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Ghazara and music Episode two. Black
Bears, Yes, Bears, black bears

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beats. I'm gonna tell you how
black bears sometimes kill people. So right,

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are you gonna go? Bouser a
not to go? I know copyright

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God forbid Rain Wilson southe us.
Yeah, it might be a good way

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to meet them. Oh, I
would love that. Anyways, this week

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we're talking about black bears. This
is the species. Like I said in

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the previous episode, we have probably
the most experience with firsthand, me just

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as a biologist who lives in New
Hampshire and tells people daily how to not

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get attacked by a black bear,
or just how to not have their animals

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be attacked by black bears, which
I'm more than happy to go into later,

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but we're going to start with some
different stories about bear attacks. Nick,

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what experience do you have with black
bears. No, we're near as

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much as you do. I don't
have the scientific background in them, but

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I do spend a lot of time
outside. I've gone to Yosemite a few

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times, where there are black bears
everywhere, and you know, like I

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am a big fan, so I
try to have as much interaction with them

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safely as I possibly can. And
I've never been attacked, so clearly I'm

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doing good. Well. Yeah,
and I think an important thing to note

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too is your chances of being injured
by a injured, not even killed injured

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by a black bear are one out
of two point one million according to National

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Yuik Geographic pretty slim chance that one's
even gonna hurt you. Yeah, no,

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And I do know that in Yosemite, majority of the bears that get

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moved, they get moved from rummering
around into trash cans. There they don't

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really have any interaction with people,
but you know, once they start getting

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too comfortable, they start to move
them away. Yeah. And according to

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bear dot org they are roughly this
website, they're roughly eight hundred thousand black

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bears in North America and on average, they kill less than one person a

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year, according to bear dot org. So do they kill like their leg?

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Do they kill? All? Right, well, we're not going to

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get into it. Okay, I
hate talking about my mouth so or I

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hate doing that. What percentage of
people do they kill? Just their soul?

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A lot of things kill my soul
every day. So you're more likely

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to be killed by lightning, dogs, or a cow than a black bear

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in that order. In that order, lightning kills more people a year than

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dogs. Isn't that weird? Yeah? It is definitely is Is that just

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in North America? Is that like
worldwide? Worldwide? Wow? I believe.

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Although yeah, I mean, dogs
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Like, we're not going to count
that. I know it's ext thing.

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Deer kill people because the takes that
fall off and kill people. Yeah,

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or you hit them with your car. That's all bears are waiting.

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No moose, We'll get there.
We'll get the moose. So the first

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story I have for you today,
because the ones I have are like pretty

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short, so we might be able
to mention a few. The stories I

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have are from bear attacks, their
causes and avoidance. The book by Steven

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Herret pretty straightforward title. So the
first story that I have for you today

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is a brutal one, and it's
the story of carol Anne palm Eranky near

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Salt Saint Marie, Michigan on July
seventh, nineteen forty eight. She lived

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in a cabin with her parents and
brother Allan. It was July seventh,

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it was a hot day, and
Carol Anne was playing outside in the yard

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by herself, which is according to
her mom, pretty normal. So in

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the book, the mother is listed
as Missus Arthur Palmeranki, which gave me

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pause because I'm like, is her
name Arthur? Is that the name of

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her husband, and it was like
a you know when they introduce people at

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weddings as mister and missus his name? Is that all she gets in this

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book? I think that's all she
gets in this book. That's awful.

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It's nineteen forty whatever. Really,
that's no excuse to be misogynistic. It

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is not, but it's the way
it was back then. Well I don't

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like it. Can't change history.
So was go by Missus Palmerinsky Carol's mom

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Carol, Yeah, so anyways,
July seventh, nineteen forty eight. I

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mean she also, I guess deserves
to be that guy's wife whatever, hung

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up on. Yeah. So it's
two thirty pm and Carol's mom was in

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the kitchen with her friend, Missus
Merlin Summers, which is a name that

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I love. That's a good name. Is Merlin her husband's name or her

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name? I don't know, but
Merlin's also a pretty cool bird, So

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I'm gonna go with that. Her
and Missus Merlin Summers were hanging out in

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the kitchen about four feet from the
back door. Missus Summers was facing the

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rear of the room and couldn't see
outside, and Alan, their son,

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was playing in the basement. And
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could at least see at the window
while she was like doing dishes and cleaning

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and whatnot, so she you know, had eyes on her at least a

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little bit. Her first indication that
something was wrong was when she heard Carol

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scream. So she immediately runs to
the back door, which was open,

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but the screen was closed. Looks
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also, she's three years old.
She's three. Little Carol Anne is

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kneeling in front of the door and
has her hand on the door, and

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right behind her, a bear is
walking up the porch. It growled,

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showed its teeth, and what I'm
assuming is in an instant grabbed Carol Anne

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in its mouth and pulled her off
the porch. It pulled her to the

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ground, picked her up by her
arm in its mouth and went into the

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woods. And at this point,
Missus Summers the friend pulls Carol's mother from

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the door and shuts it and shuts
the inside door. I cannot for the

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light. It makes me so angry
when I read it, and I feel

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bad casting any judgment, but like, don't shut the door, open the

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door and go after it. I
would agree, but when when you're in

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shock like that, you don't.
She's more about her own survival. She

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doesn't care about the mom, she
doesn't care about the daughter. She just

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I mean, she's in shock,
she's panicking. No whatever. Carol's mom

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runs for her husband's pistol, a
thirty two to twenty Colt revolver. Nice.

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I know, I'm really into revolvers, would love one, but maybe

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not to go after a bear.
No. She was obviously panicking and couldn't

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load it. So she runs to
the door, but obviously the bear is

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gone and she has no direction of
where it went, so she calls the

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ranger station and they all gathered up
as soon as they can and went to

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the woods to look for the bear. And the rest of it's pretty gruesome

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if you're of the faint of heart. There's parts that you shouldn't listen to.

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But we're only going to ever talk
about the bits that are important.

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We're not here to like shock anybody
or anything. We can assume some of

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the worst stuff problem. Yeah,
exactly soon after Carol was dragged away,

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she also called her husband and they
organized the search party, and the party

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was headed by Alex van Luvin,
another great name who was a former state

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trapper, but he was badly recognized
as a competent woodsman. So they were,

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you know, they felt that they
were in good hands trying to track

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it down. The next bit is
from an account of his taken that day.

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Alex van Lubin drives to his home
to get his tracker dog Tower.

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I don't know what breed Tower is
that I want to know everything about him.

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Anyways, no one except three men
had gone into the woods as searchers,

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and he, Alex van Lubin,
told them to wait until he got

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back with his dog. He gets
back with Tower and tells the guys to

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stay behind him, and they set
out. He traveled west from the cabin,

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and you know, since no one
could get a peg on where the

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bear had gone, and approximately one
hundred yards west the cabin, the dog

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scented the bear and just started taking
off. So they follow the dog for

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about sixty yards, and the men
were starting to discover blood spots and picked

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up one of Carol's shoes, and
they noticed in this one spot that the

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leaves had been disarranged, and that's
when the dog pulled very strongly northwest and

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for about one hundred and fifty feet
until they discovered Carol's body. She was

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face up. She had her head
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Part of her clothing was still there. It was like weird to them

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because it was kind of untouched.
The clothing. It was like a little

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tattered, but like, it's not. The bear ripped her apart, you

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know, it completely removed her abdomen
and all of her like innerds were gone.

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Both of her legs were eaten away
to the bone. There was no

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blood evidence, and the leg bones
were very clean and visible. She had

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some deep gashes on her head and
neck, but there was little damage to

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her face. It was, you
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this abdomen. A short while later, they discovered a one hundred and twenty

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five pound black bear and shot it. Now, if you're imagining a bear

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big enough to take a child,
how big would you assume it would be?

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Oh? Three girls, not that
big. I wouldn't imagine it's huge.

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That's a bear the size of me. That is not a big bear.

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No, I don't think a bear
would have to be very big to

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take a three year old. Yeah, maybe the size of your little pop

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Swarer here swears eighty pounds that even
that, I think it would be more

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than enough to take. He's pure
muscle. He's different. They found the

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bear that they assumed killed Carol,
did the knee cropsy on it and confirmed

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that there were bits of Carol inside. And I think the important thing to

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mention about why we talked about,
you know, the condition her body was

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found in is because that's pretty classic
for black bears. They'll you know,

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take out the intestines and eat those
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All of it led to it being
a black bear kill, which makes

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sense. So it wasn't like the
bear took her and then I don't know,

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somebody murdered her, so it would
be even wilder story. That'd be

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a very bad day. I mean, it was horrible. Anyways, after

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you know, checking up on the
bear, they found out it was very

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thin, but there was nothing else
abnormal, like it wasn't rabbit or anything.

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What time of year was this July? He said it was July seventh,

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so like the bear should have been
fattening up a little. It was

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before blueberry season, so it's probably
spring. Yeah, so you know their

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main food source isn't out yet,
so that's when they're pretty desperate. Okay,

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I mean, like I said,
I don't want to bash the mom

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too hard, but it's not hard
to deter black bears. So if she

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had fought at all, there's a
chance she could have stopped Carolyn for being

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like fully dragged away. Yeah.
I mean, who knows. Carolyne could

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have been dead as soon as she
hit the ground, so maybe it wouldn't

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have stopped her from dying, but
it could have stopped her from being hauled

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away. Yes, and I'm sure
having a child eaten is a little more

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than just I would assume, so
not a mom, but not a mom,

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but I would assume it gets a
little more traumatic one. Yeah.

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Yeah, and there's not a lot
carol Anne could have done differently. She's

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not doing it. Yeah. So
as an example of how little, well

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not how little you need to do
to deter a bear, but ways to

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save yourself, yeah, ways to
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things. Another story in this book
by Stephen Herrero is this ten year old

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girl. They don't have a name
for her, but it was September first,

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nineteen seventy six, and she was
attacked and injured by a black bear

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in British Columbia, near Williams Lake. A account of the attack says that

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this girl was playing by a creek
and she was carrying a water bucket up

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back to her hut. I don't
know where this girl's parents was. Was

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she living in the woods? Bear
herself? I really don't know. I

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hope. I mean, hey,
she is killing it. She's bringing a

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water bucket up back to her hut, and when she notices a bear approaching

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her, a black bear, she
drops the bucket and grabs an axe laying

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nearby, hits the bear twice,
and then starts running for the house.

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This bear was like all right,
and followed her, swatted her and knocked

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her down, but she still managed
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It tried to follow her inside,
but with some quick thinking, she remembered

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that she had a pot of boiling
water and grabbed it and threw in the

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bear's face, and that was enough
to get the bear to give up.

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Yeah. I mean if I got
boiling water on my face, I would

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probably run away to Yeah, And
you know, she got some broken ribs,

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but no one died that day,
So that's a wind for everybody.

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Your ten year old kick can do
it. You came too. Thankfully she

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had a pot of boiling water with
her. It's a lot of people don't

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when they're out in the woods.
Yeah, I don't think when you're hiking

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you carry a pot of boiling water. I enjoy my tea, so actually

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I do have one, you know, a little tea maker in my backpack.

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You have a teamaker, a hot
yeah, shut your mouth, all

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right, but yeah, I mean
the point is if a bear is coming

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at you fight it with everything that
you got. Black bears are historically big

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fat babies, So quote me on
that flat bears are big fat babies bfbs.

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And what you've told me is that
they are more known for attacking for

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predation than they are for protecting their
young. Yes, And I mean we'll

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get into we'll get into grizzlies in
later episodes. But ninety percent of black

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bear attacks, like rough attacks,
are predaceous. So that's the main difference

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with them and grizzlies is grizzlies,
you're way more likely to be attacked because

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it's a mother protecting your cub and
so it's defensive. But yeah, for

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black bears, it's they're trying to
eat you. So this is where it

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comes in, where when a black
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dead. So the whole story of
playing dead when you're being attacked by a

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bear, do not do that with
black bears because they was start eating you

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if they you're dead. Well it
depends, right, So I mean,

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I guess that's why bear biologists don't
really use that adage like, oh,

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play with a grizzly, not with
the black bear, because it really depends.

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Like if there's a grizzly that's persistent
coming for you and it's like an

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adult male, it's not protecting its
cubs, it's probably gonna I mean,

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it doesn't have to be predaceous.
But anyways, it's circumstantial. So like

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use context clues. You don't have
to be a bear expert or a biologist

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to understand when an animal is trying
to kill you and when it is uncomfortable

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with how close you are to it. So that's kind of the difference.

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And you know a lot of people
will call me and hey, there's a

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mother black bear with cubs I'm worried
because I know that I shouldn't get near

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them. It's really not the case
with black bears. For example, there's

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in Stephen's book, there's cases of
people trapping black bear cubs and the mom

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just like either hangs around the area
or is like, okay, you got

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them. Sorry now. Yeah,
there's not a lot of threat there the

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black bear. Not that they're not
good moms, but like they just they're

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not as you know, aggressive as
grizzly moms. Yeah, there's only one

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case I could find, according to
wide openspaces dot com, between nineteen ninety

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seven and twenty seventeen, that was
actually caused by a mother bear, and

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it was this woman named Glinda Ann
Bradley, and she was killed but also

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partially consumed in two thousand by a
mother bear in her cub in the Great

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Smoky Mountain National Park. So it's
unclear in that case too, whether it

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was initially defensive or if it was
predacious from the get go. But I

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think it's important in that case to
highlight the fact that they did start to

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eat her. So it's totally possible
the mom bear was like, hey,

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uh, maybe we'll just eat this. So yeah, who knows, but

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you know, in contrast to grizzlies, black bear attacks are extremely rare in

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national parks, and the issue there, like you were saying early on,

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is they just become so habituated to
people and eating trash and that's when they

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become problem bears. But the bears
that are eating people are bears that live

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not around a lot of people.
Yeah, like National Park bear is not

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going to they're eating the trash,
they're eating all the stuff with the campsites.

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They don't need to kill a human
for food, and they know that

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they're not going to be killed by
humans. They know they're not really part

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of the food chain there, so
they're not worried about a human coming killing

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their babies. It's just not really
a thing. Yeah, these are bad

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examples of bears. Like so for
me, like I said, I've been

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in Yosemite, I can't really use
my experiences there to say, oh,

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every black bear in the world is
going to be like this. It's just

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not logical. Now I've seen black
bearries with cubs that are hanging out thirty

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feet from people because they're just used
to being around people and they're not worried

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about it. Exactly. But if
I ran too the woods out here and

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I see a black bear in a
mother like like you said, it's not

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gonna be an issue. But I
don't imagine they're gonna be as calm as

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the other ones were. Yeah,
I mean I don't live in like that

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role of an area. But yeah, black bears are way more likely to

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be habituated to people. And like
you were saying about the National Park thing,

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I mean, black bears are omnivorous
and can eat anything, like they

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love berries. They very rarely will
actually like hunt things actively and put in

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that much ever fruit stuff. So
it's not I mean, it's not like

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grizzlies where they're like hunting down deer
or elk CAFs and you know, fishing

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for trout and stuff like that.
So black bears don't need to expend the

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extra energy to kill us. So
why would they. Yeah, A lot

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of the issues I have when people
call me is you know, I'm sitting

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on my porch and this black bear
just walked into my yard and I yelled

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at it, and it's not doing
anything. Can you come remove it?

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One? No, we will not
do that. No, it's a such

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a rare circumstance for a bear to
be moved, because you have to remember

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so much time and money goes into
that. You have to find the right

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bear, tranquilize it, have a
vet to make sure that it has the

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right dosage of that, transport it
somewhere where you're assuming it won't be somebody

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else's problem, and hope and pray
that the bear doesn't just walk right back,

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because that is a thing that happened
here in New Hampshire. It was

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a case in Hanover a few years
ago with this bear that they named Mink,

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and she was going to be put
down because she kept she was a

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nuisance and you know, kept killing
livestock and stuff like that. And instead

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of killing her, the governor,
you know, people made us think about

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it, and the governor was like, you know what, just move her

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up to Pittsburgh, New Hampshire,
which is the very tip super rule.

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So they move her. What happens
next, She's just been going to town

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and do the same thing. She
walked back all the way back to the

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She walked all the way back to
Hanover, which is like hundreds of miles

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and really impressive. I mean,
so think about it, like she knew

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where there was a good food source, and she knew what to do,

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and she lived out her natural life
in Hanover and they just were like,

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well, well she's part of the
town now. Yeah. Ye, she

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since passed away, but she loved
to be a very old bear. But

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my point in saying that is like, if a bear is coming into your

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yard and isn't afraid of you,
no one's gonna move it. The point

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is you need to harass bears,
and specifically black bears. If they're habituated

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to people, they don't care that
you're yelling at them. You have to

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make loud, unexpected noises with airhorns, you know, firing off guns,

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things like that, and you have
to be persistent. That is the key,

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being persistent. It's very easy to
live with black bears. And you've

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probably been around so many black bears
and just never noticed it because they chose

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to not bother you. That's just
my two cents about it. I could

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go on and on and on and
on about black bears. Well this is

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by way of the podcast, so
you can go on and on and on

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about black bears, because we have
just gone on and on and on between

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ourselves and we're like, you know
what, more people need to hear it.

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The next story is about a woman
named Cynthia Doosal Bacon. Come on,

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it's a good name. Dousal Bacon, dost hyphen Bacon. Oh,

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so which one is her name?
Is it Bacon? Well maybe her parents.

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Oh that's a thing sometimes nineteen seventy
seven, Cynthia Dusal Bacon, You

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done? Yeah, all right.
It's August of nineteen seventy seven and Cynthia

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it's headed to the Yukon tanana uplands
of Alaska with five other geologists just to

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do some work. And when they
do this work, they're in the wilderness,

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there is nothing, and they work
alone, which probably stopped after this.

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But anyways, she hadn't seen a
lot of fire activity before. She'd

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seen two grizzlies. But like she
kind of just you know, did her

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thing, got in, got out, and you know, tried to do

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her best to remain aware of the
bears. She made a lot of noise

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when she walked, and you know, that's the thing. We'll talk about

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a lot with grizzlies. So on
this day, August thirteenth, nineteen seventy

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seven, she gets off the helicopter
piloted by Ed Spencer, who he'll come

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in later. She was descending down
a ridge for several hundred yards and you

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know, she was moving looking at
some rocks and suddenly heard a loud crash

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behind her in the bushes. So
she turned around just in time to see

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a black bear step out of the
bush about ten feet away from her.

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And initially she thought like, oh, a bear. I better do what's

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right, and then realized, oh, it's just a black bear. All

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I have to do is make noise, like I don't have to worry about

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you know, if it's a grizzly, what do I do? Do I

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play dead that kind of thing.
She thought she had it in the bag

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tried to start scaring it away,
so she yelled at it. She was

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saying, get out of here,
go away, in a very commanding voice,

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and the bear just kind of looked
at her, and she clapped.

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She yelled louder, but the bear
just kind of stayed there, staring.

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Instead of running away, it began
slowly walking towards her, watching her,

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and she was waving her arms,
clapping, yelling even more, and none

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of it was making a difference to
this black bear, so she took a

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step back and managed to get some
elevation on it. But by this time

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the bear had reached the trail that
she was on, so it looked up

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the hill in the direction in which
she had come, and then looked back

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at her again, almost like,
you know, is there anyone behind you?

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Nope, okay, And after that
the bear darted behind an outcrop and

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the next thing she remembers is being
hit from behind and she was thrown forward,

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landed face down, arms spread out. She remembers playing dead because she

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had heard that playing dead would cause
an attacking bear to lose interest. But

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instead of hearing the bear run away, she felt it pierce into her right

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shoulder, biting really deep down,
and it started shaking her, like holding

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it in her mouth, holding her
in its mouth, shaking her. And

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after a few minutes of playing dead, she realized, there is no way

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that is going to make a difference
to this bear. Her next thought was,

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Okay, I have a radio in
my pack. I can call out

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to somebody. Although the bear was
attacking her right arm, she still had

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her left arm that was free and
not damage. She tried to reach out

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with her left hand in her backpack
to grab her walkie talkie, but realized

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that the flap that was like buckled
the radio in was preventing her from getting

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it out because it was really secure
in there. This sudden movement of her

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left arm caused the bear to start
a whole new flory of attacks, biting

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and tearing apart her right arm again. She said she was completely conscious of

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her flush being torn, but the
sensation was more like numb and horrified rather

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than how this hurts. Yeah,
she was just in shock, all that

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adrenaline going, You're not gonna feel
a thing. So she's just thinking,

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well, now I'm not going to
be able to call for help, and

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unless this bear decides to leave me
alone, I'm dead, which is really

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clear thought for someone who's being mauled
by a black bear. After chewing on

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her right arm and her right shoulder, it began to bite her head and

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tear at her scalp, and she
remembers hearing the horrible crunching sound of it

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biting into her skull. Then thought
this is it, Like this is the

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worst way to go, Like I'm
being eaten by a bear. Then the

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bear clammed its jaws into her and
began dragging her by her right arm down

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the slope through some brush, which
is not great. As we talked about

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before, they're dragging you somewhere to
keep you, you know, we talked

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about Carol's case. It had buried
her a little bit and like disturbed some

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leaves because it was going to come
back. So it pulled her along the

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ground over rocks and through brush,
which is like so brute, extra brutality

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added on to it by the bear. And then once it got her to

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a spot that it liked, it
walked four feet away, sat down and

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just watched her like it was just
taking a break. So she was like,

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all right, this is my next
chance. If I moved slowly enough,

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I can probably grab my radio.
So her left arm still intact,

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she slides it over to where her
radio was and was relieved to find that

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the latch that was like attaching her
radio into her backpack had been broken,

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assuming from the bear's claws, so
she was able to get the radio out,

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use her left hand to her mouth
to loudly say into the radio,

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ed, this is Cynthia, come
quick, I'm being eaten by a bear.

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Because she was very aware you're past
the attack point. You're in the

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process of being eaten. Eaten.
She repeated her message, like ed,

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I'm just down the hill from where
you left me. But by the time

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she got to that point, the
bear got off its feet, ran over

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to her and started tearing apart her
left arm. Would just imagine getting that

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call with the radio, just like
no real quick yours a pilot probably just

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chilling in the helicopter. I don't
know what you would do back in nineteen

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seventy seven, you know, plane, Sudoku or some stuff. Napping,

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napping, Yeah, and all of
a sudden you have your coworker screaming that

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they're being eaten by a bear.
So anyways, so the bear starts tearing

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apart her left arm and spoiler,
when she was found there was literally no

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flesh on her left arm between her
shoulder and her elbow. At that point,

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she was like, well, I
did what I can. All I

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could do is radio in That's it. She was worried because she hadn't extended

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the antenna on her radio, so
she wasn't even sure if it was going

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to work, if the message was
just going to get across, and she

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was down a ravine there was a
lot of ridges around them, a lot

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of brush, so she was like, the odds of them even seeing me

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if they fly the helicopter over is
pretty slim. So she started screaming at

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this point as the bear tore into
her left arm and her left shoulder and

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it was just gonna eat her no
matter what she tried to do. And

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then it started tearing at her backpack, which was like relief for her because

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it gave her a break, you
know, And it was like crunching the

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cans in her bag, you just
tearing it open, and she thought,

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Okay, at least my arms are
being given a break. And all she

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could think of as she was laying
face down on her stomach with her arms

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torn apart, with this animal on
top of her, was how much that

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she wanted to live and wanted to
go home to her husband, Charlie,

409
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,759
of only five months, and she
said, how tragic it would be to

410
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,200
end it all three days before I
turned thirty one. Oh my god,

411
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,039
I know, And she said it
was about ten minutes of the bear like

412
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:36,359
going into her pack and whatnot before
she heard the faint helicopter sound the distance

413
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,000
and it started to come closer and
seemed to circle her but not passed directly

414
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:44,319
over her. But then she heard
it going away and thought, was it

415
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,599
just a routine pass, like is
someone else, you know, being dropped

416
00:26:47,599 --> 00:26:51,079
off or brought to a different area? Did anyone even hear me? And

417
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,799
the bear didn't care it Like her, the helicopter was like, whatever,

418
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,880
I'm still going through this backpack.
Do you know what the terrain she's in?

419
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,240
And is she like in a forest
really hard to see her? Or

420
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,240
are they on like a yeah,
I mean she's in like it's a wooded

421
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,839
area. So even though they saw
it, even if she calls them,

422
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,240
like, they don't know the exact
spot, like exactly, they just know

423
00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:14,279
the area. So there is flying
over hoping to see something of her.

424
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:15,839
Yeah, you know, as she's
having this crisis in her head like oh

425
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,319
my god, did they hear me? Can they see me? She hears

426
00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:22,359
the helicopter coming back, circling and
getting close to her, and she's flat

427
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,440
on her face. She can't see
anything, like she can't even wave her

428
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:30,279
arms or anything to get their attention. But this time she was sure she

429
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,440
was to be rescued because they hovered
directly over her in a few seconds,

430
00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:37,160
it was silent, no bear.
The bear wasn't on her, but she

431
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:41,480
also couldn't hear the helicopter. They
left her again. The helicopter left her

432
00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:45,640
again, but then she also sends
like the bear is not next to me

433
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,200
anymore, Like it's quiet. The
helicopter's gone, but so is the bear.

434
00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:52,559
And assume that the sound of the
helicopter frightened it away. So for

435
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:56,160
about ten more minutes she sat in
silence, and then heard the calicopter coming

436
00:27:56,319 --> 00:28:00,400
again, and it was fast and
directly towards her, and in just a

437
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,839
few seconds it was right above her, and she started kicking her legs and

438
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,200
then heard the helicopter move towards the
crest of the ridge for what she thought

439
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:10,920
was like it was landing, and
then she heard the engine shut down,

440
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:15,039
voices people yelling for her, and
she started yelling back, but the trees

441
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,799
were thick and she kind of blended
in like with the uniform she had on.

442
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,440
But luckily ed the pilot spotted her
and called out to two other women

443
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,599
geologists to come help him, and
they carried her up the hill to the

444
00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:30,519
backseat of the helicopter. You know, besides the trauma to her arms,

445
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:34,240
her head was clear, she was
breathing good, her insides were all intact,

446
00:28:34,599 --> 00:28:37,799
and she thought to herself, I'll
have to do is keep calm and

447
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,319
let the doctors fix me. So
anyways, she survived, and long story

448
00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:47,880
short, and after several months of
hospitalization, she was able to state quote,

449
00:28:48,119 --> 00:28:49,400
the bites on my head have healed, and my hair is grown back

450
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,160
and covers the scars completely. My
right side is covered with my new skin.

451
00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:56,799
My left stump is strong and has
good range of motion. Oh my

452
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:02,599
god, I'm fitted with artificial and
I'm ready to resume my interrupted life as

453
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,079
both wife and geologist. It'll be
difficult for me to operate a workable arm

454
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:08,960
on my right side where I have
no stump, and to manage the use

455
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,960
of an arm and hook on the
other side where I have no elbow.

456
00:29:12,279 --> 00:29:15,920
But with practice, I know that
I will eventually be able to make my

457
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:18,759
prosthetic device and my feet and my
mouth do many of the things my hands

458
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,880
did for me before. I plan
to continue my job with the US Geological

459
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,000
Survey. Both Charlie and I have
loved our work there, and our colleagues

460
00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:30,640
have been tremendously supportive of me throughout
the ordeal. I am determined to lead

461
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,319
as normal a life as possible.
I know that there are certain limitations I

462
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:37,319
can't get around having to rely on
artificial arms, but I'm certainly going to

463
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:40,480
do the best I can with all
I have left. And that's a lot.

464
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:44,720
What a gee. So she is
the most badass person on the planet,

465
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,640
big old badass, but she's a
bob. She is a bob.

466
00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:52,799
I can't imagine being that positive after
something like that and just like that clear

467
00:29:52,839 --> 00:29:55,799
headed as you're being maled. Yeah, you know, it's just like,

468
00:29:55,839 --> 00:29:57,160
oh, well, this is what
it is, this is happening. Here

469
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,640
are my options yep. I mean
you really don't have many at that is.

470
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,799
She did probably everything she could once
she's already being attacked, Like yeah,

471
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:07,799
and I think it's important. You
know. The reason I want to

472
00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:11,880
tell this story is because she tried
to play dead and this is what happened.

473
00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:14,960
Like, if a black bear is
attacking you and it is trying to

474
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,559
eat you and like fighting into you, you fight it back because black bears,

475
00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:22,799
like I was saying earlier, they
don't put in that much effort for

476
00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:25,440
their kills. And if you were
putting up a lot of a fight and

477
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,759
they think that there's more risk than
reward, they're going to bail. Yep.

478
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,759
So just fight as much as you
can use what's around you and try

479
00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:34,920
to keep as I mean, I
can say this as a person who hasn't

480
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,480
been attacked by a black bear.
Try to keep as clear ahead as you

481
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:41,000
can. Like she did, Like
she did, and she got out of

482
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:45,119
it because she was able to radio
think of her options and know that,

483
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,440
you know, even after everything was
said and done, technology exists to help

484
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:52,119
her lead as most of a normal
life as possible. It's exactly seventy seven

485
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,279
you said, right, like,
Yeah, I can't even really imagine what

486
00:30:56,319 --> 00:31:00,640
the prosthetic world was like back then, but I don't imagine it was very

487
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,640
Yeah, it wasn't very advanced.
Yeah. So she's like, oh,

488
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,599
yeah, I got a a mannequin
arm. Now we're good. I'll figure

489
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,160
it out. Yeah, like a
robot arm. I would also be a

490
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,599
bob in the situation, a big
old bitch, and that would would not

491
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,599
have the same reaction. I truly
bashed my knee on like a couch,

492
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,880
and I'm like, oh my god, this is the worst pain anyone's ever

493
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,519
felt. As we'll talk about probably
every episode your your cat messes you up

494
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:29,279
and you cry, so, hey, she hasn't done it lately. Sure,

495
00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:33,519
you know insummation scare bears instead of
care bears scare bears. I like

496
00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:37,440
this. Yeah, I just want
to reiterate how hard it was for us

497
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,599
to even find those stories because of
how rare it is for black bears to

498
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,079
attack and try to kill people.
I was thinking about that, like it

499
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,240
really is, like you have to
go back into the thirties or forties,

500
00:31:48,279 --> 00:31:52,039
but was I even remember, but
like we couldn't find attacked. Yeah,

501
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:53,559
seventies, that same thing, like
who cares, it was all back then,

502
00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:59,440
But we couldn't find anything like remotely
that violent recently. Like well,

503
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,759
yeah, so there were there's one
case in New Hampshire two or three years

504
00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:05,839
ago, but it wasn't a predacious
attack. It was a woman left her

505
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,839
door open at night and she had
bird seed because she fed all the animals,

506
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,079
and the bear walked into her house
in the night, so she heard

507
00:32:13,079 --> 00:32:15,880
it. She was in a wheelchair
also, so she rolled out into her

508
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,960
living room. The bear was there. The door was closed behind it,

509
00:32:19,359 --> 00:32:22,720
so it like mauled her. Yeah, I like ripped her face off,

510
00:32:22,759 --> 00:32:25,039
I'm pretty sure. So, like
cases like that, it's because the bear

511
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:29,759
is cornered. A black bear's instinct
is to turn and run up a tree,

512
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,799
but if you have it cornered somewhere, it's obviously going to defend itself

513
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:35,519
like a person would. And in
her case, it was obviously a super

514
00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:37,039
unfortunate that she was in a wheelchair, so there's not a lot she could

515
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:40,759
do to protect herself and like get
away. So but that's such a rare

516
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:45,480
case. And the last case of
someone being killed by a black bear in

517
00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:49,640
New Hampshire was in the seventeen hundreds, so clearly. Yeah. And you

518
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,200
know people always call me and say, oh, well, you're not going

519
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,759
to come remove this bear from me, I'm just supposed to let it eat

520
00:32:53,759 --> 00:32:58,319
my children. Well, no,
if black bear's eight children, you'd hear

521
00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:01,000
about it. I mean, obviously
we talked Carol earlier on, but she

522
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:05,720
lives somewhere where black bears weren't used
to people. The bears that are in

523
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:07,279
your neighborhood eating out of your bird
feeders, which you should take down,

524
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,599
by the way, they don't want
to eat your kids. They're just lazy

525
00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:15,079
and trying to eat trash and bird
seed. Also, on that note,

526
00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:20,240
it's not fair for you to uproot
an animal's life and move it somewhere else,

527
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:23,200
or to kill an animal simply because
you fear it because you don't know

528
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,279
a lot about it. If you
are so afraid of black bears or any

529
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:30,720
other animal that we talk about that
you are, it's like stopping you from

530
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,519
living your life. You know,
Like people will call me and say,

531
00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:34,839
I haven't gone in my backyard because
I'm afraid of black bears, or I

532
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,319
don't sit on my porch anymore.
Go to therapy, and I'm not saying

533
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:40,799
that in a derogatory way. I
also go to therapy for different phobias I

534
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:45,839
have. There's a thing called exposure
therapy for a reason. Go look at

535
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:47,680
pictures of black bears, look up
facts about them. You're listening to this

536
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,240
podcast, so that's a start,
and then just work your way up.

537
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,119
Go to a zoo, see a
black bear. See that they're just oafs

538
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,640
that like to sit around and eat
and lay in the sun. Can we

539
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,920
do that, sit and lay in
the sun, or look at black bears?

540
00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:02,759
Noe? Yeah we can do all
that. But yeah, I mean,

541
00:34:02,759 --> 00:34:07,039
my point is you're afraid of things
because you don't understand them, or

542
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,320
you don't have a lot of exposure
to them, so go out and get

543
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:14,199
more exposure. We got rid of
predators so long ago, at least in

544
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:15,960
New Hampshire. I mean, obviously
there's like places like Montana where there's grizzlies

545
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,920
and stuff, which we are going
to talk about. We don't know how

546
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,320
to act around predators anymore, so
our instinct is to be afraid and to

547
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:30,000
kill it, which is not reasonable
at all. There's hundreds of thousands of

548
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:34,800
black bears in North America, and
think of how little you hear about them

549
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,760
attacking people. It just rarely happens. You just have to be they're aware

550
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:43,119
and realize there's things you can do
to not be attacked. And there's ways

551
00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:45,760
that black bears and other animals too. We'll obviously get to it, but

552
00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:49,800
there's ways that black bears tell you
to screw off and to leave them alone.

553
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,559
They'll pop their jaw, which you
might be like, what does that

554
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:54,840
sound like? You'll know if it
happens, they'll salivate a lot, they'll

555
00:34:54,840 --> 00:35:00,639
pin their ears down. They'll sometimes
bluff charge, which like that's the more

556
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,199
dramatic way to show you to f
off. But yeah, and there's things

557
00:35:04,199 --> 00:35:06,960
that you can do. So if
you're really afraid of encountering a black bear,

558
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,719
which I mean personally, I don't
know about you, Nick, I've

559
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,519
never seen one in the woods and
I've gone highking. I may have had

560
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:16,039
one in my backyard like two weeks
ago, and I'm still not even half

561
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:20,599
percent sure why was that. There
may have been bear bait in the backyard.

562
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,400
It's a license thing for black bears. If you are really that scared

563
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,559
of them, just carry bear spray
with you or pepper spray. You just

564
00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:31,639
need any sort of spray where capsation
is the active ingredient and it's the most

565
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:36,239
useful in stopping unwanted attacks. Also, don't be stupid and keep the bear

566
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,360
spray in your backpack, like if
you get charged by a bear, like

567
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,360
you need it on your hip.
Your backpack will do you know good,

568
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,360
Just another thing too. Practice with
it, practice taking it out, practice

569
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,400
using it. Make sure that when
you use it the wind's not blowing back

570
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,159
at your face. They make specific
pepper sprays where it's a gel so it

571
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:58,119
shoots directly out. Those are good. But like I said, black bears,

572
00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:00,800
especially ones that live around people,
We'll give you a lot of signs.

573
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:06,480
It's similar to why rattlesnakes rattle and
why skunks have a stripe. It's

574
00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,400
to show you to not mess with
them, and black bears have their methods

575
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,800
too. But also just leave them
alone. Again, chances are they're just

576
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,840
gonna leave you alone anyway, like
they don't want to be anywhere near you.

577
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,000
They don't care. Also, and
if they do approach you, because

578
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,159
if black bears are super used to
people and you're sitting on your porch and

579
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:22,559
they walk up and they're like,
hey, what's for dinner, that's because

580
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:27,119
people aren't scaring them. Because if
people are afraid of them, they'll just

581
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:29,760
run inside and the bear gets to
do what it wants. You have to

582
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,800
harass them. Use air horns.
Those are great for scaring black bears.

583
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,480
You have live stock, put an
electric fence around it. I know you're

584
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,760
like, Ooh, I don't want
to spend the money on electric fencing for

585
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,880
my six chickens. I don't care
you bought the chickens. If you're gonna

586
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,639
kill a bear over six chickens,
you can afford electric fencing. If you

587
00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:47,519
really care that much about them.
It's a great point. Do chickens have

588
00:36:47,599 --> 00:36:51,960
teeth? Do you just ask me
if chickens have teeth? Yeah, you

589
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,679
already know the answer to this.
Don't make this a thing I have to

590
00:36:55,679 --> 00:37:00,360
do every time. I would love
to do this every time. God,

591
00:37:00,639 --> 00:37:04,679
so be aware of bears. Don't
approach bears. If you're one of those

592
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:07,400
people who goes to a national park
and you're like, uh, I need

593
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,480
to get a good picture. First
of all, no one cares. We

594
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,440
all know what a black bear looks
like. You don't need to walk up

595
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,119
to it to get a good picture
of it. Invest no lens. Okay,

596
00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:16,599
I don't want to hear it.
I just wanted to see the bear

597
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:21,239
closer. And you're the worst type
of person and I hate you for it,

598
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,519
But I love them. That doesn't
matter. You can love them from

599
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:25,559
a distance. If you love them, let them go, okay. Like

600
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,880
imagine being a celebrity and having paparazzi
run at you all the time, like

601
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,239
poor Britney Spears. That's what we're
doing to black bears. Leave them alone.

602
00:37:34,559 --> 00:37:36,920
Just don't run up to them,
take pictures when they're with their babies.

603
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,119
To try to eat lunch. Okay, just be safe, respect the

604
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:43,440
bear's space. If you don't like
people running up and getting into your space,

605
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,239
which I know I don't. We're
from New England. We hate being

606
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:50,119
near people. Bears do too.
Just assume every black bear is like a

607
00:37:50,159 --> 00:37:52,199
New Englander and doesn't want you to
talk to or look at them. Okay,

608
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,599
all bears are introverts, except for
the ones that people have been feeding.

609
00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:59,039
And if you're feeding a bear knowingly, once again, I hate you.

610
00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:00,920
I have a very strong stars on
this. No, you're not like

611
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,280
giving any room for like wiggle,
You're just straight to hate in them.

612
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Well, because a fed bear is
a dead bear. There's a reason that

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saying exists. Dude, you have
the freaking lines today. You are spitting

614
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fire. Thank you. No,
it's because these are phrases people use all

615
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the time because they're true. Like
if you have a bird feeder out and

616
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you know that a black bear is
coming by and eating out of it,

617
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and you don't care, that's cool
for you. But your neighbor down the

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road who has chickens or also has
bird feeders that they don't want a bear

619
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getting into. It's not gonna stop
them from shooting and killing it. I

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don't ever want to get super political
on this podcast, but there's a lot

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of New Hampshire called RSA two seven
twenty six which states that you can shoot

622
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:45,599
any animal that is doing active and
substantial damage to your property, which is

623
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,960
super vague for a reason, because
if a black bear is getting into your

624
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,719
chickens, legally you can shoot it, and that excuse my French mom,

625
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:57,079
close your ears is bullshit. You
shouldn't be allowed to kill a bear because

626
00:38:57,079 --> 00:38:59,079
you don't know how to protect your
chickens or don't know how to take in

627
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:01,239
a bird feeder. I have a
petition to change that law. I say,

628
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:06,679
is there a change dot org petition
anywhere we could visit it? Do?

629
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,760
I will link it below, and
I have an emailing our governor like,

630
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hey, I am still mad about
this because it happens all the time,

631
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and then bears get orphaned and they
have to be sent to the one

632
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:20,280
guy who can raise them in New
Hampshire. Ben kill him. He's a

633
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,199
very famous bear biologist. Please look
him up and donate to him, which

634
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,519
I will also link below. Do
you have anything else you'd like to say

635
00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:29,639
about black bears? I love them? Great me too level? Is that

636
00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:32,199
our official stance we love black bears. Yes. When we are running for

637
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:36,519
president in twenty twenty four as a
team, our official stance will be we

638
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:38,679
love black bears right, and that's
the one hard stance we will have.

639
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Thank you for listening to episode two
of Get It Alive. If you'd like

640
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book that I referred to. Links
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642
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of course on our website, get
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643
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,360
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644
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645
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646
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It's the only one that requires us
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647
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which is stupid. But we're working
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648
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,840
request for it, so we got
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649
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:15,400
We'll make it happen. Oh yeah, I mean that's all. Yeah,

650
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651
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652
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653
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654
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656
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657
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Twitter at the Angryologist. Once again, I'm gonna ask you every time,

658
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Nick, do you want to mention
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659
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to my good friend and second great
husband, Josh Walsh for making our intro

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music. And we'll be back with
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