry, yeah, your total's there. Go ahead
and pay and reach for my food or it'll be right out. O.
Thanks, have a chug tastic day. That's our new slogan. I like.
I like it. Um Do you guys like the slogan? I like.
I like the slogan. Sylvia's just reading the comments on her videos,
not paying attention. Yeah, I guess it would come up with words like
check pastic anyway. Yeah, I don't know. It's I mean, lots
of money in the marketing departments. I think, you know, really,
it's spent a lot of time in research and you know do test subjects and
test markets and study groups, and you know, lots of education comes into
putting together words like chug tastic. Yeah yeah, I mean that's a pretty
mind of stuff right now. Yeah yeah, yeah, always with the nerdy
science. Yeah, great minds. Really, it's it's impressive. Yeah,
wish I wish I was at that level, Meats. I think you should
look at your audience. Do we appreciate your information? Oh? I mean
sure, sure we do. Even Blip looks bored. Any comments that stood
out to you on on Insta blam um, I'm checking out the comments on
Marsha's video. Sylvia was saying that she was going to be there to see
how many people were saying they're going to be there, and then looking at
the reading over the comments on the fight with Liam. Did I have the
video that you had it? I thought you had the camera on pretty much
the whole time. Yeah, I think I did video that she wanted to
see if anybody mentioned anything about her her cool, Uh, I would melt
with you, but I don't like you. Yeah. So so there we
was. There was a a big group of people that like latched onto that,
and that's like they're they're saying it on all of your videos after that
now well and and like the like the announcement videos that you that you put
out, like they've they've taken that over, and Mellow Wizards seventy five seems
to be leading them on on that. Nice I would stop the world and
melt with you, but I don't like you. Yeah, yeah, that's
it all right. So y'all got your chug burger and you are ready for
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