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Are you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. Yeah,
he's not a coach. Can give me James stupid. You're a super
idiot. For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will lie
for attention my life at start. Y'all you're coming, guys, Welcome to
another fantastic episode of punch On. You got no Sam Tripoli today we'll get
to that. Johnny. Maybe you've got a little intel why they can make
it, but we do have the number one. There's no joke requested person
to be on the fucking show. Finally, Earl the Pearl, Big Daddy
Skate call everybody. I keep it real. That's why I'm a popular podcast.
Guess a poppy? Now, I love you? On Danish O'Neil's podcast,
which has now become Beach Cops. Are you going to be on Beach
Cops or have you been on you? They're a little too heavy on the
act and talk on that. I scrapped this next segment. Why did they
call him? Why did they call him beach cops? What's that about?
I have no idea, to be honest with you. I remember them saying,
because I listened to it, I remember why they set it bad,
don't. It's a reference to something, but I can't recall what because it
changed in my podcast feed and I was, I was, what is this
Beach Cops? I didn't subscribe it? Well, that was there. That
was their patreon. Their their patreon, and their regular podcast has morphed into
just Beach Cops. I think they still have something behind a paywall too,
um, but it is now just just Beachcops. So everybody, yeah,
listening to Beach Cops. But you've notoriously said Earl that, hey, you
gotta call off the dogs. Their fans are rabbit at you. You can't
even get you mean, what do you mean out of control? What are
some of the things these guys have been doing to you? I mean,
I was in the bathroom the other night, you know, I'm just taking
a piss, staring at the wall, and I out of mind, even
though I have horrible vision, you can tell by these glasses, you know.
I since someone in the next stall and they just look at me and
go, hey, your earl's skateboard and I'm like yeah, and they're like,
oh, big fans. So they leave first. And this was in
his house, by the way, to be clear, the guy's house,
because as they're shutting the door, he just looked at me, goes,
my mama, it's happened. But I love them. I love the fans.
I mean, uh, you know without them, you know, we
can't tour. I don't know by ship, Yeah, I mean, it's
really the only industry, morning the only industries that like you talked to you
talked directly to the customers, you know what I mean. It's like everywhere
if you invented something or whatever, people didn't know it, or you made
some sort of fucking snap cake or something. People are always like, you're
the fucking snack cake guy. You know what I mean? Oh, I
don't mind it. You know, when you are as unsuccessful for as long
as I was, you'll take any fan interaction. How's the late mignite man?
How's how's this? You've been hanging around late night? But Bearison in
the regular Sciety's story White back to pre pandemic levels. But it's pretty good.
You know, most shows are sold out. M the belly room shows
are sold out. Even the main room is U, which is tougher him
to sell out is I would say ninety percent of the shows are sold out.
Uh rs are always sold out. So have you been doing? Have
you guys done the band at all? No? No, I get I
think I'm emi least new Holtzman. So when Holtzman's not in town, I
get his spot, which is the Kennison Brody spot. How long do you
do with it? Because he technically with that spot you can do what aver
the fuck you want. I try to do an hour m which is pretty
neat to do an hour on that stage? How many people are still around
it when you when you do it? Because that's usually the fucking get fuck
out of towns, get you know, the shows over spot basically h yeah,
I mean, it really depends on who is in front of you for
you, yeah, you know, you know, like Whitney Cummings, oddly
enough was I think she was late. So she went on right before me
the other night and she gave me the best intro. I don't know if
she meant it or not, but she was like, hey, this guy's
a mentor to me. We started together, which is true, don't believe,
and not one person laugh. So it depends on the intro you get
and how good the comment before he was doing. Because if they're bombing,
like a couple of weeks ago, there was someone who was, they just
gave up halfway through and started fucking around, and so a fair amount of
people left before I even hit the microphone. Right right right, right,
right, right right right right, Johnny, what's happening with you? How
are you? I'm back eastman, I'm back in North Carolina. Just got
back yesterday. I was going to ask you if you were back out East
or in Carolina for either to pass it for the Thanksgiving and everything. Yeah,
yeah, I just flew out, so are you hearing your have you
heard your pants? So my mom does have this thing called sleep like night
terrors. She sleepwalks and has night terrors. Though, listen to this,
dude. Last week I wasn't here. But last week she wakes up in
the middle of night, screaming, runs out of the house onto the front
porch, and hides behind like some furniture on the front porch. And in
her brain, her you know, adult sleepwalk brain, she thinks that these
two guys are after her in the house, and and in her you know,
her deluded state, she thinks the solution to this is ringing the doorbell
incessantly until my dad comes out of the middle of the night, like three
am. Yeah, And so she just starts ringing ding dong, ding dong,
ding dong, and then runs and hides again on the porch. So
my dad is coming out in his tidy whitey's you know, and and and
woman, what the hell are you doing? And she finds herrouching over behind
you know, the swing, which isn't that crazy? She does all this
crazy stuff she's got, it's like real problem with it. Man. She
she's she's been driving, she's been driving down the road before her, like
nightgown or whatever, but like running down she's gone driving down the road before.
Really. Yeah, it's always it's always like somebody's after her or a
baby is missing. That's a popular theme, missing babies. Isn't it weird?
Man? That is fucking yeah, it's It drives my dad nuts because
she used it. When she wakes up, her first move is to scream
at the top of her lungs. When I was a kid, she would
come knocking at our doors. Yeah, and but she was it was almost
like she was possessed because she was smart enough to try to convince us that
she wasn't asleep. So she you just hear, yeah, knock, knock,
knock, knock, knock knock. And I'd be like and and be
my mom. She's like, Johnny, Johnny, let me let me in,
Let me in. I need to come in. And I'm like,
yeah, it's two am. You're a sleep not letting you in? No,
no, no, no, I'm not asleep. I'm not asleep.
There's just three guys killing your dad in the bedroom. And and I I
mean, i'd have to, I'm like, mom, you're sleep, wake
up. She seems pretty calm for three guys. Well, but but that's
the thing. She's trying to be calm. So I'll let her in and
then you'll hear her just go screaming that right after that, I don't let
her in. It's unbelievable though, it's really, I mean, she's it's
something she's struggled with her whole life because she doesn't sleep well because of it.
I mean, she's getting exercise at three am, and doesn't you know
it's hard to get good rest when you're trotting around the port. But yeah,
man, it's a it's a drag, and she's she went to get
her brain scan today, some kind of brain scan to see what I mean,
she's done her. Oh I got a handcuffed for to her bed,
like you know, like if it's a full moon and she was a werewolf.
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's dude, that's a thought. But
the problem anything like she had to wear a sea pat machine for a while
because she had sleep apnea, and like just that being that made it worse.
Anything any kind of apparatus, like the clock, the light from the
clock, that's a bomb. Now, it's anything in the room that's left
on is a problem. It's really strange. Does she have is that sleep
apnea? It's like it's it's three things combine. Its sleep apnea, which
I think probably pulls her out of deep sleep while she's streaming and makes her
start acting out in the dreams. And she also has night terrors, which
is these really intense nightmares. So I mean, it's the triumvirate of bad
sleep. It's really it's and it sucks for everybody. But she's working on
we'll see. But uh yeah, So that's that's my experience when I'm home
because the bedroom I sleep in while I'm here is a couple of rooms down
and that's just you wake up in the middle of night here and this crazy
screaming. I've gotten used to it, but I have what they called living
nightmares. That's what they call it. Sorry, nothing like a like a
baby. But when I'm right awake, it's just I guess sometimes it's not
it's not anything pleasant. Sky call. His dad's name is Johnny. And
then whenever Johnny's home for the holidays, he's just fucking plunge her, fucking
her clam and she's like, yeah, Johnny, give it to me,
give it to me, and that's that's why he has nightmares. I don't
bla, It's not true. You told me. He told me that he
walked in none, none of none of what's about to be satisfrue. No,
everybody that knows what this is this time last year, because you were
home for thanksgivin, He goes, Dude, I accidentally walked in on my
dad. He had some giant sex toy. It looked like he was just
plunging a toilet just right near old fucking baby cannon. True, maybe that
wasn't you. But we'll be right back right after this break. I'm kidding,
earl. Can we talk about your because you were telling me about this.
If it's top Hollywood secret ship, no problem. But aren't you uh
in a fucking you're fluff and it's some port nut right now now, I'm
kidding about your documentary you're doing. Can we talk about that? I didn't
even know you knew about it you texted me about. Oh okay, I
obviously. Yeah. If you want to keep anything a secret, keep us,
not the guy since texted to No, that's what I'm saying. If
it's a secret, one word no, No, I mean, well,
it's almost a parody. Uh, we're gonna do uh. And it has
something to do with O'Neil and Danish. Uh. They have a producer friend
by the name of Pete Lazarus who's a documentary maker and filmmaker, and he
would listen to our episodes that we would do together, and we do have
a great chemistry, the three of us. It's just just very easy and
there's no force. Hey, I gotta get a line in here, It
just comes out. So he had an idea of doing a two part special.
One would be a documentary on why I'm trying to do a special at
fifty four years old, like most people have already done their special by my
career, and then the second part is obviously the special. So we're pretty
much done with the documentary part. You know, PiZZ like you could definitely
see, Okay, this guy knows what he's doing. I mean, the
camera's got to be twenty grand alone, and just how he edits things,
and you know, could you guys know, no special is special anymore.
It's you could pretty much photoshop Sebastian and the Rogue and Special or Vice versa
or Tianna and Allies is special, and you wouldn't know the difference, so
I'm right, at least be a little different. That's why Aris was so
great. By the way that the set was beautiful, those candles, He's
so good. I mean, that's an amazing special it really is. It's
so good. You guys go watch you on Rice you Fear YouTube dot com.
Ju Uh, it's fucking so good and it really is. I told
him it's his best work so far. What's just so polished. Can you
think he was gonna shelve that thing? I mean, geez, he wasn't
gonna shoot it. I mean that's unbelievable. Well, he was could have
not existed though, because of the pandemic. I mean that's he was just
about to shoot it. Yeah, then the pandemic happened. But the thing
about it it's so great, is that it really is timeless, I mean
so timeless and time lead though with all this ship going on with Kanyak,
I mean, it's it's it's gonna be timeless. But it's also he dropped
it at the perfect time. He almost got exactly. It really is fucking
and I'm telling you why. If anybody is lucky, it's that guy.
Damn fucking Jewish prick. That guy is like a cat with a ten thousand
lives. Yeah all right, really really really is Um that's cool? I
mean or also when are you going to like what are you going to put
it out on? Or you don't even know that shit yet? I mean
Ari is probably the benchmark for now every comic Ari and Lewis go messages put
on YouTube. But yeah, pay what you want, um, So you
know, I think are already had like two million. I think it's almost
Arena Tube. So yeah, it's amazing. So you figure twenty percent of
people are going to give them money for you know, five bucks, ten
bucks, so that's you know, I don't know if people become rich over
something like that, even with that amount of views, but you'll get your
money back in a little bit and you know that. But like that leads
to shit like that if even it has that many views, some of those
people could be just the right person for something fucking helse. It leads to
ship Oh yeah, I mean I think you know, we all want a
special on Netflix just because it's the most you streaming service on Earth. But
you know, even though it's kind of come and go, you know,
they're hot for day or two and then all right when it's the next special
on Netflix. So I think I just wanted to be a little different.
Hopefully people dig it. You know. We're going around like certain sites that
were important to me, like the Porno Theater of course, and we actually
want to do it there the special, but it's recently shut down. So
for what I come. Oh my god, I went there once and it's
so nasty, like you've only been there once. I've been there once.
Hold on, my postmates, maybe here at Perfect Leading. Um, it's
the most amazing. I went there with this chick, you know, my
yoga instructor, of course, and she was like, um, I'll go
in there with you as people are fucking h just all kinds. I don't
know how this place was legally allowed to stay open, so uh. And
there's three rooms and the main room is just beautiful. It's got like a
runway catwalk in the middle, which would be perfect for special, you know,
to kind of go into the crowd. And um, it's a pretty
sorry that's my dog. It's a pretty historic location. So you know we've
been thinking about that. You know, maybe the parking lot of the store
you know, be funny to have a special, but it's not in the
building that we're we're looking. That's probably in a few months we get locked
down a location, pay for it and all that right right right right,
and then the store if I hook you up at the deal, I mean,
I know that it would be a tough sell to say, hey,
can you shut it down the club for for nine oh, I'll be right
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to hear what's in his post meets m h. He always eats real healthy,
so I gotta fucking you know every time you got to eat with him,
he does the same fucking shit that where he'll like he has real super
specific ways of ordering his food, so he first always apologizes, he orders
last. He always apologizes like two or three times to the you know server
if you have a complicated orders, saying yeah huh, and then he goes
and then he goes into his watch. I'll have him do an example.
O what'd you get? Um? There is a Canadian vitamin store right down
the street from me and they have well there, it's called body I'm not
trying to play. I don't get any like free stopplements. It's called body
energy. You use the code punch drunk go ahead, and I you know,
when you're getting older, you're metabolism slows down. So I used to
have like burritos and shit in the morning. So now I have a protein
shape to fill me up. Oh, just straight protein shape. But I
told my guess was that it's gonna be something healthy, because I know you
eat very healthy and that's why you look like you're thirty two. Earl,
do a little improv right here. This is gonna be exciting. Everyone's excited
for this. Enjoy your shape there. Pretend you are going to You're at
a restaurant, and if we were with four people, everybody has already ordered,
because you know how you always have like a I don't know something on
this side, nothing else, give it. Give me an example, but
like a specific order you would order somewhere. We gotta tell me the restaurant.
What's one of your goats, what's one of your haunts where you got
a real fucking situation. I go to Chiabo. I'm like, I'm like
ray Leoda and good Fellas. You know when I walk into either Dan Tannas
or Okay Joe. I go to the kitchen jones On. Oh I love
Jones. They have good pizza. Jones. I know the owner there and
every time I have a date there, he's like, come in the back
way. They have this like private driveway. And I walked through the kitchen
and it's give me a Jones order, Hey, give me a juone.
They have a good bar. There, give me a joke, Arner.
So I've taken a lot of dates to that place and Keith always comes by.
He's the owner, and he's like got a mafia vibe to him.
He's like, hey, earl, congrats on the movie, and he just
walks off. I'm not that's a classic move. That's a fucking sexy move.
Well that's what I do to comics at the store when I see them
talking to a girl. I just have you always do that, Hey,
congrats on that ten picture development deal. I guess you know. See but
what I'll do that, But I'll do it. It's more believable if I
see somebody talking to some hot girl and I'll come up and I go,
hey, I don't want to interrupt. I don't want to say you're so
funny. I saw your act the other night. You're really really hilarious.
So I hadn't mean the bug. You guys side and they're like, oh
thanks, man, Like I don't know me. Then if I don't like
someone, I'll be like, hey, I hope that ain't test comes back.
Good, let's walk off. I know. I know. What's the
thing. You're boy? You had a girlfriend, she was like fourteen,
isn't that right? What do you do you think you're talking to Jeff Ross
or me? I'm gonna say you know who it is, hey, I
was trying to get I was trying to get a Danish to call in as
Jeff Ross, but he had a shit he had to do today. Well
he's got two kids now, dude, Like, I know, no ship,
that's it, that's it's Tripolie. Well, I can't imagine. Uh,
you know, I have a small dog and she is my child.
Basically, I can't imagine when having two kids my mind would I can't even
fathom it. Dude. They both put like you know, the fighting any
and the post pics of the family or them, and they both have like
kids under their arm pits. They look like it's just physically exhausted. I
go, I don't even know how that's I mean, that just looks like
so much work, how you could even get anything else done. So it's
probably also why Tripli isn't here today. It's probably got a kid. Where
aren't they're running him? So earl, give me give me a classic fucking
skagold. You're running date day just ordered and now you're at Jones, give
me like one of your classic fucked up ass nine minute orders. Well,
I always gotta be cool with the waiter because you know our waitress, because
you know, if you're addition to the waiter, the service is gonna be
bad. You know, they could spit in your food. I mean,
sure you want them on your sunny. You gotta understand, like Jones and
Dan Tanna's the Ivy, you know, the higher end places, those waiters
are shipped on by a lot of B level celebrities, so they're not in
the ship by the best. Yeah. Well yeah, but like so they're
already on edge. And I usually go on later dinners nine ten o'clock,
so you know, by that time, said Jones, they've been there for
four hours. They've probably gotten shitty tips, you know, because rich people
don't tip, except for like Russell Peters. So you gotta hope Russell goes
there eight times in a week. You know. Russell is the reason the
homeless guy at the store, basically Boone's replacement comes there every night now because
Russell gave him I think two hundred dollars once for a shitty La Times magazine
he had, and so now he thinks he can get that. Every night
he shows up with this massive shopping car to bullshit. Oh they got to
have all the jerseys. Yeah that guy. Oh fuck, that guy's the
worst. Wait, where's Boon Bens? He has he been back? I
mean I saw him about three times during the height of the pandemic. I
got into this weird habit of walking lowest sometimes with someone else who shall be
nameless at the moments, and we're doing it like two to three in the
morning, and Boone would just appear like it was It was like it was
the predator man. He just came in from the tree. Did you have
a mask on? No, it's Boon you know, his hair was looking
all wild and yeah. And then the last time I saw him, it
was around two pm. I think it was a Friday afternoon. And this
is the height of the George flood stuff. I mean the city was hot,
and I live in West Hollywood, but right across the street from the
sheriff station, so there was a lot of bad people. That was like
ground zero for anyone who wanted to start trouble. You know, we're feeding
the sheriff station throwing shit. It was like scary to be in my neighborhood
and Boone sees me and I'm walking Lois with someone and uh, he's such
yelling at the top of his lung as a boy, George Floyd, that
young black boy, and I think, dude, I can't like right now,
dude, this is like, you know, you could tell who the
travelmakers work because they all had backpacks and you can see like hands of spray
paint and shit, uh, you know, and whatever whatever else they were
like had to cause destruction was in that bag. And they were all looking
at me, and I'm like, boom, boom, please please gotta like.
So I hope he's still alive because he's, you know, in a
weird way. I think we all love him. So oh for sure,
I definitely loved that guy. I mean, he can be annoying by who
which one of us can't. But I bet you even Henchclip would be sad.
And they had a beef, you know, and I could understand Tony,
you know, it gets old, you know, boon kind of Yeah,
then fans of his either you kind of know how to track him down,
right, I mean I don't know. I found his what I believe
to be his nephew on Facebook. Yeah, and he's got like a private
account or whatever, because he's like a judge, a judge really, yeah,
he's judge. And I guess he worked with Obama when Obama was in
Illinois's photos of them together and all that checks out the boone story. So
I sent him a friend request so that I could send him a message,
and but I haven't heard back from him yet, but I check it every
now and then to see if her from because I mean it's the same last
name. He is a judge, he is from Judge Shacka Locka. Huh.
Okay, that's cool, Yeah, judge Judge Locka shock. Yeah,
of course he's fucking judge locket um. So or let's get a Dantana's order,
all right, so I'll try and make him laugh right out of the
gate, just so you're already working the fucking guy before you even get to
your order. Let's hear, Jason, You're you're Jason, You're the overworked
server. Yeah, you do that. That's what I was gonna say.
I'm gonna be a little upset because it's been a shitty day and you're coming
in late. But sometimes I've gotten lucky, like I took h Chandler to
the Bellar Hotel once either our anniversary or her birthday and uh, she orders
and then the guy looks at me like that remember that scene in American Psycho
or all the waiters for giving the you know, tonight we have porkloon.
Yeah, end up doing it in like this like a robot cop like delivery.
Uh. The guys like, mister Skeagol, it's an honor to have
you here. And I thought you'd just see my name on the reservations.
She's like, I'm a big fan of yours. May I recommend the pork
jobs with? Really? Like he knew me, like from Rostotle or something.
H So sometimes that an early date for you guys? Was that on
an early date? Like, no, that's about a year in Okay,
okay, that would because that would have been great. One time I was,
uh, you know Powerhouse Bar. It was close for a long time,
but now it's open again right on Hollywood Boulevard. It's right, I
mean it's on literally the corner of Hollywood and Highland, but it's an old
famous bar there or whatever I was. I started dating this makeup girl on
this thing I was working on. So we go out after the shoot.
It's the fucking first date and I shot this thing with Duncan Trussell and Joey
Diaz and Brian Jarvis for like Fuel TV. It was on back then on
new New fucking Fuel TV. But they had this weird comedy fucking shot.
I was in a fucking two manu that seen no ship. That's all I
shot for it. We're in there playing pool. We're the only ones in
there. All of a sudden it was on like all eleven TVs because they
were on that show. I hadn't even seen it yet, but she was
like, holy shit, look at the TVs and it was my scene on
like all eleven TVs in this bar on like our first date. I was
like, oh man, that's fucking God trying to help me get laid right
there. So if I don't know the way there's, you know, I'll
just uh yeah, I'll find some starting point of you know, hey,
anyone ever tell you you look like, you know, Christian Bale and the
Machine or something. I don't know, weird, but a weird pull that
that he looks so he was so remember how thin he was for that.
It was I mean just in posifinition of a method actor. Yeah, yeah,
like Narro was with was it raging? Bowie went from like being pretty
jacked, like I think almost seventy pounds overweight for the end. So I'll
try and find some common ground, make them laugh. You know, I
can sense that they're an actor and an actress. I might delve off and
do, uh so, how's the career going? You know? Good?
And you know we can wait, let's hear about you, you know,
just get some human communication going and then hey, you know, we'll start
off a Caesar salad. But can they put the mail on the side,
you know, and they make it with mayo like, so then there's like
an interaction like, oh um, well can they go light mail? Not
to be a dick and overwork them like and I'll always say this, I'm
gonna make it worth your while when it comes time for the check. You
know. Now most people who say that probably are saying I'm not gonna tip
you well, but I'm like, I'm going to tip you well we get
this going, yeah, So then they'll then when they hear that, knowing
that I'm a serious tipper, which is something I learned from my dad.
I mean even when I send food back. Can I never send food back?
But when I do, I'll still tip or whatever. And then what
would you recommend? So that way, I'm saying I value your opinion.
Um, And then well, I like lasagna like perfect, I'll take the
rig of tony and we get the can. I get the sauce on the
side, and like can they instead of oil make it with water like like,
I know, dude, I'm not trying to be a dick. I
just all this shit is mental for me. I'm sure making it with the
oil is not going to make me into Ralphie Man. But in my mind
it I'm a very mental person, Like, huh, Johnny, you can
hand me a pill and tell me this will make your dick free. Is
bigger than an hour. It could just be a Tylan all and at the
end of the hour I lived down at the fuck I think it? I
think it is three. It's just bigger. I'm very susceptible to the effect.
I was made for the placebo effect, So in my mind, if
I get it, you know, they squirt the pan with water instead of
oil, I'm skinnier. And then for the and they had the best.
If you're ever in la I want to take you guys the best apple pie
on God's Green Earth. And I'm not a sweet skuy, but they made
Jones Jones. Oh my god, dude, it's piping hot, like it's
really hot. That's funny. I used to live right up a street from
there. I never went by there was Oh they got pizza there. Have
you better than the Apple Pan? Have you been in the Apple Pan?
Oh? My god, my mom used to take me there. My girl
loves that place. It's still there. I mean, it's to have a
restaurant in la um last literally fifty years that has been I mean Jones Dan
Tanna is another exception of, um, you know something that's been around that
long. Foremost that's an old one that's been there for Yeah, that's that.
A couple of sushi places have been around for a bit, um,
but most especially after the pandemic or during the pandemic, a lot of high
end restaurants shut down. You know, it's just fucking hard to make a
living. Uh, and they're still hurting. Some of the restaurants just getting
back. Um. So then you know, I'll say, hey, can
we get the apple pie and you know, maybe an extra scoop of vanilla
because when it melts over it, dude, it's it's it's sexual meal.
And then uh, you know, it's usually a date I'm with, it's
usually a drinker. So given some of that Bill Cosby ship, Oh no,
I don't have to raid my woman. I've never forced myself on a
woman ever. And I come from ros Spottle. That's a rarity. Um
out of control of that show with the people I had to work with and
supernov it's even worse. Jesus Christ. Uh, I saw, are you
really retiring from the Flyers? Well? I got threatened with legal actions.
So is that real because you posted hey? Because well, uh you got
a cease and desist about the Flyers. Here. I had a lawyer reach
out to me. You know, I'm listed in the Yellow Pages like I
still have a landline Johnny so a fact? Wait what are you? How
are you listed in the as what? Well? You know I are the
White Pages? I mean nothing, Okay, okay the daddy man? Are
you? Is the daddy man? Um? I should be? Uh?
So this lawyer called me. I'm said, hey, uh, you know
if you put out one more flyer. That's because some people got on all
three flyers. I won't mention any names. But um, he's like,
you're you're treading into the harassment um field. So if I were you,
I would not put out another flyer and then they just come out now,
could have been just a prank. But then I have a friend of mine
as a lawyer, so I asked him, Hey, if I put out
a four flyer, could I get sued. He's like, uh, no,
parody is covered under First Amendment. Um, you know rules. So
but I don't. I don't want the head anyche I mean it's fully made,
it's ready with a click of a button. Hey send it to me.
So now I'm trying to like because I pay for four flyers. So
the guys like, I'll no, I can't do them. I have no
I said. I got a guy named Andrew Stoke and out of New Jersey.
He's made every inappropriate earl cover art or you know, anything like a
Jellies When the Jellies was on, he would do a special Jellies thing.
Um. I sent him a Supernova flyer and I said, here's what I
want to do. You know, I want to call out some of the
people they put on the flyers every week, so I would have the first
one was like all alleged, you know, sexual predators, and then one
hot girl. Um, and it did and people were messaging me going,
this a girl a sexual predator. I'm like, no, that's the one
who gets on the flyer, and then that's why the others are all on
the flyer. Um. And then the second one and the same thing that
the third one was just all Bringer show promotors. I noticed in pattern myself.
So the fourth one was going to be an all star lineup of you
promised it. You said a fourth one's coming, all star lineup, and
then like three days later you're like, due to a threat of legal action,
I'm not gonna fire, and I go, oh geez, I was
waiting for this fourth flyer to dropped. Well. I think two people in
particular, I could guess if the call was real who throughout in legal action.
Because there's one person who I've heard goes after people for anything in regards
to their situation. And there's a new person on the LA scene who's been
let's just say he might have a court date in this future, but he
comes from an influential background. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm trying
to think of one with all the fat dead comics. I was gonna do
like and Ralphie May was going to be the last four pictures. Wait just
like you like you like the same photo of him that you couldn't fit into
all four Like it's like, yeah, yeah, exactly, pictures were going
on. You couldn't put him on the top because he crushed the people on
the bob like you'd have like the last four pictures should be a quarter of
his face. That's so fun. So and then you know there's you know,
through death, there's humor, like you know, we recently lost Teddy
Ray and now like comedy, he was a great, great people sweet kid.
Oh yeah, but he was gonna be on the flyer and like John
pinant Um that that James, that James, I like to throw in an
open micer into the mix, like in the first uh picture, I think
I put in Perry Kurtz and people were like what the fuck? Like So
this is why I haven't done a special, because I'm too busy trying to
think of who to put on fake flyers, Hey Girl and Johnny as well.
Two things UFC is talk about this book, but what do you think
of that? On a Sonia fight? Johnny, you go first, I've
talked too much already. I only watched the highlights, you know, I
don't you know I'm a boxing guy. Yeah, Johnny's not big on the
fucking I was. I was also, I was like traveling when that was
happening, So I didn't even see if you if you would have had you
a bet on that fight, or maybe you did, how scared would you
have been taken out of Sonia in that? Because man, he is a
fucking world of a lot bigger than Israel. I mean, you know,
I'm a heavyweight guy. As you know, I look it turn everyone I
turned onto this heavyweight fights. Thank me, Johnny when this is done YouTube
George Foreman ron Lyle it's the greatest. I don't know that it's funny because
I love the old heavyweight fights. But I don't remember ron Lyle. Well.
I just about his book. It's called Off the Ropes. He was
it is in prison for seven and a half years. Should have called his
book pretty Little Lyles. But he was one of the great heavyweights of the
seventies and he had a amazing fight. Basically, he won the heavyweight title
in prison, and so he when he got out at the age of thirty,
he started professional boxing. Oh wait, is there is there a film
about this guy? No, that's Hurricane. Well yeah, but no,
but there's another one. There's a documentary on YouTube about maybe maybe that's what
I feel like. I've heard something about this and if you watches, it's
a four and a half round fight with him and the Foreman. And this
is a prime George Foreman. I think the fight was in the seventies six
and he knocked He knocked forming out in the seventies Will three times in the
same fight, and he was the only guy at that to knock down I
mean he he basically lost the fight because he got tired in the fifth round.
He just he could, you know, the first foreign out. Fucking
it was like watching the video game. It was crazy. Um, so
I'm begging you to watch that fight. Yeah, I'll check it out,
dude. I loved but uh oh, dude, it's a great visual because
it's at Caesar's Palace and like people are smoking, so there's like a cloud
of smoke over the ring and yeah, crazy, it's a trip and Coaseell's
announcing and his color guy is Ken Norton. Oh really okay, yeah,
he's a great fighter. Untended pun intended, Well yeah, the colored guy,
I mean the color guy. And it's funny. I don't think Howard
Coachell meant it. But Foreman had knocked out Ken Norton in two rounds.
So when Lyle starts landing punches, Coaseell's almost roasting Norton goes, hey,
Kenny, Lyle's lasted a lot longer than you did. You can see Kenny
Norton like, what the fuck? Uh that's great, Like Norton was the
first choice to play Apollo Creed but um oh, I didn't know that interesting.
So it getting back to your question to you, bo, I mean
I thought Israel would win the fight just because he's fucking so you know,
he's it's really fouled through his competition. But Pereira's like, his punching power
is pretty legit for that division. He said he might have been like two
ten and two, almost two twenty. It just started that fight. I
mean, he looks like a light heavyweight. He looked. I don't know
if Israel can beat him. Well, there's this doctor I didn't I wish
I knew the name of his YouTube channel. He breaks down sports injuries usually
and uh, yeah I know that guy. Yeah yeah, he's really it's
really educational. And he did a video on why a son you got knocked
out and he does a breakdown of the punch and he's so it's almost too
technical for me. You know, it's like when most people throw a power
shot, it's pretty much they straighten their arm and you know, you connect
at the end. But I guess Pere never strained his arms. So he
says, your arm is more powerful when your elbows bent and it never straightens.
I'm not sure the reason. So he you know, it's not surprising
reality got knocked out, but I mean it'll be an interesting rematch. I
mean, you know, the UFC wants trilogy, so I would guess that
they will do everything in their power to make it is favorable a condition to
Asania. Like maybe where is he from? Well, uh, the fucking
uh Africa, But he really is out of fucking New Zealand, New Zealand.
I was just saying, not Australia, New Zealand. I mean,
I wouldn't say they're gonna have to fight in Africa. That's not a big
fight in New Zealand. They will have to fight in New Zealand. Maybe
in Nigeria. I forget where he's from in Africa, Nigeria. Yeah,
he's Nigeria, New Zealand. I just look it up. Yeah, but
I think since like a teenager, he was in New Zealand. But he
kind of you know claims, I mean, you know, grew up a
mine and born in the other. But yeah, they'll they'll, they'll run
that back again. But I think he would do it in New Zealand.
Just are you know? I could see them asking a son off the record,
Hey where do you want this fight? You know what we want you
to win? No, he does the money in Brazil? Yeah, oh
my god, yeah, but you can't win in Brazil. I mean,
what did you know? My boy Burdom got knocked out by me in Brazil.
So like, it's not impossible to win, but it's tough for sure.
How rock hard are you from? A balls? Was hot fighting on
Saturday? Wait, who's fighting Derek Lewett? I mean he's kind of uh,
he's kind of dropped down a lot, you know. I just don't
think he's the most conditioned guy. So oh no, he quitted that that
one fighting when he there was like more than fucking If he doesn't get out
of round about the start around three, he is out of everything, especially
if he's been swinging for ten minutes. He's out there, the tank is
empty and he's just trying to get a one pit, throw one fucking bomb
and get the fuck out of there. Who's he fighting? Who is he
fighting? Look at the problem because like it's in the middle of the day
too, and it's in Vegas. It starts at the main card starts at
one o'clock in Vegas. One o'clock. Why, I don't know. That's
why I was trying to eat her out East closet. I guess just they
wanted to be in prime time on the East coast. Johnny, I gotta
stay before I forget. I love your background. I'm a big Star Wars
guy. Oh really, it's uh, Sam, I do it because Sam
doesn't think space. It's realesome, all right. Whenever I'm on with Sam,
that is the Millennium balcon right, No, it's actually the International Space
Station. If you're looking at it, it does it looks the same though.
I think I think part of it is us, because you know,
just that one like where the gun is on the Millennium Falcon, it kind
of window shape. Yeah, I give driver seat, yeah, surge,
Yeah yeah, it's four o'clock eastern. Yeah, you're right. Damn.
I was like, oh, it must be in another country. And then
I looked at it's in Vegas, So I don't know why at the at
the Impact cent or whatever they call it ship. So it's black in star
Power right now. So h this is probably one that they're having in that
little ass gym. And if that's the case, poor Derrick lewis because that's
you. You you follow into the fucking uh back in the audition room.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to get over they
need guys would name value. I mean, there's just not many names in
that division anymore. Like you know, I'm surprised they haven't roped over him
into another fight just because he's a name. Um, you know. I
mean I think they're kind of waiting for it. Why isn't John Jones fighting
like he's cleared, right? I think he isn't. I think he's bulked
up to he wants to fight heavyweight, you know. I mean that's a
tough one because he'd definitely be the faster guy and most Johnny pull up a
picture John Jones body now wait or a wait? Do you see how Jack
this fucking guy is. This is gonna make you hard? Oh yeah,
we looked at this the other week. Yeah, he's yeah, he's huge.
Earl Like earl, look, earl, you get rock hard. When
these fucking heavyweights really to go at a Dunton, Well, I think it
was when I was a kid. Um, oh my god, it's that
him on the Oh yeah, he's he's pretty Jack, that's why. And
I think he's like walking around it like two twenty five. Yeah, but
that's I mean. Well, as a kid, I grew up at the
seventies heavyweight boxers, which is Garry Cooney. I mean when you look at
the three main guys, Foreman, Ali and Frasier in their prime, like
you're so lucky. Man. I grew up with the nineties. I mean,
holy Field was my guy. I just loved holy Field. But it's
you you. I just missed, you know, that great era of heavyweight
You had to ask I was about stir Douglas guy in complete seriousness, but
really that's interesting. Well, I mean he was he was a great boxer,
and I liked another guy who bought Tyson twice, Razor Ruddick. Yeah,
oh boy, I mean that was the guy with the right hand from
god. I mean, nobody had a right hand like Raiser Ruddick. I
mean, but he was, you know, him and Douglas kind of had
the same problem where they were both great technical heavyweights, but they knocked out
a few guys and then every fight after that was like, well, I'm
just gonna try to knock people out. Yeah, And you know, but
in the seventies, I don't think it's an air of any sport where there
were so many guys at the top of their you know, probably the three
greatest heavyweights outside of Tyson maybe Larry Holmes. Uh, we're Frazier Ali and
for him and in there, well a Ruddock had this weird thing too,
right, wasn't he like wasn't he he like fought right handed, but his
left hand was his power? Like, is there something weird about him?
I remember, I can't. He's got great highlights. If you watched some
of his knockouts. But I think he was, like I think he's I
think he was like left handed, let me let me look it up for
him. But yeah, I mean he was those Tyson fights like he he
Him and Douglas were really the first maybe the only only two guys, you
know, until Tyson started to clean him pretty fast. They go, We're
not gonna run from your power and guess what, We're gonna hit you too.
Yeah he was Okay, so he was left handed, but he fought
in the Orthodox stands, so yeah he was. So his power punch was
his left hand, but he led and a lot of his knockouts were with
his left hand out of the Orthodox. You know, he'd do that little
like undercut. Yeah he was great. But yeah, dude, like in
the late nineties when I'm like thirteen fourteen, I mean I remember getting excited
to watch the White Buffalo friendsois botha fight? Remember that guy Andrew Galatta?
You know, I mean I'm like, oh they got Glatta on, Yeah,
I mean we and he just couldn't stop. And he's a good fighter,
talented, he just couldn't stop hitting people in the dick Man, he
couldn't stop. Uh, but I mean, like in the seventies, Like,
and you feel bad for the second tier of heavyweights in the seventies who
all would have been champions. Ken Norton was guys for sure. I think
Ken Norton was. He was champion, Yeah he was, but like,
but I mean he could have he would have dominated in the late nineties.
Oh yeah, if you switch out like certain guys, um, you know,
like Ernie Shavers, you know saying now that's now, that's a power
puncher. Jeez, that he was. He's got the best highlights. Yeah,
I mean generally acknowledged him and ron Lylas the two hardest punchers ever.
H Jimmy Young. He was a guy who was always losing to uh,
you know those guys we just mentioned. Even the white guy Jerry Corry was
like pretty good. Uh had some more. You know, Larry Holmes should
feel bad for because there was just no one for him to fight. Yeah.
He kind of bridged that gap too, right between that generation and kind
of fighting into them. Yeah, I mean he was just I mean,
he was a great I mean, Larry Holmes probably the most famous fighters against
text cop just because text Cob wouldn't go down. Um and Jerry Coney,
he knocked a fiend in the next SEP. It was very Uh. That
was one of the first big HBO, Like when they started having those fucking
one big fucking fight a month, not on pay per view. Wait,
man, I miss HBO. You had HBO. They started, you know,
putting on massive fucking fights, and that was one Cooney fucking Uh.
Larry Holmes was one of the first ones. I missed. Jim Lampley.
I remember, uh walking around the Third Street promenade the night of the Cooney
Lomas fighting everyone because I think a lot of those bars had HB. This
was before they really checked, but bars would have the fight on and paid.
You know, now you have to pay direct TV or you know,
a fee if you're a bar to show fights. Right, just hundreds of
people outside every restaurant with TV's just watching the fight and um, you know.
So meanwhile, I was I was rooting for David Tua, remember him.
Oh yeah, I mean era right like when you were fourteen fifteen,
just like there's not a lot going on there, like Corey Sanders. I
remember Corey Sanders had this war like and then the Klitchkoes honestly were my favorite
boxers like after I was in my teenage years, because they were just the
only guys that were unning good, Like Vitali Klitschko had this war with Lennox
Lewis and really was gonna be cut over his eye. He got v tally
got this terrible cut over his eye and they ended up stopping the fight because
of the cup. But he was gonna he was gonna send Lewis out on
his ass. Uh. And I was at that fight. Oh really,
wow, you know, I'll never forget. It was at the Staples Center.
That was a huge fight to me, bratty New Arena and Nicki six
was right in front of me. But Leon Spinks, another great fighter from
the seventies. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. He sits down
next to me and he's so fucked up at this point in his life.
He's kind of looking around like he's lost, and he says to me,
hey, brother, what a reader are we in? Like before him?
Uh oh no, it was like so but I remember that I'll never forget
because we were basically on like the fifty yard line for boxing, like up
but like the perfect and it looked like Clinch Goo had been shot like it
was like a It wasn't an open cut, it was a hole. Yeah.
Um, and he was gonna win that. I'm convinced he was gonna
win that fight. Oh yeah, well the clinch shoes. Really both of
them suffered the same problem Larry Holmes had. There was just no one.
There was no great rivalries for them. Nobody, yeah, nobody. Here,
here, look at this. Here, here's here's the cut. I'll
never forget this. I've watched this fight a few times. I mean,
just look at that. Dude, looks like you got blasted by a shotgun.
Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you in person, it's the hunt.
It looked hundred times worse. Oh my god. And he wanted to continue
too. I mean, there was no part of him they wanted to stop
the fight. His lip was all poor guy, but he was Nobody was
tough for Vitali was the better fighter to me. I mean, probably Vladimir
was more technically gifted, but Vitali was just so much, so much tougher
through a harder right hand. I mean, I think the only money fight
for those guys would have been if they fought each other, which apparently they
never were going to. Yeah, they promised their mother right that they wouldn't
fight each other. But they just they were just you know, they It's
the same thing with Larry Holmes. You know, Larry Holmes was fighting guys
like Tim Witherspoon and uh, you know just not no Namers but Pinklin Thomas,
and you know, it just wasn't well. That's why he was able
to fight so much later than a lot of those guys from that year or
two those because he just didn't have the there were you know, there wasn't
the talent to face him. And yeah, and he fought. I mean
his last fight was in two thousand and two. Larry Holmes, Oh yeah,
I mean, you know, and I think he took care of himself.
He didn't party that hard. And you know, I think it's sad
that probably outside of the text Cop fight, his most famous fighters against Ali
where he's just killing him, all of them, that all of them McCall
fight was a pretty big fight too that he lost. Dude, I know,
he had some big he definitely has some big fight, but you know,
like I think the camera kind him like essentially crying because he's like killing
his idol and Ali wouldn't go down, and I think you had to stop
the fight. You know. It's just like you could tell he wasn't enjoying
m he fought. He fought holy Field too, right, he lost the
Holy Field. I don't I wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, I think hold
on, I mean because I'm trying to he I mean, he fought for
so long. He just seemed like he kind of he's ended that kind of
era of like of you know, the seventies grades and then kind of spanned
the nine eighties and nineties. Uh. Yeah. He fought in or Night
too and lost on a unanimous decision. He fought Ray Mercer before that beat
Ray Mercer. I remember that fight. Ray Mercer is another Tommy Morrison,
Like yeah, Tommy the gun, Yeah, I mean takeaway, like,
yeah, well Ray Mercer was used to be like a marine fucking drill sergeant
or something crazy like that. Well, I think, uh, you know,
and you go to bad luck good luck, you know. Um,
you know Morrison, I think it was Mercer that knocked him out. Um,
he wasn't supposed to really fight, uh Mercer. There was some big
fight he had lined up. I think it was with Holly Field. But
you know, they couldn't line up the dates, and you know, to
Morrison's credit, he was like, well just fight Mercer. Is not a
warm up fight, but I gotta stay active and the Mercers it's one of
the most famous knockouts in heavyweight history. Yeah, just hit him and he's
basically knocked out on his feet, and then hit him again and then I
think he Morrison's arm got caught in a rope and he's so he's It's almost
like a pro wrestling day where they're calling Yeah, he didn't defend himself Mercer
like with a fucking god damp sledgeham or ridd Across like it was chopping down
a tree. Yeah. I mean, there's so many stories like that.
It's just bad timing and different. You know, if you put clich go
in the seventies, you know who knows, Yeah, I would that's I
would love to see what the Cliches do, like even in the nineties.
I'd like to see them because you know, those guys in the Night,
especially like holy Field and Tyson were shorter. I feel like they could have
done pretty I Clichko and I think Lennox Lewis, those were the those guys.
If they had both been their primes at the same time, Vitali or
Vladimir. I think that would have been an interesting fight those He would have
probably had the best chance of really beating them Lewis just because he had the
height also, but yeah, I mean, you know Riddick bow you know,
oh yeah, ridd bow Man. If he there's a guy who,
if he had taken care of himself, would have would have gone down.
It's probably the best of the nineties. Maybe. Well, I think Douglas
provided you know, obviously he beat him, so he provided the blueprint to
beat Tyson, which was, you know, kind of bully him back,
you know. And yeah, if you watch that fight again, there was
a couple times when they're in the clinch and Douglas pushed him off, like
my fucking face, bro, Like no one did that to Tyson, And
you know that's a mental and you know they make excuses for Tyson and that
bite. He didn't train much bulls like you and you wonder how much of
that to do it was to do with his mother dying too, you know,
like would he be in that mindset if it wasn't for that, Because
he's a guy, you know, his career kind of proves that he wasn't
that guy every every night, you know, every time he fought, and
you have to wonder if if that doesn't happen, does he still beat Tyson
holy Field. That's why holy Field was the foil for Tyson, because holy
Field, you know, had had the chin, the perfect the iron chin,
and and you know just just kind of I could take a beating.
And then once Tyson felt like he wasn't hurting you, he always got frustrated.
Yeah, I mean I wish Douglas, you know, most people kind
of remember him for that holy Field fight. I just think it was,
you know, to grow up as dirt force. He did, and he
got a fucking check for twenty four million dollars. Like, yeah, he
was broke four hours after that. I guarantee him. He was so talented
as a boxer, and his career probably falls in between the holy Field fight
and the Tyson fight. Maybe not as good as you know, being Tyson,
but certainly not as bad as you know, holy Field made him out
to be. Just so many interestings. And Mike Weavers another guy made eighties
guy who you know, he just had the unfortunate timing of boxing and Tyson's
prime. You know, put Mike Weaver in the seventies or nineties. He's
who else that It was one of the there's a great documentary on I think
he's still on Amazon Prime. Mid eighties, early nineties. Guy by the
name of Michael Doakes. Um, I don't remember him, Oh dude.
He was good, like very fast, great puncher, you know, just
you know he had his you know, fifteen minutes of famous the champ,
I think, uh. And then it's kind of a set. You know
in these heavyweight boxes. Man, they when they fall, they fall hard
too. Yeah, I mean look at over him. You know, he's
the Monster Pride and uh not New Japan that's wrestling, but k One uh
yeah. And then he comes here. He's kind of in his prime,
but he's has to be tested down the UFC and he's not quite as good.
And then it just starts getting kold. Yeah, and then it's just
fucking down hill from there. Did you is it you have a fucking NFL
podcast you're doing now? Or you what is this that I see you posted?
We Uh Well, basically it was a test run for these two guys,
um, because they want to do uh, their version of an NFL
Picks show. So I'm not sure if we're doing it anymore, but I
have fun doing it. Like, you know, they're the knowledgeable guys,
you know, both of them. Like or if you're a legit NFL fan,
you follow like the entire NFL. You're a big Steelers fan, but
you don't just follow Steelers, you're into the entire reality show that is the
NFL season. Yeah, I mean, I'm a smart enough to have be
the third guy. You know. I was just showing them how to do
it, um right, So I'm not sure if they're doing it on their
own now or whatnot. But I'm studying enough about the game to uh know
what I'm talking about. His pick it the guy, then his pick it
as a steel Now you see how you guys are slipping up here. I'm
not talking to ship, but I'm saying you're like, oh, fuck I
have this is the position I didn't want to be in it as far as
win losses go. And you got this new quarterback. Now you're round to
know, like, with this quarterback class that's coming out, are you thinking,
no, I'm all in on the pick it? It's fine. Are
you like Hey, we better be looking at, you know, fucking some
of these other guys, Strout and all these other kids coming out. I
mean, I don't I don't think trabiscuity was the problem. I don't think
you know, pick ITT's first game he lost thirty five to three. So
he's not the answer right now. I think that the problem is the offensive
coordinator, Matt Canada. I'm sure he's a great coordinator, but he's just
not the right guy for this team. I mean, you know, if
you look at Steelers receivers, you have or you had Claypool Chicago. But
let's let's for the sake of the arguments, say you're still on the steel
As you have Claypool, Johns and Pickings, friar Mouth as the tight end
and now she Harris probably one of the better receiving running backs and like so
there's a single coverage on someone of that group at all. So just I
don't think Trubisky or pick It is set up for success with Canada. You
know, it's so right. I don't think he's the guy with Canada there,
but I don't think Canada. I have a feeling he won't be brought
back next season. Um, so yeah, you're so right though, picking
I mean, I really like Pickings. I think he's a good receiver and
he's going to be the new h Metcalf of this league. Not body wise,
but like he makes us one handed grad. Is he fast too?
I don't think he's like has he leads speed, but he's pretty fast.
Um. And you know Johnson, he might have dropish from time to time,
but he's the top five receiver in the league. But in Friar Muse
he's the new Kelsey. I think, oh yeah, that guy's good too.
You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gentry the backup tide and
he's not he's like six to eight like he's He's a nice target. And
the offensive line is which has always been the weakness the last ten years,
They've probably been the best part of the offense. But I just think they
need you know, even towards Trabisky's run. You know, it was said
that he wanted to call other players in the huddle because he saw things that
you know, hey, Johnson's open deep, but Canada like says like six
yard dunk passes. So I just think until they get rid of to answer
your question, he's not the guy with Canada as the coordinator. But going
in the next year and that's your quarterback, Well, I think, well,
you know, the Steelers are in that weird position of they're not bad
enough to get the first one or two picks. They're not You'll be picking
thirteen fifteen somewhere in the top I mean, four out of the top six
teams this year if you look, are gonna end up picking quarterbacks. So
you gotta be you gotta be really bad or you're not getting a quarterback.
But that's I think it would benefit the Steelers so much if they could,
and you don't want them to lose on purpose, but if they could somehow
wiggle their way into the top six knowing that hey, they don't need a
quarterback, they could get the best position player in the draft. It's uncontested,
like because everyone there's so many teams that need a quarterback. So you
know, they're an interesting team. You know, they're in that no man's
land. They're not you know what. But you know, I also think
they're not as And I'm a homer for sure, but I'm pretty honest.
I didn't know that you are you you have a boyfriend, then Homo Erectus.
There are three and six right now. And if they had t J.
Watt for those games, you know, injuries happened, so they didn't.
That's true. That that's a big that's a big one though. I
think they win the Miami game, they win the since the game they lost
by I think three points, and there was another game where they lost by
three or four points. He's that much of it. There's maybe five difference
makers in this league. He's one of them. Um, you even saw
last week he made several players. And now that you have Hid Smith on
the other side, that guy's good. Man. I have both of them
hitting the quarterbacks. So I play Falcons players and I think Atlanta this year.
Yeah, but they're just in that weird space, if you know,
unless you're picking in the time five, it's a crapshoot. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, dude. I mean I feel the same way, don't you.
Jason. Being in the NFC South, you're one, You're one good
draft in a decent off season away from winning the NFC South, So you
can kind of bounce back fast as long as you We could be at six
seven Falcons could be a six seven win team and be picking fucking fifteen,
or we could be a seven eight win team and fucking win the division and
be picking twentieth, and you go, we're not even a five hundred team.
We won this shitty division. We're gonna get blown out in the playoffs,
and now we're fucking we're picking eight boxs later, which is starting to
feel like Tampa's figuring it out. You know, Brady's starting to look like
Brady and the fourth quarter, I think they're probably gonna pull away. But
you know, I mean, all you gotta if you can just get it
a little bit better because Brady ain't gonna be there forever, and then Tampa's
gonna drop like a stone, I think, And uh, who you know,
anybody anybody could win that DIVI Vision And you said you guys got a
lot of cap space coming up to Falcons. I think I think the Falcons
is second in cap space. Everybody's young. Our rookie quarterback who was the
second quarterback taken after pick it, Desmond Ritter. His kid's just been holding
the court. He looked great in the preseason. They say his comp you
know what his comp was, Uh, Marioda, that's close. No,
Nel Carter nela maybe B B B B bubble. But they said that his
comp was Marcus Mariota. That makes make a better decision maker and stronger arm
Marcus Mariota. Okay, so like Mariota, but a good arm, good
at deciding who to throw the ball too, and good at being quarterback.
Cool. That's good, that's what you want. So not like Mariota at
all, that's what you're saying. What's the Mariota comp? You mean he
can run aund little bit? Is that what they mean by that? Seriously,
we could, we could run a pro offense. Run if pest sult
getting no, But I mean, what's the is he mobile? I mean,
that's it, right, that's what they mean by that. Mariota's just
I mean, he's like garbage. So the Falcons, right, think the
Falcons draft Ridder, The Falcons draft this guy. Then they signed Mariota to
a two year fucking contract. Uh. And our coaching staff is the people
from Tennessee the drafted Mariota. So Mariota is there for a fucking maybe twenty
one games to fucking till this guy's ready to take over? Is the plan?
Are they starting in this week? They are? Right? Mary Yoda
is starting this week? Oh is he? I thought you said they were
gonna start ridder. I said, there's the clamoring has started him, because
just go ahead and let him do it, man, because Mariota has been
being Mariota making just ruding runner and they just fucking slinging it just to get
rid of it. And like that, just play that played that played against
the Panthers where he was just falling onto the ground and it's like, right,
I'm gonna throw it over there. You know, I don't know he
doesn't so to me, I don't know, he's not gonna fucking do that
stupid fucking shit. But we'll see. But eventually. That's why I asked
you that question, Earl, because we got this guy right after you got
your guy, and I'm like, hey, if we're going to be maybe
looking for a quarterback, if we don't have our guy, we got to
see what this kid can do and kick the tires a little bit since we're
probably not gonna make that playoffs anyway. Because if we don't need a quarterback
next year because our third round pick looks like he's the guy next year,
that's a very look surxurious place to be when four of the fucking top eight
picks are going to be quarterbacks, that means you're really picking around nine if
you're picking at fourteen because you're not in the quarterback sweepstakes. Well, I
think it also depends on you know, you could go into any sport and
you don't tell that into this. Uh you know, it's your needs now
or or the potential of who you draft in four years. You know.
It's like right, like in hockey, you you your biggest need might be
a goaltending and you can draft the best goaltender in the league or in the
draft, but they're not gonna be ready for three or four years. Like
so it's like, you know, the Steelers are set offensively for the next
decade with the group they have we're getting. Yeah, so it's hard to
say, you know, until they get a coordinator in there who you know,
Like I said, when Trubisky was playing, he wasn't the problem,
like, um, you know, so, yeah, well Trubisky has had
some bad luck. I mean yeah, no, I mean, he's just
a game manager guy. But yeah, I mean I I yeah, I
feel bad for him a little bit. I feel like he could have he
probably could have done just as well as pickets to him right now. Yeah,
I mean I felt bad for him because you know, but I also
felt bad for pick It because you know, Steeler fans are hardcore, like
it's winning all or busts. Yeah, I think they sense an opening now,
you know, you know, we can talk about boxers and certain eras
and it's just unfortunate. I mean, Roethlisberger probably went't another two Super Bowls
if you know, Brady wasn't in his fucking crime and you know, maybe
the greatest team sports athlete. I don't know outside of Gretzky. You know,
it just sucked for Roethlisberger. We'd probably have two more Bowls. So
I think with I think Steeler fantacy an opening. Now, okay, there's
not really I mean, there's Jackson and Baltimore, but you know Brady,
you know, and we can get back to our glory days if we if
we do this right. But because the defense is good, you know,
Fitzpatrick and what Hayward and even though he's at the somewhat at the end of
his career, high Smith is uh, definitely an unexpected pleasure. But the
play calling just leaves me. You know, I just I'm just an idiot
fan. I hate it when fans we'll we'll put it in this goaltender he's
better. I'm sure Canada has his raisins, but it's just head scratch.
And given the offensive weapons that yeah, like he's gotten a legit five receivers
Harris included, and you're you're doing these I don't know high school dunk players,
which that was the book on Picket though, right, Pickett was not
a big arm. He's not gonna be a guy who's gonna send it down
the field. Yeah, I mean he's kind of zaned for having small hands
for an NFL quarterback. Yeah, that was the Alex Smith thinks you Yeah,
well, especially when you look at his predecessor. I have to supriter
who has like this man, Like the football looked like a baseball in his
hands, and you know he was known for you know, deep deep passes.
I mean, just as an idiot man, I kind of was infatuated
by Malik Willis uh the Titans. Yeah yeah, he played last week.
Right, how do you look? Yeah, I mean I think it looks
bad so far. He's very raw. He's raw, for sure, Like
I think the game looks fast to him watching him, it looks like the
game. It looks very, very shockingly fast to him, which is that's
how it looked for you know, what's his name with Chicago too, He's
he's finally starting to kind of turn into a quarterback now. But Dave annoying
to this guy. I mean, great, he's fine, and the Falcons
play him this week justin fields. But I'm telling you they were gonna fucking
hang this guy ten quarters ago, easy, ten quarters ago. Guys,
not the right guy. They fucked up with their draft pick. Blah blah
blow who there should the Bears get? Fucking you know, well, even
now James scrout, if you look, I mean, it's not like he's
throwing the ball over the place. He's winning by running the ball. Yeah,
it's got like six hundred yards rushing in three games. He's about three
hundred passing yards. He's in the SIVIY quarterback rushing record. And now they're
like, oh, this guy's finally, this guy's great. I go,
he's running for his life. The guy, he says, hike, he's
running for his life. He's playing fucking street ball, you know, out
in the field, fucking uh, he's playing in the snow, little kid
like. Okay, here, here is the yards totals the last five games.
One sixty seven, one twenty three, one fifty one, one seventy
nine, one nineties. Those are passing yards. He hasn't broken two hundred
yards in the five games and maybe longer than that. That's all I have
here. Okay, what about rushing yards in those games? Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. He's doing it by running. He's not. I mean,
he's are those numbers, let me see, I know they're great.
Let's see one hundred and forty seven yards rushing is Detroit, one seventy eight
against Miami, sixty against Dallas, eighty two against New New England, and
then eighty eight against Washington. He's gonna have one hundred forty one yard heath
weight. Hang on, let me think about it, because this will come
out before the fucking Falcons Bears game. Whatever the over under is on justin
fields rushing on Sunday, Punchuck fans take that over. I'm gonna say he's
gonna have one hundred and fifty seven yards rushing and a rushing touchdown. Put
that in the fucking bank. Put that right in the bank. You you
guys are gonna watch the World Cup. I'll watch it. I'm excited for
it. Did you see ga Qatar at the last minute band alcohol at the
stadiums. They had this whole they have a deal sponsorship deal with Budweiser.
Budweiser tweeted out today awkward. They deleted the tweet. But but Qatar,
you know, the whole the whole premise of them having the World Cup was
gonna be that they're going to kind of westernize and modernize at least at the
stadiums. And now at the very last minute, right the weekend before,
the day before the World Cup starts, based two days before, they're like,
you know what, We're not gonna do booze at the stadiums. Isn't
it crazy? I mean, that's definitely not gonna go over. The only
drink that's allowed is bud zero. There's gonna be a bunch of people going
around drinking non alcoholic beers at the games. Isn't it crazy that that's ridiculous?
You know how fucking hot it's gonna be there, like one hundred and
twenty, Like that's like the regular temperature there. So it's almost glad they
didn't serve booze there because you imagine the shape of the fans like it'd be
like at a rave or something like that. Midway through the second half,
it's one hundred and twenty if not higher, and you're fucking trying to dry
out from the three buds and you've gone just just right. United States.
United States starts Monday against Wales. They should win that. Then they play
England and then they have a Ran which is gonna be that'll be interesting.
They should get out of the group. They might not. Uh, I'm
pretty excited for it though. It's you know, we didn't qualify last time
around, so it's just nice to be. Probably rol Before we get going,
I'm want to do a little quick segment with you that we do with
all of our Uh did he tweet something bad? No, I just went
through Twitter. Probably here here's a little segment I'll have to call, Hey,
why did you tweet that? But bad news for you? Earl.
Sorry? Oh, I mean, I mean if I ever made it,
I would delete in whatever making it is. I mean it's different to everyone.
On November third, why did you tweet at the comedy star, I
dare you to take away my main room spot, you faggots. Ps.
MLA's pussy stinks. Why did you tweet? Oh? I don't think I
did. Wow, it's right. Look it's right here in the tweets.
It looks that looks legit to me. That looks very well. What about
this one? This? Do you tweeted this the other night? Uh?
Hey, at Minny Cummings, stop calling me a mentor stay in your lane,
cunt, you said, and it was. It says he tweeted that
just the other night. Is that when he tweeted it just the other night?
That's what it says. Yeah, I mean his story he told earlier
corroborates. That's how could I have made that up? Wow, I don't
recall saying, well you also you were you were blacked out? Oh?
Interesting a right, I don't evily if you're watching this, and I'm assuming
you're not, but just in case there's no chance ever seen, I'm banking
on it. But knowing my luck, this is the first time, Oh,
Earl's on my Tibo, And yeah, there's no chance. I mean,
I've I don't. I mean, it's probably the worst tweet I've ever
put out. Actually, Jeff Ross messaged me a minute later told me,
hey, take that down. Really, he's so self serving. It was
only because it would make him look bad. There, I'll never forget it.
There was an episode on CNN where Don Lemon is doing a thing on
how comfortable people are saying the in word, and so he gets a Q
card and holds up a Q card with um the words spelled out. So
so I take a screenshot of that and I said, hey, congratulations there
CNN and Q card guy. And you know it's just as stupid. No,
that's funny. Yeah, it's good. That's funny. It's just um
yeah, right before roast battle go on TV and I'll get Jeff this.
I hate that guy's guts for many reasons, but he is savvy about he
must have moles everywhere. I'm sure someone tweeted or Dy Skill just you better
go on skates Twitter, and Jeff was like, Hey, that's a really
funny tweet, bro, but could you take it down. It's easy to
have a show, it's easy to have moles when you look like one.
Oh my god, don't get you started. I guess everybody just gave up
calling Ari huh, that's it's like just he goes. Did you see him
the other day when sorry I lost I lost you guys for a second.
O. Yeah, we're here. We're here for you. Baby. I
don't got you. Yeah. I can't hear anything, Jason, you're gonna
Oh okay, well you are? Um oh I'm back? Okay there?
How did I do hacking? N Sorry? What were you? What were
you saying, Jenny? I have no idea? Well, uh, I'm
talking about all have you seen that he's trying to get a six million views
on the specials because that's you know, the number of people who died in
the Holocaust. That's yeah, of course, such a dip shitch. Earl.
Do you have any dates coming up that you want to plug? You
want to plug in your podcast? What do you got have going on for
dates out the gates? I mean really just that you can find me everywhere
at at Earl's skate goal um e A r L s k A k e
L. And you know, after you listen to Punch Drunk, listen to
Inappropriate Earl U. After you listen to Inappropriate Earl, listen to the Comedy
Store wrestling podcasts H and uh, you know, I'm at the comedy store
a few times a week and h hopefully in a few months mine not so
special will be special and out to the masses. I can't wait to see
that that. When you told me about that, I go, Wow,
that's such a funny idea, and all the people that are doing it are
fun you know, I go, I can't wait to ruin ruin that.
I didn't know if it was a secret. I didn't know it. I
didn't. I was just That's why I kind of tiptoed around it there.
I was devastated. A couple of months ago. I didn't know Davey Boy
Smith died and you know, like twenty years ago, and I found that
he was one of my favorite wrestlers. I found that. I was I
was so sad. I haven't watched wrestling and my favorite wrestler actually had something
to do with his death. And Hight they brought the Ultimate Warrior back to
fight Hogan and the Warrior Shick. I mean, it's I mean, we
all know the wrestling. It's you know, obviously scripted and all that,
but it was pretty funny. How I'm ninety eight, they were still holding
to the illusion. So you know, Hogan would be in the ring cutting
the speech and then all of a sudden, the lights go off, smoke
fills the arena, and the warrior just comes up through a trap door in
the ring and Davy boy, I don't know when, but at some point
was body slammed on the trap door and it didn't give you know, it
was just like a steel door or something, and fucked up his back so
much that you know, he really got into the pain pills and shit.
So it's a track. I liked him, like the year. I like
the bad guys, I mean, and they all die like my favorite bad
guys, Rick Rude, Yeah, Ricky, but he uh, he was
so fucking tough that he was wrestling Sting in Japan, and you know,
the ring in Japan was set up differently, so there was an exposed edge
and Sting jumped through the ring, you know that move where they jumped through
the ropes and they hand on the guy outside and Rudes back exposed edge and
he literally broke his back. Oh god, but he was so fucking tough,
and I don't think he told Sting, or maybe Sting didn't hear him,
and so Sting body slams him again with the broken back, and Rude
finished the match, like, but he got the same thing, you know,
so addicted to pain pills and he has probably might I mean, obviously
I wish he was still alive. But the rumors about his death were he
injected by agger into his dick, like he thought, oh, let's just
go the I mean, I mean it may. It makes sense, I
mean it really does. And theory you like, I guess instead of taking
a pill, haven't go through your stomach muscles. Yeah, what the girl's
coming over like in two minutes, She's like, I'm here, surprised.
I'll just put it directly into my not his balls. But that's how he's
how he died. Well, the rumors are, oh, no affection and
his ball from his balls blew up to like the size of water mills,
so they had to cut his balls off and he killed them. Da Oh
my god, oh my god. It's the funniest I'll send you the ron
Lyle fight. But there's another clip of the Honky Tonk Man talking about Rick
Rud's death, and it's so funny because you think, like, if either
one of you guys died or I died, and you guys were asked,
Hey, what do you think about the girl's death? You might make a
joke, but we loved him. He was the honkytok man, like in
the back warming up for a match. Yeah, yeah, I heard he
just injected by a grando his dick and he thought he could bang a lot
of broads and his balls flew up, so he just killed him. What
the hell, man, It's not so much what he's saying, but just
the complete lack of empathy. Yeah, he could thought he could bang a
lot of broads, you know. And he's he's doing this weird like like
he's warming up his arm and like he's trying to show the camera's ripped and
it's the funniest thing because he has no muffle definition, so he's he's like
making the arm pose like that and like there's nothing moving. It's like a
reverse bicep. You see his tricep? Fat? Oh no, dude,
did you watch the last thing? Did you watch that that horrible Rick Flair
farewell, uh card from like a couple of months back that they did in
like Nashville. It was so sad. I was there. Oh oh,
I watched that. I mean, it's just he's like, I mean he
could barely get around the ring. Well, I was on the Rick Flair
Roast. Was it sad? There? Was it sad in person? Like
did you feel bad for him? The Rick Flair Ross was awesome because it
was well not the Rose that, but the that what was it called?
It was like, well it was a whole weekend. So like we did
the Rick Flair Ross and I got the roast Rick Flair. So I'm like,
I'm a kid in heaven man, like yeah, yeah, I mean
he's he's oh they made this for me. You know. It was I
don't know if you can uh, it's an Earl's skegle wrestling doll. Oh
that's cool man. I mean we've all been doing comedy a very long time
and we've had some cool experiences. But when Rick Flair's ex wife who was
kind of handling him that week and everyone got one who was on the dais
but she's like, hey, you were Rick's favorite, and she shook my
hand and I'd rather like to get a wrestling dolls. So so that is
Friday Night. It was great. Saturday Night they do like a comic con
for wrestling and then Sunday night, it's the last match, and we were
all backstage and it was like I cried three times because legit, like I
met Lex Luger. I don't know, oh yeah, I don't know if
you can see this, uh might be player, But he signed it and
so I buy the doll. The doll was like two hundred dollars Jesus.
But you waited, like you get to meet Lex Lugers, so you shake
his hand or whatever, and he's like, young man. I'm like,
young man, bro, we're the same age. It's just because it's a
line of fourteen year olds an earl. Yeah, So he's just he's like
he's looking at ye hey, hey, young fella. Yeah, but he's
like not in the best condition, and he's like, would you want me?
Do you want me to sign it? And I thought, oh no,
no, it's all good, dude, Like I don't want I don't
say this to myself. I don't want to put you through any fucking extra
physical exertion. And he literally grabbed He's like, no, I got hot
it, bro. So he opens the box and he grabs the pen like
like I'm grabbing this. Oh man, this is gonna be a fucking jacked
autograph. It's gonna be looking like it was written in Hebrew or something.
It looked pretty good, I'm telling you right now, I've got i'll be
one hundred autograph different things in my house. It's the most perfect autograph I've
ever seen it. So I started crying. Uh I met magnum Ta who
you know, you guys are, you know, probably young enough to not
know who he is. He was, I don't know who that was.
You know, he was like he's maum condoms for obviously rich. Uh,
but like I walked by him and you know, he's still pretty fucking jacked,
and uh, he looked like Tom Selleck but bigger, and he's in
a wheelchair. And so I've been down on one knee like I'm marrying him
because I didn't want him to. And uh, I just let me get
some water because I knew I was about to cry. So I literally stopped
mid sentence to get him a bottle of water because I was crying. But
uh, the last matchress, I think I could say this, Yeah,
I was talking to Jay Lethal before the match, That's who was his opponent,
and Jay Leethal is so fucking funny. He does his character called Black
Macheesemo, which is a black macho man. But he it's the greatest impression
I've ever seen in my wife. Wow. Can you guys play audio clips?
Yeah yeah, I'll look it up Black Macheesemo's it look up Jay Lethal
Black Macheesemo and it's the first thing should be him walking in a backstage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pull it up. Just I know there's
different, Just give me one second year. But he was one of one
of them, is it? Is it? This right? Um? Shit,
he's got it's got a thing of funny promos. However that no go
to the one Black machiesemou that one right there? This Yeah, it's really
funny how they do it right now it's down, Yeah, come on,
that doesn't so the very first simeon what the world go sup? The passing
and we look at us the very check in the very garbot Choman. Randy
Savage entered World Championship restow by the ring about the World Champion and he's like,
come on down, we all know who's right about I flipping Lanny Popo,
the brother of the Bacho Man. He's obviously give it his a dorsement
here to your race, world champion. What an endorsement that is the torch
bearer, the man who carries his family legacy. Lanny looks great too.
I want to hear him talk. Who's been as black that don the here
that mess so much to his brother. That's macho Man's actual jacket. Wow,
that's that's crazy that it's in such good condition. I just want to
hear him brother had come. Yeah, I see. Uh. If I
had to get up in the morning and leave the house with one article of
clothing, it'd be these bad boys right here. But I had a superpower.
But would say it have to be controlling my range. Yeah, the
only man who could control his rage because I don't know if you know,
but I gotta read that's uncontrollable when I stirt on the attack, you see
that. See what just happened there. I kind of had it under control
just for a little bit. Yeah, I mean I was gonna snap.
Yeah, but that wouldn't have been good bam for you for me either.
Can you spell? Fine? Huh? Yeah, that's great. But one
more thing and I know we gotta go just He also does a black ric
flair look up. This guy's got a real fus Uh. I'm just gonna
look up Jay Lethal Ric Flair. What. But I'm curious now because I
watched those Flare highlights from the last match and it just it just made me
sad. Was it sad in person or was it was it cooler in person?
Because I just felt bad there Rick Flair. He wasn't moving around well,
you know, and he had trouble kind of getting over on a lot
of the moves. I mean, just a little bit of both. Like
Jay Lethal, Like two hours before the match, we were talking in like
the production room or something, and I think Jay Lethal has seen me talking
to Eric Bischoff, who I've become pretty good friends with, so you know,
I'm starting I'll be honestly, I'm starstruck because I'm that into wrestling and
Jay Lethal is so fucking nice and he's like, Dude, I'm a little
worried about the match. I'm like, why, dude's player's last match?
Everyone who's everyone is here tonight? Because Rick just told me he's not afraid
to die in the ring tonight. He's like, oh God, that's so
funny. Okay, tell me if it's one of these guys here. Yeah,
I mean it should be. It's like this, the tribute probably the
first, Yeah, try, we don't have to watch the whole Try the
six fifty six one, the second one, it's probably a little shorter.
We don't have to watch the whole thing. And whoa, God, his
hair was the best, wasn't it? One hundred percent? It was him.
Nature boy's not gonna be happy about this, speaking of Jane Lethal,
he's interrupted Rick Claire and his fortune faction. Whoa did I yeah, pump
right there say anything about the four Horsemen, the greatest group of manna to
ever grace God's green Earth. I didn't hear that time, because, as
far as I'm concerned, it looks like the horsemen were here, they took
a dump in the ring, and they left. That I'm gonna put on
connect right now. I had the privilege own to beyond the rail up and
down late nights parties, kissing the girls and making them cry with the horsemen,
you guys, as far as I'm con turned, or no horseman that
is disrespectful to me at miss Rustling and business, mirror, mirror on the
wall. Who is the fairest of the ball. Who waite you nat your
boy? Not that piss at jay lethal, Hey, rush back out,
that's right, come to Let's see you got you get drear roll like that?
See what you got? You're Oh, you're going the way that a
today? You want you want to see something heavy shot something? I want
to see it. My fass got wantch you on go with it? Yeah
you want to see? Yeah? Watch this? Who's driving right down?
Is the greatest you can deliver. See you can't be me, you can't
do me, and I'm cutting you off right out. You're come get off
now, you don't come off? Whoa Hey, don't you spoke a b
whoa whoa? Don't you ride jack fried kiss stealing? We said of a
gun that could kiss any woman right here, even that fouling and rigging big
man, don't give it. Don't you be upset because they tirled space Mountain
down. Don't be upset? But hey because because old his side, oldest
ride, longest line. Whoo whoo whoo wreck Hey to me space dude,
you got bad. Let's see what you got drop watch that. This is
the same you don't watch who straight out? Whoo whoo whoo, whoa this
is so funny. That's the craziest thing. That's so funny. He's a
great wrestler too, So what's the what? So I started watching w W
a little bit again because I got into some old clips and then kind of
went and I wanted to check in on it to see what it was like.
Lately, I've noticed I see I've been in like it's almost like a
time capsule kind of situation, like I've been I haven't watched it in decades,
And then I started watching it again this year, and man, it's
changed a lot. Like the camera work now is so much more integral to
the show, like the way they cut on like strikes and there's zoomed,
a lot of zooming in and out that there wasn't in the nineties. Like
the last time I really watched it seriously was the Attitude era. It's it's
so much different now, Like the women are way more integral to the show.
It's Uh, I'm curious, what's the best promotion now, because I
I WWE was interesting. I don't I didn't quite get it. My favorite
guys were those uh what are they? The the guys that shoosh everybody?
You know what I'm talking about Lady Alpha Alpha Academy, that Alpha Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that. That's you know,
they're like comic relief. But what would you say is the best promotion?
Now? What depends on I mean, you know, you're you're never
gonna beat the ww and for production value, I mean they are like Spielberg.
You know, they're just it's a fifty year organization. But to me,
I'm much more of a fan of aw Um because they their their owners
a billionaire and he's a wrestling fan. He's literally like me, are you
or teams a couple billion dollars behind them, So which would be perfect for
me? Yeah, definitely. Uh so, I you know, they have
a guy, this guy right here. It's funny. He's the best bad
guy going right now. His uh, his name is m jf Um trying
to uh this thing is like a rich kid from Connecticut, almost like a
young Triple H with oh yeah, back when they still called him Hunters.
Yeah, but mjf is the best Mike skills going right now. Um he's
yeah, they have a pay per view tomorrow, it's there. They only
do four pay per views a year, so um. Oh That's good because
I feel like that I was looking to. I mean, they have one
every other week. It seems like, yeah, I mean so minutes,
um. But like tomorrow night, m JF is fighting John Moxley. Uh,
you know from the Sheetield and w W. Uh are they on a
network? Where are they on the you know, pay per view? They
are on TNT Wednesday and Friday night answer their shows and then uh, you
know for the old wrestling fans, they have actually Jay Lethal is teaming up
with Jeff Jarrett, uh from the Flair's Last match and they are fighting.
If you can believe this sting and uh, this young kid by the name
of Darby Allen, who is the bumps that this kid takes is he's gonna
be a fucking cripple at forty It's it's sting, is it? I mean
it's a That guy's a physical marble. How is he still how old is
he know things? Sixty three years old? Oh my god? Is he
still wearing the full face paint? Yeah? Full gear? I mean he
wears a long sleep T shirt. Now. Yeah, it's funny all the
old guys start wearing T shirts. I noticed, like I saw Sean Michaels
the other day fighting and they all but his thing. He's got these two
new gimmicks he does. It's really funny. Now he does these wacky high
flying spots um like he'll like it's pretty risky, like he'll jump off a
ladder and it's just the visual. I've seen a sixty three year old man
doing a pretty risky maneuver. Uh, it's pretty funny. And then the
funniest thing he does is like my favorite guy outside of MJF and AW is
this guy by the name of Kenny Omega. He's he's a new japan guy,
but he's he was in ww for a bit and uh his two sidekicks
of that tag team, the Young Bucks, and there he's a great great
wrestler. So one time Staying is wrestling with a couple other guys, Kenny
Omega and the Young Bucks, and the Young Bucks big finisher was a double
kind of super kick, like very much like Sean Michaels, but it's two
and so they hit Sting hard with a double super kick, and Sting no
cells that he just just looks at him and it's so far I'm not I'm
not doing it justice, but you know when someone hits their finisher, Yeah,
act like you shot. That's why the Undertaker that used to be his
move that he would he would like, you know, you do your finisher
on him, and the Undertaker would just stand there like this. Yeah,
and then Kenny Omega through him, I think through a table and you know,
impressive that sting at sixty three is doing a table spot and so he
goes through the table and so he's prone on the ground and then he just
sits up like this. Very undertakers like it just looks at Omegan. The
crowd's going nuts because it's just like, um, so they're really good.
I mean they've got some growing pains because, uh, you know Tony Kahn,
who's brother owns the Jaguars, you know the Jacksonville Oh is that the
guy who owns it? Okay, that's cool. Well Tony Moore runs aw.
I don't know if his brother has any involvement, but I'm sure being
billionaire brothers, there's probably some advice going back and forth. Yeah, him
giving him like fifty million dollars and be like me giving you fifty But that's
the you would say, that's the promotion that like shows the most deference to
like the old thing. Yeah, yeah, I mean they are definitely uh
you know, like they signed see Him Punk and then he got hurt Um
and then and they go after you know, like they signed Jeff Jared,
you know, like Tony's just a fan and so he's doing what I would
do. So but it's sometimes it's not the best because now he has a
very bloated roster and a lot of people there are unhappy because they're not being
used, Like because when you only have you know, like you know,
Monday night ross three hours. You know AWS flagship show, which is called
Dynamite, it's two hours, and then tonight is Rampage, which is one
hour. So literally WW if you count on NXTA, which is their minor
league program, that's two hours. They also have several other you know,
they have about seven hours of television and Raw Man, I swear Raw thee
They waste half of Raw trying to get me to get into women's tag team
wrestling though I just skip all it's I mean, it's fine, but I
can't get into that. I will say I do like aw's women's division because
they have a girl. She's actually a real life dentist named doctor Britt Baker.
She's like their heel and then she's a dentist in real life. And
I almost I met her last week at the Grow. She was on her
phone walking towards me, and I kind of scared her because my voice is
pretty booming. So I'm like, hey, you're the only reason I watch
AW and she tripped off the curb like that's that's a hey, that's a
dangerous curve there at the grove. It is kind of step on you.
But so they're you know, they're probably what did WW would consider their competition.
And then you have a Ring of Honor, which is a triple A
promotion, I guess, but Tony Khan bought that, so now he owns
So what's cool about that? As you see some Ring of Honor guys pop
up in AW for the surprise and vice versa. I don't know how you
keep up with all that, dude. I mean, I've had to the
first couple of episodes of the Comedies Wrestling Podcast. My co host is like
he's an ultramark, like he knows he could tell you about a wrestling match
in Uganda right now. So I felt out of what's the right word,
loyalty or whatever to him, like, I gotta watch some ship too.
It just can't be you know, I'm the funny guy, he's the brains.
But there were some episodes where like he would add, hey, what
you think about Omega and will as Spry in New Japan? I'm like,
uh uh when did it happen? That's so it is a lot of it's
finally not watching wrestling. This work to me. I've got to watch,
you know, like all these fucking different companies and but it's fun that it
beats having a regular John. That's so cool. You got to do that,
Rose. Go to Earl's instagram and you can see because you posted a
bunch of your roast Rose jokes from the actual uh roasting fucking the Ross.
Rick Flair was like, and to have him kiss me on the lips after
him go, hey, you are my favorite one. Thanks great. My
name's Earl, But thanks? What did he call? You? Call me
Ron? Ron Mexico? And if you want, I don't want anyone to
I get no extra I'll leave you guys with this because it's a typical skak
will move. So I won't say who, but you know, there's a
three hour Ross, so it was very long to be up there on that
stage. And uh, well your first joke was three hours. Well I
did do it, Jeff Ross joke that made no sense, but I still
got it in there. I'm like, hey, everyone, what's the roast
without Jeff Ross? Jeff wanted to be here tonight, but he couldn't make
it because he's busy playing guitar. He's fingering and double D minor and uh,
that's great. But there was this one person on the roast. They
were kind of bombing, and the daist was very uncomfortable because people were like
it was awkward because everyone loves this person. So I pulled out my dick
pick and uh, you noticed at one point of the roast, I go
like this with my phone. I just kind of tilted to the side and
go like this. So everyone on the daist is laughing even though this person's
bombing because they saw my dick pick. Nice bombing. I don't want to
say, because there a good person. So you know this comedy, comedy
or wrestling, I don't want to give it away. Just spelled the name.
Just let me say that none of the comics bombed. They all killed.
I probably had one of them, not worst sets, but like you
know, like Shurely from Howard Stern, he killed like he it was so
funny. There was this guy on the roast, Brad Nessler and if you
follow college football, the sports commentary, yeah he's really he's the Boys.
I guess he's friends with Rick Flair, but he's like the voice of college
football. Yeah yeah, no, yeah, yeah, there's nothing on this
guy. Like he's lived the purest life of anybody I've ever met, Like
he has no skeletons, zero. So Shurely just started making it up that
he was a pedophile. Like it was so funny because like people were like
what the and like John Moses did great. Cassio's a Southern comic. He
killed Tyler Morrison at the set of the night he was the host, and
like he's really funny comic from Canada. He destroyed. So it was it
was fun like it was like a make a wish weekend for me, Like
I'm around eighties pro wrestlers. For three days there was you know, yeah,
every everybody was on. I mean I watched the last match, the
whole thing, and every there were so many people in the crowd and on
the actually on the car and it was amazing. I mean backstage was like,
you know, you just had to like I don't get start struck at
all, but like there's Ricky Morton from the Midnight Express, there's the Undertaker,
Like and I will say just one last bit of advice if you've ever
at a pro if you ever had a hotel with pro wrestlers, get to
the breakfast early, because it goes like I got up at seven thirty breakfast
and the guy's like, hey, bro, all the food's gone. Like
it's not. I'm like, there's not like a bagel. It's like,
bro, it's gone. And then I won't say what wrestler, but he's
in line next to me and he just was. He takes out this massive
handful of pills and I don't mean vitamins, like they were pills, and
he just swallows the whole no water, nothing, fuck and he just looks
at me and goes, it's just like the eighties, brother, and like,
uh no, it's not. You're sixty and it's twenty twenty two.
Yeah, I know, and everybody's dying from Fenton all over doses. I
know. I mean, that's crazy love good talking to you. Man.
Sorry I got you off on that wrestling thing. I know that you were
trying to go earlier, but oh no, I could. I mean,
dude, I like I said, I cried when I met Lex Luger,
I cried when I met Madam Ta, and I cried when I met Bully
Ray Dudley or Bubba Ray. I don't know what he goes by. He
was sitting next to me on the panel and it was funny when this person
was bombing, he just looks at me and goes early, what do you
do as a comic when you keep bombing like this? I'm like, Percy,
I keep going. I like to fucking get all I can. Brother,
Um, I cried at the so as the roast was ending, everyone
say good buy and all that, and you know, I just you know,
he was ecw he was hardcore, like you talked about table spots and
I just I hugged him and I'm like, thank you for putting your body
through what you did for an idiot like me. And was that before after
Scott Hall die? That was I think it was after So Because there was
a few subjects we were told not to talk about. I think that was
one of them. They were very cool in terms of saying, hey,
it's it's a roast, we get it, you're gonna talk about Rick Sliver
and it's pussy pound ways and uh, you know Vicky Guerrero, Eddie's wife,
she was there and like she was awesome. We're like really good friends
now because like as soon as the roast was over, I went up to
her say, ham, I'm sorry, man, you know, because I
think I did a joke about her pussy or something and um, and she
laughed and liked she was a great sport. It's like everyone's talking about her
pussy. Yeah, you would think they would probably be a good audience because
they're used to just talking pure shit to each other. Anyway. Yeah,
I mean they got it. I mean no one was offended. You know,
Like Rake was great. I mean we're all talking about what the fucking
lush he is and his leather face, and you know, he's just he's
allowed to like he's crying. Like it got emotional out there because when the
you know, you could tell Reek didn't know who any of the comics were.
But like he was very very cool. But when some of the you
know, so many guys. It's very similar to comedy, as we all
know, like there's so many deaths in wrestling, but oh yeah, yeah
that is it is similar. It's pretty uh. I mean in La comedy
alone, we've lost eight comics the last five six months. I'm believable.
I mean I'm believable. Yeah, fucking another five or six if you go
back just two years, has been like a dozen people. I'm not even
counting like the big comics like Judy Tanuda or a Gallop. Yeah, I'm
talking about like, yeah, we had just had Marino in the studio too
for Tinfoil, and then to hear about him, Oh he's great. Yeah,
that was such a job. Last time I saw him, maybe about
six months ago, we were at the dog park and you know, just
cutting the ship. He had like a doc coming out, a documentary about
some alien stuff and it was and he was in promoting that such a track.
Yeah, well what what what? That's the best looking dog you um,
And then he asked me to come over and barbecue on the nude and
I just kind of walk away, like he's one of those guys and it
doesn't matter obviously. I don't know if he was straight or gay, Like
he'd always kind of be like fucking around with me, like let's hang out,
I'll cook you dinner. Like I didn't hope he was. It doesn't
matter, but like, yeah, you know he was a good he We
always had like we weren't like great friends, but we always like, you
know, every time I would see him, he would we would always hug
and then he would give me a hand job with his butthole. That's a
good place to end this. Yeah, on that note. At Earl skakelb
Instagram. Yeah there you go. Oh I got two. I have two
gigs. I'm gonna plug before we go one. I'll be at Camp Lue
June December twenty fourth to the twenty six. Bring your own water. They
keep stressing that bring your own water. They go that tip by December twenty
four, twenty six and I can't play June um and then New Year's Eve.
I Matt Heckler is on Martin Luther King Boulevard and Waconda. That can't
go wrong. What's I'm gonna b how how see? I see it might
not be that black. I might be that Martin Luther King Boulevard in Wakanda
is all white people. I wouldn't know. I haven't played that club yet.
Wow, I'll let you know how it goes. Uh, Go Falcons,
Go Steelers, Go Panthers. Kind of ish um and suck it.
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