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salad set if you don't start thinking
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Kind of four Finger Discount dude.
Welcome to fourth Finger Discount. This week

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we hit a review episode jab F
zero two. It is the whore Hoard

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Couple. I am dan though,
and I am guying. Yes, And

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individually we're just a couple of twigs, but you put us together and we're

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we're one strong bundle of sticks.
Yes. I was shocked when I heard

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this, But it's a word.
It's a word. I think. I

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think our pals Trey and Matt did
a whole episode about this particular word.

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Yeah, yes, how the meaning
of particular terms changes over time, but

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yeah, this was an unexpected gig. It was. Indeed, there's a

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couple of unexpected lines in this episode
where I was like, wow, we

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how do you think that one's past
the censor? But I guess they can

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get away with stuff because they can't
get any notes from that from the exacts.

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That is true. And also this
was this particular episode was the work

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of Dando's new bff and dining buddy, Matt Selman. Yes, and he

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loves to get things past the senses
and he did pretty well this time around.

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Yeah. So the whore Hoard couple
an episode that I really enjoyed.

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Again, you looked at me like
you don't enjoy it? As I often

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say, it's not that I didn't
like it, m No, there,

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I would think there were aspects of
it that I enjoyed more than other parts,

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and there were some that felt like, ah, this bit's a bit

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rickety, but we'll get to that
as we as we go along, as

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we break it all down. But
generally, I mean, I think one

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of the issues that I might be
having as we enter, you know,

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season eighteen, as we entered this
sort of mid stage is like, but

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didn't you already do something like this? You're gott to trade your brain not

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to do that. I know you
have to. When it shows that it's

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eighteen season, you've got to just
you gotta get I did it last week

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we were talking about the ice cream
margin. But it's like it's different when

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it's a Homer and Marge argum because
we've done it so many times. But

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when it's like, you know,
once or twice in the past that Nelson

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had Bart, it's like, you
can let us see. I think you

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just have to start letting it slide. It is. And when you put

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it that way as well, I
mean if you're talking about younger characters as

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well. I mean, you know, the dynamics of the playground are always

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sort of shifting and evolving and things
like that, so it would make sense

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that maybe you would go back around
to something else as well. I don't

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know the whole well, what do
you think you'd seen before, the whole

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misunderstood Nelson thing. I mean,
I think it's it's fertile territory. It's

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something you can keep going back to
occasionally. But yeah, I think the

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relationship between Bart and Nelson just being
complicated or you know, throwing sort of

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unexpected friendship and I don't know,
people being a bit clinging all that stuff

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into the mix. It just felt
a little haven't I seen this before?

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And maybe in a way that sort
of resonated with me a bit more.

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That's not to say that there wasn't
stuff in this episode that didn't appeal to

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me, but yeah, it just
felt kind of like, I feel like

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you've sort of done this and maybe
better. But having said that, a

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fair bit to enjoy. I think
we've entered the ear here, and maybe

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it's just season eighteen, but it's
the Each episode's in its own vacuum.

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It episode up more to me though
than when they went to the mall and

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it was run down and then we
returned the next week and the mall thriving

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again. I was like, how
do you have that difference? Yeah,

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that's something that feels like a legitimate
sort of oversight, like almost like this,

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you know, three or four different
writing crews working on the on the

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on the show, and like,
wait a minute, you guys aren't communicating.

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You know, the mall was like
this, and now it's like this

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and in the space of two episodes, you can't really have that. No,

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we're going to notice and you know, we're probably gonna take issue with

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it. Yeah, so what we
do. I can see how it would

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be a negative and seen as negative
as a result of doing this, but

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it's just like, I don't know. I'm in that mentality now where I'm

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just like, we have to stop
going we've seen this before, because we

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start doing it, we'll say every
single week, Okay, yes, all

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right, well I'm not going to
pretty but I had my notes here.

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We've had this story before. However, it's probably gonna happen time and time

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again. We need to not think
this well and more. Okay, this

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is Dando giving you more bang for
your buck because I'm kind of like,

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I've seen this before, and Dan's
like, we've seen this before, but

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he's a yes and kind of guy. I'm a no butt kind of fellow.

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But I liked the different twist on
this one here where Bart was like

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getting the perks of being Nelson's friend
in this episode, he could we have

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never really had that aspect before.
That's true, and I almost wish they

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had because it seemed to me that
the only way they really covered that.

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I mean, they did it in
a few other little ways, but the

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main way they did it was through
that homage to to Goodfellas, where it

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was good Fellaws the walk you walk
in the back entrance, and you know,

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everyone sort of glad handing you,
and ye, you're get in the

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VIP treatment even though you're not sort
of being a vip through the front door.

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It's like, well, everybody loves
you, but we're still going to

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sneak you in the back door.
I thought that was kind of fun in

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and of itself and me and you
know, good Fellas is a classic,

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and anytime you can pay tribute to
a classic, why not do so.

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But it didn't. It seemed like
the rest of the episode didn't show the

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benefit for Bart of sort of riding
on Nelson's bully coattails. Maybe maybe I

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wasn't watching closely enough. I mean, I'm sure they did have bits like

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that, but it just kind of
felt like that was the main way we're

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illustrating, and he's not getting beaten
up by the bullies anymore that I suppose

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that was the other one. Yeah, yeah, I mean there were really

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two scenes. To my mind,
yea, and it didn't quite feel like

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enough. I mean, it would
have been maybe you could have had him

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choosing Nelson over Millhouse. That would
have been a fun sort of like story

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progression there, because he know he's
Nelson by going and playing with Millhouse because

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eggs of mine. But it's like
him having to choose over his long lifelong

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best friend to hang out with Nelson
because of the perks he's getting by being

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friends with Nelson. Probably would have
been a more interesting story. It would

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have been good if he was trying
to play both sides of the fans more.

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Yeah, And it didn't feel like
they explored that just enough. I

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mean, and because I mean that
feels like a very real thing that could

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happen as well. I mean,
if you've got two friends who were very,

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very different, and you know they
wouldn't be friends, but you enjoy

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spending time with both of them,
but you you know you clearly couldn't be

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a trio. Yeah, I've lived. I've had that. Yeah, Oh

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yeah, I think I think so
many people have had that. I'm pretty

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sure I've said so many times on
the show about my I threw a fortieth

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birthday party. Everyone was separated,
weren't there and yeah, and I was

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like, everybody loves guys, so
all these people are going to love each

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other. It's like, no,
there were just little clusters all over the

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places, like none of the people
who I like like each other. It

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wasn't that, but it was more
like, oh, this isn't the you

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know, the great coming together.
I thought it was, yeah, exactly,

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And I was sort of like running
between the three groups all night and

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sort of like code switching every time. Hey, guys having a great time

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over here having fun. I really
enjoyed the be pot of this. I

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think because this is obviously touching on
Harry Potter. You mentioned on last week's

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show Homer is skipping your head because
he's so enthralled. He's a broken,

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lonely adult reading this book and and
Lisa's one to skip ahead, but he

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can't have himself. He has to
do it. This now is more relatable

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in the sense of binge watching shows. And don't lie. You've been binge

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watching a show with Louise and one
point you're going probably watching an episod of

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two and just not tell her.
Right, I've done it with Nikola.

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The problem is when you do that, you have to then rewatch it if

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you want to sell the bit true, because you can't then go is it,

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admit to it, or sit through
it again. Something that works out

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pretty well for Lu and myself is
that our tastes are complimentary in some ways

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but also different than others. So, I mean, I've got some shows

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where it's like, I know,
Lo's not going to be into this.

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I was at my place the other
night and she was texting what she was

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watching. The kids are watching one
of those medical like Chicago Meat or something,

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yeah, and I said, I'm
watching it. I'm watching a Netflix

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documentary about Korean film nerds because I'm
me. She sent back to laughing emotion.

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So I was like, yeah,
I wouldn't subject you to this,

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you know. But she's like she's
like really into Yellowstone and I've never really

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sort of gotten into it and she
just watches it by herself. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, I think
we've all got those shows. But I

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sometimes I see a show right and
I'm like, oh, that's the show

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Nicola I would like to watch,
right, And then I'll walk in and

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it's like Nicholas, the camp continue
watching, Like bitch, you started watching

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I had the force that it go
you would like this. She's like,

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well, you didn't tell me.
You should have known. I was like,

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yeah, I mean, what's funny
is I I don't know if I'm

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trying to get busted by Amazon for
this, but I mean, I I

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signed into my Amazon Prime account over
at lose Place, but it's also on

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my place. But so Luke can
see what I'm watching on Amazon to be

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careful. Well, I mean,
I wasn't watching anything like bad but Naughty

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unless you can't Morebus because it's like, I'm not in the mood to think

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I just want shapes and colors.
Yeah, Mobius, Luis, I can't

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be with the man he watched Morebus. So Lukens, you know next time

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she goes on the Primes like Morbius
on like oh man, oh boy,

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just in the background while I was
doing the folding laundry did it? At

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first? As you have to think, how does she know? No?

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I know I knew because her place
when we're looking for something on Primes,

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like hey, no, that's the
ship I was watching. Have we to

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talking about that? I was just
bitch watching this. Yeah, it is

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basically binge reading. It's binge watching. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And

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I just thought Homer was so sweet
throughout all this. You know, he

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just the way he reacts is how
most of us would react with We're just

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like just the chapter, you know, just the chapter. What the heart

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harm could it be? But then
at the end, as we discussed sort

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of like last week, we'll expand
more here, he makes the fake ending

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for Lisa because he doesn't want to
ruin her child would be the end of

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my childhood. I thought it was
just a really sweet moment. And then

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to back it up with Lisa reading
real one going dance version was better?

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Yeah, no, sweet, right, it really was. Yeah, I

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mean it was a very very sweet, very paternal gesture on the part of

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Home. I mean, I'm a
I'm a big believer in that fiction sort

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of prepares you for the real world
and a lot of wise oh yeah,

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a lot of things that we that
we do in life preparations for later on

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in life. Hey, kid,
do you like mafussa well? Even having

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a pet, yeah, you know, I mean it's a great way to

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learn about responsibilit I mean, of
course, you know, my pet is

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a wonderful fuzzy buddy to unless got
a goldfish. It's a what's the pretty

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buddy? Yes, indeed, old
real taate, but yeah, it's a

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great way to learn about responsibility and
also, sadly a great way to learn

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about, you know, our lifespans
a kind of fine. Not everyone's going

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to be here forever. Can you
remember the first not everyone family member that

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you remember losing? For me,
it was my grandfather, my mum's dad,

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so that and that was sort of
like the first somebody experienced death that

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would impact me. I think it
was my mother's grandfather as well, and

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I was not his grandfather, father
or grandfather, oh sorry, my mother's

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father. My mother's father, my
grandfather, who I didn't really know all

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that well. I mean, I
think he was pretty deep into dementia by

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the well, so whenever I would
see him would basically just be the old

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dude sitting in the chair when we
would go and visit with him. My

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grandpa was just unexpected. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, And I mean to

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all by all accounts, it was
a wonderful fellow, a very sweet guy.

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But I mean I didn't really know
him at all, but I remember

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how distraught my mom was in the
morning. That's what you remember isn't it.

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I remember my mom coming home deshort, that's what I remember. Yeah,

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yeah, I mean I remember waking
up one morning and my mum had

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clearly got the news, and my
dad said to me go down and say

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to your mum that you're sorry to
hear about papa. We call papa.

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So, yeah, Papa Rossa was
Yeah, that's one because that was mum's

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maiden name. And I remember going
down and she was just sitting at her

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you know, he's sitting in her
bedroom and just crying. I know this

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was the first time I probably seen
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said, I'm sorry about that.
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I would have been about six or
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but I remember that vividly. But
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to have those lessons and if you
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of fiction or whatever, or I
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an animal. That's probably even more
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was it was a lovely gesture.
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they're feeling very strongly about this,
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did it, I was like,
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angry at homer story because he went
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you'll give some half fast kind of
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everything will go back to normal.
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Yeah, it was a plan.
And why did not see this ending

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coming at all? Yeah? It
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you know. I mean she recognized
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and he actually did. Well,
that's the cherry on the cake, just

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at Leasta acknowledging it. Yeah,
that was good. That was good.

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it. But I hope, but
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girl very much. So yeah.
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they did Lisa right in that she's
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willing to and happy to be a
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before with the word but this episode. He was nominated for a Primetime Emmy

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Award in two thousand and seven for
Outstanding Animated Program, but it lost to

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south Park. Oh like south Park? Going down to south Park? Check

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over listen to your podcast going down
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It's a hell of a good time, my favorite. All right,

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misnavous, what were your favorite moments
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that, I don't have that many
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here, but I'm like, I
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I've got the better than walking in
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one. I was like, holy
moly, that's a really that's a pretty

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great game. That's either that's either
the way having fun or Kirk being sad.

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It's Kirk cry winking. Yeah.
I was like, after you,

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what does that reader choose your indventure? All right, well, what would

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be worse to work walking on?
Oh? I think it's much worse walking

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on your dad wanking than your mum
pleasuring yourself. Right, walking on your

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dad wanking? What is that?
To quote the great tagline from Alien Versus

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Predator, whoever wins we lose?
Have you ever walked in on just your

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parents? No? No, I
think I think that the encounter that resulted

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in me might have been the last. No, I'm sure it wasn't.

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No, I never I never walked
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I was younger, I think I
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with my parents. I feel like
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in and heard something I was like, oh, just god the other direction.

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Now I feel these memory of like
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I'd rather pretend it didn't happen,
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deal further into that memory. That
room sounds haunted. What are those girls

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getting up to in there? I
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that I enjoyed, and I alluded
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like my favorite moments for next week's
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me? With the ban? Said? Well, talk about that episode when

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we get to that episode, so
it's like this week's episode begins with and

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we talking about a fait moment for
next week. First hope we don't,

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because I'm unclearly of a mind that
time is not linear. But something I

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really enjoyed from this episode was Lisa
eating the ice cream and discovery she found

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a major marshmallow vein. She was
so excited for it, she was indeed,

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Now, let me talk about what
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episode, which why don't we talk
about next week's episode? How about we

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jump ahead? Inn I'm back when
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ten years old. I believe the
fine folks at Streets or maybe Peter's ice

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Cream, but Peter Street's the same
thing. But do they become one eventually?

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Maybe I'm wrong Street, Peter,
Streets, Streets, this Streets ice

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cream? And I think there's Peter's
ice cream. Who does the puddle pops?

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That's Streets, right? I think? So? I think Streets is

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the one that's you know, streets
ahead street speak, Yeah, Peter.

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What's what's Peter's ice cream? Which
one that's Peter's Blue ribbon or Streets Blue

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ribbon, Peter Peter's even a thing
does make it up? Samas sounds like

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a thing Pete's ice cream, and
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No, it is not Australia's favorite
ice cream and a true Australian icon,

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but it's like that. So it's
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I'm actually talking about tubs. Yeah, so it's like Peter's ice cream is

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the tubs? Yeah, okay,
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Sunday and it's was kind of a
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had Neapolitan's got the three stripes,
right, Pete Peter's here go.

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They did drumsticks and Maxi bomboms.
I knew it was Peter's. Yeah we

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go. Oh no, this was
like Neapolitan, but all like it melted

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in the car, so all the
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it also had these Petit marshmallows in
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But that's for like last week a
memory of a food. But I would

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be you know, sort of going
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thing as you can taste it,
right, Yeah, as Bart did in

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the previous episode where he's like,
I only like the clown heads and the

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Krusty Cereal. I was like,
I only like the marshmallows, And so

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I'd be going through it and like
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be like Alan Grant a Jurassic Park
dusting off the little marshmallows are putting him

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in a bowl. So I've got
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a ship done, a marshmallow,
a tub of ice cream. Yea,

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and everyone's in the Binigo came with
marshmallowsad kid who had this kid who brought

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in All right, we did damn
it New Year's Eve anyway. But yeah,

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that was Lisa's appreciation of just finding, Yeah, a nice vein of

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caramel or marshmallow or just that flavor
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cream. Yeah, that's great.
Next question, you there eating the beast.

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I'm going to hit you with my first

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question that, mister Davis, if
you don't mind, because I've only got

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one written here, so I have
to make up a couple more whilst you're

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reading me in one of yours.
My first question is what is Nelson's address?

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It's written on the invitation. Oh
my god, I did not pay

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any attention to that as a free
famery one. It was nineteen Fish Smell

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Drive. It sounds like another gig. That's kind of okay, let's go

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there. No Um Bart is doing
a report on which River Bart is doing

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a report on Nile On the Nile. How did Nelson's mum get all the

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money for the party. Uh did
she was an amusement park accident just to

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get hit in the head by something? Yeah, hit her head on a

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carnival ride. On a carnival ride. What is the name of the Munk's

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family cat? Oh, mister Mooch's
or something. It's mister Mooch, all

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right. And my final question for
you will be where did they go to

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fight Star Wars? In the finale
of Homer's story, they go to Star

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Wars Star Wars to fight Star Wars. I have a question related the Dragon

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King's trundle bed is the witch installment
in the Angelica Button series We'll want to

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see ninth and you would be correct
in saying that, alright. One of

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my additional trivia questions was what is
the name of the headmaster in the Angelica

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Button series? And then they say
it like twenty times very stash, all

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right. The original air date of
The Whoreharde Couple was December tenth, two

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thousand and six. It was written
by Matt Salmon and directed by Chris Clements.

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The cash gag Noise on a chalk
Gate cash gag was Homer or Shiman's

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Homer cuts a piece of paper into
the shape of him, pulls it out

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to reveal the rest of the family
holding hands and says, we who.

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So the episode kicks off with and
we didn't touch on this aspect of the

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story, but we're gonna do it
now, obviously because it's where the episode

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kicks off with Bart and Lisa wanting
mom and dad in the morning. You

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know you're drinking coffee now it's warm
pepsi and they walk in. It sounds

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like margin Homer are fighting, right, they've recorded this argument, but really

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that's one a chance of snuggle.
And I'm like, we're hitting that era

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of our lives now where the kids
are like at six o'clock we're getting out,

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we want breakfast, And I'm like, fuck, have you never heard

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of morning snuggles? Yeah, I'm
just like, ah, like this morning,

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honestly, God, Like, the
kids are at my parents' place.

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Nicholas sat him from work today show
wasn't feeling well. I'm like, this

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is lovely because Ali usually like sneaks
in the middle of the night. I'm

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just like, kid free bed,
we're just hanging out, just relaxing,

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letting it all hang out. Yeah, just this is great. Do it

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with the door rope. But I
just love the I'm not saying they did

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it with the door Roe. Oh, I thought you might have been here.

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But I just love the idea of
you just love seeing margin Homer just

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having this relationship. You know,
they fight so often in season eighteen,

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all these modern episodes, but it's
nice when you see them just being nice

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to each other, yes, and
going to great length to have the chance

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to snuggle. I just thought we
might have to do this sometimes, recording

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that fake fight with a great idea. Now the kids won't bother us during

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I'm morning snuggle. Dear Lord,
thank you for the physical intimacy we are

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about to enjoy. And it's always
have fun watching God of making it must

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really kind of mess with people brought
up in very religious households. It's like

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God is always watching when I'm rocking
it? What about what about when I'm

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cranking? Yeah, it's seen as
like is it a sin to do that?

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Apparently? I don't think the Catholics
are with it too bad, but

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I'm a bad Catholic. They throw
their clothes off and then knocks the tape

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and starts playing the candy fan music, and this is where they walk in

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and they see it. Well,
yeah, it was some horse with no

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name, wasn't it? Yes,
ye, county fair music, and I

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did. I've told you I went
to a county fair in the in the

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US when we were over there recently. It was great. Was it America

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playing? No, it was actually
Bob Marley's son, Damien. Oh wow,

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not Ziggy. No, he is
a Ziggy. I'm pretty sure Siggy

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Marley is the one that's saying that
Arthur theme song every day when you're walking

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down the street. Oh and that
TV show Arthur. I thought you were

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talking about the movie Arthur. No, I know that's the kids show like

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Arthur's Seamers when you Caught between the
Moon and New York City. Yeah,

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I know, yes, for that, which I mentioned in the Friends podcast

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one about Friends. Check it out
you haven't checked out there ready? Once

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again a demonstration of the generation gap
dividing dandel and Guy. Yeah, Arthur

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for all Uninited Kids was one of
those belover shows that it's like when I

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was on, you loved it,
but you never sort of went out of

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your way to watch it, but
apparently went for like thirteen seasons or something

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else. Let me a look,
have you ever seen this, Arthur kid,

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I'm aware of the show. By
the way, for all your generation

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exit listeners, Arthur was, of
course the movie starring Dudley Moore as the

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lovable drunken billion Yeah. Also remade
a little later on with Russell brandt our

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first date Nichol and I was going
to see the remake with Russell Brand.

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Oh my god, okod that's Arthur. Do you ever see that? I'm

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not seeing the show, but do
you ever seen image? Yeah? Yeah,

404
00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:18.079
because there's a great no glasses on
the Little Girl? Oh yeah,

405
00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.720
dj d W DW. Yeah.
I don't know the show it on,

406
00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:26.599
but I just saw this great screencap
woods. Oh yes, the library card

407
00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:29.440
on. I have a library hat. Now I know what true power is.

408
00:26:29.680 --> 00:26:36.680
So I can relate after a fantastic
show. That's great theme music and

409
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:38.000
Ziggy I believe Ziggy Marley was one
of that saying theme song A right,

410
00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:41.400
I said, Damian Marley. It
was actually Stephen Marley. Stephen Marley,

411
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:44.680
Okay, isn't it? But the
canfa was so good? I mean,

412
00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:48.079
and did you get to have a
dog of some kind? I had a

413
00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:51.559
what were you call in Australia or
dag would dog. I believe they call

414
00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:55.440
on a corn dog corn do in
the I'll tell you what you have given

415
00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:59.240
me ship for not putting stuff on
the patron page. There's a picture of

416
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:02.279
me about to enjoy a corn dog. It's in my phone. I'm gonna

417
00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:03.039
put it on the patron page.
It right now. I'm going to film

418
00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:08.200
you doing it. This is going
to be our weekly work. We'll get

419
00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:11.759
a message. Here. We are
guys reading his message instead of doing what

420
00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:14.839
you're supposed to do. So,
guys going to put a picture. Now,

421
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.319
hold up to the phone here,
I'm filming this right for the patrons.

422
00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:22.880
You're on camera, Candid, how
you doing all right? This might

423
00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:25.559
take it one. He's sitting there
holding it about six feet from his eyes,

424
00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:29.839
doing that doing the classic one hand. Scribn't know exactly where it is.

425
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:32.400
Okay, well you do this at
some point. Just wave to the

426
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:38.799
camera as pushed up. Okay,
on drinking, you're cranking it. Oh,

427
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.559
I mean look so happy here.
This is great. Oh those were

428
00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:49.599
the days she's so pretty sorry about. Later, we've got time of the

429
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.599
essence we're gonna get that's true.
Yeah, I mean I rabbed it on

430
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:56.680
last one, but all right,
going, let's keep talking. Yes,

431
00:27:56.759 --> 00:28:00.880
let's keep talking. So yes,
basically they've seen them doing it and it

432
00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.960
didn't go down too well. So
then the bar is now horrified. At

433
00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:08.119
school, Trust me, Bart,
it's better to walk in on both your

434
00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:11.680
parents than I just one of them. Hey, Digs, give me your

435
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:18.599
lunch money, Well, what will
I eat at midday? In primary school

436
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.279
had the issue of like lunch money, haven't look we just true like.

437
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:25.200
We occasionally would have Oh you do
look happy? What is that? That's

438
00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:27.039
a corn dog? A corn dog? Wow? Oe? Yeah cool?

439
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:32.839
Put up in the Patreon group.
So when we were kids, the closest

440
00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:34.680
thing we had to this was getting
a lunch order d lunch orders where you

441
00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:37.759
would write what you want on a
paper bag, put it into like a

442
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:41.079
washing basket, and they would take
it to the canteen and the kid would

443
00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:45.880
return from lunch from the canteen with
a washing basket full of like meals that

444
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:51.000
sounds rad I never had that two
party pies, one sausage row and one

445
00:28:51.480 --> 00:29:00.440
solace when dad would. I always
brought my own life occasionally in my six

446
00:29:00.440 --> 00:29:04.400
million dollar man lunchbox that I have
alluded to the past. But we also

447
00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:08.119
had the tuck drop at school where
you would go usually at recess, and

448
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:11.119
it was like, how about it
doing it or a sassage reel or something,

449
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:14.720
because you know, growing bodies need
junk food. Yeah. Remember when

450
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:17.839
they used to have lollies and shits
at school? Those were the day.

451
00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:19.480
Oh my god. Yeah. It
was when I was at high school that

452
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:22.480
they banned like coke and things like
that, and I was like, what

453
00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:27.599
are you doing? I certainly hope
you. I just imagine you rock after

454
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:32.400
the head, but do what the
fuck is this? And then we just

455
00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:34.079
have to sneak down to the supermarket
to get our chips and gravy in a

456
00:29:34.119 --> 00:29:37.160
bottle of coke, you know.
Oh yeah, of course you had to.

457
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:42.359
Jesus Christ look at it. One
of the greatest inventions that I claim

458
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:45.480
this at my school anyway, because
no one has at my school has done

459
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:48.920
it before. But you get a
cheese and bacon roll, but then put

460
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:49.920
a hash used to cut it in
half and toast them. Right, Yeah,

461
00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:52.640
cheese bacon, but put a hash
brown in it because they would butter

462
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:56.240
the cheese and bacon rolls before they
put into the toaster oven. But you

463
00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:59.039
buy a hash brown and put it
in at the cheese and bacon roll squished

464
00:29:59.079 --> 00:30:02.559
together. Oh dear Delicious, tell
you what I love. It was a

465
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:06.519
good hash brown. Yeah, hash
browns in cheese and bacon rolls even better.

466
00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:10.119
It's very impressive. Alright, let's
continue. And there's that point where

467
00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:14.119
it became like an addiction because all
the kids in the school are like eating

468
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:15.640
hat that like buy actually cheese and
bacon rolls. They'd sell out, Like

469
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:18.599
you didn't get there early enough.
They would sell out of cheese bacon rolls

470
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:21.160
because kids would like go there and
spend ten bucks and buy all the cheese

471
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:29.160
and bacon rolls and hash browns and
then sell them for more. But this

472
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:32.519
is obviously Nelson's taken his money.
And then he invites him to his party.

473
00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:34.039
Wants everyone to come to his party, so he's not a nice person,

474
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.440
but he also wants them to come
to his party. And the sort

475
00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:41.079
of the story of this episode is
that Nelson just doesn't know how to socialize.

476
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:44.000
I guess, yeah, he's got
poor social sills or he is.

477
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:49.079
He always goes to extreme again,
where is his dad buying cigarettes and scratches?

478
00:30:49.240 --> 00:30:52.240
No, but he came back.
Remember, yeah, I know and

479
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:55.799
they just never it is never.
It was never there again. I was

480
00:30:55.839 --> 00:31:00.839
like, that was such a great
character plot point. They never And I

481
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:03.319
brought this up with Matt. I
was like, he's He's like, I

482
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:07.000
don't know, Like, what do
you mean, I don't know. Yeah,

483
00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:10.079
I think that was one of the
best things you took away from your

484
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.319
Your time with Matt's alone was like, continuity doesn't mean ship. It was

485
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:17.720
just like, yeah, well he
just did just did not care, done,

486
00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:19.599
done, onto the next one.
He's like, newity there fuity.

487
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:25.599
That explains a lot, man,
but nobody wants to go he got He

488
00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:27.000
makes his look at his baseball cards
are not any good? And you have

489
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:30.799
no gift bags. I'm like that. He's like, Honestly, now that

490
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:33.160
I've got kids, the one thing
kids appreciate the most at a birthday part

491
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:37.079
not the cake. It's the gift
bags. So what's in the gift bags?

492
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:40.440
Usually some lollies to take it.
It's usually lollies. Look, you

493
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:42.240
get like two dollars shop and buy
like a bag of useless shit, you

494
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:47.240
know, little army man on dinosaurs, little little things where you're full of

495
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:48.839
like water and you push the buttons
and the little rings go up. It's

496
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:53.359
useless shit. But it's like a
kid's birthday party is judged not by what

497
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:56.920
happens during the party, it's by
the gift bag. It's it's birthday,

498
00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:00.000
but you get the presents. Yes, exactly right. Everyone's like if you

499
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:02.880
Ali went to a birthday party recently
and they didn't have gift bags and the

500
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:09.440
kids went home mad, Oh my
god, I gonna write like the kids

501
00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:12.880
were like, what do you mean. I felt so bad for the parents,

502
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:15.599
the parent and the kid because the
kids like my mama's gift badge're like

503
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:17.440
do you gift bags? And I
was like, oh man, I was

504
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:20.960
like, Alliot Beach shut up.
But all the kids were like they were

505
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:23.519
going to write, they were like, where are the gift bags? That

506
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:28.279
kid is probably just you know,
the pariah from now. Honestly, if

507
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:30.519
you're ever going to live that down, if you're the parent of a kid

508
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:32.880
in primary school, make sure you
provide gift bags. Do not forget gift

509
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:37.440
bags. Otherwise you know a lot
of atomic wedgies in your child's future.

510
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:39.240
One hundred percent. Yeah, And
so they say this is where we get

511
00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:44.759
the the F word, which I
feel bad and weird in't saying it,

512
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:47.240
but this, this was said in
two thousand and six. I don't think

513
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:50.720
you would even make this joke anymore. Even though it's a real word,

514
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:55.359
it's just an uncomfortable word because because
of how that real word was taken and

515
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:59.279
used in such a way. Yeah, that you just don't want to say

516
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.920
it anymore. That's true. Yeah, I'll plan a clip because the Simpsons

517
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.640
did us, because the Simpsons said
it, not us. Wait, what

518
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:12.119
if nobody goes he can't kill all
of us? He's right, individually,

519
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:17.039
we are weak like a single twist
whatever bundle week form are mighty faggot.

520
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:21.559
And there we go. So Martin
said that word, and we shall move

521
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:24.880
on. And in a nice bit
of buck covering, they did provide the

522
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:30.839
dictionary dictionary definition. Yeah on the
screen. Yeah. I wonder if Matt

523
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:36.160
someone wrote that and was like,
take that piece. He kills it nice

524
00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:40.400
when schooled, well played, well
played. But no, hell no,

525
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:43.799
we won't show. They're all ranting
and rave. They don't want to go

526
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:45.559
will He hears it and says,
hell no we won't. Mo gets fired.

527
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.359
No pension, No, no pension
at all. Lisa a Marche couple

528
00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.720
I can't imagine the Penson would have
been very good anyway, really, probably

529
00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:53.839
not, but every little bit helps. Yep. Lisa and Marge, I

530
00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:58.319
can't believe that Bart is organized for
everyone not to go to Nelson's party.

531
00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:00.440
They're like, how menant you think
for Nelson? And it's almost like they're

532
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:05.400
playing on the history of because recently
had Marge with like looking after Nelson and

533
00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.480
Lisa once dated Nelson. It's like, if you're playing up that history,

534
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:10.880
you can't really ignore it in continuity
for this episode as well. Correct with

535
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:14.239
Bart being friends of him and things
like that. Yeah, because I think

536
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.679
that's what I meant because in that
episode where he lived with the Simpsons,

537
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:22.360
he became friends with Bart when Bart
sort of saw he saw him singing out

538
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:23.880
the window and it's like, oh
shit, this kid. You know.

539
00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:27.480
I think Bart was the one who
went and found his dad. I believe

540
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:31.119
so, because he was at the
Fair County there and he saw him at

541
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:35.239
the Freaks in the Freaks thing because
he had all the peanuts. So I

542
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.960
was like, yeah, how do
we forget that? But they forgot his

543
00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:44.400
dad? His dad if a friend
of the pod met Selman forgot about it,

544
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:45.840
exactly. I think it's okay for
us to forget about it. Do

545
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:47.920
you think of marche smacking Bart?
I was like, I was like,

546
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.159
wow, wouldn't spoon beating? But
I kind of laughed because I was like,

547
00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:58.039
wasn't a hit of just like wake
up to year up? I'll do

548
00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:00.679
it. But you know, if
no one else would jump off, if

549
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:02.960
no one else jumped off the Empire
State Building, would you not jump?

550
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:09.719
Can't I get Don't you love it
when they like your You're two thirds into

551
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:13.119
one of those statements, You're like, this doesn't make sense, but I

552
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.639
have to go all the way.
If I say with a conviction, hopefully

553
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:19.480
the underlying message will get through.
Yeah. Yeah, Lisa says, you

554
00:35:19.559 --> 00:35:22.960
don't worry, the party will be
fun and you're never gonna get a husband.

555
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:24.679
Were being sarcastic. Okay, no
husband, you're gonna get a husband.

556
00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:29.079
That's just like such a marge thing
to say. But Homer is not

557
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.440
driving Bart to the party, and
he's giving Homer a backrob to try and

558
00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:35.400
encourage him not to take him there, and trying to get himself out of

559
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:39.360
the party. But you still have
to go whow We all have to do

560
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:45.760
things we don't want to like have
jobs and families and responsibilities and having to

561
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:50.000
be mister funny all the time.
You think I wouldn't rather be living nowd

562
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:54.480
in the forest like some ancient pagan, just dancing around playing the pan flute.

563
00:35:54.880 --> 00:36:00.079
And here we are for something I've
written Here is I wonder if a

564
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:02.639
few midlife crises happening in the writer's
room at this time. It feels like

565
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:07.280
it, doesn't it it? Yeah, sure, and running for the Simpsons,

566
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:10.880
But no one told me life was
gonna be this way. But they're

567
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:15.159
all by the way. Look,
I'm sorry. I know you. You're

568
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:19.119
doing a special episode with Nick.
Yeah, it's already available, but look,

569
00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:21.599
I just personally want to give a
shout because, yeah, it's going

570
00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:22.599
to mean so much. But uh, we should probably have mentioned this on

571
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:28.320
last week's show. It's a little
late now. I know. We did

572
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:31.599
do some magic editing, but we
basically were recording this back to back so

573
00:36:31.639 --> 00:36:35.159
that we explained it on last week's
show that the patrons are our week ahead,

574
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.000
but this is actually been recorded on
the first of November. Look,

575
00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:42.760
it's a timeless message. Rest in
peace, Matthew Perry. I dug you

576
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.159
a whole lot. Man, I
thought you were just fantastic. Yeah,

577
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:47.320
I'm I'm sorry your demon's caught up
to you, even though you didn't finish

578
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:52.440
reading his book. I never started. You've got it as a gift or

579
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:53.199
whatever, good for a free and
you're like, I've got a chapter in.

580
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:55.679
I was like, I know what
it's going to be. I think

581
00:36:55.679 --> 00:37:00.519
I read a bit of it,
and I'm that's one way of looking at

582
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.440
the gesture that I made. That's
what you said. The other is,

583
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:07.320
I know you guys are into Friends, and particularly Nicola, I think we

584
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:09.519
know. We thank you numerous times
on the podcast for the book. We

585
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:14.159
mentioned it during this special. Now
I'm gonna start listening to that podcast.

586
00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:17.000
That was like we got the book. I remember I said to Nicola,

587
00:37:17.719 --> 00:37:20.519
yeah, I got to your present
and then she was like oh. I

588
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:23.079
was like immediately, I was like, the guilt guy did it. It

589
00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:28.800
wasn't me. He did everything.
But yeah, Matthew Perry, as we

590
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:31.639
said on that on the Friends podcast, was that revisiting the show for the

591
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:35.920
podcast, it made me realize and
appreciate just how much he brought to that

592
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.320
show. Oh god, yeah,
I mean, in all honesty, he

593
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:42.960
was one of the best to ever
do it in terms of sitcom acting,

594
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:46.880
the sarcastic humor percent Oh yeah,
yeah, But I mean the guy was

595
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:51.639
like an absolute machine in terms of
timing, in terms of inflection, in

596
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:55.079
terms of physicality. That's what Nicola
brought up to, just his mannerisms and

597
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:59.039
the way he delivered everything. And
yeah, and it's important, I asked

598
00:37:59.119 --> 00:38:01.679
Nicola, of all the six main
cast I'll ask you now, who do

599
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:05.480
you think has the longest legacy.
Who do you think will live on forever?

600
00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:08.159
And will You can say Matthew Perry
now because he won't age. Will

601
00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:13.000
always remember him as being young matt
with fifty four year Matthew Pai. But

602
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:15.880
like Chandler esque, right, he's
not gonna become like are you compared to

603
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:17.920
Paul McCartney. We remember John Lennon
as being forty year old Johnlennon. He

604
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.840
didn't become eighty year old John Lyn. Pau McCartney has, right when when

605
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:23.960
he passes, you'll envision eighty year
Oldau McCartney, not young Paul McCartney.

606
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:30.280
But who from that show, Like
for example, people friends fans will say

607
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:32.800
things like, oh I was on
a break and all that thing on a

608
00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:36.760
break. But everyone, even if
you don't watch Friends, says, could

609
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:40.960
I be anymore? That's become part
of our life. Yeah, it's with

610
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:45.280
all due respectause, I mean it's
an ensem that just works so well together,

611
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:49.039
right, Yeah, with all due
respect to the other cast members,

612
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.920
I think the ones who are going
to have the longest legacy are probably Perry

613
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:54.840
and h and Jennifer ands Andison because
of her acting career. Yeah yeah,

614
00:38:54.920 --> 00:39:01.320
I mean she's had real longevity and
again in her way, not quite as

615
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:06.800
polished a performer as a comic reformer
was Perry, but incredible comic chops and

616
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.199
incredible screen presence. She's really good. They're all really good. Yeah.

617
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:14.880
But yeah, I just wanted to
give that quick shout out because as it

618
00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.199
hit me hard, oh, because
I was saying, very few celebrity deaths

619
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:20.559
hit me really really hard, but
this one hit me hard. Yeah,

620
00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:24.800
I mean, James Gandel Foeneie hit
me very very hard, and so did

621
00:39:24.800 --> 00:39:29.119
Philip Simoa Hoffman and the fe that
was just about to sort of just rise

622
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:31.800
of and high and would just you
know, keep going forever. You know,

623
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:36.679
you'd be happy to see the work
of Gandalfini when he was seventy or

624
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:39.679
eighty, like what was Philip's lonro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you

625
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:44.440
know, Matthew Perry is my age, was my age? Yeah, And

626
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:51.599
as someone who uses sarcastic humor as
a defense and offense mechanism, yeah,

627
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.320
I really relate to the guy.
Honestly, when I'm doing the podcast now,

628
00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:57.480
I'm like, I am Chandler,
Like I think many of us are

629
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.800
Chandler. We just didn't realize it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,

630
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:02.639
because I think Charlie becomes the punching
bag of the show where a lot of

631
00:40:02.679 --> 00:40:07.519
people don't watch friends use his whips
as his quips. I should say as

632
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:09.360
a oh it's too ridiculous and over
the top. I can't. It's forced.

633
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:13.960
But like if you if you watch
the show, probably like, no,

634
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:19.079
he's there's a real humanity underlying everything
that he did, even when it

635
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:22.480
was heightened, and even when it
was you know, yeah that like a

636
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:28.119
punchline or something like that. No, there was always the character of Chandler

637
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:32.480
being before there were that drove the
gags as opposed to the other way around.

638
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.559
So yeah, I had a lot
a lot of time for that guy.

639
00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:38.480
I did back in the nineties,
and I did to the to the

640
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:42.679
moment he died in all longest was
he was my It was my favorite.

641
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:46.400
It was so nice that we got
his book last year, absolutely, like

642
00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:49.119
just in time, you know what
I mean. And the fact that he

643
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:51.440
does the audio book as well.
I'm like, isn't that just like such

644
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:54.480
a lovely fitting? It's a farewell
now. We didn't realize it at the

645
00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:58.400
time, but it's just so great
that we have that now where he gets

646
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:01.159
it. He gets to tell us
from his active his life. Absolutely,

647
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:05.920
it's not just something that people whipped
up after he passed away. Absolutely,

648
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.639
yeah. Yeah. So sorry to
sort of sidetrack a little bit and a

649
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:13.840
little bit late, but I would
be remiss if I didn't give my man

650
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:15.840
a bit of a shout out and
a bit of a tribute. So rest

651
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:19.320
in peace, Matthew Perry. But
then arrives at the party and it's actually

652
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:22.079
an awesome setup. You know,
do I hear dial toming because this party's

653
00:41:22.119 --> 00:41:25.440
off the hook and Nelson clearly he's
isn't that We all fear it when we

654
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.519
kids, when you put on a
birthday party, it's like, oh God,

655
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:30.559
I hope everyone arrives and has a
good time. I felt bad for

656
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:34.559
Nelson here, even though he's not
being nice to everybody, and it's understandable

657
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.760
why people aren't there. It's like, I hate seeing people kids in particularly

658
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:40.480
in this situation where you're just like
not embarrassed, but it's almost just like

659
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:45.239
so disappointed. It's a it's a
weird it is embarrassment, but it's more

660
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:50.400
just like, ah, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassment disappointment. Yeah. And

661
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:52.639
it's a blend of the two,
though, isn't it. Yeah? Very

662
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:54.519
much so. I mean naturally,
I think, oh shit, what have

663
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:58.159
I done wrong? And then yeah, you know you're going to catastrophize and

664
00:41:58.199 --> 00:41:59.719
think, oh, well I've done
this wrong, on this wrong, on

665
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:00.679
this, on this wrong, on
this wrong. Yep, And that's what

666
00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:04.239
Bart points out to him. But
you know, he said, he punches

667
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:08.039
the jumping castle, Spider Man arrives
a quick nitpick. Yeah, where are

668
00:42:08.079 --> 00:42:10.719
the other bullies? I thought they
were? Is well? I was going

669
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:13.480
to bring that up later in the
episode. It's just like, yeah,

670
00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:16.639
so why weren't they there? Maybe
they're off beaten up toddlers at the preschool,

671
00:42:16.679 --> 00:42:21.400
he knows, But yeah, that
aside you know, the Spider Man

672
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:22.440
guy arrives and you get ten minutes
materials. Maybe we should come back a

673
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:27.320
little bit later, but Bart reveals
nobody's coming. He doesn't actually come clean.

674
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:30.679
No, that he organized the boycott
at Alder in the episode. That's

675
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:34.039
true. Oh yeah, I mean
that would have been a nice resolution.

676
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:37.880
I thought I thought that was going
to be so like now, how I

677
00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:42.519
would have done this Nelson. He
chooses Nelson over Millhouse, and then Millhouse

678
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.079
reveals to Nelson that he's the one. He's the reason we didn't come to

679
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:47.559
your party, and that's what splits
up out of spite. That makes a

680
00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:52.599
lot of sense. Get get your
buddy, Matt's one on the phone.

681
00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:53.559
We should be right in this show. How I would have done it?

682
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:55.440
Yeah, that's how we were done
it, how it should have been done,

683
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:06.159
Matt. We can work over Zoom
or Riverside preverably Zoom, but Riverside.

684
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:08.119
We love Riverside. Friend of the
Pod, Riverside, Yeah, I

685
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:12.199
honestly do love Riverside guy. Don't
worry about this guy. This man does

686
00:43:12.239 --> 00:43:16.960
not represent us. Riverside a lot. I've appeared on numerous podcasts by which

687
00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:22.239
I'm into using Riverside and it's great. But as he said, no one's

688
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:24.000
coming because but he blames Nelson.
He's like, because you're a joke.

689
00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:27.320
You know, you're a joke sometimes
that's why. That's why nobody's coming.

690
00:43:27.719 --> 00:43:30.679
And he says, well, you
know, you have a friend with me.

691
00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:32.119
So they basically they enjoyed the party. It's just the two of them,

692
00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:36.159
and I enjoyed them having a good
time beating up doctor Octopus. Is

693
00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:39.440
there is there a worse gig than
children's party entertainer? It depends on how

694
00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:43.639
the kids behave, Like if you're
there to be a punching bay, yes,

695
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:45.320
but if you're there like magician doing
tricks. I went to a birthday

696
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.800
party last November and there was a
magician doing tricks and I was like,

697
00:43:47.800 --> 00:43:51.760
oh, dig you down, these
are some fucking cool tricks. And the

698
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:55.239
kids were hope. He said that
there's a budget. The kids were in

699
00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:59.599
awe and they were going along with
it. I was like, apparently,

700
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:00.480
I asked mother, I'm like,
how much did this guy get paid?

701
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.639
That was twenty minutes, four hundred
dollars. I'm like, that is the

702
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:07.440
easiest money this guy make. God, yeah, it's probably gone on YouTube

703
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:12.119
learn some learn some close up magic
or something. Yeah, oh that's rare.

704
00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.360
Yeah. There was actually a magician
on this week's episode of Have You

705
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:19.000
Been Paying Attention? Right? He
was like the a new magician entrepreneur,

706
00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:23.119
like extraordinary from Australia, and like
his trick was that he had the host,

707
00:44:23.440 --> 00:44:27.920
what's his name, Tom Glass?
Tom Glass, uh, put a

708
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:30.599
card into a book and then anywhere
in the book right, And he held

709
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:32.559
it out and said, now,
what page number is it? Right?

710
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:36.679
And Tom says one eighty three,
and then all this other shit happened,

711
00:44:36.679 --> 00:44:39.320
and it was like basically there was
a jar of jelly beans over on the

712
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:43.679
jar over on Sam Pang's desk,
and he lifted it up and it was

713
00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:45.039
had one on three under the lid. And I was like, yeah,

714
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:47.679
but didn't you just go to Tom
before the show and say say it's page

715
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:51.960
one three? Because they didn't show
us what page it was. It was

716
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:52.960
just we had to go by Tom's
word. And I'm like, this is

717
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:59.559
a pretty shitty. This is no
child's birthday parting magician. No, no

718
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:01.159
at all was it was like fantastic
Dan or something. I was like,

719
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:07.719
I went even my birthday party that's
a dope name. Fantastic Dan. I

720
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:10.320
make sure it's right fantastic. We
don't give me an actual proper shading,

721
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:14.679
because I was like this magic is
fucking yeah, doves and everything, you'd

722
00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:19.280
live animals, but just yard,
I mean, I must have meant we're

723
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:25.199
dazzling Dan. Dazzling Dan the Magic
Man. Okay, yeah, that's pretty

724
00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:32.679
good geelong magician and illusionist. Yeah, gelo, it was legitimate. I

725
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.639
was like, oh, I'm so
hopefully he's got a YouTube chanurnealist. He's

726
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:39.519
got he's got pages. Yeah,
check it a dzzling Dan the Magic Man.

727
00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:45.719
But anyway, getting back to entertainment, so doc, ok here we

728
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:47.559
turned on your birthday presents and whole
work. And but Nelson it's beat Hi

729
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:52.039
Matt and then they beat up the
pinarda spidy dog. It is sitting there

730
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:58.119
chilling with Homer and Nelson's mum just
enjoying. The kids joined themselves at Lisa

731
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:00.679
then asked Bart how the party was. He says, no, I had

732
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:02.239
a great time. He thinks it's
all over with Nelson, and look I

733
00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:05.960
went there having a good time.
I was polite to him. But now

734
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:07.719
we're gonna go back to normality.
But unfortunately Nelson now greets him on the

735
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.719
bus and treating him like a best
friend, and I was just like the

736
00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:16.280
anything for me here was like,
I get why you wouldn't want anyone everyone

737
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:19.440
to know that you went to the
party because you want to instigate it the

738
00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.039
whole thing. But having Nelsons your
friend is probably going to have more positives

739
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:24.400
than negatives, as we would soon
see. So why are you embarrassed by

740
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:29.239
this? I guess it runs cams
to everything. I mean, all the

741
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:31.440
lead up to the boycott and everything
like that. Yeah, I mean,

742
00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:35.119
but was kind of the ring leader
of that. So it's gonna look a

743
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:39.480
little hypocritical and a little um or
that he's just a coward in front of

744
00:46:39.480 --> 00:46:43.840
all these other people on the bus. Yeah. True. But Nelson gives

745
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:46.400
Bart an entire case of pulky chalk
and passes, look, I don't have

746
00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:50.360
time for new friends. I've got
all this other stuff to do. By

747
00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.880
when he's doing that, he bumps
into Jim Bow and Nelson saves him from

748
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:54.199
the bullies, and where he realized, oh shit, it's actually gonna have

749
00:46:54.199 --> 00:46:57.840
its perks. You know, I
forgot how cool Bart was, and Bart

750
00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:00.239
say's got because someone's smaller and weaker. So they say they're gonna go whale

751
00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:04.880
on some toddlers whilst they're napping.
Then we have so this again Marge flooting

752
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:08.639
with Homer here. I was like, but there's a line he so he

753
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:13.880
says marital sex, right, and
he goes to uh speed up bedtime?

754
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.199
And I was like, I have
never led it to home this moment.

755
00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:22.760
But he's like, she smells like
coconut. I was just like, this

756
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:27.920
is life bedtime with children because soon
it's bedtime for adults. Yes, but

757
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:31.280
honestly, anyone who is a parent
of small kids has experienced this moment,

758
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:35.199
especially if the other day was just
like I'll see in the bedroom. It's

759
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:38.320
like kids, bed Now, read
your fucking books quick. You're not dressed,

760
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:50.280
get into bed. Only who when
you're done putting Lisa to bed,

761
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:57.480
we can finish what we started the
other day. Whoa marital sex? Okay?

762
00:47:57.719 --> 00:48:01.119
Tight, classic water laid, no
barniles, don't do drugs? Love

763
00:48:01.159 --> 00:48:05.599
you good night? Dad? Can't
you read me a story for a little

764
00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:12.800
bit? Would your mother smells like
coconut? Okay, sweetie? Which book

765
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:16.239
should I read? Angelica? Button
and the Dragon King's trendle Bed. It's

766
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:20.599
the ninth book in the Angelica Button
series. Oh yeah, this is that

767
00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:24.920
fantasy book that even grown ups like
broken lonely grown ups. Chapter one,

768
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:30.119
the ruby Stone in the door portal. Are you asleep yet? No?

769
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:35.960
Sovery then raids the store and he
loves it, and to the point where

770
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:37.199
he wants to keep reading, but
Lisa wants to go to sleep. He

771
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:39.039
wants to read a head She says, no, you gotta read it with

772
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:42.880
me. He tries to get it, but she's holding onto the book.

773
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:45.760
She went let him. Then we
have Nelson and bat and they're at school

774
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:49.559
or they're on top of the school
actually making fun of the sunset, and

775
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:55.559
sunt I thought, yeah, I'm
pretty sure it says sunset, because it'd

776
00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:59.000
be weird to be there in the
morning, right, you'd be more gonn

777
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:00.400
to be there in the afternoon.
The morning, wouldn't get it? I

778
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:04.199
think you would be there closer to
sun ris than sunset. Why would they

779
00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:07.519
want to go to Why would they
get up early to watch the sunrise because

780
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:09.639
it's beautiful? I don't know.
Would you either five thirty in the afternoon

781
00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:13.960
or fucking five am? I don't
know. I mean part of me wants

782
00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:15.880
to be a morning person. Like
an early morning person. I love.

783
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:19.840
I love when you wake up with
it's like no cars around, magpies are

784
00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:25.760
out squawking, your crow buddies are
out there. Yeah. But but then

785
00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:29.320
he says to Nelson, here,
do you ever wish that you weren't a

786
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:30.960
bully? He's like, no,
I have to. You know, the

787
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:35.000
shark can't strom they blow up,
you know, I have to be a

788
00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:37.239
bully, and it gives him his
own Nelson vests and the sleeves were torn

789
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:40.320
off, torn off by a wild
dogs. Another song rebel, He's a

790
00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:45.199
rebel. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. And they really fucked out

791
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:46.719
money for the for the rights of
this season, haven't they so far.

792
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:50.480
I've gone wild with the soundtracks.
Yeah, I mean what the last episode

793
00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:52.519
was like, Missy Elliott and yeah
you get your freaked on and money for

794
00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:55.599
nostraates and money for nothing, Yeah, money for nothing, and that song

795
00:49:55.599 --> 00:50:00.480
will not come cheap. That is
certainly true. And also Jack MANDIONI feel

796
00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:02.639
so good, yeah, as opposed
to who's saying he's so good. John

797
00:50:02.679 --> 00:50:07.079
Mellencamp, John Cougar, Melon Cougar
Mellencamp. Yeah, because it was.

798
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:08.280
It was for a while he was
Johnny Cougar. Yeah, I think it

799
00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:10.760
was John Cougar Mellencamp. And I
don't know if he is still John Cougar

800
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:14.639
Mellencamp or he's just John Mellencamp these
days. He's so good. Is a

801
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:20.360
banger, it's really good. Come
on baby. But it's just a really

802
00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:22.239
cool point of view shot here of
getting all the perks like our Good Fellows,

803
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.280
like you were saying yes, and
it's Bart doing like the voiceover over

804
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:28.920
the top, even though so the
to the point, even at the end

805
00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:31.559
it's a freeze frame, isn't there
there is yeah, which I believe is

806
00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:37.880
Good Fellows has got to share a
freeze frames. So yeah. Homer then

807
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:43.039
arrives at at home and Marge's annoy
because Lisa's not there, because he's looking

808
00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:45.239
for Lisa to read the book.
She's that Janie's because her mum makes a

809
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:50.000
good mac and cheese. Never ever
ever tell your mum that someone else's mom

810
00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:52.679
makes a better version of something.
They will never forget it. I remember

811
00:50:52.719 --> 00:50:55.599
once I've told my mum that someone
made a better spaghetti, and she still

812
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:58.639
reminds me to this day. Oh
my god, don't do it, and

813
00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:01.320
never tell your wife that you prefer
your mum's cooking your hairs. Oh god,

814
00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:04.480
you're really You're in a trap,
there, aren't you. You're in

815
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:07.199
a real bind. Yeah, because
my mom, like, I'm gonna throw

816
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:08.440
that makes the best roast. Rive. Everyone's mum make the best roast.

817
00:51:08.519 --> 00:51:10.719
Rid. It's the roast that you
grew up with everyone and mum's roast.

818
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:15.119
But everyone always wants my mum to
make the roast beef for Christmas right when

819
00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:16.360
she's cooking the rost, because she
does it the best. And Nicola tried

820
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:19.480
cooking it at once, and I
was like, in my head, this

821
00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.360
isn't as good as your mum's.
But do not tell her. She knows.

822
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:27.719
She knows. Do not bring it
up. It's pretty obvious. Yeah,

823
00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:30.639
this isn't chewy, honey, this
is great. But I've mentioned this

824
00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:35.599
before on the podcast. If I
don't acknowledge the food, Nichola will say

825
00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:39.159
it's not bad. I'm like,
yeah, it's good. She knows if

826
00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:40.920
I'm not enjoying it, if I
don't say how good it is. So

827
00:51:40.960 --> 00:51:43.880
now I'm just like in my head, whether you like it, or not.

828
00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:46.480
Just compliment the food. Always say, always compliment the food. You

829
00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:52.400
and I are both very fortunate.
Yeah, everything that our significant others make

830
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:59.039
is pretty delicious. So I went
for fib including the love. Let's move

831
00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:10.119
on, I very rarely say,
guy flustered, Homer home. You must

832
00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:15.519
read ahead. Fiction is your passion, Lady, You're nice, but I'm

833
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:21.280
married. Just read the book you
shaved ape. Oh I can't read ahead,

834
00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:24.400
I promised Lisa, I wouldn't just
take a peek at the title of

835
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:30.480
the next chapter and see if you
can resist an unexpected occurrence? What could

836
00:52:30.519 --> 00:52:37.840
it be? We hooked him gallahead. Yeah, kind you've won. So

837
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:44.440
many shows now are made with a
cliffhanger ending at the episode. It used

838
00:52:44.440 --> 00:52:47.199
to happen occasionally, but like back
in the day, there wasn't as much

839
00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:50.679
choice, and I was like,
you know, you just knew the people

840
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:52.719
were going to tune in the following
week bin shows. Now it's like every

841
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:57.039
episode has to end with a cliffhanger. Yeah, it used to be just

842
00:52:57.159 --> 00:53:00.880
like you have a standline episode like
you guys back next week. It's all

843
00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:05.199
good. Yeah, yeah, but
I feel like now with the binge mentality,

844
00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:07.320
do you think the fangers are required
because you just know it's like,

845
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:10.840
then i't have to wait that extra
week they get if the play next episode

846
00:53:10.880 --> 00:53:13.519
starts by time they got off the
cash, you're just going to watch the

847
00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:15.719
next episode anyway. You know,
if you've got on watching to the end,

848
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:20.239
they're probably going to watch the next
one because mentality, Now, if

849
00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:21.920
you don't like a show, you're
not going to watch a whole episode.

850
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:23.559
Yeah, I'd say that's true.
Our attention spans don't last. Well,

851
00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:25.599
it's like we give it ten minutes, we're not we're not enjoying it within

852
00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:29.519
ten fifty minutes. We'll just put
something else on. If you've gone the

853
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:31.199
entire way, you're probably going to
watch the next episode. Well, they're

854
00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:36.039
doing half the work for us.
It's like and also, you know,

855
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:38.440
Netflix especially is letting you know very
kindly. It's like two more episodes to

856
00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:42.440
go. There's a shitty though when
it starts playing the next one because you

857
00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:44.400
can't find the mark, like I
do want to watch the next one now

858
00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:45.719
it started up. That's true.
I mean the times like no, I

859
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:50.760
want to watch the crid Yeah,
who played so and so? Yeah that's

860
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:52.239
it? Yeah, yeah, something
happening during the credits and then just like

861
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:55.840
in the small scom like, what
is this? What are you doing?

862
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:00.800
What are you talking about? Milhouse
then asked Bart, you know, why

863
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:02.760
are you hanging out with Nelson?
Oh? Actually no, have we got

864
00:54:02.800 --> 00:54:07.239
that part? Yeah? Yeah,
he spoils the greast ash for the white

865
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:09.719
guy Millhouse and Bart and then asking, actually, before we get there,

866
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:13.800
why is Marginal wanting the bank?
Now? This is that chance, Lisa.

867
00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:17.119
Is all the house bars not in
the house. Why they're banging women?

868
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:22.000
Amateurs? Who understands them? Milhouse? And I said, he asked

869
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:25.199
why you're hanging out with Nelson?
And he calls him a bully. He

870
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:28.880
doesn't like him using the bully word, but then he says other boys can

871
00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:31.239
use it. Yeah. He calls
Bart a sidekick and that gets him going.

872
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:35.280
But then they go and fly kites, you know, and nothing sees

873
00:54:35.320 --> 00:54:38.559
it gets angry and breaks see Captain's
leg. Yeah, it was really unusual.

874
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:40.719
It's really weird. It wasn't like
it was a joke, it was

875
00:54:40.760 --> 00:54:44.760
just he stabs his leg. Yeah. I was expecting that. When it

876
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:46.920
went the next scene, I was
like, is he going to be branching

877
00:54:47.000 --> 00:54:51.599
the legs as like weapons or something. Nothing. No, But then,

878
00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:52.960
so did you know that red and
blue are the colors of friendship? I

879
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.480
did not know. I wasn't aware. But I'll make sure your birthday present

880
00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:59.760
next time is blue and or red, Thanks very much. Yeah, arrives,

881
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:04.280
he's getting a demon's jumper, but
arrives late to Nelson's house and he's

882
00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:06.079
waiting all this time to smash the
FuG and I was like, this is

883
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:08.280
the aspect of Nelson that I don't
like killing animals? Yeah, Like,

884
00:55:08.400 --> 00:55:12.119
there was the episode but the Mother
where Nelson wanted him to kill the bird

885
00:55:12.199 --> 00:55:14.960
and but deliberately tries to miss,
but I had a crooked sight and he

886
00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:16.880
kills the bird. I'm like,
there's always been an element of being cruel

887
00:55:16.920 --> 00:55:22.960
to animals and story right, So
it rained when I was picking the kids

888
00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:24.239
up from daycad the other day,
and for some reasonut it rains, all

889
00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:28.360
the snails come out on the footpath
on walking into their daycare, and I

890
00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:30.760
was like, what are you doing, guys? You stand no chance like

891
00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.199
walking on the entrance way. So
I was trying to pick up these snails

892
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:36.199
and moving across and I'm like,
oh, you a fucking people. Look

893
00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:37.960
at me. Funny, I'm moving
these snaps. I know the kid's gonna

894
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:40.199
stand on them. And I went
into the daycare and they had a tub

895
00:55:40.360 --> 00:55:44.480
that snails are called into and kids
are just picking the snails up and dropping.

896
00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:46.000
I'm like, I like yelled a
little it. I was like,

897
00:55:46.039 --> 00:55:50.719
oh, yeah, stop, I
try to teach these kids that snails are

898
00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:53.239
actually animals. It's like they couldn't
compute. And I'm like to the teacher,

899
00:55:53.239 --> 00:55:55.800
I was like, he letting the
people. I told them to be

900
00:55:55.880 --> 00:55:59.719
gentlemen, but they're not being gentitle
I'm like, how about you don't let

901
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:01.000
them. I can hurt these snails, like it's just I get it,

902
00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:04.159
it's just a snail, but I'm
like, it's a living organ. I'm

903
00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:07.320
like, how about you teach the
kids that these are actually animals. She's

904
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:08.480
like, ah yeah, I'm just
like the fuck is wrong with me.

905
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:15.320
You're probably the person to put crazy
frog on. But it bothered me seeing

906
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:16.679
these kids just picking up these snails
and just like throwing them and dropping all

907
00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:21.880
like, is that animals? Oh? Like I'm I can send myself a

908
00:56:21.960 --> 00:56:24.159
terrible softy because whenever, yeah,
as you said, when the rain happens,

909
00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:28.639
the snails come out, and I'll
have an occasion when I'm like I've

910
00:56:28.679 --> 00:56:34.519
gotten home and walking to my to
my back door or whatever. It's God,

911
00:56:34.599 --> 00:56:36.960
damn the stuff, damn snails.
I feel so bad. It's like

912
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:40.320
I tore his house down, Yeah, on a rainy night. Yeah,

913
00:56:42.119 --> 00:56:44.239
but these kids were just like picking
them up and throwing them and it made

914
00:56:44.280 --> 00:56:49.559
me so angry. Yeah. But
apparently the frog peede in Nelson's hands,

915
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:52.280
so he got his come uppins.
But then says that he was stealing with

916
00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:53.679
these grapes. But Nowson proves that
he wasn't because he showed the photos that

917
00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:59.559
he took on his digital camera dated
when we took photos on cameras. Do

918
00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:01.599
you still have a digital camera flying
couple in the cupboard? Yeah, yeah,

919
00:57:01.599 --> 00:57:04.159
I've got I've got one, and
I'm like, this is such a

920
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:06.599
nice piece of tech. I don't
want to throw it away. You've mentioned

921
00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:07.840
this before, but now I'm just
like, your phone does the same thing,

922
00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:10.400
but your phone probably doesn't. Or
you got a new phone, didn't

923
00:57:10.400 --> 00:57:14.360
you? I did? Yeah,
yeah, except I don't know how much

924
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:17.239
of an upgrade. What do you
get it's another Samsung? What one though

925
00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:22.239
it's an A something and I probably
had an S model you gone backwards?

926
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:27.119
I have, but I thought I
don't know. I mean, I think

927
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:30.159
I was looking at the numbers rather
than the letters. Okay, yeah,

928
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:34.000
but something I discovered it was this
doesn't wireless chart. Did you get it

929
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.280
from the crime market? No,
like got it from a man. And

930
00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:39.760
you want the A twenty one,
not the S twenty one. I've got

931
00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:45.519
a man of very nice van.
You're late. I was waiting to smash

932
00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:52.559
this frog with you and it beeeding
my hand. Sorry, I was stealing

933
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:58.880
loose grapes at the grocery store.
Really you call this stealing loose grapes.

934
00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:07.960
We were just having fun. Don't
get upset, Oh right, stupid Nelson

935
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:12.119
always gets upset. He'll probably do
something stupid like smash his own camera.

936
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:19.679
Look what you made me do?
I know? Say get in here.

937
00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:24.159
The cat's eyes are running. I
needed at durbum coming ma, see you

938
00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:32.679
later, lying Trader. Something in
your eye, mister mooch, Well do

939
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:40.480
something in my eye? Doo ma, what happened to the curtains? I

940
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:45.440
made him into a dress for a
karaoke singing, Hey buck, you want

941
00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:49.880
some ice? Cream. I just
hit a major marshmallow vad. I think

942
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:52.960
it goes all the way to the
bottom. No things, what's wrong?

943
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:57.360
Me and Nelson were best friends and
now I think he's gonna kill me.

944
00:58:57.639 --> 00:59:00.920
Puly problem. Hey, you know
what they say, Oh, bullies are

945
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:07.320
cowards. It's not true. They're
brave because they're strong. Then Lisa offers

946
00:59:07.639 --> 00:59:09.280
Bart mycecream. You were touched on
that earlier, but he's too worried to

947
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:12.559
eat. You know, he's worried
about Nelson. Grandpa just brings up a

948
00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:15.840
random story. It's kind of like
Homer's I like stories. It's just like,

949
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:19.119
bullies are brave because they're strong.
It's not even a really a joke.

950
00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:22.719
Then no, but Nelson is now
list the jokes like, oh,

951
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:27.480
you know, everyone says bullies are
actually cowards, but Grandpa's been a contrarian.

952
00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:30.679
Yeah, forget it. Nelson is
now hiding in Bart's locker, and

953
00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:32.400
there are a couple of members in
this episode where it's just like he is

954
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:36.559
like that crazy X where it's like
you think he's going to be angry.

955
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:39.000
Then he's just like, oh but
I'm really really sorry. But but it's

956
00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:45.800
like I can't read you crazy.
Yeah, so I can't be with you.

957
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:47.079
It's going to be this much work. And when Bart caught him out

958
00:59:47.079 --> 00:59:49.719
for he's like, you're fucking mad
man. I don't want to be your

959
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:51.679
friend with anyone, like you're in
the locker, but what are you doing

960
00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:53.679
crazy? Even like Skinner and charm
has want nothing to do with it.

961
00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:57.840
It's best of we don't get involved. Meanwhile, Homer is crying over Gray

962
00:59:57.880 --> 01:00:02.800
Stash is a sign photo himself at
Lisa is excited. You know, we're

963
01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:06.719
going to finish his book now.
And you know what would how would you

964
01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:08.639
feel if Gray Stash died of the
day my childhood ended? And I was

965
01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:12.880
just like, yeah, this is
sad. I feel like the Sanda thing

966
01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.079
for me. That kind of felt
like when my childhood ended, when do

967
01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:17.840
you think your child? Can you
remember a moment you just sort of realized

968
01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:24.119
nothing's the same anymore. I remember
that that day thinking life isn't how I

969
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:28.000
thought it was anymore. Because you're
angry that you felt you'd be lied to,

970
01:00:28.159 --> 01:00:30.119
but you just he disappointed that it's
not a thing. This one wasn't

971
01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:36.920
a childhood thing so much, okay, more like a very very early adolescence

972
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:42.480
thing, because I mean, I
mean, I think I knew from an

973
01:00:42.480 --> 01:00:44.920
early heads like I think Mum and
Dad might be Santa. It's all right,

974
01:00:45.239 --> 01:00:46.519
you got no problem with that.
Likewise, easter budding and tooth theory,

975
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:52.079
it's all good. But I think
you know, it's probably about maybe

976
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:55.639
eleven or twelve, and you know, people are growing up at different rates,

977
01:00:55.639 --> 01:00:58.920
and you know, as we I
think we said earlier, sort of

978
01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:02.079
the social dynam makes ever changing.
It's going to like sand beneath your feet.

979
01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:07.679
And I think there occasions when someone
that you thought was your friend would

980
01:01:07.719 --> 01:01:09.840
sort of like go related this episode, would go off with someone else.

981
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:14.920
It's kind of like, wait a
minute, well we're not friendzy, what's

982
01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:17.559
going on? Yeah, my male. I was probably overreacting, but I

983
01:01:17.599 --> 01:01:21.400
remember thinking, oh gosh, I'm
gonna have there's a bit more to this

984
01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:23.679
life thing that I thought there was
only going to be cool and hanging out

985
01:01:23.679 --> 01:01:29.440
with my own what are you talking
about, white male? But tends out

986
01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:30.199
to be one of the great joys
in life, it does, indeed.

987
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:34.639
Yeah. But yeah, so I
just as I was touching on earlier,

988
01:01:34.679 --> 01:01:37.679
I just hope I just loved that
Homer was just like thinking for Lisa here.

989
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:40.119
You know you in no way was
being self just like they've trained us

990
01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:44.199
to think that I was going to
do something stupid and wrong and selfish.

991
01:01:44.400 --> 01:01:46.800
Yes, yeah, and you're shocked
when he doesn't. That's that's not a

992
01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:52.119
good thing. No, it's not
at all. How would you feel if

993
01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:57.480
something bad happened to Greastash? It
would be the day my childhood anger come.

994
01:01:57.519 --> 01:02:05.480
I read Angelica was trapped in the
stuff o'clock of sandy doom. Time

995
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:10.239
to choose, Graistash. If you
save Angelica, you die. Where are

996
01:02:10.280 --> 01:02:15.920
you stopping? Where almost at the
happy ending? No book is gonna make

997
01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:20.079
my daughter said, Time to do
what I do best, lie to a

998
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:25.719
child. Gray Stash looked crumped right
in the eye and said, mustache power

999
01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:45.599
exhibs. Oh man, I can't
believe you beat me, but you did.

1000
01:02:46.360 --> 01:03:00.159
I somehow escaped from the eye glass
and now to go on living the

1001
01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:07.599
end? Is that really how it
ends? What happened to the Mollinical Council.

1002
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:12.639
They went to star Wars Land and
fought star Wars. God, you

1003
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:17.400
can read to me anytime now.
Lisa won't know about death till it strikes

1004
01:03:17.480 --> 01:03:31.920
someone close to her. God's ending
is better. It was a really nice

1005
01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:34.840
way to wrap that up, wasn't
it. I think so, yeah,

1006
01:03:35.079 --> 01:03:37.400
that's almost like the little secret she's
willing. He was going along with something

1007
01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:40.840
and she's going along with her little
charade. But everyone's happier as a result.

1008
01:03:40.880 --> 01:03:45.400
He thinks it's not a good thing. I just liked it. Now,

1009
01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:47.519
the field trip at the tidepools,
this has felt like a really random

1010
01:03:49.079 --> 01:03:52.559
add on. Yeah. Well they'd
run out of that. They realized that

1011
01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:54.079
hadn't gone long enough, and it's
just like, ah, I guess you

1012
01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:58.280
need to I guess we need to
wrap up this storyline with Button Nelson,

1013
01:03:58.320 --> 01:04:01.400
and maybe we need to introduce some
perils. So much happened so quickly.

1014
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:05.880
Yeah, so they almost drowned in
the ocean, and then like oh that

1015
01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:12.840
almos a rescue and then octopus and
there's a dead diver and yeahs so basically

1016
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:15.239
basically they're the tire pools and Nelson
picks Bart as his buddy, takeshim away

1017
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:18.679
from everybody else and it again,
he takes him into like a cave.

1018
01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:21.559
He's like, you're a bad friend, you know you and your like that

1019
01:04:21.639 --> 01:04:25.840
I protected you and then but I
was like no, you're fucking weird.

1020
01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:28.360
You act all nice and you get
all crazy of there's something not right there,

1021
01:04:28.599 --> 01:04:30.719
and he explains, I've never had
a best friend before. And then

1022
01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:33.559
all of a sudden they're nearly drowning, and as he said, the octopus,

1023
01:04:33.800 --> 01:04:40.360
he steals a diver's yeah snork or
whatever. The driver dies, octiples

1024
01:04:40.360 --> 01:04:43.639
then steals the snorkel. But then
they pass out and they wake up,

1025
01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:46.199
And that's like a bit of a
Lord of the Rings tribute as well,

1026
01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:50.639
when I think when at the end
of the first one, if you haven't

1027
01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:55.599
seen the first one, yeah,
yeah, when Sam Wise falls out of

1028
01:04:55.639 --> 01:04:59.519
the boat or he chases him and
he's nearly drowning, and then Frodo sort

1029
01:04:59.559 --> 01:05:01.280
of like reached then grabbs him,
pulls him out. It's the first one.

1030
01:05:01.400 --> 01:05:03.199
Yeah, at the end of the
Fellowship of the Ring. Okay,

1031
01:05:03.199 --> 01:05:08.119
okay, you can't swim. Oh
no, and then he rescues him and

1032
01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:11.079
all that's right, yes, yes, then yeah, So basically Nelson never

1033
01:05:11.079 --> 01:05:13.519
wake up because he never passed out, and he says, no, you're

1034
01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:15.079
nothing to me now, you're just
bafed to me. So bat then has

1035
01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:18.000
a bit of reminiscing back in his
bedroom. He grubs out the vests and

1036
01:05:18.079 --> 01:05:20.159
says, I never forget the wheat
we had we were best friends, and

1037
01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:23.800
Nelson rides past saying, ha ha, I touched your heart and that is

1038
01:05:23.880 --> 01:05:26.599
the end. And it's also a
bit of a brokeback mountain shout out with

1039
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:30.360
the picture. Yeah, yeah,
the shirt hanging up and the picture is

1040
01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:32.920
very much a brokeback mountain shout out. So okay, I don't know.

1041
01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:36.360
Maybe that's trying to counteract some of
the weak ass gay eggs that they had

1042
01:05:36.440 --> 01:05:41.920
before that, you know, with
the whole manmouth kind of deal. Yeah,

1043
01:05:42.280 --> 01:05:44.440
but you know, this is what
two thousand and six, two thousand

1044
01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:48.920
and seven, such things were in
vogue, particularly at Simson's HQ. And

1045
01:05:48.960 --> 01:05:51.920
then over the credits, I'm assuming
we got here a deleted scene. It

1046
01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:55.840
feels that way, doesn't it.
Yeah, just being sad about Gray Stash

1047
01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:59.119
and crying at Moe's and them saying, don't worry about it's a character,

1048
01:05:59.159 --> 01:06:00.679
and don't you say his name is
he's naming your mouth sounds like dirt,

1049
01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:03.599
and no measould ever Outlivey's fictional wizard. So I feel like this would have

1050
01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:05.840
been a scene that they probably put
in. But it's like, if you're

1051
01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:08.599
gonna put it in the credits,
why do just put it into the actual

1052
01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:13.320
episode? That would make sense.
Why add these deleted scenes in the credits?

1053
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:15.960
Just put them in where they were? I agree with you on this

1054
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:19.000
point. Anyway, what do we
learn bomb? What you learn from the

1055
01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:25.199
episode with the Davis that the name
for a bundle of sticks is a yes?

1056
01:06:25.400 --> 01:06:28.280
Indeed, I learned that no men
should Outlivey's fictional wizard. That makes

1057
01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:31.679
sense. Forward, your name will
be all right? It's time for the

1058
01:06:31.800 --> 01:06:35.519
Guy Davis New Name Championship. Round
eight four of this week. We have

1059
01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:40.760
the current leader boards standing at in
first position, we have Carl Molden on

1060
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:43.880
eight points, Luck McKay on seven
points, and Philip J. Hawkins on

1061
01:06:44.280 --> 01:06:48.920
five. Take it away. One
point goes to a vested development. Ooh,

1062
01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:53.280
that is David Mott. Well,
I'm David. Is that his first

1063
01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:55.519
points? That is not his first
points? And that puts David Mott on

1064
01:06:55.719 --> 01:07:00.960
three points? Well on David Motzki
two points four the Bully Guard. He's

1065
01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:03.960
back. Philip J. Hawkins hawk
Yes, why he is now on seven

1066
01:07:04.039 --> 01:07:11.000
points while I'm in second position and
three points goes to full Nelson. Ah,

1067
01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:15.960
he's done it again. Look I
am your leader. He is,

1068
01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:18.360
indeed, he is the leader now
outright. He's got three points there,

1069
01:07:18.400 --> 01:07:23.000
which puts him in first position on
ten points. So now he's gone from

1070
01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:26.280
second to first. Luke McKay's on
ten, Carl mahle dooing bumped down to

1071
01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:29.880
second position on eight, and Philip
J. Klawn up there on seven points

1072
01:07:29.920 --> 01:07:32.239
in third. What a fascinating race. I guess it's so exciting. It's

1073
01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:34.480
very, very exciting. Indeed,
when we parted the championship, just going

1074
01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:36.719
to be a support of ours on
it. Patrio, Let's get into some

1075
01:07:38.119 --> 01:07:44.400
male bad questions, bad questions.
Bail is here. Harrison mccluel says,

1076
01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:46.360
have you guys ever been disappointed or
saddened by the ending of a book,

1077
01:07:46.440 --> 01:07:50.679
TV show or film. He believes
the How I Met Your Mother ended ending

1078
01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:56.880
was awful. Hmm. I remember
being really disappointed with the ending of Sons

1079
01:07:56.920 --> 01:08:00.800
of Anarchy. Oh yeah, I
don't want to say what happened. It

1080
01:08:00.880 --> 01:08:05.079
was almost like a while ago,
but I don't know, I ways spoil

1081
01:08:05.079 --> 01:08:10.119
it, but basically the end the
story that you were watching for ended in

1082
01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:13.559
like the second last episode and the
last one was just sort of tread like

1083
01:08:13.679 --> 01:08:16.359
like a wrap up, and I
was just like, ah, I don't

1084
01:08:16.359 --> 01:08:19.399
care anymore. There's so many shows
that that would do that, though.

1085
01:08:19.399 --> 01:08:21.239
I mean, I remember Game of
Thrones did a bit. I mean not

1086
01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:27.600
talking about the very very ending,
but you'd watch a season and then the

1087
01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:31.760
second last episode would usually be like
the huge battle, and then the episode

1088
01:08:31.800 --> 01:08:34.960
after that, the final episode of
the season would be after math of the

1089
01:08:35.039 --> 01:08:40.159
last battle and sort of setting the
pieces for the next season. Yeah,

1090
01:08:40.199 --> 01:08:43.720
yeah, it's like okay, yeah, it would usually be a lot more

1091
01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:45.680
subdued and quiet. I remember.
I think they did that on a couple

1092
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.399
of other shows, maybe on Breaking
Bad, certainly a mad Men, I

1093
01:08:48.439 --> 01:08:53.520
think they did that as well.
I feel bad. I don't really remember

1094
01:08:53.560 --> 01:08:58.239
that many sort of finales that that
let me down, that disappointed me.

1095
01:08:58.279 --> 01:09:01.319
I don't I remember being at the
end of season one of Your Honor,

1096
01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:04.319
I mean, like, you can't
fucking possibly end it this way. Have

1097
01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:08.840
you seen Your Honor? I started
it but didn't finish it. Okay,

1098
01:09:09.600 --> 01:09:13.680
we watched the second season and it
was all right, but it's just like

1099
01:09:13.920 --> 01:09:17.119
on that first season ending, going
I feel so empty inside. Oh,

1100
01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:23.199
it's just and I was angry how
it ended. It's just like I don't

1101
01:09:23.239 --> 01:09:26.359
watch it to be feeling bad.
I'll tell you what. Actually, there

1102
01:09:26.439 --> 01:09:30.119
was something about the mist oh no, oh yeah, a little bit.

1103
01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:32.840
Yeah, I mean we talked about
this when we did our movie guys think

1104
01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:36.279
of the fog, Yeah, and
how the twist at the end. I

1105
01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:40.920
felt really sad. I was like, oh man, I felt really sad,

1106
01:09:40.960 --> 01:09:43.760
of course, but also kind of
like there's a very traumatic incident that

1107
01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:48.279
happens and then almost instantly, it's
like something that could have resolved, yeah,

1108
01:09:49.239 --> 01:09:54.520
renders that. Yeah, And it's
like if I was making it,

1109
01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:56.479
I would have had like a bit
of a gap. I would have had

1110
01:09:56.560 --> 01:10:00.640
him sitting in the car and like
bemoaning, and then like an hour would

1111
01:10:00.640 --> 01:10:02.520
have gone past or something. But
for it happened instantly, Like that's kind

1112
01:10:02.520 --> 01:10:06.239
of like this is almost too much
of a end of a sitcom episode,

1113
01:10:06.239 --> 01:10:11.039
didn't it a little bit? Yeah? Yeah. I was thinking of something

1114
01:10:11.039 --> 01:10:15.279
that disappointed me recently. It was
the Across the Spider Verse. I believe

1115
01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:17.640
it's it's the follow up to Endo
the Spider Verse, and I think I

1116
01:10:17.720 --> 01:10:19.840
knew going in it was like,
oh, yeah, this is going to

1117
01:10:19.880 --> 01:10:24.399
be a two part but yeah it
got to the end, I'm like,

1118
01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:27.399
oh, okay, yeah, I
know we're gonna have to wait a while

1119
01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:30.279
for the for the rest, but
it's like this just yeah, this felt

1120
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:34.199
like you've have you not learned?
We don't have patience anymore? That's correct,

1121
01:10:34.600 --> 01:10:39.239
Yeah, we need patience and I
don't have. Right. A couple

1122
01:10:39.279 --> 01:10:42.760
more questions we have here, George
of power not a question per se,

1123
01:10:42.840 --> 01:10:45.680
Well, thank you, George,
I asked for a question. But I

1124
01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:47.760
love the subplot of this episode.
My mum read me Harry Potter as a

1125
01:10:47.840 --> 01:10:51.600
kid, and turns out was reading
ahead after I fell asleep, just like

1126
01:10:51.720 --> 01:10:56.159
Homer had. My mum and I
have always bonded over the Simpsons, and

1127
01:10:56.279 --> 01:10:59.560
so to have them put forward this
story which has happened to us is always

1128
01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:03.000
something that I adored, Gray Stash. It is nice when things happening in

1129
01:11:03.039 --> 01:11:10.039
your real life. For me,
when I like I watched the the the

1130
01:11:10.560 --> 01:11:13.720
Homer with the rush rushing the bedtime, I was like, this happened.

1131
01:11:15.079 --> 01:11:18.159
But for me the most was like
in March being not proud when Barke gets

1132
01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:23.960
caught stealing right. I've said how
I got caught trying to slip that Disney

1133
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:27.640
Adventures book into the TV guide and
Mom was just like so disappointed. I

1134
01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:29.560
was like, whenever I watched Marge
being proud, I'm like, this is

1135
01:11:29.600 --> 01:11:32.039
what happened, as I have such
a connection with that episode. Andrew jpr

1136
01:11:32.079 --> 01:11:35.920
Man, what's the no what's your
favorite fictional book series? These aren't that

1137
01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:40.680
well known, but I enjoyed all
of them. The Wicked series from the

1138
01:11:40.760 --> 01:11:44.640
nineties, Yeah, I love those
Wicked ones. Was it Paul Jennings did

1139
01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:47.720
Wicked? I think so. Yeah. There's a writer and like named Charlie

1140
01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:51.600
Houston. He's written all kinds of
novels and comic books and other things like

1141
01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:57.560
that, but he did a series
of novels based around this character named Joe

1142
01:11:57.680 --> 01:12:04.159
Pitt who became he was sort of
a low level, big city tough guy

1143
01:12:04.479 --> 01:12:10.479
who got turned into a vampire and
yeah sort of then worked as a freelance

1144
01:12:10.600 --> 01:12:15.760
enforcer slash private detective in the supernatural
world. And Charlie wrote like five of

1145
01:12:15.800 --> 01:12:18.199
the Joe Pitt novels. I've read
them all and I think they're really really

1146
01:12:18.239 --> 01:12:23.359
good. I was waiting for someone
to turn them into equally cool movies or

1147
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:27.640
a like Netflix series. So yeah, I think it starts with one called

1148
01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:30.600
Already Dead, and there's like five
of them. That's a cool name for

1149
01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:34.439
like an eighties I Already Dead.
What would be on the cover or the

1150
01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:39.319
poster for that Already Dead? I
imagine you've got sort of a black and

1151
01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:45.279
white image of Joe Pitt himself.
I saw as being played by Colin Farrell,

1152
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:48.119
but it could be anyone and there's
a dash of red in there or

1153
01:12:48.119 --> 01:12:51.399
something he's like holding a steak or
something that's got blood on. Everything else

1154
01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:54.199
is black and white, but you've
got a dash of red in there.

1155
01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:57.439
You go it? Would it be
what they call it when it's like it

1156
01:12:57.600 --> 01:13:01.479
moves? Oh yeahicular? Because someone
brought up on have you been paying attention

1157
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:05.600
last night? The Jack Frost movie
from the nineties, This is the Killer

1158
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:09.079
Snowman? Oh yeah? And that
had a lenticular As a kid, I

1159
01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:14.439
was like, nothing, look scary. Our timelines all out of whack because

1160
01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:16.960
we're recording two episodes back in the
back. But as we record this,

1161
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:20.520
last night was Halloween, and obviously
it was last week and have you been

1162
01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:26.239
paying attention that last night? But
I was over at my good buddy,

1163
01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:30.720
Steve's big Halloween guy. And as
I was opening the door to help him

1164
01:13:30.720 --> 01:13:33.560
out and handing out trick or trick
gifts, gift bags, gift bag,

1165
01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.560
see gift bags, all other gift
bags. Kids love a gift bag.

1166
01:13:38.640 --> 01:13:43.880
There was a one of those lenticular
pictures behind behind me that had oh,

1167
01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:45.840
it's a picture of an it's an
old picture of a lady from like the

1168
01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:48.279
nineteen twenties or something like that.
Then you look at the other way,

1169
01:13:48.319 --> 01:13:51.039
Ah, she's a vampire. And
some of the kids who would see that

1170
01:13:51.119 --> 01:13:55.359
go, oh my god, that's
such good picture. I want to go

1171
01:13:55.439 --> 01:13:59.399
all that. Next year, I
was seeing how much enjoyment the kids were

1172
01:13:59.399 --> 01:14:01.359
having. I was like, it's
finally happening. Halloween's happening. Yeah,

1173
01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.720
well, you've got three hundred and
sixty four days to do so we have

1174
01:14:03.800 --> 01:14:06.199
indeed. Yes, all right,
guys, I hope you enjoyed our review

1175
01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:09.840
of the Whore Hoard Couple. I'm
looking at the title of the next one.

1176
01:14:09.840 --> 01:14:12.600
I feel like you're gonna enjoy it. Calld Kill Gill Volumes one and

1177
01:14:12.680 --> 01:14:15.720
two. Oo. You like Gill, and you like kill Bill, and

1178
01:14:15.800 --> 01:14:17.720
I like killing in general. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, so that's

1179
01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:21.600
gonna be the next episode of four
Finger Discay Kill Gill Volumes One and two.

1180
01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:28.119
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1181
01:14:28.199 --> 01:14:31.000
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1182
01:14:31.039 --> 01:14:33.439
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1183
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1190
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1191
01:14:58.840 --> 01:15:01.760
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1192
01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:04.880
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