All right, good morning you ever want. It's Wednesday, April third,
a idiots a go time? What was it? Down beat? And we
have picked fun today including last night. Night of Sports is not that great?
I have something at seven thirty. It's my new weapon of self defense
when defending my property. What a fart with audience? Uh? Not a
fart? Fart wouldn't work. We've being a NASCAR man again today. Let's
ask the exact same questions verbati A lot about that. I think it's what
Skin said when I walked out after the they came in. We didn't make
of course, but Skin said, y'all should ask Chase Elliott the same questions
you asked Christopher Bell in order, including the days of thunder question. Please
don't I know you're probably gonna there's less of a question and more of a
journey. Yeah, a verbal journey, a circuitous trip. We're like an
ASCAR track, just to circle that never ends. If you missed it,
we'll play for you in the existence of Kevin Turner, Will you played again?
Oh yeah, I pulled it because it's I mean, I didn't do
anything wrong, right and around? He goes, Well, Kevin will say
no one knows in search the quest for the Kevin Cup. Yeah, I
thought your heroes battling for the Cavio Cup. I thought it was a fine
line of questioning, and he made it worse on himself. Play freedom minute.
Okay. Chase Elliott at a ten is a bigger name than Christopher Bell,
right, uh, yeah, although I don't know. I think Bell's
had more success the last couple of years at least, but Chase Elliott is
a champ. No one was more excited that we had Christopher Bell on yesterday
than Kavanaugh. Yeah, where he popped out of nowhere? Yeah, Well,
Kavanaugh's gambling gambling with his NASCAR friends. They gamble in every NASCAR race.
Okay, I love that. So they have action every week. So
I know he loved that, And I asked, I told him we had
Chase Elliott. He goes, no, it doesn't matter. Christopher Bell is
the hot one. Yeah, so he thinks he's you know, hot name,
what's Kavanaughs? They might have meant just how looks? Yeah, might
have been at a hotter man, Yeah, which outs at Christopher Bell.
I thought he's fine looking guy, wouldn't I wouldn't call him hot. He's
got a boy. He looks kind of like a yeah boy. Yeah,
he's got a boyish charmed a lot. There's so much, so many boys
in Nascar. I was just saying, why is it racing such a young
man's game? You know, because it hurts, dude? Yeah, maybe
we like ram into a wall or even just the shaking that's not good on
Mark Martin's bones. And that's why he had to take Viagara at an early
age. He looked old even when he was in his forties. Like is
I think, is Denny Hamlin the old man of the circuit who is just
coming off a win. By the way, he was forty three and n
F one. You have like Fernando Alonso who's still top of his game and
he's early forties. But generally speaking, man, and it's hard of like
tennis, you can pop in there at seventy Like for Stappin, did you
start in your teens? Like how is someone who's sixteen seventeen years old the
best driver of their discipline in the world. That is wild because you think
of auto racing as being I don't know, maybe more of a cerebral sport
than a physical one, right, and experience matters. I mean these tracks
you've seen year after year, especially Eno f one, where it's all sort
of you know, road style circuits, not just ovals super speedways. But
and I've read about this and I think it is because you are fearless.
Oh yeah, no, fear at all. Yeah, but there's nothing worse
than being fearless and stupid. Well in life, yes, but if you
need to hire someone to drive your race car, that's a better recipe.
And when you're twenty two years old or seventeen or twenty six, you're gonna
live forever, and you're very fearless, and you take theore risks and chances
that a wiser person wouldn't take, and when they're happening almost subconsciously or instantly,
like they have to have in racing. It's just that's Chase Elliott live
audio from his car last week in Richmond. That does make sense, because
I would be the worst auto racer. I'd be like looking for my turn
signal, complaining about the lack of infotainment system. This guy won't get off
my ass. I'm gonna break check him. No, and you got you
might have a gun. Danny's a true text and he would give him a
polite wave every time he passed someone. I mean every time I was being
passed you, yeah, both ways, going on, thank you. Oh,
there's something about the subtle acknowledgement around me. Yeah. I kind of
liked the little we're all on the road together and you see someone and you
give them's a little eye contact. So I always like that. I don't
know why, but it makes you feel good a little bit. Did it
make me feel worse? You know? You know, at the least it's
a neutral when you make that and you go, look at we're communicating the
four way stop sign. You definitely stopped first, but you're gonna let this
person go hand signal, get them on over. You feel good. I
have one in my neighborhood that is a daily ordeal. I don't know what
it is about East Dallas, but there are certain people that the intersection has
to be completely void of any other cars before they'll pull through a four way
stop sign. Yeah, I've dealt with that yet. It was four cars.
It was the first person there. I was the last person there.
And I'm sitting there and it's me and this person at a duel and I'm
waving, going you've been here forever. And then they inch out and then
they stop yeah, and then you are like, f it, I'm going,
and then you kind of inch out to make sure they're not, and
then they start and everything battle of who's gonna go last when it's so clear
I was the last one here but probably the only one with a pair yeah,
because I'm full of tea and I'm seventeen years old. And then you
fine go and then I'm the jerk, and then everyone else goes simultaneously,
and then you finally just fine, I'll go. I'm like, fine,
you know what, I'll go. But at that point I get it why
people get road rage. I do. It's oh my god, I end
up going sixty through the intersection and make my point. Yeah, really relate,
but I love subtle kar moves that you do just to like really indicate
to the other person that I'm not happy about this. It's passive aggressive.
I'm not being aggressive really, I'm not trying to hurt you or anything,
but it's just like you're an idiot, Cotton the mood. How much of
that road rage or really aggressive driving is about how much time you have to
get to where you're going, or if you're getting held up by someone.
I think that's very frustrating if you've got somewhere you need to be. But
usually if you have a cushion of time, it might not bother you as
much that the car in front of you is not going as fast as they
could be going. Or I don't know, not a big road rage guy,
but we've all been caught in that moment of acting out. My move
is to go to the laugh. If they come at you with something,
you respond with a big laugh, like you idiot, give them the Doyle
laugh. Yeah. I find that the thing that triggers me when driving is
less about running out of time or feeling like you're late, because I do
feel like there's very few things in this world regarding time that warrant getting worked
up over unless it's an emergency situation, and how often are we in those.
It's usually based on the lack of awareness of other people, Yeah,
or consideration. Consideration, Yeah, you know what might be underutilized as our
hazard lights, like if someone was a D because I think we all generally
respect the hazard lights. Yeah, and if you're just kind of a selfish
D, you can just pop your hazard lights on, and most people be
like, oh, okay, because got something going on somewhere. Someone's priggers.
Yeah, you know, there's some of other hazards. I'll be like,
oh cool, all right, something's going on here. It's about to
run out of gas because I was just thinking we might need like a half
hazard light something like that of like, look, it's not an emergency,
but I really gotta go. I really have to go. But I guess
that's sort of what hazard lights are. We all have them, but no
one ever, you don't just do you ever other than being pull over and
this one's last thing to turn your hazard lights on? It been a while,
Yeah, I tell you, I don't. I guess, No,
I don't know. You're only supposed to use them when you're pulled over to
the side. You're not supposed to use them while you're driving when you got
to pull over and go number two, yeah or three three on the highway.
Why not happens as happens Kevio. I mean you might be driving a
stick and you can't pull that maneuver off. I'd like to say this is
still an active policy that I have, but I violated a couple times in
the last couple years where I will anytime I see someone who's in a situation
where they're pushing their car, I want I pull over to help. Because
I don't know anything about cars. I cannot help you with your car.
I don't I wouldn't know where to begin. But I am a slab of
beef and I can help you push. And I'm pretty I'm good enough at
pushing things. So I'm like, you know what, there's some poor bastard
whose life has led them to pushing their car on the side of a road.
I can help with this. Yeah, so I would obviously pull behind
him and put my hazards on anytime that situation happens. But generally I don't
never you never turn them on. But that is a weapon. Yeah,
if you home today and put your hazard lights on, people are gonna kind
of get out of your way a little bit. Some most people respect it.
Let's test it on the way home today, they'll see it. But
I'm interested in, Danny, is it illegal? Like what is the moving
legal? Moving purpose of putting your hazard lights on? And it might be
pregnant rushing to hospital like a mini You got a little mini personal ambulance that's
sort of what it is. You know. Did you say many person ambulance,
many personal ambulance. Oh well, you said, I turn our industries
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while, at least for now. It's a good thing to watch at six
am. I don't know. We'll get to the earthquake news at six thirty.
That's the most important thing in the world. That's why I wanted to
get some pandas up here before we get into the dark topic. Yeah,
we're gonna find out once and for all what's going on with Taiwan. Yeah,
and he did ask us that right before we started. Do you think
you guys get Taiwan. I don't understand Taiwan don't either. Is it part
of Japan? Is it its own country? Is it from China? What
is it? What is Taiwan? It was one of those wait for it
moments where you go, that's a real dumb question, and then after about
five seconds you go, God, that's a great question. Great question because
think about it. When we were kids, everything was made there, and
it doesn't appear to be a particularly large country. No, it's a small
island. It's kind of China. But it's see the questions that I'm asking
a great question. What is Taiwan? Let's learn together. But there's a
bunch of people driving around right now with their hazard lights on thinking the same
thing. It's like, damn, these guys are going to uncover the real
secrets and mystery of Taiwan. Six point thirty. Danny, I've got a
question for you. But first here's the We're going to close the door on
Chase Elliott until eight ten, and we have him on This is Yesterday with
Christopher Bell Live on the Downbeat, and this happened. Hey, have you
ever seen the movie Days of Thunder. I don't know that I've ever watched
it fully through, but I've definitely seen parts of it heard of it.
So if you could name, I'm gonna put you on the spot here one
celebrity spotter. Okay, so you're trusting them, they're watching everyone around you.
Big name celebrity. Who would it be a celebrity to spot for me.
Oh man, I have no earthly idea. It would have to be
a singer, right, I don't know, Maybe like a Morgan Freeman,
someone with a very calming voice. Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking
more like a country music artist maybe, like I don't know, Toby Keith,
he's a fellow. Wow. Yeah yeah, Okay, watch him stop,
dude, just stop. We tried to help mind myself because every noise
I make, I'm trying to help Kevin. It's like Kevin's running around.
I'm just chasing him. I have a rope, I have shovel, I
have a long log in casey falls in quicksand just how it was materials trying
to bail Kevin out of whatever situation he's about to get him? How am
I the guy there? Name one celebrity? Like, I'm sorry, why
did it matter? How? I know he didn't have a lot of time
to tick in pop culture and answer the question did you think you were gonna
like feed his brain, feed it and get the Robert Duvall thing in there?
And then he might then say, you know what, I might take
Robert Duvall and then bam you hit him with it, and then what no,
I hit it. I wasn't looking to hit him. With Robert Duvall,
I wasn't a part of it. The Game of Thrones, dude fixing
your yard after he had some mother's milk. I don't know Toby Keith,
he's a fellow, yeah, I mean he was so excited to say Toby
Keith after he's he talked about being a fake Oklahoma fan because he's like,
no, I don't really know any of the luminaries from Oklahoma, just a
fan. He's like that. He's a normal guy, right, just like
us. I don't think Nascar man knows anything going on call and I ask,
and you know what, high pressure, high stakes, very dangerous life,
like good. Yeah, all you should care about is is hall and
ass and getting checkers. Kyle Larson doesn't even know what words you're not supposed
to say. Yeah, is there more? Yeah, I don't know.
I'm thinking more like a country music artist, maybe, like I don't know
Toby Keith, he's a fellow. Well yeah, yeah, Harry Underwood,
maybe there you go. It's great that in the movie Days It's under Robert
Novall is the crew chief and he's outstanding. That movie that that would be
my crew chief or spot her if I could choose. You should watch that.
I know you don't have time these days as you're busy, uh,
you know, especially talking with us for ten minutes. We appreciate, appreciate
having you. Man, I have a non racing question about You're right,
I may have blown it by man. I'm just trying to get out of
it. Well, I was trying to jump in and save him, But
you're right. It was over there. That was that the sharks wrapped my
legs off like the diabetes will one day. The last words Kevin speaking is
his head just goes underneath the pool of quicksand like it's an episode of Gilligan's
is better take a Robert Duva? If I asked him a question what's the
deal with Taiwan? I wouldn't expect a non answer or bad answer. Name
of celebrity who cares that. There's like only a few names that can really
do him harm. We can't say P did a hear R Kelly or Harvey
Weinstein? You know that might not be great for him, but he could
have named anyone and been fine. I just want you to come clean and
admit that the nature of that question was basically to to set yourself up to
say the words I'm eating oursh cream. I mean, what other reason?
Okay, So he said he hadn't seen it, so I assumed that he
had seen it, and then I was gonna ask him what his favorite part
was, uh huh. And then I was gonna respond with him my favorite
part huh. But he hadn't seen it, which led me into a place
baking. I told you, guys, I had another question ready. I
changed it. What would you have done differently? Now that we've that time,
I think that's a great moment we'll always remember. I don't like the
greatest reference point for Christopher Bell. He wants Toby Keith to be his spotter,
and he said, it's gotta be a singer. I no, it
doesn't have to be a singer. In fact of why, what could a
singer do to help you? If they're spotting the cars around you. It's
just soothing. Maybe to have a nice singer in your why. I figured
Morgan Freeman. I just gave him someone with the famous voice. I was
trying to give everyone a laying out. But then maybe he doesn't even know
who Morgan Freeman no, there's a chance, right, there's definitely should not
blip on that at all. And was he doing a bit like by saying
Toby Keith And then he kind of gave it a oh wait because he was
real excited about saying Toby Keith. I think you've forgotten pretty recent you know,
I can understand why you would make that mistake. That's how he says,
Toby Keith. Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking more of like
a country music music artist. Maybe, like I don't know, Toby Keith,
he's a fellow. Well, yeah, yeah, should we laid out
there and just let him? Yeah? Maybe maybe that's the play. I
don't know. I just it's an awkward position to be in, you know,
between you and him, when you're trying to have an interview and it
turns into a rescue mission. It's a lot of pressure. Yes, of
your friends, we didn't expect to be a rescue mission. We had to,
Yeah, we had to rescue him, Christopher Bell. Then we get
Standy and I are just hands on hips smoking a stig at the end of
the interview, just cashy and sweaty, just looking at the burned out frame
of the building that we just couldn't say we did. We could at least
we got the dog. Yeah, and then we got scolded by TMS for
taking the interview too long. Please, guys, you know they've got other
interviews that they have to do after Christopher Bells just decided to be on with
us, Like that's all that. But when you told us we got schold,
it was the first time that. Yesterday night was the first time I
heard there was a ten minute hard out on that interview. Same same for
you. Same. Well, then you can't get scolded if you didn't know
it was. We got reminded of Chase Elliott has a hard out as the
general reminder ten minutes, so we only got talked for the best questions.
Chase Elliott, who had a character in Cars three, which stars Larry Cable,
Larry the Cable Guy, who will join us tomorrow at eight thirty.
Dude, are we not the most Texas show? We got NASCAR drivers and
toe materer Larry the Cable Guy. I mean you being a part of the
Florida Alliance doesn't help us, that's true, but yes, we're the most
Texas show. I don't have to admit skin lets, foreigners sleep in his
house. My loyalties. Yeah, he had swedes at his house and living
in his room, like staying in his master bedroom. And I said,
ooh ah pears. He said, I wish I was, like, have
they never heard of a hotel? It'd be cool to have swedes living in
your house for a couple of days. Yeah, hot swedes, yeah,
he said. He said it was pretty funny. He said they got home
one night and the lady was swimming. Really yeah, it was just his
wife's sister, but but sister that he met, that she met late in
life, later in life. Your dad had a tryst. Yeah, a
different okay to the Swedish person. Yes, okay, Danny, yesterday you
mentioned we have two minutes here. Yesterday you mentioned you have the you got
an email from Powerball yesterday I did. Yeah's so we all played, right,
yes, and we all lost. I got one number right, Okay.
I didn't get asked and I just downloaded the app. What's it called
again, Task Monster Jack Packet. He's jack pocket jack Pocket ask Monster and
uh, I never hadn't played the lotto in years, but boy, this
app is I can see, yes, I can see. I don't plan
on adding I put twenty bucks in just to have a little fun with it.
But when that power ball comes up, you're like, you know what,
you can't win if you don't play. So I did a quick pick,
let them pick a set of numbers, and then I picked my own.
So I had two tickets. Now, wake up early yesterday morning.
First thing I did is opened up my email and it says you are a
winner from last night's powerball. I'm like, whoa, this could be big.
That's a good sentence generally. Yeah, you told me that they notify
you if you've won a prize. Yes, So I open up the app
and I look at my account and I'll be damned. So you pick five
numbers and then you pick a powerball number, a wild card number, and
it can be the same as the others, and I'll be damned. If
I didn't pick three out of the five numbers and not the powerball, my
bank account went up seven bucks, all right, just seven for I got
seven dollars wins. Boy, I felt like they should give you like fifty
bucks. Are getting three of the numbers, three of the five and missing
the power well yeah, I mean the odds aren't great. Just Oh yeah,
that's hard numbers and this seems fair, even the yea, even the
payoffs for a racket in that thing. What do you mean? Well,
you should percentage wise, it's it's harder to hit three of five numbers then
basically doubling your is it three dollars total or it was four dollars total,
so they're two dollars tickets and then they filter you more money and then you
keep spending it. Yes, dude, like they should have given this should
be more than that. I'm three, three numbers should be more than seven,
and they call this a game of skill. They don't call them again
of skill, knowing how they get away with all. The games of chance
are not legal in this state, right, unless it's the lottery? Could
there be more of a game of chance? Does apply to that rule?
Lottery is different, right because it doesn't go to a book. There's a
reason that these jackpots get up to a billion dollars regularly because they make a
ton of fr off of it. When's our next one? Tonight? Is
it tonight? I'll do the research in the break and find out I'll got
three bucks left to my account, so I better hit tonight. Ither wasn't
done. Those pandas are having a blast on that trampoline. That's a swing
on that swing. Coming up next, the big news from overnight that you
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