I've been selling my hole sucking all day, love the time house for being
real gay. Hey, look you'll get me. That's the Dawn sets the
violent pussy bandage stocks for his prey. You know how, like you know
how like So Caliber, it's also wild. The hero begins the venture at
the end of his journey, and it's like, what do you played the
story? He played the way where pay story? That would just be when
a fight would start, a fight would start, would just starts setting the
tone. You do some mythicals. Give me some like real crazy fantasy music,
and then some new it's about to get blasted real good. What's fucking
insane? I've played a lot of So Caliber. I have never heard that
in my life. That is easiest things dreams asked. I would skip past
it every single time, like you would just fucking like and then just start
fighting. Yeah, how do you experience That's such an iconic experience of that
game, that's like playing that's like playing freaking dead on live and never seeing
titties jiggle. It's like, how did you play that game? How did
you play that game? Then? Somehow, because that play you just turned
off the titty physics you were like, fuck, I'm here for that.
Oh that hurts. That even hurts just hearing that. Do you think there
are people with like a phobia of titties? Like you know how there's like
a like a you know, there's like a rack neophobia filters and video games
that make spiders into big circles. That's right, that's that's real. Actually,
yeah, I've never I didn't know if if there if there are spiders
in a game and they're like like I specifically remember it was in Grounded,
that Obsidian game where you played like it was like honey, I shrunk the
kid's style and you were like in the backyard and everything was giant, you
were fighting bugs. Spiders would turn it, they would There was a filter
to turn the spiders into big like circles basically like big spheres. Because it
freaks people out that much, I'm so switch is weird to me? That's
yeah. First of all, it's a way too scary. It's it's a
spider. It's a it's a spider coming at you that's ten like six stories
high. It should be unsettling. Like I feel like it defeats the purpose
of even having having it in the game. I understand phobias, right,
Phobias are illogical. That's the point of the phobia part. They're just irrational.
Well, no, that's what it means. It means irrational fear.
I know, I understand what I understand. That's what that means. But
it's also like, deal with it. I mean it's a video game.
No, you definitely have to deal with it. Yeah, I wouldn't.
Look, it's just like that. That would be like that would be like
if they put trigger warnings in the Last of Us before things were about to
happen. No, no, no sign up for this experience, but look
like like no, Like I have a phobia, so I'm trying to like
middle ground. But my phobia is like yeah, no homophobia ocean No,
no homophobia. Yeah, we know, we know why. Also being homosexual,
I have so exist in a very weird in between space. You don't
have a phobia of the ocean, Dude, you don't have a phobia.
I can't do depoceans. I can't do it. I can't go. But
that's like no, no, no, But like you can't do what I
can't do cruises. Okay, let me let me hold on. I'm confused
by this, so because I would say that I wouldn't want to be on
a on a boat either in the middle of the ocean, I wouldn't I
would definitely not want to do that because I understand logically that it's not a
place for me to be. A person should not be like around the middle
of the ocean. They just shouldn't be there. But that's why I would
be afraid of the ocean. But I could still if I found myself on
a boat in the middle of the ocean, I'll be like, well,
I guess i'm here. That sucks. If I would deal with it.
If I would woke up on a if I woke up on like my bed
in the middle of the ocean, I would die out of fear. I
would get so scared I would die. I'm like, and I would Your
bed is different, you're bet is different than your bed's different than a boat.
Okay, if I woke up on like a diggie in the middle of
the ocean, I'll die as well. What about a ship, imagine what
about a ship? A ship, I would be I would there be people
for me to talk to, so I could be I'd be like having an
episode while people are around, because if there's no people, I'm not having
an episode. But if there are people around them, have a fucking full
on meltdown. Can you imagine playing a prank on somebody, he being like,
Yo, this is gonna be hilarious. We're gonna roofy our friend,
and we're gonna take his mattress. We're gonna we're gonna wait for gona go
to sleep. We're gonna drag his mattress into the middle of the Pacific Ocean
and leave him there. That's so not funny. That is entirely not it's
hilarious. It's hilarious good but super like what kind of friends do you have?
Oh yeah, dude like me, first of all, incredibly incredibly rich
friends. Yeah, something like that. To do that, you'd have enough
money to just how about Also, we rufy him a couple of times,
keep him under, keep him stated, and then we put you in a
submersible, and then and then like fucking wake up, wake up. Next
in the Titanic, you wake up in a tin can under the ocean.
There's there's there's a there's like fourteen Logitech controllers like sitting next to you,
and you have to guess which one is the right one. That is.
Stuff like that is just you know, it's crazy because I can see people
becoming so desensitized that they like that could happen eventually. That's what terrifies me,
Like someone being so fucking in table understanding okay from not okay, they'd
be like it was a joke, and it's like, dude in a position
if you hear about arsha, if you're doing that shit, No, wait,
what do you know? That fucking unfunny? Well, I mean a
lot of Burt Kreischer. Do you know the comedian Burt Krisher. Oh yeah,
no, he just takes his shirt off and he's like disgusting fat Yeah,
he's white dude, white dude bert Yeah yeah, okay, so you
know who he is. He's like he's like Joe Rogan sometimes like yeah,
yeah, he's friends that they used to do the competitions. He's dude,
he's one of the most disgusting human beings ever, just from like hearing shit
that he's done. It's but anyway, really, I don't know, I
don't know. I don't know half of that lower honestly, So I listened
to uh, every well every once in a while to catch episodes of his
podcast Two Bears One Cave with Tom Sakura, and they'd have these fucking crazy
stories with just him. Just okay, First of all, he bathes in
his pool. He doesn't actually shower. He just goes in his pool,
takes a bar soap, and then he's good. Uh he sometimes he before
I guess he was like, oh there must be two. There must be
something too, wiping your ass with your own hand because other cultures do it.
So for a while he was doing that shit. He also, and
this is the one that just disturbs me the most. He cuts his toe
nails. Then he gets tape, scotch tape, picks it up with scotch
tape, and then tapes it under his coffee table. That's why would that?
Wait? Is this? Hold on? Is he are these jokes?
He's a comedian? Right? No? No, no, he is.
His wife corroborates how fucking disgusting he is. He just like he also always
has this like film on him because I don't think he actually washes the dead
skin off of him, Like he's just like like he just always looks gross,
And I like, I'm like, this guy, is you can tell
he's disgusting again. Bert. It's it's like when you feel like it before.
It's like when you get what is it when you when you would use
glue in elementary school and you would peel it off your fingers. I love
doing that, But you love doing that. I used to love. I
like it. I like it. I can't remember the last time I've been
around glue enough to I would imagine, honestly that if I was using gluiss
regularly as I as I noticed when I was a child, that I would
enjoy. I would still enjoy the feeling. Still do it what we're trying
to come You think it would have the same property you think it would.
I don't think so. I don't think. I don't same Okay, I
fink it's just sort of like I feel like into like a powder almost like
I don't. I don't think it. I think it dries into like a
layer, absorbs into women's skim. That's why I shoot it on their faces.
It absorbs into their skin and it tightens their face. Yeah, alright,
anyway that out of the way. Hold on, hold on, hold
on, I don't there's gonna be people that would be very angry that I
didn't finish where I was going, just because you know, we have a
lot of we have a lot of people on the spectrum listening to it shouts
out, all it was gonna we're talking about horrible friends. Ari Shaffer,
you know that guy, amazing racist. Yeah. Yeah, So this guy's
genuinely he's one of those people that I genuinely when you hear people like,
oh, should be canceled and you're like, God's dumb. This is one
guy. I'm like, why is this guy still around and ship? Because
yeah, dude, he fucking he did a podcast. He did a podcast,
Bert's podcast, and he fucking roofied him. He gave well, he
he dosed him. He gave him not roof, he gave him molly.
He at it. So he does his podcast at his house, burt So,
his family's home. He needs to catch a flight in an hour,
and he fucking just just gives them fucking molly and he's freaking out and then
he goes on his plane. He just has panic attacks on his plane.
He's he's not he's banned to he's banned from the house. Everyone was mad
at everyone was that he's literally not a friend, and it's like one of
the few rules. Don't ready they forgave him though, which is insane.
They were all mad because they talked about it on a podcast, on Dan's
podcast, and Ari's a fucking psychopath defending himself like it was no big deal,
it was a joke, it was funny and uh. And then here's
another thing that already did. It's not as bad, not nearly as bad,
but it's still just psychic, psychotic shit. He went to he was
at Joe Rogan studio and already didn't know that there was video cameras in the
hallways, and so he already says, I'm just I'm gonna go take a
piss or whatever, and he literally goes out to the hallway and starts pissing
in the hallway, and then Joe gets a text from his security when when
al comes back and he's like, alright, what the fuck are you doing?
Why are you pissing the hallway? And then Already reacts being mad that
why would you have cameras in your hallway? I'm like, this guy's insane,
This guy's he's the kind of guy that you don't invite him to parties
at your house, no other people's house, and it's like, oh yeah,
he's party going on. That's not at my house. You should come
by. But so so he Bert Kreischer was so yeah, yeah in his
house. He was dosed in his own house, and he was freaking out.
He's never done that ship before, and he's like, I gotta catch
a flight. So he just has full on pack text while I think,
yeah, I'm gonna look, look that's that's look here we go. Okay,
hold on hot, that's really bad. I would never do that to
a friend of mine. But that is fucking hysterical. That's funny. It
is. That is funny. It is funny to everybody else, you know,
Like I would imagine internally between you and the person you do it too,
it's gonna be really unfunny. Really notting Bert. That happening to Bert
Kreischer is fucking hilarious. Yeah, exactly, It's what I mean. It's
like his skin is like extra red, like more red than it usually is,
and he's like the idea of think somebody in general is so not okay.
It's like some drugs. To anybody, even like people you don't like,
is insane enough. But to like someone who you consider a friend is
the though man. Comedians just like disrespect each other's boundaries like crazy. It's
really not cool at all, but like, yeah, never, I've never
I've never respected the stand up comedy scene for those reasons, dude. There
is the fact that, let's say, all the LA comics that most of
them aren't in jail for assaulting women is a miracle because they've all told stories
saying some of the worship that they've done, and they all like it was
all funny. Stuff has surfaced and then they all said, oh, it's
just jokes, and I'm like, we know it's not jokes. People that
are in the comedy scene, people surrounded by it, or even just the
somewhat adjacent to it, know that this is They think being a degenerate is
fucking hilarious. What's that guy? Brian Callen is like one of the biggest
offenders and he's just like, I didn't do nothing, and there's like fucking
just clips, clips and clips of him being like, oh, you know,
my favorite I just made My favorite one was what is it Christallia learning
that you could save snapchats? Did you see that? That is a fan
of Christ because Christ because CHRISTI lea got I can't even remember what the reason
was at this point. I don't really honestly, I don't really care.
He he he he hooked up with a lot of underage girls. Oh did
he actually yeah, there's yeah, yeah, so that happened. Yeah,
okay, so that happened. And he was like he was he was talking
to them through Snapchat or whatever, and he's on a podcast and like he's
just talking and like and somebody brings up the fact I can't remember what the
reason was, but he brings up the fact that like, oh yeah,
the Snapchat dms leaked and he was like, wait, but how could snapchat
DM's lead. Don't they delete? It was like, oh, well,
you could screenshot him and save him. And he was he's just looking around
like, oh, you see a panic. It's it's like it's like it's
like face, It's like, yeah, it's a quiet panic. It's very
funny. It's like a very funny video. The amount of stuff floating out.
He's like, oh my god, all the shit that I've sin And
yeah, man, there was a dude during that all that Controversey see long
story short, there was like two stories maybe that weren't true. And then
his fans were like, good enough for me, But I'm like, what
about the other dozens of women that have said shit? And then just about
five six months ago, maybe seven at this point, uh, some people
like this one guy made a really good documentary and he actually started doing some
like investigations with like some of his victims and shit. And then he has
all of this fucking behind the scenes audio. He has so much shit that
I'm like, I don't even know how this guy isn't in prison. It's
it's one of the it's I guess it could be kind of like a Jared
Fogel thing where it took a long time, like that ship was collaborating you
know, do you know about that for a minute until they got him.
Bro. Yeah, he was fucking like I didn't even finished that documentary that
sit he's say, I didn't. I couldn't send it. I couldn't finish
it. I got to the part where he started talking about like, uh,
like I think it was like a six year old boy in Thailand,
and I couldn't finish. I was done, that was already. I was
all like, I'm I can't go sorry, Jared, I won't even need
a sandwich anymore. I don't need sandwiches. I don't make ever, but
now especially Yeah, just there's I can honestly, I could never not I
could never stop eating sandwiches future. To me, it's just everything. Everybody
loves sandwiches. It's not like it's just it's so convenient and it and the
great thing about sandwiches you can make a snack or you can make it a
meal, depending on how much you're putting it. Yeah, it's perfect.
It's like, honestly, like really underrated food, in my opinion, underrated.
They're they're probably underrated. I think that. How do you think?
Because people culture of them. Literally, that's not what under That's not what
fucking underrated means, jackass. They're very well represented, they're very well represented
and very high rated. People love sandwiches. God, never mind, never
mind. Yeah, find me somebody who's gonna put at the top of their
fucking oh top foods of all time sandwiches. Find me that. Find me
that. You know what, if you know it's always you know what sushi
talks like that, you're right, you're right. But if you bring up
sandwiches, people be like, ah, you know what, sandwiches are pretty
good. Everyone, everyone that has that stupid list, they won't say it.
They won't say it. That kind of sounds like the point of underrated.
No no no no no no no, no no no no. But
think of it like this, right, No one will say that first,
right, but once you bring it up, they'll be like, you know,
you're right. The fact that no one will say first sound point that
no one will say it at first is the point. I'm gonna kill you.
Let's all right, let's move on. I love it. It's great.
God damn it, God Christ. Everyone will be like you are pretty
great. You know. I'll be like, yeah, you're right, because
you're stupid. I really want a sandwich. Actually, I want a sandwich
right now. I'm getting hungry actually thinking about him, So get a sandwich.
Hold on, before we move on to what I want to send you,
guys, so their I just wanted to see if you've seen this clip,
this guy has a where the fucking come on chat? There's something I
want to talk about, but I don't know if you guys want to talk
about it. But it's not I want to talk about this pretty crazy well,
I just want hold on, dude, I'm in the middle of the
so you need to this fucking I don't know if you've seen this hippie guy
that's on the tim cast literally have a fucking like a PTSD moment from it's
so funny. Oh yeah, I did see this. He's talking about the
man we won't wear dirty masks on our faces or whatever. You see at
the end of his fucking he he looked shells up at it. He's literally
like about to like fucking cry, and dude, it's crazy. I was
like, what is a grown ass man? This is a grown ass man
that just has a fucking literal panic attack over this, And I love it.
I just love it only for the reason that these people always act like
they're super tough or they can't wait to fight the civil war or whatever the
fuck. Yeah, and literally, well, if you just flung a mask
at them like a fucking slingshot, they would probably fucking have a heart attack.
They would vomit. They would vomit and sit and ship themselves. See
did you see that video? I don't We'll get back to this, We'll
get back to this video. And it's like, did you see that video
of the of the kids sneaking up on that other kid in high school being
punching him in the head and then shifting his pants old though is not old
video. I've never seen that video before. Old but it's funny. Fu
Yeah his pants kingson? Do you have that video? Do you have that?
Give me a second, you put it, throw it in the chat.
It is absolutely worth being in this episode because like I can't, I
can't explain to you how embarrassing it would be for YouTube. Imagine you are
in high school, right, your entire world is that school. Basically,
yeah, you sneak up punch him with yeah, what here? It is
literally the worst thing that can happen to you as a kid. It's so
bad. It's so bad because it's not even the person who gets snuck up
on the chits his pants. It's the guy who is on the offensive.
It's so fucking embarrassing. You just see that spot on his pants expanding.
It's crazy. This is a crazy fight. It is a crazy fight.
What the fuck dude? You see that his pants? And ever any of
the videos like he shit his pants? Oh no way, this is this
is this is relatively new. This fight is months ago, months ago,
months ago months. It's not like crocs on. He's got crocs on.
This is new I mean, yes, this new era stuff. Yes,
yes, old internet old. I love the idea. This is like like
imagine, imagine you're a sniper in the in the fucking military. You kill
somebody from like eight miles away, and then you shit your pants. Like
it's just like the idea of being the idea of having all the advantage in
a fight and then oh, shitting yourself. It's hysterical. And he's like
one of those good old boys too. He's got the backwards hat that probably
has probably a punisher logo. I can't tell he's got that. You know,
he's got the fucking wrangler jeans on and he just he like some trips
before he like he has dude, he I don't even understand this. I'm
like rewinding it and he's trying to punch his face. Now. The kid,
I don't know if he knows how to fight, but he fucking he
he actually just he rolls with the punch, which is really cool. When
he goes in for the fucking left hook, he's like already falling, Like
I don't even understand what's happening. I don't even know this. He just
I don't know. And then and then this is a pretty good fight,
though I was I was expecting to just be like a good fight. That
other kid with the curly hair was just fending him off. He was just
fending at one point. Look at one point that the kid that you know,
the good old boys pants are all duded up. He's slipping on his
ship or something. And then the kid with the gray is now working is
he's fucking bounding him while he's against the wall. And now this kid is
uh, the dude who is sprawling. That's all he can do. He
can't do anything else. He's just sprawling. So he probably wrestles, but
he's shittys fucked literally and figuratively. And uh, Crocs is doing work.
Man. This is the thing. Look, you have to move. You
have to move, You have to change on the leave yourself. You gotta
beat the person that you if you shit yourself, you have to beat the
person you're fighting so bad that the shitting yourself isn't the craziest thing. You
gotta beat that guy into a comato state, so you have This is the
only way. The only way, no, no, the only way you
redeem yourself is you become crazy and dangerous. But when you shop yourself,
you put your hands down your pants and you throw it at him. That
that will everyone will make you. Fucking He did that on purpose. He
was so mad that he shit himself to throw his shit at him. That
fucking that Hey Arnold episode where like where Man is a Hay Arnoldarnold episode where
people threatened to beat him up. He's like, he's about to get into
a fight after school, but then he just like acts insane and then I
remember that he was like, I'm crazy, and it's like I think it's
like James Brown literally in the episode, and it's like and noo sh exactly.
Yeah, he's like, whoa, you're crazy. Man. In real
life, he would have gotten twice kicked out of him and he would have
gotten shot. Probably. He would have be like, what's this? This
guy's this guy's a threat to me now because I can't predict his movements.
Fifth graders with a fucking gun happens. Man, go to Brazil, Bro,
You'll find fifth graders with guns, and you'll find fifth graders that lead
gangs. Bro, it's probably pretty kid. Where where go to Pokepsie,
New York, You'll find you find eight year olds with school after school.
It wasn't that crazy. The middle school was getting there. No man,
that it was Chris. I went to school. It was I understand,
But like I knew a kid that brought eight grenades into that school and went
home. That's not true. Is true? It is true people would bring
guns to school. Though people would bring guns grenades. He was juggling grenades
in the bathroom and he was a little show. I remember this one day.
This is insane. This was insane thing. I remember one day some
kids said I'm gonna punch a teacher in the face after school, and we
thought it was a joke. And after he punched a teacher in the face
and he was like a seventeen year old kid thought he was tough, and
his teacher was this grown ass man, jacked ass dude. He punched in
the face and the teacher proceeded to beat the dog shit out of that kid.
And I'm like, why would he do that? I was like,
why would he do Like? Like I like, I think these kids,
they're like I'm in the streets, I'm tough. It's like, yes,
can care to other kids. You are teaching kids generally think that they're like
invincible, and the most like yeah, they just general, yeah, you
can't do nothing. I have a kid, you can't do shit to me.
And then he just sucking thrown into the stratosphere by on sixteen times your
size. It's insane, dude. I remember it was all the time.
I was those like the tough kids. I remember this. This is one
of my most terrifying moments ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
I was. I was in the grade kid no, no, no,
I was in third grade. I was in third grade and I fought this
MS thirteen kid. One of my cousins was friends of this dude that was
MS thirteen. He was like it was I was like maybe like twelve,
he was like fifteen. I fought his younger brother. I beat him up.
When I went back to visit the Bronx when I was like eighteen years
old, I saw the kid again, tattoos on his face, tatted up
crazy, clearly concealing something on his hip. I was saw him by my
building and I kid, you not. My heart sank because I was like,
oh, I'm gonna die. Now he's gonna remember I fought him and
he's gonna kill me. I went over there on hand. Did he did
he kill you? Nah, he didn't kill me. He didn't kill me.
Spoiler he didn't spoiler alert. I can't believe he didn't kill you.
That's he actually apologized for. He was like, I was just being a
dumb kid. Like I'm sorry, man, Like I'm just being a dumb
kid. And he because he because his brother made fun of it, because
he started to fight and he got beat up, and plus his brother was
cool with my cousin, so luckily that's the only reason why. And we
actually ended up chilling to eating pizza with each other that whole day. Really
cool dude. Definitely probably in jail now, Yeah, he's definitely in jailer
dead. Those Southy dudes are crazy, man. He was. I was
like, he's got a gun on his hip. I can tell because my
instincts are making me trying to take me run. So that's the next him
and I was just scared. So before we continue on today, right,
yeah, I do. I do want to point out our patron's doing super
well. If you want to jump over onto the to a pitch on the
comp slash the Snark Tank. We got a bunch of shit over there,
a bunch of extra AMMO episodes coming. We're doing all sorts of shit over
there, and it's really cool to have all that support. Also, I
want to point out that I have not made I have not been making the
thumbnails for this for this show for quite a long time. I just want
to get that out there, and so I haven't. So I don't know
what the thumbnails are going to be until I basically see them show up on
my YouTube for you page. And the last episode, I'm not even kidding.
I was it was like I was in a car accident. I couldn't
I was thrown clear of the room. I was like, I can't believe
that. First of all, I can't believe we're allowed to do these,
but I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that. I just want to
I want I want everybody to give Derek his dues because the thumbnails have and
just so fucking outlandish. They've been really out of it for a wildly,
really out of pocket. Man. It's the only thing that I enjoy about
doing, like the editing process or whatever. Yeah, we truly get to
be creative and let me just think of something like that bub thing. We
came to the conclusion of like it wasn't a big fucking deal. So I'm
like, well, let me make it a big deal. This is what
people were the way that the way that people were acting is like that,
that's what look like that shit and I just love looking at it. My
favorite, my favorite one, My favorite one recently is the one of h
al Bundy holding a gun up to uh. I think that one is no.
The Boulders Gay one is fucking hilarious too, is longer than his upper
body. Bro. It's good. It's it's some good, it's some good
thumbnail. I just want to I just want to shows some appreciation for Derek's
art here because I am consistently, like every week I see it on my
fucking television and it blows my fucking mind every time I see it because I'm
like, what was that episode about? Oh I remember, okay, yeah,
fucking vat. I really like the that fucking the submersible one because Sweeney,
you brought up that fucking Edd and eddything and it was just it was
so perfect. I was like, this is this is great? Like I
don't even need to search for anything. I don't know what I need to
use. Yeah, it's pretty uh bro him oppitude, him holding a gun
on her so funny, dude, the freaking what you call across the the
yo Machino birds. Yeah, they're all there, they're all They're all very
good. It's nuts. But the autistic guy from The Good Doctor as link
link what was we had some we had some stuff to specifically talk about today,
right, Like there was like a specific thing that me and Derek were
talking about before. But oh, oh fucking Oliver, Oliver Anthony the uh
oh the rich Man for rich Man. So so we touched on this a
little bit on the last episode. But I didn't I haven't. I didn't
actually see the song about it. We like very like it was barely even.
I don't think it was even really like it was maybe like a minute
long the conversation because I hadn't seen it yet. Uh, and I got
I've gotten around to seeing it, and the internet has gotten around to a
lot of things he put out, like some other song. I don't know.
It's it's not earliest did you hear it? It's not Yeah, it's
not it's not it's yeah, the first one's clearly better like the first like
like just chord progression wise, even though it is just E minor cg D
like every fucking song is uh. But but you know it's the second ones
whatever. But like I see, we've seen a lot of kind of conservatives
kind of turning on him because he was he was caught. We're not caught.
It wasn't like it wasn't like a thing. No, No, he
wasn't caught like gang or anything. He was he was gaging. He was
he was giving some interview on the street where somebody was like kind of just
talking to him, and he's talking and he doesn't have an accent, which
is like a big red flag for those people because they really don't like it
when you fake, oh na, hang away, hanging away and then you
speak and then you speak and you're like, I believe that things should be
nice. It's a very it's a very big red flag. But he was
basically saying like, you know, oh, we shouldn't let our differences divide
us, like that's America's a melting potton. That's great, you know,
or something like that, like something to that effect, and everybody was like,
oh, man walk, so he just said something not ignorant. They
were like, yeah, honestly, honestly, even just even like when when
I heard the original song, I was kind of confused about like what it
seemed to me a case of like the audience really kind of running with something
more than like because listening to that original song, it's like it's it's like
vaguely cringe a little bit, and there's a there's a weird thing specifically about
like I don't know, the the fat people milk and welfare. When he's
like not particularly skinny, you know, it's like that's a little weird.
But like I thought the song was kind of tame, honestly, Like I
feel like a lot of people were like projecting a lot of shit onto it.
So like I think a lot of people are upset that he probably isn't
a white supremacist and also that he that he isn't you know what, I
feel like everybody's disappointed. I feel like there are people who are like really
really really really really left who are disappointed that he's not as racist as they
thought he was, and who are really really far right who are upset that
he isn't as racist as they want as they want him to be, you
know what I mean, It's just like one of those situations. Yeah,
but his accent was like, oh, this guy is seethingly raised racist and
then nah, not really, his accent is so barely like he is from
Virginia. But I know people from Virginia that don't sound like they're from fucking
Appalachia, you know, they like, yeah, yeah, they're just so
he has like it maybe the slightest little of anything. But country is a
genre of music, and the people that sing country sing in that twang.
That's kind of how it works. It's kind of it's just how it works.
It's like when you're rapping. That's why we I make so much fun
of British hip hop because they don't assimilate. They do their thing and it
sounds terrible, you know what I mean. Like, but you have like
say, because here's the thing, there's there is a without these Southern black
American accent. It hip hop sounds kind of weird outside of it. It's
kind of like country if you were to do it, like say, I
tried my best Oh oh, I did a gay parody of that song.
I tried like within within six hours. Basically, he fucking did this well
as soon as I because I finally got when you tagged me in that thing.
This was finally Uh, the signs were all. YouTube was like recommending
me a clip of the former Cometown the Adam Freeland Show. They're talking about
it. Uh, somebody else was talking about Anthony Fantano. I saw it.
I was like, Okay, YouTube wants me to watch this. So
I finally did, and then I finally see why people were mad, Like
people on the left particularly that were oh, you were taking swipes at rich
people, but then you're talking about fat welfare five four, and people were
putting racial undertones on it by saying, oh, five four where they're supposed
to be Mexican, And then they were they were kind of putting things like
the Richmond North the Richmond like, oh, a separation of the Confederacy,
And I was thinking, no, isn't he doesn't isn't that Washington, DC
or something? Yeah he's talking about he's talking about politicians. Yeah, he's
talking about like DC and ship right, which is so misguided because the song
is the song. The song is like kind of written in a tone where
it's like I know what's up, and nobody else's like, you're this is
exactly the kind of ship that they love going around. But it's yeah,
it's just I would have been totally fine with the song if it's if the
first verse it was just that the entire song, like that whole other ship
where he's trying to welfare this and that just became stupid or even yeah,
like I promise you some fat guy, uh, milking welfare is not the
reason why you're rent is going up expansion drink. But you're right, you're
you are right though that like you need that twang. Otherwise it's not country.
It's just sort of like I don't even know like it like it's just
just I guess acoustic. It's just kind of acoustic. It's just folk rock
basically. With that, it's just fucking Mumford. Mumford and Sons goes hard
though hard though I will never forgive you for saying that, but they have
some of their songs bro that fucking that those those jingles man, those go
go all right, fine, don't hang out behind the hobby and lobby and
masturbate the fucking little lion man like you like like I know he's always yeah,
okay, guys, guys, it's not there. There is a I
never put this out because I was like, I don't know if this will
hit. But uh, there's a picture of Hitler with holding a banjo right
like he's doing the salute, but somebody put a banjo in his hand,
so look as he's playing the banjo. And around that time, the Mumford
song song was popular and it was like I will wait, I will wait
for you whatever song, and so it immediately became I will guess, I
will guess the I remember that, I remember that, I will get bro
bro bro. When what you call it, when a little solo goal,
when the freaking solo for the banjo goes on, it's kind of it's kind
of good man. Look sonically it's good. I wouldn't have had any problem
with them if they stayed off of my radio station. That was just basically,
you know, system of a down fucking Nirvana, some newer ship.
But then all of a sudden, they started playing Mumford and Sons started playing
that song with the sweater song, It's cold what I'm saying. They started
playing songs like that. No, I like that song. I actually liked
that song, that sweater song or whatever. I forgot who I forgot it's
that the chicks. She's some chickens. I forgot their names. Yeah whatever,
Like I'm saying whatever. They started playing deals vibes. They even started
playing Rob Schneider's daughter has a band, and it started u yeah, Rob
Snyder's daughter has a band. The neighborhood there, Oh, the neighborhood.
That's right. Yeah they're dope too, but yeah, Rob Snyder's daughter.
It started ending up. They started putting all of these indies style and folk
and all this ship that I'm like, what what that was? Twelve man?
I was twelve. It was like a weird It was like dirty pause
and and like monsters and men and that stuff like it was very weird,
very weird. I really like, I like, uh, the Black Keys.
So I was like, all right, fair enough, that was fair
enough, dude, that fucking drummer he fucking cheated on Michelle Branch. Oh
yeah that's you imagine. Can you imagine that ship? Bro? That guy's
don't know, I'm hideous shy. Google maybe google Michelle Branch so I can
see if I can justify it. She he's better than him, at least
Michelle brand Now definitely, Yeah, that's insane. You're insane, dude.
Michel Branch is definitely better than that guy. Looks like that guy looks like
every fucking nerd. He's just he's just he got looks drum a successful band.
Oh black, Oh wow, yeah, dude, this guy, this
guy looks Wow. This dude, I've never seen somebody looks this disproportunate.
Bro. He looks he he looks like a character from a doctor's was book.
He looks he looks like he looks like he looks like the guy that
was following Sam. I am who was following? Who was Sam? I
am annoying the whole time? I don't remember name, what's his name?
Who was from a Google? Who was Sam? I am asking? Yeah,
dude, you can't. You can't be doing that. Man, that's
insane. Who was Sam? An idiot? Like anyway, I was just
I was just kidding, But like, it's he looks like a guy I
am she looks like together? Right, the one where they're together and you're
like, this is the one where he's like where he's outside of like a
fight club or something. He has this black jacket on his his he's holding
a drink, and she has a pink blazer on. Dude. The one
I'm looking at is is like an ET online article where it says Michelle Branch
suspends divorce from Patrick Carney, working on marriage, and it's it's a photo
of him like like a mono monochromatic Hawaiian kind of scratchy shirt outside of like
some fight club at night, and he looks he looks like a swollen Napoleon
dynamite. It's crazy. There's Michelle Blanch Asian. Branch Asian. Maybe maybe
she looks she definitely looks Asian, probably probably right, yeah, maybe,
I don't know. She looks like a white girl version of Michelle Yo,
if that makes any sense. She definitely looks like yeah, she probably has
one Asian parent, like if you look it up, I'm sure right,
honestly, like she I don't know, man, she she wrote too many
bangers for you to do that. You can't you can't do that. And
she's also like like bro, I mean, she's she's not fucking the She's
not Margot Robbie or whatever. She's always been there. You go, yeah,
there, you got perfect, but look at this fucking guy, like
you don't like, what's what fucking ugly ass fucking people thinking that like,
oh, once they've snagged like somebody, they're like, oh, I can
pull I can pull one of these. I can I can pull an aid
or whatever this fucking dumb ass scale and then all of a sudden just thinks
that, like you can just fuck like it's usually not that simple, but
it's like, just don't cheat on people, man, just don't do that.
I mean, but it's always more complicated than just like extra if you're
a fucking hideous piece of shit. You never know, man, if you're
lucky enough to get in a like in a good relationship probably or whatever.
I don't I don't know, Michelle Branch, she might be fucking terrified.
She might that that's that's the thing too, I don't know if your past
here, here's the reality, here's the it's it's it's it's never just biable
to do that, right, you know, so I just don't do it.
It's really truely, I just want to to Michelle Branch. I just
want to dunk on that dude, because everywhere, everyway, and you can
Son has some slappers. No because muff I will Wait, it's a good
song, bro, it's it's Look, here's what I'm saying. I don't
really care if it's a good song because I don't like it. That's what.
That's all I'm saying. That's all. It's literally all I'm saying.
I don't like Mufford and suns. I don't like the way it sounds.
I don't like that it was fucking everywhere for a long period of time.
I don't like the soft sound of it, like it's it's it's not it's
not interesting to me, you know, I want to hear something else.
It's also not very catchy, so I think it's I think that's the opposite
of the truth. It is, in fact, extremely catchy. That's all
it has really. In fact, it's very catchy. They covered Yeah we
Got a Shot, my favorite. I love that song. Do We get
here? I listen to the words, I say, Hey, the screens
all sound the same. Wait, that's not them? Is that? That's?
Yeah? Isn't it? No? No? Isn't that? Isn't that?
That's a little liman? Is that what I thought? That was?
The that band with the with the female fronted Lady Antebella the truth. I
lit something something body something safe. Yeah, I don't even know that.
You know when I heard that and men? You know what? I heard
that song? I was watching I went to I got invited to a Ron
Paul rally. My buddy he was like, dude, we gotta go,
and I was like, I'm like, I'm down to see this scene because
he was like a rock star at the time. You're such a fucking asshole,
Kings. I'm exactly right, I'm exactly It's a little talks by fucking
by fucking what is it? Monsters of monsters and oh real, guess what's
wrong? Their name is of munsters and men. Yeah, I've never even
I heard I heard that song before. It was like on the radio because
some guy made a compilation of that Ron Paul event. I was like,
I want to see this, and then that fucking song was playing. I
was like, what the fuck is this song? It was so like skippy
and happy and then there's just a bunch of piste off libertarians fucking in this
like football stadium listening to Ron Paul, like, you know, talking about
uh, I don't know, killing bitches and U states rights and ships.
That song goes hard to. I mean, I remember being catchy. Remember,
well they're all they're all dead now, so you know, it's gloss
hards too radioactive bro. That era of music. I couldn't stand it because
it was so I had this was this is what this era of music that
our music was when I didn't have an eye appliance yet, right, I
was seventeen. I didn't have my eye thing yet, right, So unfortunately,
and also no, no, no, it was probably when I was
like eighteen or nineteen and I was working at Duncan Donuts. And what happened
is they play they play evissly at every store. They play hit music only,
and I learned to appreciate that. I learned to appreciate it. I
was like, all right, cool, this is the curse's musing my grands.
It was the opposde for it's my grand listens to I'm an inter relationship.
I gotta deal with this. I'm gonna see hear this all the time.
And I just dealt with it. And then I got my iPhone and
I stopped the thing to the radio, and for maybe three years, I
did not know what music came out because I just listened to what I like.
Even now, I'm still really detached from music because like right now I'm
on like this Brazilian funk music, like like wave, where like I listened
to like a bunch of Brazilian was doing the same. That's every Brazilian song
has that beat in it and it goes by nannas. It's like like regatone.
How it's the same thing Reggatone's changes somewhat. Brazilian funk doesn't really bro
It's fired though exactly, but it would be fair. I think just Latin
music in general, because like even North Aniel music, it sounds exactly the
same. The baseline is always the same. Latin music sounds like the kind
of BANDA sounds like BANDA like they sound like their kind of music, and
that's fine. That's how you do a genre. Yeah, oh, I'm
definitely not. I've definitely not been listening to MyFord sounds lately. Yeah.
One recommend I want to give to the listeners is, if you haven't heard
it, Lost on You by LP, probably one of the only good songs
that came out in that era of that indie kind of vibe. Some fucking
I don't know, lesbian chick just pouring a heart out, great fucking song.
Other than that, most of it's kind of mid Sorry guys, if
you're like super into that shit, you're gay. Got a straight up sorry,
I'm sorry so sore on the subject? Should we even should we mention
the fact that because I'm thinking about the staggered release of like how the podcast
works and how like this will be live by the time certain things that we
are working on will be like, should we mention that at all? Mentioned?
What the thing that we were the thing that we we worked on,
Oh, because it's gonna be it's it's probably gonna be live by the time
this is out forever, right, You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So Derek and I worked on a song, uh together,
it was was it a Was it so you you wrote the main part of
it? Yeah, so it was. I'm gonna I've been writing a bunch
of songs behind the scenes, and it's it's just kind of gonna be like
an inspired series where there's a lot of metal and rock musicians that just emulate
bands. They'll say I wrote a Lamb of Good song and then it sounds
like Lamb of God and it's like it could pass on with them. I'm
doing something adjacent were it's just like inspired by them, So maybe you'll you'll
hear inspiration. But it's an original song, like a complete original and not
like, oh, you're ripping this band off. So the first one that
I want to do, I invited Chris because I wanted to write like a
song was inspired by turnstyle. I love that fucking band. So it's just
kind of like punk hardcore kind of a thing. It's kind of like this
diffusion of that. And yeah, I gotta say like it's I really like
how it came out. I actually thought Chris I had him right the second
verse and fucking nailed it, Like it's it sounds like it's his song.
That's like, well, the way that it sounds, I was like,
ah, this sounds like It was almost to the point where I was gonna
be like, maybe I should just have you right the first verse two and
then just because it would just it would just I know, I didn't want
to bother you. That's why I didn't ask, But it was just more
of like I was like, ah, man, this sounds way better for
your voice. Voice doesn't sound crazy. I was I was pretty happy with
how it turned out. I can't mix, for shit, so it's always
nice to hear other people fucking mix my own stuff. But it's yeah,
that'll be out probably uh by the by the time free Feeds here this but
by just certainly, but Patreon might be if everything goes right. Actually,
the YouTube version will be out regardless. It will be out on Friday.
I will put it out so it we'll be out like as you're listening to
us right now free feeds, sorry Patreon people, and then free Feeds everything
will be out. It'll be streaming everywhere. Uh, it's I think what
is Chris, this is your official return to uh making like music I haven't
done. I haven't done proper music in a while. This is probably the
first time I've been working on some stuff. But I, like I said,
I can't mix. I'm focused on writing a bunch of stuff now and
then like, once all that stuff is done, all like isolate the stems
and send it off to somebody who can actually do that shit. But yeah,
so that'll be out soon. And uh, before we get into questions,
I do want to bring up and I think Kingston might have wanted to
bring this up earlier while we're about to transition into questions. Huge condolences for
our friend, uh young crip Donnie, who is no longer with us.
Fucking idiot died great asshole, like for reals this time. Actually actually he
actually died. Uh. I told him specifically that I was going to see
him at some point. I didn't get the chance too, so he did.
I feel like he did on purpose just to spite me, just uh,
complete dickhead, but because I think he was the last one to see
him. Really, I think he was. Yeah, well he was one
of the last people to work on something with him. But he's uh,
you know, he's he's got a comedy special out, uh that we would
we'd like to plug two. We'll probably probably put it in the description for
the for the video so you can go check it out. It was one
of the last things he recorded, and he would he would appreciate us joking
about it. I think he's one of those people who genuinely did not He
was like one of the few people that I've I've met that's truly that truly
was like actually genuinely like super nice, but also did genuinely give no fox
about like anything that he was saying, and it was pretty great. It's
it's a pretty great He's a pretty great guy. So rest in peace,
boys and peace. Man press fucking f dude, Yeah, f in the
chat. Yeah, yeah, many rest for this man. Yeah. And
when I die, Yeah, I'm gonna go up there and I don't care.
We don't care, we don't care, we don't up there. I'm
gonna ki him. I'm gona kill him. I'm gonnakill him again. I
when you will sleep, we'll sleep still cripple him in heaven. You make
sure. I hope he's I hope he's still I hope, I hope he's
still disabled in the afterlife. Personally, that's so fun. So imagine that.
I'm he's so mad. I feel like, what's the point, dude,
what the fuck? God boy? You thought which well, you thought
this is this ship was gonna be easy. He thought he thought you thought
you're gonna have fun up here. He's just fucking It's just the same.
Everything's a disabled person's gotta stand straight up to become fixed in heaven. You
gotta stand straight up. You gotta stand in a perfect posture or else,
Hey, bro, have fun if you can't climb this gate, you ain't
getting in. You know, it's you know, it's really great. You
know. It's really funny about about this specific thing is that like if it
was if it was literally anybody else, I would feel somewhat weird about joking
about it. But yeah, we are. We are all so certain,
like everyone is so beyond certain that he would he would want this. So
I appreciate that one dickhead on my Instagram that was like being up tuse,
and it just irked me because I'm like, do you not know who this
is? Like I don't understand the people probably know of him, but they
don't know him. We know him like we're friends. So that's why we
know him. Like I know, Donovan is like my boy, and like
whenever we would talk, there would be nothing we wouldn't make fun of.
That's one of the few people that I can go as far as I want
to with making jokes about terrible shit and they can genuinely match me. I'm
like, We'll see this video while this guy getting shot in the face in
Tibet and he's like, bro one up you. Here's a kid getting flung
off a roller coaster. And I'm like, damn, bro, he had
that, he had all those he had all those videos downloaded onto his chair
so he could never drop them too. Every whoever he wanted. His old
discord was a wily place. Bro. I'm sure I know, I know.
Oh you were part of it, Yeah you were. Yeah, it
was a wily place that I didn't want it, Bro. I don't want
part of any discords where I feel like there's gonna FBI is for sure looking
into this. They never did you see did you see that that that pictures
Sevny photoshop though this is all very stupid, but like seventy photoshop dinning with
them with Logan Paul's uh girlfriend, because you know how that because you know
that Dylan Dennis things. It's like he's he's like just like posting photos of
Logan's wife with like every fucking man in the world. Somebody somebody photoshopter,
somebody's photoshopter with it was like, it's like, bro, even Donnie,
and it was just like, oh man, it's good anyway. Yeah,
So we're gonna get into it rest in peace, Donnie. We're gonna go
into We're gonna go into questions now. But first a quick break. Have
you ever come too much and you want to you want to get rid of
the come because it's taken up too much space in your house? Visit good
Will for Come. I'm imagine a guy with a five leader like a gallant
bottles, like give me a second, and it comes in the bottle of
the gallant and he puts that he has to seal it. It's like brou
tell my gallon. He's like, yeah, man, I can't help it
every hour, so I gotta come a gallon of COO, welcome to come
will the only good Will for Come? If you've got an excess of come,
we'll take it dropping in our local comeboxes located outside of libraries and local
local soup kitchens. He's just just holds his head. He's like, can
you imagine donating Can you imagine if can you imagine if donating sperm worked the
same way as donating clothes where there's like just like a dropping or like there's
like there's like a big like like metal box outside of like a library that
you just had to jerk off it. No no, no, no,
no, you gotta gotta gotta bring a shield canister of come. No takes
it off his car, puts man. People don't have people don't have time
for that. You just gotta watch time for that. It's just a tank.
It's just a it's just a tank that people come in through and then
like some truck comes and empties it. It's all mixed in. It's all
mixed in. It's all fucking They're all these all these different DNAs are fighting.
Some of them are bloody. There's some bloody matches, yeah, some
of them are orange. Some of them are like have a green tint.
Here's the thing though, they're not. The cum isn't resold like good will.
Everyone's kind of wondering what's going on with the come and one person just
knows enough to, you know, go into the back and see what's going
on. And it's just one guy just fucking just chugging it. He's just
and not a bit is missing his mouth. He's getting all of it.
There's not a single bit. He just poured it down his gullet. You're
like, what the fuck so much? What would you if you saw that?
Would you say that? Would you scream like a little girl? If
I saw that, I would high pitched scream and run away. I love
the idea of him, the idea of him chugging, and they're just like
smacking it was there is no there is no come going anywhere but down his
gullet, like he's absorbing that come. And he looks so good by the
way, he looks so beautiful, beautiful body. Next he looks like an
ai like like like like he looks like an air brushed photo in like a
like a nineteen ninety nine magazine, like a sports illustrated it. It's fucking
insane. As he's gulping, you see him getting better, like improving.
Yeah, yeah, he starts off. He starts off looking like the fucking
guy and castaway at the when he's on the raft. And then he like,
by the time at the end of the month, dude, he looks
like Timothy Challamey like, but just it's a beautiful visage. There's a beautiful
visage. You're like, does come do that? And he's like, only
for me, only for me, only for me, only if I've learned
the ancient arts of harnessing the restorative properties of calm, of come calm,
that's how he says calm. He's then he spits a little bit of golden.
His spit is so his spit is so viscous it's insane. Fetch me
more. Comes. He grab in his hands just so soft but stern.
At the same time you're like, what are you They're the softest, like
they're the softest hands pellows yes, like diamond, like what is this guy?
That's awesome on one hand and a very little effort. Fetch me more,
Come, fetch me the come. All right, let's be let's be
aut some questions, all right, yeah, we got some. We got
some good ones here from our audience over a patronic comps that's the Stark Tank.
Remember they're there tears or you can donate and you can ask your questions.
There's actually so many questions now that we were thinking of doing just like
certain extra episodes dedicated in time of the questions, because it's like it's it's
a lot man, which is awesome by the way, we appreciate it and
keep the show going. But also there's a lot of you, so we
got we want to make sure we get all of you, especially for this
month. I don't know, this month is fucking loaded. Did we do
something this month that like that got like I don't know, like maybe we
very bizarre influx. We had a good episode back uh which I forgot which
one. It was the pee Wee Herman thing. People were really a lot
of high praise with that one man, and we were just on fire.
I guess cereal. No, I don't. It's fucking Digimond. I don't
want to see that ship. All right, case he's gonna show us this
fucking Digimond binder. He has this, He spend money on this, the
n words he's my first page. Suck my dong? All right, that's
pretty cool. Yeah, this is really cool, cool Digimond. There are
cards for the for the guys. There are cards for the people to the
digits in words two don't you wait? Don't you? But don't you play
with those? No? Not, These these are ones. I'm willing the
trade. I'll kiss your mom. Digital musters this. This is the best
deck in a meta right now. These two cards together are worth about three
hundred dollars. That's cool. You're making me angry. Yeah, man,
I didn't pay that for them. I got them for free. But still,
you know, why do you why do you always get you for free?
Would you bully anybody? You went to a local comic shop and then
you implied to the kid, that would be really cool if you gave those
to me. No, you know what I do. You know what I
do? I put good energy out there and seeing now he goes up to
these like dragons, then types of locations, and he goes like, man,
I sure am the only black person here. Would be a shame if
I said something happened here and you guys got a lot of heat. So
I put good energy into the world, and I you guys, you threatened
to Jesse Smollette every single dragon send that you ever go to here. I'm
gonna say that you guys can choose to say whatever you want, but I
understand that I put good energy into the world, and good things happen.
If you don't give me that fucking exodia, I'm going to tell the world
you tried to lynch me outside in Chicago. I put good energy into the
world. Guys. One day, when you guys aren't such figure nuggets,
you guys will get great things. But until then, I already look,
I already have great things. Okay, yeah, but guess what for get
removed? That's not really did you did you know your before it was gone.
Yeah, man, I've been self aware since the womb. That's unfortunate.
Tell I can tell actually in fact, now that I think about you
as a mom. Alright, let's go all right, as it was probably
the worst thing ever off mom, I would come up. That would have
been two. I would have been two, op Son. We had,
we had, we had to nerfew, we had, we had to stop
you somehow. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Alright, let's uh,
let's go all right, let's go. Let's say Swene can choose what's what
what? What? Okay, choose? Can Swen can choose what I make
Chris say next? It's a weird sentence for some reason, he wrote in
he says, hello, guacamole and word penises. I don't know what the
fuck that even beads. But choose between two? You need to choose between
two terrible superpowers. Become one percent stronger every time you say the hard are
around black people who don't know you. It's an important part of this.
Yeah, it was easy for them. It's really it's a really dumb question.
Question or one percent stronger every time you slap a random baby full wind
up. Man. Well, you talk about a nursery. You got to
talk about a nursery, and then you're just sitting fire to that, bro
and then get in a room. By the time to get a room is
like, it's too late, I'm too strong now. Argument the argument here.
The argument here is amazing because it draws an equivalent equivalence between saying a
slur and killing a baby. Yes, you kill it, full wind up,
you won't kill it. Slap a baby full wind up, you will
absolutely kill it. Are you kidding? An adult is a big possibility an
adult woman could slap a baby to death full wind up. I meant in
the power slap shit. If they slap babies instead of each other, the
baby, the baby, and you just watch those babies explode. Bro,
I would laugh. I would laugh till I died. I would laugh myself
to death. I think I think I would laugh myself to an early grave
because that would be so funny, be ridiculous. Maybe yeah, it's too
absurd. They have even happened, so you're just looking at it. It
just bring the baby in shad. The baby's like, let me go.
The baby's in shackle. He's got like a fucking ball and chain tied to
him. It's just ridiculous. Let me, let me go, free me,
and it's like no, baby, sorry, and you just never slap
the funk out of it. You keep hitting it. Sounds like escaped.
Without these shackles. We had the shackle that he was too wildly. He
clearly would have gotten away, baby would I mean, look, man,
I'm going with the I'm going with the I can't. I'm not gonna kill
a baby. Like, it's just not killing you kill it. You don't
kill it. You're being potentially I don't think you know what I think.
You know what I do, But you don't have to kill kings Do you
think do you kingson? Do you think that you could slap a baby full
wind up and not kill it? Do you think that's even possible? Yes,
I heard the breath of the breath of doubt before you said that.
Yeah, I kill a baby, dude. Some babies die by accident.
Just existing SIDS is a thing, like, that's a thing that happens.
Since infants just die because they think too hard or they think about like green
coconut glass at the same time, and then they fucking they short circuit and
die Okay, you you gotta you gotta ease your power. But I definitely
hit a baby before because yeah, okay, look I'm saying this slurs,
man, I'm saying it's not a big deal. But and but by the
time, you know what, first of all, I got no mouse in
my heart. I'll say it. I don't give a shit. And by
the way, I could just say it like a million times to the same
people and if they get like really angry, but I'll be too strong for
them to do anything about it. That's true. So like that, wait,
wait, does it count if you say around multiple different people, like
if you go, if you go on your ear, if you's shot of
like a hundred of black people and you say it once, does that accumulate?
Does it stack? I'm assuming a sacks. Yeah, they I assume
it stacks. Yeah. So I could just make a video where I say
it, and that would be no, no, no, no. Videos
don't count within a danger zone. Gotta be in a danger zone. Oh
yeah, well I don't know. Here's my bro My line is, of
course you would, of course you would. You don't have to either a
heartbeat, because it'd be it'd be funny. The idea of them trying to
stop me from those babies. But I'm already too strong. All the babies
the inward and slap them, small black babies. Can you call me?
It's not I'm gonna get double buff. We're moving on next, next question.
We got a lot of questions to get tobies. Too late, too
late. I've already hit ten babies. Here's another one that I think.
Here's here's so, here's another one that I think is acts absolutely insane.
A crab named Heller wrote in he says, what's up, cringe, Gay,
Come Derek, Jeter and Tom. They're underneath the floorboards, selic.
My question is a stupid one, but simple. Would you rather have to
deal with a kidney stone once a month or stub your pinky toe really hard
every two weeks? First of all, I'm stubbing my toe. I'm stubbing
my toe. I don't think you guys have a concept, and I don't
either. By the way, like I've never had a kidney stone, but
I I've stubbed my toe. I can deal with that. That sucks,
but I'll deal with it. Okaye had a kidney stone recently and it was
really sad seeing him in that much bab who m m. It was really
sad. What do you what is that? Like? Like Lily, like
Lily's dad, Lily's dad had like a kidney stone and like I saw it,
like the condition he was in was really sad. It was really sad
seeing a grown man in that much pain. She's just like, dude,
you can't. You're passing a fucking diamond through your fucking p hole man like
this. It's crazy, it's funny, but it's also really sad. It's
like, oh that hurts a little bit. Oh oh my old discomfort,
my old that's my own. And you're you're crying, You're crying watching the
only thing that's stubbing, the only thing that's stubbing my pace. So does
it makes me angry? It just makes me upset, you know what I
mean. I'm just angry that, like, God, damn it, I
stubbed my stub my pa. Yeah, when when you hit it hard and
that ill coordinated, it hurts. You're right though, Like it hurts like
a bitch. But I'm way more angry than I'm hurt. I'm upset that
I'm like you fucking it makes me want to just sizesn't cut it off,
But then I know it would be awkward to run, you know, So
so you don't want you don't want to cut off a pinky toe. All
of a sudden you're like, oh, my maneuvering is a little thrown off.
Yeah, you're immediately sh chop off. And it's like, bro,
what you do if you if you cut if you cut your pinky off,
you basically like you have to walk for the rest of your life, like
you're italicized. It's crazy Italian Illian. Let's hope not Can you can?
Can you really? Can? You? Sincerely? Imagine passing a kidney sone
every month? Fuck no, I just flimsy eventually, Bro, I can't
imagine what it feels like. It's usually it's jagged too, it's all fucked
up. It's large, Like, Bro, imagine how the fund up that
feels when you know, when you get like a grain of sand in your
eye and it feels like there's a fucking boulder in there. Yeah, like
feeling So I can't imagine say what passing? Yeah it remember back in the
day, I know, I say, remember as we didn't have to go
with it. But back in the day. Uh, some people had to
get their fucking pehole swabed for uh for STIs or whatever or STD's back.
Yeah, so imagine that ship, bro, Like fuck, no, all
of this is bad. Like nothing should be nothing, nothing solid should be
in that area at all. Man, I'm stopping my toe easy. Yeah.
Yeah, that's so horrible. You gotta put a toe in your your
world. You gotta put someone's gotta put their big on you. That's fucking
gonna let me do it. You gonna let me do it. You gonna
let me do it. The audience told me to. I want to know
I got these scars. Is showing you his like a fucking jacket larm.
It looks all flimsy. It was like an elephant trunk. Guy put a
guy put razor blades in his penis when I was sucking. That is fucking
it all right. Let's uh, that's the joker. That's the joke.
That's that's that's that's the Joaquin Finishes movie. You wouldn't get it. That's
what he says that that's the joke. You wouldn't get it. That's good.
Oh, I got these scores, I mean Lesbian Goth Edition road.
He says, what's up figments of my imagination? I have a question named
at sween. What's the best way to get into D and D I know
I'd probably really love and enjoy it, but I'm not sure where to start
and how to get into it. It's a gay question, so it's for
you. Yeah, he's talking about Dick and Dick, so I get Well,
obviously it's the best place. I probably for beginners. Critical roles,
very good. Most game stores have Dungeon Dragons nights, you know, and
go there, play a little d random people. Uh. Also, just
the worst way to get into it. I mean, it's it's it's unique.
Uh uh. Just picking up some of the books, man, the
Player's Handbook, Master's Manual, and Dungeon Master's Guide. Man, they're expensive,
but they exist. They exist pre dfs out there that you can probably
download, uh, watch a video or two. It's it's really it just
I don't know it. Just just look yeah, bro, just look into
it. If I'm assuming this guy's got to have, this person's gotta have,
probably this is a this is a mean lesbians a meanless Just look into
it, man, It's it's really it's really simple something to look into.
It mean lesbian. You probably have one other mean lesbian friend that plays my
my advice because it's the only way that I really played because it was other
people like my friend. He's been working a comic shop for fucking like half
his life, so they they were always running campaigns. I mean they pretty
much do Warhammer there mostly. But point being that through him, there was
a lot of campaigns that I participated in. Uh, you know that it's
the easiest way to not feel intimidated, because you know, it is a
lot if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. You don't know anything
about the classes, you don't know anything about any of that shit. I
mean if you've played an RPG. I feel like if you played any type
of RPG, you won't be lost. It's I feel like that's kind of
like the you knowing the concept of all right, here's fucking hit points,
here's this, here's that, and then like everything else is kind of like
all right, I just need somebody to hold my hand a little bit.
Yeah. Also, the best thing don't be embarrassed. You know, that's
it. You're not gonna know what you're doing the first time. That's fine,
it's fine not knowing what you're doing. Take a step further and ruined
everything. I would just do the dumbest shit and be like a pariah,
like everybody trying to play seriously, and like say, I think one of
my last characters, I was a dragon born monk or something named Bill Cosby,
and uh, I wanted I had stealth abilities and sleep potions and shit,
and like it was it was pretty good. It was pretty good.
Yeah, like I've only ever played once, so I know, and even
that wasn't like a real proper madness. Just yeah, it's have fun,
fun, Uh, don't take it too seriously, look into it and that's
it. You know. People like it's so for me, it's weird.
So like how do you get into this thing? It's like I don't know,
just like google it and like start looking into it and then you get
into it if you like it, Like I know, I like people.
I know people. Some people don't think like that. It's like that,
you know what it is like, it's it's just maybe there's like a like
because I get people asking me that about destiny a lot, and it's like,
I honestly don't know the answer to that like I think you if you're
trying to get into Destiny now, I think I really just think you missed
it. Like like I don't know if there's really any room for you,
Like it's it's it would be it would be like today if somebody was like,
how do I get into the world of Warcraft? It's like you are
friends those type of games for sure. I mean, yeah, you're like
like something, Yeah, you're missing a lot of context. You're gonna be
jumping into the sad. You might have fun maybe, but like I mean
like it's you're gonna be so out of touch with everything that's happening and you're
gonna have to watch so much shit. And I feel like Touches and Dragons
might be like a similar thing where it's like, oh, which edition and
like you know, uh, you know are how do I so simple?
It's like just look into it, you fifth edition looking out. It's a
lot to look into. It's real, It's really not not, because if
you know it, it's really not. But it's intimidating to start looking into
anything that has existing like feature Like it's like there's so much fucking lore and
so much shit that goes in and just looking you don't don't know, you
don't you don't need lore for D and D Laura as an absolute, that's
not true at all. I guess to play a campaign and just play the
game. This will playing the game like, Hey, what is the setting
of this world we're gonna be We're just gonna be in this world. You
guys are going to do X. That's it. Yeah, and then the
world fills in as you explore through it. But it's not just this,
like it's like, how do you look in Like how do you get start
reading Spider Man? It's look looking as Spider Man. That's it. You're
like, hey, there's no there's a frown. No, no, no,
no, I disagree. I disagree. I think I think there's like
a good way to answer that question, because you could. You could,
because there are certain runs that are like not super necessary. There's certain runs
that are really bad, certain runs are really good. Yes, And what
you do is you look that up and then you go from there. No,
but no, no, But that's the point of the question. It's
like you they want to recommend they want a recommendation. Yeah, I would
suggest the best the best place to do is somehow a quiet the player's handbook
dude't master's guy to mans Emmanuel. Look through the player's hand would give us
to a feel about what classes you'd like to play. I would stay just
playing all of them because it's very it's all of them bring different things to
the table, but lots of them have like through lines where they kind of
intersect with each other. And then watch a little bit of Critical Role and
then just google other simple small things you don't understand. Yeah, I would
say critical there's a lot of there's a lot of discords to do it.
I would say Critical Role is a pretty good way to just say. And
like I say that to Destiny people too, or it's like how do I,
oh, man, I'm really interested in Destiny. I know where.
Sorry, I'd be like I always tell people, it's like, uh,
there's a there's a guy named my name is Byfe. There's a guy named
my name is Byfe. Uh. There he's got a lot of lower videos.
I'll point you to one that I think is a good jumping on point.
And if it's interesting to you, then I would say go play the
game. But if it's not, then don't even bother because like that's that's
kind of like a big deal as far as like, that's a lot of
the value that I get out of that game is lore stuff. And and
I've had people come to me too, it's like, oh, how do
I there's so many Halo games, Like where should I start? It's like
the collection start with Actually I tell people to start with two personally, because
I think it's like the the easiest jumping off with. You can go backwards
from two and it's fine. You can go forward from two and it's fine.
It's not that different. You know, they're asking us for a reason.
It's because we know a lot about these very species. Would definitely start
of one, but yeah, I wouldn't. Well, I would start with
two specifically because two's got like a two's got the best story, and so
it's likely to grab you the most. And because it's likely to grab you
the most, it's likely to drive your willingness to go through the first one,
which is comparatively less less interesting, but still fleshes out two. You
know what I mean. That's how I experienced it. I played two first,
and then I went back to one, and uh, and then I
went to three and chronologically, but one is a I don't know, man,
if I if I had to play one first story wise, I don't
know if I would have been that interested in the story because it's very standard
in the first game. Anyway, fair enough, thank you mean lesbian goth
addition for your for your for your d and d inquiry, Uh Dirk Sea
Road, And he says, hey, guys a longtime fan. I was
wondering, what's what game? What's the game that you still you? What
what the way hold on? What game? Can you still go back and
play? But you could never recommend to anyone. For example, as much
as I love the N sixty four Smash Brothers, it's probably the worst one.
Yeah it is. It's definitely the worst one. Well is m Yeah,
no, it's it's worse than Brawl. It's worse than Brawl. Brawl
is not great, but it's still you know, it's not fucking Smash sixty
four. That's crazy. But I don't know, man, uh is probably
the best one. Actually, I got Games of Masterpiece. But also at
the same time, I'm just like, nah, man, don't. But
I also I'm like, it's like, don't, but like, this is
an amazing video game. But like, don't play it, but this is
an amazing video game. Yeah, I feel man almost too. Honestly,
I kind of feel that way about Destiny, to be honest, Like I
feel I feel like Destinies again, Like I can't recommend that game to anybody
because like it's for the same reasons that I was talking about before. It's
just like it's too fucking late. It's too late, you know, jump
on their next thing maybe, but uh, I don't know, man,
Like those those are early ninja guidance for like the fucking nes are like really
awesome, but they're so fucking hard that I don't imagine that anybody now would
have the patience to do that like I did when I was a child and
I didn't understand that like time was finite. I don't know, man,
There's there's a lot of Coach is probably the best one though, because Kotor
is something like I had to I'm really really good at looking past the datedness
of certain things because I'm very good at like contextualizing like, oh, this
game came out in nineteen ninety nine, I'm not going to expect it to
play like fucking you know, Years of War two, you know, like
it's it's a very specific game. That's fine, and so Cotour. I
remember getting into it recently, like in the last like four years, I
got into Cotur. I never really played it before, and I was like,
oh, this is really good, Like this is really cool. But
it took a lot of like overlooking, overlooking certain aspects of it and the
controls and the way the combat works. That is a fucking ugly game that
controls ugly, that feels ugly to play. That is also fantastic, But
there's no way a modern person's gonna like, there's no way, like a
seven year old is gonna play Cotur, Like, no way in hell.
It's look great video game though, but just you know, it's great game.
It's great. Yeah, it's it's just fucking incredibly dated. I wonder
if they're still doing that fucking remake because it wasn't that like I don't know,
man, it maybe it really sad because I'm super excited for it exact
we're not doing it anymore because shit crazy, I keep hearing like conflicting reports
behind the fucking scenes about that that game, like either it exists or like
it's still happening or it's gotten canned or it's switched developers or like, I
don't know, they're fucking that ship up. Yeah, that's stupid. All
right, let me see mister HoTT Salsa wrote, and he says, Hello,
gentlemen, this isn't a question, but more of a realization with the
current body count discourse that is prevailing across Twitter. I haven't seen this.
This is by the way, is that is that happening? Yeah, I
mean it's more of uh, it's it's more it's beyond Twitter. It's it's
Twitter and like zoomer shit. Oh yeah, talking about like in cell stuff
where it's like where it's you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh man. Uh so he asks, or he he says, I guess
because it's not a question, it's prevailing discourse across Twitter. It finally hit
me what Chris Chan meant by boyfriend free girl a chick with no body count.
That is true, that that is exactly that Christian seeking a boyfriend free
girl was in fact him looking for a girl with nobody counts. So if
you want, if you want to have something in common with Christian, you
know, by all fucking means, if you want to hunt down a virgin.
You know you're in good company. You're in with the guy who fucked
his mom. Not exactly a not probably the least boyfriend free girl that you
could possibly get with, but you know in good company. You're in good
company. It's Christian. Man, You're in good hands. That's all stands,
all gape stands. Do you have nice ass? I don't know,
man, you have he talks like a Neanderthal. Do you have nice as?
Oh? My god? That is fucking is that the body count thing
is is bizarre? Are like because like fucking stupid. I don't understand the
I don't understand the fetization of inexperience. Like that doesn't make sense to me.
I know it does to me because of just knowing these people that the
people that they're learning from, they don't realize that they're getting prompts and advice
from perverts, like a religious conservative, people who want to marry children,
who fucking legislate laws to fucking like literally like Tennessee, fucking Southern states getting
rid of fucking no limit of who you can marry, like real fucking life
shit. These people always trying to fucking mary. You see it all over,
It's all over if you look for it. And you know, I
watch some podcast lists and podcasts they find this shit and I'm just horrified.
But one story short, what's the nick fine talking about like how you want
you wants like a sixen year old, Like it's that ship literally the type
he became a Catholic or whatever however many years ago, and then now he's
following in their footsteps of like wanting a very young girl. And it's just
the same tropes. And so when these people talk about no body counts,
it's literally the closest thing to like a pre pubescent fucking girl that has like
nothing, that's never touched anyone. It's fucking media because yeah, because they
wouldn't say like they because they wouldn't be like, oh, you're you're twenty
nine or thirty one and you you have no you've never had sex before.
They wouldn't be like, oh that's great. You know, they'd be like,
yeah, she's too old when you talk no, she's she's yeah,
like past twenty five, that's the whole thing. She's hit the wall.
Past twenty five. It's it's you're done. That's the that's already too old.
Like it's it's fucking crazy now. To be fair, these kids,
they don't know a lot of these kids that are saying this shit, they're
not self aware yet, like what why they want this? A lot of
them are just like, oh, I don't want a body count because she's
pure. But I'm like, they haven't examine why why would you want that?
They just kind of just thinking because it's been indoctrinated into like like something
their gonna be real, Like I don't want to date a girl that exactly
like does like gang bangs every Tuesday. You know, Like that's a bit
extreme. It's that is that is inherently extreme. What if but what if
she did gang bang? She does not do that shit anymore? How do
you feel about that? Like that's that's definitely definitely I would feel a little
strange about it, if I'm being very honest, Like if like my girlfriend
was like like yeah, like imagine like one of you're talking to it right
and like like you're just talking having Thomas riffing the count. There's like,
yeah, dude, like I had like there's one time I had such like
seven guys I want It's like what okay, Like that's a lot like like
you know, like real like real conversations. But that's how that's how we're
talking about. That's there, but like or like or like no no no,
no, no, no no no. Already you discussed this beforehand,
so I know already. Yes, I wouldn't probably probably I probably wouldn't date
a girl that's sup with like that's's regularly in the past, had multisexual partners.
I think I wouldn't feel confident in myself. And that's a me thing.
I'll be real about it. That's me feeling like like what is what
is the issue? Like why wouldn't you That's just me, that's me.
Why wouldn't you feel I feel like I feel like there's a miscommunication here because
like we're talking about gang bangs and then we're just talking about just like generally
like having been with no no, no, no no, not understand they're
they're intertwined to a degree either way. Well, it's it's just having a
body count you you've been with multiple men, because having a sex is having
a sex, Like that's fine, whatever, Like I wouldn't I've had sex
with guys before. I'm like, al right, cool, And then I
think probably my brain will make me stop there. I'm like, I'm gonna
stop here because I feel like I'm gonna find out so it's gonna probably make
me less attracted to you. So it's gonna say you had sex before.
Let's not continue, because most partners don't want to hear about other their their
partner's previous sex lives. In general, that is that that is true,
but it's also like but like but it's but it's also like I don't know,
like I don't know. Gang bangs are so different, Like that's like
such a different stratosphere of what we're talking about. Not really, dude,
that's just that's just how I have people that are having sex. Man.
No, No, but what I mean it's like I have a body.
I hate the term BodyCount, but like I have a body kind of over
ten. I consider myself a stratosphere away from fucking gang bangs. I do.
I Like, that's like, yes, alien territory to me. I'm
like, no, that's okay, that's a very different scenarios. True,
you know, but a lot of people that have like very like explorative sexual
lives, they do stuff like that, you know, Yeah, but also
like say not to like seven people upboards five and up it. But people
do have like group sex that happens. Why is you know? I just
personally, I just don't care. I don't care about what you didn't ask.
I don't like that's why me like a girl unless yeah, yeah,
if if a girl said, uh, something crazy, you know, like
if her numbers were astronomical, it would be more of like it would be
more of just shocking, like like how is that even? How did you
do that? Were you in porn or like if the numbers were like staggering
where she's like her quote unquote body count was like like five hundred or something,
yeah, something crazy. But how do people that say that? I
don't believe them. I just don't. I don't believe, Like, well,
that's that's my whole thing, even porn stars. I'm like, bro,
you did not have sex with no thousand people? Like, dude,
you understan That's that's a lot. Dude, that's a lot. Like I
think I think you think you might have had sex that many people, but
I don't. You did not. You did not. You just remember it
was like a goal like they were trying, like you were you were like
like like one time we're sneako and I'm Sneko And what's his name? That
guy fresh and fit, the one that looks like a Laddin sort of a
dumb we know their names. He was going through a list. He has
a list very when he slept with He has like got fucking it written down
with the scariest shit. What I'm scary about that is that was like acceptable
in high school because you're a dumb ass kid and I fucked her. I
fucked her like you did not. I don't think that's ridiculous. I don't
think you think you did. I think you think you did. You know
what, I don't even think he thinks he did. One thing that I've
learned about people who exaggerate numbers is that most of the time they're they're they're
bullshitting. Because one thing that I've learned about people who have large quote unquote
body counts or even large ass penises or anything, they're usually kind of embarrassed.
It's usually kind of like a weird kind of like there's a humbleness to
her, like I don't want to talk about it, uh, the same
deal, like thinking like about all the women I've dated or anything like it's
not like there's there's no pride in that. It isn't right. It's just
to a maybe to a fucking thirteen fourteen year old, like that's so cool.
Other than that, it's just like whoa that you know that happened.
It's like, oh, who gives a fuck? The same thing with having
like a large pain is when you think about it, dude, there's also
people. Could you really impressed with that? Really? I had had a
conversation with some guy wants where he was like, uh where he was thought,
where it's frozen? Okay? Sorry sorry, Oh no, no,
I was. I was saying. I had this conversation with this guy once
who was like, uh, he's he's talking about like what his number was
at or something. And I was like, what the fuck is this?
That's are you serious? Because it sounded so high and I was like and
I was like, that's that's that's full on, like actual, like this
is like you've you've slept with these people where it's like it's like, well
some of them I know I could have, but I didn't, but I
count him anyway. I was like, well that, first of all,
why do you even First of all, why are you even why are you
even counting that, Like what is the purpose like on a sheer dad from
from just a numbers perspective, like I get like I get like being like,
okay, it helps to know, I guess, like your life.
It helps to know your experience and it helps to know the math of it.
But like what the fun Like what is the point of so stupid?
Like oh, I could have been like I didn't, but like it's still
costs because I could have. That's why even it is crazy. I was
like, this is I remember me, Like this is a concerning This is
a concerning thing for you to be saying to me. He put another burn,
another notch into my belt. You know, okay, I could have
fucking crazy girl. I could have had her. You know she was looking
at me. I could have. I could have I could I could have
done it. I swear I believe you. But like, also, like
it's just weird that you be counting your sister. Funny Roger, Roger,
No, I gotta funny, kind of ten thousand funny you want to be
next, I paralyzed your mom. Funny just in general, the conversation,
the conversation when it comes to always, Yeah, it's weird. It always
comes across. It's always people like bragging in weird ways. I don't really
get it. Yeah, I'll put it this way, I'll put it this
way. I do, I do, I do. I have a limit,
But it's kind of like the opposite where it's like I can't, I
can't. I have a specific thing where it's like I cannot be the first
person. I can't. I can't do that, I can't do it.
It's it's definitely a lot of the the amount the amount of pressuresure, the
amount of pressure of that, a lot of pressure. It's whatever. That's
just it's just like it's but it's people put some people play so much importance
on that and then like they remember there for like I don't like it was
just sex. It was just sexstand. I understand. There's a period of
time, there's a period of time where it isn't and it's like this weird
I've seen it, dude, I've seen it where it's like those people,
those people people either emotionally stunted or the lack of experience. In Kingston,
Kingston, every we are in and we are in a time no one's not
emotionally stunted. Everybody no, no, no, no, crazy, You're
right, Dimond Cards. We all are relaxed. I don't. I wouldn't
say I'm stunted, though, I would just say I enjoy something I under
stunted. That's not stunting that In some ways, I think you're using the
word stunted. We all have we all have our things we hold on so
we charge when we were younger. Right, that is very true. But
what happens is, like everyone that has sex eventually grows to realize, especially
we're having sex multiple partners, and then like you're out of different relationships,
you got to realize that this is my first time. Eighty five percent of
people's first time is horrible. That is just how it is the point,
that's how it is. That's exactly. That's what especially especially when you lose
Virginia somebody that's also new at sex as well. Well, yeah, look,
everybody's everybody's if if it's your first time, it's their first time,
that's gonna be terrible. It's gonna be. But it's not. It's not
pressure. Good experience less pressure, yeah, it is less. It's it
is weirdly less pressure. For some reason. It's not at the moment,
but it is technically it's less pressure than if both of you are inexperienced,
because you have that like if you're if you if you're gonna lose your virginia.
As someone who's experienced, that must be so much fucking pressure. We're
like, oh my god, there's no way I can be good. There's
no way I can be good to this person that knows how to fuck.
Yeah, yeah, it's the guide you it's this is this all this like
it's like I understand what you saying, but it's all this silliness. It's
like, this is silly. Look, it's just it's just the rule of
mine. I just I can't. I will not. I'm not going to
be your your entry into this world. Okay, first of all because I
just don't find it. First of all, I don't just because I don't
find that appealing, and also, like I can, it's also the odds
of you running into that now is that's also finding women around your age that
haven't banged, because then it would be like you'd be working very backwards.
Like that's true. Yeah, so yeah, at this point, none you've
got to really worry about if you really it was really only it was really
only an anxiety. Yeah, it's kind of true. But it's also like,
uh, yeah that was that was like a problem like early twenties right
where people were like, oh, I don't know what it's like. I
don't want to be rude, but why do you guys feel like if you
if there was a person around our age and they haven't they haven't, they
haven't banged yet. Is that does that feel problematic to you? Does that
feel like there's something wrong? Yes, I think it's bizarre. Yeah,
I think it's weird. Yeah, and because I feel like it's impossible if
I feel like, here's the thing either there's a myriad of reasons why,
like I feel like it's a problem. Like first of all, where we
are Sweeney and I were like I want to borrow that. I want to
borrow that. Yeah, aside from that, because that's separate, that's like
not even interesting what someone's If someone's just a actually and they just don't care,
Yeah, I just just that's I just didn't want to get any conversations.
I didn't want to get any messages. Dissen listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen. I'll be honest, I have my own separate issue
with those people, all right, I have my own separate problem with those
people. I fucking hate those people. If you're asexual, I hate you.
I fucking hate you, not because I think you're a bad person,
but because I'm very envious of your I'm very envious of your affliction. Like
I think, I think you've got a fucking sweet ride going on, man,
and what I would give to enter that ride is fucking crazy. But
I don't know, man, I just feel like the only people that I've
met who are my age who have not crossed that boundary yet are people who
either they're really really like self pitying or like which is in inherently like a
problem, or they're just really like they're just the worst, you know,
it's like the worst type of person. And I was I got into an
argument on Twitter like recently about this, like where I tweeted, like I
tweeted something about like I don't know, let me find it. I can't
remember exactly what the message was, but it was like some like weird in
cell, some weird in cell. It was like it was like a cartoon.
It was like a woe Jack cartoon almost if some guy like being jealous.
Look, it looked like Tim Poole. It did look like I didn't
think that was funny that it looked like to pool, But it was like
some it was some some in cell Twitter account that was like, your crush
is likely with somebody else, and just like a bunch of people like woe
is me in the fucking comments and all this ship and I'm just like,
have they have these people ever considered that, like the intense desperation that permeates
from everybody who thinks like this is one of the primary reasons why they're undesirable
in the first place. Yes, that is on ironically like a serious like
because I remember, I, dude, I remember being like a kid and
not like being I remember being in high school and not like scoring and not
doing well with women. I was just like, oh well whatever, I
just this. I'm not even joking. The immediate moment I stopped caring,
it stopped being a problem like actually and so like to me, I feel
like a lot of it really is just like a lot of self sabotage and
a lot of self pity and a lot of like I'm a loser. I'm
a fucking loser. And then you you basically will yourself into being a loser.
That's not basically you create that fucking future for yourself when you think nobody
likes that, even even like fucking dudes, even guys, you know,
guys that will fuck couches and shit, like guys that will literally fuck couches.
Even they like if a girl comes and she says like, oh woe
is me? This is this that your eyes immediately like you're looking at the
couch. You're like, I'd rather fuck the couch right now. Immediately,
think about think about the think about the types of women. Think think about
everybody was seen on Twitter who are like hold on han, Think about think
about any any women on Twitter who's like, man, I can't I can't
find a guy. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it.
Oh I can't. Everybody's up. Just shut the funny up, Just get
out, fucking get over it. The same thing applies to you. Why
do you think that doesn't apply to you, Like you're some guy like whine
kick get pussy. It's like, holy shit, that's annoying. Shut up,
Shut the fuck up. This is this is why you can't let me,
let me look first first, okay, first of all, look too
intense, too intense. It's it's just it, dude, It really it
really because I had people responding pop, I had people responding to that that
fucking tweet where I was said, I was just like, have you ever
have you ever considered that it's desperation that's the problems and people? And somebody
was like, dude, you've got like you've got great genetics. You're not
in this conversation. I'm like, bro, I am five foot four and
I am blind, great genetics. What are you talking to? What's wrong
with that guy? I am fighting? I am fighting fighting yet right,
That's what I mean. It's like, what's what's what's going on with this
guy? This guy has like eight legs, he's like modoc. I guess
he looks like slender, he looks like thin guy. He looks like he
looks like a little nightmares boss. Apparently, Like I don't know what the
fuck, like, like what could possibly be wrong with you? Like I
am blind, I am five foot four. What I don't understand, Like
everybody would say that I have the opposite problem, So like what's the So
I don't know what I don't get it happened. The chain is at the
jaw, really, the jaws carrying me? Or could it be or could
it be the lack of despiration. I don't know. I think what it
is a lot of people, a lot of people. What happens is that
the Internet has become a culture of people that's bitching and crying and winding and
moaning about actual stuff. Dumping trauma, yeah yeah, in general, dude,
trauma dumping during stream worst experiences ever? Bro is there trying to same?
Somebody comes to a stream. It's like, yo, dude, I'm
playing I'm playing Pokemon or Gold right now. All right, I'm trying to
get my Fralic, myroc Evolve. Leave me alone. But like it's it's
the idea of like, dude, I know I have one friend right now.
I have one friend, one friend who is U my age, who
is a version. I have one friend turn my end is a virgin.
And the thing is that like they're like, I will do it when I
do it, but like I don't care, Like I just don't like,
and they generally don't care. And I think he leans towards more of the
a sexual aspect of it because he just give like he's like, I know
what he's attracted to. He's attracted to a woman. Yeah, but he
doesn't know what. He doesn't give a fuck. But you know the thing
is, I bet he could have and he just didn't. Yeah he doesn't
mean who doesn't. He doesn't care, But I've seen it's crazy. The
thing that's crazy about it is like every time I see like some some some
guy or some girl like complain about this exact thing, like and they post
like I don't know, photos or something, and it's like they're they're font.
They're just normal looking. They're just completely normal looking. The only reason
why you haven't been lucky is is literally your attitude. It literally, actually
straight up is all that you know. And I get people like have like
different I understand that there's like different levels of charisma and all that stuff that
you learned throughout your life, get it right, a sense of humor,
all that stuff. I get all that stuff plays into it. But there's
no way to repel people more than just feeling, first of all, feeling
sorry for yourself constantly just relegating yourself to this like defeatist, I'm a loser
reality and just all the stuff that comes with that, Like it's just it's
it's embarrassing, Like I don't I don't get how they don't understand how they're
getting in their own way with that ship's yeah, I fe it's not people
getting in if it's people just like people just aspirations towards getting laid as like
way like I like also yeah, also like want people to understand this.
People saying young people that are not not involved in that right now. Sex
is really not what it's all hyped up to be. It's really not.
It's not myself I enjoy it. I enjoy it as much as every human
being with the penis that is a male that is hardwired, mostly correct,
I'm pretty sure enjoys it. You know. It's like it's it's it's you
know, it's you like it less though you're you, you like it less
than most people. I think. I feel like I feel like I do.
I feel like I do because I saw it it out for so long
and then when I started getting it this, I was like, this has
not changed my life at all. This has not changed I am not I
am not on cloud nine. I never thought about that either. I was
just like, oh, pussy probably feels great. Oh guess what it does?
It feels pretty. This was pretty dope. I would still rather a
divine meal over a pussy. The best person ever had. I still rather
like a great like a great meal over it. No, that's I mean
that, that is true. Like that's like like a dick. Right.
So, but the thing is, I will say and I always always preference
this because when that is said, I say, you haven't lived until you've
combined the two start off with something like dessert, like your cap if you
if you're taking me, you wouldn't like Chris, If you're telling me right
now, I wouldn't refer your favorite rates meal cooked immaculate over pussy. You're
crazy. Look, you're crazy. You're my favorite pussy is different than it
is different favorite meal is pussy. That's different. It's definitely in the top
five if you would eat, if you're if you're an eater, that's different,
right, absolutely, I gotta let me confirm my you guys. I'm
gonna meet you guys real quick. I'm gonna meet myself. Sorry, but
just simple. Yeah, it's it's pretty much important on it. So people
put too much important on it. I do agree, I do. I
do it. Look, it's it's pretty cool. But also I think I
think the idea that people you know what it is, people seek too much
yeah out of it is that that's the problem where it's like they think they
think that like once they achieve it, it'll be like, oh, then
I'll be happy. It's like no, you will still wake up and you'll
probably be miserable in the same exact way, and you'll be like, why
isn't this making me happy? Listen, I'm gonna do it. Boys,
boys, not not you boys. I'm talking about the boys that are listening
clip this to those sad sacks of shit or whatever, because they always get
shited wrong. I've even had people I know asked me for advice about this
kind of stuff, and I was like, I can't believe x y Z
is asking me this. You're a pretty good looking guy. You're very talented.
I know a guy, hold hold hold up, like really a talented
blonde looking guy that is fucking killer the guitar or I'm like, how is
this guy not getting pussy? You know, he's one of those people that
got swept into this shit. I guess where the confidence is just not there
and all life said to him, and I'll say the same thing that everybody
at confidence is great. Obviously, that's gonna That's what we have to work
on. That shit. You know, you gotta get some ws to build
confidence. The thing is everybody one thing that is so commonly shared between everyone's
universals. Laughter. Everybody wants to laugh, Everyone wants to have fun.
You may not be very funny. So how you remedy that the person that
you want to share laughter with You bring them to a comedy show. You
guys watch funny shows together, you know, Netflix, watch some fucking sound
fields, some some community or whatever the fuck. You surround yourself with funny
shit, funny people that will get you guys connecting with laughter. If you
can't make them laugh yourselves, if you're not very funny, that is the
fucking thing. There's a guy, Ralph Garman. His line, he says,
make them laugh, then you'll be making them breakfast if you get If
you get it, you stay the night and then you make them funny.
Carries carries being funny. It's so OPI it's crazy paramount. But that's why
women are never funny, because women never have to worry about the same trials
that actually true. It's actually a true thing. It's really rude, say,
Christopher Hitchen said that it's like they don't need to be funny. I
mean, we're just funny. I was like, I know, I know
funny women. I know funny women. I know, like I would give
it maybe four maybe four funny women. I know if I know, if
you, I know, if you're funny, you know. It's crazy,
though I don't. I think I brought this up of the podcast before,
but I'll bring it up again because it's been a probably like a year and
some odd probably longer than that. But like, something that I've noticed specifically
is that if you go to like like independent comedians, like comedians that aren't
super well known, right, a lot of the time I'll see like male
comedians go up there and just the least funny people in the fucking world,
right, And then you see successful male comedians and they're like they're pretty fucking
good, you know, for the most part. Obviously, it's like,
you know, everybody, every industry has got its own preferences or whatever,
but like, at least you know, all these people are you know,
competent and like they've they're funny, and they've they've proven themselves in some way.
Like as far as like women in comedy, I find it's so fucking
fascinating that like a lot of the independent female comics that I've seen are so
fucking funny, and then the famous ones are not. I don't know what
the fuck that's about. It's so weird. That's like a weird thing that
I've noticed. Feel like they have to play in to the societal stigmas and
the tropes that, oh, guys don't want to hear about you talk about
guy things, So you got to talk about the fucking stupid girl shit and
fucking dudes and things that girls, you know, like, and and I'm
like, that's what I don't want to hear that. I want to hear
you just crack jokes like anybody else. You can be funny, like i've
you can't if I went you know me, I went to an open mic
in the last like two months or like three sometimes sometimes super recently, and
it was every guy went up there and was just talking about like, yeah,
so my fucking mom's dead and I'm alone. Uh, like my dick
fell off. I fucking have aids my hamster, I chewed on my my
hamster snuck into my hot dog and I chewed him up by accident. And
now he's gone like just like and and just expecting, well that no,
that I'm making it funnier like it was. It was. It was actually
just sad and I was crack like I was. It was so difficult for
me not to laugh out loud at some of this stuff because I knew that
I wasn't laughing for the right because you could tell it wasn't like a joke.
You could tell like they were using it as like a sad way to
kind of like self deprecation. And then they would lead some Yeah, it
was like it was like a free therapy session. I'm like, dude,
men are not funny right now. I don't know what the fuck is going
on. But and you said it earlier, but like confidence, I really
feel like a lot of these, like a lot of these in cell message
boards and a lot of these like subcommunities, I feel like their primary goal
is to just sap the confidence from people, Like I really feel like it's
their goal is like to just drain people of any any sense of self worth.
So that way they keep coming back to the forum and they keeping clicking
on like fucking ads or they can't or I don't. I don't even know,
man, I don't know how they make their fucking money. I don't
know, but it seems like there's a financial incentive just make people feel as
bad as pos about being themselves as possible. It's weird. I agree with.
I don't like it. I think it's fucking dumb. Yeah. Agree.
Anyway, where are we at? Opinion? My dog ran away.
I got shot in the hip because self deprecations big. It's become too easy
we compare ourselves to people. Yeah, it's it's it's too many problems.
There's too many problems that people have to them naturally, and like now it's
all we've become as a society. It's like, oh, we're just not
that. And it's like, dude, you're gotta understand you're not You're just
just exist and enjoy your existence and stop being such a fucking chudd that's it,
man. Like I'm a fat dude bro, and I still I can
still pull girls. It's it's not hard. All you have to do is
just approach them and try to be personable just grab them. I don't know,
man, that just can't be the reason you're doing Like, like if
I feel like the reason people do it is to like, oh, they
think it's gonna make them happy, and it's like, it's not gonna make
you happy. Like if you're miserable, there's a lot of stuff going on
in that you got to figure out before. And nobody wants to be with
a fucking miserable person. Yeah, I mean, I know that sucks,
and like I'm sure like there's a lot of valid reasons. There's probably a
lot of valid reasons it's to be miserable right now, you know, but
like it, I don't know, man, It's it's just I don't know.
I've had a loss how to help these people. And it's like,
dude, you know, like become miserable together, you know, don't be
miserable with a jump. Make each other miserable. That's how it works.
Yeah, definitely make it miserable, you know, and stay together that miser
relationship. Have a bunch of kids out of hatred, mistreat your kids,
create generational problems like the classic like it, Oh my god. A lot
of some of the responses to this are fucking crazy. Well yeah, I
read some of them. A lot of talk from a guy whose jawline could
cut a nation in half. What a bunch of fum's crazy, bro.
This is like they're just saying, it's crazy. I'm trying to find anything
about you that is like, Oh, here's the one thing that's good to
let me act like you're you're fucking uh you're that Asian doctor on fucking uh
good doctor. You're that's you. Yeah, you're you're him now like oh
man, yeah, you have them. It's it's it's them going up to
me and they're like, I am a virgin. I am a virgin.
What's happening? What's happening? To get it? It's like, all right,
man, God bless you know. I wish you guys luck sincerely.
Just get out of your pity party. And I really feel like if you
get out of your pity party, you'll have a lot more like although who
am I talking to? They're not listening to this, They're not. They're
too busy listening to sneak Will be a cunt our podcast. Let listen to
sneak O and the Aiden Ross and whoever true. Yeah, they're listening to
those guys. Oh God, Jesus Christ. Hearing Aiden Ross, Hearing Aiden
Ross and Secu talk makes me want to hurt people. Bro. I actually
they just they just rushed through words. I'm so not a violent person,
but like I I feel like if I ran into those people person, I
might just push for a fight. Might just you might just instigate. I
might just a little bit because I usually don't stay out on shit, but
I kind of want them to get beaten up, you know. I'm like,
like, I want to, like, I want to create a fake
thing that they did bad. Let's put on the internet. Like that's how
much I don't like them. I want to lie. I want to want
to take part in a lie and loving them. Let's go right now,
we've got any more questions or were wrapping this bitch? I think we're wrapping
up. We're about to hit two hours. Yeah, thanks, thanks everybody
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I'm not, I'm you're missing out man missing now I'm at and it's
it's literally like, like, that's the best storytelling I've seen the video game
thus far. It's up it's update with me with like storytelling wise, I
think it's up there with like Redhead's a different kind of way of telling story.
But when it comes to character writing, I've I've just never seen better
character writing. It's like, oh, this is just business flawless. I
yeah, it's it's cool. I like it. It's a game where if
you piss off a genie and they can turn you into cheese. I think
it's cute. It's it's got some cute stuff going on. I just I
really hate combat in it, Like I really, I can't. I can't
do it. I really fucking hate it. It is the least fun I've
had doing anything like combat so cool too, It's insane, But that's that's
how you are. That's not you're kind the game I mean I'm playing.
I've also played three game who Is? Who Is? Who is like incredibly
powerless. So like maybe maybe if I was playing a barbarian, I'd have
more fun, but like and maybe may I don't know, maybe I'll get
it. Maybe I'll try it again like in December and try like a barbarian
instead, because like there's too many fucking stipulations about about the rogue that are
like if if I was playing a rogue and like like an actual game where
I actually had control of my character, I feel like I'd have a lot
more fun. But in this thing about the thing about rogues, rogues are
supposed to be jacks of all trades. You play a rogue to like I
want to be good at picking locks, I want to be good at finding
traps. I want to be really good at history. That's what. That's
how you play a rogue. You know, they're like they give, they
give you think about it. But the thing about it is that like I'm
playing this fucking rogue and then like, all right, I could sneak attack
people, and then I sneak around and then I go behind somebody and I
pull out my knife to sneak attack. I mean, I don't have advantage,
so I can't do it, and it's it's okay. I mean,
if if you insist this is fucking stupid, I don't. I don't care
for this at all entirely, Like why wouldn't I just play a barbarian and
punch everything? For the biggest thing, it's trying to have an enemy within
range of the person you're gonna seek attack using using your range weapons or you're
interesting I have because right now I'm a Rogan ranger right now, and I'm
fucking hurting people. I don't. I just I can't. I can't because
I even tried this thing where it's like, okay, I'm gonna have one
of my party members talk to this guy, right and I have him talked
to him so he's distracted, and then I go up behind him and it's
like you can't do this, and it's like what can I fucking do?
Then that's in Balder's Gate that it's like that. I don't know, man,
I it's it's frustrating. It's frustrating because I know how good it is,
Like I understand that it's like a really good game, Like I like
the character writing, I like the story, but like to suffer through this
combat that is so uniquely unfun heavy for me. I can't do it.
What are you playing? You're playing? I always start off with the most
boring like usually, and then I work on a fighter. Yeah, I
mean fighters are they do damage the people, They hurt people. But that's
how I start off, and then I and then I like to work my
way around. I always want to see that first. I want to I
want to see how the fighters, how they do their thing. I want
us to do some dual wilding and uh, but Chris, you're fucking a
solution, man, I've seen this inforums. You could the people that are
I think it's unbearable. Just slap one of the trainers on and fucking have
you'll have the what is the the you know, your movement your movement cap
or whatever. You can remove that so you can just fucking just like kind
of speed up the fight wall. You can. You'll just you'll you'll can.
It'll ruin the combat experience. But if you don't like the experience,
it's perfect for you to literally to just get past the tactics and just start
killing everyone. It's the whole Like I'm two feet away from somebody and then
I slashed my sword at them, and then I miss is fucking like,
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure it's fun for people.
I'm sure, but like I can't. I can't do it, like
like one of the big Bucks, like one of the big bus fights I
have. I developed a WAYPI. I got a way point in like a
castle. So the Big Bus fight, I snuck around inside. I set
my raven to turn off all of the fucking lights in the room, and
then I went up behind a boss that I'm supposed to enter a whole big
seede with and I stabbed him in the bag and killed them instantly, and
then everyone else the running and just ransack the people. And I was like,
this, yeah, it sounds it sounds like something. It's it sounds
like something that would be so fun to do in real time. That's the
that's my thing. It's like I look at all this stuff and I'm like,
this looks this would be so fun to do. And that's kind of
the thing where it's like I do this in every fucking game, every other
game that I play, except it's not arbitrarily turn based, and I get
it. It's part of the game. It's like it's just how it's how
D and D works. I get it, but like I don't know,
I'll I'll probably jump back into it with like a like a much stronger class,
like one that's not fucking I will just try to fight a barbarian for
the beginning. Since you don't understand I'm gonna do barbarian next time, I'm
just I'm just gonna clap people's heads into into dust because I'm just I'm tired
of trying. I'm sorry, I'm tired of I'm tired of trying to find
clever ways around situations in the game not letting me do it because I don't
have advantage. So it's it's just like I had a barbarian until I got
them to a point where I could make him a paladin. I have a
paladin barbarian that runs around beating a dog fuck out of everyone for me.
Yeah. But the reason, but the main reason, but the main reason
I uninstalled it though, is because like, look, there's seven more days.
There's seven it's a huge game. It's gonna take me fucking weeks to
get through it. It's seven it's seven days until Starfield and personally speaking,
but as the games just do something for me that a lot of the games
don't. I know, I'm gonna be sucked into Starfield. I know it's
gonna do something, so I want to get through that before I even touched
Paul this kid again, that's I feel the opposite for me, Befo.
It's like it's it's just the same kind of game you were addicted to.
You were addicted to Skyrim twenty I know, And then I played in years
that was the first one I played. Right then I played fall Out when
I was just the same thing. I played Fallout three back when it came
out, and it was the same thing, and I was like, they're
just they're the same kinds of games. There's in different settings. So I'll
see, I'll see, I'll probably play Starfields. I'll see what it's like.
It might be cool, it might I'm I'm I'm going into it low
its with agents because I feel like it's gonna like shit. But it's because
I don't like is gonna make me not play the game. But we'll see.
I think it's gonna be at least decent. We'll see, just like
we don't care about Starfield. Is give me that new Elder scrolls though yet
I don't know mans bro. I like science fiction stuff. I I I'm
into it. I'm into whatever they're doing. Oh yes, I'm hearing.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna break. I'm not gonna break anybody's nda for
them. But like I'm pretty I'm pretty keen. I'm pretty keen to get
my hands on this fucking thing. I know a lot of I know a
lot of people who are playing it. I know a lot of people who
are playing it right now, and like, they haven't broken. They haven't
told me anything specifically. They're like, dude. A few of them have
said, like, this is exactly for you, and I'm like, yes,
I have heard it runs like shit, though I haven't heard of that
exactly already. I've heard that multiple I like this game runs like dogs,
I mean, but it is a great game keeping it so it's really fun.
It is that like pre game. If it ran perfectly, apparently like
the game, if it ran perfectly, it'd be a finished one. But
they're gonna get there in three months. Entirely, it'll be fine. If
you have a PC that'll run it, it's fine. I'm sure that's true.
Anyway, Uh. Also, get is so fucking like like gigabytes.
Wise, Bro, it's so big, it's so big, and it's so
demanding. Can't I can't have this, dude, I can't have I can't
have that end Starfield on the same machine. Like every time every time I
teleport, every time I teleport somewhere, I can hear the fans of my
computer turn on. Dude. Yeah yeah, they're like, Yo, give
me a second, Yo, make sure you turn off everything else all right?
Before you know, my rig is no slouch and it is screaming sometimes.
It is anyway spicy video game. That guy's let's bring on home.
That guy that's gonna ask if you would if you would drink your girlfriend's breast
milk, slurping, stroke and smoking, joking emoticons going like this morning Alice
sheeney Tie sees Caesar little Nancy Pelosi killing a palicine for the massive tits.
Uh. Jeffrey the County Jeffrey, the county jail bone mason who carves your
skull. I forgot about that. The guy in jail that's carving it was
oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Jail, just overnight jail, not
even jail, just want to blow me some white guy Jeff Kealey performing fatalities
on people trying to walk upon his stage. Uh, dude, I didn't
talk igot about that. We totally forgot about that. Oh I knew something,
bro. So here's the thing. At this time, shoot him this
at this point, third time, third times a strike. I think he
has full reins to do whatever he wants. Please. I think he should
just start really hurting people, bro, like we do live executions now,
like for people. They don't fuck around anymore. Dude, that get more
so embarrassing references no more. It was so fun. Such a fail,
dude, It was such a fail because like no one laughed like it,
and and the thing about it that, okay, so that first kid is
lame also, But like the thing that was impressive about that first kid it
was that he managed to sneak up on stage with the people and nobody like
and he was just standing with the developers and everybody. No one thought like,
who's this kid, And then he managed to go up there and then
he had and then he went off on that weird tirade and then it just
ended right and it was like that was like it was lame, but it
was at least like somewhat interesting that that happened this time. It was like
a guy probably like twice this kid's age, maybe even three times his kid's
age, who went up on stage, ripped him off and in a worse
way, like in a in a less funny way, imagine mimicking a child
and not being able to do it well, like, imagine not being able
to outshine and want to try. Like the next guy's gonna die, dude,
the next the next guy who does this is gonna get shot to shit,
blunderbust out of his pocket, put him against the guy's neck and blow
his head. It's gonna do. It's gonna be disc Yeah, dude,
it's got the cla like the clarinet, fucking barrels and rocks. Bro's not
playing anymore. I knew prototypes that game is gonna be fucking dude. This
year. It comes up this year. Ah right, we gotta do that
episode. Yeah, we still have to do that episode about the fucking is
coming out this year. No, no, next year, next year.
Let's say what the fuck my friends are working on it. Hadn't hear anything
about that? No, no, no, yeah, it's next year.
It's next year for sure. Anyway, guy Avy, something funny and topical
going to model the women in Bather's Gate be built like Ivy from Soul Caliber.
All my women are name, all of them. I mean, that's
requirement. It's it's it's it was like, this game's made for me.
I don't even need Actually, you know, it's crazy. It actually disadvantage,
like because because I had the scale mail for a while and it was
just like giving me like fucking complete shit rolls. I was like, fuck
this, I'm just gonna go and naked, and I did without the fucking
armor on. So it's it's almost like my shadow Heart my Carlac are lactating
Bro's fire. Yea almost. So here's the thing. I almost moded Bigger
Tits because it's available. So the reason I didn't do it. No,
So I took a screenshot from the Nexus mod and I'm like, oh,
this is awesome. The thing is though, and I don't know how to
get around this just yet because people have patches for converting from the early access
to the new game and whatever. It didn't work for me and lost it
gave me. I couldn't play the game it's like you need to remove every
mod anything that's even before you can continue it. And it took me fucking
forever to find every file that because it wasn't even a lot of files,
but the shit is between your app data and works common files. It pissed
me off so much, dude. This is why on ironically, this is
why I don't like moden games anymore, because like I did that with the
mass Chief collection because I did some some custom mods in there to do something
and then it fucked my controls like entirely, and like it would it straight
up like wouldn't let me like zoom in just the way that. And they
were like you have to get rid of it, and I was like yeah,
and you have to get rid of like and it's there's always one thing
here and one thing there, and one thing there and one thing there.
And it's like, I don't this was such a nightmare. It says,
oh, your games on this fine, Like all right, cool? Opening
up? Do you see no game game? You just see like like a
little thing that's like the game is here, I'm just not going to show
And it's like, why are you not showing me? Bro? Why are
you not showing me this helped me help me remember I remember what it was.
It was a ray tracing mod, like I wanted to see what Halo
three would look like ray tracing. It fucked up everything. And then when
I killed and then when I deleted it, when I deleted it and downloaded
it again, it redownloaded the fucking mod so like it she ruined it,
Like, yeah, it just sinked, like the file sinc for s.
I don't know how the fuck it happened, but like I was like,
oh my god, this is so horrible. So I had to, like
I spent like an entire three days going through the files and trying to figure
out, like just to get it playable again. It took me. It
took me the night too. I was so excited to play Balder's Gate and
then it took me the night to find the file finally because it was especially
there's there's a log to help you say, there is this mini files that
shouldn't be there, and it's like I got rid of all these files,
so what the fuck are you talking about? But yeah, so at the
very end of the night, I finally found this one fucking file that supposedly
was supposed to be in the common folder where your game data is, but
it was in the app folder, where it's like the local shit, and
it didn't say it was gonna be in there, and it drove me anyway
insane too with like Premiere does that same thing too, where like you have
to clear the media cash otherwise it'll fit. Never mind, we're getting it.
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