Once upon a time there was an Easter Bundy. He would spread cheer during
the Easter holiday in San Francisco. He would make sure all the children of
the city got the basket of their dream, not a few adults to you.
Every year he would show up and the town was the better for once
upon a time there was an Easter Hair. He wanted to be like the
Easter Bunny, so during Easter he would come to San Francisco and try to
spread cheer too. But there was already an Easter bunny, and he wasn't
a bunny. He was a han. Plus he wasn't very good at it.
Hairs are a fast running, long haired map that resembles a large rabbit,
having long hind legs, and occurrying physically and typically in grassland or open
woodland. Also, a big difference between a hair and a rabbit is their
social skills. Hairs are not very social preachers at all. While the Easter
bunny was cute and cuddly, the Eastern hair was let's just say rough,
not the kind you were pet if you catch my drift, The Easter hair
got jealous of the Easter Bunny and decided this town wasn't big enough for the
both of them. He needed to ruin the bunny's reputation and get the bunny
out the way. Then he the Hair would come out and take over.
But he had to really think about what his plan would be. After months
of planning and hiding in the grasslands outside of San Francisco, he got an
idea. The Easter Bunny was going to kill someone and that would take him
out of the picture. He'd go to jail, and that's that. Halloween
was coming up, so he had to find a way to buy an Easter
Bunny costume without being seen. This was way before Amazon or Evening. The
Easter Hair looked through the back of the local magazines and saw an ad for
a messenger. He hired the messenger. Yes, I can keep quiet,
The hair flashes three one bills. Oh, I can definitely keep quiet.
The hair hands them a piece of paper. Okay, you want me to
go to Long Drugs and lower hate and purchase an adult sized Easter Bunny costume.
Okay, Oh, I get it. You kind of are a bunny
but not. The hair frowns at him. Sorry, sorry, I don't
mean to offend your hair. I just see the irony. I'll go get
it and come right back. The hair nods. The Easter hair looks at
the wall in his apartment. It's covered in articles about an upcoming Easter celebration
being planned next April in San Francisco. A mother and son duo named Matt
and Kat are the event organizers. Across town, Ma, we only have
four and a half months. I know, I know it'll be here before
you know it. Matt, you worry too much. You will make this
event. This is the event of the year. Screw Christmas. Isn't that
blasphemy? We love Christmas? Then you get my point. Nothing can go
wrong on nothing. It needs to be a shining event. I know our
company will liver or die off this event. Yes, and we need it
to be a success. It will be. I can't think of anything going
wrong. The Eastern hair is smiling. He has his first plan to see
some so about see somebod