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Happy Friday. Oh, let's get started with some early Friday morning talkbacks.
Good morning, guys, It's Pedro without the haircut. I have another Halloween
costume idea for you guys. Okay, how about morning beverages? Cheating and
Selena could dress up as some sort of energy drink. Jess. She seems
like a tea person, so maybe a tea bag. Graham's taking easy to
get your mind, not the gutter. And Graham, how about a boring
cup of coffee? Good? Look, guys, that's actually kind of cute.
You would spot on like you love tea bags? Yeah, I like
tease. I bet it comes in a bag you like, yeah? Before
you Yeah, Look, I'm me dressed up as a cup of coffee.
That one's out the energy drink one we could be but Jess dressed up as
a tea bag. I'm here for that. So'll put that on the list
that as an approve Why because I don't like it. That's an approved costume.
But it has to be a group costume. She just looked into Okay
because eggs. Well, let the listeners know that. Otherwise I just think
you're shouting for no reason. All Right, I got a DM of some
other cost my ideas, and look, I'm gonna just go on record right
now and say this is These are the best suggestions we're gonna get. Okay,
we have to figure out how to dress up as them. All right.
This, Uh, our buddy Jose Ramirez has sent me a d M
yesterday. He said, costume ideas for you guys, Graham, dress up
as a fart jar. Look, that's what I wanted to be last year
for Halloween and I couldn't pull it together in time. But with enough,
oh my god, we could hold very easy. Selena. He wants you
to dress up as a that's going to be an interesting costume, but also
do well go to jail. Here's the next one you're treating like that?
This one. I think maybe she'd have to dress up as the medicine for
it, but he says, cheaty should dress up as I have constivation,
so maybe as a big pepto mottle. And then Jess, he says,
you could dress up as your dumb ass grape costume all right here for the
grapes. Feel about that? Honestly? I really like so excited, like
I really am, so I'm starting to do it. So where are you
gonna do it too? What do you mean? Like? Where are you
going dress as grapes? I'll probably come to the day before Halloween. I'll
where it. Here's I want you guys to see it. I don't know
if that's gonna We can't just be having balloon sounds all in the background on
our show, you know what I mean? That's going from the mic squeaking
around. How are you gonna sit down, sit down, every the experience,
and I want you guys to have with me. Let's reconsider the tea
back. Let's go back to the talkbacks. We have another one cleaner.
How many days will you be up from the JV show for your wedding in
October? We will be missing you. Oh my god, October's this weekend?
Is it Sunday? Sunday? So my wedding is the twenty first.
I got a book your flight, Graham, so I'll be you. Don't
you go on that site, Kayak. I don't know if you ever used
that. And they said to you should book now you know. And then
but I got the warning says you should wait to book. Prices are coming
down, so I thought, okay, oh wait, and then that was
a little while ago. No, now you forgot. Now they probably shot
it back up again. So I'll be out. I'll be out a few
days. Obviously it's in Mexico, so probably four days something like that.
But you know, Graham and Jazz gonna hold it down and cheaty. Do
you guys want to know how my final dress fitting went yesterday? Yes?
Yeah, so I go in. I honestly cannot believe how they were able
to make such a long dress because you buy your dress and it's just like
regular size. They haven't cut from normal human. Yes, I don't know
how they made it short to fit me, Like they cut off so much
of it and it looks so good and it looks like it just came like
that. They're just over their working miracles. Do you get a discount because
it's less fabric, No, it's more if you pay more for them to
cut it off and then changing into it, they have you like tried on.
All the alterations are done, but changing into it yesterday was so awkward
because typically they will like help you into your dress or you're not like stepping
all over it and like tripping over you know stuff. But this time I
specifically requested that I attempt to do it myself because I'm trying to let the
leg hair grow a little bit. I can you, like, you know,
a good wax. Before the wedding, I didn't want her to see
it. I'm trying to explain to her, like, hey, I just
don't want you to see my legs. I'm like spritelf conscious about this right
now. And she's like, oh girl, you know I've seen it all
I've seen it all, but whatever, and so she was cool about it.
Let me like try it on. Then I got to walk around in
this thing. You guys, I almost like cried, It was so emotional.
And then because it has like the really long back, they have to
bustle it. Do you know what that is? Oh? They kind of
like what like sinch it and the like button they tied up the back or
whatever. That worries me because they had me walk around after they did that,
and it is so heavy back there, Like, I don't know if
I could last in this thing. So is the thing normally dragging on the
ground in the back? Yeah? And then it yeah, and then all
that fabric gets bunched up, the bunch it up for the reception. Yeah,
yes, it gets bunched. Didn't so you like move around and dance
or whatever. Like they had to teach me how to teach you have no
real or teach you a couple of things. Let's start with the deggie.
Let's huh, dinna teach me how to like sit down in the dress that
it all bustled. They had to teach me, and they didn't show me
like in person, but they had to explain to me how I'm gonna have
to use the restroom? And yeah, good question. Who you guys,
I didn't think about that. Basically, I have two options. I can
have someone either like unbutton and I can, you know, put the dress
all the way down, but of course don't want it just like sitting on
the bathroom floor. So then I have to take it completely off and put
it on something so it's not touching something disgusting or dirty. And that seems
like doing a lot. Plus they said, it's like really time and consumings.
You have to put the dress all the way back on. The other
option is to have two people with me, right, oh, someone reaches
their hands up there now catches it. Oh no oh, And someone holds
the front up, someone holds the backup, and then they just stand there
and watch me. I think you're gonna have to, but it's so awkward
that it's gonna be awkward. I know, give me a nose plug,
I'll do it. Can we go back to the leg hair, because yes,
I'm still like stuck on that. If I if I would have waxed
or whatever, let's say, like like a week ago, Okay, I
would have been fine, but I didn't think to do it, so at
this point it's too late. I can't. But is it gonna be too
long? Because isn't there Like it has to be like a good lane.
I don't know. I don't know literally, but I feel like I'm like
avoiding my man at all costs, Like like I just have to not be
seen for the next three weeks. I wonder if we could take like a
picture of them, like taking to see how much hair is on the way
they try to show you, Like, I don't want to see that.
Can we see? Now, let's just take a look. Let's just let
Jess her cheaty take a look. Just see how bad the thickery thatch it
is. I'll show Jess. Okay, are we talking about just your legs
or is there have you let it? Okay, it's not that bad yet.
Are you going to be doing everything? Graham? Yeah, you're gonna
be doing that. Other one's been growing for a few years. I feel
sorry for who everyone at least four hours. Oh that's what you're gonna be
so much pain? Oh yeah, everywhere everywhere. She's probably in my back
too. While I'm at it. I'm just get that lower back. Yeah,
I might as well do the lower back while you guys are working worker
over there, mine as well because it's my current. You know, I
found myself in a very hairy situation. Did let me ask about the bustling
of the dress because at my wedding, my wife's dressed the bustling. Maybe
she wasn't paying attention when they showed her how to do it at the shop,
and nobody could find where the little button loops were whatever the thing.
And I missed damn near the entire cocktail hour because I was in there helping
her try to figure and I don't know what I'm doing. I wasn't there
at any of the fittings. I this is I'm flying blind here. I
didn't know the word bustling was the thing. I didn't know bustling. Are
you even supposed to be at the cocktail hour? I thought that's when you
guys go take the photos and stuff like that. I wanted to be at
the cocktailer because that's the most fun. That's like the great time. There's
good there's good food getting passed around, and there's an open bar. Like
that's the part that I wanted to be at, Like we'll snap a couple
of pictures later. I don't care, and we took some and we took
some pictures before the wedding. We didn't, you know, like okay,
yeah, yeah, the first time I saw her in her dress wasn't when
she came down the aid I had already seen her. Who cares. We
took some pictures then, because if we want to enjoy all the other stuff,
plus you know, we're paying for a lot of that. I want
to enjoy the drinks and food, but you need to make sure you know
how to bustle a thing. I swear to god, it took like an
hour, so I don't know how to do it. But they recorded an
instructional video perfect. I sent to my sisters and now, just like you
guys, study this, deal with it. I can't. They won't watch
that. They're gonna try to be down. They're gonna try to be down
at the last second. Today we've already watched it. They're on, they're
on the case. Those are good sisters. Are there? Because I would
I would have deleted that message. We'll figure it out. We'll be fine.
The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, Happy Friday, The JAV Show
I'm Selena, I'm Jazz, and I'm Cheaty. Good morning jav crew.
That's why I say good morning you guys. Hope everything well. This one
goes out to Selena with her hairy legs because Star Wars first. Chewbacca down.
That was really good. That was good. Let me answer his call
back. That was good, Jazz cheating your best Chewbacca impression? Hey,
hear it again? He cuts that down. Before we discuss the government shut
down, can we talk about how awful people are? Did you guys see
the viral video of the guy, the street performer who got his piano just
smashed to the ground. No, his name's Andrew's a really young guy.
He looks to be like in his I want to say, like early twenties
or whatever. He posted this video because I guess he records all his playing
sessions. I don't know if he posts every single one online, but he
did this one for obvious reasons. And so he's playing a piano and this
girl comes up and just bangs, like flams her hand against the keys to
mess him up. And she was clearly like intoxicated. She's with a whole
group of people, and he's like bro, like, why'd you do that?
Whatever? The drung people walk away. I think maybe like an hour
goes by a couple hours. Maybe that same group they come back and he's
playing a piano. The same drunk girl comes up to him smashes his entire
piano to the ground. We're talking about like a piano. It's a keyboard.
It's a keyboard, but they're calling it a piano. Got it?
So everyone around it like what are you? Like? What are you doing
that for? They were enjoying the show, people were actually watching. They're
like tipping him money, like yeah, you know, giving him the attention
he deserves. And then she's so money and the tip Jarra walks away.
Seriously, Yeah, gosh, people are awful. So this video goes viral.
Charlie Pooth actually reached down to him, which I thought was really cool.
TMZ posted a photo of their dms because Charlie's lind his TMS. He
said, I'm sorry that BS happens to you. Don't let it ever discourage
you from performing. I know it won't, but that video just upsets me
so much. You're a wonderful player and I wish you nothing but success and
constant musical inspiration. Andrew says that Charlie also invited him out to one of
his shows. And uh, Andrew, he's been raising money for like a
new keyboard and stuff. People just want to see him play. So he's
already earned over two thousand dollars. Why didn' Charlie Pooth buy him the new
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. That's Charlie Poos
said. Even you're a great player. Yeah that's great, Charlie, but
could you buy me? And I can't play because some drunk lady just smashed
my keyboard. I hate people sometimes really worse. I like it better when
the Internet finds the person and then that person's life was ruined because they get
something so so terrible. The feel good part about Charlie half, Yeah,
that's great. Whatever the go fund me, Yeah that's great. I'd rather
see that person's life just totally upended because they did something just so awful to
someone I hate her friends they were back there like laughing, like, oh
she just destroyed this, encouraging it. Yeah. Then the guys you were
with the like, would you want to fight about it? You want to
fight about it? The piano player is like, no, like, why
would I want to fight over there? It's just stop being stupid. I'm
a penist. Pianist, Yeah, penist. That's somebody that plays the piano.
He's sickos all right, So what is going on with this government shut
down? Yeah? I don't know if you guys have been following the SNA
Congress about yesterday. Congress is got a couple of days left before the deadline
to fig to get some kind of spending deal in order, and spoiler alert,
doesn't look like they're going to get anything agreed upon. There's certain groups
in Congress that have really dug in and they want bigger spending cuts and they
don't want to approve any sort of budget. So we're headed for a government
shutdown. I think our last one twenty eighteen lasted for like thirty five days
or something like that. And duringy government shutdown, all federal employees and federal
agencies they close up. There's no paychecks coming in, so nobody's working.
So things like national parks, clothes, federal agencies, I don't know,
if Food and Drug Administrator, you name it, military families they're not getting
their money. It affects millions of people. It's a big deal and it
affects a lot of things that the rest of us enjoy, like national parks.
One of the things that was about to kick off next week fat bear
Week, that's in danger of getting scraped. Fat bear a week. I've
never heard of this. You don't know if fat bear Week el. Fat
Bear Week is put on by National Park in a lot, Aska because all
the bears up there right now, they're getting ready for winter, so they
just eat and eat and eat because they got a hibernate and they get really
really fat. And then they go out and take pictures of the fat bears
and some video and then people vote on who's the fattest bear. It's fat
bear Week. Isn't that body shaming? Yeah? Body shaming the bears.
It's not body shaming because you want to be the fattest bear, because that
means you're going to be your body shaming the ones that aren't as big as
they want to be. Perhaps it's like reverse body shaming. Yeah, well,
we all celebrate and do that because we all vote on the fat bears
during fat Bear Week. And if the National Park's closed and it was National
Park employees and rangers and stuff, and they're the ones that were hosting the
thing and posting the pictures and doing all the content for it. And if
they're not getting paid, a fat bear weekend gonna happen. People interesting Congress,
step your game up, and you know what else it's going to affect
here locally. Flea Week Flay Week is next week with fleas fleets. Oh,
we think it was. We were celebrating Flee Week. That's cheat every
year, that's June Flee Weeks in June. I'm talking about Fleet Week.
We're the Blue Angels come and fly and there's baby ships and all stuff.
It's one of the most fun. It's a really fun week. Serv It's
National Coffee Day. Cheaty drinks some more coffee you need it. The JV
show Fun Wild nine four nine. We were just talking about this awful person
in Georgia who smashed a street player's keyboard just strain to the ground, like
mid song. She was clearly intoxicated, but what a jerk. And then
she goes and she steals money at the tip jar. We have an update
on the talkbacks. Yep, Hey, good morning JV Show. This is
Jason out of San Jose just letting you know, Graham that they actually did
find out who the who the the lady that hit the keyboard and broke the
keyboard or that street performer the name Chante heard they identified her and her mother
through social media, so they already found out who it is and they've apparently
been harassing her. That makes me so happy. I mean, look,
there there are several instances where the like Internet justice so to speak, goes
way, way, way too far. Yeah, people's lives are like ruined
over something that like was maybe a mistake or you know, laps of judgment.
And sometimes I'm like, wow, that was like, let's let's ease
back. It went too far. But she smashed the keyboard and then stole
the tip money, like you're just a terrible person. Like I do love
when the Internet will see like, hey, there's some wrong that's been done.
We recognize that wrong and that it's not okay to do that. So
they all band together to bring justice to that person. And I feel like
I feel like it's a good deterrent for this kind of behavior because while the
police generally don't catch up to you on a lot of these things without particularly
with social media will particulate without social media is stepping in and identifying you because
the cops like, yeah, do you guys want to figure trying to figure
out who this lady is? Now, we got we got other stuff to
do. And so I feel like it's a good to turn. You should
know if you're about to do something awful like this, that something's going to
happen to you. And yep, generally social media is the one to think.
All right. So remember yesterday when we found out for the first time
Travis Kelsey had a dating show on the EAT network back in like twenty sixteen
that nobody watched or I don't know a single person that watched it. Well,
now that it's back in the news, I saw a story yesterday a
source saying that he showed up basically every day to set just hella high,
like he would smoke all the time. That's just what he does. He
likes, he likes to partake, and he even had his own little bottle
of like vising there to you know, bring the red eyes down just a
little bit, to calm down the redness question for you guys, like this
is a dating show, Okay, you are smoking the marijuana before, could
you guys be with someone who was always high? I personally couldn't. I
used to date someone who wasn't an issue At first it wasn't, but it
was like every time we had to go out, he had to go do
that, and it was just getting frustrating, like do you really have to
do this right now? You know, it gets annoying after a while,
but the frustrating or frustrating frustrating just asking for a fut you know, it
would be one of those things that it would like, hey, can you
no. I don't know. I've I've got plenty of friends that they smoke
every single day and they're great people, and I don't know that doesn't bother
me. I don't know about I've never had to date any of them,
though, I don't mind it. I mean, it couldn't get annoying if
I'm like in a hurry to go somewhere and he's like, wait, let
me smoke real quick, and I'm just like, oh my god. Yeah,
but I don't mind him being in that. In that state, I
like him better, honestly, I get Yeah, I don't know. It
seems like sometimes again people that I'm comparing how I act when I'm When I
do that, I'm maybe not as social as I would be, not gonna
interact with you. Yeah, I can't do it differently, right, So
if it changes their behavior totally, then it would be like, Okay,
you just like be yourself. But people that smoke every day, that is
themselves. That that's yep, that's how they function. Now to the opposite
side of the spectrum, we have the Kardashians who've never even tasted a beer
before. So the new season of their show The Kardashians dropped on Hulu yesterday
and it shows the girls getting off this private jet and then get into a
waiting car. Apparently at some point, at some point, they had the
option to grab a beer. You know, some road beers illegal, but
I'm not mad at it. So they are getting into that car. No
one else wanted a beer. I've never had a regular beer. Oh don't
you put a lemon? And now, oh, I'm but they didn't have
many never had a Corona or I guess an American beer. I don't know
it's Corona American. I have no idea Mexican, right, Yeah, I've
never So that's Chloe not knowing by gosh, I've never had an American beer
like a corona. So then Chloe and Kim they try the beer. It
was a beer's not bad. I don't want to chaste it. Beer is
the best thing on that happening. I would like. By the way,
that's Chloe, I'm mean sorry, that's Kylie saying, what do you guys?
Are you guys these new here? Like? Beer is so good?
So then Chloe hands it to Kim. Oh, it's kind of sweet.
Yeah, I thought you are you good? You know, we never had
a beer, never had a beer? Crazy, It's not possible. Could
you guys be with someone who's never tried a beer? No? Either,
definitely, not absolutely. That's why I draw the line. After they try
it, maybe let's try it. Being an adult, I thought the internet
went and found like because I saw some headline, they went and found some
video or picture of Kim Kardashian doing a kegstand, and it's like, yes,
you've had a beer before. Here's you really, here's a picture of
you doing a kegstand. I'm going to research. Yeah, chet you looked
that up. Go to the internet. Dashian kegstand? And I did cross
my mind. Are they saying this for clout because anytime someone's like, I've
never had hot cheetohs before, I've never had McDonald's or whatever it is,
they go viral, like, how how are you living in twenty twenty three
and you haven't tried these things? So I did wonder that. I bet
like they very rarely drink a beer, Like maybe they haven't had one in
a very long time. But to me, tell me you didn't. You
never had a beer like when you were twenty one twenty two? Yeah,
I mean, you're right. She she does have a picture, so she's
had some beer before. Probably one of it was probably not one of those
American beers like a Corona or MODELO. It was probably, you know,
one of those foreign beers. I feel like they only were And why I
would have like believed it is because they live in a whole different able exactly.
Okay, just for you know, conversation purposes. In the kegstand photo,
she's getting a mouthful of foam. Okay, maybe she's never actually like
had a beer in her hand and like drink when the bot. Maybe she's
never had a beer. Yeah, But and there's another photo of her holding
a glass of beer. But she's what if that was just for the photo
as also positively, you know, because I do know Kim's not a big
drinker. Yeah, that's I mean, you really know at that point,
going all these vacations all the time, how have you not had a nice
cold corona or something on the beach. A lot of I know a lot
of girls that don't like beer. That's fine, you still have had one
to know that that's true, Graham. Tomorrow is the big day. Yeah,
I'm just did so. We're gonna be a mariwith Credit Union in Sunnyvale
from twelve to two. It's our official laptop drive event. We've been talking
about this for quite some time time now that Marriwest they've been amazing. They're
helping these students in need get a lot top for school. It's a must
have these days. So those who don't have one, we're hoping that you
could donate the one that you're not using anymore and donate it tomorrow with us
at the Sunnyville location of the Marriwest again twelve to two. Write that down
twelve to two. A lot of people have sent me dms and message me
saying that they're going to see us tomorrow, Selena. So I'm excited see
those people. I'm excited to see everybody else come through. It's been a
while since we've gotten to kind of it's been a while since we've done an
event like this. So it's gonna be fun and there's gonna be stuff for
everybody there. We're gonna face painting for the kids, so bring your whole
family. We're gonna have a lot of prizes to give away, tickets to
California's Great America, some visa gift cards. We're gonna be hooking people up,
as you know, a little thank you for doing something nice for our
Bay Area students in need. Yeah, Leptop again. We'll see you at
Merriwest in Sunnyvale, twelfth to two, Meriweth Credit Union. Working for you
and our community today tomorrow together, it's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot of music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. So people are really not here for Tom's Scandavall's
podcast, so Wednesday he announced a new weekly podcast called Everybody Loves Tom.
It's being sarcastic, right, I don't know nobody there that many people that
love Tom. Yeah, people are not here for it. Here's just some
of the reaction online. Men will do anything but go to therapy. The
hardest of passes. Can't wait to never listen to this. Nobody loves Tom
as much as Tom loves Tom. Now, well, that part's true.
They're also accusing him of trying to steal attention away from Arianna, who made
her debut on Dancing with the Stars this week and she talked a little bit
about scandavall and interesting timing that now you want to share your side to the
story on a podcast. Do you think that was a premeditated thing, like,
oh, she's about to be on Dancing with the Stars, I better
do something that's gonna steal her thunder No, I don't know. That's coincidental.
Maybe. Well, yesterday he dropped the first episode of the podcast,
and he revealed that in the midst of all the scandal, he quote felt
very, very close to committing suicide. He says, thankfully he had a
few friends who were there for him to spite everything that was going on,
and so he's thinking them for basically saving his life. They were there for
him when nobody else was. I don't think he's just saying something like that
just for Cloud. I don't think like that on the podcast, and I
think I think the whole scandal. Look, I've watched the show since season
one, so you know it's like you feel like you know these characters,
and he really well, I think took a lot of joy in everybody like
loving him. You know, I'm like fans loving him, people wanting to
come to the bars that he was opening and like meet him. And he
was this really like popular guy and like very likable you know. Yeah,
but then when once you become the villain and then and everyone turns on you,
you have the internet, Yeah, crazy, that can take a toll.
It will take a toll. I for sure think it did. And
I don't think he thought it was going to be to like the level that
it was, like people just downright like hating this person and yeah, trashing
his like businesses and actually like going there and physically vandalizing them, and people
yelling at him in the street, like because people were so invested. And
I was like, dude, it's a TV show, Like it's borderline soap
opera, like you know what I mean, It's like this is almost scripted,
you know, and part of it probably is scripted. But I don't
think he foresaw not at all that. I don't think any definitely affected him.
Britney Spears is trying so hard to convince us that she was dancing with
fake knives and not real ones. So she realizes how concerned everyone is now,
especially after cops showed up on her doorstep to do a welfare check because
of all the calls they were coming in. So Brittany posted something on Instagram
and she is once again insisting the knives are fake. She says her team
went and rented them from the hand prop She says, the hand prop shop.
I think it might go buy a different name teams. He says that
it's called something else, but anyways, like a prop rental store. Yeah,
they're in LA, she says. Quote these are not real knives.
No one needs to worry or call the police. I'm trying to imitate one
of my favorite performers, Shakira performance I was inspired by because of her VMA's
performance. Yeah, and then she said, cheers to us bad girls who
aren't afraid to push boundaries and take risks. You are all cut up Brittany,
I mean, you're being a little too risky right now, So you
mean to tell me? She was like, Hey, team, I'm about
to do one of these weird dance videos that I post on Instagram that don't
seem very well planned out. But I'm gonna I need you to go around
down to the prop shop and find me too, act you know, realistic
looking knives so I can do this weird Instagram dance. Oh no, no,
She went to the kitchen drawer, she grabbed them, danced weirdly,
and posted it to Instagram, Like, come on, I wish you would
just admit they're real and be like, sorry, I scared you guys,
I won't do it again, and we can all move on from this.
Yep, had she said, Yeah, I was trying to imitate this one
thing, Skia. In hindsight, not the best idea to do this with
real If you're going to attempt this, please use some costume nothing, and
then we can move forward. And then yeah, it's tired of talking about
this every single day here, Yeah, Graham, would he have? All
right? A bunch of cool news this week surrounding the Golden State Warriors.
First, we had the Warriors owner reportedly close to getting a deal done to
launch a w NBA team here. That would be pretty cool. They would
also play their home games at Chase Center. And secondly, yesterday reports came
out that Chase Center is going to be the home of the twenty twenty five
NBA All Star Game. Not a done deal yet apparently, but I buy
all accounts it's going to happen, and it makes sense. Chase Center is
one of the nicest arenas in the NBA, if not the nicest, and
it would be an awesome place to showcase all the All Star festivities. Maybe
Jack Harlow would come and because you know he's like he loves basketball name,
he could be there chucking or bra up at him. Let's just let's just
say, let's just let's all manifest that for cheat right now. Yeah,
put it on your radar now manifest all right, Thank you, Graham.
Next on the JV shows, speaking of Cheaty, it's one of our favorite
things we do on Friday's Cheaty's tweets the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
I'm Selena Graham and I'm Jess and I'm oh Jess, sorry showing me
right over the start on a Friday, actually brought you Starbucks shows, not
on purpose. So tomorrow Grandma and I are going to be a Mariis Credit
Union in Sunyvale from twelve to two for our official Laptop Drive event. Had
a quick question, really excited to be to leave it Tomorrow's Unfortunately I don't
have a laptop to give out. Would it still be okay to stop by
say hi to you guys? Kidding? Great question, Yes, of course.
If you don't have a laptop, you can do it again. We're
looking for use laptops that need to be refurbished, which is what may what's
going to do and give to various Bay Area students in need. If you
don't have one to donate, yes, of course, come see us tomorrow.
We want to meet everybody tomorrow. We want to have a fun event
and say hi to everybody, and so please come through. Yes, if
you can bring a laptop for the Laptop Drive to help Bay Area students,
please do that as well. I might have to bring my two year old
grandmama. I might need some help with him. He's kind of a nightmare.
You're gonna make me babysit your kids. The whole time. Okay,
fin, I'll do it. Thank you, Graham. I knew I could
count on you. I do. We have some shout out. I got
one shout out. I want to squeeze in quick. Right here. I
got a DM. You know, husband's be sliding to my DMS. He
says, can you please get my wife a shout out for our anniversary tomorrow?
It's going to be seven years Sunday, and I love for very much.
Her name is Jennifer Mendoza Fabiani. I love the little family we have
and can't wait to complete it soon in the future. That's from Julio.
What do you think that means? That means they're gonna you know what that
means, Oh, finally seal the deal. I'm making a hand gesture.
Ye, yep, we'll enjoy that. Yeah. If that happens, that
should happen on your anniversary. Okay, seven. This is the number seven
for them, so hopefully this will be the first time on the seven year
Yeah, whatever, all right. Something we do every Friday. It's one
of our favorites. Cheaty's tweets. Our buddy Cheaty Here. She tweets a
lot like way too much, sometimes drinking me and it's hilarious. But this
is where Graham does a dramatic reading of them no offense, but Patrick Mahomes
has the ugliest voice in the NFL. Wait, I wait, I'm gonna
say. Look, look, I have two things, two comments. One,
whenever somebody starts a thing says no offense, that you're going to say
something offensive hearing. And secondly that's hashtag facts. I've never heard him talk
now, or maybe I did. I never realized he had a hideous voice.
No, you wouldn't realize. You've definitely heard him talk before. What
it sounds like a combination of someone said Seth Rogan's last. Yeah, it's
kind of that meets Kermit the Frog meets Kidny Powers from Southbounding down On if
you ever watched that show, Danny McBride, he's got. It's like a
comma of all those things. It's very it's weird. I feel like it's
gotten a little bit better, has it. I don't thought it was worse
when he first came in the league. Oh my god, this is I
think hilarious to it, but it's it's honestly like, oh, I just
like, okay, let's do cheat let's do another tweet during the next break,
which is not yet. I'm gonna grab the audio. I need to
listen to this for everyone else who's never heard him, You'll be all a
funny sample. Lost my pimple patches, cry and face emoji, cry and
face emoji. We can tell what the hell? What the hell are pimple
patches? Okay, patches? No, it's like a patch that you put
on your pimple and then it like goes away, like you wear it overnight.
Yeah, like wear it for four to six hours, eight hours.
It just like sucks up all the stuff and then lose them. I don't
know. Well, it's yeah, she knew she would have lost them.
I know it is. I had like a really bad pimple on my face
the other day and it was huge, and I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna get my pimple patch and put it on there, hopefully like it
leaves and then I couldn't find my leaves, like it's just gonna walk in
the doorway, goes away. Keep it real. Yeah, what's the effectiveness
of a pimple patch. I've never used one. They worked, They worked
really well, Like I mean, it goes it doesn't like take the pimple
all the way away, but it goes down a lot where it's not like
a huge juicy pimple on your face. Okay, you didn't turn juice.
Imposter syndrome be so real? Oh my gosh, the real one. What
the hell is imposter syndrome? Do you know what imposters? God cramul so
much this small tweets. It's a learning moment for all of us. It's
like when you're in a place so like I would say, like an example
would be like if you're in a place with friends and you just don't feel
like you fit in all the way, like or you just you don't feel
like you're qualified or something like that. Billy Eilish said that she suffers from
imposter syndrome a lot because she doesn't feel like she's worthy enough to be like
the Billie Eilish that we like see her as like she's just a regular,
regular person, you know what I mean? Like she feels like an imposter
almost And is that how when the throngs of fans are waiting for you outside
the building each day, cheaty, You're like, but it could be like
anything, huld you just don't feel like you're worthy of that, or you
just don't feel like so you Who is Cheaty? Who are you an imposter
of? Or how does this how it apply to you enough for you to
tweet it out? I would say when I'm like in a group, when
a group of people maybe like I can't really think of an example right now,
come back to me. You're an imposter. I am an imposter The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, and Grammy said, it's a real
one birthday. Yeah, mom, Well, moms are my dms. I
can't get out of there. I got one, says Hey Graham, can
you please greet my daughters Marcia and Francesca wish them a happy birthday September twenty
ninth. That's today. We listen every morning on our way to school from
seven twenty one. They will be extremely happy. Happy birthday, girls.
Mommy loves you so much. And that is from Mitzi, So happy birthday
to Marcia and Francesca. Have a great day at school. But really we'll
give the fun points. So we learned that Cheaty here thinks that Patrick Mahomes
has the ugliest voice in the NFL. And Graham, you agreed, it's
kind of weird, and I was like, wait, how have I never
noticed this? So I went and I found a clip of Patrick mahone mahomes
Sorry, I don't know why I said that's so weird. I found a
clip of him actually talking about his annoying ugly voice. No, people make
fun of my voice from my entire life, so I've gotten used to it.
It's like the joke that keeps giving. So I've heard it all.
I've heard the Kermit, the frog, I've heard I've heard the smoking cigarettes,
whatever it is. But uh, it's unique, and so maybe I'll
get like a deal from that. Having that unique voice. It is kind
of curd a little bit, the way he says, heard, I've heard
my whole her let's go heard some cows. Yeah, what's the deal with
that? I don't know, but I love it, agreed, uliest voice.
But at least he has like a sense of humor about it. What
it means he's got a couple of Super Bowl rings. It'll be just fun.
Yes, let's go to the talkbacks. Sorry, I just that scared
the hell out of it. You gotta worry about something like that up,
I mean, it is National Coffee Day today. Oh there you go.
That guy probably doesn't normally have coffee his first step. A lot of coffee
deals today. Circle Kay given away one free cup of coffee of any size
through its app until October second. Duncan is offering members of its loyalty program
a free medium hot or ice coffee with any purchase today only. I heard
that Krispy Cream. Krispy Cream is given away coffee to any customer, any
medium, hot or ice coffee, no purchase necessary, don't have to be
a member, and just anyone go in there and get a coffee, get
coffee. Yep, that's a good deal. I really like what Pezze Coffee
is doing. Listen to this. They are quote disrupting the coffee industry with
a new disloyalty program. For the first time ever, you can use reward
programs from like rival companies. Let's say you're a Starbucks Rewards member or whatever.
You go into Pezza and use that to get free coffee there. It's
their disloyalty program. I love that. It's hilarious. And then Wendy's also
selling ninety nine cent coffees on their app. So happy National Coffee Day.
We have our starves and here cheety brought U. I got the basic anything
Well, I was just gonna say I got the cheaty texted this morning very
thoughtfully, or last night, what's everybody's coffee order for a National Coffee Day?
And I went with the pumpkin spice cold brew us too. I went
full basic b Look. October one is Sunday, tis the season, and
you guys, this thing is delicious. By the way. Jez oh,
it's so good. Jesse, what's your ordering? And I gotta look up
the picture. I got it so long. She doesn't even know. Yeah,
it's that long, you guys. I've only ordered it in person once
though out of shame or just because it takes so long. No, because
I just couldn't order it ahead of times. So I was like, I
either pick a different drink or go when you know, order this one.
But it's an ice cafe latte grande light ice, oat milk, vanillas,
we cold foam, three pumps, brown sugars, and I'm in powder.
If anybody ever catches me ordering that, you can punch me in the fist.
I will hard, is possible, really really hard. I try to
knock my face off of My Face the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
Let's go to the phones and bring on Jennifer. Good morning, Jennifer,
good morning. Now you mentioned you have the family in the car.
What is everyone's names? I have my husband Ryan, my son Brady,
and my daughter Madison. Oh you've got a full car there. So let's
see if collectively you guys can work together to win a pair of tickets to
see Becky Gez Mikaa tour on October tenth. Nice. So this is the
JV Show. Yep, nope, game. Here's how it works, Jennifer.
We're gonna ask you four trivia questions. You get three right, and
you win your tickets. Okay, yep, all right. Here's question number
one. Baby Boomers are the generation that resulted from a surge of births following
what war? World War two? Yep, this is the Boomers, all
right. Number two Mac, as in Apple's Mac computers, is short for
what macintalk? Ye? Number three. The Hawks are an NBA franchise that
play in what city? Atlanta? Oh my god, I gotta get a
real car load of smarty pants over here. Reckon. Our other listeners look
bad and we're like, what's what do you get when you combine red and
yellow? And they're like, oh, I don't know, blue and shocking,
But nice work, all right? Question number four and this one's just
for funzies. Doctor Dre was one of the original members of What Rap Grew
n wat Total cake Walk? What was so good? Was a cake walk?
Oh? Like cake walk? Yeah, Jennifer you we have called so
many mornings to get on. We were so excited to get through you in
practicing four to four. Congratulations, So you're going to be seeing Becky Geese
Casa tour, Jennifer. Any fun plans for the weekend? You and the
family? What are you guys doing. We've got basketball, soccer and a
little bit of golf. Whoa games? Yeah? Let now we're talking nice,
so we hope you guys have a really fun weekend. It sounds like
you're gonna be really, really busy, So hang on, Cheety will get
you those tickets there in the next You're nice talking to you, have a
great Friday and the rest of the weekend. Hang on Jennifer the JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine. Let's go to the phones and bring on Jennifer.
Good morning, Jennifer, good morning. Now you mentioned you have the
family in the car. What is everyone's names? I have my husband Ryan,
my son Brady, and my daughter Madison. Oh you've got a full
car there. So let's see if collectively you guys can work together to win
a pair of tickets to see Becky G's Mikasa were on October ten NICs.
So this is the JV show youp nope game. Here's how it works,
Jennifer. We're gonna ask you four trivia questions. You get three right,
and you win your tickets. Okay, yep, all right. Here's question
number one. Baby boomers are the generation that resulted from a surge of births
following what war? World War two? Yep, this is the boomers,
alright. Question number two, Mac, as in Apple's Mac computers, is
short for what macintalk? Yep. Number three. The Hawks are an NBA
franchise that play in what city? Atlanta? Oh my god, I gotta
get real car load of smarty pants over here. Reckon. Our other listeners
look bad and we're like, what's what do you get when you combine red
and yellow? And they're like, oh, I don't know. Blue and
shocking but nice work all right? Question number four and this one's just for
fun zies. Doctor Dre was one of the original members of What Rap Group
n WA totally rushed total Cakewalk. What was so good? Was a cakewalk?
Oh? A cake walk? Yeah, Jennifer. You we have called
so many mornings to get on. We were so excited to get through you
guys be in practicing four. Congratulations. So you're going to be seeing Becky
Geese tour, Jennifer. Any fun plans for the weekend? You in the
family? What are you guys doing? We've got basketball, soccer and a
little bit of golf. Whoa games? Yeah? Let now we're talking nice,
but we hope you guys have a really fun weekend. It sounds like
you're gonna be really, really busy, so hang on. Cheeny will get
you those tickets there in the next You're nice talking to you have a great
fr the rest of the weekend. Hang on, Jennifer. It's all the
stuff you need to know. What's hotted, music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. I saw this
all over the Internet's yesterday. Steph Curry is producing a mac Dre documentary,
really exciting stuff. Let me just say one thing I love about stuff because
you know, he's not from here, he grew up in North Carolina.
But I love that he has fully embraced Bay Area culture. I think he
he's become a part of Bay Area culture. So he and his partner Eric
Peyton, they have this production company, Unanimous Media. It was announced yesterday
via Billboard that they are working with mac Drey's mom to put together this documentary.
We don't have a timeline just yet, but they did say, quote
mac Drey is a cultural icon who made a tremendous impact on the Bay Area
and beyond through his music and pioneering creativity, which is true. Drake talks
about mac dray all the time and his influence. We're honored to work with
his incredible mother to tell her son's life story with respect and dignity for fans,
the Bay Area community and music lovers alike love this and you know and
you know that it's going to be good because everything Steph Curry does is amazing.
That guy, just this year alone, the stuff that he's done for
the community of the Bay Area. He's buying that high school basketball team shoes,
that women's team in Oakland, These schools building new playgrounds, building new
basketball courts, the amount of money they're donating, that's just all the good
stuff. I just love it. Like me too. That guy talk about
should be the most idolized. He's like an angel figure. He's like mother
Teresa, you know what I mean. He can do no wrong. Seriously,
Swifties are beef in with Mahomes fans. Not so much Patrick Mahomes,
but his wife Brittany. Now to be clear, Taylor and Brittany have no
beef. Okay, last weekend they didn't meet at the Chief's game, and
they got along at the after party. They are said to have had drinks
together and like took shots or whatever. But the whole thing with the two
fan bases, it's basically like, there's only room for one NFL wife slash
girlfriends here, so we got a pick. And of course the Swifties are
like, sorry, but this is Taylor's town now Kansas City. Taylor runs
it. And then the you know, the Chiefs fans, the Mahomes fans
are like, oh, the hold time we were here first. You know,
it's all about Patrick and Brittany. We run this town. So it's
kind of like an imaginary beef because there really is no actual beef between Taylor
and Brittany, but the fan bases they're kind of going at it online.
I've always gotten the sense that Brittany Mahomes enjoys the spotlight, like she wants
to be the central figure here. So a lot of the memes I've seen
have been kind of in reference to that. Are jealous. Yes, it's
like she's jealous. Move over, Taylor's in town, but yeah, what's
Taylor arrives? Sorry, it's Taylor's town. But all the reports I've seen
is that they were very friendly with each other and they got along really really
well. So is there any actual beef? No, this is just all
fausta yet I well, yeah, not yet. A couple other Taylor headlines
really quick. Fox asked her if they could play her music on their broadcast
last week. Uh, she said no. And also she is rumored to
be at this next Chief's game on Sunday is they take on the Jet so
we shall see if she is there. I saw something about that. And
if she is there, that's I mean, we'll see her in Britney in
the background pulling each other's hair. Oh my gosh, another Taylor thing.
So a married couple's Halloween costume is going viral right now because they dressed up
as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey in twenty twenty. Yes, yes, they
predicted it. I'm going out to the jam shot out. It's their caption
is I don't know any world in which Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey would be
in the same room together, but apparently in this one they're married. This
is twenty twenty. You guys, how do they know? Like, what
are the odds? That is insane? Go see that at the jabshow dot
com. Graham, what do you have in trending? All right, we
do need to mention it's a very big national and local story. A Senator,
Diane Feinstein has passed away at the age of nineties. Passed away at
her home last night in Washington, DC. A Finestein was California's longest serving
senator. She's been in office since nineteen ninety two. She was a San
Francisco native, the first female Senator from California, and she was currently serving
her sixth term. But we know she was battling numerous health problems. Earlier
this year had been absent from Congress for a few months to deal with those
So a sad day for the Feinstein family. Does this mean Megan Markle's going
to like swoop in and take her spot like she's been trying to do.
It doesn't work like that. Well, I believe if I'm correct, Newsom
now gets to appoint someone to hold that seat until there till election can be
held. Man, So I think that's what Megan was angling to do to
be appointed in the event that Einstein Patty, do you think she did something
to her? I'm just kidding. That would never Oh that was that was
a show. No, yeah, that would never happen. And I love
Megan Marko. I know she's a very h not controversial, but divisive figure
lover, but she definitely should not be holding any type of political office.
The JV Show on Wild nine really exciting stuff happening next week. We've been
talking a lot about Taylor Swift to the Aira's tour concert film comes out on
October thirteenth, because thirteen is her favorite number. Well, we are going
to be doing like an exclusive screening event, So if you want to go,
we're gonna have your chance to win tickets Monday morning eight fifty and then
the following day that Tuesday, it's a Taylor Tuesday. We're gonna have tickets
every single hour starting at seven thirty right here on the JV Show on Walthany
for nine. It's huge, huge, Alright, let's talk about the new
iPhone fifteen. A lot of people who ran out to go buy this,
they've had it for a week now, it's been out for a week and
there are some complaints. Let's just run through them, shall We thought iPhones
were perfect, you guys try to sell me on one every single day.
I felt it's the best phone every no problems. But well, apparently a
lot of the new ones, the iPhone fifteen PROS and Pro Max, they're
getting like really really hot. People are saying like they can't even be on
a FaceTime call for more than two minutes because it heats up and it's like
burning their hands. Oh my gosh. They can't like play a video for
a few minutes because if always just like on fire. This sounds safe.
Yeah, we've already heard about you know, some phones in the past just
spontaneously like exploding and like catching on fires. I don't know if that could
be something that could happen with these phones. There's also a social media guy
who whenever a phone comes out, he tests the durability of it. He
gives, you know, all these new phones the bend tests, where if
he tries to bend the phone with his bare hands, the iPhone fifteen failed.
What do you mean? I all the billboards, everything I see says
made out of titanium. Yes, it looks like it's stronger than a tank.
People are able to crack the phone with their bare hands just bending it.
They're thinking maybe it's because the titanium is, like you know, it's
build as being like lightweight titanium, So maybe it's just not as thick.
Maybe that's also why it's heating through so quickly. I don't know, but
yeah, these phones, they they are bendable, and they're also noticing that
if you're holding it long enough, it'll like it starts to discolor. Really
Yeah, and someone said it could be from like the oil on your hands
that's making it like changed color. It's like tarnishing the metal. Yeah,
but then if you like wipe it off and like leave it for a few
minutes, it'll go back to normal. What is going on with that?
Isn't that disgusting? Yeah, I feel like these are things that should have
been discovered during the testing period of the new phone when they I guess they
come out with so many a new version every year, they probably don't have
that much time to do the research on it. But or just leave it,
just like leave it the way it was. Yeah, it's like every
other feature that you do phones, so you're not really changing much anyways.
I love all these like, you know, they're ever the titanium and we're
making our phones stronger. It's like, yet everyone still has to put a
case on the on the thing otherwise it's gonna break. Like yeah, this
to me is the biggest scam in modern history. Everybody, we make a
cell phone that costs thousands of dollars and they break so easily. Hey,
why not make these things tougher? And then they really pride themselves on the
new colors, like this one comes in pink, but I think jazz.
You mentioned, like, yeah, but then you just throw a case on
it and no one sees the color anyway. It's like then you have to
put a case on it or it will break. Why not make these things
unbreakable? Oh that's right, because they want you to have to buy a
new one and or buy their cases. It's just it's the it's the most
ridiculous money grab, and we all fall for it. I know I'm not
a falling for this one. Nope, No, the next one, yes,
yeah, you'll be getting that one. Well, do you want to
talk about Graham? Oh? Can I just queeze it a really quick anniversary
shout out? Really quick? A lot of dms going on. I got
one and says what's going on? Grand My wife and our big listeners to
the JV show is wondering if you can give my wife a shout out as
it's our seven year wedding anniversary tomorrow. It'd be amazing as she's hearing the
show on her way to work. Please and thank you. Oh yeah,
I forgot nine. Jessin Rubin might need to leave that. Sorry, team
of the New York Giants ha ha ha ha. Thanks again. This is
Adrian from Pedaluma. One little issue with this DM didn't mention his wife's name.
Adrian got the important stuff in about the you know niner and how much
the New York giants sucked, but he forgot his wife. So but happy
anniversary, you know priorities, Yeah, happy anniversary. So I saw this
woman. She posted a video on Amazon, very very embarrassed. She says
that Amazon's new shipping policy and I don't let me know if you guys have
encountered this, but they say there's an option where you can get whatever the
item is mailed basically with no packaging. So she ordered a package of underwear
and then cheaper like that or something. I think there's more sustainable because a
lot of times you've gotten something from Amazon, you're like, this thing can't
break, and there it is in bubble wrap and a cardboard box, and
you're like, well, this is stupid, this guy, and it's really
wasteful because they all got the smallest little thing and it's in this huge box.
All that. Yes, okay, So I think they're just, yeah,
trying to become more sustainable. So I think you can now select that
option, that's what she's saying. I haven't seen that, but I like
the idea. But she's saying she doesn't like the idea because she ordered some
underwear and it arrived just in the underwear plastic packaging. So the person at
her building who holds the packages for you know, the residence, was like,
here, I have a package for you, and he can clearly see
it underwear, and she was very embarrassed. Would you guys, be let
me ask you that, because I'm for this, I like the I've always
thought about that, the amount of stuff we order on Amazon and the amount
of packaging and waste that it creates. And I get we can recycle the
cardboard, but we're still we're cutting down a lot of trees. Would you
be embarrassed if you're underwear and other things you ordered on Amazon arrived like in
just it's packaging so you could see what it was. I would, yeah,
if it was underwear, Yeah, I'd be very embarrassed. Yeah,
because you know, especially in the discontemps, sometimes I've had to order some
it's not just kind of embarrassing things you like, like underwear, like after
you know, I had some kids you have to get like the really big
ones and the ones that go all the way over your stomaching. Yeah,
I wouldn't want the Amazon guy or anyone like seeing that and knowing where it's
getting delivered to. They don't know you personally. It just doesn't matter.
You're embarrassed at the delivery person sees what you've ordered. They were underwear too,
but not these ones, and they're not that big. That's a good
point. That's a good point there, that big. You could use those
as a tent. I mean, wouldn't you be embarrassed? Grow? No,
we all wear underwear. Well I can't say that for everybody, but
the majority of it's all where underwear, and we all have to buy embarrassing
things from time to time. It's not that big of a deal, and
it out for me, the sustainability part of it outweighs the embarrassment. I'm
all I'm for this. No, I'll take mine in a big, giant
cardboard box. Although I guess if you're ordering like work remover or something,
and then you know the person's like, here, here's your word remover that
you ordered, and the giant grand panties and whatever else. The JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine, Jess, if you're gonna go woo, you
have to like doing it? There you go. You just ma me have
doing it sometimes, like we need to pull on it. I'm Selina,
I'm jazz and I'm cheaty. We were just talking about the new iPhone fifteens
a lot of complaints. People are saying that it overheats really fast just after
like a couple of minutes of playing a video or being on FaceTime. Someone
tests the durability and they just cracked it to wear bare hands. Yeah,
and then also if you hold it without a case, the color will start
to change a little bit on you. It's kind of weird. Warning everybody.
While I just wanted to chime in on the conversation, you guys were
talking about the iPhone having to fix. I'm not sure if you guys have
caught onto the pattern, but every time they drop a new iPhone and everybody's
going and rushing out to grab it, they are always messing at, which
is why you should always wait until like about a good like five months after
the phone comes out to get it. Ooh, okay, that's a good
that's a good plan. But still sucks that we have to do that,
Like why can't you just put out a phone and haven't be a good product
exactly, But he's right, you never hear about thee any of these problems
propping up. Yeah, six months after the drop it's always in the beginning,
always all right. So we've talked about girl math, boy math.
Yep, what the heck is child free math? This is my favorite math
so far. So I stumbled upon this video and it kind of explains.
It gives an example, and then I'll share my example after if you don't
have children, and let me introduce you to child free math. I was
I'm getting massage later today, and I was like, that's two hundred dollars.
That's really expensive. You shouldn't do that. And then I thought you
would have spent that on registration fees for soccer camp. Are you kidding me?
Gymnastics? All the ice cream you would have had to buy this year,
trips to Disney Disney alone, that's like three vacations. In child free
math. I'm not having kids, so I can spend my money on me.
So there you go, child free math. If you get to use
it, I love it. It actually makes sense. Yeah, you guys.
Every time my boyfriend and I go out to eat, or honestly,
anytime we're like just splurging or like you know what, Yeah, we're spending
a lot, But if we had kids, we'd be spending this money on
diapers anyways, So let's just go all out. I love child freemath,
although I don't get to use child freemath. I just like these different like
math, yeah, because it's justifying our overspending hypothetical situations in our head.
Well, if I had to do this, i'd be paying this money anyways,
but I'm not, so I could buy this new album. Yeah,
you and Reuben are dinks come with no kids? That's right. I have
heard that. That's that was the origination of the child free math was just
calling people dinks. And I've known plenty of dinks. And man, I
am envious because she's right, getting registered for soccer and all your money.
Then you got to buy the jersey and then they guilt you into the pictures
which come on now you never even give away or do anything with. I
have a staff of pictures, and I don't know what to do with them.
I've learned at least get the base package, one picture of my kid,
one team picture, and that is it. I don't need the forty
prints. Like, but they get you. They always have to get the
magnet. Always get the magnet. Yeah. When I was little, I'd
make my mom buy me like all the pictures and all the accessories and everything,
and it was the ugliest pictures ever too. So the holidays which are
coming up must be a breeze for you guys, Like you have so much
money, you're just swimming in cash. You don't have to buy it for
your you know, suffer for kids and all that. Yeah, pretty much
must be nice. Nice ufree. There was another TikTok video that you wanted
to talk about, Jess with the gym. Oh my gosh, Okay,
so I saw this story. Now this I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you guys
a question, but let me kind of lay it out a little bit.
This man shared that he was at he was at the gym. You know,
he noticed somebody attractive and he decided, you know what, I haven't
It's not like I've approached anybody before for a while, Like, let me
just try it out. The worst she can say is no. He goes
up to her, asks for her name at the gym. She gives them
this really weird look and then says that she's married. So he's like,
all right, chuckles, chuckles it off, and then it's like, oh,
like sorry, you know, goes goes about his workout. Then a
staff member goes up to him and is like, hey, we got a
lot of complaints from the gym. From people at the gym. You're gonna
have to leave the gym right now because we can't have people feeling harassed.
They're like, we looked at the footage, it wasn't that bad. But
if somebody's complaining and being this angry about it, you're she's getting kicked out.
How do you guys feel about that? She's like, this guy's harassing
me and all he did was come up and talk to her, just asked
for her name. Now, cheaty, I know you've been going to the
gym lately. Yeah, how do you feel about being approached? It's a
little awkward, Like if you are not feeling the person, I hate getting
approached. But if you just ask my name, I'm not gonna, you
know, make a big deal out about it unless you keep coming back to
me. So what is the appropriate way of going up to somebody at the
gym? I just think you don't. You shouldn't. What if it's Jack
Harlow, yeah, or Jay as it depends on it's Jack Carlow, cheet,
He's going up to him. No, no, no, it's like,
don't approach any woman at the gym unless she finds you attractive. Then
then green light. Then you're on that fine machine betting that spreading one.
Yeah, someone's sitting on your lap while you're doing that one. You're like,
I'm so glad you approached me at the gym and you're hot. Oh,
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Graham and Selena, we're gonna we're gonna be out there in these streets,
come say hi, all right, so Drake forgot his own lyrics. Apparently,
there has been a couple of times that Drake forgot the lyrics to his
own songs. This is according to people on TikTok. It happens in Atlanta
this week. And then he tried to give the audience an encore and the
crowd quote groaned according to someone that was there. And then another person commented
and said they were at that show and Drake said that he'd be right back,
and then people started leaving. Whoa because usually an encore, the crowd
is demanding that you come back out on stage. And that's when you're like,
okay, even though you planned already to come back out and be like,
okay, if you must, I come back out and do a couple
more. Yeah. But if you've grown, when Drake tries to perform more,
what is groaning sound like? By the way, you're just like,
no, just go home already. But do you guys think Drake gives a
fart? Nope, of course not, because he is rich. While he
was in Atlanta, after forgetting the lyrics to his own songs, he stopped
by the Strip Club and he walked in with two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
cash in a tupperware container. Keep that in tupperware. When you're a drake,
you can keep it in whatever you gotta keep it in. Did keep
it intact? I guess? I guess. I was kind of wondered about
that. When you buy something with a lot of cash, what are you
supposed to put it in? Like a briefcase? Who owns a briefcase?
What do you have around the house. You either have an old paper bag
from Trader Joe's or you have some tupperware and he put it in the tupperware.
I usually go with the brown bag, Me too, you guys.
Chris Jenner's boyfriend's Corey Gamble, was offered a role on yellow Stone. I
have no idea why, and I'm also waiting for confirmation from the show or
a more credible source before I fully believe this, because it just seems kind
of weird and very random. But yesterday I told you how the new season
of the Kardashians dropped in Hulu, and according to them on the show,
by that, I mean Chris Jenner, Corey was offered and appearance on Yellowstone,
and Chris made him turn it down because she learned his role might contain
some romantic scenes, and she was like, no, absolutely not, that's
haterism, very haytery Graham. If your wife was offered a role on a
huge show, let's say as big as Yellowstone, but she might have to
do a romantic scene, maybe a kiss or something like that, she still
let it go. She's busy that day. The ones in a lifetime opportunity
it is. But I can't help that. We already made plans that day
to go down to the d California Real ideas. You cancel those plans,
this is a chance to be on Yellowstone. Yeah, but we've had that
reservation to get her California Real ideas for a long time. Do we have
to get those yet? By the way, because I haven't really gotten No.
I think we have like pushing back the date I got to get that
stupid thing. Okay, I've been dreading that whole process. I don't have
one. Yeah, would you let your Mentalina? Good question? Thank you
for asking. See, don't make likely not you're so controlling, Jess.
Would you let your man if that was his career and he was gonna make
like a ton of money and it was his dream. Yeah. Other than
that, Nope, it's like just a half hour of them just making it
too close, are flying off the sheets, are nothing but those like flesh
colored underwear. I think it depend Oh my gosh, well they have to
because the intimacy coordinator. It would also depend on like who what actress is?
No, Nope, it's a note for me. Who would you let
him do it with? Somebody really not appealing to look at, like,
like who you have in mind? I'd have to think I don't answer that
because we're gonna get canceled. Graham would have been trending, all right.
Well, the biggest thing happening this weekend is the Niner game. Niners have
their first Sunday home game of the season this weekend. They're hosting the Arizona
Cardinals at Levi's. Cardinals coming off a very big win over the Dallas Cowboys.
Everybody figured the Cowboys would pound the Cardinals, but it turned out just
the opposite. Cardinals pounded the Cowboys. Everybody pretty much. I thought.
The understanding around the league going into the season was that the Cardinals were tanking
the season get the highest draft pick next year. They were going to try
to lose every game, but basically they could have won all of their games
so far this season. They ended up blowing a couple of late leads in
their first two games. I say this because hopefully the Niners are taking them
seriously as an opponent. I mean, they're not great or anything, but
you got to get up to play this one kickoff? Is that one twenty
five? Did you guys see the video? There's just one little side note
on this game. Did you guys see the video this week of Cardinals quarterback
Josh Dobbs, I know who. He went to the Cardinals team store to
try to buy his own jersey and they didn't have one. It was pretty
brutal because look, wait, isn't that a good thing? Though they didn't,
Wait they did? They not have it because they don't carry it,
or because it's sold out because they don't carry it. Now, look Josh
Dobbs again who He's bounced around the league as a backup, but he's having
a good year and so he posts this video. Someone us to told him,
like, dude, they don't even have your jersey at the team store.
He's the quarterback of an NFL team. He goes in there he goes
to the look I get not having a Josh Dobbs jersey on the rack,
because look who's buying that again? Who? But he went to the kiosk
where you can make your own jersey. You pick the number and then select
from all the players. You know, you can select any player on the
entire roster's name and select that for the jersey and then it gets printed up.
They didn't even have his name and in the custom jersey yosk, he
couldn't even make get his own jersey made. At that point, you just
got to quit the NFL. I think, don't ever show your face ever
again. I think now they've obviously after he posted that video, they've rectified
the problem. But I bet is that you're going like, oh, get
my own jersey and by give it to some fans, and he couldn't even
get it. That Raiders in La by the way, taking on my cousin
Justin Herbert and the Chargers this weekend. We look alike and we have the
same last name. Explain that to me coincidence. Like seven billion people in
the worlds, you probably look like a lot of them. Now we don't
look anything like, but we do have the same last name. I have
a strong the JV Show on Wild nine. We have a lot to get
to. Graham, you have a shout out, I do. I got
a DM. It says, Hey, Graham, not a dad or mom
sliding in your DM's just a young woman hustling trying to make a name for
herself in your DMS. My name is Jasmine Pineda and I would appreciate a
shout out to my team and I tomorrow morning. We're hosting a first time
HomeBuyer workshop this Sunday morning in a Castro Valley with the goal of educating the
community on all their possibilities. My team has been working their butts off to
ensure a great event, so I wanted to show some appreciation for them.
Thank you. You guys are doing an awesome job on the JV show.
She sent me some more information because I said, well, where's it at?
Tell me about it. She says, it's gonna be at Knudsen's Ice
Creamrie in Castro Valley at ten thirty to noon. Again, this is on
Sunday. If you're interested in becoming a first time HomeBuyer, what any real
estate questions? They're going to take care of you. She said, it
ends before the Niner game, so don't worry. Still watch the Niner game.
It's free to everybody. They're gonna raffle, they're gonna have giveaways and
all kinds of stuff. And she said, if you want more information,
you can look her up on Instagram. It's at Jazz jaaz in real Estate.
Jazz in real Estate, so check her out. Sunday Saturday, come
hang with me and Graham. We'll be at Mariwez Credit Union in Sunnyville for
our official Laptop Drive events. If you have a donate, Sorry, if
you have a laptop that you're not really using it anymore, you can donate
it and we're gonna make sure it gets to a student in need. Plus
we're gonna have tickets to give away to California's Great America. It's hard.
So that's from twelve to two. Yep, tomorrow again in Sunnyville. Two
the talkbacks. People are leaving dad jokes. We'll talk y'all boys set,
good morning. Hey, one more dad joke for you. Since Selena wasn't
digging the last one, why don't Skeleton's fight because they don't have the guts
anyway? Start to Halloween dad jokes. Have a nice day? Was that
a little cat? Did you hear that? There's a cat me out in
back there? And then we have an other dad joke. Let's see how
this one does follow up. Good Morning jav Show Fam. This is your
buddy, Nate. I just wanted to wish you happy Friday. Happy Friday.
I heard my buddy Seth is leaving dad jokes again, so I thought
I joined in. Why is Friday a happy day because the next day is
a Saturday? Boom? Yeah, I get it. Took me a minute.
I'm not gonna lie. I had to listen to it twice. Last
song, She's like, what did he just say? I don't get the
jokes Saturday. That's just how it goes. Oh, we have time for
baby one if Cheety's tweets, cheat Eat tweets a lot. So On Friday's,
Graham does a dramatic reading I'm too classy for this world? Who aimed
at? It's a lyric. I resonated with it because I'm a little I'm
classy sometimes you knows, you know, it doesn't really happen often, but
sometimes it's just classy. Let me get one more let's get one. It's
not a song. Well, I don't know. If it's a song,
you can tell me. I feel bad for leaving my dog downstairs, but
I choose peace. That's another lyric. No, I'm just kidding, no,
because like my dog sleeps with me right sometimes, and he's really really
clingy, so every time I go upstairs, he'll follow me. So sometimes
I just hoped, like sweet, no, because he's like annoying, like
he'll take up like my whole bed, or he'll start wanting to go down.
And honestly, like last was it two nights ago, I didn't get
any sleep because of him, so I had to like sneak up and talk
far a lot. That's why I can't. Yes, I can't have I
can't have that in my room. Yeah, but don't you like waking up?
I have somebody, somebody cuddling you. Otherwise, I mean cheaty.
Let's be honest. You're single. There's not a lot of war action you're
gonna get to you, hey, but you can get an Okay, it's
good. I'm good. It's pretty simple to sleep and next to a guy,
very free. Graham's wife has to put up with and Harry from Graham.
I'm the dog. I know Handbone sleeps with you guys too. Yet,
we have a lot next week to look forward to. Look Monday morning
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