WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:11.039 This is pod Popular Podcast for the People, The Great Love Debate. It's 2 00:00:11.039 --> 00:00:17.480 the Great Love Debate, the Great Love Debate. It's a Great Love Debase. 3 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:22.000 Hi, get everyone's Brian Howie. Welcome to the Great Love Debate, 4 00:00:22.039 --> 00:00:26.760 the world's number one dating and relationship podcast since twenty and fifteen. I am 5 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:31.000 here in the very fine studios of Pod Popular Podcasts for the People. I 6 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:34.119 am at the one in Scottsdale, Arizona. But I'm gonna take you guys 7 00:00:34.159 --> 00:00:36.640 on a trip. I just said, this is the number one dating relationship 8 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:42.560 podcast since twenty fifteen. Somebody asked me the other day, which is the 9 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:46.479 favorite episode of this podcast I have ever done? Which one? If you 10 00:00:46.479 --> 00:00:50.600 had to put one in the in the time capsule holds up? And some 11 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:54.119 people would be like, oh, that's like picking your favorite child. I'm 12 00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:57.359 not a parent. I think you can pick your favorite child. I think 13 00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.439 everybody has a favorite child and they just don't want to admit it. But 14 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:04.439 this episode goes back five years. To go listen to it to see if 15 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:07.920 it holds up. It's very relevant now because I did an episode a couple 16 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:14.079 of weeks ago about how lousy everybody has become at interacting on dates and how 17 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:15.760 that just drove me nuts that nobody else had a face to face. So 18 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:19.319 this episode was done pre COVID, before we lost our minds. This was 19 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:25.879 done in twenty nineteen. I had as my compadre on this show the person 20 00:01:25.879 --> 00:01:29.599 who is probably more responsible for this show being successful than anybody else, my 21 00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:33.719 producer, the two time Emmy Award winning Keko, and we sat down and 22 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:38.400 we gave you a little glimpse of what we believe is the key ingredients to 23 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:41.159 dating success. So I'm going to revisit this now. You can call this 24 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:45.280 cheating, you can call us a rerun. I'm saying that this is content 25 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:49.000 that is relevant today. We're resurfacing it, we're repurposing it, and we 26 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:55.799 are bringing to you now. So in joy, Hi again it once Brian 27 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:59.760 How. We welcome to the Great Love Debate, the world's number one dating 28 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:05.040 and ladyship podcast since twenty fifteen, with me not as always, but as 29 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:08.199 preferred, the two time Emmy Award winning Kko. Hey, and she may 30 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:12.960 regret being with me this time. We will get to in a minute. 31 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:16.960 So I met up with an old friend of mine about a week ago, 32 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:23.240 Sarah Gore she's a TV personality. She covers a lot of things. She 33 00:02:23.319 --> 00:02:27.919 hosts a couple of TV shows around the country, and she's been on this 34 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:30.120 podcast before. She did the podcast with me that we did from the Carlisle 35 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:32.639 Hotel about a year ago, so go check that out if you want. 36 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:38.479 Anyway, I asked her how her marriage was going, and she said great, 37 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:42.800 and that's always lovely to hear, and I was very happy for her. 38 00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:46.960 And I asked her what was great about it, because too many times 39 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:50.000 I hear it's going okay, or we like the kids, and I never 40 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:53.759 really got a good answer, but she gave me a great and she explained 41 00:02:53.919 --> 00:03:00.319 that her husband is a documentarian, which means to her and to me that 42 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.719 he is always curious. And we talk about curiosity on this podcast all the 43 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:07.800 time. Is it's a really really important thing, and so every day it 44 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:12.680 feels to her like he is making a documentary about her, which doesn't mean 45 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:15.319 that he's like popping a camera on her when she's doing her makeup. It 46 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:21.560 just means that he's trying to figure her out and learning her and learning about 47 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:24.120 her and asking things of her. And I thought that was a really good 48 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:27.479 thing for her. And a good thing for their marriage and a good quality 49 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:30.639 to have. And as we have said many many times on this podcast, 50 00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:35.840 we've even done a couple episodes on it, curiosity is not only an attractive 51 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:39.319 quality, it's a really valuable quality. I ask questions for a living, 52 00:03:39.759 --> 00:03:46.159 Keiko asks questions for a living. We really value learning people, and Keko 53 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:49.240 will ask a question of anybody in the world. I value learning people, 54 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:52.360 certain people a little bit less than Cakeo, but she really will ask a 55 00:03:52.439 --> 00:03:57.439 question from luber driver guy at the fruit stand, president of the United States. 56 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:01.240 She will ask anything of anybody. So we really value learning people and 57 00:04:01.280 --> 00:04:05.759 trying to unravel the layers that make people tick and make people think, and 58 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:13.280 make people live and ultimately make people love. So first and foremost in this 59 00:04:13.400 --> 00:04:17.759 podcast, we are in the curiosity business. That's what drives us, that 60 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:24.160 is the unifying factor in all aspects of the Great Love debate. And secondly, 61 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:28.560 we are in the conversation business, and a conversation that has no end, 62 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:31.680 that anyone can participate in and all are welcome and all have a place. 63 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:39.120 And third we are in the opinion business because opinions matter, because opinions 64 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:44.519 are passionate and opinions are personal, and opinions park conversation and debate and discussion 65 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:47.360 and depth, and all of that flows from opinion, which flows from conversation, 66 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:53.240 which flows from curiosity. But fourth, and we have been dragged a 67 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:59.519 bit grudgingly into this at the Great Love Debate over the last few years, 68 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:04.000 we are in the advice business, and sometimes that means killing bad advice, 69 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:08.279 and there's a lot of bad advice out there, and sometimes that means giving 70 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:13.639 fresh advice and better advice and more practical advice, and advice that comes from 71 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:17.360 curiosity and the conversation and the opinions and the feelings and the experiences of the 72 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:21.560 literally tens of thousands of people who've been a part of the Great Love Debate 73 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:27.759 over the last six years and the more than twenty years I've been producing content 74 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:30.879 about the male and female dynamic, and over the I don't know how many 75 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:34.519 years Keiko has been asking questions of people. So some of that has trickled 76 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:38.680 into the fact that we have some things to say, and we have some 77 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:42.439 questions to ask, and we have some information to give. So the reason 78 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:46.199 thing that triggered this for me was not just my conversation with Sarah. It 79 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:53.199 was every once in a while, meaning hourly, somebody will send me a 80 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:57.720 article, or somebody will send me a YouTube video, or somebody will send 81 00:05:57.720 --> 00:06:02.360 me a meme or a blog about something that has to do with the love 82 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:05.720 and the search for love and blah blah blah. And the thing that has 83 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:10.519 been sent to me the most where it says what do you think of this 84 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:15.720 over the last few years, has been this thing. It was initially in 85 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:20.959 the New York Times and it was article called the thirty six Questions that lead 86 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:24.920 to Love? Kako, have you ever seen that thing? It's center on 87 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:27.680 the thirty six to six questions that lead to love, and the premise behind 88 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:31.959 it is, if you ask these thirty six questions, you're gonna get somewhere 89 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:36.000 in your relationship or love is gonna spark. And you know what, they 90 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:41.000 don't lead to anything. These questions suck. They lead to stress, and 91 00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:44.399 they lead to second thoughts, and they lead to lying, and they lead 92 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:47.759 to insecurity because the answer to these questions aren't about how I feel about them, 93 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:50.639 It's about how you feel about them. And there's judgment in them, 94 00:06:50.920 --> 00:06:55.199 and there is no confidence in them. And the question claim that they're going 95 00:06:55.240 --> 00:06:58.560 to make the other person more vulnerable, but what they're actually doing is making 96 00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:02.120 themselves more guarded because they they aren't confident and that these are the right answers, 97 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:05.079 both in terms of how they feel about it, because they're too complex 98 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:09.560 in the terms of how you receive it, because you're getting graded on how 99 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.519 good your answers are. So like, for example, if you are on 100 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:15.439 a first date or a fifth date, or five months down the road and 101 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:24.839 somebody asked you, uh, some of these questions like like I'm gonna I'm 102 00:07:24.839 --> 00:07:29.120 gonna pull up one of the questions off of this, and again I'm always 103 00:07:29.160 --> 00:07:32.879 one who hates the dinner guest choices and the where's the place you want to 104 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:36.279 travel? Because I think you're being judged on your on your answer. So 105 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:44.000 if somebody asked you, do you have a secret hunch about how will you 106 00:07:44.319 --> 00:07:46.399 how you will die? I don't think that's a good thing to think about. 107 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:48.680 I don't think it's a good question. I don't think it's loving. 108 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:54.439 I think you're gonna really And that's that's one of these thirty six questions. 109 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:59.079 Another one name three things you and your partner appear to have in common appear 110 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:01.399 for my purporne up here from your point of view, like, that's not 111 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:07.000 a good question. That's going to lead to to if a crystal ball could 112 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:09.240 tell you the truth about yourself, what would you want to know? I 113 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:13.360 don't want that. That's not fun, it's not playful, it's not romantic. 114 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:16.240 These questions are going to lead to walls going up. So I cannot 115 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:20.600 believe that the traction that this got. I can't believe people were printing this 116 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:24.920 out and going on dates and asking the people. And it's absolutely terrible. 117 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:31.000 And it came out of the Modern Love our blog pod whatever the whole Modern 118 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.480 Love world is in the New York Times, New York Times, and I 119 00:08:33.519 --> 00:08:39.000 hate it. So I have been working on this for a couple of years 120 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:46.799 now, which is my my retort to this, My response, and what 121 00:08:46.519 --> 00:08:52.200 came out of this is what I call can I have Little fanfair please? 122 00:08:54.559 --> 00:09:00.279 The twenty three questions that matter? And these are the twenty quist any three 123 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:05.279 questions that matter because they're going to drive curiosity, they're going to drive personality, 124 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.440 they're going to drive vulnerability, they're going to drive creativity, and most 125 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.159 importantly, they're going to drive fun between you and you want. Questions that 126 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:16.639 lead to love start with a spark, and a spark leads to banter, 127 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:18.919 and a banter leads to chemistry, and chemistry leads to love. You got 128 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:22.000 that. I'm tying a lot of threads together here, Okay, right, 129 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:26.720 So I came up with these questions, and these questions are designed. If 130 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:31.240 somebody does not want to answer these questions or they don't feel comfortable answering these 131 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:35.279 questions, then you don't want to date this person. Okay, there's not 132 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.840 a person you want to date. So I had to think, who is 133 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:43.080 the most private person? I know, who's the most reserved person? I 134 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:46.159 know, who's the person who really doesn't want to show her cards in any 135 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:50.360 way? And I thought, I'm going to try out these questions for the 136 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:56.399 benefit of our vast great love debate audience and ask these questions and won't behold 137 00:09:56.720 --> 00:10:01.200 that person is the two time Emmy Award winning kaka. Oh my goodness. 138 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.759 So is that how I ended up in the seat? Yeah, that's how 139 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:05.879 you ended up in the seat too. You're like, are we having a 140 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:09.600 guest? No, we are not, so Keiko, here's the deal. 141 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:13.799 So I'm gonna ask you all twenty three questions. Okay, you have to 142 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:18.120 answer twenty of them, I mean three times, and you don't have to. 143 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:20.879 If you don't want three times, you can pass, okay, either 144 00:10:20.919 --> 00:10:24.000 because you don't have anything coming off the top of your head or because you 145 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:26.320 don't feel comfortable answering it. Is that fair? Yeah, that's fair, 146 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:31.679 okay. And I think these twenty three questions are not only better than the 147 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:35.559 thirty six dopey questions in that thing, these twenty three questions, whatever the 148 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:39.039 answers are out of them, if you go through the exercise of asking these 149 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:43.879 questions of your date or your partner or even your fiance, you're going to 150 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:46.879 get closer to them. You're gonna have a spark to them. You're gonna 151 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:50.399 banner, and you're gonna have a really, really good time. Are you 152 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:54.240 ready? Nice? Okay, I'm ready? Okay. Question one, what 153 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:58.120 do you want in your omelet? Cheese? Lots of cheese. That's it. 154 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:01.799 You get three ingreded and send the extra one is a dollar fifty cheese 155 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:05.279 cheese, and I'm happy to pay another dollar fifty for even more cheese. 156 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:09.279 So you just want you I just want cheese, cheese, omelet, no 157 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:11.639 judgments, So just no vegetables, no mushrooms, no, just cheese. 158 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:15.000 You only want cheese your omelet. Interesting? See, I would have never 159 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:16.399 known you could see. You could date somebody for years and not nod. 160 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:20.519 Okay, what do you want your almet cheese? Question number two? I 161 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:28.440 checked out at CVS and in my very very long receipt I got a voucher 162 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:33.840 for a free candy What are you picking? The first one that comes to 163 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:39.879 mind is a Snickers bar? Snickers? Yeah? Why do you don't make 164 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:43.639 any apologies for the Snickers bar? Why Snickers? What do you like? 165 00:11:45.559 --> 00:11:48.240 Is there nugating Snickers? I love Snickers? You know what? I'm not 166 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.519 even really sure what's in it, but it just seems like it has a 167 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:52.399 lot of variety in it, and I like variety. It's got chocolate, 168 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:56.759 it's got caramel, it's got peanuts. Had a nugat in it? Would 169 00:11:56.759 --> 00:12:00.799 you know what nugat is? Is that that the gluey stick white stuff? 170 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:03.200 I don't know. It's only in candy bars. It's deliciously in candy I 171 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:07.360 questions. That's not one of your twenty three questions. You only want cheese 172 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:11.679 in your omelet, and you want snickers. Yeah, okay, number three 173 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:18.080 and some aer harder than others. Okay, one thing you've never told anyone, 174 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:22.799 but you're dying to tell someone, And now someone's going to be you 175 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:24.360 know, one hundred thousand people listening to this podcast, So you might want 176 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:28.200 to think about that. If you're confessing to a major crime. I've never 177 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:33.360 told anyone, but you are dying to tell someone. Oh my goodness, 178 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:41.639 let me think about that one. It's such an interesting question. I don't 179 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:46.840 want to use one of my passes on this. Geez. I don't know 180 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:52.840 that I have something I'm dying to tell somebody. I have no murders in 181 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:56.279 my background, just to make that clear, right, Like, nothing that 182 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.919 I feel like I need to confess to, or that I should confess to 183 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:05.080 or whatever. What would I be dying to tell somebody? The first thing 184 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.399 that comes to mind for me is some travel story. But since I talk 185 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:13.759 about my travel stories all the time, I don't know that there's one left 186 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:18.679 that I haven't already told. So did something happened on a travel that you've 187 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:20.960 never told? But you, like, I really got to find the right 188 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:22.720 person to tell this to. And it might be one hundred thousand podcast listeners. 189 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.919 You can pass if you want. Yeah, you know what I think, 190 00:13:26.200 --> 00:13:28.639 not because not because I'm I'm high. I don't think it's a bad 191 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:31.279 question. I don't think it's a bad question. I just need some more, 192 00:13:31.399 --> 00:13:33.639 some more thoughts. Perhaps on a future podcast, she's going to think 193 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:35.960 of it and reveal it. Yeah that was question. Yeah, okay. 194 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.440 Question number four, I don't care if you sing karaoke, although you should, 195 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:46.039 but if you were going to pick a song, what is it? 196 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:52.320 Oh my goodness, Okay, So I'm not really a singer as those who 197 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:58.799 different skill. Yeah, it is. It's just uh, let's see. 198 00:13:58.879 --> 00:14:03.879 I I heard actually a guy on on the street the other day on a 199 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.159 doing a street karaoke of Desperado, and that's why it's coming to mind, 200 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:11.799 Not because I love that song or not or anything, but I just heard 201 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:16.080 it, and so that's what's that's what's triggering Desperado. Okay, Yeah, 202 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:20.240 if you would like to hear Keiko sing Desperado on a future podcast, justice 203 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:24.799 an email, gay you have to sing? No good choice. I don't 204 00:14:24.840 --> 00:14:30.039 like that. Okay. Question five, I've got the best marinera sauce. 205 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:35.240 I'm gonna leave the pasta choice up to you. What kind of pasta are 206 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:39.960 you bringing to my marin AA sauce? Spaghetti, just flat out spaghetti. 207 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:43.600 I love spaghetti, the spaghetti thickness. Then, not the cappellini, not 208 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:48.559 the digel hair, regular spaghetti, now the organic spaghetti, preferably imported from 209 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:54.039 Italy. But definitely very simple, very high maintenance, in real fast act. 210 00:14:54.200 --> 00:15:00.480 I love spaghetti. So just gold fashioned spaghetti, fashion spaghetti, good 211 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:03.360 no spaghetti. See reasonable. See I'm learning more about Keiko in these first 212 00:15:03.399 --> 00:15:07.759 five questions than I have ever learned about Keiko. I think that's true. 213 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:13.120 Six. Okay, what crime could you most likely get away with? Oh 214 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:18.519 my goodness, let's see here. What crime? Let me think about that. 215 00:15:18.600 --> 00:15:22.320 What what are my choices on crimes? I don't know, something like, 216 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:33.720 uh, probably okay, this isn't really a crime. But uh something 217 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:39.320 happened to do with confusing other people like I did no no, no, 218 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:45.159 Like I I had to take a bus from one terminaara here. Maybe this 219 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:48.240 is the last question. I had to take a bus from one airport to 220 00:15:48.360 --> 00:15:56.720 another airport in Thailand, and you couldn't actually do that unless you had a 221 00:15:56.759 --> 00:16:00.120 ticket that was leaving from the other airport, which I did not yet have 222 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:04.759 fair evasion? Is that the scofflaw. I think that's the one you're most 223 00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:08.639 likely. Well, I did get away with that, Okay, I did 224 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:11.399 very much. See if you ask somebody that and they just look at you 225 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:15.960 and they go murder, you should probably break up with that person, or 226 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:18.879 if they have something a little too detailed, break up. So that tells 227 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:22.960 you a lot about about Keiko, very innocent person. Occasionally, she didn't 228 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:27.519 pay her fare in Bangkok, but that's also kind of ballsy because you could 229 00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:32.480 risk doing a hard time like Broke Down Palace. I believe that movie was 230 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:36.000 Bangkok. I think they smuggled drugs. Oh my goodness, no it was. 231 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.960 It was wasn't anything that bad. All I did was just let the 232 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:41.480 guy know I needed to go the other airport, and then I talked and 233 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:48.759 laughed a lot, and you couldn't really is a master waved me on to 234 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:52.320 get rid of me. I think, okay, fair evasion, fair her 235 00:16:52.440 --> 00:16:56.200 choice. I could ask a lot of people that I don't think that good 236 00:16:56.200 --> 00:16:57.480 for you. If I need you on the subway and we're gonna jump the 237 00:16:57.480 --> 00:17:03.159 turnstile, yeah, okay. Number seven what's your favorite condiment? Oh, 238 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:07.359 mayonnaise? Wow, yes, boldly mayonnaise. Yes, me too. I'm 239 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:11.319 I would be more embarrassed to say that than you because there's a whole lot 240 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:15.400 of discrimination against mayonnaise. Well, I'm not embarrassed to say it at all 241 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:18.839 because the reason it's my favorite is that I make it into other things. 242 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:22.880 So whether I now I'm particular about it, I will say, and I 243 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:26.599 don't mind giving them a free advertiser, but Hellman's or Best Foods, mayonnaise 244 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:30.359 is the only kind that I will actually eat much. It's weird that one 245 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:34.160 company has two names it likes split me. Yeah, Hartis and Carls Junior 246 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.240 are the same way. I don't understand that. Yeah, that's a business 247 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:41.880 thing, so flat out maynaise, mayonnaise no, no, Yeah, I 248 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:45.359 might mix something into it or you know whatever. But yeah, it's versatile 249 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:49.559 and amazing. Good. See knowing you, I know you're a healthy eater 250 00:17:49.839 --> 00:17:52.839 and I know you're a vegetarian. So the fact that you said mayonnaise, 251 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:56.880 I'm like, Oh, there's hope that she's going to eat that taste good, 252 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:00.720 there's fat in there. Good. Okay, Number eight, I don't 253 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.960 want to know your middle name. I want to know your middle name if 254 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:11.880 you could choose it yourself. Hmm okay, umm, let's see. Gosh, 255 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:15.759 it's funny you should ask that because you know what, somebody actually gave 256 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:21.160 me a middle name yesterday, because very precious. Do you know why in 257 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:23.240 real life I don't have a middle name. That's a little dicey to go 258 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:26.920 through life with no middle name, because when they're like sat like everybody sit 259 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:29.680 down and fill up the little bubble, and you have to like, did 260 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:32.759 you fake it or did you just know? When you don't have a middle 261 00:18:32.839 --> 00:18:37.799 name, your middle name is x X for yeah, for like legal reasons 262 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:41.119 they need three three letters. X is always your middle name if you don't 263 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:44.920 have one. So yeah, so I guess technically speaking, my middle name 264 00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:47.920 would be X. But okay, so what is the one you would choose 265 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:51.039 that? Apparently you were just thinking about this yesterday. Yeah, somebody gave 266 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:52.599 me one yesterday. I think it was something like Laurel I. It was 267 00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:57.519 real pretty, it almost said it was like lyrical and almost sounded like miracle 268 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:03.920 would be a wonderful preak goddess of some kind. It was yeah, pleasant, 269 00:19:04.079 --> 00:19:07.559 I like that pleasant. Could I have that one? Yeah? Okay, 270 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.400 okay. My middle name is pleasant. My middle name is pleasant. 271 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:14.039 I love it. Okay, I love it. Thank you for that. 272 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:18.200 Okay. There's a two part question. Okay. Valentine's Day or Halloween. 273 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:22.480 Oh, Valentine's Day? Oh, no, thoughts about it? No? 274 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:26.480 No? Whatsoever? Memorial Day weekend or Labor Day weekend? Memorial Day? 275 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:32.839 Why? Because I think it's a it's a calmer weekend. I think that 276 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:40.400 people are are more thoughtful and it's more about family time and being together. 277 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:42.519 For some reason, I think of Labor Day as being a drinking holiday. 278 00:19:42.920 --> 00:19:48.759 I don't know. See like I've heard Labor Day because it means summer's over, 279 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:51.519 it's the start of fall. Oh okay, that's me. Memorial Day 280 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:52.519 a lot of people means that it kicks off summer. It's good. So 281 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:56.599 your Memorial Day, I'm Labor Day, You're Valentine's Day, and I'm probably 282 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:00.720 Valentine's tattoo. Okay. Number ten, would you like to see a dessert 283 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:10.720 menu? Absolutely? Bring it on over. Number eleven. If I went 284 00:20:10.799 --> 00:20:15.799 into your closet, how many hats do you own? I believe I have 285 00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:22.279 about ten? Ten hats? Yes, Wow, the mad hatter hats? 286 00:20:22.319 --> 00:20:26.000 Are they all? Are they baseball hats? Are they all kinds of hats? 287 00:20:26.119 --> 00:20:29.759 They're mostly they're baseball hats. Yeah. I have some knit caps that 288 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:33.920 my niece made for me because she's a brilliant knitter. She's a fiber artist. 289 00:20:34.519 --> 00:20:40.279 But I also have baseball caps. I love caps. Okay, number 290 00:20:40.319 --> 00:20:48.440 twelve, give me either your best celebrity impression or say, I would like 291 00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:52.680 to order a hot chocolate please, in an accent other than your own, 292 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:02.839 So you have a choice here. Oh my goodness. Okay, let's see. 293 00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:06.240 So it's a celebrity. Okay, I would like to order a hot 294 00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:11.720 chocolate please and an accent other than your own. Um, okay, let's 295 00:21:11.799 --> 00:21:17.480 see. Uh do I should I tell you the celebrity first in case I'm 296 00:21:17.519 --> 00:21:21.200 not very good at it. No, we're gonna guess it. So you're 297 00:21:21.279 --> 00:21:26.279 choosing the celebrity, all right, let's hear it. Well, I don't 298 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:29.440 know, because you know, I don't really have that many friends, and 299 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:33.480 I love my friends, but you know how it is when you're just Jennifer 300 00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:40.799 Aniston. Yes, secret Jennifer Aniston impression. Oh my god. I know 301 00:21:40.839 --> 00:21:44.400 people who do professional Jennifer Anison impression. So that's not good. That was 302 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:48.920 exceptional. Thank you. How often do you work on that? Not very 303 00:21:48.960 --> 00:21:52.680 often. I have an impression I call sex in the City. Okay. 304 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:57.319 Meanwhile, back in Miranda's it's every line of every episode of Sex in the 305 00:21:57.359 --> 00:22:00.079 City. Yeah, that's wow. You chose the harder of the two. 306 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:04.079 If you're asking some of these questions and they pull out a secret Jennifer Aniston 307 00:22:04.079 --> 00:22:07.319 impression that you've never heard, you're going to be in love with that person. 308 00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:12.000 So don't you question my questions. Keiko's whole revaluing her whole life. 309 00:22:12.119 --> 00:22:18.599 She's going to be a Jennifer Aniston impression. Okay. Question number thirteen, 310 00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:22.799 which relative do you not want to be stuck next to a Thanksgiving dinner? 311 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:32.319 Oh? Wow, that's uh, that's a really good one. Let me 312 00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:37.759 think about that. Pick one that doesn't listen. Oh goodness, Okay. 313 00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:45.279 I have a very weird family, But not because I wouldn't want to sit 314 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:49.480 next to them. The truth is because I really adore them. They're so 315 00:22:49.640 --> 00:22:55.160 wonderful. I would be so excited to sit next to any of any of 316 00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:57.640 them. I'm not kidding you. Yeah, that sounds very boring. I 317 00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:00.599 know that sounds od. I'm putting that done as a pass. Okay, 318 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:04.440 you can't lame answer. I know it's so lame, but but you know 319 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:08.599 why. It's because most of my family lives on the East Coast. Yeah, 320 00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:12.039 and so I don't get to see them often enough. Maybe if I 321 00:23:12.119 --> 00:23:15.400 hung out with them, they would drive me crazy or something. But she 322 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:18.160 want to sit next to your mother? But uh, yeah, that'd be 323 00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:21.599 all right. I don't I don't get to hang with her very much. 324 00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:26.000 So no, okay, answer. It tells me a little bit about your 325 00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:29.839 family. All awesome. Yeah, good. But if a guy's dating you, 326 00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:30.960 they would be like, are you kidding me? I can't believe you 327 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:34.279 sent me next to your uncle Lou. He's so terrible. No, oh 328 00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:37.559 no, no terrible. No. My family is so kind to everybody that 329 00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:41.960 comes to the house. There you go. Okay. Question fourteen, Yeah, 330 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:47.240 would you rather have a fifty dollars bill or fifty ones? Fifty ones? 331 00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:52.039 Oh? Really? Why? I just think that people who use large 332 00:23:52.039 --> 00:24:03.160 bills or jerks. That tells me a whole lot about it. I see, 333 00:24:03.240 --> 00:24:04.599 I think I'd rather have a fifty dollars bill, probably because I'm a 334 00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:08.960 jerk, but mostly because I think that I'm less likely to spend the fifty 335 00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:11.640 as quickly. I think if I have fifty ones, they're going to go 336 00:24:11.759 --> 00:24:15.519 like confetti. If I have that fifty dollars bill, because of people like 337 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:17.599 you, I don't. I'm a reluctant to pull it out. People are 338 00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:18.799 going to mak change. I think it's gonna last longer. So I'm a 339 00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:22.039 little more frugal with my fifty dollars bill. That's very interesting. Well, 340 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:26.720 you know, this is an interesting question because I wasn't thinking of it from 341 00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:29.279 that point of view at all. Yeah, I don't judge how you think 342 00:24:29.319 --> 00:24:30.359 about it. Mark, what's your answer you, Yeah, No, I 343 00:24:30.440 --> 00:24:34.200 like the I like the fifty ones because maybe for the opposite reason, because 344 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:37.400 they're easy to spend, but because it's not a problem for other people. 345 00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:41.559 It's not a problem for a shopkeeper. If I have a one, I 346 00:24:41.599 --> 00:24:44.359 can get on a bus if I had, you know, I just think 347 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:47.440 once I can give it to a homeless person. The ones I want to 348 00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:51.119 look at home say sorry, I've only got big bills. Yeah, no, 349 00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:52.599 I want to give them the one I tried that now I really want 350 00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:55.559 to do. Yeah, you want to only got you got a few bucks? 351 00:24:55.640 --> 00:24:57.160 I only got large bills. Yeah, no, oh, that's terrible. 352 00:24:57.160 --> 00:25:00.400 It is a terrible jerk. It's honest, but I do only have 353 00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:04.599 large bills. It's terrible, fault, terrible. You want to give a 354 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:07.400 one to a busker on the street, I mean, all the ones are 355 00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:11.000 really you know. You know what my sister does. I'm going to tell 356 00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:17.200 you this when she she uses one dollar bills and five dollar bills as bookmarks 357 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:19.519 in her books, and then when she returns them to the library, she'll 358 00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:23.119 like put it in there when she returns the book, and whoever finds it 359 00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:26.559 is going to be so happy finding a dollar. I mean, it seems 360 00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:30.559 like what a rich person would know. She's not rich either, but it's 361 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.160 just like to bring a little bit of joy to somebody's day. I mean, 362 00:25:33.359 --> 00:25:37.480 is a lovely thing to do. And wonder I want the suchift easy 363 00:25:37.559 --> 00:25:41.759 way to do that. I want I want a big one. You like 364 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:45.240 you came back from the club and you got and you want to make it 365 00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:47.960 rain with a bunch of ones. Okay, yeah, I want the fifty. 366 00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:49.720 Do you know who's on the fifty? Who do you have any guesses. 367 00:25:49.799 --> 00:25:53.680 I don't as antis this is not one of the Jackson on the five. 368 00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:56.720 If one of the twenty three questions is who's on the fifty dollar bill, 369 00:25:56.799 --> 00:26:00.960 she's going to dump you, So don't ask that sidebar As a Brian 370 00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:06.640 Howie questioned, who is your guest? Andrew Jackson is ulysses uh. Grant? 371 00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:08.160 Oh, Grant is on the fifty Grant is on the fifteen. I 372 00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:12.559 did not know that. Yeah, fun fact, I didn't from the baby 373 00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:19.960 okay. Question fifteen, Okay, for one year as your car, would 374 00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:25.839 you rather drive a hearse or a smart car? A smart car? Just 375 00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:29.200 flat out yeah, even though you don't like to feel safe in a little 376 00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.440 little, tiny freak car that's like a golf cart. Yeah, no hearse 377 00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:34.119 for you. No herse too creepy. Yeah, I just you know what, 378 00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:38.000 I'm going to get my turn in the hearse someday. You're like, 379 00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:41.839 I'll ride in the back. I won't ride in the will wait. Yes, 380 00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:48.440 fair enough on that macabre note. Question sixteen, what animal are you 381 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:55.279 most afraid of? Oh? My goodness, okay, so I am afraid 382 00:26:55.519 --> 00:27:02.599 of those nasty monkeys that they have. Yeah, I hate the scientific term 383 00:27:02.680 --> 00:27:04.599 the nasty monkeys. You know, it might just be like brown monkeys or 384 00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:10.319 something like that, but they are. There are wild monkeys that are all 385 00:27:10.359 --> 00:27:14.599 over the place in a number of the countries that I have frequented, like, 386 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:18.880 for example, Thailand has got tons of wild monkeys all over dragons. 387 00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:25.279 India also tons of wild monkeys, and they're they're mean. And I went 388 00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:30.160 to Malaysia recently and there were tons of wild monkeys there and and it's so 389 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:33.799 weird because the tourists all go, oh, cute monkey, and they want 390 00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:36.039 to go up to them and play with them. I have a friend who 391 00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:40.160 got attacked by five of those monkeys. They attack each other, you can 392 00:27:40.200 --> 00:27:44.200 tell by looking at them. Giant teeth, giant claws. They are all 393 00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:48.880 over the animal kingdom. The attack monkey, the attack monkeys. Yes, 394 00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:55.799 that's it. I'm good with everything else at Kimodos, I'm good. Interesting. 395 00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:57.359 I stay out of their way, But the monkeys, they will come 396 00:27:57.400 --> 00:28:03.480 and get you. Question sixteen. Yeah, and I've asked this in our 397 00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:07.680 live show a few times and I always get the certain answer. But jailhouse 398 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:14.160 weapon of choice, a lock in a sock or a shive? Oh gully, 399 00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:18.559 Okay, So I believe that my answer on that is going to be 400 00:28:19.559 --> 00:28:26.119 an I'm mean, I'm gonna change my answer. I just what the other 401 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:32.440 times in life you've thought about this. When you're working on under Jennifer Anistony 402 00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:34.720 impression, you sometimes think about your jail house weapon show. No. I 403 00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:37.759 just I went back and forth like ten times in my head real fast while 404 00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:41.559 while you were waiting for my answer. And at first I thought it was 405 00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:44.920 going to be the lock in the sock. But I don't think that I 406 00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:47.720 could stop someone with a lock in a sock. I think I could only 407 00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:49.759 senerate. You couldn't swing it hard, and I don't think so. But 408 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.880 I think with the shive I could. I'm really small, I'm short, 409 00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:57.759 so I could stab him in the leg and then run away. See that 410 00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:00.319 tells me something about you that you're using to stab them in the leg as 411 00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:03.720 opposed to the heart or somewhere for some vital organ. You don't want to 412 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:07.400 kill them, you just want to debilitate them. That's correct. I can't 413 00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.920 run away. Good answer tells me a lot about you. Yeah, okay, 414 00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:15.680 Question eighteen, yep, how much money to give up your pinky toe? 415 00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:22.519 Oh my goodness, so to go with, to go with just nine? 416 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:25.759 What's the what's how big a check do I have to give you? 417 00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:33.160 I just is there is there a no on this answer that there's no amount 418 00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:37.480 of money? I think you're lying if you say that I said, here's 419 00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.960 a billion dollars, you would be fine with nine. You don't care about 420 00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:49.640 the q chooes. I thought of that confession question. I can't, I 421 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:53.039 don't. I don't how much? And it's not just cut off, it's 422 00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:57.759 surgically there's an antistition an esthetician involved. Do you mean you mean you can 423 00:29:57.880 --> 00:30:04.480 like have it properly? How much I'm buying your pinky toe? How much? 424 00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:08.359 Oh? What's the price? What's the price for that little thingny ah, 425 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:18.799 golly doy, I don't know. Ten million dollars reasonable answer? She 426 00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:23.079 went from no price dropped to a reasonable amount of money, ten million dollars. 427 00:30:23.400 --> 00:30:26.200 I don't think you would hobble. I don't think you would hobble. 428 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:29.759 Well, that's why I had to go through. You would hobble with it. 429 00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:33.480 So you'll go with nine for ten million for eight figures. That's your 430 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:36.880 price on your nine digits for eight figures. That's what we're going with there 431 00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:38.640 can I go with one hundred million? No, you said ten. And 432 00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:42.200 I guarantee you if I laid out a briefcase of a million, now a 433 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.240 million, you can't get anything for a million. Ten For ten, I 434 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.880 can do a lot of good in the world that my toe is going to 435 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:51.160 do less good in the world. There you go, There you go. 436 00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:53.920 Question answer, Yeah, that would be my reason. Okay, Okay, 437 00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:56.599 She's like, I'm judging more of the questions than the answers, but yeah, 438 00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:03.759 are good. Okay. Question nineteen. Who is a celebrity crush from 439 00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:10.200 any point of your life that you are embarrassed to admit? Oh, let's 440 00:31:10.200 --> 00:31:17.839 see embarrassed to admit? Well, I mean you can't just say like Channing 441 00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:22.079 Tatum because that's common. Well, I am Brad Pitt is probably common too 442 00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:27.440 embarrassed to admit anytime from zero to now, child teen, yesterday when you 443 00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:33.319 were working on your Jennifer andis impression anything? You know, if you said 444 00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:36.599 Matthew Perry, then it would be like a weird friend's fetishue. Yeah. 445 00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:41.160 No, let's see that you're embarrassed to admit. Okay, let's see. 446 00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:47.640 I don't think well, it really is Brad Pitt. But I'm not embarrassed 447 00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:51.799 to admit that. So no, I mean, he's see, you don't 448 00:31:51.799 --> 00:31:53.720 have one. You don't have a weird poster on your wall as a child. 449 00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:59.440 No, I did not. Oh my god, I'm sorry. Well 450 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.880 little Bert Humperdink or somebody. No, are you kidding me? Ronald my 451 00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:07.799 mother? No? No, no, So you have none? No, 452 00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:15.480 I just know none that you're embarrassed to admit or no celebrity crushes. Uh 453 00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:19.160 no, not really? Are you passing? You have to pat You have 454 00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:21.880 no answer. I guess I believe you. Yeah, you have no answer. 455 00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:23.680 Well, well I already said Brad Pitt is my celebrity crush. But 456 00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:28.559 I'm not embarrassed to admit it. I don't know who i'd be embarrassed to 457 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.079 admit. I mean, I mean, I like hot guys like Marie Osmond. 458 00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:37.440 Well she was, she was. She's an attractive you know when like 459 00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:40.640 last year, you mean, or like probably when you're a teenager. Well 460 00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:46.160 now no, now it's Elizabeth Vargas. Yeah, Elizabeth Vargus. It's interesting, 461 00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:50.680 I know. Yeah, and you know she's out of the she's sober. 462 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.160 Yeah much. But that was always my thing. When people like that's 463 00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:57.480 weird. Well, now it's gonna sound like I'm copying off your paper, 464 00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:01.160 but I guess Donnie Osmond okay Osmond, Yeah, I always thought that he 465 00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:06.960 was super cute and yeah, just over the years, I just always really 466 00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.319 had a thing for that Donny Osmond. There you go, there you do. 467 00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:12.880 We got somewhere I know, but you have to pull it out of 468 00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:17.200 me. Thanks. Conversation, right, it's a conversation, that's it. 469 00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:22.039 Okay. Number twenty, we're playing Monopoly. Which piece are you playing? 470 00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:28.240 The top hat? The top hat? Yeah, I thought you'd be more 471 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.799 of a thimble person. No, by the top hat because it doesn't fall 472 00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:37.000 over, so you don't want your piece. I don't want it to fall 473 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:42.640 over. And it's fancy. Oh and I feel like Monopoly is kind of 474 00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:47.319 like a fancy game. So you think that the fancier the iron is not 475 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:51.680 likely to land on park place? Right. I feel like if I'm wearing 476 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:53.880 the top hat, ju, it's good juju that maybe I'm going to get 477 00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:58.279 the park place. Okay, yeah, interesting answer, yeah, Okay. 478 00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:01.720 Number twenty one, Okay, what is the most important invention of all time? 479 00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:10.559 Hmm, that's interesting. Uh, what comes to mind for me. 480 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.880 Oddly, I have no idea, but it popped in my head. Whereas 481 00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:21.960 the aqueducts in Rome, Yeah, that was a really important invention because I 482 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.440 think water is the most important thing on the age. I would say running 483 00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:32.239 water, running water, and the aqueducts them to harness a water supply exactly 484 00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:37.360 so that I agree with that. Really, yes, that's exactly the answer 485 00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.239 I would have. I wouldn't have been so wise to actually say aqueduct, 486 00:34:40.239 --> 00:34:44.239 but I would have said running water and same thing indoor plumbing, and that 487 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:46.159 all stems from the aqueduct. So I, yes, I think that is. 488 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:49.360 Anybody else has a different answer out there. I think you're wrong, 489 00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.760 and I'm gonna argue to to death on and why they everything starts with water? 490 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.000 Well, I think we have in common water charities as well, right, 491 00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:58.199 Yeah, I think the only charity should be donating to is water. 492 00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:01.920 Water. Water. Everything starts with water. Water solves all the problems. 493 00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:07.480 It's it's all about the water here that my college. I'm not donating to 494 00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:12.400 you. I'm donating the water to water charities. Okay, number twenty two, 495 00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:17.880 yep, give me something that you do think or believe that it best 496 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:24.119 could be considered quirky, and it worst would be considered insane about myself. 497 00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:31.079 Like something I like to do, I believe or think something quirky or nuts. 498 00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:36.079 I do that thing. Any of the crazy monkeys talk to you? 499 00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:38.599 No, no, no, it's it's way. It's more docile than that. 500 00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:43.079 But it is something that I cannot seem to get away from. And 501 00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:46.119 that is that that pinch of salt thing. You know when you when you 502 00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:50.400 spill some salt and you have to take your right hand and throw a pinch 503 00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:53.519 of it over your left shoulder. I just feel like my whole life is 504 00:35:53.519 --> 00:35:57.360 going to fall apart. That's your superstitt, is it? I just step 505 00:35:57.360 --> 00:36:00.000 on a crack that. Oh yeah, that's we go under a ladder? 506 00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:04.280 What will you walk under a ladder? I prefer not to, okay, 507 00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:08.519 But the salt is no chance. Salt is something I can't get away from. 508 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:13.199 I mean, if if I spilled some salt and I were in a 509 00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:15.559 hurry and I ran out to the car, I'm telling you, I would 510 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:20.119 feel like I needed to run back in the house, grab a pench and 511 00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:22.360 with my right hand throw it over my left shoulder and then run back out 512 00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:27.239 to the car. I do not know why. Wow, that is somewhere 513 00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:29.679 between quirky and and sick, it is, right, Yeah, yeah, 514 00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.960 you're basically throwing salt on the floor. On the floor. Yeah, that's 515 00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:35.360 it. You would do that in your own home. Yes, okay, 516 00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:39.239 yeah, interesting, there you go. All right, last question number twenty 517 00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:45.400 three. Okay, we are turning your memoir into a movie. What genre 518 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:51.039 would it fall into? What would it be rated? And what would it 519 00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:57.440 be called? Let's see. Okay, so my movie would for sure be 520 00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:06.800 a documentary. I'm sorry, that's no fun. No, documentary is not 521 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:10.760 eligible. I'm banning that because we're turning into a movie and it's starring actress 522 00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:14.559 and things. So I'm not asking who would play you. Yeah, I'm 523 00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:17.000 asking what genre would it be? So? Oh, I wanted it to 524 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:23.440 be a documentary starring Jennifer anistid she doesn't star in documentaries unless Jennifer Andison's story. 525 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:28.440 She could host it. Okay, now we're getting somewhere, so you 526 00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:34.800 want to Okay, so you want to a documentary hosted documentary by Jennifer Aniston. 527 00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:39.360 Yeah, so documentaries are generally not rated, but they're going to rate 528 00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:45.880 one. What would it be g G Of course it would be my G 529 00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:52.559 rated documentary hosted by Is this animated? Is it animated? It is a 530 00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:59.719 cartoon? Her G rated animated documentary hosted by Jennifer Anison would be called what 531 00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:05.599 KKO in captivity? What would it be called? No? Maybe? Uh? 532 00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:08.639 Yeah, Kko Sees the World. Kko sees the World? Uh? 533 00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:14.920 Tickets for Kko Sees the World? A G rated documentary hosted by another than 534 00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:19.719 Jennifer Aniston. So be very meta with Jennifer Aston hosting a segment and you're 535 00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:22.760 in a different country doing a Jennifer Aniston impression for crazy monkeys, There's a 536 00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:27.599 lot going there. I wonder I think Jennifer Aniston would like to get Jennifer 537 00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:30.840 Aniston on the phone. And there you go, And that is your twenty 538 00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:36.159 three questions that matter. And if you don't think they matter, you pull 539 00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:39.000 these babies out on a date or you with your girlfriend or boyfriend and try 540 00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:43.199 them out and you will have a really, really good time. Can I 541 00:38:43.519 --> 00:38:46.920 just say that I haven't laughed as much, you know, one stretch in 542 00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:52.400 the longest time. Really, this was so much fun, right, great 543 00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:58.000 question to do this hilarious questions lead to uh, curiosity and banter. It 544 00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:02.199 tolls. It gives me a far look into your brain and me and anything 545 00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:06.239 else than what's your favorite call? Then? Who are your three dream dinner 546 00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:07.679 guests? Like, I don't want to hear that. Okay, those are 547 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:13.440 dumb questions, so I uh rarely do that. I'm gonna wait a little 548 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:15.280 while. You're gonna have to listen to this podcast. Eventually, I'm gonna 549 00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:21.320 post these on our our Facebook page so you have them handy for you singer 550 00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:23.320 after animal dont but I'm gonna give you everbody an opportunity to share these with 551 00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:28.280 the world because we've got to stop that thirty stupid thirty six questions, because 552 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:30.239 these are the twenty three questions that matter. And if you can make each 553 00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:34.880 other laugh and really poke at each other's questions, and you only used one 554 00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:37.320 pass I think I think you only used one because you didn't have an answer, 555 00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:39.239 right, Yeah, And then I think I thought of the answer way 556 00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:42.800 later and I wasn't able to say it because I missed my chance. Right, 557 00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:45.800 But these are turning your You're turning each other's brains. Yeah, So 558 00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:50.559 these are the questions. This was the exercise. Yes, I didn't feel 559 00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:53.719 on the spot. I felt like we were having fun because these are questions 560 00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:57.679 that you do have an answer to, and the stakes are not right, 561 00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:02.800 is wrong, but even your guesses turn out to be something we can both 562 00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:09.039 laugh about it and shows vulnerability and answering. This shows that you apparently have 563 00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:13.800 a really wonderful family and you definitely want the dessert menu. So if you 564 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.800 were picking Keko out, be prepared for the Jennifer Aniston thing. Hopefully you 565 00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:22.159 looklick Donnie Osmond and she absolutely wants dessert. Got it and a lot of 566 00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:27.880 mayonnaise? All right? This was fun as far as us like, share, 567 00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:30.719 subscribe, and as always, please review this podcast because, as you 568 00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:36.760 know, these reviews mean a lot in the podcasting ecosystem. Check out our 569 00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.599 live tour schedule A great love to be. First of all, send us 570 00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:42.800 any of your weird answers to any of those questions, or any of those 571 00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:45.880 They don't have to be weird answers. Send us your answers. Send us 572 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:47.920 if you think you have a better question that can crack the twenty three, 573 00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:52.320 and I will swat that thing down like a fly swatter. You don't have 574 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.039 a better one. And I started with a pile of like sixty five. 575 00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:59.400 I honed it down to this. You know what. The final one to 576 00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:04.360 get in was what the pinky toe? And the pinky is my favorite. 577 00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:08.599 That's that's a really hard one. That is a really really hard I know 578 00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:16.360 your prices, just got expensive footwear. Toasts, expecive live tour schedule. 579 00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:22.960 Great lovedbeate dot com because as always at the Great Love Debate, we never 580 00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:31.559 stopped making love. See you next time the Great Love Debate. It's the 581 00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:37.719 Great Love Debate. Degreat Love Debate. It's a great love to be