Made a decision. I'll face sunny sound. I had a vision. So
what's up? Everybody? Welcome, just for crying out loud, and uh,
I have a special guest here today, Phil, my dog. Phil's
gotta um don't matter a tone of shame, Yeah, poor Philly. Yeah,
he's allah. We'll get into why he's here. Oh my god,
his face is so freaking cute. I can't I can't even take it.
Oh, I know, but little puppy sad. Well, he always looks
sad. That's kind of his thing. It's his brand. He needs an
Instagram page. Yeah he should. We're a TikTok as Phil. Yeah,
we're doing all these shows in backwards order. So we we've already recorded Patreon,
and we recorded our Thursday show because we had a guest who was awesome.
Oh my gosh, you're gonna love it. Should we say hi to
our our special patron? Okay, okay, I guess how about Elizabeth Williamson?
Yeah, okay, her and her kids, Polly Butterfield. We love
her. Pancakes in her sup Katarina, you gotta check your molar comes an
emergency. I beg of you. Gabby and Missy Well I'll tell you off
air about them. Okay, that assuet and carry her around me okay?
And Alicia Escalante from the City of and Leslie with the stilly still still still
arras the fun O my Bison, Jennifer stand up. Sandra's not easy being
green? Uh? Did we talk about Kellie Bryant? She's not. She's
everybody's favorite aunt yep, and Aaron who does? And Valerie hits it out
of the park and Athena Ginschard We love your makeup, yes we do.
And you're dancing and Hero everybody loves you. Everybody loves Hero, especially your
son David. You look obsessed with you um, and Rita rocks that Bassinette
and Jacob is so growley and Leslie accosted me outside. Yeah, I didn't
want to have to say that it might be like you might be defaming her.
Well, it's still under under nondisclosure. Yeah, oh yeah. And
Ashley so chic, and Nikki call your girl. And also Christi gets dropped.
And Stephanie's a stinker wrinker, yes she is. Yeah. So what
happened? What happened with Phil? Well, Phil had a bad few days.
I guess that last weekend. You know, I'm not trying to brag,
but every time I'm not around, shit goes sideways for Phil. But
it's just because I am his mama, and I am I pay attention to
what he's you know, kids are around, they leave doors open and blah
blah blah. I don't know what happened, but he started. It started
with a seizure. I guess that he had a couple days after Father's Day,
and I guess over the weekend Father's Day weekend, they had a barbecue
and whatever. Um. So when I heard that he had a seizure,
I was like, Okay, something's wrong, because that means he always only
only has seizures when there's he's got something going on in his stomach, had
an upset stomach. He used to only have the seizure if he threw up,
but he's on his Caesar seizure medication and he hasn't had one in a
while. But when he does have one, that means something's going on in
his in his uh, you know, in his system, and so it
means that something is upsetting his stomach. So he had a seizure. The
next day. I came to the house and I he was acting in himself.
But then he started throwing up and he was throwing up corn on the
cob. Oh, no, husks. It's like when you take a corn
and you cut it in half, yes, like the little one you get
from like KFC. Yeah, he threw one, then he threw up another
one, like the whole thing like half at a time, yes, minus
the corn. Yeah, minus the corn, right, some of them still
had the corn on the hospital. Threw up three of them. Yeah.
So I immediately called the VET and the vets said you got to bring them
in, not to us, but to the hospital because they have all the
you know, the equipment to find out what's going on in x rays.
So they didn't have x rays at the regular VET. You know, they
it's not our first time, Phil, right, they know that, not
my first rodeo and not his first rodeo. So I took him to the
to the hospital and us the it's the Animal Specialty Group open out in Glendale,
and they know Phil. They're used to him, and they you know,
usually I bring him in and they do that. They check them out
and they're like, ah, he'll pass, it'll be fine. You know,
we'll give him medication to get it through his system. He'll be okay.
This time, it was like, no, he's got a corn husk
stuck in his lower intestines and it's got to surgically be removed. Yeah.
Yeah, And did they show it to you. They took a picture of
it. Yeah. Yeah. So all right. Now, this was evening
time, like eight o'clock at night. They said, we just finished surgery.
We have the doctors here ready to go. We can take them into
surgery right now. I said, fine, take him in and so I
leave them. They're like, he's gonna be here overnight. So we leave
him there. I go home. Now I'm with Sonny. They're telling me
they're taking him to surgery. You won't here until probably midnight. It's gonna
take that long. I said, okay, that long they are they know
where it is. Yeah, but by the they depends. Also. They
were like, if if his intestines are damaged, it's gonna take long whatever.
So I was like, okay, I leave him, give them the
okay, Um, I don't know. I've a little there's always of course,
like I'm there's it's in the back of my mind. So I go
home and Sonny is now Sonny has been I've been taking him out for drives
in the evenings. Sonny cannot get back on track with his sleep since Japan.
He falls asleep in the middle of the day, which he never did
and now he's up staying up late. So his his you know, sleep
schedules off. So we've been going on drives late at night, like ten
o'clock to him like mint, we go for drives with him driving. He
drives, of course. So we've been driving around. Now how he's driving
good? He does great. Yeah, he's been doing good. So I
tell him what's going on, Like it's now nine o'clock, nine thirty and
we're out for a drive. They call. The hospital calls at like ninety
five, and I'm like, this is weird. Why And now I'm scared
because I'm ant Sonny's driving, but I'm on the phone and if it's bad
news, like I don't, I'm scared because why are they calling so soon?
Right, turns out, the surgery's done, he did great, They
removed it. In fact, he was already awake waking up from his surgery
by then. By ninety five. It took because they had the people there
right away, so it took it very fast and they got the thing out
and he was fine. He was waking up from surgery and all as well.
He's doing good. Yeah, he's snoring right now. If anybody can
I know, because he's got the doughnut around his face, cost may ask,
okay, so I guess, go ahead, no I wish yeah,
yeah, five thousand, no more more? Nine oh no way yeah,
m hmm nine. And here's the tragedy of it all. I found VET
insurance for him, like two months ago, after we talked about it.
I found it. I sent it to the Adam and other people and I
said can we and nobody replied, And now here he is having surgery two
months later, and that would have totally been covered because it would be like
a fluke face, right, a lot of pre existing condition, right.
So now he's got it, by the way, but uh yeah, my
hands were tight at the time I had to anyway, So he um,
he's he's fine. He was in the hospital for two days and I came
home and you weren't the one who fed him corn cobs? No, No,
but you know it happens. Listen, it happens when I'm there.
You the thing is right if there's people guitar right, backpack backpacks exactly,
yes, But when you have people at your house for a barbecue, you
can't let him. Everybody wants to see him. You gotta put him away
like and maybe he was put away, I don't know, but he he
gets into it. Whether I'm there, it happens. So um. So
now I bring him home and he's been home now with me for two days
at the house with the kids, and he doesn't leave my side. And
the the other thing is he can't really go up and downstairs. His stomach
has got the staples, and you know, he needs to be watched.
And so I had to leave today to go to my condo, and so
I brought him with me so that he can at least stay with me.
If I left him at the house, I mean, the kids, their
friends come over, they leave doors open. He can't go in the pool
for two weeks. He really wanted to go in the pool. I take
him out on a leash to go to the bathroom. He goes straight to
the pool. I have to pull him. He doesn't not he wants to
go in that pool. Can't go in the pool he can't jump up on
things. He's got to really just stay. He should be in a crate.
But he's been next to me since he's been home. So I now
left the house today. He came with me here and we're gonna go to
my condo. And it'll be better at my condo because it's small. He'll
not have to jump up on things. He can convalesce with me for the
next, for the next. Right, But it's two stories, though,
right, it is two stories. The only time he's going to go up
those stairs is one time at night to go to bed. Otherwise he's not
going up. Yeah, and then you know, I mean we have stairs
at our house too. We can't avoid the stairs. I understand, but
hot m Yeah. So here he is. He's hopped up on pain meds
and you know he's snoring, but he's doing good. His incision looks good.
And yeah, he'll be up and at it at no time, eating
more corn husk. He's a lot. He is a lot. He needs
to be you know, he needs to be watched. He needs It's like
having an infant. I say it all the time. It's like having a
toddler. Feels like having a toddler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
can have toddlers, although she's not really a toddler anymore. I was birthday
today today as you hear this, Oh yeah, okay, okay, happy
birthday. Happy. It was like she was just born yesterday. She's three.
Four four, oh she's four, right, we just talked about this
last week. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Wow, that's a good
age. I mean, it's it's it's hard. But once she's done with
four, five is like amazing. Yeah. Five is so is very cool?
Is the five. I've always said that when they know I love Elbe
at five, yeah, they'll get they're gonna get hit by a car.
That's when it gets easier. Yeah yeah, yeah. I mean when Albie
was five, I was like, okay, like I get like that.
I always say, that's when I started to think it was more fun to
go places with her than we were at home. Yeah. Four, I
was still like easier, easier with her at home because four they still get
really stuck on things like that they want or that, like you know,
they get rich, they're still like more rigid, right, how they want
things done, or what they want to eat or I believe at four,
Lbie was still very much like only wanted to eat a bagel and cream cheese
for every meal. Yeah, their eating has not gotten much better since the
last time I've complained about it. So what are you going to do for
her birthday? Tomorrow? Is just I've kind of cleared my work schedule so
I can just take her and you know, summer break, but Amy's working,
So I'm going to take them to their favorite like little play place that
they always want to go to. And then we're doing the big thing on
Thursday, which is we're going down to Legoland in San Diego. Legolan.
We haven't been to that one yet. Lego Land is good for little kids,
that's what That's what we hear. Yeah, I would say better.
I mean Disneyland is great and you know whatever, who's going to talk shit
about Disneyland, But Legoland is like has a lot of rides for like little
kids. Yeah, and she's kind of She's a nervous rider for sure.
Like we went to Disneyland, she would not get on those teacups, Like,
yeah, she didn't even want to touch Goofy's hand. She's very nervous.
So I'm hoping. Yeah, now Lego Land's perfect for that, so
that'll be fun a hectic day. One did not like stuff Disneyland when she
was little anything, So I would always be like, we are throwing away
so much money taking this girl here, because she didn't even want to go
on like Mister Toad's Wild Ride or anything that was there too young roller coasters
forget about it. We've talked about this, but even stuff where I'd be
like, this is a mellow, like you're just you know, if it
got dark, absolutely not if it was like even went fast for a second
or turned a corner or there was a jump scare, like no, thank
you. So we would go to Disneyland and get her face painted at the
Prince. I'd love that and then like walk around like John and I would
go and stuff. Yeah, they I remember the Princess Ride or whatever it
is you go in and meet them, and I didn't even know that was
a thing. And then I was like, oh, let's go do that.
They'd love it, and it was like a two hour weight Oh it
was. I was like, Okay, well maybe next time. But I
kind of felt like you while we were there, they were very like they
didn't seem very into it at all. We're like, oh my god,
what was the point of doing all this? But it wasn't until afterwards that
they kept saying like, oh, how much they love this and how much
they liked It's a small world, and the it's like, okay, it
was worth it. Yeah, I did feel like that in the moment that
was like, oh, this is kind of a waste, right you know.
Also at Legoland they have things for the kids to do while they're waiting
in line. I remember that, Like remember the little so that they're not
just standing in line board they had little things for yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's Taylor made for Well. Hey, we're going
to Disneyland for Blake's birthday in like two months, so we'll be there too.
Very fun. Yeah, listen, it's your job as a parent,
Like it's what you sign up for. Yeah, like you gotta go to
Lego Land. You gotta go to Disneyland, not Six Flags until they're older
friends parents, Yeah, I'm gonna have to make friends with a lot of
assholes, people that you would never mix with in regular life. Yea,
yeah, go to a lot of games that soccer well yeah that's starting up
very soon. Oh I can't wait. Till Caitlin's got stories. So now
like my life is very different than that. Let's take a break and I'll
tell you about it. Oh, let's take a break and talk about Hello
Fresh. Okay, welcome back, true story. Okay, you ready for
a little true story about Hello Fresh. I got my Hello Fresh box.
I made shrimp and scallop pasta. It was so good. Everyone in my
house was like, what is happening with your cooking? This is like this
is John kept going this is this is like a restaurant. This is like
a restaurant. And then I made um pecan crusted trout, oh with this
salad that was so Everything was so easy to make. And Elbie doesn't like
anything that I cook. She's not nice about it either. She'll just if
I tell her whatever meal I'm gona make, she'll be like nothings. So
Elbie saw the recipe. So they come with these colorful cards that tell you
that show you the dish how it's supposed to look, and it's it's achievable,
aspirational but also achievable. And then it just tells you all the steps
with pictures so you can see what you're doing. So I show it to
Elbie, I go, which one do you want me? Do you want
me to make? And she was like, oh, the trout that sounds
good. And Elbie, who never does this, was like every bite she
was like, Mom, this is so good. It is really hard to
mess it up too, and it's affordable. So guess what I did,
Yeah, because we got our promo. I signed up for a subscription because
I was like, this is too good, like I'm gonna be doing ads
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it's so it's delicious and it's not something that you would normally make at home.
I mean they have like bratwurst bar with caramelai onions. I mean,
how good does that sound. They sent me a like a pork tender loin
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it? Yes? Okay, So I have a little story for you.
Okay, So Sadie, hold then I'm trying to put my hands on,
Well you want to put my hands on? I want to hear what you
guys are hearing. Okay. Honestly, I was having a little trouble here
in Kate. I almost want to tell Kayla to speak up. And then
I was like, well, he's across the room. If I put headphones
on, i'd hear in here like right right right loud. Should I put
my hands on? Sure? If you want a little peek behind the curtain.
Okay, So, so Sadie hasn't had much to do. And did
I tell you that one thing that makes Sadie really happy is getting new piercings.
Yeah? Who tells you that it's some kind of releases some kind of
like dopamines in a system. She's just like gets a charge out of so
you know, I think she's like a little bit addicted to it. So
she has a cartilage piercing. She had her ears pierced, then she had
second piercings put in like a little while later. Then she got a cartilage
piercing, and she got a nose piercing or nose and then cartilage. Then
she got a third ear piercing. Right, can I ask you a question?
She Talia got a third piercing too, and she just told me this
morning that that thing has been stuck in her ear now for like over a
year. She can't get it out. Her earring is her ear. Her
stud has been stuck and she could not She can't get it out. She
should probably go to like where should she got? She go to a tattoo
parlor? Really, yeah, they can get it out, all right?
Okay, do you remember how I told you that I got my belly button
pierced at the ripe old age of thirty. Ye who does that? Who
gets a piercing in their belly button at thirty years old? For some reason
I had it. I was like, you know what, I might be
a little like Zoftig, but I got a really flat ass stomach and I
work out a lot, so like, I'm gonna get a belly button piercing.
Like I don't care, right, I don't give a fuck. Who
cares? Right? Yeah? It was not a super popular it was,
you know what. It was getting a little bit popular. But as I
told you, I got my nose pierced at twenty before anybody had any It
was not a thing to have facial piercings. But I saw a girl at
the Cat and Fiddle in Hollywood who hadn't. She was English, and I
was like, that looks so cool. So I got kind of obsessed with
the idea and I got a nose piercing. And then note I couldn't get
a job. I was looking for a wait, tissing job, and they
were like, you're gonna have to take that out. Was it a stud
or was it a hoop? Well? The problem is it was a stud.
But I had to go to this like a black beauty parlor because there's
no regular places. You couldn't get your nose pierced at a regular place.
And I didn't realize I could have gone to like a tattoo place, but
I just thought you could go to Claire's, right, But you can't.
So I called this beauty this place and they did it with an infant gun,
like a piercing gun. So, but the earring was like a big
kind of like stuck way out. It was awkward looking. Okay, well,
your nose is really little. I can't imagine you having right. So
it looked like it was a big thing. And people would be like,
oh my god, does that hurt all the time? And honestly, it
did a lot. Like a hurt a lot. And I was always getting
stuck on stuff, Like when Sadie wanted her nose pierced, I was like,
listen, you're not gonna be able to blow your nose. It's such
a pain in the ass. You go to put a shirt on, you're
gonna be like, oh my god. But sure got stuck on it,
you know, and she wanted to do it anyway, and of course she
said, zero problems with it, she loves it, but anyway, so
and then elbe same thing. I was like, you're not gonna like it.
But when I got my belly button pierced, I might just be a
pussy. I got my belly button pierce and it hurts so bad, and
they were like, you gotta, you gotta turn it every day, you
gotta clean it. So I did, Like I want to say, like
five days into it, I started running a fever. It hurts so bad.
It was like hot to the touch. So I was like, fuck
this, I'm taking it out. I can't take it. It hurts so
bad. It was infected yet, but I didn't know that. I just
was like, this is just hurting way too much. I can't So I
go to try to take it off. But it's hard to explain, but
it was latched. It was like it felt like it was locked on there.
It was not like a normal earring where you could just like pull the
back out like you had to. And it hurts so much that I couldn't
get it off. So I had to call the place where I had had
it done, which is like a tattoo place in Venice, and I called
them and I was like, this is I'm in pain. I have a
fever. And they were like, you gotta come in. So I go
to the place and they're like okay. The guy was so annoyed at me,
and he was like I had to stand up against the wall put my
arms behind my head and he's like okay, ready, and then he just
went and like and I was like, hurt so bad. And then he
goes, well, it's infected. You obviously weren't like cleaning it. And
I was like, Mitch, I was cleaning it every day. I was
doing exactly I'm a jew like, I was following directions. I was doing
my best. I'm a nervous, anxious person. I was taking care of
it. But anyway, so that was my history of piercing or it was
like a yeah, it was like a RINGA okay, I still feel I
feel chills thinking about it too. It was very painful. So my kids,
you know, are like kind of on their own about stuff like this
because I'm like, don't look at me, like I'm not encouraging this,
you know, But Sadie's like, mom, I really want to get a
fourth earring in my ear. So here's the thing. When you get to
like the fourth earring, you're running out a real estate. Like there's not
that much space between the fourth piercing and your cartilage piercing. You know,
I'm like, where are you gonna put it? Right? You know,
She's like, believe me, trust me, there's room there. I'm like,
okay, but I don't think you should do it at like a Claire's
right, because you're getting into like a delicate your ear, especially Sadie.
She's a little person with little ears. So when you get up there,
there's like the strip is very small. There's it's not earlobe, it's like
a little skin. But then it's cartilage. So I'm like, gotta get
it done somewhere. Okay. Well, what we called this place called Oak
and Poppy, which is in the valley and it's kind of a high end
place. Everybody goes there for tattoos and piercings. But they wanted ninety dollars
per side just for an ear piercing, just for the fourth ear pierce.
Wow, so that would that was like one hundred and eighty dollars. I
don't know how much it is. I'm not sure, right, Well,
you're like, that's expensive and I'm not paying for I'm not spending almost two
hundred dollars to get a fourth piercing. Girl, you wear your hair down
all the time, like, who's gonna see it? Even this is all
because you want that rush of adrenaline that you get from another piercing. You
have a problem, right, So she was like, I'll pay for it
myself. I was like, okay. So, but of course she doesn't
want to pay a one hundred and eighty dollars so she asks her friend who
has a lot of piercings, and her friends like, you gotta go to
this place called Needle Pushers. Okay, it's the name alone is a little
scary, right, you know, so um little sauce. But so she
so she tells me, Okay, we're gonna go to this place. And
I'm like, all right, I'm gonna take you there, but you're paying
for it. She's like, I'm paying for it. She babysits got some
cash. Okay. So we go to this place and it is in like
a little strip mall. I mean it's it looks a little scary from the
outside. I'm like, okay, this is like a hardcore. This is
like a tattoo parlor. You know. You know these places that look like
they could be a tattoo shop, they could be a porn shop. That
could be a pot. So you don't know what's going on. It's dark.
All you know is there's people outside smoking and it's kind of dark inside.
Right, So I'm already like, okay, bring away, fifteen year
old the Valley, Deep Valley, Deep Valley. It's like SATIKOI right,
okay, okay. So we get there park walking. There's two guys out
front. They look a little a little scary smoking like hi. So inside
they're like what can we what can we help you with? You know?
So Sadie's like, I'm like, you go tell him, you know.
So she's like, I want to get a fourth piercing. So the guy
goes, all right, fill this out. So she fills it out.
Meanwhile, the music that's playing, they're playing music, and the there's like
we're in a little waiting room and it's like eighties because like I think it
was foot loose. No, no, I need a hero. I'm holding
up for so, you know me, because I'll just talk to anybody I
start going like, like the song is pretty underrated. I was like Footloose
soundtrack. So then and there's like some people that don't want to be engaged
in a conversation with me, obviously, but unlike Elbie, who gets immediately
really put out by me making conversations with people, Sadie kind of likes it.
She don't mind. Yeah, she's just like mom, yeah, like
there's that's my mom always. So then another song comes on and it's like
another soundtrack song eighties movies. Yeah, it's a song from Karate Kid.
I forgot the name of the but I'm like, I'm like, I don't
know who is in charge of the music here, but I like it,
you know. Yeah. So then the guy behind the counter. So there's
a girl who's in line before us and she's going to get a tattoo.
Guy behind the counter is one of those guys. He's got like a full,
like a big beard, he's wearing a trucker hat. He's a guy
that you're like, where was he on January? So you know, he's
like, oh, scary looking, right, And you know, I don't
really know what to make of it. So the girl gets up and she's
got a lot of tattoos, a lot of work done already, a lot
of body art. Cool looking, she has like very cool hair, and
I liked her vibe. So she goes up and they're going to discuss what
her tattoo is gonna be, and so she's they're talking. I can't one
hundred percent here what she's saying, but she's showing him like oh, and
the like I want this, and this is what it's gonna look like.
And the guy goes h He's like, okay, but you see this design
here. He's like, you see this looks a little bit like a swastika.
Oh. And he's like and he's like, I don't think you want
that. And now I'm immediately in love with it, Like I'm like,
I like the cut of you. And she's like, oh yeah that No,
we don't want that, and he's like, no, not a good
look now, and so he helps her, and I was like, I
like, any place that's like prevents you from getting something that could be mistaken
for a swastica. Absolutely. I wasn't yelling it, but I was like
kind of saying it, and Sadie I was like, Sadie, I'm in
I like this place. This guy like the music, like everything about it.
It was like the opposite of what you would what I had kind of
preconceived it was. When I went in there, Yeah, like everybody was
super cool, right, and like nice and obviously and like just they're playing
fun music. So when Sadie goes in to get her thing done, I
think it might have been the owner of the place. I don't know.
His name was Daniel. It was very cool looking, very kind of very
chatted up, obviously and pierced. And then he's talking to her. Well,
people told me, oh, that guy's the one. Who oh,
I said, who, I don't know, who's in charge of the soundtrack.
He goes, I am in charge of the music, and he's like,
I love eighties soundtracks and I was like, this is just you're hilarious.
And then we were bringing up different songs and I was like, I
love this. Oh. And then I was singing in the Bonnie Right song
right, and we were so Cecily, my co host on board AF and
I were making these jokes about that song because one of the lines is like
he's got to be strong and he's got and he's got to be fresh from
the fight. Yeah, like a weird lyric, like that's your hero.
He's got to be fresh from the fight. So I said, you know,
my friend and I have kind of a joke about like that lyric,
and he goes, well, you do you gotta get be fresh from the
fight. He goes, it's like you're tough, like you know, like
rugged, Like yeah, And I was like, okay, I love that
song. By the way, I think that they're any sub shop should have
that song, like I need a hero, some dude going for his hero
sandwi. He should do a commercial and use that as the sad. Yes,
why doesn't any sub shop? Yeah, you're an a gene, thank
you. Why doesn't anybody thought about that? Every time I hear that song,
I think of a here I need a hero, like just eating this
big ass sub sandwich. I can't believe I didn't think of that, because
I'm usually thinking about food, right. Yeah. So anyway, she she
got her piercing. She's just like this girl's tough as nails. She just
lays there. She told me later that it hurt really bad. The second
one hurt the first one. He's like, how are you doing? How
are you doing? She's like fine. And then the second one, he
goes, how are you doing? And she's like fine, And then after
we left, she's like, mom, that really hurt. The second one
really hurt. I was like what, but you didn't even make any noise.
She was like, what was I gonna do? Like that really hurt?
Yeah, Like, well yeah, I would have ow. Yeah.
So she got her fourth pierce. He was really cute. And I really
like this place. Highly recommend. I want to go. I want a
tattoo. Yeah, and I like the fact that they would not let you
get a swastica or something that's vaguely right reminiscent of a SWASTI cu right as
a jew sitting in the tattoo place with my fifteen year old daughter doing some
stellar parenting. Yeah, I was like, I approve, right, Wow,
So did it when she got it? Do they numb it like they
have to? Right? No, they don't numb it. No, they
make a mark. It's just like when you got your ears pierced and you
know, but in a card. But I would think, like, it's
not the cartilage though, Well, no, they don't numb that either.
They don't numb your nose. They don't numb the cartilage. They just do
it and they don't numb you when you get a tattoo. No, no,
no's Kalin's shaking as any that I have any. But yeah, the
people that I've known that have gotten tattoos, no, there's nothing. But
I got my tattoo. It did not hurt that bad. It really didn't.
I mean it hurts. I know people say this, and this is
going to sound really trite, but people say, like it hurts kind of
in a good way, like you get used to it, and then people
get kind of like they like the feeling. Yeah, it wasn't. It
felt like little sharp stabbings in my ankle, but like once it once,
it goes for a little bit and you're like, oh my god, that
that hurts. But then you're like okay, and you get used. You
kind of get used to it, and then you're like all right. From
what I know about tattoos, which is not a lot, I think they
say with the parts that hurt the most, or like when it's against bone,
yeah, you know, like when they're doing like your rib cage or
wow, and when it's when they when they do shading, and it's just
kind of going that's what I heard is the most painful parts. Trying to
think if I have shadings, I'm not on the bone your tattoo. No,
that's like skin right there. But I will tell you now that I'm
getting older getting botox. When I get botox and they put it, like,
my forehead has so little fat in it anymore because I'm older, And
when they do the botox needle in my forehead, it hurts so fucking bad
I want to kill somebody, Like, I almost don't want to do it
anymore, just because it really hurts. So I'm imagining and that just goes
into your skin, but it's against the bone your head. So I'm forehead
looks good. I need undue. I'm due for some talks. It's working
because I don't see a lot of wrinkles at all. No, all those
wrinkles now, yes, yes, wow, yeah. Anyway, My point
is I could see that being very true because yeah, yeah, a botox
needle, it's pretty thin and small like a tattoo needle. But if that,
if I was having to get here's what I'm saying. I'm not getting
any tats on my forehead. Okay, so give up a dream? Given
up? The face tat dream Like, where would I get a tat?
I thought, you're gonna do it on your finger? I did, But
then I was reading on our Facebook that people said, like, when you
get it on your hands, it's fades because obviously your hands get exfoliated a
lot you wash your hands, and it started a fade. Oh interesting.
And then also like if I got it on my pinky on the outside or
something. It just kind of to me you could just get a tattoo,
like yeah, you know, if it fade, you can just go back
to Hey, can you just touch this up? Yeah? What about like
on your forearm? Yeah? I mean I was thinking about on the inside
by my wrist. That's where my mom got a tattoo, like she did
maybe like I don't know, like eight seven or eight years ago. I
think right before she went to England. She was like, fuck it,
I'm getting tattoo, and so she got one on her wrist. It's four
words. I forget what it is. It's like four words that have meaning
to words. Buck you can be there, Yeah, She's like, what
I didn't mean? You k it's a different Kalyn. Oh my gosh,
you're so narcissistic Natalian goes, I go, what should I get? She
goes, why don't you get like me? And Sunny's names in Italian?
Okay okay, um No, I don't know. I don't know what I
should do. But I mean because now it's like I feel like I wouldn't
have gotten one when I was younger, because I always thought to myself,
I know myself, I would help, I hate it, I would get
sick of it. But now at this age, because a shit, how
much longer are you gonna live? Really exactly like it's all you know.
I laid in the sun the other day and I didn't put any sunscreen on
because I'm like, screw it, I don't care. And I laid for
one hour and my face he scott burned, burned bad. I looked like
Trump with the like the white underneath the eyes because I was on the phone
talking and I was squinting for an hour and like it was all white and
it was burned. And I had to go to a graduation party and I
looked like and I'm seeing people and a lot was like Salam Melissa's son his
high school graduation party down in Manhattan Beach, It was fun and everything,
and I saw a ton of people that I haven't seen in a long time,
and they're probably like what the fuck, Like you just get out of
a tanning salon. It explained myself over and over, like in makeup doesn't
cover it. There's nothing you can do, right, it just got It's
hard to cover a burn. Yes, I mean I was burned for one
hour in the sun. Wow, sat in the backyard. Yeah, but
um, yeah, I went to a graduation party over the weekend. Let's
tell you about that. Yeah, you know what, let's take a break
and talk about Loumy Labs microdose. I took a half of one of these,
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the code FCOL. Nice. I'm a videotaping Phil just getting comfortable. He's
getting comfortable, He's got on a couch. I feel Oh, he's been
through a lot. This guy. He looks like he's faded. He looks
like he might have done not a microdose. But YEAHI he's gonna relax.
There we go, Yeah, where we go? Oh, tell us about
the party. Yes, so it was nice. It was Salam Melissa's son
Archie graduating uh high school. He's huge. He's probably as tall as Kaylin
or probably I think he's like six three. Wow, Salam Melissa are kind
of short, which is crazy. So he's the sweetest kid. I've known
him since he was born. He is one year to the month, one
year older than Sunny in Italia and um yeah, he had his graduation.
Sonny and Natalia were supposed to come with me but couldn't get back in time.
Going to Manhattan Beach is a big casha from where I live. Oh
my gosh, oh my god. It doesn't matter what time I left now.
I was in the car for an hour and twenty five minutes just to
get there on a Saturday, Like, really, that doesn't help anymore,
It doesn't someone who drives a lot. Saturdays do not help at all.
I was doing my scientology get go on Saturday to be like an hour and
a half to get home from you know, real Hollywood from Sunset Boulevard.
Yeah, and you live Long Beach, Long Beach, LBC. Yeah,
that five was backed up the whole way. He was like, Saturday,
No, I don't know why I keep tricking myself into thinking that there won't
be traffed on Saturdays. Yeah, it sucks. Sunday is a little better,
but yeah, yeah, it's well anyway. Yeah, So got there
at like two thirty three clock. The thing started at too, went to
like five, saw everybody, Jimmy's parents. Jimmy wasn't there, he's out
of town, but like the parents, the cousins, the usual people,
and it was so nice. I haven't seen anybody in a long time.
And um, so you didn't go to the actual graduation right now? Went
to the party. Yeah, she had he graduated already, so she had
a big party at a restaurant like right on the beach. It was perfect
because she's got so many nieces and nephews that are young, and so all
the parents were like inside the restaurant and then they're like out the kids are
like out on the beach right there. It's like right on the strand,
playing and having a good time. And it was It was a good time.
It was fun. I get to see everybody, and um, I
wish sunny in Itali. You could have made it. But they were was
the food, like these burgers. I'm hungry right now, hungry, and
yeah, these burgers were to die. I mean they had like huge burgers
with avocado and I'm not a big burger person, but like this special sauce
and had halapino on top. It was so good. It was so good.
Yeah, what are you gonna make for dinner tonight? Hello? From
Probably No, because I don't want to start cooking by then. No.
And I have to watch the Bachelor tonight because I'm so it's the season premiere
of the Bachelorette. Okay, so I have to start recording the Bachelor my
Bachelor podcast tomorrow morning, so tonight and from nine to eleven, so right
now, people don't it's seven forty five already at night. Yeah, so
nine o'clock I start watching the Bachelor, right Bachelorette. Um, so I
have to get John to just get me some food. Yeah, and what
does he to wait on me? Does he? I know? How's your
ankle? By the way, So okay, so it's been like it'll be
three weeks on Thursday. But um, the other day I stood up kind
of weird and I was like really hurt again and then it swelled back up,
was back up. So I was like, I've got to go to
the orthopedist. So I made an appointment with this guy, doctor Kudave,
doctor Jason Kadavi. It's a great name for I know, right. Yeah,
So right after this happened pretty much, I had a bunch of my
Um. I know, I've dropped that I'm Jewish a lot in this episode
for some reason that I don't know why. But I have a lot of
Jewish mom friends in the value and they all have like a million doctors,
right, like, oh, I got a doctor for you, you know.
So I was like, I, you know who has like an orthopedist?
Oh, well, when I had my hand surgery, well, when
I had my this, well, my knee. Okay, so everybody gave
me a name. One of them I had called I think I told you
this? Did I tell you guys this last time last week where I tried
to call the doctor that was highly recommended, and they were like, yeah,
they would weren't answering the phone. It was totally business hours. And
then they said you can try. You can text us, now are you
gonna tell us? So I sent a text. They're like, just send
us a text me intell. Yeah. So I sent a text and then
like twenty minutes go by and I get a text back, Um, what's
your birth day of birth? I was kind of like a little put off
because First of all, I don't know if they're taking new patients, if
it's a long wait before you can get in to see somebody, Like right
out of the gate, you're asking my data birth right, Well you want
my PIN as well, like for my social Social Security number? So uh,
I sent to my day of birth, and then another another little while
goes by. It's not like I'm sitting there on my phone waiting for that.
I mean I was researching other doctors at the same time. And then
they write back, Okay, why are you what you know? What service
do you need? So I write back like I fractured my foot, I
fractured my fifth metatarsal or whatever, blah blah blah, nothing like. I
don't get anything back. And then I get back, are you looking four?
I can't remember what it was, but at that point I had just
started doing my own research and I'd googled. I went on ZocDoc nic with
you. I found a highly rated foot and ankle doctor. Okay, so
I call this I call this other one. The woman who answers the phone
was really really nice. She's like, he can't see you until next week,
but like I said, oh okay, and she's like, but so
you went to Urgent Care. What did they say? And I was like
right away, I was like, this one's nice. Like she she she
wants to know what they said. Like I was like, oh, you
know, I'm happy to I was like, okay, well when I went
in there, they said they took the x ray. They said it's my
fifth metatarsul and they just told me to wear a boot for like a month,
a month and a half. And she was like, well, I'll
be honest with you, that's probably what this doctor would say. She'd fit
you with a boot and he'd tell you to um write, he'd you know,
and then he'd see you again in two weeks and take another X ray
and see if it's healing. So I said, oh, well, so
do you think I should just make an appointment for in two weeks from now?
And she goes to me, I'll probably save me some money, right,
So I was like I like her, Yeah, like the kind of
her jib, like the tattoo place I got places to recommend to day no
complaints. Yeah. So then I was like okay. So then now it
had been over two weeks and it was hurting again. So I was like
I'm going to call that place back. So she got me in. It
was this morning. I went this morning super cute, like super cute guy,
really beautiful office, and there were two women sitting at the front desk
and I was like, I don't know if you remember me, but I
had called and they were like, oh yeah. The one girl was like,
oh yeah, you talk to me and I was like, well,
you're super nice and you're the reason. I was like I came back to
you because and then I told them the story about the texting place right.
Oh. And then they had finally texted me back and I was like,
too late. I already I already made an appointment with somebody else. Yeah.
So anyway, he took another X ray, told me it is healing,
but where I broke it is a very slow healing part of the foot
because it doesn't get much blood flow. So he was like, you need
to absolutely stay off of it. Don't try not to walk on it,
because I had heard that if you walk in the boot a lot, it
helps with the healing. He's like not really, no, He's like,
it's best to stay off of it when you can walk only in the boot.
And he was like you should really be supporting your foot twenty four hours
a day, like, so where the boot all the time, and even
when you sleep, you should be wearing some kind of like if you can
wear the boot to sleep, do otherwise wear like a pression like an ankle.
They make these things for your feet and ankles, like a support thing
that I ordered off Amazon. He's like, at least wear that to sleep
because you don't want it like moving around in your sleep. It'll because it'll
take and basically because I'm older, like when you fuck your shit up,
it takes longer to heal, and then it could become chronic if you if
you could insist on like walking on it right or driving. Well, so
the thing about driving is he was like, yeah, I probably don't do
it that very much, but if you have to wrap it with like a
bandage and put your shoe on, you know, right, if you're not
wearing the boot obviously, and it doesn't hurt to drive, right, But
I'm not putting my weight on it to drive. I'm just like pushing the
pedal a little. It doesn't hurt to drive at all. So anyway,
that was that. So now he started the clock on me now he's like,
you need a full month. Okay, do not try to walk on
it. Do not walk outside of the boot for a month. Wow.
All this from the from the graduation yep. So do you know how hard?
Like I don't know if you guys have been like laid to uplaid up
like that, but it is so hard for me because like I there's a
million things I can think of right now that I like want to be,
need to be, want to be doing right. And when you when you're
in bed and I like taken the boot off and then I go, oh,
I have to pee. It's like freaking hold. Yeah, it's like
driving a man at in beach, right it is. Yeah, you know
you're like the third person I know that that in this age broke their foot.
Really yeah, I've had like two friends and a niece that like broke
their foot. I don't know what's going on, but yeah, so well,
I'm glad to hear the update. I'm hopefully you know you gotta stay
at least I got it seen. You know, I feel better that I'm
not just like because you read so much conflicting information. Some people are like
start trying to walk on it. Take the boot off after two weeks and
try to walk and help it helps the healing. He was like, no,
that is horrible advice. Oh good, I told him I've read that,
and he was like, no, I'm glad you came in. Yeah,
I'm glad you found him. Yeah, he's really nice, Doctor Kadavi.
Okay, all right, this has been very fun and but Tish,
I love this is like healing like you two are. Um. But let's
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