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the wine flows as Laura has tips
for guys. But like when a guy

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puts on a cologne, like,
oh it's it's smokes. Really, I

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think since she's in studio, we
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No insecurity. This is what it
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reading it, I was wondering if
this guy is maybe to me, I

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thought, maybe he's better looking than
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really dat and find out why this
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the Mac of All Trade Studio in
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Gee Wram. It's Billified, the
Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and

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welcome. Thank you for getting your
pot on, Thank you for telling a

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friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. We have

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an on air sign in our window. I don't want to say studio,

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but in our window thanks to Dan
Studio. I no, no, I

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know, but I held that s
man. I held it till my brain

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caught up. But that's a great
sign. I like it. I like

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it. It works for it to
definitely hammered for starting to show up,

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not too hammered, not too bad. I'm a look at laurel over there.

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I have to say this. So
I when I was on a run

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today, I stopped to let a
car go into like a driveway. The

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person has their window down and they
drive in. They kind of give me

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a wave. Hey, incredible,
And the smell that comes out of the

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car is delightful. But I go, how much of whatever lotion, cologne,

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whatever are you wearing that I can
now smell it a good five seconds

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after you've pulled in your driveway,
dude, or chopped in my way.

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Chick, chick. But but it
was smelled more like lotion. It smelled

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more like a lotion to me,
not that I would know, like that

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shit I bought at Laura's party.
No, no, no, that's shit.

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Oh no no, no, that
that's hot and spicy. Now,

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this smelled like like some kind of
lotion. All right, Can I in

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full disclosure? It's an old This
looked like it was a worker pulling into

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there's an old age home, like
a nursing home. But it's set back

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and beautifully appointed kind of you wouldn't
really even know it to there. God's

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waiting room. So this person pulls
in and it's a worker, and uh,

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there may be some ethnicity there,
and there's a lot of lotion,

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like I can smell it. I
go with God like chicken. No no,

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no, no no. It smelled
delicious. It smelled really, it

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smelled nice, but it was definitely
lotions would be delicious. Okay, but

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women, let me ask you this. Let's take it to guys, because

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there are guys that wear a lot
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I just walked by all of them. I got an Irish buddy who

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has but he has it's a night. Yeah, how'd you know? I

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got? Well, it could be
Damien's brother, Yes, it could be.

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It could also be Colin, and
it could be a bunch of it

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could be you. Well, but
I'm not from Ireland. But these guys

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were all the people from Ireland.
But they like, he wears a cologne

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that when he like, it smells
nic it's nice, it's light, but

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you can smell it. And I
smelled somebody else wearing it. And I,

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oh my god, it reminds me
of a chick like ry not not

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a chick. Not a chick,
not a chick. But okay, poison

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was a big uh Do you remember
poison the un huh No no, not

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the band. Oh there was a
perfume called poison. I was like that

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Ambercrome and Fitch Stakes. All right, So when I was in high school,

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there was poison and it will always
remind me of this one girl from

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high school when I smell it.
No matter where, if I smell,

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they go, oh, it takes
you back. It's like a song.

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Well this whatever this guy was wearing
it. It hit me one time and

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I was like, it's Damien.
I was like, where's Damien? But

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he wasn't there. But is that
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Like? I wear nothing? I
wear nothing soap, that's hit coast.

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I don't think guys need to smell
good as long as they don't smell bad.

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I gotcha, Like yeah, but
I as a female, like a

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lot of women wear like lavender,
sense I hate like lavender. Yeah,

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a guy like, I think if
you smell yeah, you don't smell good.

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Don't like have like that dioner Like
if you don't have a bad smell

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like sweaty, yeah, then it's
fine. Like you don't need don't douse

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with a cologne. How about like
you know what's the worst is and you

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have young boys, but more of
my guys they're way older. Axes the

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worse whohouse I still do axe.
It is like the worst thing in the

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world. What the fuck they that's
like like poison and they you could beat

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the Taliban with that ship or whatever
we're fighting loaded because I got a good

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bud Light Real men of genius.
Yeah, I mean my kids wear Dionerant

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already because they are fucking rawnchy.
Yeah right, what is this? That's

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the man? You get the wrong
thing. Here we go. Bud Light

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today. We salute you, mister wagh

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too much cologne wearer like a bullhorn. Your cologne announces your every arrival four

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blocks before you get there. Here, a splish, there, a splash

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everywhere, a splish splash. You
don't stop till every square inch of manhood

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is cold everywhere splsh splash overslept and
haven't got time to shower. Not to

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worry, You've got four gallons of
cologne and a plan, so crack over

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a nice cold bud Light. Mister, way too much cologne wearers because we

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think we smell a winner. Mister, Let's get bud Light beer. And

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I suppose Saint Louis, Missouri.
That's really funny. Love those commercials are

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great. So I when before the
show, I to use the bathroom to

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go outside, right, and I'm
coming back out and these three dudes walk

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by. Yeah, by the way, I just want to let people know

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that I've never done anybody else's podcast
really in here that has ever paid me.

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I have done other people's podcasts,
but they've never taken money for it.

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So this retail space doesn't have a
bathroom in it. Just to let

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you know this real fuck yourself with
your fucking shitty, underhanded bullshit. I

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talked out. God damn it.
All right on, anyway, we get

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some money out of them. Shake
him. I don't want no no,

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the shoe fits no wine. It's
the one. Anyway, walk it out.

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Kevin's in the Chinese restaurant and I
walk out. All of a sudden,

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as soon as I opened the door, I smell no. I spell

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a typical Italian set that I grew
up with. What is it walking?

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But I don't know what it is
because I've never warned. My father didn't

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wear it, but your like uncles
like would wear English. You could tell,

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like if they sent you a card
for your birthday, it was reeked

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of that cologne. That's what they
also smelled like. And I asked Kevin,

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would you smell those guys when they
walked in, and he goes,

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no, I can just smell the
Chinese food. It's like, okay,

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thank you make for men, right, so okay, so I will tell

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you like back of them, but
it's like you could see the cloud.

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Danny got on my ass once about
the Coast soap, one of the worst

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things you could put on your skin. Bub above, Oh it's poisoned.

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Oh okay, according to you're dying
right now. I can see it.

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I Danny's withering away in nineteen In
the early nineties, I was in Park

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City. My aunt had Coast and
I like the way it smelled Coast,

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and it was yeah, so I
always use Coast. So I didn't use

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coasts mostly when I was married,
when I was living by myself again after

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that, I would buy coast.
Coast is cheap, but I will tell

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you this, what has kept me
on coast is women, because women have

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I was at Thirsties and there were
two women and they were talking to me,

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and one of them was standing on
one side of me and one was

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on the other. And she goes, oh my god, you really smelled.

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You smell so good. How many
cabs was she deep? I have

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no fucking idea, No one did
I care. I just was like,

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I don't wear anything, and I
was like, oh, it's the coast.

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And I've had another woman say to
me it's coast. So everybody when

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guys do wear a cologe, yes, I'm sure think I wear nothing that

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it doesn't matter nothing as long as
he don't smell bad. But like when

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a guy puts on a cologne,
like, oh, it's it smells really

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think just right. I watched it. She coasted right into it. Yeah,

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but don't get out of that chair
because he will smell it later.

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No, I will, Oh my
god, so fucking rude. God.

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Okay, in college in college,
because my guy across the hall had a

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really hot mom and he was like
a year younger than me, and I

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used to torture him about his mom, and I always go, hey,

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man, is your mom here?
Because his mom was like striking and the

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woman might have been forty five at
the time. Right, I'm way past

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that now, And I used to
go in then she's too old. So

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then I used to do things when
I knew his mom was around. I

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used to run. One time,
I just busted in. I just busted

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in there, and I think he
was on the phone or something, just

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like scared the ship out. And
I pick up a cushion and I go,

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your mom was here? Is that
bad? That's why you're here?

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All right? Now, I will
tell you that I used to wear Dakar

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noir when I was in high school. Do you remember Jakar? You might

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be too young for no as we
called it racker, all right, Jupe

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was by the way, Jupe smelled
nice. It was. But so I

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wore Dakar noir. There was Uh. I had almost the biggest crush on

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this girl. Her name was Tara
Sullivan. And I say it that way

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because I know people from my hometown
sometimes, Uh, listen and watch the

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history. I just thought she was
the greatest thing in the world. She

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was the salutatorian of her class.
She was a year older than me.

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I convinced her to go to my
prom. I convinced her went to she

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was a freshman in college, to
come back and go to my senior problem

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with me, it's the Patriots years
ago, back at the beginning. Not

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the same girl, but may yeah, so and then and she went to

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an Ivy League school and she was
really brilliant, just as smart. I

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just thought the world of this chicken. I don't know, I don't know

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why. I just I just did. And I snuck out of my house.

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Uh, and I ran and I
had to go meet her. And

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I had to run probably a half
mile and I'm trying to think, but

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it was a far distance. And
I remember like I had to jump over

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a rock wall and a barbed wire
fence and hide because there were headlights coming

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down the street and I wanted to
see me. And then I finally meet

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them, but I had your car
on. You add your car and sweat,

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Laurie. He got a fucking cloud. You have a cloud? What's

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it sounds like? You can't that's
her? That's color n't come on,

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no, don't that is that is
terror? That is that's a sweat and

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that smells like and that's terror today. And yeah, but five years yeah,

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right, so twenty five years ago, honey, we're going like thirty

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five years ago, thirty five forty
years ago. So I am, I

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am, it's this cloud. And
I get in the car and I have

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to sit next and her friend was
driving. We meet them, and I

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tried to get out of the show. She didn't respond, Oh my god,

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my mistery guest joke. Really that's
great. I tried. You didn't

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answer. That's good. Leave it
there, Leave it there. She won't

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try. You should know he remember
remember when you you gave me a boner.

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Well, I get in the car
and I didn't know there were two

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guys in the back, and I
went up saying, I mean, everyone's

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like this awkward silence. It's this
smell. I mean it just enhanced because

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you're I mean, it was like
a fucking mushroom cloud. But I must

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have sprayed it like behind on each
side of my neck, behind my ear,

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down my pants. I mean,
I was just your car. Everywhere

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I went, I was. I
was like a fucking a cumulus, nimbus

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cloud of tra car because I was
coming in. Cloud it is and I

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and I and I don't know because
I don't really you know, I don't

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have my guys living with me.
Jamison, uh is very into. He's

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got a certain colomn that he likes. Uh No, I don't remember.

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I could. Actually I should call
Jamison, but I don't remember what the

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what what it is? Don't take
Obana? Okay, yeah, don't take

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Obana. That's the one he is, and he'll you can smell, but

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it's not as obnoxious. It's kind
of a softer, nicer or you know,

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almost a lift to it in a
sense, which sounds like Alabama and

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a bottle. No, it's not
even Alabama, that's the thing. But

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I go, God, damn man, that your car was just obnoxious.

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You could smell that and it was
the bottle of Tuesday's gone. Do you

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remember? I want to call this
girl so bad? Remember that? Don't

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Polo? Remember Polo? Let's do
it. I was. I was a

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clinique happy, no chance. Why
are you doing? Boss? And why

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am I allowing? Yeah? Crombi
fierce. That stuff was amazing. I

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had sales guys a wham when I
was like twenty on. Hey man,

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we have to color from yours because
I'm not friends for there, you go,

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give me your phone. I'm not
doing it. I'm not connected and

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I'm not doing it. That would
be kind of weird. But I I've

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run into her every once in a
while, So visual answer, No,

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we don't need to do that,
do it. We don't need to about

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ow. It's done in Michel Marini's
hair last week. But by the way,

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it's been a thousand years and nothing
ever happened. That was like,

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I could tell you some weird stories, but nothing ever happened. Nothing.

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We'd like to hear her weird stories
about you, That's what. We don't

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think she has anything, and I
don't think she would probably even remember.

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Do you have people from where did
you do downstag? You know? Okay?

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Ryan beck yep, okay. Do
you have people that you weren't really

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friends with now try to reach out
and like tell you crazy stories about you

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from the past. I don't I
get that more from college people. Okay,

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college people, uh, and probably
because you know you were here and

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you were on the radio and stuff
like that. But I think I was

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leaving here a couple of weeks ago
on a weekend. I couldn't for some

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reason get the internet to connect,
and I need to answers to a litany

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of questions from the rock women's magazine
that's doing a men's edition. Now,

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yeah, wait for this. So
I was walking out and all of a

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sudden, this guy goes, hey, don't walk past, and he says

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his name without saying hello, Bill
Moran, and I didn't recognize him at

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all, and I turned around,
and of course that was a few radio

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guys in hold do that still,
No, but this was a college guy

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and I was thrilled to see him
and this other girl and that was cool.

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But no, I don't really get
that from high school because I didn't.

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I have no idea. I have
no idea what people thought of me,

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no idea. I think it's funny, like, you know, even

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thirty twenty years past, when somebody
from college or high school reaches out to

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you, yeah and says, like
a story that you totally forgot and you

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were just laugh your ass off about
it. Well, because you're reminded of

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it. Yeah, you remember it
and you're like, oh my gosh.

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So Danny and I had a friend
that had another friend. Okay, well

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we weren't friends with but we had
a friend that and his friend would retell

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a story from a childhood and insert
himself in the story, even though they

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weren't even they didn't even know each
other at the time. Like that is

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a next level skill of being nuts, right, is that not? It's

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that's like next level is crazy.
Like when you're telling a story in fourth

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person, that's that's like four K, what are you doing over here?

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I mean, you're making me nervous. I'm commenting on something. I'm sorry

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you're not trying to do with you. I thought you were trying to get

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that girl like you. I was
gonna go, hey, Greg, how

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you doing? You want to hang
out tonight? I love you? Hey,

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guess who's here? We talked to? No one of my cousins sent

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me something. I was just I
apologize. I was not trying to call

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you out of anything. I was
just trying to I thought for sure you

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were still going, yes, look
back to the scent thing for two seconds

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ahead. So since I've been trying
to like figure out like what is good

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for you as far as like products
and what isn't. And I download that

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app that you talked about. I
found that the old spice that I've been

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wearing for years is kind of pleasing. Fuck would you wear I I've worn

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old Old Spice since I was sixteen
years old and I got to high endurance,

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and I gotta tell you, we
would like it. The swagger,

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they love it. Okay, here's
my wife, everybody, I want to

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hear what Laura has old Spice body
wash in the shower. Yes, when

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you walk out, You're gonna bring
a couple of samples. Uh to the

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next sex time Toy party we do
in a couple of weeks at the summer,

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We're gonna do another one, and
I'm gonna bring a couple of samples

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and want the ladies to sniff me
and tell me what works. But like

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it can be for maina or yeah, maybe we do the the Great Wall

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of Johnny China like me and my
friends. We could sniff and tell you,

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guys, sounds awkward. I would
wear this stuff. I would sounds

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like an hr situation. I would
shower with it and then I put on

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the deodorant and maybe the spray,
and people like Lucy Brewer who used to

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work would be like, oh my
gosh, you smell amazing, Like you

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pull people and smell him smell him. He smells amazing. Yeah, but

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then I learned that stuff was toxic, so I started, but it never

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got you laid no, never,
So I got it to well officially,

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so I like I got the certain
people, but not other certain people from

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the past he got. So I
we go to I go to Whole Foods

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because I know they have healthy stuff, and I go to look at their

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deodorance and they're incredibly overpriced. But
I bought him anyway, and like,

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dude, it's like it's like putting
on it's like rips all your hair out.

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Well, you know what, it's
pretty good. Squatch is pretty good,

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is it? Yes? And a
little more expensive. I think it's

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twelve dollars for a deodorant. Who
are thirteen? But it's pretty good and

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it doesn't rip it out. Okay, yeah, it's both of the ones

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that tried not yet not all your
art. And then they leave the paste

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there you see you can see it
on your shirt. Yeah, and then

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you smell. It's really strong,
so you smell at the rest the Scotch

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was one who didn't like or was
that Tom's that you did? Tom's?

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Okay? Tom toms poison? Like, let me Tom Toms poison Doctor Squatch

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is actually Tom Bill's brother's best friend, isn't it. Uh he lives up

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there. Oh, I get this. By the way, since you bring

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that up, Chris Trapper maybe coming
on the show. Yeah, Chris Trapper,

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he's gonna be uh playing the Kevin
got the connection for you? Put

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my brother Kevin, Yes, my
brother Kevin. No, not all right,

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all the good all the good people
in his life, Kevin, that

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may be true. Put the Keg
on my podcast. Yes, we will.

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We will take a moment when we
come back. Laura on the hot

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seat. Little advice, ask Laura, got a couple of ass Laura's.

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vice till they're beating Michael Sable.
Do you know the name of this song?

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Do you even know who it is? No? I'm eating my Tinese

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I do, but I'm just gonna
send it to you. It's called Laura

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by Billy Joel makes me very happy. Yeah, well no, but Ablin

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even had Laura song. No idea. Doesn't sound like a great song either.

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It sounds like a little angry.
Sounds like Laura calls me in the

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middle of the night. Billy Joel
is the piano man. It sounds like

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about the Hooper, sounds a Beatles
B side. It does sound like Beatles.

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It's very beatlesh. Yes, she
sudden, you're gonna get stats on

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this song. Suddenly believe me that
she saw a very good sign, so

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I fight her. It sayesn't sound
like a very friendly song. It doesn't

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make it sound like Laura is a
good person in this song. That's okay

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from the nineteen eighty From the nineteen
eighty two album, Oh that's the side

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pressure. Oh okay, Well that
was an angry you know, under pressure.

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That pressure. That's not under pressure, but pressure. I know pressure.

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I know the song. Uh yeah, that was the year you were

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born. No, that was before
I was born. Oh my god,

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yeah, Danny, you're so fucking
old. Lived my life. But the

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upside is she's been alive, or
at least in the womb, for every

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Patriots Super Bowl. How old are
you thirty eight, thirty nine, thirty

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nine? Yeah, Oh, I
mean I'm like a whole age gap.

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I'm a millennial. I'm not a
gen xer for like Bilichick's wife or girlfriend.

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Oh I guess, yeah, Belichick's
wife. Yeah, she's she's hammered.

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She is hammered. That's why we
need to do be generation BALI wife

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freaking awesome Belichick s X. All
right, so we'll ask Laura some questions

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because we have it would be interesting
check it. I'm not sure what I'm

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doing to attract this, but I've
just had my third girlfriend give me a

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quote unquote test, Laura. The
first was five years ago when a girl

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had three different friends hit on me
at three different times to quote unquote test

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my loyalty. Fortunately I passed and
still stayed with her for a year.

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Bullshit, though it should I know
well though it should admittedly have been a

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warning sign. The second was two
years ago when a woman why do I

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feel like Dan wrote this? A
woman who made a very good, very

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good living left. Let's see,
she made a very good a woman who

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made a very good living left out
a significant amount of money for me to

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find, just to see if what
I would do with it. I found

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it, gave it back, and
yippie. I passed. This one ended

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much sooner because I couldn't shake the
idea of another woman feeling they need to

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test me. Now I'm getting wind
of another test in the air from my

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current girlfriend. She's apparently planning to
set up a scenario with an ex boyfriend

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of hers that I know casually to
see how I handled jealousy issues. Is

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this something every woman is doing?
Now? It feels slimy, and I

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think I'm done with it all.
What do you say, Laura? I

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don't think that any woman should do
this? Yeah, okay, but do

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you now listen, Laura, I
hate to say this. I don't hate

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to say this. I know some
of your friends and they would totally do

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They would totally fucking do this.
How insecure are you? No? Exactly?

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Hold on, Dan, That's what
I was just gonna say. Is

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it is? I know, I'm
so. I may be a few glasses

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wine in, but I remember to
call you dad. Uh No? Insecurity?

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This is what it rereaks up and
as soon as you started reading it,

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I was wondering if this guy is
maybe to me. I thought,

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maybe he's better looking than the women
that he dates. Oh wow, really

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it may be true. I don't
know, and I still questioning him.

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The woman leaving out money that definitely
was like, okay, is he dating

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me because he left I left out
money? Do I make more money than

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him? The woman the first woman
who tried to set him up on three

405
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:26,079
like, yeah, that's just right
pathetic. Yeah you didn't do anything like

406
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,680
that. No, do you know
girls who have or women? I shouldn't

407
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,480
take girls. I think that I
know people who like test people, maybe

408
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:37,359
not try and set them up for
traps. I got you. I actually

409
00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:42,599
you tested Joe. Come on,
No, what's funny is the other day

410
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:47,640
I got paid. I got paid
cash by a client, so she paid

411
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,839
me in hundreds and so like Joe
literally was at my house. I wasn't

412
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,839
even there, and he sent me
a picture of all hundreds. He's like,

413
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,640
were you dancing the other night?
Wow? As a joke, but

414
00:30:57,759 --> 00:31:00,720
like I didn't even, Like,
I know he's not going to take money.

415
00:31:02,119 --> 00:31:04,720
And if he takes money, like, what do you need it for?

416
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,640
You? Taking you out. Yeah, no, I just think I

417
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:17,480
think that that is if you don't
have trust, you don't have anything well

418
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,119
early on in a relationship. I
don't know. There are people who do

419
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,799
that. I don't know why,
because I'm with you either are in or

420
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,359
you're out, you know, and
if you're one foot in one foot out,

421
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,039
don't do these test things. It's
a little ridiculous. We've talked about

422
00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:33,240
how I am like if someone,
if someone I were dating, were to

423
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:36,599
be hit on by someone else,
like, I'm not going to get jealous,

424
00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:42,119
like that is no, Like that's
great if you find whoever I'm dating

425
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:49,519
attractive, Like if that person chooses
we'll say Joe, just because if he's

426
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:53,839
the current guy. Yeah, if
he chose almost, I feel like that

427
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,480
we just found a little weakness and
the us almost Danny, you're the sober

428
00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:02,319
one here. Did I hear that
wrong? Then? Just a little just

429
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:07,720
a little crack. Someone were to
hit on him and he were to pursue

430
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,319
that, then I'd be like,
you're loss, Like, it's just that's

431
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,720
not me. I'm not going to
be jealous. But no more with this

432
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,839
shake, don't don't let someone set
you up. That's well it is as

433
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,200
Helen. I'd walk. Yeah,
it would make me want to watch walk,

434
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,200
Like what are red flags? Oh
my gosh. My next wife used

435
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:30,880
to like she would gaslight me and
stuff like that to like how she say,

436
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,200
like, would you ever cheat on
me? I'm like, I said,

437
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:35,519
here's what I said ago while she
was cheating on you. I go,

438
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:42,279
I go when I go when like
like like, are you serious?

439
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,640
And she goes, you're laughing you're
smiling. You do cheat, don't you?

440
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,440
I do it? I don't just
trying to do stupid stuff like that

441
00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:54,359
called justification. Is that like a
guilty conscious you think, like coming out

442
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:58,079
a little bit? Oh yeah,
problem prob. Yeah. She wasn't real

443
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,599
bright, low into. She's not
like manipulate. She was like the queen

444
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,119
of it. She would set me
up. She's like, I had twenty

445
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,440
dollars in here? Did you take
it? I go no, I didn't

446
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,599
know you had twenty dollars in there, so you would take it? I

447
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,599
go no, I didn't mind.
If you're testing someone like that, that

448
00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:16,920
is just yeah, that's why she's
on her third marriage. But Den was

449
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,319
in love. Let me ask you
this, like, I feel like when

450
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:27,200
you are most attractive to another,
to the opposite sex or the same sex

451
00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:32,079
or whatever you're attracting is when you're
confident in yourself and I don't need And

452
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,839
if that shit was going on,
like if there was some kind of a

453
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,240
test going on, I go,
I don't need this shit. I'm not

454
00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:44,200
doing this, yeah, right,
Or or if you test me and you

455
00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:47,039
have your really hot, like slightly
hotter girlfriend come over and I end up

456
00:33:47,079 --> 00:33:52,519
making it out with her, that
was your fault. That's not on you,

457
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,839
And like again it is. I
think there's so much about confidence,

458
00:33:55,960 --> 00:34:00,440
Like if you were confidence is sexy, by the way, on both ends.

459
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:07,039
I've always said that a woman over
forty is the sexiest a woman can

460
00:34:07,119 --> 00:34:10,599
be because there's the confidence you've got
life experience. You put on red lipstick

461
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:16,639
and there you go, shy of
it, just shy. But I always

462
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:22,440
thought, like I use forty as
as kind of the marker because by that

463
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:27,239
point, you know you're you know
who you are more or less. I'm

464
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,599
not saying you're You're not going to
evolve and change, absolutely, I think

465
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:32,119
that everybody does. I'm not the
same person I was five years ago,

466
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,440
and neither is probably anybody in this
room. But at the same time,

467
00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:39,840
I do think that there's something with
women, that there is a confidence that

468
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:46,400
they exude. And I find women
over forty about a forty I'm good to

469
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,840
you women. Most of those women
are going to be women who have are

470
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:59,239
divorced, have been through the life
experiences, know what they will women,

471
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:07,199
I mean like and just and like
yeah, they're like, look at I

472
00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:10,760
went through this. I know what
I'm worth. Yes, yes, they

473
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,920
put that there. I think that's
a great term of what I am worth.

474
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,000
Absolutely, Now you don't want to
get carried away with that either way,

475
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:21,000
some girls do get carried away.
What are you talking about? Hang

476
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:29,000
on, here comes to Chevy Cruz. These women put out these Instagram videos

477
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:31,960
like I expect him to take me
to this post. I remember that one

478
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:36,559
video that we like ripped apart and
I was like, I hate this woman.

479
00:35:36,679 --> 00:35:39,559
Yeah. What I say all the
time for men and for women,

480
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:46,119
confidence not cockiness. Like I would
never want to date a guy who was

481
00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:51,440
too cocky, because you're just gonna
annoy the ship out of me. But

482
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:53,400
I want you to carry yourself well. I want you to feel like you

483
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:59,119
can provide for yourself, because that's
how I am like I work my ass

484
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,000
off, I run my business,
I take care of my kids, I

485
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:06,159
do everything. I know that I'm
a great person. But I'm not gonna

486
00:36:06,159 --> 00:36:07,760
sit here and be like, oh, I'm too good for you, Like

487
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:15,760
I'm not fucking cocky at all.
Shut up, Covin there was I saw

488
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,599
a video the other day. I
was scrolling through Instagram and this one girl

489
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,880
like you know how like they like
to like point up in the sky when

490
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,079
they're doing a video and have a
little caption and they play this little song

491
00:36:24,199 --> 00:36:30,639
behind it, and the meme says
when he asks you where you want to

492
00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:34,639
eat on a first date, on
a first date, and she plays this

493
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,840
little song that says I didn't help
my son, or something about being proud

494
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,880
to raise a girl. In other
words, she was accusing this guy on

495
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,400
their first date of being a girl
because he considered her feelings as to where

496
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,639
to eat. In other words,
I want you to tell me what to

497
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:52,840
do, and I'm like, bitch, honestly, like you drinking, you

498
00:36:52,039 --> 00:36:57,960
can't win. You can't win with
these chicks on a second now hang out

499
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,000
In other words like well hang on
hanging hanging wait wait wait, wait wait

500
00:37:00,039 --> 00:37:02,960
wait, I have to I have
to come in here and I will say

501
00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:07,519
and I'm going to say this.
Laura is going to be able to hear

502
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:10,239
all this, and I think it
shall be more on my side. If

503
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:15,239
it's a first date and the guy
asks and I I hear exactly what you're

504
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,039
saying, like, hey, where
would you like to go? Or I

505
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:24,239
think the better question would be what
do you like? And then I will

506
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,760
find that and I will take you
there and I will make a whole night

507
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,079
of it. Because I think there
is something and I know it's old fashioned,

508
00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:37,559
and I know that it may be
seem chauvinistic to some people or whatever,

509
00:37:37,159 --> 00:37:40,719
but there's something about chivalry that I
think is lost, and I think

510
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,039
that it is greatly appreciated. And
I think Dan Brillow, you are a

511
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:50,199
very chival chivalrist guy. I really
do. I don't know. I do.

512
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,199
I think that Danny's well mannered and
does all this stuff, So I

513
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,719
think you. But my point is
that I think when if it is a

514
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,400
first date, and I get it, these fuck we we see like this,

515
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:01,800
But I think that's what guys me. They say, So what do

516
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:08,760
you want to do? The shows
a week? Are we getting into semantics

517
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,840
here, Hang on a second,
Laura does does what do you want to

518
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,559
do? Sort of seem a weakness
into what do you like? What?

519
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,000
What kind of food do you like? What kind of music do you like?

520
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,519
I love when a guy makes a
plan. Yes, that is there's

521
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:27,800
something I am very open, like, I'm sorry, I love going out

522
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,440
to dinner. I actually I will
say, like I'm not a big like,

523
00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:34,039
don't take me to like Apasta house, do a small plates thing.

524
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,760
Yeah, and let's go find the
live music. If a guy like knows

525
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:42,199
that that is my thing, plan
to night like I just getting blown on

526
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:47,679
the way from the restaurant to the
concert. Side of that, spit on

527
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,519
that, Okay, that may be
the best version of Hawk two I've heard.

528
00:38:52,840 --> 00:39:00,480
That was phenomenal. Always always good. Something flip side is you say,

529
00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:01,199
hey, here's what we're gonna do. No, I'd rather do this,

530
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,079
Okay, come on, man,
that's what it comes down to.

531
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,840
I get this. I used to
get this crap all the talk because you're

532
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:14,760
you're dating the wrong people, but
because my wife even does it occasionally,

533
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,039
because you're let's go, I go. Let's go to like let's say Texas

534
00:39:20,119 --> 00:39:22,639
Roadhouse, for example, no,
I don't want to do give us his

535
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:28,400
Danny. We've done it before.
I got it. Because she's in a

536
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,679
relationship, Laura, we need to
we need not make a hack joke.

537
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:40,079
One is a hack joke. Why
are you doing? Trust me, you're

538
00:39:40,119 --> 00:39:45,440
doing this diet my idea. The
die was my idea. The die was

539
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,039
my idea. Laura wants another drink, I die, it was my id

540
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,239
I'm busting your ball. I understand
that. But here's here's what I would

541
00:39:52,280 --> 00:40:00,119
say. You have gotten lazy.
I have yes with your relationship because you're

542
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:06,159
gonna hang on, because you're gonna
really tread the steakhouse instead of when it's

543
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,920
new. And this is what happens
in a lot of relationships. Oh,

544
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,559
my life coach, my friend,
my life coach. I would say that

545
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,719
sometimes we get into road. Don't
get upset with me. But part of

546
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,280
this is I'm playing with you.
I know I'm listening. Don't turn into

547
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:28,400
dug the I'm listening. I'm not
his ship fucking, but don't be don't

548
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,480
mean the I I would think they
sometimes like, we've been to the road.

549
00:40:34,119 --> 00:40:37,440
What is it the road, Texas
roadhouse, Let's go We've been there

550
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,239
before. You like the food,
I would love. I love the food

551
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,559
there. I'm sorry, so I'm
not a big chain restaurant loves especially the

552
00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:45,840
biscuits. But if you said,
all of a sudden, hey, honey,

553
00:40:46,119 --> 00:40:49,639
you know what we've done Texas Roadhouse, I would like a steak,

554
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,559
but I'm going to take you to
wherever that does steaks and it's a little

555
00:40:53,639 --> 00:40:59,920
more of an adventure. Women love
surprise. I think the the idea.

556
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:05,719
Uh and no, okay, let
me let me try to finish this stupid

557
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,360
thought because I'm drunken you or not, I would say, because it's a

558
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,519
little bit, it'll evaporate, it'll
be gone, just like but my I

559
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,880
I think women like and I've always
thought that they like somebody who's gonna come

560
00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:21,920
and not have command and be bossing
all this, but almost feel like they're

561
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,400
along for the ride and taken care
of. Am I wrong in that,

562
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:28,320
Laura? And I know that that
sounds very chauvinistic, and I think some

563
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,440
people are go, you're a fucking
Chauvenes's asshole. I don't know. I

564
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,199
think women should if they want to
work, work, if you want to

565
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,880
do whatever you want, be you
know, uh, not shave your arm

566
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,079
pitch. That's great, it could
be hot. I don't know. I've

567
00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:43,719
never done it. I'm just saying, like any any number of things.

568
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,000
But I still think there's something about
the role and you like a man who's

569
00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:52,360
gonna kind of take the man usually
Ada when we're not married and we're tough.

570
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,800
Yeah, well we're not dieting.
Yeah, okay, it'll be Friday

571
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,000
Saturday nights we go out, I
go, she goes, all right,

572
00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:02,159
So what do you want to do
to or I'll say, okay, there's

573
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:06,239
always a question that makes your sphinxter
tight. We used to make mine.

574
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,320
Yeah, let's take it like like
it's let's up there with what you're thinking.

575
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,519
Yeah, I'm like, I'm thinking
about watch a freaking baseball game.

576
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,039
But anyway, what you do at
the courthouse, the thing is is that

577
00:42:16,079 --> 00:42:21,000
let's dose Texas Roadhouse. I'm on
the mood for steak. Okay, okay,

578
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:25,639
well let's do let's let's do Joey's
in Pdfield. I'm on the mood

579
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:30,159
for post. Right now, we're
playing this game. Okay, you dropped

580
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,719
the ball right there. When she
says the first I'm not move for that.

581
00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:37,280
What do you look at what are
you into? What you want to

582
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,559
stay in? But but we play
this game all the time. That's why

583
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:44,320
I stopped asking that question. But
that's the key question. But this is

584
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,960
where I think, what do you
know? I don't know wrong, I

585
00:42:47,079 --> 00:42:51,039
may be wrong, but I think
this is where sort of cracks happen in

586
00:42:51,079 --> 00:42:53,360
a relationship. You get kind of
tired of the other person, right a

587
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,280
little bit like here we go again. It's the same old thing. It's

588
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,840
the same old game. We're going
to play the same old game. And

589
00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:02,119
I think if you said, hey, listen, I don't know what you're

590
00:43:02,159 --> 00:43:06,440
in the mood for tonight. We're
going up to the lake because it's a

591
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,079
beautiful night, the weather is great, and we're going to Hedges and they

592
00:43:09,159 --> 00:43:12,920
have a great menu up there.
And if there's nothing on the menu that

593
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,920
you like, you're gonna love their
cocktails and you're gonna love the view and

594
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,599
we're gonna have a great night tonight. Get in the car, put on

595
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:21,119
your best son dress. I want
to see you know what. I want

596
00:43:21,159 --> 00:43:30,280
a little little hints of cheek when
you bend over a spring. No,

597
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:35,320
but what I'm saying like that to
me, that would be like I think

598
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,000
that would be the better thing.
And I'm saying this as an old man

599
00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:42,559
now. I wish I knew this
in my thirties. I wish I knew

600
00:43:42,559 --> 00:43:45,320
this in my twenties. I didn't
I even think it would be fun,

601
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,239
Like if if you can't say,
I'm like, I'm really in the mood

602
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,880
for Mexican. Yeah, and whoever
I'm with is like, I'm really in

603
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,559
the mood for you. Take me
from Mexican, Dan, you get spicy

604
00:43:55,639 --> 00:44:00,800
taco. Later, well, it's
like, go to Wegmans, get a

605
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,360
meal, Go, grab a bottle
of wine, go somewhere. Yeah,

606
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,599
take a picnic. It's cool.
Picnic. God, just have like,

607
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,159
yeah, you don't have to be
on the exact same plan. Iman.

608
00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:16,480
I like the Spotaneiti. That's the
big thing, man. You know what

609
00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:20,559
that is. You know what spontane
is. It's a lady boner giver.

610
00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:25,239
I can't wait. Let's speak some
Spontanati and a little bit of cheek,

611
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:30,760
a little bit. There is something
I have to there is something. There

612
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:37,599
is something about a woman in the
sun dress that's inappropriately too short and there

613
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:43,119
it's mostly way too young for me. Like I can't even look at that

614
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,920
too, but they're way too short. And there's something where the ass cheek

615
00:44:46,079 --> 00:44:52,599
begins and the leg ends that fold
right there that I fucking I don't know

616
00:44:52,679 --> 00:44:58,320
what it is. I don't know
what girls with the next letter too.

617
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,400
No, I'm not getting pictures,
you know why, because there's a lot

618
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,280
of waffle in there, I'm sure, and it's not gonna happen. Nobody

619
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,719
wants to see any of that anyways, Dude, quit being in relationships.

620
00:45:12,559 --> 00:45:16,119
Yes, these women are not confident
and it's just gonna be. You don't

621
00:45:16,119 --> 00:45:19,920
want to life for that. We
have a few more asked lauras. But

622
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:25,440
then there's also I wonder if higher
intelligence leads to higher kink? Just an

623
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:32,079
ask, just an ask, Yeah, does higher intelligence higher kink? A

624
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:37,679
philosophy a philosophy professor found dead at
the bottom of the canyon, and a

625
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,159
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647
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Yo to swim like biggest hit.
They're nineteen ninety three, the summer of

648
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,960
ninety three, that's the way love
goes. Yeah. And who's going to

649
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:52,960
see Janet Jackson? Where July Darian
Lake? Ah, Janet Jackson's playing Darien

650
00:47:53,039 --> 00:48:00,000
Lake. It's fallen off a little
bit. No, it's fine. She's

651
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:07,960
amazing, Yeah she is. That's
the impression by a friend who said.

652
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,840
In high school, she's about your
age. And the song black Cat came

653
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,760
out the school. The school's nickname
was the Wildcats, so when the song

654
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,960
black Cat came out, they used
that as their theme song for everything,

655
00:48:20,039 --> 00:48:23,920
every touchdown, every introduction to the
teams. And they just got sick of

656
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,719
the song. But the principal thought, just the kids like this, Oh,

657
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,519
this would be a perfect theme side
for our school. And they all

658
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:37,400
got fed up. But they would
start booing look at this. So who

659
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,639
did you buy tickets to this or
were they a gift? No? Okay,

660
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:46,519
expensive, you get the I don't
know if a guy knows what you

661
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,760
like. We learned that last segment. I asked this question. The higher

662
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:57,360
intellect is it, the higher the
kink. Sometimes I don't know the answer

663
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,320
to this question. I just propose
it or rhetorically only to just ask that.

664
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:07,679
Because there is a philosophy professor who
plunged to his death amid an investigation

665
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:16,119
over historical sexual assault allegations and an
extremely kinky, illicit drug taking double life

666
00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:22,039
behind closed doors. According to an
escort who entertained, who entered, excuse

667
00:49:22,119 --> 00:49:25,960
me into a sex contract with a
seventy seven year old promising to make her

668
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:31,679
daddy happy. You have a contract, a sex contract. I have mind

669
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:37,679
reviewed by Greg Connors doctor John Forge, an honorary professor at the University of

670
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,519
Sydney. Okay, so this is
out of but take it anywhere. I

671
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:45,639
don't know human, right, but
you're a human. Was found dead in

672
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:51,639
the bottom of a gorge on May
second, hours after detectives knocked on his

673
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,880
door to request he attended a police
station for questioning. He was about to

674
00:49:54,960 --> 00:50:01,960
be exposed, said a Sydney sex
worker Miss Silverstein says she had been in

675
00:50:02,039 --> 00:50:07,519
an eight month financial arrangement with doctor
Ford after he became one of her clients

676
00:50:07,559 --> 00:50:12,559
in January left year a handwritten contract
outline the duties to her dearest daddy John.

677
00:50:12,639 --> 00:50:15,079
Above all, she will do everything
she can to make her daddy happy.

678
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:21,079
The note says she will do this
by being a good obedient girl.

679
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,960
But above all, she will love
him and try to please him in any

680
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,079
way she can. Her love is
her greatest gift. Specific her daddy will

681
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:31,239
have an exclusive use of her body
to do as he likes. He may

682
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:37,679
introduce activities that set out under punishment
simply because he wants to. She has

683
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:42,039
a right to say what she wants, but Daddy decides according to this.

684
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,679
In a disturbing role playing video,
Miss Silverstein and doctor Forge address addresses to

685
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:51,800
the escort as if she were a
student in one of his lectures. This

686
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:57,159
is amazing this guy, this guy
went out on a high note. I

687
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,159
think you know what I'm sending.
Why I'm sending you this message, she

688
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:04,039
says, It is in view for
quite the outrageous behavior of my last lecture.

689
00:51:04,079 --> 00:51:07,199
You came in dressed quite inappropriately.
You had an extremely short skirt and

690
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,519
outrageously high heels. You sat in
the very front row of my lecture,

691
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:15,159
and it discovered that you were you
were not wearing underwear at all. So

692
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,119
there was some cheek. Yeah,
there was a lot of cheek. I'm

693
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:21,920
just saying this that I do wonder
if higher the intellect, higher the kink

694
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,159
only in this that you get bored
easily, Like the run of the mill

695
00:51:25,639 --> 00:51:30,800
just boards you, and so you
get into more and more raising the level.

696
00:51:31,119 --> 00:51:35,159
When you keep raising the level,
it's you're never going to be satisfied.

697
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,199
No, I think that's sort of
But I would say that about life

698
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:43,239
in a sense like I always say, you never get it. Here's would

699
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,679
be my example. But you never
get it done, and you you never

700
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,159
you never get it done. You
never get anything done in life. Right.

701
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,360
And you get a new car.
You've been wanting this new car,

702
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,719
You've been wanting it, wanting it, wanting it. I love it.

703
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,760
I can't wait. A Lamborghini is
the greatest thing in the world. Is

704
00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:00,199
so well made, Italian, blah
blah, the leather. I get it,

705
00:52:00,519 --> 00:52:04,760
and about two weeks later it's just
a LAMBORGHAINTI that's in my garage.

706
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:07,760
It isn't the thing that I'm chasing
anymore. We always need to be you

707
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,559
know, in some sense. But
I do wonder sometimes people who are smarter

708
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,000
get bored easier. I don't know. It's like equivalent to lifelong learning.

709
00:52:16,599 --> 00:52:22,000
Like if you are someone who likes
to continually learn and educate yourself, why

710
00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:27,159
wouldn't you want to continually try things
and push boundaries and you know, try

711
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,360
new experiences, even if it's in
the bedroom. Okay, So where would

712
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:36,320
the line be, Laura, There
is no line, right, very blurred,

713
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,199
like I'm very like, I'm open
to trying a lot of things.

714
00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:44,880
So it just how are you gonna
know? Why you're looking at me like

715
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,320
that you're willing to do? Go
ahead, ask because I was going to

716
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,599
ask me. It's fine. No, no, like you No, I

717
00:52:50,679 --> 00:52:53,760
mean you're open to trying new things
such like a train. No like that

718
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:59,079
has no interest in me? Yeah, I know interest another girl? No

719
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:04,760
like, but like with a partner. There's nothing that I think I want

720
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,400
to try one on one with a
partner. One on one yeah, okay,

721
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,639
so no other third party? No? Yeah, I think that I

722
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:15,000
agree with you. I agree with
you. Yeah, I think that's right.

723
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:22,199
I mean the the dom sub thing
that is kind of like you do.

724
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,159
Yeah, it depends on where it
takes her for dinner. So are

725
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:29,119
you hang on a second, are
you the dom or the sub? I

726
00:53:29,199 --> 00:53:34,440
think I I'm being either. You
wouldn't mind being either? So have you

727
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,159
ever and then without trying, but
have you ever been the dom? And

728
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:44,320
what does that entail? Because sometimes
it seems like just humiliation. Never never

729
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:47,400
a dom like, but like there
was one relationship I was in a like

730
00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:53,000
post divorce that like the guy sort
of just role played like being me being

731
00:53:53,119 --> 00:53:59,000
submissive, and like I really enjoyed
that. Yeah, I don't know what

732
00:53:59,159 --> 00:54:04,320
what is submit and what would be
submissive by your definition? Was there any

733
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:12,960
like tiney up kind of thing or
maybe continue continue continue, I just heard

734
00:54:13,519 --> 00:54:21,239
there are boners around the world.
Is just like handsome, like like I

735
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:28,920
like the dirty you were your Yeah? Really, who's a bad girl?

736
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:36,199
Wow, you've been a bad girl. Bad girl by the way, somebody

737
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,280
has done this before, somebody's been
there. I love you, daddy that

738
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:43,039
I'm sorry to call you daddy,
but yeah, that is that's phenomenal.

739
00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:51,559
Yes, but he was a submissive
he was the one called he was the

740
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:57,039
don So you like, okay,
so you like that sort of thing.

741
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:02,920
What about like, h the only
I've never done that. I've never really

742
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:09,119
been involved. I've done kinky things, but I don't think anything that's that

743
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:15,679
outrageous. But fifty shades of gray, like the little whips and things like

744
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,159
like not the whips, but some
of that I don't even know what they're

745
00:55:19,199 --> 00:55:22,719
called. There's things that would spank
you, things that would frosting. Yeah,

746
00:55:23,519 --> 00:55:27,320
you like that shirt. You've actually
never done that, but I would

747
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:31,920
completely try it. You would,
Yeah, so buy one tomorrow yesterday?

748
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:39,199
Okay, So I would try it? You would, yeah? I mean

749
00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:44,960
what what would be the limits for
you? Like, Okay, there are

750
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:49,599
things like nipple clamps, anything that
look painful and horrible to me. Yeah,

751
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,480
Jesus Christ, I like, why
not? I don't know, Like

752
00:55:55,079 --> 00:55:59,400
we're not here for a long time, We're here for good, like like

753
00:56:00,199 --> 00:56:05,679
that's why I just like, I'm
open to trying things if it's with everything

754
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,320
would have to be with someone I
trust, like the guys that I dated

755
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,440
for two weeks here and there.
If there was anything like I didn't trust

756
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,920
those people, like if I'm in
a committed relationship with someone I trust.

757
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:21,119
Why not what's your term of when
you say dating, like for two weeks?

758
00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:24,800
Where you may I be really,
this is gross. I'm sleeping with

759
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,480
most of them, but some of
them there were, Yeah, well,

760
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:35,159
I mean why not those guys that
I dated for Here's what's weird though,

761
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,840
because I think that if a guy
was sitting with his guy friends and said,

762
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,119
hey, you know, with a
couple, we'd all be like yeah.

763
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,599
But if we hear that from a
woman, I still think there's a

764
00:56:45,639 --> 00:56:49,599
double standard, and I think that's
kind of I really think that's shitty there.

765
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,239
Yeah, I think I was judged
a lot in my post divorce were

766
00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:59,519
by whom other women? Other women, yeah, really real housewives, webster

767
00:56:59,599 --> 00:57:05,119
billy, but a lot of a
lot of the other moms that I know

768
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,400
that are married and maybe not in
happy marriages, Like they'd be like,

769
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,480
oh my god, look at her, she's going out like she's you guys

770
00:57:13,599 --> 00:57:17,480
know, like I was dating a
lot of younger guys, like I went

771
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:21,639
to a freaking music fast for a
few days, Like this sounds like a

772
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:27,079
jealousy thing to absolutely. I still
think I think, you know, green

773
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,519
is a negative color on a lot
of people. So what would you say

774
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:35,440
to anybody who's in a marriage like
that right where they're sort of looking and

775
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,920
maybe a little bit envious but shading
throwing some shade your way, would you

776
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,079
say that their husband needs to step
up and try to do something. Try

777
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:50,400
you can try fun things. And
I brought ideas up to my ex husband

778
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,840
and he was never on board with
it. So like I tried no flogging,

779
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:59,760
no no god, no no videos. Would you make your own homemade

780
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,079
poor if I was in a serious
relationship, if you're yeah, would you

781
00:58:02,159 --> 00:58:06,079
trust enough that it would never get
out? But would you trust that it

782
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:08,440
would never get out? Because that's
a big thing, Like you wouldn't want

783
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:14,159
that shown up on your mom's email
or your aunt's email. And I but

784
00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:23,440
there are times where people but there
are people who have weaponized thatscriber, But

785
00:58:24,639 --> 00:58:29,400
you know what, we don't have
subscribers do for free. But you're not

786
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,760
off there, Laurie. You're touching
on something or touching on something that is

787
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:37,920
being considered. But I always wonder, like you wouldn't want that, So

788
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:45,920
you have to really trust to the
point because sometimes things end maybe unexpectedly maybe

789
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:51,199
one person doesn't want it, somebody
else has, and then feelings are hurt.

790
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,360
And sometimes if you can't regulate your
emotions, you want to weaponize something

791
00:58:54,519 --> 00:58:59,840
so you feel as bad as I
feel, which is something we've discussed in

792
00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:02,679
other podcast and that's a It's a
horrible way, and that's why there are

793
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:07,400
laws against that. But I think
it's mostly guys, because I think that

794
00:59:07,519 --> 00:59:12,880
guys have a hard time dealing with
the emotional stuff. I don't think we

795
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,639
know how, and so we would, you know, weaponize it and throw

796
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:21,559
it out. You look at your
granddaughter, this is a pillow butter whatever

797
00:59:21,679 --> 00:59:27,159
you guys, you don't want videos
of themselves. No, we never look

798
00:59:27,199 --> 00:59:30,039
as good as you think you do. Yeah, and go ahead, Danny,

799
00:59:30,079 --> 00:59:32,800
you think you do. No,
I don't think. I don't mean

800
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,360
that. I'm just thinking of whenever
I see video of bar fights, I

801
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:44,519
always think to myself, never right, I'm just taken away from sex for

802
00:59:44,679 --> 00:59:47,840
more. You see bar fights and
you see guys. It's sloppy, drunks.

803
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,599
They think they're in the like,
man, what I do with that?

804
00:59:51,639 --> 00:59:55,079
Guy? Really needed a lot of
real estate open? There. You

805
00:59:55,199 --> 00:59:59,440
got one guy who's eighteen beers into
the night, you get another guy who's

806
00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:02,960
nine years into the night. Ones
got an advantage clearly just by bac I

807
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:07,599
got it. But you know,
let's moves. Yeah, there's maybe it's

808
01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:12,280
all kinds of shitty stuff. And
so I would say, like, you

809
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,639
don't want to look at that.
You probably don't want to look at yourself

810
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:17,800
having sex either. Yeah, sometimes
those things are better left to the imagination

811
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:24,800
or the moment you wake with the
camera. What like in the gun?

812
01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:29,480
What would you do because you said
you dated younger guys. Now, if

813
01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:31,320
I were a younger guy and I
knew that I had, you know,

814
01:00:32,039 --> 01:00:37,239
a blonde, older, slightly older
woman, you know that I may secretly

815
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,880
set up a camera. What if
you found out later on that I secretly

816
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:45,239
taped us and I beat off to
it every night for a month. I

817
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:52,519
mean I would feel really flattered.
You should absolutely, should you, little

818
01:00:52,599 --> 01:00:57,000
whore? Yeah? Wouldn't you?
I mean absolutely? Yeah? Yeah?

819
01:00:57,159 --> 01:01:01,039
Like well, I mean I've talked
to them here about like the NFL guy

820
01:01:01,239 --> 01:01:07,480
who did ask me videotape and I
was like, what, wait, what

821
01:01:07,639 --> 01:01:13,199
the football player that I dated?
I don't remember this, Kevin? Yeah,

822
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:15,719
what do we know about this?
Only because you're like the brains of

823
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,719
the show. I can tell you
to you in position if you want to,

824
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,920
you can figure it out. He
was a fifth round draft pick.

825
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:30,400
He got drafted by the Jets.
Heat Yeah, nickname the Terminator, lives

826
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,239
in Cincinnati, Ohio. Did long
distance with him for like two months.

827
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,519
Super nice, not earl David Reid. How did you meet him? I

828
01:01:38,599 --> 01:01:42,360
met him when I was in Florida. We just met at a bar and

829
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:46,639
hit it off, and I drafted
to Cincinnati to visit him. He was

830
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:52,920
drafted. He was in the NFL
for six years. He played for the

831
01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:59,840
Jets, the Giants. We could
call him right now, Cincinnati, and

832
01:02:00,119 --> 01:02:04,960
then he ended up at the Bills, had a hamstring injury and left,

833
01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:09,800
look at your phone. Doo doo
doo doo doo. Do do Come on,

834
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,639
Danny, can you come up with
it? Come on? I gave

835
01:02:14,719 --> 01:02:19,679
him the answer. Do you know
the guy? Yeah? I forgot that

836
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,679
he had actually like played John Connor, John Connor. I forgot that he

837
01:02:22,679 --> 01:02:28,119
even played for the Bills. John
Connor. He's super nice. Yeah,

838
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,719
that's why they made those him And
we did the long distance for two months.

839
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,320
It didn't work out, but we
kept in contact. He was actually

840
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,840
supposed to come and visit in January, and then I started dating Joe Baby.

841
01:02:42,079 --> 01:02:45,760
I told him stay home. Yeah, back on the market. Wow,

842
01:02:46,079 --> 01:02:52,800
I'm off the market. Yeah,
he's super nice. He was a

843
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,599
really nice guy. I don't know, all right, all right, so

844
01:02:54,760 --> 01:03:00,599
yeah, he asked about video.
Take me. That's a ballsy question,

845
01:03:01,039 --> 01:03:05,719
hear Jock. That's somebody in the
the public eye. That's a ballsy question.

846
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,840
Well, here's why I get it. You like watching tape. You

847
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:12,800
want to see where you gotta get
You gotta figure out what what am I

848
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,159
doing to? All twenty two he's
got sean madness boy and everything. You

849
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,920
got see the old face too soon? I mean you know, I mean,

850
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,280
all right, hair boom. What
about mirrors and things like that that

851
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:29,239
can be king. You know,
a mirror like somebody pulling your hair so

852
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,679
you as like you can see the
face in the mirror and you're behind the

853
01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:36,920
person. That's something I got it. Anybody in college you had one right

854
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,199
over there? No, you know
one of those like body minutes, stend

855
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:45,079
up with this ask flora microphone with
your pencil. You're just happy to see

856
01:03:45,079 --> 01:03:49,119
it. I'm happy to see you, Yes, the next, Well,

857
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:53,800
how far into a relationship should your
significant other social media profile picture be the

858
01:03:53,960 --> 01:04:01,000
two of you? Would you be
upset if you're significant other if they never

859
01:04:01,199 --> 01:04:04,440
bothered to make their Instagram or Facebook
profile picture one of the two of you.

860
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:09,159
Joe, did you send this in? Yes? It is some Joe,

861
01:04:10,119 --> 01:04:14,639
it's not. No, it's not. How soon is too soon to

862
01:04:14,719 --> 01:04:21,199
put in a relationship status? Love
Joe, love Joe? Did this hit

863
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,239
too far, too close to home
or something? No? I'm just not

864
01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:30,400
big on profile pictures, Like I
updated mine in November and I had it

865
01:04:30,519 --> 01:04:33,360
updated it in about three years.
Like, I don't switch out my profile

866
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:40,760
picture. I don't. My profile
is me, like, uh, but

867
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:47,639
his is us love it yours is
not you guys. Wow, that's amazing.

868
01:04:48,239 --> 01:04:54,400
That is amazing. Now, if
someone doesn't switch their their profile picture,

869
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:58,760
are they trying to hide something?
No, because he's like on my

870
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:03,119
social media but I I just that's
not me. I am me. It's

871
01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:08,440
like I'm Laura McKenny. Like,
I don't think. I don't know,

872
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:13,400
Like, are you do you like
being his part of his profile? I

873
01:05:13,559 --> 01:05:16,320
find it very flattering. Yes,
I think it's very sweet. Has he

874
01:05:16,519 --> 01:05:19,840
been upset? That you didn't change
it. No, no, I don't

875
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:25,679
think you had asked me to.
I would if somebody like Kevin, you

876
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,559
have an inquisitive look on your face. I saw your face twitch. Okay,

877
01:05:29,679 --> 01:05:31,719
if somebody posted if you've only been
dating for like a month in your

878
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:39,760
profile picture, oh that's your psycho, psycho tacky. Another asked Laura,

879
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:45,400
I injured my back at work three
months ago. I can bear true,

880
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:50,960
yes, two six two cop.
I can barely walk, and physical intimacy

881
01:05:51,039 --> 01:05:56,039
with my girlfriend has definitely been off
the table. That's why I was shocked

882
01:05:56,079 --> 01:06:01,039
when I found a negative pregnancy test
in a bathroom trash over the weekend.

883
01:06:02,119 --> 01:06:05,400
I asked my girlfriend about it,
and she said it was her sisters.

884
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:10,840
But their sister has been but excuse
me, but her sister has been out

885
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:14,360
of town for three weeks. We
change her trash at least once a week.

886
01:06:14,599 --> 01:06:18,000
Is there any other explanation outside of
my girlfriend cheating on me for her

887
01:06:18,119 --> 01:06:21,280
to be taking a pregnancy test?
Is it's enough proof to break up?

888
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:28,559
I say, you're an idiot,
and there's some other explanation, because no

889
01:06:29,199 --> 01:06:31,840
woman that's cheating is going to be
leaving a pregnancy test in the bathroom.

890
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:36,000
If it isn't your dick that's doing
the pregnancy And if your back kurt,

891
01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:41,000
you can still lay in your back
and point down and a pregnancy test could

892
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:45,519
be from like previously, you could
have had a well to throw it out

893
01:06:45,559 --> 01:06:50,840
though in the three months, and
she could think that she's currently pregnant.

894
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:56,400
Right, she's peing on the stick
because a period this period. The fact

895
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:00,800
that she blamed it on her sister, that's pathetic. Uh. And I

896
01:07:00,159 --> 01:07:04,360
do agree that if you're cheating,
you're not going to take a pregnancy test.

897
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,760
But in the by the way,
if you're cheating, you're not doing

898
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,280
pregnancy test, you're doing Plan B
baby. Apparently his back ain't dead,

899
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,400
but he can bend down and find
that test. Yeah, Like, I

900
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,119
don't know. I was thinking he
was going to ask for sex tips while

901
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:23,159
his back hurt. Oh what do
you have any Did I say just mutual

902
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:29,719
masturbate? Oh, mutual masturbation,
get on top or have her on really?

903
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:35,239
Yeah? Why not? Okay,
Like I covered that five minutes ago

904
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:42,280
this season Organizer and a sex ed
teacher. Wait, mutual masturbation. That

905
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,360
may be a theme the favorite like
that? Yeah, you're like, wow,

906
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:54,320
Wow. Wow Wow. That's a
okay all right? Or you can

907
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:59,320
do reverse cowgirl only because the pressure
the more the weight is on her on

908
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,920
the legs right, depends on what
hurts upper back or down the leg.

909
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,119
Okay, well, you know what
I like the way you think I really

910
01:08:06,239 --> 01:08:09,960
do. On that note, we
shall take a break and when we come

911
01:08:10,039 --> 01:08:15,279
back it'll be another theme that tuned
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912
01:08:15,359 --> 01:08:19,520
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913
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:26,800
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914
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,239
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915
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:35,920
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916
01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:42,560
faves. Plus fresh baked rolls and
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917
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,600
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918
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:53,119
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919
01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:57,960
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934
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:19,119
my favorite songs and I don't even
know why not the greatest song. Something

935
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:28,600
about it is man here comes that
well with flesh Leo hunches in such a

936
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,359
great fore Yeah, didn't like.
I can't say it's one of the best

937
01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:34,920
songs ever. Like somebody was saying
to me, goes, what do you

938
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:38,159
think of the song Glory Days?
I go, it will always take me

939
01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:41,520
back because I think it tells a
true story. Do you think it's a

940
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,399
great song? And I go,
no, I don't, but I like

941
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,920
it. It's not a great song, but I like it. It HiT's

942
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,840
a spot with me like this one
too, and it must be Like I

943
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:54,720
always say, there's a sweet spot
in light when you know maybe you're in

944
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:59,439
that certain coming of age and certain
songs hit, and this is one.

945
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:04,239
I love this band. There are
times I'm alone. Should never admit this.

946
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:09,279
I will throw on in excess and
George Michael because it takes me back

947
01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:12,439
to a time in my life where
it was, like I think George Michael

948
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:16,279
is maybe one of the best pop
artists ever ever on the planet. Texts

949
01:11:16,279 --> 01:11:24,399
to Michael Jackson's ample, Yeah you
wanna call me games And I know I've

950
01:11:24,399 --> 01:11:30,439
been waiting. Wait, do you
really no ship? Okay, Laura wasn't

951
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:34,279
around when they were sick. They
didn't even know No in excess this band.

952
01:11:34,319 --> 01:11:36,680
You've never heard this song before?
Have you? I knew it?

953
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:45,000
You've never heard this. You've got
to be shitting me, even a commercial

954
01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:53,159
you think you've never heard from Australia. The lead singer dish. But well,

955
01:11:53,199 --> 01:11:58,279
I don't know who was suicide or
auto asphyxiation. His ex wife was

956
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:02,880
where his strange life was with Geldof
at the time, and he looked similar

957
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,920
but he was better looking. He
was in a hotel. He sent his

958
01:12:06,079 --> 01:12:11,359
wife and his daughter's flower aroses said
I love you all. But then they

959
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:16,279
found him n are hanged by a
belt in his hotel room, but he

960
01:12:16,359 --> 01:12:20,159
may have been naked. So they
think we have an a rock asphyxiation.

961
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:24,640
But that's an awful lot of work. That's a hard loan for me.

962
01:12:25,039 --> 01:12:29,159
That's a hard one. Hard.
No, what is don't don't like gag

963
01:12:29,239 --> 01:12:33,279
men till they pass out, just
slightly slightly on the side the old donkey

964
01:12:33,319 --> 01:12:40,920
punch. I don't want to be
punch. I can't. This is cutting

965
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,680
and I blame Kevin for the alcohol. And they've tried, like several lead

966
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,600
singers after yeah and never really they
never caught fire. I never did.

967
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:54,520
And he was a talent of talent
right all right, speaking of talent,

968
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:58,720
we have another game or another round
of excuse me, uh, theme that

969
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,880
to him? Okay, so it's
it's there's a theme, but you have

970
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,279
to name the tune to get one
point for the artist, one point for

971
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:08,760
the title of the song. Together
there would be two points. Laura crushed

972
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:30,039
us last time we played here.
We got it. Really, you don't

973
01:13:30,079 --> 01:13:40,520
know what dad with me. I
can keep playing it and you're still gonna

974
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:47,439
get it. Damn that tune in
about three notes straight town. This is

975
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:53,439
my generation. These guys were my
age. We're just gonna we're just gonna

976
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:56,000
move on. In high school they
had a record because their father owned the

977
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:06,000
record Comedy. There were We're calling
to Billy's Age down hot des By that

978
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:24,720
Oh thank you, you're rising the
moon it's up underneath I know this one.

979
01:14:30,039 --> 01:14:39,039
M wait wait, wait, wait
wait, these guys playing this might

980
01:14:39,079 --> 01:14:44,119
be your mixed day. Yeah.
This guy to the Erie County Fairly Gris

981
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:49,640
and Magenta and Jerry Cola, I
don't need to try away thing on his

982
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:58,239
own. Don't die and if it
happens again on my moves mm hmm.

983
01:15:08,039 --> 01:15:15,079
If there's one thing in my life's
mission, got rock you totally like grilled

984
01:15:15,079 --> 01:15:24,319
me up? Wait wait, sailing
on the cool and bridcue water. There's

985
01:15:24,399 --> 01:15:29,399
lots of those, friend, Lippyoble. The shows cut it before the hooks

986
01:15:29,399 --> 01:15:36,960
of Dan keep going. I never
want lose their ins. Veris got rock

987
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:59,199
man time cool change, know that
is time change? Oh yeah, Oh

988
01:16:03,319 --> 01:16:11,359
I love myself. I want you
to love fool down. I want to

989
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:15,800
she died a couple of years ago. Touch mysel, I want you.

990
01:16:16,079 --> 01:16:20,880
It's so bad that this song,
I know the other one. They wouldn't

991
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:28,760
play this on any Buffalo radio stations. Anybody. You can already tell you're

992
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,119
not gonna know the next one.
Touch myself for me, know her,

993
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:39,479
You'll you'll know why in a second. I love this song, me too,

994
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:48,600
Laura, keep playing it. Does
a great job with this too.

995
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:56,000
It's a great song. Don't ask
me why you know this, Drew,

996
01:16:58,119 --> 01:17:11,960
don't have to tell you. I
love your precious Hardy outstanding. You were

997
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:16,119
there, you were there. I
gotta go to the hook. I can't

998
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:26,920
let go, let go, and
they can just apart found now now,

999
01:17:27,079 --> 01:17:35,279
now, look at Laura. I
don't even know what you don't we live

1000
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:54,479
four thousand years. Ohs, freedom, I don't. One of my favorite

1001
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,880
is freedom trying to catch this sixpence. Nonder Rich does a great cover of

1002
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:10,720
I've heard it very good, and
so does some Howiday that one of my

1003
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:16,840
favorite songs. Here I can get
to sleep. I think about the implications

1004
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:27,840
diving into deep never heard of,
and possibly watch show scrubs, especially night.

1005
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:36,720
I worry over situations. I know
we'll be all right. Perhaps it's

1006
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:50,359
just imagination. Day after day appears
night after night, my heartbeating shows.

1007
01:18:51,800 --> 01:19:05,840
I'll take the solo artist for the
band. Just appear in face way between

1008
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:16,479
the sheets only brings the eation.
It's time to walk the streets, smell

1009
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:28,279
the desperation. At least there's pretty
lights, this little veriation. Okay,

1010
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:30,880
here we go, Here we go, Here we go. No Metallica this

1011
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:34,199
week, not this week, although
I do have one of us have some

1012
01:19:34,319 --> 01:19:38,439
Metallica for a right, I got
all question marks and the zero wrote down

1013
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:45,039
for the first one. Here we
go, Silverchair tomorrow. It's correct.

1014
01:19:45,159 --> 01:19:53,279
Yeah, you got no shout in
that one. Okay, guy, that's

1015
01:19:53,279 --> 01:19:59,319
a great guess. I got nothing. Then I said, this is the

1016
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:01,039
Beg's had. Deep is your love? You are correct to the points to

1017
01:20:01,239 --> 01:20:03,920
it too? Did you got that
too? Fuck? Are at cheating?

1018
01:20:04,399 --> 01:20:09,560
Laura? Did you get it?
Yeah? Alright, so I'm too dance

1019
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:15,520
for Savage Garden. I want you
for two. I didn't get nothing.

1020
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,159
I got nothing. I did know
the songs called they want you, you

1021
01:20:20,359 --> 01:20:25,479
Celebrate you had them both because I
remember the song. This is what I'm

1022
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:30,000
hoping that Dan doesn't get to remember
the song. I don't know the artist.

1023
01:20:30,039 --> 01:20:32,000
It's just Seals in Croft, is
it? Yeah? I'm trying for

1024
01:20:32,079 --> 01:20:38,119
a cool change and well I thought, is it the albatross in the whale?

1025
01:20:39,079 --> 01:20:41,680
Would you write down? I wrote
Albatross in the way you get zero

1026
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:45,520
points seals and Croft. It's not
Seals and Craft. You get zero points

1027
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:49,520
if you get one for cool change? Is it Barrels and James? And

1028
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:54,079
I'm sure you have nothing? But
I didn't even write anything. I got

1029
01:20:54,199 --> 01:21:00,479
to fuck you fool change? Yeah, a little river band? Okay,

1030
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:03,920
I always get a little of her
bank. Now I think I know the

1031
01:21:04,039 --> 01:21:10,680
theme here. I know this one
that the vinyls touched myself. Yes,

1032
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:16,039
yes, they would not play this
song in any Buffalo radio stations. Funny

1033
01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:19,119
story about that song real quick.
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to hear

1034
01:21:19,479 --> 01:21:25,159
a boyfriend hang on here. I
dated post college. We had it back,

1035
01:21:25,199 --> 01:21:28,960
going on about a Bill's game and
I lost the bat and I had

1036
01:21:29,039 --> 01:21:32,199
to change that to my ring tone. Oh and whenever we would be out

1037
01:21:32,239 --> 01:21:38,800
in public, he would call me, that's where you thought that sorry was

1038
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,199
going on? I like that guy. I like that guy. Okay,

1039
01:21:42,319 --> 01:21:50,640
h in excess, never tear us
apart for two crowded House, don't dream

1040
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:54,640
It's over Oh, I didn't get
that. You didn't get that. No,

1041
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:59,479
I wrote toward Jones and you had
nothing over there as usual and nothing

1042
01:22:00,039 --> 01:22:03,279
Danny krust I wrote Counting Cross.
I got six said men at work,

1043
01:22:04,079 --> 01:22:06,319
Yeah, but it's what's his name? It is none at work, but

1044
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:10,279
it's Colin Hay, Colin Hay,
and I don't know the name of the

1045
01:22:10,319 --> 01:22:15,079
song. It's overkill Colin Hay.
Seven. I got anybody got a thought

1046
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:18,319
shout in the theme? I got
fourteen. My theme is each one of

1047
01:22:18,399 --> 01:22:25,039
these bands or musicians has a dead
member. No good Okay, well I

1048
01:22:25,159 --> 01:22:27,279
checked because I think that's the case
and all of that. That's not the

1049
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:30,439
team I gave you, though.
Oh I'm sorry. My theme not your

1050
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:35,000
theme. You got anything over there? Songs Kevin pulls it too, songs

1051
01:22:35,039 --> 01:22:38,760
befoort, Laura was born. I
could have given one more, one other

1052
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:42,560
band that would all play all wait. I got this. I just got

1053
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:47,399
this, all right, all bands
from Australia. Yes, five points.

1054
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:51,399
It still puts me behind Danny at
thirteen Danny wins. I was toy and

1055
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:55,640
going back twelve, I only have
twelve. I was gonna put a c

1056
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:57,840
DC in there, but I'm like
that, I got to give it away.

1057
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,439
I didn't realize the Crowded House was
following Crowded House, but I didn't

1058
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:04,439
even realize the NS was from there. I knew that, I knew in

1059
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:12,479
excess. Little Rivers lost, Yeah, yeah, And Savage Garden was like

1060
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:16,399
the biggest band of like nineteen ninety
seven. Do you remember Sabbage Garden the

1061
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:24,279
truly madly deeply song? Oh my
god, clo with what we gotta start

1062
01:23:24,279 --> 01:23:27,760
closing with this? And said to
John Hyatt, although you know what's the

1063
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,520
better. I went to the first
piss car wash today the guy that puts

1064
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:34,920
the numbers in in sprays. You
tell Billy He's right. John Hyatt is

1065
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:41,560
awesome. Fuck John hy Right.
Window. You know what an excess song

1066
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,760
I actually liked better than this one
that I think. It was their last

1067
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,159
hit. It's called uh Not Enough
Time and it came off I think their

1068
01:23:48,279 --> 01:23:53,680
last record before he decided to uh
off himself. Yeah, it was there.

1069
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:57,520
It was the one single from that
record. It's a beautiful If I

1070
01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:02,880
actually know that song or not,
I got it? You do? Oh?

1071
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:09,319
I do know this song. Yes. He had this Jim Morrison like

1072
01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:15,279
voice with a little bit of a
graveliness to it. I wish that they

1073
01:24:15,279 --> 01:24:18,760
were a really great band. I
don't know they were. They really were.

1074
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:28,520
Oh it's lost, what's in your
arm? Attempting to make sense of

1075
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:32,399
my aching heart? Did you ever
do any in excess stuff? On safe?

1076
01:24:32,439 --> 01:24:36,479
Does anybody do any in excess?
And they do? Yes? Yes?

1077
01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:46,000
This was a nineties two though right
here in the course, Sweet it's

1078
01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:51,600
gonna you too? Sound to it? You ripped? It sounds like mysterious

1079
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:59,079
way. It's a little bit all
the side. Oh yeah, baby,

1080
01:24:59,279 --> 01:25:02,039
I want to be a side You
if a guy, Laura, if a

1081
01:25:02,119 --> 01:25:09,680
guy says, I want to be
inside you creepy, does it depend on

1082
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,319
the guy? Does it depend on
the guy? It depends on the guy.

1083
01:25:12,399 --> 01:25:15,159
Can I tell you this at dinner? Yes? And the bedroom no?

1084
01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:17,600
No. But I have heard I
have noticed over the years that like

1085
01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:23,199
one like two guys could say the
same thing to a woman and one guy's

1086
01:25:23,239 --> 01:25:28,399
creepy and one guys they deliver it. Yeah, Like that's right. Hang

1087
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:31,399
with me, fellas you get laid
a lot, I'll teach you how to

1088
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:35,600
do it. Also, if I
know you are not like you, well,

1089
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:39,279
no, if all of a sudden
some guy, total stranger just comes

1090
01:25:39,359 --> 01:25:43,560
up and says, and you're you're
hanging, you're talking, He's there's just

1091
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:46,319
something it's there's there's a magnetism about
the guy. And not always is it

1092
01:25:46,399 --> 01:25:49,720
the best looking guy. There's just
a magnetism there. He's got something that

1093
01:25:49,800 --> 01:26:00,640
he goes, let's be inside you. I mean just tell just say that's

1094
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:03,119
what the That's what the six foot
dildo said late last week at the party

1095
01:26:03,119 --> 01:26:06,760
to you, I want to be
And I said, uh, yes,

1096
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:15,079
okay, what flavored loop do you
think? Wow? Wow, just cocainut

1097
01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:21,399
and my brown and he's got cocaine
favorite song by start using coconut oil on

1098
01:26:21,439 --> 01:26:25,039
the bedroom, buddy, Oh really, Oh yeah, okay, keep those

1099
01:26:25,079 --> 01:26:28,640
calories. Boom. It's my favorite
song by your new band, Coconut my

1100
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:32,239
brown Eyeddea. Get it done,
Danny, we need a new band.

1101
01:26:33,279 --> 01:26:36,079
I did it when when I did
this interview locally, they said to me,

1102
01:26:36,239 --> 01:26:39,880
how do you see you know,
what's the future for Billifid or whatever?

1103
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,520
And I said, continual growth.
But I'd like to get to the

1104
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:45,279
point where we're doing live shows.
We do comedy and we have a live

1105
01:26:45,359 --> 01:26:46,479
band right after and we get to
hang with listeners, and I go,

1106
01:26:47,279 --> 01:26:50,239
Danny's the band. Well, I'm
gonna put this out there. If anybody

1107
01:26:50,439 --> 01:26:55,960
wants to start a band and you're
good, you're not like mediocre, like

1108
01:26:56,039 --> 01:26:59,560
you know, you could get on
stage and be awesome, let me know.

1109
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:02,880
Let me will know. He needs
a drummer and two guitarists. You

1110
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:05,680
have a bass player, right,
yes, I have an I have an

1111
01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:09,760
idea for a guitar player, but
the bass player is kind of weird on

1112
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:12,520
that, so I'm sorry no,
But so I mean, let's just like

1113
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,039
to see what happened to throw it
together like I would love to do.

1114
01:27:15,279 --> 01:27:16,920
There was you, and I know
of a gentleman named Bob Rivers. Bob

1115
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,199
Rivers had a coast named Spike.
Spike had a band he wanted to start

1116
01:27:20,239 --> 01:27:24,239
a band, and it was in
Seattle, and they rounded up all these

1117
01:27:24,319 --> 01:27:28,359
musicians. One guy was a guitar
player and Bad Company, and they start

1118
01:27:28,439 --> 01:27:30,640
a band called Spike and the Impalers, and they would actually play at once

1119
01:27:30,680 --> 01:27:33,399
a month in Seattle, and they
drew like thousands of people. You don't

1120
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:36,520
have that kind of listenership yet to
get every from Bad Company. Maybe Boston,

1121
01:27:38,479 --> 01:27:41,159
we might not. Wouldn't even say
that. I think we might be

1122
01:27:41,199 --> 01:27:45,119
able to go, Jay Giles,
we might across Kim Mitchell. Yes,

1123
01:27:45,319 --> 01:27:48,560
yes, we might actually be able
to get never mind, I was going

1124
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:51,640
to say something that would come across
far too bad, So I'm gonna shut

1125
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:57,600
my mouth. Censor. I just
said to myself, sometimes I just know,

1126
01:27:58,039 --> 01:28:00,319
I just know, and I and
you know, because you're a dick.

1127
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:06,039
Any push things for Laura who just
brings it constantly, always impress it.

1128
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:11,640
Danny, which is dropping away like
it's his job, looking great,

1129
01:28:12,239 --> 01:28:15,960
Kevin, he pushed together. I
love the theme that to him a really

1130
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,720
great job and always funny. I'm
Bill Morana. We'll see them all