WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:04.679 Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult 2 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:08.919 language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion is advised. 3 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:18.320 It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles of Bitches, your favorite sex 4 00:00:18.399 --> 00:00:24.120 podcast hosted by already married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam. 5 00:00:24.440 --> 00:00:28.719 Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. Say 6 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:40.520 Horny Bitches, good morning. Hi, Hi, how you doing. I'm 7 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:45.359 sick? Yeah? I mean girls, girls will get it. Yeah, 8 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:48.880 yeah, they get it. Yeah. Rihanna's been a little under the weather. 9 00:00:49.359 --> 00:00:52.520 Yeah for the past couple days, the past few days. Where do 10 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:56.439 you think under the weather came from? Why aren't we always under the weather? 11 00:00:56.600 --> 00:00:59.479 Like the weather always be beaten down on us, whether it's sunshine or 12 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:07.680 not. I think it comes from I think it comes from you know, 13 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:11.680 when you're feeling sicky. Oh, you know what. I think it comes 14 00:01:11.719 --> 00:01:18.640 from mucus. You think I think it's like we're not going to give mucus 15 00:01:18.640 --> 00:01:21.959 the gold medal. I think it's like your nose is running, so that's 16 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:27.439 like nose rain and the rest of your body's under it. So that's that's 17 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:30.480 that's the fact when you say under the weather, the fact, that's the 18 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:34.159 fact. When you when someone says under the weather, they're referring to your 19 00:01:34.239 --> 00:01:41.280 rainy nose. I hate everything about that. I didn't make it up. 20 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:46.159 Don't blame yes, don't don't choot the messenger. I don't. I can't 21 00:01:46.159 --> 00:01:49.760 be right. But in fact, yes, I have been under the weather. 22 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:55.519 I have so much mucus. It's just that it's honestly, the change 23 00:01:55.519 --> 00:01:57.879 of weather, and I always makes me sick. So in Texas we were 24 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:00.400 nice and cold for a while about some sweaters. I felt good about it, 25 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:05.840 and then it like heated up for a few weeks. Like when I 26 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.840 say a few weeks, I mean all of December. It's what it always 27 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:10.280 does, is when it's December and it is the most Christmasy month, it's 28 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:15.639 hot. There's like a high of sixty nine and then a low of like 29 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:20.439 forty two, So you get to experience sweater weather, and on sweater weather 30 00:02:20.479 --> 00:02:23.039 within the same day you get in your get your car and you're freezing. 31 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:24.159 And then the second time after work you get in your card you're like it's 32 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:29.280 hot. Yeah. For people who are not familiar with Texas weather. This 33 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:34.400 is Texas doesn't go through really seasons. Texas just every day rolls a dice 34 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:39.319 and sees how it feels. Yeah, Texas weather is she's a fickle bitch. 35 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:42.719 Well, there's an old saying that if you don't like the weather in 36 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:45.759 Texas, just way to day. Oh that's cute. Yeah, that's like 37 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:49.759 an old old timer saying that's fun. Yeah. So yeah, when we 38 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:53.960 go through these really vast changes in weather that we do, where you know, 39 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:58.520 it's warm and then it's cold, I always get the sniffles or the 40 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:01.080 scuffles. Yeah, we get a little sicky. But I thought I kept 41 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:06.039 it at bay by this one, like this one progressed it, did, 42 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:08.560 I think. I think also, like we haven't had a lot of rest 43 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:14.639 time recently. Yeah, so I think you didn't get the opportunity to go 44 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:20.039 like, oh i'm feeling starting to fill down, I should like slow down 45 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:23.039 and take a rest. We didn't really get that option. It was kind 46 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:24.639 of like, no, I just took some medicine and hoped to go away. 47 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:30.159 Yeah, but it didn't. She said, I'm here to stay, 48 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:38.159 bitches. Yeah, you need to deal with me. Huh. Well, 49 00:03:38.199 --> 00:03:45.199 Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast with you Campbell and Me 50 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:49.280 producer Man Adam. Hi. Guys, Hi, I hope y'all are feeling 51 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:57.840 better, and I hope y'all had a great holiday, Christmas, New Year, 52 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:00.400 all that good stuff. We've been off for the last two weeks. 53 00:04:00.599 --> 00:04:02.560 We haven't off for the last two weeks. We don't usually take breaks with 54 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:05.759 this year, we're like everything, all of the holidays are on a Monday, 55 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:09.479 so like, let's just take that time for us, because we were 56 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:15.159 traveling a lot for family, yeah, and things like that. So guys 57 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:19.439 missed you, but but we did give them a special gift. They got 58 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:25.040 to listen to a uh Patriot episode for free. Yeah, and I even 59 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:29.959 turned the ads off of it. Wow, you're telling us this holiday season 60 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:33.519 we didn't get any any money. Thanks. Yeah, guys, that's a 61 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:39.439 Patreon episode. So you know, five dollars a month, you get some 62 00:04:39.439 --> 00:04:45.920 some special fangs, you know, boatersdes fun Facts, Discord access, so 63 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:50.160 you can like message us whatever you feel. You know, sometimes people ask 64 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:54.759 us for a ride that's never happened. That's never happened. Can you imagine 65 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:56.879 if someone is in the discord They're like, hey, can I get a 66 00:04:56.959 --> 00:05:00.240 right to the airport? Yeah, I live in Milwaukee, Milwaukee, but 67 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:04.839 I'm a Patreon member, so the customer's always right. We had a Karen 68 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:12.120 in our discord and our patreon pretty good. So yeah, guys, come 69 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:15.040 to the Patreon. It's a lot of fun. It's it's a good time. 70 00:05:15.079 --> 00:05:18.879 I enjoy it. Yeah, we made this for you. I get 71 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:21.879 so bitter when we have to talk about the patreon we made. They were 72 00:05:21.879 --> 00:05:28.319 getting emails. We had all these people, and then when it's time to 73 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:31.519 pay the piper or pay the Rihanna and Adam for the Patreon, y'all want 74 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:35.720 to crickets. That's right. All your children have been kidnapped and gone to 75 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:43.720 a mountain with our magical flutes. Oh boy, so join the patreon. 76 00:05:43.879 --> 00:05:46.439 But the last two weeks have had so much going on, and I'll like, 77 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:50.600 y'all, we wouldn't visited my mom. I didn't mean to say that, 78 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:55.319 So it wasn't bad. It wasn't a bad visit. It was interesting, 79 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:58.240 as it always is, but it's always Yeah, it was a pretty 80 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:00.879 interesting thing. I feel like we had the first six beers trying to bond 81 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:04.600 with my sister, yeah, which I didn't think went bad. No, 82 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:09.600 it started to go really I feel like, you know, in the when 83 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:14.519 your sister came over for Christmas Eve. Yeah, because we're Hispanic, can 84 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:20.759 we do Christmas Eve? Correct? I was like, you know what that 85 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:24.360 kind of that makes it really easy if at any point in our life, 86 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:28.000 like because we're about to move to Houston, yeah, where it's just where 87 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:32.480 your mom lives. Let's say you get pregnant. I think my parents will 88 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:36.360 hopefully my dad will be at a point where he can retire, and I 89 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:40.680 think my parents would want to move wherever we are. Oh, I know, 90 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:46.160 but I wish it wouldn't. Hey fun, hey, news flash, 91 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:49.040 they don't need to. I know, I know, but that does make 92 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:54.000 Christmas easy for us if they're in the same place, because then we could 93 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:56.800 just be like, well we'll do Christmas Eve. We do Christmas Eve with 94 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:03.319 a bila and then Christmas Day anyway, Well, we know what your mom 95 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:06.319 wants to be called. Your mom's name is Barbara, and she's already picked 96 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:11.800 out her grandmother's name, which is Babs, which I hate. Yeah, 97 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:15.879 we've talked about this. Oh my god, don't rath my boy that way. 98 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:20.600 Honestly, I thought it was a different cat. They all have different 99 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:24.759 levels of how you treat your animals. We have three cats, and depend 100 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:27.839 who it is. It's like, the is how much we're gonna actually toss 101 00:07:27.920 --> 00:07:30.759 them. They're the young cat, we flailed them across the room, and 102 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:32.079 when it's the old crusty boy, I'm like, it's okay, really, 103 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:39.160 just give them a nudge and this pause like in our food. So yeah, 104 00:07:39.199 --> 00:07:41.800 I hate Babs. Do you know why I hate Babs? No? 105 00:07:42.040 --> 00:07:46.560 I hate Babs because that was a nickname that I had with a boyfriend. 106 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:50.279 Oh, like they called you Babs. What's called you babs? By accident? 107 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:56.199 Oh? Yes, I called you that in bed. I think we 108 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:58.959 were only messing around, like for two or three weeks at that point, 109 00:07:59.040 --> 00:08:01.199 dating and I just like I just as soon as I said it, I 110 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:03.720 was like maybe he won't catch on, but like I'm never gonna say that 111 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:07.680 again, Like that's not the And you were like I don't want to be 112 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:11.879 Babs and I was like, yeah, I don't want to. Yeah, 113 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.560 yeah, that was so embarrassing. I think about that day is all the 114 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:18.560 time. I'm like, wow, how embarrassing for me? You know, 115 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:22.560 you're my baby and never called him baby? Yeah. Yeah, everyone has 116 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:28.279 a pretty special name with me, I feel. But yeah, your mom 117 00:08:28.279 --> 00:08:31.720 wants to go buy babs And that's why I don't like babs is because that 118 00:08:31.839 --> 00:08:33.799 was a pet name. Sure, so I think we should have behind her 119 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:37.639 back full and call it her granny and the kid will just be like granny 120 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.480 granny and she'll be like what what I like? That's what he wants to 121 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:43.320 call you. It's not really the grandparents choice. Can me do better than 122 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:54.200 granny? So I'm just like, oh, hack o, how funny would 123 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:58.240 it be if we had her that our child called her a buila? Say 124 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:03.960 of her be a boylet? And your mom's just grandma. My mom's Babs. 125 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:09.440 Your mom's our kid just got a full flopped and now they get to 126 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:16.919 do But yes, we went, yeah, my mom's gonna be grandma because 127 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:20.000 my nephew calls her grandma, and I don't think she wants to go by 128 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.480 different names. No, that seems like a lot for your mom too. 129 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:28.360 I called my grandparents grandma. Yeah I don't call them grandma. Won't you 130 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:31.440 have one called grandma too? Well? They were they're great grandparents, great 131 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:37.480 grandparents. Just get a number. Some of them, well, the bitter 132 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:41.360 old ones just got numbers. Actually, Granddad too was very sweet and kind 133 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:46.759 angel. But no, I mean my other because I had let's see, 134 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:50.639 great grandparents. I had Grandma one, Grandma Grandpa one. No, I'm 135 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:54.720 sorry, Grandma to Grandpa too. Those are the great grandparents, and then 136 00:09:56.840 --> 00:10:03.360 grand and then Nanny and Poppy are those also greats? Those are also greats. 137 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:07.559 Those are two sides of the same great So those are Nanny and Poppy 138 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:15.759 was my one set of grandfather's parents and once paternal and once okay, okay, 139 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:20.320 we're doing this this way. My paternal grandparents were Granddad and Grandma. 140 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:26.919 Granddad's parents were Nanny and Poppy. Grandma's parents were Grandma to Grandpa too. 141 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:28.960 I need you to write this down. And then maternal side, I had 142 00:10:30.039 --> 00:10:39.639 Mama and Papa. My mama's parents were Grandma. They either Grandma Baker or 143 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:46.279 Grandpa Baker or I always called him Grandma Ruby and Grandpa Bobby. And then 144 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:52.200 I never my My papa's grandparents were passed away before I was around to really 145 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:58.399 I know, like my my his mother was around when I was a baby, 146 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:01.200 but she passed awy fair, and I have no memories of either of 147 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:05.200 them. Yeah, I don't think I have any memories of any of my 148 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:09.360 groups. No, no, no, my parents barely had relationships with their 149 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:13.600 parents. Yeah, that's not true. That's just my dad. No, 150 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:16.399 that's not true. That's not true. That's not true with either one of 151 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:20.480 them. No. I definitely have a strange family on each side, but 152 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:26.399 they're pretty they're good with their parents. Yeah. Yeah, my grandma and 153 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:31.200 grandpa. My on my mom's side, grandpa died when I was fifteen. 154 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:37.679 My grandma's still kick it it. She's out there, she got two cars, 155 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:41.000 a boyfriend, friend, she had the Why. She's at the Why 156 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:43.039 all the time, apparently the l passo Why. Well, you know, 157 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:48.159 it's fun to stay at the YMCA. Yeah, m mom's grandma's given out 158 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:54.320 hand jobs at the Why. So the gay men. She's an ally. 159 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:03.000 And then then both grandparents to my dad's side are died. It was called 160 00:12:03.039 --> 00:12:11.519 karma, no support for you. You suck, sorry dad, Well, 161 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:13.440 your grandma on your dad's side, it was it was her time to go. 162 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:16.440 Well, yeah, she was like a thousand. She was actually like 163 00:12:16.519 --> 00:12:20.000 ninety four years old, so like body parts. Yeah, she was missing 164 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:22.240 a leg, but like that didn't stop her. She was missing at like 165 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:24.840 like thirty years, had nothing to do with why she died. Sh had 166 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:28.639 at old age, I know, But I'm just saying she lived a life. 167 00:12:28.799 --> 00:12:33.240 Yes, not everybody gets ran over by a car while they're inside of 168 00:12:33.240 --> 00:12:39.679 a building he loses a leg. Just Grandma Tina. Yeah, that's how 169 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:43.320 we differentiate the name of Grandma Tino, Grandma Mary. Yeah, grand grandpa. 170 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:48.600 I had one grandpa, My dad's dad, wasn't They weren't very close 171 00:12:48.679 --> 00:12:50.159 until he was an adult, and then he died and I was in kindergarten. 172 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:56.519 My first time meeting him was when he was in a casket. Do 173 00:12:56.559 --> 00:12:58.919 you walk up and say, pleasure to beat you here? I've heard a 174 00:12:58.919 --> 00:13:01.879 lot about you. I remember I wrote words like random anyway, I think 175 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:05.080 I wrote a word, you carved it in the casket. No, but 176 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.919 I did carpet because I had a Barbie stationary and I was like, oh, 177 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:13.960 it's my first time meeting him. Best writing a note. So I 178 00:13:13.039 --> 00:13:18.360 remember I had my Barbie stationary and it came with a little Barbie stencil of 179 00:13:18.559 --> 00:13:24.320 letters, and I just like stenciled random letters, just the entirety is just 180 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:26.080 letters. I didn't know how to spell at the time, so there wasn't 181 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:30.759 words. No, it's more of an arc project. It's yeah, it's 182 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:37.559 more of like an abstract message. Yeah, so yeah, you got I 183 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:43.600 remember I wore a really itchy brown corduroy dress. It wasn't corduroy, but 184 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:48.639 it was like fleece was awful. So itchy little girls cute, like fancy 185 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:50.799 outfits are there? I feel like, are the worst designed outfits in the 186 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.840 world. Yeah, they tray forcing little girls in a pantyhose entights constantly and 187 00:13:54.879 --> 00:14:00.600 we're like we get out less and also why yeah, we've got to get 188 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:03.320 a yase infection. Well, but also, okay, we are going on 189 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:09.919 tangent on tangent. But what's the purpose of pantyhose? Fun? What's the 190 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:11.399 purpose of a bellet? You know what I mean? Like a belt holds 191 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:15.000 up your pants? Oh hold on, okay, let me think of something 192 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:18.759 you don't need. It's the purpose of like it's to disguise the leg. 193 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:22.320 But like of what Disky from the CIA from the band. I guess my 194 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:26.960 point is, like I don't see why a little girl needs to wear pants 195 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:31.440 most of the time. We wear tights in formal settings, like we would 196 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:33.759 wear pantyhose, like if we went to church or something like that. And 197 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:37.840 yeah, it is because it's like it's for fancy, like we dressed up 198 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:41.000 but a little boy and like little tiny dockers in a little suit like little 199 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:45.600 like the little girl will be a pantyhose most likely, yeah, unless it's 200 00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:48.159 a long dress. So I think it's to formalize little kids, make them 201 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:52.840 look more put together. And then I wore tights a lot because I wore 202 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:56.759 a lot of skirts in school. Okay, so it's keep me warm. 203 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:03.679 Sure that makes sense. Mm hmm. So like because because I think other 204 00:15:03.720 --> 00:15:07.639 than that, I wasn't in tights. I have a Jenia who's been on 205 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:09.919 the show. Her mom used to put her in tights round, year round, 206 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:13.600 and my mom would be like, she's going to get an use infection, 207 00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:16.080 like she is. I remember my mom kind of had having conversations with 208 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:20.600 her mom of like why is she entight? She's getting overheat because it's Houston. 209 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:30.000 Yeah it's muggy. Yeah, but yeah, had I had some good 210 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.480 moments with your sister. We did sorry bad, both of us. We 211 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:37.799 both went on. Yeah, it started out good. She was kind of 212 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:41.000 she was very present in the beginning, you know, it wasn't until the 213 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:43.840 middle end where she was like no longer interested in being there, was on 214 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.639 her phone the whole time. Yeah, So we took it upon ourselves to 215 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:52.039 help her peruse tender m HM, which was fun. I've never done something 216 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:54.600 like that with my sister. I was like, this is like a bonding 217 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:58.320 moment I feel where I can see the kind of men. And we were 218 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:00.759 asking her to break down. Okay, so if you swipe no, can 219 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:06.039 you just give us a one word reason why. We learned a lot about 220 00:16:06.039 --> 00:16:15.679 my sister. She's a racist. She we allergy's a racist. It's so 221 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:18.600 funny. It's not funny, but it is my sister. So I'm just 222 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:22.960 kind of like, yep, that checks out. So it was it was 223 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:26.360 so funny seeing the reasons and seeing how picky she was because she brings losers 224 00:16:26.440 --> 00:16:32.519 home. So no, So I'm like, based on the men you're swiping 225 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:34.600 on, you have brought any of these men home. These men have way 226 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:41.159 more teeth than the men you bring home. Like, you know, she 227 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:45.360 finds these men on like carne love and this it kid is that they don't 228 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:48.360 have a car, like, of course they don't have a car. They 229 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:53.879 travel with the circus, like I don't know. So seeing her be so 230 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:56.799 picky was comical. I don't know, she was just showing off because we 231 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:02.279 were there because there's plenty of men. We were like, he's cute, 232 00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:06.720 he looks nice. There are some very attractive men, and it's not like 233 00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:10.039 she was looking at their profile. So it's not like she was looking at 234 00:17:10.039 --> 00:17:11.519 this attracted man looking at the profile and then be like no, I don't 235 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:17.359 like she was. She was going through these men like an AI program goes 236 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:22.680 through resumes like whatever. Her like just boom boom, Like we couldn't even 237 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:26.440 keep up with half of it. Yeah, and we, I mean, 238 00:17:26.519 --> 00:17:30.079 we did learn that she sees people in one of three categories white, black, 239 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:36.960 or four. Yeah. Yeah, and only one of those is she 240 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:41.440 interested in. Oh my gosh. And it's so funny because yeah, she 241 00:17:41.519 --> 00:17:44.599 was doing that. She was skipping over any black gentleman. And I was 242 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:48.519 like, you dated a black man in high school. Yeah, he was 243 00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:52.440 cute. He was a football player. His name was blue. And she 244 00:17:52.599 --> 00:17:56.079 was like, yeah, well and some fun fact, my mom also dated 245 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:59.759 a black man in high school. I know I heard this. I never 246 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:03.480 I never got a chance to date a black man. I'm sorry, I 247 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:07.759 never got a chance to date a black woman. I think you would be 248 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:11.079 such a good black woman's spouse, you think I do. I think you're 249 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:17.440 very nurturing and you're really interested in culture. Sure, yeah, you're very 250 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:21.960 supportive. I saw a sweet video the other day and it was like acts 251 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:26.160 of service are my favorite and it was a woman and she kept like patting 252 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:30.839 her braids because her braids were itching her and he saw her do it a 253 00:18:30.839 --> 00:18:33.799 few times and he came in like to she like moved to the kitchen and 254 00:18:33.799 --> 00:18:36.680 he went in there with a with like her oil dropper while she was cooking, 255 00:18:36.799 --> 00:18:38.480 was just like putting oil drops and was massaging herself and she was like, 256 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:41.319 oh my god, thank you. He's like, yeah, I saw 257 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:45.920 you patting patting your braids, so I figured you needed some scup oil And 258 00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:48.799 she was like yeah, usually taking care of her. And that's how I 259 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:52.880 feel like you would be. Sure. You're a very nurturing person, and 260 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:56.480 you're super into like adapting your lifestyle, like what do you need, what 261 00:18:56.519 --> 00:19:00.359 do you need? What you need? Super into it's a hobby of mine 262 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:04.880 something you do on the weekends. Yeah, so yeah, I was very 263 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:08.279 I was very confused why she was being so picky. I think it's I 264 00:19:08.279 --> 00:19:11.480 think, if we know anything about your sisters, she's like a chameleon, 265 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:17.480 yeah, and just adapts to whatever environment she's around. And based on her 266 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:25.119 career choice currently, I'm imagining it's not the most not racist group of people 267 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.119 to be around. I can't imagine they're very pc Yeah. Yeah, you're 268 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.920 right, that's true, that's fair. I didn't consider it because, yeah, 269 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:34.200 she's a correctional officer. Correctional officer, and you know they're not great. 270 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:38.359 Oh I'm sure. I'm sure they're horribly racist, I imagine. So 271 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.559 yeah, I'm sure there's some foul stuff that comes to play with that. 272 00:19:42.440 --> 00:19:45.799 But nonetheless, it was fun watching her swipe. There was one person that 273 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:49.039 I took one veto. There was one person she was like looking at and 274 00:19:49.079 --> 00:19:52.640 I was like no, and she was like reading the profile and I was 275 00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:55.759 like no, and she was clearly I was like nope, and I like 276 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:59.039 took my finger and I swiped no, and she looked at me aghast, 277 00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:00.920 and I was like, I said, no, what was your reasoning? 278 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:04.359 I remember this happening, but I don't remember. I don't remember either. 279 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:07.039 He just looked like a fucking loser. Oh sure, he looked like a 280 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:14.799 loser. She likes uncomfortable white hicks, or she likes thick whites, like 281 00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:18.079 the men that are barrel chested. It looked like they worked out ten fifteen 282 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:22.519 years ago, like that might have a du i or two. It's one 283 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:25.720 and that don't have custody of their kids. She loves a man that you 284 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:29.240 can tell does not have custody of their kids, like she. Oh sure 285 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:33.079 are her favorite conditions? Oh sure, she's Yeah, if she listens to 286 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:36.319 this, we're screwed. She's gonna get so mad. You know, she's 287 00:20:36.359 --> 00:20:41.279 sensitive, goad, she doesn't give a shit about us. She's never gonna 288 00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:45.480 listen to this. Yeah. But yeah, but Christmas, I mean Christmas 289 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:47.960 went well. Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. Yeah, 290 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:49.119 yeah, yeah, no, it was nice. Visiting with my mom. 291 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:53.880 We had we had issues with your car. Sorry god, the saga, 292 00:20:55.079 --> 00:20:57.160 the car saga. That is your car, man, I'm sorry about that. 293 00:20:57.319 --> 00:21:18.319 Fine, but Christmas was good and we actually did a lot of We 294 00:21:18.359 --> 00:21:22.640 had a Oh my mom just listened to this. We sleep in my mom's 295 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:26.319 bed. When we go and visit my mom, she sleeps on the couch 296 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:27.359 and we sleep in her bed. She has like a two bed little two 297 00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:32.559 bedroom duplex, and one room is her office and the other room is her 298 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:36.720 bedroom. So she's like, my mom's a couch surfer. Then even when 299 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:38.119 she's here, if we set up a bed for her, she'll go she'll 300 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:41.400 sleep on the count. Yeah, I mean she's going to make comments that 301 00:21:41.480 --> 00:21:45.119 she spends the majority night sleeping on the couch when she's alone. Yeah, 302 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:49.119 my mom's kind of sad, like, gir'll get your ass to bed, 303 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:55.160 take care of yourself. My god, my mom just like watches TV until 304 00:21:55.480 --> 00:22:00.480 like the dark night cloaks her and she falls asleep after she's taken her pill 305 00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:07.359 for the night, like on the couch, Twinkie wrappers everywhere. So we 306 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:11.480 sleep in her bed and we did some heavy petting in her pay. We 307 00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:15.599 did do some heavy petting. It was so nice. Yeah, one night 308 00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:19.279 we just like made out for a long time and I really enjoyed that we 309 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:23.960 like made out and we like took our tie like touching each other over our 310 00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:27.160 clothes, and it was really exciting. When you would like put your hand 311 00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:30.880 underneath my clothes. It was very slow and like adolescent. It was so 312 00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:33.519 nice. Yeah, what were your thoughts that we haven't done something like that 313 00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:41.160 since we like first started dating. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it 314 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:48.759 was just a lot of like slowly rubbing. It's not like my typical preferred 315 00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:52.000 way of doing things. It's so funny because it's my absolute face. I 316 00:22:52.039 --> 00:22:56.759 know it is, but no, I enjoyed it. It was it was 317 00:22:56.839 --> 00:23:00.160 like, what are your hesitations with that kind of intimacy, with like a 318 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:10.680 slow middle school I think it's just making out. What's your issue with making 319 00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:14.799 out? You don't like kissing me? I don't you always phrase it as 320 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:17.559 I don't like kissing you. That's not true. The kissing is like the 321 00:23:17.559 --> 00:23:19.359 furthest thing you like to do with me. That's not true at all, 322 00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:26.599 And I think that's unfair to say. Sorry, long makeout sessions, like 323 00:23:26.599 --> 00:23:30.759 my lips get chapped. I think. I think when things last that long, 324 00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:38.519 I think I get in my head a lot. And so yeah, 325 00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:45.039 it just becomes kind of more like I think when we're taking a long time, 326 00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:48.799 it's easier for me to go like, am I doing things right? 327 00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:51.839 Do we need to change this up? Like what's happening, Yeah, kind 328 00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:55.960 of mentality. But I'm usually just like hands all over you. I'm usually 329 00:23:56.039 --> 00:24:02.240 showing you that I'm really thoroughly enjoying myself. Sure it's not always obvious, 330 00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:07.279 okay, which I'm not saying that's like on you. I think for me, 331 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:15.920 like, it's harder for me to tell if I'm like if i'm ifact 332 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:18.799 I'm I'm doing a good job. Okay, this time, did you feel 333 00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:21.799 like you knew you were doing a yeah? Yeah, No, this time 334 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:23.400 I felt like we were really in it. Yeah. And I don't even 335 00:24:23.400 --> 00:24:26.359 think it lasted a long time. It just we just like did that and 336 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:30.480 it progressed naturally because at one point we were just like, uh, like 337 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:37.039 nude humping because we have a condom. We didn't have a cond we did 338 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:38.400 have a condom, so we couldn't have sex, so we were like, 339 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:45.440 oh no, let's just prut my titles together. So yeah, we were 340 00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:49.359 a hot dog and hamburger rubbing up against each other. And you did a 341 00:24:49.359 --> 00:25:00.200 good job by of not trying to like, uh encourage me to penetrate you, 342 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:04.200 you mean assault you. I've gotten better about you have gotten better about 343 00:25:04.200 --> 00:25:11.160 it. You get so mad. I'm trying to be like teasy about it. 344 00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:14.799 I'm like, put it in me, and you're like, no, 345 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:19.799 I can put it in you. We don't have a condom and we cannot 346 00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:25.039 afford children. And I'm like I'm in my aroused bubble and I'm like, 347 00:25:25.079 --> 00:25:30.680 but wouldn't it be cool if you did? Yeah? I know. We 348 00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:33.000 just did a lot of grinding. It was so nice. Did you finish? 349 00:25:33.079 --> 00:25:37.720 I think you finished you. I don't remember how it ended. It 350 00:25:37.839 --> 00:25:42.000 ended with you giving me a blow week I give you a blowy nice nice. 351 00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:47.119 I love when past Rihanna. You know it takes care of future. 352 00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:51.640 Yeah, no, no, yeah, I think we I just kind of 353 00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:56.920 rubbed you. We rubbed against our bodies. I think you gave me a 354 00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:00.480 really good finger banging. Yeah. We did a lot of I did a 355 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:07.240 lot of fingies, finge moves, just rubbin' rubbin and scrubbing, rubbin and 356 00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:11.200 scrabbing. We did an acoustic Yeah, we did an acoustic You did. 357 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:15.599 You give me a lot of really good glitterist play like you were just on 358 00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:17.880 it. You were treating it like the little egg yolk it is. It 359 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:21.880 was so good. Yeah. Yeah, that's where all the protein is in 360 00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:26.400 that glitters, but it was. It was so good because that's why I 361 00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:29.920 call it. I didn't do all of that in middle school. I did 362 00:26:29.920 --> 00:26:32.960 that like in high school. But uh, that sound like it feels so 363 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:37.359 adolescent. It's so nice because yeah, when you're in high school, when 364 00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:40.319 you get intimate with a boy, you don't immediately just have sex, like 365 00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:44.400 immediately just jump to that kind of stuff, to rubbing in touch and whatnot, 366 00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:48.640 and that's so nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I 367 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:51.000 never had that experience. I know. And when we get to have those 368 00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:52.839 experience, I pointed out to you, I'm like, this is what it 369 00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:56.079 was like, this is fun. You should like this. Yeah, we 370 00:26:56.119 --> 00:26:59.720 did stuff a second day, but I don't remember what we did on that 371 00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:04.559 physical twice? Did we during Christmas? Yeah? Yeah, we were on 372 00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:07.599 one. Was it the day we took like this two strong of edibles? 373 00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:11.799 My mom had no because we went to bed and knocked the fuck out. 374 00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:18.119 I wouldn't have I was like, don't touch me, don't even look at 375 00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:19.960 me. I thought we did stuff a second night. Maybe we just made 376 00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.519 out. I don't think so, I really don't. I don't know. 377 00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:30.160 MM. I think you gave me another blowy at some point. Yeah, 378 00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:33.519 I think so, because I think you felt bad for me. I think 379 00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:38.119 it was a bit of a pity blowy, which I'll take just because I 380 00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:41.720 think all the car issues and you could tell I was I was very frustrated. 381 00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:45.160 So I think we went to bed and you like, we're like, 382 00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:49.839 surprise, you have one more Christmas present. The best prize is a surprise. 383 00:27:51.000 --> 00:27:56.920 Yeah, yeah, you're right, You're right, You're right. I 384 00:27:56.960 --> 00:28:02.079 feel good about it. We did. We've been really physical lately, kind 385 00:28:02.119 --> 00:28:07.079 of yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been kind of in a dip physically 386 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:11.480 with sex wise. It's crazy. It's been fucking nuts and it's nothing I 387 00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:15.599 don't want to I honestly feel very I think I had a conversation with you 388 00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:18.039 recently about how I feel really fulfilled intimacy wise, even when we're not having 389 00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:22.680 sex, because we're doing such a great job of taking care of each other 390 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:30.200 all the other levels of intimacy, Like you've been really present emotionally for me 391 00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:33.640 and things like that, so like my cups feel really filled. Well good, 392 00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:37.920 Yeah, that's kind of how I am as well. And I think 393 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:45.119 also like I'll give in like these waves of horny and miss, but they're 394 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:49.119 very like improp two times where like this is like, for example, like 395 00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:52.000 I'll be out working and be like, oh, I want to go. 396 00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.279 I want to like I'm gonna fuck Rihanna tonight. And then I get home 397 00:28:56.319 --> 00:29:00.440 and I'm like, yeah, this thing you want to do. And we 398 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:06.599 don't have sex on days you work. You work a lot, a long 399 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:11.359 time, and you're tired, it's late. Yeah, I'm when eye open 400 00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:15.839 when you get home. So that's fair. I that had the same thing 401 00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:17.720 happens to me. I'll text you in the middle of the day and I'm 402 00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:19.960 like, I'm so horny for you. Yeah, that happened. That happened 403 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:25.440 the two nights ago. You were texting me throughout the day like I'm so 404 00:29:25.559 --> 00:29:26.680 horny for you, and then I don't know what happened when we got home. 405 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:33.000 Was that the night you texted me while I was still at work and 406 00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:37.039 you were like, I'm going to bed, bye, bitch. It was 407 00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:41.240 that night. I wonder if it was the same day because then we did 408 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:44.799 have sex. Oh that's no, it would have been the day after because 409 00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:48.920 you texted me that because yes, yes, because then because there was one 410 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:52.119 there was one. Yes, Okay, here we go. Yes, and 411 00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:57.599 I'm about to tell the story right about now. Yeah, because I was 412 00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:03.039 working and you texted me around like nine or so a thirty nine, and 413 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.920 you're like see ya. You're like, I'm going to bed, there's leftovers 414 00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:12.759 in the fridge. I'm speaky. Good night. Yeah, And yeah I 415 00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:18.440 got home. You were passed out. I didn't see that night. I 416 00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:22.440 took the puppy out, Okay, she had to go on a walk. 417 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:30.200 I ate fed myself dinner, and then I just kind of like vegged out. 418 00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:33.480 Yeah for a little while. Would you vege out on? We don't 419 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:37.440 got a lot of food in here. No vege no, like like like 420 00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:41.759 veged out on the couch. Doesn't veg out mean you like eat a lot. 421 00:30:42.519 --> 00:30:48.000 No, it's like you become a vegetable. Oh, I haven't using 422 00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:52.319 that wrong for a long time. You use that when you go to a 423 00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:57.640 salad bar, like, oh, I'm out. This episode is sponsored by 424 00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:03.720 Super Salad, sponsored by Jason's Deli. I made a super salad joke to 425 00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:04.839 someone and they did not get I don't know what a super salad is. 426 00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:11.640 Uh. It was a restaurant in Southeast Texas. Okay. It was called 427 00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.440 super salad, but it's spelled s O U p e R. Yeah, 428 00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:19.720 that's how I oh s as like super super. They put the soup in 429 00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:23.000 super and you can get soups and salads. There is that all you could 430 00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:25.880 get with soups or salads? I don't know. I don't eat a lot 431 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:27.039 of those, so I never went in there. Yeah, I don't eat 432 00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:33.400 soups or salads. I eat soups. Now. I eight salads olive Garden. 433 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:37.359 I want their no key soup. Okay, that sounds really good. 434 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.880 I would love a never ending pasta. Yeah, you know what I would 435 00:31:40.880 --> 00:31:42.920 like to do. Sorry, I know we're going on another tangent, which 436 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:47.200 is what? Which is okay? Because I actually would rather talk about the 437 00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:51.240 sex from this week in next week's episode. Okay, and maybe I'll be 438 00:31:51.279 --> 00:31:53.319 able to touch a little bit on my poorn debacle that I will on a 439 00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.759 second porn rabbit and y'all need to know about that. There's a there's a 440 00:31:56.799 --> 00:32:00.240 teaser for next week. Yeah, we'll tell you next week about the second 441 00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:07.279 this week because it was pretty good. What was I talking about? Soups? 442 00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:12.400 Are you here for it? Hunty? No? What I would like 443 00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.799 to do is sometimes I go to Olive Garden or even Italian restaurants in general, 444 00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:16.839 and I'm like, I know what I want to eat everything. Do 445 00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.160 I want to eat ten things of salad? Do I want to eat over 446 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:23.799 eat? Absolutely? But I can't do that anymore. I'm tired still. 447 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:28.680 I can't handle that. I love the salads there, and I love the 448 00:32:28.720 --> 00:32:31.440 soup there. I think I want to go and order soup and my bread 449 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.680 sticks and like be fulfilled and have like a glass of wine, and then 450 00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:37.079 like, if I'm still hungry, you all have like a second soup, 451 00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.440 you know what I mean? Like I want to go there with the intention 452 00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:44.000 of just eating. I always get sick when I eat there because I love 453 00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:46.880 the soup so much. Should I do finish that soup? And sometimes do 454 00:32:47.079 --> 00:32:50.400 you want me to refiel that? Cause you're saying in the instance where you 455 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:53.599 get like a bowl or cup of the soup, and I always get a 456 00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:57.480 bowl. Yeah, I don't ever get a cup of soup. So I 457 00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:00.920 by the time my pasta or whatever comes, I'm so full, but I'm 458 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:04.079 like excited to eat that pasta, so eat it anyway, and then like 459 00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:07.279 I feel so sick and I eat myself silly because I'm not gonna lie. 460 00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.000 I think I like that more than I like their pasta. Sure, their 461 00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:12.680 pasta is like, okay, remember we had. I think it's all right. 462 00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:15.000 I think we had for what it is. It's good. We did 463 00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:19.240 never last time we were at Olive Garden we did the never Ending Pasta. 464 00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:22.799 This was like three years ago, and we it was such a waste of 465 00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:25.279 money because he gets so full. It worked for you, it doesn't work 466 00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:29.079 for me because I was like, well, I'm already I had my soup, 467 00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:30.319 so it's like I'm already full. Well, you know what I just 468 00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:37.559 thought about in that aspect is I've never gotten the tour of Italy. There. 469 00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:39.519 Oh that's a good one. I've had that, and that's you love. 470 00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:45.559 I love the plate. We do it tonight. It sounds well we 471 00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:50.160 can't tonight. Oh why well because I have to work and then I have 472 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:52.559 to come back and I have to edit this. I do need to work. 473 00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:58.200 We're about to go on vacation like and move. Yeah, yeah, 474 00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:00.119 you do need to work. You're right, We're gonna do it tomorrow if 475 00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:05.839 you want tomorrow. What time do you get off work? I like how 476 00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:12.280 this podcast is just well, tomorrow, we have a guest coming over to 477 00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:15.920 request. Oh that's true, we can invite her. Oh, she would 478 00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:17.679 tear it up. She's the best person to go to restaurants with. And 479 00:34:17.719 --> 00:34:22.840 she's just the best person, isn't she? You love her? Do you 480 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:27.079 do? I'll let her know. I do nonetheless love Olive Garden. Thank 481 00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:29.519 you so much when you hear your family. But I need to go and 482 00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:35.000 get onto her ability because that's at my alley. And you're such a sampler 483 00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:37.320 guy. Yeah, and I can't believe I've never gotten there. You get 484 00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:39.639 the chili sampler, you get the Buffalo wild Wing sampler. Yeah, I 485 00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:45.039 used to do that. That's what I got at Fazzoli's. Fazolian Isles. 486 00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:51.079 They had like they had like a Tuesday sampler thing that was really cheap, 487 00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:52.400 and you get like a slice of pizza, a piece of lasagna, and 488 00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:59.639 some spaghetti spaghetti. Okay, sorry, guys, I hope you're hungry because 489 00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:05.400 we're about it serves up some hot teath. No. I tried. I 490 00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:08.480 tried. I tried to transition. It didn't hit the transition and transitioning okay, 491 00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:13.559 but no, I was excited. I was, you know, the 492 00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.159 night. I didn't tell you this the night where I texted you, Hey, 493 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:20.320 it's like eight thirty. I'm sleeping guinna bed. I masturbated four times. 494 00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.480 Did you that in the last like two and a half three hours, 495 00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:30.400 I had masturbated four times. Yeah, I think I'm depressed. Well, 496 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:34.360 I don't asturbate that much. Is because I'm in a spiral. It's been 497 00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:37.519 a rough one. I get it, because that's pretty impressive. Also, 498 00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:42.920 was the vibrator on the kitchen counter last night? I was charging it? 499 00:35:44.400 --> 00:35:49.360 I needed a block. You couldn't moved the block to the bedroom, No, 500 00:35:49.480 --> 00:35:53.519 because I have to like find the extension strip and it's hidden behind the 501 00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:58.840 thing. Charge it on my side of the bed. But Adam, why 502 00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:00.880 are you giving me ship right now? I'm giving you shit. I'm just 503 00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:02.239 trying to make it easy on you. It was very easy. I knew 504 00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:06.639 it was very easy. I knew that there was a block in my kitchen, 505 00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:08.760 so I went and plugged it in there because that was I was. 506 00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:13.119 I knew exactly where it was, all right, And I wasn't unplugging your 507 00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.960 personal shit, because I mean, sometimes my shit gets unplugged. And then 508 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:16.960 I just pluged my phone in and go to bed and I don't realize that 509 00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:20.760 my phone's not charging. So I wasn't gonna fuck with your personal shit, 510 00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:28.119 right, And yeah, you don't know what I went through yesterday. I'll 511 00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:30.679 have to tell that for say that for next week, because yeah, yesterday 512 00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:36.000 was wild. Anyway, I don't want to use that. But the day 513 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:37.079 that I texted you that, I went to bed early. Yeah, I 514 00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.960 had masturbated like four times in the last like three hours prior to that. 515 00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.519 As soon as the sun went down, I went down. I was just 516 00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:51.280 in vibe town, just just just vibeing away. Yeah, And I went 517 00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.320 down a little a little bit of a rabbit hole. And are we doing 518 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:59.599 this? I thought we were doing this for next week, A poorn rabbit 519 00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:01.719 hole. Yeah, yeah, I guess there's I guess there's we didn't do 520 00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:07.719 whatever. I was saving the sex that was from that night for next week. 521 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:12.360 You I'm just like five minutes ago you said we'll save the porn and 522 00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:15.559 the sex for next week. Oh, I didn't know I said that. 523 00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:17.840 I think I thought. I thought I just said, like the sex and 524 00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.039 that will go into the porn, Like we'll just skip to porn. It 525 00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:24.199 if you don't mind, we have some I don't know what do you want 526 00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:29.079 to do for the next ten minutes. I was just trying to what am 527 00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:31.760 I supposed to do? Stuck my own day? I was going to uh, 528 00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:35.440 I was just gone by your game. Well, I guess before we 529 00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.760 jump into my porn and in case we needed to save that for next week. 530 00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:40.920 Have you gone down any fun porn rabbit holes? When's the last time 531 00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:45.880 you masturbated? I honestly haven't masturbated in a long time. I've masturbated like 532 00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:57.000 ten fifteen times this week, I've masturbated like maybe maybe I'm probably I've probably 533 00:37:57.039 --> 00:38:00.239 masturbated once in the past week. Yeah, yeah, what did you masturbate 534 00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:05.159 too? And what's in your MySpace top five of what you're masturbating to you 535 00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:08.159 right now? This is my space top five And I want you to put 536 00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:14.760 in like some sounds and you can produced that part. Pretty standard, pretty 537 00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:20.960 standard stuff I've not I've not done a lot of experimenting. I like to 538 00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:28.519 call it, uh professionally amateur okay, where it's like amateur style, very 539 00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:35.719 po V. But you like POV, yeah, like male POV. Yeah, 540 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:37.880 yeah, I don't need to see the guy's face. That's fair. 541 00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:40.599 I don't want to see his face or his his tuppy body. I've had 542 00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:44.440 a few. We'll get into that. I'm not much of a POV person, 543 00:38:44.519 --> 00:38:46.760 but like I did go down a POV rabbit hole kind of yesterday. 544 00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:51.480 Yeah, that I would really like. I had a porn star that I 545 00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:58.480 just love, So I'll talk about that later. Yeah, pretty standard, 546 00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:02.559 like amateur POV kind of thing. Any names, any like specific? I 547 00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:07.320 don't really. There's one girl that I I whenever her stuff pops up, 548 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:09.880 I do enjoy. I don't know her name. Oh no, I want 549 00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:14.440 to know if it's the same girl. Here's how you'll know, because I 550 00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:19.119 think it's I think it's her and her partner. It's the same man every 551 00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:22.280 time, Yes, it is mine. Is it a curved penis? He's 552 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:27.280 got a straight up like he's got a very skinny and hooked penis. No, 553 00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:30.719 no, no, no, yeah, she's redheaded. This person is 554 00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:32.239 not. This person's a brunette. Okay, no, no, no. 555 00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:37.920 She also uses the same guy every time, but he has an uncircumcised penis. 556 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:44.280 Oh okay, now this one's very circumcised and very hookdy. It's very 557 00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:46.239 hookety. I'm not here for the penis. I'm here for her. Hey, 558 00:39:47.400 --> 00:39:51.079 okay, so you like you enjoyed it. That's very like that is 559 00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:57.320 It's like it is very much that style where it's like just two people having 560 00:39:57.360 --> 00:40:00.639 sex in like a hotel room. Yeah. Yeah, is there any Is 561 00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:07.920 there ever any storyline? No, not even a soft storyline. No, 562 00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:09.559 none of these No. It's usually just because I feel like there's been a 563 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:13.760 lot of the titles will have a storyline. It'll be like I found this 564 00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:15.920 girl in the elevator and now I'm gonna fuck her silly, But then you 565 00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:19.239 click the video and it's just them having sex in hotel room, like there 566 00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:22.440 was no, Like, yeah, of that, I met you before. 567 00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:24.480 I see that a lot, or like they'll act like there's a storyline, 568 00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:28.519 but like there's not. Yeah, they do that a lot. The common 569 00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.519 one I always see is like I met a tinder day and now we fucking 570 00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:37.920 yeah yeah, and it's just then I don't like the way we have to 571 00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.599 describe We never describe men in the same way. It's I don't like the 572 00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:45.400 way way women are described. They're like fills her sweet teen pussy hole. 573 00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:59.400 I'm like Jesus Christ, guys like Chill Daddy Chill. So yeah's been crazy. 574 00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:02.079 But yeah that kind of like what like that's like my era right now 575 00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:06.719 of porn. Yeah, you're amateur POV. Any time you see her name, 576 00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:09.039 you should tell us what it is. Yeah, I'll check it out, 577 00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:13.760 but I promise you I won't look her up. It's just out of 578 00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:15.360 respect for you. I'm sure. I don't think I want you to look 579 00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:20.320 up who I watch. Sure, I don't know. I like that bothers 580 00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:22.280 me like, I don't. I think I did that last time with a 581 00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:24.559 few people when we talked about my porn rabbit holes and who I watch because 582 00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:29.320 I don't like I don't want people to watch is to say I wonder who 583 00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:31.159 that is and go they mastery to that, Like I don't want to be 584 00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:37.199 judged They're like he's not cute or she's not cute or whatever. Keep the 585 00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.400 names to myself a lot because I don't want that. That's fair. Yeah, 586 00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:46.000 yeah, that's my cross to bear. Because other people are super good. 587 00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:51.480 Everyone tells me to watch Owen Gray, like I asked about it on 588 00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:53.800 Instagram. If you don't follow us on Instagram, I recommend you should at 589 00:41:53.800 --> 00:42:00.639 Battle Dead bitches. And I asked on a pole, like what type of 590 00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:06.000 porn are you watching? And a few people said someone that I do watch 591 00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:09.920 from time to time. His name's Curly Headed Fuck, and I can only 592 00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:13.760 watch like a few of his videos. I've watched other ones, and I'm 593 00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:15.840 like, he's too intense for me. Sure, I watched him smack a 594 00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:19.679 woman in the face. That was the person that I told you he smacked 595 00:42:19.679 --> 00:42:22.320 a girl in the face. But I did finish. But I was like, 596 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:25.159 oh, yeah, I did not like that. Banjo. Please don't 597 00:42:25.159 --> 00:42:30.400 meet my bagel. So like my a friend of mine was like, oh, 598 00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:31.960 I watch him, and I was like, oh, we masterby to 599 00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:38.599 the same thing, sisters twinsys comes Sisters. I don't like that. And 600 00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:44.400 then a bunch of people told me to watch Owen Gray. And I feel 601 00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:45.639 like I've actually heard that name. I think that's like a big name in 602 00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:50.760 the industry. It sounds like a very stereotypical, looks like a Peter North 603 00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:53.280 kind of thing, if you say so. But I did look him up 604 00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:55.519 and it was not for me. I was like, oh, I don't 605 00:42:55.559 --> 00:43:01.679 like the way he looks. Yeah. I wasn't a fan so we're Since 606 00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:06.800 we're short on time, I'll go I will wait until next week so we 607 00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:08.679 can hear about sounds like we're gonna talk about two porn rabbit holes. I 608 00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:15.280 went down and recently figured out that I enjoyed trying to mix up my style, 609 00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:16.679 you know, trying to keep things fresh. And then we'll talk about 610 00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:21.519 the sex that we had this week. Okay, so that'll be next week. 611 00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:22.519 Yeah, sorry, not sorry for the tangent. I hope you get 612 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.320 yourself a bull of ball of garden if you do tags that bottled up bitches 613 00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:30.760 on Instagram and fun news. Is this true? We will be next week 614 00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:34.280 when that episode there is, we will be on a plane. We will 615 00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:36.840 be on a plane headed to another country. Oh my gosh, Yes, 616 00:43:36.880 --> 00:43:38.000 we're going. I don't think we talked about it too much. We're gonna 617 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:42.880 get through record an episode while we're there. Are we We should? Should 618 00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:45.880 we not? I just don't know if we're going to have room. I 619 00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.599 feel like our luggage is going to be pretty tight as it is. I 620 00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:51.480 think you'd be surprised. Okay, I'm going to tie, and we're also 621 00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:53.840 going to have another suitcase that we never pack with. Okay, we'll play 622 00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:55.840 with it. We'll play with it. I really want you though, I 623 00:43:55.880 --> 00:43:59.599 think I think it would be fun. I like your laptop. You're you're 624 00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:02.159 in a mic. Yeah, the mic is more I mean because I'm bringing 625 00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:06.440 my computer. Yeah, so the mic work. We made it. We're 626 00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:13.519 bringing the arm He's like, should we should we? No? I think 627 00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:15.960 it'd be great. So you wouldn't talk about that much. But yeah, 628 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:19.599 we're going to Ireland. That was part of your birthday Christmas gift because I 629 00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:22.320 was wanting to plan out for you. It's kind of true. You know, 630 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:25.400 it's obviously turned into a mutual trip. But love in Ireland, making 631 00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:30.599 Love and Ireland. So yeah, we're going to go to Ireland. We're 632 00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:39.760 gonna be there a Monday through Wednesday. So yeah, we'll record one while 633 00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:43.800 in Ireland. You'll hear that the following when we're still in Ireland. And 634 00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:50.039 just to be clear, Monday for a week and then Wednesday. Well they 635 00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:52.239 don't even know the exact days. What if someone tries to break in to 636 00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:53.679 apartment, you can't. We have someone staying here. But we're gonna be 637 00:44:53.679 --> 00:44:58.719 going to fifteen through twenty fourth. I just mean, I mean, like 638 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:00.400 it sounds like, would you say, like it sounds like we're going to 639 00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:07.519 Ireland for two days? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that's 640 00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:08.880 a wild Yeah, we're just there for the airport. Now we're turning back 641 00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:15.079 around. Oh. In fun fact, I heard our theme song in uh 642 00:45:15.239 --> 00:45:19.440 an Ad on my Tetris Gabe. Yeah. I was like, I hate 643 00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.280 when I hear I hear the theme song. That was the first time I 644 00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:25.639 ever heard it in the wild. Yeah, I heard them on an Adobe 645 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:30.360 commercial. Yeah, but well you'll hear you'll we'll talk next week about the 646 00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:35.519 things we're talking about, and then we'll be in Ireland. So he listen 647 00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:37.800 to this on Monday on January fifteenth. Just know we'll be in the air 648 00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:43.519 full lion. Yeah yeah. Until next time, Stay Horney, Bitches. 649 00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:47.239 Bye. 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