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gonna talk about today? We've got, uh, just a couple of light
things. Uh. Did he did he did? He did? He did?
He did it? Did he did? He? Diddy? Did he
do it? Yes? He did? Yes? He did it? He
did? He did it? Did dude didd? He? I love did
he did it? This? This? Uh, this scenario. I just
love timing. I love I love tempting fate too, because I want the
footage came out right. There was a lawsuit that he he he settled out
of court the next day, right because he beat up his ex right allegedly
that was it was alleged at that point, set out of court. We
all know when you settle out of court, it pretty much means there's a
big chance you did something right, there's a very large chance that you're guilty
and you don't want to go. I would say ninety percent of the time,
it's it's it's it's indication of guilt. Yeah, you know, right,
And so he set out of court, and then recently, since all
of the Allied gations have been propping up documentaries coming out, he released a
statement kind of saying, oh, y'all are lying on me and the truths,
like you know, one of those bullshit things. And I feel like
he tempted fate with that. I think possibly if he would have just shut
the fuck up and just didn't say anything like true criminals, then maybe people
wouldn't have tried to dig up that. I think it was CNN that dropped
the footage like that scene in had the hotel footage of Diddy running in a
fucking towel beating the funk what's her names? Sasha, what's her name?
Cassie? Talk about talking about this already? Did you guys talk about didn't
give the shi kick back? You were here? I like I brought up
the whole Diddy hitting what you call it thing? It might maybe me and
Chris I remember talking about it outside of like we're at a friend's house at
an apartment talking about it. I don't know when moments like that, when
we're all around each other, the realities blur little like I feel like I
remember talking to Derek about it. That is right, we were talking about
this. We were talking about this at Korean barbecue or like that that day.
I think that day we were talking about it for sure. Yeah,
but it does happen, and happened with Assassin's creed when when I was gone,
when I was kidnapped by a haillal truck, briefly, uh, there
was you guys were talking about Assassin's bleed bladdos, and and then when I
came back, when I escaped, we talked about it again because you guys
weren't sure if you talked about because it it shit gets kind of meshed up
sometimes, so I'm like, hey, man, people, Hey, the
people aren't gonna mind. They're here for that. I don't think, but
I don't think we talked about the footage of Uh it's crazy because in the
footage you see Didy in a bathrobe and he does he does, he literally
does a sure you can towards Cassie. I think Cassie Ragdoll's down. I
think it's about seventeen yards she flies down this hallway. Yeah, and then
did he run. He keeps doing it. He keeps chasing, even in
a hurricane kick. It was crazy hurricane about like bro. Yeah, he
was like talking about this with U and then he just fucking just seventeen hits
in a row. It was crazy. It was like, damn dude.
So he didn't talk about that video. We didn't talk about it was that
video of him going like he put out an apology or some video of him
going like, hey, listen, man, I was in a bad place
and I hit the bottom. There was rock bottom. Man. First of
all, you're not hitting rock bottom. There's a bottom. Come on,
yeah, come on, they have rock bottoms. But also like I've been,
I've been, I've been pretty bad off. I've never hit a woman.
Bro. They have like pretty bad look look rich rich celebrities have like
they have like messanee or like first floor bottoms. You know what I mean.
They're not they're holding celebrity. They're not hitting bedrock. You know that's
ridiculous. I don't have the whole Celebrities can't feel thing like if celebrity's going
through something that they probably los like because like you're but you're saying, like
a celebrity, a rich celebrity doesn't have a rock bottom that's similar to our
rock bottoms. I agree it's not similar, but like, I don't know,
a celebrity could lose their rock and feel horrible about it, you know,
but Robbie their rock bottom. I don't think that Missie rock Bottom.
But I guess rock bottom the idea of saying rock bottom means you have nothing,
and I guess to them that's their perspective of it. Nonetheless, this
nigga beat up a girl. He didn't have to, so like that's it.
I don't care what kind of rock bottom you go to. He beat
her up before that went to sleeps. She tried to escape, and then
he fucking somehow got agroed, Like you know, I guess her stealth was
not you know, like she wasn't completely hidden and then the and then he
fucking just came running down Like what was that? It literally is it's that
scene in Years one with the Berserker in the church. Literally like that that's
it's like an empty guns to get its attention. Broye literally pulling the trigger
on the empty guns comes after you and not a friend that doesn't know how
to fucking be quiet. It is a crazy video. It's uh, you
got to think about how many people he's done this too, because this was
his girl, This was a significant other. So someone who's just slightly wronged
him like it like maybe maybe accidentally like stepped on his shoe and like that.
Dude's probably dead and watched there was one time where will they some guy
forgot who it was. He was amused, I think it might be an.
I forgot who it was. Uh he's he's I know he's cool with
DJ Premiere, but he picked Seah no no, no stop. But what
happened is he came in and what happened was he saw them hanging Walla Like
he was like, no one's gonna believe me because everything's some lie and no
one knows about the ship yet. But a few years ago people we starting
talking about Diddy and it recently blew up really big. But he was like
they were hanging Wilele the DC rapper all over the fucking window. They were
hanging him by his shoes, said he dropped his jewelry and ship off.
His wallet fell out the fucking building just because he was talking to Cassie.
Did you see the video to Derek you're talking about that? Yes, no,
I actually did. I did see that. I did, but it
was crazy. It's crazy because all while I said he did was he just
like he made a comment that Cassie looked nice. That's it. Like being
a friend is their friends. They know each other obviously Cassie's also from DC.
There friends, but that's too much, man. And then like you're
not gonna talk to my like this, like dum sneed Pixar movie ever,
You're done? And then he sucking like dumb Mexican codd robot. He literally
literally walked over. He rolled over, He rolled over and he went people
and then he did He was like, no way you're talking about Wally.
He fucking psycho crusher him. He just just just destroyed to somebody, you
gotta be shot dead, dead immediately if you listen. That is the okay
response. They need to shoot you your fucking mouth. Do we hold do
we hold any responsible for this because like I mean, come on, he
was in a bad place. Yeah, he was. He was at it
was at his lowest. He said rock Bottom he was at he was at
his lowest. Incredibly, was that rock him with that thing that kept spinning?
He literally meant he was watching rock Bottom the episode he was and he
said, I was at it. Could you imagine being that confused? I
was at rock Bottom, got the new Bob and that what are those Division
pros? And he just thinks he's in rock Bottom. He's like, I
was in rock Bottom, and we got a closer at that footage. I
think he was actually watching the the the prototype Apple Vision Pros, and he
fired he was in rock Bottom beating up one of those the you know,
those sea monsters and not yet. Yeah, so it's all, it's all
a huge misunderstanding. Did he like listen, he was he thought he was
in VR. He thought he was in the thought Cassie was a sea monster
and he was just simply trying to defend himself. A huge misunderstanding. A
sign fell the in circumstance, if you will. Yeah, So I really
I really do feel like maybe we're being a little bit hard on him because,
like like in the video said he thought he thought he was at rock
bottoms at rock Bottom, he didn't know, you know, he takes full
of hotel for biating up those sea creatures. And you know what he takes.
He took full accountability, even though we know now that he was he
was he thought he was in v R and and that takes that takes a
That takes a big man, you know, to do that, to take
the fall for something that woman you didn't you didn't really do, you know?
So uh, you know, props, props to takes a man.
It does take a special kind of man, it really does, you know,
especially sorry, sorry, it takes a certain kind of man, yes,
but specially can be interpreted in very many ways. So it's like a
certain kind of man, a whoop a woman's eyes, I'll say that right
now. It takes a man and a certain kind of man. And uh,
you got you know even you know that. I don't think I'm that
kind of man. But it takes feel a little bad. I'm being honest.
I feel a little bad watching the video. Why I feel bad is
because it was so outrageous that I laughed the first time I saw it.
Because because it isn't feel real. Kicked. He kicked her, He stomped
her like she he did a kick like it was WWE. It was so
animated in a way that I'm like, this looks choreographed where I was like
I'm watching a match where like, oh, the heel is starting to take
over right, and then now it's like it's to slow down the momentum of
the baby face. And I was just like, I can't believe what a
chake like it was. It was way more brazen than I thought I was
gonna be it, So I was like, yo, couldn't I didn't laugh
at all. I was like, this is kind of sad. I feel
bad for her. I mean, it's you know, it's like it's like
seeing if you saw a baby it's shot in the face, you would probably
laugh first because it's so scream I definitely would scream. I wouldn't laugh.
I don't know about it, but I would laugh. You would laugh.
Also, that's a that's a that's on video thing and in person, a
video of that. I could see myself maybe like about a video in person.
I'd be like we're talking things and we're talking about a video. Yeah,
I didn't laugh. I don't know. Women getting beat doesn't remember you
remember you? Shent me a video of and this wasn't funny to me at
first. The first time I saw a mom and her son fell out of
a ride at a carnival like that then sucked me up. I said it
to you because I was panicking. I said it to Chris, to jayl
I said it to my friend Whiskey. I said it to Lily. I
said it to a bunch of my moments I saw and I got scared and
I was like, someone tell me what I'm like the episode the video,
I said, Chris, a video of a guy getting beat up and then
he digs in his pocket. It takes out a grenade, and I remember
I said that to christ Is. I was nervous. Now that is funny,
Like that isn't it to YouTube? I've seen video. We talked about
it on the show before at Nauseum. That video, the guy pulling out
of grenade in the middle of in the middle of getting jumped is one of
the craziest. It is so funny because it's so that's like grand theft auto,
like that's like, that's not something that happens people. First of all,
people don't carry on grenade. Second of all, people don't detonate them
in the middle of like random fights. Second of all, he was so
bad. He got punched. He got punched once and then kind of calmly
walked over, pulled out a grenade and exploded. Is craziest. It is
such a crazy It is objectively funny because of the circumstances that led you there.
I just this is so outrageous. How can I not laugh at this?
It wasn't even like last ditch effort. That's what's so crazy, right
because even when he had fifteen, he had fifteen other options minimum, but
he just skipped to the fucking grenade. Well, you take one bad combo
in the fighting game and you turn it off. It's like, well,
you had forty five percent in your health left, bro, you definite could
have done something that was like a dragon Ball losing. Yes, but like
that, that'd be like in a dragon Ball fighting game, the very first
thing does is the sacrifice. No, No, it's like unnecessary. Like
if you take one, you take one and you're like fuck it, that's
it. It's like, bro, you have you have four health bars left.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Level of anger?
That is a level of anger that scares me, and you usually usually you'll
see it in road rage where somebody gets cut off and then they literally try
to kill the person. Where it's like those that that's a very different level
of just doing something that was something was done to though slightly annoying, and
now you want to retaliate with murder. Road rage is crazy. Crazy you
even have road rage is insane. Like Lily has road rage. She gets
she doesn't doesn't run anybody off the street road yet. Also, I've been
in a car with her, so I don't know what you done when I'm
not there, but she gets mad, and I'm like, Yo, Lily,
you're gonna get mad. You're gonna fucking fund this to this guy.
This grown man's gonna come out the car. You're gonna be like, Oh,
I'm a woman, I'm a five foot two woman. Chill. You're
gonna do what the wrong. You're gonna do it with a Diddy type,
you know, the Diddy type of man like class did. And then I'm
gonna have to fight him. That's what happens. That's what that's dude.
I've seen it so many times growing up. I've seen it so many times
where like girls go and start problems and then they throw their man into ass
whoopings and it's so fucking funny because I remember we were when I worked that
duncan not dun like Starbucks and Fisco. There was this girl that she was
dating a guy that worked out. She was didtting a guy that worked like
a car shop, and she was like, you guys better mean if I
get my boyfriend. And one of my colches walked up. He said,
if you get your boyfriend, I'd beat the fuck out of your boyfriend and
I'd slap you after. And I'm like, damn, damn, you about
to get this. It is man's ass. Beat this in his sit.
Man, he's done nothing. He's working to probably buy you something knights and
beat walk in say, hey, guys, get punched in the face.
I don't even know what's going on yet. People that's talking about you guys
work really hard. I hope you guys having a good day. And he
catches a fist of his mouth. Yeah. I felt Jojo did that one
time and only once though. It was when because we got in a one
car accident where we were stationed. We were chilling and a giant truck swiped
the left side of my car, and she a side of her I've never
seen got out of the car immediately and started talking gangloads of ship and I
was like, get the fuck back in the car, because I don't know
who's in that giant truck and its huge, and a lot of people that
have giant trucks or they're unhinged, they're they're fucking crazy people. So I'm
like, what the fuck like because immediately I'm like, Oh, I'm probably
gonna have to fight some guy that's gonna be upset that like he he fucked
up already and now he's getting scolded and now he's gonna attack. But luckily
it was like a sixteen year old kid that just got his license and his
like old ass dad was in the passenger seat. They were both like,
so were you sorry? And I was like, oh, good, good,
fun out of the sixteen year old. I beat the fuck out of
you. Push the dad down on the floor, You hold the dad like
Joe to hold the dad down and hold down, beat him. Don't do
that again. That's crazy to watch. He's take that video of fucking bugs
Bunny getting his arms twisted up by that mummy. You ever see that video?
No? What it's like real, it's like some I don't remember if
it's a mummy or what, but there's a there's a video. It's like
an official word about this animation. It's like from like a Looney Tunes thing
where Bugs Buddy gets really violently fucked up by like some mummy or something.
I don't I don't know what kind of coming back like him and snaps it.
He like bends his leg in like a like three different points. It
was what that was Looney Tunes? I think I saw that actually, because
I'm starting to get like a thought of oh my god, it's crazy.
Yeah, hold on, I'll put it in. I'll put in the chat.
It's called Bugs Benny Flipping Dies. You have to you have to cot
to copy paste it into Yeah, I don't know what elon or I think
it Actually it's not a Twitter. Yeah's not letting you do links no more.
But it's it's truly crazy, like he gets fucking molested basically, why
do you do him like that? I don't know. It's a violet.
Yeah, he's screaming too. He's screamed like it's like it's it's what he
does to his legs specifically, that makes me laugh because here, so there
was like an HBO Max thing, right, okay, yeah, something like
that. I don't know, Yeah, I don't remember what show it's from.
I just know that I've seen that on Twitter a couple of times,
like out of context. That is crazy, that's what ud, that's what
did he did? So didn't get the fucking Cassie. I just want to
see all the other ship do because you know there's a lot, there's a
lot. Yeah, dude, he's definitely. He's definitely walked down the hallway
of like a like a Vegas hotel and a baby in Astrola looked at him
the wrong way, and then later that night he shoved it down the fucking
kitchen sink, like you know for sure, Like he's so clearly did He's
so clearly unhinged, Like he's like that, he is so obviously unhinged,
you would you put that past that? He probably he's probably microwaved his fair
share of cats, like all sorts of ship. Yeah, yeah, did
you see that movie and like I'm gonna eat you one day and he means
it. Yeah, like anything's possible with him. There's a movie called Get
Get Him to the Greek with he's chasing. He's chasing. Uh yeah,
he goes crazy too. And the whole point is I guess he was acting
crazy just to make sure he actually makes it to the Greek theater. But
like it's funny when you think back on they're like, oh, he just
channeled his inner. It's like it's like when Crystal Lea played a pedophile on
the show You, where he was like just channeling his inner, like the
ship that's already there. It's like, why would you step into that role?
Like people are crazy. I would be like if I had a dark
side to me, I wouldn't want to like do that because it's like it's
almost like, oh, I'm hitting in plain sight. This is so cool,
Like I think that's just I don't know you. Yeah, he was
in You. I think, Uh, I don't know what's season, probably
the second season or something, because I was listening to this podcast called Your
Mom's House and they would talk about it like the show is so good and
Crystally is in and shit, and I guess he played like a pervert that
like I don't know if he sleeps with her or something, but some minor
or something he like does something comes full circle. Yeah, it's it's just
crazy dumb sh it like that. Like if I if I were a fucking
you know, serial, uh, I don't know thet or you know anything
murderer, a thief or anything. I'm not gonna be like, okay in
Hollywood, would you want to do the thing that deep down you know you
always do? And it's just it's just na, let me play something completely.
I don't want anything even remotely connected to the dark shit that I do.
But I don't know. I guess criminals are stupid, So that's kind
of the whole point. I guess, like they're just they're not smart people.
Typically smart ones are scary. The smart ones you just never find them.
You never know about them, right because they don't do dumb ship to
get caught. Like like my boy Jack, the Ripper bro he wasn't smart.
They were just they were just so dumb back then, and the fucking
he was smart centurated. They were so stupid that like he didn't even he
left like notes and ship and like they couldn't figure it anything to find him.
They didn't have forensics. He knew for had two years. He was
like all right for this guy at least two hundreds, but they can really
give me. He knew these bitches can't track my coum yet they don't know
it's gonna be dried up by the time they look for my coum. The
amount I do it at night time, niggas don't got street lights, they
got cameras yet, I'm chilling, bro genius. He knew about all these
concepts well before everybody else did. He's like, they don't have him a
comit. Can I ask you? Can? I ask you guys a question?
Yeah, how big do you think Mount Rushmore is? Uh? Pretty
big? Huge? I have no reference at all. I can't even guess
right exactly, Like it really could be like three feet long, Like I
really like, I can't really I really have no reference for like how big
Mount Rushmore. I've only seen it, yeah, like I've only ever seen
the close. I've only ever seen the close wart And I saw pictures recently
of like people like in front of it, like pointing at it, and
I'm like, dude, it looks really fucking tiny, Like it looks mega
small, Like what what do you mean by mega's small? Google? Just
like not even remotely as big as I thought it would be. Well,
it can't be that, because imagine it would be if it was so big.
Imagine how difficult it would be to deal with. Well, that's what
I mean, right, It's like that part of it. Part of what
impressed me as a kid was like how big I assumed it was, for
how much detail is in it? Mmmm. And then you look at people
taking pictures in front of it and you're like, oh, that's kind of
like it's not really that big at all. What made you bring this up?
I don't know. I don't know if people take so Chris Chris Chris.
People can't get like I don't think you can get up by where the
faces actually are. I think you can go to where the park is by
it, because yeah, they won't let people vandalize. You can't get by
the face. And you've never seen anyone take a picture near enough to get
a real sense of siosidly because you can't get there. You know you could
by it. Yeah, but the pictures that I have seen are confusing,
Like one of the one of the so George Roshing's head, his head is
sixty feet the same. I guess yea, and I guess it's pretty is
like five stories, Chris, it's big, it's big, but also like
that's huge, right, I don't know what that was about that size,
like in the huge area. I never thought of it. I just I
always thought it was like the Grand thing where it was like impossibly large canyon
or something. If it was that, Babe, we see it from space
and you don't. S you don't see it from space. No one talks
about it like faces from that. Whyilm is not that big all the ridiculously
big things you can see from space, expectation absolutely just a wall. No,
it's the Great Wall. You can see the what you can see the
Grand Canyon from space too. You can see the divide of it. You
can see America so well. Yes, because wherek is fucking big? Like
my point, No, it's not that it defeats the point. That's what
I'm saying. You can see anything from space. You can you can see
anything from space, not exactly, not well enough to be like, oh,
that's exactly that. If you see the Pyramids, you can see the
sphinxes. If you had good if you had the Grand Canyon, if you
had good eyes, you could see Manhattan from space No, you can't,
idiot. You you absolutely can see that. I can. I can see
this, not that trueler, But you can't see that little. It's not
bigger than the most buildings. I can see. Joe, you can see
it from space. He had good eyes. I could see Ron Jeremy's cock
from space. No, you can't. You could be. All you have
to do is zoom All you have to do is zoom in and then you'll
see it. Oh my god, you like you can see it from space.
You can see Amba's on Earth from space if you zoom in enough.
Yeah, yeah, you were, in fact right, Yes, that is
what I'm talking about. That is thing gonna tell my conversation, Chris,
did you read the article that I said that it just posted, because that
literally what you're saying is just this article. They're like people are saying it's
like much smaller in person. They're like disappointed it was way bigger than that
because it looks bigger, and it looks a lot bigger in in like movies
and media about it. I've never thought I thought it was big. That's
it I think about it. You know what made me think about it maybe
think about it was team America World Police where they have like an entire base
in it. Right the jets like jets and helicopters and shit are coming out
of it, and you're like, oh, I must be huge. And
then you look at it and you're like, there's like maybe a condo.
It's the way a condominium. This is that that's case. That's not even
like a Manhattan block. Chris, No, maybe not, but that's not
a Manhattan block. Is a Manhattan block is way bigger than a condomedium.
First of all, what I'm saying is Washington. If you were to tell,
if you were to tell somebody that that Mount Rushmore was smaller than a
Manhattan block, I think that would be shocking to most people. Really.
I think that's a jar that's a jarring fact because it's a it's like a
wonder. It's like Mount Rushmore. You know, it's a big fucking thing.
And then you go to it and you're like, oh, it's kind
of kind was a big thing. Only in America. I feel like,
though, well, well yeah, because like you know how like you know
how like there's the Pyramids. The Pyramids are the peer maid Is pictures are
gigantic, like on a global scale. You know, I feel like you
know, no one in no one in the rest of the world. I'm
just saying, no one in the rest of the world probably be like,
wow, that Mount rush For is a big thing. You know, you
never heard I no, no, dud I bet I bet. I would
bet a lot of money that people in other countries assume Mount Rushmore is way
bigger. They probably don't think about it, probably don't even know about it
because when they think when they think about it, obviously obviously, yes,
Japanese people do not think about about Rushmore. Probably no, But if they
were to think about it, if they were to think about it, they
would probably assume it's massive because it's like in the same conversation as these like
big fucking things like the Pyramids is huge. I think it's this American.
I think it's very American context, my fucking obviously, but I just don't
even like the Grey Wall of China is so Chinese. Yes, well yeah,
but the Grey Wall of China is like a magnificent sculpture. When people
talk about big things, they bring up the Grey Wall of China. No
one ever brings up Mount Rushi when they're talking about gigantic, mind blowing ship.
No one ever does that, no one's ever done that. I think
maybe if you don't talking about like, oh, like people are like,
oh, the biggest rivers ever, they'd be like, yeah, the Nile
is huge, dumb, the freaking the one Louisiana, Miss Sipperver's huge.
But you don't see if people talk about like, oh, the Hudson,
when when you talk about man made creations like that, you think about like
the Jesus and fucking what is it? And real Degonnairo right, Like,
yes, how big is that? Then? Very very big? That's what
I'm saying. I feel like it's like I feel like the Jesus in real
Degenaira is fucking massive, and the world Chris exactly, That's what I'm hearing
at When you talk about the Wonders. You never hear anybody bring up anything
about rush around Rushmore's I've never heard that ever ever. I remember a lot
growing up people talking about how insane it was that Mount Rushmore existed, and
how like insane it was that it was made. And then you because people
talk about that, and because people talk about that, you assume it's huge,
and then you go to it, and you see these pictures like this
is like fucking I could do this, do this in like give me a
year, give me a year, I could do I could make Matt work
morn a year. He's take. I went to London and decades to do
it. But Ben is huge professional Okay, all right, Chris, sure,
okay, yeah, just one three d he got it. They were
like this, right, I went to I went to London, right,
and I saw big Ben. But Ben is insanely big, right. And
I've always assumed that, like, oh, that's something that people talk about
being gigantic gay and I've never heard anyone ever be like, you know,
not much more gigantic. I'd be like, oh, I guess it's not
that anybody was like Mount Worthmore is gigantic. I just didn't assume it was
that small because it is such a landmark of the United States, Like why
would we even pay attention to it? You might as well just draw it
because you might faces faces who give like really like honestly, who kind of
when it comes to like the American we don't care. We don't get.
That's that's that is the real thing, right there. We don't care American
culture is technically boring because it's so young. Nothing cool is really happened yet,
Like I wouldn't say that, I wouldn't say that, it's not a
lot of it off the top of your head. What's the coolest shit that
to happen in American history? Probably the Tea Party? Probably the Tea Party
was fucking gay. It was gay, but it was we still we still,
we still stood on business now. But I'm just stood on business though,
Like prep that to pick a pick up, pick a country on your
I get it. I get it. Yes, yeah, because I'm like
the Tea Party, I'm like, okay, maybe maybe the maybe the Civil
Civil War has to be the coolest thing. Actually it's the it's the most
it's the craziest thing for sure, or no, the what you call it,
No, it's just yeah, no, America is not that old sort
of cool. But even less, I say civil wars the craziest thing to
happen because like even when we even we weren't we they didn't touch they touched
Hawaii, but that was just a harbor and then that's it. It wasn't
like, say, you know, fucking all the major countries in Europe,
like crazy, shit has happened for thousands of year. Time they could have
done it, isn't that crazy? That was the last time they could have
done some function like that. Yeah, they really, they really wasted that
opportunity. They had the perfect chance. They could have pulled up on us
and it's a wild ship. You could have been speaking Dutch or some ship.
But they were pussy and that you guys will go missing. You guys
are pussy pussy, pussy cat pussy. You know, sixty sixty feet tall.
It's so crazy. I've boughten like Ethernet cables out are that length,
like that's it's that is so it's true. I mean bout one hundred and
twenty. It's pretty big, it's really, But it's also fet have those
absolutely they do. How big is How big is a story of a building?
Well, one story is not that that tall? The one story I
would imagine it's probably like what like fifteen feet maybe or probably eleven twelve.
I think it's probably like fifteen to eleven, yeah, whatever, not ten
to eleven. Ten to ten to fifteen is what I say. I think
story is contextual though, like like I don't think there is such thing as
this. I don't think there is such thing as a story measurement of story
definition. I think a story is just one floor, but just like,
however big that floor is, Yeah, however big that floor is is whatever
that story would be. But yeah, I don't know. It's like that
is a story in feat but somewhat underwhelming to me. I don't know.
Oh it's under so it's about just under a fourteen feet is what about a
story is? That's that's about right now? There you go, there you
go, ye, But yeah, look at your right career that's nearing five
stories. That's that's right. But that's pretty right, that's like, but
that's what that's like. That's like my the building I used to live one
Yonkers that had six floors and it's like, yeah, it's big, but
like I wouldn't go to North Dakota to see it. Not American, you're
not a red below Americans. But I feel like we're talking about sudden redundant
because it's like, who the fuck, really do you know, wants to
go see that ship? I don't Americans, even Americans. I'm talking about
our peers. Has anybody like, oh man, dude, we gotta go
to fucking fuck bummers my friend country and go see some rocks with I'm like,
I can see their faces on money and dumb ship everywhere, like who
cares, It's like, it's not it's not even pretty rocks. Like say
you go to like Sedona or something and go to like the Devil's Ridge or
whatever, the fucking alex amazing, Like I'd way rather do that. I
would do that again soon then go fucking over there. And yeah, you'd
rather spend time with American to spend time with the devil than hang out with
our founding fathers. I hear you. You understand that's actually real ship,
well most of the property. So no, I'd rather them. That's good.
Different should you should to argue against it and they kill him again?
Come here, boy, come here, Oh my god. Anyway, I've
never really thought about the like we're doing it again, because I wonder,
how what is the what is the biggest structure and man made structure? Right,
it's isn't it some place in Dubai probably it's literally no, no,
no, no, it's it's uh I think it's like a sears uh so
in uh in. That's crazy, that's crazy. How's the point. This
is why I want to be, This is why I want to be in
person, because I just want to I just wanted to just leave the fucking
premise in a in a very like nice way, like in a real time
way, just like that was. That was so dumb that I you know
what, you don't think honestly, I think it's like some Scott series.
Which series there's one in uh Philip Philip Philadelphia, that's ninety story, he's
tall. That's in Dubai nineties. Still. Yeah, the series is in
Dubai. It is the raj K that is the big Khalifi Birch b klifas
what you're trying to say, God, damn it. I know people they'll
they'll see the sunset twice or some ship. They'll go to the top watch
it set, then they'll go down the elevator and watch it set again,
or some ship like that or some bullshit, but nutters something like that.
Twenty one thousand feet that's crazy. Yeah, that's almost as the series.
Yeah, yeah, a little bit more than one hundred and sixty stories.
Anyway, it's called stories. Dude. What is the Yeah, I don't
know what is the furthest layer of the When we talk about the atmosphere,
like the layers, which one's thephere, stratosphere, herisphere. I guess have
to look it up because I I don't remember it. I don't remember.
Yeah, I don't remember the layers of there's the trope is sphere of the
stratosphere, the mesosphere, the thermostphere of the exosphere, x sho exospheres,
and sending out where they're arm worst where gravity still exists pretty much in the
Earth. They guess exto sphere is the farthest space out. Okay, So
okay, can we build a sears in the exosphere. Yes, that'd be
If that got past, I'd become an assassin. If we're wasting money on
stuff like that, I gotta I gotta make it. They have washing machines
and refrigerators at the very top. I would get. I would get physically.
At that moment. I'm like, I have to do something because we're
wasting our money. Actually, I have to do something now. They have
to. They gotta do something bold if they're going to claw their way back
into relevance, and that I think just might be building a store in the
in the exosphere. You know, like, yeah, no one's gonna go
to We can't. We can't, we can't. We can't fund Palestinians,
we can't fund Ukrainian education. We can't give you a education, healthcare.
We must be sears that reaches to the furthest It's gonna have the limitations of
the earth. When New York is held twenty five years, when New York
is underwater, it's gonna turn into New Venice. That's it. That's that's
how you handle that. That's exactly you handled it was New Venice. Dude.
Yeah, it essentially would be Uh. Man, that's such a fascinating
imagine what New York is gonna look like in that time because it's not it's
never going to be underwater underwater because like that happens too slowly for that to
really be the case. But like, man, that is fascinating. You
have to have like a or something. Dude. The climate tunes are gonna
be crazy when when when we were like remember New York subways and we're thirty
five, we're like fifty, remember how New York had subways? Are gonna
be able to say that and I'll be like, yeah, that would be
crazy. It's gonna be until the sharks took them over, till there's starts
in New York. That's crazy. They're gonna have to like try to that's
gonna be crazy. It's probably gonna be water lines like water you'll have,
You'll have, You'll have daily ocean gate explosions. Every It's like, uh,
every day, every day. They keep rebuilding because it's it's seventy five
for a ride. Man, It's like it's it's so cheap. That's that
is. That'd be wild impractical. But I'm off, I'm here for it,
and I want to be damn underwater. I'm like, yeah, I'm
from there. That building submerged, Yeah it was when I was alive.
I lived at the top. I would have been fine. I've only been
in New York twice. I don't know nothing about New York. But I
want to be your mayor. What's up? I think I think a lot
about New York City. I want to be the city. Fuck, dude,
I think a lot about that submarine, honestly, and how like universal.
The celebration of that whole thing was like everybody, every body was laughing
at those people. Yeah, who just fucking it was funny time as the
kid didn't want to go. It was really funny to know that it's fun
I'm sorry, I think it's so unfortunate. He just like that's a that's
a that's a dark part of it, but it's still overall funny. Yeah,
bro, Me and my friend were sending each other memes left and right
about it. When I saw the vigelition of how it happened, Bro,
I was like, that's in dude, real quick. And then then they
didn't feel anything. When I saw my mom and dad and sister making jokes
about it, that was when like I was like, yo, we don't
rereally Like if I was a rich person, I'd be fucking I would be
so scared because like I really do feel like it's just this where we're at
this point where it's like, yeah, like if they die, awesome,
like so rich, that's great. I literally want and feel like I feel
it. Eat them. Yeah, I would love to eat them. Like
if if if you plopped on a on a skewer in front of me,
I'm like like spit roasting on top of like an open flame, I'd need
him at least a little bit. I would let somebody eat him first,
because I feel like he's something God, that's crazy. Do you eat the
rich? The rich? What m though? Oh man, I mean all
right, what do we got good clean parts? Yeah? Him too?
Mm hmm. I don't know, no way, what is this so funny?
Sox Dexerto or however, I don't I still don't know how to pronounce
the name of this website, deserto'xro. It's not tex ro. It's not
dextro because you can read the if you if you just look at it.
There's no tea after the X. But they just I just saw this thing.
Five hours ago. Fifty cent reportedly sold his documentary did he do it
about? Did He? To Netflix? So? So Netflix is shopping,
you know, they're they're looking around. I didn't even know that that exists
in somebody just put out like somebody Oh wait, you know what it was
just a I think it was just I think it was just on YouTube or
something or you know what. I can't remember. I've my brain's been too
fried in the past week, but I remember seeing somebody working for Diddy.
Oh no, never mind, yea, yeah, never mind, disregard that
it was Actually I would think it's Kevin Spacey. Never mind, never mind.
I saw Kevin Spacey thing work guy like Kevin. He grabbed Kevin Spacey
grabbed his like dick on the set or something. Yeah, this is well,
you know, this was a while ago when he was still working and
doing that one show where he was Underwood like, uh, I declare you
have a nice paenis? Yeah you have? I say you have a nice
penis side of Claire, and then he just grabbed his dick like after they
after they cut, and then then I'm like, damn, dude, that's
pretty that's pretty bold of you. And they're like hip yo undergone Man's and
I will feast upon the penis something like that. I don't remember the show
that what he said that famous Yeah, I don't remember it either. Yeah,
the first episode of that show so many times and that's it. I
could not get watch. I really couldn't. I watched all of them.
I just kind of it's been it's been years, I guess, so I
just remember him like, uh, House of Cards, how's the cards?
And he just like does this like meta fucking soliloquies and ship like you're like
a little fucking oh. I guess commentary, I shouldn't say soliloquy, but
and then he'll just be like, ah, say this thing is happening,
and like everybody's in the room and I'm like, wait, you can't see
him. Literally, it's literally just Foghorn. It's Foghorn, Leghorn. If
he was a rapist, he was a rapist. Murder Ye. No,
girl, it's confused and gay. That's why no. No. When my
lexicons you automatically yes, the very meaning of the world is like like a
wolverine. He's like, it's like team Wolf. He actually he has a
he has another form where he he morphs and then he exactly we should we
should we do? We should? We should retell the House of Cards on
the show, should make our own House of Cards where it's where it's the
House of Cards that we would have had. If I as somebody who's only
seen one episode, I feel like, I feel like it's pretty fun.
I have no idea where that show goes, who's important, what characters.
I just know Frank Under what is there? And I've heard that he has
a ps veta. That's all I know yeah about that show is that he's
a PlayStation fan and he's a corrupt politician or something. That's it. Yeah,
he plays a lot of Xbox too, so we got and then you
know who also plays a lot of Xbox. Uh, the that means you're
gay iced Tea, so he will be in the show, so you know,
that's right, that's one part of it. Yeah, we got to
get icede. They'll have a grand old time. I'm sure. Yeah,
all right, should we move on to uh or whatever? Should we move
on to questions? I guess yeah, why not? Let's do it.
Yeah, get some of our audience the way from over at patreon dot com
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that out if you so wish. Our first question comes from Lily drinking piss
is so disrespectful to her character, wrote in that's the name says hey,
Chris Delia and friends. Watching Planet of the Apes got me thinking, at
what point does an animal stop being an animal? Like? What if one
day your dog starts talking but remains at the same level of intelligence? Are
you still going to treat him the same? Are you going to treat him
differently since you know you can talk to him now, I think, I
mean, animals are animals always. Everything that's on a live on the planet
that's like doesn't have a cell wall around the nucleus is an animal. So
that's that you're wrong, you think a little harder. Well, yeah,
people are in a bio people, let's say. But for the sake of
argument, we understand what he's talking about because he's talking about colloquially, like
what is an animal? And it's like, I think there's a woman.
I think chimps are on that line, Like they're on that line where they're
like they're clearly animals, but like there's an upsetting amount of similarities between it.
I feel like if it at what point does an animal stop being an
animal? I think when it can, like, well, stop being a
beast, it's it's not an animal's not being a beast. They're when they're
they're no longer beasts. When they're fucking when they're able to understand, like
cognitively understand the world around them, that's a moment you cannot valuate having them
in cages. When they get conscious, it's like, okay, you're you're
you're a person. It may not be a human, but you're a person.
You're a wave or whatever. Who you are? Yeah, and what
things are when you examine them, you're not like my friend's dog. Who
you know that that that lion statue came to life and the Ghostbusters and the
dog starts sucking barking at the screen thinking that there's a lion in the house.
You know what I mean? That's funny, but like right, like
right, dog, I know what's going on. I'm like, bet you
got to pay rent now. But I would get everything. I would say.
When an animal can cognitively ask me to stop hurting it, that's that's
when it's that's when it's like no longer. Like if I'm beating up a
cow and it turns to me and it says, stop hurts that's no.
It can't really signifying your hurting them. They can't because you know, human
king said, how do I know that's hurt How do I know? That's
just not how it happens. You can. So what you can do is
you can you can do this test right where you set an animal, you
burn an animal right, and it'll make the same sound. It's making the
same way it's making it when you're punching and stopping on it, right,
And that's how Yeah, but simple to ask you yeah, well it can
tell you that, it can tell you that it's hurt. It can't ask
you to stop. And that's what I'm talking about, Like it needs to
be able to turn and say, well, well, I'm saying never say
it ever. Man, You never know. Sometimes some one of these days,
a fucking leopard might turn around and be like, stop it, sir.
But I would have the vocal courts to do it. They would like
I don't know what they would do. I don't know what they would do
exactly, but that's what it would have to do. Like that's what that's
why. That's why I don't really value fish as animals really, because like
the fact, like if I could cut your entire body out and you would,
you would you would look so indifferent, like you wouldn't even frown any
more than you normally remote. Yeah, that's like that's all they can do.
Yeah, I can't. I I saw my can throw crabs inside of
boiling things of water. It's crazy, dog, it's insane, it's insane.
I don't even eat crabs. I don't eat seafood, but I think
that ship is brutal as fuck. Just throw boiling water. It's extremely brutal.
It's extremely fuck crabs, you know. I like crabs. Crabs are
cute, dude, Seeing Asian people have fucking whole ass little mazes for them
to kill themselves at the end, is like, well, it's it's it's
definitely, it's. It is a cultural thing of it's. It's what you
know, how we have like, oh, there are signs this person's kind
of a sociopath or a psychopath or whatever. There are things that people that
behavior they consider normal, Like even eating things alive like that is a complete
disregard for like any type of wellbeing of something and just watching it torture.
Yeah, that's it's nothing to them. It's kind of nuts. It's it's
here anything that's psychotic. And then I couldn't do that to any animal that
I felt like, because I remember I saw a video. The video that
changed my mind about crabs is like I saw a video of a crab that
had like sand on its eyes and then it like put its eyes away and
then like wipe them off and then put them back up. And I was
like, that's adorable. I like crabs. I like crabs now, I
would never I still wouldn't eat them because that's gross, because they're fucking bugs,
but they're cute, and so I wouldn't like torture a crab. That's
like insane, unfortunately for them. Unfortunate, Yeah, the kings that I
am. Right now, let's say like situations happened, I have to move
back to tod Toller Saint Thomas and live there with my grandma's family. I
would probably become a vegetarian because of how much it would hurt me having to
kill animals the way they do. But if I grew up there, I
would just be life, you know, like obviously yeah, yeah, but
right now, I couldn't do that. I couldn't go out there and kill
that. You know, that cow that got born and you played with and
you would run around and you'd feed it and you'd pet every morning. Go
out there and put a bolt in its head and then drop its head off,
skin it, bring it back here Finn to eat good. I'll be
like, yeah, you see that that I couldn't do. I couldn't.
I couldn't get I couldn't get shared of you with that. Oh yeah,
we're way too domesticated man for I could do it, but I wouldn't eat
I wouldn't eat the animals, though I would eat the chickens, whatever animal.
I couldn't do it, I could easily play with. I could play.
I could play with the chicken one day and eat it the next easily.
Yeah, yeah, chicken. That's no one told. No one tell
me. Someone will go out there. She'll go out there with an axe.
My little old grandma will go out there with little axe. She'll go
to coach the pig to come to her, and then she'll finish it off
herself, and she'll be all right, kingson, Yeah, we're having freaking
panel. And I'm like, Grandma, you were playing with it. She'd
be like, yeah, I made it happy before it died, because that's
how they think. That's how they think. Yeah, oh, I treated
it really nice for a diet. It was friendly. I was friends with
it. It's also its head off. There's also a lot of yeah,
dude, I mean, that's any if any way to do it. That
is the right way to do it, I guess, But like lord,
it seems so barbaric. Like if it was if if you had to do
it, and you know, it's just we're we're just in a day and
age where you don't have to do that anymore. Like there are obviously there
are places that they don't have the type of luxuries that we have, so
they still need to hunt and kill their food, right, they still need
to do it right, But in like say, firsth world countries, there's
no excuse other than capitalism and just people selfishly thinking that you know, it
tastes too good. I could care. I just don't. I couldn't care
less about the environment because it really comes to me it more comes down to
the destruction of our species and our and the climate that to support our species,
that we just keep letting it happen, and then we keep having kids
and not solving any problems, and then we just leave the problems with them.
Where I'm at the point where I'm like, I'm old enough that I'm
like, you know what, dude, Personally myself, I'm gonna probably stop
contributing to the problem. And I'm not I could never be militant and tell
anybody anything else because I'm just I just don't care at this point about what
other people are doing if everything's gonna go down in flames, fair enough.
But just me on my own conscious, I'm like, you know what,
I probably should be vegetarian with a star. I should probably like do things
to not like further contribute to, like the destruction of everything, because then
it's like otherwise it's like, no, you can't talk, you can't talk
shit and then keep contributing to this shit. But let me ask you.
Let me pose a question, you guys, what what sorry with Kingson?
Kingson? What's your favorite food? Like your favorite food, like the food
that like you think about, like curry chicken, curry chicken and white rice?
Bro would like mixed vegetables? All right, all right, Derek,
what's what's your favorite food? Oh, bean and cheese burrito? Okay,
if let's say, for instance, but I respect it, Kingson's is a
little redundant because it is an animal. But like, let's let's say for
whatever reason, there was an animal that was, for all intents and purposes
curry chicken and white rice, and and they were they were running around,
right, would you be a like could you kill them for it? Like?
Could you kill the animal that is your favorite food because it is your
favorite food things right now? No, because if if they were, dude,
if there were little pizzas running if I had to kill like a pizza,
if there was like a pizza running around, like in like a farm
somewhere, like a bunch of little pizzas around, you had to kill them
to eat them. And that's my only way. That's like the only that's
the only way to get them. It's the only way to get him.
Isn't that, Kingston about your chicken curry? The only way to have right
now? Kingston, right now, I don't think so. So you give
up, like you're not eating what's like the cute because what if it's like
the cutest thing ever, Like what's like a little puppy, you know,
and it comes up to you and nuddles up to you, its it's pizza,
and then it does and then it does. What if? What if
to get it? What if to get it you have to kill animal.
It looks like a puppy and it's just that thing, you know, the
bond, you know that bond thing dogs do, or they look at you
and you're like, no, it's happening. It's happening. You're bonding and
your eyes locking you like, oh, I love it, I love you.
You would still fucking spin around like astro off and fucking uh fucking soul
Caliber just chop its head off or something. I would just crush. God
damn. The thing. The thing about it is like good food. The
thing about it is that good food brings me so much meaning and like it
is like one of the things that I really really love about being alive.
So to like, oh for sure, yeah, to not to just be
like, ah, never mind, it's just like I might as well just
die really, like like what the cabbage and hot water for the rest of
my life, like a fucking psycho. The thing is that's the only food
that's available, cabbage and hot water said, which it's turning. It's turning
into that first and foremost. I really don't have to eat animals to have
delicious meals. That is older, I get it. But your favorite food
is an animal. My favorite food is an animal, Yes, that's true.
But I can have delicious food that just isn't an animal, like what
I think. I think lamb is delicious. I'd argue it's probably the best
tasting meat. Maybe right after chring. The chicken you could prepare it.
The way you prepare it is so good. But lamb is phenomenal, and
I just don't eat lamb because I had a lamb before. So I was
like, I don't want to eat it because I've had this animal and it
was very sweet and it got killed and it bothered me. So I was
like, I just don't eat that. Well, we got to talk about
when thing lab grown meat, Where are you guys at with that it's healthy?
If it doesn't obstruct my life and it this is good, there's no
there's literally no reason to not eat it. So definitely, wait, let
me hear what you say, Chris. If they can convince me that it
like if if it is so good that it convinces me one hundred percent that
it is real meat and it isn't, like, then I'm totally on board.
My issue with vegan meat and like that kind of thing is that like
I have never had like people people have done this, Well, what is
it then? What do you mean isn't the whole point of this way it's
lab grown meat. N lab grown meat is meat. It's just lab grown.
So it's basically in the way that you get your actual I guess,
right, Okay, Well, what I mean I guess by that word is
it's meat that comes at no harm or no cost to a living being.
Yeah, that's what That's what it is, right, Yeah, that's that's
what I mean. I guess. Yeah. If I'm convinced, then cool,
that's great. Actually, like I wouldn't mind that at all. The
issue right now is like I've had and I've dated vegans before, and I've
like had friends who are vegan. Like every time this will happen. They
will get me food, right, and they will pretend like they've gotten me
like real chicken or like a real beef, and then I'll be eating it
and I'll like, I won't say anything because they bought me the food and
I'm not gonna complain about like you know, free food or whatever. Like
yeah, I'll be like this doesn't this either doesn't taste very good or this
tastes like very very wrong, and then they'll go, so, how do
you like the food? And I'll be like, out of politeness, I'll
be like, oh, yeah, that's good. And then they'll be like,
well, guess what, that's not real meat. And in my brain
I'm going like, yeah, I like in my brain, I'm like,
I know, dude, Oh, I know, I know this isn't a
real chicken. Are you daft? You how much chicken? The chicken?
The chicken is paste? I didn't know it was paid. Wow. Like
there's always that that conversation that happens just like but if but if that happened
to me, if that happened right and I genuinely couldn't tell, I'd be
stoked. That's great, that's sick. I think it's almost ludicrous or barbara
for someone to choose to want it not want it. If that was the
case, well I didn't want if you didn't want that substance, because it
can be made healthier, it can be enriched in ways that other food probably
can in certain ways. Well, see that's the thing. It will be
superior, it will it within time. It'll also be uh disease free,
which is one of the best things about like because how disgusting most farms are,
and that because you know, it's a business. It's not about keeping
everything up to the top and tippy top shape. Sad. The sad part
is that it may affect the listen of animals to a degree to a heart
usuld be, which is sucky, but it's really unfortunately it's like God,
like, if what the hell you're talking about, If we stopped eating chickens
as much, and we said, get lab grown chickens that were fucking plumper,
more healthy, fucking less, less cholesterol bred into them, higher,
higher, fucking gives you more tests or whatever the fucking does. Right,
chickens are knna go extinct relatively quickly because no one's gonna give a fuck about
chickens. About cows, and it's gonna be people like cows, but no
one loves chickens. Let's see, I love chickens if they're going if they're
going extinct, because like, say, how there's a lot of animals that
have gone most animals on Earth have gone extinct already. Right, If it
is if they go extinct, if they didn't actually serve a and here's this
is me being ignorant. I don't know about the purpose that they would serve,
like free range wild chickens or whatever the fuck. I don't even know
if that's a thing. But my point being, they are in abundance to
be consumed. So at that point I don't care like them not exist,
Like I just don't need animals to be raised specifically to be slaughtered, Like
that's the thing that I would love to avoid. And you know it's gonna
because already they're already the propaganda is already coming out the uh, the meat
industry is already pushing back against the labs that are already just doing it.
They're already doing it, and they're already I don't want that mutant shit.
And like, I was just talking to a couple of my friends from back
home, and they were their reaction was that natural reaction to be like I
don't want that mutant ship and all this stuff. And I'm like, guys,
the stuff that we've already put in our fucking bodies from growing up.
Every nigga we were drinking King Cobra's Hurricane like malt liquor. God knows what
the fuck is in that bullshit that, like I had, don't know what
People don't know what words mean. People don't know what radiation, nuclear power.
It's like you to fuck you're talking about, bro, You have no
clue. You know radiation comes from fire. You know fire is radiation.
And they're like, what are you. It's always light. They're like,
what are you talking? You're fucking you don't know what you're talking about.
It's like, no, dude, like open a book and have decently read
up born like anything, the world will become much much more simple but also
terrifying, but way more simple at the same time. Yeah, it's it's,
it's it's all good. Like I don't. I don't because you know,
I'm not some fucking advocate, like militant motherfucker. I don't care whatever
people do their saying. I just think it's gonna happen slowly but surely.
Like like in the same way almond milk people thought I'm in all mid milk
wasn't gonna be here to stay. But it's it's it is just it is
now an option everywhere. It is an option that is everywhere, and eventually
I think it'll probably more of a mainstay, you know, especially when people
discover vanilla almond milk. A lot of motherfuckers just don't understand. They'll get
regular almond milk through I don't like this and they can put the vanilla in
it. It'll change your fucking life, bro. I didn't. I fought
soy milk for a long time, right, I fought soy for a long
pussy soy pussy. No, there's just because that was before it was you
know, my grandmother was like, welldrin because grandma's not just tolerant, right,
and she's since she's educated. She was like, I'm not gonna drink
this year before everybody else started not drinking it. Right, yeah, whatever
you would. But so what happened is my grandmother made pancakes with vanilla soy
milk once. She made it one time, and my tune completely changed about
the swim milk. It made the I've never I've had better pancakes now because
I've left America and dumb shit like that. But at that age, they
were such good fucking pancakes. I was like, these are insane. So
honestly, swimmoke this one time and I was like, it's good. I
don't drink almok really too often. I usually drink lackteate free milk. Yeah,
but eventually, like when milk is just not a thing anymore, like
it was like it is before, Like not like in the future, I'll
drink amelk. I like, I think it tastes good. It's good,
bro, Like, I'll get like a special k with a chocolate shaving and
rich too vanilla almond milk. It's the best bowl of Cela fuck have,
man, the best bullshit we ever fucking have, Like except for the fucking
dark chocolate. That's the only problems problem. Yeah, all right, let's
uh see what else everybody's got, Emilio Emelia Rodan. He says, Hey,
fellows, would you rather be turned topsy turvy in a shitty porta potty
for a year or have the entire world's population line up and smack you as
hard as possible one time? Thanks for the laughs. Well, the second
one is gonna kill you. Yeah, other one's gonna kill you. But
it's like how fast do you want to be killed? Though? I think
that's kind of what that is. Yeah, I guess, I guess,
so I guess that that is eventually trauma. You're gonna get cut up,
and this is gonna I don't think so ventilation. Yeah, I took the
slaps, and fuck it, just to take the slap, you'll probably the
first like what like probably within the first fifty slaps you're dead. So you're
not gonna make it through, like I've can wasn't simultaneously once it comes for
you? You died, did I? No? No, it's just one
one at a time, one at a time, that's what That's what.
It says, as hard as they can. Yeah, yeah, I mean
I'm reading it. Yes, it says, smack you as hard as possible,
one at a time. Oh, I swear I thought I heard simp
chanou say, okay, rabbit, can I can I pace them out?
Hmmm? No, one of that doesn't exactly mean in like an immediate succession,
No, because what does that mean? That does that mean you could
just leave the porta potty and go to bed and then just return to it
like the next day and shifts like what do you well know you trapped in
it for a year? Right? Well for you? Yeah, but that's
a year. But that's but you can say that for a year's No,
but can't you can say that for like a year's time, Like you could
spend like three hundred and sixty five days trapped in the in the porta potty
as long as you parson it out. We can't be doing that. It's
either at the moment or years straight. That's different. That's this is This
is not a big This doesn't say. It doesn't say a year straight is
what I'm saying. It just says four years. What did it say?
Oh my god? For you didn't iron good it enough. You didn't iron
clad this enough. Buddy. I read it as it was. You gotta
iron clad it. You gotta iron clad it you No, no, not
to you, the person, not you, The person got iron clad this
ship. Gues's been a year in a porter partty. He said, for
a hour, I'll do an hour. I'll do hour, for two hours,
jump out hour maybe two hours jump out. Then I might die before
I finish it. I might finish you know know whatever. You know you
gotta iron clad this. Yeah, it's a good luring skills right there.
People. People don't know how words work. That's the thing. If you
have to do if iron clad your ship, if it is you are in
this situation, then I would like I would take the slaps and you can't
get out of it. But if it's like you can portion it out,
I would take the I would take the porter potty because that's just shifts.
I'm not gonna die. I don't want to have to. I don't want
to have to be assaulted. Yeah, that's that's seems like the way that
we would go about it. I would just glove event. I'll glove it.
I'll glove my face, I'll clever my face. I'd do a little
event out the things I can breathe could you be the second part again?
Just one more time? I want to fully understand it, says, hey,
fellas, I'd rather return topsy well too late. You would rather return
topsy turvy in a shitty porta potty for a year, or have the entire
world's population line up and smack you as hard as possible one time. Yeah.
See, like even the way that he says that the entire thing one
time, so it doesn't say it could it could be taken in a very
see the way this is so the way that he worded it, I would
be like, Okay, the entire world population try to slap me one time.
There's probably only gonna be like ten fifteen people that are gonna be able
to slap me because they're all gonna have to do it one time. And
I'm gonna say at the same time. Because it doesn't specify, it doesn't
say one after another, it doesn't say it isn't, so I'm lowering my
skills. Okay, everybody, well, entire world population, slap me on
three two one, and I'll get slapped really hard by a lot of people,
and most people I die. I can definitely probably I'll probably be knocked
out for sure, like I think with the guaranteed like trauma and concussion,
and then we were still hitting you while you're out. Yeah, so they
just get mooring. They're like, oh wait, I'll just make up for
the other people that can't slap miss I, miss I, miss my bad.
Somebody slapping I want. I'm not gonna look at it. I'm not
gonna look at it. I'm gonna look at it. Look up with some
getting slapped, but it's gonna be funny for a moment. Then it's gonna
get really sad. I hate seeing people get hit when they're out, dude,
I hate it. It's like that some guy punched the guy combled him
up and he was dazed. He was doing the wobble and I was like
no, and then he roundhouse kicked him and I was like what though,
But this isn't a video game, this isn't a street fighter. You don't
do that to somebody that is a living, breathing person. You see that
guy get sucker kicked, because you know you've seen a sucker punch before.
But the dude walks up to a guy and sucker kicks him and knocks them
out. It's crazy because I've never seen that before in my life. He
walks and I was like, Yo, that's that's way worse to getting plunged.
Goddamn. All right, let's see better to come into sync than to
sink in the com road. And he says greeting greetings boys. A while
back, my aunt fell down the conspiracy rabbit hole and now believes the war
in Ukraine is not actually happening and Bill Gates is putting microchips in vaccines.
Has made me wonder were people always this crazy? Has misinformation online really turned
normal people into unhinged lunatics? Or do these people always exist in society and
the unitt has just made them louder and more self assuring in their delusions.
I think I think it is definitely increased. But they've always had the potential
to be crazy, and the thing that has made them to have the potential
to be crazy is uh, particularly in this country. Let's speak about the
United States. Most people in this country are religious, which gives them the
opportunity to be as insane as you want. Because if you already believe,
you know, say a Judeo Christian like tale or something, it's already unhinged,
right, But we just accept it, right, we just accept it.
But when you actually just think about it outside of like this is my
belief, Like this is the craziest shit I've ever fucking read. So since
you already believe crazy shit, it's not that hard to jump down and think,
Oh, somebody I trust is telling me that Bill Gates is putting micro
chips in this thing. And you don't have to vet anything because you didn't
vet the story that you use some zombie. You worship a zombie like nigga,
Like, what do you want me to say? Yeah, yeah,
it's respectful, but it's not. It's it's it's real. It's true you
were a zombie. Yeah it is. It is objectively insane, And you
know, I do think I don't know, man, I think what happens
is I think I don't know, So I'll put it this way. I
think what happened is the Internet and a lot of like modern communication gave these
people a link to each other that they didn't otherwise have. I can't remember
who said this, but I've heard this before. Were like it was okay
to have the village idiot, right or like the village crazy person, because
everybody in the village would be like, oh, that's the village idiot.
But now the village idiots are in like a forum together, and now every
village idiot has formed their own kind of like idiot village, and now like
they are like kind of sharing and and and and socializing and and you know,
growing and spreading in a way that they probably couldn't before because before they
would have just been laughed at or just they just wouldn't be taken seriously.
I think that's really what you're seeing. And I do think what you do,
what you're seeing in your family is that, yeah, the potential has
always been there, but they weren't touched by that potential because they were they
were sheltered from it and some way because those village adiats could only exist in
some in so in so much density. But yeah, I agree, I
think, like I actually see this a lot where like oftentimes and this is
so funny how often how often this is true, even when you talk about
like some of like the most annoying, like left leaning people, it just
so happens. And this might be just a complete luck of the draw on
how many of these people I've decided to look into, but a lot of
them, a shocking amount of them, grew up religious and eventually changed,
like shifted into it completely, like Okay, I'm the opposite now, but
are equivalently crazy. And I'm not saying that's most people, by the way,
I'm just saying like that, like certain people who I've chosen to look
into it. So it's very fascinating. But like, I do think religion
opens you up to that, because if you're being asked from an early age
to ignore what your eyes are telling you or to ignore what like the rules
of the world are telling you, it's like, oh, something dies and
then it's gone forever there, right, and but like, oh, but
your dog's dead, and it's like and it's never coming back, sweetie,
But Jesus came back, and it's like and then you're forced to be like
what, but like wait why, and then there's no answer to that question,
and then you're just meant to accept it. And then so if you
can accept that, if you can accept that, you're going to accept all
sorts of crazy. And I know that, like I understand that might seem
like condescending. I'm sure there's probably a lot of religious people listening to this
who probably frustrate, but like, I mean, you have to own the
fact that that's real, Like that is just that is just true, Like
it must be that you have to take things, you have to take things
on a very faith based thing in religion, which is fucking it's it's ludicrous
at times. I think that it's a ludicrous at all times. I'm be
honest. I mean, like why like having having no having faith at times
feels ludicrous most of the time, and at times it is straight up ludicrous
to have faith in situations that are just obviously they are what they are.
But what happens is that religion, it's it's such a weird thing to talk
about about because a lot of people learn good things from religion, right,
All people learn things, like some people become better people from religion, some
people, not all, not most never say that, but some some from
religion. Right, what happened is the problem is that religion asks you to
give up a lot of the agency you would have naturally what is inherently problematic
and stupid, and hopes that this divind, this creature of divinity is going
to rectify your problems. You know, Like when when bad things happen and
I fel gonna say pray about it, It's like, dog, what is
prayer about it gonna do? Are they? I mean? And there's benefit
to it there. It's you, it's you unloading these things that are frustrating
you. But praying about it won't fix the problem itself. It'll just help.
The thing to me is like you can't. The thing to me about
faith is like like, look, they're there're things that I have faith in
that are not like religious or anything. It's just like the things that I
am choosing, things that I choose to believe despite like they're very they're deep
unlikelihood. But no one there could There's nobody that I would get defensive about
that over you know what I mean, Like no one would be like,
oh, that doesn't make sense, and I would be like, no,
you don't make sense, Like you have to acknowledge that that's just like okay.
Faith is a psychological tool that you can use yourself to get through things.
But it's not like objectively real, Like it's not like a true thing.
And if you can accept that and like own that, that's great,
that's perfectly fine. You're not You're not the people that we're talking about.
Yeah, just a mature person. I think faith is kind of exclusively religious.
And I think what we you know, people that are secular, is
trust. Yes, the word is trust. I trust it. I guess
well, I don't care what you say. That is faith is tied to
It's like it's a it's a divinity thing. There are certain words that are
tied to. Of course you can have faith. It is something that brunch
brush brushes out in a thing. It's like people saying God bless. It
doesn't just mean literally God bless anymore. Like in a social sense it is
changed, the lexicon has changed. But in a literal sense. Argument no,
but see, but that is the whole fucking point of what I'm talking
about is a faith. If I need to differentiate, because faith is something
that is just this is just there is nothing in reality that makes sense about
this. But I am gonna have faith in this anyway versus something that is
just like I trust in this person, and even if maybe they may not
be a trustworthy person, you're gonna give them the benefit of that. You're
gonna give them some trust, you know, like that you're gonna be like,
you know, I trust this person's gonna take care of me. I
trust the pilot in the plane is going to land us, you know,
to the to the destination safely. And faith is I kind of have faith
that God's gonna take care of us, and you know, and not the
pilot itself. That's typically don't know if if I really words, I think
the word I use better is hope. I think a better word hope is,
hope is more trust, I think, yeah, like I think,
because hope works too. But faith is faith is usually assurance and hope is
you're unassured, you just faith. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Listen.
So like faith is like I've been on this Oh my god, I've been
stuck on this desert island for three days. I don't think anything is going
to come to help me. But like for my own sake, I have
to believe that some said that I can survive this, because if I give
up now then I'm totally dead that you have faith. To me, it's
like despite overwhelming, that's actually what hope is. It's like you're going to
say hope, Well, that's kind of that's faith. Hope. Faith is
like, that's kind of what we're talking supposed to be. Not you think
that something is going to happen for sure, you have faith in it.
No, I don't think faith is necessarily the absence of doubt. I think
faith is well no, because faith literally is defined as complete trust or confidence
in someone or something. Right, That's that's literally the that's the definition of
what faith is. It's not necessarily religious. It's colloquially religious, but is
not faith? What is it? What? No, hope is unassured,
but you hope something happens. You hope something happens. Faith is something is
going to happen, but it's based off of nothing. Hope hope. I
would say trust is something is going to happen, some sort of trust in
faith or someone. For one is faith based, one is secular. Right,
that's the only difference. I thinks the only difference between faith and trust,
that's the only difference. Yeah, But then I was saying, hope
is you literally don't know, deep down subconscious probably think it's doom. Well
I don't even think that. I wouldn't even say it'sman, but I would
definition faith and trust or semantic right. But we're talking about hope. Now
those are two different. But we're not talking about that anymore. We were
past that conversation. We're talking about hope versus faith. Okay, we were
talking about that like your desert island thing. But anyway, but that doesn't
matter that that shi, it doesn't matter. But uh I again, I
just want to. I just want to cap this with. I just want
I just want to. I just want to. I just want to cap
this with. I think to the listeners, if anybody's religious and listen to
and they're frustrated. Look, man, I'm never coming at the person that
believes it's just I just divinity in general is just fucking wacky, and people
get upset with that because it is tied to their identity. I'm sorry,
but you know that is just a thing that immensely that deal with it.
Okay, we'll put it this way. We hate the center, or we
hate the sin, not the center. Right to a certain extent, it
is it's kind of. It's kind of how they put it right. It's
usually like, oh, we don't hate you, we don't hate you because
you're gay. We just hate gay. Like I don't hate you. I
don't hate you because you're religious. I just hate religious. And if it's
upsetting to you, if that, if that is upsetting to you, then
you kind of get why that's a problem. Then that makes me sound like
an ady. I don't really agree with that. No, no, I'm
putting it in a I'm putting it. I'm putting it in a gay though
A yeah, of course, but yeah, no, I don't know.
It's just I just don't want how want like, I don't want to dance
around whenever I talk about religious and it's wackediness. I just don't want to
dance around because's quote unute, disrespectful. I just don't. I don't like
doing that. I don't. I don't want to do that anymore. I
don't think we should have him do that. And this is specifically in you
know, in this country, and then like say especially Islamic countries, it's
way worse because we I couldn't even say this, I'd probably be destroyed,
absolutely obliterated. Here, we get killed anything. I just said, you'd
try to be tough and you would say, you would say you're anti religion,
ship, and then some dude would be like, oh, yes,
say that to me now so I can kill you, and just fucking I'm
gone. Americans are lucky, bro. We forget our luck sometimes. That's
why we go to the places and we try to act the same way.
And it's like, yo, remember where you're from. Yeah, I remember.
We don't. We have free speech and they don't. That's very true.
We have sort of free speech pretty much, you know, sort is
good. Yeah, sort of. It's like every person that goes to the
Caribbean and it's like, hey, stay on this trail. Don't leave this
trail. Something or someone will take you and they're like, I'm from Nebraska.
It's like, all right, alight, let's get to this one and
then disappear. This guy Gala three CBT wrote in he says, hey boys
or hey boyos. You guys are always talking about the terrible places you've lived,
which makes me wonder, do you have anything you liked about the terrible
places you've lived? Like, was the roach house in a convenient location?
Yeah? I guess there's there's a lot of things that I liked about everywhere
that I lived. It's just when we talk about, like when we talk
about like the bad when we talk about the bad things, we talk about
them because the frustrating thing about the bad things is that they were so that
they were so uniquely terrible. Like what's frustrating about the roaches in like the
apartments that I lived in is that they would be perfect apartments without them,
like sincerely, like there would be no there would be no issue, Like
there's like the only other issue that we had in like the olive one that
we lived in was that the service indoors was terrible and you had to go
outside to make phone calls. That was pretty bad. But like every other
location that we lived in, there's like some minor inconvenience that was like or
some major, like one individual like major issue that made it that kind of
uh invalidated all all the positive aspects of being there. But there was ald
Dude, we lived in. The last building that we lived in together was
like a really nice fucking building, Like it had a nice pool, it
had a gym, it had it was like right across the street from the
from from everything. There was a food truck that was there every Tuesday.
Tuesdays, they'd have like lunch trucks there with various fucking sometimes extremely bomb kinds
of food. It was a dope experience. Yeah, I had a great
balcony. I loved that balcony a lot. Specifically, sometimes I walk by
it because I go I walked down there, and now I was like,
ah, I got a balcony. Fucking great balcony. But yeah, I
don't know that. It's just, uh, the the fun stuff or the
good stuff isn't funny necessarily. And the stuff that is funny that we did
talk about were like stories that happened at those apartments that we've definitely talked about.
We'll definitely do one with Jalen when everything is set up in this office
here, because that's one that I'm really excited, just like me, Kingson
and Jalen just talking about these places talking talking. Yeah, that's that's that
could be like we could cut that into oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna
have to we're gonna have to get some we have to figure some stuff out
with that. But dude like it. Uh yeah, I mean the the
first apartment that we lived in Glendale was very, very hot. It had
very it had no central air. The door opened into the living room,
which was insane, So that those are negatives, but it was cheap,
it was on the top floor. It's pretty good location, pretty close to
a lot of things solid, you know, Like I loved a lot of
things about those those apartments. It's just roaches will supersede. I hate.
I hate roaches so deeply that there is really no amount of there's really no
amount of amenities that you could put on top of that to make me be
okay with living among bugs, Like I really, I can't. I can't
do it. It's really insane. Like, yeah, I don't know,
because there's so many there are so many good moments, and I felt the
good moments that exist in our apartments all exist throughout all of the apartments,
you know. Yeah, they're just like different versions. Glendale was good in
all of the burbank places. Was good even in the next place I live
without my friend, like all my friends, even like my worst apartment was
the one I had lived in before I moved and with my friend, like
my because I lived with my friends and then I moved to Lily. But
the one before I moved with my friend my new group of friends, that
apartment was horrible. It was a sauna. I would go to bed and
I would reach for cold out the window because it was so hot at night
time. I would put my hand up to feel cold, and then I
would pass out and I'd wake up in the morning. It was a horrible
experience. But even there, it was like there was good moments. There
was having my friends over laughing fucking me, Chris and our friend Danny watching
all of too hot to handle the whole season, and it's being more absorbed
than we even and they of us wanted to admit, so we turn off.
He'd be like, yeah, I could watch some more. You know
those moments. It's it's having friends over, laughing about D and D like
the stuff like that. It's like that's fun everywhere, so you know,
you don't really talk about it because it becomes is filled into the foul folder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't have much to
add, just same same shit. Just the locations usually good my Grandma's rat
filled house, great food everywhere, like you know, just it was South
Central. There's amazing spots but you know, fucking there's rats in the fucking
house. It's a it's a it's I've never lived with rats before, and
that was that was an experience. Man. I find the rats are something
that are so shocking. It's like you can't even because they'll bite you.
Yeah. I wonder if they even fucked with me or anything, because they
were actually mice too. There was mice and rats, and the mice would
come and they would squeeze on her because you know, they can squeeze pretty
much anything that's side of their head, and so they were like squeezing under
my door and I'd hear them like walking on shit, and I'm like,
I can't fucking believe. I can't believe I'm doing this. And then but
it took my uncle to you know, get scammed, to uh for us
to me to finally leave or and then I thought, like, I can't
believe I was there for as long as I was dealing with that shit.
It was, but I thought it was gonna I really thought I was gonna
help out the family. I thought we were gonna do something special. We
were gonna fix up this house and then abandoned fucking ship. There was yet
it is what it is. I really, I really have a special hatred
of roaches, man, because they're just so ubiquitous in certain places. And
it's just like, man, for really apart from this apartment to the next
apartment, in the next apartment, he's fucking serious, Like, do they
have my numbers? Something almost impossible. Oh, it's so hard to get
rid of them. It's so hard. Did I tell you the apartment that
I saw one of them? One of them I saw because I cut them
off guard. I guess I called them in the morning. I think it
was a Saturday morning or some shit, and I was like, hey,
can I stop buy, I'm like in the area, and so what I
somebody told me, And this is what I think is it's true that they
probably sprayed like the night before or something, because you know, usually roaches
are hidden, especially during the daytime. Usually they're not just crawling out freely.
And so when I went and saw the apartment, like I walk in
the kitchen, there's this roaches just out and I'm like, okay, And
then I opened the cupboards and there's dead roaches and shit. And then like
there's dead roaches on the floor in the fucking master bedroom. I was like,
this is insane. I can't believe. Yeah, you're show like you're
renting this apartment and they're just roaches is freely out. And then so I
saw when I was talking it might have been my mom, so like,
oh, I think they just sprayed. And then unfortunately they thought like maybe
they would take care of the problem, and then it just brought them out
because they're like, oh shit, our homes being attacked. We need to
kind of like do something about this and scatter and I'm so it was a
yeah, but that was my biggest fear of finding and yeah, so the
place that I have now is oh we I didn't even mention, yeah,
that I secured a place in Burbanks. So I'm moving the thirty first of
May. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be uh in Burbank and uh
there's no dishwasher, so there's no uh and uh. I've been to the
place a few times and didn't no trace of bugs and everything seems fine.
So I'm like great. And the whole thing is it's month to month,
So if fucking roaches just started to show up out of nowhere, I could
just fucking bounce. Yeah, that's a good sign of confidence. Actually,
Like it's if leases are usually the you know, it is kind of how
things work. It's just like you expected to sign a lease, but like
a month to month is a pretty good indication that there are no like major
issues, like uh right, like that, because they would just they'd fucking
leave immediately. But yeah, it's it's gonna be. It's exciting, man.
But like you know, I I'm so happy that I'm in an apartment
now that I don't have to like I could wake up in the middle of
the night and walk into my kitchen barefoot and not have to look at the
floor. You don't even understand how long it took me to like this dude.
For a long time, for a long time, like I think since
I think twenty basically since twenty eighteen, since we had the olive apartment.
Damn, I just had to deal with that shit. And even your place
had it too, Like when you and Joe lived together, they had roaches,
and I'm like, damn, these things fucking are everywhere, man,
Not a single one. I saw one. I saw one really big.
I don't have a chance. I saw one big, and I was actually
worried because when I first saw the apartment, it had been abandoned for days,
like for for a while. Only Mick Micka, our friend Mick saw
it for me. And when I got to the apartment for the first time,
after like a month of nobody in there, I saw one like huge
dead roach by the door, and I was like, oh no, But
luckily I just assumed it just fucking it got lost or something and just like
died in there, yeah, or like something, because like I've had zero
problems to die. Yeah, but it was yeah, I'm never again,
never again with those. Let's move on with Uh, you're fat and retarded
and I'm out of here, wrote in Nice. That's the fucking Did I
ever tell you guys this story? I think I think I'm told you Kingseid,
like when I when I was at Sears and what back I quit.
There's a guy who quit at Sears and I can't remember who the fuck what
his name was, but he said he quit and he was like screaming loudly
in the managers off. He was like, you're fat and retarded and I'm
out of here. And that's how he quit. That's how he quit Sears.
It was like three months. It's like three months I think before I
quit or something. But that's his name. I told that story on consolation.
Glad to see it. Uh bro disseminating anyway, he says, Hey,
boys, I genuinely want to know what makes a good pizza. I've
had. I've had a pretty gat I've had pretty damn good pizza on the
West Coast, no cap, But why does New York City have the best
pizza? Dustin Furman from Sacred Symbols claims it's over So I'm wondering if it's
some sort of New York elitism. You have to understand, Dustin's from Pennsylvania.
They you know, the people are Look, this is like a sense
of elitism because you can prove it. And unfortunately for the East Coast,
the people the cities around New York have a massive inferiority complex about the fact
that they are not in the conversation Philadelphia, Boston, you know, Pennsylvania,
Connecticut, the New Jersey especially, they're they're a little insecure because they're
in the shadow of what is ostensibly the main character of America. And that
must suck. I get it must suck that every single superhero is there,
that every single big movie takes place there, that every single big novel takes
it must suck to have to constantly read about this fictional place that, unfortunately
for you, is very real and happens to have some of the best pizza
in the world. Must suck. But you gotta get over it. Just
get over it. It's okay as much as you did, bro, I
don't that's about. It's not about. I just's I don't even like it.
If I'm being real, it's my home, it's where I'm from.
This, yeah, but you wouldn't like it because you're a Californian now,
Like but you you have become a Californian New York City for two late to
everything you you flake constantly. That's what you're a Californian now, and it
makes sense for you. I don't flack anymore to say I'm not going.
Okay, say I'm not going anymore. You say you're not going. You
say that like no off, you say you're not going. Two hours beforehand
you say you're going, like not going the day of where you cancel.
I don't commit. I don't commit, like when like when what happened just
group chats happening, right, people saying we're going to this thing. I
don't say anything, right because I'm not gonna go. I don't even say
anything. I'm not even gonna I'm gonna throw my hat and it's gamble.
You are late. It's okay, you're this is what the culture. This
is the California culture. This is the California culture. And then you know
it bleeds into you and that's fine. But uh, you know, I
just think with pizza, there's no argument, like I'm sorry, like there's
just there's And I know this because people who have no reason to have any
bias have gone there and accepted it. Like there's just like, oh yeah,
this is fucking dope and and this is crazy actually, and it's only
really the people from around there, from like from like Philly or you know,
Boston or like those places, Like it's okay, borderline denial, man.
It really comes from the fact that like they're just not the talked about
city over there, and it's fine, but like it's so clearly obviously what
that is. I'll say one personal truth. I think New York is the
place where you can go anywhere in that fucking city. And get a good
piece of pizza pretty much. That is one of your yess. You can
get pizza pretty much anywhere. I think if you find the place, there
is a place where you can go block by block by block by block and
find good pizza. I've noticed the standards are high because I tried. I
made a point to try pizza New York and a few diferent places. I
even went to a place with the with the Wang because he was like,
oh, it's like over here, and I've been someplace by the way,
so I couldn't tell you where it was. But like, like the pizzas
that I had, they're just crispy, solid, fucking like it was.
There wasn't like some bullshit ass like over here. A lot of times it's
like, oh this is this is slimy or or fucking. I went to
a place right up the street from Chris's house and the dough wasn't even finished.
It was like, yeah, I was like, what the fuck.
I've never I actually never experienced that before because it was thin, and I'm
like, how does that even happen? It was thin? Yeah, you
don't go to though, you don't go to well, I want to see
I just since I'm moving to the area, I want to try all the
food around me because I'm just I want to I want to walk, Like,
if you want good food, look, if you want good food,
Yeah, Saturdays and Sundays, does go get breakfast to lunch on me and
Lily Lily knows where every good foods. Spotty said, it's not not an
issue that there's good food. It's just a matter of pizza specifically. It's
a great apparently there's a really good there's a really good fucking uh or like
like there's a really good fucking Mediterranean place like right next to me that I
had no idea about you because I have to always walk past this fucking I
didn't realize. And a massive portion. It gave you so much rice it
was insane how much right they give you, Like fucking I'm telling you,
like probably four cups of rice or something in like one thing Heaven, It's
crazy. I was like, dude, before my meat was gone, and
there was still probably like two cups or more of rice, just left overs,
Like, dude, this is insane. I've never seen that put in
the fridge. But then eventually I'm like later on, but yeah, look
at. So the question though, because I do want to know what your
guys take, is what specifically makes a good pizza, like what is it
water? The culture around it is probably the fact that the people that are
there are so many any Italians live in New York, so the recipes are
probably more authentic than they are out of the places that don't quite happens many.
They teach the Mexicans that usually run the place put to pizza very well,
what it really America? Such a New York has such good, clean
drinking water. It's it's not might it is like this is like we've talked
about this on the show before. There are places in California that like make
pretty good pizza. Like the issue isn't it's not that you can't find good
pizza elsewhere. Is that pizza elsewhere is very inconsistent to the point of like
you are better off, just like you are better off just settling for a
very predictable pizza Hut or Papa John's or something like that. Then you are
going to like a local pizza place, because good there's a pretty high chance
that if you're going to a local pizza place in fucking Iowa or fucking any
or like you know, Minnesota or fucking Oregon, that it's going to be
dog shit because there's no sense of consistency outside of those like chain restaurants,
uh and the places that make good pizza in LA and in Seattle from where
from where I've been, they say that they import the water from New York,
which is crazy. That's like wild to me, but it makes it
makes sense as to why it like specifically tastes better and so it is the
water. It's not even necessarily And I do think too, like a big,
a big thing that annoys me about La or specifically Glendelle Burbank that like
this kind of area is that there are people like I'll put it this way.
There will be a new grand opening of a new restaurant and it'll be
like a breakfast place or it'll be like, you know, an Italian place.
It's always some bullshit, like on the grand opening day, it's like
guess what it is, Yeah, you can get a burrito here, but
it's an Armenian burrito, or like yeah, you can get Italian food here,
but like no, it's an ur it's an Armenian twist. And it's
like motherfucker are angry motherfucker? No, but I don't get that. That
should make it even more stupid that you're doing that, because do you do
you really think that you're offering something that like really needs to happen. Oh
more Armenia. What is it with Armenians and refusing to just do the thing
that like people want to I want them to do. I don't understand it.
There are people, there's pizza, There's there are pizza places in Manhattan
that are run just by like Mediterraneans or just like angry Arabs, and it's
great. It's it's great because it's just pizza. It's just pizza. If
you're an Armenian starting a fucking restaurant in Glendela Burbank, just play. I
assure you you can just do the thing you could just do, oh breakfast
sandwiches, oh Adela. It doesn't have to be like, oh how can
I fit Chris, how can I how can I how can I put camel
meat in here? Or something like fucking relax, relax with it, tired,
Chris. Think of it like this, Right, when you live in
a pretty same the area, what happens is the businesses that are shown like,
oh, this is an Armenian place as well, it's gonna get better
business for Armenian people. That's except no, because they keep closing down.
They keep closing down. Look, I could say what that is, really,
but let's not talk about that, right. I could say exactly what
it is. You know what it is. Derek Goton knows what it is.
We say why what those things are? We can't say because I don't
want to be rude. I don't want to be well, they're not good?
Is the first? Dude? I had a Dude, I had a
breakfast breido at this place, at this place I was. I was so
excited there was there was like this breakfast, this breakfast place opening right next
to me. I was like, Oh my god, I'm so excited and
get just a just a normal fucking bacon, egg and cheese, Baconian cheese,
salt pepper, Baganigan cheese, salt pepper ketchup. Dude, You know
how excited I was just to be able to walk up, wake up in
the morning and be like, oh man, you know what, I'm gonna
walk twenty feet and get me a bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper,
ketchup sick. I get there and it's just all this Armenian stuff.
It's like, all right, here's a fucking Armenian breakfast burrito. And I'm
like, why are you fucking so it's our medium? All right? Well
thanks mother? Right, Derek? Can you fucking all right? Yeah?
Can you blot that out so I'm not dosed? God damn it, yeah,
ye blot that out. What's the time? What's the time stamp of
this? I got it? I got it. I like that place.
I think, yeah, I hate it. It's fucking terrible, but like,
God bless you, you're Californian. I guess acclimated to this terrible.
I don't know, man, it's it really is just I just want I
want I'll put it this way. I just want the Armenians to feel comfortable
just doing just making simple ship like you don't have stuff like just like I
thought about just I thought about this, I thought about opening up like just
like sincere, I actually gave this a lot of thought. Was like I
want to make a breakfast place, just like literally just a just a like
a New York deli kind of thing where it's like you get a bacon egg
and cheese, something very very simple. I thought about at it. I
wasn't gonna be like, oh, how can I do a Puerto Rican twist?
Get fucked? I don't need that. I don't know why you need
this so deeply. That's because so it's different for you, bro, It's
just different. But I just go get a bacon, egg and cheese.
That'd be amazing like that. Like well, even the way they make him
here is a different the way they make him back east, which is this.
That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of different things. Man,
there's there's a there's. To me, the biggest thing is there's always a
spice issue, Like say you guys with the authority you guys have on pizza.
I'm the way with Mexican food growing up where I grew up. And
so before I came back to Vegas, I bought two Kanye Sutha burritos and
took him with me because it's just it's over here. There's one good taco
place and that's it. And it's only because the recipe is from Tijuana.
So like this place is good, like a taco's a gordo is actually very
good over here. Other than that. All the Mexican food I've had over
here is just fine. It is. There is not anything that's like,
oh, this is good. I don't know understand. It is so easy
to make Mexican food properly, so I don't saggering. It's like pizzas.
It's like there's literally New York can go anywhere in good good pizza, even
in Jersey. I think there's good pizza in Jersey too, dude, so
that makes sense. Sorry, I've often had good pizza in Jersey. I've
been in Jersey, I've had I'll be fair, I've had one. And
this was just this was interesting. This place probably doesn't exist anymore, but
I was somewhere in Pennsylvania. I probably was somewhere outside of Pittsburgh and this
it was. The dough was it was almost like a I can't I want
to say it was like a biscuit, but like it was almost like a
fused biscuit croissant thing that I've never felt like. I can't even explain it.
It was so flaky, but like not some high rise dough pan bullshit.
It was. I was like, what the fuck is this? Like?
I was it was so unique and I kind of. I'm pretty sure
I have no reference. I have no reference to any I don't know where
I was. I was on tour with all these assholes, and I wanted
to at least I want to replicate that and then see what people like,
people that really know pizza Blake, what do you think about this? Because
it was an interesting spin that like one of the few interesting spins that I
didn't hate, because usually I just want a regular slice of pizza and I
don't want like like a disjort, Like there was a dejorn no like biscuit
flaky thing that I had that I'm like, well, this isn't pizza,
but you know, it was all right, and yeah, it was the
only thing that I would say that outside of the pizza realm, that I
thought was kind of kind of good and interesting. But yeah, everything else,
man, I I think you're you're probably you're you're right. About the
water thing, it just it just makes sense. It's like having a cup
of coffee with filtered water versus sink water. It actually makes a difference.
Like I'll just drink I'll do the sink water because I'm lazy. I'll just
because I'm like whatever, just sink's right there. I'll just put it and
do But whenever I'm not lazy and just put in the U because a lot
of time the filtered water is really cold, it's killed out of the fridge,
and I'm like, ah, it's gonna take a little bit longer to
warm up, So just I'll just deal the water on the sink, you
know. So but it makes a difference. So yeah, yeah, I
get it it totally totally do this is better there. It's unfortunate, and
think, I do you think these things have splash damages? I do think
like it's generally like like it's almost like a like a bomb kind of radiation
thing where it's like all like it's it's kind of hard to have a bad
piece of pizza in New York City, Like you have to really, I
feel like you have to be like really unlucky, or you have to like
actively search for it, and then you kind of get out to Connecticut where
it's or go to Samaras, yeah, or and then it kind of like
it's and so like that's the epicenter and then it splashes outwards, right,
and so you have places in Jersey, places in Pennsylvania have places in you
know, maybe even like Boston and and Connecticut where yeah, they're a lot
less common, but like you could you could find a good pizza place in
those places. And then you get to you start getting to like you know,
Rhode Island and then fucking further out and you're like it's becoming really scarce,
and then there's fucking maybe one per every fucking fifty miles, you know
what I mean. And it's the same thing with Mexican foods, I think
in California where it's like there's a lot of good Mexican food in California and
then like there's a splash damage there where like by the time you reach fucking
you reach Oregon, you're not you're not getting good Mexican food really, even
some some of the outskirts man where it's just like white people in trucks,
the Mexican food starts getting like kind of I'm like, what the this is
fucking really it definitely gets iffy, ye gets iffy. Sometimes it starts getting
a little bit like because you know a lot of Mexicans, like you go
go to like upland it starts getting a little bit iffy around that area.
I'm like, oh, oh sorry, Upland is like it's very it's it's
it's northeast. It's northeast. But like if you're if you're if you're on
the two fifteen or something like, if you just keep heading east, you'll
be in like the Inland Empire area, just like the area where it's just
like it's pretty hot but not high desert just yet. And a lot of
uh, poor white people out there move out there because it was cheaper and
they would have big trucks and stuff. After this before Palms, after Palms.
This is this is before palms. This is before palms. Yeah,
this is like before like it's not like say, say, uh, not
quite you know how like there's Victor Villain on that bullshit. This is like
south of like the high desert, but it's already starting to get a little
bit warmer and dry. But anyway, this is unimportant. It's just like
that that that area. When you start getting out in those areas, people
kind of just lose the They just don't know how to make it's not it's
not even see it's not special. Make refried beans, large salt, like
maybe a little bit of something extra, but just really large salt Gania saw
the just fucking salt and pepper. It's not that it's not that complicated,
but they still fun out somehow. I will say, though, best best
Mexican food I've had I did, like this place called Tacoa's Take that we
used to go to a lot, But like best best I ever had was
this place in San Diego that I can't remember the name of. It was
like some shack in San Diego that was like a really fucking good San Diego
is like Mecca, dude. Yeah, San Diego's back. It's literally right
there. That's why it's like old town of food over there. It's crazy,
bro, God, I was just there. It's that's the first place.
That's the first place in California technically, that's the best, like like
the first major city that like, so the fucking people that migrated up there,
they they they fucking do work man, And yeah, I gotta go
back, bro, I gotta I'm gonna go again. I went to the
freaking I spent my time at Zoo's there pretty much because the zoo there,
the zoo and the Safari there. The zoo and the what is it called
the Safari it's called there. Yeah, unbelievable, Like I've never had that
much fun in my life. I went to the park. When I went
down there to visit its, I think like like years ago because they were
pretty close to it. But I saw that n't know lions. I saw
like a giraffe like put its head in the fucking like car I was in,
like a draft, put its head in and I was gonna touch it,
like don't touch And I was like I should have touched it, like
I'll never have a chance or something like that. Again, you would have
got fnivorous. You would have got it sick. You can't touch him.
You imagine like the like lickeryanks me out and tears me out, throws me
to terray on one of the giraffes and rhinos and I die. Dude,
they're like ultra powerful. They easy pick you up. They're way they're way
stronger than I can conceptualize, like you strong and the strong. They are
crazy. When you did when you did the Safari, did you like get
it close to like lions and stuff in the car or they like the jeeps
or something. I was in it. We were in the jeep. I
got so we would I touched the held cobra. I was right next to
a porcupine that was like trained like a dog. Like I've never seen a
porcupine. I didn't think they had the capacity for that. But it was
like and pet. She would point somewhere and it would go there, and
like she could touch it and it wouldn't frill up. And then she was
like a snappy thing and it would do It's like the fucking thing And I'm
like, whoa, that's crazy. We were near We're near rhinos. Asian
rhinos look so much cooler than African rhinos, have like little armor pretty much
on them. We were the African rhinos left, so it doesn't even matter.
No, there's a there was a bunch there. There was a bunch
of they are they are almost gone. There undred those are animatronic. It's
really sad there's less than three hundred of them existing anymore. That's wild,
dude, that's unfortunate. That's got a crazy. Yeah, it's wild because
they were because in our lifetime there were like tens of thousands, and now
this is the three hundreds. Fucking wid The thing is blasting them in the
face for like three hundred thousand dollars. It's crazy, Like fucking white people
man, just like with their curly mustaches and shit, and just getting undergo
this animal that's finding its business. Locals are the locals are holding the rhino
down, and the fucking guy with the twisty mustaches puts the fucking bunderbust up
to the right face and then bah and then right. That's so posterous.
Were the lions where there was, dude, When we went into the lion
glass, it was like quadruple glass and like four bolts like holding it down
because apparently before they got out somehow, so they took like every precaution.
But seeing a lion, like being near a lion, it's an insane thing
because the females, which are quite a bit smaller than the males, are
bigger than me, dude, which is horrifying. Well, and they were
just like they're like they're like very used to people, so they weren't like
aggressive, They just kind of relaxed. Yeah, what else you saw?
Alato's up closed? That was cool. We see anything else was particularly crazy?
We saw a castlewary yo, those things. I don't fuk around with
those things, man, bro Bro. They broke, but we cast right,
so we were they were like we walked down in this like little like
little inclatement and there was like this little den where it's like you'd assume it's
like a walking here, you would assum it be animal there, but you
see something like in the brush staring at us as we walk by, and
then all of a sudden, this fucking damn near velociraptor comes out and it
does the sound that they made in the movie. And I was like,
that's a monster. That is a fucking monster, dude, I see a
video there. But they're fucking scary, dude. I mean maybe that one
was small, like they're like, dude, they're fucking I will not fuck
around. I would rather be around a line than a castawarri, like sincerely,
Like aries are fucked like because they're birds terrifying, but they will animals.
Yeah, they they have like fucking scimitars on their on their fucking feet.
It's ridiculous. They're like kangaroos up close to that's what we saw.
Oh yeah, would you box the kangaroo kangaroos are biggest fuck know we we
know we saw we saw tree kangaroos which they're pretty much like small kangaros with
really long tails. We saw red pandas. They're the cutest animal on the
planet, like by a wild man. They're so cool. It's insane because
they look like they're like cats, and like cats and raccoons fused, Yeah,
teddy bears and raccoons. It is better what it was. It was
insane experience. I want to do it again. But like it's it's it's
wildly expensive. It's so fucking much money. It's a fox. What the
hell? They're red panda. It's like a coon tail, but like they
look at a fox. Phase is weird. I've never seen that before.
That is insane. I've never seen that before. What an abomination cute that
is. That's foxes to you said, you're gonna bombination like foxes at they're
so foxes. I think are are fucking fan foxes. I think are adorable,
like they're the I might be wrong because fed fox have long tails,
right, I mean they they have they have tails. I wouldn't describe them
as long whichever. The ones I saw have very short, little nubby tails,
but they look just like them. Fennick foxes look kind of like that
uh that fucking dipoem like that that know, that flying thing that an avatar?
What's his fucking name? Oh my god, I cannot small one.
Momo. Yeah they look they look momo esque. Yeah, but uh yeah,
those things are adorable. But anyone that can get a chance to please
go to the Safari area in the San Diego Zoo. It is an unbelievable
experience. Yeah, it's only incredible, lonely bankrupt you. It is expensive,
yes, but it's there's some privilege, some white privilege speaking I've never
been I'm looking at you. None of my white privilege. Row, I
really, I'm looking That was my favorite thing. I wanted a few shades
looking at a few shades lighter right now. As soon as you walked in,
see they're about to look at they were about to capture you. They
thought one of their silver backs escaped. And then you started getting lighter because
and then they were like, he's talking, Caesar, I star have to
see those movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta to
watch the second one last night. I want to watch them all for the
weekend. Caesar Horny, I'm trying to I'm trying right now to play I'm
trying right now to play hell Blade too. Doesn't particularly like black humans,
in particular Caesar Black Humans. He's immediately okay, never mind, let's get
the fuck out of here. Uh and the show. Let's get on Caesar
uncomfortable. By the way, Help two has been putting me hope by two
has been putting me to sleep. It's been helping with stuff from it.
It's I like, dude, yeah, well not in a great way,
like I mean, well, it's in a good way in the sense that
like, hey man, I'm getting some good sleep, but like, fuck,
I'm so bored. Damn, it's so yeah, unfortunate. I don't.
I didn't finish it. It just wasn't. It wasn't at the right
time for me to play because it was Love one. I think those are
two. Those two puzzle heavy. I was I wanted to fuck more things
up than ship and I was yeah, Help Blade Help Blaid one was was
good, but it was kind of slow, like I probably would have fallen
off of it if I didn't like force myself to go no, this is
good. But like Hubbay two is like yeah, I put like maybe like
an hour and a half into it, and I'm just like, I fell
asleep three times. That's crazy. That's that isn't even that I would say
an hour and a half. You're just fucking out for like fourteen dude.
Last night, I tried to play it. I tried to play it last
night. I tried. I played it for like twenty minutes, and I
was like passing out. I was like, oh man, now's not the
time. And then I woke up kind of. I went to bed really
early last night because the game put me to sleep, Like the game put
me to sleep at like ten, and so I was like, oh man,
I'm getting some I'm in like a real good like ram cycle right now.
Like if I knocked out right now, I'm gonna pass the fuck out
six. It's early, dude. I took it. Why ahead? Feel
good? Dude? You know that. Have you ever been in that situation
though, Like when it's like it's like at a it's like an awkwardly early
time. It's like maybe like nine thirty, ten o'clock, but like something
you're being not you can tell like if you go to sleep now, like
it's gonna be good sleep. It's like that kind of situation that I was
in. And I was like, you know, I'm gonna take it.
So I woke up early, just naturally. I woke up at like six
am, and even then I like, I stayed in I was like,
oh, it's too early, So I stayed in bed for another two hours.
Eight am I woke up so extra more sleep, more rest, I
get up. I'm like, it's early. I got a couple hours before
the show. I'm gonna try and make it through some hell blay too.
Like thirty minutes into that, I start falling asleep again after all of that
rest, after coffee, and I'm like, yo, this is crazy.
So I went to I went back crazy and so dude, and so I
go, I go to bed again because I'm like, this is gonna be
a good nap. And that's why I like what you guys say. And
then you wake up and I'm hired. At that moment, You're like,
damn, no, I felt right, No that I felt really good.
It was. It was good sleep again. But like, it's why I
like you guys sexted me earlier. It's like when when we went to record
the extra, m O. Kinkson was like, oh, you guys,
goot at eleven or at twelve and I woke up at like eleven thirty and
I was like, oh, sorry, I fell asleep playing hell Blade again,
So I don't know. Maybe I'll try. I'm gonna try and play
it again tonight at like seven, so that way, if it makes me
tired, I'm gonna get some damn good sleep again. But if if it
happens again, I'm out. Man, I'm done, like it ain't working.
But all right, let's uh read. What are you gonna say?
I? Uh, I pulled up the Patreon. Do you want me to
do it? Oh? Do you want to you want to do that?
You want to do names? Yeah, I'll see it. It's uh yeah,
just to get uh keep the people and you're ready? All right?
Yeah, go ahead and do it? Brother three two one Warn of the
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just to listen to sweet lethargy slur half of your name before falling asleep mid
sentence. I can't wait for you to do it again. Dude. It's
gonna be good. People people people need's a hit. You're a hit,
dude. Well Quackson recently Kingson recently got a sleep appning machine, so now
he might actually get some good enough sleep that h you know, die in
the middle of the show. Yeah, but didn't you notice that he didn't.
He's been so good. I'm getting addicted to it. It's so good
that I want to sleep because it feels so good. Oh Ship, that's
crazy great sleeping. Damn, that's cool. Maybe, yeah, we won't
fall asleep during the fucking podcast anymore. It's excellent. I also have a
ton of energy, so I've been like working out. It's great. But
if it happens, I'm gonna not need it anymore. You see, if
I do, if I get healthy, I'm not gonna need it anymore.
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me up, dude, I gotta I gotta recenter. There's the dumbest fucking
thing I ever heard. Like I'm gonna, I'm gonna actively not be fucking
health. It's like, keep using the sleep avenue machine. That's so stupid
and like you're probably not even joking. That's what upsets me, all right,
carrying around that's insane, dude, I don't know you. You refuse
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glasses. Please please fucking do it. It's it'll it's life changing. You
have no fucking idea how life changing that shit is to actually see like it's
it's it. It increases like people's like revenue with their work productivity by like
twenty to thirty percent. It's like in the third world country, it is
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Macy's, three Delta Airlines, and then that's it just stops there. The
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a tire but not as Dandy Arkham thug voice. It's the bat. If
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so I found out who I found out who that is? By the
way, Uh, it's just some guy. He's just some streamer who's like
I think, in that sphere of like excuc, like he's one of those
people. But like he did like a guess that guess where that I saw
a video of him in EXCUC, a game of like guess where this burger
is from? And he like nailed it every single time. But he was
like, oh, he's like, oh McDonald's burg king red And it's just
like, Yo, it's wow. That could not tell them part at all.
That's a weirdly unique skill. I can tell some of them. We're
doing that in person. We're fucking totally doing that. That'll be a fun.
Yeah, well yeah, we'll have a lot of these to go in
person. I think, yeah, yeah, all right. The guys whose
face got eaten off in Vegas, I didn't hear about that. Hilo is
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Army of the Fells and see if you recognize a sample there, like Jedi
my tricks, I keep forgetting to do that. One of my lectures got
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a oh, D and D campaign. I I guess, I don't know.
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wouldn't have a campaign? Play? A campaign would be better and even that's
kind of like a little would be tough. Probably, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I don't I don't know. Maybe we'll try and figure it out.
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but he's always on a bike instead of a fucking stop stop so reduct
like when you he can't even use the bike. That's amazing. You know,
he can bike around, but he can't walk. He can only move
his legs in bike motions and bike motion, but he can't watch a straight
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of piss. Yeah, that's probably all he's got. Twenty one pilots.
I wish I could fuck a guy because I'm so so gay a let the
homos turn out my cheeks butthole gets stretched out. I'm not sure what that
one is. I don't know what. Yeah, I don't know. I
know one of their songs, actually, I I only know that UH taking
my time on my Bryan. That's the one that's the one I know.
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my God, the Suicide Squad movie that I can't remember. Heathens. All
my friends are Heathens. Take it slow. Those are the only two songs
that I know by them, though, I have no fucking idea what.
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before. I don't know anything about the one pilots though. I yeah,
there's that the ones that Chris said, I know those, and that's it.
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clip a Frenchman ate a plane, Google it and discuss. Oh yeah,
we never did it, did we, John Claude, did we talked about
it? Har dang? Oh we did. Oh, I don't remember a
guy eating a plane? We did? I guess we did. Probably did.
I just completely forgot. You don't remember it. We improved about it.
We improved about John JF. Where JF was eating the plane? Oh
right, Oh my god, Yes, I remember that. We did talk
about We never I don't think we ever looked it up, but I think
we just immediately went to JF eating a plan. Yeah. Did we wait
a minute? No, because we were joking about that with Danny. I
think, weren't we Were we doing the JF thing? Oh? Man,
I don't know. I don't remember. Never mind. It's all getting fucking
scrunched up together. But I do remember trying to a little bit explain it
to her, like it's not really important, the whole thing. But yeah,
she did, she did learn a little bit about that guy. Can
you please leave a few seconds of silent audio at the end of the episode.
Patreon always cuts off a few seconds at the end. Oh it's interest,
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fuck it, Yeah, that's not that's not a big deal. Pipkin
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because I was like, God, I was so fucking like retarded. I
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a little school girl waiting for Warren g Harding to enter the kitchen. H
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a faulty neural link in Chris's head that plays thunder on repeat. You gotta
pay the trolls told again the boys whole gage six is afraid of gade seven
because seven gaped nine. It's pretty good, Pepe. My best friend was
offended by my gay station shirk and now I'm sad. Why is your friend
gay? Or is your friend like a die hard PlayStation fan? Which or
both? How dare you? There's fucking playing PlayStation and sucking a penis?
And then they saw that show, like, how fucking dare you? Don't
know what? I don't know no grammar notes for swen. Everything you do
on pod is fire. Keep killing it. There you go. Damn dude,
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guys, and they keep yeah, yeah, yeah, knock loose is killing
her rounds insane like fucking their their numbers don't make sense. Hardcore music gets
like a lot of fucking plays. It doesn't make sense, Like I don't
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start a hardcore band just to like thrust it in the algorithm. I guess
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brainworm, rfk's brain warn you, I'll carpet bomb the Gaza strip for a
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eighteen eighty nine. Yeah, I forgot about the youtubes thing. But company
was like making all those figures, are you good people? That it's weird
they do like official they do. They're doing official stuff now like they did
like Avatar and all sorts of other fucking oh wow things like that. Like
it's really jarring because I'm looking at I'm like, there's if you want to
collect all these things, you have to collect like legitimate things, you have
to cont like legitimate figures, and then me you gotta get like fucking John
Snow and Spiderman and fucking all these real people and then me. That's why
it's very funny. I reached out to them one time because I wanted like
something, I can't remember what it was I wanted. I wanted one made
of me, but in some sort of offensive way, just me kind of
being tongue in cheek. I'm sure it was something sexual, but and they
said, if you get ten thousand likes on a post, then we'll do
it. And I'm like, I'm I was just like, I was just
being stupid. I was trying to actually, hey, let's do a campaign
of something that I probably regret later, but it was kind of cool that
maybe they were serious about it. No, they weren't. They can't do
fucking like X rated shit anyway. Let me finish this. My old lady
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or he does or he doesn't exist, don't know. Whatever you which,
whichever you want to go, whichever route you take, it doesn't matter.
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he says, it way higher then. I always remember it's like obamna,
oh oh bombna, Obama. It's pretty impressive actually, that he hit
that note all right, I put the fuck out of here, guys,