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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Badullah Show. I have some

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great news for you. This is
really great news. The Postmaster General,

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Louis DeJoy has just announced that the
Post Office will be selling stamps honoring prostitutes.

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Duh, it's about time, right, the oldest profession in the world.

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Well, if you buy a regular
first class stamp, it will cost

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you sixty three cents. If you
lick the stamp will cost you one dollar.

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Well, hey, when word got
out about this decision, but the

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Postmaster General, well, the International
Union of Sex Workers, which include your

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hookers, the porn people and dominatrics, well, they are demanding that the

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Postmaster General also have a stand commensurating
and honoring their profession as well. The

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spokespersons the hookers, doctor Peter Goes
India, and the dominatrics doctor Claude Bowls,

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have said they will not take this
lying down. The Joy was asked

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for comment and he said, you
know, my hands are tied, so

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I came with to see how this
plays out. And guess what. Guess

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whose hands are not tied. That's
right, my good friend Mike G L

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E N D I N I N
G promo shorts, right theme songs.

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Just listen, Just do me a
favor. Check him out on FCC free

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on promo shorts. Listen to him. Just kill the guitar man. He's

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a master, he's an artist.
I'm serious. And then you decide about

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who you would like to do your
theme song. So that's what I have

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to say. As far as my
man, Mike, Hey, some crazy

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stuff. You know my girlfriend,
it's amazing. I know I always talk

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about my girlfriend. Well, we
were talking. Fifty percent of the people

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in relationships are unhappy. And this
is according to the poll I took in

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my house this morning. A man, what's her problem? Hey? In

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my girlfriend's defense, I must say
she has kind of like an entrepreneurship type

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savvy. She made four thousand dollars
yesterday. She was selling girl Scout cookies

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in front of a marijuana plant.
Okay, great, great, great mind.

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Speaking of great minds, right here, the Negro League checked this T

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shirt out of some of the greatest
athletes and people that influenced our country but

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the world. Okay, Now,
the reason why I meant in this b

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S three changing the way you watch
TV. Grab that rocou stick. I

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just left Ben and CJ and just
all the great people that work at b

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AS three changing the way you watch
TV. And they're kicking around the idea

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of having a ninety second historical nippets
of African Americans that impacted our country in

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the world, whether it be politics, sports, inventions that'll be coming soon,

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ninety second little snippets. I think
it's great. Hey. Yeah,

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I call my girlfriend Pumpkin because around
the holidays she gets smashed. Do you

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want me to stop now? I'm
gonna have to pretty soon. You know.

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I don't want to be morbid,
but but I do sometimes think about

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my death. I mean, we
all do for some reason. My girl

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thinks about my death all the time, so she talks about it's my death.

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Hey, but guess this is what
I'm talking about and it's not more.

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But I love doing these segues.
My friend's school World Order on YouTube.

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Come on, keep liking, commenting, subscribing the vampires. Maybe the

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vampires okay, diablos Boris. I
always tell you about those guys. Okay,

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did I tell you about my granddaughter? She's in kindergarten in her school

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had an outbreak of lice. Guess
what it wasn't me, hey, but

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on a sad note, WHOA,
I got the alert there was a kidnapping

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at my granddaughter's little elementary school.
But it worked out because the teacher woke

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up the student. I stole Differ
Joe Biden, Okay, I don't know.

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Listen, ladies and gentlemen, as
I always say, you wake up,

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you open your eyes, and you
say thank you for getting one more

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day to do whatever you gotta do, with your friends, with your family.

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Okay, love your life, live
your life, but make sure you

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laugh. And check out the Padula
Show now. This will be episode two

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fifty six. Like the show,
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free, okay, and check out
Listen to me episode I don't Know forty

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five, the parody of Hillary nineteen
Crimes. And then you go on and

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on. You have the podcast,
you have the podcasts with Joel and Wayne

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and myself and it's just Andrew.
It's just great stuff. I think it's

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very very funny stuff. You have
to check it out, so keep watching.

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I love you guys, I'll see
you next week. Take care