WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.240 --> 00:00:08.119 I've been selling my hole sucking all day, love the time house for being 2 00:00:08.199 --> 00:00:23.559 real gay. Hey, look you'll get me. That's the Dawn sets the 3 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:28.719 violent pussy bandage stocks for his prey. You know how, like you know 4 00:00:28.719 --> 00:00:35.200 how like So Caliber, it's also wild. The hero begins the venture at 5 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:37.359 the end of his journey, and it's like, what do you played the 6 00:00:37.479 --> 00:00:40.359 story? He played the way where pay story? That would just be when 7 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:44.560 a fight would start, a fight would start, would just starts setting the 8 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:49.840 tone. You do some mythicals. Give me some like real crazy fantasy music, 9 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:54.600 and then some new it's about to get blasted real good. What's fucking 10 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:57.479 insane? I've played a lot of So Caliber. I have never heard that 11 00:00:57.520 --> 00:01:03.280 in my life. That is easiest things dreams asked. I would skip past 12 00:01:03.319 --> 00:01:07.079 it every single time, like you would just fucking like and then just start 13 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:11.040 fighting. Yeah, how do you experience That's such an iconic experience of that 14 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:15.040 game, that's like playing that's like playing freaking dead on live and never seeing 15 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:19.079 titties jiggle. It's like, how did you play that game? How did 16 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.519 you play that game? Then? Somehow, because that play you just turned 17 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:25.599 off the titty physics you were like, fuck, I'm here for that. 18 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:29.680 Oh that hurts. That even hurts just hearing that. Do you think there 19 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:32.319 are people with like a phobia of titties? Like you know how there's like 20 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:36.079 a like a you know, there's like a rack neophobia filters and video games 21 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:41.000 that make spiders into big circles. That's right, that's that's real. Actually, 22 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:47.000 yeah, I've never I didn't know if if there if there are spiders 23 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:49.640 in a game and they're like like I specifically remember it was in Grounded, 24 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:53.120 that Obsidian game where you played like it was like honey, I shrunk the 25 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:56.480 kid's style and you were like in the backyard and everything was giant, you 26 00:01:56.519 --> 00:01:59.920 were fighting bugs. Spiders would turn it, they would There was a filter 27 00:02:00.079 --> 00:02:04.879 to turn the spiders into big like circles basically like big spheres. Because it 28 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:07.879 freaks people out that much, I'm so switch is weird to me? That's 29 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:12.439 yeah. First of all, it's a way too scary. It's it's a 30 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.680 spider. It's a it's a spider coming at you that's ten like six stories 31 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:21.240 high. It should be unsettling. Like I feel like it defeats the purpose 32 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:23.840 of even having having it in the game. I understand phobias, right, 33 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:28.439 Phobias are illogical. That's the point of the phobia part. They're just irrational. 34 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:30.639 Well, no, that's what it means. It means irrational fear. 35 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:31.759 I know, I understand what I understand. That's what that means. But 36 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:36.479 it's also like, deal with it. I mean it's a video game. 37 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:38.960 No, you definitely have to deal with it. Yeah, I wouldn't. 38 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:40.599 Look, it's just like that. That would be like that would be like 39 00:02:40.599 --> 00:02:44.759 if they put trigger warnings in the Last of Us before things were about to 40 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:46.919 happen. No, no, no sign up for this experience, but look 41 00:02:47.039 --> 00:02:52.840 like like no, Like I have a phobia, so I'm trying to like 42 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:55.800 middle ground. But my phobia is like yeah, no homophobia ocean No, 43 00:02:55.919 --> 00:03:00.599 no homophobia. Yeah, we know, we know why. Also being homosexual, 44 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:09.120 I have so exist in a very weird in between space. You don't 45 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:12.840 have a phobia of the ocean, Dude, you don't have a phobia. 46 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.919 I can't do depoceans. I can't do it. I can't go. But 47 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:17.840 that's like no, no, no, But like you can't do what I 48 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:23.439 can't do cruises. Okay, let me let me hold on. I'm confused 49 00:03:23.439 --> 00:03:28.680 by this, so because I would say that I wouldn't want to be on 50 00:03:28.719 --> 00:03:30.159 a on a boat either in the middle of the ocean, I wouldn't I 51 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:35.960 would definitely not want to do that because I understand logically that it's not a 52 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:39.319 place for me to be. A person should not be like around the middle 53 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:43.080 of the ocean. They just shouldn't be there. But that's why I would 54 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:45.560 be afraid of the ocean. But I could still if I found myself on 55 00:03:45.599 --> 00:03:46.000 a boat in the middle of the ocean, I'll be like, well, 56 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:50.120 I guess i'm here. That sucks. If I would deal with it. 57 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:53.840 If I would woke up on a if I woke up on like my bed 58 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:55.759 in the middle of the ocean, I would die out of fear. I 59 00:03:55.800 --> 00:04:00.199 would get so scared I would die. I'm like, and I would Your 60 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:02.520 bed is different, you're bet is different than your bed's different than a boat. 61 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:06.560 Okay, if I woke up on like a diggie in the middle of 62 00:04:06.599 --> 00:04:10.080 the ocean, I'll die as well. What about a ship, imagine what 63 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:12.759 about a ship? A ship, I would be I would there be people 64 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:14.800 for me to talk to, so I could be I'd be like having an 65 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:16.720 episode while people are around, because if there's no people, I'm not having 66 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:18.839 an episode. But if there are people around them, have a fucking full 67 00:04:18.879 --> 00:04:24.040 on meltdown. Can you imagine playing a prank on somebody, he being like, 68 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:26.279 Yo, this is gonna be hilarious. We're gonna roofy our friend, 69 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:29.560 and we're gonna take his mattress. We're gonna we're gonna wait for gona go 70 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.240 to sleep. We're gonna drag his mattress into the middle of the Pacific Ocean 71 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:39.279 and leave him there. That's so not funny. That is entirely not it's 72 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:45.439 hilarious. It's hilarious good but super like what kind of friends do you have? 73 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:48.720 Oh yeah, dude like me, first of all, incredibly incredibly rich 74 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:55.079 friends. Yeah, something like that. To do that, you'd have enough 75 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:58.759 money to just how about Also, we rufy him a couple of times, 76 00:04:58.839 --> 00:05:00.600 keep him under, keep him stated, and then we put you in a 77 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:05.480 submersible, and then and then like fucking wake up, wake up. Next 78 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:11.839 in the Titanic, you wake up in a tin can under the ocean. 79 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:19.720 There's there's there's a there's like fourteen Logitech controllers like sitting next to you, 80 00:05:19.759 --> 00:05:23.120 and you have to guess which one is the right one. That is. 81 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:26.480 Stuff like that is just you know, it's crazy because I can see people 82 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:30.600 becoming so desensitized that they like that could happen eventually. That's what terrifies me, 83 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:36.680 Like someone being so fucking in table understanding okay from not okay, they'd 84 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:41.879 be like it was a joke, and it's like, dude in a position 85 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:45.480 if you hear about arsha, if you're doing that shit, No, wait, 86 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:49.160 what do you know? That fucking unfunny? Well, I mean a 87 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:53.160 lot of Burt Kreischer. Do you know the comedian Burt Krisher. Oh yeah, 88 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:57.560 no, he just takes his shirt off and he's like disgusting fat Yeah, 89 00:05:57.720 --> 00:06:03.399 he's white dude, white dude bert Yeah yeah, okay, so you 90 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:08.279 know who he is. He's like he's like Joe Rogan sometimes like yeah, 91 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.920 yeah, he's friends that they used to do the competitions. He's dude, 92 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:14.199 he's one of the most disgusting human beings ever, just from like hearing shit 93 00:06:14.279 --> 00:06:15.959 that he's done. It's but anyway, really, I don't know, I 94 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:20.120 don't know. I don't know half of that lower honestly, So I listened 95 00:06:20.120 --> 00:06:24.480 to uh, every well every once in a while to catch episodes of his 96 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:28.519 podcast Two Bears One Cave with Tom Sakura, and they'd have these fucking crazy 97 00:06:28.560 --> 00:06:31.560 stories with just him. Just okay, First of all, he bathes in 98 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:35.680 his pool. He doesn't actually shower. He just goes in his pool, 99 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:41.920 takes a bar soap, and then he's good. Uh he sometimes he before 100 00:06:41.959 --> 00:06:44.879 I guess he was like, oh there must be two. There must be 101 00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:47.560 something too, wiping your ass with your own hand because other cultures do it. 102 00:06:47.759 --> 00:06:51.279 So for a while he was doing that shit. He also, and 103 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:54.879 this is the one that just disturbs me the most. He cuts his toe 104 00:06:54.959 --> 00:06:59.800 nails. Then he gets tape, scotch tape, picks it up with scotch 105 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:03.759 tape, and then tapes it under his coffee table. That's why would that? 106 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:10.279 Wait? Is this? Hold on? Is he are these jokes? 107 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:13.079 He's a comedian? Right? No? No, no, he is. 108 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:17.879 His wife corroborates how fucking disgusting he is. He just like he also always 109 00:07:17.879 --> 00:07:21.160 has this like film on him because I don't think he actually washes the dead 110 00:07:21.199 --> 00:07:28.319 skin off of him, Like he's just like like he just always looks gross, 111 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:30.639 And I like, I'm like, this guy, is you can tell 112 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:38.319 he's disgusting again. Bert. It's it's like when you feel like it before. 113 00:07:38.639 --> 00:07:40.959 It's like when you get what is it when you when you would use 114 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:46.879 glue in elementary school and you would peel it off your fingers. I love 115 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:51.160 doing that, But you love doing that. I used to love. I 116 00:07:51.199 --> 00:07:55.959 like it. I like it. I can't remember the last time I've been 117 00:07:56.000 --> 00:08:00.879 around glue enough to I would imagine, honestly that if I was using gluiss 118 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.439 regularly as I as I noticed when I was a child, that I would 119 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:07.319 enjoy. I would still enjoy the feeling. Still do it what we're trying 120 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:09.480 to come You think it would have the same property you think it would. 121 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:13.120 I don't think so. I don't think. I don't same Okay, I 122 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:18.839 fink it's just sort of like I feel like into like a powder almost like 123 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:20.360 I don't. I don't think it. I think it dries into like a 124 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:24.560 layer, absorbs into women's skim. That's why I shoot it on their faces. 125 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:28.600 It absorbs into their skin and it tightens their face. Yeah, alright, 126 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:33.000 anyway that out of the way. Hold on, hold on, hold 127 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:35.919 on, I don't there's gonna be people that would be very angry that I 128 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:39.519 didn't finish where I was going, just because you know, we have a 129 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:41.960 lot of we have a lot of people on the spectrum listening to it shouts 130 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:48.200 out, all it was gonna we're talking about horrible friends. Ari Shaffer, 131 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:52.639 you know that guy, amazing racist. Yeah. Yeah, So this guy's 132 00:08:52.720 --> 00:08:58.679 genuinely he's one of those people that I genuinely when you hear people like, 133 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:01.440 oh, should be canceled and you're like, God's dumb. This is one 134 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:03.200 guy. I'm like, why is this guy still around and ship? Because 135 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:07.480 yeah, dude, he fucking he did a podcast. He did a podcast, 136 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:11.799 Bert's podcast, and he fucking roofied him. He gave well, he 137 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:13.399 he dosed him. He gave him not roof, he gave him molly. 138 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:16.879 He at it. So he does his podcast at his house, burt So, 139 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:20.840 his family's home. He needs to catch a flight in an hour, 140 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:26.360 and he fucking just just gives them fucking molly and he's freaking out and then 141 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:30.120 he goes on his plane. He just has panic attacks on his plane. 142 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:35.559 He's he's not he's banned to he's banned from the house. Everyone was mad 143 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:43.679 at everyone was that he's literally not a friend, and it's like one of 144 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:48.120 the few rules. Don't ready they forgave him though, which is insane. 145 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:52.320 They were all mad because they talked about it on a podcast, on Dan's 146 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:56.600 podcast, and Ari's a fucking psychopath defending himself like it was no big deal, 147 00:09:56.600 --> 00:09:58.919 it was a joke, it was funny and uh. And then here's 148 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:01.639 another thing that already did. It's not as bad, not nearly as bad, 149 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:05.000 but it's still just psychic, psychotic shit. He went to he was 150 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:11.919 at Joe Rogan studio and already didn't know that there was video cameras in the 151 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:16.000 hallways, and so he already says, I'm just I'm gonna go take a 152 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:18.519 piss or whatever, and he literally goes out to the hallway and starts pissing 153 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:24.279 in the hallway, and then Joe gets a text from his security when when 154 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:26.919 al comes back and he's like, alright, what the fuck are you doing? 155 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:30.879 Why are you pissing the hallway? And then Already reacts being mad that 156 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:35.840 why would you have cameras in your hallway? I'm like, this guy's insane, 157 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:39.639 This guy's he's the kind of guy that you don't invite him to parties 158 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:43.639 at your house, no other people's house, and it's like, oh yeah, 159 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:46.000 he's party going on. That's not at my house. You should come 160 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:56.240 by. But so so he Bert Kreischer was so yeah, yeah in his 161 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:58.799 house. He was dosed in his own house, and he was freaking out. 162 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.960 He's never done that ship before, and he's like, I gotta catch 163 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:05.159 a flight. So he just has full on pack text while I think, 164 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:11.399 yeah, I'm gonna look, look that's that's look here we go. Okay, 165 00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:15.919 hold on hot, that's really bad. I would never do that to 166 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:20.480 a friend of mine. But that is fucking hysterical. That's funny. It 167 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:24.399 is. That is funny. It is funny to everybody else, you know, 168 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:26.720 Like I would imagine internally between you and the person you do it too, 169 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:33.480 it's gonna be really unfunny. Really notting Bert. That happening to Bert 170 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:35.840 Kreischer is fucking hilarious. Yeah, exactly, It's what I mean. It's 171 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:39.759 like his skin is like extra red, like more red than it usually is, 172 00:11:39.360 --> 00:11:43.360 and he's like the idea of think somebody in general is so not okay. 173 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:48.480 It's like some drugs. To anybody, even like people you don't like, 174 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:52.720 is insane enough. But to like someone who you consider a friend is 175 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:58.399 the though man. Comedians just like disrespect each other's boundaries like crazy. It's 176 00:11:58.600 --> 00:12:03.000 really not cool at all, but like, yeah, never, I've never 177 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:09.320 I've never respected the stand up comedy scene for those reasons, dude. There 178 00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:15.919 is the fact that, let's say, all the LA comics that most of 179 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:20.360 them aren't in jail for assaulting women is a miracle because they've all told stories 180 00:12:20.639 --> 00:12:24.320 saying some of the worship that they've done, and they all like it was 181 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:28.480 all funny. Stuff has surfaced and then they all said, oh, it's 182 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:31.559 just jokes, and I'm like, we know it's not jokes. People that 183 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.519 are in the comedy scene, people surrounded by it, or even just the 184 00:12:33.759 --> 00:12:37.559 somewhat adjacent to it, know that this is They think being a degenerate is 185 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:41.799 fucking hilarious. What's that guy? Brian Callen is like one of the biggest 186 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:46.720 offenders and he's just like, I didn't do nothing, and there's like fucking 187 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:50.399 just clips, clips and clips of him being like, oh, you know, 188 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:56.039 my favorite I just made My favorite one was what is it Christallia learning 189 00:12:56.080 --> 00:13:01.080 that you could save snapchats? Did you see that? That is a fan 190 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:05.879 of Christ because Christ because CHRISTI lea got I can't even remember what the reason 191 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:07.840 was at this point. I don't really honestly, I don't really care. 192 00:13:09.039 --> 00:13:15.039 He he he he hooked up with a lot of underage girls. Oh did 193 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:18.960 he actually yeah, there's yeah, yeah, so that happened. Yeah, 194 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:22.440 okay, so that happened. And he was like he was he was talking 195 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:26.919 to them through Snapchat or whatever, and he's on a podcast and like he's 196 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:30.600 just talking and like and somebody brings up the fact I can't remember what the 197 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:31.840 reason was, but he brings up the fact that like, oh yeah, 198 00:13:31.879 --> 00:13:35.279 the Snapchat dms leaked and he was like, wait, but how could snapchat 199 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:37.039 DM's lead. Don't they delete? It was like, oh, well, 200 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:41.679 you could screenshot him and save him. And he was he's just looking around 201 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:45.480 like, oh, you see a panic. It's it's like it's like it's 202 00:13:45.480 --> 00:13:48.120 like face, It's like, yeah, it's a quiet panic. It's very 203 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:52.320 funny. It's like a very funny video. The amount of stuff floating out. 204 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.240 He's like, oh my god, all the shit that I've sin And 205 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:01.240 yeah, man, there was a dude during that all that Controversey see long 206 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:05.960 story short, there was like two stories maybe that weren't true. And then 207 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:07.120 his fans were like, good enough for me, But I'm like, what 208 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:11.360 about the other dozens of women that have said shit? And then just about 209 00:14:11.399 --> 00:14:16.399 five six months ago, maybe seven at this point, uh, some people 210 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:20.919 like this one guy made a really good documentary and he actually started doing some 211 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:24.039 like investigations with like some of his victims and shit. And then he has 212 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:28.679 all of this fucking behind the scenes audio. He has so much shit that 213 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:31.879 I'm like, I don't even know how this guy isn't in prison. It's 214 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:35.240 it's one of the it's I guess it could be kind of like a Jared 215 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:39.759 Fogel thing where it took a long time, like that ship was collaborating you 216 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:43.919 know, do you know about that for a minute until they got him. 217 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:48.120 Bro. Yeah, he was fucking like I didn't even finished that documentary that 218 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:50.000 sit he's say, I didn't. I couldn't send it. I couldn't finish 219 00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:54.799 it. I got to the part where he started talking about like, uh, 220 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:56.360 like I think it was like a six year old boy in Thailand, 221 00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:58.279 and I couldn't finish. I was done, that was already. I was 222 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:03.159 all like, I'm I can't go sorry, Jared, I won't even need 223 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:07.440 a sandwich anymore. I don't need sandwiches. I don't make ever, but 224 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:13.519 now especially Yeah, just there's I can honestly, I could never not I 225 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:20.480 could never stop eating sandwiches future. To me, it's just everything. Everybody 226 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:24.639 loves sandwiches. It's not like it's just it's so convenient and it and the 227 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:28.159 great thing about sandwiches you can make a snack or you can make it a 228 00:15:28.159 --> 00:15:31.720 meal, depending on how much you're putting it. Yeah, it's perfect. 229 00:15:31.799 --> 00:15:35.960 It's like, honestly, like really underrated food, in my opinion, underrated. 230 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:41.200 They're they're probably underrated. I think that. How do you think? 231 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:46.919 Because people culture of them. Literally, that's not what under That's not what 232 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:50.240 fucking underrated means, jackass. They're very well represented, they're very well represented 233 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:54.679 and very high rated. People love sandwiches. God, never mind, never 234 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:58.200 mind. Yeah, find me somebody who's gonna put at the top of their 235 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:02.399 fucking oh top foods of all time sandwiches. Find me that. Find me 236 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:04.799 that. You know what, if you know it's always you know what sushi 237 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:07.639 talks like that, you're right, you're right. But if you bring up 238 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:11.240 sandwiches, people be like, ah, you know what, sandwiches are pretty 239 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:14.720 good. Everyone, everyone that has that stupid list, they won't say it. 240 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:18.200 They won't say it. That kind of sounds like the point of underrated. 241 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:19.279 No no no no no no no, no no no no. But 242 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:22.720 think of it like this, right, No one will say that first, 243 00:16:22.759 --> 00:16:23.519 right, but once you bring it up, they'll be like, you know, 244 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:27.759 you're right. The fact that no one will say first sound point that 245 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:30.879 no one will say it at first is the point. I'm gonna kill you. 246 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:33.519 Let's all right, let's move on. I love it. It's great. 247 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:37.159 God damn it, God Christ. Everyone will be like you are pretty 248 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:38.559 great. You know. I'll be like, yeah, you're right, because 249 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:41.159 you're stupid. I really want a sandwich. Actually, I want a sandwich 250 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:45.240 right now. I'm getting hungry actually thinking about him, So get a sandwich. 251 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:48.480 Hold on, before we move on to what I want to send you, 252 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:51.879 guys, so their I just wanted to see if you've seen this clip, 253 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.519 this guy has a where the fucking come on chat? There's something I 254 00:16:56.559 --> 00:16:57.519 want to talk about, but I don't know if you guys want to talk 255 00:16:57.519 --> 00:17:00.919 about it. But it's not I want to talk about this pretty crazy well, 256 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.159 I just want hold on, dude, I'm in the middle of the 257 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:08.039 so you need to this fucking I don't know if you've seen this hippie guy 258 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:14.799 that's on the tim cast literally have a fucking like a PTSD moment from it's 259 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:18.880 so funny. Oh yeah, I did see this. He's talking about the 260 00:17:18.920 --> 00:17:22.519 man we won't wear dirty masks on our faces or whatever. You see at 261 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:27.519 the end of his fucking he he looked shells up at it. He's literally 262 00:17:27.559 --> 00:17:32.079 like about to like fucking cry, and dude, it's crazy. I was 263 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:36.599 like, what is a grown ass man? This is a grown ass man 264 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:40.359 that just has a fucking literal panic attack over this, And I love it. 265 00:17:40.400 --> 00:17:45.319 I just love it only for the reason that these people always act like 266 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:48.720 they're super tough or they can't wait to fight the civil war or whatever the 267 00:17:48.799 --> 00:17:52.359 fuck. Yeah, and literally, well, if you just flung a mask 268 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:55.920 at them like a fucking slingshot, they would probably fucking have a heart attack. 269 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:59.000 They would vomit. They would vomit and sit and ship themselves. See 270 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:02.319 did you see that video? I don't We'll get back to this, We'll 271 00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:03.279 get back to this video. And it's like, did you see that video 272 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:07.640 of the of the kids sneaking up on that other kid in high school being 273 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:11.039 punching him in the head and then shifting his pants old though is not old 274 00:18:11.119 --> 00:18:15.920 video. I've never seen that video before. Old but it's funny. Fu 275 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:22.920 Yeah his pants kingson? Do you have that video? Do you have that? 276 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:26.559 Give me a second, you put it, throw it in the chat. 277 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:30.279 It is absolutely worth being in this episode because like I can't, I 278 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:36.039 can't explain to you how embarrassing it would be for YouTube. Imagine you are 279 00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:38.480 in high school, right, your entire world is that school. Basically, 280 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:44.519 yeah, you sneak up punch him with yeah, what here? It is 281 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:48.880 literally the worst thing that can happen to you as a kid. It's so 282 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:52.720 bad. It's so bad because it's not even the person who gets snuck up 283 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:55.440 on the chits his pants. It's the guy who is on the offensive. 284 00:18:56.519 --> 00:19:04.559 It's so fucking embarrassing. You just see that spot on his pants expanding. 285 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:10.759 It's crazy. This is a crazy fight. It is a crazy fight. 286 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:18.079 What the fuck dude? You see that his pants? And ever any of 287 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:26.599 the videos like he shit his pants? Oh no way, this is this 288 00:19:26.680 --> 00:19:33.680 is this is relatively new. This fight is months ago, months ago, 289 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:38.200 months ago months. It's not like crocs on. He's got crocs on. 290 00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:41.640 This is new I mean, yes, this new era stuff. Yes, 291 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:48.480 yes, old internet old. I love the idea. This is like like 292 00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:52.039 imagine, imagine you're a sniper in the in the fucking military. You kill 293 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:55.279 somebody from like eight miles away, and then you shit your pants. Like 294 00:19:55.319 --> 00:19:59.160 it's just like the idea of being the idea of having all the advantage in 295 00:19:59.160 --> 00:20:02.519 a fight and then oh, shitting yourself. It's hysterical. And he's like 296 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:06.440 one of those good old boys too. He's got the backwards hat that probably 297 00:20:06.559 --> 00:20:08.559 has probably a punisher logo. I can't tell he's got that. You know, 298 00:20:08.599 --> 00:20:15.160 he's got the fucking wrangler jeans on and he just he like some trips 299 00:20:15.559 --> 00:20:21.359 before he like he has dude, he I don't even understand this. I'm 300 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:25.279 like rewinding it and he's trying to punch his face. Now. The kid, 301 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:27.119 I don't know if he knows how to fight, but he fucking he 302 00:20:27.119 --> 00:20:30.680 he actually just he rolls with the punch, which is really cool. When 303 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:34.880 he goes in for the fucking left hook, he's like already falling, Like 304 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:38.519 I don't even understand what's happening. I don't even know this. He just 305 00:20:38.599 --> 00:20:41.599 I don't know. And then and then this is a pretty good fight, 306 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:44.440 though I was I was expecting to just be like a good fight. That 307 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:48.519 other kid with the curly hair was just fending him off. He was just 308 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:52.000 fending at one point. Look at one point that the kid that you know, 309 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.319 the good old boys pants are all duded up. He's slipping on his 310 00:20:56.359 --> 00:21:00.720 ship or something. And then the kid with the gray is now working is 311 00:21:00.799 --> 00:21:03.759 he's fucking bounding him while he's against the wall. And now this kid is 312 00:21:03.880 --> 00:21:07.519 uh, the dude who is sprawling. That's all he can do. He 313 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:11.319 can't do anything else. He's just sprawling. So he probably wrestles, but 314 00:21:11.359 --> 00:21:15.160 he's shittys fucked literally and figuratively. And uh, Crocs is doing work. 315 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:22.799 Man. This is the thing. Look, you have to move. You 316 00:21:22.839 --> 00:21:26.880 have to move, You have to change on the leave yourself. You gotta 317 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:29.720 beat the person that you if you shit yourself, you have to beat the 318 00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:34.000 person you're fighting so bad that the shitting yourself isn't the craziest thing. You 319 00:21:34.079 --> 00:21:37.480 gotta beat that guy into a comato state, so you have This is the 320 00:21:37.519 --> 00:21:40.720 only way. The only way, no, no, the only way you 321 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:44.720 redeem yourself is you become crazy and dangerous. But when you shop yourself, 322 00:21:44.839 --> 00:21:47.880 you put your hands down your pants and you throw it at him. That 323 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:51.079 that will everyone will make you. Fucking He did that on purpose. He 324 00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:53.839 was so mad that he shit himself to throw his shit at him. That 325 00:21:55.640 --> 00:22:02.039 fucking that Hey Arnold episode where like where Man is a Hay Arnoldarnold episode where 326 00:22:02.039 --> 00:22:03.200 people threatened to beat him up. He's like, he's about to get into 327 00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:07.200 a fight after school, but then he just like acts insane and then I 328 00:22:07.240 --> 00:22:10.759 remember that he was like, I'm crazy, and it's like I think it's 329 00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:17.400 like James Brown literally in the episode, and it's like and noo sh exactly. 330 00:22:17.480 --> 00:22:18.640 Yeah, he's like, whoa, you're crazy. Man. In real 331 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:22.200 life, he would have gotten twice kicked out of him and he would have 332 00:22:22.200 --> 00:22:25.480 gotten shot. Probably. He would have be like, what's this? This 333 00:22:25.559 --> 00:22:29.640 guy's this guy's a threat to me now because I can't predict his movements. 334 00:22:29.720 --> 00:22:34.559 Fifth graders with a fucking gun happens. Man, go to Brazil, Bro, 335 00:22:34.839 --> 00:22:38.440 You'll find fifth graders with guns, and you'll find fifth graders that lead 336 00:22:38.559 --> 00:22:45.240 gangs. Bro, it's probably pretty kid. Where where go to Pokepsie, 337 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:52.640 New York, You'll find you find eight year olds with school after school. 338 00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:56.279 It wasn't that crazy. The middle school was getting there. No man, 339 00:22:56.319 --> 00:23:00.480 that it was Chris. I went to school. It was I understand, 340 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:03.200 But like I knew a kid that brought eight grenades into that school and went 341 00:23:03.240 --> 00:23:07.799 home. That's not true. Is true? It is true people would bring 342 00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:14.000 guns to school. Though people would bring guns grenades. He was juggling grenades 343 00:23:14.039 --> 00:23:18.839 in the bathroom and he was a little show. I remember this one day. 344 00:23:18.559 --> 00:23:22.119 This is insane. This was insane thing. I remember one day some 345 00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:25.279 kids said I'm gonna punch a teacher in the face after school, and we 346 00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:30.000 thought it was a joke. And after he punched a teacher in the face 347 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:33.359 and he was like a seventeen year old kid thought he was tough, and 348 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:37.720 his teacher was this grown ass man, jacked ass dude. He punched in 349 00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:42.000 the face and the teacher proceeded to beat the dog shit out of that kid. 350 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:45.640 And I'm like, why would he do that? I was like, 351 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:49.960 why would he do Like? Like I like, I think these kids, 352 00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:52.720 they're like I'm in the streets, I'm tough. It's like, yes, 353 00:23:53.279 --> 00:24:00.480 can care to other kids. You are teaching kids generally think that they're like 354 00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:06.279 invincible, and the most like yeah, they just general, yeah, you 355 00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:08.160 can't do nothing. I have a kid, you can't do shit to me. 356 00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:14.440 And then he just sucking thrown into the stratosphere by on sixteen times your 357 00:24:14.480 --> 00:24:17.319 size. It's insane, dude. I remember it was all the time. 358 00:24:17.359 --> 00:24:18.559 I was those like the tough kids. I remember this. This is one 359 00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:22.039 of my most terrifying moments ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. 360 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.759 I was. I was in the grade kid no, no, no, 361 00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:26.200 I was in third grade. I was in third grade and I fought this 362 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:30.240 MS thirteen kid. One of my cousins was friends of this dude that was 363 00:24:30.359 --> 00:24:33.359 MS thirteen. He was like it was I was like maybe like twelve, 364 00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:37.599 he was like fifteen. I fought his younger brother. I beat him up. 365 00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:41.279 When I went back to visit the Bronx when I was like eighteen years 366 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:45.880 old, I saw the kid again, tattoos on his face, tatted up 367 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:51.519 crazy, clearly concealing something on his hip. I was saw him by my 368 00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:53.920 building and I kid, you not. My heart sank because I was like, 369 00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:57.079 oh, I'm gonna die. Now he's gonna remember I fought him and 370 00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:03.240 he's gonna kill me. I went over there on hand. Did he did 371 00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:07.000 he kill you? Nah, he didn't kill me. He didn't kill me. 372 00:25:07.559 --> 00:25:11.640 Spoiler he didn't spoiler alert. I can't believe he didn't kill you. 373 00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:14.759 That's he actually apologized for. He was like, I was just being a 374 00:25:14.799 --> 00:25:17.359 dumb kid. Like I'm sorry, man, Like I'm just being a dumb 375 00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:19.160 kid. And he because he because his brother made fun of it, because 376 00:25:19.160 --> 00:25:22.519 he started to fight and he got beat up, and plus his brother was 377 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:26.319 cool with my cousin, so luckily that's the only reason why. And we 378 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:29.559 actually ended up chilling to eating pizza with each other that whole day. Really 379 00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:36.160 cool dude. Definitely probably in jail now, Yeah, he's definitely in jailer 380 00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:44.079 dead. Those Southy dudes are crazy, man. He was. I was 381 00:25:44.119 --> 00:25:47.000 like, he's got a gun on his hip. I can tell because my 382 00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:51.119 instincts are making me trying to take me run. So that's the next him 383 00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:56.240 and I was just scared. So before we continue on today, right, 384 00:25:56.319 --> 00:25:59.559 yeah, I do. I do want to point out our patron's doing super 385 00:25:59.559 --> 00:26:00.880 well. If you want to jump over onto the to a pitch on the 386 00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:03.359 comp slash the Snark Tank. We got a bunch of shit over there, 387 00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:07.519 a bunch of extra AMMO episodes coming. We're doing all sorts of shit over 388 00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:11.319 there, and it's really cool to have all that support. Also, I 389 00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:18.839 want to point out that I have not made I have not been making the 390 00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.559 thumbnails for this for this show for quite a long time. I just want 391 00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:26.839 to get that out there, and so I haven't. So I don't know 392 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:30.640 what the thumbnails are going to be until I basically see them show up on 393 00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:37.240 my YouTube for you page. And the last episode, I'm not even kidding. 394 00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:41.440 I was it was like I was in a car accident. I couldn't 395 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:45.799 I was thrown clear of the room. I was like, I can't believe 396 00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:48.880 that. First of all, I can't believe we're allowed to do these, 397 00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:55.799 but I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that. I just want to 398 00:26:55.880 --> 00:27:00.119 I want I want everybody to give Derek his dues because the thumbnails have and 399 00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:04.839 just so fucking outlandish. They've been really out of it for a wildly, 400 00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:10.160 really out of pocket. Man. It's the only thing that I enjoy about 401 00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:14.160 doing, like the editing process or whatever. Yeah, we truly get to 402 00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:18.680 be creative and let me just think of something like that bub thing. We 403 00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:22.519 came to the conclusion of like it wasn't a big fucking deal. So I'm 404 00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:26.319 like, well, let me make it a big deal. This is what 405 00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:30.039 people were the way that the way that people were acting is like that, 406 00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:36.400 that's what look like that shit and I just love looking at it. My 407 00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:38.200 favorite, my favorite one, My favorite one recently is the one of h 408 00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:45.279 al Bundy holding a gun up to uh. I think that one is no. 409 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:52.359 The Boulders Gay one is fucking hilarious too, is longer than his upper 410 00:27:52.440 --> 00:27:56.960 body. Bro. It's good. It's it's some good, it's some good 411 00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.559 thumbnail. I just want to I just want to shows some appreciation for Derek's 412 00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:03.480 art here because I am consistently, like every week I see it on my 413 00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:10.720 fucking television and it blows my fucking mind every time I see it because I'm 414 00:28:10.759 --> 00:28:14.480 like, what was that episode about? Oh I remember, okay, yeah, 415 00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:22.000 fucking vat. I really like the that fucking the submersible one because Sweeney, 416 00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:26.519 you brought up that fucking Edd and eddything and it was just it was 417 00:28:26.599 --> 00:28:29.319 so perfect. I was like, this is this is great? Like I 418 00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:30.720 don't even need to search for anything. I don't know what I need to 419 00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:38.079 use. Yeah, it's pretty uh bro him oppitude, him holding a gun 420 00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:44.759 on her so funny, dude, the freaking what you call across the the 421 00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:51.240 yo Machino birds. Yeah, they're all there, they're all They're all very 422 00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:56.240 good. It's nuts. But the autistic guy from The Good Doctor as link 423 00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:02.960 link what was we had some we had some stuff to specifically talk about today, 424 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:03.920 right, Like there was like a specific thing that me and Derek were 425 00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:10.960 talking about before. But oh, oh fucking Oliver, Oliver Anthony the uh 426 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:19.920 oh the rich Man for rich Man. So so we touched on this a 427 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:22.640 little bit on the last episode. But I didn't I haven't. I didn't 428 00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:30.000 actually see the song about it. We like very like it was barely even. 429 00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.519 I don't think it was even really like it was maybe like a minute 430 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:37.400 long the conversation because I hadn't seen it yet. Uh, and I got 431 00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.920 I've gotten around to seeing it, and the internet has gotten around to a 432 00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:44.680 lot of things he put out, like some other song. I don't know. 433 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.559 It's it's not earliest did you hear it? It's not Yeah, it's 434 00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:52.920 not it's not it's yeah, the first one's clearly better like the first like 435 00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:56.720 like just chord progression wise, even though it is just E minor cg D 436 00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:03.319 like every fucking song is uh. But but you know it's the second ones 437 00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:07.759 whatever. But like I see, we've seen a lot of kind of conservatives 438 00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:10.880 kind of turning on him because he was he was caught. We're not caught. 439 00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:15.200 It wasn't like it wasn't like a thing. No, No, he 440 00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:19.599 wasn't caught like gang or anything. He was he was gaging. He was 441 00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:26.559 he was giving some interview on the street where somebody was like kind of just 442 00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.279 talking to him, and he's talking and he doesn't have an accent, which 443 00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.039 is like a big red flag for those people because they really don't like it 444 00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:37.400 when you fake, oh na, hang away, hanging away and then you 445 00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.680 speak and then you speak and you're like, I believe that things should be 446 00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:44.160 nice. It's a very it's a very big red flag. But he was 447 00:30:44.160 --> 00:30:47.519 basically saying like, you know, oh, we shouldn't let our differences divide 448 00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:49.680 us, like that's America's a melting potton. That's great, you know, 449 00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:52.079 or something like that, like something to that effect, and everybody was like, 450 00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:59.599 oh, man walk, so he just said something not ignorant. They 451 00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:03.599 were like, yeah, honestly, honestly, even just even like when when 452 00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.920 I heard the original song, I was kind of confused about like what it 453 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:11.400 seemed to me a case of like the audience really kind of running with something 454 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:15.880 more than like because listening to that original song, it's like it's it's like 455 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:19.359 vaguely cringe a little bit, and there's a there's a weird thing specifically about 456 00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:26.599 like I don't know, the the fat people milk and welfare. When he's 457 00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:30.920 like not particularly skinny, you know, it's like that's a little weird. 458 00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:34.440 But like I thought the song was kind of tame, honestly, Like I 459 00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:37.920 feel like a lot of people were like projecting a lot of shit onto it. 460 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:41.359 So like I think a lot of people are upset that he probably isn't 461 00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:45.119 a white supremacist and also that he that he isn't you know what, I 462 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.079 feel like everybody's disappointed. I feel like there are people who are like really 463 00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:52.680 really really really really left who are disappointed that he's not as racist as they 464 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.599 thought he was, and who are really really far right who are upset that 465 00:31:56.680 --> 00:31:59.640 he isn't as racist as they want as they want him to be, you 466 00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.079 know what I mean, It's just like one of those situations. Yeah, 467 00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:07.160 but his accent was like, oh, this guy is seethingly raised racist and 468 00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:10.480 then nah, not really, his accent is so barely like he is from 469 00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:15.440 Virginia. But I know people from Virginia that don't sound like they're from fucking 470 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:20.680 Appalachia, you know, they like, yeah, yeah, they're just so 471 00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:24.279 he has like it maybe the slightest little of anything. But country is a 472 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:30.079 genre of music, and the people that sing country sing in that twang. 473 00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:32.519 That's kind of how it works. It's kind of it's just how it works. 474 00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:36.400 It's like when you're rapping. That's why we I make so much fun 475 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:39.559 of British hip hop because they don't assimilate. They do their thing and it 476 00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:43.400 sounds terrible, you know what I mean. Like, but you have like 477 00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:47.680 say, because here's the thing, there's there is a without these Southern black 478 00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:54.119 American accent. It hip hop sounds kind of weird outside of it. It's 479 00:32:54.200 --> 00:32:57.799 kind of like country if you were to do it, like say, I 480 00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:00.680 tried my best Oh oh, I did a gay parody of that song. 481 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:07.519 I tried like within within six hours. Basically, he fucking did this well 482 00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:10.559 as soon as I because I finally got when you tagged me in that thing. 483 00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:17.240 This was finally Uh, the signs were all. YouTube was like recommending 484 00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:22.960 me a clip of the former Cometown the Adam Freeland Show. They're talking about 485 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:27.359 it. Uh, somebody else was talking about Anthony Fantano. I saw it. 486 00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:30.599 I was like, Okay, YouTube wants me to watch this. So 487 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:35.079 I finally did, and then I finally see why people were mad, Like 488 00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:37.599 people on the left particularly that were oh, you were taking swipes at rich 489 00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:43.119 people, but then you're talking about fat welfare five four, and people were 490 00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:45.839 putting racial undertones on it by saying, oh, five four where they're supposed 491 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:50.759 to be Mexican, And then they were they were kind of putting things like 492 00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:53.519 the Richmond North the Richmond like, oh, a separation of the Confederacy, 493 00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:57.359 And I was thinking, no, isn't he doesn't isn't that Washington, DC 494 00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:00.160 or something? Yeah he's talking about he's talking about politicians. Yeah, he's 495 00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:02.440 talking about like DC and ship right, which is so misguided because the song 496 00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:05.599 is the song. The song is like kind of written in a tone where 497 00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:07.760 it's like I know what's up, and nobody else's like, you're this is 498 00:34:07.760 --> 00:34:14.519 exactly the kind of ship that they love going around. But it's yeah, 499 00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:17.920 it's just I would have been totally fine with the song if it's if the 500 00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.599 first verse it was just that the entire song, like that whole other ship 501 00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:28.119 where he's trying to welfare this and that just became stupid or even yeah, 502 00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:32.639 like I promise you some fat guy, uh, milking welfare is not the 503 00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:43.360 reason why you're rent is going up expansion drink. But you're right, you're 504 00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:45.880 you are right though that like you need that twang. Otherwise it's not country. 505 00:34:45.880 --> 00:34:50.119 It's just sort of like I don't even know like it like it's just 506 00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:57.239 just I guess acoustic. It's just kind of acoustic. It's just folk rock 507 00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:02.639 basically. With that, it's just fucking Mumford. Mumford and Sons goes hard 508 00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:07.400 though hard though I will never forgive you for saying that, but they have 509 00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:15.440 some of their songs bro that fucking that those those jingles man, those go 510 00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:17.159 go all right, fine, don't hang out behind the hobby and lobby and 511 00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:23.639 masturbate the fucking little lion man like you like like I know he's always yeah, 512 00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:28.880 okay, guys, guys, it's not there. There is a I 513 00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:30.599 never put this out because I was like, I don't know if this will 514 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:38.199 hit. But uh, there's a picture of Hitler with holding a banjo right 515 00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:42.159 like he's doing the salute, but somebody put a banjo in his hand, 516 00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:46.880 so look as he's playing the banjo. And around that time, the Mumford 517 00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:52.559 song song was popular and it was like I will wait, I will wait 518 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:58.480 for you whatever song, and so it immediately became I will guess, I 519 00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:06.880 will guess the I remember that, I remember that, I will get bro 520 00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:09.880 bro bro. When what you call it, when a little solo goal, 521 00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:14.480 when the freaking solo for the banjo goes on, it's kind of it's kind 522 00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:19.039 of good man. Look sonically it's good. I wouldn't have had any problem 523 00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:24.760 with them if they stayed off of my radio station. That was just basically, 524 00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:30.719 you know, system of a down fucking Nirvana, some newer ship. 525 00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:35.760 But then all of a sudden, they started playing Mumford and Sons started playing 526 00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:43.360 that song with the sweater song, It's cold what I'm saying. They started 527 00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:45.760 playing songs like that. No, I like that song. I actually liked 528 00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:49.920 that song, that sweater song or whatever. I forgot who I forgot it's 529 00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:55.159 that the chicks. She's some chickens. I forgot their names. Yeah whatever, 530 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:59.679 Like I'm saying whatever. They started playing deals vibes. They even started 531 00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:05.320 playing Rob Schneider's daughter has a band, and it started u yeah, Rob 532 00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:08.400 Snyder's daughter has a band. The neighborhood there, Oh, the neighborhood. 533 00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:13.360 That's right. Yeah they're dope too, but yeah, Rob Snyder's daughter. 534 00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:17.159 It started ending up. They started putting all of these indies style and folk 535 00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:22.400 and all this ship that I'm like, what what that was? Twelve man? 536 00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:27.880 I was twelve. It was like a weird It was like dirty pause 537 00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:31.320 and and like monsters and men and that stuff like it was very weird, 538 00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:37.320 very weird. I really like, I like, uh, the Black Keys. 539 00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:39.320 So I was like, all right, fair enough, that was fair 540 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:46.800 enough, dude, that fucking drummer he fucking cheated on Michelle Branch. Oh 541 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:51.199 yeah that's you imagine. Can you imagine that ship? Bro? That guy's 542 00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:58.239 don't know, I'm hideous shy. Google maybe google Michelle Branch so I can 543 00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:00.239 see if I can justify it. She he's better than him, at least 544 00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:06.480 Michelle brand Now definitely, Yeah, that's insane. You're insane, dude. 545 00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:09.320 Michel Branch is definitely better than that guy. Looks like that guy looks like 546 00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:15.880 every fucking nerd. He's just he's just he got looks drum a successful band. 547 00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:21.079 Oh black, Oh wow, yeah, dude, this guy, this 548 00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:25.760 guy looks Wow. This dude, I've never seen somebody looks this disproportunate. 549 00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:30.800 Bro. He looks he he looks like a character from a doctor's was book. 550 00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:35.119 He looks he looks like he looks like he looks like the guy that 551 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:37.159 was following Sam. I am who was following? Who was Sam? I 552 00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:42.440 am annoying the whole time? I don't remember name, what's his name? 553 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:46.000 Who was from a Google? Who was Sam? I am asking? Yeah, 554 00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:49.360 dude, you can't. You can't be doing that. Man, that's 555 00:38:49.360 --> 00:38:52.760 insane. Who was Sam? An idiot? Like anyway, I was just 556 00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:58.679 I was just kidding, But like, it's he looks like a guy I 557 00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:01.920 am she looks like together? Right, the one where they're together and you're 558 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:05.039 like, this is the one where he's like where he's outside of like a 559 00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:10.199 fight club or something. He has this black jacket on his his he's holding 560 00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:14.079 a drink, and she has a pink blazer on. Dude. The one 561 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:17.800 I'm looking at is is like an ET online article where it says Michelle Branch 562 00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:22.880 suspends divorce from Patrick Carney, working on marriage, and it's it's a photo 563 00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:29.119 of him like like a mono monochromatic Hawaiian kind of scratchy shirt outside of like 564 00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:32.880 some fight club at night, and he looks he looks like a swollen Napoleon 565 00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:39.400 dynamite. It's crazy. There's Michelle Blanch Asian. Branch Asian. Maybe maybe 566 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:44.719 she looks she definitely looks Asian, probably probably right, yeah, maybe, 567 00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:46.639 I don't know. She looks like a white girl version of Michelle Yo, 568 00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:50.599 if that makes any sense. She definitely looks like yeah, she probably has 569 00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.079 one Asian parent, like if you look it up, I'm sure right, 570 00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:55.159 honestly, like she I don't know, man, she she wrote too many 571 00:39:55.239 --> 00:39:59.000 bangers for you to do that. You can't you can't do that. And 572 00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:02.199 she's also like like bro, I mean, she's she's not fucking the She's 573 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:07.199 not Margot Robbie or whatever. She's always been there. You go, yeah, 574 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:10.599 there, you got perfect, but look at this fucking guy, like 575 00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:15.480 you don't like, what's what fucking ugly ass fucking people thinking that like, 576 00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:19.800 oh, once they've snagged like somebody, they're like, oh, I can 577 00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:22.239 pull I can pull one of these. I can I can pull an aid 578 00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.800 or whatever this fucking dumb ass scale and then all of a sudden just thinks 579 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:29.519 that, like you can just fuck like it's usually not that simple, but 580 00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:30.719 it's like, just don't cheat on people, man, just don't do that. 581 00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:38.159 I mean, but it's always more complicated than just like extra if you're 582 00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:42.320 a fucking hideous piece of shit. You never know, man, if you're 583 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:45.639 lucky enough to get in a like in a good relationship probably or whatever. 584 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:49.320 I don't I don't know, Michelle Branch, she might be fucking terrified. 585 00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:55.719 She might that that's that's the thing too, I don't know if your past 586 00:40:55.800 --> 00:41:00.400 here, here's the reality, here's the it's it's it's it's never just biable 587 00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:02.480 to do that, right, you know, so I just don't do it. 588 00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:06.280 It's really truely, I just want to to Michelle Branch. I just 589 00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:14.199 want to dunk on that dude, because everywhere, everyway, and you can 590 00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:19.480 Son has some slappers. No because muff I will Wait, it's a good 591 00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:23.920 song, bro, it's it's Look, here's what I'm saying. I don't 592 00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.920 really care if it's a good song because I don't like it. That's what. 593 00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:30.679 That's all I'm saying. That's all. It's literally all I'm saying. 594 00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:32.679 I don't like Mufford and suns. I don't like the way it sounds. 595 00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:37.360 I don't like that it was fucking everywhere for a long period of time. 596 00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:40.960 I don't like the soft sound of it, like it's it's it's not it's 597 00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:45.119 not interesting to me, you know, I want to hear something else. 598 00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:47.599 It's also not very catchy, so I think it's I think that's the opposite 599 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:52.039 of the truth. It is, in fact, extremely catchy. That's all 600 00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:59.480 it has really. In fact, it's very catchy. They covered Yeah we 601 00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:02.440 Got a Shot, my favorite. I love that song. Do We get 602 00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:09.519 here? I listen to the words, I say, Hey, the screens 603 00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:14.920 all sound the same. Wait, that's not them? Is that? That's? 604 00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:17.000 Yeah? Isn't it? No? No? Isn't that? Isn't that? 605 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:22.760 That's a little liman? Is that what I thought? That was? 606 00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:29.679 The that band with the with the female fronted Lady Antebella the truth. I 607 00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:36.679 lit something something body something safe. Yeah, I don't even know that. 608 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.679 You know when I heard that and men? You know what? I heard 609 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:44.400 that song? I was watching I went to I got invited to a Ron 610 00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:46.199 Paul rally. My buddy he was like, dude, we gotta go, 611 00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:50.000 and I was like, I'm like, I'm down to see this scene because 612 00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:52.280 he was like a rock star at the time. You're such a fucking asshole, 613 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:57.039 Kings. I'm exactly right, I'm exactly It's a little talks by fucking 614 00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:00.280 by fucking what is it? Monsters of monsters and oh real, guess what's 615 00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:04.760 wrong? Their name is of munsters and men. Yeah, I've never even 616 00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:07.000 I heard I heard that song before. It was like on the radio because 617 00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:10.920 some guy made a compilation of that Ron Paul event. I was like, 618 00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.079 I want to see this, and then that fucking song was playing. I 619 00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:17.159 was like, what the fuck is this song? It was so like skippy 620 00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:21.880 and happy and then there's just a bunch of piste off libertarians fucking in this 621 00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:25.719 like football stadium listening to Ron Paul, like, you know, talking about 622 00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:30.480 uh, I don't know, killing bitches and U states rights and ships. 623 00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:36.519 That song goes hard to. I mean, I remember being catchy. Remember, 624 00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:38.679 well they're all they're all dead now, so you know, it's gloss 625 00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:43.559 hards too radioactive bro. That era of music. I couldn't stand it because 626 00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:45.239 it was so I had this was this is what this era of music that 627 00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:49.679 our music was when I didn't have an eye appliance yet, right, I 628 00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:53.760 was seventeen. I didn't have my eye thing yet, right, So unfortunately, 629 00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:55.920 and also no, no, no, it was probably when I was 630 00:43:55.920 --> 00:44:00.400 like eighteen or nineteen and I was working at Duncan Donuts. And what happened 631 00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:05.920 is they play they play evissly at every store. They play hit music only, 632 00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:08.920 and I learned to appreciate that. I learned to appreciate it. I 633 00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:12.400 was like, all right, cool, this is the curse's musing my grands. 634 00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:15.559 It was the opposde for it's my grand listens to I'm an inter relationship. 635 00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:19.199 I gotta deal with this. I'm gonna see hear this all the time. 636 00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:21.480 And I just dealt with it. And then I got my iPhone and 637 00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:25.119 I stopped the thing to the radio, and for maybe three years, I 638 00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:29.719 did not know what music came out because I just listened to what I like. 639 00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:32.599 Even now, I'm still really detached from music because like right now I'm 640 00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:37.920 on like this Brazilian funk music, like like wave, where like I listened 641 00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:44.480 to like a bunch of Brazilian was doing the same. That's every Brazilian song 642 00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:47.480 has that beat in it and it goes by nannas. It's like like regatone. 643 00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:54.519 How it's the same thing Reggatone's changes somewhat. Brazilian funk doesn't really bro 644 00:44:54.599 --> 00:45:01.679 It's fired though exactly, but it would be fair. I think just Latin 645 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:06.639 music in general, because like even North Aniel music, it sounds exactly the 646 00:45:06.679 --> 00:45:09.159 same. The baseline is always the same. Latin music sounds like the kind 647 00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:22.480 of BANDA sounds like BANDA like they sound like their kind of music, and 648 00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:27.719 that's fine. That's how you do a genre. Yeah, oh, I'm 649 00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:30.840 definitely not. I've definitely not been listening to MyFord sounds lately. Yeah. 650 00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:34.320 One recommend I want to give to the listeners is, if you haven't heard 651 00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:37.719 it, Lost on You by LP, probably one of the only good songs 652 00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:44.480 that came out in that era of that indie kind of vibe. Some fucking 653 00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:47.039 I don't know, lesbian chick just pouring a heart out, great fucking song. 654 00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:51.320 Other than that, most of it's kind of mid Sorry guys, if 655 00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:55.719 you're like super into that shit, you're gay. Got a straight up sorry, 656 00:45:55.719 --> 00:46:00.800 I'm sorry so sore on the subject? Should we even should we mention 657 00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:06.039 the fact that because I'm thinking about the staggered release of like how the podcast 658 00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:12.000 works and how like this will be live by the time certain things that we 659 00:46:12.039 --> 00:46:15.639 are working on will be like, should we mention that at all? Mentioned? 660 00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:21.320 What the thing that we were the thing that we we worked on, 661 00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:25.719 Oh, because it's gonna be it's it's probably gonna be live by the time 662 00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:29.559 this is out forever, right, You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 663 00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.440 yeah. So Derek and I worked on a song, uh together, 664 00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:37.760 it was was it a Was it so you you wrote the main part of 665 00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:40.719 it? Yeah, so it was. I'm gonna I've been writing a bunch 666 00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:44.800 of songs behind the scenes, and it's it's just kind of gonna be like 667 00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:50.559 an inspired series where there's a lot of metal and rock musicians that just emulate 668 00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:52.920 bands. They'll say I wrote a Lamb of Good song and then it sounds 669 00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.360 like Lamb of God and it's like it could pass on with them. I'm 670 00:46:55.360 --> 00:47:00.440 doing something adjacent were it's just like inspired by them, So maybe you'll you'll 671 00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:04.960 hear inspiration. But it's an original song, like a complete original and not 672 00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.960 like, oh, you're ripping this band off. So the first one that 673 00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:10.880 I want to do, I invited Chris because I wanted to write like a 674 00:47:10.920 --> 00:47:15.840 song was inspired by turnstyle. I love that fucking band. So it's just 675 00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:19.639 kind of like punk hardcore kind of a thing. It's kind of like this 676 00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:24.559 diffusion of that. And yeah, I gotta say like it's I really like 677 00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:29.800 how it came out. I actually thought Chris I had him right the second 678 00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:34.639 verse and fucking nailed it, Like it's it sounds like it's his song. 679 00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.000 That's like, well, the way that it sounds, I was like, 680 00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:38.719 ah, this sounds like It was almost to the point where I was gonna 681 00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:43.960 be like, maybe I should just have you right the first verse two and 682 00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.280 then just because it would just it would just I know, I didn't want 683 00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:49.400 to bother you. That's why I didn't ask, But it was just more 684 00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:52.320 of like I was like, ah, man, this sounds way better for 685 00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:55.119 your voice. Voice doesn't sound crazy. I was I was pretty happy with 686 00:47:55.119 --> 00:47:58.320 how it turned out. I can't mix, for shit, so it's always 687 00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:02.639 nice to hear other people fucking mix my own stuff. But it's yeah, 688 00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:07.480 that'll be out probably uh by the by the time free Feeds here this but 689 00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:14.039 by just certainly, but Patreon might be if everything goes right. Actually, 690 00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:17.400 the YouTube version will be out regardless. It will be out on Friday. 691 00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:21.159 I will put it out so it we'll be out like as you're listening to 692 00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.119 us right now free feeds, sorry Patreon people, and then free Feeds everything 693 00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:28.840 will be out. It'll be streaming everywhere. Uh, it's I think what 694 00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:34.320 is Chris, this is your official return to uh making like music I haven't 695 00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:36.880 done. I haven't done proper music in a while. This is probably the 696 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:38.559 first time I've been working on some stuff. But I, like I said, 697 00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:43.280 I can't mix. I'm focused on writing a bunch of stuff now and 698 00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:45.159 then like, once all that stuff is done, all like isolate the stems 699 00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:49.719 and send it off to somebody who can actually do that shit. But yeah, 700 00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:53.599 so that'll be out soon. And uh, before we get into questions, 701 00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:59.440 I do want to bring up and I think Kingston might have wanted to 702 00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:07.159 bring this up earlier while we're about to transition into questions. Huge condolences for 703 00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:13.000 our friend, uh young crip Donnie, who is no longer with us. 704 00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:21.039 Fucking idiot died great asshole, like for reals this time. Actually actually he 705 00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:24.679 actually died. Uh. I told him specifically that I was going to see 706 00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:27.599 him at some point. I didn't get the chance too, so he did. 707 00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:32.440 I feel like he did on purpose just to spite me, just uh, 708 00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:40.400 complete dickhead, but because I think he was the last one to see 709 00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:44.559 him. Really, I think he was. Yeah, well he was one 710 00:49:44.559 --> 00:49:45.880 of the last people to work on something with him. But he's uh, 711 00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:50.719 you know, he's he's got a comedy special out, uh that we would 712 00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:53.760 we'd like to plug two. We'll probably probably put it in the description for 713 00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:57.400 the for the video so you can go check it out. It was one 714 00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:01.360 of the last things he recorded, and he would he would appreciate us joking 715 00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:05.440 about it. I think he's one of those people who genuinely did not He 716 00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.119 was like one of the few people that I've I've met that's truly that truly 717 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.880 was like actually genuinely like super nice, but also did genuinely give no fox 718 00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:15.320 about like anything that he was saying, and it was pretty great. It's 719 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:20.519 it's a pretty great He's a pretty great guy. So rest in peace, 720 00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:23.719 boys and peace. Man press fucking f dude, Yeah, f in the 721 00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:29.480 chat. Yeah, yeah, many rest for this man. Yeah. And 722 00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.280 when I die, Yeah, I'm gonna go up there and I don't care. 723 00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:34.679 We don't care, we don't care, we don't up there. I'm 724 00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:37.480 gonna ki him. I'm gona kill him. I'm gonnakill him again. I 725 00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:42.559 when you will sleep, we'll sleep still cripple him in heaven. You make 726 00:50:42.599 --> 00:50:44.960 sure. I hope he's I hope he's still I hope, I hope he's 727 00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:49.400 still disabled in the afterlife. Personally, that's so fun. So imagine that. 728 00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:52.000 I'm he's so mad. I feel like, what's the point, dude, 729 00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:54.760 what the fuck? God boy? You thought which well, you thought 730 00:50:54.760 --> 00:50:59.039 this is this ship was gonna be easy. He thought he thought you thought 731 00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.880 you're gonna have fun up here. He's just fucking It's just the same. 732 00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:07.800 Everything's a disabled person's gotta stand straight up to become fixed in heaven. You 733 00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:13.760 gotta stand straight up. You gotta stand in a perfect posture or else, 734 00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:16.519 Hey, bro, have fun if you can't climb this gate, you ain't 735 00:51:16.519 --> 00:51:19.760 getting in. You know, it's you know, it's really great. You 736 00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:22.239 know. It's really funny about about this specific thing is that like if it 737 00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:28.360 was if it was literally anybody else, I would feel somewhat weird about joking 738 00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:30.679 about it. But yeah, we are. We are all so certain, 739 00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:37.880 like everyone is so beyond certain that he would he would want this. So 740 00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:44.039 I appreciate that one dickhead on my Instagram that was like being up tuse, 741 00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:49.400 and it just irked me because I'm like, do you not know who this 742 00:51:49.559 --> 00:51:52.360 is? Like I don't understand the people probably know of him, but they 743 00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:57.280 don't know him. We know him like we're friends. So that's why we 744 00:51:57.719 --> 00:52:00.559 know him. Like I know, Donovan is like my boy, and like 745 00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:04.119 whenever we would talk, there would be nothing we wouldn't make fun of. 746 00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:06.880 That's one of the few people that I can go as far as I want 747 00:52:06.960 --> 00:52:10.719 to with making jokes about terrible shit and they can genuinely match me. I'm 748 00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:14.559 like, We'll see this video while this guy getting shot in the face in 749 00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:16.360 Tibet and he's like, bro one up you. Here's a kid getting flung 750 00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:20.880 off a roller coaster. And I'm like, damn, bro, he had 751 00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:22.880 that, he had all those he had all those videos downloaded onto his chair 752 00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:28.320 so he could never drop them too. Every whoever he wanted. His old 753 00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:31.800 discord was a wily place. Bro. I'm sure I know, I know. 754 00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:35.159 Oh you were part of it, Yeah you were. Yeah, it 755 00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:37.840 was a wily place that I didn't want it, Bro. I don't want 756 00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:43.440 part of any discords where I feel like there's gonna FBI is for sure looking 757 00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:45.960 into this. They never did you see did you see that that that pictures 758 00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:51.920 Sevny photoshop though this is all very stupid, but like seventy photoshop dinning with 759 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:58.119 them with Logan Paul's uh girlfriend, because you know how that because you know 760 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:00.519 that Dylan Dennis things. It's like he's he's like just like posting photos of 761 00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:06.199 Logan's wife with like every fucking man in the world. Somebody somebody photoshopter, 762 00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:10.239 somebody's photoshopter with it was like, it's like, bro, even Donnie, 763 00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:14.320 and it was just like, oh man, it's good anyway. Yeah, 764 00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.519 So we're gonna get into it rest in peace, Donnie. We're gonna go 765 00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:25.119 into We're gonna go into questions now. But first a quick break. Have 766 00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:29.480 you ever come too much and you want to you want to get rid of 767 00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:34.320 the come because it's taken up too much space in your house? Visit good 768 00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.920 Will for Come. I'm imagine a guy with a five leader like a gallant 769 00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:40.840 bottles, like give me a second, and it comes in the bottle of 770 00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:45.920 the gallant and he puts that he has to seal it. It's like brou 771 00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:49.679 tell my gallon. He's like, yeah, man, I can't help it 772 00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:52.000 every hour, so I gotta come a gallon of COO, welcome to come 773 00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:55.119 will the only good Will for Come? If you've got an excess of come, 774 00:53:55.159 --> 00:54:01.320 we'll take it dropping in our local comeboxes located outside of libraries and local 775 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:10.079 local soup kitchens. He's just just holds his head. He's like, can 776 00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:14.559 you imagine donating Can you imagine if can you imagine if donating sperm worked the 777 00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.000 same way as donating clothes where there's like just like a dropping or like there's 778 00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:21.840 like there's like a big like like metal box outside of like a library that 779 00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:23.840 you just had to jerk off it. No no, no, no, 780 00:54:23.840 --> 00:54:31.280 no, you gotta gotta gotta bring a shield canister of come. No takes 781 00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:35.199 it off his car, puts man. People don't have people don't have time 782 00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:37.480 for that. You just gotta watch time for that. It's just a tank. 783 00:54:37.559 --> 00:54:38.719 It's just a it's just a tank that people come in through and then 784 00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:44.960 like some truck comes and empties it. It's all mixed in. It's all 785 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:47.639 mixed in. It's all fucking They're all these all these different DNAs are fighting. 786 00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:52.880 Some of them are bloody. There's some bloody matches, yeah, some 787 00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:54.840 of them are orange. Some of them are like have a green tint. 788 00:54:55.280 --> 00:55:00.280 Here's the thing though, they're not. The cum isn't resold like good will. 789 00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:05.320 Everyone's kind of wondering what's going on with the come and one person just 790 00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:08.679 knows enough to, you know, go into the back and see what's going 791 00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:14.519 on. And it's just one guy just fucking just chugging it. He's just 792 00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:20.440 and not a bit is missing his mouth. He's getting all of it. 793 00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:24.960 There's not a single bit. He just poured it down his gullet. You're 794 00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:31.440 like, what the fuck so much? What would you if you saw that? 795 00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:35.280 Would you say that? Would you scream like a little girl? If 796 00:55:35.320 --> 00:55:38.400 I saw that, I would high pitched scream and run away. I love 797 00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:43.519 the idea of him, the idea of him chugging, and they're just like 798 00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:54.559 smacking it was there is no there is no come going anywhere but down his 799 00:55:54.719 --> 00:56:01.599 gullet, like he's absorbing that come. And he looks so good by the 800 00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:08.480 way, he looks so beautiful, beautiful body. Next he looks like an 801 00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:15.360 ai like like like like he looks like an air brushed photo in like a 802 00:56:15.599 --> 00:56:19.599 like a nineteen ninety nine magazine, like a sports illustrated it. It's fucking 803 00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:23.079 insane. As he's gulping, you see him getting better, like improving. 804 00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:28.960 Yeah, yeah, he starts off. He starts off looking like the fucking 805 00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:31.639 guy and castaway at the when he's on the raft. And then he like, 806 00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:35.719 by the time at the end of the month, dude, he looks 807 00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:40.760 like Timothy Challamey like, but just it's a beautiful visage. There's a beautiful 808 00:56:40.840 --> 00:56:44.920 visage. You're like, does come do that? And he's like, only 809 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:49.679 for me, only for me, only for me, only if I've learned 810 00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:55.840 the ancient arts of harnessing the restorative properties of calm, of come calm, 811 00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:02.679 that's how he says calm. He's then he spits a little bit of golden. 812 00:57:04.719 --> 00:57:09.000 His spit is so his spit is so viscous it's insane. Fetch me 813 00:57:09.079 --> 00:57:15.400 more. Comes. He grab in his hands just so soft but stern. 814 00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:19.360 At the same time you're like, what are you They're the softest, like 815 00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:28.679 they're the softest hands pellows yes, like diamond, like what is this guy? 816 00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:35.199 That's awesome on one hand and a very little effort. Fetch me more, 817 00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:39.239 Come, fetch me the come. All right, let's be let's be 818 00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:43.400 aut some questions, all right, yeah, we got some. We got 819 00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:45.920 some good ones here from our audience over a patronic comps that's the Stark Tank. 820 00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:47.920 Remember they're there tears or you can donate and you can ask your questions. 821 00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:52.679 There's actually so many questions now that we were thinking of doing just like 822 00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:55.079 certain extra episodes dedicated in time of the questions, because it's like it's it's 823 00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:59.679 a lot man, which is awesome by the way, we appreciate it and 824 00:57:59.800 --> 00:58:01.920 keep the show going. But also there's a lot of you, so we 825 00:58:01.960 --> 00:58:05.039 got we want to make sure we get all of you, especially for this 826 00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.000 month. I don't know, this month is fucking loaded. Did we do 827 00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:12.239 something this month that like that got like I don't know, like maybe we 828 00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:16.480 very bizarre influx. We had a good episode back uh which I forgot which 829 00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:21.639 one. It was the pee Wee Herman thing. People were really a lot 830 00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:23.480 of high praise with that one man, and we were just on fire. 831 00:58:23.559 --> 00:58:31.400 I guess cereal. No, I don't. It's fucking Digimond. I don't 832 00:58:31.400 --> 00:58:36.159 want to see that ship. All right, case he's gonna show us this 833 00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:42.239 fucking Digimond binder. He has this, He spend money on this, the 834 00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:46.760 n words he's my first page. Suck my dong? All right, that's 835 00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:52.559 pretty cool. Yeah, this is really cool, cool Digimond. There are 836 00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:57.760 cards for the for the guys. There are cards for the people to the 837 00:58:57.920 --> 00:59:05.039 digits in words two don't you wait? Don't you? But don't you play 838 00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:07.599 with those? No? Not, These these are ones. I'm willing the 839 00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:13.960 trade. I'll kiss your mom. Digital musters this. This is the best 840 00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:16.280 deck in a meta right now. These two cards together are worth about three 841 00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:22.599 hundred dollars. That's cool. You're making me angry. Yeah, man, 842 00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:25.239 I didn't pay that for them. I got them for free. But still, 843 00:59:25.320 --> 00:59:29.280 you know, why do you why do you always get you for free? 844 00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:34.039 Would you bully anybody? You went to a local comic shop and then 845 00:59:34.039 --> 00:59:37.239 you implied to the kid, that would be really cool if you gave those 846 00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:38.280 to me. No, you know what I do. You know what I 847 00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:44.920 do? I put good energy out there and seeing now he goes up to 848 00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:46.440 these like dragons, then types of locations, and he goes like, man, 849 00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:50.679 I sure am the only black person here. Would be a shame if 850 00:59:50.719 --> 00:59:55.480 I said something happened here and you guys got a lot of heat. So 851 00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:02.679 I put good energy into the world, and I you guys, you threatened 852 01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:07.760 to Jesse Smollette every single dragon send that you ever go to here. I'm 853 01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:12.719 gonna say that you guys can choose to say whatever you want, but I 854 01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:15.840 understand that I put good energy into the world, and good things happen. 855 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:20.320 If you don't give me that fucking exodia, I'm going to tell the world 856 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:25.920 you tried to lynch me outside in Chicago. I put good energy into the 857 01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:30.239 world. Guys. One day, when you guys aren't such figure nuggets, 858 01:00:30.519 --> 01:00:35.920 you guys will get great things. But until then, I already look, 859 01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:39.719 I already have great things. Okay, yeah, but guess what for get 860 01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:47.400 removed? That's not really did you did you know your before it was gone. 861 01:00:47.760 --> 01:00:52.360 Yeah, man, I've been self aware since the womb. That's unfortunate. 862 01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:59.440 Tell I can tell actually in fact, now that I think about you 863 01:00:59.519 --> 01:01:08.320 as a mom. Alright, let's go all right, as it was probably 864 01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:17.039 the worst thing ever off mom, I would come up. That would have 865 01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:20.760 been two. I would have been two, op Son. We had, 866 01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:24.639 we had, we had to nerfew, we had, we had to stop 867 01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:28.960 you somehow. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Alright, let's uh, 868 01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:31.719 let's go all right, let's go. Let's say Swene can choose what's what 869 01:01:31.719 --> 01:01:37.480 what? What? Okay, choose? Can Swen can choose what I make 870 01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:39.599 Chris say next? It's a weird sentence for some reason, he wrote in 871 01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:45.639 he says, hello, guacamole and word penises. I don't know what the 872 01:01:45.639 --> 01:01:50.639 fuck that even beads. But choose between two? You need to choose between 873 01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:53.239 two terrible superpowers. Become one percent stronger every time you say the hard are 874 01:01:53.239 --> 01:01:57.000 around black people who don't know you. It's an important part of this. 875 01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:00.079 Yeah, it was easy for them. It's really it's a really dumb question. 876 01:02:01.639 --> 01:02:07.679 Question or one percent stronger every time you slap a random baby full wind 877 01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:17.920 up. Man. Well, you talk about a nursery. You got to 878 01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:22.159 talk about a nursery, and then you're just sitting fire to that, bro 879 01:02:22.760 --> 01:02:24.519 and then get in a room. By the time to get a room is 880 01:02:24.559 --> 01:02:35.519 like, it's too late, I'm too strong now. Argument the argument here. 881 01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:40.239 The argument here is amazing because it draws an equivalent equivalence between saying a 882 01:02:40.280 --> 01:02:45.119 slur and killing a baby. Yes, you kill it, full wind up, 883 01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:49.199 you won't kill it. Slap a baby full wind up, you will 884 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:52.880 absolutely kill it. Are you kidding? An adult is a big possibility an 885 01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:58.920 adult woman could slap a baby to death full wind up. I meant in 886 01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:08.119 the power slap shit. If they slap babies instead of each other, the 887 01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:25.559 baby, the baby, and you just watch those babies explode. Bro, 888 01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:30.480 I would laugh. I would laugh till I died. I would laugh myself 889 01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:35.559 to death. I think I think I would laugh myself to an early grave 890 01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:39.000 because that would be so funny, be ridiculous. Maybe yeah, it's too 891 01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:43.360 absurd. They have even happened, so you're just looking at it. It 892 01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:45.840 just bring the baby in shad. The baby's like, let me go. 893 01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:50.239 The baby's in shackle. He's got like a fucking ball and chain tied to 894 01:03:50.320 --> 01:03:53.400 him. It's just ridiculous. Let me, let me go, free me, 895 01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:58.480 and it's like no, baby, sorry, and you just never slap 896 01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:01.840 the funk out of it. You keep hitting it. Sounds like escaped. 897 01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:08.639 Without these shackles. We had the shackle that he was too wildly. He 898 01:04:08.679 --> 01:04:13.679 clearly would have gotten away, baby would I mean, look, man, 899 01:04:13.719 --> 01:04:15.800 I'm going with the I'm going with the I can't. I'm not gonna kill 900 01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:21.239 a baby. Like, it's just not killing you kill it. You don't 901 01:04:21.320 --> 01:04:25.880 kill it. You're being potentially I don't think you know what I think. 902 01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:28.679 You know what I do, But you don't have to kill kings Do you 903 01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:30.519 think do you kingson? Do you think that you could slap a baby full 904 01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:33.400 wind up and not kill it? Do you think that's even possible? Yes, 905 01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:39.599 I heard the breath of the breath of doubt before you said that. 906 01:04:41.480 --> 01:04:44.760 Yeah, I kill a baby, dude. Some babies die by accident. 907 01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.079 Just existing SIDS is a thing, like, that's a thing that happens. 908 01:04:48.079 --> 01:04:53.519 Since infants just die because they think too hard or they think about like green 909 01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:58.320 coconut glass at the same time, and then they fucking they short circuit and 910 01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:01.199 die Okay, you you gotta you gotta ease your power. But I definitely 911 01:05:01.239 --> 01:05:06.800 hit a baby before because yeah, okay, look I'm saying this slurs, 912 01:05:06.800 --> 01:05:09.760 man, I'm saying it's not a big deal. But and but by the 913 01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:11.519 time, you know what, first of all, I got no mouse in 914 01:05:11.519 --> 01:05:13.199 my heart. I'll say it. I don't give a shit. And by 915 01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:15.440 the way, I could just say it like a million times to the same 916 01:05:15.480 --> 01:05:17.440 people and if they get like really angry, but I'll be too strong for 917 01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:20.800 them to do anything about it. That's true. So like that, wait, 918 01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:25.599 wait, does it count if you say around multiple different people, like 919 01:05:25.639 --> 01:05:27.880 if you go, if you go on your ear, if you's shot of 920 01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:30.440 like a hundred of black people and you say it once, does that accumulate? 921 01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.880 Does it stack? I'm assuming a sacks. Yeah, they I assume 922 01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:38.559 it stacks. Yeah. So I could just make a video where I say 923 01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:40.360 it, and that would be no, no, no, no. Videos 924 01:05:40.360 --> 01:05:44.599 don't count within a danger zone. Gotta be in a danger zone. Oh 925 01:05:44.719 --> 01:05:49.039 yeah, well I don't know. Here's my bro My line is, of 926 01:05:49.079 --> 01:05:51.320 course you would, of course you would. You don't have to either a 927 01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:55.360 heartbeat, because it'd be it'd be funny. The idea of them trying to 928 01:05:55.400 --> 01:06:00.519 stop me from those babies. But I'm already too strong. All the babies 929 01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:02.559 the inward and slap them, small black babies. Can you call me? 930 01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:08.599 It's not I'm gonna get double buff. We're moving on next, next question. 931 01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:15.039 We got a lot of questions to get tobies. Too late, too 932 01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:18.039 late. I've already hit ten babies. Here's another one that I think. 933 01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:21.760 Here's here's so, here's another one that I think is acts absolutely insane. 934 01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:25.800 A crab named Heller wrote in he says, what's up, cringe, Gay, 935 01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:29.440 Come Derek, Jeter and Tom. They're underneath the floorboards, selic. 936 01:06:29.840 --> 01:06:33.559 My question is a stupid one, but simple. Would you rather have to 937 01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:38.960 deal with a kidney stone once a month or stub your pinky toe really hard 938 01:06:39.000 --> 01:06:43.760 every two weeks? First of all, I'm stubbing my toe. I'm stubbing 939 01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:45.880 my toe. I don't think you guys have a concept, and I don't 940 01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.000 either. By the way, like I've never had a kidney stone, but 941 01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:54.280 I I've stubbed my toe. I can deal with that. That sucks, 942 01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:58.360 but I'll deal with it. Okaye had a kidney stone recently and it was 943 01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:02.639 really sad seeing him in that much bab who m m. It was really 944 01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:06.679 sad. What do you what is that? Like? Like Lily, like 945 01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:13.920 Lily's dad, Lily's dad had like a kidney stone and like I saw it, 946 01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:17.000 like the condition he was in was really sad. It was really sad 947 01:07:17.039 --> 01:07:20.079 seeing a grown man in that much pain. She's just like, dude, 948 01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:24.320 you can't. You're passing a fucking diamond through your fucking p hole man like 949 01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:28.000 this. It's crazy, it's funny, but it's also really sad. It's 950 01:07:28.039 --> 01:07:31.679 like, oh that hurts a little bit. Oh oh my old discomfort, 951 01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:40.039 my old that's my own. And you're you're crying, You're crying watching the 952 01:07:40.039 --> 01:07:43.119 only thing that's stubbing, the only thing that's stubbing my pace. So does 953 01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:45.039 it makes me angry? It just makes me upset, you know what I 954 01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:46.920 mean. I'm just angry that, like, God, damn it, I 955 01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:49.920 stubbed my stub my pa. Yeah, when when you hit it hard and 956 01:07:50.079 --> 01:07:54.440 that ill coordinated, it hurts. You're right though, Like it hurts like 957 01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:57.880 a bitch. But I'm way more angry than I'm hurt. I'm upset that 958 01:07:57.960 --> 01:08:00.000 I'm like you fucking it makes me want to just sizesn't cut it off, 959 01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:02.760 But then I know it would be awkward to run, you know, So 960 01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:04.559 so you don't want you don't want to cut off a pinky toe. All 961 01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:08.400 of a sudden you're like, oh, my maneuvering is a little thrown off. 962 01:08:09.039 --> 01:08:15.000 Yeah, you're immediately sh chop off. And it's like, bro, 963 01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:18.359 what you do if you if you cut if you cut your pinky off, 964 01:08:18.359 --> 01:08:21.119 you basically like you have to walk for the rest of your life, like 965 01:08:21.159 --> 01:08:31.439 you're italicized. It's crazy Italian Illian. Let's hope not Can you can? 966 01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:34.159 Can you really? Can? You? Sincerely? Imagine passing a kidney sone 967 01:08:34.159 --> 01:08:42.159 every month? Fuck no, I just flimsy eventually, Bro, I can't 968 01:08:42.159 --> 01:08:47.680 imagine what it feels like. It's usually it's jagged too, it's all fucked 969 01:08:47.760 --> 01:08:51.039 up. It's large, Like, Bro, imagine how the fund up that 970 01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:54.720 feels when you know, when you get like a grain of sand in your 971 01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:57.800 eye and it feels like there's a fucking boulder in there. Yeah, like 972 01:08:58.359 --> 01:09:04.399 feeling So I can't imagine say what passing? Yeah it remember back in the 973 01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:06.720 day, I know, I say, remember as we didn't have to go 974 01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:10.760 with it. But back in the day. Uh, some people had to 975 01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:15.039 get their fucking pehole swabed for uh for STIs or whatever or STD's back. 976 01:09:15.119 --> 01:09:20.199 Yeah, so imagine that ship, bro, Like fuck, no, all 977 01:09:20.239 --> 01:09:24.960 of this is bad. Like nothing should be nothing, nothing solid should be 978 01:09:25.000 --> 01:09:28.960 in that area at all. Man, I'm stopping my toe easy. Yeah. 979 01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:34.079 Yeah, that's so horrible. You gotta put a toe in your your 980 01:09:34.119 --> 01:09:42.159 world. You gotta put someone's gotta put their big on you. That's fucking 981 01:09:42.279 --> 01:09:45.199 gonna let me do it. You gonna let me do it. You gonna 982 01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:47.920 let me do it. The audience told me to. I want to know 983 01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:57.000 I got these scars. Is showing you his like a fucking jacket larm. 984 01:09:57.159 --> 01:10:01.920 It looks all flimsy. It was like an elephant trunk. Guy put a 985 01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:06.800 guy put razor blades in his penis when I was sucking. That is fucking 986 01:10:06.800 --> 01:10:10.840 it all right. Let's uh, that's the joker. That's the joke. 987 01:10:11.520 --> 01:10:16.039 That's that's that's that's the Joaquin Finishes movie. You wouldn't get it. That's 988 01:10:16.079 --> 01:10:29.239 what he says that that's the joke. You wouldn't get it. That's good. 989 01:10:33.079 --> 01:10:41.640 Oh, I got these scores, I mean Lesbian Goth Edition road. 990 01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:44.199 He says, what's up figments of my imagination? I have a question named 991 01:10:44.199 --> 01:10:46.800 at sween. What's the best way to get into D and D I know 992 01:10:46.840 --> 01:10:49.720 I'd probably really love and enjoy it, but I'm not sure where to start 993 01:10:49.720 --> 01:10:53.359 and how to get into it. It's a gay question, so it's for 994 01:10:53.399 --> 01:10:56.479 you. Yeah, he's talking about Dick and Dick, so I get Well, 995 01:10:57.560 --> 01:11:02.359 obviously it's the best place. I probably for beginners. Critical roles, 996 01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:06.199 very good. Most game stores have Dungeon Dragons nights, you know, and 997 01:11:06.319 --> 01:11:11.319 go there, play a little d random people. Uh. Also, just 998 01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:15.159 the worst way to get into it. I mean, it's it's it's unique. 999 01:11:15.880 --> 01:11:18.920 Uh uh. Just picking up some of the books, man, the 1000 01:11:18.920 --> 01:11:23.680 Player's Handbook, Master's Manual, and Dungeon Master's Guide. Man, they're expensive, 1001 01:11:24.439 --> 01:11:28.159 but they exist. They exist pre dfs out there that you can probably 1002 01:11:28.199 --> 01:11:30.800 download, uh, watch a video or two. It's it's really it just 1003 01:11:30.960 --> 01:11:34.880 I don't know it. Just just look yeah, bro, just look into 1004 01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:41.439 it. If I'm assuming this guy's got to have, this person's gotta have, 1005 01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:49.479 probably this is a this is a mean lesbians a meanless Just look into 1006 01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:54.159 it, man, It's it's really it's really simple something to look into. 1007 01:11:54.199 --> 01:12:00.279 It mean lesbian. You probably have one other mean lesbian friend that plays my 1008 01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:04.439 my advice because it's the only way that I really played because it was other 1009 01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:09.039 people like my friend. He's been working a comic shop for fucking like half 1010 01:12:09.079 --> 01:12:13.479 his life, so they they were always running campaigns. I mean they pretty 1011 01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:17.680 much do Warhammer there mostly. But point being that through him, there was 1012 01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:21.920 a lot of campaigns that I participated in. Uh, you know that it's 1013 01:12:21.960 --> 01:12:27.199 the easiest way to not feel intimidated, because you know, it is a 1014 01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:29.319 lot if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. You don't know anything 1015 01:12:29.319 --> 01:12:31.079 about the classes, you don't know anything about any of that shit. I 1016 01:12:31.119 --> 01:12:33.960 mean if you've played an RPG. I feel like if you played any type 1017 01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:39.119 of RPG, you won't be lost. It's I feel like that's kind of 1018 01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:43.520 like the you knowing the concept of all right, here's fucking hit points, 1019 01:12:43.800 --> 01:12:45.520 here's this, here's that, and then like everything else is kind of like 1020 01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:47.680 all right, I just need somebody to hold my hand a little bit. 1021 01:12:48.760 --> 01:12:53.239 Yeah. Also, the best thing don't be embarrassed. You know, that's 1022 01:12:53.279 --> 01:12:55.560 it. You're not gonna know what you're doing the first time. That's fine, 1023 01:12:55.600 --> 01:13:00.279 it's fine not knowing what you're doing. Take a step further and ruined 1024 01:13:00.319 --> 01:13:02.600 everything. I would just do the dumbest shit and be like a pariah, 1025 01:13:02.800 --> 01:13:05.720 like everybody trying to play seriously, and like say, I think one of 1026 01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:12.359 my last characters, I was a dragon born monk or something named Bill Cosby, 1027 01:13:12.560 --> 01:13:16.079 and uh, I wanted I had stealth abilities and sleep potions and shit, 1028 01:13:16.199 --> 01:13:19.079 and like it was it was pretty good. It was pretty good. 1029 01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:23.399 Yeah, like I've only ever played once, so I know, and even 1030 01:13:23.399 --> 01:13:29.359 that wasn't like a real proper madness. Just yeah, it's have fun, 1031 01:13:30.119 --> 01:13:32.520 fun, Uh, don't take it too seriously, look into it and that's 1032 01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:34.640 it. You know. People like it's so for me, it's weird. 1033 01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:38.399 So like how do you get into this thing? It's like I don't know, 1034 01:13:38.479 --> 01:13:41.560 just like google it and like start looking into it and then you get 1035 01:13:41.600 --> 01:13:45.399 into it if you like it, Like I know, I like people. 1036 01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:46.439 I know people. Some people don't think like that. It's like that, 1037 01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:50.720 you know what it is like, it's it's just maybe there's like a like 1038 01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:54.560 because I get people asking me that about destiny a lot, and it's like, 1039 01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:58.800 I honestly don't know the answer to that like I think you if you're 1040 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:00.439 trying to get into Destiny now, I think I really just think you missed 1041 01:14:00.479 --> 01:14:06.479 it. Like like I don't know if there's really any room for you, 1042 01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:10.239 Like it's it's it would be it would be like today if somebody was like, 1043 01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:15.319 how do I get into the world of Warcraft? It's like you are 1044 01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:19.680 friends those type of games for sure. I mean, yeah, you're like 1045 01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:23.880 like something, Yeah, you're missing a lot of context. You're gonna be 1046 01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:26.279 jumping into the sad. You might have fun maybe, but like I mean 1047 01:14:26.319 --> 01:14:30.840 like it's you're gonna be so out of touch with everything that's happening and you're 1048 01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:33.520 gonna have to watch so much shit. And I feel like Touches and Dragons 1049 01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:35.720 might be like a similar thing where it's like, oh, which edition and 1050 01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:43.520 like you know, uh, you know are how do I so simple? 1051 01:14:43.560 --> 01:14:46.039 It's like just look into it, you fifth edition looking out. It's a 1052 01:14:46.239 --> 01:14:51.720 lot to look into. It's real, It's really not not, because if 1053 01:14:51.720 --> 01:14:56.239 you know it, it's really not. But it's intimidating to start looking into 1054 01:14:56.319 --> 01:15:01.359 anything that has existing like feature Like it's like there's so much fucking lore and 1055 01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:04.359 so much shit that goes in and just looking you don't don't know, you 1056 01:15:04.399 --> 01:15:08.760 don't you don't need lore for D and D Laura as an absolute, that's 1057 01:15:08.800 --> 01:15:12.079 not true at all. I guess to play a campaign and just play the 1058 01:15:12.159 --> 01:15:14.640 game. This will playing the game like, Hey, what is the setting 1059 01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:16.279 of this world we're gonna be We're just gonna be in this world. You 1060 01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:19.079 guys are going to do X. That's it. Yeah, and then the 1061 01:15:19.119 --> 01:15:23.039 world fills in as you explore through it. But it's not just this, 1062 01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:26.279 like it's like, how do you look in Like how do you get start 1063 01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:29.880 reading Spider Man? It's look looking as Spider Man. That's it. You're 1064 01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:31.000 like, hey, there's no there's a frown. No, no, no, 1065 01:15:31.000 --> 01:15:32.920 no, I disagree. I disagree. I think I think there's like 1066 01:15:32.960 --> 01:15:34.960 a good way to answer that question, because you could. You could, 1067 01:15:35.000 --> 01:15:39.399 because there are certain runs that are like not super necessary. There's certain runs 1068 01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:44.039 that are really bad, certain runs are really good. Yes, And what 1069 01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:46.920 you do is you look that up and then you go from there. No, 1070 01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:49.239 but no, no, But that's the point of the question. It's 1071 01:15:49.279 --> 01:15:54.239 like you they want to recommend they want a recommendation. Yeah, I would 1072 01:15:54.279 --> 01:15:58.039 suggest the best the best place to do is somehow a quiet the player's handbook 1073 01:15:58.079 --> 01:16:00.359 dude't master's guy to mans Emmanuel. Look through the player's hand would give us 1074 01:16:00.359 --> 01:16:03.239 to a feel about what classes you'd like to play. I would stay just 1075 01:16:03.359 --> 01:16:08.000 playing all of them because it's very it's all of them bring different things to 1076 01:16:08.000 --> 01:16:10.479 the table, but lots of them have like through lines where they kind of 1077 01:16:10.479 --> 01:16:14.199 intersect with each other. And then watch a little bit of Critical Role and 1078 01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:16.960 then just google other simple small things you don't understand. Yeah, I would 1079 01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:21.920 say critical there's a lot of there's a lot of discords to do it. 1080 01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:25.840 I would say Critical Role is a pretty good way to just say. And 1081 01:16:26.159 --> 01:16:28.479 like I say that to Destiny people too, or it's like how do I, 1082 01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:30.359 oh, man, I'm really interested in Destiny. I know where. 1083 01:16:30.399 --> 01:16:31.159 Sorry, I'd be like I always tell people, it's like, uh, 1084 01:16:31.159 --> 01:16:33.640 there's a there's a guy named my name is Byfe. There's a guy named 1085 01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:38.359 my name is Byfe. Uh. There he's got a lot of lower videos. 1086 01:16:38.399 --> 01:16:41.720 I'll point you to one that I think is a good jumping on point. 1087 01:16:41.920 --> 01:16:44.479 And if it's interesting to you, then I would say go play the 1088 01:16:44.479 --> 01:16:47.279 game. But if it's not, then don't even bother because like that's that's 1089 01:16:47.359 --> 01:16:50.479 kind of like a big deal as far as like, that's a lot of 1090 01:16:50.479 --> 01:16:55.600 the value that I get out of that game is lore stuff. And and 1091 01:16:55.600 --> 01:16:57.359 I've had people come to me too, it's like, oh, how do 1092 01:16:57.399 --> 01:17:00.159 I there's so many Halo games, Like where should I start? It's like 1093 01:17:00.520 --> 01:17:05.600 the collection start with Actually I tell people to start with two personally, because 1094 01:17:05.640 --> 01:17:09.319 I think it's like the the easiest jumping off with. You can go backwards 1095 01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:11.520 from two and it's fine. You can go forward from two and it's fine. 1096 01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:14.600 It's not that different. You know, they're asking us for a reason. 1097 01:17:14.640 --> 01:17:15.920 It's because we know a lot about these very species. Would definitely start 1098 01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:19.800 of one, but yeah, I wouldn't. Well, I would start with 1099 01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:24.960 two specifically because two's got like a two's got the best story, and so 1100 01:17:25.039 --> 01:17:28.279 it's likely to grab you the most. And because it's likely to grab you 1101 01:17:28.319 --> 01:17:30.479 the most, it's likely to drive your willingness to go through the first one, 1102 01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:35.079 which is comparatively less less interesting, but still fleshes out two. You 1103 01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:38.399 know what I mean. That's how I experienced it. I played two first, 1104 01:17:38.600 --> 01:17:41.199 and then I went back to one, and uh, and then I 1105 01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:45.119 went to three and chronologically, but one is a I don't know, man, 1106 01:17:45.279 --> 01:17:47.560 if I if I had to play one first story wise, I don't 1107 01:17:47.560 --> 01:17:50.640 know if I would have been that interested in the story because it's very standard 1108 01:17:50.960 --> 01:17:56.960 in the first game. Anyway, fair enough, thank you mean lesbian goth 1109 01:17:57.000 --> 01:18:02.800 addition for your for your for your d and d inquiry, Uh Dirk Sea 1110 01:18:02.880 --> 01:18:04.640 Road, And he says, hey, guys a longtime fan. I was 1111 01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:10.079 wondering, what's what game? What's the game that you still you? What 1112 01:18:10.079 --> 01:18:13.439 what the way hold on? What game? Can you still go back and 1113 01:18:13.520 --> 01:18:16.520 play? But you could never recommend to anyone. For example, as much 1114 01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:19.399 as I love the N sixty four Smash Brothers, it's probably the worst one. 1115 01:18:20.119 --> 01:18:27.159 Yeah it is. It's definitely the worst one. Well is m Yeah, 1116 01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:30.439 no, it's it's worse than Brawl. It's worse than Brawl. Brawl 1117 01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:33.279 is not great, but it's still you know, it's not fucking Smash sixty 1118 01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:45.520 four. That's crazy. But I don't know, man, uh is probably 1119 01:18:45.560 --> 01:18:48.520 the best one. Actually, I got Games of Masterpiece. But also at 1120 01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:51.319 the same time, I'm just like, nah, man, don't. But 1121 01:18:53.000 --> 01:18:55.720 I also I'm like, it's like, don't, but like, this is 1122 01:18:55.760 --> 01:18:58.000 an amazing video game. But like, don't play it, but this is 1123 01:18:58.000 --> 01:19:04.600 an amazing video game. Yeah, I feel man almost too. Honestly, 1124 01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:09.880 I kind of feel that way about Destiny, to be honest, Like I 1125 01:19:09.960 --> 01:19:12.920 feel I feel like Destinies again, Like I can't recommend that game to anybody 1126 01:19:13.279 --> 01:19:15.119 because like it's for the same reasons that I was talking about before. It's 1127 01:19:15.119 --> 01:19:19.159 just like it's too fucking late. It's too late, you know, jump 1128 01:19:19.199 --> 01:19:23.399 on their next thing maybe, but uh, I don't know, man, 1129 01:19:23.479 --> 01:19:27.960 Like those those are early ninja guidance for like the fucking nes are like really 1130 01:19:27.960 --> 01:19:31.359 awesome, but they're so fucking hard that I don't imagine that anybody now would 1131 01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:35.159 have the patience to do that like I did when I was a child and 1132 01:19:35.159 --> 01:19:41.399 I didn't understand that like time was finite. I don't know, man, 1133 01:19:41.560 --> 01:19:44.520 There's there's a lot of Coach is probably the best one though, because Kotor 1134 01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:48.600 is something like I had to I'm really really good at looking past the datedness 1135 01:19:48.600 --> 01:19:51.520 of certain things because I'm very good at like contextualizing like, oh, this 1136 01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:55.319 game came out in nineteen ninety nine, I'm not going to expect it to 1137 01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.640 play like fucking you know, Years of War two, you know, like 1138 01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:02.479 it's it's a very specific game. That's fine, and so Cotour. I 1139 01:20:02.479 --> 01:20:06.159 remember getting into it recently, like in the last like four years, I 1140 01:20:06.159 --> 01:20:10.479 got into Cotur. I never really played it before, and I was like, 1141 01:20:10.720 --> 01:20:13.439 oh, this is really good, Like this is really cool. But 1142 01:20:13.479 --> 01:20:19.880 it took a lot of like overlooking, overlooking certain aspects of it and the 1143 01:20:19.920 --> 01:20:26.720 controls and the way the combat works. That is a fucking ugly game that 1144 01:20:26.760 --> 01:20:32.720 controls ugly, that feels ugly to play. That is also fantastic, But 1145 01:20:32.760 --> 01:20:35.760 there's no way a modern person's gonna like, there's no way, like a 1146 01:20:35.800 --> 01:20:39.159 seven year old is gonna play Cotur, Like, no way in hell. 1147 01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:45.800 It's look great video game though, but just you know, it's great game. 1148 01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.960 It's great. Yeah, it's it's just fucking incredibly dated. I wonder 1149 01:20:48.960 --> 01:20:54.079 if they're still doing that fucking remake because it wasn't that like I don't know, 1150 01:20:54.159 --> 01:20:56.960 man, it maybe it really sad because I'm super excited for it exact 1151 01:20:58.119 --> 01:21:02.039 we're not doing it anymore because shit crazy, I keep hearing like conflicting reports 1152 01:21:02.119 --> 01:21:05.760 behind the fucking scenes about that that game, like either it exists or like 1153 01:21:05.800 --> 01:21:10.199 it's still happening or it's gotten canned or it's switched developers or like, I 1154 01:21:10.199 --> 01:21:16.800 don't know, they're fucking that ship up. Yeah, that's stupid. All 1155 01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:21.119 right, let me see mister HoTT Salsa wrote, and he says, Hello, 1156 01:21:21.159 --> 01:21:24.880 gentlemen, this isn't a question, but more of a realization with the 1157 01:21:24.920 --> 01:21:29.119 current body count discourse that is prevailing across Twitter. I haven't seen this. 1158 01:21:29.119 --> 01:21:31.520 This is by the way, is that is that happening? Yeah, I 1159 01:21:31.520 --> 01:21:38.000 mean it's more of uh, it's it's more it's beyond Twitter. It's it's 1160 01:21:38.039 --> 01:21:44.239 Twitter and like zoomer shit. Oh yeah, talking about like in cell stuff 1161 01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:45.720 where it's like where it's you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1162 01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:51.760 Oh man. Uh so he asks, or he he says, I guess 1163 01:21:51.800 --> 01:21:55.359 because it's not a question, it's prevailing discourse across Twitter. It finally hit 1164 01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:59.359 me what Chris Chan meant by boyfriend free girl a chick with no body count. 1165 01:21:59.359 --> 01:22:04.039 That is true, that that is exactly that Christian seeking a boyfriend free 1166 01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:09.960 girl was in fact him looking for a girl with nobody counts. So if 1167 01:22:10.000 --> 01:22:15.560 you want, if you want to have something in common with Christian, you 1168 01:22:15.600 --> 01:22:17.359 know, by all fucking means, if you want to hunt down a virgin. 1169 01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:23.000 You know you're in good company. You're in with the guy who fucked 1170 01:22:23.039 --> 01:22:27.560 his mom. Not exactly a not probably the least boyfriend free girl that you 1171 01:22:27.560 --> 01:22:31.720 could possibly get with, but you know in good company. You're in good 1172 01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:39.159 company. It's Christian. Man, You're in good hands. That's all stands, 1173 01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:44.960 all gape stands. Do you have nice ass? I don't know, 1174 01:22:45.000 --> 01:22:54.439 man, you have he talks like a Neanderthal. Do you have nice as? 1175 01:22:55.359 --> 01:22:59.279 Oh? My god? That is fucking is that the body count thing 1176 01:22:59.319 --> 01:23:08.119 is is bizarre? Are like because like fucking stupid. I don't understand the 1177 01:23:09.960 --> 01:23:15.720 I don't understand the fetization of inexperience. Like that doesn't make sense to me. 1178 01:23:15.399 --> 01:23:19.720 I know it does to me because of just knowing these people that the 1179 01:23:19.800 --> 01:23:27.479 people that they're learning from, they don't realize that they're getting prompts and advice 1180 01:23:27.600 --> 01:23:33.479 from perverts, like a religious conservative, people who want to marry children, 1181 01:23:34.079 --> 01:23:42.000 who fucking legislate laws to fucking like literally like Tennessee, fucking Southern states getting 1182 01:23:42.079 --> 01:23:46.279 rid of fucking no limit of who you can marry, like real fucking life 1183 01:23:46.279 --> 01:23:49.960 shit. These people always trying to fucking mary. You see it all over, 1184 01:23:50.039 --> 01:23:53.239 It's all over if you look for it. And you know, I 1185 01:23:53.279 --> 01:23:57.159 watch some podcast lists and podcasts they find this shit and I'm just horrified. 1186 01:23:57.439 --> 01:24:00.079 But one story short, what's the nick fine talking about like how you want 1187 01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:04.159 you wants like a sixen year old, Like it's that ship literally the type 1188 01:24:04.960 --> 01:24:09.800 he became a Catholic or whatever however many years ago, and then now he's 1189 01:24:09.840 --> 01:24:14.600 following in their footsteps of like wanting a very young girl. And it's just 1190 01:24:14.640 --> 01:24:16.960 the same tropes. And so when these people talk about no body counts, 1191 01:24:16.960 --> 01:24:23.039 it's literally the closest thing to like a pre pubescent fucking girl that has like 1192 01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:28.680 nothing, that's never touched anyone. It's fucking media because yeah, because they 1193 01:24:28.720 --> 01:24:31.399 wouldn't say like they because they wouldn't be like, oh, you're you're twenty 1194 01:24:31.479 --> 01:24:34.720 nine or thirty one and you you have no you've never had sex before. 1195 01:24:34.720 --> 01:24:36.960 They wouldn't be like, oh that's great. You know, they'd be like, 1196 01:24:38.039 --> 01:24:40.840 yeah, she's too old when you talk no, she's she's yeah, 1197 01:24:40.920 --> 01:24:43.720 like past twenty five, that's the whole thing. She's hit the wall. 1198 01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:46.319 Past twenty five. It's it's you're done. That's the that's already too old. 1199 01:24:46.800 --> 01:24:50.520 Like it's it's fucking crazy now. To be fair, these kids, 1200 01:24:51.039 --> 01:24:55.319 they don't know a lot of these kids that are saying this shit, they're 1201 01:24:55.359 --> 01:25:00.520 not self aware yet, like what why they want this? A lot of 1202 01:25:00.520 --> 01:25:02.000 them are just like, oh, I don't want a body count because she's 1203 01:25:02.039 --> 01:25:08.000 pure. But I'm like, they haven't examine why why would you want that? 1204 01:25:08.119 --> 01:25:12.720 They just kind of just thinking because it's been indoctrinated into like like something 1205 01:25:12.760 --> 01:25:15.560 their gonna be real, Like I don't want to date a girl that exactly 1206 01:25:15.600 --> 01:25:18.479 like does like gang bangs every Tuesday. You know, Like that's a bit 1207 01:25:18.560 --> 01:25:24.840 extreme. It's that is that is inherently extreme. What if but what if 1208 01:25:24.880 --> 01:25:28.680 she did gang bang? She does not do that shit anymore? How do 1209 01:25:28.680 --> 01:25:33.199 you feel about that? Like that's that's definitely definitely I would feel a little 1210 01:25:33.239 --> 01:25:35.920 strange about it, if I'm being very honest, Like if like my girlfriend 1211 01:25:35.960 --> 01:25:40.039 was like like yeah, like imagine like one of you're talking to it right 1212 01:25:40.079 --> 01:25:43.079 and like like you're just talking having Thomas riffing the count. There's like, 1213 01:25:43.279 --> 01:25:45.840 yeah, dude, like I had like there's one time I had such like 1214 01:25:45.880 --> 01:25:51.119 seven guys I want It's like what okay, Like that's a lot like like 1215 01:25:51.159 --> 01:25:56.159 you know, like real like real conversations. But that's how that's how we're 1216 01:25:56.199 --> 01:25:59.479 talking about. That's there, but like or like or like no no no, 1217 01:25:59.640 --> 01:26:01.920 no, no, no no no. Already you discussed this beforehand, 1218 01:26:02.720 --> 01:26:06.760 so I know already. Yes, I wouldn't probably probably I probably wouldn't date 1219 01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:12.720 a girl that's sup with like that's's regularly in the past, had multisexual partners. 1220 01:26:12.760 --> 01:26:15.199 I think I wouldn't feel confident in myself. And that's a me thing. 1221 01:26:15.239 --> 01:26:17.000 I'll be real about it. That's me feeling like like what is what 1222 01:26:17.119 --> 01:26:19.880 is the issue? Like why wouldn't you That's just me, that's me. 1223 01:26:20.680 --> 01:26:24.680 Why wouldn't you feel I feel like I feel like there's a miscommunication here because 1224 01:26:24.680 --> 01:26:28.840 like we're talking about gang bangs and then we're just talking about just like generally 1225 01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:34.399 like having been with no no, no, no no, not understand they're 1226 01:26:34.640 --> 01:26:40.720 they're intertwined to a degree either way. Well, it's it's just having a 1227 01:26:40.720 --> 01:26:44.600 body count you you've been with multiple men, because having a sex is having 1228 01:26:44.600 --> 01:26:47.239 a sex, Like that's fine, whatever, Like I wouldn't I've had sex 1229 01:26:47.279 --> 01:26:49.479 with guys before. I'm like, al right, cool, And then I 1230 01:26:49.520 --> 01:26:53.159 think probably my brain will make me stop there. I'm like, I'm gonna 1231 01:26:53.199 --> 01:26:56.239 stop here because I feel like I'm gonna find out so it's gonna probably make 1232 01:26:56.239 --> 01:26:59.439 me less attracted to you. So it's gonna say you had sex before. 1233 01:26:59.560 --> 01:27:02.359 Let's not continue, because most partners don't want to hear about other their their 1234 01:27:02.359 --> 01:27:05.399 partner's previous sex lives. In general, that is that that is true, 1235 01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:10.600 but it's also like but like but it's but it's also like I don't know, 1236 01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:16.239 like I don't know. Gang bangs are so different, Like that's like 1237 01:27:16.279 --> 01:27:19.960 such a different stratosphere of what we're talking about. Not really, dude, 1238 01:27:20.600 --> 01:27:25.039 that's just that's just how I have people that are having sex. Man. 1239 01:27:25.439 --> 01:27:27.640 No, No, but what I mean it's like I have a body. 1240 01:27:27.720 --> 01:27:30.159 I hate the term BodyCount, but like I have a body kind of over 1241 01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:33.840 ten. I consider myself a stratosphere away from fucking gang bangs. I do. 1242 01:27:34.159 --> 01:27:36.600 I Like, that's like, yes, alien territory to me. I'm 1243 01:27:36.640 --> 01:27:42.039 like, no, that's okay, that's a very different scenarios. True, 1244 01:27:42.319 --> 01:27:45.359 you know, but a lot of people that have like very like explorative sexual 1245 01:27:45.399 --> 01:27:47.239 lives, they do stuff like that, you know, Yeah, but also 1246 01:27:47.439 --> 01:27:54.119 like say not to like seven people upboards five and up it. But people 1247 01:27:54.119 --> 01:27:58.000 do have like group sex that happens. Why is you know? I just 1248 01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:00.479 personally, I just don't care. I don't care about what you didn't ask. 1249 01:28:01.119 --> 01:28:04.840 I don't like that's why me like a girl unless yeah, yeah, 1250 01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:10.640 if if a girl said, uh, something crazy, you know, like 1251 01:28:10.680 --> 01:28:15.439 if her numbers were astronomical, it would be more of like it would be 1252 01:28:15.479 --> 01:28:17.840 more of just shocking, like like how is that even? How did you 1253 01:28:17.880 --> 01:28:21.520 do that? Were you in porn or like if the numbers were like staggering 1254 01:28:21.560 --> 01:28:25.680 where she's like her quote unquote body count was like like five hundred or something, 1255 01:28:25.720 --> 01:28:27.880 yeah, something crazy. But how do people that say that? I 1256 01:28:28.039 --> 01:28:30.760 don't believe them. I just don't. I don't believe, Like, well, 1257 01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:32.279 that's that's my whole thing, even porn stars. I'm like, bro, 1258 01:28:32.359 --> 01:28:34.800 you did not have sex with no thousand people? Like, dude, 1259 01:28:34.840 --> 01:28:38.840 you understan That's that's a lot. Dude, that's a lot. Like I 1260 01:28:38.960 --> 01:28:42.520 think I think you think you might have had sex that many people, but 1261 01:28:42.640 --> 01:28:45.279 I don't. You did not. You did not. You just remember it 1262 01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:49.159 was like a goal like they were trying, like you were you were like 1263 01:28:49.159 --> 01:28:53.640 like like one time we're sneako and I'm Sneko And what's his name? That 1264 01:28:53.680 --> 01:28:55.840 guy fresh and fit, the one that looks like a Laddin sort of a 1265 01:28:55.960 --> 01:29:03.119 dumb we know their names. He was going through a list. He has 1266 01:29:03.199 --> 01:29:06.039 a list very when he slept with He has like got fucking it written down 1267 01:29:06.039 --> 01:29:12.359 with the scariest shit. What I'm scary about that is that was like acceptable 1268 01:29:13.640 --> 01:29:16.920 in high school because you're a dumb ass kid and I fucked her. I 1269 01:29:16.960 --> 01:29:23.840 fucked her like you did not. I don't think that's ridiculous. I don't 1270 01:29:23.880 --> 01:29:26.680 think you think you did. I think you think you did. You know 1271 01:29:26.680 --> 01:29:28.920 what, I don't even think he thinks he did. One thing that I've 1272 01:29:28.960 --> 01:29:32.880 learned about people who exaggerate numbers is that most of the time they're they're they're 1273 01:29:32.880 --> 01:29:39.039 bullshitting. Because one thing that I've learned about people who have large quote unquote 1274 01:29:39.039 --> 01:29:44.000 body counts or even large ass penises or anything, they're usually kind of embarrassed. 1275 01:29:44.159 --> 01:29:47.279 It's usually kind of like a weird kind of like there's a humbleness to 1276 01:29:47.319 --> 01:29:50.319 her, like I don't want to talk about it, uh, the same 1277 01:29:50.399 --> 01:29:56.760 deal, like thinking like about all the women I've dated or anything like it's 1278 01:29:56.800 --> 01:30:00.760 not like there's there's no pride in that. It isn't right. It's just 1279 01:30:00.840 --> 01:30:03.600 to a maybe to a fucking thirteen fourteen year old, like that's so cool. 1280 01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:06.600 Other than that, it's just like whoa that you know that happened. 1281 01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:12.399 It's like, oh, who gives a fuck? The same thing with having 1282 01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:14.840 like a large pain is when you think about it, dude, there's also 1283 01:30:14.840 --> 01:30:16.840 people. Could you really impressed with that? Really? I had had a 1284 01:30:16.840 --> 01:30:20.720 conversation with some guy wants where he was like, uh where he was thought, 1285 01:30:20.800 --> 01:30:24.039 where it's frozen? Okay? Sorry sorry, Oh no, no, 1286 01:30:24.079 --> 01:30:25.840 I was. I was saying. I had this conversation with this guy once 1287 01:30:25.880 --> 01:30:29.439 who was like, uh, he's he's talking about like what his number was 1288 01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:30.359 at or something. And I was like, what the fuck is this? 1289 01:30:30.359 --> 01:30:33.880 That's are you serious? Because it sounded so high and I was like and 1290 01:30:33.920 --> 01:30:36.720 I was like, that's that's that's full on, like actual, like this 1291 01:30:36.800 --> 01:30:40.399 is like you've you've slept with these people where it's like it's like, well 1292 01:30:40.479 --> 01:30:42.520 some of them I know I could have, but I didn't, but I 1293 01:30:42.600 --> 01:30:45.079 count him anyway. I was like, well that, first of all, 1294 01:30:45.239 --> 01:30:46.800 why do you even First of all, why are you even why are you 1295 01:30:46.800 --> 01:30:53.479 even counting that, Like what is the purpose like on a sheer dad from 1296 01:30:53.520 --> 01:30:57.359 from just a numbers perspective, like I get like I get like being like, 1297 01:30:57.399 --> 01:31:00.560 okay, it helps to know, I guess, like your life. 1298 01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:02.920 It helps to know your experience and it helps to know the math of it. 1299 01:31:03.079 --> 01:31:06.760 But like what the fun Like what is the point of so stupid? 1300 01:31:08.359 --> 01:31:10.399 Like oh, I could have been like I didn't, but like it's still 1301 01:31:10.399 --> 01:31:15.399 costs because I could have. That's why even it is crazy. I was 1302 01:31:15.439 --> 01:31:19.000 like, this is I remember me, Like this is a concerning This is 1303 01:31:19.039 --> 01:31:23.560 a concerning thing for you to be saying to me. He put another burn, 1304 01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:25.920 another notch into my belt. You know, okay, I could have 1305 01:31:25.920 --> 01:31:30.640 fucking crazy girl. I could have had her. You know she was looking 1306 01:31:30.640 --> 01:31:32.720 at me. I could have. I could have I could I could have 1307 01:31:32.760 --> 01:31:38.399 done it. I swear I believe you. But like, also, like 1308 01:31:38.439 --> 01:31:45.920 it's just weird that you be counting your sister. Funny Roger, Roger, 1309 01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:55.960 No, I gotta funny, kind of ten thousand funny you want to be 1310 01:31:56.000 --> 01:32:02.439 next, I paralyzed your mom. Funny just in general, the conversation, 1311 01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:13.840 the conversation when it comes to always, Yeah, it's weird. It always 1312 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:17.039 comes across. It's always people like bragging in weird ways. I don't really 1313 01:32:17.039 --> 01:32:19.920 get it. Yeah, I'll put it this way, I'll put it this 1314 01:32:19.920 --> 01:32:21.800 way. I do, I do, I do. I have a limit, 1315 01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:25.880 But it's kind of like the opposite where it's like I can't, I 1316 01:32:25.920 --> 01:32:29.239 can't. I have a specific thing where it's like I cannot be the first 1317 01:32:29.239 --> 01:32:32.560 person. I can't. I can't do that, I can't do it. 1318 01:32:32.000 --> 01:32:36.800 It's it's definitely a lot of the the amount the amount of pressuresure, the 1319 01:32:36.840 --> 01:32:40.840 amount of pressure of that, a lot of pressure. It's whatever. That's 1320 01:32:40.880 --> 01:32:46.479 just it's just like it's but it's people put some people play so much importance 1321 01:32:46.520 --> 01:32:51.239 on that and then like they remember there for like I don't like it was 1322 01:32:51.319 --> 01:32:57.279 just sex. It was just sexstand. I understand. There's a period of 1323 01:32:57.279 --> 01:32:59.680 time, there's a period of time where it isn't and it's like this weird 1324 01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:03.560 I've seen it, dude, I've seen it where it's like those people, 1325 01:33:03.600 --> 01:33:11.000 those people people either emotionally stunted or the lack of experience. In Kingston, 1326 01:33:11.079 --> 01:33:15.039 Kingston, every we are in and we are in a time no one's not 1327 01:33:15.079 --> 01:33:19.319 emotionally stunted. Everybody no, no, no, no, crazy, You're 1328 01:33:19.359 --> 01:33:24.560 right, Dimond Cards. We all are relaxed. I don't. I wouldn't 1329 01:33:24.600 --> 01:33:27.039 say I'm stunted, though, I would just say I enjoy something I under 1330 01:33:27.079 --> 01:33:30.399 stunted. That's not stunting that In some ways, I think you're using the 1331 01:33:30.439 --> 01:33:35.960 word stunted. We all have we all have our things we hold on so 1332 01:33:36.119 --> 01:33:40.119 we charge when we were younger. Right, that is very true. But 1333 01:33:40.159 --> 01:33:44.720 what happens is, like everyone that has sex eventually grows to realize, especially 1334 01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:47.119 we're having sex multiple partners, and then like you're out of different relationships, 1335 01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:50.640 you got to realize that this is my first time. Eighty five percent of 1336 01:33:50.640 --> 01:33:56.319 people's first time is horrible. That is just how it is the point, 1337 01:33:56.600 --> 01:33:59.520 that's how it is. That's exactly. That's what especially especially when you lose 1338 01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:02.760 Virginia somebody that's also new at sex as well. Well, yeah, look, 1339 01:34:02.800 --> 01:34:06.520 everybody's everybody's if if it's your first time, it's their first time, 1340 01:34:06.600 --> 01:34:10.560 that's gonna be terrible. It's gonna be. But it's not. It's not 1341 01:34:10.600 --> 01:34:13.960 pressure. Good experience less pressure, yeah, it is less. It's it 1342 01:34:14.000 --> 01:34:15.159 is weirdly less pressure. For some reason. It's not at the moment, 1343 01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:18.720 but it is technically it's less pressure than if both of you are inexperienced, 1344 01:34:18.760 --> 01:34:23.399 because you have that like if you're if you if you're gonna lose your virginia. 1345 01:34:23.399 --> 01:34:26.880 As someone who's experienced, that must be so much fucking pressure. We're 1346 01:34:26.880 --> 01:34:29.520 like, oh my god, there's no way I can be good. There's 1347 01:34:29.560 --> 01:34:30.359 no way I can be good to this person that knows how to fuck. 1348 01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:34.359 Yeah, yeah, it's the guide you it's this is this all this like 1349 01:34:34.399 --> 01:34:38.920 it's like I understand what you saying, but it's all this silliness. It's 1350 01:34:38.960 --> 01:34:42.000 like, this is silly. Look, it's just it's just the rule of 1351 01:34:42.039 --> 01:34:44.319 mine. I just I can't. I will not. I'm not going to 1352 01:34:44.399 --> 01:34:46.720 be your your entry into this world. Okay, first of all because I 1353 01:34:46.760 --> 01:34:48.840 just don't find it. First of all, I don't just because I don't 1354 01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:51.680 find that appealing, and also, like I can, it's also the odds 1355 01:34:51.720 --> 01:34:57.600 of you running into that now is that's also finding women around your age that 1356 01:34:57.640 --> 01:35:00.279 haven't banged, because then it would be like you'd be working very backwards. 1357 01:35:00.359 --> 01:35:04.279 Like that's true. Yeah, so yeah, at this point, none you've 1358 01:35:04.279 --> 01:35:11.119 got to really worry about if you really it was really only it was really 1359 01:35:11.119 --> 01:35:14.079 only an anxiety. Yeah, it's kind of true. But it's also like, 1360 01:35:14.279 --> 01:35:16.960 uh, yeah that was that was like a problem like early twenties right 1361 01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:18.640 where people were like, oh, I don't know what it's like. I 1362 01:35:18.680 --> 01:35:21.600 don't want to be rude, but why do you guys feel like if you 1363 01:35:23.000 --> 01:35:30.119 if there was a person around our age and they haven't they haven't, they 1364 01:35:30.119 --> 01:35:34.640 haven't banged yet. Is that does that feel problematic to you? Does that 1365 01:35:34.680 --> 01:35:38.399 feel like there's something wrong? Yes, I think it's bizarre. Yeah, 1366 01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:42.680 I think it's weird. Yeah, and because I feel like it's impossible if 1367 01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:47.159 I feel like, here's the thing either there's a myriad of reasons why, 1368 01:35:47.239 --> 01:35:49.079 like I feel like it's a problem. Like first of all, where we 1369 01:35:49.159 --> 01:35:53.640 are Sweeney and I were like I want to borrow that. I want to 1370 01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:55.800 borrow that. Yeah, aside from that, because that's separate, that's like 1371 01:35:55.840 --> 01:36:00.920 not even interesting what someone's If someone's just a actually and they just don't care, 1372 01:36:00.000 --> 01:36:06.359 Yeah, I just just that's I just didn't want to get any conversations. 1373 01:36:06.359 --> 01:36:15.840 I didn't want to get any messages. Dissen listen, listen, listen, 1374 01:36:15.880 --> 01:36:17.520 listen, listen. I'll be honest, I have my own separate issue 1375 01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:19.800 with those people, all right, I have my own separate problem with those 1376 01:36:19.800 --> 01:36:24.479 people. I fucking hate those people. If you're asexual, I hate you. 1377 01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:26.720 I fucking hate you, not because I think you're a bad person, 1378 01:36:26.760 --> 01:36:30.640 but because I'm very envious of your I'm very envious of your affliction. Like 1379 01:36:30.680 --> 01:36:32.479 I think, I think you've got a fucking sweet ride going on, man, 1380 01:36:32.920 --> 01:36:36.239 and what I would give to enter that ride is fucking crazy. But 1381 01:36:39.159 --> 01:36:42.800 I don't know, man, I just feel like the only people that I've 1382 01:36:42.840 --> 01:36:46.920 met who are my age who have not crossed that boundary yet are people who 1383 01:36:48.239 --> 01:36:56.600 either they're really really like self pitying or like which is in inherently like a 1384 01:36:56.640 --> 01:37:01.520 problem, or they're just really like they're just the worst, you know, 1385 01:37:01.960 --> 01:37:04.800 it's like the worst type of person. And I was I got into an 1386 01:37:04.840 --> 01:37:08.640 argument on Twitter like recently about this, like where I tweeted, like I 1387 01:37:08.840 --> 01:37:12.600 tweeted something about like I don't know, let me find it. I can't 1388 01:37:12.600 --> 01:37:15.119 remember exactly what the message was, but it was like some like weird in 1389 01:37:15.199 --> 01:37:18.119 cell, some weird in cell. It was like it was like a cartoon. 1390 01:37:18.239 --> 01:37:21.399 It was like a woe Jack cartoon almost if some guy like being jealous. 1391 01:37:21.439 --> 01:37:25.920 Look, it looked like Tim Poole. It did look like I didn't 1392 01:37:25.920 --> 01:37:27.840 think that was funny that it looked like to pool, But it was like 1393 01:37:27.880 --> 01:37:30.560 some it was some some in cell Twitter account that was like, your crush 1394 01:37:30.640 --> 01:37:33.199 is likely with somebody else, and just like a bunch of people like woe 1395 01:37:33.319 --> 01:37:35.960 is me in the fucking comments and all this ship and I'm just like, 1396 01:37:35.960 --> 01:37:42.279 have they have these people ever considered that, like the intense desperation that permeates 1397 01:37:42.279 --> 01:37:45.680 from everybody who thinks like this is one of the primary reasons why they're undesirable 1398 01:37:45.680 --> 01:37:50.560 in the first place. Yes, that is on ironically like a serious like 1399 01:37:50.760 --> 01:37:54.119 because I remember, I, dude, I remember being like a kid and 1400 01:37:54.199 --> 01:37:57.479 not like being I remember being in high school and not like scoring and not 1401 01:37:57.520 --> 01:37:59.520 doing well with women. I was just like, oh well whatever, I 1402 01:37:59.640 --> 01:38:04.319 just this. I'm not even joking. The immediate moment I stopped caring, 1403 01:38:05.960 --> 01:38:11.359 it stopped being a problem like actually and so like to me, I feel 1404 01:38:11.359 --> 01:38:13.479 like a lot of it really is just like a lot of self sabotage and 1405 01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:15.039 a lot of self pity and a lot of like I'm a loser. I'm 1406 01:38:15.079 --> 01:38:18.119 a fucking loser. And then you you basically will yourself into being a loser. 1407 01:38:18.159 --> 01:38:21.600 That's not basically you create that fucking future for yourself when you think nobody 1408 01:38:21.640 --> 01:38:26.399 likes that, even even like fucking dudes, even guys, you know, 1409 01:38:26.560 --> 01:38:29.880 guys that will fuck couches and shit, like guys that will literally fuck couches. 1410 01:38:30.159 --> 01:38:31.600 Even they like if a girl comes and she says like, oh woe 1411 01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:34.680 is me? This is this that your eyes immediately like you're looking at the 1412 01:38:34.720 --> 01:38:39.520 couch. You're like, I'd rather fuck the couch right now. Immediately, 1413 01:38:39.720 --> 01:38:42.520 think about think about the think about the types of women. Think think about 1414 01:38:42.680 --> 01:38:45.520 everybody was seen on Twitter who are like hold on han, Think about think 1415 01:38:45.560 --> 01:38:47.680 about any any women on Twitter who's like, man, I can't I can't 1416 01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:50.119 find a guy. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. 1417 01:38:50.720 --> 01:38:59.079 Oh I can't. Everybody's up. Just shut the funny up, Just get 1418 01:38:59.079 --> 01:39:00.359 out, fucking get over it. The same thing applies to you. Why 1419 01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:03.039 do you think that doesn't apply to you, Like you're some guy like whine 1420 01:39:03.399 --> 01:39:05.640 kick get pussy. It's like, holy shit, that's annoying. Shut up, 1421 01:39:05.920 --> 01:39:10.880 Shut the fuck up. This is this is why you can't let me, 1422 01:39:11.239 --> 01:39:14.640 let me look first first, okay, first of all, look too 1423 01:39:14.680 --> 01:39:17.239 intense, too intense. It's it's just it, dude, It really it 1424 01:39:17.279 --> 01:39:23.279 really because I had people responding pop, I had people responding to that that 1425 01:39:23.279 --> 01:39:25.319 fucking tweet where I was said, I was just like, have you ever 1426 01:39:25.720 --> 01:39:28.720 have you ever considered that it's desperation that's the problems and people? And somebody 1427 01:39:28.760 --> 01:39:33.600 was like, dude, you've got like you've got great genetics. You're not 1428 01:39:33.680 --> 01:39:36.199 in this conversation. I'm like, bro, I am five foot four and 1429 01:39:36.239 --> 01:39:40.960 I am blind, great genetics. What are you talking to? What's wrong 1430 01:39:41.000 --> 01:39:45.600 with that guy? I am fighting? I am fighting fighting yet right, 1431 01:39:45.960 --> 01:39:46.720 That's what I mean. It's like, what's what's what's going on with this 1432 01:39:46.720 --> 01:39:51.640 guy? This guy has like eight legs, he's like modoc. I guess 1433 01:39:51.640 --> 01:39:59.479 he looks like slender, he looks like thin guy. He looks like he 1434 01:39:59.479 --> 01:40:01.800 looks like a little nightmares boss. Apparently, Like I don't know what the 1435 01:40:01.880 --> 01:40:05.479 fuck, like, like what could possibly be wrong with you? Like I 1436 01:40:05.520 --> 01:40:10.640 am blind, I am five foot four. What I don't understand, Like 1437 01:40:11.119 --> 01:40:15.079 everybody would say that I have the opposite problem, So like what's the So 1438 01:40:15.159 --> 01:40:17.680 I don't know what I don't get it happened. The chain is at the 1439 01:40:17.760 --> 01:40:24.319 jaw, really, the jaws carrying me? Or could it be or could 1440 01:40:24.359 --> 01:40:30.479 it be the lack of despiration. I don't know. I think what it 1441 01:40:30.600 --> 01:40:33.720 is a lot of people, a lot of people. What happens is that 1442 01:40:33.760 --> 01:40:38.720 the Internet has become a culture of people that's bitching and crying and winding and 1443 01:40:38.800 --> 01:40:44.800 moaning about actual stuff. Dumping trauma, yeah yeah, in general, dude, 1444 01:40:44.800 --> 01:40:47.159 trauma dumping during stream worst experiences ever? Bro is there trying to same? 1445 01:40:47.279 --> 01:40:49.199 Somebody comes to a stream. It's like, yo, dude, I'm 1446 01:40:49.239 --> 01:40:55.640 playing I'm playing Pokemon or Gold right now. All right, I'm trying to 1447 01:40:55.720 --> 01:41:00.279 get my Fralic, myroc Evolve. Leave me alone. But like it's it's 1448 01:41:00.359 --> 01:41:03.159 the idea of like, dude, I know I have one friend right now. 1449 01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:08.000 I have one friend, one friend who is U my age, who 1450 01:41:08.039 --> 01:41:10.880 is a version. I have one friend turn my end is a virgin. 1451 01:41:11.199 --> 01:41:14.840 And the thing is that like they're like, I will do it when I 1452 01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:15.880 do it, but like I don't care, Like I just don't like, 1453 01:41:16.159 --> 01:41:19.720 and they generally don't care. And I think he leans towards more of the 1454 01:41:20.000 --> 01:41:25.640 a sexual aspect of it because he just give like he's like, I know 1455 01:41:25.640 --> 01:41:27.960 what he's attracted to. He's attracted to a woman. Yeah, but he 1456 01:41:28.000 --> 01:41:30.199 doesn't know what. He doesn't give a fuck. But you know the thing 1457 01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:33.119 is, I bet he could have and he just didn't. Yeah he doesn't 1458 01:41:33.159 --> 01:41:40.159 mean who doesn't. He doesn't care, But I've seen it's crazy. The 1459 01:41:40.239 --> 01:41:43.279 thing that's crazy about it is like every time I see like some some some 1460 01:41:43.319 --> 01:41:47.119 guy or some girl like complain about this exact thing, like and they post 1461 01:41:47.199 --> 01:41:53.600 like I don't know, photos or something, and it's like they're they're font. 1462 01:41:53.640 --> 01:41:57.399 They're just normal looking. They're just completely normal looking. The only reason 1463 01:41:57.439 --> 01:42:02.680 why you haven't been lucky is is literally your attitude. It literally, actually 1464 01:42:02.720 --> 01:42:08.720 straight up is all that you know. And I get people like have like 1465 01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:13.600 different I understand that there's like different levels of charisma and all that stuff that 1466 01:42:13.600 --> 01:42:15.119 you learned throughout your life, get it right, a sense of humor, 1467 01:42:15.159 --> 01:42:17.640 all that stuff. I get all that stuff plays into it. But there's 1468 01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:24.000 no way to repel people more than just feeling, first of all, feeling 1469 01:42:24.000 --> 01:42:30.399 sorry for yourself constantly just relegating yourself to this like defeatist, I'm a loser 1470 01:42:31.079 --> 01:42:35.279 reality and just all the stuff that comes with that, Like it's just it's 1471 01:42:35.359 --> 01:42:39.760 it's embarrassing, Like I don't I don't get how they don't understand how they're 1472 01:42:39.760 --> 01:42:42.399 getting in their own way with that ship's yeah, I fe it's not people 1473 01:42:42.399 --> 01:42:45.920 getting in if it's people just like people just aspirations towards getting laid as like 1474 01:42:46.000 --> 01:42:50.439 way like I like also yeah, also like want people to understand this. 1475 01:42:50.560 --> 01:42:55.319 People saying young people that are not not involved in that right now. Sex 1476 01:42:55.439 --> 01:42:59.359 is really not what it's all hyped up to be. It's really not. 1477 01:42:59.479 --> 01:43:05.359 It's not myself I enjoy it. I enjoy it as much as every human 1478 01:43:05.399 --> 01:43:10.119 being with the penis that is a male that is hardwired, mostly correct, 1479 01:43:10.159 --> 01:43:13.600 I'm pretty sure enjoys it. You know. It's like it's it's it's you 1480 01:43:13.640 --> 01:43:15.600 know, it's you like it less though you're you, you like it less 1481 01:43:15.600 --> 01:43:18.399 than most people. I think. I feel like I feel like I do. 1482 01:43:18.479 --> 01:43:23.920 I feel like I do because I saw it it out for so long 1483 01:43:24.000 --> 01:43:26.720 and then when I started getting it this, I was like, this has 1484 01:43:26.760 --> 01:43:30.359 not changed my life at all. This has not changed I am not I 1485 01:43:30.399 --> 01:43:33.439 am not on cloud nine. I never thought about that either. I was 1486 01:43:33.479 --> 01:43:36.359 just like, oh, pussy probably feels great. Oh guess what it does? 1487 01:43:36.840 --> 01:43:40.960 It feels pretty. This was pretty dope. I would still rather a 1488 01:43:41.039 --> 01:43:44.199 divine meal over a pussy. The best person ever had. I still rather 1489 01:43:44.279 --> 01:43:45.960 like a great like a great meal over it. No, that's I mean 1490 01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:50.680 that, that is true. Like that's like like a dick. Right. 1491 01:43:50.760 --> 01:43:54.800 So, but the thing is, I will say and I always always preference 1492 01:43:54.840 --> 01:43:58.000 this because when that is said, I say, you haven't lived until you've 1493 01:43:58.000 --> 01:44:00.840 combined the two start off with something like dessert, like your cap if you 1494 01:44:00.920 --> 01:44:03.760 if you're taking me, you wouldn't like Chris, If you're telling me right 1495 01:44:03.760 --> 01:44:10.479 now, I wouldn't refer your favorite rates meal cooked immaculate over pussy. You're 1496 01:44:10.640 --> 01:44:15.920 crazy. Look, you're crazy. You're my favorite pussy is different than it 1497 01:44:15.960 --> 01:44:20.720 is different favorite meal is pussy. That's different. It's definitely in the top 1498 01:44:20.720 --> 01:44:25.039 five if you would eat, if you're if you're an eater, that's different, 1499 01:44:25.119 --> 01:44:28.520 right, absolutely, I gotta let me confirm my you guys. I'm 1500 01:44:28.520 --> 01:44:30.880 gonna meet you guys real quick. I'm gonna meet myself. Sorry, but 1501 01:44:30.920 --> 01:44:35.840 just simple. Yeah, it's it's pretty much important on it. So people 1502 01:44:35.840 --> 01:44:38.560 put too much important on it. I do agree, I do. I 1503 01:44:38.600 --> 01:44:41.960 do it. Look, it's it's pretty cool. But also I think I 1504 01:44:42.000 --> 01:44:45.359 think the idea that people you know what it is, people seek too much 1505 01:44:46.239 --> 01:44:49.439 yeah out of it is that that's the problem where it's like they think they 1506 01:44:49.439 --> 01:44:53.399 think that like once they achieve it, it'll be like, oh, then 1507 01:44:53.439 --> 01:44:56.640 I'll be happy. It's like no, you will still wake up and you'll 1508 01:44:56.680 --> 01:44:58.960 probably be miserable in the same exact way, and you'll be like, why 1509 01:44:59.039 --> 01:45:03.279 isn't this making me happy? Listen, I'm gonna do it. Boys, 1510 01:45:03.359 --> 01:45:06.319 boys, not not you boys. I'm talking about the boys that are listening 1511 01:45:06.920 --> 01:45:13.119 clip this to those sad sacks of shit or whatever, because they always get 1512 01:45:13.119 --> 01:45:15.279 shited wrong. I've even had people I know asked me for advice about this 1513 01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:18.159 kind of stuff, and I was like, I can't believe x y Z 1514 01:45:18.359 --> 01:45:21.199 is asking me this. You're a pretty good looking guy. You're very talented. 1515 01:45:21.560 --> 01:45:26.800 I know a guy, hold hold hold up, like really a talented 1516 01:45:26.840 --> 01:45:29.840 blonde looking guy that is fucking killer the guitar or I'm like, how is 1517 01:45:29.880 --> 01:45:31.920 this guy not getting pussy? You know, he's one of those people that 1518 01:45:32.079 --> 01:45:35.840 got swept into this shit. I guess where the confidence is just not there 1519 01:45:36.399 --> 01:45:39.840 and all life said to him, and I'll say the same thing that everybody 1520 01:45:39.880 --> 01:45:43.039 at confidence is great. Obviously, that's gonna That's what we have to work 1521 01:45:43.079 --> 01:45:45.319 on. That shit. You know, you gotta get some ws to build 1522 01:45:45.359 --> 01:45:48.800 confidence. The thing is everybody one thing that is so commonly shared between everyone's 1523 01:45:48.880 --> 01:45:51.640 universals. Laughter. Everybody wants to laugh, Everyone wants to have fun. 1524 01:45:51.720 --> 01:45:56.840 You may not be very funny. So how you remedy that the person that 1525 01:45:56.920 --> 01:46:00.119 you want to share laughter with You bring them to a comedy show. You 1526 01:46:00.199 --> 01:46:02.680 guys watch funny shows together, you know, Netflix, watch some fucking sound 1527 01:46:02.720 --> 01:46:06.680 fields, some some community or whatever the fuck. You surround yourself with funny 1528 01:46:06.720 --> 01:46:11.359 shit, funny people that will get you guys connecting with laughter. If you 1529 01:46:11.399 --> 01:46:14.600 can't make them laugh yourselves, if you're not very funny, that is the 1530 01:46:14.640 --> 01:46:16.640 fucking thing. There's a guy, Ralph Garman. His line, he says, 1531 01:46:16.960 --> 01:46:21.720 make them laugh, then you'll be making them breakfast if you get If 1532 01:46:21.720 --> 01:46:25.239 you get it, you stay the night and then you make them funny. 1533 01:46:25.279 --> 01:46:30.600 Carries carries being funny. It's so OPI it's crazy paramount. But that's why 1534 01:46:30.680 --> 01:46:33.119 women are never funny, because women never have to worry about the same trials 1535 01:46:33.479 --> 01:46:42.319 that actually true. It's actually a true thing. It's really rude, say, 1536 01:46:42.399 --> 01:46:46.319 Christopher Hitchen said that it's like they don't need to be funny. I 1537 01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:49.920 mean, we're just funny. I was like, I know, I know 1538 01:46:49.960 --> 01:46:53.239 funny women. I know funny women. I know, like I would give 1539 01:46:53.239 --> 01:46:56.960 it maybe four maybe four funny women. I know if I know, if 1540 01:46:56.960 --> 01:46:58.680 you, I know, if you're funny, you know. It's crazy, 1541 01:46:58.680 --> 01:47:00.880 though I don't. I think I brought this up of the podcast before, 1542 01:47:00.880 --> 01:47:02.520 but I'll bring it up again because it's been a probably like a year and 1543 01:47:02.560 --> 01:47:08.279 some odd probably longer than that. But like, something that I've noticed specifically 1544 01:47:08.359 --> 01:47:14.520 is that if you go to like like independent comedians, like comedians that aren't 1545 01:47:14.520 --> 01:47:17.000 super well known, right, a lot of the time I'll see like male 1546 01:47:17.000 --> 01:47:23.279 comedians go up there and just the least funny people in the fucking world, 1547 01:47:23.520 --> 01:47:27.000 right, And then you see successful male comedians and they're like they're pretty fucking 1548 01:47:27.000 --> 01:47:28.600 good, you know, for the most part. Obviously, it's like, 1549 01:47:28.600 --> 01:47:30.840 you know, everybody, every industry has got its own preferences or whatever, 1550 01:47:30.880 --> 01:47:33.640 but like, at least you know, all these people are you know, 1551 01:47:34.000 --> 01:47:38.600 competent and like they've they're funny, and they've they've proven themselves in some way. 1552 01:47:40.840 --> 01:47:43.319 Like as far as like women in comedy, I find it's so fucking 1553 01:47:43.319 --> 01:47:47.520 fascinating that like a lot of the independent female comics that I've seen are so 1554 01:47:47.720 --> 01:47:51.199 fucking funny, and then the famous ones are not. I don't know what 1555 01:47:51.239 --> 01:47:57.119 the fuck that's about. It's so weird. That's like a weird thing that 1556 01:47:57.119 --> 01:48:02.239 I've noticed. Feel like they have to play in to the societal stigmas and 1557 01:48:02.279 --> 01:48:05.560 the tropes that, oh, guys don't want to hear about you talk about 1558 01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:11.920 guy things, So you got to talk about the fucking stupid girl shit and 1559 01:48:12.279 --> 01:48:15.880 fucking dudes and things that girls, you know, like, and and I'm 1560 01:48:15.920 --> 01:48:18.399 like, that's what I don't want to hear that. I want to hear 1561 01:48:18.840 --> 01:48:24.359 you just crack jokes like anybody else. You can be funny, like i've 1562 01:48:25.479 --> 01:48:29.960 you can't if I went you know me, I went to an open mic 1563 01:48:30.439 --> 01:48:34.680 in the last like two months or like three sometimes sometimes super recently, and 1564 01:48:34.720 --> 01:48:40.159 it was every guy went up there and was just talking about like, yeah, 1565 01:48:40.279 --> 01:48:46.680 so my fucking mom's dead and I'm alone. Uh, like my dick 1566 01:48:46.760 --> 01:48:54.479 fell off. I fucking have aids my hamster, I chewed on my my 1567 01:48:54.560 --> 01:48:57.359 hamster snuck into my hot dog and I chewed him up by accident. And 1568 01:48:57.399 --> 01:49:01.399 now he's gone like just like and and just expecting, well that no, 1569 01:49:01.560 --> 01:49:05.239 that I'm making it funnier like it was. It was. It was actually 1570 01:49:05.359 --> 01:49:11.960 just sad and I was crack like I was. It was so difficult for 1571 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:15.800 me not to laugh out loud at some of this stuff because I knew that 1572 01:49:15.960 --> 01:49:17.920 I wasn't laughing for the right because you could tell it wasn't like a joke. 1573 01:49:18.239 --> 01:49:21.079 You could tell like they were using it as like a sad way to 1574 01:49:21.119 --> 01:49:26.800 kind of like self deprecation. And then they would lead some Yeah, it 1575 01:49:26.840 --> 01:49:28.840 was like it was like a free therapy session. I'm like, dude, 1576 01:49:28.960 --> 01:49:31.319 men are not funny right now. I don't know what the fuck is going 1577 01:49:31.359 --> 01:49:35.520 on. But and you said it earlier, but like confidence, I really 1578 01:49:35.520 --> 01:49:38.680 feel like a lot of these, like a lot of these in cell message 1579 01:49:38.680 --> 01:49:42.399 boards and a lot of these like subcommunities, I feel like their primary goal 1580 01:49:42.479 --> 01:49:45.680 is to just sap the confidence from people, Like I really feel like it's 1581 01:49:45.720 --> 01:49:47.960 their goal is like to just drain people of any any sense of self worth. 1582 01:49:48.079 --> 01:49:50.600 So that way they keep coming back to the forum and they keeping clicking 1583 01:49:50.600 --> 01:49:54.079 on like fucking ads or they can't or I don't. I don't even know, 1584 01:49:54.079 --> 01:49:55.800 man, I don't know how they make their fucking money. I don't 1585 01:49:55.840 --> 01:49:59.439 know, but it seems like there's a financial incentive just make people feel as 1586 01:49:59.439 --> 01:50:01.399 bad as pos about being themselves as possible. It's weird. I agree with. 1587 01:50:01.800 --> 01:50:05.439 I don't like it. I think it's fucking dumb. Yeah. Agree. 1588 01:50:06.039 --> 01:50:13.239 Anyway, where are we at? Opinion? My dog ran away. 1589 01:50:13.720 --> 01:50:18.600 I got shot in the hip because self deprecations big. It's become too easy 1590 01:50:18.640 --> 01:50:23.840 we compare ourselves to people. Yeah, it's it's it's too many problems. 1591 01:50:23.840 --> 01:50:27.319 There's too many problems that people have to them naturally, and like now it's 1592 01:50:27.319 --> 01:50:30.359 all we've become as a society. It's like, oh, we're just not 1593 01:50:30.520 --> 01:50:33.000 that. And it's like, dude, you're gotta understand you're not You're just 1594 01:50:33.000 --> 01:50:39.760 just exist and enjoy your existence and stop being such a fucking chudd that's it, 1595 01:50:39.800 --> 01:50:42.800 man. Like I'm a fat dude bro, and I still I can 1596 01:50:42.840 --> 01:50:45.399 still pull girls. It's it's not hard. All you have to do is 1597 01:50:45.439 --> 01:50:49.319 just approach them and try to be personable just grab them. I don't know, 1598 01:50:49.399 --> 01:50:53.079 man, that just can't be the reason you're doing Like, like if 1599 01:50:53.760 --> 01:50:55.600 I feel like the reason people do it is to like, oh, they 1600 01:50:55.600 --> 01:50:57.359 think it's gonna make them happy, and it's like, it's not gonna make 1601 01:50:57.359 --> 01:50:59.720 you happy. Like if you're miserable, there's a lot of stuff going on 1602 01:50:59.840 --> 01:51:01.199 in that you got to figure out before. And nobody wants to be with 1603 01:51:01.199 --> 01:51:03.720 a fucking miserable person. Yeah, I mean, I know that sucks, 1604 01:51:03.960 --> 01:51:06.399 and like I'm sure like there's a lot of valid reasons. There's probably a 1605 01:51:06.399 --> 01:51:09.720 lot of valid reasons it's to be miserable right now, you know, but 1606 01:51:09.800 --> 01:51:13.720 like it, I don't know, man, It's it's just I don't know. 1607 01:51:15.640 --> 01:51:17.279 I've had a loss how to help these people. And it's like, 1608 01:51:17.399 --> 01:51:21.039 dude, you know, like become miserable together, you know, don't be 1609 01:51:21.159 --> 01:51:25.920 miserable with a jump. Make each other miserable. That's how it works. 1610 01:51:26.000 --> 01:51:29.319 Yeah, definitely make it miserable, you know, and stay together that miser 1611 01:51:29.359 --> 01:51:31.760 relationship. Have a bunch of kids out of hatred, mistreat your kids, 1612 01:51:32.199 --> 01:51:36.319 create generational problems like the classic like it, Oh my god. A lot 1613 01:51:36.359 --> 01:51:40.920 of some of the responses to this are fucking crazy. Well yeah, I 1614 01:51:41.039 --> 01:51:43.800 read some of them. A lot of talk from a guy whose jawline could 1615 01:51:43.800 --> 01:51:47.960 cut a nation in half. What a bunch of fum's crazy, bro. 1616 01:51:48.199 --> 01:51:53.880 This is like they're just saying, it's crazy. I'm trying to find anything 1617 01:51:53.880 --> 01:51:57.159 about you that is like, Oh, here's the one thing that's good to 1618 01:51:57.279 --> 01:52:02.119 let me act like you're you're fucking uh you're that Asian doctor on fucking uh 1619 01:52:02.319 --> 01:52:06.840 good doctor. You're that's you. Yeah, you're you're him now like oh 1620 01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:11.560 man, yeah, you have them. It's it's it's them going up to 1621 01:52:11.560 --> 01:52:16.119 me and they're like, I am a virgin. I am a virgin. 1622 01:52:20.119 --> 01:52:24.159 What's happening? What's happening? To get it? It's like, all right, 1623 01:52:24.159 --> 01:52:27.079 man, God bless you know. I wish you guys luck sincerely. 1624 01:52:27.199 --> 01:52:29.920 Just get out of your pity party. And I really feel like if you 1625 01:52:29.960 --> 01:52:31.359 get out of your pity party, you'll have a lot more like although who 1626 01:52:31.359 --> 01:52:34.199 am I talking to? They're not listening to this, They're not. They're 1627 01:52:34.239 --> 01:52:38.800 too busy listening to sneak Will be a cunt our podcast. Let listen to 1628 01:52:38.800 --> 01:52:43.199 sneak O and the Aiden Ross and whoever true. Yeah, they're listening to 1629 01:52:43.239 --> 01:52:46.000 those guys. Oh God, Jesus Christ. Hearing Aiden Ross, Hearing Aiden 1630 01:52:46.119 --> 01:52:49.640 Ross and Secu talk makes me want to hurt people. Bro. I actually 1631 01:52:50.319 --> 01:52:55.960 they just they just rushed through words. I'm so not a violent person, 1632 01:52:56.039 --> 01:53:00.800 but like I I feel like if I ran into those people person, I 1633 01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:09.199 might just push for a fight. Might just you might just instigate. I 1634 01:53:09.319 --> 01:53:12.359 might just a little bit because I usually don't stay out on shit, but 1635 01:53:12.880 --> 01:53:16.680 I kind of want them to get beaten up, you know. I'm like, 1636 01:53:16.680 --> 01:53:18.560 like, I want to, like, I want to create a fake 1637 01:53:18.680 --> 01:53:21.439 thing that they did bad. Let's put on the internet. Like that's how 1638 01:53:21.520 --> 01:53:25.479 much I don't like them. I want to lie. I want to want 1639 01:53:25.520 --> 01:53:30.720 to take part in a lie and loving them. Let's go right now, 1640 01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:32.880 we've got any more questions or were wrapping this bitch? I think we're wrapping 1641 01:53:32.960 --> 01:53:36.680 up. We're about to hit two hours. Yeah, thanks, thanks everybody 1642 01:53:38.000 --> 01:53:40.600 for showing up. I remember going to a picture on dot com slash of 1643 01:53:40.600 --> 01:53:44.840 snark tank to get your to get your ship going on. We got Derek 1644 01:53:44.880 --> 01:53:46.279 and I got a song coming out soon, so keep your eyes peeled for 1645 01:53:46.319 --> 01:53:53.560 that. Uh and uh, you know, rest in peace. Donnie doesn't 1646 01:53:53.560 --> 01:54:01.039 pay fucking idiots. Every step take all right, let's let's count down. 1647 01:54:01.720 --> 01:54:12.079 Man, three two one sang and be so gay. I miss you, 1648 01:54:12.239 --> 01:54:16.319 my nigga. That was beautiful, beautiful said, hey, that's you gotta 1649 01:54:16.319 --> 01:54:18.439 take. You gotta change that a little bit. You gotta change that a 1650 01:54:18.479 --> 01:54:23.600 lot. Actually, I think I think that needs so it's good, so 1651 01:54:23.640 --> 01:54:31.199 we like it. But can you change every words? Make a different songs, 1652 01:54:31.199 --> 01:54:34.600 make a different song, a different title, to change the chords, 1653 01:54:34.640 --> 01:54:42.159 make it, make it for three plea see record label? Should say change 1654 01:54:42.199 --> 01:54:47.680 every word? Okay? The ghost of Tom Sweeney's YouTube channel, Old Debbie 1655 01:54:47.720 --> 01:54:51.800 cum fingers nice the only snark tank patron? Do you have both justifiably and 1656 01:54:51.920 --> 01:54:56.520 verifiably shot and killed not just one, but two people? It was ruled 1657 01:54:56.880 --> 01:55:01.199 as a blank? I can't see. Well, okay, please elaborate on 1658 01:55:01.239 --> 01:55:04.479 that. That's man. How strong do you feel? Did? Did you 1659 01:55:04.479 --> 01:55:09.439 feel stronger after you did it? I literally want to that red on the 1660 01:55:09.479 --> 01:55:12.920 next podcast. Yeah. I want to know what the story is, dude, 1661 01:55:12.960 --> 01:55:15.640 I want to know what the story is. Uh, do you have 1662 01:55:15.720 --> 01:55:21.039 to have that baby? The baby? Oh that's awesome. Do you have 1663 01:55:21.239 --> 01:55:31.479 the time to bust in might behind? How about in in every Man all 1664 01:55:31.600 --> 01:55:35.800 that once not bad. There might be something. There might be something there. 1665 01:55:35.920 --> 01:55:39.039 My friend might have to take that. We might have to build on 1666 01:55:39.039 --> 01:55:40.800 that. We might have to stay. Yeah, we might, we might. 1667 01:55:40.840 --> 01:55:45.880 We might build on that little little thing he got there. 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Hi about that Special Victims Unit. 1676 01:56:30.079 --> 01:56:36.159 We should we have to I should write that down so we don't forget things 1677 01:56:36.159 --> 01:56:42.000 like that. Yeah, like game of throwing Special Victims. Special Victims Unit 1678 01:56:42.119 --> 01:56:45.399 is so good. Can't ry this thing whereon Hunter put buck a Sweeney Sweeney 1679 01:56:45.399 --> 01:56:50.399 Sweeney gallop, swallow up my PENI bend my dick, come in or snatch 1680 01:56:50.479 --> 01:56:57.439 sings and the people proud and gay shouting, give me dick, hooray nice 1681 01:56:57.720 --> 01:57:00.760 she pipkin on my pippa possum. Yes, it's my real name. I 1682 01:57:00.039 --> 01:57:12.479 the Jesus Demo Nation, average Clint Energy. Put your fat cock in, 1683 01:57:13.039 --> 01:57:17.239 pull your fat cock out, and do the fucky fucky and turn my ass 1684 01:57:17.399 --> 01:57:21.520 inside out. That's what being gay is, all of it. It's almost 1685 01:57:21.800 --> 01:57:31.199 like there's a syllable problem. Syllables, there's a syllabut it's yeah, it 1686 01:57:31.239 --> 01:57:33.720 should it should be put your fat cocking, pull your fat cock out, 1687 01:57:34.000 --> 01:57:39.079 do the fucky wucky. I like fucking wucky, personal like more than and 1688 01:57:39.279 --> 01:57:42.920 turn me inside out. Yeah, turn my ass inside out. It is 1689 01:57:42.960 --> 01:57:45.840 unecessary. You already know that's the ass. It's implied by the song. 1690 01:57:45.840 --> 01:57:56.720 This is why we're the experts, right that this is what it afterwards closing 1691 01:57:56.760 --> 01:57:59.680 for it, I'd be perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they should 1692 01:57:59.720 --> 01:58:00.920 make he does wear GoPros in prison so you can see what happens to then 1693 01:58:00.920 --> 01:58:05.079 I think that would that would just be a crazy tene. You gotta buy 1694 01:58:05.119 --> 01:58:10.119 it on like HBO, like pay per view, easily, easily. That 1695 01:58:10.760 --> 01:58:16.319 star coffee a cop a cock goblin goblin, Robin William's Grave. Oh a 1696 01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:23.840 cock goblin goblin robbing Robin Williams Grave. Okay, well, Robin so Robs 1697 01:58:23.880 --> 01:58:28.319 is decaying penis. Yeah, he takes it, takes he takes the noose. 1698 01:58:29.079 --> 01:58:34.600 I like it, click it off, got it? But hey, 1699 01:58:34.680 --> 01:58:41.640 what are you doing? Goblin Spiegel arguing over whether to say the Edward Transfer 1700 01:58:41.760 --> 01:58:45.479 Gremlin exposing people with lactose and tolerance to ninety million rodigens of ionizing radiation. 1701 01:58:46.159 --> 01:58:51.319 USh not Vin Penn, the Angelic Dungeon Master presents Game of Throwing Special Victims 1702 01:58:51.359 --> 01:58:56.600 Unit Craig the Canadian Richard Fisting called me Dick, it's your boy. Shawny 1703 01:58:56.680 --> 01:58:59.039 d Southern Sweet Tea Matt Walts is the hero of our Tame Sweet Baby Game 1704 01:58:59.039 --> 01:59:03.760 for Life. Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie Butterknife on YouTube pumped three XO, 1705 01:59:03.880 --> 01:59:09.159 wondering if his if his half elf Bard is considered a monster fucker for 1706 01:59:09.359 --> 01:59:15.159 romancing Lazel Lazelle correctly. Thirty five hours deep into Act one, I uninstalled 1707 01:59:15.199 --> 01:59:20.039 it already. I can't wait. You what I can't. I can't. 1708 01:59:20.119 --> 01:59:23.359 I have too much work. And then Starfield is like right around the corner. 1709 01:59:23.399 --> 01:59:27.960 I'm not, I'm you're missing out man missing now I'm at and it's 1710 01:59:28.000 --> 01:59:31.239 it's literally like, like, that's the best storytelling I've seen the video game 1711 01:59:31.279 --> 01:59:38.199 thus far. It's up it's update with me with like storytelling wise, I 1712 01:59:38.279 --> 01:59:41.279 think it's up there with like Redhead's a different kind of way of telling story. 1713 01:59:41.920 --> 01:59:44.640 But when it comes to character writing, I've I've just never seen better 1714 01:59:44.720 --> 01:59:46.680 character writing. It's like, oh, this is just business flawless. I 1715 01:59:48.039 --> 01:59:50.520 yeah, it's it's cool. I like it. It's a game where if 1716 01:59:50.520 --> 01:59:53.520 you piss off a genie and they can turn you into cheese. I think 1717 01:59:53.520 --> 01:59:55.960 it's cute. It's it's got some cute stuff going on. I just I 1718 01:59:57.560 --> 02:00:00.520 really hate combat in it, Like I really, I can't. I can't 1719 02:00:00.560 --> 02:00:02.920 do it. I really fucking hate it. It is the least fun I've 1720 02:00:02.920 --> 02:00:08.720 had doing anything like combat so cool too, It's insane, But that's that's 1721 02:00:08.720 --> 02:00:10.680 how you are. That's not you're kind the game I mean I'm playing. 1722 02:00:10.680 --> 02:00:15.119 I've also played three game who Is? Who Is? Who is like incredibly 1723 02:00:15.119 --> 02:00:17.000 powerless. So like maybe maybe if I was playing a barbarian, I'd have 1724 02:00:17.000 --> 02:00:20.439 more fun, but like and maybe may I don't know, maybe I'll get 1725 02:00:20.439 --> 02:00:24.800 it. Maybe I'll try it again like in December and try like a barbarian 1726 02:00:24.840 --> 02:00:28.079 instead, because like there's too many fucking stipulations about about the rogue that are 1727 02:00:28.760 --> 02:00:30.720 like if if I was playing a rogue and like like an actual game where 1728 02:00:30.720 --> 02:00:32.880 I actually had control of my character, I feel like I'd have a lot 1729 02:00:32.880 --> 02:00:36.159 more fun. But in this thing about the thing about rogues, rogues are 1730 02:00:36.199 --> 02:00:40.479 supposed to be jacks of all trades. You play a rogue to like I 1731 02:00:40.560 --> 02:00:43.239 want to be good at picking locks, I want to be good at finding 1732 02:00:43.279 --> 02:00:45.800 traps. I want to be really good at history. That's what. That's 1733 02:00:45.800 --> 02:00:48.640 how you play a rogue. You know, they're like they give, they 1734 02:00:48.720 --> 02:00:51.479 give you think about it. But the thing about it is that like I'm 1735 02:00:51.520 --> 02:00:54.920 playing this fucking rogue and then like, all right, I could sneak attack 1736 02:00:54.960 --> 02:00:57.600 people, and then I sneak around and then I go behind somebody and I 1737 02:00:57.600 --> 02:00:59.760 pull out my knife to sneak attack. I mean, I don't have advantage, 1738 02:00:59.760 --> 02:01:03.279 so I can't do it, and it's it's okay. I mean, 1739 02:01:03.600 --> 02:01:08.239 if if you insist this is fucking stupid, I don't. I don't care 1740 02:01:08.279 --> 02:01:12.520 for this at all entirely, Like why wouldn't I just play a barbarian and 1741 02:01:12.560 --> 02:01:15.279 punch everything? For the biggest thing, it's trying to have an enemy within 1742 02:01:15.479 --> 02:01:20.640 range of the person you're gonna seek attack using using your range weapons or you're 1743 02:01:20.640 --> 02:01:25.640 interesting I have because right now I'm a Rogan ranger right now, and I'm 1744 02:01:25.640 --> 02:01:30.640 fucking hurting people. I don't. I just I can't. I can't because 1745 02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:31.520 I even tried this thing where it's like, okay, I'm gonna have one 1746 02:01:31.560 --> 02:01:34.279 of my party members talk to this guy, right and I have him talked 1747 02:01:34.279 --> 02:01:38.640 to him so he's distracted, and then I go up behind him and it's 1748 02:01:38.640 --> 02:01:41.399 like you can't do this, and it's like what can I fucking do? 1749 02:01:41.520 --> 02:01:45.720 Then that's in Balder's Gate that it's like that. I don't know, man, 1750 02:01:45.840 --> 02:01:48.199 I it's it's frustrating. It's frustrating because I know how good it is, 1751 02:01:48.239 --> 02:01:50.039 Like I understand that it's like a really good game, Like I like 1752 02:01:50.079 --> 02:01:54.000 the character writing, I like the story, but like to suffer through this 1753 02:01:54.079 --> 02:01:58.359 combat that is so uniquely unfun heavy for me. I can't do it. 1754 02:01:58.840 --> 02:02:02.079 What are you playing? You're playing? I always start off with the most 1755 02:02:02.119 --> 02:02:05.880 boring like usually, and then I work on a fighter. Yeah, I 1756 02:02:05.880 --> 02:02:11.159 mean fighters are they do damage the people, They hurt people. But that's 1757 02:02:11.159 --> 02:02:13.319 how I start off, and then I and then I like to work my 1758 02:02:13.359 --> 02:02:15.239 way around. I always want to see that first. I want to I 1759 02:02:15.239 --> 02:02:18.079 want to see how the fighters, how they do their thing. I want 1760 02:02:18.119 --> 02:02:21.760 us to do some dual wilding and uh, but Chris, you're fucking a 1761 02:02:21.960 --> 02:02:27.760 solution, man, I've seen this inforums. You could the people that are 1762 02:02:28.199 --> 02:02:32.520 I think it's unbearable. Just slap one of the trainers on and fucking have 1763 02:02:33.119 --> 02:02:36.520 you'll have the what is the the you know, your movement your movement cap 1764 02:02:36.600 --> 02:02:43.000 or whatever. You can remove that so you can just fucking just like kind 1765 02:02:43.039 --> 02:02:45.800 of speed up the fight wall. You can. You'll just you'll you'll can. 1766 02:02:45.920 --> 02:02:48.720 It'll ruin the combat experience. But if you don't like the experience, 1767 02:02:48.760 --> 02:02:54.800 it's perfect for you to literally to just get past the tactics and just start 1768 02:02:54.880 --> 02:03:00.760 killing everyone. It's the whole Like I'm two feet away from somebody and then 1769 02:03:00.800 --> 02:03:03.439 I slashed my sword at them, and then I miss is fucking like, 1770 02:03:03.520 --> 02:03:10.479 I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure it's fun for people. 1771 02:03:10.479 --> 02:03:13.239 I'm sure, but like I can't. I can't do it, like 1772 02:03:13.520 --> 02:03:15.800 like one of the big Bucks, like one of the big bus fights I 1773 02:03:15.840 --> 02:03:17.199 have. I developed a WAYPI. I got a way point in like a 1774 02:03:17.279 --> 02:03:21.600 castle. So the Big Bus fight, I snuck around inside. I set 1775 02:03:21.680 --> 02:03:27.000 my raven to turn off all of the fucking lights in the room, and 1776 02:03:27.039 --> 02:03:30.279 then I went up behind a boss that I'm supposed to enter a whole big 1777 02:03:30.319 --> 02:03:34.760 seede with and I stabbed him in the bag and killed them instantly, and 1778 02:03:34.800 --> 02:03:39.800 then everyone else the running and just ransack the people. And I was like, 1779 02:03:39.840 --> 02:03:44.079 this, yeah, it sounds it sounds like something. It's it sounds 1780 02:03:44.079 --> 02:03:47.640 like something that would be so fun to do in real time. That's the 1781 02:03:47.920 --> 02:03:49.800 that's my thing. It's like I look at all this stuff and I'm like, 1782 02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:54.039 this looks this would be so fun to do. And that's kind of 1783 02:03:54.039 --> 02:03:58.640 the thing where it's like I do this in every fucking game, every other 1784 02:03:58.680 --> 02:04:00.960 game that I play, except it's not arbitrarily turn based, and I get 1785 02:04:00.960 --> 02:04:02.960 it. It's part of the game. It's like it's just how it's how 1786 02:04:03.039 --> 02:04:05.119 D and D works. I get it, but like I don't know, 1787 02:04:05.359 --> 02:04:11.359 I'll I'll probably jump back into it with like a like a much stronger class, 1788 02:04:11.880 --> 02:04:15.600 like one that's not fucking I will just try to fight a barbarian for 1789 02:04:15.680 --> 02:04:17.479 the beginning. Since you don't understand I'm gonna do barbarian next time, I'm 1790 02:04:17.479 --> 02:04:23.359 just I'm just gonna clap people's heads into into dust because I'm just I'm tired 1791 02:04:23.399 --> 02:04:26.479 of trying. I'm sorry, I'm tired of I'm tired of trying to find 1792 02:04:26.600 --> 02:04:29.159 clever ways around situations in the game not letting me do it because I don't 1793 02:04:29.159 --> 02:04:32.000 have advantage. So it's it's just like I had a barbarian until I got 1794 02:04:32.079 --> 02:04:34.239 them to a point where I could make him a paladin. I have a 1795 02:04:34.279 --> 02:04:39.039 paladin barbarian that runs around beating a dog fuck out of everyone for me. 1796 02:04:39.920 --> 02:04:43.439 Yeah. But the reason, but the main reason, but the main reason 1797 02:04:43.479 --> 02:04:46.399 I uninstalled it though, is because like, look, there's seven more days. 1798 02:04:47.199 --> 02:04:49.560 There's seven it's a huge game. It's gonna take me fucking weeks to 1799 02:04:49.600 --> 02:04:56.600 get through it. It's seven it's seven days until Starfield and personally speaking, 1800 02:04:57.199 --> 02:05:00.359 but as the games just do something for me that a lot of the games 1801 02:05:00.399 --> 02:05:01.680 don't. I know, I'm gonna be sucked into Starfield. I know it's 1802 02:05:01.720 --> 02:05:06.239 gonna do something, so I want to get through that before I even touched 1803 02:05:06.239 --> 02:05:10.239 Paul this kid again, that's I feel the opposite for me, Befo. 1804 02:05:10.720 --> 02:05:13.119 It's like it's it's just the same kind of game you were addicted to. 1805 02:05:13.399 --> 02:05:15.840 You were addicted to Skyrim twenty I know, And then I played in years 1806 02:05:16.079 --> 02:05:18.880 that was the first one I played. Right then I played fall Out when 1807 02:05:18.880 --> 02:05:21.680 I was just the same thing. I played Fallout three back when it came 1808 02:05:21.720 --> 02:05:24.680 out, and it was the same thing, and I was like, they're 1809 02:05:24.720 --> 02:05:28.039 just they're the same kinds of games. There's in different settings. So I'll 1810 02:05:28.039 --> 02:05:31.000 see, I'll see, I'll probably play Starfields. I'll see what it's like. 1811 02:05:31.119 --> 02:05:34.560 It might be cool, it might I'm I'm I'm going into it low 1812 02:05:34.560 --> 02:05:40.439 its with agents because I feel like it's gonna like shit. But it's because 1813 02:05:40.439 --> 02:05:43.439 I don't like is gonna make me not play the game. But we'll see. 1814 02:05:43.439 --> 02:05:46.279 I think it's gonna be at least decent. We'll see, just like 1815 02:05:46.359 --> 02:05:50.800 we don't care about Starfield. Is give me that new Elder scrolls though yet 1816 02:05:53.680 --> 02:05:58.520 I don't know mans bro. I like science fiction stuff. I I I'm 1817 02:05:58.560 --> 02:06:00.479 into it. I'm into whatever they're doing. Oh yes, I'm hearing. 1818 02:06:02.239 --> 02:06:05.680 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna break. I'm not gonna break anybody's nda for 1819 02:06:05.880 --> 02:06:12.720 them. But like I'm pretty I'm pretty keen. I'm pretty keen to get 1820 02:06:12.760 --> 02:06:15.479 my hands on this fucking thing. I know a lot of I know a 1821 02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:16.880 lot of people who are playing it. I know a lot of people who 1822 02:06:16.880 --> 02:06:18.479 are playing it right now, and like, they haven't broken. They haven't 1823 02:06:18.520 --> 02:06:24.079 told me anything specifically. They're like, dude. A few of them have 1824 02:06:24.199 --> 02:06:26.239 said, like, this is exactly for you, and I'm like, yes, 1825 02:06:26.439 --> 02:06:28.600 I have heard it runs like shit, though I haven't heard of that 1826 02:06:28.760 --> 02:06:31.000 exactly already. I've heard that multiple I like this game runs like dogs, 1827 02:06:31.119 --> 02:06:33.880 I mean, but it is a great game keeping it so it's really fun. 1828 02:06:33.920 --> 02:06:41.199 It is that like pre game. If it ran perfectly, apparently like 1829 02:06:42.600 --> 02:06:45.399 the game, if it ran perfectly, it'd be a finished one. But 1830 02:06:45.479 --> 02:06:49.079 they're gonna get there in three months. Entirely, it'll be fine. If 1831 02:06:49.079 --> 02:06:51.600 you have a PC that'll run it, it's fine. I'm sure that's true. 1832 02:06:53.960 --> 02:06:59.680 Anyway, Uh. Also, get is so fucking like like gigabytes. 1833 02:06:59.720 --> 02:07:01.600 Wise, Bro, it's so big, it's so big, and it's so 1834 02:07:01.800 --> 02:07:08.079 demanding. Can't I can't have this, dude, I can't have I can't 1835 02:07:08.079 --> 02:07:12.199 have that end Starfield on the same machine. Like every time every time I 1836 02:07:12.319 --> 02:07:15.920 teleport, every time I teleport somewhere, I can hear the fans of my 1837 02:07:15.000 --> 02:07:18.520 computer turn on. Dude. Yeah yeah, they're like, Yo, give 1838 02:07:18.560 --> 02:07:23.319 me a second, Yo, make sure you turn off everything else all right? 1839 02:07:23.439 --> 02:07:28.399 Before you know, my rig is no slouch and it is screaming sometimes. 1840 02:07:29.920 --> 02:07:35.600 It is anyway spicy video game. That guy's let's bring on home. 1841 02:07:35.720 --> 02:07:39.840 That guy that's gonna ask if you would if you would drink your girlfriend's breast 1842 02:07:39.880 --> 02:07:43.880 milk, slurping, stroke and smoking, joking emoticons going like this morning Alice 1843 02:07:43.880 --> 02:07:47.720 sheeney Tie sees Caesar little Nancy Pelosi killing a palicine for the massive tits. 1844 02:07:48.159 --> 02:07:55.800 Uh. Jeffrey the County Jeffrey, the county jail bone mason who carves your 1845 02:07:55.880 --> 02:08:00.840 skull. I forgot about that. The guy in jail that's carving it was 1846 02:08:01.840 --> 02:08:09.680 oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Jail, just overnight jail, not 1847 02:08:09.760 --> 02:08:18.399 even jail, just want to blow me some white guy Jeff Kealey performing fatalities 1848 02:08:18.439 --> 02:08:22.479 on people trying to walk upon his stage. Uh, dude, I didn't 1849 02:08:22.520 --> 02:08:28.199 talk igot about that. We totally forgot about that. Oh I knew something, 1850 02:08:28.600 --> 02:08:33.239 bro. So here's the thing. At this time, shoot him this 1851 02:08:33.479 --> 02:08:35.520 at this point, third time, third times a strike. I think he 1852 02:08:35.600 --> 02:08:39.159 has full reins to do whatever he wants. Please. I think he should 1853 02:08:41.399 --> 02:08:43.960 just start really hurting people, bro, like we do live executions now, 1854 02:08:45.079 --> 02:08:46.960 like for people. They don't fuck around anymore. Dude, that get more 1855 02:08:48.000 --> 02:08:52.079 so embarrassing references no more. It was so fun. Such a fail, 1856 02:08:54.039 --> 02:08:58.359 dude, It was such a fail because like no one laughed like it, 1857 02:08:58.880 --> 02:09:01.840 and and the thing about it that, okay, so that first kid is 1858 02:09:01.920 --> 02:09:03.680 lame also, But like the thing that was impressive about that first kid it 1859 02:09:03.720 --> 02:09:09.119 was that he managed to sneak up on stage with the people and nobody like 1860 02:09:09.239 --> 02:09:11.960 and he was just standing with the developers and everybody. No one thought like, 1861 02:09:11.039 --> 02:09:15.640 who's this kid, And then he managed to go up there and then 1862 02:09:15.680 --> 02:09:18.399 he had and then he went off on that weird tirade and then it just 1863 02:09:18.640 --> 02:09:20.079 ended right and it was like that was like it was lame, but it 1864 02:09:20.159 --> 02:09:24.199 was at least like somewhat interesting that that happened this time. It was like 1865 02:09:24.279 --> 02:09:28.680 a guy probably like twice this kid's age, maybe even three times his kid's 1866 02:09:28.720 --> 02:09:33.359 age, who went up on stage, ripped him off and in a worse 1867 02:09:33.479 --> 02:09:39.760 way, like in a in a less funny way, imagine mimicking a child 1868 02:09:39.520 --> 02:09:43.000 and not being able to do it well, like, imagine not being able 1869 02:09:43.000 --> 02:09:46.640 to outshine and want to try. Like the next guy's gonna die, dude, 1870 02:09:46.680 --> 02:09:48.039 the next the next guy who does this is gonna get shot to shit, 1871 02:09:50.479 --> 02:09:52.960 blunderbust out of his pocket, put him against the guy's neck and blow 1872 02:09:54.079 --> 02:09:58.920 his head. It's gonna do. It's gonna be disc Yeah, dude, 1873 02:10:00.399 --> 02:10:09.359 it's got the cla like the clarinet, fucking barrels and rocks. Bro's not 1874 02:10:09.520 --> 02:10:18.920 playing anymore. I knew prototypes that game is gonna be fucking dude. This 1875 02:10:18.039 --> 02:10:22.960 year. It comes up this year. Ah right, we gotta do that 1876 02:10:22.039 --> 02:10:24.720 episode. Yeah, we still have to do that episode about the fucking is 1877 02:10:24.720 --> 02:10:28.479 coming out this year. No, no, next year, next year. 1878 02:10:28.680 --> 02:10:31.000 Let's say what the fuck my friends are working on it. Hadn't hear anything 1879 02:10:31.039 --> 02:10:33.520 about that? No, no, no, yeah, it's next year. 1880 02:10:33.520 --> 02:10:37.800 It's next year for sure. Anyway, guy Avy, something funny and topical 1881 02:10:37.880 --> 02:10:41.439 going to model the women in Bather's Gate be built like Ivy from Soul Caliber. 1882 02:10:41.479 --> 02:10:43.560 All my women are name, all of them. I mean, that's 1883 02:10:43.680 --> 02:10:46.279 requirement. It's it's it's it was like, this game's made for me. 1884 02:10:46.359 --> 02:10:50.680 I don't even need Actually, you know, it's crazy. It actually disadvantage, 1885 02:10:50.720 --> 02:10:54.680 like because because I had the scale mail for a while and it was 1886 02:10:54.760 --> 02:10:56.680 just like giving me like fucking complete shit rolls. I was like, fuck 1887 02:10:56.760 --> 02:11:01.000 this, I'm just gonna go and naked, and I did without the fucking 1888 02:11:01.119 --> 02:11:07.359 armor on. So it's it's almost like my shadow Heart my Carlac are lactating 1889 02:11:07.439 --> 02:11:13.359 Bro's fire. Yea almost. So here's the thing. I almost moded Bigger 1890 02:11:13.399 --> 02:11:16.239 Tits because it's available. So the reason I didn't do it. No, 1891 02:11:16.399 --> 02:11:20.319 So I took a screenshot from the Nexus mod and I'm like, oh, 1892 02:11:20.359 --> 02:11:22.760 this is awesome. The thing is though, and I don't know how to 1893 02:11:22.800 --> 02:11:26.760 get around this just yet because people have patches for converting from the early access 1894 02:11:26.840 --> 02:11:31.720 to the new game and whatever. It didn't work for me and lost it 1895 02:11:33.000 --> 02:11:35.399 gave me. I couldn't play the game it's like you need to remove every 1896 02:11:35.640 --> 02:11:41.279 mod anything that's even before you can continue it. And it took me fucking 1897 02:11:41.399 --> 02:11:45.239 forever to find every file that because it wasn't even a lot of files, 1898 02:11:45.600 --> 02:11:50.279 but the shit is between your app data and works common files. It pissed 1899 02:11:50.319 --> 02:11:52.199 me off so much, dude. This is why on ironically, this is 1900 02:11:52.239 --> 02:11:56.520 why I don't like moden games anymore, because like I did that with the 1901 02:11:56.560 --> 02:12:01.399 mass Chief collection because I did some some custom mods in there to do something 1902 02:12:01.880 --> 02:12:07.439 and then it fucked my controls like entirely, and like it would it straight 1903 02:12:07.520 --> 02:12:13.439 up like wouldn't let me like zoom in just the way that. And they 1904 02:12:13.439 --> 02:12:15.479 were like you have to get rid of it, and I was like yeah, 1905 02:12:16.279 --> 02:12:18.560 and you have to get rid of like and it's there's always one thing 1906 02:12:18.640 --> 02:12:20.399 here and one thing there, and one thing there and one thing there. 1907 02:12:20.439 --> 02:12:24.399 And it's like, I don't this was such a nightmare. It says, 1908 02:12:24.439 --> 02:12:26.680 oh, your games on this fine, Like all right, cool? Opening 1909 02:12:26.760 --> 02:12:31.479 up? Do you see no game game? You just see like like a 1910 02:12:31.600 --> 02:12:33.159 little thing that's like the game is here, I'm just not going to show 1911 02:12:33.199 --> 02:12:35.720 And it's like, why are you not showing me? Bro? Why are 1912 02:12:35.720 --> 02:12:39.479 you not showing me this helped me help me remember I remember what it was. 1913 02:12:39.560 --> 02:12:41.840 It was a ray tracing mod, like I wanted to see what Halo 1914 02:12:41.880 --> 02:12:46.640 three would look like ray tracing. It fucked up everything. And then when 1915 02:12:46.640 --> 02:12:50.680 I killed and then when I deleted it, when I deleted it and downloaded 1916 02:12:50.720 --> 02:12:54.159 it again, it redownloaded the fucking mod so like it she ruined it, 1917 02:12:54.600 --> 02:12:58.279 Like, yeah, it just sinked, like the file sinc for s. 1918 02:12:58.439 --> 02:13:00.399 I don't know how the fuck it happened, but like I was like, 1919 02:13:00.479 --> 02:13:01.640 oh my god, this is so horrible. So I had to, like 1920 02:13:01.800 --> 02:13:05.000 I spent like an entire three days going through the files and trying to figure 1921 02:13:05.000 --> 02:13:09.520 out, like just to get it playable again. It took me. It 1922 02:13:09.600 --> 02:13:13.159 took me the night too. I was so excited to play Balder's Gate and 1923 02:13:13.239 --> 02:13:20.000 then it took me the night to find the file finally because it was especially 1924 02:13:20.199 --> 02:13:22.920 there's there's a log to help you say, there is this mini files that 1925 02:13:22.920 --> 02:13:26.039 shouldn't be there, and it's like I got rid of all these files, 1926 02:13:26.199 --> 02:13:30.600 so what the fuck are you talking about? But yeah, so at the 1927 02:13:30.760 --> 02:13:35.359 very end of the night, I finally found this one fucking file that supposedly 1928 02:13:35.479 --> 02:13:39.000 was supposed to be in the common folder where your game data is, but 1929 02:13:39.079 --> 02:13:43.039 it was in the app folder, where it's like the local shit, and 1930 02:13:43.119 --> 02:13:46.039 it didn't say it was gonna be in there, and it drove me anyway 1931 02:13:48.239 --> 02:13:50.560 insane too with like Premiere does that same thing too, where like you have 1932 02:13:50.600 --> 02:13:52.920 to clear the media cash otherwise it'll fit. Never mind, we're getting it. 1933 02:13:54.079 --> 02:14:01.399 Let's let's they're so, I still gave fuck you Peni Brothers Emporium tries 1934 02:14:01.439 --> 02:14:05.960 to get Vegeta to say Ice Wallow come on stream, Don Donkerson, Quiet, 1935 02:14:05.079 --> 02:14:13.239 Quintin and Quef and Queer the Redhead to Black Pipeline. William Harrington Sweene 1936 02:14:13.359 --> 02:14:16.279 can choose what I make Chris say next. Tell him Steve Dave not a 1937 02:14:16.359 --> 02:14:20.199 furry. I just want to fuck a wombat A mean lesbian goth edition John 1938 02:14:20.239 --> 02:14:26.760 strickland Marks eighteen eighty nine. Only you can make this world seem right. 1939 02:14:26.479 --> 02:14:31.239 I don't know what that means. The First Church of Key David featuring Black 1940 02:14:31.359 --> 02:14:37.560 Cletus Cassidy Seinfeld is the beauty pie of the nineties. I don't know what 1941 02:14:37.760 --> 02:14:43.319 that means, but God bless yeah, I don't all right, yeah, 1942 02:14:43.399 --> 02:14:50.600 sure man, it is yeah, pre Roz Blake eight ninety six cop shoots 1943 02:14:50.680 --> 02:14:52.840 Pomerania at a fear that it's Dick is bigger than his Alaskan oil field trash, 1944 02:14:52.880 --> 02:14:56.760 Texas tater salad, Sue Hulk tickle my ass. Here is Nicki, 1945 02:14:56.840 --> 02:15:01.239 Ziggy Marcus Penis railgunning Sneako in the head with his hammer of don lobotomized Jesus. 1946 02:15:01.319 --> 02:15:03.119 Every time I come it sounds like good walking Jackson DuPont, badly Brave, 1947 02:15:03.199 --> 02:15:07.000 Hungary Dark just reminded of this timeline where you're not Spider Man, Etherian 1948 02:15:07.119 --> 02:15:11.319 Prigerian Hunter, melphis one Warlock, hex Blade Supremacist or hex played Warlock Supremacists. 1949 02:15:11.399 --> 02:15:18.359 And rounding out our list is always the King King of hap Passard, 1950 02:15:20.479 --> 02:15:28.199 Kink King King King King Kinking. But that's the son of Mike gay Get. 1951 02:15:28.279 --> 02:15:33.399 That's the sound of my dick. This is alright, that's the sound 1952 02:15:33.439 --> 02:15:37.039 of my Dick. All right, Thank you guys, Thank you guys for 1953 02:15:37.039 --> 02:15:43.039 all your support. Uh we'll catch you next time on the next Angry Joe Show.