1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,240 She sounds like Dracula, and my husband would be able to remove it magically. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're at him. How about if I 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,320 just fucking sit on him with my asshole, tighten it up and pull it 4 00:00:09,359 --> 00:00:12,480 off so you do win. I don't know if you want to scare away, 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,519 say something really insulting to a Russian check, she'll leave you alone. 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:19,079 You cannot scare her away. A polar bearer couldn't, couldn't scare her. 7 00:00:19,359 --> 00:00:26,359 She is not intimidated by anything he's He's clearly being intimidating. Like if Margot 8 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:29,879 was in her position, she'd be like, good God, that guy's angry 9 00:00:29,879 --> 00:00:34,039 at M. But Laura's like, I think he would make a super Bowl 10 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:55,479 husband. Yeah, what's up? Welcome to board? Hi? How are 11 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,679 you? I am, Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one Patrick kicking. 12 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,320 Great to be here, Great to be here joining us tonight in studio? 13 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,640 Is what am I saying? The producers over there? Hi, Kalin? 14 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:11,480 Hi, So man, do we have a wonderful two episodes of Belowdeck 15 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,120 to get into any public service announcements to get out of the way beforehand, 16 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,840 Well, dyll, I just want to put a little feeler out there, 17 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:21,000 Okay, because Bravo has launched a new show. I don't know if you've 18 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,040 heard this. It's gonna be helmed by one of our friends of the show, 19 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:29,280 Queen of the See Kate Chastain, and old fake captain himself, Captain 20 00:01:29,359 --> 00:01:33,040 Lee, and they're going to sit down one hour a week and discuss all 21 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,079 the shows on Bravo. And I just want to throw out there, Kate, 22 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:40,000 if you're listening, or any producers, if you'd like Dylan and I 23 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,400 to help out with the writing, because obviously with anything that involves Captain Lee, 24 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,359 it's going to be dreadful and unfunny. So if you need our help, 25 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,719 just hit us up at How do they get hold of us? Still? 26 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,760 Who do we give them my email? Yeah? Yeah, I don't. 27 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:57,200 Can you believe they're going to have old fake Captain Lee sit there and 28 00:01:57,239 --> 00:02:00,879 talk about Oh Anne, what's he know about Luanne? They can? They 29 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:06,239 can email you at Pat at another podcast, Patrick at another podct worked up 30 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,520 Bravo, hit me up if you want Dylan and I to write. We'll 31 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,800 take writing credits on that because it's gonna be a horn. What are you 32 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,479 doing with the board? What are you doing. I'm I'm changing it back 33 00:02:13,479 --> 00:02:17,199 to your settings. Oh okay, um all right, oh okay, okay, 34 00:02:17,319 --> 00:02:21,319 and uh all right, I just here's the second feel of Dylan forgive 35 00:02:21,319 --> 00:02:23,639 me for and just please entertain this. Dylan and I are trying and Ruby 36 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:28,800 are trying to decide what's like. I don't know if I you say forgive 37 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,400 you, but I don't know what you're gonna say, right right, all 38 00:02:30,439 --> 00:02:32,479 right, Dylan and I are trying to figure out what our next thing we're 39 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,960 gonna put behind the five dollars paywall, you know, for you guys to 40 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:38,680 enjoy. And there's a lot of Belowdeck people that love us, you know. 41 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,599 I think we should do that one that has all those sad people on 42 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,639 it in the jungle. What's that one? You know? It's a terror 43 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,960 read and fucking scanned all and and uh, I don't know all those fucking 44 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,120 people doing military ship. Oh yeah, that sound a bad idea. Well, 45 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:58,199 if you'd like Dylan and I to recap season one of Belowdeck, which 46 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:00,960 we started, but I got ruined when Bravo ded to do two goddamn episodes 47 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:05,199 a week derailed our plans. But I think Dylan I should throw that behind 48 00:03:05,199 --> 00:03:07,159 a paywall. Yeah, I really wish Can we be can we just oh? 49 00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:08,879 Can we be done now? Oh? Yeah yeah, but let us 50 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:12,520 know in the comments well, and also go to Patreon. That's where we 51 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,479 can communicate directly with you. To the patrons. We will have our meet 52 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:21,520 and greet this uh month promise. Sorry we didn't do it last month. 53 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:24,120 Also, um, which has been very busy. Patrick's having a baby, 54 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:32,159 I'm going to muay Thai. It's all been really jam packed. Um. 55 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,719 But our next fan gathering, I think we're gonna We're gonna field you guys. 56 00:03:36,719 --> 00:03:39,159 We're gonna talk about the network, what we're what are your likes or 57 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:43,479 dislikes. It's gonna be a whole town square, you know what I mean. 58 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:50,560 It's gonna be great. Kaylen, how are you doing? I'm good? 59 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:54,039 How are you doing? Um? So, did we get his favorite 60 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:58,840 movie last episode? Did we? What did he say? I asked him 61 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,719 when his dad's his favorite? No, but I didn't want that one. 62 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:03,520 But didn't we ask him what his favorite movie was? What did you say? 63 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:08,360 It was something pans Labyrinth? Oh yeah, that's right. Very dark 64 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:12,599 and depressing, also uplifting at the same time. The power of imagination. 65 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,000 But it wasn't any imagines she died that. It wasn't she got killed. 66 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:23,959 Maybe she was just asleep and it was a dream. No. I think 67 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:27,519 she got like shot or stabbed or something. Little girl with an imagination got 68 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:31,120 shot or killed or stabbed or something. Shame on you killing. All right, 69 00:04:31,199 --> 00:04:35,399 let's get into the episode. Okay, it was two combined, so 70 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:40,639 I don't remember which one was? How many pots? Let me break down 71 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:44,120 the game film for you, sure below deck Episode three, season two down 72 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:50,120 and was just okay? Yeah, episode four right, ship goes off the 73 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:56,279 rails. Wonderful episode and I can't wait to recap that after we're done recappy 74 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,639 this one. But episode three are you talking about five? It was four 75 00:05:00,639 --> 00:05:01,720 and five? Oh? It was four? Oh? Sorry, yeah, 76 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,759 four and five. Jesus, you know the fans come at you for those 77 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:10,680 little I know they do. All right, So first one of the week, 78 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,759 second episode? What oh, and can we do this one last public 79 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:24,439 service announcement. Anybody who is getting like sincerely upset about the Jason and Asia 80 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:30,120 stuff, take several seats. I'm I'm seeing these comments that are like how 81 00:05:30,399 --> 00:05:35,040 do you? And it's like take it easy. They're banging each other. 82 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:40,800 It's not a big deal. Yeah, we're just joking around about how they're 83 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:46,439 totally banging each other. She's in love with Scott. He shits in buckets 84 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,439 and they're in love. Just take it easy, we're just doing our best 85 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:55,360 here. How many pots for this episode? Fourteen? Good? One? 86 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:58,600 Huh? No, it was just okay. Oh, it was just so 87 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,519 oh you like the next step? The next episode better? All right? 88 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,439 All right, So I'm not really sure what's going on here because of what 89 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:10,279 they're doing. You know, they're smushies, and I can't differentiate the episodes. 90 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:15,240 But what I will say about this one, these thoughts I think apply 91 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:23,759 is that the casting is really working for me right now. There are so 92 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:29,000 many sea rats and I believe it's episode. Um no, it's this episode. 93 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,319 I can get specific with this. I could do this, Klein, 94 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,839 what do you give the episode? I thought it was pretty decent. So 95 00:06:34,399 --> 00:06:39,680 two people are rising to the top of that. We have a podium of 96 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,240 shit right now. It's Luke, it's Laura, and it's Angry Adam. 97 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,639 Okay for someone great name, by the way, I was trying to find 98 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:53,800 a name for him, but he is, in fact always angry and names 99 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:59,079 Adam. He seems like it just writes itself. Yeah, he's so angry, 100 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,680 he's pissed. Turn that frown upside down. If you can't enjoy this, 101 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:06,199 what can you enjoy, Adam? You're hanging out with your peers on 102 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:12,879 a stupid joke job with no real uh no one really no judgment here. 103 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,360 Yeah, you're supposed to get drunk and stupid and half of the time of 104 00:07:15,399 --> 00:07:17,360 your lives. If this can't get your rocks off, what can well? 105 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,959 So this is something. This is the reason why people hate America. Fingers 106 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:30,079 gophers, What is going on? You had food poisoning yesterday and you're just 107 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:36,480 I mean, that made no sense. That was of nothing, Helen, 108 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:43,839 can you mark that please? Sure? The reason why people hate Americans is 109 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:53,040 because Americans don't assimilate. They just think that it's okay to be American in 110 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,120 places that are in America, and there are certain pockets of the country where 111 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:03,920 people excel at being that kind of ugly American. Brooklyn Nights and people who 112 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:09,480 are Los Angelenos are bad bad about a two um. You know, people 113 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:13,560 from the South, you know, don't drop a proud you know, Dallas 114 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,439 person in fucking Florence. You know, they'll piss people off. But when 115 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:26,120 someone sits down at a upscale Australian restaurant and says, hey, let me 116 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:33,360 get a bacon, egg and cheese, soupepper, catchup, jump off a 117 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,919 bridge, not a tall one, just a cute one. And then when 118 00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:39,759 you're down there, take a breath and realize that that is one of the 119 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:46,440 most infuriating fucking things possibly ever said on this show. You get a stop 120 00:08:46,519 --> 00:08:50,279 bacon, egg and cheese. It's not about Daga, it's a different country, 121 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,360 angry Adam. Well, hold only two Americans on this Well, we 122 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:58,240 have two male Americans on this vessel. One is called the CEO slash Butterball 123 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:05,799 Butterboy. He comes in, he assimilates quite well, yeah not really though 124 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:11,200 he's still just I don't I have a vague idea of the assimilation that I'm 125 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:16,080 talking about. You know, I feel like you really kind of like shout 126 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,440 on my point there, What do you mean? I don't know. I 127 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,120 just kind of feel like you shot on my point. Don't get defensive. 128 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,000 No, I'm not defensive. I'm heartbroken. I'm down. Oh, don't 129 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:35,080 be I just don't want to I don't know. Sixty general Americans, you 130 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,080 know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I could listen to you screen bacon, 131 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,039 egg and cheese all day than I appreciate. All right, So sixty 132 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,159 pots, let's get into the episode. Pat, how do we kick things 133 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:48,399 off? I know, with some broken glass and a foot on a guy 134 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:50,960 called named Fletch. I love that, Nate, And he also has a 135 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:56,039 beautiful foot, no hair, no Bunion's just a beautiful foot. Somebody to 136 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:05,080 aspire to angry. Adam Um is the dickhead on the dick team, and 137 00:10:05,159 --> 00:10:09,039 he is trying to slaughter the feet of the wealthy. Now we've talked about 138 00:10:09,039 --> 00:10:15,679 it before. Thrusting incompetence on them is a okay, we welcome it, 139 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:22,240 but but not violence. The young man has anger issues. We've talked about 140 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:26,559 it. It's he's angry at him. So we move on to Luke, 141 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:33,240 who has a Gary moment here he Um. He goes up to the captain 142 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:39,639 and he's got a lot of professional integrity in this moment, and that's because 143 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,080 there are no women involved at all. But once there is a woman involved, 144 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:50,360 he becomes different and a moral reptile. So yeah, was that unnecessary? 145 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,240 No? I feel like it was a shot across the bat. I 146 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:58,360 have trouble with Luke because I actually kind of like his leadership, but the 147 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:03,120 other part of his personality is he's a douchebag. Yeah, he's a scumbag 148 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,559 chauvin us quite so yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm excited to get to 149 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,639 him and Laura being friends. Oh that's oh, that's in the next Poor 150 00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:13,919 Asia. Oh my fucking god, poor Asia having to sit there and and 151 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:22,519 look at the gaze of a fucking horny, fucking Australian guy. He looks 152 00:11:22,519 --> 00:11:26,440 like he's on bath salts. He's like friends. Fuck, It's like, 153 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,440 oh God, what do you want me to do with that? That's so 154 00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:33,679 awkward? Works well with her anyway. Luke does not disclose that it was 155 00:11:33,799 --> 00:11:37,519 Adam that fucked up with the tender shackles or whatever. 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Enter promo code bad TV for thirty 201 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,639 percent off at checkout. No one bothers to check the weather report at this 202 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:50,360 point. By the way, I want to say, oh, okay, 203 00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,559 well hang on, because I really clued in on this. I guess we 204 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:58,279 can get to this right now. When Captain Jason is looking at this weather 205 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,440 app, I don't know if you felt this way, but I uh, 206 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,559 I was like, that is a fancy app. Did you see Did you 207 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,759 feel any type of way about that? I did not see the app, 208 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:11,279 okay, because I was like, that's like an eight dollar app right there. 209 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:15,519 That's a really that's a crazy app, and it was one of those 210 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:18,879 things it's like you need that app when you're out there. That's a that's 211 00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:22,440 a c rap kind of app, you know what I mean. Really kind 212 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,600 of made me Harlan William a little bit. But let's talk about Laura really 213 00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:28,360 quickly. She wants to go to the beach because she doesn't trust Asia. 214 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:33,639 Now I think I abandoned this thought when I was talking about the podium of 215 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:39,159 shit. Laura is a revolting human being. Um, maybe not revolting. 216 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,480 Three hours in the makeup chairs. You know, when she comes out, 217 00:15:41,519 --> 00:15:48,279 she still revolved. Don't make me answer that question. What kind of disgusting 218 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,879 question is that? I'm talking about her, her lust for power and her 219 00:15:54,799 --> 00:16:07,759 blatant disregard for others and her she's a Taurus that you're tarnishing Taurus is when 220 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,480 you say I am the way I am because I'm a Taurus. And also, 221 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:15,919 you know, I've been less and less impressed with the ZODIAX projections. 222 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:22,519 They've been wrong often. What sign are you again? What are you? 223 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:29,399 Aries? Can't trust them? No, you can't trust what is it? 224 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:32,720 Sagittarius? Whoever's June? Now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the two 225 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,919 faced Yeah, yeah, they are two faced. Yeah, they're two faced. 226 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:42,159 My father, Danielle, I'm talking about you. Who's Danielle? A 227 00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:49,080 girl? I slept with a liar? All right? Captain Jason heads down 228 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,559 for a little pep talk with Serena. Now, a theme of this episode 229 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:57,320 and next episode is that Serena has no idea what's going on. Serena is 230 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:02,759 in La La Land. She is easily flustered and not that great at cooking. 231 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:07,640 She is among my favorite people on this show, might be my favorite 232 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,160 person on the show. But she is severely struggling in that kitchen, which 233 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,519 is what she's there to do. Yeah, yeah, it's true. Yeah, 234 00:17:14,519 --> 00:17:15,279 no, I know. By the way, I want to say something 235 00:17:15,279 --> 00:17:22,000 about hot captain pants here. He is an equal opportunist offender of his staff. 236 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,440 Like how he doesn't have to walk the line when it's a male or 237 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,079 a female subordina. Oh no. He gives this a young lady the business. 238 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,200 When she fires back that she kind of doesn't want any of his help 239 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,480 in the kitchen, yeah, he tells her that he hates that attitude, 240 00:17:34,559 --> 00:17:41,240 and he has the right attitude. He's like, this is this is five 241 00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:45,920 star service. You're on a super yacht here. So this solution, because 242 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,680 we're on a quote unquote super yacht and not some kind of sick, twisted 243 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:57,680 life aquatic type vessel, because we're on a luxury yacht. The solution to 244 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:04,039 this whole Tomahawk problem is to pull out a George Foreman and cook the steaks 245 00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:10,400 in the front of the boat. To quote hot pants. If you can't 246 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:15,440 barbecue, you're not Australian. Yeah, which is cute, but it does 247 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,119 kind of still hit home that this is not quite the Four Seasons on Water. 248 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:25,480 We're grilling steaks outside of the kitchen. A guest could just walk by 249 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:27,119 and go, hey, captain, what are you doing on the floor there, 250 00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:30,559 and then he'd say, I'm cooking for you, and they'd be like, 251 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:37,319 but you aren't wearing shoes really really, um, just so below deck. 252 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:41,079 I'm loving this season. I am too. I think it's so fantastic. 253 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:45,680 Yeah, I especially the episode after this. I keep referring to that 254 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,319 apologize, but it's it's coming together well cast I get rid of angry at 255 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:55,559 him, though, oh yeah, in a heartbeat he raises my anxiety, 256 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,640 fucking why do you? I'm like, why are you so angry all the 257 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:04,319 time, and um, it's like dumb angry. It's like overcompensating for stupidity 258 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:10,480 angry. Everyone's like, you're not even angry about something that's actually a thing 259 00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:14,839 to be angry about, and you're ordering bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches at 260 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,559 nice restaurants. I mean, you've completely lost the plot. He flares up 261 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:21,039 so often. I don't know if it's next episode of this one, but 262 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,079 when Laura's like flirting with him, he's like, what the fuck are you 263 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,680 doing? As I asking all these fucking questions like what are you writing? 264 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:33,240 Damn good fellah, my god, fuck my buddy, Finny Babarina. All 265 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:41,200 right, so let's get to quintessential Below deck, the captain's got to make 266 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,039 a call because he has that fancy app He knows that the weather is coming 267 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:47,359 in and he says, you know what if it rains, at rains, 268 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,119 these people are on a super yacht, so they go ahead with this picnic. 269 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:57,240 Customers are always right, this picnic should not happen, because if they 270 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:03,680 could set this up, they did not. The guests would not have a 271 00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:11,079 good time, which they didn't. But what we got instead was a nightmare 272 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:18,319 beach picnic. There are people. Imagine you're just sitting there eating a meal 273 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:27,160 awkwardly at this kind of last supper type picnic table, and culvert is two 274 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:33,680 and a half feet away from you, holding down, and there's wider boys 275 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:38,559 on the other side. There's there's rain in your baratta. It's like, 276 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:42,000 it's just nuts to me that they went ahead with this. Well, you 277 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:47,519 know who disagrees with kermit. She arrives to announced it it the beach picnic 278 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:52,160 looks wonderful. Yeah, and she's like they're they're genuinely upset and they're like 279 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:56,960 mocking how this is like really not good. And she's like, ohly, 280 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:04,359 she'll never forget it. Thank you for the Yeah, but to be fair, 281 00:21:04,519 --> 00:21:07,440 that's not a good thing to say to people who are going through something 282 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:11,960 bad. You know, make a good memory. Yeah, well I lost 283 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,079 my arm. Yeah you won't forget that way, Yeah, yeah, no 284 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,039 I won't. It's quite the battle. I'll see it every night when I 285 00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:22,440 try to go to sleep. It will thrust me awake and I'll slowly lose 286 00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:26,079 my mind because I haven't slept in four days. Also, it's tough to 287 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:30,960 brush my teeth now. I used to be right handed. Yeah, you 288 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:36,839 know, you gotta be so grateful to have just everything working. I see 289 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,400 these people that don't, and they're just they're charging forward in life, and 290 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,519 I'm like, what are you complaining about, you bitch? You know what 291 00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:45,880 I mean? Kaitlin, how you doing? I'm good, dying? How 292 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:51,279 are you? I I'm grateful, I'm grateful to be here with you don't 293 00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:56,319 have anything dying. Yeah, that's why Bill Gates is trying to feed us 294 00:21:56,319 --> 00:22:02,359 all. Chiten us? All right, what happens next? Alright? Alright, 295 00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:06,000 alright, So back to the boat. Both Harry and Luke flirt with 296 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:10,079 Margo in the laundry room. Guests return. Harry thinks Adam is annoying and 297 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,200 he's a bit dramatic about safety. I think we can all concur with yet 298 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:18,920 and Laura now needs a break. And this is this is forming a pattern. 299 00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:27,799 I don't like when people think they are three D chess masters Game of 300 00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:36,079 Wars. They're they're their Game of Wars players who are too loud about playing 301 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,640 the Game of Wars. Um. This is a reference that a lot of 302 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:45,680 people will get The redhead from season one of Rock of Love Lay Lacy. 303 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,559 You talk about how you're manipulating everybody, and you're playing this game and it's 304 00:22:51,599 --> 00:22:56,000 like everybody, everybody can see what you're doing. Like just nobody likes you, 305 00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,680 like you're you're you're You're going to be an outcast very soon. It's 306 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,240 been three days. We're not doing a good job. We see that a 307 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,480 lot. And also Flavor of Love season two, Delli and I cover that 308 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:11,920 on Bad TV podcast. Check it out. Yeah Boots, Boots, yeah, 309 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:18,319 Bucky, Yeah, Bucky got sent home because she had her pies. 310 00:23:18,039 --> 00:23:22,200 Beautiful got sent home because oh that's right, Beautiful got sent home because she 311 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,920 had her pies. And buck Wild got sent home because she's a white girl 312 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:32,440 from Rancho Cucamund doing a black accent. Yeah, And eventually Flavor was like, 313 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:38,319 this is inappropriate. The guy who openly mocks women for being fat was 314 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:44,519 like, this is this is inappropriate for two thousand and seven. This is 315 00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:48,119 inappropriate. Dah, you're dropping the lead here. Forget. He sent a 316 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,799 young lady home because she shit on his floor, and to quote him, 317 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,799 he just couldn't get past it. Yeah yeah, yeah, And he said 318 00:23:52,839 --> 00:23:56,640 another young lady home because he found out that she did porn and then he 319 00:23:56,759 --> 00:24:02,440 printed out a photo of her doing porn and then showed it to everyone on 320 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,680 set and was like, yo, a whore and then sent her home. 321 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,839 Crazy show. Yeah, check it out Bad TV podcasts. All right, 322 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:15,319 So Laura needs to take a break to fix her hair. She says that 323 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:21,440 she always gets what she wants. Yeah, tell that to make Jacker, 324 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:30,559 and that it's really easy with Asha to get what she wants. Asha, 325 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:36,720 you have to crack these little pieces of shit early. Yeah, you can't 326 00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:40,079 let this. You gotta set a tone metasta size like this, it's just 327 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,599 not good. I can appreciate the management style. Start with nice and you 328 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,799 know, hopefully that will works out. But as we saw with Frasier in 329 00:24:47,799 --> 00:24:51,640 his Mediterranean season, so you start off nice, you become friends. You 330 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,200 gotta pick one your manager of a friend. Yeah yeah, yeah, I 331 00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:56,920 know, poor Kermit. But what happened. But she's got to stand up 332 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:03,279 straight and she's got to throw a punch mhm. Figuratively. I'm not advocating 333 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,759 violence, although it would be fantastic television. But Asia would throw away her 334 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:15,000 career and Laura would win. Yeah, that would be fantastic TV. I 335 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,680 mean, can you imagine. Yeah, you know, she could end up 336 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,079 on that spinoff they're creating over there about all the horrible people that see rats 337 00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:23,079 that were on this show. Yeah yeah, I don't know what the fuck 338 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,559 that is. Yeah, we dropped it. I know we talked to that 339 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:32,119 that got that got picked up by so many things, and I don't I 340 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:36,279 don't even know if he's accurate. I don't either, to be honest, 341 00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:38,720 it's like this, did you guys do any due diligence or just listen to 342 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,759 the podcasts and write an article? I have no idea what he's talking about. 343 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:47,039 I gotta make it a little confession. They said it. I didn't 344 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:51,839 even care, and I forgot that they said it because it meant nothing to 345 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,440 me. And the next thing I know, someone sends me an article. 346 00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,279 Yeah, so we don't know if that's in fact true. Like for old 347 00:26:00,279 --> 00:26:07,759 Weedo, he could have been like he could have been pitching a sea rat 348 00:26:07,759 --> 00:26:14,240 that one night drunk and and like misremembered it. You know, it'd be 349 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,960 great if all you pieces of chick on his show. He came on our 350 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,799 podcast, he's like, there are there's something's in the works, all right, 351 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:30,160 So then we get to Adam kind of holding court about safety regulations aboard 352 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:37,359 um this fishing vessel. All right. I don't know why no one just 353 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:42,119 says, would you shut the fuck up? Why does no one say anything? 354 00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:47,599 I think there were very early on in the season, and I think 355 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,119 everybody's trying to be on their best behavior and feel out the weirdness that is 356 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,119 angry at him. At this point, it will, I think it will 357 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,039 come down on him like a hammer. Yeah, very shortly, I hope 358 00:26:57,039 --> 00:27:02,480 so. Um Greek food it's gonna be for dinner. I'm gonna need some 359 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:06,720 help with this. What's this hole being painted like a butterball like a Greek 360 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:11,319 goddess that represents a club they all liked in Micanos. Yeah, it's it's 361 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,960 Scorpios. It's the hottest club in Mecanos. I think it's in Micanos. 362 00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:21,680 I can't remember, but it does um call. It makes an illusion all 363 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,920 the way across the sea to our backyard, the Coachella Valley, which is 364 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:34,920 a flat plot of land that is disgusting and too hot. It's not an 365 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:41,000 ocean to be seen. Nearest ocean is no four and a half hours. 366 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:47,079 There's a ton of drug use, though to be seen. Okay. Uh, 367 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,079 you know when like you're driving in the desert and there's just like rusted 368 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,279 metals everywhere, and you're like, good, what the fuck is out here? 369 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,359 That's where Coachella is? Now, mean, I'm kidding, it's it's 370 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,440 close upon springs. Let's listen. It's hot. It's hot right now. 371 00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:07,799 But you know it didn't always used to be like that. People got killed 372 00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:12,240 at that music festival. Really. Yeah. You know the first time I 373 00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:17,720 went, we got there just as youngsters didn't have a clue where we were 374 00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:21,160 going to stay. Did you have tickets? Yeah? I had tickets, 375 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:26,400 but nowhere to stay. So we snuck into the employee campground and just pretended 376 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,640 like we were working there the entire time. You pull that off with confidence, 377 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,640 people won't bat an eye at chat. What time you volunteering? Oh, 378 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,559 We're not sure. I gotta figure that out. I'm a drugs right 379 00:28:36,599 --> 00:28:42,079 now. They're like, oh me too cool? All right, so sorry 380 00:28:42,079 --> 00:28:45,200 if I've told that story before. Um, all right, let's let's talk 381 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,559 about the egg. So let's talk about him being painted gold Greek god, 382 00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:52,640 a giant, really tacky looking, motherfucking chocolate egg, and it will be 383 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,400 worshiped like there's a fucking dragon in Okay, this is all stupid, Okay, 384 00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:59,839 all right, I do want to say this really quickly. The d 385 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,480 constructed Greek salad looks like a seven year old got into culinary arts. It 386 00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:14,319 looks awful. Then we get to this painting of Culver, real quick line. 387 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,799 Laura says she will make him feel like a god. I want to 388 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:25,640 throw up when she overtly hits on men. I want to throw up a 389 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:30,039 little too forward for you. It's just like and Luke, it makes me 390 00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:33,480 feel the same way. Can you feel that? Oh? God, you 391 00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:41,119 too are disgusting? Um? All right, so Culver is painted in gold. 392 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,839 They come out and they legitimately pull this off. I could have done 393 00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:51,559 away with the Oh, of course, of course you could have. This 394 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,799 isn't Guardians of the Galaxy or whatever. I don't know. It's fucking weird. 395 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,920 The reason why you could have done without that is because you would like 396 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,279 to go, and these people too would like to go on a vacation where 397 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:11,880 Culver's role as the chief engineer officer is nowhere near as vital as it is 398 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:19,480 aboard this vessel. The fact that their tips rely on the pass or fail 399 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:27,359 of Culver's whimsy ideas of nighttime entertainment. It just goes to show you how 400 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:32,240 awful these experiences. Do you use a metaphor just because we're discussing eggs, 401 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,319 I want to crack this egg. If you knew Culver in high school and 402 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,759 you know a different Calver than we're seeing on TV, hit old Patti up. 403 00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:41,559 I want to know. I don't trust this acting, this good old 404 00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:45,960 boy Veneer you hate, you hate butterboy. I don't know. I'm torn 405 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,359 with this guy. I don't even remember what I thought about him last season, 406 00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:52,440 but I just don't like this whold stick coming on here. Well, 407 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:56,160 regardless of whether it's a stick or not. I mean, what's worse it 408 00:30:56,279 --> 00:31:02,920 being earnest or it being a stick. Imagine you're you're paying it for just 409 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,160 exorbitant amounts of money for a luxury yacht vacation. You show up, it 410 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:12,000 looks like an old man had recently died in here alone, and then this 411 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,640 fucking guy comes out. He's clearly spray painted, all blotching and shit, 412 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,799 and he's yelling about some sacred egg. You didn't even ask for an egg. 413 00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:22,880 You asked for a pinata, which is a completely unreasonable request. But 414 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,880 still we'll tell you know, I always like to put myself in the position 415 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,559 of said guests there if I was flatching on my foot still fucking bleeding. 416 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,920 Yeah, I take no issue with like love it. We all really love 417 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,079 it, right enough, and put the egg down, get out of here. 418 00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:41,039 Where's the fucking sea bucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 419 00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:45,319 beat it all right? So meanwhile, meanwhile, Luke and Adam have a 420 00:31:45,319 --> 00:31:53,400 little chat um and Luke comes away from that feeling good and with an understanding 421 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,960 about him though Adam can't really do the job, so he has a solution. 422 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,960 He is going to get someone else to tell him to do the job. 423 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,359 And that's management. That's a work around, all right. So Adam 424 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:07,960 and Laura, this is when we get to that moment that we alluded to. 425 00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:14,519 She's asking too many questions and he has a CTE kind of freak out. 426 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,720 Um, she goes so Flatia live sorry it sounds like a Nazi. 427 00:32:20,759 --> 00:32:23,440 I just can't do her her voice. Well, she did something interesting here 428 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:29,359 what she talked about living fucking Boklyn. Where's the ring of an ex fiance? 429 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:35,279 And it shall not be removed from her finger? Until someone removes it 430 00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:38,200 from her finger. I actually, in this moment like kind of liked Laura 431 00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:43,680 when she's like, I have lovers all over the world. I really can't 432 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,880 do her ex how do you do it? I can't do lovers love the 433 00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:57,680 world. I still live a ring. Shends like Dracula and my husbman will 434 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,279 be able to remove it magically. Yeah, you're at him. How about 435 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:04,240 if I just fucking sit on him with my asshole, tighten it up and 436 00:33:04,279 --> 00:33:07,759 pull it off. I don't know. If you want to scare away, 437 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,960 say something really insulting to a Russian chick, she'll leave you alone. You 438 00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:14,920 cannot scare her away. A polar bearer couldn't couldn't scare her. She is 439 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:21,880 not intimidated by anything he's he's clearly being intimidating. Like if Margot was in 440 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,039 her position, she'd be like, good God, that guy's angry at him. 441 00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:29,880 But Laura's like, I think he would make a super Bowl husband. 442 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:37,000 He's flipping out of you. But that's actually probably you know her type of 443 00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:39,000 guy, you know the colder he is, you know the hot. Yeah, 444 00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:44,079 she needs to get with somebody named Alexei who once he's done with vodka 445 00:33:44,119 --> 00:33:49,119 bottles, throws them against the wall because he's not satisfied with his career. 446 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,880 Hey, you know it's on dinner. I forgot what dinner was. Fucking 447 00:33:52,279 --> 00:34:00,519 sixty four minus thirty pots um. Serena's knocking out of the the part with 448 00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,720 the platters. The platters are magnificent, but when it comes to dinner, 449 00:34:02,759 --> 00:34:07,240 and I understand it's the size of the kitchen and the functionality of the kitchen, 450 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:13,079 she is struggling. But my hat it here with Serena moment comes in 451 00:34:13,079 --> 00:34:20,079 the next episode when she's like, no, no red meat, no wheat, 452 00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:25,119 what am I going to do? Try blending up all of the food 453 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:29,280 that you make. You don't have it that bad. Just calm down. 454 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,679 You can make gluten free stuff now, del I think we're getting to a 455 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:35,199 point where we're going to drop these guests off at the dock or whatnot. 456 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,920 It's mentioning kermit. It had it all wrong. And again I want to 457 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,880 point this out. I did not describe my feelings good in the first episode. 458 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:46,119 That's okay. Typically, I think as Americans have working on these vessels, 459 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:49,800 we like to shoot on Americans, and I was happy to see that 460 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,320 an Australian would do the same to her, right, right, right, 461 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:58,440 But Kermit was absolutely wrong. Aside from one little burp up of I think 462 00:34:58,519 --> 00:35:01,679 one female charter guess said she'd like breakfast now asap, which is a little 463 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,280 rude. She said it jokingly though. She was one of those things where 464 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,159 you develop a rapport with somebody that doesn't exist and they say something and you're 465 00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:12,280 like, oh, I don't know you. Oh wow, okay, well, 466 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,320 Kermit, strike one. The I guess the family money range roving. 467 00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:21,679 Uh, you know, jerks weren't that bad after all, they're actually quite 468 00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:25,320 tamed. Yeah. Anyway, Butterball calls this mom because I talk about Norman's 469 00:35:25,599 --> 00:35:30,599 interactions with fans on the show What Mark Norman the comedian. No, he 470 00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:36,000 said, when you when you interact with somebody who's famous, you have to 471 00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:38,880 be quick and you have to like just get in, say your thing, 472 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,559 and then go, well, okay, don't linger there because he goes, 473 00:35:43,639 --> 00:35:46,480 oh I don't know you. Though there's nothing for that. They don't know 474 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,800 who you are, so you have to just say your thing. You have 475 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,880 to go away. Otherwise there's a lull. I don't know why, you 476 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,920 know that's in listening back to the show. That's one of my least favorite 477 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:59,159 things that I do. Would I just bring up something now it's in the 478 00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,440 podcast world? Has nothing? Can I tell you something? Dan? This 479 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,639 is what's everyone should know this about famous people at their height. Sure they 480 00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:07,559 can be arrogant like that, like, hey, I only got four minutes 481 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,840 for you talk cook. Hey, at some point your career is gonna go 482 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,280 on the fucking shitter and then you're gonna be an old man or woman. 483 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,920 You're gonna wish someone recognized. Yet that's the way it always goes. No 484 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:22,199 incorrect? No, Uh, you think Ryan Gosling's career is gonna be in 485 00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:25,760 the shitter. You think Ryan Gosling needs to dedicate four minutes to every fucking 486 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:30,480 lunatic woman that tries to rip his shirt off? Perhaps not, but Tony 487 00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:35,840 Danza could use a few friends. Total loser, Oh my god. And 488 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,280 I didn't mean to sound like tomlis there where he said lunatic woman like that, 489 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,199 you know, but there are crazed people people find it very attractive. 490 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,039 Did you see Barbie yet? I haven't. I can't wait. Do you 491 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:47,760 see Barbie yet? And yet? Where am I going to find the time? 492 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,199 I think I'm gonna see it this week supposed to be fantastic, all 493 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,039 right, so um, such a Jay Law moment. Speaking of celebrities, 494 00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:01,440 We've got our own, and it's Jay Law. It's Margo or now her 495 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,480 name is Margaret. What's her name? Margot or Margaret, Margo, Margo, 496 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:14,079 it's Margo. Yeah, okay, Harry scooches in between Margo and and 497 00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:21,079 Laura the power player. Fucking Laura needs to be on House of Cards. 498 00:37:21,079 --> 00:37:28,039 I don't know what she's doing here. You're more sorry, that's too mean. 499 00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:30,159 See I can't say stuff like that, Dylan. There's a reason where 500 00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:32,960 the number one below deck podcasts. I know, but now that we are, 501 00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:37,199 they all listen. I feel bad just openly calling people morons. I 502 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,760 don't mean it. It's just me being lazy. I'm trying to fill time. 503 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:46,079 I apologize. I don't even know you. So I do know Harry 504 00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:52,360 though, because goofy looking motherfucker. He is just such a goofball. He 505 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:58,559 stands in between Margot Lauren, he goes yes on the throne in between two 506 00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:05,239 roses and Margo. Such a j long moment. She just goes yeah, 507 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:12,400 yes, so composed, so Jennifer, So, Pat what with down under 508 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,880 your responsibilities at the tip? The tip meetings, they've doubled because not only 509 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,800 do we have the tip meeting, but we also have the award of at 510 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:28,480 least improved all right tip meeting fifteen grand Uh it's American dollars at sixteen seventy 511 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,679 each. I have to say this, I we have to figure out did 512 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,039 past seasons a blowdeck used to be four charter days and now they've just been 513 00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:40,800 Now, this is what's going on. That part of the world doesn't tip. 514 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,000 Ah. I think I've heard that somewhere that like Aussies are notoriously not 515 00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:52,760 tippers. I don't know if it's because the hospitality infrastructure of that country is 516 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:57,519 different. People actually get paid living or something like that, but they don't 517 00:38:57,519 --> 00:39:00,320 tip. And if you don't tip in a country, or you're not mary 518 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,480 of being to tipping, change that or know that that needs to change. 519 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,280 When you come on these bes incentivize people because this is actual service. I 520 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:12,679 mean, with that being said, it's horrible service. So tip whatever you 521 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,000 want, but if you did have a good time, you should tip more 522 00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:20,639 than fifteen thousand dollars. Absolutely pulling glass out of people's feet, but the 523 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,519 glass was put there because of them, So again, you tip whatever you 524 00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:28,760 want. Cheffie gets the helmet. Now I have to say, if this 525 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,760 in no way is an honor, I think Zarina takes it as such, 526 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,360 maybe because it was being handed to her by hot Captain Hot and I love. 527 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:42,679 What I love so much about Serena is her verbal sexual assault of hot 528 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,880 Captain in her talking heads. It doesn't make me feel like I want to 529 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,920 jump out of my skin the way that Luke and Laura make me feel. 530 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:53,920 She's being humorous, but she's being very blatant and overt with how she wants 531 00:39:53,960 --> 00:40:01,920 to you know the captain. Yeah, don't we all, But she's charming 532 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:06,079 about it, and it's it's funny. Laura's just like, I will make 533 00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:09,880 you a Gould. It's like, what the fuck? I'll say this about 534 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,840 Zarina. She's my favorite. I find her the most attractive. Not sure 535 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,920 if listeners scare about that, but I do think as a chef, I 536 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,400 think she should be limited to serving food at banquets. All right, So 537 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,599 Laura wants to cut her shift in our short so that she can have more 538 00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:30,719 time to get ready. Asha obviously refuses, and she in response to that 539 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:36,559 I'm speaking of Laura is in quite a huff. Now once again we despite 540 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:45,559 how disgusting that ask is and how entitled and pathetic it is to treat if 541 00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:50,679 you have a boss who is a dickhead and incompetent, I can understand being 542 00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:59,440 a little rude. Asha is the loveliest, sweetest human being who doesn't have 543 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:05,679 the ability to make good on the threat of don't mistake my whatever for kindness 544 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:12,719 or whatever it is to be rude, and this gross and disrespectful to her 545 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,280 speaks volumes about Laura. It's just really really awful behavior. And then it 546 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:24,760 continues with this getting ready shit Now I'm late all the time. If you 547 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,079 spot it, you got it. I think that's why this triggers me so 548 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:34,800 much. When you are an hour late to something a dinner reservation where a 549 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,719 bunch of other people are going, and you are late because you are standing 550 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:45,199 in the mirror like some haunted child in a Stanley Kubrick movie, cutting the 551 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:50,519 bottom of your hair. There are these little things that take place that are 552 00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:55,079 so awful, and Asia getting the text from the restaurant, Hey, what's 553 00:41:55,119 --> 00:42:01,079 going on? And that's Asia's responsibility to deal with because you couldn't give two 554 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:08,039 fucks. And well, the fans can say whatever they want about I'm not 555 00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:15,239 gonna go there. It's it's I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna 556 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:20,480 go there. He went there. I'll finish it. She fixing herself in 557 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,880 front of a broken goddamn mirror. All right, all right, Jesus fucking 558 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:28,840 Christ. Anyway, this is what you do, Dylan, because I used 559 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,440 to have this with a keyboard player and I band. He'd show up to 560 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,079 a gig. We'd be the second into the second song at the roxy and 561 00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:37,599 he's loading his ship up on the stage and I tried to punch him. 562 00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:40,320 Next time. Well, you can start lying and saying times are off, 563 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,800 you do an hour early, or you can just leave without him. Should 564 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,960 just drive off in those vans and leave without him. I did that with 565 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,119 a friend of mine with with tea times. Kid couldn't get to a tea 566 00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:54,400 time on time. He'd meet us on the second hole and we'd have to 567 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,960 pay for his thing, and it's like, you know what we're gonna do. 568 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 We're gonna tell you that this is two hours hours earlier, and then 569 00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:04,880 maybe you'll be on time. But it's really really gross to do that. 570 00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:09,480 With that being said, I don't know why the other sea rats don't just 571 00:43:09,599 --> 00:43:13,320 leave. It's early. That's the only thing I can That's the only reason 572 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,920 I can give. It's early in the season. No one wants to, 573 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:20,000 you know, bumpany heads just yet. There's another thing, like, dude, 574 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,679 what does our audience give a shit about tea times? Why am I 575 00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,400 talking about tea times? Golf is around the world. Man, I guess 576 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,039 maybe I'm too critical byself tonight. Um all right, so um, dinner 577 00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:38,679 at Hemingways. Dinner at Hemingways. Harry and Margot are so weird slamming meat 578 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:46,440 into each other's mouths, and Laura um full cord press on Adam full core 579 00:43:46,519 --> 00:43:52,360 press on Adam. She licks his hand. Um, I'm not going to 580 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,559 my Gaitar is not going off with Adam. I think it's a very easy 581 00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:58,480 thing to say, Oh, clearly this guy's angry, because it's not at 582 00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:00,480 all. I don't think that's what's going on. I think that he is. 583 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:06,639 I think that he is a social disorder, like he's he's like an 584 00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:13,480 angry robot that JJ Abrams company. But yeah, we we do have the 585 00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:16,559 Saalt Pepper catch up moment, and then we have this thing where she licks 586 00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:22,960 his hand and he he recoils, He doesn't eat, he doesn't even recoil. 587 00:44:23,039 --> 00:44:29,760 It's like he just stays stiff and angry. Robot. It's just not 588 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,599 working. So Laura naturally moves to her next target, which is Luke. 589 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,000 I wanted to. I wanted to leave my body watching this. I wanted 590 00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:47,480 to. I wanted to get out of my body watching this to be Asia. 591 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:53,800 The thought of Asia having to deal with these two fucking people who she 592 00:44:54,239 --> 00:45:00,480 is never going to see it ever again, talk about how is fucking cock 593 00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:05,880 is on her haunches and she's all fucking like fucking kissing him. And the 594 00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:09,280 weirdest thing is there's no context for this. They haven't been flirting, so 595 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:15,519 it's just this weird, out of place Craigslist ad kind of intimacy that Asia's 596 00:45:15,559 --> 00:45:19,519 like, oh god, yeah, friends do fuck. I guess I'm gonna 597 00:45:19,519 --> 00:45:22,000 go to the bathroom. That's the fun of Sea Rats, all the sex, 598 00:45:22,519 --> 00:45:28,280 sexual attention, all sexual attention, sexual tension, all day long. 599 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,039 You know, you're cleaning blood glass out of people's feet and serving drinks and 600 00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:35,400 wiping toilets. Also he can get out and get a little burn, a 601 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,599 little steam off. Yeah yeah yeah, name of fucking yeah yeah exactly. 602 00:45:38,679 --> 00:45:44,320 Now they hook up. Um, Luke says, this girl's got a twinkle 603 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:51,039 in her eye, little twinkles, another thing called attention. But also he 604 00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:58,000 he speaks like a hillside strangler or something. She's got a twinkle in her 605 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:07,480 eye. And then we've got Margo lying to herself. And I'm so happy, 606 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:13,159 just I am the happiest darned girl right now watching these two make out. 607 00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:20,719 The thing that's so heartbreaking about this is gonna be I hope Luke gets 608 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,880 kicked off the show early because this back and forth. No, this is 609 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:29,679 fun. This is why we're here, Dylan. The Luke and Margo thing 610 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,440 is good. I like Margo. I don't want to get upset with her. 611 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:37,280 Her being boy crazy over Luke is gonna make me. I don't have 612 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:44,079 much of that to give. I can't see people going after Luke or being 613 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,480 love sick over Luke. That's gonna make me lose it. Anyways, that 614 00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:52,800 remains to be seen. I think Luke will violently assault a wall and then 615 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,599 try to shove a door. In a producer's face or something. I think 616 00:46:55,599 --> 00:47:00,119 he's gonna get kicked up with the yeah, but we'll find out next week, 617 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,480 in a couple of days or what is it. I don't know when 618 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:07,320 we're releasing these. When do we do this against Tuesdays and Thursdays? Um, 619 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,880 So we'll drop this Tuesday night and then we'll see you in a day 620 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,840 or so for episode five. We love you guys very much. iTunes, 621 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:19,159 ratings and reviews, Patreon. Subscribe to bad tv everywhere. I'm Dylan saying 622 00:47:19,199 --> 00:47:21,880 goodbye, pat Say goodbye, Kaylene