1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:06,160 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is 2 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:12,960 the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking mun over here. I'll hit 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,839 but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying. 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:19,679 This brother breaking on the forty yard, but this brother, Come on, 5 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:24,800 sid, I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus you call that a penalty's 6 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,600 number one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut up, 7 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:34,439 you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant They just 8 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:39,200 called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off? 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,799 Are you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. Yeah, 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,520 he's not a coach. Can give me James stupid. You're a super 11 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:52,679 idiot. For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will lie 12 00:00:52,920 --> 00:01:03,920 for attention my life at start. Y'all you're coming, guys, Welcome to 13 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:10,040 another fantastic episode of punch On. You got no Sam Tripoli today we'll get 14 00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:11,560 to that. Johnny. Maybe you've got a little intel why they can make 15 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:18,640 it, but we do have the number one. There's no joke requested person 16 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:25,359 to be on the fucking show. Finally, Earl the Pearl, Big Daddy 17 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:30,480 Skate call everybody. I keep it real. That's why I'm a popular podcast. 18 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,599 Guess a poppy? Now, I love you? On Danish O'Neil's podcast, 19 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,640 which has now become Beach Cops. Are you going to be on Beach 20 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,159 Cops or have you been on you? They're a little too heavy on the 21 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:49,560 act and talk on that. I scrapped this next segment. Why did they 22 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:51,760 call him? Why did they call him beach cops? What's that about? 23 00:01:53,439 --> 00:01:57,400 I have no idea, to be honest with you. I remember them saying, 24 00:01:57,439 --> 00:02:00,920 because I listened to it, I remember why they set it bad, 25 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:04,159 don't. It's a reference to something, but I can't recall what because it 26 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:06,640 changed in my podcast feed and I was, I was, what is this 27 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,840 Beach Cops? I didn't subscribe it? Well, that was there. That 28 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:13,280 was their patreon. Their their patreon, and their regular podcast has morphed into 29 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:16,520 just Beach Cops. I think they still have something behind a paywall too, 30 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,840 um, but it is now just just Beachcops. So everybody, yeah, 31 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:27,400 listening to Beach Cops. But you've notoriously said Earl that, hey, you 32 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:30,080 gotta call off the dogs. Their fans are rabbit at you. You can't 33 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,840 even get you mean, what do you mean out of control? What are 34 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,520 some of the things these guys have been doing to you? I mean, 35 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,159 I was in the bathroom the other night, you know, I'm just taking 36 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:44,479 a piss, staring at the wall, and I out of mind, even 37 00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:49,240 though I have horrible vision, you can tell by these glasses, you know. 38 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:53,319 I since someone in the next stall and they just look at me and 39 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,840 go, hey, your earl's skateboard and I'm like yeah, and they're like, 40 00:02:54,879 --> 00:02:59,439 oh, big fans. So they leave first. And this was in 41 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,280 his house, by the way, to be clear, the guy's house, 42 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:07,599 because as they're shutting the door, he just looked at me, goes, 43 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:16,919 my mama, it's happened. But I love them. I love the fans. 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,520 I mean, uh, you know without them, you know, we 45 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:27,879 can't tour. I don't know by ship, Yeah, I mean, it's 46 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:31,319 really the only industry, morning the only industries that like you talked to you 47 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:36,319 talked directly to the customers, you know what I mean. It's like everywhere 48 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,960 if you invented something or whatever, people didn't know it, or you made 49 00:03:39,039 --> 00:03:43,280 some sort of fucking snap cake or something. People are always like, you're 50 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,400 the fucking snack cake guy. You know what I mean? Oh, I 51 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:50,560 don't mind it. You know, when you are as unsuccessful for as long 52 00:03:50,639 --> 00:03:58,879 as I was, you'll take any fan interaction. How's the late mignite man? 53 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,840 How's how's this? You've been hanging around late night? But Bearison in 54 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:06,280 the regular Sciety's story White back to pre pandemic levels. But it's pretty good. 55 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:11,439 You know, most shows are sold out. M the belly room shows 56 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:15,040 are sold out. Even the main room is U, which is tougher him 57 00:04:15,079 --> 00:04:18,480 to sell out is I would say ninety percent of the shows are sold out. 58 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:25,240 Uh rs are always sold out. So have you been doing? Have 59 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,439 you guys done the band at all? No? No, I get I 60 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,199 think I'm emi least new Holtzman. So when Holtzman's not in town, I 61 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:35,839 get his spot, which is the Kennison Brody spot. How long do you 62 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,639 do with it? Because he technically with that spot you can do what aver 63 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:45,000 the fuck you want. I try to do an hour m which is pretty 64 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,600 neat to do an hour on that stage? How many people are still around 65 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:51,399 it when you when you do it? Because that's usually the fucking get fuck 66 00:04:51,439 --> 00:04:57,160 out of towns, get you know, the shows over spot basically h yeah, 67 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,360 I mean, it really depends on who is in front of you for 68 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:05,519 you, yeah, you know, you know, like Whitney Cummings, oddly 69 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:10,639 enough was I think she was late. So she went on right before me 70 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,680 the other night and she gave me the best intro. I don't know if 71 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,839 she meant it or not, but she was like, hey, this guy's 72 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:23,519 a mentor to me. We started together, which is true, don't believe, 73 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:29,199 and not one person laugh. So it depends on the intro you get 74 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,560 and how good the comment before he was doing. Because if they're bombing, 75 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:35,079 like a couple of weeks ago, there was someone who was, they just 76 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:41,399 gave up halfway through and started fucking around, and so a fair amount of 77 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:45,319 people left before I even hit the microphone. Right right right, right, 78 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:48,399 right, right right right right, Johnny, what's happening with you? How 79 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,680 are you? I'm back eastman, I'm back in North Carolina. Just got 80 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:56,240 back yesterday. I was going to ask you if you were back out East 81 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:00,279 or in Carolina for either to pass it for the Thanksgiving and everything. Yeah, 82 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,399 yeah, I just flew out, so are you hearing your have you 83 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:09,680 heard your pants? So my mom does have this thing called sleep like night 84 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,720 terrors. She sleepwalks and has night terrors. Though, listen to this, 85 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:15,959 dude. Last week I wasn't here. But last week she wakes up in 86 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,720 the middle of night, screaming, runs out of the house onto the front 87 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:25,560 porch, and hides behind like some furniture on the front porch. And in 88 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:30,199 her brain, her you know, adult sleepwalk brain, she thinks that these 89 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,879 two guys are after her in the house, and and in her you know, 90 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:39,519 her deluded state, she thinks the solution to this is ringing the doorbell 91 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:45,120 incessantly until my dad comes out of the middle of the night, like three 92 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,240 am. Yeah, And so she just starts ringing ding dong, ding dong, 93 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,480 ding dong, and then runs and hides again on the porch. So 94 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:54,959 my dad is coming out in his tidy whitey's you know, and and and 95 00:06:56,199 --> 00:07:00,879 woman, what the hell are you doing? And she finds herrouching over behind 96 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,120 you know, the swing, which isn't that crazy? She does all this 97 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:06,600 crazy stuff she's got, it's like real problem with it. Man. She 98 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:11,560 she's she's been driving, she's been driving down the road before her, like 99 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,680 nightgown or whatever, but like running down she's gone driving down the road before. 100 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,399 Really. Yeah, it's always it's always like somebody's after her or a 101 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:28,240 baby is missing. That's a popular theme, missing babies. Isn't it weird? 102 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:32,639 Man? That is fucking yeah, it's It drives my dad nuts because 103 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,279 she used it. When she wakes up, her first move is to scream 104 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,680 at the top of her lungs. When I was a kid, she would 105 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:46,759 come knocking at our doors. Yeah, and but she was it was almost 106 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,439 like she was possessed because she was smart enough to try to convince us that 107 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,600 she wasn't asleep. So she you just hear, yeah, knock, knock, 108 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,680 knock, knock, knock knock. And I'd be like and and be 109 00:07:57,759 --> 00:08:00,639 my mom. She's like, Johnny, Johnny, let me let me in, 110 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,079 Let me in. I need to come in. And I'm like, 111 00:08:03,639 --> 00:08:05,120 yeah, it's two am. You're a sleep not letting you in? No, 112 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,120 no, no, no, I'm not asleep. I'm not asleep. 113 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:13,639 There's just three guys killing your dad in the bedroom. And and I I 114 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,480 mean, i'd have to, I'm like, mom, you're sleep, wake 115 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:20,279 up. She seems pretty calm for three guys. Well, but but that's 116 00:08:20,319 --> 00:08:24,319 the thing. She's trying to be calm. So I'll let her in and 117 00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:26,000 then you'll hear her just go screaming that right after that, I don't let 118 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,199 her in. It's unbelievable though, it's really, I mean, she's it's 119 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,360 something she's struggled with her whole life because she doesn't sleep well because of it. 120 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,279 I mean, she's getting exercise at three am, and doesn't you know 121 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:41,200 it's hard to get good rest when you're trotting around the port. But yeah, 122 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,080 man, it's a it's a drag, and she's she went to get 123 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,600 her brain scan today, some kind of brain scan to see what I mean, 124 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:48,799 she's done her. Oh I got a handcuffed for to her bed, 125 00:08:48,879 --> 00:08:52,480 like you know, like if it's a full moon and she was a werewolf. 126 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,879 Yeah, yeah, I mean that's dude, that's a thought. But 127 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:58,519 the problem anything like she had to wear a sea pat machine for a while 128 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:03,399 because she had sleep apnea, and like just that being that made it worse. 129 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:05,840 Anything any kind of apparatus, like the clock, the light from the 130 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:11,840 clock, that's a bomb. Now, it's anything in the room that's left 131 00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:16,759 on is a problem. It's really strange. Does she have is that sleep 132 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:20,960 apnea? It's like it's it's three things combine. Its sleep apnea, which 133 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:26,679 I think probably pulls her out of deep sleep while she's streaming and makes her 134 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:28,720 start acting out in the dreams. And she also has night terrors, which 135 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:35,279 is these really intense nightmares. So I mean, it's the triumvirate of bad 136 00:09:35,399 --> 00:09:39,080 sleep. It's really it's and it sucks for everybody. But she's working on 137 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,320 we'll see. But uh yeah, So that's that's my experience when I'm home 138 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,480 because the bedroom I sleep in while I'm here is a couple of rooms down 139 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,759 and that's just you wake up in the middle of night here and this crazy 140 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,720 screaming. I've gotten used to it, but I have what they called living 141 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:58,840 nightmares. That's what they call it. Sorry, nothing like a like a 142 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,279 baby. But when I'm right awake, it's just I guess sometimes it's not 143 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:07,279 it's not anything pleasant. Sky call. His dad's name is Johnny. And 144 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:11,919 then whenever Johnny's home for the holidays, he's just fucking plunge her, fucking 145 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,799 her clam and she's like, yeah, Johnny, give it to me, 146 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:18,360 give it to me, and that's that's why he has nightmares. I don't 147 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:24,279 bla, It's not true. You told me. He told me that he 148 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:31,159 walked in none, none of none of what's about to be satisfrue. No, 149 00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:33,840 everybody that knows what this is this time last year, because you were 150 00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:35,679 home for thanksgivin, He goes, Dude, I accidentally walked in on my 151 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,200 dad. He had some giant sex toy. It looked like he was just 152 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:48,240 plunging a toilet just right near old fucking baby cannon. True, maybe that 153 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:52,519 wasn't you. But we'll be right back right after this break. I'm kidding, 154 00:10:52,879 --> 00:10:54,960 earl. Can we talk about your because you were telling me about this. 155 00:10:56,279 --> 00:11:00,879 If it's top Hollywood secret ship, no problem. But aren't you uh 156 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,200 in a fucking you're fluff and it's some port nut right now now, I'm 157 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:09,480 kidding about your documentary you're doing. Can we talk about that? I didn't 158 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,039 even know you knew about it you texted me about. Oh okay, I 159 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:20,519 obviously. Yeah. If you want to keep anything a secret, keep us, 160 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:24,960 not the guy since texted to No, that's what I'm saying. If 161 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,320 it's a secret, one word no, No, I mean, well, 162 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:33,240 it's almost a parody. Uh, we're gonna do uh. And it has 163 00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:37,159 something to do with O'Neil and Danish. Uh. They have a producer friend 164 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:43,159 by the name of Pete Lazarus who's a documentary maker and filmmaker, and he 165 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,840 would listen to our episodes that we would do together, and we do have 166 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:52,480 a great chemistry, the three of us. It's just just very easy and 167 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,759 there's no force. Hey, I gotta get a line in here, It 168 00:11:56,919 --> 00:12:05,120 just comes out. So he had an idea of doing a two part special. 169 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:09,320 One would be a documentary on why I'm trying to do a special at 170 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:16,960 fifty four years old, like most people have already done their special by my 171 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:24,200 career, and then the second part is obviously the special. So we're pretty 172 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,039 much done with the documentary part. You know, PiZZ like you could definitely 173 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,039 see, Okay, this guy knows what he's doing. I mean, the 174 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:35,480 camera's got to be twenty grand alone, and just how he edits things, 175 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:41,159 and you know, could you guys know, no special is special anymore. 176 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:46,879 It's you could pretty much photoshop Sebastian and the Rogue and Special or Vice versa 177 00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:52,440 or Tianna and Allies is special, and you wouldn't know the difference, so 178 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,639 I'm right, at least be a little different. That's why Aris was so 179 00:12:56,759 --> 00:13:03,200 great. By the way that the set was beautiful, those candles, He's 180 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:07,519 so good. I mean, that's an amazing special it really is. It's 181 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:11,399 so good. You guys go watch you on Rice you Fear YouTube dot com. 182 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:16,080 Ju Uh, it's fucking so good and it really is. I told 183 00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:22,480 him it's his best work so far. What's just so polished. Can you 184 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,399 think he was gonna shelve that thing? I mean, geez, he wasn't 185 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,840 gonna shoot it. I mean that's unbelievable. Well, he was could have 186 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:31,720 not existed though, because of the pandemic. I mean that's he was just 187 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,600 about to shoot it. Yeah, then the pandemic happened. But the thing 188 00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:37,679 about it it's so great, is that it really is timeless, I mean 189 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,720 so timeless and time lead though with all this ship going on with Kanyak, 190 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:45,440 I mean, it's it's it's gonna be timeless. But it's also he dropped 191 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,799 it at the perfect time. He almost got exactly. It really is fucking 192 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,320 and I'm telling you why. If anybody is lucky, it's that guy. 193 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,960 Damn fucking Jewish prick. That guy is like a cat with a ten thousand 194 00:13:56,039 --> 00:14:01,639 lives. Yeah all right, really really really is Um that's cool? I 195 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,200 mean or also when are you going to like what are you going to put 196 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,360 it out on? Or you don't even know that shit yet? I mean 197 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:13,919 Ari is probably the benchmark for now every comic Ari and Lewis go messages put 198 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:22,080 on YouTube. But yeah, pay what you want, um, So you 199 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:24,720 know, I think are already had like two million. I think it's almost 200 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,840 Arena Tube. So yeah, it's amazing. So you figure twenty percent of 201 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,080 people are going to give them money for you know, five bucks, ten 202 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:37,320 bucks, so that's you know, I don't know if people become rich over 203 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:43,120 something like that, even with that amount of views, but you'll get your 204 00:14:43,159 --> 00:14:46,159 money back in a little bit and you know that. But like that leads 205 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,639 to shit like that if even it has that many views, some of those 206 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,480 people could be just the right person for something fucking helse. It leads to 207 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,720 ship Oh yeah, I mean I think you know, we all want a 208 00:14:56,799 --> 00:15:01,720 special on Netflix just because it's the most you streaming service on Earth. But 209 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,639 you know, even though it's kind of come and go, you know, 210 00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:09,519 they're hot for day or two and then all right when it's the next special 211 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:15,080 on Netflix. So I think I just wanted to be a little different. 212 00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:20,120 Hopefully people dig it. You know. We're going around like certain sites that 213 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:26,240 were important to me, like the Porno Theater of course, and we actually 214 00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:31,519 want to do it there the special, but it's recently shut down. So 215 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:35,559 for what I come. Oh my god, I went there once and it's 216 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:43,080 so nasty, like you've only been there once. I've been there once. 217 00:15:43,799 --> 00:15:50,279 Hold on, my postmates, maybe here at Perfect Leading. Um, it's 218 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,879 the most amazing. I went there with this chick, you know, my 219 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:03,080 yoga instructor, of course, and she was like, um, I'll go 220 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:07,960 in there with you as people are fucking h just all kinds. I don't 221 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:15,840 know how this place was legally allowed to stay open, so uh. And 222 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:21,039 there's three rooms and the main room is just beautiful. It's got like a 223 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:23,960 runway catwalk in the middle, which would be perfect for special, you know, 224 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:29,360 to kind of go into the crowd. And um, it's a pretty 225 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:36,000 sorry that's my dog. It's a pretty historic location. So you know we've 226 00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,919 been thinking about that. 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He always eats real healthy, 245 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:07,599 so I gotta fucking you know every time you got to eat with him, 246 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:12,160 he does the same fucking shit that where he'll like he has real super 247 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:18,039 specific ways of ordering his food, so he first always apologizes, he orders 248 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:23,480 last. He always apologizes like two or three times to the you know server 249 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,799 if you have a complicated orders, saying yeah huh, and then he goes 250 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,839 and then he goes into his watch. I'll have him do an example. 251 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:38,039 O what'd you get? Um? There is a Canadian vitamin store right down 252 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:45,160 the street from me and they have well there, it's called body I'm not 253 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,119 trying to play. I don't get any like free stopplements. It's called body 254 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:57,119 energy. You use the code punch drunk go ahead, and I you know, 255 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:02,400 when you're getting older, you're metabolism slows down. So I used to 256 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:06,240 have like burritos and shit in the morning. So now I have a protein 257 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,839 shape to fill me up. Oh, just straight protein shape. But I 258 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,480 told my guess was that it's gonna be something healthy, because I know you 259 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,119 eat very healthy and that's why you look like you're thirty two. Earl, 260 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,480 do a little improv right here. This is gonna be exciting. Everyone's excited 261 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:29,240 for this. Enjoy your shape there. Pretend you are going to You're at 262 00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:33,279 a restaurant, and if we were with four people, everybody has already ordered, 263 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:37,240 because you know how you always have like a I don't know something on 264 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:40,000 this side, nothing else, give it. Give me an example, but 265 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:44,559 like a specific order you would order somewhere. We gotta tell me the restaurant. 266 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,359 What's one of your goats, what's one of your haunts where you got 267 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:52,960 a real fucking situation. I go to Chiabo. I'm like, I'm like 268 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,839 ray Leoda and good Fellas. You know when I walk into either Dan Tannas 269 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:04,319 or Okay Joe. I go to the kitchen jones On. Oh I love 270 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,799 Jones. They have good pizza. Jones. I know the owner there and 271 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,400 every time I have a date there, he's like, come in the back 272 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:18,759 way. They have this like private driveway. And I walked through the kitchen 273 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,240 and it's give me a Jones order, Hey, give me a juone. 274 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,240 They have a good bar. There, give me a joke, Arner. 275 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,039 So I've taken a lot of dates to that place and Keith always comes by. 276 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,200 He's the owner, and he's like got a mafia vibe to him. 277 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,359 He's like, hey, earl, congrats on the movie, and he just 278 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,839 walks off. I'm not that's a classic move. That's a fucking sexy move. 279 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,400 Well that's what I do to comics at the store when I see them 280 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,440 talking to a girl. I just have you always do that, Hey, 281 00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:51,519 congrats on that ten picture development deal. I guess you know. See but 282 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,720 what I'll do that, But I'll do it. It's more believable if I 283 00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:56,720 see somebody talking to some hot girl and I'll come up and I go, 284 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,519 hey, I don't want to interrupt. I don't want to say you're so 285 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,680 funny. I saw your act the other night. You're really really hilarious. 286 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,200 So I hadn't mean the bug. You guys side and they're like, oh 287 00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:07,960 thanks, man, Like I don't know me. Then if I don't like 288 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,319 someone, I'll be like, hey, I hope that ain't test comes back. 289 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,759 Good, let's walk off. I know. I know. What's the 290 00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:17,480 thing. You're boy? You had a girlfriend, she was like fourteen, 291 00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:22,640 isn't that right? What do you do you think you're talking to Jeff Ross 292 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:25,799 or me? I'm gonna say you know who it is, hey, I 293 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,920 was trying to get I was trying to get a Danish to call in as 294 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:32,759 Jeff Ross, but he had a shit he had to do today. Well 295 00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:34,759 he's got two kids now, dude, Like, I know, no ship, 296 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,640 that's it, that's it's Tripolie. Well, I can't imagine. Uh, 297 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,559 you know, I have a small dog and she is my child. 298 00:21:44,759 --> 00:21:49,359 Basically, I can't imagine when having two kids my mind would I can't even 299 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,279 fathom it. Dude. They both put like you know, the fighting any 300 00:21:53,319 --> 00:21:57,599 and the post pics of the family or them, and they both have like 301 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:02,160 kids under their arm pits. They look like it's just physically exhausted. I 302 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,799 go, I don't even know how that's I mean, that just looks like 303 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,480 so much work, how you could even get anything else done. So it's 304 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,599 probably also why Tripli isn't here today. It's probably got a kid. Where 305 00:22:11,759 --> 00:22:18,240 aren't they're running him? So earl, give me give me a classic fucking 306 00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:22,920 skagold. You're running date day just ordered and now you're at Jones, give 307 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,559 me like one of your classic fucked up ass nine minute orders. Well, 308 00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:33,279 I always gotta be cool with the waiter because you know our waitress, because 309 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,960 you know, if you're addition to the waiter, the service is gonna be 310 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:40,440 bad. You know, they could spit in your food. I mean, 311 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:45,400 sure you want them on your sunny. You gotta understand, like Jones and 312 00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:51,799 Dan Tanna's the Ivy, you know, the higher end places, those waiters 313 00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:56,880 are shipped on by a lot of B level celebrities, so they're not in 314 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,440 the ship by the best. Yeah. Well yeah, but like so they're 315 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:06,400 already on edge. And I usually go on later dinners nine ten o'clock, 316 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:11,680 so you know, by that time, said Jones, they've been there for 317 00:23:11,799 --> 00:23:15,799 four hours. They've probably gotten shitty tips, you know, because rich people 318 00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:19,160 don't tip, except for like Russell Peters. So you gotta hope Russell goes 319 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,880 there eight times in a week. You know. Russell is the reason the 320 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:30,240 homeless guy at the store, basically Boone's replacement comes there every night now because 321 00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:36,960 Russell gave him I think two hundred dollars once for a shitty La Times magazine 322 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,559 he had, and so now he thinks he can get that. Every night 323 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,799 he shows up with this massive shopping car to bullshit. Oh they got to 324 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:49,880 have all the jerseys. Yeah that guy. Oh fuck, that guy's the 325 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:56,680 worst. Wait, where's Boon Bens? He has he been back? I 326 00:23:56,759 --> 00:24:02,519 mean I saw him about three times during the height of the pandemic. I 327 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:07,839 got into this weird habit of walking lowest sometimes with someone else who shall be 328 00:24:08,559 --> 00:24:14,440 nameless at the moments, and we're doing it like two to three in the 329 00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:21,880 morning, and Boone would just appear like it was It was like it was 330 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,759 the predator man. He just came in from the tree. Did you have 331 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:30,559 a mask on? No, it's Boon you know, his hair was looking 332 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,039 all wild and yeah. And then the last time I saw him, it 333 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:38,720 was around two pm. I think it was a Friday afternoon. And this 334 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:44,000 is the height of the George flood stuff. I mean the city was hot, 335 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:48,000 and I live in West Hollywood, but right across the street from the 336 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:53,920 sheriff station, so there was a lot of bad people. That was like 337 00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:57,839 ground zero for anyone who wanted to start trouble. You know, we're feeding 338 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:06,359 the sheriff station throwing shit. It was like scary to be in my neighborhood 339 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:11,599 and Boone sees me and I'm walking Lois with someone and uh, he's such 340 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:17,160 yelling at the top of his lung as a boy, George Floyd, that 341 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,960 young black boy, and I think, dude, I can't like right now, 342 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:26,839 dude, this is like, you know, you could tell who the 343 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,880 travelmakers work because they all had backpacks and you can see like hands of spray 344 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,839 paint and shit, uh, you know, and whatever whatever else they were 345 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:40,720 like had to cause destruction was in that bag. And they were all looking 346 00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:41,960 at me, and I'm like, boom, boom, please please gotta like. 347 00:25:44,279 --> 00:25:47,759 So I hope he's still alive because he's, you know, in a 348 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:51,000 weird way. I think we all love him. So oh for sure, 349 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,359 I definitely loved that guy. I mean, he can be annoying by who 350 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:59,319 which one of us can't. But I bet you even Henchclip would be sad. 351 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,720 And they had a beef, you know, and I could understand Tony, 352 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 you know, it gets old, you know, boon kind of Yeah, 353 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,319 then fans of his either you kind of know how to track him down, 354 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,799 right, I mean I don't know. I found his what I believe 355 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:23,160 to be his nephew on Facebook. Yeah, and he's got like a private 356 00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:30,279 account or whatever, because he's like a judge, a judge really, yeah, 357 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,359 he's judge. And I guess he worked with Obama when Obama was in 358 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:40,319 Illinois's photos of them together and all that checks out the boone story. So 359 00:26:40,519 --> 00:26:44,160 I sent him a friend request so that I could send him a message, 360 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,000 and but I haven't heard back from him yet, but I check it every 361 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,640 now and then to see if her from because I mean it's the same last 362 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,880 name. He is a judge, he is from Judge Shacka Locka. Huh. 363 00:26:53,960 --> 00:27:00,680 Okay, that's cool, Yeah, judge Judge Locka shock. Yeah, 364 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:06,440 of course he's fucking judge locket um. So or let's get a Dantana's order, 365 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,839 all right, so I'll try and make him laugh right out of the 366 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:14,039 gate, just so you're already working the fucking guy before you even get to 367 00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:17,960 your order. Let's hear, Jason, You're you're Jason, You're the overworked 368 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,920 server. Yeah, you do that. That's what I was gonna say. 369 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,759 I'm gonna be a little upset because it's been a shitty day and you're coming 370 00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:30,279 in late. But sometimes I've gotten lucky, like I took h Chandler to 371 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:38,960 the Bellar Hotel once either our anniversary or her birthday and uh, she orders 372 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,079 and then the guy looks at me like that remember that scene in American Psycho 373 00:27:44,279 --> 00:27:48,079 or all the waiters for giving the you know, tonight we have porkloon. 374 00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:53,920 Yeah, end up doing it in like this like a robot cop like delivery. 375 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:59,359 Uh. The guys like, mister Skeagol, it's an honor to have 376 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:02,880 you here. And I thought you'd just see my name on the reservations. 377 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,519 She's like, I'm a big fan of yours. May I recommend the pork 378 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:11,079 jobs with? Really? Like he knew me, like from Rostotle or something. 379 00:28:11,799 --> 00:28:15,839 H So sometimes that an early date for you guys? Was that on 380 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,640 an early date? Like, no, that's about a year in Okay, 381 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,200 okay, that would because that would have been great. One time I was, 382 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,799 uh, you know Powerhouse Bar. It was close for a long time, 383 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:32,599 but now it's open again right on Hollywood Boulevard. It's right, I 384 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,720 mean it's on literally the corner of Hollywood and Highland, but it's an old 385 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:40,960 famous bar there or whatever I was. I started dating this makeup girl on 386 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:44,319 this thing I was working on. So we go out after the shoot. 387 00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:48,880 It's the fucking first date and I shot this thing with Duncan Trussell and Joey 388 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:55,039 Diaz and Brian Jarvis for like Fuel TV. It was on back then on 389 00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:57,200 new New fucking Fuel TV. But they had this weird comedy fucking shot. 390 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,359 I was in a fucking two manu that seen no ship. That's all I 391 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,720 shot for it. We're in there playing pool. We're the only ones in 392 00:29:03,799 --> 00:29:07,759 there. All of a sudden it was on like all eleven TVs because they 393 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:11,799 were on that show. I hadn't even seen it yet, but she was 394 00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:15,880 like, holy shit, look at the TVs and it was my scene on 395 00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:18,559 like all eleven TVs in this bar on like our first date. I was 396 00:29:18,599 --> 00:29:22,240 like, oh man, that's fucking God trying to help me get laid right 397 00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:27,359 there. So if I don't know the way there's, you know, I'll 398 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:34,240 just uh yeah, I'll find some starting point of you know, hey, 399 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:38,720 anyone ever tell you you look like, you know, Christian Bale and the 400 00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:47,240 Machine or something. I don't know, weird, but a weird pull that 401 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,680 that he looks so he was so remember how thin he was for that. 402 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:57,880 It was I mean just in posifinition of a method actor. Yeah, yeah, 403 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,559 like Narro was with was it raging? Bowie went from like being pretty 404 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:08,960 jacked, like I think almost seventy pounds overweight for the end. So I'll 405 00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:14,519 try and find some common ground, make them laugh. You know, I 406 00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:18,160 can sense that they're an actor and an actress. I might delve off and 407 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,839 do, uh so, how's the career going? You know? Good? 408 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,279 And you know we can wait, let's hear about you, you know, 409 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:29,240 just get some human communication going and then hey, you know, we'll start 410 00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:33,920 off a Caesar salad. But can they put the mail on the side, 411 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:38,559 you know, and they make it with mayo like, so then there's like 412 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,599 an interaction like, oh um, well can they go light mail? Not 413 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:47,839 to be a dick and overwork them like and I'll always say this, I'm 414 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:51,119 gonna make it worth your while when it comes time for the check. You 415 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,519 know. Now most people who say that probably are saying I'm not gonna tip 416 00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:57,880 you well, but I'm like, I'm going to tip you well we get 417 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:03,240 this going, yeah, So then they'll then when they hear that, knowing 418 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:07,400 that I'm a serious tipper, which is something I learned from my dad. 419 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,920 I mean even when I send food back. Can I never send food back? 420 00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:18,000 But when I do, I'll still tip or whatever. And then what 421 00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:22,440 would you recommend? So that way, I'm saying I value your opinion. 422 00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:26,079 Um, And then well, I like lasagna like perfect, I'll take the 423 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:33,680 rig of tony and we get the can. I get the sauce on the 424 00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:38,799 side, and like can they instead of oil make it with water like like, 425 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,880 I know, dude, I'm not trying to be a dick. I 426 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:47,160 just all this shit is mental for me. I'm sure making it with the 427 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,759 oil is not going to make me into Ralphie Man. But in my mind 428 00:31:51,839 --> 00:31:55,880 it I'm a very mental person, Like, huh, Johnny, you can 429 00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:00,200 hand me a pill and tell me this will make your dick free. Is 430 00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:04,559 bigger than an hour. It could just be a Tylan all and at the 431 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,880 end of the hour I lived down at the fuck I think it? I 432 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,599 think it is three. It's just bigger. I'm very susceptible to the effect. 433 00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:19,680 I was made for the placebo effect, So in my mind, if 434 00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:22,200 I get it, you know, they squirt the pan with water instead of 435 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:30,279 oil, I'm skinnier. And then for the and they had the best. 436 00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:36,759 If you're ever in la I want to take you guys the best apple pie 437 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,559 on God's Green Earth. And I'm not a sweet skuy, but they made 438 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,039 Jones Jones. Oh my god, dude, it's piping hot, like it's 439 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,960 really hot. That's funny. I used to live right up a street from 440 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,119 there. I never went by there was Oh they got pizza there. Have 441 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,519 you better than the Apple Pan? Have you been in the Apple Pan? 442 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,839 Oh? My god, my mom used to take me there. My girl 443 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,119 loves that place. It's still there. I mean, it's to have a 444 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:09,640 restaurant in la um last literally fifty years that has been I mean Jones Dan 445 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:16,480 Tanna is another exception of, um, you know something that's been around that 446 00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:21,440 long. Foremost that's an old one that's been there for Yeah, that's that. 447 00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:27,160 A couple of sushi places have been around for a bit, um, 448 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,359 but most especially after the pandemic or during the pandemic, a lot of high 449 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:37,920 end restaurants shut down. You know, it's just fucking hard to make a 450 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,519 living. Uh, and they're still hurting. Some of the restaurants just getting 451 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:45,799 back. Um. So then you know, I'll say, hey, can 452 00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:49,640 we get the apple pie and you know, maybe an extra scoop of vanilla 453 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,640 because when it melts over it, dude, it's it's it's sexual meal. 454 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:58,000 And then uh, you know, it's usually a date I'm with, it's 455 00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:04,799 usually a drinker. So given some of that Bill Cosby ship, Oh no, 456 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,159 I don't have to raid my woman. I've never forced myself on a 457 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,519 woman ever. And I come from ros Spottle. That's a rarity. Um 458 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,639 out of control of that show with the people I had to work with and 459 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,639 supernov it's even worse. Jesus Christ. Uh, I saw, are you 460 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:27,920 really retiring from the Flyers? Well? I got threatened with legal actions. 461 00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:32,320 So is that real because you posted hey? Because well, uh you got 462 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,159 a cease and desist about the Flyers. Here. I had a lawyer reach 463 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,639 out to me. You know, I'm listed in the Yellow Pages like I 464 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,679 still have a landline Johnny so a fact? Wait what are you? How 465 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:51,119 are you listed in the as what? Well? You know I are the 466 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:53,440 White Pages? I mean nothing, Okay, okay the daddy man? Are 467 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,800 you? Is the daddy man? Um? I should be? Uh? 468 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,639 So this lawyer called me. I'm said, hey, uh, you know 469 00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:07,559 if you put out one more flyer. That's because some people got on all 470 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:13,519 three flyers. I won't mention any names. But um, he's like, 471 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:19,920 you're you're treading into the harassment um field. So if I were you, 472 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,199 I would not put out another flyer and then they just come out now, 473 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,840 could have been just a prank. But then I have a friend of mine 474 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,920 as a lawyer, so I asked him, Hey, if I put out 475 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,920 a four flyer, could I get sued. He's like, uh, no, 476 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:39,119 parody is covered under First Amendment. Um, you know rules. So 477 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,440 but I don't. I don't want the head anyche I mean it's fully made, 478 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:50,320 it's ready with a click of a button. Hey send it to me. 479 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,440 So now I'm trying to like because I pay for four flyers. So 480 00:35:55,559 --> 00:36:01,239 the guys like, I'll no, I can't do them. I have no 481 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,679 I said. I got a guy named Andrew Stoke and out of New Jersey. 482 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:16,719 He's made every inappropriate earl cover art or you know, anything like a 483 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,480 Jellies When the Jellies was on, he would do a special Jellies thing. 484 00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:25,159 Um. I sent him a Supernova flyer and I said, here's what I 485 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:30,519 want to do. You know, I want to call out some of the 486 00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:32,840 people they put on the flyers every week, so I would have the first 487 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:38,119 one was like all alleged, you know, sexual predators, and then one 488 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:45,079 hot girl. Um, and it did and people were messaging me going, 489 00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:47,519 this a girl a sexual predator. I'm like, no, that's the one 490 00:36:47,559 --> 00:36:51,159 who gets on the flyer, and then that's why the others are all on 491 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,920 the flyer. Um. And then the second one and the same thing that 492 00:36:55,559 --> 00:37:00,559 the third one was just all Bringer show promotors. I noticed in pattern myself. 493 00:37:02,159 --> 00:37:06,400 So the fourth one was going to be an all star lineup of you 494 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,119 promised it. You said a fourth one's coming, all star lineup, and 495 00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,119 then like three days later you're like, due to a threat of legal action, 496 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,760 I'm not gonna fire, and I go, oh geez, I was 497 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,840 waiting for this fourth flyer to dropped. Well. I think two people in 498 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,800 particular, I could guess if the call was real who throughout in legal action. 499 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:31,039 Because there's one person who I've heard goes after people for anything in regards 500 00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:35,960 to their situation. And there's a new person on the LA scene who's been 501 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,239 let's just say he might have a court date in this future, but he 502 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,880 comes from an influential background. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm trying 503 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,519 to think of one with all the fat dead comics. I was gonna do 504 00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:54,719 like and Ralphie May was going to be the last four pictures. Wait just 505 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:59,480 like you like you like the same photo of him that you couldn't fit into 506 00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:07,079 all four Like it's like, yeah, yeah, exactly, pictures were going 507 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,840 on. You couldn't put him on the top because he crushed the people on 508 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:15,440 the bob like you'd have like the last four pictures should be a quarter of 509 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:22,360 his face. That's so fun. So and then you know there's you know, 510 00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:25,360 through death, there's humor, like you know, we recently lost Teddy 511 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,920 Ray and now like comedy, he was a great, great people sweet kid. 512 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,280 Oh yeah, but he was gonna be on the flyer and like John 513 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:39,440 pinant Um that that James, that James, I like to throw in an 514 00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:45,159 open micer into the mix, like in the first uh picture, I think 515 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:50,039 I put in Perry Kurtz and people were like what the fuck? Like So 516 00:38:52,679 --> 00:38:54,360 this is why I haven't done a special, because I'm too busy trying to 517 00:38:54,400 --> 00:39:00,960 think of who to put on fake flyers, Hey Girl and Johnny as well. 518 00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:04,199 Two things UFC is talk about this book, but what do you think 519 00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:07,440 of that? On a Sonia fight? Johnny, you go first, I've 520 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:13,519 talked too much already. I only watched the highlights, you know, I 521 00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,480 don't you know I'm a boxing guy. Yeah, Johnny's not big on the 522 00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:20,480 fucking I was. I was also, I was like traveling when that was 523 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,920 happening, So I didn't even see if you if you would have had you 524 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,880 a bet on that fight, or maybe you did, how scared would you 525 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,719 have been taken out of Sonia in that? Because man, he is a 526 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:35,679 fucking world of a lot bigger than Israel. I mean, you know, 527 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:40,800 I'm a heavyweight guy. As you know, I look it turn everyone I 528 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:45,880 turned onto this heavyweight fights. Thank me, Johnny when this is done YouTube 529 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:52,559 George Foreman ron Lyle it's the greatest. I don't know that it's funny because 530 00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,000 I love the old heavyweight fights. But I don't remember ron Lyle. Well. 531 00:39:55,039 --> 00:40:00,000 I just about his book. It's called Off the Ropes. He was 532 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,960 it is in prison for seven and a half years. Should have called his 533 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,159 book pretty Little Lyles. But he was one of the great heavyweights of the 534 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:17,559 seventies and he had a amazing fight. Basically, he won the heavyweight title 535 00:40:17,639 --> 00:40:22,880 in prison, and so he when he got out at the age of thirty, 536 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,800 he started professional boxing. Oh wait, is there is there a film 537 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:29,320 about this guy? No, that's Hurricane. Well yeah, but no, 538 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,119 but there's another one. There's a documentary on YouTube about maybe maybe that's what 539 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,880 I feel like. I've heard something about this and if you watches, it's 540 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,800 a four and a half round fight with him and the Foreman. And this 541 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,440 is a prime George Foreman. I think the fight was in the seventies six 542 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:51,159 and he knocked He knocked forming out in the seventies Will three times in the 543 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:59,519 same fight, and he was the only guy at that to knock down I 544 00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:02,880 mean he he basically lost the fight because he got tired in the fifth round. 545 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,960 He just he could, you know, the first foreign out. Fucking 546 00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:12,000 it was like watching the video game. It was crazy. Um, so 547 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,000 I'm begging you to watch that fight. Yeah, I'll check it out, 548 00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:19,559 dude. I loved but uh oh, dude, it's a great visual because 549 00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:22,599 it's at Caesar's Palace and like people are smoking, so there's like a cloud 550 00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:30,639 of smoke over the ring and yeah, crazy, it's a trip and Coaseell's 551 00:41:30,639 --> 00:41:34,719 announcing and his color guy is Ken Norton. Oh really okay, yeah, 552 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,079 he's a great fighter. Untended pun intended, Well yeah, the colored guy, 553 00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:43,800 I mean the color guy. And it's funny. I don't think Howard 554 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:49,000 Coachell meant it. But Foreman had knocked out Ken Norton in two rounds. 555 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:54,000 So when Lyle starts landing punches, Coaseell's almost roasting Norton goes, hey, 556 00:41:54,119 --> 00:42:01,000 Kenny, Lyle's lasted a lot longer than you did. You can see Kenny 557 00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:06,559 Norton like, what the fuck? Uh that's great, Like Norton was the 558 00:42:06,639 --> 00:42:10,760 first choice to play Apollo Creed but um oh, I didn't know that interesting. 559 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,599 So it getting back to your question to you, bo, I mean 560 00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:20,400 I thought Israel would win the fight just because he's fucking so you know, 561 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:25,639 he's it's really fouled through his competition. But Pereira's like, his punching power 562 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:30,400 is pretty legit for that division. He said he might have been like two 563 00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:34,559 ten and two, almost two twenty. It just started that fight. I 564 00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:37,440 mean, he looks like a light heavyweight. He looked. I don't know 565 00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,960 if Israel can beat him. Well, there's this doctor I didn't I wish 566 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:45,400 I knew the name of his YouTube channel. He breaks down sports injuries usually 567 00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:50,760 and uh, yeah I know that guy. Yeah yeah, he's really it's 568 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,679 really educational. And he did a video on why a son you got knocked 569 00:42:54,719 --> 00:43:00,599 out and he does a breakdown of the punch and he's so it's almost too 570 00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,400 technical for me. You know, it's like when most people throw a power 571 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,039 shot, it's pretty much they straighten their arm and you know, you connect 572 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:15,559 at the end. But I guess Pere never strained his arms. So he 573 00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:20,079 says, your arm is more powerful when your elbows bent and it never straightens. 574 00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:23,599 I'm not sure the reason. So he you know, it's not surprising 575 00:43:23,679 --> 00:43:29,400 reality got knocked out, but I mean it'll be an interesting rematch. I 576 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,840 mean, you know, the UFC wants trilogy, so I would guess that 577 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,679 they will do everything in their power to make it is favorable a condition to 578 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:45,920 Asania. Like maybe where is he from? Well, uh, the fucking 579 00:43:45,159 --> 00:43:51,960 uh Africa, But he really is out of fucking New Zealand, New Zealand. 580 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,440 I was just saying, not Australia, New Zealand. I mean, 581 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,800 I wouldn't say they're gonna have to fight in Africa. That's not a big 582 00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:02,440 fight in New Zealand. They will have to fight in New Zealand. Maybe 583 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,400 in Nigeria. I forget where he's from in Africa, Nigeria. Yeah, 584 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,679 he's Nigeria, New Zealand. I just look it up. Yeah, but 585 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:12,119 I think since like a teenager, he was in New Zealand. But he 586 00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,360 kind of you know claims, I mean, you know, grew up a 587 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,039 mine and born in the other. But yeah, they'll they'll, they'll run 588 00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:22,000 that back again. But I think he would do it in New Zealand. 589 00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:28,400 Just are you know? I could see them asking a son off the record, 590 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,239 Hey where do you want this fight? You know what we want you 591 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:35,239 to win? No, he does the money in Brazil? Yeah, oh 592 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,000 my god, yeah, but you can't win in Brazil. I mean, 593 00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:43,039 what did you know? My boy Burdom got knocked out by me in Brazil. 594 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,639 So like, it's not impossible to win, but it's tough for sure. 595 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,639 How rock hard are you from? A balls? Was hot fighting on 596 00:44:53,800 --> 00:45:01,719 Saturday? Wait, who's fighting Derek Lewett? I mean he's kind of uh, 597 00:45:04,639 --> 00:45:07,519 he's kind of dropped down a lot, you know. I just don't 598 00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:12,480 think he's the most conditioned guy. So oh no, he quitted that that 599 00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:15,239 one fighting when he there was like more than fucking If he doesn't get out 600 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:22,039 of round about the start around three, he is out of everything, especially 601 00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:24,519 if he's been swinging for ten minutes. He's out there, the tank is 602 00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:30,760 empty and he's just trying to get a one pit, throw one fucking bomb 603 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,039 and get the fuck out of there. Who's he fighting? Who is he 604 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:39,800 fighting? Look at the problem because like it's in the middle of the day 605 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:45,280 too, and it's in Vegas. It starts at the main card starts at 606 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:49,199 one o'clock in Vegas. One o'clock. Why, I don't know. That's 607 00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:52,480 why I was trying to eat her out East closet. I guess just they 608 00:45:52,519 --> 00:45:55,320 wanted to be in prime time on the East coast. Johnny, I gotta 609 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,320 stay before I forget. I love your background. I'm a big Star Wars 610 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:04,400 guy. Oh really, it's uh, Sam, I do it because Sam 611 00:46:04,519 --> 00:46:07,400 doesn't think space. It's realesome, all right. Whenever I'm on with Sam, 612 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,400 that is the Millennium balcon right, No, it's actually the International Space 613 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,119 Station. If you're looking at it, it does it looks the same though. 614 00:46:16,159 --> 00:46:21,119 I think I think part of it is us, because you know, 615 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,480 just that one like where the gun is on the Millennium Falcon, it kind 616 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:30,760 of window shape. Yeah, I give driver seat, yeah, surge, 617 00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:36,800 Yeah yeah, it's four o'clock eastern. Yeah, you're right. Damn. 618 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,800 I was like, oh, it must be in another country. And then 619 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,639 I looked at it's in Vegas, So I don't know why at the at 620 00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:47,760 the Impact cent or whatever they call it ship. So it's black in star 621 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:52,440 Power right now. So h this is probably one that they're having in that 622 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:58,559 little ass gym. And if that's the case, poor Derrick lewis because that's 623 00:46:58,679 --> 00:47:02,039 you. You you follow into the fucking uh back in the audition room. 624 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,760 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if they were trying to get over they 625 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,880 need guys would name value. I mean, there's just not many names in 626 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:14,119 that division anymore. Like you know, I'm surprised they haven't roped over him 627 00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:17,519 into another fight just because he's a name. Um, you know. I 628 00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:22,679 mean I think they're kind of waiting for it. Why isn't John Jones fighting 629 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:27,679 like he's cleared, right? I think he isn't. I think he's bulked 630 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,280 up to he wants to fight heavyweight, you know. I mean that's a 631 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:35,559 tough one because he'd definitely be the faster guy and most Johnny pull up a 632 00:47:35,639 --> 00:47:39,239 picture John Jones body now wait or a wait? Do you see how Jack 633 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,679 this fucking guy is. This is gonna make you hard? Oh yeah, 634 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,079 we looked at this the other week. Yeah, he's yeah, he's huge. 635 00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:49,800 Earl Like earl, look, earl, you get rock hard. When 636 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,119 these fucking heavyweights really to go at a Dunton, Well, I think it 637 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:58,440 was when I was a kid. Um, oh my god, it's that 638 00:47:58,639 --> 00:48:07,880 him on the Oh yeah, he's he's pretty Jack, that's why. And 639 00:48:07,039 --> 00:48:12,280 I think he's like walking around it like two twenty five. Yeah, but 640 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,760 that's I mean. Well, as a kid, I grew up at the 641 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:21,519 seventies heavyweight boxers, which is Garry Cooney. I mean when you look at 642 00:48:21,559 --> 00:48:25,239 the three main guys, Foreman, Ali and Frasier in their prime, like 643 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,800 you're so lucky. Man. I grew up with the nineties. I mean, 644 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,559 holy Field was my guy. I just loved holy Field. But it's 645 00:48:31,039 --> 00:48:35,119 you you. I just missed, you know, that great era of heavyweight 646 00:48:35,199 --> 00:48:39,119 You had to ask I was about stir Douglas guy in complete seriousness, but 647 00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:46,039 really that's interesting. Well, I mean he was he was a great boxer, 648 00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:52,440 and I liked another guy who bought Tyson twice, Razor Ruddick. Yeah, 649 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,360 oh boy, I mean that was the guy with the right hand from 650 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,880 god. I mean, nobody had a right hand like Raiser Ruddick. I 651 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,559 mean, but he was, you know, him and Douglas kind of had 652 00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:06,039 the same problem where they were both great technical heavyweights, but they knocked out 653 00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:07,960 a few guys and then every fight after that was like, well, I'm 654 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:12,639 just gonna try to knock people out. Yeah, And you know, but 655 00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:17,679 in the seventies, I don't think it's an air of any sport where there 656 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:22,280 were so many guys at the top of their you know, probably the three 657 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:29,039 greatest heavyweights outside of Tyson maybe Larry Holmes. Uh, we're Frazier Ali and 658 00:49:29,159 --> 00:49:30,639 for him and in there, well a Ruddock had this weird thing too, 659 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:38,079 right, wasn't he like wasn't he he like fought right handed, but his 660 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,639 left hand was his power? Like, is there something weird about him? 661 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,440 I remember, I can't. He's got great highlights. If you watched some 662 00:49:45,519 --> 00:49:47,880 of his knockouts. But I think he was, like I think he's I 663 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,199 think he was like left handed, let me let me look it up for 664 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,760 him. But yeah, I mean he was those Tyson fights like he he 665 00:49:57,039 --> 00:50:00,199 Him and Douglas were really the first maybe the only only two guys, you 666 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:05,360 know, until Tyson started to clean him pretty fast. They go, We're 667 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,320 not gonna run from your power and guess what, We're gonna hit you too. 668 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:12,280 Yeah he was Okay, so he was left handed, but he fought 669 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,599 in the Orthodox stands, so yeah he was. So his power punch was 670 00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:16,960 his left hand, but he led and a lot of his knockouts were with 671 00:50:17,079 --> 00:50:21,320 his left hand out of the Orthodox. You know, he'd do that little 672 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,920 like undercut. Yeah he was great. But yeah, dude, like in 673 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,800 the late nineties when I'm like thirteen fourteen, I mean I remember getting excited 674 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:34,000 to watch the White Buffalo friendsois botha fight? Remember that guy Andrew Galatta? 675 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,280 You know, I mean I'm like, oh they got Glatta on, Yeah, 676 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,000 I mean we and he just couldn't stop. And he's a good fighter, 677 00:50:40,159 --> 00:50:43,760 talented, he just couldn't stop hitting people in the dick Man, he 678 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:49,239 couldn't stop. Uh, but I mean, like in the seventies, Like, 679 00:50:49,519 --> 00:50:52,880 and you feel bad for the second tier of heavyweights in the seventies who 680 00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,800 all would have been champions. Ken Norton was guys for sure. I think 681 00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,280 Ken Norton was. He was champion, Yeah he was, but like, 682 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,239 but I mean he could have he would have dominated in the late nineties. 683 00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:09,519 Oh yeah, if you switch out like certain guys, um, you know, 684 00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:14,000 like Ernie Shavers, you know saying now that's now, that's a power 685 00:51:14,039 --> 00:51:19,000 puncher. Jeez, that he was. He's got the best highlights. Yeah, 686 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,639 I mean generally acknowledged him and ron Lylas the two hardest punchers ever. 687 00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:28,320 H Jimmy Young. He was a guy who was always losing to uh, 688 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,079 you know those guys we just mentioned. Even the white guy Jerry Corry was 689 00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:38,679 like pretty good. Uh had some more. You know, Larry Holmes should 690 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:42,639 feel bad for because there was just no one for him to fight. Yeah. 691 00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:45,639 He kind of bridged that gap too, right between that generation and kind 692 00:51:45,679 --> 00:51:49,639 of fighting into them. Yeah, I mean he was just I mean, 693 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,199 he was a great I mean, Larry Holmes probably the most famous fighters against 694 00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:58,840 text cop just because text Cob wouldn't go down. Um and Jerry Coney, 695 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,960 he knocked a fiend in the next SEP. It was very Uh. That 696 00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:08,679 was one of the first big HBO, Like when they started having those fucking 697 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,719 one big fucking fight a month, not on pay per view. Wait, 698 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,199 man, I miss HBO. You had HBO. They started, you know, 699 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:21,639 putting on massive fucking fights, and that was one Cooney fucking Uh. 700 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,679 Larry Holmes was one of the first ones. I missed. Jim Lampley. 701 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:30,000 I remember, uh walking around the Third Street promenade the night of the Cooney 702 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:36,239 Lomas fighting everyone because I think a lot of those bars had HB. This 703 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,559 was before they really checked, but bars would have the fight on and paid. 704 00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,360 You know, now you have to pay direct TV or you know, 705 00:52:44,559 --> 00:52:49,079 a fee if you're a bar to show fights. Right, just hundreds of 706 00:52:49,199 --> 00:52:54,280 people outside every restaurant with TV's just watching the fight and um, you know. 707 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,920 So meanwhile, I was I was rooting for David Tua, remember him. 708 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:05,639 Oh yeah, I mean era right like when you were fourteen fifteen, 709 00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:09,039 just like there's not a lot going on there, like Corey Sanders. I 710 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:14,119 remember Corey Sanders had this war like and then the Klitchkoes honestly were my favorite 711 00:53:14,159 --> 00:53:16,000 boxers like after I was in my teenage years, because they were just the 712 00:53:16,039 --> 00:53:20,960 only guys that were unning good, Like Vitali Klitschko had this war with Lennox 713 00:53:21,079 --> 00:53:27,039 Lewis and really was gonna be cut over his eye. He got v tally 714 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:30,480 got this terrible cut over his eye and they ended up stopping the fight because 715 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,639 of the cup. But he was gonna he was gonna send Lewis out on 716 00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:37,519 his ass. Uh. And I was at that fight. Oh really, 717 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,519 wow, you know, I'll never forget. It was at the Staples Center. 718 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:45,280 That was a huge fight to me, bratty New Arena and Nicki six 719 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:52,679 was right in front of me. But Leon Spinks, another great fighter from 720 00:53:52,679 --> 00:53:55,159 the seventies. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. He sits down 721 00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,320 next to me and he's so fucked up at this point in his life. 722 00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,719 He's kind of looking around like he's lost, and he says to me, 723 00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,440 hey, brother, what a reader are we in? Like before him? 724 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:15,639 Uh oh no, it was like so but I remember that I'll never forget 725 00:54:15,679 --> 00:54:21,639 because we were basically on like the fifty yard line for boxing, like up 726 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,599 but like the perfect and it looked like Clinch Goo had been shot like it 727 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,679 was like a It wasn't an open cut, it was a hole. Yeah. 728 00:54:31,119 --> 00:54:35,039 Um, and he was gonna win that. I'm convinced he was gonna 729 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:38,000 win that fight. Oh yeah, well the clinch shoes. Really both of 730 00:54:38,079 --> 00:54:42,800 them suffered the same problem Larry Holmes had. There was just no one. 731 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,639 There was no great rivalries for them. Nobody, yeah, nobody. Here, 732 00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:50,440 here, look at this. Here, here's here's the cut. I'll 733 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,760 never forget this. I've watched this fight a few times. I mean, 734 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,000 just look at that. Dude, looks like you got blasted by a shotgun. 735 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,159 Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you in person, it's the hunt. 736 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:05,480 It looked hundred times worse. Oh my god. And he wanted to continue 737 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,559 too. I mean, there was no part of him they wanted to stop 738 00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:10,519 the fight. His lip was all poor guy, but he was Nobody was 739 00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:15,519 tough for Vitali was the better fighter to me. I mean, probably Vladimir 740 00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:20,039 was more technically gifted, but Vitali was just so much, so much tougher 741 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,880 through a harder right hand. I mean, I think the only money fight 742 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000 for those guys would have been if they fought each other, which apparently they 743 00:55:27,079 --> 00:55:30,079 never were going to. Yeah, they promised their mother right that they wouldn't 744 00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:34,239 fight each other. But they just they were just you know, they It's 745 00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,840 the same thing with Larry Holmes. You know, Larry Holmes was fighting guys 746 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:42,639 like Tim Witherspoon and uh, you know just not no Namers but Pinklin Thomas, 747 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,519 and you know, it just wasn't well. That's why he was able 748 00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:49,280 to fight so much later than a lot of those guys from that year or 749 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,400 two those because he just didn't have the there were you know, there wasn't 750 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,280 the talent to face him. And yeah, and he fought. I mean 751 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,639 his last fight was in two thousand and two. Larry Holmes, Oh yeah, 752 00:55:59,639 --> 00:56:01,440 I mean, you know, and I think he took care of himself. 753 00:56:01,519 --> 00:56:05,880 He didn't party that hard. And you know, I think it's sad 754 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,760 that probably outside of the text Cop fight, his most famous fighters against Ali 755 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,880 where he's just killing him, all of them, that all of them McCall 756 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,320 fight was a pretty big fight too that he lost. Dude, I know, 757 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,480 he had some big he definitely has some big fight, but you know, 758 00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:23,519 like I think the camera kind him like essentially crying because he's like killing 759 00:56:23,679 --> 00:56:32,000 his idol and Ali wouldn't go down, and I think you had to stop 760 00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:35,840 the fight. You know. It's just like you could tell he wasn't enjoying 761 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:38,840 m he fought. He fought holy Field too, right, he lost the 762 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:44,480 Holy Field. I don't I wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, I think hold 763 00:56:44,519 --> 00:56:47,800 on, I mean because I'm trying to he I mean, he fought for 764 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,880 so long. He just seemed like he kind of he's ended that kind of 765 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,960 era of like of you know, the seventies grades and then kind of spanned 766 00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:00,400 the nine eighties and nineties. Uh. Yeah. He fought in or Night 767 00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:05,199 too and lost on a unanimous decision. He fought Ray Mercer before that beat 768 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,360 Ray Mercer. I remember that fight. Ray Mercer is another Tommy Morrison, 769 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,840 Like yeah, Tommy the gun, Yeah, I mean takeaway, like, 770 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:19,159 yeah, well Ray Mercer was used to be like a marine fucking drill sergeant 771 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,639 or something crazy like that. Well, I think, uh, you know, 772 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,960 and you go to bad luck good luck, you know. Um, 773 00:57:28,039 --> 00:57:31,440 you know Morrison, I think it was Mercer that knocked him out. Um, 774 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:37,960 he wasn't supposed to really fight, uh Mercer. There was some big 775 00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:40,639 fight he had lined up. I think it was with Holly Field. But 776 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:44,840 you know, they couldn't line up the dates, and you know, to 777 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,760 Morrison's credit, he was like, well just fight Mercer. Is not a 778 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:52,119 warm up fight, but I gotta stay active and the Mercers it's one of 779 00:57:52,159 --> 00:57:58,440 the most famous knockouts in heavyweight history. Yeah, just hit him and he's 780 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,880 basically knocked out on his feet, and then hit him again and then I 781 00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:06,840 think he Morrison's arm got caught in a rope and he's so he's It's almost 782 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,280 like a pro wrestling day where they're calling Yeah, he didn't defend himself Mercer 783 00:58:13,079 --> 00:58:16,440 like with a fucking god damp sledgeham or ridd Across like it was chopping down 784 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:21,559 a tree. Yeah. I mean, there's so many stories like that. 785 00:58:21,679 --> 00:58:24,159 It's just bad timing and different. You know, if you put clich go 786 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:29,159 in the seventies, you know who knows, Yeah, I would that's I 787 00:58:29,199 --> 00:58:31,320 would love to see what the Cliches do, like even in the nineties. 788 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,039 I'd like to see them because you know, those guys in the Night, 789 00:58:34,159 --> 00:58:37,800 especially like holy Field and Tyson were shorter. I feel like they could have 790 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:44,000 done pretty I Clichko and I think Lennox Lewis, those were the those guys. 791 00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:45,760 If they had both been their primes at the same time, Vitali or 792 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,360 Vladimir. I think that would have been an interesting fight those He would have 793 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,199 probably had the best chance of really beating them Lewis just because he had the 794 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:57,360 height also, but yeah, I mean, you know Riddick bow you know, 795 00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,119 oh yeah, ridd bow Man. If he there's a guy who, 796 00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,679 if he had taken care of himself, would have would have gone down. 797 00:59:01,719 --> 00:59:06,920 It's probably the best of the nineties. Maybe. Well, I think Douglas 798 00:59:07,079 --> 00:59:09,679 provided you know, obviously he beat him, so he provided the blueprint to 799 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,480 beat Tyson, which was, you know, kind of bully him back, 800 00:59:14,679 --> 00:59:16,719 you know. And yeah, if you watch that fight again, there was 801 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,840 a couple times when they're in the clinch and Douglas pushed him off, like 802 00:59:21,679 --> 00:59:24,159 my fucking face, bro, Like no one did that to Tyson, And 803 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:30,119 you know that's a mental and you know they make excuses for Tyson and that 804 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:35,559 bite. He didn't train much bulls like you and you wonder how much of 805 00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:37,760 that to do it was to do with his mother dying too, you know, 806 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,480 like would he be in that mindset if it wasn't for that, Because 807 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,760 he's a guy, you know, his career kind of proves that he wasn't 808 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,840 that guy every every night, you know, every time he fought, and 809 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,280 you have to wonder if if that doesn't happen, does he still beat Tyson 810 00:59:51,159 --> 00:59:53,199 holy Field. That's why holy Field was the foil for Tyson, because holy 811 00:59:53,239 --> 00:59:55,960 Field, you know, had had the chin, the perfect the iron chin, 812 00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,840 and and you know just just kind of I could take a beating. 813 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,800 And then once Tyson felt like he wasn't hurting you, he always got frustrated. 814 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,280 Yeah, I mean I wish Douglas, you know, most people kind 815 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:13,440 of remember him for that holy Field fight. I just think it was, 816 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,559 you know, to grow up as dirt force. He did, and he 817 01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:21,760 got a fucking check for twenty four million dollars. Like, yeah, he 818 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,960 was broke four hours after that. I guarantee him. He was so talented 819 01:00:27,039 --> 01:00:31,320 as a boxer, and his career probably falls in between the holy Field fight 820 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:36,559 and the Tyson fight. Maybe not as good as you know, being Tyson, 821 01:00:36,639 --> 01:00:39,960 but certainly not as bad as you know, holy Field made him out 822 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:45,639 to be. Just so many interestings. And Mike Weavers another guy made eighties 823 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:52,400 guy who you know, he just had the unfortunate timing of boxing and Tyson's 824 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:57,800 prime. You know, put Mike Weaver in the seventies or nineties. He's 825 01:01:00,079 --> 01:01:02,800 who else that It was one of the there's a great documentary on I think 826 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:07,280 he's still on Amazon Prime. Mid eighties, early nineties. Guy by the 827 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:13,199 name of Michael Doakes. Um, I don't remember him, Oh dude. 828 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:17,800 He was good, like very fast, great puncher, you know, just 829 01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:23,239 you know he had his you know, fifteen minutes of famous the champ, 830 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:28,599 I think, uh. And then it's kind of a set. You know 831 01:01:28,679 --> 01:01:31,000 in these heavyweight boxes. Man, they when they fall, they fall hard 832 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,840 too. Yeah, I mean look at over him. You know, he's 833 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:46,239 the Monster Pride and uh not New Japan that's wrestling, but k One uh 834 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,559 yeah. And then he comes here. He's kind of in his prime, 835 01:01:50,639 --> 01:01:54,159 but he's has to be tested down the UFC and he's not quite as good. 836 01:01:54,400 --> 01:02:00,119 And then it just starts getting kold. Yeah, and then it's just 837 01:02:00,239 --> 01:02:05,880 fucking down hill from there. Did you is it you have a fucking NFL 838 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,679 podcast you're doing now? Or you what is this that I see you posted? 839 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:13,800 We Uh Well, basically it was a test run for these two guys, 840 01:02:14,719 --> 01:02:21,199 um, because they want to do uh, their version of an NFL 841 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,880 Picks show. So I'm not sure if we're doing it anymore, but I 842 01:02:23,119 --> 01:02:27,320 have fun doing it. Like, you know, they're the knowledgeable guys, 843 01:02:28,599 --> 01:02:31,679 you know, both of them. Like or if you're a legit NFL fan, 844 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:36,039 you follow like the entire NFL. You're a big Steelers fan, but 845 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,239 you don't just follow Steelers, you're into the entire reality show that is the 846 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:45,000 NFL season. Yeah, I mean, I'm a smart enough to have be 847 01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:46,519 the third guy. You know. I was just showing them how to do 848 01:02:46,679 --> 01:02:51,159 it, um right, So I'm not sure if they're doing it on their 849 01:02:51,199 --> 01:02:58,880 own now or whatnot. But I'm studying enough about the game to uh know 850 01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:01,360 what I'm talking about. His pick it the guy, then his pick it 851 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:07,079 as a steel Now you see how you guys are slipping up here. I'm 852 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,039 not talking to ship, but I'm saying you're like, oh, fuck I 853 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,719 have this is the position I didn't want to be in it as far as 854 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:15,480 win losses go. And you got this new quarterback. Now you're round to 855 01:03:15,519 --> 01:03:20,119 know, like, with this quarterback class that's coming out, are you thinking, 856 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,039 no, I'm all in on the pick it? It's fine. Are 857 01:03:22,119 --> 01:03:24,400 you like Hey, we better be looking at, you know, fucking some 858 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:29,280 of these other guys, Strout and all these other kids coming out. I 859 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,519 mean, I don't I don't think trabiscuity was the problem. I don't think 860 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:36,199 you know, pick ITT's first game he lost thirty five to three. So 861 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,119 he's not the answer right now. I think that the problem is the offensive 862 01:03:40,199 --> 01:03:44,920 coordinator, Matt Canada. I'm sure he's a great coordinator, but he's just 863 01:03:45,079 --> 01:03:46,880 not the right guy for this team. I mean, you know, if 864 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:54,639 you look at Steelers receivers, you have or you had Claypool Chicago. But 865 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,519 let's let's for the sake of the arguments, say you're still on the steel 866 01:03:58,519 --> 01:04:02,679 As you have Claypool, Johns and Pickings, friar Mouth as the tight end 867 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:10,800 and now she Harris probably one of the better receiving running backs and like so 868 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:15,960 there's a single coverage on someone of that group at all. So just I 869 01:04:16,039 --> 01:04:21,639 don't think Trubisky or pick It is set up for success with Canada. You 870 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:27,239 know, it's so right. I don't think he's the guy with Canada there, 871 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,159 but I don't think Canada. I have a feeling he won't be brought 872 01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:34,880 back next season. Um, so yeah, you're so right though, picking 873 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:38,639 I mean, I really like Pickings. I think he's a good receiver and 874 01:04:40,559 --> 01:04:45,239 he's going to be the new h Metcalf of this league. Not body wise, 875 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:50,159 but like he makes us one handed grad. Is he fast too? 876 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,159 I don't think he's like has he leads speed, but he's pretty fast. 877 01:04:56,519 --> 01:05:00,039 Um. And you know Johnson, he might have dropish from time to time, 878 01:05:00,079 --> 01:05:04,840 but he's the top five receiver in the league. But in Friar Muse 879 01:05:05,199 --> 01:05:10,320 he's the new Kelsey. I think, oh yeah, that guy's good too. 880 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:15,800 You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gentry the backup tide and 881 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,599 he's not he's like six to eight like he's He's a nice target. And 882 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:26,679 the offensive line is which has always been the weakness the last ten years, 883 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,840 They've probably been the best part of the offense. But I just think they 884 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,920 need you know, even towards Trabisky's run. You know, it was said 885 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:39,320 that he wanted to call other players in the huddle because he saw things that 886 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:44,639 you know, hey, Johnson's open deep, but Canada like says like six 887 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:49,800 yard dunk passes. So I just think until they get rid of to answer 888 01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:56,079 your question, he's not the guy with Canada as the coordinator. But going 889 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:59,920 in the next year and that's your quarterback, Well, I think, well, 890 01:06:00,559 --> 01:06:04,239 you know, the Steelers are in that weird position of they're not bad 891 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:10,599 enough to get the first one or two picks. They're not You'll be picking 892 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,320 thirteen fifteen somewhere in the top I mean, four out of the top six 893 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,519 teams this year if you look, are gonna end up picking quarterbacks. So 894 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,760 you gotta be you gotta be really bad or you're not getting a quarterback. 895 01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:26,159 But that's I think it would benefit the Steelers so much if they could, 896 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,079 and you don't want them to lose on purpose, but if they could somehow 897 01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:34,679 wiggle their way into the top six knowing that hey, they don't need a 898 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:42,119 quarterback, they could get the best position player in the draft. It's uncontested, 899 01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:48,519 like because everyone there's so many teams that need a quarterback. So you 900 01:06:48,599 --> 01:06:51,159 know, they're an interesting team. You know, they're in that no man's 901 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,280 land. They're not you know what. But you know, I also think 902 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:59,320 they're not as And I'm a homer for sure, but I'm pretty honest. 903 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:04,440 I didn't know that you are you you have a boyfriend, then Homo Erectus. 904 01:07:09,079 --> 01:07:11,719 There are three and six right now. And if they had t J. 905 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,599 Watt for those games, you know, injuries happened, so they didn't. 906 01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:17,000 That's true. That that's a big that's a big one though. I 907 01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:23,239 think they win the Miami game, they win the since the game they lost 908 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,760 by I think three points, and there was another game where they lost by 909 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,760 three or four points. He's that much of it. There's maybe five difference 910 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,920 makers in this league. He's one of them. Um, you even saw 911 01:07:35,079 --> 01:07:40,440 last week he made several players. And now that you have Hid Smith on 912 01:07:40,559 --> 01:07:45,320 the other side, that guy's good. Man. I have both of them 913 01:07:45,039 --> 01:07:53,280 hitting the quarterbacks. So I play Falcons players and I think Atlanta this year. 914 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:57,760 Yeah, but they're just in that weird space, if you know, 915 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,119 unless you're picking in the time five, it's a crapshoot. Yeah, yeah, 916 01:08:02,519 --> 01:08:04,440 yeah, dude. I mean I feel the same way, don't you. 917 01:08:04,639 --> 01:08:08,840 Jason. Being in the NFC South, you're one, You're one good 918 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:12,639 draft in a decent off season away from winning the NFC South, So you 919 01:08:12,719 --> 01:08:15,119 can kind of bounce back fast as long as you We could be at six 920 01:08:15,359 --> 01:08:21,039 seven Falcons could be a six seven win team and be picking fucking fifteen, 921 01:08:23,119 --> 01:08:28,600 or we could be a seven eight win team and fucking win the division and 922 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,840 be picking twentieth, and you go, we're not even a five hundred team. 923 01:08:31,079 --> 01:08:34,680 We won this shitty division. We're gonna get blown out in the playoffs, 924 01:08:35,159 --> 01:08:40,760 and now we're fucking we're picking eight boxs later, which is starting to 925 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,680 feel like Tampa's figuring it out. You know, Brady's starting to look like 926 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,199 Brady and the fourth quarter, I think they're probably gonna pull away. But 927 01:08:48,079 --> 01:08:50,000 you know, I mean, all you gotta if you can just get it 928 01:08:50,039 --> 01:08:54,079 a little bit better because Brady ain't gonna be there forever, and then Tampa's 929 01:08:54,079 --> 01:08:57,720 gonna drop like a stone, I think, And uh, who you know, 930 01:08:58,079 --> 01:09:01,039 anybody anybody could win that DIVI Vision And you said you guys got a 931 01:09:01,079 --> 01:09:04,680 lot of cap space coming up to Falcons. I think I think the Falcons 932 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:10,600 is second in cap space. Everybody's young. Our rookie quarterback who was the 933 01:09:11,159 --> 01:09:16,720 second quarterback taken after pick it, Desmond Ritter. His kid's just been holding 934 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:21,359 the court. He looked great in the preseason. They say his comp you 935 01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:28,199 know what his comp was, Uh, Marioda, that's close. No, 936 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:34,039 Nel Carter nela maybe B B B B bubble. But they said that his 937 01:09:34,159 --> 01:09:43,640 comp was Marcus Mariota. That makes make a better decision maker and stronger arm 938 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,960 Marcus Mariota. Okay, so like Mariota, but a good arm, good 939 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,199 at deciding who to throw the ball too, and good at being quarterback. 940 01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:54,760 Cool. That's good, that's what you want. So not like Mariota at 941 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:59,600 all, that's what you're saying. What's the Mariota comp? You mean he 942 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:00,680 can run aund little bit? Is that what they mean by that? Seriously, 943 01:10:01,199 --> 01:10:04,119 we could, we could run a pro offense. Run if pest sult 944 01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:06,319 getting no, But I mean, what's the is he mobile? I mean, 945 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:10,720 that's it, right, that's what they mean by that. Mariota's just 946 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:14,479 I mean, he's like garbage. So the Falcons, right, think the 947 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:19,399 Falcons draft Ridder, The Falcons draft this guy. Then they signed Mariota to 948 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:26,399 a two year fucking contract. Uh. And our coaching staff is the people 949 01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:31,319 from Tennessee the drafted Mariota. So Mariota is there for a fucking maybe twenty 950 01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:36,479 one games to fucking till this guy's ready to take over? Is the plan? 951 01:10:38,079 --> 01:10:41,159 Are they starting in this week? They are? Right? Mary Yoda 952 01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:43,000 is starting this week? Oh is he? I thought you said they were 953 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,680 gonna start ridder. I said, there's the clamoring has started him, because 954 01:10:47,279 --> 01:10:49,760 just go ahead and let him do it, man, because Mariota has been 955 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:55,479 being Mariota making just ruding runner and they just fucking slinging it just to get 956 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,880 rid of it. And like that, just play that played that played against 957 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,680 the Panthers where he was just falling onto the ground and it's like, right, 958 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:04,319 I'm gonna throw it over there. You know, I don't know he 959 01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:09,560 doesn't so to me, I don't know, he's not gonna fucking do that 960 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:13,039 stupid fucking shit. But we'll see. But eventually. That's why I asked 961 01:11:13,079 --> 01:11:16,279 you that question, Earl, because we got this guy right after you got 962 01:11:16,319 --> 01:11:20,800 your guy, and I'm like, hey, if we're going to be maybe 963 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:25,199 looking for a quarterback, if we don't have our guy, we got to 964 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:28,840 see what this kid can do and kick the tires a little bit since we're 965 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:31,960 probably not gonna make that playoffs anyway. Because if we don't need a quarterback 966 01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:34,760 next year because our third round pick looks like he's the guy next year, 967 01:11:35,279 --> 01:11:40,960 that's a very look surxurious place to be when four of the fucking top eight 968 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,159 picks are going to be quarterbacks, that means you're really picking around nine if 969 01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:49,960 you're picking at fourteen because you're not in the quarterback sweepstakes. Well, I 970 01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:58,199 think it also depends on you know, you could go into any sport and 971 01:11:59,319 --> 01:12:02,600 you don't tell that into this. Uh you know, it's your needs now 972 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:08,279 or or the potential of who you draft in four years. You know. 973 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:14,159 It's like right, like in hockey, you you your biggest need might be 974 01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:17,560 a goaltending and you can draft the best goaltender in the league or in the 975 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,840 draft, but they're not gonna be ready for three or four years. Like 976 01:12:23,079 --> 01:12:28,319 so it's like, you know, the Steelers are set offensively for the next 977 01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:33,039 decade with the group they have we're getting. Yeah, so it's hard to 978 01:12:33,159 --> 01:12:38,279 say, you know, until they get a coordinator in there who you know, 979 01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:42,199 Like I said, when Trubisky was playing, he wasn't the problem, 980 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:46,000 like, um, you know, so, yeah, well Trubisky has had 981 01:12:46,039 --> 01:12:51,720 some bad luck. I mean yeah, no, I mean, he's just 982 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:55,760 a game manager guy. But yeah, I mean I I yeah, I 983 01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,279 feel bad for him a little bit. I feel like he could have he 984 01:12:58,399 --> 01:13:00,840 probably could have done just as well as pickets to him right now. Yeah, 985 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,399 I mean I felt bad for him because you know, but I also 986 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:09,119 felt bad for pick It because you know, Steeler fans are hardcore, like 987 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:15,079 it's winning all or busts. Yeah, I think they sense an opening now, 988 01:13:15,199 --> 01:13:17,520 you know, you know, we can talk about boxers and certain eras 989 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:23,239 and it's just unfortunate. I mean, Roethlisberger probably went't another two Super Bowls 990 01:13:23,279 --> 01:13:28,880 if you know, Brady wasn't in his fucking crime and you know, maybe 991 01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:34,159 the greatest team sports athlete. I don't know outside of Gretzky. You know, 992 01:13:34,199 --> 01:13:40,439 it just sucked for Roethlisberger. We'd probably have two more Bowls. So 993 01:13:41,159 --> 01:13:44,600 I think with I think Steeler fantacy an opening. Now, okay, there's 994 01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:47,359 not really I mean, there's Jackson and Baltimore, but you know Brady, 995 01:13:48,359 --> 01:13:53,199 you know, and we can get back to our glory days if we if 996 01:13:53,239 --> 01:13:56,640 we do this right. But because the defense is good, you know, 997 01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:01,479 Fitzpatrick and what Hayward and even though he's at the somewhat at the end of 998 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:09,880 his career, high Smith is uh, definitely an unexpected pleasure. But the 999 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:16,840 play calling just leaves me. You know, I just I'm just an idiot 1000 01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:19,880 fan. I hate it when fans we'll we'll put it in this goaltender he's 1001 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:25,880 better. I'm sure Canada has his raisins, but it's just head scratch. 1002 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:33,840 And given the offensive weapons that yeah, like he's gotten a legit five receivers 1003 01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:41,399 Harris included, and you're you're doing these I don't know high school dunk players, 1004 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,439 which that was the book on Picket though, right, Pickett was not 1005 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:46,600 a big arm. He's not gonna be a guy who's gonna send it down 1006 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:51,560 the field. Yeah, I mean he's kind of zaned for having small hands 1007 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:56,640 for an NFL quarterback. Yeah, that was the Alex Smith thinks you Yeah, 1008 01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:00,680 well, especially when you look at his predecessor. I have to supriter 1009 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,399 who has like this man, Like the football looked like a baseball in his 1010 01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:10,720 hands, and you know he was known for you know, deep deep passes. 1011 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:15,039 I mean, just as an idiot man, I kind of was infatuated 1012 01:15:15,039 --> 01:15:21,239 by Malik Willis uh the Titans. Yeah yeah, he played last week. 1013 01:15:21,359 --> 01:15:26,159 Right, how do you look? Yeah, I mean I think it looks 1014 01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:30,199 bad so far. He's very raw. He's raw, for sure, Like 1015 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,359 I think the game looks fast to him watching him, it looks like the 1016 01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:40,399 game. It looks very, very shockingly fast to him, which is that's 1017 01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:43,279 how it looked for you know, what's his name with Chicago too, He's 1018 01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:46,760 he's finally starting to kind of turn into a quarterback now. But Dave annoying 1019 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,199 to this guy. I mean, great, he's fine, and the Falcons 1020 01:15:49,239 --> 01:15:55,199 play him this week justin fields. But I'm telling you they were gonna fucking 1021 01:15:55,399 --> 01:16:00,800 hang this guy ten quarters ago, easy, ten quarters ago. Guys, 1022 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,199 not the right guy. They fucked up with their draft pick. Blah blah 1023 01:16:03,239 --> 01:16:08,199 blow who there should the Bears get? Fucking you know, well, even 1024 01:16:08,319 --> 01:16:11,079 now James scrout, if you look, I mean, it's not like he's 1025 01:16:11,119 --> 01:16:15,000 throwing the ball over the place. He's winning by running the ball. Yeah, 1026 01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:18,159 it's got like six hundred yards rushing in three games. He's about three 1027 01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:24,279 hundred passing yards. He's in the SIVIY quarterback rushing record. And now they're 1028 01:16:24,319 --> 01:16:26,399 like, oh, this guy's finally, this guy's great. I go, 1029 01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,520 he's running for his life. The guy, he says, hike, he's 1030 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,159 running for his life. He's playing fucking street ball, you know, out 1031 01:16:32,199 --> 01:16:35,840 in the field, fucking uh, he's playing in the snow, little kid 1032 01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:40,560 like. Okay, here, here is the yards totals the last five games. 1033 01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:44,640 One sixty seven, one twenty three, one fifty one, one seventy 1034 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,640 nine, one nineties. Those are passing yards. He hasn't broken two hundred 1035 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,920 yards in the five games and maybe longer than that. That's all I have 1036 01:16:50,039 --> 01:16:53,920 here. Okay, what about rushing yards in those games? Yeah, that's 1037 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,880 what I'm saying. He's doing it by running. He's not. I mean, 1038 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:59,319 he's are those numbers, let me see, I know they're great. 1039 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,479 Let's see one hundred and forty seven yards rushing is Detroit, one seventy eight 1040 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:06,840 against Miami, sixty against Dallas, eighty two against New New England, and 1041 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:13,920 then eighty eight against Washington. He's gonna have one hundred forty one yard heath 1042 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,439 weight. Hang on, let me think about it, because this will come 1043 01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:24,119 out before the fucking Falcons Bears game. Whatever the over under is on justin 1044 01:17:24,199 --> 01:17:29,399 fields rushing on Sunday, Punchuck fans take that over. I'm gonna say he's 1045 01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:36,039 gonna have one hundred and fifty seven yards rushing and a rushing touchdown. Put 1046 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:41,119 that in the fucking bank. Put that right in the bank. You you 1047 01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:45,279 guys are gonna watch the World Cup. I'll watch it. I'm excited for 1048 01:17:45,359 --> 01:17:48,560 it. Did you see ga Qatar at the last minute band alcohol at the 1049 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:53,359 stadiums. They had this whole they have a deal sponsorship deal with Budweiser. 1050 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:58,279 Budweiser tweeted out today awkward. They deleted the tweet. But but Qatar, 1051 01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:02,359 you know, the whole the whole premise of them having the World Cup was 1052 01:18:02,359 --> 01:18:05,600 gonna be that they're going to kind of westernize and modernize at least at the 1053 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:10,520 stadiums. And now at the very last minute, right the weekend before, 1054 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:14,039 the day before the World Cup starts, based two days before, they're like, 1055 01:18:14,119 --> 01:18:15,279 you know what, We're not gonna do booze at the stadiums. Isn't 1056 01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:21,319 it crazy? I mean, that's definitely not gonna go over. The only 1057 01:18:21,399 --> 01:18:26,960 drink that's allowed is bud zero. There's gonna be a bunch of people going 1058 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:31,000 around drinking non alcoholic beers at the games. Isn't it crazy that that's ridiculous? 1059 01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:34,359 You know how fucking hot it's gonna be there, like one hundred and 1060 01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:42,439 twenty, Like that's like the regular temperature there. So it's almost glad they 1061 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:48,039 didn't serve booze there because you imagine the shape of the fans like it'd be 1062 01:18:48,119 --> 01:18:53,000 like at a rave or something like that. Midway through the second half, 1063 01:18:53,239 --> 01:18:58,760 it's one hundred and twenty if not higher, and you're fucking trying to dry 1064 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:05,960 out from the three buds and you've gone just just right. United States. 1065 01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:13,199 United States starts Monday against Wales. They should win that. Then they play 1066 01:19:13,279 --> 01:19:15,960 England and then they have a Ran which is gonna be that'll be interesting. 1067 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:19,640 They should get out of the group. They might not. Uh, I'm 1068 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:23,279 pretty excited for it though. It's you know, we didn't qualify last time 1069 01:19:23,319 --> 01:19:27,920 around, so it's just nice to be. Probably rol Before we get going, 1070 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,119 I'm want to do a little quick segment with you that we do with 1071 01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:34,079 all of our Uh did he tweet something bad? No, I just went 1072 01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:39,479 through Twitter. Probably here here's a little segment I'll have to call, Hey, 1073 01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,000 why did you tweet that? But bad news for you? Earl. 1074 01:19:43,119 --> 01:19:47,279 Sorry? Oh, I mean, I mean if I ever made it, 1075 01:19:47,359 --> 01:19:50,840 I would delete in whatever making it is. I mean it's different to everyone. 1076 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:57,680 On November third, why did you tweet at the comedy star, I 1077 01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,920 dare you to take away my main room spot, you faggots. Ps. 1078 01:20:01,159 --> 01:20:06,439 MLA's pussy stinks. Why did you tweet? Oh? I don't think I 1079 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:12,039 did. Wow, it's right. Look it's right here in the tweets. 1080 01:20:12,319 --> 01:20:15,359 It looks that looks legit to me. That looks very well. What about 1081 01:20:15,399 --> 01:20:18,720 this one? This? Do you tweeted this the other night? Uh? 1082 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:25,760 Hey, at Minny Cummings, stop calling me a mentor stay in your lane, 1083 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:30,479 cunt, you said, and it was. It says he tweeted that 1084 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:32,319 just the other night. Is that when he tweeted it just the other night? 1085 01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:35,560 That's what it says. Yeah, I mean his story he told earlier 1086 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:40,119 corroborates. That's how could I have made that up? Wow, I don't 1087 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:44,279 recall saying, well you also you were you were blacked out? Oh? 1088 01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:49,319 Interesting a right, I don't evily if you're watching this, and I'm assuming 1089 01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:59,880 you're not, but just in case there's no chance ever seen, I'm banking 1090 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:01,760 on it. But knowing my luck, this is the first time, Oh, 1091 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:09,920 Earl's on my Tibo, And yeah, there's no chance. I mean, 1092 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:15,439 I've I don't. I mean, it's probably the worst tweet I've ever 1093 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:19,720 put out. Actually, Jeff Ross messaged me a minute later told me, 1094 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:25,119 hey, take that down. Really, he's so self serving. It was 1095 01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:30,159 only because it would make him look bad. There, I'll never forget it. 1096 01:21:30,279 --> 01:21:34,560 There was an episode on CNN where Don Lemon is doing a thing on 1097 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:41,319 how comfortable people are saying the in word, and so he gets a Q 1098 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:47,920 card and holds up a Q card with um the words spelled out. So 1099 01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:54,960 so I take a screenshot of that and I said, hey, congratulations there 1100 01:21:55,159 --> 01:22:00,560 CNN and Q card guy. And you know it's just as stupid. No, 1101 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:04,119 that's funny. Yeah, it's good. That's funny. It's just um 1102 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:12,640 yeah, right before roast battle go on TV and I'll get Jeff this. 1103 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:20,359 I hate that guy's guts for many reasons, but he is savvy about he 1104 01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:26,520 must have moles everywhere. I'm sure someone tweeted or Dy Skill just you better 1105 01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:30,000 go on skates Twitter, and Jeff was like, Hey, that's a really 1106 01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:34,600 funny tweet, bro, but could you take it down. It's easy to 1107 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:40,680 have a show, it's easy to have moles when you look like one. 1108 01:22:41,399 --> 01:22:44,399 Oh my god, don't get you started. I guess everybody just gave up 1109 01:22:44,479 --> 01:22:48,479 calling Ari huh, that's it's like just he goes. Did you see him 1110 01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:54,640 the other day when sorry I lost I lost you guys for a second. 1111 01:22:55,479 --> 01:22:57,960 O. Yeah, we're here. We're here for you. Baby. I 1112 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,439 don't got you. Yeah. I can't hear anything, Jason, you're gonna 1113 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:05,039 Oh okay, well you are? Um oh I'm back? Okay there? 1114 01:23:06,359 --> 01:23:10,720 How did I do hacking? N Sorry? What were you? What were 1115 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:15,399 you saying, Jenny? I have no idea? Well, uh, I'm 1116 01:23:15,399 --> 01:23:17,920 talking about all have you seen that he's trying to get a six million views 1117 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:21,239 on the specials because that's you know, the number of people who died in 1118 01:23:21,279 --> 01:23:30,560 the Holocaust. That's yeah, of course, such a dip shitch. Earl. 1119 01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,479 Do you have any dates coming up that you want to plug? You 1120 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:36,760 want to plug in your podcast? What do you got have going on for 1121 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:42,159 dates out the gates? I mean really just that you can find me everywhere 1122 01:23:42,199 --> 01:23:46,279 at at Earl's skate goal um e A r L s k A k e 1123 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:49,399 L. And you know, after you listen to Punch Drunk, listen to 1124 01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:56,079 Inappropriate Earl U. After you listen to Inappropriate Earl, listen to the Comedy 1125 01:23:56,159 --> 01:24:00,600 Store wrestling podcasts H and uh, you know, I'm at the comedy store 1126 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:05,279 a few times a week and h hopefully in a few months mine not so 1127 01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:11,199 special will be special and out to the masses. I can't wait to see 1128 01:24:11,279 --> 01:24:12,920 that that. When you told me about that, I go, Wow, 1129 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,720 that's such a funny idea, and all the people that are doing it are 1130 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:16,720 fun you know, I go, I can't wait to ruin ruin that. 1131 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,199 I didn't know if it was a secret. I didn't know it. I 1132 01:24:20,279 --> 01:24:24,880 didn't. I was just That's why I kind of tiptoed around it there. 1133 01:24:25,279 --> 01:24:28,239 I was devastated. A couple of months ago. I didn't know Davey Boy 1134 01:24:28,319 --> 01:24:30,520 Smith died and you know, like twenty years ago, and I found that 1135 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:32,760 he was one of my favorite wrestlers. I found that. I was I 1136 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:38,920 was so sad. I haven't watched wrestling and my favorite wrestler actually had something 1137 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:45,520 to do with his death. And Hight they brought the Ultimate Warrior back to 1138 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:53,399 fight Hogan and the Warrior Shick. I mean, it's I mean, we 1139 01:24:53,479 --> 01:24:56,680 all know the wrestling. It's you know, obviously scripted and all that, 1140 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,800 but it was pretty funny. How I'm ninety eight, they were still holding 1141 01:25:00,119 --> 01:25:02,960 to the illusion. So you know, Hogan would be in the ring cutting 1142 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:06,479 the speech and then all of a sudden, the lights go off, smoke 1143 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:11,039 fills the arena, and the warrior just comes up through a trap door in 1144 01:25:11,119 --> 01:25:16,359 the ring and Davy boy, I don't know when, but at some point 1145 01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:23,439 was body slammed on the trap door and it didn't give you know, it 1146 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:28,680 was just like a steel door or something, and fucked up his back so 1147 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,720 much that you know, he really got into the pain pills and shit. 1148 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:36,319 So it's a track. I liked him, like the year. I like 1149 01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:41,640 the bad guys, I mean, and they all die like my favorite bad 1150 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:46,399 guys, Rick Rude, Yeah, Ricky, but he uh, he was 1151 01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:53,760 so fucking tough that he was wrestling Sting in Japan, and you know, 1152 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:58,199 the ring in Japan was set up differently, so there was an exposed edge 1153 01:25:58,279 --> 01:26:03,279 and Sting jumped through the ring, you know that move where they jumped through 1154 01:26:03,319 --> 01:26:12,720 the ropes and they hand on the guy outside and Rudes back exposed edge and 1155 01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:17,680 he literally broke his back. Oh god, but he was so fucking tough, 1156 01:26:18,199 --> 01:26:21,920 and I don't think he told Sting, or maybe Sting didn't hear him, 1157 01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:27,760 and so Sting body slams him again with the broken back, and Rude 1158 01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:31,520 finished the match, like, but he got the same thing, you know, 1159 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:38,800 so addicted to pain pills and he has probably might I mean, obviously 1160 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:43,560 I wish he was still alive. But the rumors about his death were he 1161 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,640 injected by agger into his dick, like he thought, oh, let's just 1162 01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:56,159 go the I mean, I mean it may. It makes sense, I 1163 01:26:56,239 --> 01:27:01,319 mean it really does. And theory you like, I guess instead of taking 1164 01:27:01,359 --> 01:27:06,479 a pill, haven't go through your stomach muscles. Yeah, what the girl's 1165 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:10,560 coming over like in two minutes, She's like, I'm here, surprised. 1166 01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:17,199 I'll just put it directly into my not his balls. But that's how he's 1167 01:27:17,279 --> 01:27:24,119 how he died. Well, the rumors are, oh, no affection and 1168 01:27:24,319 --> 01:27:31,000 his ball from his balls blew up to like the size of water mills, 1169 01:27:31,399 --> 01:27:34,680 so they had to cut his balls off and he killed them. Da Oh 1170 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:39,960 my god, oh my god. It's the funniest I'll send you the ron 1171 01:27:40,039 --> 01:27:45,520 Lyle fight. But there's another clip of the Honky Tonk Man talking about Rick 1172 01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:49,000 Rud's death, and it's so funny because you think, like, if either 1173 01:27:49,079 --> 01:27:53,319 one of you guys died or I died, and you guys were asked, 1174 01:27:53,359 --> 01:27:56,159 Hey, what do you think about the girl's death? You might make a 1175 01:27:56,279 --> 01:28:00,399 joke, but we loved him. He was the honkytok man, like in 1176 01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:04,199 the back warming up for a match. Yeah, yeah, I heard he 1177 01:28:04,319 --> 01:28:11,199 just injected by a grando his dick and he thought he could bang a lot 1178 01:28:11,279 --> 01:28:17,039 of broads and his balls flew up, so he just killed him. What 1179 01:28:17,239 --> 01:28:26,600 the hell, man, It's not so much what he's saying, but just 1180 01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:31,880 the complete lack of empathy. Yeah, he could thought he could bang a 1181 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:36,199 lot of broads, you know. And he's he's doing this weird like like 1182 01:28:36,319 --> 01:28:41,760 he's warming up his arm and like he's trying to show the camera's ripped and 1183 01:28:42,399 --> 01:28:45,479 it's the funniest thing because he has no muffle definition, so he's he's like 1184 01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:51,159 making the arm pose like that and like there's nothing moving. It's like a 1185 01:28:51,279 --> 01:28:57,720 reverse bicep. You see his tricep? Fat? Oh no, dude, 1186 01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:01,279 did you watch the last thing? Did you watch that that horrible Rick Flair 1187 01:29:01,399 --> 01:29:06,000 farewell, uh card from like a couple of months back that they did in 1188 01:29:06,159 --> 01:29:11,000 like Nashville. It was so sad. I was there. Oh oh, 1189 01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:14,319 I watched that. I mean, it's just he's like, I mean he 1190 01:29:14,359 --> 01:29:17,560 could barely get around the ring. Well, I was on the Rick Flair 1191 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:20,520 Roast. Was it sad? There? Was it sad in person? Like 1192 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:25,239 did you feel bad for him? The Rick Flair Ross was awesome because it 1193 01:29:25,359 --> 01:29:28,159 was well not the Rose that, but the that what was it called? 1194 01:29:28,199 --> 01:29:32,199 It was like, well it was a whole weekend. So like we did 1195 01:29:32,239 --> 01:29:35,319 the Rick Flair Ross and I got the roast Rick Flair. So I'm like, 1196 01:29:35,399 --> 01:29:39,880 I'm a kid in heaven man, like yeah, yeah, I mean 1197 01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:45,159 he's he's oh they made this for me. You know. It was I 1198 01:29:45,199 --> 01:29:48,319 don't know if you can uh, it's an Earl's skegle wrestling doll. Oh 1199 01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:54,680 that's cool man. I mean we've all been doing comedy a very long time 1200 01:29:54,760 --> 01:30:00,479 and we've had some cool experiences. But when Rick Flair's ex wife who was 1201 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:04,119 kind of handling him that week and everyone got one who was on the dais 1202 01:30:04,319 --> 01:30:08,439 but she's like, hey, you were Rick's favorite, and she shook my 1203 01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:14,520 hand and I'd rather like to get a wrestling dolls. So so that is 1204 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,319 Friday Night. It was great. Saturday Night they do like a comic con 1205 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:21,199 for wrestling and then Sunday night, it's the last match, and we were 1206 01:30:21,199 --> 01:30:29,119 all backstage and it was like I cried three times because legit, like I 1207 01:30:29,279 --> 01:30:33,960 met Lex Luger. I don't know, oh yeah, I don't know if 1208 01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:42,199 you can see this, uh might be player, But he signed it and 1209 01:30:43,119 --> 01:30:47,720 so I buy the doll. The doll was like two hundred dollars Jesus. 1210 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:51,840 But you waited, like you get to meet Lex Lugers, so you shake 1211 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:56,680 his hand or whatever, and he's like, young man. I'm like, 1212 01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:02,279 young man, bro, we're the same age. It's just because it's a 1213 01:31:02,359 --> 01:31:05,199 line of fourteen year olds an earl. Yeah, So he's just he's like 1214 01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:13,159 he's looking at ye hey, hey, young fella. Yeah, but he's 1215 01:31:13,239 --> 01:31:15,680 like not in the best condition, and he's like, would you want me? 1216 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:17,600 Do you want me to sign it? And I thought, oh no, 1217 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:20,520 no, it's all good, dude, Like I don't want I don't 1218 01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:25,439 say this to myself. I don't want to put you through any fucking extra 1219 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:30,279 physical exertion. And he literally grabbed He's like, no, I got hot 1220 01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:33,199 it, bro. So he opens the box and he grabs the pen like 1221 01:31:34,199 --> 01:31:41,039 like I'm grabbing this. Oh man, this is gonna be a fucking jacked 1222 01:31:41,039 --> 01:31:45,479 autograph. It's gonna be looking like it was written in Hebrew or something. 1223 01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:49,199 It looked pretty good, I'm telling you right now, I've got i'll be 1224 01:31:49,239 --> 01:31:55,000 one hundred autograph different things in my house. It's the most perfect autograph I've 1225 01:31:55,000 --> 01:32:01,960 ever seen it. So I started crying. Uh I met magnum Ta who 1226 01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:06,239 you know, you guys are, you know, probably young enough to not 1227 01:32:06,399 --> 01:32:09,479 know who he is. He was, I don't know who that was. 1228 01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:15,520 You know, he was like he's maum condoms for obviously rich. Uh, 1229 01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:21,279 but like I walked by him and you know, he's still pretty fucking jacked, 1230 01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:26,399 and uh, he looked like Tom Selleck but bigger, and he's in 1231 01:32:26,479 --> 01:32:30,720 a wheelchair. And so I've been down on one knee like I'm marrying him 1232 01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:36,960 because I didn't want him to. And uh, I just let me get 1233 01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:43,520 some water because I knew I was about to cry. So I literally stopped 1234 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,119 mid sentence to get him a bottle of water because I was crying. But 1235 01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:48,600 uh, the last matchress, I think I could say this, Yeah, 1236 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:53,560 I was talking to Jay Lethal before the match, That's who was his opponent, 1237 01:32:54,319 --> 01:33:00,279 and Jay Leethal is so fucking funny. He does his character called Black 1238 01:33:00,399 --> 01:33:06,199 Macheesemo, which is a black macho man. But he it's the greatest impression 1239 01:33:08,319 --> 01:33:14,239 I've ever seen in my wife. Wow. Can you guys play audio clips? 1240 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:18,000 Yeah yeah, I'll look it up Black Macheesemo's it look up Jay Lethal 1241 01:33:18,199 --> 01:33:25,000 Black Macheesemo and it's the first thing should be him walking in a backstage. 1242 01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pull it up. Just I know there's 1243 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:34,800 different, Just give me one second year. But he was one of one 1244 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:39,560 of them, is it? Is it? This right? Um? Shit, 1245 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:45,079 he's got it's got a thing of funny promos. However that no go 1246 01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:54,920 to the one Black machiesemou that one right there? This Yeah, it's really 1247 01:33:55,000 --> 01:34:04,399 funny how they do it right now it's down, Yeah, come on, 1248 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:31,319 that doesn't so the very first simeon what the world go sup? The passing 1249 01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:48,720 and we look at us the very check in the very garbot Choman. Randy 1250 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:57,760 Savage entered World Championship restow by the ring about the World Champion and he's like, 1251 01:34:57,840 --> 01:35:01,800 come on down, we all know who's right about I flipping Lanny Popo, 1252 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:06,840 the brother of the Bacho Man. He's obviously give it his a dorsement 1253 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:13,079 here to your race, world champion. What an endorsement that is the torch 1254 01:35:13,159 --> 01:35:18,239 bearer, the man who carries his family legacy. Lanny looks great too. 1255 01:35:21,479 --> 01:35:28,640 I want to hear him talk. Who's been as black that don the here 1256 01:35:29,199 --> 01:35:35,199 that mess so much to his brother. That's macho Man's actual jacket. Wow, 1257 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:39,079 that's that's crazy that it's in such good condition. I just want to 1258 01:35:39,119 --> 01:35:43,640 hear him brother had come. Yeah, I see. Uh. If I 1259 01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:46,000 had to get up in the morning and leave the house with one article of 1260 01:35:46,119 --> 01:35:51,119 clothing, it'd be these bad boys right here. But I had a superpower. 1261 01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:57,079 But would say it have to be controlling my range. Yeah, the 1262 01:35:57,199 --> 01:36:00,560 only man who could control his rage because I don't know if you know, 1263 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:06,239 but I gotta read that's uncontrollable when I stirt on the attack, you see 1264 01:36:06,279 --> 01:36:10,079 that. See what just happened there. I kind of had it under control 1265 01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:13,680 just for a little bit. Yeah, I mean I was gonna snap. 1266 01:36:14,319 --> 01:36:17,520 Yeah, but that wouldn't have been good bam for you for me either. 1267 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:24,279 Can you spell? Fine? Huh? Yeah, that's great. But one 1268 01:36:24,399 --> 01:36:28,640 more thing and I know we gotta go just He also does a black ric 1269 01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:40,199 flair look up. This guy's got a real fus Uh. I'm just gonna 1270 01:36:40,239 --> 01:36:43,560 look up Jay Lethal Ric Flair. What. But I'm curious now because I 1271 01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:47,079 watched those Flare highlights from the last match and it just it just made me 1272 01:36:47,239 --> 01:36:50,319 sad. Was it sad in person or was it was it cooler in person? 1273 01:36:50,359 --> 01:36:54,680 Because I just felt bad there Rick Flair. He wasn't moving around well, 1274 01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:57,239 you know, and he had trouble kind of getting over on a lot 1275 01:36:57,279 --> 01:37:00,159 of the moves. I mean, just a little bit of both. Like 1276 01:37:00,319 --> 01:37:03,880 Jay Lethal, Like two hours before the match, we were talking in like 1277 01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:09,720 the production room or something, and I think Jay Lethal has seen me talking 1278 01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:15,199 to Eric Bischoff, who I've become pretty good friends with, so you know, 1279 01:37:15,239 --> 01:37:18,479 I'm starting I'll be honestly, I'm starstruck because I'm that into wrestling and 1280 01:37:19,199 --> 01:37:24,800 Jay Lethal is so fucking nice and he's like, Dude, I'm a little 1281 01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:28,920 worried about the match. I'm like, why, dude's player's last match? 1282 01:37:29,039 --> 01:37:32,680 Everyone who's everyone is here tonight? Because Rick just told me he's not afraid 1283 01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:39,680 to die in the ring tonight. He's like, oh God, that's so 1284 01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:44,039 funny. Okay, tell me if it's one of these guys here. Yeah, 1285 01:37:44,119 --> 01:37:46,640 I mean it should be. It's like this, the tribute probably the 1286 01:37:47,159 --> 01:37:53,079 first, Yeah, try, we don't have to watch the whole Try the 1287 01:37:53,159 --> 01:37:55,880 six fifty six one, the second one, it's probably a little shorter. 1288 01:37:56,239 --> 01:38:16,760 We don't have to watch the whole thing. And whoa, God, his 1289 01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:24,920 hair was the best, wasn't it? One hundred percent? It was him. 1290 01:38:34,359 --> 01:38:39,840 Nature boy's not gonna be happy about this, speaking of Jane Lethal, 1291 01:38:40,560 --> 01:39:02,560 he's interrupted Rick Claire and his fortune faction. Whoa did I yeah, pump 1292 01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:16,319 right there say anything about the four Horsemen, the greatest group of manna to 1293 01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:25,960 ever grace God's green Earth. I didn't hear that time, because, as 1294 01:39:26,039 --> 01:39:30,680 far as I'm concerned, it looks like the horsemen were here, they took 1295 01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:36,880 a dump in the ring, and they left. That I'm gonna put on 1296 01:39:38,279 --> 01:39:45,479 connect right now. I had the privilege own to beyond the rail up and 1297 01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:56,079 down late nights parties, kissing the girls and making them cry with the horsemen, 1298 01:39:56,680 --> 01:40:01,760 you guys, as far as I'm con turned, or no horseman that 1299 01:40:01,960 --> 01:40:15,119 is disrespectful to me at miss Rustling and business, mirror, mirror on the 1300 01:40:15,239 --> 01:40:19,039 wall. Who is the fairest of the ball. Who waite you nat your 1301 01:40:19,119 --> 01:40:31,359 boy? Not that piss at jay lethal, Hey, rush back out, 1302 01:40:33,239 --> 01:40:39,239 that's right, come to Let's see you got you get drear roll like that? 1303 01:40:39,399 --> 01:40:43,159 See what you got? You're Oh, you're going the way that a 1304 01:40:43,439 --> 01:40:46,000 today? You want you want to see something heavy shot something? I want 1305 01:40:46,039 --> 01:40:50,560 to see it. My fass got wantch you on go with it? Yeah 1306 01:40:50,840 --> 01:41:04,760 you want to see? Yeah? Watch this? Who's driving right down? 1307 01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:12,000 Is the greatest you can deliver. See you can't be me, you can't 1308 01:41:12,039 --> 01:41:15,199 do me, and I'm cutting you off right out. You're come get off 1309 01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:19,199 now, you don't come off? Whoa Hey, don't you spoke a b 1310 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:30,439 whoa whoa? Don't you ride jack fried kiss stealing? We said of a 1311 01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:38,560 gun that could kiss any woman right here, even that fouling and rigging big 1312 01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:45,079 man, don't give it. Don't you be upset because they tirled space Mountain 1313 01:41:45,159 --> 01:41:54,119 down. Don't be upset? But hey because because old his side, oldest 1314 01:41:54,319 --> 01:42:08,439 ride, longest line. Whoo whoo whoo wreck Hey to me space dude, 1315 01:42:08,479 --> 01:42:15,159 you got bad. Let's see what you got drop watch that. This is 1316 01:42:15,199 --> 01:42:32,159 the same you don't watch who straight out? Whoo whoo whoo, whoa this 1317 01:42:32,399 --> 01:42:39,119 is so funny. That's the craziest thing. That's so funny. He's a 1318 01:42:39,199 --> 01:42:43,600 great wrestler too, So what's the what? So I started watching w W 1319 01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:45,720 a little bit again because I got into some old clips and then kind of 1320 01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:47,760 went and I wanted to check in on it to see what it was like. 1321 01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:51,000 Lately, I've noticed I see I've been in like it's almost like a 1322 01:42:51,039 --> 01:42:56,199 time capsule kind of situation, like I've been I haven't watched it in decades, 1323 01:42:56,279 --> 01:42:59,359 And then I started watching it again this year, and man, it's 1324 01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:01,760 changed a lot. Like the camera work now is so much more integral to 1325 01:43:01,840 --> 01:43:08,199 the show, like the way they cut on like strikes and there's zoomed, 1326 01:43:08,239 --> 01:43:11,199 a lot of zooming in and out that there wasn't in the nineties. Like 1327 01:43:11,279 --> 01:43:14,720 the last time I really watched it seriously was the Attitude era. It's it's 1328 01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:17,720 so much different now, Like the women are way more integral to the show. 1329 01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:21,359 It's Uh, I'm curious, what's the best promotion now, because I 1330 01:43:21,479 --> 01:43:26,560 I WWE was interesting. I don't I didn't quite get it. My favorite 1331 01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:31,800 guys were those uh what are they? The the guys that shoosh everybody? 1332 01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:36,840 You know what I'm talking about Lady Alpha Alpha Academy, that Alpha Yeah, 1333 01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:39,640 yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that. That's you know, 1334 01:43:39,760 --> 01:43:42,560 they're like comic relief. But what would you say is the best promotion? 1335 01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:47,239 Now? What depends on I mean, you know, you're you're never 1336 01:43:47,399 --> 01:43:54,439 gonna beat the ww and for production value, I mean they are like Spielberg. 1337 01:43:56,039 --> 01:43:59,199 You know, they're just it's a fifty year organization. But to me, 1338 01:43:59,399 --> 01:44:04,760 I'm much more of a fan of aw Um because they their their owners 1339 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:10,279 a billionaire and he's a wrestling fan. He's literally like me, are you 1340 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:16,000 or teams a couple billion dollars behind them, So which would be perfect for 1341 01:44:16,079 --> 01:44:21,079 me? Yeah, definitely. Uh so, I you know, they have 1342 01:44:21,199 --> 01:44:25,520 a guy, this guy right here. It's funny. He's the best bad 1343 01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:30,279 guy going right now. His uh, his name is m jf Um trying 1344 01:44:30,279 --> 01:44:36,159 to uh this thing is like a rich kid from Connecticut, almost like a 1345 01:44:36,279 --> 01:44:42,119 young Triple H with oh yeah, back when they still called him Hunters. 1346 01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:48,119 Yeah, but mjf is the best Mike skills going right now. Um he's 1347 01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:54,319 yeah, they have a pay per view tomorrow, it's there. They only 1348 01:44:54,399 --> 01:44:58,680 do four pay per views a year, so um. Oh That's good because 1349 01:44:58,680 --> 01:45:00,479 I feel like that I was looking to. I mean, they have one 1350 01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:03,680 every other week. It seems like, yeah, I mean so minutes, 1351 01:45:04,880 --> 01:45:10,479 um. But like tomorrow night, m JF is fighting John Moxley. Uh, 1352 01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:14,600 you know from the Sheetield and w W. Uh are they on a 1353 01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:17,199 network? Where are they on the you know, pay per view? They 1354 01:45:17,279 --> 01:45:27,039 are on TNT Wednesday and Friday night answer their shows and then uh, you 1355 01:45:27,119 --> 01:45:30,720 know for the old wrestling fans, they have actually Jay Lethal is teaming up 1356 01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:36,199 with Jeff Jarrett, uh from the Flair's Last match and they are fighting. 1357 01:45:36,439 --> 01:45:43,560 If you can believe this sting and uh, this young kid by the name 1358 01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:49,199 of Darby Allen, who is the bumps that this kid takes is he's gonna 1359 01:45:49,199 --> 01:45:53,840 be a fucking cripple at forty It's it's sting, is it? I mean 1360 01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:58,439 it's a That guy's a physical marble. How is he still how old is 1361 01:45:58,479 --> 01:46:01,159 he know things? Sixty three years old? Oh my god? Is he 1362 01:46:01,239 --> 01:46:04,199 still wearing the full face paint? Yeah? Full gear? I mean he 1363 01:46:04,279 --> 01:46:09,800 wears a long sleep T shirt. Now. Yeah, it's funny all the 1364 01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:12,840 old guys start wearing T shirts. I noticed, like I saw Sean Michaels 1365 01:46:12,840 --> 01:46:17,199 the other day fighting and they all but his thing. He's got these two 1366 01:46:17,279 --> 01:46:23,359 new gimmicks he does. It's really funny. Now he does these wacky high 1367 01:46:23,439 --> 01:46:29,760 flying spots um like he'll like it's pretty risky, like he'll jump off a 1368 01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:32,079 ladder and it's just the visual. I've seen a sixty three year old man 1369 01:46:32,319 --> 01:46:38,439 doing a pretty risky maneuver. Uh, it's pretty funny. And then the 1370 01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:44,920 funniest thing he does is like my favorite guy outside of MJF and AW is 1371 01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:49,399 this guy by the name of Kenny Omega. He's he's a new japan guy, 1372 01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:55,520 but he's he was in ww for a bit and uh his two sidekicks 1373 01:46:55,520 --> 01:47:00,760 of that tag team, the Young Bucks, and there he's a great great 1374 01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:05,359 wrestler. So one time Staying is wrestling with a couple other guys, Kenny 1375 01:47:05,399 --> 01:47:11,439 Omega and the Young Bucks, and the Young Bucks big finisher was a double 1376 01:47:12,239 --> 01:47:15,760 kind of super kick, like very much like Sean Michaels, but it's two 1377 01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:25,840 and so they hit Sting hard with a double super kick, and Sting no 1378 01:47:26,159 --> 01:47:30,399 cells that he just just looks at him and it's so far I'm not I'm 1379 01:47:30,439 --> 01:47:33,800 not doing it justice, but you know when someone hits their finisher, Yeah, 1380 01:47:34,079 --> 01:47:38,199 act like you shot. That's why the Undertaker that used to be his 1381 01:47:38,319 --> 01:47:41,760 move that he would he would like, you know, you do your finisher 1382 01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:45,079 on him, and the Undertaker would just stand there like this. Yeah, 1383 01:47:45,560 --> 01:47:49,800 and then Kenny Omega through him, I think through a table and you know, 1384 01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:56,920 impressive that sting at sixty three is doing a table spot and so he 1385 01:47:57,039 --> 01:48:00,479 goes through the table and so he's prone on the ground and then he just 1386 01:48:01,239 --> 01:48:05,399 sits up like this. Very undertakers like it just looks at Omegan. The 1387 01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:12,199 crowd's going nuts because it's just like, um, so they're really good. 1388 01:48:12,359 --> 01:48:16,520 I mean they've got some growing pains because, uh, you know Tony Kahn, 1389 01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:24,039 who's brother owns the Jaguars, you know the Jacksonville Oh is that the 1390 01:48:24,079 --> 01:48:29,560 guy who owns it? Okay, that's cool. Well Tony Moore runs aw. 1391 01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:32,279 I don't know if his brother has any involvement, but I'm sure being 1392 01:48:32,359 --> 01:48:38,159 billionaire brothers, there's probably some advice going back and forth. Yeah, him 1393 01:48:38,199 --> 01:48:42,880 giving him like fifty million dollars and be like me giving you fifty But that's 1394 01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:45,920 the you would say, that's the promotion that like shows the most deference to 1395 01:48:45,039 --> 01:48:48,000 like the old thing. Yeah, yeah, I mean they are definitely uh 1396 01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:53,159 you know, like they signed see Him Punk and then he got hurt Um 1397 01:48:53,640 --> 01:48:57,600 and then and they go after you know, like they signed Jeff Jared, 1398 01:48:57,800 --> 01:49:00,680 you know, like Tony's just a fan and so he's doing what I would 1399 01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:05,960 do. So but it's sometimes it's not the best because now he has a 1400 01:49:06,359 --> 01:49:14,640 very bloated roster and a lot of people there are unhappy because they're not being 1401 01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:17,439 used, Like because when you only have you know, like you know, 1402 01:49:17,520 --> 01:49:23,560 Monday night ross three hours. You know AWS flagship show, which is called 1403 01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:27,920 Dynamite, it's two hours, and then tonight is Rampage, which is one 1404 01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:32,720 hour. So literally WW if you count on NXTA, which is their minor 1405 01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:39,520 league program, that's two hours. They also have several other you know, 1406 01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:44,159 they have about seven hours of television and Raw Man, I swear Raw thee 1407 01:49:44,199 --> 01:49:46,680 They waste half of Raw trying to get me to get into women's tag team 1408 01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:50,159 wrestling though I just skip all it's I mean, it's fine, but I 1409 01:49:50,279 --> 01:49:55,680 can't get into that. I will say I do like aw's women's division because 1410 01:49:55,720 --> 01:49:59,319 they have a girl. She's actually a real life dentist named doctor Britt Baker. 1411 01:50:00,239 --> 01:50:06,239 She's like their heel and then she's a dentist in real life. And 1412 01:50:06,359 --> 01:50:10,159 I almost I met her last week at the Grow. She was on her 1413 01:50:10,199 --> 01:50:14,880 phone walking towards me, and I kind of scared her because my voice is 1414 01:50:14,920 --> 01:50:16,920 pretty booming. So I'm like, hey, you're the only reason I watch 1415 01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:23,279 AW and she tripped off the curb like that's that's a hey, that's a 1416 01:50:23,399 --> 01:50:27,439 dangerous curve there at the grove. It is kind of step on you. 1417 01:50:27,640 --> 01:50:32,680 But so they're you know, they're probably what did WW would consider their competition. 1418 01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:39,199 And then you have a Ring of Honor, which is a triple A 1419 01:50:39,399 --> 01:50:44,199 promotion, I guess, but Tony Khan bought that, so now he owns 1420 01:50:45,239 --> 01:50:47,399 So what's cool about that? As you see some Ring of Honor guys pop 1421 01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:51,720 up in AW for the surprise and vice versa. I don't know how you 1422 01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:58,159 keep up with all that, dude. I mean, I've had to the 1423 01:50:58,279 --> 01:51:01,640 first couple of episodes of the Comedies Wrestling Podcast. My co host is like 1424 01:51:02,119 --> 01:51:05,680 he's an ultramark, like he knows he could tell you about a wrestling match 1425 01:51:05,720 --> 01:51:15,399 in Uganda right now. So I felt out of what's the right word, 1426 01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:17,960 loyalty or whatever to him, like, I gotta watch some ship too. 1427 01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:20,680 It just can't be you know, I'm the funny guy, he's the brains. 1428 01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:24,720 But there were some episodes where like he would add, hey, what 1429 01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:27,760 you think about Omega and will as Spry in New Japan? I'm like, 1430 01:51:28,239 --> 01:51:34,720 uh uh when did it happen? That's so it is a lot of it's 1431 01:51:34,760 --> 01:51:38,800 finally not watching wrestling. This work to me. I've got to watch, 1432 01:51:39,239 --> 01:51:45,199 you know, like all these fucking different companies and but it's fun that it 1433 01:51:45,359 --> 01:51:48,239 beats having a regular John. That's so cool. You got to do that, 1434 01:51:48,439 --> 01:51:53,600 Rose. Go to Earl's instagram and you can see because you posted a 1435 01:51:53,680 --> 01:52:00,279 bunch of your roast Rose jokes from the actual uh roasting fucking the Ross. 1436 01:52:00,399 --> 01:52:03,319 Rick Flair was like, and to have him kiss me on the lips after 1437 01:52:03,399 --> 01:52:09,279 him go, hey, you are my favorite one. Thanks great. My 1438 01:52:09,399 --> 01:52:14,920 name's Earl, But thanks? What did he call? You? Call me 1439 01:52:15,079 --> 01:52:20,840 Ron? Ron Mexico? And if you want, I don't want anyone to 1440 01:52:21,479 --> 01:52:26,880 I get no extra I'll leave you guys with this because it's a typical skak 1441 01:52:26,920 --> 01:52:30,600 will move. So I won't say who, but you know, there's a 1442 01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:32,680 three hour Ross, so it was very long to be up there on that 1443 01:52:32,840 --> 01:52:39,119 stage. And uh, well your first joke was three hours. Well I 1444 01:52:39,199 --> 01:52:41,960 did do it, Jeff Ross joke that made no sense, but I still 1445 01:52:42,039 --> 01:52:45,159 got it in there. I'm like, hey, everyone, what's the roast 1446 01:52:45,239 --> 01:52:49,399 without Jeff Ross? Jeff wanted to be here tonight, but he couldn't make 1447 01:52:49,479 --> 01:52:55,880 it because he's busy playing guitar. He's fingering and double D minor and uh, 1448 01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:03,079 that's great. But there was this one person on the roast. They 1449 01:53:03,119 --> 01:53:08,520 were kind of bombing, and the daist was very uncomfortable because people were like 1450 01:53:08,920 --> 01:53:13,039 it was awkward because everyone loves this person. So I pulled out my dick 1451 01:53:13,159 --> 01:53:16,159 pick and uh, you noticed at one point of the roast, I go 1452 01:53:16,279 --> 01:53:19,479 like this with my phone. I just kind of tilted to the side and 1453 01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:24,960 go like this. So everyone on the daist is laughing even though this person's 1454 01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:32,840 bombing because they saw my dick pick. Nice bombing. I don't want to 1455 01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:36,359 say, because there a good person. So you know this comedy, comedy 1456 01:53:36,479 --> 01:53:43,760 or wrestling, I don't want to give it away. Just spelled the name. 1457 01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:46,479 Just let me say that none of the comics bombed. They all killed. 1458 01:53:46,680 --> 01:53:51,279 I probably had one of them, not worst sets, but like you 1459 01:53:51,359 --> 01:53:57,800 know, like Shurely from Howard Stern, he killed like he it was so 1460 01:53:57,920 --> 01:54:00,920 funny. There was this guy on the roast, Brad Nessler and if you 1461 01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:08,600 follow college football, the sports commentary, yeah he's really he's the Boys. 1462 01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:12,960 I guess he's friends with Rick Flair, but he's like the voice of college 1463 01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:15,760 football. Yeah yeah, no, yeah, yeah, there's nothing on this 1464 01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:20,399 guy. Like he's lived the purest life of anybody I've ever met, Like 1465 01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:27,039 he has no skeletons, zero. So Shurely just started making it up that 1466 01:54:27,119 --> 01:54:32,479 he was a pedophile. Like it was so funny because like people were like 1467 01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:40,520 what the and like John Moses did great. Cassio's a Southern comic. He 1468 01:54:40,680 --> 01:54:44,439 killed Tyler Morrison at the set of the night he was the host, and 1469 01:54:44,760 --> 01:54:50,439 like he's really funny comic from Canada. He destroyed. So it was it 1470 01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:54,800 was fun like it was like a make a wish weekend for me, Like 1471 01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:59,319 I'm around eighties pro wrestlers. For three days there was you know, yeah, 1472 01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,840 every everybody was on. I mean I watched the last match, the 1473 01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:05,079 whole thing, and every there were so many people in the crowd and on 1474 01:55:05,239 --> 01:55:10,279 the actually on the car and it was amazing. I mean backstage was like, 1475 01:55:11,960 --> 01:55:15,079 you know, you just had to like I don't get start struck at 1476 01:55:15,119 --> 01:55:19,680 all, but like there's Ricky Morton from the Midnight Express, there's the Undertaker, 1477 01:55:20,119 --> 01:55:25,920 Like and I will say just one last bit of advice if you've ever 1478 01:55:26,039 --> 01:55:29,439 at a pro if you ever had a hotel with pro wrestlers, get to 1479 01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:34,319 the breakfast early, because it goes like I got up at seven thirty breakfast 1480 01:55:34,399 --> 01:55:36,960 and the guy's like, hey, bro, all the food's gone. Like 1481 01:55:39,680 --> 01:55:42,039 it's not. I'm like, there's not like a bagel. It's like, 1482 01:55:42,159 --> 01:55:45,159 bro, it's gone. And then I won't say what wrestler, but he's 1483 01:55:45,199 --> 01:55:51,439 in line next to me and he just was. He takes out this massive 1484 01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:57,800 handful of pills and I don't mean vitamins, like they were pills, and 1485 01:55:57,960 --> 01:56:02,199 he just swallows the whole no water, nothing, fuck and he just looks 1486 01:56:02,199 --> 01:56:05,800 at me and goes, it's just like the eighties, brother, and like, 1487 01:56:06,119 --> 01:56:11,800 uh no, it's not. You're sixty and it's twenty twenty two. 1488 01:56:14,119 --> 01:56:17,119 Yeah, I know, and everybody's dying from Fenton all over doses. I 1489 01:56:17,279 --> 01:56:23,000 know. I mean, that's crazy love good talking to you. Man. 1490 01:56:23,039 --> 01:56:25,239 Sorry I got you off on that wrestling thing. I know that you were 1491 01:56:25,279 --> 01:56:27,640 trying to go earlier, but oh no, I could. I mean, 1492 01:56:28,239 --> 01:56:30,520 dude, I like I said, I cried when I met Lex Luger, 1493 01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:34,279 I cried when I met Madam Ta, and I cried when I met Bully 1494 01:56:34,359 --> 01:56:39,159 Ray Dudley or Bubba Ray. I don't know what he goes by. He 1495 01:56:39,319 --> 01:56:44,000 was sitting next to me on the panel and it was funny when this person 1496 01:56:44,159 --> 01:56:46,359 was bombing, he just looks at me and goes early, what do you 1497 01:56:46,479 --> 01:56:49,600 do as a comic when you keep bombing like this? I'm like, Percy, 1498 01:56:49,720 --> 01:56:54,199 I keep going. I like to fucking get all I can. Brother, 1499 01:56:54,880 --> 01:56:59,720 Um, I cried at the so as the roast was ending, everyone 1500 01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:02,520 say good buy and all that, and you know, I just you know, 1501 01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:09,199 he was ecw he was hardcore, like you talked about table spots and 1502 01:57:09,399 --> 01:57:12,079 I just I hugged him and I'm like, thank you for putting your body 1503 01:57:12,119 --> 01:57:15,359 through what you did for an idiot like me. And was that before after 1504 01:57:15,479 --> 01:57:23,039 Scott Hall die? That was I think it was after So Because there was 1505 01:57:23,079 --> 01:57:25,760 a few subjects we were told not to talk about. I think that was 1506 01:57:25,840 --> 01:57:28,720 one of them. They were very cool in terms of saying, hey, 1507 01:57:28,840 --> 01:57:30,840 it's it's a roast, we get it, you're gonna talk about Rick Sliver 1508 01:57:31,039 --> 01:57:38,880 and it's pussy pound ways and uh, you know Vicky Guerrero, Eddie's wife, 1509 01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:43,359 she was there and like she was awesome. We're like really good friends 1510 01:57:43,439 --> 01:57:45,239 now because like as soon as the roast was over, I went up to 1511 01:57:45,279 --> 01:57:47,319 her say, ham, I'm sorry, man, you know, because I 1512 01:57:47,880 --> 01:57:53,039 think I did a joke about her pussy or something and um, and she 1513 01:57:53,239 --> 01:57:57,119 laughed and liked she was a great sport. It's like everyone's talking about her 1514 01:57:57,199 --> 01:58:00,880 pussy. Yeah, you would think they would probably be a good audience because 1515 01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:03,319 they're used to just talking pure shit to each other. Anyway. Yeah, 1516 01:58:03,359 --> 01:58:08,680 I mean they got it. I mean no one was offended. You know, 1517 01:58:08,840 --> 01:58:12,399 Like Rake was great. I mean we're all talking about what the fucking 1518 01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:16,520 lush he is and his leather face, and you know, he's just he's 1519 01:58:16,520 --> 01:58:20,119 allowed to like he's crying. Like it got emotional out there because when the 1520 01:58:26,319 --> 01:58:28,479 you know, you could tell Reek didn't know who any of the comics were. 1521 01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:30,800 But like he was very very cool. But when some of the you 1522 01:58:30,880 --> 01:58:34,680 know, so many guys. It's very similar to comedy, as we all 1523 01:58:34,760 --> 01:58:40,760 know, like there's so many deaths in wrestling, but oh yeah, yeah 1524 01:58:40,800 --> 01:58:45,359 that is it is similar. It's pretty uh. I mean in La comedy 1525 01:58:45,399 --> 01:58:48,760 alone, we've lost eight comics the last five six months. I'm believable. 1526 01:58:49,560 --> 01:58:55,760 I mean I'm believable. Yeah, fucking another five or six if you go 1527 01:58:55,880 --> 01:59:00,600 back just two years, has been like a dozen people. I'm not even 1528 01:59:00,760 --> 01:59:04,399 counting like the big comics like Judy Tanuda or a Gallop. Yeah, I'm 1529 01:59:04,439 --> 01:59:10,119 talking about like, yeah, we had just had Marino in the studio too 1530 01:59:10,239 --> 01:59:14,279 for Tinfoil, and then to hear about him, Oh he's great. Yeah, 1531 01:59:14,399 --> 01:59:17,520 that was such a job. Last time I saw him, maybe about 1532 01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:20,079 six months ago, we were at the dog park and you know, just 1533 01:59:20,319 --> 01:59:25,199 cutting the ship. He had like a doc coming out, a documentary about 1534 01:59:25,239 --> 01:59:29,159 some alien stuff and it was and he was in promoting that such a track. 1535 01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:33,800 Yeah, well what what what? That's the best looking dog you um, 1536 01:59:34,520 --> 01:59:38,279 And then he asked me to come over and barbecue on the nude and 1537 01:59:38,399 --> 01:59:45,119 I just kind of walk away, like he's one of those guys and it 1538 01:59:45,199 --> 01:59:46,560 doesn't matter obviously. I don't know if he was straight or gay, Like 1539 01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:50,920 he'd always kind of be like fucking around with me, like let's hang out, 1540 01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:55,319 I'll cook you dinner. Like I didn't hope he was. It doesn't 1541 01:59:55,359 --> 01:59:58,880 matter, but like, yeah, you know he was a good he We 1542 01:59:58,960 --> 02:00:01,560 always had like we weren't like great friends, but we always like, you 1543 02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:08,359 know, every time I would see him, he would we would always hug 1544 02:00:08,880 --> 02:00:14,279 and then he would give me a hand job with his butthole. That's a 1545 02:00:14,359 --> 02:00:17,640 good place to end this. Yeah, on that note. At Earl skakelb 1546 02:00:17,880 --> 02:00:25,039 Instagram. Yeah there you go. Oh I got two. I have two 1547 02:00:25,079 --> 02:00:30,600 gigs. I'm gonna plug before we go one. I'll be at Camp Lue 1548 02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:36,279 June December twenty fourth to the twenty six. Bring your own water. They 1549 02:00:36,399 --> 02:00:41,600 keep stressing that bring your own water. They go that tip by December twenty 1550 02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:45,319 four, twenty six and I can't play June um and then New Year's Eve. 1551 02:00:45,359 --> 02:00:49,880 I Matt Heckler is on Martin Luther King Boulevard and Waconda. That can't 1552 02:00:49,920 --> 02:00:58,000 go wrong. What's I'm gonna b how how see? I see it might 1553 02:00:58,079 --> 02:01:02,520 not be that black. I might be that Martin Luther King Boulevard in Wakanda 1554 02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:08,840 is all white people. I wouldn't know. I haven't played that club yet. 1555 02:01:10,439 --> 02:01:15,399 Wow, I'll let you know how it goes. Uh, Go Falcons, 1556 02:01:15,439 --> 02:01:19,279 Go Steelers, Go Panthers. Kind of ish um and suck it. 1557 02:01:20,720 --> 02:01:27,279 C J W J C anybody you're talking to it? What did they think? 1558 02:01:30,079 --> 02:01:41,119 Every Girl's my girlfriend, Every Girl's my girlfriend. Every good has disturbed 1559 02:01:41,159 --> 02:01:45,479 me. I'm a Sam loved the song. Yan was like, yeah, 1560 02:01:45,560 --> 02:02:02,680 special news. What do I say? Doby Stock, lever Rock, these 1561 02:02:02,720 --> 02:02:09,479 are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're a drunk puncher, 1562 02:02:10,760 --> 02:02:15,439 buy the problem. If you want to find this uh and buy it 1563 02:02:15,800 --> 02:02:20,520 to keep with knee high. Let's get busy. As the name of the 1564 02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:30,159 album, every girls My girlfriend. If you dust my girlfriend, just gonna 1565 02:02:30,600 --> 02:02:33,439 I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote. Should this be the new 1566 02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:35,039 punch drunk? Uh? The