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Welcome to soft core History. Welcome
back to softcore History. I'm your host

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for the week, damn regester.
Now I'm joined as always by Rob Fox.

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Hello, and for the time being, Jake Coleman. Just a little

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bit, just a little bit of
time counting down the day. So you're

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fucking gone, dude, that's right, baby, So we're making that Monday.

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We gave ourselves a raise. We
incepted you. It's a dish farming.

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Actually, we're like, how we
get Jake out of here and we

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went to the good people at Inception
Inc. And made you have to dream

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about wayster farming. Are you saying
you just put a couple hundred bucks into

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Facebook and targeted ads? That's exception? Now, yeah, that is exception.

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Yeah no, uh for sure,
that definitely worked. Then. Yeah,

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it's edition by subtraction. I'm actually
giving you guys an un birthday gift.

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By the way, we're recording a
day late today because rub it he's

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making me work on my fucking birthday, his fucking birthday, which I forgot

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about. That's okay. I didn't
text you on your birtha. I know

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a lot of people didn't. We
just wanted to be wrote down names.

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Apparently I will ruin your life now. I know someone that found an old

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book in like an elderly relative's house
and it was just like a notebook of

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who didn't say thank you for gifts. It was like that. I love

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that level of pettiness that like they
just kept a log for decades. My

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mom always tried to teach me the
importance of a thank you note, never

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did them, but I'm imagining people
have now have written my name down and

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have a list like that. I
remember writing a shit ton of thank you

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notes for my wedding and I want
to say my downfall and uh showers and

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shit like that. But and that
was fine because I didn't care. But

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as a child, after a birthday
or Christmas, the thank you I would

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be sitting there writing thank you notes
and just be like, I don't know

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if the presents were worth it.
After my bar mitzvah, I did that

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and it was like hours of oh
notes, I'm sure yeah, and you

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know, I'm a I'm a this
is scumbag move. We never said on

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thank you notes after my wedding.
Uh yeah, I know, I know,

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I know, yeah, you know
what. You're welcome for having a

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party. I never got rob gift
actually for his wedding as I overdraft my

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account to go to his wedding.
That was we'll just call the job the

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gift. Yeah. Yeah, You're
welcome for your life, your livelihood anyway,

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I have a vibyryo? Yeah,
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But if this is your first time
joining the podcast, since I am really

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trying to juice that sweet sweet seo
this week because in the news, I

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don't know if it's really a near
guy's feed, but do you hear about

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this? Assassin's Creed announced that they
were going to Japan for the new game

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and a big deal for a minute, bit of a hot button topic.

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One of the main protagonists too.
One's a female Japanese girl, cool chill,

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kind of like stealthy Ninja. The
other the brute, one of the

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few black men in feudal Japan.
Hold on real quick, bef, we're

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getting into the black part. Is
that? How the dichotomy of Assassin's creed

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always is, there's like a brute
and a sneaky one. Typically they combine

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it es usually one main character,
sometimes there's two. It really depends.

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The last few games. The last
game they tried to go back to the

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stealth roots, so Mirage was more
hide in and quick assassinations, not really

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being too violent, not a hack
and slash Valhalla. The Viking one,

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of course, was the brute version. Okay, yeah, well right,

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I mean a bit racist to make
it that, like, there's no sneaky

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Vikings, but I were already thrown
around the R word. Oh no,

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look, might as well just get
out of the way. Yeah, you

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know, I actually love I'm surprised
I've never played these games. I love

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in like Skyrim, I always sneak
and shoot people from very far away so

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I don't have to sound like you. Yeah, I would actually be a

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brute in Skyrim and just run up, I think against elves. I like

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that elves were annoying and whenever I
saw on elf, I had to kill

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it. Yeah. I didn't like
elves in that game either, and players.

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I also like Skyrim because like,
first twenty minutes of that game I

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killed like these people at a horse
stable and I came back like four days

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later after players like, oh,
they're still just dead in there. I

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was a closeted Skyrim player as the
majority of the fraternity house was playing it.

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I would make fun of them in
front of my girlfriend, my then

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girlfriend, and then I would play
it, uh in shame. You'd be

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like, fuck you, you gaylord. I'm gonna go play mad and then

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fuck my girlfriend, and then your
girlfriend will leaving and your like, killing

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your magic does not do not make
me filled with fear exactly that. But

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I would justify it by killing those
elves and the magical creature tending to kill

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people who I would just get a
giant like viking brute. It's cool that

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you project within the game and in
real life you have to Yeah, let's

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just be consistent. Absolutely, My
only my only experience with Assassin's Creed is

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a the Terrible movie and be I
remember the first one came out when I

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was in college, and sometimes I
would just like be stoned and watching like

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my buddies play it as I was
just yeah, it's a good watch game.

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First time they've actually done a real
character as the main character. Typically

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they sprinkle in the black dude.
Yeah, yeah, so Yoske, that's

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the episode. The day is on
Yaske. He's the main character or one

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of the main characters in the New
Assassin's Creed. But for the majority of

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the series, actually the entire series, it's been a fictional character that you

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know, interacts with real people throughout
history. Right, they're usually NPC's Yaske

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here, though, you're gonna be
able to play as them, which you

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know what, I'm kind of down
with. It's gonna be chill, it's

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controversial, it's gonna be dope,
but gets I guess the people going yeah,

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but like people are like pissed about
it, dude, there's like a

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big argument about both ends. It's
like all the first you know, Asian

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Assassin's Creed and they put a black
man in it. It's essentially just a

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hilarious, like three sixty firing squad
of intersectionality because no one who normally cares

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about this stuff, like, I
mean, they might care about the girl,

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Like all right, let's just put
this way. The gamer gate right

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wing types don't care about this either
way. No, because now it's not

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a white guy basically, like,
it's not like a game in the American

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Revolution and you play like as a
as like a black woman who fights on

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the side, fights against the British
or something like that. And the problem

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though, why can't the other side
where they're like, oh, you guys

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wouldn't say anything if it was a
white character. It's like, well,

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the majority of the characters in Assassin's
Creed have been non white. Yeah,

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there's I mean, my favorite character
is Bayak, who's a Egyptian. When

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was he from ancient No? No, he's origin So he's the Egyptian one.

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Yeah, by and he's the best
voice actor by far. Yeah,

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that's real hit or missing video games
first, assassin Al Tear or whatever.

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I'll tell year. Not not white, Middle raj Middle Eastern. I think

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some people have the problem with feudal
Japan and ye're with a black guy,

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but the only black guy you you
literally take out half the side because the

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only people who are mad are sort
of like left wing people because normally it's

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left wing versus right wing right,
but now, I mean the right wing

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of the character is Asian and black, like they're like, I guess whatever

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due a black guy in Asia and
in Africa, it doesn't matter to me.

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But the left wing is like,
no, you got it wrong,

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and the other half is just like, ah, I'll just watch it.

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I think. Thing that's the most
interesting is like people arguing whether or not

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he really was even a samurai or
like what is like status? Well that's

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what we'll find out today. Nice, Okay, today's episode is called was

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Yaskea a Samurai? Okay? Really
try to dig in and get those new

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views, those rage clicks. Yeah, yeah, I like it. Yeah.

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So was he a samurai? Was
he a glorified squire or was he

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just a man who had an incredibly
odd fish out of water experience for a

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few years in Japan? So the
rank of samurai will just kind of cover

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that first came with a salary land
food servants and the ultimate perk the unchecked

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ability to murder anyone below your noble
status, a lot of power. Look,

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sometimes it's good. It's fun if
you have a bad day, right.

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Can you imagine if you got like
promoted to like a director and it's

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like, oh, by the way, you can kill anybody, Like I

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mean, you know, if you're
the president, you get to kill somebody,

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you do gonna order the death of
somebody, probably within the first week

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of your job from the drone.
Yeah, it's all right, click the

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button, man, like it's present
away with some druon strikes for you to

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sign. You're like, oh god, I'm fucking putting notches in my bedpost

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day one. Uh yeah, and
then you're gonna learn about the aliens.

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Yeah, right after this. Well, it was actually in their laws,

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right, so it was called kirasute
gommon. It was the authorization to cut

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and leave the body of anyone who
dishonored you without any consequences. There are

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harsher laws about doing that with deer
in the United States today, yep,

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Like you have to kick it with
you can't take it across state lines.

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Yeah. Yeah, Now, there
were a few stipulations. Okay, the

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strike had to come in the heat
of the moment. You couldn't really hold

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a grudge for weeks and be like, you don't have to cut that man

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down. Oh so they only had
to commit a petty violation against you and

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you had to react immediately. So
it behooves you to be unreasonable and just

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reactive. Yeah. Yeah, you
can't act like if someone cuts you off

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in traffic or does something stupid on
the road, you have to kill them

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right there. Yeah, you can't
write down their license plate, don't think

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about it, Yeah, just react. It can't be premeditated. Yeah,

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murder. Yeah, second agree,
murder cool? First agree? What the

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fuck? Man? You could have
killed them right there? Ye. Yeah.

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There were a few professions that were
exempt while at work, doctors and

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midwives. That makes sense. It
was needed for them to be able to

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push boundaries during their job. Yeah, but off the clock on site yeah

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yea. So essentially you could be
mad at a doctor a midwife, but

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you can't do anything there, and
then you can just go walk around later

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and bump into them oops, you
know, and be like hi, and

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then you're well, if I were
a doctor, I would just always be

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on call. It's like I'm working
I'm working, Yeah, but yeah.

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The samurai then had to report the
incident to a government official and expected to

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spend the next twenty days at home
as proof of remorse for his actions.

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Now that is where they keep you
from doing it, the red tape.

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Yeah, yeah, I got a
chill for twenty days after I murder someone

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and you got to inform the government
of it and stuff like that. I

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mean it's like if murder was legal, but you fucking had to go to

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the d MV right after. I
don't think it go up that much.

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Nos, like bureaucratic coops, no, thank you. Yeah, it's like

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you gotta do six forms three in
duplicate. How many people cops don't shoot

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because of the paper Yeah, no, honestly serious. Every time you just

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charge your weapon, dude, Yeah, you're supposed to fire a bullet paper

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and they shoot a fair amount of
people they do. I guarantee you that

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paperwork keeps bullets in the chambers.
Yeah for each one. Yeah, for

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sure, there's no there's no way
it wouldn't be more. Honestly, that's

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that's a solution. Add more paperwork. Yeah, Like, anytime make someone's

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life an inconvenience, they'll never do
it. Yeah. Absolutely, it's like

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God, I gotta do that again. Yeah, no, thanks. Occasionally

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the murder weapon would be taken away
for those twenty days. Not always,

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but sometimes if they had to do
dest Is this just a cop you can

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put on desk duty while they Japanese
comps. Yeah. All that said,

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Samurai had such high status. Their
word was pretty much taken his gospel,

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and they had carte blanche to do
whatever they wanted against the lower class East

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silent. Not's blanche due, That's
not what he's talking about it. It's

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okay, you didn't have to do
that. Why not? That's a word

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in common use. That's something that's
not a random Arabic name. No,

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that's how I said, though.
Carte Actually that's a pretty sick like French

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character name, carte blanche. Yeah, it's like a good prostitute or like

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a bond villain. M Yeah,
that would be a good bet. That'd

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be good. Beat. What about
cartel blanche. Cartel Blanche is a good

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name too. Carl's a terrible first
name, but I think that a good

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like World War two prostitute, like
World War two era of Parisian prostitute name

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will Bete. Yeah, I read
an awesome stat on hookers and uh world

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War two, in World War two
in Paris that I'll have to I'm gonna

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save from my own episode because it
was just stunning. So teaser for two

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weeks from now they tuned, Yeah, you have to tune in. Yeah.

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Given this ability to roame feudal Japan
as essentially untouchable gangsters, the title

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of Samurai was only given to a
handful of outsiders, most notably Tom Cruise.

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Yeah, was it given to him? Well? He so he's based

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off like a French commander. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not a

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real character in Last Samurai. He
is based off I believe two French commanders

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that both were honored with Samurai titles. Also, people, I think Tom

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Cruise is not the last Samurai.
No, Ken Watson Nabi's character is the

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last Samurai that they reference, and
he's literally there to fight, like his

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role makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't remember it being

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a particularly good movie. It's been
a wat since. I like to I

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thought it was a great movie.
Never saw it. Okay, maybe we'll

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do a watch a lot. It
actually was low key, like a pretty

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good representation of like the one battle
scene in the forest in particular, like

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not the worst representation of like line
and shoot fighting. That's cool, that's

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cool, just bringing the cannons.
Yeah, I love a good splintering wood

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in the forest fight scene. Oh
baby, Yeah, anytime trees are splintering.

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Yeah, I'm like, this is
good. This is good television,

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good film on the ok. Yes, we aren't exactly sure where he came

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from, as there's conflicting reports on
how he got to Japan and we do

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not know his original name. One
states that he came with an Italian missionary

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from the Portuguese East Africa which is
now Mozambique. What year is this.

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This is fifteen seventies, fifteen eighties. Okay, So there's not a whole

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lot of things, a lot of
a lot of outsiders in Japan other than

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the Portuguese. We have this as
Italian missionaries. You know, people are

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dipping a toe in Japan, but
there's not too many. Yeah, it's

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still pretty like they're opening up trade, but it's still kind of like,

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yeah, the Portuguese, Yeah,
they're reserved. If you watch Showgun,

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it's kind of a representation of this
time. It didn't really start until Matthew

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Chandler being Perry opened up the island
of Japan just took like one warship in

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there and was like, yeah,
no, you're not closed off anymore.

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Yeah, so I forget it was
like during it might have been during the

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Civil War, like right before to
right after it. But it's just funny

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these named Matthew Perry. So some
believe Joske was from Mozambique, others believe

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he's from Africa African roots, but
he was caught and captured and traded as

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a slave in India. Either way, most of the information available that mentions

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Yoske was written nearly half a century
after the last documented evidence of his existence,

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So he is documented and he did
exist. Yeah, he's like Jesus.

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Most of the things that were written
about him were half a century later,

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a century later. Yeah, just
like Jesus. Just like Jesus.

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Yeah, black Samurai Jesus. If
he's East African, the Portuguese could grabbed

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him or any number of Arab like
because the Arab slave trade snatched from each

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East Africa. I gotta say Africa
as far as country names go, Like

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the coolness of the country name is
directly inverse of like the quality of life.

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Yeah, Sierra Leone, Mozambique,
like beautiful country names, and then

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you're just like, oh, maybe
not the best country, not the best

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country. You gotta cover up with
good Brandon. Yeah, but dude,

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MOSE's that sounds like a luxury brand
Portuguese East Africa too, a little too

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wordy, right, Yeah, it's
just a lot. Yeah, p e

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A. Your name's p so Yoske
was captured by the Portuguese in the fifteen

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seventies and sold to an Italian Jesuit
priest, Alessandrolegnano. Thinking of a more

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Italian name. Noano required that anyone
going on his missionary trips study for at

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least two years and learned the native
language and customs of where they were going

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to easily assimulate and make spread in
the Word of God as painless as possible.

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Man, just speak English, Come
on, speak American English. Let's

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break down some physical features of Joske
and why he maybe a problem in the

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game. We've got to get it
about to get some draft combine measurements.

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Yeah, man had a fucking eight
foot wingspan, ran a four to three

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forty like he's he should be unbeatable
in this game. Fucking go berserk dude,

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trying to think of like the I
mean, it's like Lebron James,

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right, He's like a Lebron James
bill just like, yeah, if you

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drop Lebron James in the thirties and
give him a sword, like all right,

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so you're block away getting hacked up, dude. He was listed from

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anywhere between six to six five.
Six foot would be huge still because the

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average pine size Japanese person at the
time five foot. Yeah, he had

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at least a foot on every single
person if he's county. I mean,

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fucking tower dude, that's a giant. Yeah. Being the darkest and tallest

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dude on the island. Gaske stood
out immediately when they made Port Towering over.

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Like I said, these little Japanese
people of the sixteenth century who were

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at max five feet, I mean, I fucking I might have told a

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story on the show before, but
I have a buddy who his dad was

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like a CEO at a what's the
big garage door company. It's like a

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genie I think genie garage do.
Yeah, he was like a good forget.

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Yeah, he's a genie, you
know. It's have a garage rob,

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I do. I still rent.
Yeah, I could tell that's a

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genie, you know, and somebody
opens your garage door and you're like,

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hey, Jim's out a genie.
You know it is you guys don't have

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neighbors. I don't. He was
in Japan for some business trip and he

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got on an elevator. He's like
six or four. He's a big guy,

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but you know, six four and
like like this little girl like hid

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behind her mom on the elevator and
he's like something when she's like staring at

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him, and she's just like,
I'm sorry, you're the biggest human being

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she's ever seen. And this was
in like the nineties. Yeah, no,

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for sure. It's like if you've
watched Fallout, moyses, what's his

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name next to the other guy?
Like do you know the lady explained the

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characters. I have no idea who
the fucking actors? Oh h, the

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brother of the main character lady is
like five to one in real life.

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Yeah, and then the guy he's
standing next to his six five. Yeah,

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there's a literal like there's an on
screen portrayal of what actually the one

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actor's name because it's register. Yeah, that's right. It is register.

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The tall guy's register and the other
guy's like moyses whatever, and the one

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guys five to one next to a
six five guy. If you look at

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him side by side, you're like, holy fuck. Yeah, any normal

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person next to Danny DeVito. Yeah, it's probably a better reference. Sure,

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more more, uh, this is
more for you guys. We're going

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for SEO. We got to talk
about Fallout Walton Goggins, Yeah, the

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video game episode. Yeah. Yeah, he was also apparently, you know,

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jacked because he was at the time
a slave. Yeah, I feel

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like a physical labor slave, yeah, or like a man servant mm hmm,

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because he's with the priest. Yeah, but but he got him from

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somewhere else. Yeah, he's doing
stuff. I guess he's on a ship

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to Japan. I'm sure they have
him work in the boats. Yeah,

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especially just like if he is a
squire type too. I mean, like

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he's lugging shit around. Not a
squire yet, oh not yet, okay,

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yeah, but I mean if he's
hauling luggage, he's got like what's

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the slave equivalent of, like dad
strength, slave slave strength, bell hoop

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strength. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like he can just throw those suitcases

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right over your and you're right,
like, I'm sure. First off,

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I don't know how it was for
them, but in the in the American

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South, slaves were rented out all
the time. Yeah, Like it was

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like a thing where either the slave
can make money on it, and obviously

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the owners of the slaves will make
money on it. They'd be like,

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I got nothing for you to do
Tuesday and Wednesday, so I ranted you

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out to you know, the mill
or whatever. So it wouldn't surprise me

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if the priest to maybe get some
funds or something. I don't know how

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slavery worked with that particular situation,
but it was just like, yeah,

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to get passage on the ship,
you have to work. I wouldn't even

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prerequistite that. You don't know,
just be confident about it, like just

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talk like nonchalantly, like you know
everything about slavery. Here's that's gonna work

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better. I believe such a low
percentage of the US population actually owned a

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slave. It was really low.
And also there was like a weird situation

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too, not weird, but like
slaves if they did have off days and

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the fucking masters didn't care, like
they would be like Okay, you can

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just go work for money. I
get a cut. But the slaves,

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there are lot of slaves who bought
their freedom, not like a ton,

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but like there was a a not
an in not insignificance, lorality non zero.

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Yeah, that would be able to
work on off days. I think

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maybe their owner got a cut,
but like they would get keep most if

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not all, of it, and
they could eventually like buy their their freedom.

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Which definitely more examples of that than
a black samurai. Uh yes,

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I think there's just one of those. Yeah, and there were and there

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were there were four four slaves that
did that America, so four times aske

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superjacked. He had an imposing physique
that both terrified and intrigued locals. The

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giant shadow is here. I gotta
imagine. The flowery language about this man

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and old documents is interesting. Not
to mention. When he first comes to

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town, he's riding a horse.
Oh no, so he's the biggest man

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alive. They must have just thought
he was a centaur. And by the

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way, did he need a bigger
horse. It's like everyone on a normal

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horse and he's on some fucking Clydesdale. It's just like he's on secretariat.

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Yeah, just fucking just clop clop
clop. Oh my god, that would

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be terrifying. That's like when the
fucking people saw the elephants, or just

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Jango on his horse, or when
the fucking there the aztect what when the

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assets saw the Spanish cavalry and they
thought they were centaurs. Yeah, men

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were connected to the horses. Yeah, it's like you're God, like,

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I surrender. I don't know what's
going on. You all you There are

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stories of people literally dining crowds being
crushed to death just to get a glimpse

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of this mocha a Donna's Oh mocha
had Donna. Like, that's what you

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react to, people crushing themselves.
People get crushed all the time. Like

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if we got excited about people getting
crushed, like we'd be talking about who

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all the bridge openings that we've talked
about where people died because there's too many

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people. Oh you mean when they
were standing on the bridge and someone was

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like, the bridge isn't working,
we gotta get off of it. It's

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like it's actually doing his job.
If it wasn't working, you would know.

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That's the funniest mass death in human
history. Like if you had to

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rank one, it's just a bunch
of people standing on a bridge with someone

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being like, it's not working.
I almost witnessed the funny one in New

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Orleans on New Year's Eve where you
know, midnight happened and we were on

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Canal Street and the fireworks starting started
going off and everyone ran screaming because it's

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Canal Street and they thought it was
guns. They forgot what day it was.

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It was just like, oh cool. But also, what's in sing

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about this is that uh this is
uh he was He's just the original Travis

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Scott. Yeah, getting crowds whipped
up, crushing each other. Yes,

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I've said for years it is super
inappropriate to bring your six year old to

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the unveiling of a black man in
Japan, Yeah, or a Travis Scott

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concert. So they would get crushed
in crowds trying to watch or just like,

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look at this guy in amazement.
They would also break down doors of

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establishments where he was staying just to
look at him. Imagine that. Imagine

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somebody just kicking your doorn and just
looking at you, glaring at you.

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I'll tell you what can't be fun, Which, by the way, they're

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like like, we know he's fine, but like do they like, how

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do like do they know he's safe? They seem to think he's some sort

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of spectacle, a giant probably dangerous
man in their mind. So like,

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why would you would you kick in
the cage of a tiger to see if

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what was a giant cat? A
giant cat, I've never heard of that

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before. Kick it in. Dud
Jaske got the attention of Oda Nomanaga,

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the man responsible for unifying Japan,
and he was just kind of like a

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pretty big warlord at the time.
Nomanaga was captivated by his dark skinned stranger

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that was causing such a ruckus in
town and was insistent that he finally meet

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him. Yeah, yeah, I
can see that. Yeah, you're the

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most powerful political figure in a country. Someone comes up to you and they're

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like, sir, there's some sort
of god here. Yeah, he's giant

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and has dark skin and people are
killing each other just to see him.

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Does this interest you as someone who
currently maintains power in the country. We

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watched him lift a barrel of saki
over his head and it's just like you

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wouldn't believe it. Man. Upon
meeting Yaske, Nomanaga ordered his men to

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intensely scrub his with brushes to prove
he was in fact that dark and it

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wasn't a ruse using charcoal or ash
couldn't have been comfortable scrub or it was

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pretty hot. He was the cleanest
man alive. True, they do like

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their showers in feudal Japan. I
mean, if you're going to go back

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during that time, you want to
go to one of the Asian countries where

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they practiced hygiene like hardcore hard.
Yeah, they did it daily, like

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they showered all the time or bathe
rather, But yeah, seems clean.

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I'm sure parts of han China honestly, but I don't know. Actually,

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if there was a time in the
fifteen hundreds to go back to or a

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place, right, it probably is
Japan. Yeah, it's not gonna smell

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as bad as long as you can
just hang out, like I guess it's

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just like, hey, put me
like I wouldn't want to go back with

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my current self just and be like
a fish out of water. Yeah,

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but like if I could be like, hey, put me in a Japanese

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guy's body and let me go hang
out kind of like mod mode, you

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know, to be an avatar yeah, don't say the wrong thing around certain

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individuals or they cut in half.
Yeah. No, yeah, you're just

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very little desire to go back.
Like if I could like walk around at

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like an invisible like sandbox mode,
you're not like in it, but you're

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just like observing. Yeah. March
twenty third, fifteen eighty one, we

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have a document that talks about this
man in the Lord Nomanaga Chronicle. A

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black page came from the Christian countries. He looked about twenty six, twenty

404
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four or twenty five by Western count
I guess there's just they have a different

405
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:41,680
they do different years. They do
have a different aging system. I think

406
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,039
in Korea they still the day you
were born. You are one years old,

407
00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:48,720
I believe. I hate that.
But you haven't been alive for one

408
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:53,519
year. Well they're you're in year
one, you know what I mean?

409
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,119
Is that why they have a longer
life expectancy. Yeah, I don't think

410
00:28:57,119 --> 00:29:00,880
are they Are they juicing their numbers
by one year? No, it's it's

411
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,240
not, but it's a big amount
one year. But there it's more than

412
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:11,599
that, is what I'm saying.
There. It's walking, it's just walking.

413
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:18,680
They we are like the least walking
country. Mmmmm, he was black

414
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:22,599
like an ox. The man was
healthy and good looking. Moreover, his

415
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,599
strength was greater than that of ten
men. This guy sounds like he has

416
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:29,000
a crush on him. Yeah,
you're still hot and strong. No,

417
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,039
Monaga's nephew gave him a sum of
money at this first meeting. I don't

418
00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:38,559
know why they documented that. Hey
man, you're big and strong. He's

419
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,519
the first only fans model. Kind
of like, let us scrub you.

420
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,599
And it happens to women all the
time now in America. Oh you're so

421
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,039
hot, let me just you want
to stuff you want to go on vacation

422
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,279
with? Yeah, he had a
sugar daddy. Yeah. The amount of

423
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:57,319
drop that Amazon wish list. I
mean, I don't know, I've I've

424
00:29:57,319 --> 00:30:00,519
seen some people that go on some
extravag vacations. I'm sure they, you

425
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:06,119
know, take money, bye,
but you gotta do a lot of terrible

426
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,680
things and to get to Dubai,
to dubaias. There's several people I follow

427
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:15,039
on Instagram, one of whom we
know, and I'm just like, I

428
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,799
don't know what you do for a
living. Is it the one that took

429
00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:22,519
photos out front of Auschwitz? Yes, I'm like I don't know what you

430
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:23,440
do for a living. I am
aware of what your dad does for a

431
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,200
living. M But I mean,
you're pushing thirty at this point, and

432
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,880
I know you don't got a man
like who you're dating paying for this?

433
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,880
Like the how the fuck are you
on vacation every three weeks? She did,

434
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,920
though, a lot of those vacations
were paid for by Oh yes,

435
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,599
I remember that guy. Yeah,
all through Instagram. But uh, it's

436
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:47,559
been a fascinating story though. Yeah, but like it's the guy that takes

437
00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:51,000
the girl on those expensive vacations.
He never gets posted. But like,

438
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:53,440
now that's not there. I like, I just what, like it's like

439
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,839
every two weeks, Like you don't
work, Like your parents have said anything

440
00:30:56,839 --> 00:31:03,920
to you at this point. Another
business. I think they're I think they're

441
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,599
funding it. WHOA yeah most likely, Hey whatever makes key, But I

442
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,119
mean, look, appear in certain
age. Your trust is yours. Yeah,

443
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:18,400
so no. Monaga became infatuated with
Yoske and eventually took him for from

444
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,279
the Jesuits as his own. Since
Yoske knew the language thanks to his pre

445
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:29,759
missionary studies, the warlord was constantly
picking his brain and came to thoroughly cherish

446
00:31:29,799 --> 00:31:34,640
these conversations and built up a solid
relationship fairly quick. He just he was

447
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:41,000
fascinated with Joske, And I guess
Yoske could probably communicate to you since he

448
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,759
had to do the two years of
study. R That's what I'm saying.

449
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:45,960
Yeah, like that conversation. Yeah
no, I mean like that's that's a

450
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,119
big deal in Japan. I mean
that's a big deal everywhere, right,

451
00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:52,039
Like being able to maintain a conversation
allows you to like check mood, It

452
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:56,559
allows you to gauge situations better.
Like people talk about like oh I hate

453
00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:59,000
small talk, and like, oh
talking about the weather stupid, But it

454
00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:01,480
like that has no thing to do
with the weather and everything to do with

455
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:06,440
like reading a room and beating a
person. Right, It's like neurodivergent.

456
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,880
People don't understand that, like talking
about the weather isn't about the weather at

457
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,599
all. It's about like is this
person insane? Like are they gonna be

458
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,759
polite when they say something? You
know? So like that carries weight especially

459
00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:20,200
and they can even fucking speak,
right. It's kind of like, honestly,

460
00:32:20,319 --> 00:32:23,559
when we have guests on like the
main Show podcast and there's no read

461
00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:25,599
on it. What start before and
we don't even know who they are,

462
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,319
and like they'll get asked a question
and you know, be like, so

463
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:34,000
what do you uh wait, what
was it like going to Japan? You

464
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,480
know, and they'll be like,
uh, it's cool. It's a nice

465
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,240
country. Flat. Yeah, yeah, it's annoying. So it's cool.

466
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:43,000
Nice country is cool. Nice,
it's nice. It's like, do you

467
00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:49,680
under understand where you fucking are right
now? It's like talk. They need

468
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,160
to speak, especially because a lot
of times they they're the ones that book

469
00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:57,480
like got someone to book them on
it. Yeah, And I'm immediately like,

470
00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:00,720
I want to fucking murder you with
baseball pat one of the many we

471
00:33:00,759 --> 00:33:04,720
have in this Just do your press, dude, can shotgun from the fucking

472
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:07,119
guitar case over there. Just pull
the flash bang cord. It's give me

473
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,240
the last thing I do when I
walk out the smoke grenade. Yeah,

474
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:15,000
don't you do it. I'm not
doing it. I remember the first clean

475
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:17,319
the studio. God damn it.
I remember the day I picked it up.

476
00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:21,920
You guys like don't We were like, oh, what's this is?

477
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,480
It? Is this fake? Like
live? It's live? Yeah, that's

478
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,640
the fun thing about the set here, I don't know what weapons are real

479
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,559
and what ones are all real.
I know there's a ton of toy guns

480
00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:36,119
here, like they're very painted,
like they're like cartoon guns. I know

481
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:38,200
we should do it though, where
the guns that look like their toy guns

482
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,599
are real guns, and we paint
the real guns is cartoon guns? That

483
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:47,440
sounds smart here. Yeah, in
that guitar case there's a shotgun. I

484
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,240
know that is a cartoon gun,
though it's painted like an American flag.

485
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,440
Cool. We need it though,
Yeah, you never know. I mean

486
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:58,480
you can clear out the room from
the desk. People just pop in left

487
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,599
and right to the studio and my
back to them. So I have to

488
00:34:00,599 --> 00:34:04,839
be able to defend myself with some
capacity. Yeah, we don't have the

489
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,920
gun there though, We'll put it
under the desk. This is coming from

490
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:15,400
a Jesuit documentation. The black Man
understood little Japanese and Nomanaga never was tired

491
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,840
of talking with him, and because
he was strong and could do a few

492
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,840
tricks, no Managa took great pleasure
in protecting him and had him roam around

493
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:29,280
the city of Kyoto with an attendant. Some people in the town thought that

494
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:34,039
Nomanaga might make him a lord.
Okay, so he could do like feats

495
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:38,440
of strength and gymnastics or kind of. At first, it sounds like he

496
00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:43,360
was almost Nomanaga's pet. Yeah,
yeah, it does sound like that to

497
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,960
him, he bought him. I
think it starts at that as like kind

498
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,079
of a novelty or a jester maybe
pet type situation, but I believe it

499
00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:59,360
grows into a more meaningful relationship.
I would go less so pet, more

500
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:04,000
so just just because like he's paying
him directly and he's keeping an attendant,

501
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,119
like you're on the payroll, you're
not. Like, So, no,

502
00:35:07,199 --> 00:35:09,800
he was still technically a slave at
first. He can't just leave a lot

503
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,679
of the gestures we talk about,
can't really leave, or if they do

504
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,559
leave, you wouldn't call them a
pet though they are part of the court

505
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:21,800
and loved right until they aren't.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but

506
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,840
that's another story. So, like
I said, he was technically still a

507
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:30,000
slave at first working for Nomanaga.
But the war lord's fondness grew, and

508
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:39,360
with it came Joske's own home,
salary and servants. Sick Yaske moved to

509
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:47,480
be a Nomanaga's weapon bear and bodyguard. This was a pretty prestigious role to

510
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:52,960
carry the lord the war Lord's like
weapons. That's pretty cool too, and

511
00:35:53,039 --> 00:35:57,760
then just eventually just took over and
as a bodyguard. Yeah, because like

512
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,199
the that's kind of like the squire
aspect right where it's you're carrying his weapons

513
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:05,760
for him. Okay, your's caddy. Yeah, and caddy is a death

514
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,400
caddy. You're death caid. Yeah, you're dead caddy. But like caddi's

515
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,920
a sick. It's literally the coolest
thing you can be in golf. But

516
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,800
besides the pro golfer, right,
because both those caddies are really fucking good

517
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:20,079
at golf. Yeah, they're typically
very good. They're very good, and

518
00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:24,400
they like if you're I gotta imagine
Scotty Shuffler's caddie is just crushing it right

519
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,960
now financially Ted SKay. Yeah.
Yeah, like he's made more money and

520
00:36:29,039 --> 00:36:32,280
like this year with Scotty than he
ever did with Bubba. Yeah, and

521
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,559
oh well Bubba's a piece of shit. Bubba won two masters but still but

522
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:39,239
still, yeah, Scott that good. I can also imagine caddying for Scotti

523
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,840
is a lot more pleasant than caddying
for Bubba thousand. Yeah, Bubba has

524
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:49,880
been voted the least liked guy on
the tour a couple of times. Yeah,

525
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,599
he was permitted to eventually dine with
Nomanaga, wear traditional battle armor,

526
00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:00,159
and was even given a katana blade, which is a huge which deal because

527
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:07,199
only one group of people were allowed
to carry the katana blade that was samurai.

528
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
So does this beg the question?
Was he a samurai? What did

529
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,400
he get initiated? Did he get
a bit We don't know, it's never

530
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:21,000
officially documented, but you know,
if it walks like a duck, quacks

531
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:25,360
like a duck, fucks like a
duck. I mean, just because it's

532
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:30,519
a black swan, it's still quacking
and walking. Baby. Here's my question

533
00:37:30,519 --> 00:37:32,679
though. So obviously katana or the
samurai swords too, but they did have

534
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,400
what did most people fight with in
Japan? Could have been the only sword?

535
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,119
No, they're the smaller swords.
Okay, I'm sure they had blanket

536
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:44,800
on the fucking name, but in
a lot honestly, even during the Middle

537
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,639
Ages, the main battle, but
it was still a spear. Yeah,

538
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:50,280
because the katana. There's the katana, then there's the tiny one that comes

539
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,679
with it. There's like a side. Why don't you ask that question?

540
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,760
You're making us look like dickheads.
Now, this is softcore history for all

541
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,119
U S e O listeners. They
know, they know off the top.

542
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,599
Yeah, your wife said the name. They're screaming into the fucking car.

543
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,679
No, he's a pet's at There
was like one listener who came into the

544
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,639
studio who told us he had to
stop listening because we got our anime weapons

545
00:38:09,639 --> 00:38:15,480
wrong. He was like, I
just couldn't listen after you called this knife

546
00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:20,199
that nice name, after you called
a bone blade, blade of baldor or

547
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,199
I don't even know what it was, but I was just like like,

548
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:24,639
I was just like I would do
anything to end this conversation right now.

549
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,559
Yeah, yeah, I'd prefer to
not listen to this. Yeah, Like,

550
00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:30,559
oh, I know how you felt
from what what's currently happening to me.

551
00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:37,519
I know how you felt. So
this all happens in fifteen eighty one.

552
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:43,000
Let's fast forward a year later.
June twenty first, fifteen eighty two.

553
00:38:44,159 --> 00:38:49,960
No Managa was at the Harrow g
Temple in Kyoto with thirty pages and

554
00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:53,159
thirty guards. Holy shit, that's
including Yosca. Well, dude, he

555
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,559
is the guy. I'm sorry I
thought you said Yoske had thirty pages,

556
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,719
thirty guards. Okay, Joske was
with him in the posse, Yeah,

557
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,360
in the posse. Yeah, he's
gonna roll squad deep. It's the dude.

558
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:09,880
Ye in Japan, you have to
absolutely now general meantsa Hey, he

559
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:19,719
decided working for Nomanaga wasn't really in
his best interest anymore. Trader in the

560
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,480
palace Japanese brutus. So he gets
his own group of men surrounds the temple.

561
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:30,199
There's no confirmation or reason behind the
betrayal, but something something power,

562
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:37,440
vacuum, something, something he wanted
a bigger role. Violence breaks out the

563
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:45,199
temple, set up blaze, and
ultimately no Managa commits suppuku. Really before

564
00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:47,000
he's captured, he's like, I'm
not gonna a nerve to my general.

565
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:52,800
Oh okay, So he he realizes
he's taking an l M and it's like,

566
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,760
I'm getting out of here in the
old fashioned way. I fucking love

567
00:39:54,920 --> 00:40:00,000
the suppuku thing where it's just like
it's too prevalent, dude, It's it's

568
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:02,239
so much. You watch show Gun. In every five minutes, someone's trying

569
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,159
to kill themself. In Showgun where
the guy slips on the rocks and is

570
00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:09,039
in the water, and it is
gonna stab himself because I'm not letting the

571
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:13,800
water take it. It's like,
holy fuck, Like come on, I

572
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,840
think it's Is it like I don't
know, maybe you guys know you in

573
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,360
particular because you are interested in all
this shit more than the rest of us.

574
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,599
Uh? Is it like a robs
out in any Japanese col cut it

575
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:29,159
off Asia like he does China and
all that stuff? Uh? Is it

576
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,760
like a Valhalla thing where it's like
it's like if you die a good death,

577
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,480
your whole family's honored. So it's
they don't even fear it, or

578
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:38,039
like I don't know, like Valhalla
was a golf course that was the host

579
00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:40,719
of a PGA champion. Oh right, right, right right, very bad

580
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,880
course. But it's like it's like
an honor for you to go to die

581
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,960
in the name of like Islam,
or to die if you're you know what

582
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,519
I mean. But Valhalla is supposed
to be you know, I'm probably a

583
00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:54,719
butchering this. But you die in
battle and you go up to this like

584
00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:00,639
great dying dining hall with all the
previous warriors, and every day you fight

585
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,000
and battle and kill each other,
but then you celebrate and have a feast

586
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,519
after Yeah, it's just like if
you're a football player and you died on

587
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:09,920
the field. It's basically just like, yeah, you have a nice,

588
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,559
big party and you go kill the
party with the people you killed. Yeah.

589
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:17,599
Sound pretty sweet, honestly, but
it sounds like like Valhalla seventy two

590
00:41:17,679 --> 00:41:21,239
Virgins. It seems like Japan has
their own kind of version of it,

591
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,039
where like you will have a better
afterlife for you and your ancestor. I

592
00:41:24,039 --> 00:41:27,320
don't think it has anything to do
with after life. It doesn't. It

593
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,639
doesn't happen, Okay, Okay,
that's that's what I wanted. No,

594
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,360
it is mostly just like it's honor. It's honor and code, and they

595
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:36,920
just like put that ship. Well, it's the top of importance for everything.

596
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,280
It's honoring the other cultures too.
I just didn't know if after life

597
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,920
played. I think it's even more
cool because it has nothing to do with

598
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,599
the afterlife, right, Like that's
the game for love of game. It's

599
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:50,000
there's a lot of Japanese people during
this time when all the Christian missionaries came

600
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,400
that would just like laugh at them, like you're you're so dumb, even

601
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,480
a fucking almighty like I liked it
that there were other Japanese people who were

602
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,840
like, that's it's so much better
than what's going on here. Man,

603
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,800
Wait, you mean like you know
who you win with Christianity? Peasants?

604
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,599
You know what peasants are? Numbers? Yeah, big numbers. Yeah,

605
00:42:09,679 --> 00:42:13,960
yeah, no, you're right.
It's yeah, the meek shall inherit the

606
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,480
earth, right, it's a great
and then you get one lord to realize

607
00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:23,039
all the peasants are love Jesus.
During this though, here's another maybe potential

608
00:42:23,079 --> 00:42:30,519
point for Yoske being a samurai.
His last act Nominaga's was to ask for

609
00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:36,360
Yaske to bring his head and sword
to his son and heir, making it

610
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:42,639
more than likely that Yaske was the
second for no Monaga Suppuku, so he

611
00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:45,519
cut off his head. I didn't
realize there was a like second part of

612
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:50,800
it. No you have it's like
a spotter. Oh yah, you like

613
00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:55,119
dig yourself in or like you go
to the stomach, cut through your fucking

614
00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:59,960
intestines and then you get beheaded.
It's to make it quicker, kind of.

615
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,519
I guess, yeah, really know
the reason? Why just stab you?

616
00:43:02,679 --> 00:43:06,840
Why don't you just behead yourself?
I thought it was hard and you

617
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,639
go up and over through the heart. I think you do, but then

618
00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:16,079
somebody else is your And then second
I believe, if this story is true,

619
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,559
was more than likely the person that
cut his head off again just kind

620
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:25,639
of couldn't keep watching fucking showgun because
like that baby gets stabbed up in a

621
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:30,239
bucket. Yeah, but it's too
much thing. What about the guy that

622
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,679
got boiled alive? Yeah, that's
a man. All I have to say,

623
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,840
just hearing about coving, cutting in
and carving up and over to the

624
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:43,480
heart, blow my brains out with
a gun, Jesus Christ. Like people

625
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,559
are like, it'd be better with
knives, Like fuck that. People that

626
00:43:45,639 --> 00:43:49,800
get shot don't realize they get shot
sometimes a lot of times. Yeah,

627
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,000
people that get stabbed are like ow
yeah, oh Nick Swartz. And one

628
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,360
of my favorite stand up It's ever
is Nick Swartz and talking about why it's

629
00:43:55,360 --> 00:44:00,039
way worse to get stabbed than shot. I think every ask right it where

630
00:44:00,119 --> 00:44:02,679
people who've been both shot and stepped, they're like, yeah, dude,

631
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,760
getting stepped was way worse. Worse. It's a cold blade versus a hot

632
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,840
bullet. Like you typically penetrate you
too. Yeah, it's it's you have

633
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:15,639
to like comprehended as it's happening.
I mean even have you, like I've

634
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:17,559
talked talked about it the show before
when I like stabbed myself the other day

635
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:21,840
trying to open up hot sauce bottle
annoying plastics, same thing. Yeah,

636
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,000
it fucking you feel it immediately,
you can feel it all inside of you,

637
00:44:25,119 --> 00:44:29,760
and then it hurts. And that
was like a millimeter or two.

638
00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:37,280
I can't fucking imagine now. Yoske
finally reached Nomanaga's Sun at a nearby castle,

639
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,440
who was in the midst of his
own battle with metsa Hey He's soldiers.

640
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,559
He was also defeated and forced to
commit ritual suicide. So Yamanaga is

641
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:51,440
like, what do I do with
this goddamn head? Is like, its

642
00:44:51,519 --> 00:44:54,400
fucking head. No, he's actually
he's captured in all the chaos. Okay,

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I don't understand how Yosk didn't just
hold his sword out as far as possible

731
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,960
and spin as fast as possible.
I'm just assuming that at some point during

732
00:50:25,039 --> 00:50:31,760
he, like before the suppuku,
he was just bisecting people like equilibrium style,

733
00:50:32,039 --> 00:50:36,320
just like now, a lot of
like the anime about Yoske and a

734
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,599
lot of the different I mean,
he's in a lot of like pop culture

735
00:50:38,599 --> 00:50:42,840
stuff in Japan and even in America
here there's a whole series on Netflix now

736
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,800
and there's gonna be a movie that
comes up. He has this like giant

737
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,559
fucking stick that he just beats everyone's
ass with. I like that too.

738
00:50:50,599 --> 00:50:52,760
I couldn't find anything about the stick
though, like that had any type of

739
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:59,920
you know, there's a name er
to it the beaten stick too. It's

740
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:02,239
like what Donatello had, Yeah,
kind of, I looked that up.

741
00:51:04,199 --> 00:51:10,119
It's one of the weapons in the
South Park episode Japanese fighting stick. I

742
00:51:10,119 --> 00:51:13,960
think I think it might have been
an African fighting stick. I think it's

743
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,960
before you got that's just racist.
It's called a budjutsusu or a bow.

744
00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:23,119
Bow is what Donnateello had. Because
a lot of the stuff about Yas throughout,

745
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:30,480
you know, the fictional versions of
him are all that, they're mostly

746
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,519
just you know, made up backstory. No, there's not a whole lot

747
00:51:34,519 --> 00:51:37,639
of documentation on this dude. We
make up backstory for people. We have

748
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:44,159
nothing but documentation on, like fucking
George Washington. Lie the lore. Yeah,

749
00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:46,800
lore is part of the It's part
of our heritage in a weird way,

750
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,239
right, Like George and George Washington
line all the time, every time

751
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,000
a slave could come to his plantation, he'd say, don't worry, your

752
00:51:52,039 --> 00:51:58,000
teeth are safe. But this guy
was so big and kind of a brooding

753
00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:01,280
force. I like to think he
was like a badass. I think it's

754
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:07,039
that's just the way that's versus the
field of us were transported back to people

755
00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:12,840
who were all a fucking like four
to eight or something. Not hard.

756
00:52:13,039 --> 00:52:15,559
It's there's nothing worse than like imagine
having, you know, a big old

757
00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:21,679
hog and just sucking at sex.
It'd be a waste of a dick,

758
00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:27,079
Yeah, it would. So I
think I like to think he was a

759
00:52:27,159 --> 00:52:31,039
fucking warrior. Definitely was badass.
He could I'm sure he could like absolutely

760
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:35,679
body people without even trying, he
said. They said he had the strength

761
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,639
of ten men. You don't get
that reputation just by the looks a lot.

762
00:52:38,679 --> 00:52:43,360
I think he could punch people's heads
clean off. Very He's Paul Onion,

763
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:45,119
Yeah, Japan's black Paul Bunion.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's

764
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:54,079
black Samurai Jesus. So Joske gets
captured in the chaos and confused as to

765
00:52:54,119 --> 00:52:59,159
what to do with him. They
weren't sure if he was a samurai or

766
00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:02,400
not. So here's kind of a
point for the other side that he was

767
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:07,000
not a samurai, because the men
that capture him are like, do we

768
00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:09,800
let him commit supuku? Do we
murder him? What do we do?

769
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,320
So the general decides to dishonor him
and rob him of supuku and sells him

770
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:22,400
back to the Jesuits. Oh no, I get to live just like it

771
00:53:22,559 --> 00:53:25,360
as a slave. It's like when
a no not that I remember when like

772
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,119
Baptists in my hometown be like,
well you're gonna go on a hell of

773
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,960
you. It's like, well,
here's the thing about belief structures, right,

774
00:53:31,679 --> 00:53:37,320
that's an empty threat. Yeah.
Also, like, look if I

775
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:43,159
was a giant man who had been
trained in combat for several years, and

776
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,800
I was much stronger and pretty than
everyone around me, and pretty smart too,

777
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:55,280
and I was given the option to
uh fucking kill myself or be sent

778
00:53:55,400 --> 00:54:01,159
to live with some priests. I
think I know which option I would take.

779
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,719
I would play like I didn't want
one. I wanted not that one

780
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,280
at this honor. No, not
to mention he's only really been in the

781
00:54:09,519 --> 00:54:13,920
samurai life for like two years.
Yeah, so like you know, he

782
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:19,199
probably didn't adopt all the traditions he
sounds. He he moves the way he

783
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,199
needs to move, you know,
like he adapts. That's why he's good.

784
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,239
Yeah, I think he made that. Okay, Yeah, they're all

785
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,840
just like laughing at him as he
leaves, and he's like, oh oh

786
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,719
no, oh no, I have
to live, please don't after this,

787
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:38,119
the giant black maybe samurai now Ronan
just kind of disappears from Histery even in

788
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:44,719
Jesuit records, because a lot of
people speculate it he escaped. Mmm,

789
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:50,480
hell yeah. And a lot of
that speculation is that perhaps he went rogan,

790
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,800
turned piracy, big pirate. I
love a big pirates, so potentially

791
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:01,960
black samurai pirate, black samurai pirate. Jesus, I don't know why I

792
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,880
keep saying that's a I mean,
black samurai pirate is that's that's pretty rad.

793
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:14,800
That guy should be on the fucking
Mount rushmore of African heroes just badasses

794
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,199
in general. That's the whole argument
about that. Yeah, but if you

795
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:20,199
had to build a continence, go
I mean, you go in all world

796
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,440
history, you're not gonna get I
don't think he's gonna be. The argument

797
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:27,840
for the people that are upset that
black guys represent in Japan in the New

798
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,440
Assassin's Creator is why don't you just
do a African you know, society,

799
00:55:30,679 --> 00:55:34,480
which they could have done with like
Shaka Zulu. Yeah, oh for sure.

800
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,800
See I think Zulu is boring because
the Zulus were to me pretty fucking

801
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:44,119
inconsequential. Also, the architecture for
the game wouldn't be that cool you it'd

802
00:55:44,159 --> 00:55:49,559
be what architecture, like, Yeah, if you wanted to go up Saharan

803
00:55:49,639 --> 00:55:52,719
Africa, you'd have to do like
the Song High Empire or something like that,

804
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,440
like which was in like literally sub
saharent like right below in West Africa.

805
00:55:57,559 --> 00:56:00,239
Mostly you'd have to do Song High
Empire or man, there's another one

806
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:05,639
I'm blanking on, but MOLLI yeah, I think I think that's it.

807
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,960
But either way, like those would
be where where I would want to go

808
00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:12,559
for African But Songhai is Middle Ages. I don't know when the moment and

809
00:56:12,639 --> 00:56:16,960
Massa Musa was he was molly okay, yeah, I just want grand theft

810
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,920
Auto Cape Town, that's why.
But like the Zulu, like honestly,

811
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,480
the Zulu I think get most of
their flowers from the fact that they fought

812
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:30,239
the British. Yeah, and the
Dutch and I did pretty well. Yeah

813
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,039
yeah, but like historical impact,
sure, I don't did, like they

814
00:56:34,079 --> 00:56:37,320
were not they get they're overrated because
they had so much European contact there they

815
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:42,920
and so like from a White standpoint
of history, the Zulu get more gassed

816
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,679
up than they should be. The
Song High, the Song High Empire might

817
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,360
be is like probably top ten most
underrated empire in human history, because you

818
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,199
know, they just were their own
thing in Africa, didn't. I mean,

819
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,920
they had contact with Europeans, but
you know, it was still think

820
00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:00,719
it's gonna be pretty dope to go
through feudal Japan open world game and you

821
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:06,280
get to be essentially a fucking berserker
giant. We were talking about this at

822
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,719
the soccer game. You were like, how do you be sneaky in?

823
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,679
Oh? Okay. So they have
addressed that he does not have the ability

824
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,639
to blend him, which is good. Yeah, No, that's per If

825
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,159
they tried to pull that bullshit,
I'll be like, all right, too

826
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,280
far. Yeah, it's like there's
nothing he can hide behind. The only

827
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,800
black man in Japan trying to blend
in. Everyone's trying to see him.

828
00:57:24,039 --> 00:57:28,599
Like, so I believe his character
from what I've heard, does not have

829
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,599
that ability. That's good. I'm
glad they added. But he's part of

830
00:57:31,639 --> 00:57:37,800
the creed. What do you mean
he's part of the assassin allegedly. I

831
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,840
don't know. I have no idea
about the story yet to play the game.

832
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:44,599
It comes out in November, so
you know, when you're listening on

833
00:57:44,719 --> 00:57:49,840
this wasn't the American Revolution. One
wasn't that guy native American? Helis Connor?

834
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,039
Connor was native, he was half
Native or Native. I believe he

835
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:57,199
was. He Native and kidnapped and
raised by whites. Yeah that sounds right.

836
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,639
I played that in like high school. So it's been so they I

837
00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:05,519
mean like literally like almost none of
the assassins are white pretty much. People

838
00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:09,400
were kind of trying to dunk on
the dude that was the Welshman that was

839
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:13,559
a pirate. They're like, go, they put a Welshman in the Caribbean's

840
00:58:13,559 --> 00:58:16,480
like, yeah, that's how pirates
work. It makes sense. Or like

841
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:21,960
they try to say Valhalla, They're
like, oh, this fucking Nordic dude

842
00:58:22,039 --> 00:58:24,199
was in fucking England. Yeah,
because the fucking Vikings raided England all the

843
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:29,239
time. The people, the people
was complaining about that. Idiots, morons,

844
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,920
idiots. Both sides of the argument
are very very Who was the one

845
00:58:32,119 --> 00:58:37,840
guy the Italian and for a while
when didn't consider Italians white? Yeah,

846
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,639
yeah, go to a certain but
yeah, he got a trilogy at zeal

847
00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:44,079
Okay and he's the best character.
But no him are biack biocks that they

848
00:58:44,079 --> 00:58:50,400
should have done a trilogy biack and
his horror wife. What what his wife

849
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:54,960
sucks at the end, just leaves
them for no reason. That's shitty kind

850
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,960
of the Garson dad, there's no
reason for us to be together anymore.

851
00:59:00,519 --> 00:59:05,719
That happens a lot. Yeah,
well, it's really hard to reconcile a

852
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,159
dead child, very difficult. Yeah. I feel for anyone has to go

853
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:13,800
through that. That's not shitty,
that's just like I get it. Yeah,

854
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,719
I'd be like, hey, if
you if you want to go on

855
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,960
to the earth, babe, you
get to kill Caesar at the end.

856
00:59:17,079 --> 00:59:20,119
I get it, But you don't
get to do it as biock. You

857
00:59:20,159 --> 00:59:22,960
get to be I forget his wife's
name, but she kills She's one of

858
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,920
the people to stab Caesar. Ah
bitch. Actually he deserved it. No

859
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:30,800
one deserved getting stabed more than Caesar. Yeah, he's better. Is a

860
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:36,039
porcupine? Yeah yeah, Cleopatra's in
the game too, I mean yeah.

861
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:42,679
Typically, all these characters that have
any historical relevance, they're usually usually NPCs

862
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,519
or people you interact with throughout the
games. People just get upset about anything.

863
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,559
It doesn't matter. It's the same. It's the game is probably gonna

864
00:59:49,559 --> 00:59:52,320
be dope. I don't care how
woke it is. They're now getting upset

865
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,000
over things that the people they hate
used to get upset about. Yes,

866
00:59:55,719 --> 01:00:01,440
yeah, it's like cancel culture,
like flipped. Yes, that's a giant

867
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:07,039
pendulum. It's like already pre orders
and everything are just like astronomy because most

868
01:00:07,039 --> 01:00:10,960
people don't care. Yeah, no, we keep putting mics and dumbasses faces.

869
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,719
Yeah, I actually enjoyed. You
know the term for that, No,

870
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,599
I really love it. It's called
nut picking. Oh I love that

871
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,719
little play on words. Yeah,
the nuts. But it's fun. It's

872
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,920
fine, Like it is fun to
me. It's you're just gonna because you

873
01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:27,920
just see what they say and you're
like, I don't know. That seems

874
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,639
like a really uh irrational double standardy
set of rules to lit by that might

875
01:00:31,719 --> 01:00:36,760
come back to bite you back about
us and then like immediately it always does.

876
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,159
It's like the honor coach. Yeah, anyway, that's Yosca. Do

877
01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:45,480
you believe he was a samurai?
I believe in magic. I think it

878
01:00:45,519 --> 01:00:50,800
was too quick for him to fully
achieve samurai status. I think he had

879
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,159
an elevated status for sure, though
by carrying the blade. You know,

880
01:00:53,239 --> 01:00:59,280
people say he was a retainer whatever. Here I mean he was definitely Yeah,

881
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,320
I mean there is. There's plenty
of times throughout human history, throughout

882
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:07,440
a number of societies where a high
ranking person who has the ability to confer

883
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:13,679
a title on someone that they just
are enamored with, uh or or they're

884
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:17,280
just caught crazy like they're the person
with power is crazy and just like uh,

885
01:01:17,599 --> 01:01:21,960
I mean one Roman Empire emperor named
like a horse or something, your

886
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,840
a successor? Was it nero?
I brought him, he made him a

887
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:29,400
senator. Believe yeah, yeah,
okay whatever, so that it's very plausible,

888
01:01:29,679 --> 01:01:32,760
extremely plausible. Was like infatuated with
this man that he would be like,

889
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,079
yeah, you can have that statisfuck
it. Yes, so yeah,

890
01:01:36,079 --> 01:01:38,119
I believe it. I'm on top, I'm kingpin here. Yeah, like

891
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:42,360
I'm gonna do it. I believe
he now do I do? I believe

892
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,960
he did. I don't know what
was required by like a normal rich person

893
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,480
in Japan to be a samurai.
He obviously didn't go through all that.

894
01:01:49,719 --> 01:01:52,039
But do I believe he had the
title conferred on him in some sort of

895
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:58,920
semi uh whatever way like semi yeah, yes, sure. Anyway. My

896
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,920
biggest problem with it is Ubisoff is
uncreative. There's like, oh yeah,

897
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:07,239
we'll go with IP. It's like
create your own IP guys, create your

898
01:02:07,239 --> 01:02:10,519
own characters. You've done it this
whole time. Yeah yeah, but you

899
01:02:10,599 --> 01:02:14,800
know they got the Internet all blaze
about it. No, that's good,

900
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,800
it's good marketing because at some point
too, it does get competitive. It's

901
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:21,400
like games now aren't even seventy dollars
or sixty dollars or like one hundred and

902
01:02:21,519 --> 01:02:23,440
thirty if you pay for the whole
package. It's crazy, dude, they're

903
01:02:23,519 --> 01:02:25,960
just trying to charge as much as
pup. There's no reason for it,

904
01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:30,519
no reason trying to get everybody on
that tea that subscription basis. Because by

905
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:35,400
the way, what did they I
understand that they're still they have to pay

906
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:37,599
for like the labor and all that
stuff creating the game, but there's no

907
01:02:38,039 --> 01:02:43,880
physical product anymore. And they turn
over these games so fast, especially Ubisoft

908
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,440
in these Assassin Creed games, that
they're not really putting as much effort as

909
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,159
they used to. Video games used
to be much better. So it's like,

910
01:02:50,239 --> 01:02:52,280
I mean, look at GTA,
like it takes some ten years,

911
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,119
but there's a reason why it takes
ten years, and like billions of dollars.

912
01:02:54,239 --> 01:02:57,599
Yeah, they push the envelope of
the console. They have too that

913
01:02:57,679 --> 01:03:00,199
they're working out where. So you're
saying Ubisoft is going like the Marvel route

914
01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:05,320
where the CGI is turning things out. Yeah, I'm how uh you know,

915
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,599
I hope Feudal Japan's not that case. I hope it looks good.

916
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:10,880
I hope it's you know, not
you know, the worst story. What

917
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,800
would you like to see? What
era would you like to see? It

918
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,800
is? It's feudal Japan. That's
the one you wanted. No, that's

919
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:22,880
yeah. I mean like if age
could get any era, it's a good

920
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,639
time. Okay, yeah, Because
you don't want it to be strictly Japan.

921
01:03:25,679 --> 01:03:30,800
You want to have some type of
outside presence, so like the Portuguese,

922
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:35,719
the Italians, right right right,
and I they're they're explaining for why

923
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,719
they picked the Gasca as the main
character. Is they want you to play

924
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:44,960
as somebody see in Japan as an
outsider. Sure, sure, from their

925
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,719
perspective, that's how they're justifying it. Nice little whatever. That's a nice

926
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:51,639
explanation, that's fine. But really, what I think we know is that

927
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:55,119
they wanted clicks. Black dudes love
Japan first off. Okay, all right,

928
01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:59,719
let's let's address the fucking elephant in
the room. As much as white

929
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,559
people appropriate black culture, black people
love Japanese culture. They love anime,

930
01:04:04,239 --> 01:04:08,880
love anime. Never met a black
man who hated Dragon ball Z growing growing

931
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,280
up, Like, I like the
all the black kids in my grade school

932
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,199
loved, loved animate in high school
too, fucking loved like yeah, dragon

933
01:04:16,239 --> 01:04:19,039
ball Z and shit like that.
So the white kids, white kids did

934
01:04:19,079 --> 01:04:23,079
too, but like like appropriating the
fuck out of their culture. Though,

935
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,480
they'll punch a Japanese kid in the
face, but boy, did they want

936
01:04:26,519 --> 01:04:29,719
to stay over and watch the cartoon. They'd rather command mayhem. Yeah,

937
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:31,159
like, you know, they'd rather
give him a spirit bomb than punch him.

938
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:33,559
It's just like a sweet that's for
whatever reason, it's just the thing

939
01:04:33,639 --> 01:04:38,719
they became drawn to. Hey,
man, it's cool. I think appropriation

940
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,400
is the compliment personally it is.
Yeah, oh hey, this thing is

941
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,239
cool. I'd like to try it
too, Yeah right, hust yeah,

942
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:50,639
no fuck that, I mean,
hell, supbird headdresses get at Coachella,

943
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:54,719
you know, yes, yeah,
it's polite swinging back. It'll swing back

944
01:04:54,719 --> 01:04:57,800
too far, but there's gonna be
a beautiful middle ground. Yeah, for

945
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,920
this little for like a year where
it's like everything's great. It's this summer.

946
01:05:02,239 --> 01:05:06,840
Yeah yeah, frat boys summer.
It was the Arab spring. Now

947
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,199
it's frat boy summer. I don't
know if you notice they started rocking crow

948
01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:13,320
Kies again just because of it.
Yeah, yeah, Well you gotta put

949
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,159
the cust coast is in there to
Yeah, I gotta get some coasts,

950
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,920
especially now that you're working the water. I know I have a pair of

951
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,239
bus ass coastes I gotta get repaired. But that's for another time. Anyway,

952
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,440
that's the episode. That's Yoske.
Who is today's Hitler. It's not

953
01:05:26,559 --> 01:05:31,719
really one jesuits what I'm just kidding. I guess the Portuguese that enslaved Joske

954
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:39,039
to begin with. Yeah, I
mean Portuguese always a good one. You

955
01:05:39,079 --> 01:05:43,920
could also say, I don't know, just fake. I'm say anyone that

956
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:47,000
kicks down a door to see somebody
is hitler. People. Anybody that crushed

957
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:50,199
another human being, yeah, to
see a black guy. Yeah, Yeah,

958
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:57,199
that's that's them. That's today's hitler. Human human crush crowds would so

959
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,639
much. Actually, I learned that
it's definitely better to be a slave than

960
01:06:00,719 --> 01:06:04,519
to stick a fucking knife into your
belly and drag it up through your body

961
01:06:04,599 --> 01:06:08,719
until it gets to your heart and
then someone cuts your head off, especially

962
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:12,599
after you've been trained specifically to be
able to escape and fight. I think

963
01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:16,639
I learned that bureaucracy has been around, just red tape, It's been around

964
01:06:16,679 --> 01:06:19,000
forever. There's always forms. You
got a file. But yeah, oh

965
01:06:19,039 --> 01:06:21,320
I forgot, that's what I learned. I learned I probably wouldn't murder that

966
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:27,000
much because of the amount of paperwork
that comes with Yeah, none of them

967
01:06:27,079 --> 01:06:30,639
consequences, just the consequences of the
paperwork, just inconveniences. Really right.

968
01:06:31,079 --> 01:06:33,880
Yeah, if you want someone to
not do something, make it me.

969
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,039
I mean, think about it.
It's like click through rate, right,

970
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:42,440
every extra click loses fifty percent of
your customers or whatever. Yeah, and

971
01:06:42,519 --> 01:06:45,800
all I have to do is just
go. And then I got an additional

972
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:50,239
question for today's episode. Do you
think Jaske put up Will Chamberlain numbers?

973
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:56,840
Probably not? How much? How
much do you think he fucked? Probably

974
01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:04,920
like people, okay, pros or
just randos he had like servants do I

975
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:10,039
don't care, of course, it
don't matter, okay, because they have

976
01:07:10,079 --> 01:07:15,280
their little tea houses. I'm then
then probably a lot. And I think

977
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,559
just the nature of him being so
unique, I bet women came out.

978
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:24,320
How long was he in the court? It was like about fifteen months,

979
01:07:24,639 --> 01:07:27,599
okay, just because he was there
for two years, but he was only

980
01:07:28,159 --> 01:07:31,039
the dudes like, and he was
getting scrubbed so much. Do we count

981
01:07:31,079 --> 01:07:35,320
that? Do we? Yeah?
All right, I think he was probably

982
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:41,880
averaging twenty a month. I agree
with that. Yeah, that sounds about

983
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:46,119
right. So Will claims ten thousand
in a lifetime, that's insane. So

984
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:49,079
just we gotta do rate stats.
Then what was Will counting? To?

985
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:53,559
What was Will counting? I believe, well ten thousand individuals? Is he

986
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:58,000
read Wilt's biography? Is he counting
Bray? Is he going full penny or

987
01:07:58,119 --> 01:08:00,280
is he going like, oh yeah
really? But so he was a Globe

988
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:05,800
trotter and he did world tours.
So if you also played pro basketball before

989
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:11,280
he went to Kansas under a alias, let's say you're sexually active for fifty

990
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:15,680
years, fifteen to sixty five.
Okay, how many women did Will sleep

991
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:18,399
with? One hundred thousand, ten
thousand, ten thousand? Okay, great,

992
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:21,600
perfect, there's either ten or twenty
I think let's go with ten.

993
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:26,359
Okay, there's in those fifty years, there's eighteen thousand, two hundred and

994
01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:29,800
fifty days. Oh so it's not
even one a day. Yeah, oh

995
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,920
okay, okay, it might have
been twenty thousand, So that's believable too,

996
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,159
though with that one day. Yeah, like especially like a half to

997
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:40,479
a day, you'd probably knock out, like waye, twenty thousand, Well

998
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,960
it's twenty he said, Yeah,
it's twenty, So twenty thousand for Wilt.

999
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,760
Oh but that's easy with eighteen thousand
whatever days because like you could knock

1000
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:50,479
out like one hundred probably in like
two nights in LA. So let's say

1001
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,800
she's one and a half a day. So could yaske pull out one and

1002
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,319
a half a day? He could
two he could have because yeah, no

1003
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,239
Will camage orgy. But what there's
four people that he's having sex with.

1004
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:04,279
He counts one session. Here's the
big Here's the thing though, is that

1005
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:10,159
like, did who had the bigger
pool of available women? Wilt Chamberlain.

1006
01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:13,560
I don't know. I would have
to say Will chamber Will Chamberlain easily because

1007
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,119
maybe traveled, maybe Yake. You
know, he's not going to bang a

1008
01:09:16,159 --> 01:09:24,439
peasant or maybe he gets to bang
in my bang a lot of So.

1009
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:29,640
I mean, if Yaske is doing
samurai stuff, he could be going like

1010
01:09:30,119 --> 01:09:36,000
eight to day. But do you
want to count that? I don't know

1011
01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:43,239
what you mean by that rape mm
hmm. I'm sure if they were allowed

1012
01:09:43,239 --> 01:09:47,640
to legally murder people in lower classes, then what do you think they were

1013
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,560
also allowed to do? I don't
know. He had a humble beginning,

1014
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:56,680
so maybe he felt for the working
class. You know, sometimes the greatest

1015
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,439
zeal It is a convert, and
the greatest is someone who came from nothing.

1016
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:05,800
Yeah, but all right, that's
fair. I would say rate stats.

1017
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,840
I think he could match Will Okay, yeah, because obviously not counting,

1018
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,359
he didn't hit it counting no,
yeah no, I mean he's only

1019
01:10:12,359 --> 01:10:18,239
there for fifteen months really under the
no Monagae. So anyway, Nomanagae apparently

1020
01:10:18,279 --> 01:10:24,640
too was like it was him getting
marked. Was in the right, I

1021
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,880
believe it. Apparently he unified Japan, but he was also he's bad dude.

1022
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:31,920
Yeah, people unify country usually started
taking over a little bit, getting

1023
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:36,960
a little loose with their power.
Anyway, that's Yaske. Uh leave review

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