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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one, the freak yo yo yo

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yo yo Hot Hot Round. Crown
places Gentle with breaking local sports, entertainment

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and news news, the breaker of
all Mike's roy Okay, this is legit

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breaking sports news. I must put
it in that category. Three minutes ago,

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at Netflix tweeted out a poster.
Essentially, it says, a live

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global sports event Saturday, July twentieth
at AT and T Stadium in Arlington,

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Texas. A boxing match between Jake
Paul and Mike Tyson. What no way,

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Oh my god, and that's why
the Cowboys will never win a super

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Bowl. That's amazing. That's where
Jerry's heads at. Oh, it's amazing,

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baby goat and one of those Paul
get incredible and I was like,

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I don't know, maybe they were
hacked. But it's also on Better,

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which is a Jake Paul's betting app. That's real Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson

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at at and T Stadium on July
twentieth, which is you know, pretty

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damn close Saturday July twenty and it'll
be live on Netflix Prime Time. There's

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a trailer that's seventeen seconds long of
them, yea getting off a helicopter,

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Mike brace and looking kind of older
now starting to see it in his face

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a little bit, and then they
square up and look each other in the

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eye. Oh my, yeah,
dude, It's everything we were just talking

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about with that cowboys thing earlier.
And then add this to it, Mike

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Tyson, fifty seven year old Mike
Tyson get destroyed, right Jake Paul Mike

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Tyson at at and T Stadium Live
on Netflix Saturday, July twentieth, unbelievable,

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going, yeah, see you there, someone's going is that the Players

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Championship bet or some major bet?
How want your ticket's going to be for

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that? At AT and T Stadium? How many do they think that the

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one hundred people are gonna go to
that? No? No, no,

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that would make more sense at the
American Airline Center or Dicky's Arena for a

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hunt. I mean but that Hey, we're streaming it on Netflix, so

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if you pay for Netflix, you
got it. Have they ever a pay

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per view you know you got to
go through. Have they ever tarped all

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off the whole upper deck? Maybe
maybe for concerts I know, like e

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or like Acy's Jesus the basketball and
hockey court that we play on American Airlines

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Center. Yes, they will tarp
off or curtain off the whole top,

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and I mean that's kind of a
standard move. But I don't know if

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I've ever seen it done at at
and T, or if they even need

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to, or what the capacity is
if you do tarp off or darken out

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the whole upper deck, because they're
gonna want it to look packed. But

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no, they're not gonna right,
No, I don't think to get one

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hundred They're not gonna get ninety thousand
people there to watch Jake Paul Mike Tyson.

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Okay, so other boxing matches that
they've had in the past, I

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guarantee you, though, well I
don't want to say guarantee after they got

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close to one hundred k for like
Canelo versus Triple G and the Errol Spins

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fights and stuff like that. Wasn't
those are huge? Yeah? Yeah,

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those are huge, and they should
be and those are people at the top

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of the sport and canal though obviously
has a ton of Mexican support, and

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he's one of the best fighters of
all time. Okay, actually, here

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we go. I've got the numbers
on that, not one hundred. Okay,

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so Canelo in twenty twenty one that
was seventy three thousand. Errol Spence

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in twenty twenty two was forty thousand, twenty nineteen Errol Spence, mikey Garcia

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forty seven thousand. Yeah, they
will have a lot of people, man,

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No, it is, but it's
gonna be one hundred k, like

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we think for a Cowboy game from
Mike Tyson. Yeah, Manny Paciow Medium

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and Margarito and twenty ten forty one
thousand. You can have a lot of

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old Mike Tyson dudes that are my
age and unlike myself, have money,

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and like you said earlier in the
show, it's all about nostalgia these days.

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This thing could get close. I
think you'd I wouldn't be surprised if

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there were minimum seventy thousand people at
this thing. No, yeah, well,

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and okay, we'll have some sort
of undercard with some other interesting fights,

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maybe even a real yeah, good
fight. What is this for?

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Just an exhibition of Andrew Holyfield and
Lennox Lewis. Here's oldies. Hey guys,

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we've found Riddick Bow He's gonna take
on Butterbean. He's gonna take on

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Carl the Truth Williams, and then
weirdly an x NFL player will get in

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the ring. Okay, Bell's fighting
Greg Hardy's return. Yeah, like there

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might be a former cowboy fighting and
if he's I don't know who else.

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No, that's a dude. I
would bet versus me and Joe I to

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pict yes or no? Will a
former cowboy fight on the undercard? I

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would say yes and maybe fight a
former Redskin or Giant? Like, no,

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seriously, this is promotion boxing spectacle
in this return to the ring against

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Rodney Hampton or how about uh t
o versus h whoever knocked George Tig George

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Teg? Seriously? Like think like
that? Yeah, God's nuts. You

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know that Netflix is all in on
the live streaming thing. Obviously, the

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Chris Rock thing makes sense. They
have a tennis match there during Sunday?

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Which didn't it just air? Was
it? Was it this Sunday? Yeah?

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It was? I guess it was
last Sunday. Yeah, And I

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paid attention to Doll versus Alcarez Alcarez, my guy. I mean, look,

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I've probably watched more Jake Paul fights
than you two combined, only because

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I have one you've seen. I
have a few tricks on enjoying activities.

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So if I'm chilling on a Saturday
night and I know there's some fun,

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well I'll throw it on because I
like weird spectacle, I like boxing.

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I like boxing, But that one
I had to check. I was like,

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all right, I don't know if
Netflix was hacked, and then you

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check some other things. But to
repeat. Nine minutes ago, Netflix tweeted

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out Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson tell
you what It'll live on Netflix at AT

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and T Stadium in Arlington Saturday,
July twentieth, in a world now where

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everything leaks. Props to them for
keeping this underhat. Yeah, yes,

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yeah, a lot of people had
to know about this, Yeah, because

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there's all yeah, yeah, I
mean it probably discussed a lot. I

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would imagine it was discussed a little
bit in the boxing community maybe, but

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I don't know. That's I'd say, I don't know the difference in Jake

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and Logan Paul because they look the
same. I don't know much. Yeah

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that's fair, but jeez, what
a mess serious Netflix? Though you're gonna

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watch it, of course I am, yes, yeah, and like this

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is stupid but everybody wants to find
out what fifty eight fifty nine held is

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Mike fifty seven? How how is
a fifty seven year old for fifty eight

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by then? Yeah, how's he
gonna fair in this? Like? What's

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he gonna look like? Is he
gonna get absolutely destroyed? Yes? Yeah,

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his job is and and Jake Paul
is a decent boxer. I will

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say that he's not useless, and
he's not you know, I don't know.

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I would assume Mike Tyson's gonna get
a I'm not not rigged, but

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essentially getting paid a lot of money
to go get knocked out by Jake Paul.

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He stadium unbelievable. He's not gonna
be good. Yes, his kids

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in the next and the next generations
are going to remember the time Jake Paul

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knocked out Mike Tyson, not knowing
that Mike Tyson was a beast. This

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will be his legacy now moving forward, getting knocked out by a streamer,

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just like Anthony Kim take an ex
out. Yeah, to burst the bubble

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at eight stadium. This Mike Tyson
at fifty eight. But then't foreman in

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his sixties when he fought or was
he not that old. He wasn't that

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old. He was it wasn't that
No, because he wanted this. It

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was forty eight something like that.
Yeah, maybe then maybe they'll run George

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Foreman out here at eighty. Sign
up now on the undercard. Go buy

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your tickets. You're purchasing hype.
Yeah, well it's you're boxing in a

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nutshell. I mean, it's always
been live globally on Netflix to all two

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hundred and sixty million subscribed. I
love the live stream because we're in a

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world where no one watches anything together
anymore. That's part of the reason Mike

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Saturday not live. You know a
lot of people DV aren't just the idea

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of something happening all at once or
we're watching it. Last big moment we've

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had like that is when Will Smith, you know, hit Chris Rock.

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But it's like, I love that
stuff, when we're all watching something live

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like that. I love that Netflix
is in on live streaming stuff. Agreed.

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Okay, so we have it nine
o'clock. Four pairs of tickets to

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see Burt Kreischer. If you can
guess the movie that we are performing,

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an Oscar winning movie. We're gonna
perform a scene of here. If you

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can call in guess it, you'll
get a pair of tickets to see Burt

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Kreischer at Windstar, the Silver Scene, the Silver Screen Kick Kings, or

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Hype at nine. I'm struggling here
the Silver Screen Kings. Yeah, that's

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us. Let me let me fight
off the s aneurysm. All right,

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well, what's the pill? Sitch
took it took its kicking in. She

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made it kicking in. Okay,
so just kicking in right now. I

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think I'm gonna do this now.
Yeah. So last night, oh,

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the Mass Singer or your house,
and you know what, we should not

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do it? No, no,
no, Kevin, don't pivot just because

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I've grown. No, I don't
want to miss Yeah. Okay, in

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a second, don't let my emotions
dictate your content. One of the biggest

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content certain weekends in DFW is happening
this weekend. Gets that in a second.

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Mass Singer premiere yesterday, and I
was like, oh, let's do

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a draft because none of us watched
the show. I've ever seen second of

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it. Not what if we all
draft ten people? We let the listeners

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draft ten people. Have a little
fun with it. Yeah, loser,

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whoever has not expecting anyone to get
a point, by the way, because

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you're randomly guessing B and C less
celebrities for the most part. Although,

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but that was just an idea.
How we did this SNL draft was kind

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of fun. It might be fun, and a lot of listeners were like,

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I thought it was a terrible idea, But once y'all started doing it,

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I realized this is pretty great because
of the random names we were throwing

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in on a draft board. And
tuned in and watched it. I know

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Danny and I watched it. I
did a lot of fast forward, a

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lot of But as a person who
had never seen the show, you're kind

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of like, I don't even know
how it works. Your celebrity judges Robin

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thick, Ken Young, Jenny McCarthy, and Rita Aura. Nick cannons the

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MC and he says the word amazing
about one hundred times more than Luca.

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More than amazing. That would be
amazing. So a costume person comes out,

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sings a song gold They get clues
and then guess, yes, watched

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Goldfish. Goldfish is the first one, And here's the goldfish doing some clues

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about who they are, right,
and they have their voices altered, so

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you don't know who they are.
They have them kind of running through like

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a vocoder or something. Yeah,
listen to the amount of fish puns.

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It's a fish. Uh. You
finally caught me in the mess singer Net.

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When I first started out, I
made a lash overnight. I had

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big decisions to make. I could
play it safe or dive into deeper,

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darker edgy or waters. So I
took the pund I'm just going to tell

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that's Vanessa Hudgens and had none of
the idiots on the stage knew that and

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didn't guess it. But that's who
that is now. They didn't reveal the

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why did she do diving? Because
I heard the voice Anton faishyall she remember

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covid. I mean, in reality, people aren't gonna nice. Well,

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that's not how she sounds. They're
they're affecting her voice. You can tell

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though. They also they didn't because
at the end they have a reveal for

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the book. The book, and
we all knew Danny's knife Brown draft picked

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Kevin Hart is who this is?
This guy got a effing point on day

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one. You're gonna wait day one
on a show that none of us have

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spent more than one second watching and
the premiere of season eleven and an effing

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point was awarded and the season opener, everyone else's voices were altered when they're

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performing the Ugly Sweater, the Starfish, the Lady Bird, but the book.

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Here's what his voice sounded like.
Hey gotta chase. My answer said,

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they're watching it going. It's Kevin
Hard. There's no straight to this.

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You know, I figured it out. They got a big name for

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episode one because someone who's not available, they don't have to hang out,

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hang out and lingering. I got
two hours for you. Make sure I'm

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eliminated minute one. It was the
worst television program I've ever watched in my

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life. It was it was so
bad. Okay, over seriously, overall

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thoughts, Kevin the worst television show
you've ever watched in your entire life.

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Keep in mind, I love mascots. This thing is so overwrought, poorly

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written. You want to talk about
I don't know who this is for.

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It's for children, right, It's
got to be for children. But the

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banter that goes on between the panelists, Ken Jong, I've never seen a

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man blatantly cash a paycheck more than
watching him on that show last night,

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all of them? What the next
time? He's funny? What is Robin

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Thick doing? He's a legitimate like
hit maker, is he? Well he

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used to be? Well he was. He did that awesome video with Emily

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Radakowski and got sued by Marvin Gaye. That's kind of badass. This video

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wasn't awesome for Emily Radakowski. Is
that blurred line for blurred lines? Not

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a bad song? Actually? And
then you got a washed up ass Jenny

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McCarthy, Sure what? And then
ah, they bring out the new panelist

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and she's got a mask on and
she's singing, and everybody does the big

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reveal and they say a name I've
never heard in my entire life, and

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it's some international British or something pop
superstar. I've never heard of this woman,

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Riata Aura. No idea, not
in my life. I've never heard

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of her either. I mean it's
like fifteen years ago famous kinda really.

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No, she's married to right Guardians
of the Galaxy director James No, no,

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no, I'm sorry Thora? Is
there no direct director? Yeah?

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I assumed Thora directed the word Ragnarok. Okay, well we love yeah,

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I love him. Okay, Well
she's awesome, but this is okay.

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So first of all, you've got
these people in costumes with big old masks

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on, and they're trying to sell
you on the idea that they're actually singing

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these songs live, because they're holding
microphones that are a foot and a half

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from their face, and and you, and and the voices encumbered by a

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mask. It's all pre recorded.
The fans are yelling, they're making terrible

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jokes, and just the interaction between
those pants cut is what kills me.

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Oh my god. They're like,
oh my god, it's Rita Aura.

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And they show these fans like crying
like she just had the tiniest little Zoro

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mask on a second ago. If
you were that excited, you could tell

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it was her. It's uh have
a chance, No da I ever found

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it. And when you when you
told me about it, I'd already closed

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out. I was done. I
texted you guys last night and I had

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a few opinions in game, opinions, and one of them was, you

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can't comprehend how satanic this s is. I hate my life and I want

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to die. That was a extreme
Let's see one of them that was old

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Danny creeping in. This is the
worst thing that I've ever seen. Kevin,

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you had some too. This is
effing awful. I mean, this

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was universally hated by all three of
us, and I wanted I look.

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I went in with an open mind. I realized that this is a very

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popular show. A lot of people
watch it. I don't want to piss

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on it just because it's not up
my alley, but I've found it very

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difficult for my personal taste to find
one sliver of redeeming quality. I watched

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the first girl, Yeah, the
fish, Goldfish Lady. But as us,

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okay, I don't think if I
think it's Simone Biles. I thought

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it was Jamie Lynn Spears at first
too, because there was unlimited gold references

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and at the end they're like another
clue, Oh a gold record. But

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as the Hudgens High School musical soundtrack
went gold. Really yeah, but she

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has a record number of golds?
Did anybody pick her? No? Then

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what does it matter? Uh,
this is about the phone case, guys.

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It was poor. But at the
very end, Kevin Hart Rips's library

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book off his head, can't wait
to get off set The back end of

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the courtesy car as quick as possible
there, but the whole crowd is his

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heart, cheering Kevin Kevin, which
I'll go back and find I'm done.

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No one needs to find it.
Okay, four minutes to this, Okay,

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big wee, you get the concerts
happening. I didn't doubt like sneaks

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out on you. It's here.
Tornado season means concert season. Tonight at

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Dicky's. It's a fallout boy.
You guys have a fallout boy. I

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guess that'll be big. I never
got into this, but imagine Danny on

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the base and then a chorus,
and then there you have Jimmy world opening

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up for them. Don't ride yourself, bob that in your head to feel

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like that's the Dickies. Tomorrow night, No tonight, tonight, tonight night.

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Hey tomorrow, I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna let the horns play

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for a minute. I like it
because this band, who's been around for

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twenty five years. Actually one of
the members of the band went to high

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school at Richardson Bertner High School.
And you guys may not know they have

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had a song in the movie The
Wedding Crashers. Danny will know this band.

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I think Mike, I don't know, probably not. I don't like

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this band half for a long time. It's a granada Tomorrow night, come

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see me. I'll give you a
freak sticker for Guster. Imagine Danny dancing

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to me more because yeah, with
the me more slowly riches over to hold

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her hand. Everyone's gonna everyone's gonna
hate that. I love Guster has some

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moves. That is my opinion,
not one of them. There. There

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are a lot more than that.
Oh yeah, yeah. Don't let that

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be your your first experience to hearing
Guster, because that song is not emblematic

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of nothing. Sound like it's like
just one of their last singles from a

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few years ago. Yep, yeah, uh Luke Bryan will be at the

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ballpark. That's tomorrow night. Shake
it but the bear, Shake it but

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the bea shake you pull the can't
be swimming down deep in the Greek pull

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the crickets and the critics in this
world. Shake it to the moon and

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shake it. Shake it for me, shake it, shake it. Stop

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telling girl what to do. She
doesn't want to shake anything for you.

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Because because he's trying to appropriate certain
genre of music, maybe he always sounds

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like he's got putting in his throat
the mic. Does he his little hips?

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Is he a big boy? He's
kind of tall. I'll tell you

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one thing, though I've used I
can't stand that music for number one,

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but number two. Once I learned
about him as a person, it's kind

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of hard to that's apparently a really
really good dude. And I think either

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his sister or his wife's sister passed
away and the husband died and they ended

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up taking their kids. So they're
raising like their nieces and nephews like they're

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really good people apparently. But yeah, that's not my jail. Saturday Night,

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night two of that American Wild West
Festival or whatever it is, Saturday

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night at the Ballpark two j post
Malone, Joey post Malone. I'm gonna

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show up with my post cup from
can post Malone Saturday Globe Live Field.

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Meanwhile, Saturday at at and T
Stadium Billy Joel this Saturday with Stevie Nick's

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opening this Saturday. I had zero
ideas, but this I would go to.

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That's why we do this, Mike, this is good. You didn't

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know. I can't. I need
you to not let Christina know that post

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Malone's here. Saturday night. Okay, because she's gonna want to go,

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why don't she go? Y'all can
order together. Oh yeah, she can

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go to Post Malone. You can
go to Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks,

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and y'all can meet afterward at Texas
Live for a big round of beers for

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a hamburger at Troy's if they let
you in, excuse oh Man. Headlines

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like these Kevin Is Reunion Tower getting
demolished. Why is Stuart Copeland teaching a

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class at s m U. Was
manslaughter handed down on the Alec Baldwin case?

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What's the real problem at the Texas
border? I'll tell you it's a

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