Wow, well, don Tony Vanetti, not me. It's these guys living
their life and doing their thing for their country and for the guy next to
them or girl next to him, for sure. But any gender, yes
or whatever gender works. Always look forward to Wednesday's Hero Tony VENETI brings you
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not a big Willie Walker fan. Oh, I don't like it at all.
I was even when I was a kid. When I was a kid,
I liked it, But when I got older, I was like,
it is weird. I was kind of indifferent, licking the wall and stuff.
Well I still do that, right, but it was it was just
weird, right, So then they when they remade it a couple of years
ago with Johnny Deppt, I was like, well, I'm not watching that.
And now they have a prequel, Willy Wonka, where it's a musical
and I'm sure it's done well. Uh, but parents in Scotland stand Scotland
call the cops. Usually parents in Scotland take care of their own business.
They called the cops after an underwhelming Willy Wonka experience. Now I can relate
to this because something like this happened when I worked for a rock station and
they had a computer sale at the fairground. Can I chase the squirrel?
Requite? Sure, chase it. How come the grandpa's laying in bed being
lazy? You know, I'm so sick, But all of a sudden they
get the golden ticket and now he's got all the energy in the world to
go. And you know, yeah, every weekend where I spend way too
much time in bed, yeah, I actually bring him up. Just to
lend on their motivation. There was a story about a woman another squirrel,
and she was on disability, couldn't do anything until she entered a tree throwing
contest and won. I saw that these people are not smart all right.
Parents are so angry at a lackluster Willie Walko inspired experience in Scotland end up
calling the cops. Tickets on to the event cost forty five dollars apiece.
They were promised a paradise of sweet treats, but was nothing more than a
sad, virtually empty warehouse. Now. I remember doing a live broadcast for
one of the rock stations and we had this computer get a get a laptop
for one hundred dollars, get a PC for one hundred and fifty dollars,
and these were you know whatever. So we get there and I walk in
and it's all you've ever been back in the engineering room where they have all
the leftover computers and stuff that are like ten fifteen years old, dust all
over them. Yeah, and they and actually when you turn the computer on
and it makes it sounds like a coffee maker. That's all they had was
this junk and like two tables in all of like the west wing of the
of the fairgrounds. And I called my boss and I said, they're going
we need to pull the van out from here because our callings on it.
They're gonna jump us. I mean, these people they paid money. So
uh yeah, so we did. We actually left that broadcast, but people
trying to rip people out did I did a gig for them that weekend too,
and more importantly, so two stories number one. I did the radio
commercial for him, and when I was reading the copy, you know how
they say, uh VCRs, they'll say something like, you know, uh,
I don't know coffee maker twenty five dollars VCRs ten. They're not saying
ten dollars, are saying ten, as in, we've got ten VCRs for
sale. But it's very deceptive. So anyway, part of my deal was
shocker, we're not gonna pay a cash, We're gonna pay you in trade.
So you'll have two hundred dollars pay. So I walk in there.
I walked in there and there's nothing but crap in your thing. So I
go over and I found like this jeweler that's there selling all this, you
know, fake jewelry, and there was the biggest, gaudiest fake watch I've
ever seen in my life. And I was dating a girl named Bonnie,
you'll remember her, yeah, And it was her birthday, so I bought
her one of these as a gag gift, and I gave it to her
in front of her family. It was so ugly. She was so uncomfortable.
She turned red and start crying. That's why she hated you. So
then I didn't let her off the hook. I said, we didn't like
the big clock. She did still, so I said, yeah, it
probably does. But anyway, I didn't let her off the hook. And
I said, we got go out to dinner tonight. And I was holding
her hand up, showing the showing everybody the restaurant look at her birthday watch.
When the waiter came over, he'd leave us. I'd hold her hand
up and go, we'll be timing you. We''ll be timing you. Well,
she was so uncomfortable, I let it go out. At least she
was a big fan of me. Yeah, so so I let it go
untill that. Oh by the way, if you're missing if you think we're
missing a voice on the show today, we are our very own seaman Johnny
Cruise. He's on an eighty cruise. He just he just texted, uh,
so he is listening. They're driving down to go to this cruise.
So this story is for you, Seeman Johnny, who's actually going to the
sea shipworker reveals what did what to know when your ship has ice cream parties?
Free ice cream parties on the cruises? Okay, ice cream party?
Right? Yes? Yes, yes, meet Dara Star Tucker. What Dara
d A r A? Is that Lara Star Tucker? Dara Star d A
r A Dearra. I want to write Darrah Tucker a poem, but I
don't know what runs with Tucker. It's two rs on the Star, so
I wonder if she's related to Kenneth ken Starr, the old banner President,
the guy that written for not having sex with that woman not having sex with
that woman in the White House. Anyway. The singer who's worked on cruise
ships for years, has revealed the spooky reason that a ship will throw free
ice cream parties. Okay. The singer estimates that out of the four cruises,
at thirty thousand people each cruise, ten people have died on each cruise.
What what? Yes? I thought that was a high number. Two
backup? Okay, thirty thousand people on a boat. That's not true,
not even an aircraft carrier. Aircraft carrier five thousand total her career then,
yes, has to be thirty thousand people total? Correct out the thirty thousand
people. Ten people died. She says, what are you saying? She
says she will Chamberlain's X or something. No, but she says, oh,
are they moving dead bodies in there? The morgue on each ship can
house seven people. After that they start have to move in desserts out of
the freezers to accommodate for the dead bodies. So whenever you're on a cruise
ship and they start offering free frozen desserts, more than likely that's what's going
on. They ripped The Daily Mail reached out the cruise ships for comments on
this. They didn't respond back. However, a crew medic did and said,
yes, I could confirm the morgue in ice cream correlation. Just like
the Goonies, the fat kid smells ice cream. That's how they find the
dead body. Remember Dave, I'm not asking Dwight because he's never seen the
seen it. But you know, I told Susan, we got to watch
this. I gotta see the good. He stopped and goes ice cream.
I haven't seen it for so long, and then they find the dead body
in there. So are these people that are like old and fat and out
of shape, just having heart attacks after a buffet or something. It's got
to be right. Well, I believe that people die on these cruises because
it's exactly right. It's exciting. Plus there's very old people go on these
trips. Man. I got to tell you something though. Yeah, if
Seman Johnny winds up dying on this cruise, ILL feel absolutely horrible because we
could have taken we could have taken on insurance policies on him, or gotten
free ice cream. Maybe Mike Reno will do mouth to mouth Mike Reno from
Lover Boy. What's the Oh yeah, yes, well a morbid facts.
Yeah, Cliffy are our very good friend. That was the prosecutor on the
the bus crash. Yeah, he said they had to use the Kroger.
I mean there was there was like twenty something or thirty something victims, so
they had they didn't have facilities, so Kroger drove their freezer trucks down and
uh and loaded them up. And he said they took a real chance that
Kroger didn't you know, wouldn't you know, get in trouble or whatever.
Like people seeing it on the national news that Kroger is putting dead in these
places where they had food, but that was the only choice they had.
Here's what I'll say about Paul Ridgewowski is every time we've interviewed and we've talked,
if we've talked about that, he knows every single name that was personal
for him, as it should be, as it should be. He knew
every name, he knew parents' names, the whole bit. Well, today
it's February twenty ninth, happy birthday. If you're twenty years old, you're
technically five. Is that right for you? It's a leap here. Tomorrow's
a leap here. Yeah, No, tomorrow's a leap here. Oh so
it's not today. No, today is twenty eighth, homie. You'll hold
this story for tomorrow, man. Yeah, all right, well leap here
the story. You can only do that story every four years. Boy,
that's right. Now. I got a lot of pressure on me. Not
only do I have the pressure of announcing this major guest announcement tomorrow. We
are doing it? Are we doing it? Do you want to do it?
Now? Let's do it. We'll go ahead, get over now here
we go, baby, tomorrow this show only, please welcome our guest at
eleven thirty. Don't see Thomas Howe a ka Tommy, how he's speechless?
I knew you'd be speechless. I got him, baby, I got him.
We mean it. No, I'm serious, baby. You think the
kid can't get things done? I got him, baby, and you two
are speechless. Who's the best booker on the show? Dammit? God?
Uh yeah? Okay, so what does he have to talk about? Okay?
Wait? Man, Look, I took a day off the last time
he was on so I could avoid the whole thing. But now you're throwing
on me twenty four hours before. But what you missed last time is he's
in a mini series with his we we bouncing around with geez. Miss that
you talked about his ding dong. He's not gonna sing, is he.
Best news is he has a new song out for the Love of Pete,
and there's also a way where you can go meet him and watch the outsiders.
What's the name of the new song. It's a secret. It's the
guy looks so old he makes Doc Brown me that way. Man, dude,
what are you talking about on He's only your older than me? Man.
Oh hey, I've got a song. He's gotta wonder why you love
him so much? Because he's gotta wonder like I'm booked again. He's the
one that called me because Eric Roberts ghosted him. Here's his here's his new
song. No, please don't. Eric Roberts and I had a falling out.
Let's just take the reins. I remember, jealousy is not a good
color for you. Here. Hang on, Oh yeah, the guy get
the guy can talk to crows. He's like Mark Singer to him. You
look a little board, tokal crow. We look cruely. It's a lot
like the Chris Farley interviews he's doing on Saturday Live. Remember when you were
in the Outsiders. I think that's a great question. You're really good.
I think he's grown as a vocalist. Here's another in your song stop it.
It's called Gentleman Jack looking for a placement, sponsorships, sh er,
oh boy, I'm promoting his album kill yeah, just because you two are
jealous of Tommy how Yeah. Yeah. This is the sixth time he's been
on the show. Okay, hang on from Karen on Dixie Highway. Oh
my gosh, I can't believe you guys landed Tommy how wait, oh Dwight,
that's not real. Shindy shindy and shyly says, wow, that's why
I listened to the show. Big names like Tommy Howe. Can't wait for
the notice it's women. After the we Wei segment, he's making names up.
Dave, I'm not all right, So you're gonna make your notes for
this wonderful interview tomorrow for the sixth interview with the same guy in your Southern
Comfort hot tub tonight. Probably that's what I'll do because we always listen.
Keep it going, because that's the soundtrack of my Southern hot tub. I
say, honey, get in. We're gonna listen to Tommy Howe and drink
some tequila. Oh yeah. Hey, folks, if you don't have your
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twenty four just to mount away. You get it, getting that hot,
warm water, hit those massage and jets, and it's gonna take the world
away for you. Plus it's a perfect way to reconnect with the ones you
love and listen to the classics, the classics like Tommy Howe. Stop laughing,
man, it's my commercial. Can't wait. What time is the interview?
Oh? So we want to mark this is eleven thirty eastern because I
know when we cover the whole state and somewhere in central time, I do
not want people missing this. It's eleven thirty eastern. Come see your papa,
Come to Papa. Come on, I'll be careful out there. Plus,
it is a lot colder than it has been the last couple of days.
That weather was crazy last night, a lot of lightning and all that,
so it could be some flurries possible a little bit later. So the
temperature dropped about thirty degrees in just a couple of hours. So bundle up
out there. Okay, thank you Uncle Tony. Americans think a thank you.
That's what Dwight says. I don't need a raise. No money is
nothing if I don't get a thank you. A new survey finds that two
in five workers US adults don't feel appreciated by their bosses. Hang on one
a second, Hold on, oh lgna uh huh oh just put it on
my thank you okay? By sixty one percent. Whish they were recognized more
for their work they do. We used we used to have a boss that
had a little post it note and it said work to do w iok.
And he would he would post it on your desk. What did I say?
What to do? Well? Worked like he's did misspelled work to do?
Like oh like a northern accent kind of thing. This guy no stop
yeah so he so yeah, so he would. But I caught his calendar
when he would leave his office. I would normally go around and rifle through
his desk like a good employee. That's how you found out what everybody makes
you. And his little calendar, his calendar was out, and I noticed
that he would pencil in, you know, ten thirty five compliment Tony.
Then the next day it was a complicated compliment Harley whatever. And so I
said, I said, I don't know if that is a good boss or
how cheesy and cheap that is. I do know this because we were working
with Duke Meyer, Louisville's famous duke at the time rhymes with puke. Do
you know how much Duke got paid? Yeah? Twenty thank yous a day.
Wow. I know that's a lot of but he deserved it. He
was the best. If you ask, these people are lying. Everybody wants
to be recognized, But I would not take that over money, of course
not. I don't know. While fifty two percent would like to get that
appreciation in the form of a raise, even more fifty five percent would prefer
having a personalized form of gratitude at worked than a raise. I don't get
either. D five percent, I don't get either. These are gen Z
Baristas? Right? Did I make that coffee right? Please tell me I
made the coffee right? Please? Please tell me. I don't know a
second. Please don't stop call the prostate. Stop called the prostate Portle.
This is not with that prostate. You like that one kid in class.
I have to disrupt everything. Let me pour my drink. If you're just
joining us, we will remind you that Tommy Howe will be our guest.
To me, our Tommy how Let me control my emotions. What's the matter
with you, dude? I book an a lister and both of you guys
are all down in the mouth talking around. I'm literally just gonna go hey,
talk about the outsiders, and then push away. The guy was in
so Man too. Okay, it's probably not a good thing to remember.
Hey Tommy, you remember so Man? Yeah? Well you I'm going to
work on jud Nelson. Uh oh lord, oh my gosh. Why does
he always got to one up me? These include one on one conversations,
fifteen percent, being recognized as employee of the month. Remember when they did
that to the old building. I know how I'll raise morale. We'll having
an employee of the month parking spot nine. Want a firm handshaken? Thank
you, sir. I would take sexual favors from certain bosses. What about
a Jelly of the month club? That's good too. Winning a team based
award five percent or shout out on messaging apps? Wait wait, walk in
from work and your wife goes, honey, how to go today? Do
we have enough money to move me moll into the proper home. No,
not necessarily, but we did get this team award right here and a shout
out on Facebook. I think we all want to pad on the back every
once in a while. We've just gotten so used to just not getting any
of that stuff. You just move on. Would you rather have a swat
on the rear end? If it was done playfully, it's different who's doing
the swating? I am came here. How you try to support a guy?
All right? How about this? How about a baronel's peach? If
I said, you know what, here's a Baronel's pizza, that's a great
reward. Now you're getting somewhere. If you want to inspire employees, here's
what you do, baby, You have a Baronel's pizza party that wins him
over time. Why are you talking to Okay, first, it's Tommy Howe.
They do now make fun of that. They're like, oh, the
business was two million dollars off. Guess what the employees get a pizza day
or an ice cream social Say you're welcome, Say you're welcome. I'll take
a Baronel's pizza over raise any damn day, baby too. Well, because
of course it is the biggest pizza you're gonna find, best pizza in the
universe. NASA scientists they've been trying to recreate the Mama Cares for forty years.
They've been trying. One guy jumped out of the window. He was
so frustrated. His name was Frank, But anyway, I digressed. Listen.
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If you don't like pizza, no sweat. They have salads, they have
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honey, how can we afford the new HVAC system? Well no, but
I gotta thank you at work today. Well you can't just say thank you
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go home and say to your wife, which she says, did you call
the h FAT guy or the plumber? And you go yep. And then
you can look at the camera, wink at me and go thanks Tony,
and hopefully she says legitimately like you did. Two four four ninety nine,
ninety nine. Legitimately, balldre air all right back after this news radio eight
forty wha. It didn't have to squeeze it, but you did. But
you did, but you did, and I thank you. Enjoy this podcasters,