Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Badullah Show. I have some
great news for you. This is really great news. The Postmaster General,
Louis DeJoy has just announced that the Post Office will be selling stamps honoring prostitutes.
Duh, it's about time, right, the oldest profession in the world.
Well, if you buy a regular first class stamp, it will cost
you sixty three cents. If you lick the stamp will cost you one dollar.
Well, hey, when word got out about this decision, but the
Postmaster General, well, the International Union of Sex Workers, which include your
hookers, the porn people and dominatrics, well, they are demanding that the
Postmaster General also have a stand commensurating and honoring their profession as well. The
spokespersons the hookers, doctor Peter Goes India, and the dominatrics doctor Claude Bowls,
have said they will not take this lying down. The Joy was asked
for comment and he said, you know, my hands are tied, so
I came with to see how this plays out. And guess what. Guess
whose hands are not tied. That's right, my good friend Mike G L
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a master, he's an artist. I'm serious. And then you decide about
who you would like to do your theme song. So that's what I have
to say. As far as my man, Mike, Hey, some crazy
stuff. You know my girlfriend, it's amazing. I know I always talk
about my girlfriend. Well, we were talking. Fifty percent of the people
in relationships are unhappy. And this is according to the poll I took in
my house this morning. A man, what's her problem? Hey? In
my girlfriend's defense, I must say she has kind of like an entrepreneurship type
savvy. She made four thousand dollars yesterday. She was selling girl Scout cookies
in front of a marijuana plant. Okay, great, great, great mind.
Speaking of great minds, right here, the Negro League checked this T
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the world. Okay, Now, the reason why I meant in this b
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of having a ninety second historical nippets of African Americans that impacted our country in
the world, whether it be politics, sports, inventions that'll be coming soon,
ninety second little snippets. I think it's great. Hey. Yeah,
I call my girlfriend Pumpkin because around the holidays she gets smashed. Do you
want me to stop now? I'm gonna have to pretty soon. You know.
I don't want to be morbid, but but I do sometimes think about
my death. I mean, we all do for some reason. My girl
thinks about my death all the time, so she talks about it's my death.
Hey, but guess this is what I'm talking about and it's not more.
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did I tell you about my granddaughter? She's in kindergarten in her school
had an outbreak of lice. Guess what it wasn't me, hey, but
on a sad note, WHOA, I got the alert there was a kidnapping
at my granddaughter's little elementary school. But it worked out because the teacher woke
up the student. I stole Differ Joe Biden, Okay, I don't know.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, as I always say, you wake up,
you open your eyes, and you say thank you for getting one more
day to do whatever you gotta do, with your friends, with your family.
Okay, love your life, live your life, but make sure you
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