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Made a decision. I'll face sunny
sound. I had a vision. So

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what's up? Everybody? Welcome,
just for crying out loud, and uh,

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I have a special guest here today, Phil, my dog. Phil's

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gotta um don't matter a tone of
shame, Yeah, poor Philly. Yeah,

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he's allah. We'll get into why
he's here. Oh my god,

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his face is so freaking cute.
I can't I can't even take it.

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Oh, I know, but little
puppy sad. Well, he always looks

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sad. That's kind of his thing. It's his brand. He needs an

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Instagram page. Yeah he should.
We're a TikTok as Phil. Yeah,

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we're doing all these shows in backwards
order. So we we've already recorded Patreon,

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and we recorded our Thursday show because
we had a guest who was awesome.

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Oh my gosh, you're gonna love
it. Should we say hi to

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our our special patron? Okay,
okay, I guess how about Elizabeth Williamson?

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Yeah, okay, her and her
kids, Polly Butterfield. We love

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her. Pancakes in her sup Katarina, you gotta check your molar comes an

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emergency. I beg of you.
Gabby and Missy Well I'll tell you off

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air about them. Okay, that
assuet and carry her around me okay?

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And Alicia Escalante from the City of
and Leslie with the stilly still still still

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arras the fun O my Bison,
Jennifer stand up. Sandra's not easy being

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green? Uh? Did we talk
about Kellie Bryant? She's not. She's

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everybody's favorite aunt yep, and Aaron
who does? And Valerie hits it out

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of the park and Athena Ginschard We
love your makeup, yes we do.

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And you're dancing and Hero everybody loves
you. Everybody loves Hero, especially your

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son David. You look obsessed with
you um, and Rita rocks that Bassinette

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and Jacob is so growley and Leslie
accosted me outside. Yeah, I didn't

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want to have to say that it
might be like you might be defaming her.

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Well, it's still under under nondisclosure. Yeah, oh yeah. And

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Ashley so chic, and Nikki call
your girl. And also Christi gets dropped.

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And Stephanie's a stinker wrinker, yes
she is. Yeah. So what

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happened? What happened with Phil?
Well, Phil had a bad few days.

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I guess that last weekend. You
know, I'm not trying to brag,

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but every time I'm not around,
shit goes sideways for Phil. But

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it's just because I am his mama, and I am I pay attention to

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what he's you know, kids are
around, they leave doors open and blah

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blah blah. I don't know what
happened, but he started. It started

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with a seizure. I guess that
he had a couple days after Father's Day,

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and I guess over the weekend Father's
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and whatever. Um. So when
I heard that he had a seizure,

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I was like, Okay, something's
wrong, because that means he always only

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only has seizures when there's he's got
something going on in his stomach, had

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an upset stomach. He used to
only have the seizure if he threw up,

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but he's on his Caesar seizure medication
and he hasn't had one in a

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while. But when he does have
one, that means something's going on in

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his in his uh, you know, in his system, and so it

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means that something is upsetting his stomach. So he had a seizure. The

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next day. I came to the
house and I he was acting in himself.

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But then he started throwing up and
he was throwing up corn on the

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cob. Oh, no, husks. It's like when you take a corn

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and you cut it in half,
yes, like the little one you get

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from like KFC. Yeah, he
threw one, then he threw up another

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one, like the whole thing like
half at a time, yes, minus

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the corn. Yeah, minus the
corn, right, some of them still

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had the corn on the hospital.
Threw up three of them. Yeah.

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So I immediately called the VET and
the vets said you got to bring them

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in, not to us, but
to the hospital because they have all the

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you know, the equipment to find
out what's going on in x rays.

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So they didn't have x rays at
the regular VET. You know, they

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it's not our first time, Phil, right, they know that, not

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my first rodeo and not his first
rodeo. So I took him to the

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to the hospital and us the it's
the Animal Specialty Group open out in Glendale,

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and they know Phil. They're used
to him, and they you know,

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usually I bring him in and they
do that. They check them out

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and they're like, ah, he'll
pass, it'll be fine. You know,

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we'll give him medication to get it
through his system. He'll be okay.

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This time, it was like,
no, he's got a corn husk

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stuck in his lower intestines and it's
got to surgically be removed. Yeah.

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Yeah, And did they show it
to you. They took a picture of

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it. Yeah. Yeah. So
all right. Now, this was evening

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time, like eight o'clock at night. They said, we just finished surgery.

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We have the doctors here ready to
go. We can take them into

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surgery right now. I said,
fine, take him in and so I

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leave them. They're like, he's
gonna be here overnight. So we leave

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him there. I go home.
Now I'm with Sonny. They're telling me

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they're taking him to surgery. You
won't here until probably midnight. It's gonna

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take that long. I said,
okay, that long they are they know

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where it is. Yeah, but
by the they depends. Also. They

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were like, if if his intestines
are damaged, it's gonna take long whatever.

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So I was like, okay,
I leave him, give them the

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okay, Um, I don't know. I've a little there's always of course,

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like I'm there's it's in the back
of my mind. So I go

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home and Sonny is now Sonny has
been I've been taking him out for drives

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in the evenings. Sonny cannot get
back on track with his sleep since Japan.

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He falls asleep in the middle of
the day, which he never did

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and now he's up staying up late. So his his you know, sleep

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schedules off. So we've been going
on drives late at night, like ten

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o'clock to him like mint, we
go for drives with him driving. He

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drives, of course. So we've
been driving around. Now how he's driving

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good? He does great. Yeah, he's been doing good. So I

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tell him what's going on, Like
it's now nine o'clock, nine thirty and

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we're out for a drive. They
call. The hospital calls at like ninety

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five, and I'm like, this
is weird. Why And now I'm scared

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because I'm ant Sonny's driving, but
I'm on the phone and if it's bad

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news, like I don't, I'm
scared because why are they calling so soon?

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Right, turns out, the surgery's
done, he did great, They

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removed it. In fact, he
was already awake waking up from his surgery

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by then. By ninety five.
It took because they had the people there

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right away, so it took it
very fast and they got the thing out

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and he was fine. He was
waking up from surgery and all as well.

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He's doing good. Yeah, he's
snoring right now. If anybody can

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I know, because he's got the
doughnut around his face, cost may ask,

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okay, so I guess, go
ahead, no I wish yeah,

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yeah, five thousand, no more
more? Nine oh no way yeah,

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m hmm nine. And here's the
tragedy of it all. I found VET

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insurance for him, like two months
ago, after we talked about it.

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I found it. I sent it
to the Adam and other people and I

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said can we and nobody replied,
And now here he is having surgery two

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months later, and that would have
totally been covered because it would be like

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a fluke face, right, a
lot of pre existing condition, right.

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So now he's got it, by
the way, but uh yeah, my

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hands were tight at the time I
had to anyway, So he um,

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he's he's fine. He was in
the hospital for two days and I came

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home and you weren't the one who
fed him corn cobs? No, No,

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but you know it happens. Listen, it happens when I'm there.

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You the thing is right if there's
people guitar right, backpack backpacks exactly,

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yes, But when you have people
at your house for a barbecue, you

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can't let him. Everybody wants to
see him. You gotta put him away

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like and maybe he was put away, I don't know, but he he

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gets into it. Whether I'm there, it happens. So um. So

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now I bring him home and he's
been home now with me for two days

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at the house with the kids,
and he doesn't leave my side. And

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the the other thing is he can't
really go up and downstairs. His stomach

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has got the staples, and you
know, he needs to be watched.

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And so I had to leave today
to go to my condo, and so

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I brought him with me so that
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If I left him at the house, I mean, the kids, their

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friends come over, they leave doors
open. He can't go in the pool

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for two weeks. He really wanted
to go in the pool. I take

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him out on a leash to go
to the bathroom. He goes straight to

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the pool. I have to pull
him. He doesn't not he wants to

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go in that pool. Can't go
in the pool he can't jump up on

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things. He's got to really just
stay. He should be in a crate.

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But he's been next to me since
he's been home. So I now

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left the house today. He came
with me here and we're gonna go to

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my condo. And it'll be better
at my condo because it's small. He'll

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not have to jump up on things. He can convalesce with me for the

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next, for the next. Right, But it's two stories, though,

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right, it is two stories.
The only time he's going to go up

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those stairs is one time at night
to go to bed. Otherwise he's not

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going up. Yeah, and then
you know, I mean we have stairs

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at our house too. We can't
avoid the stairs. I understand, but

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hot m Yeah. So here he
is. He's hopped up on pain meds

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and you know he's snoring, but
he's doing good. His incision looks good.

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And yeah, he'll be up and
at it at no time, eating

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more corn husk. He's a lot. He is a lot. He needs

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to be you know, he needs
to be watched. He needs It's like

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having an infant. I say it
all the time. It's like having a

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toddler. Feels like having a toddler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we

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can have toddlers, although she's not
really a toddler anymore. I was birthday

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today today as you hear this,
Oh yeah, okay, okay, happy

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birthday. Happy. It was like
she was just born yesterday. She's three.

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Four four, oh she's four,
right, we just talked about this

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last week. Yeah. Yeah,
that's crazy. Wow, that's a good

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age. I mean, it's it's
it's hard. But once she's done with

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four, five is like amazing.
Yeah. Five is so is very cool?

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Is the five. I've always said
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at five, yeah, they'll get
they're gonna get hit by a car.

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That's when it gets easier. Yeah
yeah, yeah. I mean when Albie

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was five, I was like,
okay, like I get like that.

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I always say, that's when I
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go places with her than we were
at home. Yeah. Four, I

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was still like easier, easier with
her at home because four they still get

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really stuck on things like that they
want or that, like you know,

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they get rich, they're still like
more rigid, right, how they want

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things done, or what they want
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Lbie was still very much like only
wanted to eat a bagel and cream cheese

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for every meal. Yeah, their
eating has not gotten much better since the

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last time I've complained about it.
So what are you going to do for

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her birthday? Tomorrow? Is just
I've kind of cleared my work schedule so

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I can just take her and you
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So I'm going to take them to
their favorite like little play place that

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they always want to go to.
And then we're doing the big thing on

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Thursday, which is we're going down
to Legoland in San Diego. Legolan.

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We haven't been to that one yet. Lego Land is good for little kids,

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that's what That's what we hear.
Yeah, I would say better.

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I mean Disneyland is great and you
know whatever, who's going to talk shit

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about Disneyland, But Legoland is like
has a lot of rides for like little

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kids. Yeah, and she's kind
of She's a nervous rider for sure.

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Like we went to Disneyland, she
would not get on those teacups, Like,

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yeah, she didn't even want to
touch Goofy's hand. She's very nervous.

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So I'm hoping. Yeah, now
Lego Land's perfect for that, so

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that'll be fun a hectic day.
One did not like stuff Disneyland when she

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was little anything, So I would
always be like, we are throwing away

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so much money taking this girl here, because she didn't even want to go

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on like Mister Toad's Wild Ride or
anything that was there too young roller coasters

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forget about it. We've talked about
this, but even stuff where I'd be

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like, this is a mellow,
like you're just you know, if it

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got dark, absolutely not if it
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or turned a corner or there was
a jump scare, like no, thank

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you. So we would go to
Disneyland and get her face painted at the

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Prince. I'd love that and then
like walk around like John and I would

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go and stuff. Yeah, they
I remember the Princess Ride or whatever it

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is you go in and meet them, and I didn't even know that was

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a thing. And then I was
like, oh, let's go do that.

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They'd love it, and it was
like a two hour weight Oh it

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was. I was like, Okay, well maybe next time. But I

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kind of felt like you while we
were there, they were very like they

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didn't seem very into it at all. We're like, oh my god,

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what was the point of doing all
this? But it wasn't until afterwards that

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they kept saying like, oh,
how much they love this and how much

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they liked It's a small world,
and the it's like, okay, it

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was worth it. Yeah, I
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was like, oh, this is
kind of a waste, right you know.

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in line. I remember that,
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just standing in line board they had
little things for yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, it's Taylor made
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to Disneyland for Blake's birthday in like
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Very fun. Yeah, listen,
it's your job as a parent,

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Like it's what you sign up for. Yeah, like you gotta go to

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Lego Land. You gotta go to
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friends parents, Yeah, I'm gonna
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assholes, people that you would never
mix with in regular life. Yea,

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yeah, go to a lot of
games that soccer well yeah that's starting up

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very soon. Oh I can't wait. Till Caitlin's got stories. So now

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like my life is very different than
that. Let's take a break and I'll

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tell you about it. Oh,
let's take a break and talk about Hello

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Fresh. Okay, welcome back,
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a little true story about Hello Fresh. I got my Hello Fresh box.

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I made shrimp and scallop pasta.
It was so good. Everyone in my

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house was like, what is happening
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is John kept going this is this
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a restaurant. And then I made
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how good does that sound. They
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it? Yes? Okay, So
I have a little story for you.

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Okay, So Sadie, hold then
I'm trying to put my hands on,

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Well you want to put my hands
on? I want to hear what you

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guys are hearing. Okay. Honestly, I was having a little trouble here

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in Kate. I almost want to
tell Kayla to speak up. And then

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I was like, well, he's
across the room. If I put headphones

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on, i'd hear in here like
right right right loud. Should I put

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my hands on? Sure? If
you want a little peek behind the curtain.

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Okay, So, so Sadie hasn't
had much to do. And did

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I tell you that one thing that
makes Sadie really happy is getting new piercings.

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Yeah? Who tells you that it's
some kind of releases some kind of

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like dopamines in a system. She's
just like gets a charge out of so

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you know, I think she's like
a little bit addicted to it. So

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she has a cartilage piercing. She
had her ears pierced, then she had

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second piercings put in like a little
while later. Then she got a cartilage

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piercing, and she got a nose
piercing or nose and then cartilage. Then

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she got a third ear piercing.
Right, can I ask you a question?

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She Talia got a third piercing too, and she just told me this

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morning that that thing has been stuck
in her ear now for like over a

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year. She can't get it out. Her earring is her ear. Her

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stud has been stuck and she could
not She can't get it out. She

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should probably go to like where should
she got? She go to a tattoo

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parlor? Really, yeah, they
can get it out, all right?

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Okay, do you remember how I
told you that I got my belly button

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pierced at the ripe old age of
thirty. Ye who does that? Who

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gets a piercing in their belly button
at thirty years old? For some reason

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I had it. I was like, you know what, I might be

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a little like Zoftig, but I
got a really flat ass stomach and I

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work out a lot, so like, I'm gonna get a belly button piercing.

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Like I don't care, right,
I don't give a fuck. Who

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cares? Right? Yeah? It
was not a super popular it was,

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you know what. It was getting
a little bit popular. But as I

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told you, I got my nose
pierced at twenty before anybody had any It

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was not a thing to have facial
piercings. But I saw a girl at

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the Cat and Fiddle in Hollywood who
hadn't. She was English, and I

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was like, that looks so cool. So I got kind of obsessed with

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the idea and I got a nose
piercing. And then note I couldn't get

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a job. I was looking for
a wait, tissing job, and they

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were like, you're gonna have to
take that out. Was it a stud

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or was it a hoop? Well? The problem is it was a stud.

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But I had to go to this
like a black beauty parlor because there's

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no regular places. You couldn't get
your nose pierced at a regular place.

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And I didn't realize I could have
gone to like a tattoo place, but

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I just thought you could go to
Claire's, right, But you can't.

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So I called this beauty this place
and they did it with an infant gun,

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like a piercing gun. So,
but the earring was like a big

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kind of like stuck way out.
It was awkward looking. Okay, well,

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your nose is really little. I
can't imagine you having right. So

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it looked like it was a big
thing. And people would be like,

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oh my god, does that hurt
all the time? And honestly, it

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did a lot. Like a hurt
a lot. And I was always getting

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stuck on stuff, Like when Sadie
wanted her nose pierced, I was like,

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listen, you're not gonna be able
to blow your nose. It's such

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a pain in the ass. You
go to put a shirt on, you're

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gonna be like, oh my god. But sure got stuck on it,

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you know, and she wanted to
do it anyway, and of course she

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said, zero problems with it,
she loves it, but anyway, so

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and then elbe same thing. I
was like, you're not gonna like it.

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But when I got my belly button
pierced, I might just be a

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pussy. I got my belly button
pierce and it hurts so bad, and

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they were like, you gotta,
you gotta turn it every day, you

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gotta clean it. So I did, Like I want to say, like

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five days into it, I started
running a fever. It hurts so bad.

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It was like hot to the touch. So I was like, fuck

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this, I'm taking it out.
I can't take it. It hurts so

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bad. It was infected yet,
but I didn't know that. I just

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was like, this is just hurting
way too much. I can't So I

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go to try to take it off. But it's hard to explain, but

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it was latched. It was like
it felt like it was locked on there.

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It was not like a normal earring
where you could just like pull the

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back out like you had to.
And it hurts so much that I couldn't

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get it off. So I had
to call the place where I had had

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it done, which is like a
tattoo place in Venice, and I called

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them and I was like, this
is I'm in pain. I have a

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fever. And they were like,
you gotta come in. So I go

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to the place and they're like okay. The guy was so annoyed at me,

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and he was like I had to
stand up against the wall put my

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arms behind my head and he's like
okay, ready, and then he just

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went and like and I was like, hurt so bad. And then he

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goes, well, it's infected.
You obviously weren't like cleaning it. And

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I was like, Mitch, I
was cleaning it every day. I was

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doing exactly I'm a jew like,
I was following directions. I was doing

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my best. I'm a nervous,
anxious person. I was taking care of

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it. But anyway, so that
was my history of piercing or it was

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like a yeah, it was like
a RINGA okay, I still feel I

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feel chills thinking about it too.
It was very painful. So my kids,

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you know, are like kind of
on their own about stuff like this

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because I'm like, don't look at
me, like I'm not encouraging this,

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you know, But Sadie's like,
mom, I really want to get a

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fourth earring in my ear. So
here's the thing. When you get to

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like the fourth earring, you're running
out a real estate. Like there's not

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that much space between the fourth piercing
and your cartilage piercing. You know,

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I'm like, where are you gonna
put it? Right? You know,

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She's like, believe me, trust
me, there's room there. I'm like,

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okay, but I don't think you
should do it at like a Claire's

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right, because you're getting into like
a delicate your ear, especially Sadie.

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She's a little person with little ears. So when you get up there,

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there's like the strip is very small. There's it's not earlobe, it's like

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a little skin. But then it's
cartilage. So I'm like, gotta get

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it done somewhere. Okay. Well, what we called this place called Oak

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and Poppy, which is in the
valley and it's kind of a high end

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place. Everybody goes there for tattoos
and piercings. But they wanted ninety dollars

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per side just for an ear piercing, just for the fourth ear pierce.

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Wow, so that would that was
like one hundred and eighty dollars. I

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don't know how much it is.
I'm not sure, right, Well,

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you're like, that's expensive and I'm
not paying for I'm not spending almost two

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hundred dollars to get a fourth piercing. Girl, you wear your hair down

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all the time, like, who's
gonna see it? Even this is all

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because you want that rush of adrenaline
that you get from another piercing. You

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have a problem, right, So
she was like, I'll pay for it

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myself. I was like, okay. So, but of course she doesn't

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want to pay a one hundred and
eighty dollars so she asks her friend who

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has a lot of piercings, and
her friends like, you gotta go to

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this place called Needle Pushers. Okay, it's the name alone is a little

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scary, right, you know,
so um little sauce. But so she

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so she tells me, Okay,
we're gonna go to this place. And

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I'm like, all right, I'm
gonna take you there, but you're paying

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for it. She's like, I'm
paying for it. She babysits got some

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cash. Okay. So we go
to this place and it is in like

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00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:48,799
a little strip mall. I mean
it's it looks a little scary from the

405
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:51,839
outside. I'm like, okay,
this is like a hardcore. This is

406
00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:55,200
like a tattoo parlor. You know. You know these places that look like

407
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,319
they could be a tattoo shop,
they could be a porn shop. That

408
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,440
could be a pot. So you
don't know what's going on. It's dark.

409
00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:04,000
All you know is there's people outside
smoking and it's kind of dark inside.

410
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:07,640
Right, So I'm already like,
okay, bring away, fifteen year

411
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:15,720
old the Valley, Deep Valley,
Deep Valley. It's like SATIKOI right,

412
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:22,359
okay, okay. So we get
there park walking. There's two guys out

413
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:29,119
front. They look a little a
little scary smoking like hi. So inside

414
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,519
they're like what can we what can
we help you with? You know?

415
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,880
So Sadie's like, I'm like,
you go tell him, you know.

416
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,039
So she's like, I want to
get a fourth piercing. So the guy

417
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:41,680
goes, all right, fill this
out. So she fills it out.

418
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,680
Meanwhile, the music that's playing,
they're playing music, and the there's like

419
00:29:45,759 --> 00:29:49,799
we're in a little waiting room and
it's like eighties because like I think it

420
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:55,839
was foot loose. No, no, I need a hero. I'm holding

421
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,279
up for so, you know me, because I'll just talk to anybody I

422
00:29:59,359 --> 00:30:03,279
start going like, like the song
is pretty underrated. I was like Footloose

423
00:30:03,319 --> 00:30:07,960
soundtrack. So then and there's like
some people that don't want to be engaged

424
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,680
in a conversation with me, obviously, but unlike Elbie, who gets immediately

425
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:17,359
really put out by me making conversations
with people, Sadie kind of likes it.

426
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,160
She don't mind. Yeah, she's
just like mom, yeah, like

427
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,720
there's that's my mom always. So
then another song comes on and it's like

428
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:30,279
another soundtrack song eighties movies. Yeah, it's a song from Karate Kid.

429
00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:33,359
I forgot the name of the but
I'm like, I'm like, I don't

430
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,240
know who is in charge of the
music here, but I like it,

431
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:40,559
you know. Yeah. So then
the guy behind the counter. So there's

432
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:42,440
a girl who's in line before us
and she's going to get a tattoo.

433
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:47,680
Guy behind the counter is one of
those guys. He's got like a full,

434
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:51,079
like a big beard, he's wearing
a trucker hat. He's a guy

435
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:56,359
that you're like, where was he
on January? So you know, he's

436
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,400
like, oh, scary looking,
right, And you know, I don't

437
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,960
really know what to make of it. So the girl gets up and she's

438
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,559
got a lot of tattoos, a
lot of work done already, a lot

439
00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:10,319
of body art. Cool looking,
she has like very cool hair, and

440
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,519
I liked her vibe. So she
goes up and they're going to discuss what

441
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:15,279
her tattoo is gonna be, and
so she's they're talking. I can't one

442
00:31:15,319 --> 00:31:18,599
hundred percent here what she's saying,
but she's showing him like oh, and

443
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,920
the like I want this, and
this is what it's gonna look like.

444
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,759
And the guy goes h He's like, okay, but you see this design

445
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,319
here. He's like, you see
this looks a little bit like a swastika.

446
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,400
Oh. And he's like and he's
like, I don't think you want

447
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,400
that. And now I'm immediately in
love with it, Like I'm like,

448
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,960
I like the cut of you.
And she's like, oh yeah that No,

449
00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:45,319
we don't want that, and he's
like, no, not a good

450
00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:47,880
look now, and so he helps
her, and I was like, I

451
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:52,839
like, any place that's like prevents
you from getting something that could be mistaken

452
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,480
for a swastica. Absolutely. I
wasn't yelling it, but I was like

453
00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:57,839
kind of saying it, and Sadie
I was like, Sadie, I'm in

454
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,079
I like this place. This guy
like the music, like everything about it.

455
00:32:02,079 --> 00:32:07,119
It was like the opposite of what
you would what I had kind of

456
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,759
preconceived it was. When I went
in there, Yeah, like everybody was

457
00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:15,319
super cool, right, and like
nice and obviously and like just they're playing

458
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,519
fun music. So when Sadie goes
in to get her thing done, I

459
00:32:19,559 --> 00:32:22,599
think it might have been the owner
of the place. I don't know.

460
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:28,079
His name was Daniel. It was
very cool looking, very kind of very

461
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,119
chatted up, obviously and pierced.
And then he's talking to her. Well,

462
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,200
people told me, oh, that
guy's the one. Who oh,

463
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,119
I said, who, I don't
know, who's in charge of the soundtrack.

464
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,279
He goes, I am in charge
of the music, and he's like,

465
00:32:38,319 --> 00:32:43,839
I love eighties soundtracks and I was
like, this is just you're hilarious.

466
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,000
And then we were bringing up different
songs and I was like, I

467
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:49,519
love this. Oh. And then
I was singing in the Bonnie Right song

468
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:55,039
right, and we were so Cecily, my co host on board AF and

469
00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:59,839
I were making these jokes about that
song because one of the lines is like

470
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,920
he's got to be strong and he's
got and he's got to be fresh from

471
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,519
the fight. Yeah, like a
weird lyric, like that's your hero.

472
00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:08,640
He's got to be fresh from the
fight. So I said, you know,

473
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,640
my friend and I have kind of
a joke about like that lyric,

474
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,759
and he goes, well, you
do you gotta get be fresh from the

475
00:33:15,799 --> 00:33:19,440
fight. He goes, it's like
you're tough, like you know, like

476
00:33:19,559 --> 00:33:23,960
rugged, Like yeah, And I
was like, okay, I love that

477
00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:28,960
song. By the way, I
think that they're any sub shop should have

478
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:34,960
that song, like I need a
hero, some dude going for his hero

479
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,960
sandwi. He should do a commercial
and use that as the sad. Yes,

480
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,799
why doesn't any sub shop? Yeah, you're an a gene, thank

481
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,519
you. Why doesn't anybody thought about
that? Every time I hear that song,

482
00:33:44,599 --> 00:33:47,200
I think of a here I need
a hero, like just eating this

483
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:50,920
big ass sub sandwich. I can't
believe I didn't think of that, because

484
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:55,920
I'm usually thinking about food, right. Yeah. So anyway, she she

485
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,759
got her piercing. She's just like
this girl's tough as nails. She just

486
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,279
lays there. She told me later
that it hurt really bad. The second

487
00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:05,799
one hurt the first one. He's
like, how are you doing? How

488
00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:07,440
are you doing? She's like fine. And then the second one, he

489
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,840
goes, how are you doing?
And she's like fine, And then after

490
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,119
we left, she's like, mom, that really hurt. The second one

491
00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,760
really hurt. I was like what, but you didn't even make any noise.

492
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,679
She was like, what was I
gonna do? Like that really hurt?

493
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:23,239
Yeah, Like, well yeah,
I would have ow. Yeah.

494
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,079
So she got her fourth pierce.
He was really cute. And I really

495
00:34:27,079 --> 00:34:30,880
like this place. Highly recommend.
I want to go. I want a

496
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:36,039
tattoo. Yeah, and I like
the fact that they would not let you

497
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:42,440
get a swastica or something that's vaguely
right reminiscent of a SWASTI cu right as

498
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,599
a jew sitting in the tattoo place
with my fifteen year old daughter doing some

499
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:52,000
stellar parenting. Yeah, I was
like, I approve, right, Wow,

500
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,400
So did it when she got it? Do they numb it like they

501
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,320
have to? Right? No,
they don't numb it. No, they

502
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,199
make a mark. It's just like
when you got your ears pierced and you

503
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:04,599
know, but in a card.
But I would think, like, it's

504
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:07,360
not the cartilage though, Well,
no, they don't numb that either.

505
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,639
They don't numb your nose. They
don't numb the cartilage. They just do

506
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:14,559
it and they don't numb you when
you get a tattoo. No, no,

507
00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:21,320
no's Kalin's shaking as any that I
have any. But yeah, the

508
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,400
people that I've known that have gotten
tattoos, no, there's nothing. But

509
00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:28,519
I got my tattoo. It did
not hurt that bad. It really didn't.

510
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,320
I mean it hurts. I know
people say this, and this is

511
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,920
going to sound really trite, but
people say, like it hurts kind of

512
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,880
in a good way, like you
get used to it, and then people

513
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,400
get kind of like they like the
feeling. Yeah, it wasn't. It

514
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:45,719
felt like little sharp stabbings in my
ankle, but like once it once,

515
00:35:46,039 --> 00:35:50,000
it goes for a little bit and
you're like, oh my god, that

516
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,360
that hurts. But then you're like
okay, and you get used. You

517
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,800
kind of get used to it,
and then you're like all right. From

518
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,880
what I know about tattoos, which
is not a lot, I think they

519
00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:01,639
say with the parts that hurt the
most, or like when it's against bone,

520
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:05,440
yeah, you know, like when
they're doing like your rib cage or

521
00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:08,800
wow, and when it's when they
when they do shading, and it's just

522
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,000
kind of going that's what I heard
is the most painful parts. Trying to

523
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,199
think if I have shadings, I'm
not on the bone your tattoo. No,

524
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:21,440
that's like skin right there. But
I will tell you now that I'm

525
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,239
getting older getting botox. When I
get botox and they put it, like,

526
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,440
my forehead has so little fat in
it anymore because I'm older, And

527
00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:31,880
when they do the botox needle in
my forehead, it hurts so fucking bad

528
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,880
I want to kill somebody, Like, I almost don't want to do it

529
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,320
anymore, just because it really hurts. So I'm imagining and that just goes

530
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:44,320
into your skin, but it's against
the bone your head. So I'm forehead

531
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,199
looks good. I need undue.
I'm due for some talks. It's working

532
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:52,760
because I don't see a lot of
wrinkles at all. No, all those

533
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:58,679
wrinkles now, yes, yes,
wow, yeah. Anyway, My point

534
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,960
is I could see that being very
true because yeah, yeah, a botox

535
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:06,079
needle, it's pretty thin and small
like a tattoo needle. But if that,

536
00:37:06,199 --> 00:37:07,960
if I was having to get here's
what I'm saying. I'm not getting

537
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:15,119
any tats on my forehead. Okay, so give up a dream? Given

538
00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:17,719
up? The face tat dream Like, where would I get a tat?

539
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,519
I thought, you're gonna do it
on your finger? I did, But

540
00:37:21,559 --> 00:37:23,599
then I was reading on our Facebook
that people said, like, when you

541
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:29,760
get it on your hands, it's
fades because obviously your hands get exfoliated a

542
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,760
lot you wash your hands, and
it started a fade. Oh interesting.

543
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:36,760
And then also like if I got
it on my pinky on the outside or

544
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,119
something. It just kind of to
me you could just get a tattoo,

545
00:37:39,519 --> 00:37:42,320
like yeah, you know, if
it fade, you can just go back

546
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,599
to Hey, can you just touch
this up? Yeah? What about like

547
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:50,599
on your forearm? Yeah? I
mean I was thinking about on the inside

548
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:52,519
by my wrist. That's where my
mom got a tattoo, like she did

549
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:57,719
maybe like I don't know, like
eight seven or eight years ago. I

550
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,320
think right before she went to England. She was like, fuck it,

551
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,280
I'm getting tattoo, and so she
got one on her wrist. It's four

552
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,880
words. I forget what it is. It's like four words that have meaning

553
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:15,400
to words. Buck you can be
there, Yeah, She's like, what

554
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:19,760
I didn't mean? You k it's
a different Kalyn. Oh my gosh,

555
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,079
you're so narcissistic Natalian goes, I
go, what should I get? She

556
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:27,360
goes, why don't you get like
me? And Sunny's names in Italian?

557
00:38:29,679 --> 00:38:34,920
Okay okay, um No, I
don't know. I don't know what I

558
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,199
should do. But I mean because
now it's like I feel like I wouldn't

559
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,800
have gotten one when I was younger, because I always thought to myself,

560
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,320
I know myself, I would help, I hate it, I would get

561
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,320
sick of it. But now at
this age, because a shit, how

562
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,599
much longer are you gonna live?
Really exactly like it's all you know.

563
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,159
I laid in the sun the other
day and I didn't put any sunscreen on

564
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,559
because I'm like, screw it,
I don't care. And I laid for

565
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,880
one hour and my face he scott
burned, burned bad. I looked like

566
00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:07,039
Trump with the like the white underneath
the eyes because I was on the phone

567
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:13,239
talking and I was squinting for an
hour and like it was all white and

568
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,119
it was burned. And I had
to go to a graduation party and I

569
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:22,800
looked like and I'm seeing people and
a lot was like Salam Melissa's son his

570
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,719
high school graduation party down in Manhattan
Beach, It was fun and everything,

571
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,400
and I saw a ton of people
that I haven't seen in a long time,

572
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,480
and they're probably like what the fuck, Like you just get out of

573
00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:36,719
a tanning salon. It explained myself
over and over, like in makeup doesn't

574
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,639
cover it. There's nothing you can
do, right, it just got It's

575
00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:43,159
hard to cover a burn. Yes, I mean I was burned for one

576
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,400
hour in the sun. Wow,
sat in the backyard. Yeah, but

577
00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:51,400
um, yeah, I went to
a graduation party over the weekend. Let's

578
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,119
tell you about that. Yeah,
you know what, let's take a break

579
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:59,320
and talk about Loumy Labs microdose.
I took a half of one of these,

580
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:05,079
yes, oh microdose or of the
full dose the microdose okay, over

581
00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:09,079
the weekend, and I did feel
like a very calm effect, Like I

582
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:14,440
felt so calm. It took like
a lot of anxiety off. It was

583
00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:16,800
insane. I loved it, I
know, and I think a lot of

584
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:22,159
people this is their their entree into
microdose. Yes, I've never done it

585
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:27,800
before. Yeah, because the THHC
is a good way to microdose if you're

586
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,960
going to microdose. John squears by
it. Yeah, I thought about him

587
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,400
when I talk when I took it, and I would say for him his

588
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,239
main A lot of people take it
for a lot of different things, sleep,

589
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:43,199
you know, creativity, recovering after
the gym. There's a lot of

590
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,119
good reasons to microdose. John's loves
to take one when he's trying to write

591
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:52,960
a script because he says it gets
like the background, like the critical voice

592
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:55,800
out of his head, and it
just helps him to like feel clear and

593
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:00,519
calm. Like he said, Yes, I could totally see that. I

594
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,119
loved it, and you know I
am going to and it helped me sleep.

595
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:07,840
It did help me sleep because I
took it later in the day too,

596
00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:10,159
just to see how it was going
to affect me. Yeah, microdosing

597
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,760
is great for people who are just
getting introduced, you know, if you

598
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:20,000
don't know how you feel after taking
like a whole one, right or a

599
00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:22,239
regular dose, if you're kind of
new to it, you can start with

600
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:27,440
this like baby step of the microdose. You've tried it, reculin I did,

601
00:41:27,519 --> 00:41:30,159
but I actually take the like just
the regular TC one now right.

602
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,920
Um, it's you know, it's
not like it's not a lot. I

603
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,199
think it's like five miligrams, which
is you know, I think kind of

604
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,880
like a basic just amount these days, but um, I like to take

605
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,119
it when I get home from my
pawn work and I'm just like, I'm

606
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:45,599
so tired and I just chill out
in bed and watch you know, below

607
00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:49,840
deck or something. Laugh, and
yeah, that's what I like to do

608
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the code FCOL. Nice. I'm
a videotaping Phil just getting comfortable. He's

614
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:28,760
getting comfortable, He's got on a
couch. I feel Oh, he's been

615
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,199
through a lot. This guy.
He looks like he's faded. He looks

616
00:42:31,199 --> 00:42:37,960
like he might have done not a
microdose. But YEAHI he's gonna relax.

617
00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,440
There we go, Yeah, where
we go? Oh, tell us about

618
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:45,159
the party. Yes, so it
was nice. It was Salam Melissa's son

619
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:52,920
Archie graduating uh high school. He's
huge. He's probably as tall as Kaylin

620
00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:57,480
or probably I think he's like six
three. Wow, Salam Melissa are kind

621
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,480
of short, which is crazy.
So he's the sweetest kid. I've known

622
00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:06,639
him since he was born. He
is one year to the month, one

623
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:13,480
year older than Sunny in Italia and
um yeah, he had his graduation.

624
00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:16,559
Sonny and Natalia were supposed to come
with me but couldn't get back in time.

625
00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:21,639
Going to Manhattan Beach is a big
casha from where I live. Oh

626
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,679
my gosh, oh my god.
It doesn't matter what time I left now.

627
00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:29,920
I was in the car for an
hour and twenty five minutes just to

628
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,679
get there on a Saturday, Like, really, that doesn't help anymore,

629
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,559
It doesn't someone who drives a lot. Saturdays do not help at all.

630
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,239
I was doing my scientology get go
on Saturday to be like an hour and

631
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:42,360
a half to get home from you
know, real Hollywood from Sunset Boulevard.

632
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,199
Yeah, and you live Long Beach, Long Beach, LBC. Yeah,

633
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,800
that five was backed up the whole
way. He was like, Saturday,

634
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:52,440
No, I don't know why I
keep tricking myself into thinking that there won't

635
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,079
be traffed on Saturdays. Yeah,
it sucks. Sunday is a little better,

636
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:58,840
but yeah, yeah, it's well
anyway. Yeah, So got there

637
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,239
at like two thirty three clock.
The thing started at too, went to

638
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:06,800
like five, saw everybody, Jimmy's
parents. Jimmy wasn't there, he's out

639
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,360
of town, but like the parents, the cousins, the usual people,

640
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,000
and it was so nice. I
haven't seen anybody in a long time.

641
00:44:13,559 --> 00:44:16,079
And um, so you didn't go
to the actual graduation right now? Went

642
00:44:16,119 --> 00:44:20,519
to the party. Yeah, she
had he graduated already, so she had

643
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:22,920
a big party at a restaurant like
right on the beach. It was perfect

644
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:28,719
because she's got so many nieces and
nephews that are young, and so all

645
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,119
the parents were like inside the restaurant
and then they're like out the kids are

646
00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:35,960
like out on the beach right there. It's like right on the strand,

647
00:44:36,679 --> 00:44:38,440
playing and having a good time.
And it was It was a good time.

648
00:44:38,519 --> 00:44:42,440
It was fun. I get to
see everybody, and um, I

649
00:44:42,519 --> 00:44:45,599
wish sunny in Itali. You could
have made it. But they were was

650
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:50,559
the food, like these burgers.
I'm hungry right now, hungry, and

651
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,559
yeah, these burgers were to die. I mean they had like huge burgers

652
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:59,760
with avocado and I'm not a big
burger person, but like this special sauce

653
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:04,400
and had halapino on top. It
was so good. It was so good.

654
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,760
Yeah, what are you gonna make
for dinner tonight? Hello? From

655
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,719
Probably No, because I don't want
to start cooking by then. No.

656
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:16,119
And I have to watch the Bachelor
tonight because I'm so it's the season premiere

657
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:21,280
of the Bachelorette. Okay, so
I have to start recording the Bachelor my

658
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:27,000
Bachelor podcast tomorrow morning, so tonight
and from nine to eleven, so right

659
00:45:27,119 --> 00:45:30,719
now, people don't it's seven forty
five already at night. Yeah, so

660
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:37,119
nine o'clock I start watching the Bachelor, right Bachelorette. Um, so I

661
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,960
have to get John to just get
me some food. Yeah, and what

662
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:44,000
does he to wait on me?
Does he? I know? How's your

663
00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:49,039
ankle? By the way, So
okay, so it's been like it'll be

664
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:54,079
three weeks on Thursday. But um, the other day I stood up kind

665
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:59,360
of weird and I was like really
hurt again and then it swelled back up,

666
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:01,480
was back up. So I was
like, I've got to go to

667
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:07,360
the orthopedist. So I made an
appointment with this guy, doctor Kudave,

668
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:12,760
doctor Jason Kadavi. It's a great
name for I know, right. Yeah,

669
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,159
So right after this happened pretty much, I had a bunch of my

670
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,760
Um. I know, I've dropped
that I'm Jewish a lot in this episode

671
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,679
for some reason that I don't know
why. But I have a lot of

672
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,559
Jewish mom friends in the value and
they all have like a million doctors,

673
00:46:25,679 --> 00:46:29,079
right, like, oh, I
got a doctor for you, you know.

674
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,320
So I was like, I,
you know who has like an orthopedist?

675
00:46:32,599 --> 00:46:36,679
Oh, well, when I had
my hand surgery, well, when

676
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,639
I had my this, well,
my knee. Okay, so everybody gave

677
00:46:38,679 --> 00:46:43,119
me a name. One of them
I had called I think I told you

678
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:46,480
this? Did I tell you guys
this last time last week where I tried

679
00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:51,079
to call the doctor that was highly
recommended, and they were like, yeah,

680
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:54,079
they would weren't answering the phone.
It was totally business hours. And

681
00:46:54,199 --> 00:46:58,639
then they said you can try.
You can text us, now are you

682
00:46:58,679 --> 00:47:02,239
gonna tell us? So I sent
a text. They're like, just send

683
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,519
us a text me intell. Yeah. So I sent a text and then

684
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,960
like twenty minutes go by and I
get a text back, Um, what's

685
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,639
your birth day of birth? I
was kind of like a little put off

686
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,519
because First of all, I don't
know if they're taking new patients, if

687
00:47:17,559 --> 00:47:21,519
it's a long wait before you can
get in to see somebody, Like right

688
00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:22,880
out of the gate, you're asking
my data birth right, Well you want

689
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:29,679
my PIN as well, like for
my social Social Security number? So uh,

690
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:35,079
I sent to my day of birth, and then another another little while

691
00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:37,519
goes by. It's not like I'm
sitting there on my phone waiting for that.

692
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,400
I mean I was researching other doctors
at the same time. And then

693
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,880
they write back, Okay, why
are you what you know? What service

694
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,079
do you need? So I write
back like I fractured my foot, I

695
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,960
fractured my fifth metatarsal or whatever,
blah blah blah, nothing like. I

696
00:47:53,000 --> 00:48:00,320
don't get anything back. And then
I get back, are you looking four?

697
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,960
I can't remember what it was,
but at that point I had just

698
00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:08,880
started doing my own research and I'd
googled. I went on ZocDoc nic with

699
00:48:09,039 --> 00:48:15,880
you. I found a highly rated
foot and ankle doctor. Okay, so

700
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:20,480
I call this I call this other
one. The woman who answers the phone

701
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,800
was really really nice. She's like, he can't see you until next week,

702
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,119
but like I said, oh okay, and she's like, but so

703
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,960
you went to Urgent Care. What
did they say? And I was like

704
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:36,360
right away, I was like,
this one's nice. Like she she she

705
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,039
wants to know what they said.
Like I was like, oh, you

706
00:48:38,079 --> 00:48:40,239
know, I'm happy to I was
like, okay, well when I went

707
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:44,360
in there, they said they took
the x ray. They said it's my

708
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,840
fifth metatarsul and they just told me
to wear a boot for like a month,

709
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,679
a month and a half. And
she was like, well, I'll

710
00:48:50,679 --> 00:48:54,119
be honest with you, that's probably
what this doctor would say. She'd fit

711
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:58,719
you with a boot and he'd tell
you to um write, he'd you know,

712
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,639
and then he'd see you again in
two weeks and take another X ray

713
00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:02,880
and see if it's healing. So
I said, oh, well, so

714
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,679
do you think I should just make
an appointment for in two weeks from now?

715
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,679
And she goes to me, I'll
probably save me some money, right,

716
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,239
So I was like I like her, Yeah, like the kind of

717
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,840
her jib, like the tattoo place
I got places to recommend to day no

718
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,280
complaints. Yeah. So then I
was like okay. So then now it

719
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,800
had been over two weeks and it
was hurting again. So I was like

720
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,039
I'm going to call that place back. So she got me in. It

721
00:49:27,159 --> 00:49:34,039
was this morning. I went this
morning super cute, like super cute guy,

722
00:49:34,599 --> 00:49:38,360
really beautiful office, and there were
two women sitting at the front desk

723
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,159
and I was like, I don't
know if you remember me, but I

724
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:44,320
had called and they were like,
oh yeah. The one girl was like,

725
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,320
oh yeah, you talk to me
and I was like, well,

726
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:50,280
you're super nice and you're the reason. I was like I came back to

727
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,559
you because and then I told them
the story about the texting place right.

728
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,119
Oh. And then they had finally
texted me back and I was like,

729
00:49:55,400 --> 00:50:00,280
too late. I already I already
made an appointment with somebody else. Yeah.

730
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:05,239
So anyway, he took another X
ray, told me it is healing,

731
00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:08,960
but where I broke it is a
very slow healing part of the foot

732
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:15,119
because it doesn't get much blood flow. So he was like, you need

733
00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:19,519
to absolutely stay off of it.
Don't try not to walk on it,

734
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,760
because I had heard that if you
walk in the boot a lot, it

735
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,599
helps with the healing. He's like
not really, no, He's like,

736
00:50:25,679 --> 00:50:30,320
it's best to stay off of it
when you can walk only in the boot.

737
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:35,840
And he was like you should really
be supporting your foot twenty four hours

738
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,159
a day, like, so where
the boot all the time, and even

739
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,800
when you sleep, you should be
wearing some kind of like if you can

740
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,760
wear the boot to sleep, do
otherwise wear like a pression like an ankle.

741
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:51,440
They make these things for your feet
and ankles, like a support thing

742
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,519
that I ordered off Amazon. He's
like, at least wear that to sleep

743
00:50:54,559 --> 00:50:59,119
because you don't want it like moving
around in your sleep. It'll because it'll

744
00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:04,519
take and basically because I'm older,
like when you fuck your shit up,

745
00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:07,679
it takes longer to heal, and
then it could become chronic if you if

746
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:12,679
you could insist on like walking on
it right or driving. Well, so

747
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,639
the thing about driving is he was
like, yeah, I probably don't do

748
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:20,320
it that very much, but if
you have to wrap it with like a

749
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,360
bandage and put your shoe on,
you know, right, if you're not

750
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:29,239
wearing the boot obviously, and it
doesn't hurt to drive, right, But

751
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,280
I'm not putting my weight on it
to drive. I'm just like pushing the

752
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,039
pedal a little. It doesn't hurt
to drive at all. So anyway,

753
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:40,920
that was that. So now he
started the clock on me now he's like,

754
00:51:42,079 --> 00:51:45,679
you need a full month. Okay, do not try to walk on

755
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,519
it. Do not walk outside of
the boot for a month. Wow.

756
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,960
All this from the from the graduation
yep. So do you know how hard?

757
00:51:57,079 --> 00:52:00,760
Like I don't know if you guys
have been like laid to uplaid up

758
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,599
like that, but it is so
hard for me because like I there's a

759
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,360
million things I can think of right
now that I like want to be,

760
00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:09,119
need to be, want to be
doing right. And when you when you're

761
00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:13,559
in bed and I like taken the
boot off and then I go, oh,

762
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,760
I have to pee. It's like
freaking hold. Yeah, it's like

763
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:20,400
driving a man at in beach,
right it is. Yeah, you know

764
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:25,000
you're like the third person I know
that that in this age broke their foot.

765
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:31,960
Really yeah, I've had like two
friends and a niece that like broke

766
00:52:32,039 --> 00:52:37,199
their foot. I don't know what's
going on, but yeah, so well,

767
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,679
I'm glad to hear the update.
I'm hopefully you know you gotta stay

768
00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:45,320
at least I got it seen.
You know, I feel better that I'm

769
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,400
not just like because you read so
much conflicting information. Some people are like

770
00:52:49,559 --> 00:52:52,719
start trying to walk on it.
Take the boot off after two weeks and

771
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,559
try to walk and help it helps
the healing. He was like, no,

772
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,719
that is horrible advice. Oh good, I told him I've read that,

773
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,760
and he was like, no,
I'm glad you came in. Yeah,

774
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,360
I'm glad you found him. Yeah, he's really nice, Doctor Kadavi.

775
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:10,320
Okay, all right, this has
been very fun and but Tish,

776
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:17,920
I love this is like healing like
you two are. Um. But let's

777
00:53:19,079 --> 00:53:23,719
before we go, let's talk about
our our Patreon super subscribe great Patreon this

778
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,920
week. Oh yeah, very good. You guys are gonna love it.

779
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:31,000
A lot of tea spilled. Oh
yeah, because today's our Tuesday show.

780
00:53:31,159 --> 00:53:36,760
Oh god, sign up. Tomorrow's
Patreona. So we have a guest,

781
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:42,079
a guest doing Patreon who has a
like such a fun story for like a

782
00:53:42,159 --> 00:53:45,559
couple celebrities. Yes, yeah,
yeah, some celebrity tea. Oh yes.

783
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,159
And then we have a Thursday show
this week with our guest. Yes,

784
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,679
we can plug it. It's Meredith
and m Lynch. She's a TikToker

785
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:59,000
um and I I've I knew her
from before, but she's kind of blew

786
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:01,400
up on TikTok and she's got some
great stories. She's hilarious. She was

787
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:06,760
great. Yeah. But also a
podcast that you might be interested in is

788
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:12,480
The Family Skeptical and it's about raising
kids without religion. Nice right, it's

789
00:54:12,519 --> 00:54:15,480
in the name The Family Skeptical.
So if you're a family that's thought like,

790
00:54:16,079 --> 00:54:19,239
oh God, should we go to
church, Oh should we go to

791
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,360
temple? No, I don't want
to do any of that, Well,

792
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,400
this is the podcast for you.
You can listen to. Um they only

793
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:30,320
do one episode every three weeks,
so um, you know, won't overload

794
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:35,239
your feed, right, but it's
really interesting and uh yeah, so check

795
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:40,679
it out The Family Skeptical. Also
Kelly Wilman freda. Yes, great restaurant

796
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:46,360
in Palm Springs, and there's one
in Palm Desert. Go and check it

797
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:52,519
out. Try the salmon encrusted salmon
and was delicious and their desserts. Yeah,

798
00:54:53,119 --> 00:54:59,440
they were voted best breakfast five years
in a row, probably six years

799
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,159
in a row at this point,
and they were featured on Diners, Drive

800
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:05,440
Ins, and Dives. So check
them out. Also, my friend Adam

801
00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:09,199
Lerner Listen, I'm not fucking around
about my friend Adam. I have him

802
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:13,360
right now on the case because I
need to get LB a car. Oh

803
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,519
there, I have an LB update
for you for Friday's show. But just

804
00:55:15,639 --> 00:55:19,760
so you know, she needs a
car and Adam is on the case.

805
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,320
And he asked me a bunch of
questions, like to keep my options open

806
00:55:22,679 --> 00:55:24,519
door, I want to leaset door, I want to get a used car.

807
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:29,039
What do I want to do?
And he's on it and he can

808
00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:31,800
help you and there's no fee involved. That's great. Yeah, so I'm

809
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one zero nine nine eight seven zero
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his website. Adam's got a car
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you anywhere in the fifty states.
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right anywhere, and in California,
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but he will save you money no
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it up. It's letting go.
