Downbeat. I'm ninety seven to one the freak. Did I meet you?
Baby? I'll try to land a flight m Kane to Heathrow in the middle
loved night. If I am mistaken, you must let me know. I'll
take you leave in a week I go. It's a big day for Kevio,
tax it down the wrong way and sailing to the sky. I've got
my cups ivan. You see the little shot. The captain's on the radio.
He says, buckling your seat sight. There's nasty whatever women for Bobby
flying. I'm a marketing changing my body flotation device. He's getting choked down.
Jim my body flotation A big DAYO. He wakes up a normal man
this morning. Somebody went into a real recording studio and paid good money.
He said, yeah, we're putting that on a record. What's the name
of the song called flotation device? Okay, that's he's it cranking. Actually,
that's why they're a tough one hundred band of whole time. The history
of a ball people reads a tragedy a fire in the night over the Lower
Scotia scene. There's no survivors, no signs of life or fountain. The
ohouldn't numb you witness the one has just gone down? Did I meet you,
baby? I'm a transatlantic flight, the one that disappeared there in the
middle of the night. You know I loved your, baby, though I
never got to show you. It seems even eternity for me to get to
know you. You can't use my fid flotation. I mean, anything,
does happened? I want you to spend your last day Listen to the Hot
Damas so yeah, I know we didn't play it all, thank you do.
Everybody's dead. That song just came up randomly in the Roadshit, okay,
all right, Uh, Cavin's on an adventure and nay, the adventure
of a lifetime, and you're leaving tonight. Agreed, No, it's afternoon.
Yeah, what what time is the departure? Oh don't you know?
Pretty much right after our show, right after the show, nice and early.
Well, it's international flight. You gotta get you gotta get there early.
Get your head right. Yeah. Yeah, let's start with just the
trip of a lifetime, man. I mean, some people never fly over
one of the big oceans, and that's not the main point here. You're
gonna arrive safely to Italy and you're gonna have an absolute blast. But I
mean this could be the only time maybe that you go to Europe or anywhere
like that, and it's today. Man, I think this is awesome.
Yeah, I'm jealous. Dude, Yeahen saying he has been to Europe.
He's you know, he's you know, he's like eighty eighty one. He's
eighty one one is the body of one hundred and seventy. Yeah, I
am tired. Weirdly, I consider Hawaii to be Europe or Asia. Okay,
it's international. Yeah No, never never really Asians. It's not that
I never wanted to, but it was never in my card. I've also
never been to like a big music festival, which one time in my life
would have been something I would have wanted to do. You've never been like
a c L now, huh. No, I've been invited. I get
invited on the big hangout trip for many years. As the guys, I
don't have any money. I can't do it. You didn't have the money
to do it the way the people that were inviting you did it. Those
Heineken vi P wristbands don't come cheap. Different color wrist band, Yeah,
so your actual snap on it, not just the little sticker. Looking back,
I'm glad I didn't go. I could have been killed. So you're
flying out, dude, you're going tonight. So you're you're flying out this
afternoon and you're straight shot to Rome. Where are you flying to? Flying
to Barcelona? Yeah? And because it's yeah, yeah, I'm going to
Spain boys, change of plans. Uh No, Barcelona? And then are
you hanging out or is it a connector? Is a connector a connector to
Milan? It's a week and I'm there to show off some of my new
clothes, some of your new uh new pieces for the upcoming season debut and
Darrel Leek No, no, I'm just wearing my trafs Matthew golf fans.
I'm actually going with this. I've tried to get this trademark. The shirt
hoodie combo, I mean the shorts and hoodie combo. Yeah, it's two
days in a row. Or this is it's one piece? How do you
get into it? Magic, you're climbing through the neck hole. Snap you
dis go, snap, move your nose a little bit like Elizabeth Montgomery would
have. So you're gonna you have a layover in Barcelona. Yeah for a
few hours. Who knows, it's like an hour okay, and that's straight,
it's small, Yeah, it's short. So you're looking at about nine
hours, nine hours twenty minutes to get to Barcelona. Jesus, really yeah,
isn't that long? Really? Do you have? I did too,
a flight from Dallas to Barcelona. We'll travel about five miles most of it,
most of that over the sea. Everybody is dead. We'll get and
then an hour layover and then Barcelona to Milan. Shouldn't be too bad.
It's like an hour oh hour, Yeah, maybe one hour forty minutes.
Really, well, that's a lot of planning coming up for me in the
next Joe an asle seat. I do, and is she? So it's
a two three to two set up. Okay, so I'm you guys are
in the center. Yeah you know, yeah, I do want to get
sucked off the plane. Yeah, we do not get sucked off the plane.
I can still happen, I guess, but like, yeah, the
you know what a power move is generally for domestic flights, I guess for
a national if you're going that far, there's gonna be sleeping on each other
so you want to be right next to each other. But a kind of
a power move is dual aisle seat with your lover. Oh wow, so
you're saying, don't by the middle one though, what you're saying by three
seats? What No, I'm saying. If you're just flying somewhere domestically,
you get the Ale seat and your lover gets the other seat, and you're
still right there if you're not watching the same thing. You know, and
you don't need to be all over each other. You know it's a good
and then you pop up whenever you want. All seats are the obviously the
best, and you can still you know, you can hold hands until the
beverage cart comes. Yeah, you can hold hands. Yeah, hands during
takeoff if you want. But what if former maverick Austin Krozer sits in the
middle and you're like two nine guy Ale is in the middle of you.
Yeah, but you're by a six nine guy that's always the giant, that's
a roll of the dice. No matter where you see, his elbows are
in your chin. To the greatest move I ever saw Southwest right when you
can pick your own seats and me and Norm hitsfift got on the plane right,
so he had to do aisle. Obviously he's mobility, he's not great.
So he had an aisled, empty middle seat and eye of the window,
and he just starts putting his bag and all this crap in the middle
seat. He's putting on a show that you don't want to sit in this
seat. But he didn't say a word. I'm just kind of side eye
and I'm like, man, that's guys, amazing. He pulls out a
newspaper wide, reaching into both the aisle and the middle seat. I mean,
he is sounding every alarm. You do not want none of this middle
seat, y'all. You don't want it. But he didn't say anything.
I'm just like he's maybe I don't know if he knows what he's doing or
not. And people continue to get on and they quick glance at that seat,
you know, keep moving, find something else, you know, everyone
blah blah blah blah blah. He's just reading the paper. Didn't say a
word. And then they finally you hear the door or whatever. They're like,
oh, yeah, the door is now closed, and he just slowly
left hand lowers his paper and he just offers me a fist to punch out.
Did He really didn't even look at me, just offered me a fist
bump. We fist bump and didn't say a word, just kept going like
the Norm's a gangster. He knew the whole time, but he wants you
to believe that he's just oblivious. But he knows. He's he's thinking about
it. You know, the guy got you and he did it for me
too, because I'm the one wedged up by the damn window. God's great.
Give Norman all right's good? Norman talk draft called Norm? Okay,
He's like, it's not about Norm, though, this is about Tevo.
This adventure, this is an adventure, is an adventure. You're flying to
Milan. You're gonna be in Milan tomorrow and it's Design Week. Some of
the biggest world's biggest celebrities are going to be there. And it's tomorrow night.
You're going to Dave show or no Friday night and what's the today Tuesday?
Amazing location? Where's the interesting Dave in Italy? This is your guy.
You're going this is the one of the biggest adventures of your life.
Is Dave playing in Milan? Okay? So you're in Milan for how many
nights? Would you say? Two? Three? So let's see, so
we get there. I mean it's weird because it's going to be tomorrow.
Some having a hard time getting my grasp on this, but I think three
nights. But we're standing in Lake Como, so lake almost not far from
Milan. So we're saying in Lake Como or near Lake Como. And she
actually did a surprise and booked a round of golf for me Thursday morning.
What Yeah, and then like finagled it to where like she can ride with
but like doesn't have to pay for a round. Yeah, because she doesn't
mind like going if it's like weather's nice and you can take pictures. Yeah,
of course, watch me. And she likes to drive the golf cart.
That sounds amazing, Like, hell, yeah, you're getting golf,
you're dmb. Yeah, this trip for her suddenly turned into a trip all
about me, much like most things in our relationship. What does she get
out of this? Yeah, Kevin, beautiful companionship. I think getting to
hang out with me is quite hot Latin, having quite the reward you guys
can attest. Yeah, for sure, it's something weird. It's something.
Okay. So the concert is the Mulano Forum. Yeah no, yeah,
yeah, yeah, it looks like just a it's a basketball stadium. Yeah,
it's thirteen thousand, two hundred people. Okay, it's on So it's
not like that, like the venue is not on the shores of Lake Como
or anything like that. Crazy. Lake Como was one of the most beautiful
places on the planet. Yeah, that's what I've been told. That is
you check whether weather looks okay, weather looks wonderful. Where are you staying
in Lake Homa, guys going airbnber a hotel weather. That's a great question,
Mike. How do you not know all of it? Which is fine,
by the way, we did. So, like we get engaged in
November. We're not married because of her cold feet. No, we're not
married because of we're just not yet. And but I knew she always wanted
to go to Italy. So once I saw the European Tour day it's around,
I was like, yo, let's go to Italy in April, and
she was like, yeah, it's European Tour dates Italy. Huh, April
would be great, maybe maybe twentieth in between. Masters of the Draft are
you on a one Dave show or two. Don't put two fingers in the
air and not say anything. He's going to dose. Where's the second Dave
show? Okay? I remembered you told me Florence is a cool place to
go, and then I should go to there. Florence is cool. Are
you gonna go see the statue of David? Is it should? I?
I mean yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know anything about this stuff.
It's not a statue of David Matthew. It's the guy whose little penis
is out. That's David r Oh. I would Matthew. I would absolutely
get to that. Well, this dog cut off pigeon toed little dance be
going making the try with the feet golf to Dave Matthews shows. Now did
you plan this with her? Hey, let's go to Europe? And then
the information was later revealed that there were going to be two concerts of your
favorite band and does she even like them? And be honest, did she
do that? Oh? Did you do the Oh my god, Dave's there
when we're there? Oh my god? Who knows? No? No,
no, because I didn't know, and I I think I that hit.
I was like, hey, let's go to this and she's like, really.
But so when Mike and Christina went to Italy two years ago, three
years ago, two years ago, and then you know, at the time,
I worked on the same show as Christina, the Ben Skin Show at
the time, and we you know, talked about it when she got back,
and it was great, talked about a ton, but like it was
one of those things where like I think that probably got her like, oh
my god, these pictures and they're posting middle Italy's I hate that. I
might have ramped up the want to go to Italy. Now. Rocks is
a doer. I'm a homebody for the most part. She was like,
wants to go everywhere, she wants to go do stuff right, And I'm
like, I mean, never really going to fly over the ocean. So
this is you know, this is one of those things. But are you
staying in Italy the whole time? Are you venturing out to other parts of
Europe? Now we're staying So it's basically like six seven days in Italy.
Are you going to Rome? We're going to Rome at some point. I
think it's one of the last places. Okay. Rome is incredible and huge,
It's so big, Uh are you taking a trip up north and going
to uh Venice? We are Venezia. You're not going to Venice. Where's
Venice? At Venice is east of Milan. Yeah, we're not going to
Venice. They're going to Milking make como, big check there. Trained down
to Florence, trained down to Florida, another day of show. You probably
should see the statue of David. I don't know if you care about all
this stuff. And even if you don't, I mean I saw the Sistine
Chapel when I was in Rome, and I'm not massive art guy, but
I absolutely cried and stared at it, and it's you should I didn't see
the statue of David, but I didn't go to Florence. What's the statue
of David? The tiny ding ding? Yeah? So what's so great about
him? I mean, I'm not knowing. I'm not crapping on it.
Trust me. Singing a naked guy with a small penis? Does that will
help you? Put it on the that will help you with penis? Might
as well look at Airbnb mirror. Why do we need to go see David
when I could just get a a tall mirror in my room he's more ripped
at all. I've been working out when are there is there are there some
honkers at that museum? There probably are honkers. Yeah, so you can
see all kinds of nude human pieces. I feel like they're always on those
statues that there's always the statue of David. I know what you're talking about.
But there's always a few others and they're they're all kind of leaning on
each other. It's like three people and one guy's coming out from under another
guy's legs. They were tired that time. We're all very tired. It
was a Goots test, all right. Then after Florence, you were going
past Rome right all the way to where are you going? So we're going.
We're doing roam back. Think room might be rooms are our way out
right, I don't know. So I think we end up down in the
We're doing some Mulfi Coast time. Okay, you Sorrento. Sorrento might be
the your cred more than you do. Because I talked to Roxy for five
minutes the other night. Well, look, she doesn't want to get more
out of her in five minutes, and you do, Kevin out of five
months. Yes, well, look I don't throw it all out there,
all right, I'm a street person. Well, it's a conversation about upcoming
trip. You told the world you couldn't get hard. You're not discreet.
We have a caller lightning fast that okay, can provide. I don't know
if it's a safe air travel or Italy recommendation. Hello caller Bill, So
Hello keV Oh, I have a very real recommendation for you for a restaurant
in Florence. Is this Adam. It's gonna know this is actually the fake
coach of Go Tigers, Okay, but serious recommendation. It's incredibly good and
you're gonna be suspect because I don't know the name of the restaurant. I'm
gonna tell you how to get to it. Now, pay attention. You
put your back to the ponte Vecchio. Not kidding you. Look at two
o'clock. There is an alley. Not kidding. You go to not the
first but the second entrance on the left, and there's a staircase that goes
down. You can thank me when you get back. Okay, Kevin does
have his pen out. You like you like adventures, You like adventures,
But unfortunately he just drew a penis on the peapack to back to the two
o'clock. There's an alley, second left in an alley. It's it's man,
it's awesome. I'm telling you you'll love it. And this is important.
That's in Florence, Flord. The ponte is a bridge and there's two
sides of it. Correct the old bridge. It's the one that faces Theomo.
It's faces it faces Florence the other way. But I will tell you
this. They are right. You need to go see Michelangelo's David. It's
worth the view. There you go, Kevin, thank you, my boy.
Enjoy your trip. Thanks coaching. And this is a nice phone.
CLU. We're all like excited jealous you're so short sighted, you're just worried
about this flight. Well yeah, and look our jokes, our humor,
it's it's it's about us covering up our own jealousy. Yeah, you know.
So if you can't be part of something or get to enjoy it,
what's the next best thing, Well, you piss on whatever the other person
is getting to do that you're not so take this as a compliment. You
don't think we want to be on a flight to today Today? Today is
your day. I give a lot. Today's to sleep on a play.
I think it's one of those. Once you're there, you'll kind of be
slapped in the head with you you only know what you know in this world.
You go all this stuff. It might worked up because he's gonna sound
something. He just says that it could be a great drop at one point.
There's so much in this world that we have no idea about, and
then you go do it. You know, Oh, yeah, well I
didn't. Why did I always like, never want to go. You're gonna
come back a different person. You really are. No, he's not,
No, he will. It's still Kevin Well. But Cavio is going on
this trip. You're getting back to your roots. It's gonna be magical.
It's gonna go by so fast, though. That's why you do some research
before to try to mentally prepare. So I remember to slow down everything because
next thing you know, bam, you're gonna be in a plane, plane
flight back. Slow down, slow down everything. Walk the gelato, take
it in, go for nice walks, walk the cobblestone roads. We even
talk Sorrento. It's gorgeous, the Malfye coasts, Heaven. Yeah, we
got, we'll get. I bought a boat, You got a boat,
a private boat or a little boat tour. Bought a hole and we're selling
back. You bought a whole boat. You're sailing back. Yeah, that's
why I need you to get Norman for a few days. I'm so happy
for you, man Bo You guys, seriously, this is that's amazing.
You're gonna have a really incredible time. I am excited and I think it's
going to be cool and also a little terrified. Well, we know you're
we know you're frightened about the flight, and we joke yesterday, but we
want to help make it easier for you. Oh oh, and we have
coming up next some gifts we're going to give you to help ease your concern,
gifts about your big flight over the very wide, very deep, incredibly
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