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the wine flows as Laura has tips for guys. But like when a guy
puts on a cologne, like, oh it's it's smokes. Really, I
think since she's in studio, we do an ask Laura segment for advice.
No insecurity. This is what it wreaks up And as soon as you started
reading it, I was wondering if this guy is maybe to me, I
thought, maybe he's better looking than the women that he dates. Oh wow,
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Gee Wram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and
welcome. Thank you for getting your pot on, Thank you for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. We have
an on air sign in our window. I don't want to say studio,
but in our window thanks to Dan Studio. I no, no, I
know, but I held that s man. I held it till my brain
caught up. But that's a great sign. I like it. I like
it. It works for it to definitely hammered for starting to show up,
not too hammered, not too bad. I'm a look at laurel over there.
I have to say this. So I when I was on a run
today, I stopped to let a car go into like a driveway. The
person has their window down and they drive in. They kind of give me
a wave. Hey, incredible, And the smell that comes out of the
car is delightful. But I go, how much of whatever lotion, cologne,
whatever are you wearing that I can now smell it a good five seconds
after you've pulled in your driveway, dude, or chopped in my way.
Chick, chick. But but it was smelled more like lotion. It smelled
more like a lotion to me, not that I would know, like that
shit I bought at Laura's party. No, no, no, that's shit.
Oh no no, no, that that's hot and spicy. Now,
this smelled like like some kind of lotion. All right, Can I in
full disclosure? It's an old This looked like it was a worker pulling into
there's an old age home, like a nursing home. But it's set back
and beautifully appointed kind of you wouldn't really even know it to there. God's
waiting room. So this person pulls in and it's a worker, and uh,
there may be some ethnicity there, and there's a lot of lotion,
like I can smell it. I go with God like chicken. No no,
no, no no. It smelled delicious. It smelled really, it
smelled nice, but it was definitely lotions would be delicious. Okay, but
women, let me ask you this. Let's take it to guys, because
there are guys that wear a lot of cologne or Italians. I just walked.
I just walked by all of them. I got an Irish buddy who
has but he has it's a night. Yeah, how'd you know? I
got? Well, it could be Damien's brother, Yes, it could be.
It could also be Colin, and it could be a bunch of it
could be you. Well, but I'm not from Ireland. But these guys
were all the people from Ireland. But they like, he wears a cologne
that when he like, it smells nic it's nice, it's light, but
you can smell it. And I smelled somebody else wearing it. And I,
oh my god, it reminds me of a chick like ry not not
a chick. Not a chick, not a chick. But okay, poison
was a big uh Do you remember poison the un huh No no, not
the band. Oh there was a perfume called poison. I was like that
Ambercrome and Fitch Stakes. All right, So when I was in high school,
there was poison and it will always remind me of this one girl from
high school when I smell it. No matter where, if I smell,
they go, oh, it takes you back. It's like a song.
Well this whatever this guy was wearing it. It hit me one time and
I was like, it's Damien. I was like, where's Damien? But
he wasn't there. But is that kind of a gross thing for women?
Like? I wear nothing? I wear nothing soap, that's hit coast.
I don't think guys need to smell good as long as they don't smell bad.
I gotcha, Like yeah, but I as a female, like a
lot of women wear like lavender, sense I hate like lavender. Yeah,
a guy like, I think if you smell yeah, you don't smell good.
Don't like have like that dioner Like if you don't have a bad smell
like sweaty, yeah, then it's fine. Like you don't need don't douse
with a cologne. How about like you know what's the worst is and you
have young boys, but more of my guys they're way older. Axes the
worse whohouse I still do axe. It is like the worst thing in the
world. What the fuck they that's like like poison and they you could beat
the Taliban with that ship or whatever we're fighting loaded because I got a good
bud Light Real men of genius. Yeah, I mean my kids wear Dionerant
already because they are fucking rawnchy. Yeah right, what is this? That's
the man? You get the wrong thing. Here we go. Bud Light
presents real men of genius, real today. We salute you, mister wagh
too much cologne wearer like a bullhorn. Your cologne announces your every arrival four
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everywhere, a splish splash. You don't stop till every square inch of manhood
is cold everywhere splsh splash overslept and haven't got time to shower. Not to
worry, You've got four gallons of cologne and a plan, so crack over
a nice cold bud Light. Mister, way too much cologne wearers because we
think we smell a winner. Mister, Let's get bud Light beer. And
I suppose Saint Louis, Missouri. That's really funny. Love those commercials are
great. So I when before the show, I to use the bathroom to
go outside, right, and I'm coming back out and these three dudes walk
by. Yeah, by the way, I just want to let people know
that I've never done anybody else's podcast really in here that has ever paid me.
I have done other people's podcasts, but they've never taken money for it.
So this retail space doesn't have a bathroom in it. Just to let
you know this real fuck yourself with your fucking shitty, underhanded bullshit. I
talked out. God damn it. All right on, anyway, we get
some money out of them. Shake him. I don't want no no,
the shoe fits no wine. It's the one. Anyway, walk it out.
Kevin's in the Chinese restaurant and I walk out. All of a sudden,
as soon as I opened the door, I smell no. I spell
a typical Italian set that I grew up with. What is it walking?
But I don't know what it is because I've never warned. My father didn't
wear it, but your like uncles like would wear English. You could tell,
like if they sent you a card for your birthday, it was reeked
of that cologne. That's what they also smelled like. And I asked Kevin,
would you smell those guys when they walked in, and he goes,
no, I can just smell the Chinese food. It's like, okay,
thank you make for men, right, so okay, so I will tell
you like back of them, but it's like you could see the cloud.
Danny got on my ass once about the Coast soap, one of the worst
things you could put on your skin. Bub above, Oh it's poisoned.
Oh okay, according to you're dying right now. I can see it.
I Danny's withering away in nineteen In the early nineties, I was in Park
City. My aunt had Coast and I like the way it smelled Coast,
and it was yeah, so I always use Coast. So I didn't use
coasts mostly when I was married, when I was living by myself again after
that, I would buy coast. Coast is cheap, but I will tell
you this, what has kept me on coast is women, because women have
I was at Thirsties and there were two women and they were talking to me,
and one of them was standing on one side of me and one was
on the other. And she goes, oh my god, you really smelled.
You smell so good. How many cabs was she deep? I have
no fucking idea, No one did I care. I just was like,
I don't wear anything, and I was like, oh, it's the coast.
And I've had another woman say to me it's coast. So everybody when
guys do wear a cologe, yes, I'm sure think I wear nothing that
it doesn't matter nothing as long as he don't smell bad. But like when
a guy puts on a cologne, like, oh, it's it smells really
think just right. I watched it. She coasted right into it. Yeah,
but don't get out of that chair because he will smell it later.
No, I will, Oh my god, so fucking rude. God.
Okay, in college in college, because my guy across the hall had a
really hot mom and he was like a year younger than me, and I
used to torture him about his mom, and I always go, hey,
man, is your mom here? Because his mom was like striking and the
woman might have been forty five at the time. Right, I'm way past
that now, And I used to go in then she's too old. So
then I used to do things when I knew his mom was around. I
used to run. One time, I just busted in. I just busted
in there, and I think he was on the phone or something, just
like scared the ship out. And I pick up a cushion and I go,
your mom was here? Is that bad? That's why you're here?
All right? Now, I will tell you that I used to wear Dakar
noir when I was in high school. Do you remember Jakar? You might
be too young for no as we called it racker, all right, Jupe
was by the way, Jupe smelled nice. It was. But so I
wore Dakar noir. There was Uh. I had almost the biggest crush on
this girl. Her name was Tara Sullivan. And I say it that way
because I know people from my hometown sometimes, Uh, listen and watch the
history. I just thought she was the greatest thing in the world. She
was the salutatorian of her class. She was a year older than me.
I convinced her to go to my prom. I convinced her went to she
was a freshman in college, to come back and go to my senior problem
with me, it's the Patriots years ago, back at the beginning. Not
the same girl, but may yeah, so and then and she went to
an Ivy League school and she was really brilliant, just as smart. I
just thought the world of this chicken. I don't know, I don't know
why. I just I just did. And I snuck out of my house.
Uh, and I ran and I had to go meet her. And
I had to run probably a half mile and I'm trying to think, but
it was a far distance. And I remember like I had to jump over
a rock wall and a barbed wire fence and hide because there were headlights coming
down the street and I wanted to see me. And then I finally meet
them, but I had your car on. You add your car and sweat,
Laurie. He got a fucking cloud. You have a cloud? What's
it sounds like? You can't that's her? That's color n't come on,
no, don't that is that is terror? That is that's a sweat and
that smells like and that's terror today. And yeah, but five years yeah,
right, so twenty five years ago, honey, we're going like thirty
five years ago, thirty five forty years ago. So I am, I
am, it's this cloud. And I get in the car and I have
to sit next and her friend was driving. We meet them, and I
tried to get out of the show. She didn't respond, Oh my god,
my mistery guest joke. Really that's great. I tried. You didn't
answer. That's good. Leave it there, Leave it there. She won't
try. You should know he remember remember when you you gave me a boner.
Well, I get in the car and I didn't know there were two
guys in the back, and I went up saying, I mean, everyone's
like this awkward silence. It's this smell. I mean it just enhanced because
you're I mean, it was like a fucking mushroom cloud. But I must
have sprayed it like behind on each side of my neck, behind my ear,
down my pants. I mean, I was just your car. Everywhere
I went, I was. I was like a fucking a cumulus, nimbus
cloud of tra car because I was coming in. Cloud it is and I
and I and I don't know because I don't really you know, I don't
have my guys living with me. Jamison, uh is very into. He's
got a certain colomn that he likes. Uh No, I don't remember.
I could. Actually I should call Jamison, but I don't remember what the
what what it is? Don't take Obana? Okay, yeah, don't take
Obana. That's the one he is, and he'll you can smell, but
it's not as obnoxious. It's kind of a softer, nicer or you know,
almost a lift to it in a sense, which sounds like Alabama and
a bottle. No, it's not even Alabama, that's the thing. But
I go, God, damn man, that your car was just obnoxious.
You could smell that and it was the bottle of Tuesday's gone. Do you
remember? I want to call this girl so bad? Remember that? Don't
Polo? Remember Polo? Let's do it. I was. I was a
clinique happy, no chance. Why are you doing? Boss? And why
am I allowing? Yeah? Crombi fierce. That stuff was amazing. I
had sales guys a wham when I was like twenty on. Hey man,
we have to color from yours because I'm not friends for there, you go,
give me your phone. I'm not doing it. I'm not connected and
I'm not doing it. That would be kind of weird. But I I've
run into her every once in a while, So visual answer, No,
we don't need to do that, do it. We don't need to about
ow. It's done in Michel Marini's hair last week. But by the way,
it's been a thousand years and nothing ever happened. That was like,
I could tell you some weird stories, but nothing ever happened. Nothing.
We'd like to hear her weird stories about you, That's what. We don't
think she has anything, and I don't think she would probably even remember.
Do you have people from where did you do downstag? You know? Okay?
Ryan beck yep, okay. Do you have people that you weren't really
friends with now try to reach out and like tell you crazy stories about you
from the past. I don't I get that more from college people. Okay,
college people, uh, and probably because you know you were here and
you were on the radio and stuff like that. But I think I was
leaving here a couple of weeks ago on a weekend. I couldn't for some
reason get the internet to connect, and I need to answers to a litany
of questions from the rock women's magazine that's doing a men's edition. Now,
yeah, wait for this. So I was walking out and all of a
sudden, this guy goes, hey, don't walk past, and he says
his name without saying hello, Bill Moran, and I didn't recognize him at
all, and I turned around, and of course that was a few radio
guys in hold do that still, No, but this was a college guy
and I was thrilled to see him and this other girl and that was cool.
But no, I don't really get that from high school because I didn't.
I have no idea. I have no idea what people thought of me,
no idea. I think it's funny, like, you know, even
thirty twenty years past, when somebody from college or high school reaches out to
you, yeah and says, like a story that you totally forgot and you
were just laugh your ass off about it. Well, because you're reminded of
it. Yeah, you remember it and you're like, oh my gosh.
So Danny and I had a friend that had another friend. Okay, well
we weren't friends with but we had a friend that and his friend would retell
a story from a childhood and insert himself in the story, even though they
weren't even they didn't even know each other at the time. Like that is
a next level skill of being nuts, right, is that not? It's
that's like next level is crazy. Like when you're telling a story in fourth
person, that's that's like four K, what are you doing over here?
I mean, you're making me nervous. I'm commenting on something. I'm sorry
you're not trying to do with you. I thought you were trying to get
that girl like you. I was gonna go, hey, Greg, how
you doing? You want to hang out tonight? I love you? Hey,
guess who's here? We talked to? No one of my cousins sent
me something. I was just I apologize. I was not trying to call
you out of anything. I was just trying to I thought for sure you
were still going, yes, look back to the scent thing for two seconds
ahead. So since I've been trying to like figure out like what is good
for you as far as like products and what isn't. And I download that
app that you talked about. I found that the old spice that I've been
wearing for years is kind of pleasing. Fuck would you wear I I've worn
old Old Spice since I was sixteen years old and I got to high endurance,
and I gotta tell you, we would like it. The swagger,
they love it. Okay, here's my wife, everybody, I want to
hear what Laura has old Spice body wash in the shower. Yes, when
you walk out, You're gonna bring a couple of samples. Uh to the
next sex time Toy party we do in a couple of weeks at the summer,
We're gonna do another one, and I'm gonna bring a couple of samples
and want the ladies to sniff me and tell me what works. But like
it can be for maina or yeah, maybe we do the the Great Wall
of Johnny China like me and my friends. We could sniff and tell you,
guys, sounds awkward. I would wear this stuff. I would sounds
like an hr situation. I would shower with it and then I put on
the deodorant and maybe the spray, and people like Lucy Brewer who used to
work would be like, oh my gosh, you smell amazing, Like you
pull people and smell him smell him. He smells amazing. Yeah, but
then I learned that stuff was toxic, so I started, but it never
got you laid no, never, So I got it to well officially,
so I like I got the certain people, but not other certain people from
the past he got. So I we go to I go to Whole Foods
because I know they have healthy stuff, and I go to look at their
deodorance and they're incredibly overpriced. But I bought him anyway, and like,
dude, it's like it's like putting on it's like rips all your hair out.
Well, you know what, it's pretty good. Squatch is pretty good,
is it? Yes? And a little more expensive. I think it's
twelve dollars for a deodorant. Who are thirteen? But it's pretty good and
it doesn't rip it out. Okay, yeah, it's both of the ones
that tried not yet not all your art. And then they leave the paste
there you see you can see it on your shirt. Yeah, and then
you smell. It's really strong, so you smell at the rest the Scotch
was one who didn't like or was that Tom's that you did? Tom's?
Okay? Tom toms poison? Like, let me Tom Toms poison Doctor Squatch
is actually Tom Bill's brother's best friend, isn't it. Uh he lives up
there. Oh, I get this. By the way, since you bring
that up, Chris Trapper maybe coming on the show. Yeah, Chris Trapper,
he's gonna be uh playing the Kevin got the connection for you? Put
my brother Kevin, Yes, my brother Kevin. No, not all right,
all the good all the good people in his life, Kevin, that
may be true. Put the Keg on my podcast. Yes, we will.
We will take a moment when we come back. Laura on the hot
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vice till they're beating Michael Sable. Do you know the name of this song?
Do you even know who it is? No? I'm eating my Tinese
I do, but I'm just gonna send it to you. It's called Laura
by Billy Joel makes me very happy. Yeah, well no, but Ablin
even had Laura song. No idea. Doesn't sound like a great song either.
It sounds like a little angry. Sounds like Laura calls me in the
middle of the night. Billy Joel is the piano man. It sounds like
about the Hooper, sounds a Beatles B side. It does sound like Beatles.
It's very beatlesh. Yes, she sudden, you're gonna get stats on
this song. Suddenly believe me that she saw a very good sign, so
I fight her. It sayesn't sound like a very friendly song. It doesn't
make it sound like Laura is a good person in this song. That's okay
from the nineteen eighty From the nineteen eighty two album, Oh that's the side
pressure. Oh okay, Well that was an angry you know, under pressure.
That pressure. That's not under pressure, but pressure. I know pressure.
I know the song. Uh yeah, that was the year you were
born. No, that was before I was born. Oh my god,
yeah, Danny, you're so fucking old. Lived my life. But the
upside is she's been alive, or at least in the womb, for every
Patriots Super Bowl. How old are you thirty eight, thirty nine, thirty
nine? Yeah, Oh, I mean I'm like a whole age gap.
I'm a millennial. I'm not a gen xer for like Bilichick's wife or girlfriend.
Oh I guess, yeah, Belichick's wife. Yeah, she's she's hammered.
She is hammered. That's why we need to do be generation BALI wife
freaking awesome Belichick s X. All right, so we'll ask Laura some questions
because we have it would be interesting check it. I'm not sure what I'm
doing to attract this, but I've just had my third girlfriend give me a
quote unquote test, Laura. The first was five years ago when a girl
had three different friends hit on me at three different times to quote unquote test
my loyalty. Fortunately I passed and still stayed with her for a year.
Bullshit, though it should I know well though it should admittedly have been a
warning sign. The second was two years ago when a woman why do I
feel like Dan wrote this? A woman who made a very good, very
good living left. Let's see, she made a very good a woman who
made a very good living left out a significant amount of money for me to
find, just to see if what I would do with it. I found
it, gave it back, and yippie. I passed. This one ended
much sooner because I couldn't shake the idea of another woman feeling they need to
test me. Now I'm getting wind of another test in the air from my
current girlfriend. She's apparently planning to set up a scenario with an ex boyfriend
of hers that I know casually to see how I handled jealousy issues. Is
this something every woman is doing? Now? It feels slimy, and I
think I'm done with it all. What do you say, Laura? I
don't think that any woman should do this? Yeah, okay, but do
you now listen, Laura, I hate to say this. I don't hate
to say this. I know some of your friends and they would totally do
They would totally fucking do this. How insecure are you? No? Exactly?
Hold on, Dan, That's what I was just gonna say. Is
it is? I know, I'm so. I may be a few glasses
wine in, but I remember to call you dad. Uh No? Insecurity?
This is what it rereaks up and as soon as you started reading it,
I was wondering if this guy is maybe to me. I thought,
maybe he's better looking than the women that he dates. Oh wow, really
it may be true. I don't know, and I still questioning him.
The woman leaving out money that definitely was like, okay, is he dating
me because he left I left out money? Do I make more money than
him? The woman the first woman who tried to set him up on three
like, yeah, that's just right pathetic. Yeah you didn't do anything like
that. No, do you know girls who have or women? I shouldn't
take girls. I think that I know people who like test people, maybe
not try and set them up for traps. I got you. I actually
you tested Joe. Come on, No, what's funny is the other day
I got paid. I got paid cash by a client, so she paid
me in hundreds and so like Joe literally was at my house. I wasn't
even there, and he sent me a picture of all hundreds. He's like,
were you dancing the other night? Wow? As a joke, but
like I didn't even, Like, I know he's not going to take money.
And if he takes money, like, what do you need it for?
You? Taking you out. Yeah, no, I just think I
think that that is if you don't have trust, you don't have anything well
early on in a relationship. I don't know. There are people who do
that. I don't know why, because I'm with you either are in or
you're out, you know, and if you're one foot in one foot out,
don't do these test things. It's a little ridiculous. We've talked about
how I am like if someone, if someone I were dating, were to
be hit on by someone else, like, I'm not going to get jealous,
like that is no, Like that's great if you find whoever I'm dating
attractive, Like if that person chooses we'll say Joe, just because if he's
the current guy. Yeah, if he chose almost, I feel like that
we just found a little weakness and the us almost Danny, you're the sober
one here. Did I hear that wrong? Then? Just a little just
a little crack. Someone were to hit on him and he were to pursue
that, then I'd be like, you're loss, Like, it's just that's
not me. I'm not going to be jealous. But no more with this
shake, don't don't let someone set you up. That's well it is as
Helen. I'd walk. Yeah, it would make me want to watch walk,
Like what are red flags? Oh my gosh. My next wife used
to like she would gaslight me and stuff like that to like how she say,
like, would you ever cheat on me? I'm like, I said,
here's what I said ago while she was cheating on you. I go,
I go when I go when like like like, are you serious?
And she goes, you're laughing you're smiling. You do cheat, don't you?
I do it? I don't just trying to do stupid stuff like that
called justification. Is that like a guilty conscious you think, like coming out
a little bit? Oh yeah, problem prob. Yeah. She wasn't real
bright, low into. She's not like manipulate. She was like the queen
of it. She would set me up. She's like, I had twenty
dollars in here? Did you take it? I go no, I didn't
know you had twenty dollars in there, so you would take it? I
go no, I didn't mind. If you're testing someone like that, that
is just yeah, that's why she's on her third marriage. But Den was
in love. Let me ask you this, like, I feel like when
you are most attractive to another, to the opposite sex or the same sex
or whatever you're attracting is when you're confident in yourself and I don't need And
if that shit was going on, like if there was some kind of a
test going on, I go, I don't need this shit. I'm not
doing this, yeah, right, Or or if you test me and you
have your really hot, like slightly hotter girlfriend come over and I end up
making it out with her, that was your fault. That's not on you,
And like again it is. I think there's so much about confidence,
Like if you were confidence is sexy, by the way, on both ends.
I've always said that a woman over forty is the sexiest a woman can
be because there's the confidence you've got life experience. You put on red lipstick
and there you go, shy of it, just shy. But I always
thought, like I use forty as as kind of the marker because by that
point, you know you're you know who you are more or less. I'm
not saying you're You're not going to evolve and change, absolutely, I think
that everybody does. I'm not the same person I was five years ago,
and neither is probably anybody in this room. But at the same time,
I do think that there's something with women, that there is a confidence that
they exude. And I find women over forty about a forty I'm good to
you women. Most of those women are going to be women who have are
divorced, have been through the life experiences, know what they will women,
I mean like and just and like yeah, they're like, look at I
went through this. I know what I'm worth. Yes, yes, they
put that there. I think that's a great term of what I am worth.
Absolutely, Now you don't want to get carried away with that either way,
some girls do get carried away. What are you talking about? Hang
on, here comes to Chevy Cruz. These women put out these Instagram videos
like I expect him to take me to this post. I remember that one
video that we like ripped apart and I was like, I hate this woman.
Yeah. What I say all the time for men and for women,
confidence not cockiness. Like I would never want to date a guy who was
too cocky, because you're just gonna annoy the ship out of me. But
I want you to carry yourself well. I want you to feel like you
can provide for yourself, because that's how I am like I work my ass
off, I run my business, I take care of my kids, I
do everything. I know that I'm a great person. But I'm not gonna
sit here and be like, oh, I'm too good for you, Like
I'm not fucking cocky at all. Shut up, Covin there was I saw
a video the other day. I was scrolling through Instagram and this one girl
like you know how like they like to like point up in the sky when
they're doing a video and have a little caption and they play this little song
behind it, and the meme says when he asks you where you want to
eat on a first date, on a first date, and she plays this
little song that says I didn't help my son, or something about being proud
to raise a girl. In other words, she was accusing this guy on
their first date of being a girl because he considered her feelings as to where
to eat. In other words, I want you to tell me what to
do, and I'm like, bitch, honestly, like you drinking, you
can't win. You can't win with these chicks on a second now hang out
In other words like well hang on hanging hanging wait wait wait, wait wait
wait, I have to I have to come in here and I will say
and I'm going to say this. Laura is going to be able to hear
all this, and I think it shall be more on my side. If
it's a first date and the guy asks and I I hear exactly what you're
saying, like, hey, where would you like to go? Or I
think the better question would be what do you like? And then I will
find that and I will take you there and I will make a whole night
of it. Because I think there is something and I know it's old fashioned,
and I know that it may be seem chauvinistic to some people or whatever,
but there's something about chivalry that I think is lost, and I think
that it is greatly appreciated. And I think Dan Brillow, you are a
very chival chivalrist guy. I really do. I don't know. I do.
I think that Danny's well mannered and does all this stuff, So I
think you. But my point is that I think when if it is a
first date, and I get it, these fuck we we see like this,
But I think that's what guys me. They say, So what do
you want to do? The shows a week? Are we getting into semantics
here, Hang on a second, Laura does does what do you want to
do? Sort of seem a weakness into what do you like? What?
What kind of food do you like? What kind of music do you like?
I love when a guy makes a plan. Yes, that is there's
something I am very open, like, I'm sorry, I love going out
to dinner. I actually I will say, like I'm not a big like,
don't take me to like Apasta house, do a small plates thing.
Yeah, and let's go find the live music. If a guy like knows
that that is my thing, plan to night like I just getting blown on
the way from the restaurant to the concert. Side of that, spit on
that, Okay, that may be the best version of Hawk two I've heard.
That was phenomenal. Always always good. Something flip side is you say,
hey, here's what we're gonna do. No, I'd rather do this,
Okay, come on, man, that's what it comes down to.
I get this. I used to get this crap all the talk because you're
you're dating the wrong people, but because my wife even does it occasionally,
because you're let's go, I go. Let's go to like let's say Texas
Roadhouse, for example, no, I don't want to do give us his
Danny. We've done it before. I got it. Because she's in a
relationship, Laura, we need to we need not make a hack joke.
One is a hack joke. Why are you doing? Trust me, you're
doing this diet my idea. The die was my idea. The die was
my idea. Laura wants another drink, I die, it was my id
I'm busting your ball. I understand that. But here's here's what I would
say. You have gotten lazy. I have yes with your relationship because you're
gonna hang on, because you're gonna really tread the steakhouse instead of when it's
new. And this is what happens in a lot of relationships. Oh,
my life coach, my friend, my life coach. I would say that
sometimes we get into road. Don't get upset with me. But part of
this is I'm playing with you. I know I'm listening. Don't turn into
dug the I'm listening. I'm not his ship fucking, but don't be don't
mean the I I would think they sometimes like, we've been to the road.
What is it the road, Texas roadhouse, Let's go We've been there
before. You like the food, I would love. I love the food
there. I'm sorry, so I'm not a big chain restaurant loves especially the
biscuits. But if you said, all of a sudden, hey, honey,
you know what we've done Texas Roadhouse, I would like a steak,
but I'm going to take you to wherever that does steaks and it's a little
more of an adventure. Women love surprise. I think the the idea.
Uh and no, okay, let me let me try to finish this stupid
thought because I'm drunken you or not, I would say, because it's a
little bit, it'll evaporate, it'll be gone, just like but my I
I think women like and I've always thought that they like somebody who's gonna come
and not have command and be bossing all this, but almost feel like they're
along for the ride and taken care of. Am I wrong in that,
Laura? And I know that that sounds very chauvinistic, and I think some
people are go, you're a fucking Chauvenes's asshole. I don't know. I
think women should if they want to work, work, if you want to
do whatever you want, be you know, uh, not shave your arm
pitch. That's great, it could be hot. I don't know. I've
never done it. I'm just saying, like any any number of things.
But I still think there's something about the role and you like a man who's
gonna kind of take the man usually Ada when we're not married and we're tough.
Yeah, well we're not dieting. Yeah, okay, it'll be Friday
Saturday nights we go out, I go, she goes, all right,
So what do you want to do to or I'll say, okay, there's
always a question that makes your sphinxter tight. We used to make mine.
Yeah, let's take it like like it's let's up there with what you're thinking.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm thinking about watch a freaking baseball game.
But anyway, what you do at the courthouse, the thing is is that
let's dose Texas Roadhouse. I'm on the mood for steak. Okay, okay,
well let's do let's let's do Joey's in Pdfield. I'm on the mood
for post. Right now, we're playing this game. Okay, you dropped
the ball right there. When she says the first I'm not move for that.
What do you look at what are you into? What you want to
stay in? But but we play this game all the time. That's why
I stopped asking that question. But that's the key question. But this is
where I think, what do you know? I don't know wrong, I
may be wrong, but I think this is where sort of cracks happen in
a relationship. You get kind of tired of the other person, right a
little bit like here we go again. It's the same old thing. It's
the same old game. We're going to play the same old game. And
I think if you said, hey, listen, I don't know what you're
in the mood for tonight. We're going up to the lake because it's a
beautiful night, the weather is great, and we're going to Hedges and they
have a great menu up there. And if there's nothing on the menu that
you like, you're gonna love their cocktails and you're gonna love the view and
we're gonna have a great night tonight. Get in the car, put on
your best son dress. I want to see you know what. I want
a little little hints of cheek when you bend over a spring. No,
but what I'm saying like that to me, that would be like I think
that would be the better thing. And I'm saying this as an old man
now. I wish I knew this in my thirties. I wish I knew
this in my twenties. I didn't I even think it would be fun,
Like if if you can't say, I'm like, I'm really in the mood
for Mexican. Yeah, and whoever I'm with is like, I'm really in
the mood for you. Take me from Mexican, Dan, you get spicy
taco. Later, well, it's like, go to Wegmans, get a
meal, Go, grab a bottle of wine, go somewhere. Yeah,
take a picnic. It's cool. Picnic. God, just have like,
yeah, you don't have to be on the exact same plan. Iman.
I like the Spotaneiti. That's the big thing, man. You know what
that is. You know what spontane is. It's a lady boner giver.
I can't wait. Let's speak some Spontanati and a little bit of cheek,
a little bit. There is something I have to there is something. There
is something about a woman in the sun dress that's inappropriately too short and there
it's mostly way too young for me. Like I can't even look at that
too, but they're way too short. And there's something where the ass cheek
begins and the leg ends that fold right there that I fucking I don't know
what it is. I don't know what girls with the next letter too.
No, I'm not getting pictures, you know why, because there's a lot
of waffle in there, I'm sure, and it's not gonna happen. Nobody
wants to see any of that anyways, Dude, quit being in relationships.
Yes, these women are not confident and it's just gonna be. You don't
want to life for that. We have a few more asked lauras. But
then there's also I wonder if higher intelligence leads to higher kink? Just an
ask, just an ask, Yeah, does higher intelligence higher kink? A
philosophy a philosophy professor found dead at the bottom of the canyon, and a
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ninety three, that's the way love goes. Yeah. And who's going to
see Janet Jackson? Where July Darian Lake? Ah, Janet Jackson's playing Darien
Lake. It's fallen off a little bit. No, it's fine. She's
amazing, Yeah she is. That's the impression by a friend who said.
In high school, she's about your age. And the song black Cat came
out the school. The school's nickname was the Wildcats, so when the song
black Cat came out, they used that as their theme song for everything,
every touchdown, every introduction to the teams. And they just got sick of
the song. But the principal thought, just the kids like this, Oh,
this would be a perfect theme side for our school. And they all
got fed up. But they would start booing look at this. So who
did you buy tickets to this or were they a gift? No? Okay,
expensive, you get the I don't know if a guy knows what you
like. We learned that last segment. I asked this question. The higher
intellect is it, the higher the kink. Sometimes I don't know the answer
to this question. I just propose it or rhetorically only to just ask that.
Because there is a philosophy professor who plunged to his death amid an investigation
over historical sexual assault allegations and an extremely kinky, illicit drug taking double life
behind closed doors. According to an escort who entertained, who entered, excuse
me into a sex contract with a seventy seven year old promising to make her
daddy happy. You have a contract, a sex contract. I have mind
reviewed by Greg Connors doctor John Forge, an honorary professor at the University of
Sydney. Okay, so this is out of but take it anywhere. I
don't know human, right, but you're a human. Was found dead in
the bottom of a gorge on May second, hours after detectives knocked on his
door to request he attended a police station for questioning. He was about to
be exposed, said a Sydney sex worker Miss Silverstein says she had been in
an eight month financial arrangement with doctor Ford after he became one of her clients
in January left year a handwritten contract outline the duties to her dearest daddy John.
Above all, she will do everything she can to make her daddy happy.
The note says she will do this by being a good obedient girl.
But above all, she will love him and try to please him in any
way she can. Her love is her greatest gift. Specific her daddy will
have an exclusive use of her body to do as he likes. He may
introduce activities that set out under punishment simply because he wants to. She has
a right to say what she wants, but Daddy decides according to this.
In a disturbing role playing video, Miss Silverstein and doctor Forge address addresses to
the escort as if she were a student in one of his lectures. This
is amazing this guy, this guy went out on a high note. I
think you know what I'm sending. Why I'm sending you this message, she
says, It is in view for quite the outrageous behavior of my last lecture.
You came in dressed quite inappropriately. You had an extremely short skirt and
outrageously high heels. You sat in the very front row of my lecture,
and it discovered that you were you were not wearing underwear at all. So
there was some cheek. Yeah, there was a lot of cheek. I'm
just saying this that I do wonder if higher the intellect, higher the kink
only in this that you get bored easily, Like the run of the mill
just boards you, and so you get into more and more raising the level.
When you keep raising the level, it's you're never going to be satisfied.
No, I think that's sort of But I would say that about life
in a sense like I always say, you never get it. Here's would
be my example. But you never get it done, and you you never
you never get it done. You never get anything done in life. Right.
And you get a new car. You've been wanting this new car,
You've been wanting it, wanting it, wanting it. I love it.
I can't wait. A Lamborghini is the greatest thing in the world. Is
so well made, Italian, blah blah, the leather. I get it,
and about two weeks later it's just a LAMBORGHAINTI that's in my garage.
It isn't the thing that I'm chasing anymore. We always need to be you
know, in some sense. But I do wonder sometimes people who are smarter
get bored easier. I don't know. It's like equivalent to lifelong learning.
Like if you are someone who likes to continually learn and educate yourself, why
wouldn't you want to continually try things and push boundaries and you know, try
new experiences, even if it's in the bedroom. Okay, So where would
the line be, Laura, There is no line, right, very blurred,
like I'm very like, I'm open to trying a lot of things.
So it just how are you gonna know? Why you're looking at me like
that you're willing to do? Go ahead, ask because I was going to
ask me. It's fine. No, no, like you No, I
mean you're open to trying new things such like a train. No like that
has no interest in me? Yeah, I know interest another girl? No
like, but like with a partner. There's nothing that I think I want
to try one on one with a partner. One on one yeah, okay,
so no other third party? No? Yeah, I think that I
agree with you. I agree with you. Yeah, I think that's right.
I mean the the dom sub thing that is kind of like you do.
Yeah, it depends on where it takes her for dinner. So are
you hang on a second, are you the dom or the sub? I
think I I'm being either. You wouldn't mind being either? So have you
ever and then without trying, but have you ever been the dom? And
what does that entail? Because sometimes it seems like just humiliation. Never never
a dom like, but like there was one relationship I was in a like
post divorce that like the guy sort of just role played like being me being
submissive, and like I really enjoyed that. Yeah, I don't know what
what is submit and what would be submissive by your definition? Was there any
like tiney up kind of thing or maybe continue continue continue, I just heard
there are boners around the world. Is just like handsome, like like I
like the dirty you were your Yeah? Really, who's a bad girl?
Wow, you've been a bad girl. Bad girl by the way, somebody
has done this before, somebody's been there. I love you, daddy that
I'm sorry to call you daddy, but yeah, that is that's phenomenal.
Yes, but he was a submissive he was the one called he was the
don So you like, okay, so you like that sort of thing.
What about like, h the only I've never done that. I've never really
been involved. I've done kinky things, but I don't think anything that's that
outrageous. But fifty shades of gray, like the little whips and things like
like not the whips, but some of that I don't even know what they're
called. There's things that would spank you, things that would frosting. Yeah,
you like that shirt. You've actually never done that, but I would
completely try it. You would, Yeah, so buy one tomorrow yesterday?
Okay, So I would try it? You would, yeah? I mean
what what would be the limits for you? Like, Okay, there are
things like nipple clamps, anything that look painful and horrible to me. Yeah,
Jesus Christ, I like, why not? I don't know, Like
we're not here for a long time, We're here for good, like like
that's why I just like, I'm open to trying things if it's with everything
would have to be with someone I trust, like the guys that I dated
for two weeks here and there. If there was anything like I didn't trust
those people, like if I'm in a committed relationship with someone I trust.
Why not what's your term of when you say dating, like for two weeks?
Where you may I be really, this is gross. I'm sleeping with
most of them, but some of them there were, Yeah, well,
I mean why not those guys that I dated for Here's what's weird though,
because I think that if a guy was sitting with his guy friends and said,
hey, you know, with a couple, we'd all be like yeah.
But if we hear that from a woman, I still think there's a
double standard, and I think that's kind of I really think that's shitty there.
Yeah, I think I was judged a lot in my post divorce were
by whom other women? Other women, yeah, really real housewives, webster
billy, but a lot of a lot of the other moms that I know
that are married and maybe not in happy marriages, Like they'd be like,
oh my god, look at her, she's going out like she's you guys
know, like I was dating a lot of younger guys, like I went
to a freaking music fast for a few days, Like this sounds like a
jealousy thing to absolutely. I still think I think, you know, green
is a negative color on a lot of people. So what would you say
to anybody who's in a marriage like that right where they're sort of looking and
maybe a little bit envious but shading throwing some shade your way, would you
say that their husband needs to step up and try to do something. Try
you can try fun things. And I brought ideas up to my ex husband
and he was never on board with it. So like I tried no flogging,
no no god, no no videos. Would you make your own homemade
poor if I was in a serious relationship, if you're yeah, would you
trust enough that it would never get out? But would you trust that it
would never get out? Because that's a big thing, Like you wouldn't want
that shown up on your mom's email or your aunt's email. And I but
there are times where people but there are people who have weaponized thatscriber, But
you know what, we don't have subscribers do for free. But you're not
off there, Laurie. You're touching on something or touching on something that is
being considered. But I always wonder, like you wouldn't want that, So
you have to really trust to the point because sometimes things end maybe unexpectedly maybe
one person doesn't want it, somebody else has, and then feelings are hurt.
And sometimes if you can't regulate your emotions, you want to weaponize something
so you feel as bad as I feel, which is something we've discussed in
other podcast and that's a It's a horrible way, and that's why there are
laws against that. But I think it's mostly guys, because I think that
guys have a hard time dealing with the emotional stuff. I don't think we
know how, and so we would, you know, weaponize it and throw
it out. You look at your granddaughter, this is a pillow butter whatever
you guys, you don't want videos of themselves. No, we never look
as good as you think you do. Yeah, and go ahead, Danny,
you think you do. No, I don't think. I don't mean
that. I'm just thinking of whenever I see video of bar fights, I
always think to myself, never right, I'm just taken away from sex for
more. You see bar fights and you see guys. It's sloppy, drunks.
They think they're in the like, man, what I do with that?
Guy? Really needed a lot of real estate open? There. You
got one guy who's eighteen beers into the night, you get another guy who's
nine years into the night. Ones got an advantage clearly just by bac I
got it. But you know, let's moves. Yeah, there's maybe it's
all kinds of shitty stuff. And so I would say, like, you
don't want to look at that. You probably don't want to look at yourself
having sex either. Yeah, sometimes those things are better left to the imagination
or the moment you wake with the camera. What like in the gun?
What would you do because you said you dated younger guys. Now, if
I were a younger guy and I knew that I had, you know,
a blonde, older, slightly older woman, you know that I may secretly
set up a camera. What if you found out later on that I secretly
taped us and I beat off to it every night for a month. I
mean I would feel really flattered. You should absolutely, should you, little
whore? Yeah? Wouldn't you? I mean absolutely? Yeah? Yeah?
Like well, I mean I've talked to them here about like the NFL guy
who did ask me videotape and I was like, what, wait, what
the football player that I dated? I don't remember this, Kevin? Yeah,
what do we know about this? Only because you're like the brains of
the show. I can tell you to you in position if you want to,
you can figure it out. He was a fifth round draft pick.
He got drafted by the Jets. Heat Yeah, nickname the Terminator, lives
in Cincinnati, Ohio. Did long distance with him for like two months.
Super nice, not earl David Reid. How did you meet him? I
met him when I was in Florida. We just met at a bar and
hit it off, and I drafted to Cincinnati to visit him. He was
drafted. He was in the NFL for six years. He played for the
Jets, the Giants. We could call him right now, Cincinnati, and
then he ended up at the Bills, had a hamstring injury and left,
look at your phone. Doo doo doo doo doo. Do do Come on,
Danny, can you come up with it? Come on? I gave
him the answer. Do you know the guy? Yeah? I forgot that
he had actually like played John Connor, John Connor. I forgot that he
even played for the Bills. John Connor. He's super nice. Yeah,
that's why they made those him And we did the long distance for two months.
It didn't work out, but we kept in contact. He was actually
supposed to come and visit in January, and then I started dating Joe Baby.
I told him stay home. Yeah, back on the market. Wow,
I'm off the market. Yeah, he's super nice. He was a
really nice guy. I don't know, all right, all right, so
yeah, he asked about video. Take me. That's a ballsy question,
hear Jock. That's somebody in the the public eye. That's a ballsy question.
Well, here's why I get it. You like watching tape. You
want to see where you gotta get You gotta figure out what what am I
doing to? All twenty two he's got sean madness boy and everything. You
got see the old face too soon? I mean you know, I mean,
all right, hair boom. What about mirrors and things like that that
can be king. You know, a mirror like somebody pulling your hair so
you as like you can see the face in the mirror and you're behind the
person. That's something I got it. Anybody in college you had one right
over there? No, you know one of those like body minutes, stend
up with this ask flora microphone with your pencil. You're just happy to see
it. I'm happy to see you, Yes, the next, Well,
how far into a relationship should your significant other social media profile picture be the
two of you? Would you be upset if you're significant other if they never
bothered to make their Instagram or Facebook profile picture one of the two of you.
Joe, did you send this in? Yes? It is some Joe,
it's not. No, it's not. How soon is too soon to
put in a relationship status? Love Joe, love Joe? Did this hit
too far, too close to home or something? No? I'm just not
big on profile pictures, Like I updated mine in November and I had it
updated it in about three years. Like, I don't switch out my profile
picture. I don't. My profile is me, like, uh, but
his is us love it yours is not you guys. Wow, that's amazing.
That is amazing. Now, if someone doesn't switch their their profile picture,
are they trying to hide something? No, because he's like on my
social media but I I just that's not me. I am me. It's
like I'm Laura McKenny. Like, I don't think. I don't know,
Like, are you do you like being his part of his profile? I
find it very flattering. Yes, I think it's very sweet. Has he
been upset? That you didn't change it. No, no, I don't
think you had asked me to. I would if somebody like Kevin, you
have an inquisitive look on your face. I saw your face twitch. Okay,
if somebody posted if you've only been dating for like a month in your
profile picture, oh that's your psycho, psycho tacky. Another asked Laura,
I injured my back at work three months ago. I can bear true,
yes, two six two cop. I can barely walk, and physical intimacy
with my girlfriend has definitely been off the table. That's why I was shocked
when I found a negative pregnancy test in a bathroom trash over the weekend.
I asked my girlfriend about it, and she said it was her sisters.
But their sister has been but excuse me, but her sister has been out
of town for three weeks. We change her trash at least once a week.
Is there any other explanation outside of my girlfriend cheating on me for her
to be taking a pregnancy test? Is it's enough proof to break up?
I say, you're an idiot, and there's some other explanation, because no
woman that's cheating is going to be leaving a pregnancy test in the bathroom.
If it isn't your dick that's doing the pregnancy And if your back kurt,
you can still lay in your back and point down and a pregnancy test could
be from like previously, you could have had a well to throw it out
though in the three months, and she could think that she's currently pregnant.
Right, she's peing on the stick because a period this period. The fact
that she blamed it on her sister, that's pathetic. Uh. And I
do agree that if you're cheating, you're not going to take a pregnancy test.
But in the by the way, if you're cheating, you're not doing
pregnancy test, you're doing Plan B baby. Apparently his back ain't dead,
but he can bend down and find that test. Yeah, Like, I
don't know. I was thinking he was going to ask for sex tips while
his back hurt. Oh what do you have any Did I say just mutual
masturbate? Oh, mutual masturbation, get on top or have her on really?
Yeah? Why not? Okay, Like I covered that five minutes ago
this season Organizer and a sex ed teacher. Wait, mutual masturbation. That
may be a theme the favorite like that? Yeah, you're like, wow,
Wow. Wow Wow. That's a okay all right? Or you can
do reverse cowgirl only because the pressure the more the weight is on her on
the legs right, depends on what hurts upper back or down the leg.
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my favorite songs and I don't even know why not the greatest song. Something
about it is man here comes that well with flesh Leo hunches in such a
great fore Yeah, didn't like. I can't say it's one of the best
songs ever. Like somebody was saying to me, goes, what do you
think of the song Glory Days? I go, it will always take me
back because I think it tells a true story. Do you think it's a
great song? And I go, no, I don't, but I like
it. It's not a great song, but I like it. It HiT's
a spot with me like this one too, and it must be Like I
always say, there's a sweet spot in light when you know maybe you're in
that certain coming of age and certain songs hit, and this is one.
I love this band. There are times I'm alone. Should never admit this.
I will throw on in excess and George Michael because it takes me back
to a time in my life where it was, like I think George Michael
is maybe one of the best pop artists ever ever on the planet. Texts
to Michael Jackson's ample, Yeah you wanna call me games And I know I've
been waiting. Wait, do you really no ship? Okay, Laura wasn't
around when they were sick. They didn't even know No in excess this band.
You've never heard this song before? Have you? I knew it?
You've never heard this. You've got to be shitting me, even a commercial
you think you've never heard from Australia. The lead singer dish. But well,
I don't know who was suicide or auto asphyxiation. His ex wife was
where his strange life was with Geldof at the time, and he looked similar
but he was better looking. He was in a hotel. He sent his
wife and his daughter's flower aroses said I love you all. But then they
found him n are hanged by a belt in his hotel room, but he
may have been naked. So they think we have an a rock asphyxiation.
But that's an awful lot of work. That's a hard loan for me.
That's a hard one. Hard. No, what is don't don't like gag
men till they pass out, just slightly slightly on the side the old donkey
punch. I don't want to be punch. I can't. This is cutting
and I blame Kevin for the alcohol. And they've tried, like several lead
singers after yeah and never really they never caught fire. I never did.
And he was a talent of talent right all right, speaking of talent,
we have another game or another round of excuse me, uh, theme that
to him? Okay, so it's it's there's a theme, but you have
to name the tune to get one point for the artist, one point for
the title of the song. Together there would be two points. Laura crushed
us last time we played here. We got it. Really, you don't
know what dad with me. I can keep playing it and you're still gonna
get it. Damn that tune in about three notes straight town. This is
my generation. These guys were my age. We're just gonna we're just gonna
move on. In high school they had a record because their father owned the
record Comedy. There were We're calling to Billy's Age down hot des By that
Oh thank you, you're rising the moon it's up underneath I know this one.
M wait wait, wait, wait wait, these guys playing this might
be your mixed day. Yeah. This guy to the Erie County Fairly Gris
and Magenta and Jerry Cola, I don't need to try away thing on his
own. Don't die and if it happens again on my moves mm hmm.
If there's one thing in my life's mission, got rock you totally like grilled
me up? Wait wait, sailing on the cool and bridcue water. There's
lots of those, friend, Lippyoble. The shows cut it before the hooks
of Dan keep going. I never want lose their ins. Veris got rock
man time cool change, know that is time change? Oh yeah, Oh
I love myself. I want you to love fool down. I want to
she died a couple of years ago. Touch mysel, I want you.
It's so bad that this song, I know the other one. They wouldn't
play this on any Buffalo radio stations. Anybody. You can already tell you're
not gonna know the next one. Touch myself for me, know her,
You'll you'll know why in a second. I love this song, me too,
Laura, keep playing it. Does a great job with this too.
It's a great song. Don't ask me why you know this, Drew,
don't have to tell you. I love your precious Hardy outstanding. You were
there, you were there. I gotta go to the hook. I can't
let go, let go, and they can just apart found now now,
now, look at Laura. I don't even know what you don't we live
four thousand years. Ohs, freedom, I don't. One of my favorite
is freedom trying to catch this sixpence. Nonder Rich does a great cover of
I've heard it very good, and so does some Howiday that one of my
favorite songs. Here I can get to sleep. I think about the implications
diving into deep never heard of, and possibly watch show scrubs, especially night.
I worry over situations. I know we'll be all right. Perhaps it's
just imagination. Day after day appears night after night, my heartbeating shows.
I'll take the solo artist for the band. Just appear in face way between
the sheets only brings the eation. It's time to walk the streets, smell
the desperation. At least there's pretty lights, this little veriation. Okay,
here we go, Here we go, Here we go. No Metallica this
week, not this week, although I do have one of us have some
Metallica for a right, I got all question marks and the zero wrote down
for the first one. Here we go, Silverchair tomorrow. It's correct.
Yeah, you got no shout in that one. Okay, guy, that's
a great guess. I got nothing. Then I said, this is the
Beg's had. Deep is your love? You are correct to the points to
it too? Did you got that too? Fuck? Are at cheating?
Laura? Did you get it? Yeah? Alright, so I'm too dance
for Savage Garden. I want you for two. I didn't get nothing.
I got nothing. I did know the songs called they want you, you
Celebrate you had them both because I remember the song. This is what I'm
hoping that Dan doesn't get to remember the song. I don't know the artist.
It's just Seals in Croft, is it? Yeah? I'm trying for
a cool change and well I thought, is it the albatross in the whale?
Would you write down? I wrote Albatross in the way you get zero
points seals and Croft. It's not Seals and Craft. You get zero points
if you get one for cool change? Is it Barrels and James? And
I'm sure you have nothing? But I didn't even write anything. I got
to fuck you fool change? Yeah, a little river band? Okay,
I always get a little of her bank. Now I think I know the
theme here. I know this one that the vinyls touched myself. Yes,
yes, they would not play this song in any Buffalo radio stations. Funny
story about that song real quick. Yeah, yeah, I'd like to hear
a boyfriend hang on here. I dated post college. We had it back,
going on about a Bill's game and I lost the bat and I had
to change that to my ring tone. Oh and whenever we would be out
in public, he would call me, that's where you thought that sorry was
going on? I like that guy. I like that guy. Okay,
h in excess, never tear us apart for two crowded House, don't dream
It's over Oh, I didn't get that. You didn't get that. No,
I wrote toward Jones and you had nothing over there as usual and nothing
Danny krust I wrote Counting Cross. I got six said men at work,
Yeah, but it's what's his name? It is none at work, but
it's Colin Hay, Colin Hay, and I don't know the name of the
song. It's overkill Colin Hay. Seven. I got anybody got a thought
shout in the theme? I got fourteen. My theme is each one of
these bands or musicians has a dead member. No good Okay, well I
checked because I think that's the case and all of that. That's not the
team I gave you, though. Oh I'm sorry. My theme not your
theme. You got anything over there? Songs Kevin pulls it too, songs
befoort, Laura was born. I could have given one more, one other
band that would all play all wait. I got this. I just got
this, all right, all bands from Australia. Yes, five points.
It still puts me behind Danny at thirteen Danny wins. I was toy and
going back twelve, I only have twelve. I was gonna put a c
DC in there, but I'm like that, I got to give it away.
I didn't realize the Crowded House was following Crowded House, but I didn't
even realize the NS was from there. I knew that, I knew in
excess. Little Rivers lost, Yeah, yeah, And Savage Garden was like
the biggest band of like nineteen ninety seven. Do you remember Sabbage Garden the
truly madly deeply song? Oh my god, clo with what we gotta start
closing with this? And said to John Hyatt, although you know what's the
better. I went to the first piss car wash today the guy that puts
the numbers in in sprays. You tell Billy He's right. John Hyatt is
awesome. Fuck John hy Right. Window. You know what an excess song
I actually liked better than this one that I think. It was their last
hit. It's called uh Not Enough Time and it came off I think their
last record before he decided to uh off himself. Yeah, it was there.
It was the one single from that record. It's a beautiful If I
actually know that song or not, I got it? You do? Oh?
I do know this song. Yes. He had this Jim Morrison like
voice with a little bit of a graveliness to it. I wish that they
were a really great band. I don't know they were. They really were.
Oh it's lost, what's in your arm? Attempting to make sense of
my aching heart? Did you ever do any in excess stuff? On safe?
Does anybody do any in excess? And they do? Yes? Yes?
This was a nineties two though right here in the course, Sweet it's
gonna you too? Sound to it? You ripped? It sounds like mysterious
way. It's a little bit all the side. Oh yeah, baby,
I want to be a side You if a guy, Laura, if a
guy says, I want to be inside you creepy, does it depend on
the guy? Does it depend on the guy? It depends on the guy.
Can I tell you this at dinner? Yes? And the bedroom no?
No. But I have heard I have noticed over the years that like
one like two guys could say the same thing to a woman and one guy's
creepy and one guys they deliver it. Yeah, Like that's right. Hang
with me, fellas you get laid a lot, I'll teach you how to
do it. Also, if I know you are not like you, well,
no, if all of a sudden some guy, total stranger just comes
up and says, and you're you're hanging, you're talking, He's there's just
something it's there's there's a magnetism about the guy. And not always is it
the best looking guy. There's just a magnetism there. He's got something that
he goes, let's be inside you. I mean just tell just say that's
what the That's what the six foot dildo said late last week at the party
to you, I want to be And I said, uh, yes,
okay, what flavored loop do you think? Wow? Wow, just cocainut
and my brown and he's got cocaine favorite song by start using coconut oil on
the bedroom, buddy, Oh really, Oh yeah, okay, keep those
calories. Boom. It's my favorite song by your new band, Coconut my
brown Eyeddea. Get it done, Danny, we need a new band.
I did it when when I did this interview locally, they said to me,
how do you see you know, what's the future for Billifid or whatever?
And I said, continual growth. But I'd like to get to the
point where we're doing live shows. We do comedy and we have a live
band right after and we get to hang with listeners, and I go,
Danny's the band. Well, I'm gonna put this out there. If anybody
wants to start a band and you're good, you're not like mediocre, like
you know, you could get on stage and be awesome, let me know.
Let me will know. He needs a drummer and two guitarists. You
have a bass player, right, yes, I have an I have an
idea for a guitar player, but the bass player is kind of weird on
that, so I'm sorry no, But so I mean, let's just like
to see what happened to throw it together like I would love to do.
There was you, and I know of a gentleman named Bob Rivers. Bob
Rivers had a coast named Spike. Spike had a band he wanted to start
a band, and it was in Seattle, and they rounded up all these
musicians. One guy was a guitar player and Bad Company, and they start
a band called Spike and the Impalers, and they would actually play at once
a month in Seattle, and they drew like thousands of people. You don't
have that kind of listenership yet to get every from Bad Company. Maybe Boston,
we might not. Wouldn't even say that. I think we might be
able to go, Jay Giles, we might across Kim Mitchell. Yes,
yes, we might actually be able to get never mind, I was going
to say something that would come across far too bad, So I'm gonna shut
my mouth. Censor. I just said to myself, sometimes I just know,
I just know, and I and you know, because you're a dick.
Any push things for Laura who just brings it constantly, always impress it.
Danny, which is dropping away like it's his job, looking great,
Kevin, he pushed together. I love the theme that to him a really
great job and always funny. I'm Bill Morana. We'll see them all