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About tapes. Oh, hello,
Tricia, how are you hello? Tony

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from Hack the movies? Super famous? How are you? Yes, super

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famous Tricia's Italy. I'm doing pretty
well. I just got back from the

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woods. You did. What were
you doing in the woods looking for porn?

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Oh? Of course, like normal. Yeah, that's you know.

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When I was a teenager, that's
where you could get porn if it was

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just in the woods, just in
the woods like videos, VHS, tapes,

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no magazines. I don't know why, but this apparently was like a

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thing for many years, like decades. People would purchase a magazine and then

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for whatever reason, it would end
up in the woods, and teens like

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me would find these magazines treehouses and
stuff like you would climb up the treehouse.

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I didn't have a treehouse anyway,
some experience. I'm just saying,

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you know, I haven't been able
to find any since I was like eleven,

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So it's been a rough. It's
been a rough. Had twenty years

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there your adulthood. Yeah, I
don't know how else to find port,

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so I'm not gonna buy it.
So I continue to look in the woods,

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and I will not find I am
not able to find anybody did find

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this camera? You did? Yeah? Is there porn on there? You

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know? I don't know. But
what is on here is uh a video

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of our friends Riley and Mint Salad. No way, how are you doing?

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I don't know. I found their
camera in the woods. I hope

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they're Okay, let's watch a clip. Now, that's interesting. I'm telling

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you. It's just a few minutes
away. I mean, I'm serious.

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We've been out here for forty five
minutes and you clearly don't know where we're

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going. Yes, we did.
I'm pretending to viewing the directions I printed

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off a BA quest. Yeah,
just give me the map. Do you

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have the map? I don't have
it anymore. What do you mean you

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don't have the map? There wasn't
enough space in the backpack. You're the

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stupid camera, but you don't have
the map. Gabe's holding the camera.

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Well they're off to a bad star. Doesn't look great. No, no,

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but we'll check back on this video
later. Speaking of being in the

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woods, Yeah, with cameras.
The Blair Witch Project, great movie.

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Yeah, you really wanted to do
this one. Yeah. I was obsessed

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with this movie. And then yeah, I think I was obsessed with the

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marketing of this movie. Yeah,
this is I'm sure other movies did at

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first, but like my recollection,
this is the first like big like viral

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marketing push. I can remember like
this was huge. It was it was

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like everyone, well adults probably were
like, how this is bullshit, but

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people like us, we thought it
was real. How old we were like

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ten years old and nine or ten, so I thought it was real exactly.

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My older cousin thought it was real
or was lying to me, the

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same one that helped me get that
Leonardo Dicapro poster. Oh god, I

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don't like her. Check the check
the Titanic episode for that whole story.

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Uh yeah. So the year came
out, it was like huge. Yeah,

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they were plugging it all the time. The trailer was awesome. I

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remember watching like MTV because they always
have the music videos and stuff, and

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then they have the trailer come on
and I would be like, oh my

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god, there's a witch in the
woods. That would be freaking me and

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my cousin were watching it, and
then it was like Blair witch dot com

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or like we got to go to
that website they did like a fake documentary

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that came out at the time to
even further the whole thing that it was

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real, is that the one the
documentary about like this, Yes, the

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whole town. Yes, it was
like the Curse of the Blair Witch or

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something like that. Yeah, so
there there was a lot of hype.

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That's why everyone thought it was real
too. And then it's like the actors

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like no one, like everyone thought
that it was real footage they died because

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you never heard about the actors or
the directors or anything. You just heard

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about this trailer. Yeah, it
was like in nineteen ninety four they went

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in the woods. They were never
saying and you having your notes here that

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you have that you wrote yourself that
they used are real names. To even

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further it, and apparently the mom
got like sympathy. Yeah, Like Heather

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Donahue, the main actress, like
her mom was really upset about this whole

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thing because she would receive letters and
phone calls from family members too and friends

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like oh my god, where's Heather? Is she okay? Like anyway,

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so it came out in nineteen ninety
nine. All the trailers said that they

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were missing in nineteen ninety four,
right, So I mean like if you're

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a family member, it's like,
oh, Wow, I haven't checked in

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on my my niece Heather five years. She died in nineteen ninety four.

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Mom's like, no, no,
you just saw it Christmas. Also,

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what a weird way to announce your
daughter's death. This Hollywood movie coming exactly

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like I'm just gonna make some money. But it wasn't a Hollywood movie.

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Uh, this was made and we
have different numbers here, and I will

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explain those numbers. What do you
think this movie was made for? I

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like the one second like Gilly Sue
got in the mic stand anyway, keep

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going, Yeah, I heard that
the movie was Actually the budget was sixty

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thousand, yes, for the actual
movie, but when you factor in marketing

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once it became this like a list
thing, it bumped up to between two

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hundred and five hundred thousand, which
that happens a lot like Paranormal Activity was

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made for less. I think seventeen
thousand maybe way, but the marketing once

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it got picked up by a major
studio marketing, the budget balloon. But

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since the movie was so cheap,
they could afford it. And yeah,

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this movie made a shit. You
know, it's a ton of money.

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Like, well, I think I
have it at the whole skip ahead.

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I think Andy eight million, oh
yeah mind yeaheah, two hundred and forty

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eight million dollars. That was probably
the most the biggest independent film or like

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budget to profit, like the most
successful film at that point for that I

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think it was Ninja, Turtles,
No, No, Titanic of Giant World

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Are you living? And it's like
I got a giant budget? Just kidding.

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I just wanted to mention Titanic,
Like, I know, Halloween was

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on that list at one point because
it was made for three hundred thousand I

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think, but yeah, made millions
of millions of dollars. This one,

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Like what really scared me and my
cousin is that she lived in Blair Shore,

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Maryland. Oh jez. And even
though the town is not called Blair

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in it, it used to be
called Blair But I was like, because

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the movie takes place in Maryland and
it does. Yeah, And I was

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like, oh shit, is this
about? And if you think I didn't

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make a Blair Shore project video,
you got another thing going? Yeah,

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can you please post that I can't
find it? Oh god, I would

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have to like search hard for it. You have to find it. Also,

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I wouldn't want to know. You
have to. No, I don't

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want to post that video on YouTube. No. My my cousin actually she

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lived in New Hampshire for a while
when we were kids, and she lived

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in an old schoolhouse they remade into
a house and I swear that place was

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haunted. But that's another shah.
Okay, we have a clip. We

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have a clip on the clip channel
called Everyonoman's Seen a Ghost. Go check

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out that clip. Anyway, keep
going. So anyway, this house is

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in the middle of the woods and
my cousin was celebrating her first Holy Communion.

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So we went up there for the
weekend and we were playing in the

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middle of the woods and I scared
the shit out because I had just seen

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the Blair Witch and I was scared
because I thought it was real. So

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I was talking about everything that happens, and we were like, we have

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to come out at night and look
for the Blair Witch. And my cousin

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literally shit herself like she and to
this day she will not forgive me for

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scaring her so bad like she was. She was like, I can't even

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like look in my backyard anymore because
of the Blair Witch. So yeah,

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but if you thought it was real. Wouldn't you be like, we don't

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live anywhere near that town. What
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No, because I thought it was
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Like, you go out in the
woods, you're gonna die from that.

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We like the Jersey Devil's gonna get
you. And I'm like, I don't

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live in Jersey. Don't give a
ship. I guess I was kind of

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don't go in the river the lock
of Sponsor, like for real, though,

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any kind of monster, it could
be very similar. It could be

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a different witch exactly which I've met. Witches. Yeah, I mean they're

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not really scary. Most they seem
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But anyway, Yeah, this was
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they mostly do indie stuff and TV
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have a career. I looked up
the actors. I think Josh still acts

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in a lot of stuff. I
think the mic God by the way,

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I met these actors, you've met
them at monster Mania and I asked them

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if they wanted to do a video, and I forget which one. They

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were like no, like just flat
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right, like I don't really care
about Yeah, so they're still doing stuff

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and Heather downy, what does she
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know. She grows or something.
Yeah, so I was looking up the

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actors yesterday. I sent you the
pictures. She wrote a book in twenty

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twelve about how she's growing heat and
the cover is her just naked surrounded by

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marijuana and it's like My Life After
the Player, which project like, wow,

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it really went down a weird beats
bo. But it makes sense though,

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because in the movie she's like a
total yeah, which I don't agree

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with. You don't agree with that. No, I was like, that's

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that's bad, bad, totally bad
role model. I think I have that

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in my notes. Anyway, this
is a family show. Yeah, oh

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my god, sorry guys. Yeah, I know I did a whole I

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know I did a whole thing about
porn in the woods, but I was

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looking for porn to get it out
of the woods so kids can't. I

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wasn't doing any saving the day.
What a hero. People called me out

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recently. Yeah, I was posted
about some video game I was playing,

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and they were like, Tony,
don't you say video games are for kids,

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and I'm like, well, yeah, I'm playing the game to make

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sure it's safe for kids, because
normally I wouldn't play a you deserve an

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award or something I will do.
Thank you. You've got to be more

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episodes. Every other girl in the
shows mean to me. I'm the nicest.

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See I tell it how it is. We recently had a Kira back

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on the show. Yeah, and
someone in the comments is like, can

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you have her back on? It's
great to have a girl that doesn't roll

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her eyes after everything, Tony,
She's wonderful. So yeah, let's get

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into this movie, this wonderful movie
that we thought was real, this documentary.

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The production company is Hackson Films.
Get it no, okay? So

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Hackson is a very old, silent, black and white film about witchcraft and

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devils. It's public domain. You
can look it up. I think it

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might even have got a Blu ray
release. It's cool. It's goat.

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It's cool to like a movie to
put on the background because there's all weird

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devil stuff and like real early special
effects of witches flying around the city.

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Huh, like legit like from nineteen
ten or something. That's interesting. I

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got that out yeah, so I
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I get what you're doing there.
So I thought you were like hinting to

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like hack the movies hacks, and
I don't know what I was thinking,

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Oh wow, you're I was like
really deep into it. I don't know.

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Now that would have been funnier if
I made it. Yeah, well

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you beat me again anyway. So
the friends are getting together. One has

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a video camera, the other one
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cameras and black and lighte video cameras
and color and it looks like shit,

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let me see here. It's Heather
and Josh right, and they're very excited.

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And this reminded me of myself and
cop. This is a movie I've

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grown to appreciate. I'll talk about
my initial reaction at the end. But

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yeah, I did a documentary about
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ours kind of opened, like our
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for Like the documentaries, this rang
pretty true to me. Yeah, so

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they're going to pick up Mike.
Yes, who's a sound guy who I

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guess they put like a thing in
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Oh is that what they did?
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Mike before that, no, because
they said like, oh, it's nice

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to meet you. What. Yeah, so he's just yeah yeah, because

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you see he's got like the sound
recorder and the microphones. Yeah. So

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they're picking up Mike and uh they
go to Burkettsville, Yes, which used

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to be called Blair. They changed
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like Friday thirteenth, part five really
when they were like, man, no

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one wants to come to Crystal Lake, probably because Jason kills every oh no,

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part six, part six, and
they were like, you know what,

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let's call it Forest Green. Oh, it's so much nicer. And

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then at some point they changed it
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yeah, fuck it for Crystal Lake. Everyone knows who he's coming back

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anyway, he never dies, so
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Uh. And Heather does her best
like TV presenter, much like a small

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quiet town anywhere no more than twenty
families laid there here over two hundred years

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ago. She is good, you
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or not actress, like real person, just the way that she presents herself

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on cameras I liked it. I
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videos like that. Right. It's
important to note that the film camera is

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rented. That's like, that's like
a plot rented. But her talking about

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the history of the town reminds me
I got that alien autopsy tape there factor

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fiction. Uh, And Jonathan Frakes
is in there, and he does kind

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of like the same inner, same
intro. It's like, hell, could

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you believe is a true? Right? Like boiler alien autopsy? Uh?

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Fiction, It's the figkest thing you'll
like anything real. I don't know,

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nothing is real. Yeah. So
they're going around town and asking townspeople about

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the Blair Witch, and we get
we get multiple stories. Some of them

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reference a lady and then the other
one references a guy who he came into

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town one day and he's like,
I'm finished, and they go to his

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house and they found out he murdered
children, but he made one face the

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corner so he could kill the other
one, right, and he didn't want

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their eyes on him. It was
like a bunch of different stories going on

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here. But then there's also a
mockumentary that I saw on YouTube that's called

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the Birkettsville Seven so, which talks
about how in like seventeen eighty five,

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all of these weird things started happening, and then every year for forty every

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forty to fifty years, something weird
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yeah, exactly right. And then
apparently, like in the nineteen forties,

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according to this mockumentary, this guy
named Rustin Parr killed the seven children in

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Birkettsville, and then he said that
an old lady told him to do it,

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like she was in his house.
Oh okay, which is kind of

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I guess where that whole legend of
the Blair Witch comes from. Gotcha.

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There's like a weird witch that's going
into people's heads and telling them to kill

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children. Yeah. I like the
mom with the baby, she's trying to

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tell the story, and like the
baby clearly like doesn't realize it's like a

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movie, and she's like, sob
yeah, tell a scary story anyway,

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Like your kid doesn't want you to
tell this story. Shut the fuck up.

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Oh god, my goddaughter. Years
ago, I had to feel I

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had to make a fake pizza commercial
for this movie. It was like a

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commercial. I was supposed to play
in the background Tony making pizza. That's

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so cliche. It's actually my dad. It was actually my dad and my

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dad and they were the twin brothers
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like a little joint shared universe.
And my god daughter played young Lisa Cannoli

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in it because the movie took place
in like the nineties, which was the

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bad guy a Mummy Cop. Please
Watchummy. That's great. But all she

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had to do was smile and say
this pizza is the best, and she

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just showed up crying. Oh no. We still make fun of her to

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this day about it because like she
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and she spoils and goes, this
pizza is the best. My god,

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wonderful I have somewhere. So yeah, I know what it's like to work

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with a kid who's just not getting
it. I'm gonna give them treats or

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something like some here. You can
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You'll be fine. I don't know
how to act with kids. Sometimes

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I see kids, I'm just like
what do I do? Like I'm petting

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their head, like is that what
you do? Good girl? And I

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don't know what I supposed to do
here. Like kids really love me,

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but I'm like bad with kids.
Yeah, I feel like I met my

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cousin's kid for the first time the
other day. Yeah, and like it

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was in my way. She was
in my way. It was in my

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way. Yeah, okay, I
don't want to do them. So I'm

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like all my way to the bathroom. She's like in my way, and

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I'm like, excuse me. And
then she like went like this for me

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to pick her up. And I
was like, that's the opposite of excuse

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me. You're supposed to move.
Then I just went She didn't understand.

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She's like, what happened? Just
watching you walk by? Like what?

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Oh? God? And speaking of
kids, shout out to our good friend

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Anthony. He occasionally watched the show
Hi Anthony, and it's Daughterableill go in

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the room. She's like, that's
Tony, that's your friend. And she

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walks in the room. Now she's
gonna be real free down, just talk

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to me. Anyway. They eventually
meet a lady named Mary who apparently met

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the Blair Witch. And I love
this story. She's like, yeah,

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she opened up her dress and she
was hairy and and she was clearly feminine,

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and she did this and this and
this, and then afterwards they're like,

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that woman's a liar. She said
she was a ballerina. She said

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she was a science like a million
different things. She was like, she

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was nuts. She's definitely on something. She was smoking that weed that uh.

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But I think she does give them
some information that comes up later,

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right, But she does she talk
about the rocks or something. Oh yeah,

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the formations of the what was it, I don't know. Yeah.

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Oh so yeah, they're they're excited
about their first day of filming and they're

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drinking, and of course they're having
a good time. Terrible. It was

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the nineties. It's normal. In
the nineties, it was like still edgy.

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great cool. So the next day
they talked to some fishermen who just want

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to be left alone. Really.
Yeah, they're not having it. They're

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like, yeah, it's the Blair
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I guess some lady got lost.
The story is weird. It's like,

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yeah, lady got lost in the
woods and then she showed up and

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said she saw a woman, And
I'm like that that story sucking, Like,

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why are you even talking right now? But he went into the woods

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and he just saw a you know
woman, He probably saw the dancing devil

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from the from the Return of the
Excesses. Can you imagine you put her

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dead? And I can't cut to
that clip because that movie was so go

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back and watch our Return of the
Exorsies slash the Other Exorcist three, where

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like we could barely show clips for
the movie because there was so much.

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Dude, that's before we decided,
you know what those types of movies are

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Patriot anyway, And another fisherman said
he saw something in the water, something

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weird in the water. Maybe it
was a flying fish or something. Yeah,

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and uh, I think I wrote
here and you already told your story,

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but yes, I uh, this
is definitely giving me flashbacks of just

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sticking around in the woods. What
she used to do in the woods.

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I was a boy scout, you
were, Yeah, what I didn't know

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that. I didn't want anyone to
know in grade school because it was embarrassing.

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Now that I'm older, I'm like, why is that so embarrassing?

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Everyone else was doing crazy ship?
But yeah, I was a boy scout

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for like years. It wasn't a
very good one. I didn't get a

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lot of badges. We would go
on trips and it's like people are in

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that we go on trips and they'd
be like, all right, make sure

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to get all your merit badges,
and we're like, we're gonna like stuff

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on fire and throw rocks exactly,
chop down like trees and shit, we're

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cool. Porn. You find porn
in the woods, you can find it.

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It's not in the woods anymore.
What's going on? Maybe I did

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my job so well finding all you
would deserve all of the merit badgers just

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for that. But now I'm out
of business as the woods deep corner.

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So now I gotta buy porn and
throw it in the woods and then collect

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it again. I'm like the firefighter
who creates fires. I need to ensure

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my job. Jesus. They find
coffin rock and a long time ago they

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found a bunch of men mutilated and
tied together at this rock in like a

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weird formation, and then they went
back into town to get more people to

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retrieve them. But then all the
men were going on disappeared. I'm not

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really sure what the witch was doing
there. I don't know, so,

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like I don't know, there's a
lot of different things going on here.

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I wonder if it really is a
witch, if it's like supernatural, or

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if it's like people in the town
that are just really fucking bored in Maryland.

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Let me tell you something about that. People in Maryland. Let me

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tell you something I know from experience. They're either getting crabs not okay,

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oh, crabs, Okay, you
know from experience, No, no,

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Jesus do no actual crustaceans. They're
they're crabbing to sell crabs. They're not

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getting well the crab might lead into
my other thing. So they're getting crabs

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because everyone eats crabs of Maryland.
Spent a lot of time in Maryland,

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like partly grew up there. Uh, they're bored and they have no internet.

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I'm not counting DC. If we're
counting DC, it's like they're ruining

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the world. And then the last
one is, uh, I was doing

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a lot of heroin. But that's
just my experience in Maryland. If your

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experience of Maryland is different than mine, let me know us know what's going

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on in Maryland. They still not
have internet. My grandmother, like you

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see all these these they mostly came
from my grandfather because they just couldn't get

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reception and they're like literal neck of
the woods. Oh no, now they

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can. Now Wi Fi has gotten
good enough that I can actually like watch

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something on Netflix there. But up
until like four years ago, like you

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could probably get cable or satellite,
but like internet was a fucking nightmare there.

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Like for years, going on the
Internet there was awful, which is

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why he would buy so many Oh
gosh, that sounds like Italy up until

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a few years ago really behind.
Honestly, I remember like in two thousand

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and I don't know what is it, like twelve or something like, we

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still had to go to like internet
cafes and stuff. That's like big in

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Europe, right, yeah, the
internet cafe. But now, I mean

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it's normal before, like even you
know, at some point you should I'm

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going in a couple of weeks.
You should come? Are you coming back?

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I don't know? You you know, I am. It's always a

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crapshoot. It's like, yeah,
chrisn we had all these things planned.

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You're like, I'm living in Italy. Now it's like, oh cool,

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I'm going to Argentina. I'm just
one of these random places. I got

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to go to Argentina. Why your
family there? A lot of Italian people

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go there of Italian heritage. Yeah, they migrated after a certain world event.

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Well yeah, and a lot of
them have my last name, so

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I'm a little Yeah. Argentina,
like Pelusa is a real big name down

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there. It means floppy hat.
That's it. Probably some dialect. No,

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there's literally a character called El Capitan
Peluso who wears a floppy hat.

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That's like, it's a big when
I've mentioned this before. When Facebook like

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first blew up, my entire family
were getting like frame request from people from

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Argentina because they thought we were related. Maybe you are again. After World

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War two, a lot of people
need it the flee and according to my

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dad, according to my dad,
the Peluso family was not on the winning

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side of that war. Were done
here anyway? Oh god, So yeah,

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they're in the woods. Yeah,
they far in a tent would get

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more character development. They brought one
tent for three of them. And well

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she makes a joke like, oh, I've never They're like, oh,

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it's really tight in here, and
she's like, well, I've never spent

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it with two men like I've never
spent the night in a tent with two

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men before, a little thirsty.
She was a little thirsty. Well,

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apparently Josh is her ex lover.
That's like the whole backstory, which like

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they don't really get into their like
extended deleted scenes. Oh okay, I

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did not watch the deleted scenes.
Yeah, I saw a few of them,

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and that was like in the beginning, they kind of mentioned that I

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ordered the VHS tape which says it
has extended scenes, but it did not

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come in on time, which is
why there's no tape on set. I

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would love to watch, you know, my big four k TV. I

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only watch VHS rips on it exactly. Mike has the most depressing, uh

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hair I've ever seen. It's just
hair, It's like blotchy and show what

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was that? I don't know.
I don't know why they have to show

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that. But then he like makes
it come in and he's like, oh,

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well you should see my ass,
Like, no, I don't want

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to see your ass. I don't
know what's going on here. I definitely

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don't want to know what's going on
down there. I don't know if they

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sponsored this particular episode, but Manscape
Dot com makes sense. See it's all

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connected. Even if they didn't sponsor
this episode, check them out. Yeah,

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he could have used it. It
didn't exist back then, which is

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why he looks so harmful. Exactly. This part is the scariest part of

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the movie, I guess. So
they're like lost in the woods. Yeah,

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they're like, we don't know where
we are, we don't know where

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we are. And Heather, the
woman, she says, I know where

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we are, and then they believe
her, and I went home. Oh

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Jesus, It's like, oh my
god, Like I was like, oh,

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those poor assholes, they're so lost. Oh my god, you don't

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believe Heather. Heather. Women are
not the ones that lie. It is

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definitely men. No. Women are
bad at directions and they don't like to

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admit with the wrong right exactly.
I literally I had a girlfriend honestly flip

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out of me because she gave me
wrong directions. Yeah, she's like,

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I said, I said go left. I'm like, I'm like, you

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should understand what she was trying to
say. That was the thing. So

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she's like, all right, you
go up here and you like make a

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right and then I left. I'm
like, I did that there's nothing here,

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and she's like, I said,
make a right and then I left.

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I'm like yeah, and then she
dawn on her She got left and

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right confused. Well, that's your
fault for being not understanding and making fun

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of her dyslexia the fun. But
yeah, the whole day she was mad

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at me. You should see the
way you're driving, you know, like

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you would tell from left and right
which way was the right way to go?

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Am I wrong? Yeah? Yeah? Literally, she was like when

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we would drive, she would give
directions and she would literally be like just

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pointing because she didn't know left or
right. But you don't have the same

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problem. You under like it was
such a problem that she couldn't even vocalize

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it. She just gave up.
At one point with my boyfriend's like driving

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and I'm like looking at the GPS, I just like tap on the window,

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which I swear to God. The
other day he got mad at me,

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00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:37.160
He's like, why the fuck are
you talking on them? Like,

408
00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.079
just tell me right. I'm like, I can't think of the word.

409
00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:44.559
But then i get like Italian and
English mixed up too, So I'm just

410
00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:48.400
like this ross, I know,
you know, I worked shot this joke

411
00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:55.680
earlier and people thought it was offensive, and then he just proved her that

412
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:59.400
was the scariest part of the movie, Like, yeah, you can show

413
00:27:59.480 --> 00:28:02.200
me. See. I can't relate
to being hunted by a witch. I

414
00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:04.720
can relate to being given wrong directions
by someone who says they're not like why

415
00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:11.799
it's scary for you? Oh my
god, oh god. Another actually got

416
00:28:11.799 --> 00:28:14.799
like the trains mixed up and we
ended up going to like the wrong part

417
00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:18.519
of film. Oh no, yeah, that's not cool, though, I'm

418
00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:21.000
just like, I done. That's
your fault because why didn't you double check?

419
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:25.839
I didn't know where we were going. She had the thing that I

420
00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:27.720
don't know. It was to look
for a house that I ended up not

421
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:33.960
moving in obvious. So they find
a pile of rocks laid out like a

422
00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:37.000
burial ground. They say it's like
a burial ground, but I don't know

423
00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:41.480
if it is. Yeah, who
knows? They know? I think they're

424
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:44.559
just guessing. Yeah, they're just
thinking, like, we see all these

425
00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:47.759
rocks laid out, what else could
it be? What else could it be?

426
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:52.000
Yeah, that's right, we see
here. One of the guys knocks

427
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:56.559
over a rock. She puts it
back, but she knocks over a rock,

428
00:28:56.599 --> 00:29:02.000
and then they hear noises in the
woods and they're too scared to investigate.

429
00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:06.400
Why would you knock over a rock
if you think it's on a burial

430
00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:08.799
ground? Did he do it on
purpose or to like accidentally? Because they

431
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.240
like, why wouldn't you be more
careful? Yeah, speaking of being careful,

432
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.000
we should uh check in on Oh
yeah, let's see. Yeah,

433
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:26.559
I wonder what they're updated to see
if they were careful to our cameraman instead.

434
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:36.759
And I can't find Riley. I'm
just I just wanted to review some

435
00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:45.079
movies. I'm very sorry, and
I lost the map and I shouldn't have

436
00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:52.880
lost the map. No, this
is afraid I'm gonna die m and I

437
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.599
won't be able to review some movies. Well, it looks like things are

438
00:29:56.599 --> 00:30:00.720
getting worse anyway. Speaking of getting
worse, it's about to get worse for

439
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:06.880
our characters in this movie. Uh
they get lost again. Yeah, and

440
00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:11.559
Mike is starting to lose it,
and Heather will not show them the mas.

441
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:14.720
She's like, no, it's fine. Yeah. Well, she also

442
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.480
like she has a compass and everything
too, so she's thinking she's on the

443
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:25.160
right track. I'm sure she's very
independent strong indent woman. She is not

444
00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:30.279
a strong she's not a strong defend
woman. Well, Mike is an asshole,

445
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:36.559
Mike. Yeah, Mike snaps a
little early. Yeah, and I

446
00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:38.400
understand. How long are they in
the woods there, like a day?

447
00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:42.799
Two days, and he's got like
another job to go to. The guy

448
00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:47.119
has to return the camera or else. They get like fine, it's a

449
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:52.039
whole thing. Yeah, that was
probably in my college. They had to

450
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:56.559
increase the fines for cameras really and
start punishing people because the rich students would

451
00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.119
just check out the cameras and just
never return them because they could have for

452
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.240
to pay the fives. So they're
like all right, yeah, they're like

453
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:06.279
all right, we need to like
if you do it, you're not allowed

454
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:07.759
to run again. There was like
a whole thing they had to do.

455
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.319
Let me see here, Yeah,
he kicks the map. The map is

456
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:17.519
gone. No no, no,
that sound at this part. Yeah it

457
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:18.440
is no, no, no,
no, we're not at that part.

458
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:23.680
Where are we? We we are
now they are back in the tent at

459
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:30.079
night and they're hearing more noises.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?

460
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.079
Fuck? Oh god, I just
skipped that whole thing. Yes,

461
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:38.599
yeah, and it's funny. They're
like scared of the noises in the woods,

462
00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:41.240
but like, well it could be
deer. Yeah, well that's what

463
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:44.839
they say, And I'm just like, yeah, because like I live in

464
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:48.759
a wooded area now, and my
grandparents lived in literally the woods. There's

465
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:52.079
always something happening. Yeah, So
like the sound that they're that's scaring them

466
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.960
falling, Yeah, the sound that
scared them, Like it literally just sounds

467
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:59.559
like branches falling. Yeah. And
again where my family lived, it could

468
00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:02.480
have just been so just firing guns
into the air for fun, Maryland.

469
00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.000
So yeah, like this is the
one part and I think as a kid,

470
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.400
this is the part that's supposed to
start to really scare you. And

471
00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:12.799
as a kid, I'm just like
I hear that all the time, right,

472
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:20.039
yeahs like normal yeah yeah. So
but I think if you put yourself

473
00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:22.359
into that situation too, like you're
in the middle of the woods at night

474
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:27.000
and you're hearing all of these different
noises, your imagination starts to go on,

475
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.039
oh no, that happened. As
boy Scott, I would get scared

476
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:34.359
hef hear someone walking or something like. There was definitely noises in the woods

477
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:37.759
that scared me. It's just the
noises they were hearing just sound common to

478
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:43.119
me. So dude, when I
moved to where like my parents were like,

479
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:46.160
I never heard a fox before.
Oh my god, there's so weird.

480
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:50.400
I couldn't. I couldn't appreciate that
what does the fox say song?

481
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:52.920
Because you've never heard of fox?
I thought I thought a woman was being

482
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:55.720
murdered. It's horrible. I like, go out. I'm like, what

483
00:32:55.759 --> 00:32:58.759
the fuck. And then finally a
friend like, oh, those are what

484
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.279
foxes make. I'm like, that's
what this fucking sound. That's why they

485
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:04.920
made a whole song about it.
Yeah, but the song is never what

486
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.599
they say. No, it's not. I literally it was like two thousand

487
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:08.400
and eight. I'm sitting in bed, I was home alone, and I

488
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:16.240
just hear I'm like, what is
going on? Can you imagine being in

489
00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:21.359
the middle of the woods and hearing
a fucking fox, like, oh my

490
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:25.160
god, I would Apparently rabbits make
really loud sounds when they're being like attack.

491
00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:34.880
They apparently that's like the only time
they ever make sounds. Let me

492
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.839
see here. Uh yeah. It
turns out the next day rocks were being

493
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:44.599
piled around their camp. Yeah,
freak me the fuck out that would be

494
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:46.119
kind of scared if they weren't there
the day before, and then they wear

495
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:50.440
that be kind of scared exactly.
So all this sounds makes sense. Yes,

496
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:54.000
yes, now the map is gone. We don't reveal what happened to

497
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:59.960
the map that comes up in a
second, but yeah, they there star

498
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:04.119
to lose it. Josh was like
the calm one until now, right,

499
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.400
and she does this whole thing where
she's like, it's impossible to get lost

500
00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:12.800
in America. Yeah, like do
you know how many people go missing in

501
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:16.800
the woods every year? Yeah,
like it is very You can get lost

502
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:21.159
in the fucking woods right here down
the street, like yeah, or you

503
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:24.719
can get like injured and stuff exactly, something us that it's that famous asshole.

504
00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:29.360
It's a lot of famous householes.
They made a movie about him,

505
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:31.920
Into the Wild movie. Oh I
don't know. Yeah, he's the guy

506
00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:35.599
who went to live in the woods
like off the grid, right, and

507
00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:37.599
then he like forget what happened,
and you didn't know how to prepare meat

508
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:40.159
the right way, So I just
fucking died even I was in a bus

509
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:43.760
that was left there, and then
no one could get him because at that

510
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:45.960
time of the year, it like
floods and it's been up. I think

511
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:49.760
they eventually moved the bus because people
were going out there to live like him,

512
00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.639
and the park rangers were like,
oh my god, stop it.

513
00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:57.280
Right well, at this point,
it's like Darwinism, right, like if

514
00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.800
you want to like go and live
in the fucking woods, just fucking do

515
00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:06.400
it. Like yeah, no,
no, where's where's there? Like I

516
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:07.960
guess somewhere else in the because like
right now, like if we go to

517
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:12.559
any park, you walk in one
direction, you're gonna find a way out.

518
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:15.599
But yeah, I wonder what part
of the country like where the forest

519
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:19.880
is like huge. Yeah, I
feel like now it'll be hard to get

520
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:23.519
lost in the woods, like cell
phones and I don't know. Yeah,

521
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:27.079
I mean, like you said,
unless you run out of food and you

522
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:30.280
can't walk anymore, people don't know
that you're gone in the woods, right

523
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:32.360
Yeah, which is what happens.
I'm gonna go live in the woods.

524
00:35:34.239 --> 00:35:38.480
You look like you're ready for that. That's been like my thing lately,

525
00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:43.519
like whenever I get like frustrated about
something, I'm just like every other every

526
00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:46.599
day, I'm like, fuck it, it's gonna go live. So you

527
00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:52.000
should dedicate your life to you think
she's seen anyone. We're both single,

528
00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:55.719
me and the blair Witch. Do
you know what the blair Witch looks like?

529
00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:00.639
No, apparently she's hairy to that
lady. Well, I can tell

530
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:06.840
you what she looks like. So
McFarland Toys, the guys who made spawn,

531
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:13.679
they did what do you call it? They did the movie Maniac series

532
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:15.400
in the nineties at my place,
you ever, I mean, I'm sorry,

533
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:20.320
not at my place, the corner
of the store. That's definitely over

534
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:22.920
there and not a separate set in
my basement. I have those like horror

535
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:29.480
movie figures. Those are called the
Movie Maniac series. And McFarland toys they

536
00:36:29.480 --> 00:36:34.280
were told to make a blair Witch
toy. Problem. They don't know what

537
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:40.599
it looks like, so they made
two of them. That's that's one of

538
00:36:40.639 --> 00:36:45.320
them. It's a tree man with
horns. That's horrible and like a big

539
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:49.679
he's got like a sigh and a
bundle. Oh he's got the bundle of

540
00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:52.920
sticks that comes up late. Let
me say there was another one. I

541
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:58.360
think, okay, yeah, And
then they have a more more feminine looking

542
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:02.440
one and it's it's a zombie and
she has like the flate of boobs.

543
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:07.360
I hate it. That's horrible.
Why are you got to ruin the whole

544
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:14.559
like imagination, Tony, because now
you're showing it to me, I don't

545
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:16.039
want to see that. Now you
have to imagine that that's what it looks

546
00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:20.199
like exactly before it was like just
like a spirit like I don't even know

547
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.199
what would say. Could you imagine
being passed with that? It's the terror

548
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:25.320
of being in the woods alone.
I can't imagine being like, hey,

549
00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.280
toy maker, sculptor, you need
to make two Blair witches, Like,

550
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.559
oh, two characters, Okay,
can you give me pictures of what they

551
00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:38.119
look like in the movie? And
it's like, oh, your imagination,

552
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:44.719
okay, okay? Uh, the
best McFarland Actually no, I'll tell that

553
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:47.400
story for Darkness Falls. Actually,
oh, Darkness Falls. I love that

554
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:51.360
movie. There's a McFarland toy story
with that, no way, Yeah,

555
00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:52.840
Johannah really wants to do that one. We should probably do that together.

556
00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:59.880
Speaking of toys, side Tangent there, Uh, Jurassic Park. You know

557
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.239
Newman from Seinfeld's in it really yeah? In the Jassic Park he's the fat

558
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.039
guy. Oh yeah, yeah,
wait, I have a visual representation here.

559
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:12.840
He is right there. So in
the nineties, the toy company that

560
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:15.480
had to make him, I forget
if we mentioned it in the Drastic Park

561
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:17.719
review. They like they were like, make a toy off this character,

562
00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:21.920
but the role had him been cast
yet. So when you get the Dennis

563
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:25.360
Negerie toy from drast Park, it's
like this muscular guy and this like combat

564
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:30.400
suit who's ready to capture dinosaurs.
The movie comes out, it's like,

565
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:36.639
what the fuck anything, Like you're
sitting on his couch al too long.

566
00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:42.880
And that was toy talk. Yeah. For more toy talk, go to

567
00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:50.039
peg Warmers podcast. Johannah was on
peg Warmers recently. She brought in her

568
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:55.039
porks. Yeah, I feel like
I know what that is, stupid fucking

569
00:38:55.159 --> 00:39:00.519
birds from that dumb Star Wars movie, the New Star Wars movies. She

570
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:04.119
oh, right there, Oh yeah, I don't know. She's obsessed with

571
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.360
them. Really, they're cute,
that's nice. And Tricia's last episode.

572
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:14.519
Everyone's Tricia's last episode Save me God
right in the comments how much you guys

573
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:17.519
want me here? Yeah, So
they assume that people will look for them,

574
00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:21.559
but they seem kind of insufferable,
so I don't think they would.

575
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:27.599
Yeah. No, exactly what people
in four like if they told people they're

576
00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:32.199
so you have to be gone for
forty eight hours to make a missing person

577
00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:36.880
thing and then they would have to
like call the police it. Yeah,

578
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:42.639
I still think it's like we got
other things. I feel like back in

579
00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:45.719
the nineties, people were kind of
more about their own business, Like they

580
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:47.719
didn't have social media and everything like
that, so they weren't keeping like tabs

581
00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:51.039
on everyone, or they'd wait longer, like, oh, they must have

582
00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:54.320
like got they happened, or maybe
they're like getting brunch or something on their

583
00:39:54.320 --> 00:40:00.480
way. They went into the bill
Woods to look for a demon monster.

584
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:07.000
They got brunch. Uh, I
think they got a jacked brunch. Don't

585
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:09.519
don't google check. I don't want
to. Everyone else should. I don't

586
00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:13.760
think you can handle it. Everyone
else should google check. I can handle

587
00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:15.719
a lot. I'm going to go
google this afterwards. Going on here,

588
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:20.920
So Mike is losing his mind,
Yes, and he admits to throwing the

589
00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:25.840
map. Yes, anything's it's hilarious. Fucking kicked the map. It was

590
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:30.079
bullshit. Anyway, We're lost because
they are a lot. They keep like

591
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:34.440
just going in circles and circles,
and I guess the Blair witch is doing

592
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:38.599
it, or they're just or Heather's
just not's mixing up her lips of right,

593
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:40.800
you know why, It's because the
guys are making her go crazy.

594
00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:45.199
That's why she can't get her head
right, because he's fucking asking. Yeah,

595
00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:49.159
that's your theory. Apparently it's tied
to a deleted scene. Tell me

596
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.480
about that. Yeah, there's a
deleted scene about you know how Heather and

597
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:58.760
Josh are like ex lovers. Yeah, and so the theory is that Josh

598
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:01.880
and Mike are actually in this together
and they want to bring Heather into the

599
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:07.599
woods to make her go crazy and
then kill her. That's the theory.

600
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:12.599
That's it's a fan theory. Is
interesting. That's like the killer's scream.

601
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:15.480
But like this is like that's kind
of going way out of your way.

602
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:20.360
Like it's like like Mike and Josh
are like acting out this whole thing to

603
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:22.719
like freak Heather the fuck out,
but then in the end something actually does

604
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:25.559
happen. Heather seems like an idiot. I'm pretty sure he just leave her

605
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:32.679
her own devices. Heather's really smart
and I love her and Heather Donaghue.

606
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:36.039
If you are watching this review,
I just want to say that you are

607
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:38.480
amazing and you are a strong independent
woman like I mentioned before, and do

608
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:45.159
not listen to Tony because he is
not correct. Also, Heather, if

609
00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:49.159
you got any of that uh week
and if anyone would like to send sup

610
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:52.000
to our po box, here's the
address. I haven't gone to the po

611
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:54.440
box recently. Oh you should do
that, depending on like what week it

612
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:59.599
is. There's either nothing there or
it's overflowing. They still they know who

613
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:02.719
I am. I've gotten to that
point right from the movie. Yeah,

614
00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:07.039
they're like hack the movies. Yeah, we got a whole box. That's

615
00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:12.159
awesome. It's good to be famous. It's very very famous, very famous.

616
00:42:12.199 --> 00:42:14.960
You should start a PO box Foratricia's
Italy. You know what I should?

617
00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:16.280
What weird stuff would you get?
Oh? God, a lot of

618
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:19.920
feet stuff. I feel like I
don't know, I get a lot of

619
00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:23.519
weird requests. Do you want to
put that out there? Guys, if

620
00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:27.280
you ask for a feed picks,
they're not getting memories. No, you're

621
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.000
you're not going to get them.
No, what's the price. It's the

622
00:42:30.039 --> 00:42:39.360
price. We'll talk about it later. Randon was on this Someone offered fifty

623
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.639
dollars worth of bitcoin to see deep
cleve it not even topless, and she

624
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:46.519
turned it down. I'm like why, I don't know. She sends the

625
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:51.480
bitches. My dms are open.
I'll do this shit like I need more

626
00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:57.880
bitcoin? You assholes. Exactly wonderful. All you bruns get all the SIPs.

627
00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.079
I get nothing. I get nothing. Don't you get a lot of

628
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:04.679
don't? Yes you do. I
know I've seen your inbox. No.

629
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:09.599
I get yelled at by people for
not liking the new ghosts. Everyone else

630
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:15.079
is getting offered bitcoin for cleavage picks. Think you assle anyway? Uh so,

631
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.760
yeah, you think they're gonna try
and kill them killer? Well,

632
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:21.519
I don't know. It's just a
fan theory that's not personally well. There

633
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:24.440
is a deleted scene where you said, Josh like tore up the map or

634
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:28.559
crumble Yes, okay, yes,
exactly so Josh, Yeah, I skip

635
00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:31.920
that. But Josh actually crumbles up
the map. He admits to crumbling it

636
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:35.920
up and then giving it to Mike, and then Mike kicks it. That

637
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:39.639
is a deleted scenes. Josh,
yes, so it makes Mike look like

638
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:45.000
an asshole. Yes. And then
here we get the most iconic image,

639
00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:50.920
well, second most iconic image.
The blair Witch sticks, the blair Witch

640
00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:52.719
logo, the logo yeah you gotta
put a logo in? Oh god,

641
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.679
Honestly, like that scene gives me
chills because if I think about being in

642
00:43:55.679 --> 00:44:04.119
the woods and seeing that, I'm
sorry, say that again? Is it

643
00:44:04.159 --> 00:44:07.199
our friends Riley and Minsalad. I
don't know. I don't know. I'll

644
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.000
check in a second, But anyway, what were you saying? If I

645
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:14.480
see the blair Witch logo, Like, I'm just walking around the woods in

646
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:15.800
the middle of nowhere, I don't
know where the fuck I am, and

647
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:21.639
I see this logo hanging there,
like, what would you do? Well?

648
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:24.519
If I lived in a universe where
The blair Witch is a movie like

649
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:27.880
this universe, I'd be like,
some assholes sold the blair Witch. I

650
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:31.039
guess. I guess that makes sense. If The blair Witch was not a

651
00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:35.760
movie, right and I went in
there, I'd be like, what's that?

652
00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:40.119
Like some cold or something like some
satanic ritual. It's just creepy enough

653
00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:44.880
without going over It's not like I
mean, text chainsaws creepy in a different

654
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:49.639
way, but it's not like there's
like bones, no nice and stuff like,

655
00:44:49.679 --> 00:44:52.559
it's just it's just sticks. So
you're like, which is crazy,

656
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:54.360
how scary it is? It's just
a bundle of sticks. That's a lot

657
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:58.079
of word. I wish there was
a word that was shorter to describe that.

658
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.639
But yeah, just a bunch of
bundle of sticks in the woods,

659
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:05.400
tied up and uh yeah, I
guess I would be creeped out if I

660
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.840
was in like a real secluded part
and I saw that there's nothing around.

661
00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:12.639
Go on the other way, right, because who the hell in the right

662
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:15.519
mind is going to be out in
the middle of the woods besides you?

663
00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:20.760
Well, yeah I probably would.
I got yelled at by a park range

664
00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:22.559
or I got yelled at by a
park What were you doing? You didn't

665
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:25.960
find enough porn to clean up the
park? Well, me and my friends

666
00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:29.280
were hanging out in the woods,
not looking for porn. Well that was

667
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:31.400
the thing. You never go into
the woods looking for porn. You just

668
00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:36.039
find it. Oh, maybe that's
my issue. I'm looking for I just

669
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:38.760
have to go for a nice stroll. I have been going on Instagram live

670
00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:43.480
just me in the wood. Really, I haven't seen that you were.

671
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:45.159
You were in the chat the other
day. Oh I was for like two

672
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:50.000
seconds and then I exited out because
I was so confused. I was also

673
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.760
at work. I think it was
really cold and I need to move more.

674
00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:57.199
So I'm like, I'm gonna go
to the park, but I didn't

675
00:45:57.199 --> 00:46:00.320
want to give up. So I'm
like, if I'm live streaming like an

676
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:02.159
asshole, True, it gives you
the motivation, Yeah, it does.

677
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:07.159
It gets your mind off the cold. And then as soon as you're done

678
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:08.880
live stream and you're like, fuck, it's cold, what's wrong with me?

679
00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:15.559
I'm going back to my car.
So, yeah, this is the

680
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:19.159
scene that really started the scam.
Yeah, and part of it was used

681
00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:22.159
for the trailer. But yeah,
so they're in the woods, they're in

682
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:24.039
the tent, of course they're they've
been in the woods the whole time.

683
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:30.159
Uh. And they hear like kids
kids, which to me is super fucking

684
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:42.079
creepy. Yeah. If you hear
little kids just laughing in the middle of

685
00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:44.159
the night, really anywhere you are, I don't know. To me,

686
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:46.920
kids laughs, it's just creepy.
Yeah. No, I don't like it.

687
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:52.119
Don't like a little little kid laugh
And there's like a baby laughing And

688
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:58.119
they're like, what the little kids
in the middle of the woods. No,

689
00:46:58.239 --> 00:46:59.960
no, thank you, What would
you do? What would you do

690
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:00.840
in that situation. No, I
know, I don't even know. I

691
00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:07.159
would probably have a panic attack.
I would probably ask either for some good

692
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:12.639
stuff, because there's no fucking way
I'm going to sleep, like well,

693
00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.960
I mean here, like I'm not
scared of kids, no, no,

694
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:17.280
no, but like in the middle
of the woods at night, in the

695
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:22.639
middle of nowhere, I guess that
is a weird place for No, thank

696
00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:23.880
you. You're not finding that born
in the middle of the woods in the

697
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:27.840
night, so you shouldn't be out
there. Oh god, yeah, you're

698
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:30.360
right, these kids are evil.
No thank you. That is terrified to

699
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:34.400
think though, just like oh no, no, no, no, no

700
00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:36.360
no. And then like to think, like there's nowhere to go, and

701
00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:38.400
you're in the middle of the woods. It's really dark out, you're fucking

702
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:45.440
lost. Yeah, it's fucking creepy. Uh but yeah I didn't when I

703
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:49.559
was a kid, because at this
point, like it's a calming complaint,

704
00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:54.159
nothing's happening. But at this point, like they haven't been physically touched by

705
00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:58.800
anything, and like the tent just
like collapses in on them. Oh god,

706
00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:01.559
they just start running, yeah,
and then uh, where the fuck

707
00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:05.159
are you running? Yeah? Anywhere? Oh my god, that sounds like

708
00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:08.000
another thing because I have asthma.
So this this movie freaks me out because

709
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:12.360
I'm like, if I have to
run and it's cold and it's dark and

710
00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:15.039
I'm lost, I'm going to die
and you don't have your inhaler right.

711
00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.920
Oh my god, it's my worst
fear. I have to carry that wherever

712
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:22.000
I go. Have you seen the
new screen? No, I guess I'm

713
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.239
not going to I was going to
strike home for you. Yeah, the

714
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:30.360
main main character has asthma. It's
like a plot point. That's my worst

715
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:34.480
fear. Oh god, yeah,
I guess that would suck. Yeah,

716
00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:37.519
that woods suck. That would sucked. You can't live in the woods with

717
00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:43.079
asthma. No, the bear comes, we'll be able to run away from

718
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:45.960
No, exactly, I would die. I would literally die. Yeah.

719
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:49.119
But I like when she just turns
back and goes, what what is that?

720
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:52.599
It's like because you're waiting for the
camera to In a modern movie,

721
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:54.880
the camera would turn around. Yeah, but I'm like, guess what is

722
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:58.159
it? Is it? Well?
Because yeah, because and that's what's so

723
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:01.199
great about this movie is because they
camera like she's not really focusing on the

724
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:05.880
camera. She's like focusing on her
own experience and what's going on, So

725
00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:07.760
she's not thinking like, oh,
I have to turn this around and capture

726
00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:10.360
whatever the fuck it is, Like
she's just thinking about her Yeah, that's

727
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:15.239
the thing like more modern found footage
movies, like they're going to be like,

728
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:17.960
oh what is that? Like Cloverfield, he's constantly giving the shot of

729
00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:21.480
like the monster, You're gonna be
way too scared to eat, Like why

730
00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:22.960
are you even still feel like?
You got the footage of the monster?

731
00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:27.519
Get the fuck out of the cityhole, what are you doing? Yeah,

732
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:31.400
for sure U. Cloverfield was another
one that did the whole found footage but

733
00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:36.599
with the viral marketing. Yeah,
yeah, I got sick when I watched

734
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:39.840
Cloverfield. Did you get sick watching
this? No? That's interesting. I

735
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:45.559
don't know why. Yeah, because
this is even like even shake it it

736
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:49.599
is other other uh found footage movies
that get you sick, because that's like

737
00:49:49.639 --> 00:49:52.199
a common complaint about a lot of
these movies. They make people sick.

738
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:55.840
I just remember Cloverfield just feeling really
Yeah, I it's weird. I have

739
00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:00.960
like the worst motion sickness and mo, please don't do it for me.

740
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:05.480
I can watch a found footage,
shaky cam movie and be fine, that's

741
00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:07.559
everything. I feel like a lot
of people wrongly go back and ship on

742
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.960
this, but it's like, well, I think you're more mad about all

743
00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:15.039
the imitations that came afterward. It's
like, oh God, there's some pretty

744
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:22.760
terrible found footage movies. The Devil
Inside that one sucked. The Pyramids sucks.

745
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:28.559
They're all awful. Most of the
paranormal activities after three suck. Did

746
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.119
you know there was a new one
out? No? When did that come

747
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:34.599
out? Like a few months ago. It was on Paramount Plus that app

748
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:37.840
exclusive to that. I still didn't
see the three D one. No,

749
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:39.039
neither did I. Yeah, we
might have to do. We just did

750
00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:42.760
a worst of for Texas Chainsaw.
We should do a worst of for that

751
00:50:42.920 --> 00:50:47.400
series because I don't know the first
Yeah, the first three. I was

752
00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:52.639
a little let down by two.
But the first three were really really good.

753
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.559
I liked them, and then yea, yeah, four sucks. I

754
00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:59.320
think I have four here. Of
course sucked. No, I just remember

755
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:00.599
the first one, and that was
that was kind of like the same thing

756
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:05.199
where you think it's like real footage
and yeah, it's like filming the cameras

757
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:07.760
in the house. At that point
we caught on. Well yeah, we

758
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:10.480
caught on, but still it was
like this could actually happen in really that

759
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:14.400
took from this. I mean that
one was a little bit more effects heavy,

760
00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:16.559
but he did the whole like just
don't show your monster. Don't show

761
00:51:16.559 --> 00:51:21.119
Apparently the three D one they show
the monster. I don't like that,

762
00:51:21.239 --> 00:51:22.159
seeh I like the stuff where you
don't really know, you have to use

763
00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:25.119
your imagination. That's sounds so scary
about it. Yeah, I mean,

764
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:30.880
and I understand if a worse filmmaker
tries to do that, it's even cringier.

765
00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:37.679
But what are you gonna do?
Oh God, there's a there's there's

766
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:45.360
a found footage movie about astronauts on
the moon What Why Hollow eight? Yeah,

767
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.960
it's about the astronauts to go to
the moon and there's something killing them.

768
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.000
It turns out that the rocks on
the moon are actually spiders. That's

769
00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:58.400
the movie. I don't remember it
being very good. The next day their

770
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:01.400
camp is wrecked. Yes, it's
completely trash, and they mentioned there's like

771
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:06.119
blue slime on things. Yeah,
the blue doesn't really come up on camera.

772
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:09.679
Yeah, yeah, but what the
fuck is the slime? Though?

773
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:15.440
Ecto Plaza. Oh, it's like
green Slime from Ghostla. I don't know.

774
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:19.440
No, actually, yeah, that
makes sense. That makes sense to

775
00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:25.280
you. Okay, And here we
go, speaking of other movies that rip

776
00:52:25.320 --> 00:52:29.320
this off. Here we get the
whole turn that damn thing off cliche,

777
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:32.320
Yeah, which I think already existed. I think there's a scene like that

778
00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:37.679
in Oh, Cannibal Holocaust is there? Have you not seen that Italian work

779
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:42.840
of cinema Holocaust? You've never even
heard of it? No, that was

780
00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:46.159
like the found footage movie. It's
it's got like actual animal killings and stuff.

781
00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:52.400
Yeah, it's Italian thing. Yeah, they don't care. How are

782
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:53.599
we gonna do this scene where the
guy shoots the pig in the head and

783
00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:57.519
the Italian's like, oh, you
get a pig and you shoot it in

784
00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:00.960
the head. They're like, oh
Jesus what he says? That's what like

785
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:06.440
the issa, Hey do you have
the uh you have the the the turtle

786
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:08.400
prop when they cut the turtle's head
off and eat it. And guy's like,

787
00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:16.639
oh, what a prop. They're
the turtle. There's the Turtlena.

788
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:22.280
Is that is that what it's really
called? I don't even know. Yes,

789
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:25.440
Cannibal Holocaust was one of like the
first, Like it's like from the

790
00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:30.119
seventies. I think the first like
Big Now it's about like a crew that

791
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:32.280
goes missing in the woods, and
then like like the whole movie is not

792
00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:37.360
found footage, but they collect the
missing filmmakers footage, and turns out the

793
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:40.239
filmmakers were assholes and treating the natives
like shit. It's a fake a documentary

794
00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:46.519
and the natives had a little too
much of their bullshit. But yeah,

795
00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:50.679
all these movies, they always have
a scene where like even the writer can't

796
00:53:50.760 --> 00:53:52.360
justify why someone's filming, so they
put in a line where it's like,

797
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:57.719
turn the damn thing off. Yeah, they're getting really fucking pissed with her

798
00:53:57.760 --> 00:54:00.199
there. Yeah, care about this. We're gonna die. But honestly,

799
00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:02.880
if you're gonna die, why not
document it? I see you have a

800
00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:07.239
note here correcting me. What happened? I say. They sing my favorite

801
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:14.559
song, the national anthem, America
the Beautiful. They sing both, they

802
00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:17.880
sing America the Beautiful, and then
the camera cuts and they're singing the national

803
00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:30.760
I don't remember that part your gay
song. That is what you don't have

804
00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:35.039
all the words of the national anthem
memorized. I just don't remember them singing

805
00:54:35.079 --> 00:54:39.320
it because they're like, God,
I don't even know the words, because

806
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:44.159
they're mocking her for saying, you
can't get lost in America, right,

807
00:54:44.320 --> 00:54:46.840
exactly, spend too much time in
Europe. All right, I did.

808
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:50.800
Yeah, yeah, I know you
don't have the red, white and blue

809
00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:54.360
running through your veins. You need
to watch some whole Coguan matches. Oh

810
00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:59.599
no, you need to watch the
whole Cogan match I WrestleMania four or five,

811
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:02.360
whatever one was in Trump Plaza,
and then that'll knock the America back

812
00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:07.119
into Okay, mcaulay Culkin's in the
crowd for one of those matches. Oh

813
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:12.840
okay, I'll definitely watch it.
The camera just cuts to young mccullay culkin,

814
00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:16.760
like, I know, I'm still
so mad at you never met me.

815
00:55:17.000 --> 00:55:22.239
Let me meet him. If if
you're wondering why I wore this ridiculous

816
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:27.280
pin of Tricia's face, it was
because she wasn't allowed to. He did

817
00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:29.239
not like me. You were act
like it was like a hangout. I'm

818
00:55:29.239 --> 00:55:32.000
like, this is like a working
Was that hangout you were like at someone's

819
00:55:32.039 --> 00:55:37.480
house? It was a work drinking
of beer smoking some weed. We did.

820
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:39.199
We did know we did? I
mean maybe I don't know. I

821
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:44.440
didn't. We did go out to
a bar in Phoenixville, I see.

822
00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:46.000
And I don't know if I told
this one. Uh, there was this

823
00:55:46.039 --> 00:55:51.960
girl just plastered and she recognized McCulla
goll and she's like trying to talk to

824
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:54.440
him, but she could barely stand
and she's like thinking of things to say,

825
00:55:54.440 --> 00:55:58.079
but she's too drunk. And her
like brother's there like propping her up,

826
00:55:58.079 --> 00:55:59.480
and he's like, all right,
we gotta go, we gotta go,

827
00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:02.559
and she's like IP and like we're
all just that one. We're like,

828
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:06.599
this girl's really try and I feel
like the brothers like I gotta take

829
00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:07.960
her home. Like I feel bad
for that girl, because the next day,

830
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:10.320
your brother's gonna be like you met
mcaulay. Coul's gonna be like,

831
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:15.760
noki did it? I hope someone's
freaking videotape that. Did you ever see

832
00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:19.159
that picture of Tom Hanks with the
guy who's passed out? No, Tom

833
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:22.000
is at a bar and this guy
was passed out drunk, so his friends

834
00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:25.480
took a picture of Tom has The
next day they said the pictures like I

835
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:30.119
met Tom. No, fucking way. So anyway, damn alcohol. Oh

836
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:34.199
yeah, So Heather and Josh are
really going at it, like yelling at

837
00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:37.199
each each other. And you think
this place in the hole that theyre ex

838
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:39.480
lover. Oh maybe yeah, if
they're like that comfortable with each other.

839
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:43.960
Uh, they's just really good friends. Yeah, that could be too.

840
00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:52.760
Probably. The next day Josh is
missing. He's not there. She screams,

841
00:56:52.880 --> 00:57:01.159
Josh fucking wow, which is good
trying to find him and you're in

842
00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:06.320
the middle of nowhere, you will
scream. Mike is doing a horrible child

843
00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:10.039
at audio by the way, because
they're constantly using the audio from the camera

844
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:15.559
Mike. It's like Mike, literally
Mike, Mike. He doesn't he doesn't

845
00:57:15.559 --> 00:57:21.800
give a fuck at this point,
Yeah, they uh, they're trying to

846
00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:23.840
keep it together at night. Yeah, but then they hear him screaming.

847
00:57:23.880 --> 00:57:34.280
Now this is creepy. Yes,
so hearing Josh screaming, which fun fact,

848
00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:37.239
by the way, they actually recorded
Josh, like the directors of the

849
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:42.440
actual film recorded him screaming, and
then they actually played it at night,

850
00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:46.280
oh for the actors to hear.
So actually a lot of these scenes that

851
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:51.079
we see were completely set up,
like the actors didn't even know what was

852
00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:52.960
happening. Yeah, I heard about
like the directors will like leave him like

853
00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:57.159
like notes and stuff and like the
film cans or whatever to be like,

854
00:57:57.199 --> 00:57:59.559
hey, in the scene, you
do this right? Like they give them

855
00:57:59.639 --> 00:58:01.760
like a little like things like what
they should do in this scene or how

856
00:58:01.800 --> 00:58:05.320
to act. But at the same
time, like some of this stuff,

857
00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:08.440
like the the what's it called the
logo the Blair was logo, Like they

858
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:13.239
just like put that there, and
like the actors weren't expecting that, so

859
00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:17.760
they like wake up and they're just
like why are they what? They were

860
00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:29.119
truly scared? Good job over their
names. Good job, Eduardo Sanchez and

861
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:31.400
Daniel Myrick. You did a good
job. Good job. One of them

862
00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:36.840
filmed something for VHS, that anthology
series. Do you ever see VHS?

863
00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.360
No? Both you and Crystal?
How hell have you not seen VHS?

864
00:58:40.360 --> 00:58:45.039
I don't know. That's an anthology
series, but it's all found footage and

865
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:49.719
it's pretty crazy. You're pretty interesting. Where can I find that? Uh?

866
00:58:49.719 --> 00:58:52.320
Some of them are on Amazon.
Actually the newest one is on shutter

867
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:57.199
Okay, and I gave you my
shutter. Yeah, you got to send

868
00:58:57.280 --> 00:59:01.159
me that again. God damn you
anyway, there's four of them. The

869
00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:07.000
last one was kind Not all of
the little anthology bits are good in each

870
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:10.599
one, but occasionally there's like a
really good one that stands out well.

871
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:15.400
When they wake up right in the
morning, yes, afterwards, Heather goes

872
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:21.480
out and finds a bundle of a
bundle of sticks. That's a mouthful,

873
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:23.559
if only there was a shorter word. Yeah, she finds a bundle of

874
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:30.800
sticks. I don't know it.
It just surrounded in like, uh,

875
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:34.039
Josh's shirt, Yeah, pieces of
his shirt, his shirt, and then

876
00:59:34.199 --> 00:59:37.440
she like picks it up and then
she like throws it because she gets scared,

877
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:40.000
which is actually a real reaction.
She had no idea, like the

878
00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:44.440
actual actress had no idea what was
in there. And then when she opened

879
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:45.400
it up, the directors were like, you have to go back and you

880
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:49.840
have to open it and show what's
in there because this is part of the

881
00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:52.599
movie. So she was genuinely scared. She opens it up and it's an

882
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:58.199
actual tooth with blood and jos a
tongue in there. It looks like that,

883
00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:00.679
right, Yeah, But then I
went back and I researched it,

884
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:05.519
and the director actually says that it
was a tooth that was donated from his

885
01:00:05.679 --> 01:00:09.320
dentist, a real human tooth they
used. Yeah, and the camera quality

886
01:00:09.400 --> 01:00:12.719
is so poor you could have just
put a pebble in there and put a

887
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:15.559
blended in Yeah. I saw the
hair in the blood. It really did

888
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:20.039
look like a tongue. Yeah,
that's what I thought it was. Yeah,

889
01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:22.880
and that was that was like okay. As a kid, I'm like,

890
01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:27.119
all right, I remember I saw
this on video like after the theater

891
01:00:27.199 --> 01:00:29.840
and stuff like, I didn't see
it in the theaters, so I was

892
01:00:29.880 --> 01:00:31.280
like, I waited a while to
see this. And at this point,

893
01:00:31.320 --> 01:00:37.840
I'm like, oh shit, stops
getting real and I've seen that McFarlane toy.

894
01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:44.960
I can't wait till the Witch shows. She doesn't tell Mike no,

895
01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:49.199
she washes her hanch like that's nothing, nothing, fine, that's fine.

896
01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:53.679
Well, she's probably so shocked she
doesn't want this to be reality. Yeah,

897
01:00:53.920 --> 01:01:00.480
we finally get the most iconic scene, number one, he with the

898
01:01:00.519 --> 01:01:05.719
camera on her. I'm so sorry. I'm so scared. That really like

899
01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:10.440
tugs at your heart. This scene
yeah megas not, megas not. I

900
01:01:10.480 --> 01:01:15.400
mean, it's disgusting, it's real, Like she is an amazing actress,

901
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:20.400
like to have the courage to actually
go on camera and just not all over

902
01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:23.760
and to admit to being wrong.
I was like, that's great acting.

903
01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:37.960
I cannot deal. Any chance you
get Tony, any chance you guys tell

904
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:43.400
I've been through a breakup. Tony
is very single. You should hit him

905
01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:47.360
up. Although she wasn't too bad, but it's reminding me of previous breakups

906
01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:52.360
and all those old resentments are coming
back. Anyway, Oh yeah, yeah,

907
01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:58.599
yeah, but no, my Tinder
profile still that about me on my

908
01:01:58.679 --> 01:02:04.800
tender profile is not working about please
tell the audience here about me? So

909
01:02:04.920 --> 01:02:07.800
I thought, I just cut to
the chase with my Tinder profile. So

910
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:10.079
it's a picture of me, and
the about me literally just says I could

911
01:02:10.119 --> 01:02:16.280
be more or less like your dad, depending on It's fucking horrible, Like

912
01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:21.480
why would anyone in their right mind
actually message you with that though, Like

913
01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:24.239
unless they have like really good,
really good sense of humor. There's this

914
01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:28.360
guy's fucking great look. I gotta
weed through them, like, yeah,

915
01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:30.480
I need something. If you're matching
on me with that profile, I'm like,

916
01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:35.119
all right, I'm not had eliminated
a No, that makes sense.

917
01:02:35.480 --> 01:02:39.519
Just cut to the chase. I
was, I was pretty fucking proud of

918
01:02:39.559 --> 01:02:45.079
that. Two people actually message you
like, hey, that's really funny.

919
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:49.199
I only matched one person, but
they haven't messaged me back. I literally

920
01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:52.320
said, I'm like they said I
wouldn't match anyone with this, Thanks for

921
01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:57.559
proving them wrong. I haven't heard
that. Oh yeah, so the I'm

922
01:02:57.599 --> 01:03:02.800
so scared this was parodied so many
times. Oh fuck, uh scary movie?

923
01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:07.199
Did it? Yeah? Uh?
We mentioned in a previous episode,

924
01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:10.119
did you ever see the Scooby Doo
Project? No, I heard of that.

925
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:13.639
You can find it on YouTube.
Yeah? Is it on YouTube?

926
01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:19.400
Yeah? Which are called Cartoon Network. They did like a marathon and they

927
01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:22.960
would play commercials that you would like. Each part of the commercial was a

928
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:25.320
different segment, and it was like
the two D animation but in actual woods

929
01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:30.599
and it was just the Scooby Doo
characters doing the Blair Witch Project. And

930
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:34.639
I think at what point they do
the like, I'm like so totally scared,

931
01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:42.000
totally scared. Man, Maybe this
time we shouldn't have middled. I

932
01:03:42.000 --> 01:03:45.639
think I even did that in my
stupid fucking movie I made when I was

933
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:50.440
ten. I don't know. That
was the scene they showed in all the

934
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:53.079
trailers that was like the big scene
they showed in the trailers along with the

935
01:03:53.199 --> 01:03:57.679
what is that? Right, and
like, you know, you see the

936
01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.800
trailer and you're like, I bet
you it's a zombie lady with the flate

937
01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:08.719
of moves. According to that toy, that's what it is. So Josh

938
01:04:08.760 --> 01:04:13.880
calls out to them again and his
voice leads them to a house. And

939
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:16.079
when I was a kid, I
was like, wait a minute, a

940
01:04:16.199 --> 01:04:19.239
house. There's got to be someone
living there. No, no, no,

941
01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:23.960
not that. If you see a
house, there should be a path

942
01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:27.840
that leads to a main road.
How do you get to that house?

943
01:04:28.159 --> 01:04:30.039
Right? Yeah? And I'm always
like, why are they going? They

944
01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:33.920
need resources and supplies and whatever to
live off of. Yeah, yeah,

945
01:04:34.159 --> 01:04:36.800
I mean, no one's living in
that house, but but there should be

946
01:04:36.840 --> 01:04:42.679
a road nearby, some way to
get to civilization if that house exists,

947
01:04:42.880 --> 01:04:45.639
and you thought that, yeah,
I mean if yes, there's the boy

948
01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:47.880
scout in me now, I mean, if there was a Blair witch,

949
01:04:48.239 --> 01:04:51.559
I guess they can change the woods
and manipulate it and they would just be

950
01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:56.440
in a loop, Which is like
another theory that's kind of going on the

951
01:04:56.480 --> 01:04:59.599
fact that they didn't need their first
thoughts should be like, oh, wow,

952
01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:01.280
Josh probably being murdered. Let's see
if there's a way to get back

953
01:05:01.320 --> 01:05:06.280
to town, because I'm not going
in that fucking house. And actually,

954
01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:11.239
this house reminds me of when I
broke in, well, not broke into

955
01:05:11.239 --> 01:05:14.800
Penhurst Penhurst Asylum before it was a
tourist location. How did you do that?

956
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:15.960
Is that? Wait? That place
is still there? Did they tear

957
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:18.199
it down? They tore it down, right, they tore parts of it.

958
01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:23.280
No, now it's like a Halloween
attraction. Yeah, but we went

959
01:05:23.320 --> 01:05:26.360
when it was not in two thousand
and eight, me and Anthony and a

960
01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:29.599
bunch of our friends, ted and
whatnot. We went in there. We

961
01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:32.880
didn't break in. The door was
already broken off the hinges. We were

962
01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:38.199
definitely a trespass thing, but we
didn't break an enter. And yeah,

963
01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:41.880
I figured I might have told the
story before we were upstairs and I saw

964
01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:44.360
that there was someone else? Did
you see a ghost? I didn't see

965
01:05:44.360 --> 01:05:46.760
a ghost. I saw that there
was someone else in there with a flashlight,

966
01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:51.280
and I My version of the story
is I heroically told everyone about it

967
01:05:51.320 --> 01:05:55.519
and we all ran away. So
what did you saw someone? Yeah?

968
01:05:55.599 --> 01:06:00.599
Anthony's version of the story is I
ran away without telling anyone, and then

969
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:04.320
they noticed. I like my version
better. Uh yeah, I think it

970
01:06:04.360 --> 01:06:08.320
was just I think it was just
some asshole kids like us, But we

971
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:12.480
were real scared. Were they like
making any noise or was it just no

972
01:06:12.599 --> 01:06:15.039
Literally we had the flashlight. I
looked and I got hit in the face

973
01:06:15.079 --> 01:06:17.239
of the light, and I thought
maybe we were like reflected off a mirror.

974
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:20.000
But then I saw that it was
someone coming out of a room.

975
01:06:20.599 --> 01:06:24.440
So we we got the fuck out
of there. And then there was another

976
01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:28.199
guy outside, but that might have
just been like security or something. Oh

977
01:06:28.239 --> 01:06:30.760
my god, Well we drove the
fuck out. It was like the best.

978
01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:33.559
Did everyone saw the person? I
mean, we didn't see what they

979
01:06:33.599 --> 01:06:36.760
looked. We just knew that the
figure. But yeah, now you go

980
01:06:36.800 --> 01:06:41.159
to Penhurst like I went with Mike
Mattay and Aaron Plays a few years ago,

981
01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:45.760
and my braveness came back when I
was in Penhurst because remember my version

982
01:06:45.760 --> 01:06:48.239
of the story, I'm very great, Yes, of course, And when

983
01:06:48.280 --> 01:06:53.199
we were there, someone touched my
leg and that scared me. So to

984
01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:55.920
make sure they're wearing any more scary
things, I just ran as fast as

985
01:06:55.920 --> 01:06:58.639
I came to the end of the
Haunted House. He was so courageous.

986
01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:00.400
I was, and I was,
and you know, when I came out,

987
01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:02.119
I'm like, hey, I made
sure there was nothing. I would

988
01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:05.280
have came back if I thought it
was scary, exactly. I definitely didn't

989
01:07:05.360 --> 01:07:12.480
run away. No, of course, not very brave. God, I'd

990
01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:17.840
love to go to a haunted attraction. When I went with Mint and Riley

991
01:07:18.599 --> 01:07:24.320
this this October, penny Wise,
the clown kept following us. No,

992
01:07:24.400 --> 01:07:28.719
but he waited in line with us, and then he was in the haunted

993
01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:30.239
House with us. But to the
point, like we kept getting scared and

994
01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:32.239
then penny Wise would show up and
I was like, oh my god,

995
01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:35.480
it's just penny Wise because we were
so used to him. I don't know

996
01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:41.440
why the actor just kept following him. Oh God. So yeah, they

997
01:07:41.480 --> 01:07:45.280
go into the house because they're idiots. Yeah, there's there's no way,

998
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:48.119
Like I understand why they would because
they want to find Josh and make sure

999
01:07:48.119 --> 01:07:53.360
that he's okay. But like he's
screaming, so he's probably dead, about

1000
01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:58.320
to die. Tricy the full disclosure. If I'm in the woods, I

1001
01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:00.920
mean, if we're wandering in the
woods, that something's gone wrong already.

1002
01:08:01.519 --> 01:08:05.199
But if you ended up in a
house and I hear you screaming in the

1003
01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:09.760
middle of the night, You're gone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, thought,

1004
01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:15.960
thoughts and prayers a deal. Because
I was too late to save you.

1005
01:08:15.039 --> 01:08:18.560
I gotta save other people. Yeah
that makes sense. Yeah, I

1006
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:26.159
get that. Yep, so courageous. There's no way, no way anyone

1007
01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:29.239
would go into that house. Remind
me to never go into the woods with

1008
01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:32.880
Tony unless you had like a fucking
assault rifle. I'm not going into that

1009
01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:38.760
house, that's true. I'm gonna
be like, go on, fucking uh

1010
01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:43.960
to talk about scream again. The
character Sydney, she's just after five movies.

1011
01:08:43.960 --> 01:08:45.680
She's done with bullshit like this is
see where she's going through the house

1012
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.680
with a killer and before she opens
any door, she just shoots through the

1013
01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:51.319
door just to be silly, because
it's like she's like, now I'm not

1014
01:08:51.399 --> 01:08:55.279
fucking around her. Bang, Okay, he's not here, bang not here.

1015
01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:58.720
That's what I would be if I
had gonna be like, I'd be

1016
01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:02.039
like, are you in there?
Oh? God, at least she would

1017
01:09:02.039 --> 01:09:05.159
save me there you go. Yeah, I might end up shooting you,

1018
01:09:05.199 --> 01:09:11.880
but whatever. So Yeah, Mike
goes into the basement and his camera falls

1019
01:09:11.960 --> 01:09:15.680
m hm. It's like, uh, oh, now what that's not good?

1020
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:21.079
Uh? And the whole time Heather's
just screaming and screaming, and she

1021
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:26.760
decides to go into the basement.
Why, like, out of all the

1022
01:09:26.800 --> 01:09:29.800
places in the house to go,
you go in the motherfucking basement. There's

1023
01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:33.000
no exit. Yeah, it's dark, it's scary, it's musty, it's

1024
01:09:33.039 --> 01:09:36.760
probably moldy. I'm sorry, nah, not going in, not going in.

1025
01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:42.039
But she does go in and she
sees him. She sees Mike in

1026
01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:45.119
the corner. Yeah, he's just
standing there. And then someone knocks her

1027
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:56.600
out in the camera. It just
out the end. So who found the

1028
01:09:56.600 --> 01:10:00.560
footage? Huh? Did they get
attacked by a witch in there? Or

1029
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:04.279
did the witch? Like did the
witch see the film camera and be like

1030
01:10:04.359 --> 01:10:12.319
property of I'm like, oh ship, they're gonna get fined now now picturing

1031
01:10:12.640 --> 01:10:19.840
I'm picturing the toy witch. They're
like the tree demon being like returning this.

1032
01:10:20.039 --> 01:10:29.000
I don't want them to get fined, but they're dead. I just

1033
01:10:29.039 --> 01:10:32.880
would like to return this. I'm
an evil demon witch killer, but I'm

1034
01:10:32.920 --> 01:10:36.720
not a thief. Here you go
exactly right, like I'll kill everyone but

1035
01:10:36.800 --> 01:10:45.199
I'm never stealing anything. Oh Jesus, Well, people aren't gonna want to

1036
01:10:45.239 --> 01:10:48.359
go into the woods and film stuff
if they realize they're they're not gonna be

1037
01:10:48.359 --> 01:10:50.720
able to return their cameras. And
yeah, that's the whole thing. It's

1038
01:10:50.760 --> 01:10:55.720
gotta keep it's gotta keep people wanting
to come back, and people will rent

1039
01:10:55.800 --> 01:10:58.960
less cameras to students if they're getting
killed in the woods and losing those camera

1040
01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:03.760
and yeah, that's the whole thing. Got to fix that. So this

1041
01:11:04.000 --> 01:11:08.760
ending, what was your initial reaction
when you were a kid. When I

1042
01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:14.119
was a kid, it was just
like what what what happened? I don't

1043
01:11:14.119 --> 01:11:17.840
know, like I feel I was
just really scared in general, and I

1044
01:11:17.840 --> 01:11:21.359
didn't really think deep into it,
like oh, who got the footage or

1045
01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:25.119
anything like that. So that's like
a really good question because you're thinking,

1046
01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:27.640
if they're really in the middle of
the woods, who the fuck is gonna

1047
01:11:27.640 --> 01:11:30.319
go out there and just find this
random house. I mean, eventually people

1048
01:11:30.359 --> 01:11:33.239
have to search for them. True, And I guess if I have the

1049
01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:36.000
park Ranger, I'm like, well, they probably ended up in that murder

1050
01:11:36.039 --> 01:11:41.680
house. Let's get over there.
I remember being nine ten whenever it came

1051
01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:44.960
out on video and going what the
what? Right? They were just like

1052
01:11:45.000 --> 01:11:48.319
what happened? Like thisby sucked?
I was like not happy as a kid.

1053
01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:51.279
Well, yeah, you're Tony,
You're very skeptical anyway. But like

1054
01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:56.199
I'm also watching like horror movies like
demons are all popping out and stuff,

1055
01:11:56.199 --> 01:11:58.520
and I'm like the whole movie,
I'm like, they hype me up for

1056
01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:01.359
that. Yeah, what the fuck
was that? I can see that,

1057
01:12:01.560 --> 01:12:04.960
But at the same time, like
they just left it very open ended.

1058
01:12:05.560 --> 01:12:10.079
I then watch it again in high
school. Yeah, video production teacher showed

1059
01:12:10.119 --> 01:12:13.960
it to us for some reason,
and then upon rewatch and I'm like,

1060
01:12:14.039 --> 01:12:17.199
oh, you know what, I'm
less, I'm definitely more cynical, but

1061
01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:23.880
uh, you know, my refined
my film palette and I'm like, you

1062
01:12:23.920 --> 01:12:25.560
know what, I kind of like
this war. And then I watched it

1063
01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:28.000
again in college. I'm like,
you know what, when I started doing

1064
01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:31.079
my own documentary stuff is when I
really really started to appreciate this, and

1065
01:12:31.119 --> 01:12:33.520
I'm like, this one's pretty great. That is, Yeah, it didn't

1066
01:12:33.560 --> 01:12:38.439
need a sequel, didn't need two
sequels. It did not at all.

1067
01:12:38.920 --> 01:12:44.399
Well, you know, the directors
actually have like four different alternative endings because

1068
01:12:44.439 --> 01:12:46.720
are those available? I never watched
them. I'm pretty sure they're available.

1069
01:12:46.960 --> 01:12:50.520
I haven't seen them, but I
know that they have four different ones because,

1070
01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:55.000
like the producers were like, this
movie ends in such a way that

1071
01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:57.199
everyone's just gonna be like, what
the fuck, Like you made me sit

1072
01:12:57.239 --> 01:12:59.800
here and watch this and we don't
even know what the fuck happens. So

1073
01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:03.560
they made four different alternate ending like
kind of I forget. I think one

1074
01:13:03.560 --> 01:13:06.399
of them is like Josh comes back
or I don't know if that's true,

1075
01:13:06.439 --> 01:13:12.039
but like, all different things happen, and then they just went with this

1076
01:13:12.119 --> 01:13:15.520
one in the end, the original
ending, They're like, why do we

1077
01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:17.640
have to explain it? You know, just leave it open for interpretation.

1078
01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:23.840
It's the opposite of para normal activity. Did you ever see the original ending

1079
01:13:23.840 --> 01:13:27.520
on that? I think there's two
endings. I don't know. I don't

1080
01:13:27.840 --> 01:13:31.359
well, the one original ending is
she like kills the boyfriend, right,

1081
01:13:31.439 --> 01:13:34.720
okay, and then the cops come
and the demon leaves her and she's confused

1082
01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:39.680
and then they shoot her. Right. I think there was another ending,

1083
01:13:40.279 --> 01:13:44.479
but I from what I remember,
apparently Spielberg watched the movie and suggested it

1084
01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:47.159
that she have like a scary face. Because Spielberg is full of bad ideas

1085
01:13:47.159 --> 01:13:49.640
these days. So that's why that
movie. It's like, all right,

1086
01:13:49.640 --> 01:13:53.479
you have to give them something,
so they're like, here's a scary demon

1087
01:13:53.520 --> 01:13:56.159
face at the end. I don't
like that part paranal activity. I'm like,

1088
01:13:56.319 --> 01:13:59.840
yeah, it's the very end,
so who cares? Oh the other

1089
01:13:59.880 --> 01:14:01.840
one and she kills herself. Oh, she walks in and s lets her

1090
01:14:01.840 --> 01:14:05.199
throat. I think, yes,
I don't remember, but I like that

1091
01:14:05.239 --> 01:14:09.239
this did the opposite. It's like, well, let's just leave, yeah

1092
01:14:09.279 --> 01:14:13.920
exactly. I understand, like I
was annoyed back then. I think me

1093
01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:16.880
being annoyed was more of a result
of the hype around the movie, sure,

1094
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:20.239
and not the movie itself. Well
you never see like who the actual

1095
01:14:20.279 --> 01:14:24.319
Blair Witch is, which I think
is why a lot of people were pissed

1096
01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:28.439
off about it. I think it's
because the movie had such a big promotional

1097
01:14:28.520 --> 01:14:33.760
push and spral marketing, like you
were expecting something big and then it's like

1098
01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:44.560
scary bundleistics. But yes, I'm
here to return the camera. So she

1099
01:14:44.680 --> 01:14:49.319
does. In the end of the
movie, ending is going to she gets

1100
01:14:49.319 --> 01:15:00.039
on a broom like flying montheotypical.
Yeah, so I yeah, I I

1101
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:02.119
appreciate it way more now, Yeah, for sure. No, I mean

1102
01:15:02.399 --> 01:15:08.319
I think it's a great film.
Like looking back, I think what makes

1103
01:15:08.319 --> 01:15:12.039
it a great horror movie is that
you don't see what's going on. Yeah,

1104
01:15:12.079 --> 01:15:14.439
Like you don't see what the actual
thing that you're afraid of, and

1105
01:15:14.479 --> 01:15:17.399
it kind of makes us think about
what scares us and how we would feel

1106
01:15:17.439 --> 01:15:23.439
in that situation. And I think
that the acting was tremendous honestly for like

1107
01:15:23.960 --> 01:15:30.840
such amateur they like freaking out right, yeah, like I know some guys

1108
01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:34.760
who would do that exactly. Now, have you seen the last broadcast?

1109
01:15:35.520 --> 01:15:39.479
No? You know what, I
don't remember if I saw it or not.

1110
01:15:41.239 --> 01:15:44.199
Well, we need to watch it. We should because I love that

1111
01:15:44.199 --> 01:15:47.359
filmed locally all right, So the
last broadcast came out before this, yes,

1112
01:15:47.439 --> 01:15:49.760
ninety eight, right, yes,
And I think that movie was like

1113
01:15:49.800 --> 01:15:56.520
famous for actually being like like broadcasted
into a cinema like digitally. I was

1114
01:15:56.560 --> 01:16:00.079
like the first one that did that. I think, I forget what it's

1115
01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:03.159
about the Jersey Devil. The Jersey
Devil, right, well, it's like

1116
01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:05.720
the same thing, but they're looking
for the Jersey Devil. Yes, and

1117
01:16:05.760 --> 01:16:11.279
they apparently tried to sue the blair
Witch people and then stopped. Oh well,

1118
01:16:11.479 --> 01:16:15.680
actually I heard that the blair Witch
was done filming in ninety seven and

1119
01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:19.159
it took them two years. Is
that what happened? Okay, yeah,

1120
01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:24.760
that happened sometimes. Like we mentioned
in our Dread three D review, everyone

1121
01:16:24.800 --> 01:16:29.359
says that movie's a ripoff of the
Raid, and first off, cops caught

1122
01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:32.079
in a building with bad guys.
That's just die hard if we're gonna be

1123
01:16:32.079 --> 01:16:36.079
real technical. But Dread was actually
filmed first, but since it had so

1124
01:16:36.159 --> 01:16:39.840
much visual effects in three D,
it came out afterwards. But everyone's like,

1125
01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:42.920
there's a ripoff, Like, no, it actually was first exactly.

1126
01:16:43.319 --> 01:16:46.520
Yeah, so maybe that's why they
backed off. But so a few years

1127
01:16:46.520 --> 01:16:51.840
back, so no, I haven't
in a hotel room party in LA with

1128
01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:59.720
no No. A lot of things
happened that night. One of the guys

1129
01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:02.840
at that already was real weirdo ended
up running for congress anyway. Oh yeah,

1130
01:17:03.239 --> 01:17:09.439
so we were there and uh,
this guy like big exec dude.

1131
01:17:09.439 --> 01:17:13.279
He brought his friend who claimed to
have been one of the producers or directors

1132
01:17:13.279 --> 01:17:16.720
of the last broadcast. Interesting he
claimed, Yeah, I don't know,

1133
01:17:17.359 --> 01:17:20.439
but uh yeah, we were talking
about it, and he was still bitter

1134
01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:25.880
about it. Really, he was
still bitter about like the whole Blair Witch

1135
01:17:25.920 --> 01:17:29.520
copy. Yes, yes, yeah, Like we were talking about him,

1136
01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:30.840
like, man, you're not like
over it, like it a while.

1137
01:17:30.880 --> 01:17:34.640
I was like twenty five years ago. It was a while ago, Like

1138
01:17:34.720 --> 01:17:40.880
I know it sucks, but like, come on man, and oh,

1139
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:43.880
I guess like no one's heard of
the last broadcast least I have. The

1140
01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:47.079
only time people hear about the last
broadcast is when you're talking about the right

1141
01:17:47.800 --> 01:17:55.039
we should watch the last broadcast?
That a Patreon bonus. Yeah. Yeah,

1142
01:17:55.079 --> 01:17:59.279
So I don't know if I'm gonna
throw some alleged leaves here. I

1143
01:17:59.399 --> 01:18:03.760
alleged we met someone who alleged to
have been the filmmaker behind the last broadcast,

1144
01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:08.840
and they were very very bitter about
it still or that was a crazy

1145
01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:10.960
person who was lying to me.
I don't know, there was ay,

1146
01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:14.800
I mean, if they're that bitter, I feel like it's there was a

1147
01:18:14.840 --> 01:18:20.520
lot going on that night. Welcome, I've not seen the last broadcast.

1148
01:18:20.560 --> 01:18:24.439
We like this movie. Let's let's
finally check in. Yeah, let's see

1149
01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:33.319
what they're done. Let's see what
happened? Are good friends? Riley Tony

1150
01:18:34.479 --> 01:18:41.760
just sort of God, this was
the address for the Screenway offices. Where

1151
01:18:41.760 --> 01:18:48.359
could they be? I don't understand
where where are they Riley Tony? Oh

1152
01:18:48.479 --> 01:18:56.000
god, I think I see something
in there. Oh God, it's not

1153
01:18:56.159 --> 01:19:02.880
them. Oh no, fu Well, that ending was kind of a letdown.

1154
01:19:04.920 --> 01:19:10.640
Whatever, Trisha, where can we
find you? Well, you can

1155
01:19:10.680 --> 01:19:14.119
find in the woods, not in
the woods, not going to live in

1156
01:19:14.119 --> 01:19:18.800
the woods like you. I am
on all social media at Trisha's Italy YouTube

1157
01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:21.720
well, trying to do my YouTube
thing, but you know it's a little

1158
01:19:21.760 --> 01:19:25.159
hard. Yeah, I was gonna
say your last video was like ten months

1159
01:19:25.159 --> 01:19:28.720
ago that I kind of do that
guys and try it. But I have

1160
01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:32.039
a website trishas Italy dot com and
Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, so you

1161
01:19:32.039 --> 01:19:38.239
guys can follow me for Italian lessons
and daily Italian culture videos. And you

1162
01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:41.600
should go back and watch Cannibal Holocaust. I don't think I want to do

1163
01:19:41.640 --> 01:19:45.039
that. Yeah, you should read
about it, though maybe no, because

1164
01:19:45.119 --> 01:19:47.239
the director like, oh research it. The director like had to be brought

1165
01:19:47.279 --> 01:19:50.359
in and improved. The actors weren't
dead because because people thought it was real

1166
01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:53.960
Oh Jesus, it's like, oh, they're not dead. It's a movie.

1167
01:19:53.960 --> 01:19:56.640
Oh god, oh God, let
me find the actors. Oh god,

1168
01:19:56.640 --> 01:20:00.520
they're alive. They're alive, I
swear. And you can find me

1169
01:20:01.039 --> 01:20:08.000
in your local state parks looking for
porn. Collecting porn so that no one

1170
01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:11.720
watches it. Yes, I collected. I catalog it. I put it

1171
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:15.920
in a folder. Again. My
last copy that I found was in two

1172
01:20:15.960 --> 01:20:19.399
thousand and two. It's been a
rough couple decades for porn woods collected.

1173
01:20:20.880 --> 01:20:24.520
You need a new career, Tony, And hey, if you're a creepy

1174
01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:28.640
pervert, come on, let's continue
the legacy. Throw your porn as long

1175
01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:31.680
as it's legal porn out there?
Who makes me do this? Also,

1176
01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:34.840
you can find me on Patreon,
patreon dot com, slash hack the Movies.

1177
01:20:34.880 --> 01:20:38.720
We have some fun stuff on there. Recently, me and you did

1178
01:20:38.720 --> 01:20:44.319
a Ghostbusters twenty sixteen commentary track.
No wonderful film, definitely don't recommend.

1179
01:20:44.720 --> 01:20:51.520
What was scarier the play which fucking
Ghostbuster made Tricia didn't get to be in

1180
01:20:51.880 --> 01:20:55.479
Well, you were, but you
didn't get to be on the panel for

1181
01:20:55.520 --> 01:21:00.159
the all female Ghostbusters episode because you're
like, I'm leaving the country. I

1182
01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:02.760
was supposed to go to Italy.
Yeah, so to make off for it,

1183
01:21:02.760 --> 01:21:06.399
we put her on the commentary track
and we watched it early one morning.

1184
01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:11.640
Yeah, and it was very miserable. I had coffee. I needed

1185
01:21:11.640 --> 01:21:15.159
to put some coffee to get through
it. So check us out. There

1186
01:21:15.880 --> 01:21:19.720
a lot of stuff on Patreon,
download the podcast feed. One day.

1187
01:21:19.720 --> 01:21:24.079
I'll do voicemails again. They're piling
up. Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.

1188
01:21:24.159 --> 01:21:27.800
We have a lot of Doctor Harleyquinn
voicema. I love doctor Harley Quinn.

1189
01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:29.840
I just want to say hi to
him. He's a really good friend.

1190
01:21:30.720 --> 01:21:31.960
There you go, there's your Twitter
for the week. It's gonna be

1191
01:21:32.039 --> 01:21:38.079
blown up. Yeah. I will
continue voicemails hopefully this next month coming up.

1192
01:21:38.119 --> 01:21:41.279
I'm going to get back into it. It's just I had to stop

1193
01:21:41.319 --> 01:21:44.039
and then everything's been so last minute. But I think I'm back on track.

1194
01:21:44.039 --> 01:21:45.920
I think it's twenty twenty two.
We got a new year, yes,

1195
01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:49.439
and uh yeah, so let us
know. Do you like the blair

1196
01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:53.680
Witch. Should we do blair Witch
too? Oh? Yeah? Should we

1197
01:21:53.720 --> 01:21:57.680
do blair Witch twenty six Oh?
But I will read twenty sixteen. What

1198
01:21:57.760 --> 01:22:00.439
I will recommend and I streamed it
a long time time ago, the Blair

1199
01:22:00.479 --> 01:22:03.119
Witch game that came out. I
really want to play this ship. Did

1200
01:22:03.119 --> 01:22:05.960
you play it? Yeah, I
just said I streamed it. Oh yeah,

1201
01:22:05.960 --> 01:22:10.600
obviously, you just said that if
you would like to play it,

1202
01:22:10.600 --> 01:22:13.760
we could play it. I'm really
hungry. I haven't eating today, so

1203
01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:16.399
my brain's not working. Yes,
the game, I don't know. I

1204
01:22:16.640 --> 01:22:19.359
don't remember it having too much to
do with the movie and there are like

1205
01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:25.640
stick demons it yeah. Yeah,
Well I was watching an interview with the

1206
01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:30.680
director of The Blair Butch, and
he said that the video game is very

1207
01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:33.720
similar to the movie, whereas like
when you see the stick figures of the

1208
01:22:33.720 --> 01:22:38.720
blair Witch, that means that you're
gonna die, like there's no way out.

1209
01:22:39.560 --> 01:22:43.159
I don't know, as we said, he's lying, but it is

1210
01:22:43.159 --> 01:22:45.000
a very good game. You have
a dog, Yeah, you and your

1211
01:22:45.039 --> 01:22:47.920
dog lost in the woods being hunted
by Oh I thought you might I have

1212
01:22:47.920 --> 01:22:51.000
a dog, Like, yeah,
I have a dog, Tony game.

1213
01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:54.960
You have a dog. You have
a cute dog that's going around with you

1214
01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:57.479
and I think you're looking for like
your brother or why do I have a

1215
01:22:57.520 --> 01:23:00.760
dog in the middle of the woods. The poor dog's gonna die. I

1216
01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:03.560
think at one point you do find
it then, but yeah, it's like

1217
01:23:03.560 --> 01:23:06.159
the you gotta like actually, there's
like the whole thing that you have to

1218
01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:10.319
be nice to the dog and pat
him occasionally so he's on your side.

1219
01:23:10.800 --> 01:23:13.479
Uh No, it's a fun game. You ever played like Outlast or Layers

1220
01:23:13.479 --> 01:23:15.159
of Fear, It's similar to those
games. But yeah, I actually kind

1221
01:23:15.159 --> 01:23:17.159
of want to play it again.
Can we do like a VR version?

1222
01:23:17.600 --> 01:23:19.760
I don't have a VR. I
don't think it was a VR game.

1223
01:23:20.039 --> 01:23:24.880
I should be. I didn't make
the goddamn game. I'm sorry, but

1224
01:23:25.000 --> 01:23:28.000
yes, maybe I'll fire up Twitch
again. It's been a long time since

1225
01:23:28.039 --> 01:23:30.119
I did Twitch. But we are
premiering during the daytime now, nice,

1226
01:23:30.359 --> 01:23:33.319
so I have Monday and Thursday nights
again. Thank god. There you go.

1227
01:23:33.640 --> 01:23:39.479
Thank god. I can play video
games unless unless unless at this recording,

1228
01:23:39.479 --> 01:23:42.880
we've only done one daytime premiere,
unless they're doing very bad, in

1229
01:23:42.880 --> 01:23:45.920
which case, oh god, damn
it, I don't have Mondays. We'll

1230
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:51.000
find out, all right, goodbye
everyone, tapes. Hi everyone, Tony

1231
01:23:51.000 --> 01:23:55.079
from Hack the Movies here, and
welcome to talking about tapes here on the

1232
01:23:55.079 --> 01:23:59.279
Hack of the Movies channel. Hello
Joe from movie Dumpster. Hello Tony from

1233
01:23:59.319 --> 01:24:03.079
Hack the Movies. Hello Trishia from
Tricia's Italy. Oh, I see you

1234
01:24:03.199 --> 01:24:06.920
finally wore your leather suit that you
were supposed to wear in the Matrix episode.

1235
01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:10.000
I am, and I'm really happy
that you gave it back to me

1236
01:24:10.079 --> 01:24:14.039
after the Dune Okay, god,
you guys, all right, it was

1237
01:24:14.079 --> 01:24:18.000
on loan. It's clearly different.
You have a silver zipper. Yours doesn't

1238
01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:28.000
come with booties, like the little
boots that are attached them off. The

1239
01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:31.079
collar's different. Yeah, so me
and Joe dress up like cool guys for

1240
01:24:31.119 --> 01:24:35.239
the Dune episode and that every simple
person's like, oh, it's Tony wearing

1241
01:24:35.279 --> 01:24:39.760
Tricia's cat suit. It's like,
which, by the way, that only

1242
01:24:39.800 --> 01:24:43.359
tells me that that had him and
Eva did really well, because that's the

1243
01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:45.560
it's literally the only time you wore
it. Well, No, she wore

1244
01:24:45.600 --> 01:24:48.720
it in the Matrix episode. She
appeared five cents. Yeah that's right.

1245
01:24:49.279 --> 01:24:51.439
But yeah, people remember, and
they were like, oh, Tony's wearing

1246
01:24:51.439 --> 01:24:55.039
it, but just Tony, like, you're also wearing the suit. But

1247
01:24:55.079 --> 01:24:58.600
they're like, now, only Tony's
wearing the leather suit. I don't exist.

1248
01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:00.479
Yeah, it's only a total Tony
is the man here. But then

1249
01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:03.640
I'm just like and then I go
on Instagram someone says it. I'm like,

1250
01:25:03.680 --> 01:25:06.079
hey, Tricia squashed this rumor.
And then you're like, oh,

1251
01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:13.399
yeah, that's totally my chasm.
Well, anyway, I assume you're dressed

1252
01:25:13.479 --> 01:25:17.560
all dark and gloomy because you're really
related to the character of Kim in today's

1253
01:25:17.600 --> 01:25:24.439
film. Yes, Book Book of
Shadows, blair Witch two, not the

1254
01:25:24.439 --> 01:25:27.880
blair Witch Project too, that's your
first mistake already. What that means?

1255
01:25:28.680 --> 01:25:31.680
Yeah, oh yeah, let's build
up to that. So this movie has

1256
01:25:31.720 --> 01:25:34.600
a lot of problems. Uh,
I did not see this one. I

1257
01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:39.039
didn't see this till like years later. Oh really. I remember seeing the

1258
01:25:39.079 --> 01:25:42.399
trailer for it and I'm like,
what, this doesn't look like what I

1259
01:25:42.399 --> 01:25:45.840
thought a blair Witch sequel would look
like. And this is when I was

1260
01:25:45.880 --> 01:25:49.039
younger and wasn't ready to take risks, and I'm like, why aren't they

1261
01:25:49.079 --> 01:25:51.800
just in the woods with cameras again, that's what I want. So I

1262
01:25:51.840 --> 01:25:54.800
didn't see it. I saw it
years later. I'm like, Wow,

1263
01:25:54.800 --> 01:26:00.359
this movie's really bad. Bad doesn't
even begin to scratch the surface of the

1264
01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:02.319
shit. Yes, this movie is
Yes, when did you see this?

1265
01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:06.239
I saw it when it came out, and I've already reviewed this movie,

1266
01:26:06.479 --> 01:26:10.840
by the way, Oh you have. I just can't seem to outrun the

1267
01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:14.560
devil. And here we are again. I learned some things about this movie.

1268
01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:16.920
When did you see this? Because
you're you're like the resident blair Witch

1269
01:26:16.960 --> 01:26:19.439
fan, I know, and I
saw it as soon as it came out,

1270
01:26:19.479 --> 01:26:24.640
and I remember really liking it when
it first came out of well because

1271
01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:26.920
we were kids and it was like
old the new horror movie. That's sound

1272
01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:30.439
everybody's talking about MTV. Yeah,
there it is, like it was fucked

1273
01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:32.159
up for like an eleven year old. However it was, Yeah, it

1274
01:26:32.159 --> 01:26:35.399
was pretty much I can see that. So there were problems right away.

1275
01:26:36.439 --> 01:26:42.000
So the original filmmaker's Artisan Entertainment,
how are they doing these days? They

1276
01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:45.279
were like, hey, Hacks and
films, blair Witch did good, Let's

1277
01:26:45.279 --> 01:26:48.079
do another one. And apparently the
filmmakers were like, now we're not ready

1278
01:26:48.119 --> 01:26:50.840
yet. Let's like wait a little
bit, sure, and then Artisan was

1279
01:26:50.920 --> 01:26:57.079
like goodbye, and they just did
the sequel without them, all right off

1280
01:26:57.119 --> 01:27:00.920
to a bad start. This is
the last writing credit of the late Dick

1281
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:05.239
baby who wrote House on Haunted Hill
the year before this, Oh really,

1282
01:27:05.479 --> 01:27:10.319
which is one of the missing episodes
of Talking about tapes, but you can

1283
01:27:10.359 --> 01:27:13.800
find it on Odyssey. That's one
of the ones that YouTube glitched out.

1284
01:27:14.159 --> 01:27:16.279
Yeah yeah, but I did like
House on Hont Hill. I do like

1285
01:27:16.319 --> 01:27:19.119
the House on So is it Dick
Beebe's fault? Is that why he's never

1286
01:27:19.159 --> 01:27:24.319
worked again because of the last movie
that wrote? Well, uh, well,

1287
01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:28.199
he died eight years later, so
I'm wondering if just things were going

1288
01:27:28.279 --> 01:27:30.039
on in his life died eight years
later. We have to go to the

1289
01:27:30.039 --> 01:27:34.199
tape because video never lies. I'm
going to make sure what happened next.

1290
01:27:34.359 --> 01:27:38.319
I was like, wow, this
is the last Oh yeah, this is

1291
01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:40.800
his last writing credit. I'm like, what else do you do? It's

1292
01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:42.399
like, died in two thousand and
eight. I'm like, oh, I

1293
01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:44.239
guess I didn't look too far into
it. But I'm like, oh,

1294
01:27:44.239 --> 01:27:46.039
I got oh, hold on one
second, one second, sorry, sorry,

1295
01:27:46.039 --> 01:27:50.640
sorry, Tony. We're literally in
the Hello is that Dick Beebe?

1296
01:27:50.680 --> 01:28:00.000
Hello? Are you? I'm doing
good? I'm actually reviewing Book of Shadows

1297
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:08.359
Blair Witch two. Have you seen
it? Do you have any opinions on

1298
01:28:08.479 --> 01:28:14.800
book? Of Shadows blair Witch two. Why Wow, you really quiet.

1299
01:28:14.840 --> 01:28:17.439
It's almost as if you're a computer
and you don't know how to reply to

1300
01:28:17.520 --> 01:28:23.520
the question. Have you seen Book
of Shadows blair Witch? Too? So

1301
01:28:23.640 --> 01:28:27.720
I bought a place recently, but
when I was looking for places, much

1302
01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:30.920
like so, I thought that was
a real person and then you just screwed

1303
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:33.640
up your rental. No, no, no, So there's two things that

1304
01:28:33.680 --> 01:28:36.399
happen when you look for an apartment
and when you're looking for a job.

1305
01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:41.680
Eventually your number will get on something
and you'll just get spam calls all day

1306
01:28:41.680 --> 01:28:47.520
alone. And I've been getting spam
calls all week long. Oh yeah,

1307
01:28:47.560 --> 01:28:55.600
So we'll talk about that another day
anyway. So Dick BB's dead. This

1308
01:28:55.760 --> 01:29:00.479
is directed by Joe Berlinger. He
had a lot of experience doing documentary stuff,

1309
01:29:01.159 --> 01:29:04.239
which is shocking that this is not
a found footage movie when you think

1310
01:29:04.279 --> 01:29:10.279
about that. This is his only
like traditional kind of film up until a

1311
01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:13.560
few years ago. He directed the
Ted Bundy film with Zach Effron, which

1312
01:29:13.560 --> 01:29:15.800
also sucked fun at me like that, like, I know what you're talking

1313
01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:18.439
about. I was pointing at him
because I think you mentioned it in a

1314
01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:23.920
recent episode it's not good. It's
not good. No, because it look

1315
01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:28.960
I get it, like there he's
it's a satire sort of, But I

1316
01:29:28.960 --> 01:29:33.560
don't I think people Ted Bunny is
such a prolific, uh serial killer that

1317
01:29:33.600 --> 01:29:36.560
I think painting him in that light
and then exposing them to people that who

1318
01:29:36.640 --> 01:29:40.359
don't know who he is or aren't
familiar with the story to a movie like

1319
01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:45.960
that is a bad idea. They
like glorify it. He's uh. Ted

1320
01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:47.760
Bundy has been talked about it.
It's like being handsome and stuff, but

1321
01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:53.359
like, you don't cast not.
My friend Dick made fun of it on

1322
01:29:53.399 --> 01:29:55.920
his podcast recently. He's like he
had a fucking uti brawl. Shit,

1323
01:29:56.000 --> 01:29:59.079
it's just like you look better than
what you would expect a serial killer to

1324
01:29:59.079 --> 01:30:02.479
look. He wasn't a handsome question
mark anyway. But no, they glamorize

1325
01:30:02.479 --> 01:30:09.319
it because don't you want to fuck
Ted Bundy? No? Because you you

1326
01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:12.000
no, No, that's the thing. White women definitely, do you know

1327
01:30:12.000 --> 01:30:15.239
how many obsessed? It's an issue? Why are you all so obsessed with

1328
01:30:15.359 --> 01:30:20.800
true crime and glamor? Do you
mean you all? It's not all women.

1329
01:30:20.880 --> 01:30:26.479
There's also nothing wrong with all white
women. All white women are really

1330
01:30:26.520 --> 01:30:29.840
into true crime. There's nothing wrong
with Jessica. If you're editing this,

1331
01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:35.600
how many true crime podcasts do you
leave a note white? We love true

1332
01:30:35.600 --> 01:30:40.159
crime, and they love the glamorization
of like real murders for some reason,

1333
01:30:40.239 --> 01:30:43.199
not glamorization of real Well, I
guess maybe some of them. Maybe some

1334
01:30:43.239 --> 01:30:48.039
of them do not you. I'm
saying not making blanket statements, but like,

1335
01:30:48.079 --> 01:30:51.680
it's interesting to read about serial killers
and and their and their stories.

1336
01:30:53.520 --> 01:30:57.239
The media that promotes all these killers
can affect people, which is the theme

1337
01:30:57.279 --> 01:31:01.079
of this film. You should start
hashtagging this like hashtag true crime. You'll

1338
01:31:01.079 --> 01:31:03.840
get a ton of You'll get a
ton of subscribers. Shout out to my

1339
01:31:03.880 --> 01:31:08.000
friend Carl. He does a true
crime podcast called The creep Off. See

1340
01:31:08.039 --> 01:31:13.159
it's a guy. Yeah, this
is like they kind of made this podcast

1341
01:31:13.199 --> 01:31:16.399
because they hate a true crime podcast
and it's they try to make comedy out

1342
01:31:16.439 --> 01:31:19.680
of some of the worst stories I've
ever heard. Definitely listened to The creep

1343
01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:26.159
Off anyway. The film is about
how media can influence people, is it.

1344
01:31:26.760 --> 01:31:28.800
Well, that's what it was supposed
to be about, and then the

1345
01:31:28.840 --> 01:31:31.800
studio was like, we're gonna chop
it up and add a bunch of bullshit.

1346
01:31:31.840 --> 01:31:33.840
Hey, we're gonna put some he
just needs more gore in here.

1347
01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:39.279
Just tell you what Berlin to go
in your backyard film. Some bullshit will

1348
01:31:39.279 --> 01:31:41.920
stick it in the movie. Five
weeks before it gets released, what do

1349
01:31:41.960 --> 01:31:45.239
you say? Yes, that is
literally what happened. And then they titled

1350
01:31:45.279 --> 01:31:48.399
it Book of Shadows. Did you
guys see a book in this movie?

1351
01:31:48.520 --> 01:31:53.279
Only the one that dude's writing about
shared hallucinations? Were their shadows in it?

1352
01:31:53.640 --> 01:31:57.760
I don't think so. Maybe the
shadows are the hallucinations. That makes

1353
01:31:57.800 --> 01:32:00.680
sense. We know we're coming to
see see You really have to have an

1354
01:32:00.760 --> 01:32:05.199
artistic thought process going in this film
to really appreciate the deep things that are

1355
01:32:05.239 --> 01:32:09.880
going on here. Yes, there
are some subliminal things that are cool in

1356
01:32:09.960 --> 01:32:15.640
this, but then there's also random
images that are part of a game called

1357
01:32:15.680 --> 01:32:20.319
the Secret of s Server Reverse.
Let's we forget Shadow of the blair Witch

1358
01:32:20.399 --> 01:32:24.960
to the mockumentary that accompanied that.
Before that, I think, get a

1359
01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:29.920
second mockumentary, Yeah, because I
think isn't Shadow of the blair Witch connected

1360
01:32:29.960 --> 01:32:31.199
to this? Well, there's Curse
of the Blairwitch for the first movie.

1361
01:32:31.239 --> 01:32:33.960
Yeah, Shadow of the blair Witch
is this one? Oh okay, it's

1362
01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:39.399
for this one. So there's a
game that you can play with this movie,

1363
01:32:39.479 --> 01:32:41.960
this tape. At the end,
it gives you all the rules and

1364
01:32:42.000 --> 01:32:44.800
you have to reverse the tape much
like the characters do in the movie,

1365
01:32:44.800 --> 01:32:46.359
and you find all the clues and
it gives you a message. And I

1366
01:32:46.399 --> 01:32:49.680
was like, Trisha, this is
gonna be awesome. We should play this

1367
01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:56.199
tape. And then I found out
that this big movie YouTuber, Cecil Trachenberg

1368
01:32:56.359 --> 01:33:00.479
from Good Bad Flicks, he already
did a video on it and he played

1369
01:33:00.520 --> 01:33:02.520
the game and it got a lot
of views, and I was like,

1370
01:33:02.600 --> 01:33:06.600
well, shit, Like, well
that would have been really fun to do.

1371
01:33:08.319 --> 01:33:11.840
However, shout out to Cecil.
He actually helped me with this movie.

1372
01:33:11.840 --> 01:33:14.600
He I watched his video, he
d I mean, he's a big

1373
01:33:14.640 --> 01:33:21.359
blair Witch fan like you. Sixteen
one, we still haven't seen the twenty

1374
01:33:21.399 --> 01:33:24.600
sixth. Oh my god, why
do you guys keep you sleeping on that

1375
01:33:24.640 --> 01:33:29.399
one? Check it out because it
looked really bad. Anyway, it looked

1376
01:33:29.439 --> 01:33:32.239
really bad. I don't know what
this would right away either. Joe Like,

1377
01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:36.199
anyway, he really helped me out
with this his video. It shed

1378
01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:39.760
new light on it. So I
went into this movie with like a with

1379
01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:44.520
an open with a different mindset,
and it colored my viewing on the second

1380
01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:47.880
or second or third watch through.
But yes, before we get into the

1381
01:33:47.920 --> 01:33:51.600
movie, for sure, it was
your birthday last month. Oh god,

1382
01:33:51.840 --> 01:33:59.840
and you weren't here. Yeah,
you weren't here. However, I'm seeing

1383
01:34:00.079 --> 01:34:03.399
something with my mind's eye. Oh
no, I am I think it's in

1384
01:34:03.439 --> 01:34:06.960
this box. I think there's something
in this box for you, Tricia.

1385
01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:13.920
It's your birthday gift. Really,
yes, I'm seeing it with my mind's

1386
01:34:13.960 --> 01:34:18.760
eye to pull it out. Oh
god, no, pull it out.

1387
01:34:18.800 --> 01:34:27.880
My mind's eyes sees it's the Todd
McFarlane blair Witch action figure. Oh wow,

1388
01:34:28.239 --> 01:34:30.720
it is the sickhead variant. Fun
fact, the one on the cover

1389
01:34:30.800 --> 01:34:35.279
there, the the feminine variant is
very expensive. And Tricia, you're a

1390
01:34:35.279 --> 01:34:42.840
good friend. You're not a three
hundred dollars good friend I count, Nor

1391
01:34:42.880 --> 01:34:46.079
are you a four hundred dollars toy? Signed by Heather Donna Hugh fred I'm

1392
01:34:46.079 --> 01:34:50.319
sorry, I think I am.
Well, I'm it. Look, I

1393
01:34:50.359 --> 01:34:53.720
was looking for a place. So
yes, that is your birthday gift.

1394
01:34:53.800 --> 01:34:57.319
You finally have the blair Witch.
You I've always wanted it. So now

1395
01:34:57.359 --> 01:35:00.359
when you watch The Blair Witch Project, you can sit this next to the

1396
01:35:00.359 --> 01:35:03.760
TV and you know that this is
out there exactly well that I don't know

1397
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:08.000
how. It's too big, quick
fireling your sh it's too big. Is

1398
01:35:08.039 --> 01:35:11.760
that the Witch from this movie?
Yeah? Wait? Oh no, no,

1399
01:35:11.840 --> 01:35:15.920
yeah, it's promoting both films on
VHS or DVD. It's just so

1400
01:35:16.039 --> 01:35:19.279
funny. They hype up this one
and then they mass produce this one that

1401
01:35:19.319 --> 01:35:24.439
makes no sense, nothing, and
they mass produced both. He always did

1402
01:35:24.520 --> 01:35:28.960
variants of stuff. Well, you
can't find the other one because that's the

1403
01:35:28.960 --> 01:35:31.920
one people wanted, I think more
the Tree Witch. Anyway, let's get

1404
01:35:31.920 --> 01:35:38.680
in. You're welcome. I'm a
great friend. I'm not a four hundred

1405
01:35:38.720 --> 01:35:45.680
dollars signed by Heather donad Hugh and
the other So this movie and this threw

1406
01:35:45.720 --> 01:35:47.880
a lot of people off. This
is what they call a meta sequel.

1407
01:35:48.439 --> 01:35:53.680
This is where it's like the previous
movies are movies in that universe. An

1408
01:35:53.680 --> 01:35:59.439
example would be a Nightmare and Wes
Craven's New Nightmare, What's it? A

1409
01:35:59.439 --> 01:36:03.439
modern say ample would be Human Centipede
two. It's about a guy except obsessed

1410
01:36:03.479 --> 01:36:08.960
with the first movie. So it's
one of those hell Raiser hell World,

1411
01:36:09.000 --> 01:36:12.920
which I watched recently with Henry Cavill's
Superman. Yeah, in one of his

1412
01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:16.720
early movies he gets killed by Pennant. So yeah, I don't think anyone

1413
01:36:16.800 --> 01:36:19.920
expected that to be the case.
And that was the cause. How did

1414
01:36:19.960 --> 01:36:24.800
you feel that? They're like,
hey, that first movie didn't happen.

1415
01:36:26.680 --> 01:36:32.439
I think that I don't know.
How did you feel, Joe, You're

1416
01:36:32.479 --> 01:36:35.479
wrong because it did happen in this
movie. No, no, no,

1417
01:36:36.239 --> 01:36:42.279
So in this universe, everything from
the documentary, the Curse of the blair

1418
01:36:42.319 --> 01:36:46.399
Witch, everything Rust in part,
all the backstory happened. Just the movie

1419
01:36:46.560 --> 01:36:53.039
was fake, right, yes,
but everything else happened. So and like

1420
01:36:53.520 --> 01:36:59.199
you have a movie, yeah,
in the wake or the fallout of the

1421
01:36:59.279 --> 01:37:06.079
actual Blue Witch project. Yes,
based on nothing fictional things, but still

1422
01:37:06.119 --> 01:37:11.960
adopting blair Witch lore. Yes,
and working into this movie like it was

1423
01:37:12.000 --> 01:37:15.840
a real thing. Yes, Yes, they were real excited about their lore.

1424
01:37:16.159 --> 01:37:20.239
It's stupid, dude, So apparently
this did happen with Burketsville, Maryland.

1425
01:37:20.439 --> 01:37:25.600
Super fans just flock the town.
Yes, if we do blair Witch

1426
01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:27.640
three, can we go to Burketsville
Maryland. I think we should. We

1427
01:37:27.640 --> 01:37:32.199
should go to Berks interviews with the
Lady that sold rocks. So I do.

1428
01:37:32.439 --> 01:37:35.239
I do kind of like the opening
with like they're showing like all the

1429
01:37:35.279 --> 01:37:39.520
actual footage Roger Evert and stuff is
in there best part of the movie because

1430
01:37:39.520 --> 01:37:42.640
you're like, Okay, we're gonna
just do the the found footage thing again

1431
01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:45.159
exactly but a little bit different.
Yeah, and you're right, I do

1432
01:37:45.239 --> 01:37:47.399
love the old age, like,
yeah, we sold rocks, and I

1433
01:37:47.479 --> 01:37:50.439
just say that they're from the Blair
Witch and people were making stick Man by

1434
01:37:50.439 --> 01:37:54.680
the way, they're a hidden stick
men all throughout this film. Yeah,

1435
01:37:54.720 --> 01:37:59.239
subliminal stick men. And again I
would i'd point them all out, but

1436
01:37:59.359 --> 01:38:02.680
Cecil already in his video eight years
and by the way, it wasn't even

1437
01:38:02.760 --> 01:38:05.720
like just like oh eight years ago, Like oh so this has been covered

1438
01:38:05.720 --> 01:38:11.600
for a while. Cool anyway out
there. I really I really like good

1439
01:38:11.600 --> 01:38:16.840
Bad flicks. They're they're a good
friend. Uh channel, yes, let

1440
01:38:16.840 --> 01:38:19.960
me see here. Oh, speaking
of good bad Flix, you have a

1441
01:38:20.000 --> 01:38:24.000
note here, well, yeah,
from the Good Bad Flix review. I

1442
01:38:24.079 --> 01:38:30.159
just I really like his reference to
Italian playwright and author Luisgive. Of course,

1443
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:33.439
we always have to mention the Italians. Yes, we have two Italians

1444
01:38:33.439 --> 01:38:40.760
and a Sicilian here. Oh wait, wait what she's already defended me.

1445
01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:45.479
She gets mad with Sicilians. Pretend
not Italians, pretend that are Italian.

1446
01:38:45.680 --> 01:38:48.319
So if you are Sicilian, you
are Italian. I just want to clear

1447
01:38:48.640 --> 01:38:53.479
they're jealous of you? Are they
jealous of Malta. It's like, oh

1448
01:38:53.600 --> 01:38:58.000
damn it, Malta got out of
Italy. It's another country. Yeah,

1449
01:38:58.039 --> 01:39:00.319
but it was part of it is
very proud to be part of Italy.

1450
01:39:00.520 --> 01:39:04.960
Okay, okay not according to the
comment section of TikTok anyway, we're on

1451
01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:10.159
hacking movies when we're here, we're
family, right, guys. Yes,

1452
01:39:10.319 --> 01:39:14.159
so six characters in search of an
Author. Yes, there's the six Characters

1453
01:39:14.880 --> 01:39:17.920
in Search of an Author, which
is the name of the Luigi book.

1454
01:39:18.279 --> 01:39:26.279
So each character actually represents a part
of society and so as Good Bad Flicks

1455
01:39:26.279 --> 01:39:29.439
goes into it. When you guys
check out his video, you can see

1456
01:39:29.439 --> 01:39:33.079
the different roles that yeah, they
represent, like how different people reacted to

1457
01:39:33.119 --> 01:39:36.359
that first film, or its just
like urban legends and stuff in general.

1458
01:39:38.119 --> 01:39:42.760
We find out Jeff was in the
hospital when the first player, which came

1459
01:39:42.800 --> 01:39:46.560
out, but he saw it.
Eventually he's capitalized really into it. And

1460
01:39:46.600 --> 01:39:50.319
then we get flashbacks of him in
the hospital and this apparently was all added

1461
01:39:50.399 --> 01:39:55.239
by the studios because they wanted to
make him look like he was like a

1462
01:39:55.279 --> 01:40:00.560
crazy killer dude. And it's the
worst hospital set. Horrible. It looks

1463
01:40:00.600 --> 01:40:03.479
like a set from like nineteen sixty
five. I'm saying, like the nurses

1464
01:40:03.520 --> 01:40:08.880
are like nineteen fifties dressed. Yeah, the doctor smoking in his face,

1465
01:40:09.000 --> 01:40:13.880
I expect to see like Renfield down
down the way right, like shocking him

1466
01:40:13.880 --> 01:40:16.800
with stuff, shoving tubes into his
nose and stuffed a moatmeal or chicken broth

1467
01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:20.119
or whatever that is. Yeah,
and like the it never looks real.

1468
01:40:20.359 --> 01:40:23.960
No, no, it never like
the padded room. I'm like, that's

1469
01:40:23.960 --> 01:40:27.079
the best paddit room you could do. Like, but we also never come

1470
01:40:27.159 --> 01:40:30.199
back to this. Really it's there
to like flesh out the character questions or

1471
01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:33.600
was it in the movie. It
was added five weeks before the movie.

1472
01:40:33.800 --> 01:40:36.800
No, sure, Yeah, but
like apparently there was a whole thing where,

1473
01:40:38.000 --> 01:40:41.760
uh, the reason he's in the
hospital is because he like stole a

1474
01:40:41.800 --> 01:40:45.079
baby and they took it out into
the woods or something like that. That's

1475
01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:48.319
not in the movie. That got
cut out. Yeah, or it wasn't

1476
01:40:48.319 --> 01:40:51.239
shot or something. That's the other
thing. There is no alternate cut of

1477
01:40:51.239 --> 01:40:57.199
this, right, well, is
there a fan edit? Yes, and

1478
01:40:57.279 --> 01:40:59.760
no, I'll get into Okay,
okay, sorry, I didn't mean to

1479
01:40:59.800 --> 01:41:01.199
jump the gun on that. That's
okay, that's ay. There's no official

1480
01:41:02.000 --> 01:41:05.920
and there's probably a reason why.
Yeah. Yeah, So this was supposed

1481
01:41:05.920 --> 01:41:13.239
to start with Frank Sinatra music,
which yeah, that crazy, which which

1482
01:41:13.279 --> 01:41:15.600
would have like been like, oh, that's funny, a really happy song

1483
01:41:15.720 --> 01:41:19.279
to set up the thing. But
since the you know, the writer did

1484
01:41:19.399 --> 01:41:21.680
so good on House and on Hill, they're like, now, throw Marilyn

1485
01:41:21.720 --> 01:41:27.520
Manson in there. The artisan was
like, MTV baby, get Marilyn Manson

1486
01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:30.159
in there. We're gonna get Rob
Zombie in there, and those were very

1487
01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:34.319
smart decisions. How's artisan doing today? Yeah, so we also get random

1488
01:41:34.359 --> 01:41:40.960
images of people getting murdered, also
filmed way later, all the images of

1489
01:41:41.079 --> 01:41:44.840
like that the murders. The studio
was like, now we need some murder

1490
01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:47.399
in there, just random flash throw
it in there. This film was a

1491
01:41:47.560 --> 01:41:53.920
lot more glorier than Yeah. Yeah, the original didn't really imagine imagine,

1492
01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:57.880
like not having to show something and
be scary exactly, you know what I

1493
01:41:57.960 --> 01:42:00.199
mean? Can you, Joe,
give me an example of a movie that

1494
01:42:00.239 --> 01:42:04.560
didn't show anything and was scary.
No, not show anything, but not

1495
01:42:04.560 --> 01:42:09.039
not directly, Like I don't like
the Blair Witch functioned the first film.

1496
01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:11.720
There was no crazy specialism. There
was project Oh yeah, that's that is

1497
01:42:11.760 --> 01:42:15.520
a good example. That is a
good example of that. Are you patronizing

1498
01:42:15.560 --> 01:42:16.439
me? No? No, no, no, I'm joking, Like it's

1499
01:42:16.479 --> 01:42:18.560
like, no, it's funny.
It's like, why did they add all

1500
01:42:18.560 --> 01:42:21.279
this? This is a sable to
a movie that didn't do that. It

1501
01:42:21.319 --> 01:42:26.199
was very popular and then Gangbusters and
was made for nothing and like why wouldn't

1502
01:42:26.199 --> 01:42:32.439
too many noises the whole the whole
Dune episode. It was like, I

1503
01:42:32.520 --> 01:42:42.079
swear it's not gas. The idea
of artists and being like, let's make

1504
01:42:42.079 --> 01:42:45.079
this a movie movie and not a
shot on video found footage movie is just

1505
01:42:45.520 --> 01:42:50.399
fucking insane to me, Like it's
bizarre paranormal. How many paranormal activities just

1506
01:42:50.479 --> 01:42:54.279
were like, Okay, we're gonna
do found footage for like fire normal activity.

1507
01:42:54.760 --> 01:42:59.880
Learn the lesson from this to not
do that exactly. Yeah, So

1508
01:43:00.119 --> 01:43:04.199
uh, this the framing device is
all fucked up, like jeff is being

1509
01:43:04.279 --> 01:43:11.279
questioned by the cops Jeffrey, yeah, leg But by the way, I

1510
01:43:11.319 --> 01:43:15.399
love the sheriff when he's yelling into
the woods like threat no, god damn

1511
01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:27.560
Blair Witch and I'm like and I'm
watching, I'm like, yes there is.

1512
01:43:27.760 --> 01:43:31.840
Tricia has an action figure of it, right, variation thereof yeah.

1513
01:43:31.880 --> 01:43:36.720
So yeah, well he's questioning Jeff
there with all this. Yeah, it's

1514
01:43:36.720 --> 01:43:43.920
like there's blood in your van.
And then this wasn't they moved all this

1515
01:43:44.000 --> 01:43:48.000
around the interrogation. It should not
have been or there was a better way

1516
01:43:48.039 --> 01:43:51.000
to do it, and they did
not do it well. Confusing so you

1517
01:43:51.319 --> 01:43:56.000
see like a Quentin Tarantino movie.
You ever see Memento, Let's like do

1518
01:43:56.079 --> 01:43:59.039
that. Oh my god. No. The late nineties early two thousands were

1519
01:43:59.079 --> 01:44:01.920
like everyone trying to do like uh, and that's fine. You don't have

1520
01:44:01.960 --> 01:44:05.279
to play a movie. Yeah,
you could have a non linear movie.

1521
01:44:05.399 --> 01:44:10.600
But there were filmmakers that tried to
do it and we're not doing although this

1522
01:44:10.640 --> 01:44:14.520
isn't the filmmaker's fault. No,
this is an after this is an afterthought.

1523
01:44:15.239 --> 01:44:16.920
Uh. Yes, So you've been
in pain in the ass in this

1524
01:44:17.039 --> 01:44:25.880
town since you were tan that accent. So yeah, he is running a

1525
01:44:25.960 --> 01:44:30.319
tour. Uh. And it has
a couple, Steve and Tristan and they

1526
01:44:30.319 --> 01:44:33.520
are writing a book. Tristan believes
in the legend, Steve is a skeptic.

1527
01:44:33.920 --> 01:44:40.359
And then they have the girl from
Erica from the Texas Chainsaw remake,

1528
01:44:41.039 --> 01:44:45.760
Who's the Wicked? Why? Look? I get it. Like you mentioned

1529
01:44:45.800 --> 01:44:48.760
before, how good pad flicks went
into like each one as the stereotopic character

1530
01:44:48.800 --> 01:44:54.960
of society. It just does not
work the way that they wanted to work.

1531
01:44:56.760 --> 01:44:59.880
I already made the joke in the
previous Blair Witch episode. I'm like

1532
01:45:00.079 --> 01:45:05.159
met a couple witches. They're mostly
girls who went through breakups. Did I

1533
01:45:05.199 --> 01:45:09.640
mention the moon cult in that one? No? I don't think. So

1534
01:45:10.000 --> 01:45:12.960
I knew a couple of girls who
like, after a while got like real

1535
01:45:13.079 --> 01:45:17.520
into this group of women who like
are really into dancing and praising the moon.

1536
01:45:17.800 --> 01:45:23.560
That's okay. And then they both
conveniently both of them have been through

1537
01:45:23.560 --> 01:45:27.800
bad breakups and then after they got
boyfriends. I never saw a post about

1538
01:45:27.840 --> 01:45:35.279
the moon again. Now they're living
deliciously Tony. Yeah, so Kim the

1539
01:45:35.319 --> 01:45:41.399
goth girl who you yeah, you
texted me when I was watching this before

1540
01:45:41.479 --> 01:45:44.039
I saw when I was before I
saw Good Bad Flex and I was just

1541
01:45:44.079 --> 01:45:45.600
like, this is a shit film. I told you I was watching it,

1542
01:45:45.600 --> 01:45:47.720
and You're like, I like that
one. I like the goth Girl.

1543
01:45:47.880 --> 01:45:50.399
No, that's really the only thing
I could remember about this movie.

1544
01:45:50.720 --> 01:45:54.560
I don't know why. It's the
best takeaway from this film. Sure,

1545
01:45:54.640 --> 01:45:57.960
Kim director as the goth girl.
Yeah, so she is hanging out on

1546
01:45:58.199 --> 01:46:01.800
Eileen Treacles great who was in the
Curse of the blair Witch. She was

1547
01:46:01.840 --> 01:46:08.399
one that was killed by the blair
Witch round yes, yes, uh.

1548
01:46:08.600 --> 01:46:13.920
And then before one shot, her
name turns into the word further And that's

1549
01:46:13.960 --> 01:46:15.680
part of the game that's at the
end, which we would have played,

1550
01:46:16.479 --> 01:46:24.319
but then someone beat us. Keep
in mind, how how how late does

1551
01:46:24.359 --> 01:46:28.960
the VHS come out after the movie's
already in the theaters a while. I'm

1552
01:46:29.039 --> 01:46:31.439
sure this stuff was not in the
theater. I'm sure they added this to

1553
01:46:31.479 --> 01:46:34.600
the VHS release to make you want
to buy the movie. Yeah, probably

1554
01:46:34.720 --> 01:46:40.239
the game at the box office,
but a game. Actually the box office

1555
01:46:40.279 --> 01:46:43.279
did it really? I think it
did fine. But it's one of those

1556
01:46:43.319 --> 01:46:45.199
things where like the the reaction was
bad. They're like, oh, we're

1557
01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:47.960
not going to get lucky with another
one. I don't see how anyone would

1558
01:46:48.000 --> 01:46:51.239
not want to go see the blair
Witch after seeing the first one. So

1559
01:46:51.239 --> 01:46:54.279
I'm sure it did well. But
yeah, I did well, But it's

1560
01:46:54.319 --> 01:46:57.439
one of those like you know people
shipped on like the End Night movie Last

1561
01:46:57.479 --> 01:47:00.680
Airbender. Oh yeah, because the
reason that ship on it is because Jackson

1562
01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:04.920
Rathbone's body double was really bad.
Had they cast me, who got paid

1563
01:47:04.920 --> 01:47:08.439
for one day to try on outfits
to be his body double, I'm pretty

1564
01:47:08.439 --> 01:47:12.079
sure the movie would have been more
well received. Yeah, but that movie

1565
01:47:12.079 --> 01:47:15.520
actually made a ton of money.
But the reception was so bad that the

1566
01:47:15.600 --> 01:47:16.960
studio was smart and they were like, we're not gonna get lucky the second

1567
01:47:17.000 --> 01:47:21.039
time. No more sequels comeby.
This is this is a sixth sense.

1568
01:47:21.119 --> 01:47:25.399
No huh, this is right on
the tails of six sense, like hum

1569
01:47:25.680 --> 01:47:30.439
all that stuff in shit. But
yeah, no, Like this is an

1570
01:47:30.479 --> 01:47:33.239
example where like the movie did well, but they they were smart realizing a

1571
01:47:33.319 --> 01:47:36.520
third one would not do well.
They were dumb from the beginning of this

1572
01:47:36.520 --> 01:47:42.079
production. Well obviously, so don't
call them smart ever again, Well they

1573
01:47:42.159 --> 01:47:45.079
were they were they were trying to
put a band aid on the shores.

1574
01:47:45.159 --> 01:47:46.840
Some people fuck up and then they
just keep going. They were smart that

1575
01:47:46.960 --> 01:47:53.119
they quit after they fucked up the
first time. You yeah, do you

1576
01:47:53.119 --> 01:47:56.319
have a note about the Oh no, I just thought that the goth girl

1577
01:47:56.560 --> 01:47:59.800
Kim was Heather from the first film, just dressed up like a goth chick.

1578
01:48:00.800 --> 01:48:04.039
She thought it was Heather. So
Heather just came back. I don't

1579
01:48:04.039 --> 01:48:06.800
know. She was like not like
her, like in the act like from

1580
01:48:06.800 --> 01:48:11.640
the actual movie, but like the
actress. Oh no, this is totally

1581
01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:14.319
for some reason, they have like
the same voice, and I don't know,

1582
01:48:14.399 --> 01:48:16.159
they look nothing alike. They also
thought it would be fun to use

1583
01:48:16.199 --> 01:48:19.119
the same names of all the actors
again, which they did in the first

1584
01:48:19.119 --> 01:48:21.800
one, but the last names are
changed. They weren't allowed to use the

1585
01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:25.600
last names. But those are nobody
people. That's why it worked. These

1586
01:48:25.600 --> 01:48:28.800
are like actors in Hollywood. Yeah
you know. So, yeah, they're

1587
01:48:28.840 --> 01:48:31.560
on the the Blair witch Hunt tour. Uh, And they're gonna go to

1588
01:48:31.680 --> 01:48:35.479
Rustin Parr's house and film it the
house that is demolished, which apparently happened

1589
01:48:35.479 --> 01:48:39.520
in real life because so many people
kept going there. They destroyed it,

1590
01:48:39.560 --> 01:48:42.399
and they're like, someone's gonna get
hurt. Let's pull that fucking house down.

1591
01:48:45.119 --> 01:48:49.840
Yeah. Uh. Kim is a
psychic question mark. She uses her

1592
01:48:49.880 --> 01:48:54.560
mind's eye. She just tells people
things. Yeah. She's like, oh,

1593
01:48:54.600 --> 01:48:57.920
you're pregnant. Yeah, yeah,
you're pregnant. You don't want to

1594
01:48:57.960 --> 01:49:00.039
keep it right? Your husband wants
it? Yeah? Abortion. She's like,

1595
01:49:00.279 --> 01:49:02.439
Hi, I just met you.
My name is What the fuck?

1596
01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:04.479
If somebody came up to me and
said that to me, I would like

1597
01:49:04.640 --> 01:49:06.840
get him into chokeold me, like
who are you? What are you doing?

1598
01:49:06.880 --> 01:49:11.199
How do you know all this stuff? I mean, if someone came

1599
01:49:11.279 --> 01:49:13.840
up to me and told me I
was pregnant, I'd be like, hold

1600
01:49:13.840 --> 01:49:18.680
on, wait, hold on,
not pregnant. But just like anything the

1601
01:49:18.720 --> 01:49:26.079
movie Junior, was it liked?
I mean, it's possible. So yeah,

1602
01:49:26.359 --> 01:49:29.000
they get to Rust and Parr's house
and there's a magic tree. There

1603
01:49:30.920 --> 01:49:33.880
any comments on the magic tree the
significant I didn't watch the documentary. Was

1604
01:49:33.880 --> 01:49:39.960
there a magic tree in the documentary? Like Granny Willow from Pocahontas it's talking

1605
01:49:40.000 --> 01:49:44.399
to him and shit, like tree
Beard or the Great Day two Tree documentary

1606
01:49:44.399 --> 01:49:48.760
film Pokemon. I think there is
in the video game, the New video

1607
01:49:48.880 --> 01:49:54.159
game. By the way, there
were like three early two thousands PC games

1608
01:49:54.159 --> 01:49:57.119
for blair Witch. I kind of
want to hunt those. But yeah,

1609
01:49:57.159 --> 01:50:00.680
the new one, which I am
going to get in VR, I think

1610
01:50:00.720 --> 01:50:03.119
there is a part with like a
real really weird scary tree, so maybe

1611
01:50:03.119 --> 01:50:04.920
he had something to do with something. But yeah, the guy's like,

1612
01:50:04.920 --> 01:50:09.000
where the fuck did this tree come
from? But again, we're we're in

1613
01:50:09.039 --> 01:50:12.640
the universe where the blair Witch does
not exist. Yes, right, no,

1614
01:50:12.640 --> 01:50:15.479
no, no, the legend exists. The movie was just fake.

1615
01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:19.680
It's like if we made a movie
about the Jersey Devil. It's like,

1616
01:50:19.760 --> 01:50:24.079
obviously our movie is fake, but
there was this pre existing legend. That's

1617
01:50:24.119 --> 01:50:27.920
the universe we're in, right,
But but the legend of the Jersey Devil

1618
01:50:28.039 --> 01:50:30.159
is a real legend. This is
a made up legend. Well in this

1619
01:50:30.279 --> 01:50:34.800
movie, it's a real legion.
I think it's dumb. Joe I didn't

1620
01:50:34.800 --> 01:50:39.439
make the movie. I tell you, I'm mad about it. Blame the

1621
01:50:39.439 --> 01:50:42.079
writer. I mean, he's dead, you're gonna have a hard time reaching

1622
01:50:42.159 --> 01:50:45.960
him. But you know, just
he was going out like this baby,

1623
01:50:45.760 --> 01:50:50.560
let's just text Heather Donahue. Yeah, be careful what you say about Heather.

1624
01:50:50.720 --> 01:50:54.000
Goddamn, I'm trying not to.
I was going to and I'm not

1625
01:50:54.039 --> 01:50:57.640
going there. We're not gonna cut
it out. I had to edit the

1626
01:50:57.720 --> 01:51:02.720
last Blair Witch movie the day of
because I made an obvious joke. But

1627
01:51:02.880 --> 01:51:08.760
YouTube system is broken, and they
technically thought I broke their terms of service

1628
01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:14.439
because I told Heather Dotty you to
mail us some stuff that she is involved

1629
01:51:14.439 --> 01:51:17.520
in. But it was carely a
joke and YouTube was like, you can't

1630
01:51:17.520 --> 01:51:24.520
do that. I'm like, shit, you can't solicit that. Heather,

1631
01:51:24.920 --> 01:51:30.560
You're like shit. Then she really
owes you, now, Heather Donna,

1632
01:51:30.600 --> 01:51:34.880
you you can make up to it
by just sending nice stuff to our mailbox.

1633
01:51:34.960 --> 01:51:41.479
That's exactly, yes, nice nice
stuff. Uh yeah, then we

1634
01:51:41.520 --> 01:51:45.920
get more images of murders. Get
used to those. Whenever the movie thinks

1635
01:51:45.039 --> 01:51:47.560
like, oh the audience might get
bored, throw some murder in there.

1636
01:51:47.600 --> 01:51:56.880
Those poor foreigners write out who they
are? So wicked girl, Yeah,

1637
01:51:58.159 --> 01:52:02.680
trying to communicate with the witch.
May I may I have permission to take

1638
01:52:02.680 --> 01:52:10.279
this? Leave? Thank you to
take the leap. Thank you. That's

1639
01:52:10.399 --> 01:52:14.760
nice. I think it's very sweet. How she is with nature. How

1640
01:52:14.760 --> 01:52:17.119
did she die in texta Shane,
So I want to I want to go

1641
01:52:17.159 --> 01:52:20.199
back and just watch that. I
want to put that scene in this movie.

1642
01:52:20.560 --> 01:52:24.680
She tried to run away, and
I think leather Face like just totally

1643
01:52:24.720 --> 01:52:27.399
like a chainsaws are on the ground. I want to say, got a

1644
01:52:27.479 --> 01:52:32.359
fleather Face just showed up all the
wicked stuff though, isn't even like actual

1645
01:52:32.399 --> 01:52:36.119
wicked stuff. Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, wick is you

1646
01:52:36.199 --> 01:52:40.079
know about the earth or whatever?
Okay, by the way, at one

1647
01:52:40.119 --> 01:52:44.640
point it's sorry you again, typical
white woman. She's just like, we're

1648
01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:48.720
already an oppressed minority witches and the
movie made things worse for us. It's

1649
01:52:48.720 --> 01:52:53.199
like, oh my god, shut
up. Was that a thing when Blair

1650
01:52:53.239 --> 01:52:59.880
Witch came out? Was there the
backlash from the wicked community? Just see

1651
01:53:00.039 --> 01:53:02.039
it would be like, oh,
this movie's gonna make my life really hard.

1652
01:53:03.159 --> 01:53:06.680
I won't be able to practice anywhere. It's like, yeah, you're

1653
01:53:06.800 --> 01:53:11.680
very oppressed witches. There's a lot
of stereotypes around though, and I do

1654
01:53:11.720 --> 01:53:16.319
feel bad for Erica so well.
I hate witches. As I mentioned in

1655
01:53:16.359 --> 01:53:20.680
the Midsummer Review there, they were
bad. They were a problem because they

1656
01:53:20.760 --> 01:53:25.640
kept taking everyone's brooms and flying away, and then people couldn't clean and then

1657
01:53:25.640 --> 01:53:29.880
the rats came and that's how I
got the black pig. They're like,

1658
01:53:29.880 --> 01:53:31.079
oh, how am I going to
clean up all this trash that witch flew

1659
01:53:31.119 --> 01:53:35.159
away on my broom with their flying
monkeys. If they're not like making deals

1660
01:53:35.199 --> 01:53:39.279
with the devil and doing black magic, I don't want to fucking know about

1661
01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:44.600
it, Like it doesn't matter.
Also, now this might shock you guys,

1662
01:53:44.640 --> 01:53:50.520
but I have I have it on
good authority. Witches aren't real anyway,

1663
01:53:50.720 --> 01:53:56.640
you don't say yes, I mean, we'll see what our two point

1664
01:53:56.680 --> 01:54:01.239
five percent female demographic has to say, which is onn't just female? Yeah,

1665
01:54:01.239 --> 01:54:04.760
you also have warlocks? Yeah,
what do you think about warlocks?

1666
01:54:05.479 --> 01:54:10.159
What do you think about the movie
Warlock? Oh, Julian sand signed me

1667
01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:12.359
up for that. What do you
think about the movie Warlock? Too?

1668
01:54:12.479 --> 01:54:17.800
If anyone MCD or a warlock or
whatever, please leave a comment and wrong

1669
01:54:18.119 --> 01:54:21.279
prove him wrong for once. That
always pissed me off. In Harry Potter,

1670
01:54:21.319 --> 01:54:25.479
they're like wizards and witches and it's
like, hey, no, it's

1671
01:54:26.079 --> 01:54:30.159
warlocks. Well, wizard is like
the light side of the warlock thing.

1672
01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:33.880
So like if they like it's weird
with the witches because it's just white witch

1673
01:54:34.039 --> 01:54:38.279
or a dark witch. I guess
I've seen Wizard of Oz No, no,

1674
01:54:38.359 --> 01:54:41.640
I'm say the bubble. Yes,
so wizard and warlock, they're two

1675
01:54:41.680 --> 01:54:44.479
different things. When practice is good
magic, when practice is bad magic.

1676
01:54:46.039 --> 01:54:53.000
I did like that Thevicho. Oh
yeah, well that was like classic folklore.

1677
01:54:53.199 --> 01:54:56.760
That's a great flick. I did
go back and watch Hackson again the

1678
01:54:56.760 --> 01:55:01.239
movie I talked about the Black and
White one movie, which so where are

1679
01:55:01.239 --> 01:55:09.000
we at here? So yeah,
everyone has oh wicked Girl implies that Heather

1680
01:55:09.039 --> 01:55:13.119
should have owned those two guys in
the tent sex magic. Now we're fucking

1681
01:55:13.159 --> 01:55:16.439
doing some Alistair Crowley. Shit,
what are we talking about? I told

1682
01:55:16.479 --> 01:55:19.880
you there was like a love triangle. I told you, yeah, it

1683
01:55:20.000 --> 01:55:24.840
was when those cameras went off.
Who knows what happened when those went off?

1684
01:55:24.840 --> 01:55:29.439
Something went in. So everyone has
a unique take on the witch,

1685
01:55:29.600 --> 01:55:32.119
and it leads to some conversations and
arguments, and again, this is kind

1686
01:55:32.159 --> 01:55:34.920
of interesting. You could see how
this could have been interested. I wish

1687
01:55:34.960 --> 01:55:39.159
it was a handheld camera, like
walking through the woods talking about this kind

1688
01:55:39.159 --> 01:55:43.439
of thing. I agree, yeah, like the documentary guy do it?

1689
01:55:43.600 --> 01:55:45.600
Why would they, but yeah,
well he wanted to make a real film,

1690
01:55:45.640 --> 01:55:50.199
Tony. They run into a rival
tour, the Blair witch Tour.

1691
01:55:50.399 --> 01:55:56.239
He's the Blair witch Hunt. They're
the Blair witch walking. So ridiculous in

1692
01:55:56.279 --> 01:55:59.159
my opinion, because it's like,
okay, you have people from Germany,

1693
01:55:59.279 --> 01:56:02.520
from China, they're just coming to
this small town in freaking Maryland. Yeah

1694
01:56:03.920 --> 01:56:08.239
that people travel to see stupid ship. It was just it was cringing when

1695
01:56:08.239 --> 01:56:10.920
people come up here to run up
the fucking steps of the art museum and

1696
01:56:10.960 --> 01:56:14.479
then we're going like it happens.
It's cringey because it's like racist is hell

1697
01:56:14.600 --> 01:56:20.880
these racist stereotypes. Oh my god, Okay, should there should be an

1698
01:56:20.920 --> 01:56:29.479
Italian guy there flipping a pizza like
the Witch. I love the videos did

1699
01:56:29.479 --> 01:56:31.119
recently, like no one knows what
this is. They're like, stop doing

1700
01:56:31.159 --> 01:56:38.640
this to your grandmother. Anyway.
I do like that they tricked them,

1701
01:56:38.840 --> 01:56:42.039
but they're doing like they're so obviously
lying. They're like, yeah, we

1702
01:56:42.039 --> 01:56:45.840
were scared because we saw something at
Coffin Rock, and they're like, yes,

1703
01:56:45.159 --> 01:56:49.600
Coffin Rock, there are many scary
things going on there. I know.

1704
01:56:49.800 --> 01:56:53.800
The way he was acting was so
obvious and then they're just like,

1705
01:56:53.880 --> 01:56:57.520
we gotta go to Coffin Rock,
Yeah, because we want to camp out

1706
01:56:57.520 --> 01:57:00.239
at rust and Pard's house. You
get out of here, yeah, like

1707
01:57:00.279 --> 01:57:03.000
we'll switch. And if you missed
the first episode, how dare you?

1708
01:57:03.640 --> 01:57:06.760
Uh? And if you never saw
the first movie? I don't know why

1709
01:57:06.760 --> 01:57:10.920
you're watching this, but thanks for
being here, like sharing, subscribe?

1710
01:57:11.319 --> 01:57:15.439
Uh. Coffin Rock is where they
found the what was the eight dead bodies

1711
01:57:15.439 --> 01:57:17.720
strung together, but then they went
missing when the cops came back, so

1712
01:57:18.079 --> 01:57:21.760
that's where they send them. There's
also stuff of like this the Silver War

1713
01:57:23.079 --> 01:57:28.319
uh era people like getting arranged in
a panel grind. Yeah that was the

1714
01:57:28.359 --> 01:57:30.800
Coffin Rock. Yeah, and the
and the and the heads of the children

1715
01:57:30.800 --> 01:57:35.039
that rest in park killed okay,
yes, yes, And then everyone parties

1716
01:57:35.079 --> 01:57:41.159
hard. Hold on, Yeah,
they're already smoking like three fucking dubes and

1717
01:57:41.199 --> 01:57:43.920
they're already like three quarters of the
way down a bottle of jack Dancer before

1718
01:57:43.960 --> 01:57:46.000
they run in these people. And
aren't they like screaming at them in this

1719
01:57:46.079 --> 01:57:50.039
party don't get out of here getting
we'd we're the blair Winch hunt. I

1720
01:57:50.119 --> 01:57:53.560
do that all the time. I
go to the woods. I drink I

1721
01:57:53.600 --> 01:57:56.520
have a couple of shots and then
I just immediately start yelling at people,

1722
01:57:56.720 --> 01:58:01.000
this is a fifteen year old woods
party. They are way they are way

1723
01:58:01.079 --> 01:58:04.159
too old to be having this kind
of party in the woods. We just

1724
01:58:04.279 --> 01:58:08.880
asked our friend's older brother to get
us booze, and we got some weed

1725
01:58:08.920 --> 01:58:11.520
from some shady dude in a seven
to eleven parking line. We're going out

1726
01:58:11.520 --> 01:58:14.560
through the woods to do these drugs. I hate it. And then they're

1727
01:58:14.560 --> 01:58:16.359
going to find porn because yes,
you know, they're going to clean it

1728
01:58:16.399 --> 01:58:19.680
up. That's all right that I
have how that I have a man on

1729
01:58:19.720 --> 01:58:24.319
the show Woods porn. You're familiar
with it? Yes, thank you.

1730
01:58:24.479 --> 01:58:27.359
I went into a deep dive of
it on our Critics two episodes. Yes.

1731
01:58:27.479 --> 01:58:29.800
Yeah, by the way, it's
so funny, like she was like

1732
01:58:29.800 --> 01:58:32.279
oblivious to this. I loved how
many comments we got from people being like,

1733
01:58:32.359 --> 01:58:36.520
oh, yeah, I found porn
in the actual Yes, I don't

1734
01:58:36.520 --> 01:58:40.279
know how women don't fight the porn, and that you're in the same woods

1735
01:58:40.279 --> 01:58:44.000
as us. They're not walking through
it though, like you guys are sticking

1736
01:58:44.079 --> 01:58:45.680
to the trail. If there's a
party, they'll be that'school we gave you

1737
01:58:45.760 --> 01:58:49.800
in a second, but us hobbit
people we're fighting the we're looking at the

1738
01:58:49.840 --> 01:58:56.720
porn. I just that was the
happiest moment. I like just seeing so

1739
01:58:56.840 --> 01:58:59.760
many men being like yeah, Tony, I remember five, and then like

1740
01:58:59.800 --> 01:59:01.319
how I think, because that's how
much it affects you as a kid,

1741
01:59:01.560 --> 01:59:05.039
like specific memories of what kind they
found. They're like, oh, yeah,

1742
01:59:05.079 --> 01:59:09.680
I found a Hustler magazine. It
was this cover. That's crazy.

1743
01:59:09.960 --> 01:59:13.079
It had to gotten there by like
again, stealing it from your dad or

1744
01:59:13.079 --> 01:59:15.760
your friend's all the older brother or
something like bring it out there and just

1745
01:59:15.800 --> 01:59:17.520
leaving it there because couldn't take it
home with you. Yeah, look at

1746
01:59:17.560 --> 01:59:20.520
the point in the woods and leave
it here for somebody else to find.

1747
01:59:20.640 --> 01:59:24.079
Yeah, you go to the party, You're like, here's my part.

1748
01:59:24.119 --> 01:59:27.960
I hated woods parties. I hated
woods party. It's like drinking in the

1749
01:59:28.000 --> 01:59:29.680
woods. I just didn't like it. I love it. Yeah, I

1750
01:59:29.720 --> 01:59:32.159
think I've been to one, and
I was like, well, because we

1751
01:59:32.199 --> 01:59:34.760
lived in like northeast Philly, so
we had like the woods, but it

1752
01:59:34.800 --> 01:59:36.960
was still around, you know.
When I moved to Bucks County for high

1753
01:59:36.960 --> 01:59:42.159
school, Like a woods party out
here probably would have been cool. Woods

1754
01:59:42.199 --> 01:59:44.960
party in the city because you could
still hear the city, like it was

1755
01:59:45.000 --> 01:59:48.079
a higher chance that a cop would
walk through and look for you. But

1756
01:59:48.119 --> 01:59:51.000
I'm sure on Facebook there's a picture
of someone that took a picture of me

1757
01:59:51.119 --> 01:59:54.840
peeing in the woods during a party
because I was so bored and they thought

1758
01:59:54.840 --> 01:59:57.720
it'd be funny. Just didn't like
woods. I liked hanging out in the

1759
01:59:57.720 --> 02:00:00.439
woods. I just didn't like specific
where underage let's go drink in the woods

1760
02:00:00.479 --> 02:00:04.279
parties. I've just never gotten into
them. I was a fan, and

1761
02:00:04.520 --> 02:00:08.920
uh, these but these guys are
all way too old for this. They're

1762
02:00:08.960 --> 02:00:13.159
like thirty somethings. Yeah, and
we're like smoking dubes, we're drinking booze,

1763
02:00:13.199 --> 02:00:16.640
we're taking mushrooms. Apparently. Also, the one's pregnant and one's pregnant

1764
02:00:17.119 --> 02:00:21.319
is pregnant. She hasn't made up
her mind yet, and she's getting hammy,

1765
02:00:21.399 --> 02:00:24.880
and she's making up her mind right
now. Let's just slug in that,

1766
02:00:24.960 --> 02:00:30.600
Jack Daniels. But speaking of her, she has a dream where she's

1767
02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:34.640
drowning her baby like the Blair Witch
did, and in the water you see

1768
02:00:34.680 --> 02:00:39.960
stickman figure. Uh, and then
she wakes up and she's like huh,

1769
02:00:40.000 --> 02:00:45.079
that was weird. And then all
of their stuff is destroyed, the book

1770
02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:50.760
that they were working on shredding,
the camera equipment destroyed. It's raining from

1771
02:00:50.800 --> 02:00:55.479
the sky. There's pieces of paper
raining. Yes, Erica is the only

1772
02:00:55.520 --> 02:01:00.760
one who's like fully dressed, so
she's suspicious. And then kim her mind's

1773
02:01:00.760 --> 02:01:04.560
eye. She sees the tip every
time she said mine's eye wanted to punch

1774
02:01:04.640 --> 02:01:10.000
the tep. You know where they
are, Tony, They're exactly where they

1775
02:01:10.119 --> 02:01:16.079
found the tapes from the original Blair
Witch which wasn't real. Which wasn't real.

1776
02:01:18.880 --> 02:01:25.199
It wasn't real, Thank you,
thank you. It wasn't really a

1777
02:01:25.279 --> 02:01:34.520
witch a switch. Oh god,
Yeahica, they're my tapes. I need

1778
02:01:34.560 --> 02:01:44.119
to litter my betamax. There my
take wait delivers that line is so funny,

1779
02:01:45.319 --> 02:01:55.279
so Trishasmus. Oh no, I'm
sorry, Tristan sorry wait wait wait

1780
02:01:55.319 --> 02:01:59.520
wait. They think that those fourign
people came back and trash there. Oh

1781
02:01:59.600 --> 02:02:02.720
yeah, after a crazy night of
partying and getting totally shit hammered. They

1782
02:02:02.760 --> 02:02:06.560
think those poor people came back and
hit got hammered in black Down. It

1783
02:02:06.600 --> 02:02:11.880
must have been those other people who
broke everything my cameras and ripped my book

1784
02:02:11.960 --> 02:02:15.560
into tiny little pieces. Look,
I found blacked out a couple of times,

1785
02:02:15.560 --> 02:02:17.279
and I've woken up to the results, and I never blamed anyone else.

1786
02:02:17.319 --> 02:02:21.880
I was like, yeah, I
probably did this little shadeless all that

1787
02:02:21.960 --> 02:02:30.640
anxiety. I never woke up and
went, yeah the blur witch that damn

1788
02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:33.840
Blair. Maybe that last time,
right, maybe, well that one time

1789
02:02:33.840 --> 02:02:39.239
it was, but all the other
times it was probably me. But yeah,

1790
02:02:39.279 --> 02:02:45.479
so Christen, I'm sorry tr at
that time she has a miscarriage,

1791
02:02:45.520 --> 02:02:49.800
because that's what we needed in this
movie. Apparently the studio was Again,

1792
02:02:50.000 --> 02:02:54.600
the studio wanted blood and gore,
but they were against like the bloody crotch.

1793
02:02:54.920 --> 02:02:58.720
You can't have blood come out of
a vagina. That's unacceptable, and

1794
02:02:58.800 --> 02:03:02.359
I strongly agree with and I've I
voted for certain legislation on that. In

1795
02:03:02.399 --> 02:03:10.840
the constant. I just I don't
know why I do this review. I'm

1796
02:03:10.960 --> 02:03:18.079
so mad. So anyway, so
instead of so this is horrifying, and

1797
02:03:18.119 --> 02:03:23.439
then all right, so they cut
back to like the interrogation. So I'm

1798
02:03:23.439 --> 02:03:27.119
thinking the interrogation is happening this day, sure, but that's not the case.

1799
02:03:27.600 --> 02:03:30.439
This interrogation is for later because it's
cut like shit because it's cut like

1800
02:03:30.479 --> 02:03:33.319
shit. Yes, because it was
not supposed to be in the seat.

1801
02:03:34.800 --> 02:03:41.840
So instead of grieving or getting help
or just processing what happened, they take

1802
02:03:41.880 --> 02:03:45.399
Tristan in a Jeff's place, the
Scary Factory, to look at the tapes

1803
02:03:45.439 --> 02:03:47.600
and find out what happened. Why
would you go back to his dirt bag's

1804
02:03:47.600 --> 02:03:51.960
house. Your girlfre in or your
wife or whatever just had a miscarriage.

1805
02:03:53.079 --> 02:03:56.039
You just went to the doc.
You are going We are going home.

1806
02:03:56.079 --> 02:03:59.920
That's it. The excursion is over. And Jeff bought a scary factor.

1807
02:04:00.239 --> 02:04:03.720
How do you feel about his factory? It's a freaking disgusting bachelor's pad.

1808
02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:08.600
He got it from John Kramer.
He bought it for a dollar. Jesus,

1809
02:04:09.199 --> 02:04:15.479
they're still freaking chicken and the I
love his security system, but get

1810
02:04:15.479 --> 02:04:18.840
like dogs. Barking on a speaker
like that scares people. And there's only

1811
02:04:18.880 --> 02:04:24.720
one bridge to get into the building. Apparently that he can't afford to fix.

1812
02:04:25.079 --> 02:04:29.439
He can't afford to fix. Oh, but here's where he makes it.

1813
02:04:29.520 --> 02:04:33.199
I like, this is where he
makes his stick men and merchandise to

1814
02:04:33.279 --> 02:04:36.079
sell on the bay full time job? Is that what he does? Yes?

1815
02:04:36.119 --> 02:04:39.479
Again that is literally what he does. How did you ford al this

1816
02:04:39.600 --> 02:04:43.479
video equipment? No? From the
he makes a lot of money doing this

1817
02:04:43.520 --> 02:04:45.760
Blair witch shit? How many people? How how much is he charging for

1818
02:04:45.760 --> 02:04:49.960
a stick figure on eBay or dirt
from Birkettsville. Yeah, people will buy

1819
02:04:50.000 --> 02:04:55.159
stupid ship people. I'm not arguing
that, but the idea of selling enough

1820
02:04:55.159 --> 02:05:00.880
money to buy this entire like I
don't even know what uh c I a

1821
02:05:00.920 --> 02:05:03.800
television, Well, he's monitors and
shit around. If there's something stupid,

1822
02:05:04.640 --> 02:05:06.880
people will spend money on it.
I don't know if you know the show,

1823
02:05:06.880 --> 02:05:13.439
but there was once of the show
and they got like five or six

1824
02:05:13.479 --> 02:05:17.680
women to sign a copy of Ghostbusters
twenty sixteen and it sold for over three

1825
02:05:17.760 --> 02:05:20.479
hundred dollars. I think we were
out to dinner and I almost fell out

1826
02:05:20.479 --> 02:05:26.359
of my fucking chair when you told
me that. I was like, oh

1827
02:05:26.439 --> 02:05:30.199
boy, that was gold. By
the way, that guy's a super fan.

1828
02:05:30.279 --> 02:05:32.680
He loves that he got that tape
the DVD. That's the most money

1829
02:05:32.680 --> 02:05:35.920
that's ever spent been spent on that
film. I feel like you think so

1830
02:05:36.000 --> 02:05:41.319
maybe other than the money me spent
to make the movie, that is the

1831
02:05:41.359 --> 02:05:47.159
most fun exactly I got banned from
a subreddit for that. They the subreddit

1832
02:05:47.199 --> 02:05:53.479
that hates me. They got cod
figures. They got so bad because a

1833
02:05:53.479 --> 02:05:56.479
fan bought the tape or because of
your they were making fun of it.

1834
02:05:56.880 --> 02:05:59.560
And then I posted a link saying
like, come on, guys, pay

1835
02:05:59.640 --> 02:06:02.359
me, and then they said it
was self promotion. So they finally banned

1836
02:06:02.359 --> 02:06:06.000
me after years. But they were
so they like they were fully expected knowing

1837
02:06:06.039 --> 02:06:10.159
to buy it and then it's sold, and they were like, anyway,

1838
02:06:10.800 --> 02:06:13.119
I love it. You can go
say awful shit about people, but don't.

1839
02:06:13.159 --> 02:06:16.920
Don't you dare tell him about anything
that you're working on. So I

1840
02:06:16.920 --> 02:06:21.159
couldn't believe this. So the first
time I watched this, I missed this

1841
02:06:21.279 --> 02:06:25.399
line. I'm assuming it's been like
a few days. Did you have to

1842
02:06:25.399 --> 02:06:27.880
play the game to get this?
Okay, I assumed it had been a

1843
02:06:27.880 --> 02:06:30.279
few days or a week, but
no, Steve goes last night we were

1844
02:06:30.319 --> 02:06:35.760
camping. I'm like, wait,
she had the miscarriage this morning? Yeah,

1845
02:06:35.840 --> 02:06:41.279
oh, apparently she has hypothermia and
she's cured everything. I had a

1846
02:06:41.279 --> 02:06:44.079
miscarriage and the doctors were like,
that's messed up. Anyway, You're free

1847
02:06:44.119 --> 02:06:46.439
to go. And she's not like
I need to go to the hotel.

1848
02:06:46.600 --> 02:06:50.239
I need to like call my mom
and cry saying this. He's like,

1849
02:06:50.279 --> 02:06:53.399
no time for that, honey.
We got to go look at the scaring

1850
02:06:53.520 --> 02:06:58.920
tapes. Yes, nasty factory again, you killed my baby. Let's go

1851
02:06:58.960 --> 02:07:05.399
to this third bags and watched these
tapes in the middle like the same day.

1852
02:07:05.520 --> 02:07:10.600
We're not friends. Nobody's friends in
this movie. These are strangers.

1853
02:07:10.680 --> 02:07:12.760
Here's what happens. Here's what happens. And I'm Jeff. I'm like,

1854
02:07:13.079 --> 02:07:15.439
hey, man, I gotta if
you find something on the tape, let

1855
02:07:15.479 --> 02:07:16.800
me know. I gotta take care
of this. I'm not like being like,

1856
02:07:16.880 --> 02:07:21.439
oh yeah, honey, get the
fuck out paying for an overnight's stay.

1857
02:07:21.479 --> 02:07:27.720
We gotta go watch the scary tapes. I could not believe that.

1858
02:07:27.840 --> 02:07:30.399
So the first thing they find out
is the magic Tree is missing from the

1859
02:07:30.399 --> 02:07:41.439
tapes, and they see a flash
of dead bodies at coffin Rock. Oh,

1860
02:07:41.560 --> 02:07:45.439
who could that be? I don't
know. I guess we'll find out.

1861
02:07:45.520 --> 02:07:47.760
And yeah, they're just they're this
whole part of the movie. I

1862
02:07:47.800 --> 02:07:50.680
feel like this is something that I
would like in any other movie. All

1863
02:07:50.720 --> 02:07:55.479
the weird visuals and s trippy dream
stuff, it just doesn't have any place

1864
02:07:55.479 --> 02:07:58.199
here. Like, Yeah, as
the rest of this movie goes on,

1865
02:07:58.359 --> 02:08:01.359
it's just a bunch of things happen
that don't have a means. And that's

1866
02:08:01.399 --> 02:08:03.119
the thing. I think it's meant
to be, like, Oh, it's

1867
02:08:03.159 --> 02:08:05.159
all psychological, but doesn't feel that
way. Oh yeah, how do you

1868
02:08:05.159 --> 02:08:09.119
feel about the Little Ghost Girl going
backwards? Like you brought it back with

1869
02:08:09.199 --> 02:08:11.680
you? I don't remember that was
that at it. I feel like that's

1870
02:08:11.680 --> 02:08:15.880
something that might have been added.
Again, these are all connections that you

1871
02:08:15.920 --> 02:08:18.920
should have watched that other documentary and
watch the fucking tape and played it backwards

1872
02:08:18.920 --> 02:08:22.760
and did and did the game to
understand any of the stuff that's going on.

1873
02:08:22.279 --> 02:08:28.119
Yeah. Uh, Steve cries in
the future when he's been interrogated.

1874
02:08:28.479 --> 02:08:37.640
It was an accident, Christ because
we're about to watch a scene of him

1875
02:08:37.680 --> 02:08:41.880
trying to hook up with Erica.
She's like seducing him and then she like

1876
02:08:41.039 --> 02:08:46.439
slices his stomach open, disgusted.
But then they step out of it and

1877
02:08:46.479 --> 02:08:48.199
they're staring at each other and just
like, do we just have a weird

1878
02:08:48.239 --> 02:08:52.720
dream? What's going on there?
We're having shared hallucinations, Tony, Yeah,

1879
02:08:52.800 --> 02:08:56.640
there's that book, that hallucination that
ties into like the twist at the

1880
02:08:56.760 --> 02:09:00.880
end because he's fucking crazy, which
again, well like when they find out

1881
02:09:00.880 --> 02:09:03.880
like what happened when they were black
ties into that, and again this would

1882
02:09:03.880 --> 02:09:09.079
all be interesting, but the movie
is just so choppy and the acting sucks,

1883
02:09:09.159 --> 02:09:11.479
Like I'm sorry. The actor is
not the best. None of they're

1884
02:09:11.479 --> 02:09:13.319
bad actors. I've seen a few
of them and other things, but they're

1885
02:09:13.439 --> 02:09:20.920
not. Jeff just looks too late
nineties. No, I can't do it.

1886
02:09:22.640 --> 02:09:24.479
I don't know. I really like
him though, but yeah, girl,

1887
02:09:24.960 --> 02:09:30.560
So they find a naked girl on
the tape and it's Erica. Oh

1888
02:09:30.760 --> 02:09:35.800
can you zoom into her face?
Of course I can. I can digitally

1889
02:09:35.920 --> 02:09:39.199
scan it and hot up the resolution
and like that's not how that works.

1890
02:09:39.239 --> 02:09:46.640
No, you can't do that with
magnetic Chase and I loved Uh. Yeah,

1891
02:09:46.680 --> 02:09:48.199
so you could do that with film. Yeah, that's the thing.

1892
02:09:48.279 --> 02:09:52.520
People don't realize that because they watch
CSI and they think it's real. No,

1893
02:09:52.640 --> 02:09:56.920
you can't enhance like digital, like
digital caps off at some point.

1894
02:09:56.000 --> 02:10:01.560
Yeah, like there's no enhancing film. You can up scale well from from

1895
02:10:01.560 --> 02:10:05.119
a master. So on actual film, you can scan it and like blow

1896
02:10:05.119 --> 02:10:07.479
it because it's light on celluloid and
stuff. But like, like there are

1897
02:10:07.520 --> 02:10:11.159
certain movies like what is It?
My friends talked about it, like Tron

1898
02:10:11.239 --> 02:10:13.319
Legacy. I think that movie's always
going to be locked to ten eighty because

1899
02:10:13.319 --> 02:10:16.680
that's the highest resolution they filmed it
in. Yeah, a lot of movies

1900
02:10:18.000 --> 02:10:22.399
digitally are filmed in like like eight
K and stuff, so eventually they can

1901
02:10:22.439 --> 02:10:24.319
be upscaled, but they're going to
hit a point Yep, you can upscale

1902
02:10:24.319 --> 02:10:26.840
them anymore. Don't need to,
you don't need to. No, but

1903
02:10:28.000 --> 02:10:31.000
this is like a thing movies kept
doing this or like enhance enhance, Like

1904
02:10:31.039 --> 02:10:37.840
that's not not how it works.
It's like blocky and then it's it's just

1905
02:10:37.840 --> 02:10:41.399
like it's clearly a zoomed in shots. Took another shot. That good.

1906
02:10:41.399 --> 02:10:43.600
If you could play the Futurama episode
where they make fun of that, where

1907
02:10:43.600 --> 02:10:46.399
they're like blow it up, enhance, They're like, no, that doesn't

1908
02:10:46.439 --> 02:10:50.439
Actually there's a bunch of big cells. They're like, no, that's just

1909
02:10:50.439 --> 02:10:56.600
what it looks like. We don't
really death. Why is it still blurry?

1910
02:10:56.760 --> 02:11:01.359
That's all the resolution we have big
doesn't make it clear. And I'll

1911
02:11:01.359 --> 02:11:05.960
be damned if Jeff has a technology
to do it in his in his dirty

1912
02:11:05.640 --> 02:11:09.119
He's like, I'll do it in
five seconds, and I'm like, but

1913
02:11:09.199 --> 02:11:11.640
yeah, no, fuck you.
So the naked girl on the tape was

1914
02:11:11.720 --> 02:11:15.640
Erica. I thought this was weird, Like, so the actress is naked

1915
02:11:15.680 --> 02:11:18.640
on the tape and then every other
time she's naked the rest of the movie,

1916
02:11:18.640 --> 02:11:20.760
she's got her hair covering her.
And I'm like, was that too

1917
02:11:20.800 --> 02:11:24.319
much boobs? You can't have too
much nudgy in this, ye, mar

1918
02:11:24.680 --> 02:11:26.920
the kids studio thing or the actress
is like, I'll do it on shitty

1919
02:11:26.920 --> 02:11:30.399
be chess quality, but not with
the real cat. Well you can't make

1920
02:11:30.399 --> 02:11:33.760
out that. You can hardly see
them nipples. But yeah, people are

1921
02:11:33.800 --> 02:11:37.319
starting to lose their cool. Uh
they are. They all start getting runs

1922
02:11:37.359 --> 02:11:41.640
on them. And Erica has the
thorn rune from Halloween six, the Curse

1923
02:11:41.680 --> 02:11:48.399
of Michael Eyres. That's that's me
having a strike. Yeah, so she's

1924
02:11:48.439 --> 02:11:50.800
in the cold of Thorn. I
guess this takes place in that. Now.

1925
02:11:50.880 --> 02:11:54.640
This is take place in the ashvill
cut of Halloween six. This is

1926
02:11:54.640 --> 02:12:01.680
the producer's cut of Halloween six.
This is also the original uh intro scene

1927
02:12:01.760 --> 02:12:09.760
to Halloween five in the same universe. So Kim is like, fuck this,

1928
02:12:09.840 --> 02:12:11.920
I'm gonna go to the store.
And I didn't know this until I

1929
02:12:11.920 --> 02:12:16.760
saw Cecils video. But the repair
man is rustin Park and I'm like ghost

1930
02:12:16.760 --> 02:12:20.720
of rust and Park. Yeah,
and he's does a fucking refrigerator. Yeah,

1931
02:12:20.760 --> 02:12:24.279
and he does the whole like I'm
finished after life. Yeah, he

1932
02:12:24.359 --> 02:12:28.199
does the I'm finished and it's the
same actor from the documentary. He gets

1933
02:12:31.039 --> 02:12:33.720
he never gets up, he just
disappears. But I like his tools are

1934
02:12:33.760 --> 02:12:37.359
laid out like a stick man.
I didn't notice that. I like little

1935
02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:41.920
ship like that, like creepy little
stuff like in Antter movie. Yes,

1936
02:12:41.960 --> 02:12:46.119
but yeah, if I didn't,
if you didn't remind me about that documentary,

1937
02:12:46.159 --> 02:12:48.600
if I didn't watch these video I've
been like, the fun was that?

1938
02:12:48.640 --> 02:12:54.239
Who cares? That's my point.
You need to watch fucking five other

1939
02:12:54.319 --> 02:12:58.079
things to figure out what's going on
in this So Kim, people in that

1940
02:12:58.119 --> 02:13:01.479
freaking town are so rude. Yeah, the dudes are being assholes to Kim.

1941
02:13:03.039 --> 02:13:05.319
She's mean to the girl at the
front desk, hits her with her

1942
02:13:05.359 --> 02:13:09.039
shopping Yeah, what are filling the
shopping cart with? Because I didn't get

1943
02:13:09.079 --> 02:13:11.199
that was that like yogurt. I
don't know what the hell was in the

1944
02:13:11.199 --> 02:13:16.640
shopping car. It was the Book
of Shadows. Apparently we don't lack your

1945
02:13:16.720 --> 02:13:20.159
cand around here. Get out of
here, you, I do like you've

1946
02:13:20.199 --> 02:13:26.119
got person. So Kim argues with
the girl filing her nails and something.

1947
02:13:26.239 --> 02:13:28.880
No, no, she just she
just fights with her. She just argues,

1948
02:13:28.239 --> 02:13:31.680
that's right. Yeah, sorry.
I do like when she walks out,

1949
02:13:31.800 --> 02:13:35.800
like the guarding tools are just covered
in blood. That's kind of cool.

1950
02:13:35.880 --> 02:13:39.039
That's like a cool visual. She
gets attacked by those asshole dudes,

1951
02:13:39.439 --> 02:13:43.840
and then she almost runs over the
kids that rust In par killed. They

1952
02:13:43.880 --> 02:13:46.720
just show up for like a split
second and cause an accident. Again,

1953
02:13:46.119 --> 02:13:50.439
more lore that you need to get
from the documentary or else. You don't

1954
02:13:50.439 --> 02:13:52.479
know what the hell's going on.
It's like, where are these kids?

1955
02:13:52.640 --> 02:13:58.520
Yeah? Everything, Now you're a
blair witch nerd. Sure, but don't

1956
02:13:58.520 --> 02:14:03.359
act like you're not a nerd.
You got the fuck it's a I don't

1957
02:14:03.399 --> 02:14:07.760
feel so horrible anymore. She's got
a stick band tattoo on her back.

1958
02:14:07.800 --> 02:14:18.760
I figure one, so blair witch
nerd. Okay. Jeff turns around and

1959
02:14:18.800 --> 02:14:22.399
he's a guy in an electric chair
was he? What was that about?

1960
02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:26.960
Was that rustin par Like, who
did he turn into? There? Unless

1961
02:14:26.960 --> 02:14:30.600
they electrocuted rust and for his murder. Yeah, but when Russell Park killed

1962
02:14:30.600 --> 02:14:31.840
those kids, there was no electric
chair. Oh yeah, I guess that

1963
02:14:31.880 --> 02:14:37.760
makes it. Who is the electric
chair guy Shocker from West Graven Shocker?

1964
02:14:39.840 --> 02:14:45.119
It was Brian James from the Horror
Show travel into TV. So he traveled

1965
02:14:45.119 --> 02:14:48.960
into the movie for a second,
I'll be back. So yeah, he

1966
02:14:48.000 --> 02:14:54.359
turns into a guy electric chair that
he's like coffee coffee. He's so weird.

1967
02:14:54.479 --> 02:15:01.319
I hate caffee because she's like his
servant. Go get me coffee.

1968
02:15:01.399 --> 02:15:03.439
Now, well, he's a cult
leader. That's what he brought all these

1969
02:15:03.439 --> 02:15:09.239
people to his house because he's brainwashing
them coffee. There's some green tea.

1970
02:15:11.079 --> 02:15:16.840
It didn't work. It didn't work, thank you. So the next day

1971
02:15:18.119 --> 02:15:22.600
the van is totaled, like like
a dinosaur crushed the van. I think,

1972
02:15:22.640 --> 02:15:24.279
like the way the van is totaled
for being parked. I'm like,

1973
02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:28.920
all right, a fucking t rex
just wandering in and stopped on it.

1974
02:15:28.399 --> 02:15:33.239
That's the only thing that makes sense. A t rex was also a witch.

1975
02:15:33.279 --> 02:15:35.479
It had a little hat and a
room, just put it. I'll

1976
02:15:35.520 --> 02:15:37.800
just put a pin in that because
I wanted to come back to that later.

1977
02:15:39.039 --> 02:15:41.119
Okay. Uh, they're like our
van who's totaled? And then they

1978
02:15:41.159 --> 02:15:46.920
all have runes carved into them.
But in the future when they're being interrogated,

1979
02:15:48.079 --> 02:15:52.640
the runes are gone. Kim's like, what the hell is going on?

1980
02:15:52.760 --> 02:15:58.640
They also find out that Erica is
missing and she lied about her parents

1981
02:15:58.680 --> 02:16:01.159
because they call her parents and the
like, we don't have a kid,

1982
02:16:01.760 --> 02:16:03.359
and they're like, I know you
don't have a son named Jerry. They're

1983
02:16:03.399 --> 02:16:05.960
like, we know you disowned her
for being a witch, Like, no,

1984
02:16:07.079 --> 02:16:09.600
we literally never had a kid.
But do you think that was part

1985
02:16:09.600 --> 02:16:16.640
of the hallucinations? Who's to say? Who were they all on LSD like

1986
02:16:16.720 --> 02:16:20.680
from the beginning and they were just
taken. Dab suggests that they're all suffering

1987
02:16:22.000 --> 02:16:24.199
from group hsterias. Yes, there's
a French word for it, and I

1988
02:16:24.239 --> 02:16:28.239
always forget it. I forgot the
name and I didn't. I try not

1989
02:16:28.279 --> 02:16:31.640
to remember any French word because I
don't care. Maybe there's an Italian word

1990
02:16:31.640 --> 02:16:37.319
for it. The words Italian and
Sicilian words matter. What's the I don't

1991
02:16:37.360 --> 02:16:41.680
know, right, did I get
that right, okay, so yeah,

1992
02:16:41.680 --> 02:16:46.079
I love the sheriff calls. He's
like, put on that god dandy fight

1993
02:16:46.840 --> 02:16:50.520
dar tut. It's like, I
don't think the sheriff knew what people Maryland

1994
02:16:50.520 --> 02:16:54.040
sound like. He's the worst too, because like he's the big cartoon character

1995
02:16:54.079 --> 02:16:56.760
of this so any semblance of seriousness, as soon as he walks in,

1996
02:16:56.840 --> 02:17:01.719
he's a god what. I love
it. I love that they turned the

1997
02:17:01.760 --> 02:17:05.280
TV on and the sheriff's just behind
the reporter being like, what the fuck

1998
02:17:05.319 --> 02:17:09.319
did you do? And at no
point this is the reporter go like,

1999
02:17:09.760 --> 02:17:13.120
pauls, I think we have new
information, Sheriff, do you want to

2000
02:17:13.159 --> 02:17:18.040
say that louder goddamn would so.
Yeah. Apparently they found the other tourists

2001
02:17:18.159 --> 02:17:22.799
all murdered and shrung up at Coffin
Rock. Yeah. But I love when

2002
02:17:22.799 --> 02:17:24.600
they turn on the TV though.
It's like, as soon as they turn

2003
02:17:24.639 --> 02:17:33.559
it's like breaking Tony was in the
shape of a piano. Grialies were laid

2004
02:17:33.559 --> 02:17:37.680
out in the shape of a ground. Yeah. He didn't tell them at

2005
02:17:37.719 --> 02:17:43.000
channel. There's only one channel turned
on the TV, and it's just like

2006
02:17:43.120 --> 02:17:46.360
it's like cartoon network and they're like, oh yeah, I love I love

2007
02:17:46.399 --> 02:17:52.280
Flintstone Sheriff like, no, Channel
four, you fucking more, we found

2008
02:17:52.319 --> 02:18:00.000
your body. Sh So they're all
suspicious of each other, and Jeff really

2009
02:18:00.120 --> 02:18:01.959
thinks that Erica is the witch because
he saw a video of Herbie. I'm

2010
02:18:01.959 --> 02:18:07.040
like, oh, Persephone, I
bo that's not even a thing that's relative

2011
02:18:07.120 --> 02:18:13.479
to like Persephone's I forget where she
lays in mythology, but like in terms

2012
02:18:13.479 --> 02:18:18.879
of wick and stuff, it has
nothing to do with a witch hurting anybody

2013
02:18:18.000 --> 02:18:24.559
or like killing anyone. Yeah,
it's stupid. He's bringing he's like bringing

2014
02:18:24.559 --> 02:18:26.520
out the stereotypes. He's like,
Okay, well you're into this wicked ke

2015
02:18:26.680 --> 02:18:31.239
hitting the microphone. Johannah, curse
that. Johannah, curse that microphone.

2016
02:18:31.479 --> 02:18:35.280
She hits it all the time.
Lloyd Coffin came in, he hit it.

2017
02:18:35.840 --> 02:18:39.319
Everyone just hits that when I'm there, but when I'm here for some

2018
02:18:39.399 --> 02:18:45.520
reason anyway. Yeah, it's just
the stereotypes. Yeah, so they're all

2019
02:18:45.559 --> 02:18:48.159
suspicious and it's the thing they're doing. Yeah, the thing. Why I

2020
02:18:48.239 --> 02:18:52.000
love the thing. We should watch
the thing. We should Why do we

2021
02:18:52.040 --> 02:18:54.639
watch that other? The thing?
I don't know what you're talking about,

2022
02:18:54.639 --> 02:18:58.000
and that was really bad. Why
are we doing it this late in this

2023
02:18:58.159 --> 02:19:01.840
in the movie though, who who
had done it? Yeah, this should

2024
02:19:01.840 --> 02:19:05.280
have been done a little bit earlier. We were all blacked down somebody by

2025
02:19:05.319 --> 02:19:09.760
the way. If they had cut
out the flashing to murder and the interrogation

2026
02:19:09.879 --> 02:19:13.760
stuff and put the interrogation were supposed
to be, this would have come earlier.

2027
02:19:13.959 --> 02:19:16.920
Ye would have been more entertaining.
Well, sure, but they didn't

2028
02:19:16.959 --> 02:19:22.000
do that. Again, not the
director's fault, studio, which one of

2029
02:19:22.040 --> 02:19:26.000
you killed these seven people? Of
you? Sorry, which one do you

2030
02:19:26.079 --> 02:19:28.600
killed the seven people? Like?
Well, if I had to guess,

2031
02:19:28.600 --> 02:19:33.639
I think multiple people killed the seven
people, it was definitely that woman that

2032
02:19:33.719 --> 02:19:35.159
was dancing naked, because she's a
witch. Yeah, but none of these

2033
02:19:35.159 --> 02:19:39.000
people look like they're John fucking Wick. I don't think they're all gonna be

2034
02:19:39.040 --> 02:19:41.280
taking them out at once. They
get the stuff to cut them up,

2035
02:19:43.600 --> 02:19:48.879
ninja. So so naked Erica tricks
Steven into walking on the bridge and it

2036
02:19:48.959 --> 02:19:54.159
collapses, tricks him. Yeah,
she's like, come on to the bridge

2037
02:19:54.479 --> 02:19:56.639
or whatever, uh or whatever.
He almost dies. I like that.

2038
02:19:56.719 --> 02:20:03.559
Trystan comes out and she's like huh
all right, He's like what the fuck?

2039
02:20:03.719 --> 02:20:07.959
Oh, let me see here,
Tristan thinks she's having dreams that belonged

2040
02:20:09.000 --> 02:20:15.280
to the Blair Witch, and she's
like, I like this. She's like

2041
02:20:15.360 --> 02:20:18.079
blah blah blah blah blah, and
then she runs around the bed blah blah

2042
02:20:18.079 --> 02:20:20.360
blah blah. And then she runs
around the bed and apparently the the shelves

2043
02:20:20.399 --> 02:20:22.719
in the background they make like a
pentagram, I think, and then they

2044
02:20:22.799 --> 02:20:26.719
change at some point. Does she
have psychometry? How does she? When?

2045
02:20:26.719 --> 02:20:30.520
Do you like? That's the only
reason she's there is to do this

2046
02:20:30.520 --> 02:20:31.879
whole stupid thing where she's like,
I'm in touch with the blair Witch because

2047
02:20:31.879 --> 02:20:35.159
I had that dream that my baby
died just like the blair Witch did.

2048
02:20:35.200 --> 02:20:39.760
Would she drown that kid? Yep? Yeah, that's why I didn't go

2049
02:20:39.799 --> 02:20:46.239
home because I need to be here. Yeah. Crazy one gotten the girl

2050
02:20:46.239 --> 02:20:50.879
who had hypothermia in a miscarriage yesterday
to come here. Maybe she should still

2051
02:20:50.920 --> 02:20:54.040
be in the hospital. Yeah,
it's almost like she has like, uh,

2052
02:20:54.079 --> 02:20:56.920
she's sick or something, yeah,
or can't think straight. It's almost

2053
02:20:56.959 --> 02:21:00.559
as if you shouldn't have taken her
to the Scary Fact three to look at

2054
02:21:00.719 --> 02:21:03.520
Fairy Tate. She might be on
meds. We don't know here, just

2055
02:21:03.559 --> 02:21:09.079
have some more acids. We slepched
some mushrooms into your fucking stew or whatever.

2056
02:21:09.920 --> 02:21:13.000
And then it turns out that Jeff
has files on all the people there,

2057
02:21:13.120 --> 02:21:16.559
or they found files in Jeff's thing. Yeah, He's like, those

2058
02:21:16.559 --> 02:21:22.000
aren't mine. He's there. Yeah, it's like, how did he get

2059
02:21:22.040 --> 02:21:24.120
files? Jac said the same thing
about the bodies under his house, those

2060
02:21:24.159 --> 02:21:30.719
aren't mine. Like, I actually
getting back to my friends who drew the

2061
02:21:30.719 --> 02:21:35.520
creep up. I was listening to
their Creepiest Pennsylvanian episode and Legit, one

2062
02:21:35.559 --> 02:21:37.600
of the guys that Buffalo Bill was
based off, he like murdered a bunch

2063
02:21:37.639 --> 02:21:41.360
of girls and they found the body
parts, and apparently his defense was,

2064
02:21:41.399 --> 02:21:46.719
oh, they were there when I
moved in, lasted jeffyer Man. I

2065
02:21:46.719 --> 02:21:48.239
don't know how they got there.
Why do these girls chain up in your

2066
02:21:48.280 --> 02:21:50.040
basement? Why do you have body
parts of your freeze? Like, oh,

2067
02:21:50.040 --> 02:21:54.600
they were just there. Those files
of those people were just in Jeff's

2068
02:21:54.799 --> 02:21:58.559
thing that he bought for a dollar, his warehouse. They were just there.

2069
02:21:58.600 --> 02:22:01.479
Wait, wait, but those files
are because they're in the police station,

2070
02:22:01.639 --> 02:22:05.479
the interrogation thing. They're like,
what is all this? So that's

2071
02:22:05.520 --> 02:22:07.559
the thing where it's like, okay, so was jeff the the the the

2072
02:22:07.559 --> 02:22:11.879
the sort of mastermind behind this is
he's the Is he the bad guy that

2073
02:22:13.079 --> 02:22:16.840
recruited all these people and like called
them up or like made them come out.

2074
02:22:16.120 --> 02:22:22.360
Do you know what orchestrated this whole
thing? It's unclear. It's unclear.

2075
02:22:22.719 --> 02:22:26.719
Mind blowing. Yeah, no,
the sheriff says. The sheriff says

2076
02:22:26.719 --> 02:22:35.559
he's outside, and he screamed,
open neck, done door. Jeffrey,

2077
02:22:35.799 --> 02:22:39.040
is this after still a live We
got to put him in something. He

2078
02:22:39.040 --> 02:22:41.840
would be great though, Just say
the same character. Right if we go

2079
02:22:41.879 --> 02:22:45.799
to Birkettsville, I'm dressing up like
the sheriff. Oh my god, yes,

2080
02:22:46.559 --> 02:22:50.360
let's make this happen for an excuse
to get a cowboy. I'm gonna

2081
02:22:50.360 --> 02:22:54.120
address up like the sheriff. I'm
gonna dress up like him, like the

2082
02:22:54.159 --> 02:22:58.239
sheriff, and you could be the
I'll be the witch man. Yeah,

2083
02:22:58.600 --> 02:23:00.920
I'll be the witch. We've got
to mention it. I don't know if

2084
02:23:00.920 --> 02:23:03.399
we did mention it. So the
scene in the first player witch this is

2085
02:23:03.440 --> 02:23:05.280
like a thing that I read when
Heather goes, what the fuck is that

2086
02:23:05.879 --> 02:23:11.040
they apparently had a guy covered in
like white gauze and like the effect would

2087
02:23:11.040 --> 02:23:11.959
have like glown, there would have
been a figure, and then they just

2088
02:23:13.000 --> 02:23:15.760
didn't film it. While they were
running. Oh, they were like,

2089
02:23:16.079 --> 02:23:18.440
fuck it, I think it's I
think it's better like that. Yeah.

2090
02:23:18.479 --> 02:23:22.200
Absolutely, Sometimes it's better when you
don't see that you don't see it.

2091
02:23:22.680 --> 02:23:26.879
You do see it in that twenty
sixteen one spoilers who wouldn't want to see

2092
02:23:26.879 --> 02:23:30.840
this, We're gonna watch the twenty
six Well, the twenty sixteen one.

2093
02:23:31.000 --> 02:23:35.799
Fucking I never tried to look for
it. And then a thumbnail came up

2094
02:23:35.360 --> 02:23:39.120
and it's for a clip from the
movie, and they're like, you see

2095
02:23:39.120 --> 02:23:41.159
the witch scene? Then it's in
the thumbnail. I'm like, oh,

2096
02:23:41.239 --> 02:23:43.680
yeah, but it's not. It's
like, could you not put it in

2097
02:23:43.719 --> 02:23:48.879
the thumb It's not as egregious as
you think it is. It's like,

2098
02:23:48.719 --> 02:23:52.399
you see it a couple times,
but it's very very, very very quick.

2099
02:23:52.440 --> 02:23:54.879
By the way, at the time
of this recording, I have not

2100
02:23:54.079 --> 02:23:58.959
seen the new Batman movie either.
In the comments section of an unrelated video,

2101
02:24:00.840 --> 02:24:03.680
I was like reading the comments and
then someone's I'm like, what is

2102
02:24:03.680 --> 02:24:05.879
this guy saying about Batman? And
I think it's the entire plot to the

2103
02:24:05.879 --> 02:24:07.879
new Batman movie. And I read
it all and I went, huh.

2104
02:24:09.319 --> 02:24:13.040
I'm like, I guess I'll find
out if that's real. Why would you

2105
02:24:13.120 --> 02:24:16.360
read it though I didn't realize what
it was yourself? I don't want to.

2106
02:24:16.719 --> 02:24:20.040
And I was just like, I
think I did like a more vious

2107
02:24:20.079 --> 02:24:24.159
trailer reaction, and they were like, here's something about Batman and then I

2108
02:24:24.200 --> 02:24:26.000
read it and I'm like, oh, oh, that's the I'm like,

2109
02:24:26.040 --> 02:24:30.200
I think that's the plot with the
twist to the new movie. I didn't

2110
02:24:30.200 --> 02:24:33.440
read the comments on that one,
and again that would get some people mad.

2111
02:24:33.879 --> 02:24:39.680
But you son of a bitch,
kudos you got me anywhey, guys,

2112
02:24:39.719 --> 02:24:43.920
I'm not like I got three Batman
movies. I really liked. Everything

2113
02:24:43.920 --> 02:24:50.079
else is optional. I'm like it, I don't know. It's not going

2114
02:24:50.159 --> 02:24:52.280
to be as good as Dark Knight
Rises. We all know this. All

2115
02:24:52.319 --> 02:24:56.360
I want to know is is and
by the time this comes out, we

2116
02:24:56.399 --> 02:25:00.239
have already reviewed it. I just
want to know, is Catwoman Falconi's daughter

2117
02:25:00.399 --> 02:25:03.040
like she is in some of the
comics, because I want Catwoman to be

2118
02:25:03.120 --> 02:25:07.799
canon Italian. Huh, Catwoman's Italian? And some of the comics, you

2119
02:25:07.840 --> 02:25:13.639
find out that she's Falcone's daughter.
Falcony was a Batman Begins, and then

2120
02:25:13.680 --> 02:25:16.079
in Hathaway was Catwoman. I thought
they were connected, and then they never

2121
02:25:16.120 --> 02:25:24.559
do. Okay, it's because there
is like a really good comic where it's

2122
02:25:24.600 --> 02:25:28.200
called Catwoman. When in Rome and
she goes to Roma, she goes to

2123
02:25:28.280 --> 02:25:33.280
Roma with the Riddler because she saved
for a fucking getaway. Yes, when

2124
02:25:33.280 --> 02:25:37.159
you read Batman's Dark Victory, she
disappears for a bit, and this book

2125
02:25:37.200 --> 02:25:39.879
is what she's doing there. They
want they want to see. The whole

2126
02:25:39.879 --> 02:25:43.040
thing is she is like his secret
daughter and she could technically have all of

2127
02:25:43.079 --> 02:25:46.159
his fortune, but she can't prove
it. That's the whole thing. But

2128
02:25:46.159 --> 02:25:52.040
anyway, what I've never read that
it's specific to year one long Halloween and

2129
02:25:52.120 --> 02:25:54.520
Dark Victory. It's in that thing. Oh okay, But anyway, that

2130
02:25:54.600 --> 02:25:58.319
was the only spoiler I wanted and
that wasn't spoiled. So we'll find out

2131
02:25:58.479 --> 02:26:03.120
if Catwoman's Italian. Anne Hathaway should
have been Italian. You love an I'm

2132
02:26:03.159 --> 02:26:07.680
going to murder you look like an
Italian Catwoman right now. Actually, a

2133
02:26:07.719 --> 02:26:13.559
Catwoman is like my spirit animal.
Oh so specifically the Michelle Fivor and Halle

2134
02:26:13.639 --> 02:26:18.600
Berry one because they were literally spirit
as. Anyway, anyway, back to

2135
02:26:18.600 --> 02:26:22.520
Blair Witch. Sorry got derailed with
Batman. There, It's okay, it

2136
02:26:22.600 --> 02:26:26.079
happened. It was. It was
part of a larger stopping asshole in the

2137
02:26:26.079 --> 02:26:31.600
comments. Don't secretly put in the
plot synopsis for people are going to stop

2138
02:26:31.600 --> 02:26:35.159
being assholes. But please stop spoiling
movies to spoil the bad ones. I

2139
02:26:35.159 --> 02:26:43.440
mean we're spoiling this one. Yes, the sheriff is out there and he's

2140
02:26:43.479 --> 02:26:46.840
like, get the fuck out here. No one turns. He stopped there.

2141
02:26:46.280 --> 02:26:52.079
There's actual dogs now. But then
they find Erica just dead in a

2142
02:26:52.120 --> 02:26:58.399
closet and they all blame Steve because
he was the last one who saw her.

2143
02:26:58.520 --> 02:27:01.360
Steve, you murdered her and propped
up and she's standing perfectly sill despite

2144
02:27:01.360 --> 02:27:07.360
the fact that she's dead. I
guess Ricka Mortis works really well well.

2145
02:27:07.440 --> 02:27:11.040
I got the impression that she was
like under a spell or something. No,

2146
02:27:11.159 --> 02:27:13.840
she did definitely not light as a
feather, but definitely stiff as a

2147
02:27:13.840 --> 02:27:16.920
board. Sorry, I knew I
could get something in there. You go

2148
02:27:18.159 --> 02:27:22.840
the Craft? Yes? Will that
be the next all female Hacked the Movies

2149
02:27:22.879 --> 02:27:24.840
episode the Craft. That's actually that
would be a good one. I'd be

2150
02:27:24.879 --> 02:27:28.319
in for that. I mean to
watch it, wait to just invite yourself

2151
02:27:28.399 --> 02:27:31.639
to thee That's what it sounded.
That's what it sounded like. And I

2152
02:27:31.639 --> 02:27:33.360
was like, no, that's not
what I meant. I watch it.

2153
02:27:33.719 --> 02:27:37.600
How Darren Man invade the all female
Hacked the Movies episodes? I mean,

2154
02:27:37.600 --> 02:27:39.920
me and your brother did it for
ghosts. But they're gonna skeet Olerich me

2155
02:27:41.040 --> 02:27:46.600
man. So Tristan tells them that
they need to play things backwards, and

2156
02:27:46.639 --> 02:27:52.559
then she speaks backwards. So then
they're like, all right, our tapes,

2157
02:27:52.719 --> 02:28:03.639
we're gonna play it backwards, like
eight yes, So they play it

2158
02:28:03.719 --> 02:28:09.520
backwards and the tape plate. Now
if it's if they're like, all if

2159
02:28:09.520 --> 02:28:13.280
this is all in their head,
how does that physically affect the tape?

2160
02:28:13.280 --> 02:28:16.799
Like is the witch real? Anyway? So the tape takes and they find

2161
02:28:16.840 --> 02:28:20.879
out that they were all drunk,
horny assholes. They had a fucking rager,

2162
02:28:20.959 --> 02:28:24.559
fucked each other. Yeah, Kim's
like making out with what's her face?

2163
02:28:24.760 --> 02:28:28.840
Erica? Erica is like naked on
top of a tombstone, dancing badly

2164
02:28:28.920 --> 02:28:35.000
dancing badly. Yeah, skull on
her cross like that's the that's literally the

2165
02:28:35.079 --> 02:28:41.520
dance. And then in the tape
they show that Tristan is like basically the

2166
02:28:41.559 --> 02:28:48.159
witch, like everyone's bowing to her, she's giving people weapons, like she's

2167
02:28:48.200 --> 02:28:52.719
the one in charge of it,
I guess, but yeah, they they

2168
02:28:52.760 --> 02:28:56.360
basically turn on her. They're like, you're the witch and she's like,

2169
02:28:56.440 --> 02:29:00.040
no, I'm not. But then
she starts acting like a witch, like

2170
02:29:00.079 --> 02:29:05.239
you all fucking suck. I hate
all of you. I'm gonna hang myself.

2171
02:29:05.399 --> 02:29:11.040
Bet you won't push me off,
Like like what the fuck? I

2172
02:29:11.120 --> 02:29:13.920
wanted to hang myself by the time
we got to this part, because it's

2173
02:29:13.639 --> 02:29:18.399
it's just like, okay, that's
a cool concept. Yeah, fine,

2174
02:29:18.399 --> 02:29:24.479
you got so fucking blasted that you
thought this woman was like your queen or

2175
02:29:24.520 --> 02:29:26.920
savior or witch or whatever, your
cult leader. And then you and then

2176
02:29:26.959 --> 02:29:30.040
you, I mean, can we
talk about it a little bit? Yeah

2177
02:29:30.120 --> 02:29:33.239
yeah, and then you like,
course these people to go kill these people,

2178
02:29:33.319 --> 02:29:37.040
yes, and film it. Yes? Right. I forgot where I

2179
02:29:37.040 --> 02:29:39.879
was going with that. Oh oh, because it would have been better in

2180
02:29:39.920 --> 02:29:43.520
a different movie, because by the
time we get to it, we're like,

2181
02:29:43.600 --> 02:29:46.159
okay, so there is no witch
stuff. It's just these it's just

2182
02:29:46.520 --> 02:29:52.959
everybody's stone. But like fucking seem
fucking knocks her off the balcony and just

2183
02:29:52.000 --> 02:29:58.920
hangs her. Had enough of that, see ye. So yeah, they

2184
02:29:58.920 --> 02:30:03.760
all get arrested, and the cops
put all the tapes together. Uh,

2185
02:30:03.799 --> 02:30:07.040
And I love how Steve's like,
it'll show you on the tape what happened.

2186
02:30:07.239 --> 02:30:11.680
But apparently the tape that they were
watching when they were all his hysteric

2187
02:30:11.879 --> 02:30:13.399
wasn't real. So the cops like, put the tape at It's just them

2188
02:30:13.440 --> 02:30:18.920
being assholes. So apparently Kim murdered
the girl in the store. She stabbed

2189
02:30:18.920 --> 02:30:22.440
her with a nail file. That's
why when she finds it later bloody,

2190
02:30:22.479 --> 02:30:26.239
she's like, what's that all about? Uh? They all murdered the tourists.

2191
02:30:26.440 --> 02:30:30.399
They all took turns murdering them.
I think the Chinese guy gets like

2192
02:30:30.399 --> 02:30:33.760
an axe to the face or something, and you stabbed and then uh,

2193
02:30:33.079 --> 02:30:39.200
Jeff murdered Erica, and he made
sure to be naked oring this. They

2194
02:30:39.239 --> 02:30:41.440
were doing a ritual Tony. It's
wicking, I guess so. But when

2195
02:30:41.440 --> 02:30:46.879
he's propping her in the closet,
is that part of the ritual trying to

2196
02:30:46.959 --> 02:30:50.399
hide the body, but you can't
hide the stink. Uh. Yeah,

2197
02:30:50.440 --> 02:30:54.079
and Tristan was innocent in all of
it. When they played the tape,

2198
02:30:54.200 --> 02:31:03.879
just like stop it. What are
you doing? God fucking witch. That

2199
02:31:03.959 --> 02:31:07.159
last one is like harrowing, which
was leave me alone and like you're the

2200
02:31:07.200 --> 02:31:15.520
wiaby what's Uh? None of them
can believe it's happening. And then the

2201
02:31:15.600 --> 02:31:20.159
movie just ends off. Get out
of the actually go back because I was

2202
02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:22.879
a wait, that didn't just end
like that, Like what does that mean?

2203
02:31:22.159 --> 02:31:26.280
It just ends? Now imagine being
in the theater watching this and then

2204
02:31:26.319 --> 02:31:31.559
you can't rewind. You're just like, uh so not a very good movie.

2205
02:31:31.799 --> 02:31:35.399
I mean, Trishia loves it.
It's not a very good movie is

2206
02:31:35.440 --> 02:31:41.360
a very strong word. So apparently
apparently there was an ama with the director.

2207
02:31:41.479 --> 02:31:46.159
Uh. And he did say that
he did construct like a director's cut.

2208
02:31:46.280 --> 02:31:52.600
There is him or someone fan they
constructed a director's cut, okay,

2209
02:31:52.000 --> 02:31:54.840
but like it's not like an official
one because it was made from pre existing

2210
02:31:54.879 --> 02:31:58.719
footage and so it's just a recut
film of this film. There is what

2211
02:31:58.840 --> 02:32:03.719
I yeather he did reach out to
the studio to like do like an official

2212
02:32:03.760 --> 02:32:07.440
one, and they were like nah, but that's probably because they were worried

2213
02:32:07.479 --> 02:32:09.520
more about the reboot and they just
didn't want to dwell on the second movie.

2214
02:32:09.760 --> 02:32:13.079
So it's a shame I would like
to see because look, yeah,

2215
02:32:13.440 --> 02:32:18.879
I don't think it's a very good
movie, but I think it's made worse

2216
02:32:18.000 --> 02:32:22.559
by the way it's edited in all
the stupid shit that they had. Definitely

2217
02:32:22.639 --> 02:32:26.280
have the potential to make it.
There's something there. I still don't think

2218
02:32:26.319 --> 02:32:28.760
it's gonna be great, but there
is a better movie in there, and

2219
02:32:28.799 --> 02:32:31.920
I feel bad. I said the
same thing about Dune, where it's like,

2220
02:32:33.040 --> 02:32:35.360
wow, you know, David Lynchy
really tried to make a good movie

2221
02:32:35.559 --> 02:32:37.520
and they chopped it all up,
and then people have this perception it's like

2222
02:32:37.520 --> 02:32:41.719
a movie shit. It's like,
well, we didn't see the right version.

2223
02:32:41.840 --> 02:32:45.200
No, right, I mean I
would even go to the extent of

2224
02:32:45.239 --> 02:32:48.879
saying even the text chance on Next
Generation, like there are crucial bits and

2225
02:32:48.879 --> 02:32:52.639
the way that the movie's arranged is
why it makes it not a pleasurable watching

2226
02:32:52.719 --> 02:32:56.120
viewing experience. And this probably it'll
make it more coherent. I don't know

2227
02:32:56.159 --> 02:32:58.159
if it'll make it a better movie, but it'll make it more coherent,

2228
02:32:58.680 --> 02:33:03.159
but I think being a little bit
more coherent, just seeing it linearly would

2229
02:33:03.200 --> 02:33:07.319
make more sense because the interrogation throws
me so up because I thought the interrogation

2230
02:33:07.479 --> 02:33:13.159
was happening after the miscarriage, but
then it wasn't, and I was confused.

2231
02:33:13.200 --> 02:33:15.760
I'm like, wait, when does
this? It was just all over

2232
02:33:15.799 --> 02:33:18.760
the place. And I think that
if they added in like the actual like

2233
02:33:18.079 --> 02:33:22.000
like, what's it called the footage? Yeah, the found footage stuff.

2234
02:33:22.079 --> 02:33:26.319
Yeah, I think that would make
the film a lot better. They should

2235
02:33:26.360 --> 02:33:28.079
have done that a little bit,
but if they wanted, they could still

2236
02:33:28.079 --> 02:33:30.840
be a regular movie. But if
they cut to like the first person stuff

2237
02:33:30.879 --> 02:33:33.719
a little bit more, it might
have been a little bit easier to take

2238
02:33:33.760 --> 02:33:37.399
in. It would have been more
chaotic if they did it with just the

2239
02:33:37.440 --> 02:33:39.479
found footage, I think that would
have been a better movie, like straight

2240
02:33:39.520 --> 02:33:41.920
up, even if you wanted to
do the same story, you know what

2241
02:33:41.000 --> 02:33:43.680
I mean, and then later somebody
cobbling it together because I think the movie

2242
02:33:43.719 --> 02:33:48.120
opens with like, this is a
reenactment of events that, yeah, that's

2243
02:33:48.159 --> 02:33:50.879
the thing. I forgot to mention
that. So, so we're watching a

2244
02:33:52.079 --> 02:33:56.559
dramatization of something that happened in this
universe where the blair Witch is real,

2245
02:33:56.639 --> 02:34:00.639
but not the first player. It's
so many fucking metal layers my brain.

2246
02:34:01.239 --> 02:34:05.000
I will give them credit for trying
to do something different, like no one

2247
02:34:05.040 --> 02:34:09.399
would have expected this is how they
would have done the sea. Sure,

2248
02:34:09.520 --> 02:34:13.159
meta movie, Like I said,
meta movies existed before, but no one

2249
02:34:13.239 --> 02:34:16.159
expected that, nor did anybody really
want it. But I'm like, all

2250
02:34:16.239 --> 02:34:20.559
right, at least they at least
they went in with I mean, they

2251
02:34:20.600 --> 02:34:22.799
went in with bad intentions. They
should have just waited until the original filmmakers

2252
02:34:22.840 --> 02:34:26.000
came up with an idea. Sure, but at least they didn't go in

2253
02:34:26.120 --> 02:34:28.479
with like, all right, more
people are going to be in the woods

2254
02:34:28.479 --> 02:34:31.600
with cameras, Like that's the lazy
way to do that. No, but

2255
02:34:31.719 --> 02:34:33.959
not even the lazy way, that's
the smart way to do it. That's

2256
02:34:35.079 --> 02:34:37.079
I let's make the money way to
do it. And that's why that blew

2257
02:34:37.159 --> 02:34:39.639
my mind when they were like,
let's not do that again, which in

2258
02:34:39.719 --> 02:34:43.799
Hollywood they would have immediately done it
again. Yes in my mind, no,

2259
02:34:43.360 --> 02:34:46.520
yes, And well wait, I
want to go back to the van,

2260
02:34:46.799 --> 02:34:48.680
said oh yeah, what did you
have to say about the van?

2261
02:34:48.719 --> 02:34:52.079
Because the van well, yeah,
the big yeah, the big Oh,

2262
02:34:52.159 --> 02:34:54.639
that's right, it is intact.
But I was going to say, the

2263
02:34:54.680 --> 02:34:56.719
big reveal is that it was these
people that did all this stuff. So

2264
02:34:56.760 --> 02:35:00.559
whether it was a hallucination or not, these are all things that they did

2265
02:35:00.639 --> 02:35:03.639
with their own hands, whether that's
the ripping up of the papers or the

2266
02:35:03.719 --> 02:35:09.159
dismembering of these people and demolishing of
the van. But I guess I'm wrong

2267
02:35:09.360 --> 02:35:11.520
if the van comes back, Yeah, the van is intactica. It's not

2268
02:35:11.719 --> 02:35:15.760
crushed by a t rex. But
there's also no dogs and no tree and

2269
02:35:15.840 --> 02:35:18.559
all that bullshit. Yeah, yeah, the tree is like the weird thing

2270
02:35:18.680 --> 02:35:22.200
to me. I don't know,
but yeah. My one note here is

2271
02:35:22.760 --> 02:35:26.639
what the fuck is the Book of
Shadow? That's why was that at it?

2272
02:35:26.120 --> 02:35:28.760
What the fuck is the Book of
boa Fed? I don't know.

2273
02:35:28.680 --> 02:35:33.520
It's right, there's no book show. That episode did not do very well.

2274
02:35:33.920 --> 02:35:37.959
However, it did not very well, did very well. Book of

2275
02:35:39.040 --> 02:35:43.319
Shadows did not do very well.
But the clips we put up on TikTok

2276
02:35:43.399 --> 02:35:46.440
did very fair. I'm gunning for
you. I'm getting a lot of TikTok

2277
02:35:46.760 --> 02:35:54.959
plays recently. Yeah, I'm gonna
be talking about Italian so MoMA me pasta

2278
02:35:58.040 --> 02:36:07.040
bella. So, yes, the
tape ends with the game. I got

2279
02:36:07.079 --> 02:36:11.000
the rules for the game here.
He don't watch this movie. H Within

2280
02:36:11.120 --> 02:36:16.600
this film are mysterious and haunting images
not easily seen by the naked eye.

2281
02:36:16.319 --> 02:36:22.959
To reveal the secret of s or
ever, must one watch the special feature

2282
02:36:22.000 --> 02:36:26.000
at the end of the film for
detailed instructions. Two, when the special

2283
02:36:26.079 --> 02:36:31.040
feature ends while your VCR is still
playing, hit the rewind button and watch

2284
02:36:31.159 --> 02:36:37.000
as clues are revealed. Three go
back to the movie and find the hidden

2285
02:36:37.079 --> 02:36:45.239
images if you dare. I don't
asterix not rate it. And yes it's

2286
02:36:45.280 --> 02:36:50.239
not rated. The special feature,
yeah, the special features so and if

2287
02:36:50.280 --> 02:36:52.319
you want to see what that game
is, just watch good Batflix. He

2288
02:36:52.399 --> 02:36:56.440
did it. Yeah, really took
the wind out of my sales there.

2289
02:36:56.440 --> 02:37:01.079
And I love Cecil Cecil, I
love you really he makes good videos.

2290
02:37:01.079 --> 02:37:03.440
He works very hard on those videos. Tony, he does. He's awesome.

2291
02:37:03.559 --> 02:37:07.280
It's awesome, and he apparently really
likes us. Well good, that's

2292
02:37:07.360 --> 02:37:11.520
nice. And then the last thing
on this tape that plays is a commercial

2293
02:37:11.600 --> 02:37:16.120
for the made for TV Dune by
Artisan Entertainment. And it finally came in

2294
02:37:16.319 --> 02:37:20.879
Joe I finally got the made for
TV worm energy we did. I mean,

2295
02:37:20.959 --> 02:37:24.520
this is this is an intense Oh
it's missing the god damn booklet.

2296
02:37:26.600 --> 02:37:28.879
Is that where they have Oh no, you told me in the vhsd's that

2297
02:37:28.959 --> 02:37:33.879
they had the original movie. No, no, no, I know we

2298
02:37:33.959 --> 02:37:37.639
got disc one and this two,
this three, I guess only three disc

2299
02:37:37.760 --> 02:37:45.719
and oh no, your boy Carlos
and I think we say the episode's not

2300
02:37:45.840 --> 02:37:48.639
out at the time of this recording. It's out now at the time you're

2301
02:37:48.639 --> 02:37:52.200
watching it. But I picked this
as the best Dune because the emperor of

2302
02:37:52.239 --> 02:37:56.639
the known universe was an Italian man. Anyway, they're all facts. Oh

2303
02:37:56.680 --> 02:37:58.559
by the way, just psro we're
here. Can we do a Jella movie?

2304
02:38:05.000 --> 02:38:11.120
We did an opera on Patreon.
You're not doing that? Weis do

2305
02:38:11.280 --> 02:38:13.840
like maybe what can we do?
We could do like Bird with the Crystal

2306
02:38:13.879 --> 02:38:18.879
plumage or the fifth Chord is a
good one. Deep Deep Bread would be

2307
02:38:18.920 --> 02:38:30.000
Amazingspiria. You don't like Suspirio.
I do like Suspiria. I really like

2308
02:38:30.079 --> 02:38:33.440
the remakes. I still haven't seen
that it's a good remake. I mean,

2309
02:38:33.520 --> 02:38:35.600
mcken it's your show. You do
whatever the hell you want anyway.

2310
02:38:35.639 --> 02:38:39.680
That is it from us, Thank
you for watching. Do you like the

2311
02:38:39.760 --> 02:38:43.399
blair Witch Project? You like a
book of Shadows? Blair Witch two?

2312
02:38:43.760 --> 02:38:48.399
What do you think of this one? The only acceptable answer hang that up

2313
02:38:48.440 --> 02:38:54.079
in your part. The only acceptable
answer for two is no. Yeah.

2314
02:38:54.440 --> 02:38:58.399
I do wish at some point they
do a proper director's cut. It would

2315
02:38:58.399 --> 02:39:01.760
be nice to see this reconstructive properly, just to see what it would see

2316
02:39:01.760 --> 02:39:05.760
if it is better. Yeah,
definitely watch to twenty sixteen. Both here.

2317
02:39:05.280 --> 02:39:09.000
Well, you're literally the only person
who hype that up. It's good.

2318
02:39:09.120 --> 02:39:11.920
I'm not hyping it up. I'm
just saying it's good. You're like,

2319
02:39:11.000 --> 02:39:15.360
it's the best movie ever. It
should have got the oscar. This

2320
02:39:15.559 --> 02:39:18.360
fun, We've come, this fun. It's It's a great sequel. If

2321
02:39:18.360 --> 02:39:20.600
you're going to do a sequel to
the original, it's a good sequel.

2322
02:39:20.680 --> 02:39:22.200
Yeah. Check out the game.
I've been replaying the game, not the

2323
02:39:22.319 --> 02:39:26.399
VR version, but I will be
buying after I move. We will have

2324
02:39:26.479 --> 02:39:31.000
a VR night. Yeah, so
check out that game. Let us know

2325
02:39:31.079 --> 02:39:33.399
about the original games. I want
to see if I can like hunt those

2326
02:39:33.440 --> 02:39:35.360
down anywhere, if they even fucking
play. Were they on a website.

2327
02:39:35.399 --> 02:39:37.600
Did they have a website we can
play it? Or there was like a

2328
02:39:39.200 --> 02:39:43.079
like a game on their website,
but they made like three PC games built

2329
02:39:43.120 --> 02:39:46.040
around the player, which they're probably
awful. They probably don't play right,

2330
02:39:46.000 --> 02:39:50.879
but it'd be fun to see.
And uh, yeah, that is it

2331
02:39:50.040 --> 02:39:54.120
from us. Make sure to like, share, and subscribe. Download this

2332
02:39:54.360 --> 02:40:00.959
on your podcast app of choice.
Follow Trisha on TikTok at Italy and Instagram

2333
02:40:01.000 --> 02:40:03.280
as well. And if you want
to hear other people talk about this,

2334
02:40:03.479 --> 02:40:09.399
including Joe again, follow movie Dumpster. If you just can't get enough Blair

2335
02:40:09.440 --> 02:40:11.879
Witch two Book of Shadows, head
over to movie Dumpster podcast dot com and

2336
02:40:11.920 --> 02:40:16.319
subscribe Movie Dumpster. They're doing video
now and I'm there. Yeah, we're

2337
02:40:16.360 --> 02:40:20.440
on us. Text chainsaw for one. You sure were, Yes, Maybe

2338
02:40:20.479 --> 02:40:24.440
you can talk about Giallo on there. Maybe they'll show you good Italian movie.

2339
02:40:24.479 --> 02:40:26.639
Oh I would love to because you're
like, I want to do Italian

2340
02:40:26.719 --> 02:40:31.319
horror films Tony, I'm like,
yeah, cruel Jaws, let's go do

2341
02:40:31.479 --> 02:40:33.920
some Faulty. I can't believe you
haven't done Faulty yet. Man, I

2342
02:40:33.959 --> 02:40:41.760
can believe it. He did Zombie
right. Yeah, yeah, I'm not

2343
02:40:41.840 --> 02:40:43.360
gonna do zombie. No you should. You know how many times I got

2344
02:40:43.399 --> 02:40:46.719
sent the I stabbing gift. I'm
not gonna do zombie all right? That

2345
02:40:46.959 --> 02:40:50.639
is it from us. If you
happen to be in the woods, let

2346
02:40:50.760 --> 02:40:54.040
us know what porn you fine.
Goodbye. Hi everyone, Tony from Hack

2347
02:40:54.120 --> 02:40:58.239
the Movies here and it's time to
finally talk about the twenty sixteen blair Witch

2348
02:40:58.399 --> 02:41:05.280
movie and figure out if it's a
d since sequel on today's episode. Hello,

2349
02:41:05.479 --> 02:41:07.520
Cecil from Good Bad Flicks. How
are you hello, Tony from Heck

2350
02:41:07.600 --> 02:41:11.639
the Movies. I'm will that's good. Get a little closer to that Mike.

2351
02:41:11.680 --> 02:41:13.159
Well that Mike, a little closer. There you go. You think

2352
02:41:13.159 --> 02:41:18.319
I know how to do this?
Just needs better equipment. Yes, I'm

2353
02:41:18.360 --> 02:41:20.799
excited, big fan of your channel. I'm glad to have you here.

2354
02:41:22.040 --> 02:41:24.639
Thank you. I'm glad we lived
around each other. I'm like, oh

2355
02:41:24.680 --> 02:41:26.040
shit, are you realizing? Yeah? I would have had you on a

2356
02:41:26.079 --> 02:41:30.399
million years ago. I was like, you didn't like me? No,

2357
02:41:30.719 --> 02:41:33.280
No, you actually helped out a
lot with the blair Witch two review that

2358
02:41:33.360 --> 02:41:37.639
we did. Your video helped you
gave us a lot of good background information

2359
02:41:37.239 --> 02:41:41.040
we were going to play thees Er
ever game. And then I saw that

2360
02:41:41.120 --> 02:41:43.239
you did it in your video and
I was like, well, beat me

2361
02:41:43.319 --> 02:41:46.479
to the punch? Did it already? I beat you to the punch?

2362
02:41:46.600 --> 02:41:48.760
Like six years six? And then
I was like, well, I mean

2363
02:41:48.840 --> 02:41:52.319
how many views that I got again? And I looked at him like,

2364
02:41:52.360 --> 02:41:54.479
ah, yeah, I'm not even
gonna attep but yeah, so you guys

2365
02:41:54.520 --> 02:41:58.879
are probably wondering, Tony, don't
you usually do these reviews with Trisha the

2366
02:42:00.159 --> 02:42:03.280
biggest Blair Witch fan in the world. You know, she's got that stick

2367
02:42:03.360 --> 02:42:05.120
man tattoo on her back and everything. She's real into it. She's real

2368
02:42:05.200 --> 02:42:09.520
into it. Unfortunately, Tricia was
in Italy recently. She went to the

2369
02:42:11.239 --> 02:42:15.040
woods of Italy, probably in the
Dolomite Mountains or something, and she was

2370
02:42:15.120 --> 02:42:20.680
looking for the famous Italian witch lapafauna. See h she went she went missing.

2371
02:42:20.840 --> 02:42:22.879
That's actually where I'm going after this. Yes, Frank going to find

2372
02:42:22.920 --> 02:42:26.559
her in the woods in the hills
of Italy. Yeah. So I had

2373
02:42:26.840 --> 02:42:30.840
brother Frank, come on, he's
gonna go looking for her. But we

2374
02:42:31.000 --> 02:42:33.000
realized that is the plot of today's
movie. So I was like, hey,

2375
02:42:33.079 --> 02:42:37.159
Frank, before you go looking for
your missing sister in the woods,

2376
02:42:37.399 --> 02:42:39.760
let's talk about this movie about looking
for people's missing sisters in the woods,

2377
02:42:39.799 --> 02:42:43.360
because just in case, I had
to watch the film, Just in case

2378
02:42:43.360 --> 02:42:46.520
you don't a lot from this film. Her adventure brought up any clues or

2379
02:42:46.520 --> 02:42:48.760
anything that a commute that I can
use to go find her. I also

2380
02:42:48.840 --> 02:42:52.040
found a videotape that's from the future, I think, to help me figure

2381
02:42:52.120 --> 02:42:56.920
out. It might also be my
best friend. I'm not sure we're gonna

2382
02:42:56.920 --> 02:42:58.079
get to the bottom of this.
We'll figure that out. But yes,

2383
02:42:58.319 --> 02:43:01.799
the twenty six team blair Witch.
I did not see this when it came

2384
02:43:01.840 --> 02:43:05.840
out. You just saw this recently, right. I think I saw when

2385
02:43:05.879 --> 02:43:09.959
it first came out. It's just
to you know. I put it on

2386
02:43:09.120 --> 02:43:11.879
last week and I was like,
I think I saw this. I don't

2387
02:43:11.959 --> 02:43:13.239
know, but yes, you saw
this, right. I saw this in

2388
02:43:13.280 --> 02:43:16.799
the theater and I was very excited
going in and I was very upset coming

2389
02:43:16.840 --> 02:43:20.479
out. Yeah, so a little
backstory on this. This is directed by

2390
02:43:20.559 --> 02:43:24.360
Adam Winguard. He apparently maybe you
know more about this. He apparently crossed

2391
02:43:24.440 --> 02:43:28.799
paths with the original Blairwitch guys while
promoting VHS two or did they shoot something

2392
02:43:28.840 --> 02:43:35.639
for VHS two they I believe that
one of them or both did something for

2393
02:43:35.760 --> 02:43:37.319
VHS two, but okay, I'm
not entirely positive. So at some point

2394
02:43:37.399 --> 02:43:41.440
they at some point they crossed pass
and those guys have been trying to reboot

2395
02:43:41.680 --> 02:43:45.120
Blairwitch for a while. At that
point, I think they were talking as

2396
02:43:45.120 --> 02:43:48.719
far back as twenty eleven doing the
sequel. There they developed this in secret,

2397
02:43:50.559 --> 02:43:54.559
did you know, Like like I
actually accidentally found out about it.

2398
02:43:54.639 --> 02:44:01.000
Okay, the Blairwitch two video that
I did caught the tension of a producer

2399
02:44:01.079 --> 02:44:07.200
who worked with the Blairwitch guys,
and so what he did was he was

2400
02:44:07.280 --> 02:44:15.479
trying to like get interest in the
series again, and so he took Blairwitch

2401
02:44:15.559 --> 02:44:16.600
two because he had seen the director's
cut and was like, you know what,

2402
02:44:16.680 --> 02:44:22.719
this is a much better movie.
Took a Delion's Gate because originally Artisan

2403
02:44:22.079 --> 02:44:24.959
owned the blair Witch but they sold
a de lions Gate. So he was

2404
02:44:26.000 --> 02:44:28.639
like, let me present this to
the new owners and see if they're interested

2405
02:44:28.639 --> 02:44:31.959
in releasing this on Blu Ray or
something. And he took it to them,

2406
02:44:33.000 --> 02:44:33.760
had a big meeting, and I
was talking to him about it,

2407
02:44:33.959 --> 02:44:39.079
and essentially what ended up happening was
they turned it down because they were already

2408
02:44:39.200 --> 02:44:46.719
working on the Blairwich reboot in secret, and they thought that bringing up Book

2409
02:44:46.760 --> 02:44:52.799
of Shadows again would kind of like
confused people, which it's I don't think

2410
02:44:52.879 --> 02:44:56.959
that, but they wanted to.
Basically, they were doing the whole late

2411
02:44:56.040 --> 02:45:01.200
sequel thing. Well here's blair Witch
one, blair Witch two never happened,

2412
02:45:01.479 --> 02:45:03.840
and now blair can't do because Blairwich
two is in its own universe, so

2413
02:45:03.920 --> 02:45:09.799
it actually makes sense you can do
that. Yeah, this is following the

2414
02:45:09.840 --> 02:45:13.280
trend of other secret follow ups like
ten Cloverfield Lane, which was not a

2415
02:45:13.399 --> 02:45:18.520
Cloverfield movie. They made it in
posts much like Cloverfield Paradox. One of

2416
02:45:18.559 --> 02:45:22.399
those movies is better than the Owner. Yeah, they enjoyed them. Yeah,

2417
02:45:24.079 --> 02:45:28.639
I think ten Cloverfield was really good. Cloverfield's really good. Cloverfield Paradix

2418
02:45:28.000 --> 02:45:33.760
Paradox. I know why they did
the Super Bowl publicity stunt because that movie

2419
02:45:33.959 --> 02:45:39.399
was not very good. Apparently the
Nazi zombie movie Overlord. I think that

2420
02:45:39.639 --> 02:45:43.600
was going to be like a Cloverfield
movie. And then when the Cloverfield Paradox

2421
02:45:43.680 --> 02:45:48.520
got like ship like reviews, they're
like, they're cut out the Cloverfield stuff.

2422
02:45:48.200 --> 02:45:52.319
It made sense because Overlord was awesome, like by itself. Yeah I

2423
02:45:52.399 --> 02:45:56.680
heard it was I didn't see it
was awesome. It's like Wolf and Stein.

2424
02:45:56.079 --> 02:46:01.840
Okay, yeah, so I it
was called like the Woods. They

2425
02:46:01.879 --> 02:46:03.639
were promoting us under the Woods,
and I think one of the early posters

2426
02:46:03.719 --> 02:46:07.520
there was like a hidden stickman,
like you had to draw and be like,

2427
02:46:07.559 --> 02:46:11.280
oh, the Stickman's there. I
turned this on the other day.

2428
02:46:11.159 --> 02:46:16.520
I have seen some of these actors
and other things, like the one main

2429
02:46:16.600 --> 02:46:20.840
girl is in Alien Covenant. She
was in that awful like shower scene that

2430
02:46:20.879 --> 02:46:24.399
seems way too shlocky to be in
an alien movie. And she was also

2431
02:46:24.440 --> 02:46:28.239
in that movie The Endless, which
was pretty good. Oh, The Endless

2432
02:46:28.319 --> 02:46:30.719
was awesome. Yeah, The Endless
was awesome. But I didn't recognize anyone

2433
02:46:30.760 --> 02:46:35.600
else except for Valerie Curry from The
Tick. She's the she's one of the

2434
02:46:35.639 --> 02:46:39.799
Stoner the Stoner cup Oh she's okay, Yeah, she's a dottie in the

2435
02:46:39.040 --> 02:46:43.280
Tick. And famously, I will
not watch The Boys until they bring back

2436
02:46:43.319 --> 02:46:46.840
the Tick. I'm so mad they
canceled the Tick and then green light The

2437
02:46:46.920 --> 02:46:50.799
Boys. I want if she's also
going to be in the Boys now anyway,

2438
02:46:50.360 --> 02:46:52.000
So that was me the other day. I'm like, I don't know

2439
02:46:52.040 --> 02:46:56.200
who any of these people are,
which is probably good. I mean it

2440
02:46:56.319 --> 02:47:00.239
makes for the better experience. Yeah, yeah, documentary documentary wise. Yeah,

2441
02:47:00.239 --> 02:47:03.040
but I remember this came out and
not a lot of people talked about

2442
02:47:03.079 --> 02:47:05.879
I think the game got more attention, which was coming out around the same

2443
02:47:05.920 --> 02:47:07.840
time, which I have played and
was really good. I want to replay

2444
02:47:07.840 --> 02:47:11.959
it again because I know there's multiple
endings. But yeah, I guess let's

2445
02:47:11.000 --> 02:47:16.079
just get into this movie and we'll
figure out did this succeed as a decent

2446
02:47:16.239 --> 02:47:20.760
sequel or not. I have a
lot to say here. Okay, get

2447
02:47:20.799 --> 02:47:22.719
only meat. So the movie takes
place in twenty fourteen, and they say

2448
02:47:22.799 --> 02:47:28.200
they found DV tapes in twenty fourteen. I was just like, and this

2449
02:47:28.319 --> 02:47:31.120
is before the movie called it out, But as a watching in real time,

2450
02:47:31.159 --> 02:47:33.840
I'm like, Okay, people were
still using DV, but DV was

2451
02:47:33.879 --> 02:47:37.959
getting pretty phased out by that point, like memory cards were taking over at

2452
02:47:39.000 --> 02:47:43.079
that point. So I'm like,
Okay, to be fair, I used

2453
02:47:43.079 --> 02:47:48.760
to work at a pretty big university
in Philadelphia. We up until I got

2454
02:47:50.159 --> 02:47:54.559
summarily laid off from there. Ok
they were still using DV. Okay,

2455
02:47:54.799 --> 02:48:00.600
they weren't using like they were just
die hard about it. For whatever reason.

2456
02:48:00.680 --> 02:48:01.959
I get the benefits of it.
I understand, like there are some

2457
02:48:03.120 --> 02:48:07.280
benefits, like there's more like a
memory car could be accidentally a race or

2458
02:48:07.319 --> 02:48:11.879
whatnot. There's more security there.
But I was just like just already just

2459
02:48:11.959 --> 02:48:13.920
had him like from the years,
and yeah, I guess add an older

2460
02:48:15.000 --> 02:48:16.959
camera. But I was like okay. But at that point I didn't realize.

2461
02:48:16.959 --> 02:48:20.840
I was like, okay, cause
the documentary was assembled from DV tape.

2462
02:48:20.879 --> 02:48:24.920
They justified the DV tape later.
Let me see here. Uh yeah,

2463
02:48:24.959 --> 02:48:28.040
So it starts off with a young
guy watching a spooky video on YouTube

2464
02:48:28.760 --> 02:48:33.120
and he thinks he sees his sister, Heather Donaghue, who I've learned has

2465
02:48:33.239 --> 02:48:39.520
changed her name to ray Hants in
real life. I know she's uh she

2466
02:48:39.680 --> 02:48:46.239
grows her own week. Oh.
Famously we mentioned in the first go back

2467
02:48:46.280 --> 02:48:50.280
and watch the first blair Witch episode
we did. We famously mentioned that,

2468
02:48:50.000 --> 02:48:54.799
and then I made a very obvious
joke about how she should send us some

2469
02:48:56.000 --> 02:49:01.680
stuff, and YouTube was like,
no, I don't like well, so

2470
02:49:01.719 --> 02:49:03.959
I had to cut it out of
the episode. Last myth like something you

2471
02:49:05.000 --> 02:49:05.959
should tell us, you know,
before we get into things like this.

2472
02:49:07.239 --> 02:49:11.360
Yeah, yeah, so don't send
us anything. I don't want anything.

2473
02:49:11.399 --> 02:49:13.200
And what stuff I was referring to, I don't know it could be anything,

2474
02:49:13.360 --> 02:49:18.600
right, tried a lovely letter.
Yeah, some stick figures. Literally,

2475
02:49:18.639 --> 02:49:22.879
I had to re edit the episode
like an hour before premiere. Oh

2476
02:49:24.120 --> 02:49:26.239
YouTube. But yeah, she's now
Ray Hanson. She's not in this movie.

2477
02:49:26.319 --> 02:49:28.479
I don't know who that one from
the fame from the first one.

2478
02:49:28.600 --> 02:49:31.159
I guess from from like from being
in the first one. And then yeah,

2479
02:49:31.239 --> 02:49:39.200
she's like regretted using her real name. Yeah, she like I don't

2480
02:49:39.239 --> 02:49:43.559
know, I mean she she kind
of tried, like out of everybody,

2481
02:49:43.680 --> 02:49:46.440
she was probably the most successful as
far as becoming an actress. I know

2482
02:49:48.280 --> 02:49:52.319
Josh uh is working as like a
cameraman, I believe, and but she,

2483
02:49:52.840 --> 02:49:58.360
you know, she did that.
She did a couple of like uh

2484
02:49:58.159 --> 02:50:03.040
the like tea movies and stuff after
that, but never really like took off.

2485
02:50:03.280 --> 02:50:05.120
Yeah yeah, I never really super
took off. But now she's got

2486
02:50:05.159 --> 02:50:07.719
her own thing going. Good for
her than good for her. They're gonna

2487
02:50:07.719 --> 02:50:11.000
do a documentary on this guy James, who is Heather's brother, and he

2488
02:50:11.200 --> 02:50:15.879
was four when she went missing.
Poor, that's an important detail for something

2489
02:50:15.879 --> 02:50:18.799
I'm going to complain about later.
Yep. And he's like, that might

2490
02:50:18.879 --> 02:50:22.360
be my missing sister. We gotta
go and check it out. Twenty years

2491
02:50:22.399 --> 02:50:28.360
later. Twenty years later, looks
it looks exactly like muddy picture in the

2492
02:50:28.440 --> 02:50:30.120
thing. Yeah, He's like,
I didn't see her first. Then I

2493
02:50:30.200 --> 02:50:31.920
freeze framed it. It's just some
lady. And I'm like, I guess

2494
02:50:31.959 --> 02:50:35.840
that's your sister that's covering up,
you know, the aging on it.

2495
02:50:35.040 --> 02:50:39.479
Yes, and his not girlfriend.
But kind of it's kind of like the

2496
02:50:39.520 --> 02:50:43.159
first movie. We were like,
it's implied she dated the one guy.

2497
02:50:43.040 --> 02:50:48.360
Yeah, uh, don't do voiceover
with a shotgun, Mike, don't do

2498
02:50:48.520 --> 02:50:54.200
that. Take one, two,
three, don't do that. She's holding

2499
02:50:54.239 --> 02:50:56.799
a big ass shaka mike and doing
voiceover. I'm like, what are you

2500
02:50:56.879 --> 02:50:58.600
doing? I mean, I did
it in college, but even then it

2501
02:50:58.680 --> 02:51:01.319
was like a last minute resort,
like you want a mic like this,

2502
02:51:01.520 --> 02:51:05.159
that's meant for this. I think
that was like a scene that they added

2503
02:51:05.200 --> 02:51:09.559
in once they were done, just
to like add a little bit voiceover.

2504
02:51:09.760 --> 02:51:11.760
I literally came out of nowhere that
shot. Yeah. I was like maybe

2505
02:51:11.840 --> 02:51:15.600
that was like a pickup afterwards.
Yeah, she's sitting there on the bed

2506
02:51:15.840 --> 02:51:20.600
trying to use her sexy voice.
Yeah, so this bothered me. The

2507
02:51:20.760 --> 02:51:26.840
ear cameras, which I think are
a cop out thing because Adam wing Guard

2508
02:51:26.879 --> 02:51:31.799
did VHS, but VHS was never
Some segments were more faithful to the whole

2509
02:51:31.159 --> 02:51:35.840
camera thing, and some were,
like it was the rules of it being

2510
02:51:35.920 --> 02:51:39.399
found. Footage were kind of loose
in the VHS movies, and I think

2511
02:51:39.479 --> 02:51:43.000
he wanted more camera angles and options
and didn't want to have like someone like

2512
02:51:43.079 --> 02:51:46.399
this the whole time, so he
came up with the ear camera thing.

2513
02:51:46.799 --> 02:51:52.000
My problem is I was doing a
lot of hitting camera stuff around that time.

2514
02:51:52.159 --> 02:51:54.600
I worked for a big prank guy
on YouTube and his prank friends,

2515
02:51:56.440 --> 02:52:00.079
and I had to use like classes
cameras, and even the HD ones that

2516
02:52:00.159 --> 02:52:03.399
were coming out at the time did
not look anywhere near this fucking good.

2517
02:52:03.520 --> 02:52:09.280
These look so good. I'm like, no, no fucking way. Maybe

2518
02:52:09.399 --> 02:52:11.719
so, and like with a lens
that big, like fuck you, there's

2519
02:52:11.760 --> 02:52:16.680
maybe so mad they're shooting like thirty
thousand red footage, you know. Yeah,

2520
02:52:16.200 --> 02:52:22.520
the footage is like so crystal clear. And by the way, she's

2521
02:52:22.559 --> 02:52:24.879
planning on doing a documentary, and
she decides, you know what, we

2522
02:52:24.920 --> 02:52:30.840
should all be recording in this loud
ass club with no microphones. Somehow we're

2523
02:52:30.879 --> 02:52:33.239
being picked up perfect great yeah for
a club, great light. And I'm

2524
02:52:33.280 --> 02:52:37.200
sitting there, I'm like, woman, you're gonna have to like license the

2525
02:52:37.360 --> 02:52:41.319
music that's playing in the background.
You're gonna have to You didn't get releases

2526
02:52:41.360 --> 02:52:43.280
for anyone on that dance floor.
You didn't tell the club you were filming

2527
02:52:43.360 --> 02:52:46.120
there, Like, this is a
fucking nightmare. Maybe she hired a bunch

2528
02:52:46.120 --> 02:52:50.440
of extras. So so right away, I'm already angry because the first movie

2529
02:52:50.559 --> 02:52:54.120
is such a good like it feels
like a documentary, it feels real,

2530
02:52:54.559 --> 02:52:58.600
and this one, I'm just out
of it at this point. It's already

2531
02:52:58.680 --> 02:53:01.079
lost me. I don't know if
that you the same. It's kind of

2532
02:53:01.120 --> 02:53:03.239
a I mean I got more of
you know, kind of a mix from

2533
02:53:03.280 --> 02:53:05.799
the first two, if you you
know, just to see the way the

2534
02:53:05.840 --> 02:53:07.799
second one was shot without the found
footage, Yeah, look to where it's

2535
02:53:07.879 --> 02:53:11.120
clean, but you know you still
got the camera cuts and you know,

2536
02:53:11.239 --> 02:53:15.520
camera moving all over the place to
where most people that are watching this film

2537
02:53:15.559 --> 02:53:18.840
are and looking at it like,
oh, those ear cameras would never you

2538
02:53:18.920 --> 02:53:20.200
know, show something like that.
I guess people just want to go in

2539
02:53:20.280 --> 02:53:24.319
for the scare. But while back, I shot a review with the movie

2540
02:53:24.399 --> 02:53:26.760
dumpster guys for Halloween Resurrection and say
what you will about that movie, but

2541
02:53:26.840 --> 02:53:31.200
they're like little head cameras do seem
pretty accurate because any shit quality. I'm

2542
02:53:31.239 --> 02:53:35.120
like, good job, Buster rhymes, Yeah, Buster rhymes. He was

2543
02:53:35.159 --> 02:53:39.399
the hero of that franchise. Look, I mean we're filming this before Halloween

2544
02:53:39.479 --> 02:53:43.079
Ends comes out. I assume they're
bringing him back as a different character finally,

2545
02:53:43.159 --> 02:53:45.680
and Michael Meyer. I think that's
the obvious way to go. He

2546
02:53:45.840 --> 02:53:48.200
lived, right, Yeah, he
did live in that movie. He'll come

2547
02:53:48.239 --> 02:53:50.920
back as Michael Myers. Yeah,
Halloween Resurrection was saved because, like I

2548
02:53:50.959 --> 02:53:54.680
think he originally died and they were
like, no, we're reshooting the ending.

2549
02:53:54.760 --> 02:53:56.559
He is gonna kick Michael Myers on
electrocute as ballsack. I'm like,

2550
02:53:56.600 --> 02:54:01.520
that's that is one of the best
change endings in the world. Say Happy

2551
02:54:01.559 --> 02:54:05.079
Halloween with a father. I was
at the TV one, Yeah, the

2552
02:54:05.159 --> 02:54:13.520
TV one. I was Happy Halloween, mister Falcon. Yes, So everyone's

2553
02:54:13.559 --> 02:54:16.879
having fun. They're drinking and they're
testing out their gear. This this part

2554
02:54:18.000 --> 02:54:20.799
was relatable because I actually shot a
I never released them, but I shot

2555
02:54:20.840 --> 02:54:24.239
a documentary in college and my friend
trying to run across Pennsylvania, and there

2556
02:54:24.239 --> 02:54:26.600
were a couple of nights where we
were in hotel rooms getting drunk and just

2557
02:54:26.680 --> 02:54:30.159
filming bullshit. So like, Okay, you lost me in the club scene,

2558
02:54:30.159 --> 02:54:31.559
but you kind of won me back
a little bit. Well, what

2559
02:54:31.879 --> 02:54:37.520
what bothered me was that this was
a thing where they took this footage.

2560
02:54:39.159 --> 02:54:43.680
Somebody had found the footage and reconstructed
it. Why would that person put in

2561
02:54:45.360 --> 02:54:48.879
all of this nonsense? Like why
would they edit in all you know,

2562
02:54:48.959 --> 02:54:54.239
the club and it's completely unnecessary except
for plot and for this is you know,

2563
02:54:54.360 --> 02:54:58.000
the only reason is because movie.
I mean you can say that about

2564
02:54:58.000 --> 02:55:00.639
the original and like why do they
feel the need to and flu the guy

2565
02:55:00.760 --> 02:55:05.760
showing off his disturbing chest hair.
I want to see a movie and maybe

2566
02:55:05.799 --> 02:55:07.719
this is already exist. I want
to see a movie of the guy who

2567
02:55:07.799 --> 02:55:13.120
gets the found footage and has to
edit it together, like like the hours

2568
02:55:13.159 --> 02:55:18.760
and hours that yeah, that's the
best that they had. The police are

2569
02:55:18.840 --> 02:55:20.280
like why are you including this?
And they're like, oh yeah, it

2570
02:55:20.360 --> 02:55:24.520
really serves the narrative. We're like, motherfucker, we're doing the investigation,

2571
02:55:24.280 --> 02:55:28.280
like the crime. I don't care
about the food they had that morning.

2572
02:55:28.399 --> 02:55:31.120
It's just to show how dumb these
kids are. They were not drinking the

2573
02:55:31.200 --> 02:55:33.719
night before before they went into these
you know, haunted woods. But they

2574
02:55:33.120 --> 02:55:37.879
then none of them have any wood
skills whatsoever. Yeah, you know,

2575
02:55:37.000 --> 02:55:41.600
dude can't even build a tent.
He's a paramedic. The one guy's a

2576
02:55:41.639 --> 02:55:46.479
paramedic. Paramedic wraps up, wraps
up the girl's foot and then it's like,

2577
02:55:46.520 --> 02:55:50.159
all right, you're good, Oh
yeah, thing, yeah, walk

2578
02:55:50.239 --> 02:55:54.639
on it so itself. So they
go to the people who uploaded the DV

2579
02:55:54.799 --> 02:56:00.440
footage to Birkettsville locals or outside of
Birkettsville, and it's Valerie, Curious Talia

2580
02:56:00.959 --> 02:56:05.200
and her friend Lane or boyfriend Lane. Uh. They have a Confederate flag

2581
02:56:05.319 --> 02:56:09.079
hanging out in their house. I've
spent some time in Maryland. Those do

2582
02:56:09.239 --> 02:56:13.840
exist. You'll find them there,
but they don't like I think they put

2583
02:56:13.879 --> 02:56:16.719
this in there to get the one
character to hate them, right, yeah,

2584
02:56:16.879 --> 02:56:18.559
but for the rest of the movie, and I have it later.

2585
02:56:18.680 --> 02:56:22.559
I now it's like they're not really
doing anything directly to be mean to him,

2586
02:56:22.639 --> 02:56:26.319
and he is on the defense,
and he to the point where like

2587
02:56:26.399 --> 02:56:30.520
he's become the asshole. And it's
like, all right, dude, Like

2588
02:56:30.799 --> 02:56:33.879
if they were saying like snide things
to him or throwing little jabs and if

2589
02:56:33.879 --> 02:56:37.559
I can understand him, for the
first ten minute, they're literally laughing in

2590
02:56:37.680 --> 02:56:39.399
his face. Yeah, the first
ten minutes. But then they see that

2591
02:56:39.879 --> 02:56:43.600
because he saw the flags, like
these are my enemies and I have to

2592
02:56:43.680 --> 02:56:45.879
kill them, all right, buddy, Well let's look just wait for them

2593
02:56:45.879 --> 02:56:48.120
to do a little bit more.
Let's put it's put out there so that

2594
02:56:48.280 --> 02:56:50.959
the second that you look at Lane, even Talia, but not so much.

2595
02:56:50.000 --> 02:56:52.040
I mean, you you want to
hate this guy, and you know,

2596
02:56:52.200 --> 02:56:56.040
with with Peter's reaction to him,
and then he wants to come into

2597
02:56:56.040 --> 02:56:58.319
the woods with him, and you
know, right off the bat, it's

2598
02:56:58.360 --> 02:57:01.120
like, well, you're you're you
shouldn't like his character. Lane. Maybe

2599
02:57:01.159 --> 02:57:03.840
they're just really big historians. You
don't know. I got a beef with

2600
02:57:05.000 --> 02:57:07.959
Lane, man it Yeah Lane,
Lane does turn into an asshole, but

2601
02:57:09.000 --> 02:57:11.600
he's not really one yet. But
yeah, so they decide they need to

2602
02:57:11.799 --> 02:57:16.200
join with them. They're like,
we got a film too. I got

2603
02:57:16.280 --> 02:57:20.079
my old DV camera. We're gonna
go out there and record as they get

2604
02:57:20.120 --> 02:57:24.719
to the woods. They mentioned the
Rusting par stuff, which, of course,

2605
02:57:24.760 --> 02:57:28.040
if you remember rust and Parr,
the it was actually we mentioned the

2606
02:57:28.079 --> 02:57:30.479
first video. I think like the
behind the scenes thing they put on Sci

2607
02:57:30.559 --> 02:57:35.239
Fi Channel was kind of more interesting
than the actual movie it was. It

2608
02:57:35.399 --> 02:57:41.280
was good lord, supplementary supplemental material. But I remember watching that being like

2609
02:57:41.360 --> 02:57:43.040
that is like really cool because it
felt like a real dog of Linz that

2610
02:57:43.159 --> 02:57:48.159
they went just for the first Blair
witch was absolutely I didn't know all that.

2611
02:57:48.479 --> 02:57:52.120
Yeah, I mean a ton into
it. Yeah. And of course

2612
02:57:52.200 --> 02:57:54.680
according to the player which two,
that is a real thing that happened,

2613
02:57:54.239 --> 02:58:00.159
and Rusting Parr is in Blair for
him to show up in this song are

2614
02:58:00.239 --> 02:58:03.799
finished now. It was waiting for
him to show up in this They also

2615
02:58:03.840 --> 02:58:07.319
messaging Coffin Rock. I don't think
they never go to Coffin Rock. Do

2616
02:58:07.399 --> 02:58:11.840
They don't go to Coffin Rock,
But they mentioned you know, Ellie Headward.

2617
02:58:11.159 --> 02:58:15.680
They do all like the they throw
in all the buzzwords for yeah,

2618
02:58:16.040 --> 02:58:20.000
for like the hardcore fans and everyone
out there. Right. Also when they're

2619
02:58:20.040 --> 02:58:22.760
walking down that pith, just to
begin with, right, do you see

2620
02:58:22.799 --> 02:58:26.200
the back of Lane And you could
see on his backpack right away that he's

2621
02:58:26.239 --> 02:58:28.239
got I don't know if it's snake
eyes or tiger eyes, but on the

2622
02:58:28.280 --> 02:58:31.079
top he's got snake eyes and then
at the bottom he's got like a devil

2623
02:58:31.159 --> 02:58:35.040
horn or like a Baffo met character. So, including with the flag in

2624
02:58:35.079 --> 02:58:39.879
the beginning, there's just subtle signs
through this film. They just point towards

2625
02:58:39.920 --> 02:58:43.760
you know how much you should just
dislike. Also, when they are first

2626
02:58:43.840 --> 02:58:48.399
pulling up in the trucks right and
they go to park, the music that

2627
02:58:48.520 --> 02:58:56.520
Lane's listening to, they're just a
woh, just reminds me of what the

2628
02:58:56.680 --> 02:59:01.159
Witch not to jump ahead, but
reminds me of you know, the sounds

2629
02:59:01.200 --> 02:59:03.719
that the Witch makes later on in
the film, or right from the first

2630
02:59:03.760 --> 02:59:07.360
one to where maybe you know this
guy isn't all together on where his brain's

2631
02:59:07.360 --> 02:59:11.840
at. Yeah, yeah, he's
he's a character for sure. Oh I

2632
02:59:11.920 --> 02:59:16.760
said, beef with him, but
yeah, and then this is when Peter

2633
02:59:16.959 --> 02:59:18.920
is being like real obnoxious towards him. It's like to wait for him to

2634
02:59:18.959 --> 02:59:22.879
be an asshole first please. I
was like, dude, just just chill.

2635
02:59:22.159 --> 02:59:26.440
Peter is unbearable, Like he is
insufferable in this movie. I'm just

2636
02:59:26.520 --> 02:59:30.639
like, dude, you gotta like
fucking relax, Like why are you even

2637
02:59:30.719 --> 02:59:33.799
here? I did way back in
twenty sixteen, I did a review for

2638
02:59:33.879 --> 02:59:37.360
this and I was talking about that. I was like, he is just

2639
02:59:37.520 --> 02:59:39.760
insufferable. Yeah, And I had
people in the comments are like, didn't

2640
02:59:39.760 --> 02:59:43.559
you see there was a Confederate flag? And I'm like, well, okay,

2641
02:59:43.719 --> 02:59:48.600
but does that give him open license
to just be a complete asshole?

2642
02:59:48.639 --> 02:59:50.959
Yeah, you gotta wait till,
like, I mean, sure he could

2643
02:59:50.959 --> 02:59:54.120
be suspicious not have to like him, and like the level of how much

2644
02:59:54.159 --> 02:59:58.799
of an asshole he's being, Like
that needs to be a reaction to something

2645
02:59:58.799 --> 03:00:01.239
that they did. They haven't done
anything yet, right. It also shows

2646
03:00:01.239 --> 03:00:05.920
that he has no patience, like
everything from the from the tent to the

2647
03:00:05.120 --> 03:00:09.319
I mean, the flag is you
know, it's understandable, but everything else,

2648
03:00:09.360 --> 03:00:11.840
you know, he's got no patience, very short with everything. So

2649
03:00:11.920 --> 03:00:13.719
those two don't really seem like they're
employeed. So that that could just be

2650
03:00:13.879 --> 03:00:18.040
like a parent if there's flag that's
hanging out there, that was just like

2651
03:00:18.079 --> 03:00:20.959
the most employable couples about the house, like that Valerie Curry opens up that

2652
03:00:22.040 --> 03:00:24.399
door, she seems like high out
of her mind. Or the dry walls

2653
03:00:24.440 --> 03:00:28.520
all rotted, so that was just
they threw it out there to cover up

2654
03:00:28.559 --> 03:00:30.440
the God there's a hole in the
wall. What do we got? And

2655
03:00:30.479 --> 03:00:33.440
we got the Confederate flag. Okay, that's not ideal, we'll put it

2656
03:00:33.520 --> 03:00:35.639
up there. We'll change it later, and then they never changed it.

2657
03:00:35.760 --> 03:00:43.600
Later they mentioned that there are underground
tunnels that connect parts of the woods.

2658
03:00:45.399 --> 03:00:48.879
Uh, that is set up for
later for an actual good scene. It

2659
03:00:48.000 --> 03:00:52.520
kind of reminded me. We talked
about it and some other video I did.

2660
03:00:52.600 --> 03:00:56.360
But when I went to Penhurst Asylum, now now it's an attraction,

2661
03:00:56.680 --> 03:01:01.159
but I actually broke in there years
ago. But yeah, we found out

2662
03:01:01.159 --> 03:01:05.280
they did have like underground tunnels.
So the patients would it like break out

2663
03:01:05.280 --> 03:01:07.799
when they're being transferred, run into
the woods. They all have a series

2664
03:01:07.799 --> 03:01:11.319
of tunnels. That's the kind of
time I was expecting. Is that like

2665
03:01:11.639 --> 03:01:15.079
from American Arts story when they put
the tunnels in because it wasn't a lot

2666
03:01:15.120 --> 03:01:20.120
of that season. The second Size
story based off the asylum around Philadelphia.

2667
03:01:20.239 --> 03:01:22.200
Is that so good? I've never
ever, I never watched it what I

2668
03:01:22.399 --> 03:01:26.120
liked. So the first the first
few seasons are fantastic. Now one and

2669
03:01:26.200 --> 03:01:30.639
two and three I absolutely love.
And then after that it's just I know,

2670
03:01:30.719 --> 03:01:33.000
they're all self contained. But eventually
they started linking them I think,

2671
03:01:33.120 --> 03:01:35.520
yeah, which I don't think they
should have because by the time that they

2672
03:01:35.600 --> 03:01:37.920
started doing it, it felt like
it was too late. And then all

2673
03:01:37.959 --> 03:01:41.879
the characters they all played like different
characters, and then they're seeing each other,

2674
03:01:41.920 --> 03:01:43.520
and then it was just I'll check
it out. I watch a little

2675
03:01:43.520 --> 03:01:46.680
bit of The Roanoke one. I
actually they have like that on testimonials from

2676
03:01:46.760 --> 03:01:50.280
a documentary. Yeah, there's found
footage stuff like that. I know.

2677
03:01:50.360 --> 03:01:52.879
Another good film is found footage as
well. That's coming out soon. They're

2678
03:01:52.879 --> 03:01:56.760
probably already out. Oh yeah,
I wonder who it stars. Stay tuned.

2679
03:02:00.200 --> 03:02:03.440
Uh. So they walk through the
water to get to another place.

2680
03:02:03.479 --> 03:02:05.840
That reminds me of when I was
still in Cinemascar. We went to the

2681
03:02:05.920 --> 03:02:09.360
Blue Hole in the Pine barrens.
It's like the Legend of the Blue Hole.

2682
03:02:09.440 --> 03:02:13.559
It's like it's just like this like
hole, this like pool of water

2683
03:02:15.159 --> 03:02:18.520
in this area and it's supposed to
be haunted and whatnot. So I went

2684
03:02:18.600 --> 03:02:22.120
there and I went into the Blue
Hole and it's just a fucking hole in

2685
03:02:22.159 --> 03:02:24.200
the woods. It's really not a
breadth. Why I am here like it?

2686
03:02:24.680 --> 03:02:26.559
Like people were like, oh,
it's dangerous. I'm like, yeah,

2687
03:02:26.600 --> 03:02:30.360
there's a ton of twigs and sticks
down. I see someone getting caught

2688
03:02:30.399 --> 03:02:33.120
and drowning. But like, all
you had to do is just not go

2689
03:02:33.319 --> 03:02:35.760
in the water. I mean I
did because I'm an asshole, but like

2690
03:02:35.920 --> 03:02:39.440
it's not as dang, like,
just just don't go in the hole and

2691
03:02:39.559 --> 03:02:41.559
you're fine. But we had to
cross a river to get to the hole.

2692
03:02:41.559 --> 03:02:43.559
So by the time we got the
hole, we were already drenched,

2693
03:02:43.959 --> 03:02:48.239
and like fucking river water was awful. As n't bring their water shoes out

2694
03:02:48.239 --> 03:02:50.799
when they're crossing lakes, and why
would they bring those? Be prepared?

2695
03:02:50.920 --> 03:02:54.879
They are not prepared. Well,
that's that kind of harkens back to what

2696
03:02:54.959 --> 03:02:58.639
we were saying earlier, is it's
like none of them have any right being

2697
03:02:58.719 --> 03:03:01.879
there. Yeah, they're not prepared
and they're not smart. I brought I

2698
03:03:03.079 --> 03:03:05.719
bought like rubber water boots when I
went to the Blue Hole, because I

2699
03:03:05.840 --> 03:03:09.079
predicted that that was gonna happen.
But yeah, what's her face? Stabs

2700
03:03:09.120 --> 03:03:11.360
her foot here right, mm hmm, Yeah, she cuts her foot.

2701
03:03:11.840 --> 03:03:16.520
Okay. I thought she was gonna
say like something because she screams and you're

2702
03:03:16.559 --> 03:03:18.639
thinking, like, uh, the
hand grabbed her or something. No,

2703
03:03:18.879 --> 03:03:22.000
she cut her foot and they're and
a twig grows out of it. Is

2704
03:03:22.040 --> 03:03:26.879
that what it is? Okay?
Well I was right after somebody says that

2705
03:03:26.159 --> 03:03:30.159
that a woman pulled the girl under
and then she stabs her foot, not

2706
03:03:30.280 --> 03:03:33.360
even running through her head. You're
right, right, yeah something by the

2707
03:03:33.399 --> 03:03:35.680
way throughout the film, I maybe
I'll have to rewatch it again. Maybe

2708
03:03:35.719 --> 03:03:39.280
I was tired, but like I
feel like every time her foot they want

2709
03:03:39.360 --> 03:03:43.559
to show her foot's hurt. The
folliardist just went not breaking the cellar.

2710
03:03:43.879 --> 03:03:48.559
It's like she's like, ah,
but the sound effic is it was so

2711
03:03:48.959 --> 03:03:54.799
bad it got louder and louder.
I don't know who the fully artist was,

2712
03:03:54.879 --> 03:03:56.959
but it's like, yeah, so
he's sound like a bone break and

2713
03:03:56.000 --> 03:03:58.079
he's like, all right, I'm
going to karate chop off this broust of

2714
03:03:58.120 --> 03:04:01.840
wood. It's like, whoa fucking
boat? Sounded like a wood melon split,

2715
03:04:03.200 --> 03:04:09.399
something like well, apparently every time
he wanted Adam win Guard, every

2716
03:04:09.440 --> 03:04:13.239
time he wanted a big reaction for
a jump scare, he had an air

2717
03:04:13.360 --> 03:04:18.879
raid siren, so they would be
acting and he would so I only imagine,

2718
03:04:20.120 --> 03:04:22.799
Yeah, by the way, what
are your opinions on Adam wing Guard.

2719
03:04:22.159 --> 03:04:28.040
He's hit or miss. For me, I adored Your Next. I

2720
03:04:28.120 --> 03:04:31.680
thought the guest was equally awesome,
so I was really excited. I liked

2721
03:04:31.719 --> 03:04:37.799
his segments in VHS, and then
when it was announced that he was doing

2722
03:04:37.840 --> 03:04:39.079
Blair Witch, I was like,
because at first I'm like, oh,

2723
03:04:39.120 --> 03:04:41.559
they're gonna do another one. I'm
like, oh, you know what,

2724
03:04:41.639 --> 03:04:43.879
It's in really good hands. And
then it came out and we're talking about

2725
03:04:43.920 --> 03:04:48.399
it. But then and then he
did death note, and I'm like,

2726
03:04:50.319 --> 03:04:52.360
what what happened? Like you got? Did he did it? Like do

2727
03:04:52.520 --> 03:04:56.120
two really good ones and kind of
blew it and then everything else is not

2728
03:04:56.239 --> 03:05:00.879
as good. I like some of
his segments in VHS. Not the biggest

2729
03:05:00.879 --> 03:05:03.719
fan of Your Next. I'll talk
about that in another episode, but I

2730
03:05:03.799 --> 03:05:07.799
did enjoy the guest a death note. Okay, I don't watch a lot

2731
03:05:07.840 --> 03:05:11.440
of anime because cartoons are for children, but I have watched Death Note.

2732
03:05:11.079 --> 03:05:15.360
Johannah showed it to me years ago, and I remember watching the anime and

2733
03:05:15.440 --> 03:05:18.000
being like, Wow, this would
be work better as a live action movie.

2734
03:05:18.040 --> 03:05:20.319
And then Japan did a live action
movie and it worked a lot better

2735
03:05:20.360 --> 03:05:24.760
because it was done in two hours
and not fifteen sixteen hours like the anime

2736
03:05:24.920 --> 03:05:26.280
is. So I was like,
Okay, I mean he's got a good

2737
03:05:26.319 --> 03:05:30.639
basis. I'll check out the Netflix
Death Note and I went, what the

2738
03:05:30.760 --> 03:05:35.600
fuck is this is so terrible?
But then he did Godzilla versus Kong and

2739
03:05:35.680 --> 03:05:39.120
I thought he did a great job
on the right. I forget it,

2740
03:05:39.000 --> 03:05:43.000
So I'm internoused with him. I
really there are some directors that I want

2741
03:05:43.040 --> 03:05:48.239
to like, but it's like like
I've I've since like started liking James Wand

2742
03:05:48.280 --> 03:05:50.399
but I did not like James Wan's
horror movies early on. Really. Yeah.

2743
03:05:50.639 --> 03:05:54.719
Liked Dead Silence st oh god,
I hate Dead Silence really so much.

2744
03:05:54.959 --> 03:05:58.600
I didn't like Insidious about Death Sentence
that I didn't see I want to

2745
03:05:58.680 --> 03:06:01.639
check out is like action movie terrific? Yeah it is. It is the

2746
03:06:01.879 --> 03:06:07.360
unofficial death Wish. Yeah, I
was winning, he was winning me over.

2747
03:06:07.680 --> 03:06:09.879
I liked Aquaman. James Wand did
Aquaman, and then he was like,

2748
03:06:09.959 --> 03:06:13.159
oh, I'm producing Mortal Kombat.
I was like, that's gonna be

2749
03:06:13.239 --> 03:06:15.760
great. And then I went James
Wand You're back on my shit list.

2750
03:06:16.280 --> 03:06:18.399
I didn't completely hate the new Mortal
Kombat. I mean, it's it's our

2751
03:06:18.479 --> 03:06:24.280
it's our most watched video on the
channel twenty one makes no sense. I

2752
03:06:24.879 --> 03:06:28.840
love that what was his name,
Cole was the new hero they invented for

2753
03:06:28.920 --> 03:06:33.200
some reason, and his defense his
like secret whatever is plot armor? Yeah,

2754
03:06:33.200 --> 03:06:37.280
it's literally literal plot arm. Go
back and watch the Mortal Coma Makes

2755
03:06:37.319 --> 03:06:41.840
No Sense episode. We point out
that like the metal armor is just rubber

2756
03:06:41.879 --> 03:06:43.879
at the points you could see a
buckling. Didn't see the scenes in a

2757
03:06:45.040 --> 03:06:46.920
modern movie. That seems impossible.
But anyway, I do enjoy the fight

2758
03:06:48.000 --> 03:06:50.559
scenes. That's awesome. Back to
Blair Witch, Yes, back to this

2759
03:06:50.760 --> 03:06:56.200
movie so much better. But Adam
Winguard, I think that uh, he

2760
03:06:56.559 --> 03:06:58.879
as far as he's concerned as a
director, I think, uh he's a

2761
03:07:00.000 --> 03:07:03.239
really good director if he's doing his
own original material. And I think if

2762
03:07:03.280 --> 03:07:07.639
he's going to be doing found footage, his found footage stuff works better in

2763
03:07:07.719 --> 03:07:13.639
small chunks. Yeah, but doing
the Blair Witch. I think he I

2764
03:07:13.680 --> 03:07:16.239
don't know whether. I don't know
if this is one of those movies where

2765
03:07:16.319 --> 03:07:18.040
years later we're going to find out
that there was some studio meddling or whatnot,

2766
03:07:18.040 --> 03:07:22.079
because I know he said he shot
for like a week and then couldn't

2767
03:07:22.159 --> 03:07:26.079
use any of the footage. It
just didn't work now, and so they

2768
03:07:26.280 --> 03:07:31.079
really started like like working overtime to
get more stuff and to get you know.

2769
03:07:31.319 --> 03:07:33.319
So I think it was a case
of where they were kind of writing

2770
03:07:33.399 --> 03:07:37.239
it as they were filming. So
I think that this is one where the

2771
03:07:37.360 --> 03:07:39.760
story may come out later. Well, I know, even like god Zilver's

2772
03:07:39.799 --> 03:07:41.959
Gone, he shot way more than
they ended up using, so we cut

2773
03:07:43.000 --> 03:07:46.040
allowed out. That's why I like
Lance Reddick is like fourth or fifth build

2774
03:07:46.079 --> 03:07:48.000
in the credits. He's only got
one scene memove because they cut out his

2775
03:07:48.200 --> 03:07:50.920
entire shit. I know you said
it's a different studio that picked it up

2776
03:07:50.959 --> 03:07:54.600
with lines gates to this one.
But the second one had a lot of

2777
03:07:54.639 --> 03:07:58.000
meddaling. Oh, I'll talk about
that. I think he talks about in

2778
03:07:58.120 --> 03:08:00.440
his video. I talked about it
in the last apps. So there was

2779
03:08:00.440 --> 03:08:03.200
a lot of interference with that one. Yeah, Joe Berlinger Man. They

2780
03:08:03.360 --> 03:08:07.280
just they hosed him so bad.
Yeah, crazy, Yeah, I mean

2781
03:08:07.280 --> 03:08:11.159
it was. That's why it was
nineteen years before he did another like narrative

2782
03:08:11.200 --> 03:08:15.920
film. He just went back to
doing like documentaries and stuff. Yeah.

2783
03:08:16.200 --> 03:08:20.479
So I haven't heresy exactly. It's
like I have it here in my notes.

2784
03:08:20.840 --> 03:08:26.239
God, Peter is Peean Peter.
I have it here in my jes

2785
03:08:26.440 --> 03:08:30.319
You can leave that. Usually.
I asked her to cut out the flubs,

2786
03:08:30.360 --> 03:08:31.280
and she leaves them in. Anyway, you can leave that one in.

2787
03:08:31.719 --> 03:08:37.319
That's on me. Peter is a
whiney cry baby and he leaves right

2788
03:08:37.360 --> 03:08:39.799
as they're testing the drone, and
I assumed something was going to happen to

2789
03:08:39.920 --> 03:08:43.959
him also, and then nothing happens. Like I went camping a lot of

2790
03:08:45.000 --> 03:08:46.799
times, all right, when I
was younger, used to just hang out

2791
03:08:46.799 --> 03:08:48.319
in the woods when we had campfires, right, and you used to go

2792
03:08:48.440 --> 03:08:52.239
look for you know, for kindling
and wood, like around the fire.

2793
03:08:52.600 --> 03:08:54.920
I'm not walking a mile into the
world. Ye. They're always like it

2794
03:08:56.000 --> 03:08:58.079
looks like twenty to third, Like
I can see like people at the fire,

2795
03:08:58.360 --> 03:09:01.479
while they're always like, well,
I gotta get firewood. And it's

2796
03:09:01.520 --> 03:09:07.479
like literally everything you're surrounded, you're
sitting next to it right now. I

2797
03:09:07.559 --> 03:09:09.680
mean, I can I can imagine
that. Maybe you know, they're at

2798
03:09:09.680 --> 03:09:11.920
a campsite, so people they have
cleaned up the wood around there, but

2799
03:09:13.200 --> 03:09:16.040
they're also saying that people don't even
go in those woods. Yeah, and

2800
03:09:16.159 --> 03:09:18.559
so they're shooting. They're like,
they're pretty barren. With all the lightning

2801
03:09:18.600 --> 03:09:20.040
bolts that hit all these trees,
there should be a lot. There was

2802
03:09:20.079 --> 03:09:22.799
a lightning bolt with the tree,
which is pretty clever set up for later,

2803
03:09:24.719 --> 03:09:26.360
but yeah, that seemed like,
seems like it's setting up something,

2804
03:09:26.399 --> 03:09:31.399
and it just I thought like the
drone was gonna catch footage or like while

2805
03:09:31.399 --> 03:09:33.399
they're testing the drone, Peter see
something, and then it just it just

2806
03:09:33.440 --> 03:09:39.000
cuts them hanging out. I'm like, oh, oh okay, all right,

2807
03:09:39.440 --> 03:09:41.879
Camp five stories again, Yeah,
yeah and again. Stuff like this

2808
03:09:41.959 --> 03:09:46.520
would work in the original Blair Witch, which feels more organic and down to

2809
03:09:46.559 --> 03:09:48.639
earth, but this movie feels at
this point, it feels overly produced.

2810
03:09:48.680 --> 03:09:52.280
So when you just have something random
like that, it just doesn't work for

2811
03:09:52.399 --> 03:09:56.680
me. I don't know, Maybe
that's just me. They're having too much

2812
03:09:56.719 --> 03:10:01.440
fun eating hot dogs. That's a
note I made, so when when you

2813
03:10:01.760 --> 03:10:03.559
first come into that fire, who's
the first one you see? And how

2814
03:10:03.639 --> 03:10:07.200
do you see them? You first
see Lane, remember, tell me you

2815
03:10:07.319 --> 03:10:09.799
first see Lane, and it's through
the fire with flames coming up on his

2816
03:10:09.920 --> 03:10:13.399
face and he's viciously eating that though
hot dogs right in front of him.

2817
03:10:13.600 --> 03:10:16.799
Yes, And then when we zoom
sorry, and then when we zoom around,

2818
03:10:18.079 --> 03:10:20.760
then you see the rest of the
people around the fire, but not

2819
03:10:20.959 --> 03:10:24.280
through the fire. So again I
got beef with Lane. Yeah, you're

2820
03:10:26.520 --> 03:10:30.760
because how he was filmed from the
beginning, these subtle, you know,

2821
03:10:31.000 --> 03:10:33.319
imageries that you know are laid out
for him through the film. So Lane's

2822
03:10:33.399 --> 03:10:39.440
VHS DV footage looks about us.
Crystal Clear is all their four Kane footage?

2823
03:10:39.760 --> 03:10:43.639
Who would have thought? Who would
have would have thought there would be

2824
03:10:43.879 --> 03:10:48.600
no difference in quality. Yeah,
between different film stocks. It's like,

2825
03:10:48.680 --> 03:10:52.040
oh, yeah, they just hit
the button on. I keep hitting the

2826
03:10:52.719 --> 03:10:54.399
dude everyone. Actually, I think
that might be the first time you hit

2827
03:10:56.159 --> 03:10:58.399
a lot of people hit the mica. Johannah is the queen of hitting the

2828
03:10:58.440 --> 03:11:01.959
mic on the show What Coffin Hit
the Mic? Lloyd, You're good,

2829
03:11:03.000 --> 03:11:07.639
You're good. Okay, I'm bringing
him back he's hitting the mic all the

2830
03:11:07.719 --> 03:11:13.360
time. So the Talia character,
she gives them the backstory of the witch,

2831
03:11:13.959 --> 03:11:16.920
which is, what's her name?
It's Ellie Edward, Ellie Edward,

2832
03:11:18.040 --> 03:11:22.399
that's right. Who's who we see
here? Is that her? Frank?

2833
03:11:22.479 --> 03:11:26.360
Where did this? Where? Where
did you get this wonderful McFarland toy?

2834
03:11:26.520 --> 03:11:28.799
It looks like the one I got
your sister for her birthday? So that

2835
03:11:30.000 --> 03:11:33.200
is I actually went to my sister's
apartment. I borrowed it just for this.

2836
03:11:33.479 --> 03:11:35.399
I'm surprised she was willing to part
with it. Well, it was

2837
03:11:35.440 --> 03:11:39.159
right before she went to Italy,
Okay, right before she got lost in

2838
03:11:39.239 --> 03:11:41.200
the woods, and I was like, hey, let me hold on to

2839
03:11:41.280 --> 03:11:43.920
this. I think it's also because
I took it from her apartment that the

2840
03:11:43.920 --> 03:11:46.159
blair Witch went back. That was
probably might you doomed her? I know?

2841
03:11:46.440 --> 03:11:48.760
But yeah, I imagine like when
you go in her place, it's

2842
03:11:48.799 --> 03:11:52.360
like above her fireplace and it's like
this beautiful man like she got like a

2843
03:11:52.399 --> 03:11:56.559
shrine to the blair Witch right in
front of the picture above the fireplace of

2844
03:11:56.639 --> 03:12:01.520
you and your cat, beautiful me, and she has a picture of me

2845
03:12:01.639 --> 03:12:03.040
with my cat. You don't know
that I do you know that? I

2846
03:12:03.280 --> 03:12:05.600
know I haven't been there. Oh
that's funny. So your sister has a

2847
03:12:05.639 --> 03:12:11.200
picture of me and my cat yes, the Blair witch to Yes. Wow,

2848
03:12:11.239 --> 03:12:15.399
why help you find her and let
her know I appreciate her interior decorating.

2849
03:12:18.040 --> 03:12:22.120
Uh this part, I was like
what what? Because they were talking

2850
03:12:22.120 --> 03:12:24.680
about how like, yeah, people
get lost in the woods all the time.

2851
03:12:24.719 --> 03:12:26.639
It's like, well, you guys
didn't. And then Peter's like,

2852
03:12:26.040 --> 03:12:28.200
yeah, we were in the woods
years ago. We were part of the

2853
03:12:28.239 --> 03:12:31.680
search party and we didn't get lost. It's like, wait, you guys

2854
03:12:31.719 --> 03:12:35.440
said you were four years old.
What are you doing at the search party.

2855
03:12:37.079 --> 03:12:39.879
I've been to these woods before when
I was a kid with about one

2856
03:12:39.920 --> 03:12:45.520
hundred other people. You're part of
those search teams? What the f was?

2857
03:12:45.600 --> 03:12:48.719
I went? What? Unless they
were searching for years? Well there

2858
03:12:48.799 --> 03:12:54.040
was, there was time travel.
They're not aware of time travel yet.

2859
03:12:54.079 --> 03:12:58.559
Maybe maybe they were, but they
don't know the timeline again Dan Barry,

2860
03:13:01.360 --> 03:13:05.760
Oh yeah, that was so stupid. I was like, wait, hey,

2861
03:13:05.920 --> 03:13:11.959
hey, screenwriter, Simon, what
is it Simon who wrote Simon Barrett?

2862
03:13:11.200 --> 03:13:13.360
Go back a couple of pages.
You said they were four years old?

2863
03:13:13.479 --> 03:13:18.760
Fix that. But yeah, they
debate why the witch is it more

2864
03:13:18.840 --> 03:13:22.440
active? And they never come up
with a satisfying answer as far as I'm

2865
03:13:22.440 --> 03:13:26.000
concerned. But what do they say. Well, the one thing I don't

2866
03:13:26.000 --> 03:13:28.719
know if they explain this now or
if they explain it later, but they're

2867
03:13:28.719 --> 03:13:35.040
talking about what they did with the
witch. They hung her from the rack.

2868
03:13:35.239 --> 03:13:37.680
No, yeah, stretched out her
limbs and this is a beef.

2869
03:13:37.799 --> 03:13:39.879
I'm gonna get to it now before
because I don't want to forget it.

2870
03:13:41.200 --> 03:13:46.440
But one of my major gripes was
at the end of the film when the

2871
03:13:46.559 --> 03:13:48.920
characters are walking around the house and
there's this monster and it's got long legs

2872
03:13:48.959 --> 03:13:52.120
and long arms, and so you're
like, oh, there's the Witch.

2873
03:13:52.200 --> 03:13:54.000
Oh they showed the witch. And
then the director comes out and it's like,

2874
03:13:54.159 --> 03:13:56.079
no, that wasn't the witch.
That was one of the victims.

2875
03:13:56.479 --> 03:14:00.280
It's like, but then, why
did you have this segment where you set

2876
03:14:00.440 --> 03:14:05.040
up I didn't even realize that that
was Like is that Heather, Well,

2877
03:14:05.079 --> 03:14:07.120
that's did he find his sister witch
has been doing that? Which has been

2878
03:14:07.319 --> 03:14:11.559
but well, I mean, the
thing is it It would have made sense

2879
03:14:11.760 --> 03:14:16.120
if they didn't set it up where
like if they did something where you know,

2880
03:14:16.200 --> 03:14:20.200
and she's it's rumored that she does
that to her victims or something,

2881
03:14:20.079 --> 03:14:22.719
instead of saying that it was you
know, because then it's like, why

2882
03:14:22.760 --> 03:14:26.639
did you set that up? I
didn't even together. They have the long

2883
03:14:26.799 --> 03:14:30.680
arms and stuff that, Yeah,
there, there she is. That's the

2884
03:14:30.719 --> 03:14:33.680
witch. Also, everyone was kind
of making fun of it. Lane when

2885
03:14:33.719 --> 03:14:35.760
he was talking about it kind of
sounded like he was like supporting the witch

2886
03:14:35.799 --> 03:14:39.799
and saying how horrible these things were
that actually happened to her because he's got

2887
03:14:39.799 --> 03:14:48.000
the Witch's back. And then later
that night they're firing off guns and there's

2888
03:14:48.079 --> 03:14:58.879
wolves that are howling. For some
reason, was having fun again. Yeah,

2889
03:15:00.600 --> 03:15:03.159
Lene is missing Tally and James go
to look for him, and they

2890
03:15:03.280 --> 03:15:11.479
find him via jump scare. Too
many jump scares in this and I'm not

2891
03:15:11.639 --> 03:15:16.639
a fan of the loud sound jump
scares. So Lisa coming into the tent,

2892
03:15:16.840 --> 03:15:18.639
so he looks at it, Lisa's
head it's still zipped, and then

2893
03:15:18.680 --> 03:15:22.520
within two seconds on zips and then
runs in front of the camera real quick.

2894
03:15:22.760 --> 03:15:26.719
Yeah quick. Look. I get
jump scares work sometimes I'm fine with

2895
03:15:26.760 --> 03:15:28.799
it, but when a movie has
like an abundance of cheap jump scares.

2896
03:15:28.879 --> 03:15:33.680
I start to I start to check
out. I left two points. The

2897
03:15:33.799 --> 03:15:37.639
jump scares just one after the other
after the other. But it made me

2898
03:15:37.680 --> 03:15:39.639
think of that episode of The Simpsons
where Homer comes in. He's like,

2899
03:15:39.920 --> 03:15:48.040
hey, like, Moses, do
you want to Jason Hockey Bess when part

2900
03:15:48.079 --> 03:15:54.799
things sidcho Bob's he comes They so
yeah, but it was like that,

2901
03:15:54.959 --> 03:15:58.319
it was that obnoxious. It was
just like it was like it's all quiet,

2902
03:16:00.680 --> 03:16:03.440
Oh my god, yeah, they're
calling for Lane, and then he

2903
03:16:03.479 --> 03:16:05.840
just jumps out of the one.
He's like a right here, you know,

2904
03:16:05.120 --> 03:16:09.559
like nobody would do that. And
at one point they actually like they

2905
03:16:09.799 --> 03:16:13.280
What I laughed was they called it
out because one of them comes out and

2906
03:16:13.280 --> 03:16:18.120
he's like and she's like stop doing
that. And I'm like, oh,

2907
03:16:18.239 --> 03:16:26.120
there there was the audience right there
and saying stop doing that. Stop would

2908
03:16:26.280 --> 03:16:31.799
stop doing that. But then I
really like how the way that the the

2909
03:16:31.600 --> 03:16:35.079
actor who plays Lane kind of plays
it because then once he's found uh,

2910
03:16:35.280 --> 03:16:37.879
he's you know, acting as if
you know, he was just out there

2911
03:16:37.959 --> 03:16:41.319
searching for the sounds. Really,
in my head, he was out there

2912
03:16:41.360 --> 03:16:45.120
searching for sticks to do. What
comes next? Yeah, And then as

2913
03:16:45.200 --> 03:16:48.559
soon as who is a James turns
around and says, you know, go

2914
03:16:48.680 --> 03:16:50.120
back to the campfire, and then
Lane just shuts everything down. He goes,

2915
03:16:50.159 --> 03:16:52.280
yep, you're right, go right
back to the camp Like just how

2916
03:16:52.360 --> 03:16:54.719
like a liar would play it as
well. The second that it's like,

2917
03:16:54.799 --> 03:16:56.879
you know, told you're told to
do something, Yep, I'm gonna go

2918
03:16:56.879 --> 03:16:58.799
do that. Yep, get out
of your way. So I kind of

2919
03:16:58.879 --> 03:17:01.680
like the way that that acting wise, how that scene was kind of played

2920
03:17:01.680 --> 03:17:03.360
out. So yeah, the next
day, you're right, they wake up

2921
03:17:03.360 --> 03:17:07.079
with their stick men everywhere and they're
like, we got to get out of

2922
03:17:07.079 --> 03:17:11.000
here. Someone's fucking with us.
Someone's fucking with us, and they want

2923
03:17:11.040 --> 03:17:13.680
to bail. Then they call out
the DV camera complaint. They're like a

2924
03:17:13.719 --> 03:17:16.920
lot of people shoot on those anymore. I'm like, all right, movie,

2925
03:17:16.360 --> 03:17:20.040
I got me. But I like
that she's pieces together, like you

2926
03:17:20.159 --> 03:17:26.559
guys shot that the footage that you
found which was also DV tape, And

2927
03:17:26.639 --> 03:17:31.879
then you're right, Ashley cannot stop
hurting her foot she's walking and Captain Crunch.

2928
03:17:33.280 --> 03:17:35.959
Yeah, but yeah, they find
out that they set up the stick

2929
03:17:35.040 --> 03:17:39.239
men. They get they yell at
them and they get blamed for all this

2930
03:17:39.360 --> 03:17:41.920
up. But they're like they're like, okay, maybe we made the stick

2931
03:17:41.000 --> 03:17:43.840
Man, but how did we get
you guys to sleep until one pm?

2932
03:17:45.319 --> 03:17:50.520
And they're like you drugged us,
Like so like they're faking things, but

2933
03:17:50.639 --> 03:17:54.159
it's to scare them to stay away
from the witch, but they want to

2934
03:17:54.200 --> 03:17:56.559
find the witch. I was a
little confused on their show the Outside World

2935
03:17:56.680 --> 03:18:00.840
that like, you know, hey, this is occurring, even though like

2936
03:18:00.959 --> 03:18:03.399
they should know that if you spend
the night there, you're never gonna make

2937
03:18:03.399 --> 03:18:05.760
it out anyway, So what's the
point, you know what I mean?

2938
03:18:05.840 --> 03:18:09.639
I don't know. It's just yeah, that's the only kind of weird party.

2939
03:18:09.719 --> 03:18:11.120
Yeah, they're their motivations were all
over there. And then Peter threatens

2940
03:18:11.159 --> 03:18:20.440
that he's gonna beat the ship out
of Liketh no patience, no peener,

2941
03:18:20.639 --> 03:18:28.000
and James is sad. You see
Peter's peener and this is us that's true.

2942
03:18:28.840 --> 03:18:33.120
James is himself peeing. You know
that's what you do. Because whoever

2943
03:18:33.200 --> 03:18:37.840
cut this together was like, well
I need this. The asshole cutting this

2944
03:18:37.959 --> 03:18:41.120
together. You see, like the
cops are watching this, like you don't

2945
03:18:41.159 --> 03:18:46.479
need to see this. James is
sad that he got conned, as he

2946
03:18:46.520 --> 03:18:50.360
would be because he thought he was
going to find his sister from twenty years

2947
03:18:50.399 --> 03:18:56.879
that he hasn't seen since he was
four. Okay, buddy. Also they've

2948
03:18:56.959 --> 03:19:01.959
they've started to go in circles,
like that movie, like Blair Witch Projects,

2949
03:19:01.799 --> 03:19:07.760
after they found the Stickman in the
Woods. After like the Project,

2950
03:19:07.719 --> 03:19:11.680
this movie could be just a monster
movie on its own. I think it

2951
03:19:11.680 --> 03:19:13.680
would have done better. They do
like an extreme close up of Ashley's foot

2952
03:19:13.760 --> 03:19:20.040
and a thing pokes out of it. Okay, okay. We never see

2953
03:19:20.079 --> 03:19:24.719
them back up their footage or replay
their footage on a laptop of like how

2954
03:19:24.879 --> 03:19:28.000
long do these batteries last? I
don't see a generator to charge any of

2955
03:19:28.040 --> 03:19:31.920
this shit, but like I saw
something weird, and no point do they

2956
03:19:31.959 --> 03:19:33.360
go, well, let's play it
back, right, Like give me the

2957
03:19:33.479 --> 03:19:35.920
st card, I'll pop it and
we'll play it back. They'd have to

2958
03:19:37.000 --> 03:19:45.200
film them filming them watching yea,
these batteries that last forever? Well they

2959
03:19:45.319 --> 03:19:48.559
did. I will give a little
bit of credit where they said, uh,

2960
03:19:50.719 --> 03:19:52.200
I forget the exact wording, but
it was like, yeah, you

2961
03:19:52.280 --> 03:19:56.319
got to make sure you've got a
lot of batteries. So at one point.

2962
03:19:56.360 --> 03:20:00.760
They they did call it out at
least, but still it's like how

2963
03:20:00.840 --> 03:20:03.159
many you know, yeah, how
many? Where is your charging station?

2964
03:20:05.040 --> 03:20:07.319
Where is that? It's like,
come on, because they never went back

2965
03:20:07.360 --> 03:20:09.280
to the car to like do you
charge it or anything? Yeah, especially

2966
03:20:09.319 --> 03:20:13.680
if Lane was in the woods for
five days at that one point. Jumping

2967
03:20:13.680 --> 03:20:18.159
ahead again, Yeah, just all
like all dirtied up and time travel.

2968
03:20:18.280 --> 03:20:22.079
They send a drone up into the
air and something slaps it out of the

2969
03:20:22.120 --> 03:20:24.200
air, and I really think we
should have got a shot at the witch

2970
03:20:24.239 --> 03:20:30.959
on a broom, just like slapping
it get out of here there. Yeah,

2971
03:20:31.159 --> 03:20:33.520
but then we close into the end
of the air and it just starts

2972
03:20:33.559 --> 03:20:37.159
to go the other way. But
then Peter's run around with POV and the

2973
03:20:37.200 --> 03:20:41.040
walkie talkie, and this reminded me
of the New video game. Oh yeah,

2974
03:20:41.239 --> 03:20:43.799
this actually felt a lot like the
New video game, which is actually

2975
03:20:43.840 --> 03:20:45.959
really good. I heard it's great. It's really good. I never played

2976
03:20:45.959 --> 03:20:48.120
the VR version, but the PC
version was a lot of fun. Did

2977
03:20:48.159 --> 03:20:50.600
you ever play the Old Dust Trilogy? I want to get it. I

2978
03:20:50.680 --> 03:20:54.399
want to get the Dosh trilogy and
play it. That looks fun. It's

2979
03:20:54.440 --> 03:20:58.799
pretty cool. Yeah, So yeah, the This reminds me of the Blair

2980
03:20:58.840 --> 03:21:01.360
Witch game, which again I think
is being made around the same time,

2981
03:21:01.440 --> 03:21:03.760
and that like the poster for the
game looks just like the one for this

2982
03:21:03.879 --> 03:21:07.120
movie, right, So yeah,
that that whole scene is really cool.

2983
03:21:07.239 --> 03:21:11.120
And then the Witch traps a tree
on him. It's like a fucking tree

2984
03:21:11.319 --> 03:21:18.360
just comes down and crush the rops
it, which really got powerful since the

2985
03:21:18.399 --> 03:21:20.719
first Yeah, really got back.
And she's also up in the ante She's

2986
03:21:20.760 --> 03:21:26.920
like, I'm gonna I'm gonna start
a little earlier the yeah, first one,

2987
03:21:28.000 --> 03:21:31.799
she just made him get lost.
Yeah, along just kind of you

2988
03:21:31.840 --> 03:21:35.559
know, uh so, yeah,
I have it here. The jump scares

2989
03:21:35.600 --> 03:21:39.000
are getting old and Lisa calls it
out. Lisa calls it out, She's

2990
03:21:39.040 --> 03:21:43.200
like, stop it with that.
Uh so, yeah, Lane and Talia

2991
03:21:43.200 --> 03:21:46.239
show up. But I like this
where they're like we've been walking for five

2992
03:21:46.440 --> 03:21:48.799
days and they're like it's only been
like six hours or something. They're like,

2993
03:21:48.879 --> 03:21:50.959
we can't get out of the wood. I think it's one of the

2994
03:21:52.040 --> 03:21:54.799
scariest parts of the film. Yeah, that's to me, like to the

2995
03:21:54.879 --> 03:21:56.520
way that they're you know, they
hear something and then you see those two

2996
03:21:56.760 --> 03:22:01.559
like show up just the way that
they really portrayed like how scared they were

2997
03:22:01.840 --> 03:22:05.120
the fact of like I do,
like it's been five days. I do

2998
03:22:05.319 --> 03:22:09.120
like when supernatural stuff fucks with time, Like I love the original Grudge movie

2999
03:22:09.760 --> 03:22:13.760
when like the detective sees his daughter
in the future and she sees him in

3000
03:22:13.840 --> 03:22:16.520
the past, and like that scene
was always really cool to me. So

3001
03:22:16.639 --> 03:22:20.280
stuff like this is kind of where
the supernatural elements can manipulate like pockets of

3002
03:22:20.360 --> 03:22:22.799
time. It's really cool. I
think it was. I think it was

3003
03:22:22.840 --> 03:22:28.600
a cool idea, but it just
in a series that didn't need it.

3004
03:22:28.360 --> 03:22:31.680
Yeah, if this was the first
Blair Witch Project or something, and and

3005
03:22:31.799 --> 03:22:35.159
they were introducing time travel, okay, fine, But with this it just

3006
03:22:35.239 --> 03:22:41.440
felt really bizarre because why would you
introduce that as if a way to try

3007
03:22:41.479 --> 03:22:45.280
to explain what happened in the first
one where they discover that there's time you

3008
03:22:45.319 --> 03:22:46.680
know, it's like, well,
how did they do it? Well,

3009
03:22:46.719 --> 03:22:50.639
it was because they were lost in
time and I don't know, it's like

3010
03:22:50.920 --> 03:22:56.360
it just again it it did feel
creepy. It felt like one of the

3011
03:22:56.399 --> 03:22:58.840
more genuine scenes in the film.
But at the same time, it was

3012
03:23:00.120 --> 03:23:03.520
necessary so much because you know,
like you said, you don't see something

3013
03:23:03.600 --> 03:23:05.719
like that coming because those weren't the
rules of the first one to where it's

3014
03:23:05.760 --> 03:23:09.120
like that, you know, creeped
me out when that happened, creepy stuff

3015
03:23:09.319 --> 03:23:11.680
because they kept going in circle.
So it's like, is the Witch like

3016
03:23:11.760 --> 03:23:18.360
manipulating like the her powers? How
much can you want to get further through

3017
03:23:18.399 --> 03:23:22.719
this film? The crazy ship that
happens, It's like, what is she

3018
03:23:22.840 --> 03:23:26.680
an alien? At one point,
I want to talk about the worst jump

3019
03:23:26.719 --> 03:23:31.879
scare in the movie. Lane runs
back into the woods. Talia is staying

3020
03:23:31.959 --> 03:23:35.639
behind and they're slowly zooming up on
her, and I'm like, she's gonna

3021
03:23:35.760 --> 03:23:39.399
she's gonna scream, she's gonna scream, she's gonna scream, she's gonna scream,

3022
03:23:39.719 --> 03:23:43.200
she's gonna and then she screams.
That wasn't even it's like annoying.

3023
03:23:43.280 --> 03:23:52.879
Now it's not scary, and you've
previously called out how annoying it is,

3024
03:23:52.959 --> 03:23:56.479
so you shouldn't have done this cheap
jump scare. Like it's like, okay,

3025
03:23:58.239 --> 03:24:01.479
I think it was. I think
it was just to have her scream

3026
03:24:01.879 --> 03:24:07.799
so that you don't fall for what's
coming next, because they do that scream

3027
03:24:07.840 --> 03:24:09.680
and then you're like, all right, that's her scream. Like now they're

3028
03:24:09.680 --> 03:24:11.639
gonna just get together trying and figure
this out. And then it's the next

3029
03:24:11.719 --> 03:24:16.120
thing that happens. Well, well, first they go to sleep and then

3030
03:24:16.159 --> 03:24:22.520
they wake up and there's a million
stick men. Giant stickmen, giant stickmen.

3031
03:24:24.680 --> 03:24:28.879
They were like huge. The witch
is putting in over time with she's

3032
03:24:28.000 --> 03:24:31.440
really like building these things. Oh
you wait, that's why they had to

3033
03:24:31.479 --> 03:24:35.799
slip so long, because she's making
all these witches. She's like, shu,

3034
03:24:37.079 --> 03:24:45.719
it's almost it's almost keep sleeping building
these more witchmen. She brought in

3035
03:24:45.879 --> 03:24:48.559
Sasquatch to help. Yeah, Sasquatch
showed up, helps out. He walked

3036
03:24:48.559 --> 03:24:52.159
into the wrong woods. All right, here we go. The big monster

3037
03:24:52.239 --> 03:24:56.600
from the ritual showed up, collected
a bunch of stuff with them. So

3038
03:24:58.079 --> 03:25:01.920
so Ashley wakes up and Talis freaking
out and Ashley is just like you did

3039
03:25:03.079 --> 03:25:07.000
this, You're an asshole. And
Ashley he's like out of it. I

3040
03:25:07.040 --> 03:25:11.239
guess our foot still hurts too,
but I love Tali's like this one has

3041
03:25:11.360 --> 03:25:15.239
my hair in it and she's like, up, that breaks it. I

3042
03:25:15.479 --> 03:25:18.159
was not ready for this. She
so it's like a voodoo down now,

3043
03:25:18.559 --> 03:25:24.200
So Ashley breaks the stick of the
of Talia Valerie Curry and her body just

3044
03:25:24.399 --> 03:25:28.440
snaps back in head and she's bent
in half and I'm like, oh my

3045
03:25:28.719 --> 03:25:35.760
god, I like screamed, oh
fucking my part and she bends backwards.

3046
03:25:35.319 --> 03:25:39.920
And that's funny because that that wonderful
Halloween parody that we did. In the

3047
03:25:41.079 --> 03:25:43.399
behind the scenes blog I posted,
I showed all the shots of Michael falling

3048
03:25:43.440 --> 03:25:46.639
out the window at the end of
the dummy we had, and there were

3049
03:25:46.680 --> 03:25:50.239
several takes where he kept folding in
half. I'm like, we gotta do

3050
03:25:50.280 --> 03:25:52.559
it again. He can't fold it
half. But when somebody saw Valley curly

3051
03:25:52.639 --> 03:25:56.440
folded half, and that's like,
all right, that's really funny. Like

3052
03:25:56.479 --> 03:26:00.959
I wonder how many times they had
to throw her yeah, and she's like

3053
03:26:01.159 --> 03:26:05.680
still alive and like twitching. I
was like, oh god, oh my

3054
03:26:05.840 --> 03:26:11.239
chiropractor, that's so horrible, and
they left it. Yeah, so I

3055
03:26:11.319 --> 03:26:15.200
do it. I kind of like
that the witch is just snatching the tents

3056
03:26:15.239 --> 03:26:18.000
out of the air and dropping it
on that just messing with them really bad.

3057
03:26:18.120 --> 03:26:20.799
Every time I see that. They
also did that in one of the

3058
03:26:20.920 --> 03:26:24.719
new Like what was it not scary? Movies. But one of like the

3059
03:26:24.799 --> 03:26:28.319
parent activities, wasn't it like the
funny paranormal activity or something go into the

3060
03:26:28.319 --> 03:26:31.760
woods and they made fun of that
moment. I just with like a tent

3061
03:26:31.879 --> 03:26:33.639
being pulled up into the air like
that. It's just that was I think

3062
03:26:33.799 --> 03:26:37.200
out of anything that was over the
top. That was too much for me.

3063
03:26:37.959 --> 03:26:41.159
That too much. So what comes
out of Ashley's leg? I said

3064
03:26:41.200 --> 03:26:43.520
it was an eel. I don't
know what it was, no, I

3065
03:26:43.719 --> 03:26:50.319
it to me, it looked like
like like a twig or or like like

3066
03:26:50.440 --> 03:26:54.920
part of a vine or something.
Okay, that's moving and that's and it

3067
03:26:56.000 --> 03:26:58.040
makes a sound. Well, I
mean it had like you know, she

3068
03:26:58.120 --> 03:27:01.639
had like puss and goop coming out
of her let. I don't, you

3069
03:27:01.719 --> 03:27:05.159
know, I don't. I don't
think it was a lie, but I

3070
03:27:05.239 --> 03:27:07.639
mean it would make sense that it
was alive, but it was. I

3071
03:27:07.680 --> 03:27:11.680
don't know. The woods are alive
because of the Witch. And I will

3072
03:27:11.719 --> 03:27:20.840
say I do really like the walkie
talkies audio like that reminds me of stuff

3073
03:27:20.840 --> 03:27:24.639
that probably would happened in the first
movie, just like the real creepy audio

3074
03:27:24.719 --> 03:27:28.159
interference. I like that shit with
Peter coming through saying help me. Yeah,

3075
03:27:28.440 --> 03:27:31.399
like that stuff is cool. You
don't need the eel coming out of

3076
03:27:31.440 --> 03:27:33.719
your foot or the or the weird
stuff like that. Like what it was,

3077
03:27:33.959 --> 03:27:37.600
I guess like an infection of worm
that you know, was like I

3078
03:27:37.639 --> 03:27:39.000
don't know, I don't know,
it's gross. It was just don't Well.

3079
03:27:39.520 --> 03:27:43.840
There was two things. First was
that apparently the original, the way

3080
03:27:43.920 --> 03:27:46.840
that the film was written, was
much gorrier, and so they had to

3081
03:27:46.920 --> 03:27:50.520
cut back. They said they cut
back almost all of it. So that

3082
03:27:50.680 --> 03:27:54.639
was probably one of the girl getting
cut in hand or crunching in half and

3083
03:27:54.719 --> 03:27:56.680
a thing coming out of her leg
was probably some of the gore that got

3084
03:27:56.760 --> 03:27:58.559
left in. But they said they
took all that out because it didn't feel

3085
03:27:58.799 --> 03:28:03.520
appropriate for a blair Witch film.
But they still did a lot of stuff

3086
03:28:03.559 --> 03:28:07.479
that wasn't in blair Witch. Yeah. But the thing why the first one

3087
03:28:07.559 --> 03:28:11.440
is so classic and why this one
isn't is because the first one was very

3088
03:28:11.559 --> 03:28:18.360
much leave it up to the audience. It was very like there there was

3089
03:28:18.440 --> 03:28:22.520
no soundtrack, There was no gram
crackers being broke every time somebody start a

3090
03:28:22.520 --> 03:28:26.840
little bit little, but I mean
not to this degree. Was this feels

3091
03:28:28.000 --> 03:28:33.600
Overpurdue, This feels very Hollywood manufactured
and whatnot. And we know Adam Wainguard

3092
03:28:33.760 --> 03:28:37.000
can do some VHS stuff like found
footag stuff, so that's why it's even

3093
03:28:37.079 --> 03:28:39.879
more disappointing. It just was it
was really just and it was it was

3094
03:28:41.000 --> 03:28:45.559
so it was just forced and there
they had too much nonsense. They just

3095
03:28:45.600 --> 03:28:48.000
didn't need to be there. I
really didn't need the legs scene to begin

3096
03:28:48.120 --> 03:28:52.520
with it, especially especially if you're
going to have this character do what they

3097
03:28:52.600 --> 03:28:54.600
do next, which is climb into
a tree to grab the drone. Do

3098
03:28:54.639 --> 03:28:56.920
you think that drone was really there? You think the blair Witch was just

3099
03:28:56.959 --> 03:29:01.639
having to imagine it. I think
the drones really there. Blair Witch is

3100
03:29:01.680 --> 03:29:05.079
like, what is this technology?
Let's put this right here into this tree

3101
03:29:05.120 --> 03:29:07.719
because stumb Girl's gonna want to go. Her phone is still charged and the

3102
03:29:07.799 --> 03:29:11.920
drone is still chargedn't didn't lose any
battery at all. I love how they

3103
03:29:11.959 --> 03:29:18.239
were having multiple camera angles. She's
climbing up, yeah, because she makes

3104
03:29:18.280 --> 03:29:22.719
sure that the camera is still going
and yeah, cls like she can't walk

3105
03:29:24.000 --> 03:29:26.799
ten feet into woods, but she
could straight into a tree. I was

3106
03:29:26.879 --> 03:29:30.040
like, because once she started the
fall, I was like, all right,

3107
03:29:30.120 --> 03:29:33.200
that's ten feet. That's ten feet
that How did she go? I

3108
03:29:33.399 --> 03:29:39.040
like, I'm just calling it the
witch, which just slaps her. It's

3109
03:29:39.040 --> 03:29:46.479
not even scary, it was comics
like, and then gets dragged away,

3110
03:29:46.959 --> 03:29:50.040
sheets dragged away. So the witch
just jumped out of the tree lanes next

3111
03:29:50.040 --> 03:29:52.360
to her real quick and then pulls
her way. I was like, damn

3112
03:29:52.440 --> 03:30:01.479
girl killing I was so stupid.
Uh. They find the house just like

3113
03:30:01.600 --> 03:30:05.559
the first movie, which they mentioned
in this one that the house. They

3114
03:30:05.639 --> 03:30:07.639
never found the house initially, Yeah, because that was my thing with the

3115
03:30:07.680 --> 03:30:11.319
first movie. I was like,
if I'm in the woods that I see

3116
03:30:11.319 --> 03:30:13.680
a house. I said it in
that one. I'm like, there's probably

3117
03:30:13.719 --> 03:30:16.479
a trail that leads to a road, and that's where I'm going. I

3118
03:30:16.520 --> 03:30:18.200
don't care how loud you guys are
screaming in that house. I'm like,

3119
03:30:18.479 --> 03:30:24.600
nope, I'll go get help.
I'll be back later. No way.

3120
03:30:24.680 --> 03:30:28.719
I mean, if I'm in the
house covered in a blanket, if I

3121
03:30:28.799 --> 03:30:31.120
am in the house, I expect
you guys to go after me because you're

3122
03:30:31.120 --> 03:30:33.959
so brave and strong, but vice
versa, I'm not gonna help you anyway.

3123
03:30:35.040 --> 03:30:39.040
I had guns, grenades, anything
like that. Yes, Anti Blair

3124
03:30:39.079 --> 03:30:43.879
Witch missiles. But the house is
next to the tree that was struck by

3125
03:30:43.959 --> 03:30:48.559
lightning, which means they were there
before, which is pretty cool. Kind

3126
03:30:48.600 --> 03:30:52.159
of crazy, Yes, I kind
of like that. It kind of comes

3127
03:30:52.280 --> 03:30:54.760
in and out of time. Yeah, in and out of time, because

3128
03:30:54.799 --> 03:30:58.600
that's where they found the camera as
well, right, so then yeah,

3129
03:30:58.680 --> 03:31:01.360
yeah, so that's yeah, it's
crazy. Yeah. Wait where does the

3130
03:31:01.399 --> 03:31:07.959
witch leave all the footage under a
rock? Well, under the lightning tree?

3131
03:31:07.040 --> 03:31:09.440
Right? Is that where it was
in this one? Yeah, it

3132
03:31:09.520 --> 03:31:13.559
was under the lightning tree. Yeah. First well, the first one,

3133
03:31:13.040 --> 03:31:20.040
it was found like under like like
there was a wall of stone or whatever,

3134
03:31:20.200 --> 03:31:22.520
like like an old dilapidated thing.
No, not coffin rock, but

3135
03:31:22.600 --> 03:31:26.399
it was like, well I always
assumed in the first one that they just

3136
03:31:26.479 --> 03:31:30.639
founded in the house. No,
they found it like outside because it had

3137
03:31:30.719 --> 03:31:33.239
like it was like weathered and whatnot. And the Witch knows what cameras are.

3138
03:31:33.559 --> 03:31:37.079
She's aware of how they work,
and she knows you might have edited

3139
03:31:37.159 --> 03:31:41.760
some of the footage, so she
knows to leave it in certain places that

3140
03:31:41.840 --> 03:31:45.719
people will find it. Right.
She's up to date on the latest technology,

3141
03:31:45.840 --> 03:31:48.920
she's online. What's these things of
their ears? Oh? Those are

3142
03:31:48.959 --> 03:31:54.120
the new ear camera models are hot, and that'll get some one on.

3143
03:31:54.399 --> 03:31:58.040
She checked the She's She's like,
you know, those assholes in the nineties,

3144
03:31:58.120 --> 03:32:01.319
they had these outdated cameras. They
they didn't know how to shoot shit.

3145
03:32:01.360 --> 03:32:03.520
They didn't get one shot of me
in that goddamn video. She's got

3146
03:32:03.520 --> 03:32:07.399
the little guys. I'm making sure
I got the next people I killed.

3147
03:32:07.399 --> 03:32:09.479
They're gonna have ten thousand cameras,
so you see me every five seconds.

3148
03:32:09.520 --> 03:32:13.719
She's got a long limbed lady,
just modeling. She's like, all right,

3149
03:32:13.840 --> 03:32:18.840
work acrel. Yeah. So they
find the house and James goes in.

3150
03:32:18.920 --> 03:32:20.559
He's like, I have to find
my sister Heather. I'm like,

3151
03:32:20.600 --> 03:32:24.959
dude, she's probably not there anymore. It's been twenty years, Like she's

3152
03:32:24.040 --> 03:32:28.120
not there anymore. Yeah, yeah, No, except she is there,

3153
03:32:28.280 --> 03:32:31.920
I guess because it cuts to like
who I believe is Heather, But it

3154
03:32:33.000 --> 03:32:35.079
looks like a bad lady. The
forms, I mean, you had like

3155
03:32:35.159 --> 03:32:39.079
what four or five different like shaped
like women, and people see the Heather

3156
03:32:39.239 --> 03:32:43.319
is Peter in the corner like rust
and Parr made the well was it?

3157
03:32:43.840 --> 03:32:48.159
But I mean, was it him
or was it somebody else in the creature.

3158
03:32:48.159 --> 03:32:50.440
You don't know if it's I think
it was Peter. You think it

3159
03:32:50.479 --> 03:32:52.600
was in the corner. For like
a second, I think that was it.

3160
03:32:52.719 --> 03:32:54.879
I mean that was but yeah,
and then just you know, used

3161
03:32:54.920 --> 03:32:56.879
her time thing and then splashed him
out real quick and by the wait think

3162
03:32:56.920 --> 03:32:58.879
we she the witch? By the
way, I love all this stuff in

3163
03:32:58.920 --> 03:33:03.879
the house stuff from VHS, Like
I don't think. I don't think Adam

3164
03:33:03.920 --> 03:33:07.760
Wingard directed the the VHS segment where
they go into the haunted house and all

3165
03:33:07.799 --> 03:33:11.360
the crazy stuff's happening. But this
reminds me of that. That's why I

3166
03:33:11.520 --> 03:33:13.840
like he's going into it. Like
the house seems bigger than it is.

3167
03:33:15.120 --> 03:33:18.239
It's definitely bigger, goes up like
five floors, Oh keeps on going,

3168
03:33:18.319 --> 03:33:22.120
which adds to the you know this
and like the lightning flashes, we see

3169
03:33:22.159 --> 03:33:24.600
a sister. There's a lot of
creepy stuff in this. If it was

3170
03:33:24.639 --> 03:33:26.719
a monster film on its own,
then I think that it would have been

3171
03:33:26.719 --> 03:33:30.319
a lot better of a film.
But the connected with the Blair Witch and

3172
03:33:30.799 --> 03:33:33.159
then add all these extra terrestrial things
that you can do is kind of well.

3173
03:33:33.639 --> 03:33:37.639
Lisa's outside and she looks into the
woods and we see a spaceman,

3174
03:33:37.600 --> 03:33:41.799
which i which you thought was the
witch. We'd be calling it a twiggy

3175
03:33:41.879 --> 03:33:43.799
guy. But it looks like a
spaceman. Yeah, I mean that's just

3176
03:33:45.079 --> 03:33:46.680
like is that an hill. That's
not the same thing as the long limb.

3177
03:33:46.879 --> 03:33:50.920
No, not the the long limb
was inside the house, none of

3178
03:33:50.920 --> 03:33:54.079
there. He's outside the house.
First, she's outside and she looks in

3179
03:33:54.120 --> 03:33:56.520
the woods and the light catches him
and he's like, ah, you like

3180
03:33:56.600 --> 03:34:03.280
hide behind a tree, and yeah, I watch. But I'm like,

3181
03:34:03.319 --> 03:34:07.040
if you're gonna put a monster in
it, make it look like a tree

3182
03:34:07.079 --> 03:34:11.680
demon like this or like the video
game has these really cool tweaky tree demon

3183
03:34:11.799 --> 03:34:13.639
things if you're gonna go in that
direction. But this just looks like a

3184
03:34:13.680 --> 03:34:18.440
spaceman. It looks like an alien. Like all right, that's not as

3185
03:34:18.559 --> 03:34:20.920
cool, guys. I mean we
see, like, you know, a

3186
03:34:20.959 --> 03:34:24.079
whole bunch of different Like it's to
where Witch one was the Witch, Like

3187
03:34:24.200 --> 03:34:28.239
to my in my mind, the
witch would be what they say, you

3188
03:34:28.319 --> 03:34:30.159
know, because if you see it, you die. So I guess we

3189
03:34:30.360 --> 03:34:33.399
never actually see the Witch. But
I mean technically they all die at some

3190
03:34:33.479 --> 03:34:35.959
point, but like in my mind
when James hits that one bedroom and then

3191
03:34:37.000 --> 03:34:39.879
there's a flash of a woman actually
standing there staring at him. I think

3192
03:34:39.920 --> 03:34:43.000
that was Heaven. I got like
a just she's got like a whole like

3193
03:34:43.360 --> 03:34:46.440
old like eighteen hundred's dress on like
it. Really I thought that could be

3194
03:34:46.479 --> 03:34:50.520
the Witch. In my mind,
that was like Heather and just her clothes

3195
03:34:50.559 --> 03:34:52.760
have like deteriorate and come back because
she's just been there for years, in

3196
03:34:52.840 --> 03:34:58.639
there for you know what twenty years? Yeah. Yeah, So Lisa goes

3197
03:34:58.680 --> 03:35:01.079
in the house and she goes right
into the bay and I go, don't

3198
03:35:01.120 --> 03:35:05.600
go in the basement. That's what
happened in the first movie, would you

3199
03:35:05.719 --> 03:35:09.040
do? So they have seen the
footage from the Blair Witch Project, right,

3200
03:35:09.159 --> 03:35:11.600
I am assuming that they've all seen
the Blair Witch Project. Yeah,

3201
03:35:11.719 --> 03:35:16.040
so don't go in the basement.
Yeah, because they've been talking about it

3202
03:35:16.079 --> 03:35:16.760
all. Well, this happens,
this happens. Well, you know,

3203
03:35:16.879 --> 03:35:20.159
no, don't go in the basement. Yeah. But yeah, they find

3204
03:35:20.239 --> 03:35:24.360
Lane. He saw it's this DV
camera and this is when it clicked to

3205
03:35:24.399 --> 03:35:26.040
me. I'm like, there's there's
time loop Shenanigan. And he said he's

3206
03:35:26.079 --> 03:35:30.200
been there for years the way,
Yeah, he looks at her and he's

3207
03:35:30.239 --> 03:35:31.399
like, oh my god, you
look the exact same. And he looks

3208
03:35:31.399 --> 03:35:35.000
like he's been in there for twenty
years. And what's he screaming? Like

3209
03:35:35.120 --> 03:35:37.760
he the Witch wants people to remember
her or something like he's like working for

3210
03:35:37.959 --> 03:35:43.799
the Witch. Now, I think
you have to do What's well, I

3211
03:35:43.840 --> 03:35:46.680
think it was. I think he
was just kind of giving a little bit

3212
03:35:46.719 --> 03:35:48.120
of warning. Okay, you know, oh well, you know, the

3213
03:35:48.159 --> 03:35:52.000
Witch needs people to remember. And
I'm like, oh, kind of like

3214
03:35:52.040 --> 03:35:56.520
Freddy Krueger. So this is where
my beef comes from. Relate is the

3215
03:35:56.639 --> 03:36:00.200
whole the whole movie. It's you
know, it's it's it's drizzled in to

3216
03:36:00.440 --> 03:36:03.000
show that Lane from the second that
he was in the woods the first time

3217
03:36:03.079 --> 03:36:07.440
and found the footage the Blair Witch
put it like a rust and Parr put

3218
03:36:07.520 --> 03:36:11.520
it in his head that you know, he needs to go out attract these

3219
03:36:11.600 --> 03:36:13.760
people and say, you know,
hey, she needs more you know,

3220
03:36:13.079 --> 03:36:16.120
children or people to kill. So
that he's just out there doing her bidding

3221
03:36:16.200 --> 03:36:20.440
and her dirty work to get her
to get all these people to come into

3222
03:36:20.479 --> 03:36:22.200
the woods. And Lane, once
he's in there, he realizes like,

3223
03:36:22.280 --> 03:36:26.280
okay, I mean it also comes
with when he pulls up in the truck

3224
03:36:26.319 --> 03:36:28.120
and here's the and the music that
he's listening to. It sounds like the

3225
03:36:28.200 --> 03:36:31.719
Witches grown. Yeah, so like
she's in his head the whole time,

3226
03:36:33.559 --> 03:36:37.200
whether she definitely, whether hearing that
or not. And then time stuff.

3227
03:36:37.239 --> 03:36:41.399
She probably left the DV tape for
him, right, yeah, because there

3228
03:36:41.479 --> 03:36:45.280
was the yeah, the footage that, which I think is a causality loop.

3229
03:36:45.319 --> 03:36:50.040
But anyway, that's a time travel
issue. Screw lane, That's what

3230
03:36:50.079 --> 03:36:54.479
I'm saying. So it turns out
that the basement has another basement with a

3231
03:36:54.559 --> 03:36:58.639
creepy series of tunnels. Yes,
and this is like the stuff in the

3232
03:36:58.680 --> 03:37:01.360
house is cool, but this is
the most tense part of the movie.

3233
03:37:01.680 --> 03:37:05.760
And I would have liked more scenes
like this instead of like jump scares and

3234
03:37:05.840 --> 03:37:09.120
shit like, because this is intense, really good. And then wandering through

3235
03:37:09.159 --> 03:37:13.200
the woods just yelling at each other. Yea very claustrophobic. Yeah, I'm

3236
03:37:13.280 --> 03:37:16.399
not super claustrophobe, but even I
was like, and I was reading they

3237
03:37:16.399 --> 03:37:20.399
said they got the scene from Aliens
when Bishop was going through the tunnel,

3238
03:37:20.520 --> 03:37:24.399
right, which isn't even like a
horror scene, but like the concept of

3239
03:37:24.440 --> 03:37:28.399
that and wearily. They measured out
the actress and they made the tunnel like

3240
03:37:30.040 --> 03:37:33.879
just like just like maybe an inch
wider. Oh, so they could really

3241
03:37:33.959 --> 03:37:35.639
get her in there and make it
look like she was crammed in there.

3242
03:37:35.680 --> 03:37:39.520
And they said when she was stuck, they had a guy behind her holding

3243
03:37:39.600 --> 03:37:43.680
under her legs and like, so
she couldn't so she would try to pull

3244
03:37:43.760 --> 03:37:46.559
forward because she wasn't really stuck,
you know, like that's all right,

3245
03:37:46.600 --> 03:37:50.760
that's clever family. I like that
she's throwing the camera in front of her

3246
03:37:50.959 --> 03:37:58.120
every single time it faces the bags
so good it landed just perfectly. Watched

3247
03:37:58.120 --> 03:38:03.079
it in like Pitch Black with my
headphones on from my xbox and was watchings

3248
03:38:03.120 --> 03:38:07.040
so claustrophobic. I was like,
oh my god. But yeah, Leen

3249
03:38:07.120 --> 03:38:11.440
attacks Lisa after she gets out of
it, and she stabs him right killing

3250
03:38:11.559 --> 03:38:15.559
him, screagling oopsie doopsy, Okay, and then I have here a twiggy

3251
03:38:15.600 --> 03:38:18.440
alien guy. Is stupid because then
the alien thing comes in the house.

3252
03:38:18.479 --> 03:38:28.239
He's like blah. If she can, like you know, put houses places

3253
03:38:28.399 --> 03:38:30.959
or things places, you would think
she'd make the hallways bigger for the link.

3254
03:38:31.159 --> 03:38:33.719
Yeah, right, come on,
which would be nice to your overly

3255
03:38:33.840 --> 03:38:39.000
tall, twiggy alien friends. Well, she's spent time adding an extra basement,

3256
03:38:39.280 --> 03:38:43.559
and so I think it's implied that
they're going through the tunnel chasing her,

3257
03:38:43.559 --> 03:38:46.479
and I'm like, fuck you,
they're not fitting in that tunnel.

3258
03:38:48.000 --> 03:38:50.719
These things kind of remind me of
about Grave Encounters, which is a good

3259
03:38:52.479 --> 03:38:56.559
found footage horror movie. That one
is a lot of Funcounter. There's a

3260
03:38:56.600 --> 03:39:01.040
plot of it. Good You ever
watched some stupid hunter shows? Yes,

3261
03:39:01.520 --> 03:39:05.799
so it starts off it's a ghost
hunter show, but it's showing how those

3262
03:39:05.840 --> 03:39:09.520
ghost hunting shows are bullshit and they're
all fake. But then the twist is

3263
03:39:09.600 --> 03:39:13.559
that the place they're filming in actually
is haunted. It's really really good.

3264
03:39:13.799 --> 03:39:15.920
I never saw the second one.
Worth it. No, I haven't seen

3265
03:39:15.920 --> 03:39:18.879
the seconde a lot of movies.
I heard the second one was actually pretty

3266
03:39:18.879 --> 03:39:20.879
good, not as good as the
first, but I heard it was decent.

3267
03:39:20.920 --> 03:39:22.280
The second one might be like a
meta thing, where like the first

3268
03:39:22.360 --> 03:39:24.600
one's a movie. I forget.
I have to I have to look into

3269
03:39:24.639 --> 03:39:28.840
it. Grave Encounter is pretty good, but they have like creepy alien looking

3270
03:39:28.959 --> 03:39:31.520
dudes, and that one goes full
on, like the hand the hands were

3271
03:39:31.559 --> 03:39:35.680
awesome, which they got from a
viral video, and I wonder if they

3272
03:39:35.719 --> 03:39:37.399
were like involved, if they were
the same people who did it. There's

3273
03:39:37.440 --> 03:39:41.040
that viral ghost video where it looks
like hands are coming out of the wall

3274
03:39:41.040 --> 03:39:43.760
and then lights go out and then
there's just a person made of arms.

3275
03:39:43.239 --> 03:39:48.159
It's really creepy. Check it out
anyway. Uh, The point is the

3276
03:39:48.239 --> 03:39:50.079
tweaky alien guy in this is not
as effective as Eddy of that because he

3277
03:39:50.520 --> 03:39:58.200
really comes around the corner going.
So I'm like, why did they?

3278
03:39:58.520 --> 03:40:03.760
And I I know I knew this
thing existed because if it's like a blair

3279
03:40:03.879 --> 03:40:07.959
Witch into YouTube, inevitably you get
this video. It's like blair Witsch monster.

3280
03:40:07.079 --> 03:40:09.440
This was on the thumb. Now, I'm like, all right,

3281
03:40:09.479 --> 03:40:11.280
So I was a little I was
a little prepared. I didn't see an

3282
03:40:11.319 --> 03:40:13.479
emotion yet. This is the first
time I saw an emotion. I was

3283
03:40:13.559 --> 03:40:18.600
like, oh my god, I
fucking got just an old witch, just

3284
03:40:18.680 --> 03:40:22.319
making like an old an old woman. Yeah, you know, just describe

3285
03:40:22.360 --> 03:40:24.559
her in the first one and then
say she was like real hatless, she

3286
03:40:24.559 --> 03:40:30.239
had like hair and yeah, hairy
and like you know, kind of like

3287
03:40:30.360 --> 03:40:33.120
that. I think kind of like
that, maybe not quite as gaunt with

3288
03:40:33.239 --> 03:40:37.120
the teeth and all that, but
to a certain degree that I mean,

3289
03:40:37.159 --> 03:40:41.000
that's like kind of our you know, McFarlane artistic license. But that's closer

3290
03:40:41.479 --> 03:40:43.799
than what we got here. But
again, like I said, the director

3291
03:40:43.840 --> 03:40:46.040
swears up and down that that wasn't
the witch, that was one of the

3292
03:40:46.159 --> 03:40:50.159
victims. Yes, because they say, well, well before that, so

3293
03:40:50.520 --> 03:40:54.360
I know, I keep calling them
aliens and people think aliens are in this

3294
03:40:54.479 --> 03:40:58.840
because there is a shot where there's
like lights outside of the house and it

3295
03:40:58.000 --> 03:41:01.680
sounds there's weird sounds like an engine. So it's like, is that a

3296
03:41:01.719 --> 03:41:11.000
spaceship? I get how you could
interpret it that way. I understand how

3297
03:41:11.040 --> 03:41:15.520
people could interpret it that, but
I don't think that's the case. Or

3298
03:41:15.559 --> 03:41:16.680
maybe it is, I don't know. I mean what else. I just

3299
03:41:16.719 --> 03:41:20.680
thought that was like crazy to mension
lights like the witch. We know the

3300
03:41:20.719 --> 03:41:24.399
witches warping reality, so she could
be doing something Somewhere's about the come up,

3301
03:41:24.479 --> 03:41:26.920
so she made it dark again.
Yeah, yeah, maybe she's doing

3302
03:41:28.040 --> 03:41:31.239
like a spell or something. I
don't know. He had some extra footage

3303
03:41:31.239 --> 03:41:37.319
from VHS two Alien Awesome. That
was pretty awesome. That was really good.

3304
03:41:37.360 --> 03:41:39.280
That was one of my favorite.
I felt bare for the dog at

3305
03:41:39.319 --> 03:41:43.959
the end. I mean, it's
why the trees are cut down too,

3306
03:41:43.959 --> 03:41:48.559
because you know, she needs a
spot for her ship. If the drune

3307
03:41:48.559 --> 03:41:50.920
would have gotten up higher, we
would have seen crop circles. Yeah.

3308
03:41:52.479 --> 03:41:54.879
So yeah, he tells her like
they mentioned like, oh you look at

3309
03:41:54.879 --> 03:41:56.040
the witch, you die. So
I don't remember that being the thing in

3310
03:41:56.040 --> 03:41:58.440
the first one, but go for
it. He's like, stand in the

3311
03:41:58.479 --> 03:42:01.319
corner, look at her, like
that's was it explain why they stood in

3312
03:42:01.319 --> 03:42:03.360
the corner in the first one though, Yes, yeah, he rust in

3313
03:42:03.440 --> 03:42:07.040
part the kids in the corner and
look away as he as he killed them

3314
03:42:07.079 --> 03:42:09.479
one at a time. Yeah,
he got the little kids to stand in

3315
03:42:09.520 --> 03:42:13.000
the corner, right and and yeah, so that was that whole thing.

3316
03:42:13.040 --> 03:42:15.239
It had nothing. It had everything
to do with rust and Parker, nothing

3317
03:42:15.319 --> 03:42:18.280
to do with the witch. I
mean she was probably manipulating him into doing

3318
03:42:18.319 --> 03:42:20.440
that. But now the rule is
like, just don't look at her,

3319
03:42:20.479 --> 03:42:22.000
don't look at her, stand in
the corner. And then and then James,

3320
03:42:22.079 --> 03:42:26.719
you don't hear anything. And James
is like, Heather, it's scary.

3321
03:42:26.920 --> 03:42:28.920
I'm gonna look around. It's like
you fuck it, You're just you

3322
03:42:31.159 --> 03:42:35.479
just said it. I mean sure, the witches in her brains, in

3323
03:42:35.600 --> 03:42:37.639
his brain, it like so much
through Like once he gets into the house,

3324
03:42:37.799 --> 03:42:41.920
like he's gone all together, so
like he doesn't know what's left or

3325
03:42:41.000 --> 03:42:43.159
right. I mean, the guy
even from the beginning of the film,

3326
03:42:43.360 --> 03:42:46.120
twenty years ago his sister went missing
and he wants to go find her in

3327
03:42:46.159 --> 03:42:50.079
the woods. Yeah, it was
annoying me that he kept telling Lisa to

3328
03:42:50.120 --> 03:42:54.120
close her eyes, and she was
constantly like huh huh. He's like,

3329
03:42:54.159 --> 03:42:54.799
close your eyes, don't look.
She's like, don't look at what?

3330
03:42:56.159 --> 03:43:00.840
But oh my god? And then
see I'm looking out for myself. Will

3331
03:43:00.840 --> 03:43:03.719
be like, Lisa, the only
way to fight the Witch's like just no,

3332
03:43:03.280 --> 03:43:07.000
I'm just like I'm trying to say
myself, like Lisa, the only

3333
03:43:07.079 --> 03:43:09.639
way to stop her just look right
in her face. Go go, Lisa,

3334
03:43:09.799 --> 03:43:13.600
go do it. Do it.
I'm diving out the window, Maggie,

3335
03:43:13.600 --> 03:43:16.280
break through those that would see I
have it here. I love that

3336
03:43:16.399 --> 03:43:20.399
the spaceman is camera shy because like
he's back and the camera points on me.

3337
03:43:20.479 --> 03:43:22.079
He's like, sad, No,
come on, it's from the light,

3338
03:43:22.280 --> 03:43:24.920
right, Like that's why that's why
she makes me dark. That's why

3339
03:43:26.000 --> 03:43:26.760
she makes it dark through the whole
thing. I think there's a thing in

3340
03:43:26.799 --> 03:43:31.000
the video game, but don't you
use your flashlight? Yeah? Yeah,

3341
03:43:31.719 --> 03:43:35.120
because when I'm a demonic tree d
man, I know flashlights light too.

3342
03:43:37.719 --> 03:43:39.440
And Lord of the Rings. Now, now didn't they not hate son in

3343
03:43:39.440 --> 03:43:43.600
the in the beginning? So so
Lisa just saw James fall for this trap.

3344
03:43:45.399 --> 03:43:48.680
She just saw him fall for this
who you talking to? And five

3345
03:43:48.760 --> 03:43:52.360
seconds later James was like, I'm
sorry, Lisa. She's like James,

3346
03:43:54.719 --> 03:44:03.239
Lisa, I'm so suck. I
love this part though, like just like

3347
03:44:03.799 --> 03:44:07.000
just from the from an actor's standpoint, the way the actress really plays this.

3348
03:44:07.399 --> 03:44:11.559
The breathing that she does sounds like
her throat, like she is so

3349
03:44:11.879 --> 03:44:16.239
horrified that it sounds like her like
throat is like vibrating and breathing. I

3350
03:44:16.319 --> 03:44:18.879
thought that that was fantastic. Yeah, it's the part is a little stupid,

3351
03:44:20.159 --> 03:44:22.200
but just the way that you know
she had to act through this,

3352
03:44:22.280 --> 03:44:24.760
probably with ten other guys in the
room stairs and prepared her for that,

3353
03:44:24.959 --> 03:44:31.799
you know, terrifying shower scene and
Alien Covenant, right, it's the fact

3354
03:44:31.799 --> 03:44:35.120
that it's directed by Ridley Scott that
makes it even worse. It's like,

3355
03:44:35.319 --> 03:44:37.879
no, you don't put schlocky shower
scenes, like what the fuck is quin

3356
03:44:37.959 --> 03:44:41.840
Tarantino would have been feet see?
Oh yeah, yeah, nothing much.

3357
03:44:41.920 --> 03:44:43.280
There was a lot of foot in
this. I'm sure Quinn Tarantina was like,

3358
03:44:43.319 --> 03:44:46.840
Adam, you made the best.
I've made it a little bit more

3359
03:44:46.879 --> 03:44:50.079
feet. You need more zooms on
the feet, Adam, do you have

3360
03:44:50.120 --> 03:44:54.680
any alternate angles on the feet?
I got one with this branch coming out

3361
03:44:54.760 --> 03:44:58.239
of it. Oh it's you never
reguards like, yeah, you know.

3362
03:44:58.360 --> 03:45:00.760
Tarantino offered to edit that scene.
I set them on the footage. I

3363
03:45:00.760 --> 03:45:03.319
never got anything. When they take
their shoes off to walk through the water,

3364
03:45:03.520 --> 03:45:07.600
you think that they can just lose
their shoes all together? They their

3365
03:45:07.639 --> 03:45:09.760
foot for the next home. Oh
yeah, they were close up so them

3366
03:45:09.760 --> 03:45:13.239
taking the yeah, and the girl
that just got a pedicure. Tarantino's like,

3367
03:45:13.479 --> 03:45:16.600
I love it. I love it. Not to get off the subject,

3368
03:45:16.639 --> 03:45:20.000
there's there's a movie called The Kiss. It's actually a pretty cool,

3369
03:45:20.040 --> 03:45:24.280
like old school horror film. Yeah, I swear like that's got to be

3370
03:45:24.360 --> 03:45:28.719
on Tarantino's list. There was so
much feet in that movie. Well,

3371
03:45:28.799 --> 03:45:33.280
he's never working with me. You
think he liked a quiet place one?

3372
03:45:33.360 --> 03:45:37.000
And two? Oh god, yeah, so many shots of people, so

3373
03:45:37.200 --> 03:45:39.360
many shots of feet. I never
saw two. It is too good.

3374
03:45:39.440 --> 03:45:41.319
I haven't seen too. I didn't
like one. What's the what's the better

3375
03:45:41.520 --> 03:45:45.760
twiggy alien? The one in this
or the ones in a quiet place?

3376
03:45:46.680 --> 03:45:48.520
Well, the ones in the quiet
place, I mean you got a better

3377
03:45:48.600 --> 03:45:50.920
look at them, Yeah, because
I mean that was kind of the the

3378
03:45:50.959 --> 03:45:54.600
big payoff at the end. They're
basically the monsters in this mixed with the

3379
03:45:54.680 --> 03:45:58.040
DEMI gorgan a little bit, a
little bit. Yeah, Yeah, I

3380
03:45:58.159 --> 03:46:01.520
need to see too, because I
like quiet Place one. But I was

3381
03:46:01.639 --> 03:46:03.399
just like, there's no way these
three took over the world, Like,

3382
03:46:03.520 --> 03:46:07.079
does too elaborate on that? Like
two? Yeah, I saw too.

3383
03:46:09.559 --> 03:46:11.120
Do they explain how these things took
over? Because I'm like, they took

3384
03:46:11.159 --> 03:46:13.959
over like really fast, Like the
military could take these things. I know

3385
03:46:15.040 --> 03:46:18.559
they're armored, but there are weapons
that could take these fuckers Outzka is like,

3386
03:46:18.840 --> 03:46:22.040
yeah, it's just a high caliber
like machine like you tank. Is

3387
03:46:22.159 --> 03:46:26.360
just the fact that they took over
the world, Like the are there other

3388
03:46:26.520 --> 03:46:28.600
monsters? I'm not aware? But
I didn't see too, so I don't

3389
03:46:28.600 --> 03:46:33.200
know. I was gonna confuse with
the stop don't repeat whenever with tom Cruise,

3390
03:46:33.440 --> 03:46:37.399
Edge of Tomorrow Tomorrow. They always
have to hit that house at the

3391
03:46:37.520 --> 03:46:41.040
end, and then like they can't
go further than that house than helicopter.

3392
03:46:41.079 --> 03:46:43.079
And then for some reason, it's
like in the woods and then it's Emily

3393
03:46:43.120 --> 03:46:45.760
Blunt. So yeah, wait a
minute, which one is it's speaking of

3394
03:46:45.799 --> 03:46:48.799
time loops. We did find out
at the end of this movie, when

3395
03:46:48.840 --> 03:46:50.559
she's running around the house, she
catches how they are gone here in the

3396
03:46:50.559 --> 03:46:54.879
mirror and it's like, oh,
it's the beginning of the movie. Got

3397
03:46:54.959 --> 03:46:58.319
it? Thanks? How So the
the Witch had to get every single ear

3398
03:46:58.440 --> 03:47:03.520
cam, makes sure every single Mini
SD card was fine. How I was

3399
03:47:03.760 --> 03:47:07.239
a media room. She had to
get this watch. All the door that

3400
03:47:07.360 --> 03:47:11.000
was locked, James, the only
door gone, don't go in. Jessica

3401
03:47:11.440 --> 03:47:15.600
has the red light on it.
Jessica loves doing it. Jessica, please

3402
03:47:15.639 --> 03:47:20.399
photoshop this. Blair Witch at a
computer just editing and we're all like monitor

3403
03:47:20.120 --> 03:47:28.719
and like energy drinks around there a
pist Can I want the headset on the

3404
03:47:28.799 --> 03:47:35.159
alien It should be the Alien Witch, the Alien Witch from the movie.

3405
03:47:35.239 --> 03:47:37.159
Like, I don't know a few
TVs are just shots of everyone's feet,

3406
03:47:37.280 --> 03:47:43.440
like all the monitors. Jessica loves
when I assign her these photoshop that.

3407
03:47:43.600 --> 03:47:46.559
She's like, it's my favorite part
of the job toting. She's like,

3408
03:47:46.840 --> 03:47:56.079
my Google search results aren't creepy or
anything. Anyway, that was blair Witch

3409
03:47:56.399 --> 03:48:01.840
twenty sixteen, not the blair Witch
Project twenty sixteen, or blair Witch three

3410
03:48:01.120 --> 03:48:07.120
or blair Witch, not the blair
Witch, the wood blair Witch. It'll

3411
03:48:07.159 --> 03:48:09.079
be funny if at the end they
found a Book of Shadows, They're like,

3412
03:48:09.159 --> 03:48:11.920
oh, it was here the whole
time. It wasn't in the movie

3413
03:48:11.959 --> 03:48:15.399
called Book of Shadows, but it
was here. Well, that was another

3414
03:48:15.479 --> 03:48:18.760
thing where the they had asked for
Joe Burling here. They're like, where

3415
03:48:18.840 --> 03:48:22.040
was the Book of Shadows? And
they're like, but there was a producer

3416
03:48:22.120 --> 03:48:24.079
came up with that, Like when
I call it blair Witch two. So

3417
03:48:24.120 --> 03:48:28.079
it was blair Witch Book of Shadows. There's no Book of Shadows, but

3418
03:48:28.120 --> 03:48:30.879
there's don't find a better name that
doesn't have the word book in it.

3419
03:48:31.000 --> 03:48:35.280
Then they were doing like a project, like a document Documents of Shadow.

3420
03:48:35.319 --> 03:48:37.920
Anyway, Yes, I will say
when I was skimming through looking for pictures

3421
03:48:37.920 --> 03:48:43.200
of the twiggy alien guy. I
came across something where apparently the missing map

3422
03:48:43.280 --> 03:48:46.319
from the first movie is in the
house. They like show it like crumbled

3423
03:48:46.399 --> 03:48:48.639
up and whatnot. I don't know
how true that is on the bed huh

3424
03:48:48.719 --> 03:48:50.719
to have the shot you see on
the bed when there was stuff on the

3425
03:48:50.760 --> 03:48:54.159
bed. There's some someone did like
a circle thing of things you missed,

3426
03:48:54.159 --> 03:48:56.680
and apparently the map is in there. I wonder if there's any more Easter

3427
03:48:56.719 --> 03:49:03.040
eggs in there. I I did
a video on on one end two,

3428
03:49:03.639 --> 03:49:05.479
and I get a lot of people
asking me to do three. And I'm

3429
03:49:05.520 --> 03:49:07.479
like, I don't like three.
Well you're doing it here, I'm doing

3430
03:49:07.479 --> 03:49:13.000
it here. He talk you into
it. You'll talk about like, you

3431
03:49:13.079 --> 03:49:15.920
know, I talk about good.
I don't talk about bad. Well you

3432
03:49:16.479 --> 03:49:18.319
got good bad. I know I
talk about while I do talk about the

3433
03:49:18.479 --> 03:49:22.719
I talk about the good in the
bad. Okay, So maybe I don't

3434
03:49:22.719 --> 03:49:24.920
know. Doing this though, it
did make me want to do a video

3435
03:49:26.000 --> 03:49:28.079
on it, because I think that
there's a lot of really creative stuff in

3436
03:49:28.120 --> 03:49:33.360
there. Like one thing that I
found out was that whenever they're turning on

3437
03:49:33.799 --> 03:49:37.159
or turning off the camera, like
when there's that digital noise, there's a

3438
03:49:37.280 --> 03:49:41.520
frame from the original Blair Witch project
in there that means, whoever found this

3439
03:49:41.600 --> 03:49:45.120
footage and is editing it is purposely
putting that bit yes, or did the

3440
03:49:45.159 --> 03:49:50.879
Witch make copies of their film and
video prints and then project it yes?

3441
03:49:50.280 --> 03:49:54.280
Like I really, I really would
like to talk to the director a writer

3442
03:49:54.399 --> 03:49:58.680
and be like, okay, look
what what Yeah, I won't even say,

3443
03:49:58.840 --> 03:50:01.719
just because there probably was interference and
whatnot, but yeah, it just

3444
03:50:01.760 --> 03:50:07.399
always is overall. It has its
moments. The tunnel seems good. Valerie

3445
03:50:07.440 --> 03:50:11.040
Curry getting bent in half is hilarious
and awesome unexpected. I like some of

3446
03:50:11.079 --> 03:50:15.079
the stuff in the house at the
end, the time loop, crazy visuals

3447
03:50:15.120 --> 03:50:18.760
at the end. Yeah, but
the rest of the movie is kind of

3448
03:50:18.879 --> 03:50:22.360
lame. There's a lot of filler. It's a lot of filler. I

3449
03:50:22.440 --> 03:50:26.559
feel like it's overly produced. As
I said, it doesn't feel organic like

3450
03:50:26.639 --> 03:50:30.120
the other one. It's not even
like even though this one got butchered,

3451
03:50:30.120 --> 03:50:33.920
it's not even like an interesting high
concept like this one. It's just like

3452
03:50:33.120 --> 03:50:39.000
we're doing blair Witch again. Cool, I will say, play the game

3453
03:50:39.079 --> 03:50:41.680
instead. The game has a really
cool story where the Skuy looking for like

3454
03:50:41.719 --> 03:50:43.760
his brother. I think in the
Woods you get a fun with the dog.

3455
03:50:45.000 --> 03:50:48.440
Yeah, you got like a fun
dog. There's cool tree demons in

3456
03:50:48.520 --> 03:50:50.559
that they go to, like the
Big Tree at one point. There's a

3457
03:50:50.600 --> 03:50:52.600
lot of cool stuff in that game. And you kind of like forgive the

3458
03:50:52.680 --> 03:50:56.360
more over the top stuff in a
video game than you do this movie.

3459
03:50:56.360 --> 03:51:00.760
But yeah, check that out.
Let us know. Do you think I

3460
03:51:00.799 --> 03:51:03.159
don't think this works as a good
follow up sequel? No? Well it

3461
03:51:03.360 --> 03:51:09.399
really. It kind of ruined them
because they were all in on revamping the

3462
03:51:09.440 --> 03:51:11.559
franchise. This was going to be
a new trilogy. This was going to

3463
03:51:11.639 --> 03:51:16.840
launch the Blair Witch TV series.
A Lion Skate had big plans for this.

3464
03:51:18.040 --> 03:51:22.040
It made money, but probably not
enough to justify a bunch of anthology,

3465
03:51:22.440 --> 03:51:24.680
Like that's the only thing I can
think of, like a bunch of

3466
03:51:24.959 --> 03:51:28.000
but I mean, how long can
you hey, hey, dumb kids go

3467
03:51:28.040 --> 03:51:30.680
in the woods, get lost and
die, Like how long is that gonna

3468
03:51:30.680 --> 03:51:33.639
be? Maybe that's why they added
so many like other paranormal and alien kind

3469
03:51:33.680 --> 03:51:37.920
of aspects to it, to like
play on each thing and each story and

3470
03:51:37.120 --> 03:51:39.799
you know, stuff like that have
more than just it's a witch in the

3471
03:51:39.879 --> 03:51:43.440
woods, and yeah, if they
did time travel, they would have more

3472
03:51:43.799 --> 03:51:46.040
stuff to go with. I don't
know, I mean, yeah, I

3473
03:51:46.319 --> 03:51:50.719
don't know. Like the like I
said, the producer that went there and

3474
03:51:50.840 --> 03:51:54.920
talked to Lion Skates, they didn't
really give him. They just basically said

3475
03:51:56.040 --> 03:51:58.280
no because there was already something in
the mix. And then, like I

3476
03:51:58.280 --> 03:52:01.840
say, they should do to be
all this other stuff. They could.

3477
03:52:01.959 --> 03:52:05.440
So the same company owns all three
now they could definitely do like a three

3478
03:52:05.600 --> 03:52:07.680
pack Blu ray set and put the
director's cut on there. It will sell

3479
03:52:07.760 --> 03:52:11.840
pretty well. Yeah. The only
thing that I would see would would prevent

3480
03:52:11.959 --> 03:52:18.559
them from from doing it the director's
cut of the original instead of having disposable

3481
03:52:18.600 --> 03:52:22.760
teams in the beginning, it has
witchcraft from Frank Sinatria. So they may

3482
03:52:22.840 --> 03:52:26.079
not want to pay the licensing fee. That's that's fine with that, But

3483
03:52:26.120 --> 03:52:28.680
as long as they edit to the
way it was meant to be at right,

3484
03:52:30.280 --> 03:52:33.719
it exists like it exists. I
have it. Yes, that cut

3485
03:52:33.879 --> 03:52:37.120
does exist. Does I've never sent
it to anyone. You've never said it,

3486
03:52:37.239 --> 03:52:41.840
but somehow I got it from other
people, and I have been doing

3487
03:52:41.879 --> 03:52:46.159
a lot of bonus videos on the
Schowel recently have TV cuts and workprint cuts

3488
03:52:46.200 --> 03:52:48.479
of movies. I probably should like
Alien three, like Alien three, I

3489
03:52:48.520 --> 03:52:52.120
found the work for in a cut
of Alien. I've now reviewed Alien three

3490
03:52:52.319 --> 03:53:00.120
four times theatrical assembly on Patreon.
I have the unproduced William Gibson screenplay I

3491
03:53:00.200 --> 03:53:03.920
did with Alien Theory, and I've
gone back and I watched the workprint cut.

3492
03:53:03.000 --> 03:53:07.280
So there's so much Alien three.
Oh god, oh heavens, the

3493
03:53:07.360 --> 03:53:11.520
Witch did that? Speaking of I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

3494
03:53:11.600 --> 03:53:15.120
You died in the beginning of my
Alien three video. I'm sorry, but

3495
03:53:15.200 --> 03:53:16.639
you got better. That's fine.
I didn't die at the beginning of the

3496
03:53:16.680 --> 03:53:20.399
new one, that's right, that's
right. Oh wait, the new the

3497
03:53:20.440 --> 03:53:24.159
Alien three video of the first one
that was a dream I forgot so yes.

3498
03:53:24.280 --> 03:53:30.639
Anyway, Frank, are there any
other found footage movies that might be

3499
03:53:30.760 --> 03:53:35.840
out around the time that this airs
that you could recommend? So depending on

3500
03:53:35.959 --> 03:53:39.639
when this drops. There is a
quote out there on this new found footage

3501
03:53:39.639 --> 03:53:43.520
film that says that it is just
as good as the first Blair Witch project.

3502
03:53:43.719 --> 03:53:50.200
Oh my god, I did which
Internet Sourcer magazine did quote it that

3503
03:53:50.319 --> 03:53:54.600
way, but it is quoted for
the film. Yes, the film is

3504
03:53:54.719 --> 03:53:58.600
called Human Abaci two Feast in the
Forest ooh, and it is a found

3505
03:53:58.600 --> 03:54:05.760
footage film. It was shot in
New Jersey up in the Pine Bearing Woods,

3506
03:54:05.920 --> 03:54:07.559
that's where the blue Hole was.
And it is a it's actually a

3507
03:54:07.680 --> 03:54:13.920
movie about a family, a family
of cannibals that are living in their own

3508
03:54:15.040 --> 03:54:18.079
house in the woods right off the
lake and they are just picking people off

3509
03:54:18.159 --> 03:54:22.079
one by one searching for these other
cannibals that they know are in there.

3510
03:54:22.200 --> 03:54:26.719
And they may or may not have
a giant feast at the end of it.

3511
03:54:26.920 --> 03:54:28.799
That's quote. Now, who are
some of the actors I might recognize

3512
03:54:28.799 --> 03:54:33.159
in this film project? The director
is Mario Ciretto and the lead of it

3513
03:54:33.479 --> 03:54:37.319
is Frank Volpi. Oh my god, that's you. That is me?

3514
03:54:37.479 --> 03:54:41.399
Yeah, yes, oh man.
This movie sounds really good. I wonder

3515
03:54:41.440 --> 03:54:45.879
if it was in any festivals and
won any awards recently. Is it is

3516
03:54:45.959 --> 03:54:50.120
doing very well for itself depending on
when this does come out, But it

3517
03:54:50.319 --> 03:54:56.559
was just recently in the New Jersey
Horror Film Fest and Convention in September and

3518
03:54:56.639 --> 03:55:01.760
it won Best Feature Film for the
Heart for the Horror Festival, So it

3519
03:55:01.879 --> 03:55:03.520
was it was pretty great, and
I know Cecils excited. He loves Human

3520
03:55:03.520 --> 03:55:07.520
Abaci one. It's his favorite movie. I've seen it as a playlist of

3521
03:55:07.719 --> 03:55:11.360
just multiple breakdowns of Human Abauchi one. He I kept it a secret.

3522
03:55:11.399 --> 03:55:13.079
He's like, oh my god,
Frank's going to be here. I am

3523
03:55:13.159 --> 03:55:16.120
so excited for Human abacci too.
Say hey, I was very excited to

3524
03:55:16.159 --> 03:55:20.799
meet him. He said. Blair
Witch let me blair Witch twenty sixteen let

3525
03:55:20.840 --> 03:55:22.600
me down so much, and Human
Bacci two is the only thing that can

3526
03:55:22.639 --> 03:55:24.479
redeem it. That's what he said. They say, it's like, it's

3527
03:55:24.639 --> 03:55:30.200
sorry, I didn't want a fanboy
on. They say it's like a testa

3528
03:55:30.319 --> 03:55:33.520
chainsaw massacre mixed with some found footage
blair witchness in the woods. That sounds

3529
03:55:33.520 --> 03:55:37.000
like a great idea. Yeah yeah, the first one I think he's on

3530
03:55:37.200 --> 03:55:41.760
trauma at Truman now and the second
one, you know, I'm not sure

3531
03:55:41.840 --> 03:55:43.520
exactly where it'll be out, but
you know, whenever this drops, go

3532
03:55:43.639 --> 03:55:46.959
fine. Keeps her well updated.
Thank you. So where can we find

3533
03:55:48.000 --> 03:55:52.319
you? You can find me on
the YouTube channel Good Bad Flicks, Yes,

3534
03:55:52.760 --> 03:55:58.360
and also on Twitch, Twitter,
Facebook, Patreon. Just look up

3535
03:55:58.399 --> 03:56:03.319
Good Bad Flick and you'll find me
in fact f L I c K S

3536
03:56:03.559 --> 03:56:05.799
no fun fact. Yes, I've
been watching a lot of your videos.

3537
03:56:05.920 --> 03:56:09.520
Yes, and I'm just like you, Well, Cecil's videos are good.

3538
03:56:09.520 --> 03:56:11.360
Why don't they ever show up in
my feed? For some reason? I'm

3539
03:56:11.440 --> 03:56:20.799
not subscribed, but don't worry.
I definitely was at some point. Yeah,

3540
03:56:22.239 --> 03:56:24.600
so I wonder what the hell happened
because I'm like, no, that's

3541
03:56:24.680 --> 03:56:26.959
weird. I'm like, why doesn't
he show up? So I just want

3542
03:56:26.000 --> 03:56:28.079
to show right now, right now, right now, we're all watching.

3543
03:56:30.479 --> 03:56:33.559
Yes, I am now subscribed,
and you should all subscribe, and you

3544
03:56:33.600 --> 03:56:37.920
know what, you know what,
you should all hit that little bell.

3545
03:56:37.040 --> 03:56:41.360
Hit I hit the bell, And
yes, cecil channel is great. Like

3546
03:56:41.440 --> 03:56:43.040
I said, you really helped me
out with blair Witch too. My blair

3547
03:56:43.079 --> 03:56:46.239
Witch two review would have just been
another, oh well, this is stupid,

3548
03:56:46.280 --> 03:56:48.399
but you actually like gave me like
the backstory and stuff, so I

3549
03:56:48.399 --> 03:56:50.559
actually have more to talk about there. So that was a lot of fun.

3550
03:56:52.079 --> 03:56:56.159
Yeah, check out Cecil's channel.
Check all of that out, and

3551
03:56:56.399 --> 03:57:00.760
uh yeah, I gotta get going. I gotta I gotta catch a flight

3552
03:57:00.760 --> 03:57:03.959
over to Italy and go find my
sister in those woods out there. You

3553
03:57:03.120 --> 03:57:09.440
better do that and avoid lup of
Funa the Christmas Witch. Who that was

3554
03:57:09.520 --> 03:57:11.920
the witch in Italy? I looks
up Italy witches. What what witch?

3555
03:57:13.399 --> 03:57:16.319
Oh? There's no witch. Now
I don't know, is there? I

3556
03:57:16.360 --> 03:57:20.760
don't know. You're gonna find outot
it was an alien. Now you don't

3557
03:57:20.799 --> 03:57:22.239
love the phone, It's going to
be an alien. Don't worry. I'm

3558
03:57:22.239 --> 03:57:26.360
gonna bring my Italian horn and get
rid of all the malochias out there.

3559
03:57:28.079 --> 03:57:31.559
Jesus, Okay, that is it. Likes Sharon, Subscribe, Join our

3560
03:57:31.600 --> 03:57:35.879
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3561
03:57:35.000 --> 03:57:39.680
us know what you think of the
Blair Witch twenty sixteen reboot Goodbye Whoop.

3562
03:57:39.680 --> 03:57:43.440
You're playing like Felicia versus Bishamon And
if b Shamon ends with a certain movie,

3563
03:57:43.440 --> 03:57:46.639
you just cut Felicia in half?
Did you make sure to see Orchids

3564
03:57:46.719 --> 03:57:52.040
song? Here's thirty more chances?
As she spins around. So you've got

3565
03:57:52.120 --> 03:57:54.959
the back girl's shirt on and you're
wearing a Robin t shirt. Back Girl

3566
03:57:56.000 --> 03:58:01.920
and Robin to your Batman and Turtles
is like Star Wars in the like Star

3567
03:58:01.959 --> 03:58:07.440
Wars is the seventies thing that ran
into the eighties Turtles started in the eighties

3568
03:58:07.520 --> 03:58:16.639
but really grew in the nineties.
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3569
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