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I asked her if she wanted to
go out to dinner, and she said

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no, maybe we could get together
for lunch. You know what that means?

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What's with lunch? Lunch is fine
at the beginning. Then you move

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on to dinner. You don't go
back to lunch. It's like being demoted.

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I'll never do another cross with puzzle
with her again. I know it.

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I like the jumble. You ever
do the jumble? I have no

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power. Don't you understand? I
need hand? I have no hand.

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Break up with her? What you
break up with her? You reverse everything

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that way? A preemptive break up. A preemptive break up. This is

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an incredible idea. I got nothing
to lose. We either break up,

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which she would do anyway, but
at least I go out with some dignity,

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or I completely turned the tables.
This is absolutely brilliant. Welcome to

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Talking Sinfeld, the podcast where we
discuss everything we know about the show about

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Nothing, and this week we are
here to review the episode of the Pez

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Dispenser. I am Dando, I
am guy Dando. Are you doing my

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name? I'm doing very well,
sir, had a nice weekend or just

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discussing off here that went out with
the lovely wife of mine, Nicola,

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who congratulations. By the way,
I'm not sure if I said on this

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podcast yet, but she was promoted
to manager of her workplace. She now

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manages all of Victoria and all of
Tasmania, two whole states she's a manager

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of. I didn't realize it was
two whole states. Yeah. Yeah,

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So she's now running the business for
the state, and she's running the business

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at you're a state. Yeah yeah, me managing me far more difficult than

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managing her business. But yes,
congratulations to my lovely wife, Nicola,

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who's out in there. And not
the best thing about my wife too,

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is she's so understanding and so supportive
of this show and everything we do here

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at the four Finger Discount Network.
That she's managing the state at our kitchen

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table so we can have this office
space to do our podcast. Oh that's

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just saintly. It is what it
is. Yes, she is spongeworthy,

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but anyway, yes, so what
about you? What do you do for

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the weekend? Very little and so
happy about it. It's so good.

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When I was just saying that,
you know, you've just got a couple

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of hours and of no interruptions because
I mean, I've got kids. You've

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lived with Louise, live Luise,
but Louise is most of your time.

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He's your kids running around, he
there and everywhere. And they're older,

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so they're louder than you know they're
they're basically young adults just running around the

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house. But when there's no one
in the house, it's just used to

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us, like it's just our time, baby. We can just watch whatever

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we want. We can we can
get to sleep for two hours. It

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crosswords into bed. Didn't By the
way, that sounded so nice. When

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when he said that, I was
like, young Dando wouldn't get that.

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Thirty four year old Dando gets it
and appreciates it and has it in his

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favorite moments. I just love that
life. We did a crossword in the

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bed, and the sheer joy of
George just we did a crossword in the

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bed. It sounds amazing. He
made it sound like the most appealing thing,

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and quite honestly, it does.
Yeah, yeah, there are plenty

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of good things in doing the bedroom. Simpson once said, yes, I

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too, like a bit of two
across and three down, if you know

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that as well, if you could
afford it. But yes, The Pest

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Dispenser another really great episode of Seinfeld. When I was looking forward to reviewing,

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and it did not disappoint. It
was just it was very simple,

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this story, and I guess that's
sort of that's just sci felt in a

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nutshell at the time. It's just
a simple premise, not a whole lot

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going on, but still it's the
dialogue that makes it. There's not a

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lot when it comes to like scenarios. The scenarios aren't grand, it's not

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a huge deal going on scenario wise, but just the banter back and forth,

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it was just a whole lot of
fun in this I thought very much.

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So yeah, I mean, just
as Friends has its titles, the

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one with Seinfeld does as well.
But I mean, yeah, you primarily

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go, oh, yeah, this
is the one with the pest dispencer.

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And I was calling the pest dispenser
of course, but yeah, you're not

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really thinking so much about the plot
or or the story or anything like that.

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You really are sort of remembering bits
and pieces and how it makes it

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fun. I always just whatever I
hear the pest dispenser, I think of

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Jerry doing the little clap with a
pest dispenser. And you mentioned dialogue as

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well. But one thing that really
struck me about this episode, and look,

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There are episodes before this one that
we've reviewed and we've brought it up,

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but this really struck me as having
that particular Seinfeld rhythm. You know,

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It's just the way certain lines are
delivered, the way scenes sort of

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the way actors bounced one another,
way scenes perculated along. It just felt

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quintessentially Sinefeld to me. What I
liked about this story was how they managed

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to get something as insignificant as a
pesti spencer and highlight that's something so tiny

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and so small can create such chaos
they put into the wrong hands because all

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of this started because Joey put a
little pest spencer in a lane lap and

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that was it by personally blown Cramer
for this for just you know, bringing

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it into their world in the first
place. Yeah, that's that's the question.

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And they play on that as well
because they say Cramer indirectly caused Richie

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to get onto the too drugs and
whatnot, and he also indirectly was the

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reason that or everything goes to ship
in this episode as well. Absolute agent

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of chaos, that man just causing
trouble wherever he goes, No, not

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intending to. There's no malice in
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about things throws the universe into disarray. That is a good one. Still,

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So what were your favorite moments from
the episode. I'm a big fan

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of George in general, just trying
to control everything, you know, not

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only his relationship with Noel, but
you know when when there's that first meeting,

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that when Jerry and elinare first going
to meet Noel, and you know,

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he sort of wants everyone to listen
to me. I'm telling you how

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things are. I'm the boss here. Like you, you must be feel

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sorry and be embarrassed and apologize to
me, or at least be not not

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what's the way? Just be sorry
for what they've done. And that is

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ain't care. That don't care and
nothing more irritating when someone's done something wrong

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and they're showing no remorse for it. It's like, be sorry, that's

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what you say. Sorry. But
I think the bit, the bit of

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that that I love the most was
just when he said something about cut to

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the chase and Jerry just can't believe
cut to the chase. What are you,

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Joe? Hollywood. It's always funny
when someone when a friend of yours

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and someone you can take the piss
out of without them taking it too personally,

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or someone you can call on being
a bit of a wanker and them

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not being completely heartbroken by going and
you've probably got a point. They try

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to incorporate some cool new slang or
you know, they're they're trying something that's

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just not them and they're trying just
a little bit too hard, and you

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sort of have to pull the reins
back on on the lit and scene,

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it's no, don't do that,
not even don't do that. So I

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don't do that. Don't do that. That's why I had a friend of

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mine who kept trying to kept trying
to say, that's a vibe. I

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don't start this. It sounds stupid
coming out of your mouth. It sounds

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stupid coming out of anybody's mouth.
I do apologize. There's any listeners out

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there that do say that, you
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this friend of mine, when he
kept saying that's a vibe, like,

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stop it, stupid, it's not
a vibe. You're creating a bad one

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by saying it. Stop it.
Please just doct trying to make fair chapp

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and buddy, Yeah, I really
enjoyed just George's sheer glee at the start

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of this and obviously another episode another
George girlfriend, but that aside. But

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I just really enjoy just we did
a crossway in bed. I was like,

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that's awesome. George, for all
his faults, and he does have

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many deserves a w every once in
a while, he deserves a win,

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and it feels like he had one
at the start here. You know,

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even though George being George, he
of course is going to self sabotage but

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saying she's just too good for me, and you know, all that kind

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of business. But it did sound
like, well, first of all,

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invariably, you're going to be punching
above your weight. Men are always punching

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above their weight. I know,
I certainly am. I'm sloping with the

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boss now, mate, I'm sorry. That just cracks me up. But

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the fact that he sounds so happy, Yeah, I mean, I think,

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yeah, we're both coming back to
the crossword in bed. It's weird

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how that's just become how shorthand for
like ideal relationship relationship goals, Well,

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I've got here for all these faults. George must be doing something right with

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the ladies, because he's getting a
lot of girlfriends. He can't keep them

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because, like he said, he
self sabotages, but he said to be

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able to get them pretty well.
That's the thing. I think it's about

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Jason Alexander as well. I mean, not necessarily the most handsome man,

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and you know, he's kind of
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to be in these things. I
think we talk about this a lot because

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it's like early to mid thirties on
the shom Yeah, I know, he's

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got the receipted hairline and you know
he's not exactly buff and he's not a

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big guy, but there's just something
about him. He's kind of he's got

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a weird charisma. I mean,
people talk a lot about Kramer's weird charisma

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and how he's kind of a man
in some ways. But that's because he

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plays that. His character needs that, like Michael Richard plays that up.

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He does have that charisma, but
he really that's that's his stick for the

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show where George he has a lot
of other things going on for him.

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But you're right though, Jason Alexander, there's something about it and it just

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makes you go, you're not that
attractive, but there's something about you that

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makes me just want to be with
you. Yeah. I've mentioned in the

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past that, you know, Jason
Alexander was in the cast of this eighties

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early eighties horror movie called The Burning, a real slasher movie. Always bring

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this up. You love it.
It's weird for me to say that love

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it because it's a gross horror movie. I mean, it's insanely bloody.

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It's just disreputable to the max.
But it's the first time I saw Jason

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Alexander. And you know, he's
got his still got his hair in this,

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and he's playing kind of the the
Bill Murray type at the summer camp.

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You know, he's he looks far
too old to be an actual camper

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there. I think he might be
a counsel or something like that. But

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he's just got a real energy.
It's like, this is the kind of

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ago you want to be around.
He's the kind of you know, he

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walks in, it's like, hey, the party started. So even though

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he was by the way, he
was he was thirty two when this episode

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came out. Okay, so he's
got a few Yeah, he's still got

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some miles on the meter at this
stage. And you know, the hair's

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gone, he's got the love handles, but that energy is still there even

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if, like, even though he's
playing it down as George Costanza, who's

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kind of this born loser, that
that charisma is still there. You can't

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wholly deny it. So maybe that's
it. Maybe that's women see it and

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they want it as as someone who's
thirty four. Now I find it not

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confronting that the fact that he's thirty
two. But I think it's because I

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grew up and when Sifel was first
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I always saw these people Jerry,
Elaine Cramer, George as old people.

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But I'm now older than what they
were in that show was made. It's

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just like, oh shit. It's
like when I when you're a kid,

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you think your parents are so old, and I'm like, no, but

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dad was like twenty seven. He
was an old at all. When I

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was a kid, like he seemed
like he was a real old person.

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Now I'm like, it makes me
feel like because we went out for drinks

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last Friday night Nicola Enough for the
first time in ages like a pool hall

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slate here in Gelong, and there's
all these sort of like twenty year olds

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walking amaut, I'm thinking at certain
points where I'm thinking he's like girls like

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looking at me, thinking, who's
this fucking old guy? Like I don't

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feel old, but sometimes I have
those moments where I'm like and they looking

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at me, judging me, saying, who's this old guy? Thinking he

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questioning who do you think he is? Hanging out all these kids? Like

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it just it felt weird. And
the weirdest thing was, and I pointed

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this out to Nicola, was that
there was like girls and guys there who

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were like four or five years below
me at high school who are now like

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grown adults. And I'm like,
wow, this is just so strange.

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I think it's just because I don't
go out very often. I probably would

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if you saw them all the time, it wouldn't matter. But just like,

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I haven't seen you since you were
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your mid twenties. What's happening here? It was just, yeah, it's

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tough. I'm getting older. I
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I'll be at the supermarket, for
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the checkout and you'll be having a
not banter with the young person you know

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behind the counter or whatever. Manning
the checkout, but asking how they Yeah,

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but you sort of realize, oh
my, that old person who's like,

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how's your day going? All right? Are you're doing a very good

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job. It doesn't help that you're
doing your Bobby impersonation. That's that's not

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a Bobby in person, that's just
just very old person. What's your Bobby

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impersonation? I thought it was your
Bobby. I don't know if I can

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imitate Dad. I'll give it a
well, but I'm not going to certainly

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do it off the off the bat
right now, Okay, But then realizing

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oh well, you sort of have
to keep yourself in checking out, Okay,

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don't try make sure that what you're
saying to this person who is probably

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three decades and change younger than you. Make sure you're not that sleazy old

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guy who's like just talking to the
kids like you're one of the kids,

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just like, oh you you must
be on that TikTok. Yeah, show

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you going out after this day.
I heard a guy say that to this

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girl. It happened last week.
I was picking up a gift for Holly

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from Big w here in Geelong and
this girl was serving and there was the

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guy in front of me, and
he goes, and because it was us,

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that was Friday. It was Friday
when I was picked up, And

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he goes, Friday night must be
a night for you. You're going out

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with your friends tonight. And I'm
like, don't ask this girl that.

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She looks like she's sucking twelve,
like she's an old guy, like just

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going out tonight. Ah, yeah, I'm sure you have a good time

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tonight with your friends. Yeah,
yeah, you'd like to drink? Do

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you like? This is pedophile?
When I when he asked, when he

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asked, the hold you like to
drink? I was like, what is

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going on? So, yeah,
there's that realization when you get a few

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more miles on the man's oh yeah, keep yourself with check. When you're

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sort of talking, there's a fine
line between I appreciate your You've got a

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fairly average job here, I'm doing
my best to sort of show my appreciation

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for at the same time, Yeah, you don't want to be like,

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yeah, rap up in a couple
of airs, do what's happening? Then

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yeah, it's like you're you're a
truly when there's no schooldies on, it's

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terrible. Yeah, exactly, Now, this episode is called the pest Dispense.

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Obviously, the whole thing is about
the chaos that has created from this

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pest dispense being put on a Lane's
lap. Were you ever a pest dispenser

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guy? I was never really a
pest dispenser. I think I had several.

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I've got a couple of You've got
a few Muppets ones, and when

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we used like the Muppets ones,
and Atlie's got a couple they seem to

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sort of stil make them out.
It's got a couple of superhero ones.

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But I was never a pest dispenser
guy. It was always too difficult to

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load them, and I just gave
up. I was like, it's too

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hard. It's given me a lollipop. Yeah, pretty much, isn't it?

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Like this seems like a lot of
effort to go for a little bit

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of a sugary treat. I'll remember
pest dispense were kind of a big thing

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when I was a kid, And
yeah, look, I'm sure I had

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a few of them. They probably
had times and things like Star Wars and

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all that kind of person. I
probably had a Darth vade on one or

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something along those lines. But yeah, I can't see it's funny. I'm

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wondering how far out of the pop
culture consciousness they'd been when this episode aired,

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because it's like a lot apparently in
Jesson Alexander says, because of this

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episode, suddenly they were like reborn
again and everyone was walking in with a

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pest dispenser and Pez were like so
thankful, and I'll sending them free pears

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and they made a Jerry Pez for
Jerry and a George Run for Jason and

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whatnot. But he was saying they
didn't intend for that. They didn't mean

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that. They didn't actually expect that. The whole joke was that this pest

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dispenser so insignificant, no one likes
him anymore. They didn't think that there

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was going to create a boom,
but it did. And just and he

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said that Jason was saying in the
in the inside look that it was the

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first time in his experience that he
realized, wait a minute, this show

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has some power now. Was Seinfeld
a show that seemed to have some sort

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of like impact in Australia. I
always never really saw it as one that

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did that. But we're people walking
around and doing the whole YadA YadA YadA,

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And I think certainly around this period
of the show as well, when

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it's really it's done to gain a
bit of momentum, YadA, YadA,

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YadA, No soup for you.
I mean this is all stuff down the

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line, of course, but yeah, yeah, when it was in it

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in its groove and not just an
America in Australia, Yeah, there was

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a lot of you know, these
particels are making me thirsty. And it's

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a very catchphrase heavy show, and
that's a short cut to just worming your

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way into someone's head if you've come
up with a a nifty one liner that

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you can sort of drop in if
you don't have the ability to come up

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with jokes on your own, but
if you do have the ability to realize

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if I say no soup for you
here in relation to something, I'm going

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to be the life of the party
for like a split second. Yeah,

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and Seinfeld really has a lot of
those, So yeah, I mean that's

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one of the one of the big
reasons it became popular. I'm sure would

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you say that it's all like the
nineties equivalent of the eighties, maybe equivalent

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of like funko pops, just like
a fad. I think Smurfs for the

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eighties equivalent of Funco Pops. Smurfs
were humans. Smurfs is a licensed Funco

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have all these different licenses and they
make their designs. Oh okay, yeah,

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so like Pez is like a thing. They can get all different licenses

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and brands and apply it to their
model. That's a good way of putting

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it. Actually, yeah, I
hadn't really thought of it that way,

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but yeah, I mean, certainly, PEZ put a whole bunch of different

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heads on top of their little dispenses, and I seemed to record it was

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a bit of m I'd like that
one, please, Yeah, yeah,

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yep, you're get the whole set. The last thing I really enjoy about

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this episode, by the way,
before we getting to trivia, I feel

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like you would would have really liked
this as well, was the conversation about

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pouch envy. At least give me
a pucket. I love that old guy.

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He was fantastic from the bowler like
he was given a few lines,

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but he ate them up. Man, what you don't want to be a

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bowler anymore? To gold by very
funny? Could you spell that? Please?

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No? Next question? All right, it is time for some Trivia

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here on talking Sinfeld for the pest
Dispenser. But before we do that,

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But anyway, time for some trivia
here. My first question is for

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you how many pez did Kramer initially
purchase? He bought five, didn't he?

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That's great? Five? Yeah,
yeah, my favorite number. What's

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your favorite number? Mine's always been
five. I like seven. It's funny,

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a lot of people are either five
or seven. It's what is it

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about five and seven? It's just
five and seven to so many people's favorite

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number. M I'm very curious.
Now, why do you think that would

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be the case. I have no
idea but like whenever I played Keynote,

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like Nicolas playing Keynote, it's we
always just choose three to five seven,

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and we have never not one at
once. So have you picked three numbers

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in Keyno? You get like fifty
bucks? You win fifty bucks, right,

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And we always put on twenty games, and every single time we've won

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at least once, So it costs
twenty bucks. We always walk home double

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em money. So three to five
seven, if you ever play Keyno,

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do it. Maybe that's the reason
my first question to you, Yeah,

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George, hands Jerry a can of
something? What is it? I was

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just the one that I was talking
about. This should be more popular.

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No, no, it's not mentioned
at all, but you can see it

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and you distinctly know what it is
that I'm gonna say, diet coke,

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and you would be correct in doing. Jerry just seems like a diet coke

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kind of guy, don't you reckon? Ye? Come on, be a

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coke zero going to go. We've
talked about it. I think I would

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have had coke zero, not no, not coke zero or not even coke

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no sugar, just coke and diet
coke, not even coke clear. It's

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gone. They probably had new coke
and that's forget. My next question is

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what was the name of the old
guy who was killed by the gatorade?

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That's the club owner, and his
name was Marty Benson? Correct? Yes,

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m What temperature is it when Kramer
swims in the morning with the polar

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bears? Nah? Got me?
What is it? He said it was

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twenty nine degrees, which I not
only assume is fahrenheit. We've talked about

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this our American friends. Get with
the program. Get celsius, get feet,

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I mean get centimeters, not feet
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it is minus one point six?
That ship is cold? And my final

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question here for the pest of Spencer
is how old was Mrty when he died?

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That I don't know, but I
want to say sixty five, oh,

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nearly sixty seven. He should have
go with your lucky number, your

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lucky number, which I have a
question for you if he wants them more.

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And it's funny because you mentioned earlier
about the drink, but what is

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on what are two of the things
on George's conversation list with Noel? Ah?

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Yeah, how he can reverse park
is that right, that's one first

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park. And why is it's posted
or something? Why is more popular drink?

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It's called post them? I didn't
look it up. What is post

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them? Do you think it's a
replacement for coffee? Oh? Okay,

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yeah, So basically, if you
don't want to drink coffee, you drink

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this. And a lot of Mormons
drink it because they were they don't drink

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coffee, so they would drink this
instead. But I'm not a coffee drinker

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at all, so I don't need
it. I don't need a replacement.

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I just don't want it at all. But yes, you've got any more

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trivia questions for me before we get
into our review? Oh? I think

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that order to do is don't you
think let's let's jump into the episode.

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The original air day of The Pest
Dispenser was January fifteenth, nineteen ninet

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two. It was written by Larry
David and directed by who Mister Davis,

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Tom Sharonez, starring Fred Sanders as
John and Elizabeth Moorehead as Nowel, and

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we're just discussing just then. I
think Elizabeth really appeared in much, which

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surprised and because I thought she did
a great job as Noel. She was

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very good in this and we'll get
to it when we get to it.

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But she, you know, is
the she puts the Kappa on the episode

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very very nicely. But yeah,
I think, like you, Dana looked

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up her CV, they looked at
Presidium, looked up her other credits.

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Once this episode was done. It's
like, you know, she had one

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of those actor's careers where it's like
I'm gonna guest Daron Roll on this and

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00:25:38.759 --> 00:25:42.960
this. You know, she was
a lead on this probably short lived show.

403
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:47.480
But yeah, not an actor's career, not a star's career, but

404
00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:51.359
you know, an actor's career.
But she's terrific in this episode. Yeah,

405
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:56.960
just plays very well with the Seinfeld
crew. You brought up the ending

406
00:25:56.000 --> 00:26:00.319
there with the Kappa of that where
you're gonna you're gonna need it whatever she

407
00:26:00.359 --> 00:26:03.720
says it without the hand. It's
not very often that Seinfeld has moments like

408
00:26:03.799 --> 00:26:07.759
that. That was a very sick, coomed kind of ending, and it

409
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:10.000
wasn't a bad one. It was
funny, and because they don't do it

410
00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:12.240
all the time, it stood out
more and it works here and it feels

411
00:26:12.279 --> 00:26:15.680
like it actually meant something more where
if this is how every episode ended to

412
00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:18.680
be, just like another one liner. But yeah, it's felt odd in

413
00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:23.720
the Seinfeld universe to have such a
Bazinger moment, you know, kind of

414
00:26:23.799 --> 00:26:30.440
yeah. I mean, I think
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld kind of very

415
00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:33.839
much marched to their own rhythm.
They're not necessarily yeah, we're just going

416
00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:37.000
to make a sitcom. Like every
other sitcom. Ours is going to be

417
00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:41.279
very representative of our sense of humor. So you're right when it does have

418
00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:45.519
a close outliner this where it's sort
of I don't know if you hear the

419
00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:53.279
audience here going whoa mastivation joke on
TV? But at the same time,

420
00:26:53.319 --> 00:26:57.680
I mean, it is such a
good example of that that, I mean,

421
00:26:57.680 --> 00:27:02.000
I've wrote it when I was like, the minute they start talking to

422
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:04.839
my hand, I'm pretty sure someone
said you're talking about hand boy, You're

423
00:27:04.839 --> 00:27:08.680
definitely gonna need your hand after this, and I was like, okay,

424
00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:11.000
well that's how we close out,
and then you sort of reverse all the

425
00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:15.880
engineer all the hand stuff from there. Yeah, this is sort of like

426
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:21.559
the planting the seed for the contest
episode. True, but it was test

427
00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:23.240
out a masturbation gag and see how
it goes, crowd to see how it's

428
00:27:23.240 --> 00:27:27.880
wrong with it, see how it
flies. Yeah, I thought the whole

429
00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:32.480
whole moment was handed very well.
But anyway, so the episode kicks off

430
00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:37.799
with some stand up with Jerry discussing
women in their perfume. Women put on

431
00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:41.200
their perfume in an interesting way.
I love watching them do that. You

432
00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:52.200
ever notice that guys and they have
those their little key stratego and places they

433
00:27:52.319 --> 00:28:00.680
think we're gone, and they hit
this one. Women had convinced that this

434
00:28:02.599 --> 00:28:07.839
is the most action packed area that
could ever happen in the dating world.

435
00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:11.599
What is that, lady? What
is happening here? Is that? Is

436
00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:18.400
that in case you slap the guy
or he still finds you intriguing Chanel,

437
00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:22.119
I like the after shaved on the
wrist right. For some reason, I

438
00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:26.440
spray after shape. I don't know
why I do that. Apparently it's a

439
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:32.680
it's a like a the human pheromone
dispenser. It's where, Yeah, that's

440
00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:36.440
where a lot it's on your neck. I've always gone wrist. Yeah,

441
00:28:37.079 --> 00:28:41.079
Joey makes fun of women for putting
it down, Like, but that's where

442
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:45.480
everyone does it? Is it not
everyone does that? I felt insecure after

443
00:28:45.559 --> 00:28:47.480
do that. I was like,
am I not supposed to be doing this?

444
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:51.519
Make sure not take note whenever you
interview Jerry, don't say you put

445
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:56.200
after shape on your wrist. Fuck
him. But it is funny how a

446
00:28:56.279 --> 00:29:03.240
sitcom will kind of hand determined your
behavior moving forward. Friends did it really

447
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.480
well because they did the thing where, um, do you check you?

448
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:10.559
If you're a man, you you're
supposed to check your finger and I was

449
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:15.079
by folding your fingers into your into
your hand sort of not not quite a

450
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:17.119
fist, but you do it,
put in your hand out yeah, yeah,

451
00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:19.319
as opposed to being a woman and
you look at the back of it.

452
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:23.160
I remember being and like you.
I remember being like year eight and

453
00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:26.680
a girl asked me that she must't
just watch the Friends episode or something,

454
00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.319
and I did it and all the
fans giggled and I was like, what

455
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:32.000
are they laughing at? And my
friends like it means it gay, and

456
00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:40.000
I'm like complex forever, I know, I'm pretty sure that there's anything wrong

457
00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:41.799
with that. But when I'm in
year eight, you know, in two

458
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:47.279
thousand and two it was a concern. Well, I'm pretty sure that every

459
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:51.680
every time since watching that episode of
Friends, and I've had to check my

460
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:55.079
finger. I was I'm like,
make sure you do the claw even though

461
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:56.480
it means nothing, but you know, it sticks with you, doesn't it.

462
00:29:56.720 --> 00:30:00.000
Or I'm not doing it when anyone's
around, I'll do it alone.

463
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:07.039
So no, no, no,
what did Oh? Yeah that was that

464
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:11.000
is good? Yeah. But anyway, so George is he's very excited talking

465
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:15.720
about his new girlfriend, Noel.
She's a professional pianist. She's a pianist,

466
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:22.000
a classical pianist. She plays the
piano. She's a brilliant woman.

467
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:26.279
I sat in the living room.
She played the Waldstein, so the Waltstein.

468
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:34.240
We did a crossword puzzle together in
bed. It was the most fun

469
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.839
I ever had in my entire life. Do you hear me in my life?

470
00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:45.519
You know we're talking. I couldn't
hear anything. Jerry is a very

471
00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:48.519
dismissive friend, isn't he? Oh? Sorry, are we talking? I

472
00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:53.759
wasn't listening, so you heard every
word? Just being a dick. Yeah,

473
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:56.759
it's not the one who plays the
bongos. And as you were saying

474
00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:59.920
earlier, he's just he's got George's
that friend that but they got it.

475
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.559
It comes the point though, where
just be nice occasionally. And Jenny does

476
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:07.519
be nice occasionally, but the friend
who's a punching bag, they have a

477
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:11.000
breaking point and you can usually tell
when they're getting close to it, and

478
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:15.200
you don't back off. Now,
we have talked about this on the show

479
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.319
in the past, whether it's on
On Talking Seinfeld or on four Finger Discount

480
00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:22.640
or Going Down South Park or Movie
Guys or the other shows you're here in

481
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.880
the four figure Discount of any of
the many shows in which we talk about

482
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:33.960
all men are of interesting things.
But yeah, how men kind of have

483
00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:41.000
that way of displaying affection or acceptance
of someone by taking the piss which which

484
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:45.200
means for international listeners that means making
fun of, but like a in a

485
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.279
fun way. I'm not sure taking
the pisss has gone overseas yet. I

486
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:56.400
think it's not taking urine. Our
British friends know, yes, I'm poking

487
00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:00.519
fun at But at the same time, if you if it's a friend that

488
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:06.119
you've had for quite some time or
no, I think you know even if

489
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:10.880
you're you realize there's so far you
can go, and you know, when

490
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:15.839
you've even taken to like you put
a little pinky toe across that line.

491
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.039
Oh wait a minute, no,
no, no, sorry, I shouldn't

492
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:22.240
have done that. Shouldn't have said
that, mate, And then you spend

493
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:24.000
the next I don't know, five
to ten minutes sort of like mate,

494
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:29.279
good luck good yeah, just yea
big upping them until you can start,

495
00:32:29.319 --> 00:32:32.920
you know, poking them again.
So George is he's very uncomfortable with the

496
00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:36.839
new situation, new relationship because he's
got no power. She has the upper

497
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:40.319
hand, and in hand is it's
tough to get. So George he invites

498
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:45.920
Jerry and Elaine to to come watch
her play at a recital and perhaps they

499
00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:47.200
can get for dinner afterwards, so
she can kind of see him in his

500
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:51.960
natural habitat with his friends. And
I think that he has some form of

501
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:53.880
power in this relationship. And this
is where Kramer enters and says, smell

502
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:55.839
my arm. And I was like, oh, it's the beach episode,

503
00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:00.920
which eventually gets stolen, but this
is, you know, the initial introduction.

504
00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:04.880
That's actually what I like about the
Kramer character. And I've never realized

505
00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:08.440
that when watching Sciper for the initially
was that Kramer seems to have these stories

506
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:14.680
that go across various episodes where the
other characters don't like it's it's George,

507
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:17.599
Elaine and Jerry are very much the
story happens in an episode and it comes

508
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:20.960
to an end, but you've got
a Cramer. The previous one was The

509
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:24.519
Jacket, which went across several episodes
across seasons. Even so, like Cramer's

510
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:29.319
there he talks about the beach here. Eventually it gets stolen the idea.

511
00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:32.079
But I watched this and went,
this is similar to my theory of a

512
00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:36.200
burning candle that smells like garlic and
onions cooking. I want that in my

513
00:33:36.240 --> 00:33:40.440
house. I've said there's thousand times
like, oh yeah, I would be

514
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:45.240
in an instant millionaire if I could
come up with a centered candle smelled like

515
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:53.920
yeah, suteting onions, Oh my
god, that's good candle. And yeah,

516
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:58.960
but his his idea about you know, um, yeah the beach.

517
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:04.160
Yeah that's great. That that's a
really good idea. Yeah. I wonder

518
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.519
though, would it be a scent
that you would eventually like it's the initial

519
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:10.519
center's like, oh that's nice,
that's alluing but would you want to that

520
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:14.599
your partners to smell like that all
the time. I think it'd be a

521
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.199
good way of attracting somebody, But
I don't think I would want Nicola to

522
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:21.159
smell like the beach all the time. Well, here's the thing. I

523
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:22.960
mean, first of all, we're
with Nicola. Does she have like one

524
00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:27.159
does he have like a signature scent
that she uses or does she have an

525
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:30.599
array of them for certain occasions?
And likewise you do you have? I

526
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:34.639
have just whatever my mum bought from
Christmas the year before. Really, I

527
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:39.400
don't pay you really any contention.
It's a Calvin Clients something probably actually is

528
00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:44.840
called Galvan Clients something that's got that. It's got that really sophisticated app with

529
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.000
you know, some hot looking French
dude in black and white and it's like

530
00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:53.840
Galvin Glean something something something something.
I m used, what was it called

531
00:34:53.880 --> 00:35:00.639
Links Africa? I don't really,
but that was like the and if you're

532
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.679
in high school, if you went
to the change rooms after pe class,

533
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:07.599
was a lot of links going around
that at its just and they were combined

534
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:12.360
in the middle of the room and
it's just it's all big, very smells

535
00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:16.719
of sweat and links terrible anyway,
But yeah, the beach a good concept

536
00:35:16.760 --> 00:35:19.920
and I think, um, yeah, obviously it does pay off from the

537
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:22.519
end for somebody else. Yeah,
but I think you'd use it every once

538
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:25.440
in a while. It would be
very much a summer kind of scent.

539
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.480
Uh And yeah, not every day
but and probably not when you're going down

540
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:32.960
the coast or anything like that.
But say you were going to you know,

541
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:38.800
some nice looking like a barbecue and
afternoon slash, you know, Barney

542
00:35:38.840 --> 00:35:44.679
summer eve. It's like it on
the wrists, smell like sea. I

543
00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:51.000
think I think my three favorite smells
would have to be guy can cooking freshly

544
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:54.199
cut grass reminds me of Saturday mornings
Dad cut in the grass just when he

545
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:59.960
had not a care in the world. And probably a wood fire. Yeah.

546
00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:01.480
What about you? What are your
what are your three go to cents?

547
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:07.840
Well, definitely, yeah, sorte
the other two for you? I

548
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:09.519
mean, I love when you're walking
down the road and you can smell that

549
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:13.039
someone's got a wood fire and then
the smoke's coming out. What about you?

550
00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.280
What are your two? That is
nice? Look? It sounds obvious

551
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:19.079
to say that I'm a fan of
sort of like beachy smells given though we're

552
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:22.679
just talking about the ocean here,
But I am very partial to that.

553
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:27.360
You know, I wouldn't. I
don't really like going to the beach because

554
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:30.960
I'm very pale and I'm like Anakin
skywalker, and I don't like sandy gets

555
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:34.840
everywhere. But I do love the
smell of it. You know, just

556
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.360
when you've pulled into the car park, you know you've got a little bit

557
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:37.960
of a walk to go to the
beach with, you sort of get out,

558
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:45.119
m that's fresh, and then you
get out of the car and you're

559
00:36:45.159 --> 00:36:54.320
like, tides out. What's my
third I like pine? Okay, like

560
00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:58.440
a pine scent. Yeah, so
you'd be big on a real Christmas tree

561
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:01.960
then, yeah, true train Do
you ever have Christmas trees in your house

562
00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:05.519
at Christmas time? Just a little
one? I have tiny one that's in

563
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:07.440
the cupboard and I sort of take
that out and got a few little lights

564
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:09.360
on it, and let's put that
up. Why don't you get a big

565
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:14.039
one? Did you get a big
one? I don't want it enough?

566
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:15.400
Your choice? Yeah, we we
just we just bought a new one.

567
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.280
We've had the same tree for like
twelve years. It was just it was

568
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:21.320
a pain. Every time you'd like
we'd pull it out, it's a little

569
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:23.039
bits of green ship would fall over
the floor. So we bought a newer

570
00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:25.440
one. It is a little bit
bigger, but it's got the pre lit

571
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:29.440
lights I built into it to save
that hasn't having to put lights on it

572
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:31.480
much better. Well, I know
you like your Christmas, so yeah,

573
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:34.840
it makes sense to me. Yeah, yeah, definitely getting back to the

574
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:38.920
episode though, that was a slight
detour there. But yeah, So Kramer,

575
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:42.360
he's got the beach. He talks
about the beach, and then he

576
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:45.320
says that he's joined the Polar Bear
Club. That smells good. What is

577
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.840
it the beach? The beach,
yeah, to go swimming. It's one

578
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:52.559
on the Gizer. No, I
just joined the Polar Bear Club. Did

579
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:57.599
you join the Polar Bear's people?
They go swimming in the winter, they're

580
00:37:57.639 --> 00:38:02.320
they're terrific. I just took my
first swim today. It's invigorating. Yeah,

581
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:08.599
so shock therapy. But then Kramer
says he's got pees dispenser and Jerry's

582
00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:10.559
like, oh, Pez, it's
kind of like one of those things where

583
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:15.199
you go, I remember those.
I love those. Yeah. Yeah,

584
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:17.760
it's like someone pulling out like a
wat of footy cards from here. Yeah,

585
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:21.280
you're like, fuck, I love
these things, And about five minutes

586
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:24.679
you're like, yeah, what else
you go? But yeah, it's I

587
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:29.039
love it when someone that's bringing up
a story and pulling something out of the

588
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:31.599
cupboard and just triggers a memory from
your childhood that you're like, oh,

589
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:37.119
happy times. And it's just it's
just that nostalgia kick. Besides maybe an

590
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:39.199
orgasm. Is there a better feeling
and love? Is there a better feeling

591
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:44.199
than a nostalgia kick? Well?
True? Yeah, something that takes you

592
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:46.519
back to watching for Apple for you, I believe he said something like in

593
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:50.360
your dressing game, watching the sound
of music on a Saturday night or something.

594
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.519
You know, a real kick of
nostalgia. That's a great feeling at

595
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:58.159
your reckon. Yeah, a real
uh you know Anton Ego the restaurant creek

596
00:38:58.400 --> 00:39:02.119
having his first bite of rat having
but rather to well, yeah, to

597
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:06.800
the point where it's so strong that
you feel dizzy. But it's like whoa

598
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:10.840
that was? Like? That was
that was something you know? I had

599
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:15.480
small version of out the other day
because I was cleaning out the laundry and

600
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:19.159
realized, oh, there's a couple
of these boxes beyond the door. Here,

601
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:22.599
what's in there? And there was
a bunch of magazines from the two

602
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:25.280
thousands and I thought i'd thrown out
You wrote this on social media, yeah,

603
00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:30.800
and I was like, oh,
oh, I kept pretty much all

604
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:35.199
of them. Oh that's neat,
and yeah, sort of put them into

605
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:37.159
part. It's like, okay,
well, looks like someone's going down to

606
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:39.239
office work to get one of those
big plastic containers. So you know these

607
00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:45.960
going to be kept, you know, relatively staying and element no more wear

608
00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:47.480
and tear on them. So but
I was looking through them, a go,

609
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:51.559
oh yeah, I remember, oh
gosh, I remember it, like

610
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:52.800
reading this one on the train when
I was, you know, going back

611
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:57.159
and forth to Melbourne for work and
all that kind of stuff. Oh you

612
00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:00.000
ever pulled them out again? Though? Do you think that's a good question?

613
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:02.440
Maybe like ten years from now,
this is where I've got like,

614
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:06.760
this is where I need to draw
a live for myself because I'm terrible wanting

615
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:09.639
to keep things like that. Yeah, and after they asked myself you forgot

616
00:40:09.719 --> 00:40:13.960
you had them? Now that you
know you've got them, do you still

617
00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:15.840
think you're ever going to pull them
out again? There was a There was

618
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:19.760
a period though, where I was
like, oh, man, I shouldn't

619
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.639
have thrown those out. I mean, I thought I thought i'd dumped them.

620
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:24.639
I've got I've got a story for
you, continued, but yeah,

621
00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:27.519
no, no, no, that's
that's the end of the month. It's

622
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:29.840
like, I thought I'd thrown these
out and it turns out that I had

623
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:32.719
them. So so are you prepared
to have your heart broken? But constantly.

624
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:38.239
My uncle once gave me the three
giant boxes right full of magazines,

625
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:42.000
and I kept them for years and
years and years. I sent in their

626
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:44.639
garage. She got to the point
where Nicholas like and it was Nicholas fault

627
00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:46.440
sense. She's like, you never
read them, what's the point in having

628
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:47.679
them? Just get rid of them? Like, yeah, you're right,

629
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:52.000
I've never I just liked the idea
of having them. Right. It was

630
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:55.199
every Empire magazine from nineteen ninety seven
through to two thousand and one, every

631
00:40:55.199 --> 00:41:00.480
one of them. It's even likely
ninety five was like six sears worth of

632
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:04.880
Empire magazines, everyone in like pristine
condition or condition, all in like slea

633
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:07.239
sleep Minael kept them in perfect condition. And I was like, oh wow,

634
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:08.480
I was backing down and go I
should have kept him. But then

635
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:10.920
I think about him, like most
of the ship that was in those magazines

636
00:41:10.920 --> 00:41:15.119
you probably just find online anyway,
you know. But it's just I know,

637
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:19.559
back now, I think I often
think Guy would have really have liked

638
00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:24.840
those Thanks man, But I don't
think I knew you at that point,

639
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:27.800
but you would have been my first
point of gold have gone, I'll just

640
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:30.599
dumped him at your house. I
would have had him for like three weeks

641
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:35.639
and then gone, these are taking
its face. Hey, I just bought

642
00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:39.480
it at the flea market. Hey, what goes on there exactly? You

643
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:45.880
don't know? No, I know, I know you think they have fleas

644
00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:53.159
there, don't you? Yes,
you do both. You've never been to

645
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:55.679
a flea market and you think they
have fleas there? All right? I

646
00:41:55.719 --> 00:42:00.760
think they have fleas there? So
they didn't anyway? Does it? So

647
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:01.880
George doesn't really know what a flea
market is. I thought, well,

648
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:06.800
they're gonna go to the flea market. They don't. But that is part

649
00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:09.800
of Larry David's gene yes, I
think, I mean, purely for that

650
00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:14.119
line, I was like, you
think they've got fleas at the flea market?

651
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:16.039
Day. I don't like you start
thinking, what the hell do they

652
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:19.199
call it a flea mark? I'm
pretty sure I thought they called it a

653
00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:22.519
flea market because you know, they
sold fleas or some reason like that.

654
00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:27.280
I end up looking it up.
Apparently they call it a flea market because

655
00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:30.719
it's yeah, it's got some I
think in France they called it something and

656
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:36.400
it's the vague translation was something like
flea market. Okay, yeah, but

657
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:39.480
I did look up what pez stands
for pez dance for something? I think

658
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:43.880
in French as well. Hang,
is it an acronym? Pe Z comes

659
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:47.920
from the German word of peppermint.
That's what it is. Pehemin's so capital

660
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:52.880
p F lowercase feu, capital e
r m I n z. So the

661
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:59.559
capitals P e Z from that word
peppermint pez. You go to kids,

662
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:02.519
The more you know, the more
you know. Yeah, that's definitely,

663
00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:06.480
that's that's the kind of thing that
you you know, three years from now,

664
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:07.400
is you got to a trivia night, that's the kind of shit they'll

665
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.039
ask you, what does Pestanfine,
everyone's going to think, oh, it

666
00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:14.119
must stand for three different words.
No, it's just purple month. It's

667
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.280
a geman peppermint. Yeah. Yeah, And you'll be the hero of the

668
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:21.320
night. I feel like, um, the Flea Market was a scin Feld

669
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:24.159
episode that would have worked for sure, those guys walking about a flea market.

670
00:43:24.199 --> 00:43:28.519
Can you imagine the fun they could
have goten up to? True?

671
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:31.480
But maybe too maybe too many sets, I mean, I think Seinfeld likes

672
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:37.519
to keep it relatively isolated. Maybe
a later probably the later season that was

673
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.800
always not always but they were very
much being at about. But yeah,

674
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:43.920
I think the I think the freak
would have been would have been fun.

675
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:46.400
I think it would be a fun
game to play with our listeners, throw

676
00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:52.119
out of title each week and get
our listeners to come up with a story

677
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:54.880
for each character based on that title, and that the best one that we

678
00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:59.440
choose wins the prize. What do
you want? That's good if we want

679
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:01.840
to hand out price willy nilly,
But I won't answer what the prize is.

680
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:05.440
But I'm in discussions with a sponsor
for the show I'm going to hand

681
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:07.880
out and and listens of our show
we'll appreciate it, and prizes will be

682
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:10.159
given out. So the first one
we're going to throw out there is the

683
00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:15.079
flea Market. Let us know right
in talking Seinfeld at gmail dot com right

684
00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:20.199
in now and let us know which
episode, Which do you think or what

685
00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:22.039
do you think each character would be
doing in that episode? George A Laying

686
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:25.760
Cramer, Jerry in the flea markets. The best answers, the best response,

687
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:30.000
we'll get a prize from our newer
sponsor, which would be announced on

688
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:34.079
the next episode of Talking Seinfeld.
But Talking Seinfeld at gmail dot com,

689
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:37.960
write in and let us know your
thoughts on the flea market check out where

690
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:42.079
Dando wheeling and dealing. So they're
now waiting for Noel's recital to begin.

691
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:45.559
They're sitting now or sort of just
prepared, talking about how do they prepare,

692
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:47.199
do they plan backstage? Do they
crack their knuckles? What do they

693
00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:51.440
do? And George says, now, don't clap right away because when she

694
00:44:51.440 --> 00:44:53.559
stopped, when she stops, she's
not finished. Very patronizing, isn't he?

695
00:44:53.960 --> 00:45:00.360
Oh that was directed at me at
a moment like that with someone's something

696
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:02.199
in a grip. But it's like
you're looking at me when you see right,

697
00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:08.480
you think going to be the one
that Yeah, even if they haven't

698
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:12.039
said it directly, I'm pretty I'm
pretty sure I've had that word. It's

699
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:15.280
like Yeah, that's that's me.
You're talking about it and nothing worse.

700
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:21.599
The recital begins, it's going well
until Jerry puts the paste dispenser on her

701
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:25.199
lap. I'm gonna be honest,
I'm not really sure why Elaine thought that

702
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:30.079
was so funny, But that's just
life in general. Sometimes things just tickle

703
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:34.320
you and you just cannot explain why. You just can't stop laughing about it.

704
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:37.239
It's just oh yeah, and she
yells out Joe Gibbs here, it's

705
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.360
like a form of football player or
something I don't get. And I've looked

706
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:44.599
online and no one could work out
why she says it when she's laughing,

707
00:45:44.679 --> 00:45:46.239
I'm going to join that group because
I've got no idea why she's no.

708
00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:50.039
No. But but as I was
saying, no, it's just because I

709
00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:52.559
watched for Nicola Nicholas, Like,
why is she laughing so much of this?

710
00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:53.880
I'm like, it's just one of
those things where in life you just

711
00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:58.000
sometimes things just make you laugh and
no matter and for the next like five

712
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:04.480
minutes, you find everything hilarious.
Well, it strikes me as a perfectly

713
00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:10.840
natural human reaction to being in a
very stuffy environment, you know, I

714
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:14.480
mean you're sitting in a room.
You're listening to someone play piano, not

715
00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:19.960
exactly sort of jaunty didn't didn't ingting, but pretty deep classical music she does

716
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:23.320
Actually I know what she does,
actually play. She plays. It's Beethoven's

717
00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:28.159
Wolstein Sonata. So apparently this was
the same piece that was played in a

718
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:32.440
similar scene from George Cooker's Gaslight Oh
Okay, in which a person doesn't walk

719
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:36.199
out laughing, they walk out crying. Well, there you go. But

720
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:39.679
you know, you're in this situation
where, yeah, you've basically got to

721
00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:44.000
be a grown up. You know, it's like, Okay, we've got

722
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:46.559
our got our good clothes on,
and we're gonna sit here very you know,

723
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:51.480
very seriously, and we're gonna pay
attention to this music and we're going

724
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:53.599
to revel in, you know,
just how accomplished this person playing it is,

725
00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:59.719
and to just do something so childish
and not even yeah, not clever

726
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:01.800
at or not inventive, but just
like, check this out. It's a

727
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:08.159
little purchase. It's the most incongrus
thing that could happen in the environment.

728
00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:10.199
No, yeah, no, wonder
you're going to start laughing, and then

729
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:15.800
I think in your brain you realize
there's nothing funny about this, but it's

730
00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:20.039
funny, and that makes it even
funnier. It sort of it becomes of

731
00:47:20.039 --> 00:47:25.199
a petual motion machine laughing. Yeah, yeah, that's I've certainly found that

732
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:28.239
in your life, in my life, and I'm sure sure you found in

733
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:30.920
your life as well, that you'll
just start laughing at something and you just

734
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:35.079
can't stop. The fuse has been
lit and you can't cut it off anywhere.

735
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:37.800
I get that sometimes when I'm watching
like Classic Simpsons, like when we're

736
00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:42.119
doing our classic reviews, and I'm
just like, I just have to pause

737
00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:44.960
it sometimes, and it happened inside
at his wife. Sometimes it comes moments

738
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:46.920
in episodes where go to pause and
I'm just like, I can't concentrate right

739
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:51.039
now that it's just too funny,
and I laugh and I cry for like

740
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:52.400
five minutes, and then I can
post myself. I get back to it,

741
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.239
and then I think afterward, I'm
like, the moment wasn't even that

742
00:47:55.320 --> 00:48:00.559
funny. Why did I have that
response for you? Why why did you

743
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:02.360
respond to it that way? What
was so funny about that? I can't

744
00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:06.079
really explain it. It's as individual
as your fingerprints. I mean, I

745
00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:12.199
remember seeing the movie Fantastic Mister fox
yep ages and asy I was about ten

746
00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:15.679
years old now. But and there's
just a bit of where I think he's

747
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:19.920
played by Javis Cocker from Pulp and
he's singing a song, you know,

748
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:25.840
I'm about the three Farmers, about
Bogus Bunsen Been and one of them comes

749
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:30.079
in and said, what are your
singing? Pete goes. I was just

750
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:32.199
making it up as I go along
and everything It's like, that's just bad.

751
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:36.719
So that's just weak songwriting. You
write a bad song, Pete and

752
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:39.920
flix a cigarette at him. I
laugh for like five minutes straight. People

753
00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:43.960
in the I was singing at a
preview, and all the other review was

754
00:48:43.960 --> 00:48:46.199
just looking at me like what the
fuck is wrong with him? And why

755
00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:50.559
is he laughing at that so much? Why is he still laughing at it?

756
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:54.760
He's really kind of disrupting the film
for us. But I couldn't stop

757
00:48:55.360 --> 00:49:00.199
until this day when it's on him, like, that's really funny. Did

758
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:01.239
that old guy did that old review? I have a go at? You

759
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:04.119
remember the guy had a go at
the kid for the phone. What was

760
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:08.159
his name there was probably Tom Ryan
put your phone no way or something?

761
00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:13.599
Didn't even something something like that.
Yeah, good, good guy Tom Ryan.

762
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:15.719
I think he I think he realized, no guys enjoying this, let

763
00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:19.400
him let him have it. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was

764
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.039
not laughing trying to disrupt, and
you just are just actually generally enjoying the

765
00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:27.199
film. That's fine. Yeah.
I've been enough previews and enough screens and

766
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:30.559
other stuff where there are certain people
they will just, oh, you're letting

767
00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:35.320
us know that you're enjoying this,
aren't you. Yeah. I mean it's

768
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:38.119
not a fake laugh. But it's
like you can tell, yeah, yeah,

769
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:45.800
you can stop that anytime, or
you can you can gradually. You

770
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:47.599
can usually tell. You can usually
tell when someone's really laughing, because I'll

771
00:49:47.599 --> 00:49:52.880
spend the first ten twenty seconds or
so trying not to laugh loud, and

772
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:55.119
you can hear that they're like it's
killing them inside, not laughing, like

773
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:58.679
they're not they're not just going ha
ha Patton. I was like, they're

774
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:05.039
just like happy to get this out. You'll go a few you'll go like

775
00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:08.880
ten twenty seconds, and then it'll
just reserves a little bubb You try to

776
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:12.480
think of something else and then you
think you immediately think of that again.

777
00:50:12.559 --> 00:50:14.760
You're like, oh, guy,
here it comes. I think I had

778
00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:16.800
that. There was the last Terminator
movie, that dark fake one. Did

779
00:50:16.840 --> 00:50:19.880
you remember that one? I never
watched it. I know what you're talking

780
00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:22.599
about. I never watched it.
Was no why I don't think there's a

781
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:29.400
spoiler. It's not. It's not
really m Arnold the Terminator has essentially renounced

782
00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:31.920
being a Terminator. He's still a
robot with Arnold's skin on top. Arnold

783
00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:37.000
skin on top, but he's living
like a human life and he works as

784
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:39.360
like a curtains and drapes. Guy, I need to watch this now.

785
00:50:40.039 --> 00:50:45.280
It just on the film, and
that should be the whole film. But

786
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:49.840
that's one bit where he's talking about
he was selling selling drapes to someone and

787
00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:52.440
they said they wanted to buy these
ones. I said, don't do it.

788
00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:59.559
That's great, and it just started
in the out of said I said,

789
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:05.880
don't do it. We need more, we need more of this Arnold

790
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:09.320
back I reckon very much so,
but I was just, yeah, that

791
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:13.880
takes me back to like early to
mid nineties Arnold. He's still he's still

792
00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:15.679
an action start at the time,
but it's when he started dabbling things like

793
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:21.800
twins and kindergarten copinging all the way. Arnot's a really funny guy. Well

794
00:51:21.880 --> 00:51:25.079
yeah, I mean he knows how
to play perfectly against the fact that he's

795
00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:30.119
arned. But he did. He
did that commercial a lot long ago for

796
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:34.239
like was it Tesla in the electric
car or something, and he was like,

797
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:37.480
Zeus, I don't remember that one, and Samahayak was was his wife,

798
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:42.360
okay, and they're like, I'm
getting im tired of living here on

799
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:45.599
Mount O Limbu's going to go down
and live in Los Angeles, and you

800
00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:47.679
know, he and Sama Hyak are
like, you know, driving around in

801
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.800
the Tesla and he's recharging everyone's electric
ship by using his Zeus lightning bolts.

802
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:59.320
It's on YouTube. It's actually pretty
funny. But yeah, he's got a

803
00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:00.960
good sense of human It was just
that whole I said, don't do it,

804
00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:07.159
just kill me. Anyway. Sorry, we're going off on so many

805
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:10.719
tangents on this on the pees disen
this episode is going to run so long.

806
00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:15.559
Yeah, it's fine, but anyway, So Elaine goes outside and she

807
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:20.800
sees John Moniker. He approaches her
outside and she goes, I thought you're

808
00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:22.760
broken up with Jerry Wise. He
now, no, no, we have

809
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:24.360
broken up and it immediately starts hitting
on it and I'm like, dude,

810
00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:28.159
not not the time, Like give
it, give us some breathing space first.

811
00:52:28.599 --> 00:52:30.719
And we cut to the pez just
sitting on the chair. That was

812
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:34.920
funny, Yes, yeah, yeah, and then John explains that Richie Apple

813
00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:38.039
if their friend, he's messed up
on drugs now and I and then suggests

814
00:52:38.079 --> 00:52:40.119
interventional. A lot of people are
doing it now, like it was like

815
00:52:40.199 --> 00:52:43.480
a I know, they started doing
a lot the sixties of it was like

816
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:45.599
a fad. And you've explained this
in the past, where like late eighties

817
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:50.159
to the early nineties when it really
started picking up steam. Yeah, and

818
00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:54.400
I know the two episodes basically a
decade apart. But we just did a

819
00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:58.880
Simpsons episode or four descaded on The
Simpsons that had an intervention in it.

820
00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:05.280
It's weird. Everything just next isn't
on this show. It's so But John

821
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:07.159
says that Richie would only ever listened
to Jerry. You know, he really

822
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:14.800
respects Jerry. Cut to Jerry clapping
the pets. Yeah. Good performance by

823
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:19.440
this guy with his name Fred Water
who plays John Mulliker. Fred Sanders a

824
00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:24.480
nice blend of just enough creepiness.
I mean, he really respects, Jerry,

825
00:53:24.840 --> 00:53:28.719
I've just got in my notes.
He's pretty much just a grown up

826
00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:34.360
version of Ralph Wigham, almost like
season four, Season five Ralph Wigham,

827
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.199
whereas like everybody says, he goes
you know, you know, when Ralph

828
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:39.480
says, I wouldn't have so many
knows but put my finger up there is

829
00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:45.800
that kind of Ralph. Yeah,
but yes, basically he's hitting on Elane.

830
00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:49.519
He realized that Joey's not with her
anymore, and Joey's just disrupted,

831
00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:55.559
not disrupt him, but just being
taken that he has taken the piss just

832
00:53:55.840 --> 00:54:00.199
yeah, being very childish. So
now we're backstage where we're waiting for no

833
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.679
While to come out of her room. George, she's having a go at

834
00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:07.559
joe Lane. How could you do
that? I'm sorry, George, I'm

835
00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:09.480
sorry. What did you put the
pest dispenser on a leg for her in

836
00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:13.119
the first place? I don't know. It was an impulse? What kind

837
00:54:13.159 --> 00:54:17.239
of a sick impulse is there?
How could I know she'd start to laugh?

838
00:54:17.559 --> 00:54:22.400
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
am Can we just go in already?

839
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:24.800
What are we gonna tell her?
I'll tell her I was the one

840
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:29.159
who laughs. No, don't say
a word. If she thinks my friends

841
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:32.320
are jerks, then I'm a jerk. Oh, remind me to talk to

842
00:54:32.320 --> 00:54:36.719
you about something later. What about? Hey, Hey, we're discussing something.

843
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:39.199
I know, but I'm distracted.
Now what are you a fable?

844
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:44.719
All right? Tell her? When
I was outside, I ran into John

845
00:54:44.960 --> 00:54:49.320
Molica, really John Molicae, the
guy that used to want Barten at the

846
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:52.239
comedy club. How's he doing?
It's good? Could we cut to the

847
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:57.559
chase? Cut to the chase?
Yeah, well, what are you?

848
00:54:57.719 --> 00:55:02.119
Joe? Hollywood? A lot of
people say it. I would lose that.

849
00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:07.760
What's that? Lose that? That's
not a Hollywood expression? Yes it

850
00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:15.599
is anyway. So John told me
that Richie is in town from Los Angeles

851
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:20.159
and he's really missed up on drugs. So I told him he should do

852
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:22.119
an intervention, really an intervention.
You know your people. We got a

853
00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:25.480
situation over here. Yeah, but
he wants you to be a part of

854
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:30.280
it. He says, Richie really
respects you and he would listen to you.

855
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:36.159
These things are really hard to load. And then entered Noel's room and

856
00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:38.519
she's very embarrassed by what happened.
What was she even laughing? At I

857
00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:42.920
thought it's another sort of like sit
coming moment, but I thought it was

858
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:46.639
headed very well. What were they
even laughing at pears? But he's offering

859
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:49.519
her a pears at the same time, I thought it was very good.

860
00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:52.960
Jerry then rubs into a lane.
You know, only a sick, twisted

861
00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:57.159
mind could be so rude and ignorant, or maybe some mental defective puts something

862
00:55:57.280 --> 00:56:00.920
stupid on her leg there just having
having you go to each Noel doesn't realize

863
00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:02.639
it's a lane. At this point, Noel Dan says she will never forget

864
00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:05.599
that laugh, and she says that
You're like, well, I know where

865
00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:07.440
this is going. Okay, well
we gotta hear that again. Now.

866
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:10.119
I'm not sure or this would have
aired first obviously, yeah, because The

867
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:13.679
Nanny started ninety three, But it
was a very similar episode of The Nanny

868
00:56:14.199 --> 00:56:17.480
where Alton John was the guest star
and she says something or whatever, and

869
00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:22.079
she's like, maybe it's performing whatever, but and like Fran find your dat

870
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:25.400
you who in her voice? But
then and for the entire episode, he's

871
00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:29.199
like, there was some annoying person
and that voice just annoyed me. And

872
00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:30.480
she realized it was her, and
at the end, she yells out to

873
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:32.599
Alton and she says it and he
realized that I was like, ah,

874
00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:37.039
and then he just completely stole that
story from this episode. Like that's literally

875
00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:39.519
just did did you ever watch The
Nanny? I almost loved Danny when I

876
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:44.599
was growing up. I watched my
share of episodes. Absolutely, you never

877
00:56:44.719 --> 00:56:49.519
really see it anymore. It's not
obviously syndications who watches free to air television

878
00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:52.719
anymore. But yeah, he's a
honest streaming s's. That's not one of

879
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.440
those shows that gets talked about all
that often anymore. Every once in a

880
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:59.880
while, so I'm want to bring
it up and like, oh, fran

881
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:02.559
Dresser, you know, Comic Powerhouse
and Fashion Icon and all this kind of

882
00:57:02.599 --> 00:57:06.239
stuff. I mean, I think
there's a lot of love out there for

883
00:57:06.320 --> 00:57:12.000
The Nanny. Whether it's it's love, I think the Nanny enjoy I think

884
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:14.840
the Nanny just it's just got a
wholesomeness to it, hasn't it. I

885
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:16.400
think so? Yeah, and I
think the two were kind of indistinguishable.

886
00:57:17.079 --> 00:57:22.079
Yeah, it's I think people love
the Nanny, but yeah, mostly they

887
00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:24.280
love for end Dresser. You're right, Yeah, so the world doesn't feel

888
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.679
like going out he says, how
do you prepare for for the evening playing

889
00:57:28.760 --> 00:57:30.719
recital? Just cracked my knuckles.
I remember when I was younger, I

890
00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:35.239
hated people cracking my knuckles that the
sound of it usaid to send chills down

891
00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:37.519
my spine. I would like scream, I blocked my ears. I want

892
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:38.360
to hear it. I want to
hear it. I cracked my knuckles all

893
00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:40.559
the time. Now I just I
just do it. It's like once I

894
00:57:40.760 --> 00:57:44.719
once I did it. I think
once I leant down and put my this

895
00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:46.840
kind of motion, just like a
closed fist, and leant down and my

896
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:50.199
knuckles cracked. And I was like, oh, that's not so bad.

897
00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:55.400
It feels quite good. And the
physio at um at four and I used

898
00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:59.119
to work at Ford many moons ago. I remember him saying to me that

899
00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:00.800
there's no issue with crack because everyone
know says you don't crack your knuckle when

900
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:04.920
you get arthritis. But he told
me cracking your knuckles is good because it's

901
00:58:04.920 --> 00:58:07.280
releasing all the built up gas or
something that's built up in there. That's

902
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:09.880
what the sounds a unk. Yeah, who am I going with? Am

903
00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:12.760
I going with the people that tell
me that's going to give me up the

904
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:15.599
writis on my going with the professional
here what it wants to go with the

905
00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:16.960
go with the broke. I mean
I used to do the thing where it

906
00:58:17.159 --> 00:58:20.000
I don't know if you can see
what I'm That's what I was just doing

907
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.639
before. Yeah, you're cracking like
that, Yeah, yeah, just sort

908
00:58:22.679 --> 00:58:27.119
of you don't. Sometimes sometimes I
get a finger against Nikola because Nicola hates

909
00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:29.280
it, hates it. Sometimes I
put my finger against it like this.

910
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:31.119
You can't see obviously, listeners,
but I just rusted my finger against it

911
00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:34.559
and just sort of move my hand
and it cracks it. She freaks out.

912
00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:38.239
Yeah. By the way, yes, listeners, we are actually be

913
00:58:38.440 --> 00:58:43.159
doing a whole lot of hand just
showing each other how we crack our knuckles.

914
00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:45.199
Um, I was doing the thing
with it looks like air quotes.

915
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:47.719
Yeah. Yeah, you put one
finger on top of the other. Crack,

916
00:58:47.760 --> 00:58:52.119
crack, Ye, enough about the
crack, Enough about the cracking.

917
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:57.119
I thought this next moment was very
rel edible, and we've all been in

918
00:58:57.199 --> 00:59:02.320
this moment where she just goes I
I don't feel like it. We're just

919
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:08.199
back away now very slowly and just
keep my mouth shut. We've all been

920
00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:13.239
that point where we think we're just
having fun and we don't realize we're pushing

921
00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:15.000
pushing any buttons like let's go out. I don't feel like going out.

922
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:17.679
Let's just got to go for a
drink. I said, I didn't want

923
00:59:17.719 --> 00:59:25.400
to. Okay, okay, maybe
I'll call you later and talk. We're

924
00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:30.880
now at Monks and Jerry thinks Kramer
indirectly is involved in getting which he hooked

925
00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:35.039
on the Jergs because he suggested dumping
gatorade on Marty Benson's head after they had

926
00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:37.239
to come back win playing. I
want to say softball the baseball one of

927
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:43.159
the two actually based on a real
incident. Yeah, yeah, So do

928
00:59:43.159 --> 00:59:45.239
you want to explain to the listeners
what it was? How about you do

929
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:50.840
it? I was based on the
death of Hall of Fame football coach George

930
00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:54.440
Allen. Apparently in nineteen ninety he
was doused in gatorade with gatorade shower and

931
00:59:54.559 --> 01:00:00.559
forty four days later he unfortunately passed
away. Coincidence or not. I wonder

932
01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:07.119
if at the time doing this was
seen as too soon because it would have

933
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:08.920
been all over the news that happening
in America might have been a big deal

934
01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:12.880
here in Australia, but that would
have been huge news in America, and

935
01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:16.280
just two years later they're almost poking
fun at it on Seinfeld. Would that

936
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:20.039
have sort of raised a few eyebrows? Do you think? I don't think

937
01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:22.920
so. I think I think enough
people are getting doused with gatorade and for

938
01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:27.599
this one person that I was like, no, I think we can get

939
01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:30.280
away with it. Yeah. So
Mrdy Benson passed away from pneumonia. Now

940
01:00:30.320 --> 01:00:34.119
he's dead. The comedians were happy
because he wasn't a very nice guy apparently,

941
01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:37.239
but you know, Richie was never
the same. What about Kramer?

942
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:43.280
Oh no, he's the same.
When out Jerry's apartment and John wants to

943
01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:46.199
have the intervention there, my friend, she's not very confrontational. I don't

944
01:00:46.199 --> 01:00:49.199
want to. I wouldn't want to
have it at my house either, because

945
01:00:49.199 --> 01:00:52.039
if they get angry, she starts
going phone around the room. No way,

946
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:54.639
Oh yeah, no, I'm not
definitely not having an intervention at my

947
01:00:54.760 --> 01:00:58.880
place. Forget. I think it's
gonna it's gonna be like a place where

948
01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:01.480
they feel safe. Though It's true, it's got to be a comfort zone

949
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:06.280
and take them out of the comfort
zone. Yeah, yeah, Cramer wants

950
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:09.960
he wants in on the intervention that
I have this down exactly one of my

951
01:01:10.039 --> 01:01:14.039
favorite moments. It's like, well, can I get in on that.

952
01:01:16.280 --> 01:01:20.119
Also, I know a lot of
people think Cramer is a fashion icon.

953
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:22.519
I'm not. This is only one
of those people. I did like the

954
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:24.360
pink shirt he was wearing with like
the is it like a flamingo or some

955
01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:28.400
kind of bird on it? He
doesn't like. We'll say it just has

956
01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:31.119
a quality, Michael Richards where you
just like, you're not necessarily a good

957
01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:37.519
looking guy, but there's just something
about the animalistic drawer of you. Yes,

958
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:39.719
it's the vibe you put out.
Oh, yes, that's definitely a

959
01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:45.360
vibe. Yes see, sometimes vibe
works. Yeah yeah, I feel like

960
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:49.360
I feel like you'll be interfering while
we're intervening. But anyway, so they

961
01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:51.840
say Kramer can be a part of
it. George is on his way up

962
01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:55.519
and Cramer that gives the idea for
the beach. Stop smelling your arm.

963
01:01:58.599 --> 01:02:00.599
You know, I got a great
idea for along. It's called the beach.

964
01:02:01.400 --> 01:02:05.960
You're sprayder and it's just like you
came home from the beach. M

965
01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:08.920
a cologne that smells like the beach. I can't believe I am saying this,

966
01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:16.760
but that's not a bad idea.
Why don't you call Steve to Jeff.

967
01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:21.519
He worked in the marketing department at
Calvin Kline. In fact, he's

968
01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:25.280
a good friend of John Marliker and
Richie. Also, if this show was

969
01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:30.519
made now, I guarantee you they
would have had the Beach in production selling

970
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:32.599
it in stores by the Christmas time, I imagine. So yes, I'm

971
01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:37.239
really surprised they didn't. Maybe it
was just like a Jerry thing because he

972
01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:44.400
was very hesitant to license anything Sinfeld
related until even until recently. But apparently

973
01:02:44.440 --> 01:02:45.760
it was a case of because they
did the Poco pops and things like that,

974
01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:49.320
but they're released like twenty five at
once. Because I think it was

975
01:02:49.360 --> 01:02:52.519
just a case of Sinfeld were like, you can make your pops and then

976
01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:54.519
we're finished. It's not going to
be a long drawn out thing. But

977
01:02:54.880 --> 01:03:00.280
you know, very very rarely was
Sinfeld licensed in the nineties. He very

978
01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:05.440
rarely saw Seinfold merchandise in stores anywhere. Not to the best of my recollection,

979
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:07.880
No, no, no no,
but yeah, it seems like a

980
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:10.280
an opportunity to waste it there.
I definitely, I definitely if I was

981
01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:14.039
a Seinfeld fan would have purchased the
beach, even if it's just for the

982
01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:16.400
novelty of it, you know,
just to own it. But he says

983
01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:20.519
to call Steve at Calvin Klein with
the idea he might like it, and

984
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:22.679
George's he's depressed. He's sad.
He can sense that she's going to break

985
01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:24.639
up with him, so he's like, no, no, I was talking

986
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:29.159
to on the phone. I even
had a list prepared. Good reversing my

987
01:03:29.280 --> 01:03:32.000
car post was more popular drink.
I just love the good at reversing my

988
01:03:32.119 --> 01:03:37.960
car. I'm terrible at parallel parking. But sometimes I'm in the car of

989
01:03:37.079 --> 01:03:39.960
Nicola because Nikola King just nail and
every time right. Sometimes I'm in the

990
01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:43.639
car and I can see there's a
park. Then I'm like, if I

991
01:03:43.840 --> 01:03:45.719
drive past that, I'm going to
look like a little man. I need

992
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:49.760
to I need to do this.
So I get there, and then when

993
01:03:49.760 --> 01:03:52.400
I managed to pour it off inside, I'm just like, you did that.

994
01:03:53.960 --> 01:03:57.840
End the day. It's just the
parallel park Oh yeah, But I

995
01:03:57.880 --> 01:04:00.039
mean if you do it, it's
like one go. Yeah, you're just

996
01:04:00.280 --> 01:04:04.960
feeling like such a big man.
Yeah, yeah, you're not having to

997
01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:09.719
go crunch hit the Okay, I'm
gonna go back. Oh my angles are

998
01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:13.000
all off. That was my fear
when I first met Nikola. I'm like,

999
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:15.159
I don't want to. It's like, if I drive past it,

1000
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:18.280
I seem like I chickened out.
But if I tempt it and fuck it

1001
01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:23.360
up? What's worse a fucking up
a parallel park or just going just going

1002
01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:26.000
no, I just can't do it. Owning up to it and finding an

1003
01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:28.599
angle park? What's I feel?
And I went with it. I just

1004
01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:30.440
can't do it. I'm going with
an angle park. When I first was

1005
01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:31.559
like, Daddy, Nicola, I'm
like, yeah, I'm like parallel parking.

1006
01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:34.400
I was angle park, and inside
she's probably thinking, just fucking go.

1007
01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:39.559
I would have went pussy. But
I think that was definitely better because

1008
01:04:39.599 --> 01:04:44.800
if you're if you're like a third
or fourth date and the guy is driving

1009
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:47.119
you around, can't parallel park and
people are honking down because he keeps sucking

1010
01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:50.440
it up, that's going to leave
a lasting impression. I think it is.

1011
01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:54.559
Yeah, I think I think he
made the right move just so well,

1012
01:04:54.599 --> 01:04:59.360
I've been married for ten years.
I think so. But yeah,

1013
01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:03.039
there's nothing there's nothing wrong I think
with admitting your failures, you know what

1014
01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:06.239
I mean in the sense of just
going I just can't do it, you

1015
01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:11.199
know, I just I just can't. Yeah, can you parallel park?

1016
01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:13.719
I'm fucking I'm shocking at it.
No, I'm really good at it,

1017
01:05:14.800 --> 01:05:18.360
but I'm pretty sure I toppla.
Yeah. I can't drive manual. I

1018
01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:20.719
don't know how. I'm the same
too, And I was. I was

1019
01:05:20.760 --> 01:05:25.079
going for a job like six months
ago, and I basically had the job,

1020
01:05:25.079 --> 01:05:26.880
and then the guy was like,
but you can drive manual. Yeah,

1021
01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:29.119
And I was like, oh,
I can learn. He's like,

1022
01:05:29.159 --> 01:05:31.760
oh, you can't drive manual.
And inside I'm like, oh, I

1023
01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:36.039
feel so small right now. He
looked at me, like, you little

1024
01:05:36.159 --> 01:05:43.079
man, how can you not drive
manual? You're pathetic. I just felt

1025
01:05:43.119 --> 01:05:45.840
so shit. I was like,
yeah, I just I just I tried.

1026
01:05:45.480 --> 01:05:47.840
I tried to get my license doing
a manual, and I was just

1027
01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:53.400
fucking it's too hard, man.
Yeah. Look I tried a few times,

1028
01:05:53.440 --> 01:05:56.239
and I'm just like, this is
too many moving parts. You know,

1029
01:05:56.679 --> 01:05:59.159
I've got pieces, too many of
them. I've got shit hand eye

1030
01:05:59.159 --> 01:06:01.239
coordination. I mean, I can't
play the piano, you know. It's

1031
01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:04.280
like, okay, so that foot
goes down by that one goes up and

1032
01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:06.480
then I move this hand to do
that thing. I'm like, no,

1033
01:06:08.440 --> 01:06:11.480
I'm just gonna put it in D
and point it in the direction I want

1034
01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:15.760
to go them. I just my
theory is, if it can be done

1035
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:18.599
easier, why not do it easier? Like some people, I like to

1036
01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:21.800
have the control over the car.
And I'm like, that's fine, that's

1037
01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:26.639
stupid. If I can, if
I can just put it in D and

1038
01:06:26.719 --> 01:06:29.039
just drive that way and point the
car, then why would I not do

1039
01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:32.360
that? Anyway? So she um
she suggested lunch. Noel, She's just

1040
01:06:32.599 --> 01:06:35.000
lunch. It's like being demoted,
you know. You start off with lunch

1041
01:06:35.039 --> 01:06:36.639
and you wake you up the dinner. Go with the lunch. You being

1042
01:06:36.679 --> 01:06:41.599
demoted. He wants the hand and
Ker says to him, why don't you

1043
01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:45.519
break up with her? Yeah,
the preemptive Breakup's like, that's brilliant.

1044
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:47.679
It's a great idea. So we
cut to the um. We cut to

1045
01:06:47.880 --> 01:06:54.920
the breakup with Noel at Monks.
So, I'm afraid that I am gonna

1046
01:06:54.920 --> 01:07:00.159
have to break up with you.
You're breaking up puss me. Yes,

1047
01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:11.000
i I'm breaking up with you.
Wow, shocked, I really am never

1048
01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:15.920
expected this, did you? I
thought, everything's fine, let it learn

1049
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:21.920
well, I don't understand you didn't
enjoy being with me, didn't we have

1050
01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:29.760
thundering the crossword puzzle? Kind of
very confused? It didn't mean to hurt

1051
01:07:29.800 --> 01:07:33.639
your kid, I thought, not
stop it? Please? What do you

1052
01:07:33.719 --> 01:07:43.039
want? I know I can make
you happy when when you're playing the piano,

1053
01:07:44.400 --> 01:07:47.320
do you think about me? I
don't know. This is what I'm

1054
01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:53.400
talking about. Okay, I'll think
about you all the time all the time,

1055
01:07:53.679 --> 01:07:58.199
you know, okay, all the
time. I can't hear you all

1056
01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:05.159
the time. So I love the
cognisants. Never expected this, did you?

1057
01:08:08.519 --> 01:08:13.559
It's quintessential George. How we can
just you live and learn? Yeah,

1058
01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:16.920
take what is potentially a good idea. I'm not sure how I feel

1059
01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:20.920
if this is a good idea or
not. But then a good comedy was

1060
01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:24.279
never made out of people acting rationally. Well, but this is the thing

1061
01:08:24.359 --> 01:08:28.760
that the whole a lot of the
beauty of science felt is people doing things

1062
01:08:28.840 --> 01:08:30.840
that would not work in real life. But the response they get is how

1063
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:33.359
in your mind you hoped it would
work out, but it never does,

1064
01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:35.880
like an like that, like in
reality, if you said this to a

1065
01:08:35.920 --> 01:08:38.960
girl. She would never say to
you, I know I can make you

1066
01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:41.319
happy, tell me what you want
me to do. That's not what happens,

1067
01:08:41.359 --> 01:08:44.439
but that's what we wanted to happen. Sci Felt gives us out our

1068
01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:49.199
fantasies. True, but that's also
yeah, just taking that one step too

1069
01:08:49.279 --> 01:08:54.600
far, and it's like, oh, this could have ended well for you,

1070
01:08:55.039 --> 01:09:00.359
but instead you've just had to push
it. Just that one or two

1071
01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:02.279
or three steps too far. George, don't abuse your hand, is what

1072
01:09:02.359 --> 01:09:05.720
I've written down here When he says, um, I want you to think

1073
01:09:05.720 --> 01:09:11.560
about me while you're playing, right, I thought that this was going to

1074
01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:14.319
end because I couldn't quite remember how
this one ended. I thought this was

1075
01:09:14.359 --> 01:09:17.920
going to end with her playing terribly
and then Jerry and linger what happened up?

1076
01:09:17.920 --> 01:09:21.039
But I didn't laugh this time,
and he'll just go she was thinking

1077
01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:25.439
of me and that would be the
punch line and then that's it. But

1078
01:09:25.560 --> 01:09:29.119
anyway, so cramming our shows,
Steve cleve and climbed the smell and he

1079
01:09:29.159 --> 01:09:33.520
says the dumbest idea he's ever heard, objectionable fancive odor the road. It's

1080
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:36.000
because he's still in the idea.
He wants Crammed to think that he's not

1081
01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:40.960
going to use it, throwing him
off the scent you might say, clever.

1082
01:09:42.840 --> 01:09:45.119
So they're preparing for them for the
intervention, and John's here talking about

1083
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:47.680
his blood. Nos, I'm just
gonna here. This is very rough,

1084
01:09:47.720 --> 01:09:49.880
Wigham. If I'm a Lane,
I'm just like, I don't want to

1085
01:09:49.880 --> 01:09:55.960
be talking to this guy at all
anyway. But we've got the guy who's

1086
01:09:56.000 --> 01:09:59.800
angry at Joe for having no ice
cubes. I'm like, this guy seems

1087
01:09:59.800 --> 01:10:02.199
like somewhat of a loose cannon.
I must have been initially thought that was

1088
01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:08.479
Richie. Yeah, that's what I
thought as well. Yeah, but now

1089
01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:12.720
he's just some random guy who's angry
at the world. And they get out

1090
01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:15.960
on Jerry for not having ask what
he's gonna drink. I can't trick this.

1091
01:10:15.239 --> 01:10:17.600
It's warm. I'm like, okay, don't you think of then,

1092
01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:26.159
But nobody, nobody wants to talk
at the At the intervention, I think

1093
01:10:26.199 --> 01:10:29.119
Kramer walks in and takes the mickey
out of what was said earlier, and

1094
01:10:29.199 --> 01:10:33.000
he's like, is this the interference? Just not taking it seriously? In

1095
01:10:33.000 --> 01:10:35.279
the Polar Bear, But he's all
arrived as well. Well, you don't

1096
01:10:35.279 --> 01:10:40.560
want to be a polar bear anymore, too cold, old boy. Then

1097
01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:45.359
we get the buzzer and everyone hides
it's not a surprise party. What are

1098
01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:49.680
you doing? Elane doesn't think it's
appropriate that John's hitting on her at this

1099
01:10:49.720 --> 01:10:54.239
point in time, when I completely
agree, and then it's George and Noel

1100
01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:58.479
and he says that, you know
it's gone to plans so much hand it's

1101
01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:02.279
coming out of my gloves. The
male kangaroo doesn't have a pouch, only

1102
01:11:02.359 --> 01:11:11.199
the female has it. So the
male has pouch. Why should she have

1103
01:11:11.520 --> 01:11:15.000
this huge pouch? And I have
nothing. I have things to carry to

1104
01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:29.920
a please at please give me a
pocket. I just thought this guy absolutely

1105
01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:32.079
nailed this moment. He was giving
like three or fall on the dialogue there

1106
01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:34.439
and I just thought he was just
hit it out of the pod. Was

1107
01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:39.000
so good, just killed it every
time. Yeah, to the point where

1108
01:11:39.119 --> 01:11:45.920
Elaine has to laugh. Laugh,
that's the laugh. That's it. You're

1109
01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:50.640
the one accident. If it wasn't
my fault, it was Jerry. Jerry

1110
01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:58.119
put a pen dispencer on my La
has dispencer on her land during my recital.

1111
01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:00.960
I didn't know she would laugh.
And you you like to me,

1112
01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:09.000
George, you like to men?
What would I do? Where are you

1113
01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:16.479
going? I am breaking up with
you? You could can't break up with

1114
01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:26.800
me. I've good hand and you're
gonna need it. A very well written,

1115
01:12:27.319 --> 01:12:30.800
if not cliche ending to this story, but I really enjoyed it.

1116
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:33.520
It's like something you would expect on
the end of Just shoot Me. Yep,

1117
01:12:33.800 --> 01:12:36.800
And that's not a bad thing.
Just shoot Me as a perfectly you

1118
01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:41.880
would sitcom. Definitely is another sitcom
that doesn't get talked about less than any

1119
01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:44.800
even it's like, just just shoot
me. He's just never existed. You

1120
01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:47.119
never see you, never hear anyone
talking about it. I love Just Shoot

1121
01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:50.560
Me. And I don't know if
it's on any streaming service or you have

1122
01:12:50.680 --> 01:12:56.199
to go to one of the digital
channels of the Freedomware Networks syndicate. I've

1123
01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:58.680
got season one and two. I
think it is on DVD as a box

1124
01:12:58.720 --> 01:13:00.520
set and m yeah, I love
to Just Shoot Me. I thought it

1125
01:13:00.560 --> 01:13:03.159
was a great show. Yeah.
You tend to think of Seinfeld as like

1126
01:13:03.279 --> 01:13:06.840
a cut above or its own thing
as opposed I mean, it's a sitcom,

1127
01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:11.960
of course it is, but it
was generational. Yeah, yeah,

1128
01:13:12.239 --> 01:13:16.000
yeah, So it's odd, as
we always said that it sort of ends

1129
01:13:16.039 --> 01:13:21.680
on a bump kind of line.
But you know a really really good example

1130
01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:24.680
of that. I mean, yeah, like I said, if you're in

1131
01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:27.960
the writer's room and someone's talking about
hand to go, well you're gonna need

1132
01:13:28.039 --> 01:13:32.399
your hand. Oh perfect, you
know, high fives. Richie then arrives,

1133
01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:35.600
he doesn't know what's going on.
And the next day Jerry's just describing

1134
01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:40.079
how the intervention went down to George's
ms, you can't do the crossway.

1135
01:13:40.119 --> 01:13:43.039
He can't do it. He's just
too sad. Jerry explains that Richie was

1136
01:13:43.119 --> 01:13:45.159
hostile and he was talking about to
everybody, and then he spotted the Pez

1137
01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:49.079
di Spencer sides a full circle.
Now the Pez the Spencer. This is

1138
01:13:49.159 --> 01:13:53.520
perfect Jerry delivery as well. I
mean when you sort of talk about Seinfeld

1139
01:13:53.640 --> 01:13:56.880
voice, just the thing he's doing
green and the rehab, he's hogged down

1140
01:13:56.920 --> 01:14:00.159
pears. Yeah, yes, such, its almost like he's doing stand up.

1141
01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:04.319
It is. And if you're doing
a Jerry Seinfeld impersonation, that's not

1142
01:14:04.479 --> 01:14:10.359
a go to line, but that's
very much the rhythm of sound. So

1143
01:14:13.880 --> 01:14:15.079
but yeah, he says that when
he's when he was a kid, his

1144
01:14:15.159 --> 01:14:17.560
father was driving the car and he
was trying to load a Pez Di spencer

1145
01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:20.960
and lost control crashed into a school
cafeteria. No one was hurt, but

1146
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:26.800
the pez was destroyed beyond recognition.
And then yeah, two hours later after

1147
01:14:26.840 --> 01:14:29.279
the intervention, he checked himself to
a clinic. He's doing well because,

1148
01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:31.039
as he said, he's looked dumb. Pearz And this is where we get

1149
01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:36.079
another it's a really written Seinfeld.
This one like it felt like it felt

1150
01:14:36.119 --> 01:14:40.800
sitcommy and Sinfeld, despite the fact
that it is a sitcom, doesn't usually

1151
01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:45.079
feel sitcommy. And that might just
sound bizarre and stupid, but do you

1152
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:47.920
know what I mean, It doesn't
feel like your cliche sitcom banter. But

1153
01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:54.479
this did true. But Dan,
we've been very fortunate on in the Forefinger,

1154
01:14:54.520 --> 01:14:58.039
just getting network to talk to various
people who run show. Yes,

1155
01:14:58.359 --> 01:15:00.760
Matt Salmon for instance, show run
now of the Simpsons, and yeah,

1156
01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:05.760
they talk about how or even if
you just read about or hear about sitcoms

1157
01:15:05.800 --> 01:15:10.960
or TV shows in general, how
Yeah, an episode may have someone's name

1158
01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:15.159
on it, but often it's a
collaborative effort. It's a result of a

1159
01:15:15.199 --> 01:15:18.039
collaborative effort. I mean I'm not
sure if it was the case that Larry

1160
01:15:18.079 --> 01:15:20.520
David actually did write all this himself, or you know, you had a

1161
01:15:20.560 --> 01:15:23.560
few other people saying, well what
about this one, about this one?

1162
01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:28.039
About this? This almost feels like
an opportunity that we're the writers in the

1163
01:15:28.119 --> 01:15:30.800
writer's room sort of took it and
ran with it. Everybody out of their

1164
01:15:30.800 --> 01:15:34.039
two cents, almost like an audition
piece for Hey, I'd like to go

1165
01:15:34.079 --> 01:15:36.800
and work for the Simpsons too,
you know, or I'd like to write

1166
01:15:36.840 --> 01:15:41.359
or just shoot me in one of
it's other there are some very sitcomy lines.

1167
01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:45.720
I mean, as you said,
the closing out with what's a three

1168
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:49.720
letter word for candy? It's like, yeah, that's a that's a sitcom

1169
01:15:49.800 --> 01:15:54.960
closh, Yeah, I know what
you're doing. There, we're close three

1170
01:15:55.039 --> 01:15:58.920
letters p's Yeah, there you go. Then we end up some stand up

1171
01:15:59.039 --> 01:16:02.239
talking about jaw Break because been the
ultimate challenge candy market as some sort of

1172
01:16:02.279 --> 01:16:05.000
experiment. I was always too scared
of I put that in my mouth would

1173
01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:09.239
go straight in my throat and kill
me. I always had this fear of

1174
01:16:09.439 --> 01:16:12.359
I think maybe it was seeing the
movie Jawbreaker, the movie Jawbreaker with the

1175
01:16:12.399 --> 01:16:14.880
girls in the boot with a jawbreaker
in the mouth. I think you choked

1176
01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:16.640
and died, correct, Yeah,
yes, I never ate. When after

1177
01:16:16.720 --> 01:16:19.560
that that movie got to me,
I was like, fuck, that could

1178
01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:24.720
actually happen. I don't know,
but yeah, I was never a found

1179
01:16:24.760 --> 01:16:26.920
that. I just never got the
fascination with jaw breakers. I had a

1180
01:16:26.960 --> 01:16:29.479
couple of friends that loved them,
and I'm like, there's not that much

1181
01:16:29.560 --> 01:16:31.600
taste to them. They hurt your
teeth, teeth, there's a fear of

1182
01:16:31.840 --> 01:16:38.640
dying. I don't get it.
None of these are winners, no,

1183
01:16:38.880 --> 01:16:40.960
not at all. Just give me
some none of these are selling points.

1184
01:16:41.079 --> 01:16:43.319
Give me some whiz fizz. I
feel like you would have been a kid

1185
01:16:43.319 --> 01:16:47.359
that snorted whiz fizz. Is that
right? No? I never did that

1186
01:16:47.439 --> 01:16:53.600
at all? What even a huge
whiz fizz guy. Yeah, it's like

1187
01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:58.199
I get this. I get the
young I like pop rocks, Okay,

1188
01:16:58.279 --> 01:17:02.359
yeah, I have that sensation on
my tongue, like the popping candy Santa

1189
01:17:02.399 --> 01:17:05.720
Alves. Like at Christmas time you
always get the popping candy Elves chocolate.

1190
01:17:05.760 --> 01:17:11.119
Do you ever eat that pup pupping
candy? Yeah, whiz fars just felt

1191
01:17:11.159 --> 01:17:14.119
like a It's hard to describe whizzards
would just feel like a bit of a

1192
01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:17.840
like a sizzle on your tongue.
I liked whiz fis, but there's always

1193
01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:20.840
a point where you're like halfway through
the bag where it was like caked on

1194
01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:25.359
the spoon and it was just it
wasn't picking up as much anymore and your

1195
01:17:25.399 --> 01:17:28.680
fingers were getting all wet because yeah, I don't know, it's a good

1196
01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:31.600
analogy for cocus. Yeah, you
know. I just have a mate though,

1197
01:17:31.600 --> 01:17:34.000
who's it was hype. But he's
get the whist fist written the bag

1198
01:17:34.039 --> 01:17:36.239
and just like straight into the mouth. He wouldn't use a spoon, it

1199
01:17:36.359 --> 01:17:41.159
was just straight in. Oh my
god, did he look like he had

1200
01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:43.880
rabies? Yeah, it was it
was foaming at them out. Yeah,

1201
01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:45.159
but you'd behave that way anyway.
Yeah, you get that sort of low

1202
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level sizzle if you have a bit
of whizzards on the time, but pop

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rocks if it was like yeah,
yeah, it's like yeah, they've turned

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up the heat. Great. All
right, Well that is our review of

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the Pez Dispenser. I hope you
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But this has been the Pez Dispenser. On the next episode of Talking

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Sci Fi, we are checking out
the suicide. Oh Min, I'm looking

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forward to sinking my teeth into that
one. So the suicide is the next

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episode of Talking Scif this has been
the Pez Dispenser, mister Davis, any

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final words for those incredible listeners out
there. Indeed I have hand and I'm

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certainly needed.