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Welcome to the Great Detectives of Old
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is your host, Adam Graham.
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time for this week's episode of Mister
Chameleon. The original air date is March

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sixteenth, nineteen forty nine, and
the title is The Firebug Murder Case.

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Next Mister comeleion Man The Firebug Murder
Case. Tonight, we again present the

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famous Mister Chameleon of Central Headquarters in
his most famous cases of crime and murder,

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brought to you by the makers of
genuine Bayer Aspirin. Mister Cameleon,

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as you all know, is the
famous and dreaded detective of Central Police Headquarters,

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who frequently uses a disguise or impersonation
to confuse the criminals he is tracking

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down. In tonight's case, he
appears in a clever disguise which the audience

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will at all times recognize. Tonight, we give you, mister Chameleon.

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In the Firebug murder case. There
can be nothing more blood curdling than the

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shriek of a fire engine as it
races headlong through the New York streets.

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Even to mister Cameleon, the great
detectives. It is an exciting sound,

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the call to action. And we
find him now with Detective Sergeant Dave Arnold,

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as they hurriedly pull their police car
over to one side. Wonder where

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that fire can be, mister Chameleon, I must be that the next block

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down. Engines are flying down.
Yes, they're stopping in front of that

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three story house. Come on,
Dave, let's come hey. Looks like

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quite a fire on that first floor. Anyway, Smoke a shore pouring out.

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It's a small grocery store, apparently
with living quarters above it. Let's

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take a look. Let us throw
please from central police headquarters. Let us

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throw please. Hello mister comeleon,
and you're glad you're with the police department

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and not the fire department. Hello, Mike, I don't know. I've

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always had a hankering to be a
fireman like you know. What started this

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one? I don't know, but
it's a nasty one. Lots of smoke.

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There's an epidemic of them. This
is the third time we've been out

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tonight. Is that? So?
Who is that hysterical woman over there?

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Who's the wife of the man that
owns that grocery store. I think your

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name's Kendall Flames. Her husband's still
in there. The fireman are in there

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now trying to get him out.
Dave, let's go over there. It

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looks like our son Weather, mister
chameleon Shelford, Are you still in there?

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Your father's in there. Oh,
they'll never get him out. Take

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it easy, mother, there's nothing
weak at all about it. Well maybe

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that is. Maybe the fireman will
get him out of line. What or

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you? How do you get through
the fire lines? My name is comedian

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I'm a detective from Central Headquarters.
What the devil's a detective doing here?

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And stop giving my mother false hope. I know my husband's dead. He's

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been suffocated by smoke. Tried to
get through to him, but we couldn't.

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Well, maybe I can. What
do you mean? I think I

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will give the boys a hand?
Okay, mister Chameleon. Yes, Mike,

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my hand's a little scotch, but
otherwise I'm okay. That's name done

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on the sidewalk. Are you all
right? Yes? I am dad.

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He managed to get Kendall's body out
before the flames reached. Is he dead?

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He didn't have a chance in that
smoke. He was suffocated to death

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long before we got to him.
M Only he wasn't suffocated to death.

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He was shot in the back.
Washed the chameleon. Where is missus Kendall?

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In a sunny Dave? But I
don't see him. Why a neighbors,

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some man named Watson, took them
into his place. He has had

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hardware store right over there. I
see, Dave. You take over.

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Please report this to headquarters. I
think I'll have a little talk with the

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murdered man's face. Mister Watson.
I'm sorry but I've got to talk to

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missus Kendall. I just told you
that her husband was murdered. He was

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shot, and I know, mister
Cameleon, and I just can't believe it.

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Now, Who would do a thing
like that to poor Kendall. He

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was such a kind man, always
giving credit in his grocery store. Are

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such terrible things happened? No one's
safe anymore, mister Watson, tell me

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before I questioned the Kendalls, do
you know of any enemies that he might

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have had. I just told you
he was the kindest man the neighborhood,

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of all people. He didn't have
enemies? Well, he must have,

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he was murdered. What about his
family? His family, mister Camellion,

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he was crazy about his son Alfred
anything he always babied him too much?

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Or what about his wife? Was
he devoted to her? Well, I

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wouldn't know about that. I'm only
a neighbor. Most neighbors know everything.

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Well, I'm going into the next
room and talk to missus Kendall and her

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Alfred. But mister Comedian, she's
in such a state right now. You

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are very kind yourself, mister Watson, and you mean well. But Alfred

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Kendall Senior happened to be murdered,
Missus Kendall. Yes, it's that cop

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again. What do you want,
Alfred? I just wanted to tell you

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and your mother that your father's body
was recovered from the burning building. I

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would like to ask what made you
so sure that he was suffocated? But

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he was, mister comedian. I
could see my husband lying there and I

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couldn't get through to him. I
couldn't get He was lying on his face

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in the back room of the store. Yes, Alfred, with a bullet

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in his back. I don't believe
it. My father murdered. Yes,

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Alfred, your father murdered. And
I presume you want to find your father's

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murderer. Alfred. Oh, Helfred, take it easy, mother, I'm

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still here. You've still got me. I've got you, darling. Mister

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cameleon. Who could have done this
awful thing? Who could have hated my

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husband so much that they'd kill him? Well, don't you know, missus

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Kendall. Don't you have any idea? No, no, of course I

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don't, But you must have some
inkling. Did your husband quarrel with anyone

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reason? The No, Alfred,
I believe that your mother is lying.

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Do you know of anyone who quarreled
with your father? I'm sure I do

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it, but I don't mean who
was it, Alfred? Who was it?

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Answer me? Okay, it was
my uncle Jerry, Jerry Carter,

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your brother, Missus Kendall. Yes, mister Comedion, But that quarrel didn't

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mean anything. Your husband quarreled with
your brother. What was it about?

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Oh? Just something personal? What
was it about, Missus Kendall. It

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doesn't matter, does it? It
matters very very much. What did they

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quarrel about? Oh? Because my
husband and me had had differences, and

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my brother Jerry, he took him
too serious. But my husband wasn't a

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bad man, mister Camelion, and
he was a good father to Alfred.

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I'm in here day with Missus Kendall
and her son, Mimi, and I've

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got news for you. That fire
was set set You mean you mean Simon

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started it on purpose? And how
they did? We found a pile of

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shavings and a long fuels and gasoline
had been sprinkled all around that grocery store.

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Oh no, no, mother,
Oh my poor yes, Missus Kendall,

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your poor husband. Where does your
brother Jerry Condall live Jerry couldn't have

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done it. Well, maybe not, but I still want to know where

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it lives to twenty one Clark Street. Thank you, Alfred, and you

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take care of your mother, Dave. I'll see you down at Central Headquarters

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after I see Carter. But first, another word with the Kendall's neighbor,

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mister Watson. Mister Watson, mister
CAMELIONI is what I just heard true?

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That fire was set on purpose?
Yes? It is true. Know what

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sort of thing is that? I
tell you? No one's safe anymore.

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Mister Watson, you should have told
me that mister Kendall beat his wife.

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This is no time to hold back
the truth. And so she admitted it?

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Did she? I didn't think she
would, she was so sh aimed

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and his knocking her down. I
heard it from someone who heard him fighting.

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Her brother, Jerry Carter was with
him. I didn't think she only

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won. She didn't. All Missus
Kendall said was that she and her husband

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had differences. But mister COMI,
I was pretty sure there must have been

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more than that to it. Thank
you, mister Watson. Where are you

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going to see Jerry Carter, Missus
Kendall's brother, who must have found it

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unbearable to watch her sister being abused
by her husband. Yes, who is

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it, chameleon from Central Headquarters?
Yes, open up? What do you

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want? You're Jerry Carter Ron joh
Yes, the brother of missus Alfred Kendall.

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Yes. Why are you packing suitcase? Mister Carter? Are you leaving

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town? I? No, no, no, I'm not. I'm just

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moving out of this room. That's
all my time is up. I can't

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afford to go on paying this kind
of rent. But that's quite strange,

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mister Carton. I just talked to
your landlady and she told me that your

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rent was paid a month in advance. He listen, what is this?

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What are you doing here anyway?
You say your name is me, We're

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a famous detective. What do you
want with me? What have I done?

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If you don't know? Mister Carter, why are you leaving town?

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Because I had to get after there's
an unhappy family situation here and I just

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have to get away from it because
your brother in law, Alfred Kendall,

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abused your sister. Beta. Mister
Carr, your brother in law has been

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murdered and his star was set on
fire to conceal that murder? Is that

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the truth? You think? I'm
lying? Carr? Your sister and your

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nephew, Alfred insisted he being suffocated
in the fire. I happen to drag

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out the body in time. I
discovered that he had been shot. She

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insisted he had been suffocating. What
do you know about it? Nothing to

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commed. I only know that my
sister was unhappy. Why she was just

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she was just unhappy. What about
by her marriage? I suppose lots of

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marriages are unhappy. Your brother in
law was shot and the fire started about

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nine o'clock this evening. Where were
you at that time? I can't remember.

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I would try to remember if I
were home. I was. I

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was just walking around. I had
supper at seven o'clock and then I well,

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I just walked around. After which
you came back here and started to

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pack your suitcase. Mister Carter,
I what's that? And it sounds like

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another fire? Another one. There'd
been a lot of them around this neighborhood,

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all of them in Sendurary started by
a firebog No, you don't come

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back, sorry, mister Connor.
I thought a tamp on the chin was

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better than having to use my gun. All right, come along quietly and

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taking you to central headquarters and holding
you there for further questioning. Mister chameleon,

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and the firebug murder case continues.
In just a moment, your own

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doctor will tell you that there is
no reason in the world why you should

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suffer from the painful symptoms of a
cold, especially when it's so easy to

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quickly relieve such symptoms as that headache, feeling and muscular aches and pains.

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Just take two Bayre aspirin tablets with
a full glass of water and you get

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fast relief because Bayer aspirin is ready
to go to work in two seconds.

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And if your cold is accompanied by
a sore throat, gargle with three Bayar

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aspirin tablets dissolved in one third of
a glass of water, this highly potent

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medicinal gargle almost instantly soothes the tender
throat membranes relieves pained irritation. So when

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you're suffering from painful cold symptoms,
take two Bayer aspirin tablets with a full

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glass of water and then relieve accompanying
sore throat is all three Bayer tablets in

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one third of a glass of water
and gargo. When you buy ask for

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Bayer aspirin, not just for aspirin
alone yet the one hundred tablet bottle,

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and you get Bayer aspirin tablets for
less than a penny apiece. And now

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back to mister Camellion and the Firebug
murder case. A man named Kendall has

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been murdered, shot in the back, and a fire started in his store

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to cover that murder. That much
is clear to mister Camellion, but a

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great many other things about the strange
case are shrouded in mystery. Now mister

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Camellion is at police headquarters questioning the
suspect, Jerry Carter, with whose story

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he's far from satisfied. Got em, let's get this straight. You claim

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you don't know anything about your brother
in law's murder. I tell you I

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don't know anything, Camelion, It's
all I've got to say. What do

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you know about the fires that have
broken out in your neighbor I don't know

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anything about them either, And why
did you try to break out of your

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room? And I mentioned Firebug to
you? Answer me that I don't know?

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Comedian? Who you happen to know? Then? Exactly what an inceentiurary

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fire is sure? Sure, it's
a fire that somebody started. One reason

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in century fires I started is for
vengeance, another is for money. Well,

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I didn't start any fires. And
where did you get the thousand dollars

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that we found in the lining of
your coat? Thousand dollars? Please search

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us a very clever connor. You
didn't even know they took it off you.

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Now where did you get that money? And tell me? And tell

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me quickly. Oh, I was
keeping it from my sister. She didn't

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want her husband to know she had
it. And her husband, your brother

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in law, was murdered. Which
one of you killed him? You were

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your sister? Either of us killed
him? Why did she tell me her

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husband of being suffocated in the fire
when actually he was murdered. If you're

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trying to put me on a spot, comedian, you can't get away.

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We'll find out if I can now
tell me who is running an extortion racket

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in your neighborhood. Extortion racket?
What's that? You know? As well

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as I do, protection money from
business people to keep their stores from being

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damaged, wrecked or set on fire. Listen, to keep from being murdered

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as your brother in law. We
can't plant this on me. Then it

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was your sister who did it?
Is that what you made? So now

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you're trying to plant it on her? Right, Both of you have been

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lying to me all the way through, and you are not very good liar.

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I've told you the truth. Leave
me cut it. I'll soon find

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out whether you have or not.
And if you dream tonight, dream of

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fires, murder and extortion, it
may give you an idea of what I

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expect to find out from you tomorrow. And a few hours later we find

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Chameleon pacing the floor in the office
of the Commissioner of Police, who is

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saying, so you still think,
Cambeleion, that there's more to this than

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the murder of that man kendled I
think that behind Kendall's murder there is a

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sinister background of a maniacal firebug,
of terrorism, violence and extortion. Well,

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we've got fifty detectives scurring the district
for members of that extortion ring.

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So far nothing. It's up to
me, Nick, how are you going

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about it? I'm going to pose
as Tony Lawson, who owns a small

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stationary star. I've already made arrangements
to presumably take over the small Star located

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in the Kendall's General neighborhood. But
Chameleon means Commissioner, Oh, mister Comellion,

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I have another fire to report.
Well, in your own apartment,

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mister Comeleion, my apartment, Yes, sir, someone tried to burn you

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out an hour ago. There was
very little damage, though they caught it

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in time. I seem so these
criminals are trying to scare me off,

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and eh, well they've picked the
wrong man. Chameleon. You understand,

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don't you, that you may be
dealing with the most deadly gang of extortionists

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the city has ever known. If
you assume that disgise, you may be

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placing yourself in the hands of the
killers. Commissioner, you know my motto,

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The innocent must be protected, the
guilty punished. Sometimes it pleases me

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most to see the innocent protected,
but in this case, with criminals as

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vicious as this I particular, we
want to see the guilty punished. And

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so mister Cameleon assumes the disguise of
Tony Larson, who has recently bought out

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a small stationary store, and we
find him now in the store with Detective

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Sergeant Dave Arnold patting the walrus mustache, which is part of his disguise.

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Wonderful how mustache can change the shape
of a man's face. Dad, Yeah,

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but I don't like it, mister
comellion, you're doing this. I

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mean, suppose the real owner of
the store talks and goes around bragging that

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the police rented this place from him
in a manner of speaking, that's a

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chance I have to take. What
about Jerry Carter, the brother in law

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of the murdered man. He's been
released like you ordered. One of our

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detectives is tailing him. David getting
back from customers coming in, looks like

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an ugly customer, and Dave Arnold
ducks into a broom while mister cameleon watches

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the approaching customer, a heavily built, evil looking man, definitely a man

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who would stop at nothing. Then
mister comedian speaks in the voice of Tony

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Larson his disguise. Good morning,
sir, What can I do for y'all?

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You're the new owner of this stationary
store? That's right, says my

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first day on the job. You're
my first customer. It ain't that dandy.

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I'm thrilled. My name is Bucky
Walters. Mister Larson, Tony last

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right, the name is the Larson. Have you seen the papers today?

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No, I haven't had time to
read them. Look at this Jerry Carter

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released on bail. Jerry Cotter.
That's the guy that murdered his brother in

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law. They think the paper said
he might be a firebug too. Imagine

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someone like that running around loose,
setting places on fire. A danger to

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the neighborhood, a danger to you
to me? Sure, that's why I'm

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here. I represent the Neighborhood Protective
Association and for a monthly fee, we

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keep an eye on your store.
Here you mean like a watch mony.

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Yeah, that's right. You couldn't
get along without us, mister Lison,

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well love, why what would happen
to me? Ooh? Lotch things might

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happen if you don't have our protection. Your your windows might get broken by

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the neighborhood kids. Oh, by
the Neighborhood Protective Association. Mister Wallace,

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I know your racket, and I
refuse to pay money to a gang of

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hoodlum's posing as a protective association.
Oh you listen, Amaza, I am

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not the least bit afraid of you
and your kind. You can try to

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damage my star. You can set
it on fire. Money, you should

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mention fire. There's been a lot
of them lately. Yeah, so I

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hear. And if you are threatening
me could be mister stationary star like this

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could run up off of fast.
All right, you can do what you

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please, but get out of my
store and don't back here. I can

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pretty fresh answer and pretty independent time
wise, when every storekeeper around here belonged

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to the Neighborhood Protective Association and those
times are coming back. Yeah, well

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maybe they ain't. Oh yes,
mister Larson, they've come back. If

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we have to make examples of you
independent adults. Oh so you're threatening to

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kill me? Huh. I wouldn't
say that, but if I was you,

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I'd join our outfit within twenty four
hours, Dave. Yes, mister

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Commingian. So you're guessed right.
That was one of the outfits. That

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was the salesman of the extortion ring. And what a salesman, Dave.

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You follow him and then have someone
else put on his trail and pick him

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up. Where are you going,
mister Cammingan, I'm going off the bigger

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game. I think I'll pay another
call on the murdered grocery man's widow,

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missus Kendall. So you object to
being questioned by the police. Miss Kendall,

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Well, I must remind you that
your husband was murdered. Mister commeleion.

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I know it, and I know
he was shocked when my son Alfred

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and I said he was suffocated in
that fire. But I swear I don't

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know who did it. I give
you my word. Mister Watson here knows

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my word is good. Oh that's
as much as she can do, isn't

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it. Mister Camelliony. It seems
to me you're being mighty hard on this

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poor woman. She didn't shoot her
husband? Oh then you know who dead?

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No course I don't. I uh
probably shouldn't have asked you that question,

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mister Watson. I'm sure if you
did, you would have told the

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police long before this. I certainly
would have one point you might help me

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all know as this. Did you
have a head of a thing called the

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Neighborhood Protective Association Neighborhood Protective Association?
No, never heard him? Well come,

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mister Watson, didn't be afraid to
talk. You own a prosperous hardware

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store here. This gang must have
approached you one time or another will in

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strict confidence, mister cameleon. They
did. But what did you do?

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Did you pay them off? For
I tried a bluff, picked up the

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telephone and threatened to call the police. But to be perfectly honest with you,

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mister Camelion, I've been scared to
death ever since. Mister Watson,

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it is a pleasure for a police
officer to run across a man with your

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sense of duty as a citizen.
But I fear this doesn't help missus Kendall's

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position very much. Help me,
Missus Kendall, you are in a very

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bad position, and I believe you
know you are. I tell you again,

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mister Camellion, I don't know anything. I'm sure that you have a

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very good idea of who the firebug
is in this medcase. No, no,

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no, I don't. You are
lying, and you know you are,

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But that won't make any difference.
Within two days we will have the

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firebug safely behind bars. Two days, yes, So wouldn't it be better

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to talk now? I I can't, mister Camellion, honest I can't because

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I got nothing to tell you.
Ah, But mister Chameleon is pretty sure

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that the trap will close on the
Firebug and the murderer not in two days,

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but that very night. And we
find him around midnight, crouching in

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the darkness of the little stationery store
which he rented in his disguise as Tony

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Larson, and with him is Detective
Sergeant Dave Arnold, to whom he is

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saying, maybe I've timed it wrong, Dave, I don't think so.

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I'm pretty sure the Firebug will be
at work tonight. As Tony last night

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was much too independent. The Neighborhood
Protective Association will have to discipline Larson by

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burning out his store. Look,
muster, Comedian. Someone's opening that back

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window. Yes, yes, that's
the window I deliberately left unmatched. Dave

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cot behind the counter so dark he
can't see us. He's carrying so thing,

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mister Comedian. Yes, probably a
can of gasoline, Dave. Does

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someone else behind him? A woman? I thought she'd follow him. Listen,

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Alfred Halfred mother Hollell for Darling.
I can't let you do this.

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I can't. It's too awful.
Get away from here, you fool.

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No people might be killed in this
building burned a day. Are you crazy?

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Get out? Of here. Mother, Get out before I do something

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I'm sorry for. All right,
let's take over. Switch on the lights.

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Say where you are, Alfred Kendall. This is one fire that is

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never going to get started. I
thought you'd try here next, Alfred,

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Dave keep in covered? But how
did you know? I had a hunch

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about you a long time ago,
Alfred, And then I checked on your

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school record For a long time,
Alfred, mysterious fires were started and no

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one was able to find out who
started them. Mister cameleon, he's a

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sick boy. He's always been a
sick boy. Unfortunately, missus Kendall,

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your son is also a criminal who
has been responsible for many hideous debts.

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Your husband, who pampered him,
began to fear the truth, and that

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is why you and your husband quarreled
so bit of it. Why didn't you

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heart me in before this? If
you think I'm a firebug, ridn't you

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arrest because there's an even greater criminal
who has been using you, Alfred,

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using your insane tendencies for his own
purposes, the head of the neighborhood Protective

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Association. Wait a minute, even
the mention of him terrifies you, doesn't

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it. I arrest you, Alfred
on the charge of murder by setting in

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cendurary fire. Elfred, Alfred,
my boy, don't take your mister Camillions.

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I am put your hands up.
Alfred, Hey, get that man

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one more than I'll kill you.
I'll get in here. Ah, there

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you are, mister Watson's Yrus Watson, what's his detective doing? Hair comedian?

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He tried to kill me. He
brought you in here for me to

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charge you with murder. Watson.
Well, this boy, Alfred Kindles,

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the murderer working under your direction.
Watson, the kindly good Watson, head

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of a vicious gang of killers,
the neighborhood Protective Association. Me the head

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of a gang. That's it,
the gang. You were so perfectly honest

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and straightforward and lying to me about
this boy here, did it? You

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killed missus Kendall's husband, this mentally
sick boy's father because he knew that you

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were using his son's mania for setting
fires for your own vicious purposes. That's

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a lie. If a shopkeeper wouldn't
pay for protection, you sent this boy

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around to set his place on fire. That's what he did, Mister Camillion,

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made a killer of my son.
Turned out woman to da. All

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right, Watson, I'll tell you
how I got you. Yes, tell

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me a lion pop. The thug
that you sent to threaten the storekeeper Larson

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for the Neighborhood Protective Association didn't know. It was not Larsen he was threatening,

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but a detective named Chameleon in disguise. And when we arrested him,

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he talked and talked and talked.
He's a liar too. This afternoon,

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I told you deliberately that we expected
to catch the firebug. I knew that

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was the one thing that would gold
you into action and bring you here.

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And it did, and we have
got you right where we want you.

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Now you go up for murder and
Alfred Kendall, so that let's Halfred help,

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mister Comedian. No, no,
missus Kendall. Alfred will go into

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a mental institution where he will be
protected from himself, better for him and

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better for you. And with these
words, mister Cameleon concludes tonight's murder case.

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a penny apiece. Listen next Wednesday
night at the same time for Mister Cameleon,

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the Man of Many Faces in the
Dinner of Death murder case. The

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part of mister Camellion is played by
Carl Swinson, with dialogue by Marie Baumer

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from the original story by Frank and
Anne Hummerton, music directed by Victor Arden.

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the Dinner of Death murder case next Wednesday

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night. At this time. This
is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.

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Welcome back one of the stronger mister
Chameleon episodes in recent months. And clearly

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the rackets gave him a fitting object
for some righteous anger, and I like

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to see that in him, and
I thought the story was pretty strong throughout

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well after the beginning. I did
think sending mister Chameleon into the fire was

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a bit silly. Any fires out
there, we're cringing at the idea of

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sending an untrained police detective into the
fire. It wasn't necessary, but one

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of the show's odd conceits is the
super competence of mister Chameleon at everything and

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how anything right that happens has to
be done by him. The series also

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did return to an idea of the
most seemingly altruistic person being the villain,

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but I didn't mind it. They
haven't been doing it every episode, so

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I honestly didn't see it coming.
Well, now it's time to thank our

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Patreon supporter of the day, and
I want to go ahead and thank Haskell.

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Haskell has been one of our Patreon
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fifteen, currently supporting the podcast at
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per month. Thank you so much
for your support, Haskell, and that

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will do it for today. If
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you download it from. We will
be back next Thursday with another episode of

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Mister Chameleon. But join us back
here tomorrow for the conclusion of the Cranesburg

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matter. Where come in, Betty, Thank you. I've got to have

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it back, mister Dollar, have
what back the gun you were trying to

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hide? In the incinerator of this
evening. Yes, of course you mean

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this one. Oh yes, please, mister dollar. Somebody's trying to get

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me into trouble. I don't know. I found that gun, that's the

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truth, getting in a drawer in
my room, out of the crane.

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I don't know. I don't know
when I saw it. I got scared.

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I was trying to get rid of
it when you stop me. And

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now tonight on the radio it says
a man's been shot. Did you know

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him? No? You know who's
gun this is? I don't know anything

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about it. Don't give it to
me, please. I liked you,

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Betty, but I'm afraid things aren't
that simple. What do you mean?

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All right, Chief, it's all
yours. I hope you'll be with us

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then. In the meantime, do
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This is your host, Adam Graham
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