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Yeah, it is so horrible.
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card that's on though, because I
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yeah, yeah, that's a good
idea. Anyway, what are we

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gonna talk about today? We've got, uh, just a couple of light

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things. Uh. Did he did
he did? He did? He did?

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He did it? Did he did? He? Diddy? Did he

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do it? Yes? He did? Yes? He did it? He

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did? He did it? Did
dude didd? He? I love did

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he did it? This? This? Uh, this scenario. I just

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love timing. I love I love
tempting fate too, because I want the

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footage came out right. There was
a lawsuit that he he he settled out

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of court the next day, right
because he beat up his ex right allegedly

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that was it was alleged at that
point, set out of court. We

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all know when you settle out of
court, it pretty much means there's a

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big chance you did something right,
there's a very large chance that you're guilty

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and you don't want to go.
I would say ninety percent of the time,

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it's it's it's it's indication of guilt. Yeah, you know, right,

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And so he set out of court, and then recently, since all

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of the Allied gations have been propping
up documentaries coming out, he released a

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statement kind of saying, oh,
y'all are lying on me and the truths,

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like you know, one of those
bullshit things. And I feel like

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he tempted fate with that. I
think possibly if he would have just shut

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the fuck up and just didn't say
anything like true criminals, then maybe people

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wouldn't have tried to dig up that. I think it was CNN that dropped

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the footage like that scene in had
the hotel footage of Diddy running in a

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fucking towel beating the funk what's her
names? Sasha, what's her name?

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Cassie? Talk about talking about this
already? Did you guys talk about didn't

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give the shi kick back? You
were here? I like I brought up

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the whole Diddy hitting what you call
it thing? It might maybe me and

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Chris I remember talking about it outside
of like we're at a friend's house at

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an apartment talking about it. I
don't know when moments like that, when

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we're all around each other, the
realities blur little like I feel like I

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remember talking to Derek about it.
That is right, we were talking about

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this. We were talking about this
at Korean barbecue or like that that day.

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I think that day we were talking
about it for sure. Yeah,

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but it does happen, and happened
with Assassin's creed when when I was gone,

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when I was kidnapped by a haillal
truck, briefly, uh, there

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was you guys were talking about Assassin's
bleed bladdos, and and then when I

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came back, when I escaped,
we talked about it again because you guys

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weren't sure if you talked about because
it it shit gets kind of meshed up

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sometimes, so I'm like, hey, man, people, Hey, the

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people aren't gonna mind. They're here
for that. I don't think, but

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I don't think we talked about the
footage of Uh it's crazy because in the

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footage you see Didy in a bathrobe
and he does he does, he literally

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does a sure you can towards Cassie. I think Cassie Ragdoll's down. I

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think it's about seventeen yards she flies
down this hallway. Yeah, and then

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did he run. He keeps doing
it. He keeps chasing, even in

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a hurricane kick. It was crazy
hurricane about like bro. Yeah, he

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was like talking about this with U
and then he just fucking just seventeen hits

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in a row. It was crazy. It was like, damn dude.

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So he didn't talk about that video. We didn't talk about it was that

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video of him going like he put
out an apology or some video of him

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going like, hey, listen,
man, I was in a bad place

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and I hit the bottom. There
was rock bottom. Man. First of

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all, you're not hitting rock bottom. There's a bottom. Come on,

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yeah, come on, they have
rock bottoms. But also like I've been,

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I've been, I've been pretty bad
off. I've never hit a woman.

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Bro. They have like pretty bad
look look rich rich celebrities have like

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they have like messanee or like first
floor bottoms. You know what I mean.

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They're not they're holding celebrity. They're
not hitting bedrock. You know that's

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ridiculous. I don't have the whole
Celebrities can't feel thing like if celebrity's going

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through something that they probably los like
because like you're but you're saying, like

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a celebrity, a rich celebrity doesn't
have a rock bottom that's similar to our

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rock bottoms. I agree it's not
similar, but like, I don't know,

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a celebrity could lose their rock and
feel horrible about it, you know,

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but Robbie their rock bottom. I
don't think that Missie rock Bottom.

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But I guess rock bottom the idea
of saying rock bottom means you have nothing,

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and I guess to them that's their
perspective of it. Nonetheless, this

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nigga beat up a girl. He
didn't have to, so like that's it.

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I don't care what kind of rock
bottom you go to. He beat

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her up before that went to sleeps. She tried to escape, and then

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he fucking somehow got agroed, Like
you know, I guess her stealth was

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not you know, like she wasn't
completely hidden and then the and then he

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fucking just came running down Like what
was that? It literally is it's that

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scene in Years one with the Berserker
in the church. Literally like that that's

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it's like an empty guns to get
its attention. Broye literally pulling the trigger

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on the empty guns comes after you
and not a friend that doesn't know how

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to fucking be quiet. It is
a crazy video. It's uh, you

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got to think about how many people
he's done this too, because this was

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his girl, This was a significant
other. So someone who's just slightly wronged

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him like it like maybe maybe accidentally
like stepped on his shoe and like that.

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Dude's probably dead and watched there was
one time where will they some guy

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forgot who it was. He was
amused, I think it might be an.

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I forgot who it was. Uh
he's he's I know he's cool with

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DJ Premiere, but he picked Seah
no no, no stop. But what

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happened is he came in and what
happened was he saw them hanging Walla Like

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he was like, no one's gonna
believe me because everything's some lie and no

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one knows about the ship yet.
But a few years ago people we starting

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talking about Diddy and it recently blew
up really big. But he was like

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they were hanging Wilele the DC rapper
all over the fucking window. They were

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hanging him by his shoes, said
he dropped his jewelry and ship off.

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His wallet fell out the fucking building
just because he was talking to Cassie.

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Did you see the video to Derek
you're talking about that? Yes, no,

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I actually did. I did see
that. I did, but it

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was crazy. It's crazy because all
while I said he did was he just

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like he made a comment that Cassie
looked nice. That's it. Like being

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a friend is their friends. They
know each other obviously Cassie's also from DC.

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There friends, but that's too much, man. And then like you're

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not gonna talk to my like this, like dum sneed Pixar movie ever,

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You're done? And then he sucking
like dumb Mexican codd robot. He literally

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literally walked over. He rolled over, He rolled over and he went people

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and then he did He was like, no way you're talking about Wally.

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He fucking psycho crusher him. He
just just just destroyed to somebody, you

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gotta be shot dead, dead immediately
if you listen. That is the okay

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response. They need to shoot you
your fucking mouth. Do we hold do

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we hold any responsible for this because
like I mean, come on, he

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was in a bad place. Yeah, he was. He was at it

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was at his lowest. He said
rock Bottom he was at he was at

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his lowest. Incredibly, was that
rock him with that thing that kept spinning?

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He literally meant he was watching rock
Bottom the episode he was and he

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said, I was at it.
Could you imagine being that confused? I

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was at rock Bottom, got the
new Bob and that what are those Division

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pros? And he just thinks he's
in rock Bottom. He's like, I

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was in rock Bottom, and we
got a closer at that footage. I

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think he was actually watching the the
the prototype Apple Vision Pros, and he

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fired he was in rock Bottom beating
up one of those the you know,

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those sea monsters and not yet.
Yeah, so it's all, it's all

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a huge misunderstanding. Did he like
listen, he was he thought he was

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in VR. He thought he was
in the thought Cassie was a sea monster

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and he was just simply trying to
defend himself. A huge misunderstanding. A

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sign fell the in circumstance, if
you will. Yeah, So I really

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I really do feel like maybe we're
being a little bit hard on him because,

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like like in the video said he
thought he thought he was at rock

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bottoms at rock Bottom, he didn't
know, you know, he takes full

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of hotel for biating up those sea
creatures. And you know what he takes.

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He took full accountability, even though
we know now that he was he

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was he thought he was in v
R and and that takes that takes a

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That takes a big man, you
know, to do that, to take

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the fall for something that woman you
didn't you didn't really do, you know?

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So uh, you know, props, props to takes a man.

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It does take a special kind of
man, it really does, you know,

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especially sorry, sorry, it takes
a certain kind of man, yes,

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but specially can be interpreted in very
many ways. So it's like a

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certain kind of man, a whoop
a woman's eyes, I'll say that right

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now. It takes a man and
a certain kind of man. And uh,

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you got you know even you know
that. I don't think I'm that

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kind of man. But it takes
feel a little bad. I'm being honest.

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I feel a little bad watching the
video. Why I feel bad is

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because it was so outrageous that I
laughed the first time I saw it.

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Because because it isn't feel real.
Kicked. He kicked her, He stomped

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her like she he did a kick
like it was WWE. It was so

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animated in a way that I'm like, this looks choreographed where I was like

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I'm watching a match where like,
oh, the heel is starting to take

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over right, and then now it's
like it's to slow down the momentum of

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the baby face. And I was
just like, I can't believe what a

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chake like it was. It was
way more brazen than I thought I was

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gonna be it, So I was
like, yo, couldn't I didn't laugh

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at all. I was like,
this is kind of sad. I feel

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bad for her. I mean,
it's you know, it's like it's like

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seeing if you saw a baby it's
shot in the face, you would probably

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laugh first because it's so scream I
definitely would scream. I wouldn't laugh.

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I don't know about it, but
I would laugh. You would laugh.

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Also, that's a that's a that's
on video thing and in person, a

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video of that. I could see
myself maybe like about a video in person.

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I'd be like we're talking things and
we're talking about a video. Yeah,

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I didn't laugh. I don't know. Women getting beat doesn't remember you

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remember you? Shent me a video
of and this wasn't funny to me at

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first. The first time I saw
a mom and her son fell out of

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a ride at a carnival like that
then sucked me up. I said it

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to you because I was panicking.
I said it to Chris, to jayl

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I said it to my friend Whiskey. I said it to Lily. I

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said it to a bunch of my
moments I saw and I got scared and

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I was like, someone tell me
what I'm like the episode the video,

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I said, Chris, a video
of a guy getting beat up and then

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he digs in his pocket. It
takes out a grenade, and I remember

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I said that to christ Is.
I was nervous. Now that is funny,

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Like that isn't it to YouTube?
I've seen video. We talked about

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it on the show before at Nauseum. That video, the guy pulling out

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of grenade in the middle of in
the middle of getting jumped is one of

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the craziest. It is so funny
because it's so that's like grand theft auto,

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like that's like, that's not something
that happens people. First of all,

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people don't carry on grenade. Second
of all, people don't detonate them

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in the middle of like random fights. Second of all, he was so

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bad. He got punched. He
got punched once and then kind of calmly

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walked over, pulled out a grenade
and exploded. Is craziest. It is

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such a crazy It is objectively funny
because of the circumstances that led you there.

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I just this is so outrageous.
How can I not laugh at this?

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It wasn't even like last ditch effort. That's what's so crazy, right

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because even when he had fifteen,
he had fifteen other options minimum, but

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he just skipped to the fucking grenade. Well, you take one bad combo

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in the fighting game and you turn
it off. It's like, well,

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you had forty five percent in your
health left, bro, you definite could

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have done something that was like a
dragon Ball losing. Yes, but like

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that, that'd be like in a
dragon Ball fighting game, the very first

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thing does is the sacrifice. No, No, it's like unnecessary. Like

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if you take one, you take
one and you're like fuck it, that's

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it. It's like, bro,
you have you have four health bars left.

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What are you doing? What are
you doing? Level of anger?

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That is a level of anger that
scares me, and you usually usually you'll

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see it in road rage where somebody
gets cut off and then they literally try

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to kill the person. Where it's
like those that that's a very different level

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of just doing something that was something
was done to though slightly annoying, and

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now you want to retaliate with murder. Road rage is crazy. Crazy you

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even have road rage is insane.
Like Lily has road rage. She gets

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she doesn't doesn't run anybody off the
street road yet. Also, I've been

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in a car with her, so
I don't know what you done when I'm

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not there, but she gets mad, and I'm like, Yo, Lily,

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you're gonna get mad. You're gonna
fucking fund this to this guy.

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This grown man's gonna come out the
car. You're gonna be like, Oh,

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I'm a woman, I'm a five
foot two woman. Chill. You're

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gonna do what the wrong. You're
gonna do it with a Diddy type,

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you know, the Diddy type of
man like class did. And then I'm

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gonna have to fight him. That's
what happens. That's what that's dude.

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I've seen it so many times growing
up. I've seen it so many times

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where like girls go and start problems
and then they throw their man into ass

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whoopings and it's so fucking funny because
I remember we were when I worked that

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duncan not dun like Starbucks and Fisco. There was this girl that she was

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dating a guy that worked out.
She was didtting a guy that worked like

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a car shop, and she was
like, you guys better mean if I

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get my boyfriend. And one of
my colches walked up. He said,

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if you get your boyfriend, I'd
beat the fuck out of your boyfriend and

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I'd slap you after. And I'm
like, damn, damn, you about

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to get this. It is man's
ass. Beat this in his sit.

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Man, he's done nothing. He's
working to probably buy you something knights and

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beat walk in say, hey,
guys, get punched in the face.

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I don't even know what's going on
yet. People that's talking about you guys

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work really hard. I hope you
guys having a good day. And he

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catches a fist of his mouth.
Yeah. I felt Jojo did that one

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time and only once though. It
was when because we got in a one

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car accident where we were stationed.
We were chilling and a giant truck swiped

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the left side of my car,
and she a side of her I've never

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seen got out of the car immediately
and started talking gangloads of ship and I

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was like, get the fuck back
in the car, because I don't know

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who's in that giant truck and its
huge, and a lot of people that

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have giant trucks or they're unhinged,
they're they're fucking crazy people. So I'm

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like, what the fuck like because
immediately I'm like, Oh, I'm probably

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gonna have to fight some guy that's
gonna be upset that like he he fucked

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up already and now he's getting scolded
and now he's gonna attack. But luckily

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it was like a sixteen year old
kid that just got his license and his

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like old ass dad was in the
passenger seat. They were both like,

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so were you sorry? And I
was like, oh, good, good,

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fun out of the sixteen year old. I beat the fuck out of

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you. Push the dad down on
the floor, You hold the dad like

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Joe to hold the dad down and
hold down, beat him. Don't do

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that again. That's crazy to watch. He's take that video of fucking bugs

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Bunny getting his arms twisted up by
that mummy. You ever see that video?

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No? What it's like real,
it's like some I don't remember if

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it's a mummy or what, but
there's a there's a video. It's like

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an official word about this animation.
It's like from like a Looney Tunes thing

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where Bugs Buddy gets really violently fucked
up by like some mummy or something.

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I don't I don't know what kind
of coming back like him and snaps it.

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He like bends his leg in like
a like three different points. It

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was what that was Looney Tunes?
I think I saw that actually, because

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I'm starting to get like a thought
of oh my god, it's crazy.

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Yeah, hold on, I'll put
it in. I'll put in the chat.

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It's called Bugs Benny Flipping Dies.
You have to you have to cot

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to copy paste it into Yeah,
I don't know what elon or I think

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it Actually it's not a Twitter.
Yeah's not letting you do links no more.

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But it's it's truly crazy, like
he gets fucking molested basically, why

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do you do him like that?
I don't know. It's a violet.

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Yeah, he's screaming too. He's
screamed like it's like it's it's what he

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does to his legs specifically, that
makes me laugh because here, so there

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was like an HBO Max thing,
right, okay, yeah, something like

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that. I don't know, Yeah, I don't remember what show it's from.

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I just know that I've seen that
on Twitter a couple of times,

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like out of context. That is
crazy, that's what ud, that's what

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did he did? So didn't get
the fucking Cassie. I just want to

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see all the other ship do because
you know there's a lot, there's a

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lot. Yeah, dude, he's
definitely. He's definitely walked down the hallway

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of like a like a Vegas hotel
and a baby in Astrola looked at him

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the wrong way, and then later
that night he shoved it down the fucking

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kitchen sink, like you know for
sure, Like he's so clearly did He's

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so clearly unhinged, Like he's like
that, he is so obviously unhinged,

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you would you put that past that? He probably he's probably microwaved his fair

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share of cats, like all sorts
of ship. Yeah, yeah, did

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you see that movie and like I'm
gonna eat you one day and he means

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it. Yeah, like anything's possible
with him. There's a movie called Get

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Get Him to the Greek with he's
chasing. He's chasing. Uh yeah,

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he goes crazy too. And the
whole point is I guess he was acting

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crazy just to make sure he actually
makes it to the Greek theater. But

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like it's funny when you think back
on they're like, oh, he just

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channeled his inner. It's like it's
like when Crystal Lea played a pedophile on

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the show You, where he was
like just channeling his inner, like the

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ship that's already there. It's like, why would you step into that role?

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Like people are crazy. I would
be like if I had a dark

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side to me, I wouldn't want
to like do that because it's like it's

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almost like, oh, I'm hitting
in plain sight. This is so cool,

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Like I think that's just I don't
know you. Yeah, he was

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in You. I think, Uh, I don't know what's season, probably

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the second season or something, because
I was listening to this podcast called Your

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Mom's House and they would talk about
it like the show is so good and

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Crystally is in and shit, and
I guess he played like a pervert that

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like I don't know if he sleeps
with her or something, but some minor

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or something he like does something comes
full circle. Yeah, it's it's just

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crazy dumb sh it like that.
Like if I if I were a fucking

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you know, serial, uh,
I don't know thet or you know anything

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murderer, a thief or anything.
I'm not gonna be like, okay in

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Hollywood, would you want to do
the thing that deep down you know you

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always do? And it's just it's
just na, let me play something completely.

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I don't want anything even remotely connected
to the dark shit that I do.

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But I don't know. I guess
criminals are stupid, So that's kind

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of the whole point. I guess, like they're just they're not smart people.

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Typically smart ones are scary. The
smart ones you just never find them.

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You never know about them, right
because they don't do dumb ship to

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get caught. Like like my boy
Jack, the Ripper bro he wasn't smart.

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They were just they were just so
dumb back then, and the fucking

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he was smart centurated. They were
so stupid that like he didn't even he

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left like notes and ship and like
they couldn't figure it anything to find him.

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They didn't have forensics. He knew
for had two years. He was

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like all right for this guy at
least two hundreds, but they can really

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give me. He knew these bitches
can't track my coum yet they don't know

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it's gonna be dried up by the
time they look for my coum. The

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amount I do it at night time, niggas don't got street lights, they

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got cameras yet, I'm chilling,
bro genius. He knew about all these

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concepts well before everybody else did.
He's like, they don't have him a

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comit. Can I ask you?
Can? I ask you guys a question?

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Yeah, how big do you think
Mount Rushmore is? Uh? Pretty

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big? Huge? I have no
reference at all. I can't even guess

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right exactly, Like it really could
be like three feet long, Like I

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really like, I can't really I
really have no reference for like how big

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Mount Rushmore. I've only seen it, yeah, like I've only ever seen

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the close. I've only ever seen
the close wart And I saw pictures recently

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of like people like in front of
it, like pointing at it, and

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I'm like, dude, it looks
really fucking tiny, Like it looks mega

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small, Like what what do you
mean by mega's small? Google? Just

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like not even remotely as big as
I thought it would be. Well,

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it can't be that, because imagine
it would be if it was so big.

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Imagine how difficult it would be to
deal with. Well, that's what

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I mean, right, It's like
that part of it. Part of what

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impressed me as a kid was like
how big I assumed it was, for

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how much detail is in it?
Mmmm. And then you look at people

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taking pictures in front of it and
you're like, oh, that's kind of

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like it's not really that big at
all. What made you bring this up?

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I don't know. I don't know
if people take so Chris Chris Chris.

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People can't get like I don't think
you can get up by where the

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faces actually are. I think you
can go to where the park is by

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it, because yeah, they won't
let people vandalize. You can't get by

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the face. And you've never seen
anyone take a picture near enough to get

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a real sense of siosidly because you
can't get there. You know you could

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by it. Yeah, but the
pictures that I have seen are confusing,

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Like one of the one of the
so George Roshing's head, his head is

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sixty feet the same. I guess
yea, and I guess it's pretty is

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like five stories, Chris, it's
big, it's big, but also like

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that's huge, right, I don't
know what that was about that size,

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like in the huge area. I
never thought of it. I just I

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always thought it was like the Grand
thing where it was like impossibly large canyon

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or something. If it was that, Babe, we see it from space

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and you don't. S you don't
see it from space. No one talks

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about it like faces from that.
Whyilm is not that big all the ridiculously

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big things you can see from space, expectation absolutely just a wall. No,

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it's the Great Wall. You can
see the what you can see the

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Grand Canyon from space too. You
can see the divide of it. You

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can see America so well. Yes, because wherek is fucking big? Like

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my point, No, it's not
that it defeats the point. That's what

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I'm saying. You can see anything
from space. You can you can see

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anything from space, not exactly,
not well enough to be like, oh,

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that's exactly that. If you see
the Pyramids, you can see the

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sphinxes. If you had good if
you had the Grand Canyon, if you

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had good eyes, you could see
Manhattan from space No, you can't,

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idiot. You you absolutely can see
that. I can. I can see

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this, not that trueler, But
you can't see that little. It's not

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bigger than the most buildings. I
can see. Joe, you can see

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it from space. He had good
eyes. I could see Ron Jeremy's cock

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from space. No, you can't. You could be. All you have

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to do is zoom All you have
to do is zoom in and then you'll

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see it. Oh my god,
you like you can see it from space.

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You can see Amba's on Earth from
space if you zoom in enough.

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Yeah, yeah, you were,
in fact right, Yes, that is

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what I'm talking about. That is
thing gonna tell my conversation, Chris,

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did you read the article that I
said that it just posted, because that

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literally what you're saying is just this
article. They're like people are saying it's

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like much smaller in person. They're
like disappointed it was way bigger than that

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because it looks bigger, and it
looks a lot bigger in in like movies

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and media about it. I've never
thought I thought it was big. That's

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it I think about it. You
know what made me think about it maybe

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think about it was team America World
Police where they have like an entire base

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in it. Right the jets like
jets and helicopters and shit are coming out

404
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:06.319
of it, and you're like,
oh, I must be huge. And

405
00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:08.000
then you look at it and you're
like, there's like maybe a condo.

406
00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:17.279
It's the way a condominium. This
is that that's case. That's not even

407
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:21.039
like a Manhattan block. Chris,
No, maybe not, but that's not

408
00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:26.440
a Manhattan block. Is a Manhattan
block is way bigger than a condomedium.

409
00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.480
First of all, what I'm saying
is Washington. If you were to tell,

410
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:33.920
if you were to tell somebody that
that Mount Rushmore was smaller than a

411
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:37.079
Manhattan block, I think that would
be shocking to most people. Really.

412
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:44.119
I think that's a jar that's a
jarring fact because it's a it's like a

413
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:47.759
wonder. It's like Mount Rushmore.
You know, it's a big fucking thing.

414
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:48.759
And then you go to it and
you're like, oh, it's kind

415
00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:52.440
of kind was a big thing.
Only in America. I feel like,

416
00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:56.920
though, well, well yeah,
because like you know how like you know

417
00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:00.480
how like there's the Pyramids. The
Pyramids are the peer maid Is pictures are

418
00:30:00.480 --> 00:30:03.359
gigantic, like on a global scale. You know, I feel like you

419
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.039
know, no one in no one
in the rest of the world. I'm

420
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:07.799
just saying, no one in the
rest of the world probably be like,

421
00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:08.799
wow, that Mount rush For is
a big thing. You know, you

422
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:12.839
never heard I no, no,
dud I bet I bet. I would

423
00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:18.279
bet a lot of money that people
in other countries assume Mount Rushmore is way

424
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.000
bigger. They probably don't think about
it, probably don't even know about it

425
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:26.200
because when they think when they think
about it, obviously obviously, yes,

426
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.279
Japanese people do not think about about
Rushmore. Probably no, But if they

427
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:32.599
were to think about it, if
they were to think about it, they

428
00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:36.160
would probably assume it's massive because it's
like in the same conversation as these like

429
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:40.839
big fucking things like the Pyramids is
huge. I think it's this American.

430
00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:45.599
I think it's very American context,
my fucking obviously, but I just don't

431
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.839
even like the Grey Wall of China
is so Chinese. Yes, well yeah,

432
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:52.000
but the Grey Wall of China is
like a magnificent sculpture. When people

433
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:55.920
talk about big things, they bring
up the Grey Wall of China. No

434
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:59.720
one ever brings up Mount Rushi when
they're talking about gigantic, mind blowing ship.

435
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:03.759
No one ever does that, no
one's ever done that. I think

436
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:07.880
maybe if you don't talking about like, oh, like people are like,

437
00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:11.240
oh, the biggest rivers ever,
they'd be like, yeah, the Nile

438
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:15.079
is huge, dumb, the freaking
the one Louisiana, Miss Sipperver's huge.

439
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.240
But you don't see if people talk
about like, oh, the Hudson,

440
00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:22.880
when when you talk about man made
creations like that, you think about like

441
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:30.079
the Jesus and fucking what is it? And real Degonnairo right, Like,

442
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:34.240
yes, how big is that?
Then? Very very big? That's what

443
00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:38.319
I'm saying. I feel like it's
like I feel like the Jesus in real

444
00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:45.119
Degenaira is fucking massive, and the
world Chris exactly, That's what I'm hearing

445
00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:48.039
at When you talk about the Wonders. You never hear anybody bring up anything

446
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:52.920
about rush around Rushmore's I've never heard
that ever ever. I remember a lot

447
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:56.240
growing up people talking about how insane
it was that Mount Rushmore existed, and

448
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:59.319
how like insane it was that it
was made. And then you because people

449
00:31:59.319 --> 00:32:01.000
talk about that, and because people
talk about that, you assume it's huge,

450
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:02.880
and then you go to it,
and you see these pictures like this

451
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:07.720
is like fucking I could do this, do this in like give me a

452
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:10.440
year, give me a year,
I could do I could make Matt work

453
00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:17.000
morn a year. He's take.
I went to London and decades to do

454
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:22.640
it. But Ben is huge professional
Okay, all right, Chris, sure,

455
00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:25.880
okay, yeah, just one three
d he got it. They were

456
00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:28.759
like this, right, I went
to I went to London, right,

457
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:32.519
and I saw big Ben. But
Ben is insanely big, right. And

458
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:36.039
I've always assumed that, like,
oh, that's something that people talk about

459
00:32:36.119 --> 00:32:38.880
being gigantic gay and I've never heard
anyone ever be like, you know,

460
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:42.480
not much more gigantic. I'd be
like, oh, I guess it's not

461
00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:45.599
that anybody was like Mount Worthmore is
gigantic. I just didn't assume it was

462
00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:49.400
that small because it is such a
landmark of the United States, Like why

463
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:52.240
would we even pay attention to it? You might as well just draw it

464
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:59.079
because you might faces faces who give
like really like honestly, who kind of

465
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:04.039
when it comes to like the American
we don't care. We don't get.

466
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:07.519
That's that's that is the real thing, right there. We don't care American

467
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:12.400
culture is technically boring because it's so
young. Nothing cool is really happened yet,

468
00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:15.440
Like I wouldn't say that, I
wouldn't say that, it's not a

469
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:17.640
lot of it off the top of
your head. What's the coolest shit that

470
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:24.000
to happen in American history? Probably
the Tea Party? Probably the Tea Party

471
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:28.559
was fucking gay. It was gay, but it was we still we still,

472
00:33:28.599 --> 00:33:30.640
we still stood on business now.
But I'm just stood on business though,

473
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:34.799
Like prep that to pick a pick
up, pick a country on your

474
00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:39.359
I get it. I get it. Yes, yeah, because I'm like

475
00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:44.839
the Tea Party, I'm like,
okay, maybe maybe the maybe the Civil

476
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.920
Civil War has to be the coolest
thing. Actually it's the it's the most

477
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:51.920
it's the craziest thing for sure,
or no, the what you call it,

478
00:33:52.279 --> 00:34:00.279
No, it's just yeah, no, America is not that old sort

479
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:02.880
of cool. But even less,
I say civil wars the craziest thing to

480
00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:08.599
happen because like even when we even
we weren't we they didn't touch they touched

481
00:34:08.599 --> 00:34:13.800
Hawaii, but that was just a
harbor and then that's it. It wasn't

482
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:16.039
like, say, you know,
fucking all the major countries in Europe,

483
00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:20.599
like crazy, shit has happened for
thousands of year. Time they could have

484
00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:22.000
done it, isn't that crazy?
That was the last time they could have

485
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:25.519
done some function like that. Yeah, they really, they really wasted that

486
00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:29.760
opportunity. They had the perfect chance. They could have pulled up on us

487
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:31.679
and it's a wild ship. You
could have been speaking Dutch or some ship.

488
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:36.360
But they were pussy and that you
guys will go missing. You guys

489
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:44.320
are pussy pussy, pussy cat pussy. You know, sixty sixty feet tall.

490
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:46.760
It's so crazy. I've boughten like
Ethernet cables out are that length,

491
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:52.079
like that's it's that is so it's
true. I mean bout one hundred and

492
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:57.000
twenty. It's pretty big, it's
really, But it's also fet have those

493
00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.880
absolutely they do. How big is
How big is a story of a building?

494
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:04.119
Well, one story is not that
that tall? The one story I

495
00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:08.920
would imagine it's probably like what like
fifteen feet maybe or probably eleven twelve.

496
00:35:09.559 --> 00:35:14.280
I think it's probably like fifteen to
eleven, yeah, whatever, not ten

497
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:15.480
to eleven. Ten to ten to
fifteen is what I say. I think

498
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:20.559
story is contextual though, like like
I don't think there is such thing as

499
00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:22.119
this. I don't think there is
such thing as a story measurement of story

500
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:24.920
definition. I think a story is
just one floor, but just like,

501
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:29.760
however big that floor is, Yeah, however big that floor is is whatever

502
00:35:29.800 --> 00:35:31.880
that story would be. But yeah, I don't know. It's like that

503
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.800
is a story in feat but somewhat
underwhelming to me. I don't know.

504
00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:40.360
Oh it's under so it's about just
under a fourteen feet is what about a

505
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:44.159
story is? That's that's about right
now? There you go, there you

506
00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:47.360
go, ye, But yeah,
look at your right career that's nearing five

507
00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:52.400
stories. That's that's right. But
that's pretty right, that's like, but

508
00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:54.199
that's what that's like. That's like
my the building I used to live one

509
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:59.079
Yonkers that had six floors and it's
like, yeah, it's big, but

510
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:06.480
like I wouldn't go to North Dakota
to see it. Not American, you're

511
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:08.760
not a red below Americans. But
I feel like we're talking about sudden redundant

512
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:12.400
because it's like, who the fuck, really do you know, wants to

513
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:17.800
go see that ship? I don't
Americans, even Americans. I'm talking about

514
00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:21.519
our peers. Has anybody like,
oh man, dude, we gotta go

515
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:27.639
to fucking fuck bummers my friend country
and go see some rocks with I'm like,

516
00:36:27.760 --> 00:36:30.159
I can see their faces on money
and dumb ship everywhere, like who

517
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.639
cares, It's like, it's not
it's not even pretty rocks. Like say

518
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:37.679
you go to like Sedona or something
and go to like the Devil's Ridge or

519
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:40.239
whatever, the fucking alex amazing,
Like I'd way rather do that. I

520
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:44.480
would do that again soon then go
fucking over there. And yeah, you'd

521
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:47.119
rather spend time with American to spend
time with the devil than hang out with

522
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:51.440
our founding fathers. I hear you. You understand that's actually real ship,

523
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:59.159
well most of the property. So
no, I'd rather them. That's good.

524
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:07.079
Different should you should to argue against
it and they kill him again?

525
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:12.280
Come here, boy, come here, Oh my god. Anyway, I've

526
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:15.400
never really thought about the like we're
doing it again, because I wonder,

527
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:17.840
how what is the what is the
biggest structure and man made structure? Right,

528
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:22.079
it's isn't it some place in Dubai
probably it's literally no, no,

529
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:28.400
no, no, it's it's uh
I think it's like a sears uh so

530
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:35.760
in uh in. That's crazy,
that's crazy. How's the point. This

531
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:37.559
is why I want to be,
This is why I want to be in

532
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:40.199
person, because I just want to
I just wanted to just leave the fucking

533
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:45.440
premise in a in a very like
nice way, like in a real time

534
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:47.880
way, just like that was.
That was so dumb that I you know

535
00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:52.599
what, you don't think honestly,
I think it's like some Scott series.

536
00:37:52.159 --> 00:38:00.159
Which series there's one in uh Philip
Philip Philadelphia, that's ninety story, he's

537
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:07.280
tall. That's in Dubai nineties.
Still. Yeah, the series is in

538
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:15.559
Dubai. It is the raj K
that is the big Khalifi Birch b klifas

539
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:19.920
what you're trying to say, God, damn it. I know people they'll

540
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:22.559
they'll see the sunset twice or some
ship. They'll go to the top watch

541
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:24.920
it set, then they'll go down
the elevator and watch it set again,

542
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:29.519
or some ship like that or some
bullshit, but nutters something like that.

543
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.880
Twenty one thousand feet that's crazy.
Yeah, that's almost as the series.

544
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:39.159
Yeah, yeah, a little bit
more than one hundred and sixty stories.

545
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:47.199
Anyway, it's called stories. Dude. What is the Yeah, I don't

546
00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:52.719
know what is the furthest layer of
the When we talk about the atmosphere,

547
00:38:52.800 --> 00:39:00.199
like the layers, which one's thephere, stratosphere, herisphere. I guess have

548
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:04.519
to look it up because I I
don't remember it. I don't remember.

549
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:07.400
Yeah, I don't remember the layers
of there's the trope is sphere of the

550
00:39:07.440 --> 00:39:13.559
stratosphere, the mesosphere, the thermostphere
of the exosphere, x sho exospheres,

551
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:16.039
and sending out where they're arm worst
where gravity still exists pretty much in the

552
00:39:16.079 --> 00:39:20.000
Earth. They guess exto sphere is
the farthest space out. Okay, So

553
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:27.559
okay, can we build a sears
in the exosphere. Yes, that'd be

554
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:31.119
If that got past, I'd become
an assassin. If we're wasting money on

555
00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:35.840
stuff like that, I gotta I
gotta make it. They have washing machines

556
00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:39.719
and refrigerators at the very top.
I would get. I would get physically.

557
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:43.280
At that moment. I'm like,
I have to do something because we're

558
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.320
wasting our money. Actually, I
have to do something now. They have

559
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:49.239
to. They gotta do something bold
if they're going to claw their way back

560
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:51.639
into relevance, and that I think
just might be building a store in the

561
00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:53.480
in the exosphere. You know,
like, yeah, no one's gonna go

562
00:39:53.559 --> 00:40:00.480
to We can't. We can't,
we can't. We can't fund Palestinians,

563
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:07.480
we can't fund Ukrainian education. We
can't give you a education, healthcare.

564
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:13.280
We must be sears that reaches to
the furthest It's gonna have the limitations of

565
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.719
the earth. When New York is
held twenty five years, when New York

566
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:22.239
is underwater, it's gonna turn into
New Venice. That's it. That's that's

567
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:25.159
how you handle that. That's exactly
you handled it was New Venice. Dude.

568
00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:29.840
Yeah, it essentially would be Uh. Man, that's such a fascinating

569
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:32.079
imagine what New York is gonna look
like in that time because it's not it's

570
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:37.679
never going to be underwater underwater because
like that happens too slowly for that to

571
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:42.199
really be the case. But like, man, that is fascinating. You

572
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:45.559
have to have like a or something. Dude. The climate tunes are gonna

573
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:49.760
be crazy when when when we were
like remember New York subways and we're thirty

574
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:52.559
five, we're like fifty, remember
how New York had subways? Are gonna

575
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:53.880
be able to say that and I'll
be like, yeah, that would be

576
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:58.960
crazy. It's gonna be until the
sharks took them over, till there's starts

577
00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:01.639
in New York. That's crazy.
They're gonna have to like try to that's

578
00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:06.039
gonna be crazy. It's probably gonna
be water lines like water you'll have,

579
00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:12.519
You'll have, You'll have daily ocean
gate explosions. Every It's like, uh,

580
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:22.880
every day, every day. They
keep rebuilding because it's it's seventy five

581
00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:27.079
for a ride. Man, It's
like it's it's so cheap. That's that

582
00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:30.480
is. That'd be wild impractical.
But I'm off, I'm here for it,

583
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:34.440
and I want to be damn underwater. I'm like, yeah, I'm

584
00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:37.920
from there. That building submerged,
Yeah it was when I was alive.

585
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:40.159
I lived at the top. I
would have been fine. I've only been

586
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:43.920
in New York twice. I don't
know nothing about New York. But I

587
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:47.199
want to be your mayor. What's
up? I think I think a lot

588
00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:52.159
about New York City. I want
to be the city. Fuck, dude,

589
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:55.239
I think a lot about that submarine, honestly, and how like universal.

590
00:41:55.360 --> 00:42:00.960
The celebration of that whole thing was
like everybody, every body was laughing

591
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:05.519
at those people. Yeah, who
just fucking it was funny time as the

592
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:07.880
kid didn't want to go. It
was really funny to know that it's fun

593
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.920
I'm sorry, I think it's so
unfortunate. He just like that's a that's

594
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:15.599
a that's a dark part of it, but it's still overall funny. Yeah,

595
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.960
bro, Me and my friend were
sending each other memes left and right

596
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.599
about it. When I saw the
vigelition of how it happened, Bro,

597
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:25.920
I was like, that's in dude, real quick. And then then they

598
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:32.039
didn't feel anything. When I saw
my mom and dad and sister making jokes

599
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:36.320
about it, that was when like
I was like, yo, we don't

600
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:39.400
rereally Like if I was a rich
person, I'd be fucking I would be

601
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:45.199
so scared because like I really do
feel like it's just this where we're at

602
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:49.119
this point where it's like, yeah, like if they die, awesome,

603
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:53.920
like so rich, that's great.
I literally want and feel like I feel

604
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:58.079
it. Eat them. Yeah,
I would love to eat them. Like

605
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:01.400
if if if you plopped on a
on a skewer in front of me,

606
00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:05.079
I'm like like spit roasting on top
of like an open flame, I'd need

607
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:07.920
him at least a little bit.
I would let somebody eat him first,

608
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:15.599
because I feel like he's something God, that's crazy. Do you eat the

609
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:22.559
rich? The rich? What m
though? Oh man, I mean all

610
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:27.119
right, what do we got good
clean parts? Yeah? Him too?

611
00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:32.000
Mm hmm. I don't know,
no way, what is this so funny?

612
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:36.239
Sox Dexerto or however, I don't
I still don't know how to pronounce

613
00:43:36.239 --> 00:43:42.000
the name of this website, deserto'xro. It's not tex ro. It's not

614
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:44.719
dextro because you can read the if
you if you just look at it.

615
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.559
There's no tea after the X.
But they just I just saw this thing.

616
00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.280
Five hours ago. Fifty cent reportedly
sold his documentary did he do it

617
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:55.920
about? Did He? To Netflix? So? So Netflix is shopping,

618
00:43:57.519 --> 00:43:59.880
you know, they're they're looking around. I didn't even know that that exists

619
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:07.920
in somebody just put out like somebody
Oh wait, you know what it was

620
00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:10.159
just a I think it was just
I think it was just on YouTube or

621
00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:15.159
something or you know what. I
can't remember. I've my brain's been too

622
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:20.239
fried in the past week, but
I remember seeing somebody working for Diddy.

623
00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:22.960
Oh no, never mind, yea, yeah, never mind, disregard that

624
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:25.239
it was Actually I would think it's
Kevin Spacey. Never mind, never mind.

625
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:30.920
I saw Kevin Spacey thing work guy
like Kevin. He grabbed Kevin Spacey

626
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:36.440
grabbed his like dick on the set
or something. Yeah, this is well,

627
00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:39.559
you know, this was a while
ago when he was still working and

628
00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:45.440
doing that one show where he was
Underwood like, uh, I declare you

629
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:49.760
have a nice paenis? Yeah you
have? I say you have a nice

630
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.719
penis side of Claire, and then
he just grabbed his dick like after they

631
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:55.119
after they cut, and then then
I'm like, damn, dude, that's

632
00:44:55.159 --> 00:45:00.880
pretty that's pretty bold of you.
And they're like hip yo undergone Man's and

633
00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:07.000
I will feast upon the penis something
like that. I don't remember the show

634
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:10.440
that what he said that famous Yeah, I don't remember it either. Yeah,

635
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:14.639
the first episode of that show so
many times and that's it. I

636
00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:17.000
could not get watch. I really
couldn't. I watched all of them.

637
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:20.480
I just kind of it's been it's
been years, I guess, so I

638
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:24.639
just remember him like, uh,
House of Cards, how's the cards?

639
00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:30.400
And he just like does this like
meta fucking soliloquies and ship like you're like

640
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:34.320
a little fucking oh. I guess
commentary, I shouldn't say soliloquy, but

641
00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:37.920
and then he'll just be like,
ah, say this thing is happening,

642
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:39.360
and like everybody's in the room and
I'm like, wait, you can't see

643
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:44.280
him. Literally, it's literally just
Foghorn. It's Foghorn, Leghorn. If

644
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:51.519
he was a rapist, he was
a rapist. Murder Ye. No,

645
00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:58.679
girl, it's confused and gay.
That's why no. No. When my

646
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:06.239
lexicons you automatically yes, the very
meaning of the world is like like a

647
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.320
wolverine. He's like, it's like
team Wolf. He actually he has a

648
00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:15.039
he has another form where he he
morphs and then he exactly we should we

649
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:20.559
should we do? We should?
We should retell the House of Cards on

650
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:22.760
the show, should make our own
House of Cards where it's where it's the

651
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:28.760
House of Cards that we would have
had. If I as somebody who's only

652
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:31.679
seen one episode, I feel like, I feel like it's pretty fun.

653
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:37.039
I have no idea where that show
goes, who's important, what characters.

654
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:38.559
I just know Frank Under what is
there? And I've heard that he has

655
00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:43.239
a ps veta. That's all I
know yeah about that show is that he's

656
00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:45.960
a PlayStation fan and he's a corrupt
politician or something. That's it. Yeah,

657
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:50.639
he plays a lot of Xbox too, so we got and then you

658
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:53.719
know who also plays a lot of
Xbox. Uh, the that means you're

659
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:58.519
gay iced Tea, so he will
be in the show, so you know,

660
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:00.199
that's right, that's one part of
it. Yeah, we got to

661
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:04.960
get icede. They'll have a grand
old time. I'm sure. Yeah,

662
00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:07.800
all right, should we move on
to uh or whatever? Should we move

663
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.960
on to questions? I guess yeah, why not? Let's do it.

664
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:15.599
Yeah, get some of our audience
the way from over at patreon dot com

665
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:21.239
slash to snart tank five dollars and
five dollars. Patrons can ask us a

666
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:23.719
question and then it'll be read on
the show. So go over and check

667
00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:29.039
that out if you so wish.
Our first question comes from Lily drinking piss

668
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:32.559
is so disrespectful to her character,
wrote in that's the name says hey,

669
00:47:32.679 --> 00:47:37.800
Chris Delia and friends. Watching Planet
of the Apes got me thinking, at

670
00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:43.280
what point does an animal stop being
an animal? Like? What if one

671
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:46.079
day your dog starts talking but remains
at the same level of intelligence? Are

672
00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:49.400
you still going to treat him the
same? Are you going to treat him

673
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.480
differently since you know you can talk
to him now, I think, I

674
00:47:52.599 --> 00:47:58.280
mean, animals are animals always.
Everything that's on a live on the planet

675
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:01.199
that's like doesn't have a cell wall
around the nucleus is an animal. So

676
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:05.000
that's that you're wrong, you think
a little harder. Well, yeah,

677
00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:08.800
people are in a bio people,
let's say. But for the sake of

678
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:13.400
argument, we understand what he's talking
about because he's talking about colloquially, like

679
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:16.400
what is an animal? And it's
like, I think there's a woman.

680
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:20.800
I think chimps are on that line, Like they're on that line where they're

681
00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:23.840
like they're clearly animals, but like
there's an upsetting amount of similarities between it.

682
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:29.440
I feel like if it at what
point does an animal stop being an

683
00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:31.159
animal? I think when it can, like, well, stop being a

684
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:35.760
beast, it's it's not an animal's
not being a beast. They're when they're

685
00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:38.079
they're no longer beasts. When they're
fucking when they're able to understand, like

686
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:43.880
cognitively understand the world around them,
that's a moment you cannot valuate having them

687
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:47.360
in cages. When they get conscious, it's like, okay, you're you're

688
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:51.519
you're a person. It may not
be a human, but you're a person.

689
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:54.119
You're a wave or whatever. Who
you are? Yeah, and what

690
00:48:54.320 --> 00:48:59.960
things are when you examine them,
you're not like my friend's dog. Who

691
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:05.760
you know that that that lion statue
came to life and the Ghostbusters and the

692
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:09.599
dog starts sucking barking at the screen
thinking that there's a lion in the house.

693
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:15.719
You know what I mean? That's
funny, but like right, like

694
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:20.360
right, dog, I know what's
going on. I'm like, bet you

695
00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:23.800
got to pay rent now. But
I would get everything. I would say.

696
00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:32.960
When an animal can cognitively ask me
to stop hurting it, that's that's

697
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:36.880
when it's that's when it's like no
longer. Like if I'm beating up a

698
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:43.760
cow and it turns to me and
it says, stop hurts that's no.

699
00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:51.800
It can't really signifying your hurting them. They can't because you know, human

700
00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:54.639
king said, how do I know
that's hurt How do I know? That's

701
00:49:54.679 --> 00:49:58.000
just not how it happens. You
can. So what you can do is

702
00:49:58.079 --> 00:50:01.239
you can you can do this test
right where you set an animal, you

703
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:05.840
burn an animal right, and it'll
make the same sound. It's making the

704
00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:08.639
same way it's making it when you're
punching and stopping on it, right,

705
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:15.239
And that's how Yeah, but simple
to ask you yeah, well it can

706
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:19.440
tell you that, it can tell
you that it's hurt. It can't ask

707
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.000
you to stop. And that's what
I'm talking about, Like it needs to

708
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:25.159
be able to turn and say,
well, well, I'm saying never say

709
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:28.159
it ever. Man, You never
know. Sometimes some one of these days,

710
00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:30.159
a fucking leopard might turn around and
be like, stop it, sir.

711
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:35.239
But I would have the vocal courts
to do it. They would like

712
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:37.960
I don't know what they would do. I don't know what they would do

713
00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:39.000
exactly, but that's what it would
have to do. Like that's what that's

714
00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:45.239
why. That's why I don't really
value fish as animals really, because like

715
00:50:45.320 --> 00:50:49.400
the fact, like if I could
cut your entire body out and you would,

716
00:50:49.800 --> 00:50:53.400
you would you would look so indifferent, like you wouldn't even frown any

717
00:50:53.519 --> 00:51:00.559
more than you normally remote. Yeah, that's like that's all they can do.

718
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:04.920
Yeah, I can't. I I
saw my can throw crabs inside of

719
00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:07.800
boiling things of water. It's crazy, dog, it's insane, it's insane.

720
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:10.159
I don't even eat crabs. I
don't eat seafood, but I think

721
00:51:10.199 --> 00:51:15.920
that ship is brutal as fuck.
Just throw boiling water. It's extremely brutal.

722
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:20.280
It's extremely fuck crabs, you know. I like crabs. Crabs are

723
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:23.239
cute, dude, Seeing Asian people
have fucking whole ass little mazes for them

724
00:51:23.639 --> 00:51:27.760
to kill themselves at the end,
is like, well, it's it's it's

725
00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:30.800
definitely, it's. It is a
cultural thing of it's. It's what you

726
00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:35.039
know, how we have like,
oh, there are signs this person's kind

727
00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:39.119
of a sociopath or a psychopath or
whatever. There are things that people that

728
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:45.960
behavior they consider normal, Like even
eating things alive like that is a complete

729
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:52.119
disregard for like any type of wellbeing
of something and just watching it torture.

730
00:51:52.199 --> 00:51:58.679
Yeah, that's it's nothing to them. It's kind of nuts. It's it's

731
00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:04.599
here anything that's psychotic. And then
I couldn't do that to any animal that

732
00:52:04.760 --> 00:52:07.960
I felt like, because I remember
I saw a video. The video that

733
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.920
changed my mind about crabs is like
I saw a video of a crab that

734
00:52:10.079 --> 00:52:13.760
had like sand on its eyes and
then it like put its eyes away and

735
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:15.280
then like wipe them off and then
put them back up. And I was

736
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:20.079
like, that's adorable. I like
crabs. I like crabs now, I

737
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:23.000
would never I still wouldn't eat them
because that's gross, because they're fucking bugs,

738
00:52:23.400 --> 00:52:29.440
but they're cute, and so I
wouldn't like torture a crab. That's

739
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:34.960
like insane, unfortunately for them.
Unfortunate, Yeah, the kings that I

740
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:37.639
am. Right now, let's say
like situations happened, I have to move

741
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:43.800
back to tod Toller Saint Thomas and
live there with my grandma's family. I

742
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:47.840
would probably become a vegetarian because of
how much it would hurt me having to

743
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:52.599
kill animals the way they do.
But if I grew up there, I

744
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:57.000
would just be life, you know, like obviously yeah, yeah, but

745
00:52:57.199 --> 00:53:01.000
right now, I couldn't do that. I couldn't go out there and kill

746
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:05.280
that. You know, that cow
that got born and you played with and

747
00:53:05.320 --> 00:53:07.920
you would run around and you'd feed
it and you'd pet every morning. Go

748
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:10.320
out there and put a bolt in
its head and then drop its head off,

749
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:14.519
skin it, bring it back here
Finn to eat good. I'll be

750
00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:15.719
like, yeah, you see that
that I couldn't do. I couldn't.

751
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:19.760
I couldn't get I couldn't get shared
of you with that. Oh yeah,

752
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:22.400
we're way too domesticated man for I
could do it, but I wouldn't eat

753
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:29.400
I wouldn't eat the animals, though
I would eat the chickens, whatever animal.

754
00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:32.000
I couldn't do it, I could
easily play with. I could play.

755
00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:36.280
I could play with the chicken one
day and eat it the next easily.

756
00:53:36.840 --> 00:53:40.519
Yeah, yeah, chicken. That's
no one told. No one tell

757
00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:43.760
me. Someone will go out there. She'll go out there with an axe.

758
00:53:44.559 --> 00:53:47.440
My little old grandma will go out
there with little axe. She'll go

759
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:52.199
to coach the pig to come to
her, and then she'll finish it off

760
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:55.000
herself, and she'll be all right, kingson, Yeah, we're having freaking

761
00:53:55.039 --> 00:53:59.480
panel. And I'm like, Grandma, you were playing with it. She'd

762
00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:01.920
be like, yeah, I made
it happy before it died, because that's

763
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:05.480
how they think. That's how they
think. Yeah, oh, I treated

764
00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:07.360
it really nice for a diet.
It was friendly. I was friends with

765
00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:10.639
it. It's also its head off. There's also a lot of yeah,

766
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:15.480
dude, I mean, that's any
if any way to do it. That

767
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.280
is the right way to do it, I guess, But like lord,

768
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:22.079
it seems so barbaric. Like if
it was if if you had to do

769
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:23.719
it, and you know, it's
just we're we're just in a day and

770
00:54:23.719 --> 00:54:28.119
age where you don't have to do
that anymore. Like there are obviously there

771
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:31.599
are places that they don't have the
type of luxuries that we have, so

772
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:35.840
they still need to hunt and kill
their food, right, they still need

773
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:38.079
to do it right, But in
like say, firsth world countries, there's

774
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:44.760
no excuse other than capitalism and just
people selfishly thinking that you know, it

775
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.800
tastes too good. I could care. I just don't. I couldn't care

776
00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:52.519
less about the environment because it really
comes to me it more comes down to

777
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:59.199
the destruction of our species and our
and the climate that to support our species,

778
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:02.159
that we just keep letting it happen, and then we keep having kids

779
00:55:02.199 --> 00:55:05.840
and not solving any problems, and
then we just leave the problems with them.

780
00:55:06.239 --> 00:55:07.679
Where I'm at the point where I'm
like, I'm old enough that I'm

781
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.320
like, you know what, dude, Personally myself, I'm gonna probably stop

782
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:15.599
contributing to the problem. And I'm
not I could never be militant and tell

783
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:19.679
anybody anything else because I'm just I
just don't care at this point about what

784
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:22.800
other people are doing if everything's gonna
go down in flames, fair enough.

785
00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:24.639
But just me on my own conscious, I'm like, you know what,

786
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:29.679
I probably should be vegetarian with a
star. I should probably like do things

787
00:55:29.719 --> 00:55:34.519
to not like further contribute to,
like the destruction of everything, because then

788
00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:37.519
it's like otherwise it's like, no, you can't talk, you can't talk

789
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:42.039
shit and then keep contributing to this
shit. But let me ask you.

790
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:45.519
Let me pose a question, you
guys, what what sorry with Kingson?

791
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.000
Kingson? What's your favorite food?
Like your favorite food, like the food

792
00:55:49.039 --> 00:55:52.320
that like you think about, like
curry chicken, curry chicken and white rice?

793
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:53.719
Bro would like mixed vegetables? All
right, all right, Derek,

794
00:55:53.760 --> 00:56:00.760
what's what's your favorite food? Oh, bean and cheese burrito? Okay,

795
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:05.800
if let's say, for instance,
but I respect it, Kingson's is a

796
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:07.079
little redundant because it is an animal. But like, let's let's say for

797
00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:12.320
whatever reason, there was an animal
that was, for all intents and purposes

798
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:15.800
curry chicken and white rice, and
and they were they were running around,

799
00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:21.639
right, would you be a like
could you kill them for it? Like?

800
00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.280
Could you kill the animal that is
your favorite food because it is your

801
00:56:24.280 --> 00:56:31.280
favorite food things right now? No, because if if they were, dude,

802
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:35.360
if there were little pizzas running if
I had to kill like a pizza,

803
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:38.400
if there was like a pizza running
around, like in like a farm

804
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:42.280
somewhere, like a bunch of little
pizzas around, you had to kill them

805
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.760
to eat them. And that's my
only way. That's like the only that's

806
00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:47.480
the only way to get them.
It's the only way to get him.

807
00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:55.199
Isn't that, Kingston about your chicken
curry? The only way to have right

808
00:56:55.239 --> 00:57:00.239
now? Kingston, right now,
I don't think so. So you give

809
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:02.880
up, like you're not eating what's
like the cute because what if it's like

810
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:06.280
the cutest thing ever, Like what's
like a little puppy, you know,

811
00:57:06.400 --> 00:57:10.599
and it comes up to you and
nuddles up to you, its it's pizza,

812
00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:14.000
and then it does and then it
does. What if? What if

813
00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:15.800
to get it? What if to
get it you have to kill animal.

814
00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:17.159
It looks like a puppy and it's
just that thing, you know, the

815
00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:21.119
bond, you know that bond thing
dogs do, or they look at you

816
00:57:21.199 --> 00:57:24.440
and you're like, no, it's
happening. It's happening. You're bonding and

817
00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:28.519
your eyes locking you like, oh, I love it, I love you.

818
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:34.039
You would still fucking spin around like
astro off and fucking uh fucking soul

819
00:57:34.159 --> 00:57:39.719
Caliber just chop its head off or
something. I would just crush. God

820
00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:45.719
damn. The thing. The thing
about it is like good food. The

821
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:50.280
thing about it is that good food
brings me so much meaning and like it

822
00:57:50.599 --> 00:57:53.320
is like one of the things that
I really really love about being alive.

823
00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:59.400
So to like, oh for sure, yeah, to not to just be

824
00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:01.559
like, ah, never mind,
it's just like I might as well just

825
00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:06.159
die really, like like what the
cabbage and hot water for the rest of

826
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:08.840
my life, like a fucking psycho. The thing is that's the only food

827
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:14.440
that's available, cabbage and hot water
said, which it's turning. It's turning

828
00:58:14.519 --> 00:58:21.519
into that first and foremost. I
really don't have to eat animals to have

829
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:27.519
delicious meals. That is older,
I get it. But your favorite food

830
00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:30.760
is an animal. My favorite food
is an animal, Yes, that's true.

831
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:35.199
But I can have delicious food that
just isn't an animal, like what

832
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:40.880
I think. I think lamb is
delicious. I'd argue it's probably the best

833
00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:45.280
tasting meat. Maybe right after chring. The chicken you could prepare it.

834
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:47.840
The way you prepare it is so
good. But lamb is phenomenal, and

835
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:51.800
I just don't eat lamb because I
had a lamb before. So I was

836
00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:53.159
like, I don't want to eat
it because I've had this animal and it

837
00:58:53.239 --> 00:58:57.000
was very sweet and it got killed
and it bothered me. So I was

838
00:58:57.039 --> 00:58:59.840
like, I just don't eat that. Well, we got to talk about

839
00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:06.159
when thing lab grown meat, Where
are you guys at with that it's healthy?

840
00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:08.639
If it doesn't obstruct my life and
it this is good, there's no

841
00:59:08.760 --> 00:59:15.079
there's literally no reason to not eat
it. So definitely, wait, let

842
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:19.280
me hear what you say, Chris. If they can convince me that it

843
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:22.880
like if if it is so good
that it convinces me one hundred percent that

844
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:27.400
it is real meat and it isn't, like, then I'm totally on board.

845
00:59:27.599 --> 00:59:30.199
My issue with vegan meat and like
that kind of thing is that like

846
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:34.960
I have never had like people people
have done this, Well, what is

847
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:36.800
it then? What do you mean
isn't the whole point of this way it's

848
00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:39.360
lab grown meat. N lab grown
meat is meat. It's just lab grown.

849
00:59:39.800 --> 00:59:45.119
So it's basically in the way that
you get your actual I guess,

850
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:47.360
right, Okay, Well, what
I mean I guess by that word is

851
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:52.119
it's meat that comes at no harm
or no cost to a living being.

852
00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:55.440
Yeah, that's what That's what it
is, right, Yeah, that's that's

853
00:59:55.559 --> 01:00:00.000
what I mean. I guess.
Yeah. If I'm convinced, then cool,

854
01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:01.880
that's great. Actually, like I
wouldn't mind that at all. The

855
01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:06.320
issue right now is like I've had
and I've dated vegans before, and I've

856
01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:09.480
like had friends who are vegan.
Like every time this will happen. They

857
01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:14.960
will get me food, right,
and they will pretend like they've gotten me

858
01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:19.000
like real chicken or like a real
beef, and then I'll be eating it

859
01:00:19.320 --> 01:00:22.079
and I'll like, I won't say
anything because they bought me the food and

860
01:00:22.119 --> 01:00:25.119
I'm not gonna complain about like you
know, free food or whatever. Like

861
01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:29.599
yeah, I'll be like this doesn't
this either doesn't taste very good or this

862
01:00:29.719 --> 01:00:34.119
tastes like very very wrong, and
then they'll go, so, how do

863
01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:37.199
you like the food? And I'll
be like, out of politeness, I'll

864
01:00:37.239 --> 01:00:38.960
be like, oh, yeah,
that's good. And then they'll be like,

865
01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:43.360
well, guess what, that's not
real meat. And in my brain

866
01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:47.360
I'm going like, yeah, I
like in my brain, I'm like,

867
01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:51.960
I know, dude, Oh,
I know, I know this isn't a

868
01:00:52.039 --> 01:00:54.800
real chicken. Are you daft?
You how much chicken? The chicken?

869
01:00:54.920 --> 01:01:00.320
The chicken is paste? I didn't
know it was paid. Wow. Like

870
01:01:00.519 --> 01:01:04.280
there's always that that conversation that happens
just like but if but if that happened

871
01:01:04.280 --> 01:01:07.079
to me, if that happened right
and I genuinely couldn't tell, I'd be

872
01:01:07.119 --> 01:01:13.000
stoked. That's great, that's sick. I think it's almost ludicrous or barbara

873
01:01:13.079 --> 01:01:15.639
for someone to choose to want it
not want it. If that was the

874
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:21.880
case, well I didn't want if
you didn't want that substance, because it

875
01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:25.000
can be made healthier, it can
be enriched in ways that other food probably

876
01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:29.360
can in certain ways. Well,
see that's the thing. It will be

877
01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:34.679
superior, it will it within time. It'll also be uh disease free,

878
01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:39.239
which is one of the best things
about like because how disgusting most farms are,

879
01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:43.239
and that because you know, it's
a business. It's not about keeping

880
01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:45.840
everything up to the top and tippy
top shape. Sad. The sad part

881
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:50.360
is that it may affect the listen
of animals to a degree to a heart

882
01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:54.079
usuld be, which is sucky,
but it's really unfortunately it's like God,

883
01:01:54.199 --> 01:01:58.159
like, if what the hell you're
talking about, If we stopped eating chickens

884
01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:02.559
as much, and we said,
get lab grown chickens that were fucking plumper,

885
01:02:04.280 --> 01:02:07.960
more healthy, fucking less, less
cholesterol bred into them, higher,

886
01:02:08.599 --> 01:02:13.280
higher, fucking gives you more tests
or whatever the fucking does. Right,

887
01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:19.440
chickens are knna go extinct relatively quickly
because no one's gonna give a fuck about

888
01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:23.960
chickens. About cows, and it's
gonna be people like cows, but no

889
01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:30.280
one loves chickens. Let's see,
I love chickens if they're going if they're

890
01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:31.760
going extinct, because like, say, how there's a lot of animals that

891
01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:36.840
have gone most animals on Earth have
gone extinct already. Right, If it

892
01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:39.400
is if they go extinct, if
they didn't actually serve a and here's this

893
01:02:39.559 --> 01:02:43.599
is me being ignorant. I don't
know about the purpose that they would serve,

894
01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:45.119
like free range wild chickens or whatever
the fuck. I don't even know

895
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:50.280
if that's a thing. But my
point being, they are in abundance to

896
01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:54.599
be consumed. So at that point
I don't care like them not exist,

897
01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:59.880
Like I just don't need animals to
be raised specifically to be slaughtered, Like

898
01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:04.000
that's the thing that I would love
to avoid. And you know it's gonna

899
01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:07.440
because already they're already the propaganda is
already coming out the uh, the meat

900
01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:09.760
industry is already pushing back against the
labs that are already just doing it.

901
01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:14.000
They're already doing it, and they're
already I don't want that mutant shit.

902
01:03:14.039 --> 01:03:15.960
And like, I was just talking
to a couple of my friends from back

903
01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:21.519
home, and they were their reaction
was that natural reaction to be like I

904
01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:23.320
don't want that mutant ship and all
this stuff. And I'm like, guys,

905
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:28.159
the stuff that we've already put in
our fucking bodies from growing up.

906
01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:34.480
Every nigga we were drinking King Cobra's
Hurricane like malt liquor. God knows what

907
01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:37.599
the fuck is in that bullshit that, like I had, don't know what

908
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:44.239
People don't know what words mean.
People don't know what radiation, nuclear power.

909
01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:46.079
It's like you to fuck you're talking
about, bro, You have no

910
01:03:46.239 --> 01:03:51.400
clue. You know radiation comes from
fire. You know fire is radiation.

911
01:03:51.719 --> 01:03:52.880
And they're like, what are you. It's always light. They're like,

912
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:55.159
what are you talking? You're fucking
you don't know what you're talking about.

913
01:03:55.159 --> 01:03:59.760
It's like, no, dude,
like open a book and have decently read

914
01:03:59.880 --> 01:04:03.880
up born like anything, the world
will become much much more simple but also

915
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:09.760
terrifying, but way more simple at
the same time. Yeah, it's it's,

916
01:04:10.039 --> 01:04:12.000
it's it's all good. Like I
don't. I don't because you know,

917
01:04:12.039 --> 01:04:15.400
I'm not some fucking advocate, like
militant motherfucker. I don't care whatever

918
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:18.239
people do their saying. I just
think it's gonna happen slowly but surely.

919
01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:23.599
Like like in the same way almond
milk people thought I'm in all mid milk

920
01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:26.039
wasn't gonna be here to stay.
But it's it's it is just it is

921
01:04:26.159 --> 01:04:30.440
now an option everywhere. It is
an option that is everywhere, and eventually

922
01:04:30.239 --> 01:04:35.000
I think it'll probably more of a
mainstay, you know, especially when people

923
01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:40.559
discover vanilla almond milk. A lot
of motherfuckers just don't understand. They'll get

924
01:04:40.559 --> 01:04:43.159
regular almond milk through I don't like
this and they can put the vanilla in

925
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:46.119
it. It'll change your fucking life, bro. I didn't. I fought

926
01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:49.480
soy milk for a long time,
right, I fought soy for a long

927
01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:57.599
pussy soy pussy. No, there's
just because that was before it was you

928
01:04:57.679 --> 01:05:00.519
know, my grandmother was like,
welldrin because grandma's not just tolerant, right,

929
01:05:00.559 --> 01:05:03.039
and she's since she's educated. She
was like, I'm not gonna drink

930
01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:06.320
this year before everybody else started not
drinking it. Right, yeah, whatever

931
01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:17.840
you would. But so what happened
is my grandmother made pancakes with vanilla soy

932
01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:25.360
milk once. She made it one
time, and my tune completely changed about

933
01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:29.320
the swim milk. It made the
I've never I've had better pancakes now because

934
01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:31.400
I've left America and dumb shit like
that. But at that age, they

935
01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:34.960
were such good fucking pancakes. I
was like, these are insane. So

936
01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:39.440
honestly, swimmoke this one time and
I was like, it's good. I

937
01:05:39.480 --> 01:05:43.760
don't drink almok really too often.
I usually drink lackteate free milk. Yeah,

938
01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:47.679
but eventually, like when milk is
just not a thing anymore, like

939
01:05:47.760 --> 01:05:50.159
it was like it is before,
Like not like in the future, I'll

940
01:05:50.199 --> 01:05:53.599
drink amelk. I like, I
think it tastes good. It's good,

941
01:05:53.679 --> 01:05:56.320
bro, Like, I'll get like
a special k with a chocolate shaving and

942
01:05:56.440 --> 01:06:00.440
rich too vanilla almond milk. It's
the best bowl of Cela fuck have,

943
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:03.119
man, the best bullshit we ever
fucking have, Like except for the fucking

944
01:06:03.239 --> 01:06:11.159
dark chocolate. That's the only problems
problem. Yeah, all right, let's

945
01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:16.760
uh see what else everybody's got,
Emilio Emelia Rodan. He says, Hey,

946
01:06:16.760 --> 01:06:19.880
fellows, would you rather be turned
topsy turvy in a shitty porta potty

947
01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:25.519
for a year or have the entire
world's population line up and smack you as

948
01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:29.039
hard as possible one time? Thanks
for the laughs. Well, the second

949
01:06:29.079 --> 01:06:33.960
one is gonna kill you. Yeah, other one's gonna kill you. But

950
01:06:34.039 --> 01:06:35.920
it's like how fast do you want
to be killed? Though? I think

951
01:06:35.920 --> 01:06:38.599
that's kind of what that is.
Yeah, I guess, I guess,

952
01:06:38.639 --> 01:06:41.880
so I guess that that is eventually
trauma. You're gonna get cut up,

953
01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:48.599
and this is gonna I don't think
so ventilation. Yeah, I took the

954
01:06:48.639 --> 01:06:54.880
slaps, and fuck it, just
to take the slap, you'll probably the

955
01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:58.079
first like what like probably within the
first fifty slaps you're dead. So you're

956
01:06:58.079 --> 01:07:05.079
not gonna make it through, like
I've can wasn't simultaneously once it comes for

957
01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:09.199
you? You died, did I? No? No, it's just one

958
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:12.800
one at a time, one at
a time, that's what That's what.

959
01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:14.920
It says, as hard as they
can. Yeah, yeah, I mean

960
01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:16.760
I'm reading it. Yes, it
says, smack you as hard as possible,

961
01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:20.199
one at a time. Oh,
I swear I thought I heard simp

962
01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:24.880
chanou say, okay, rabbit,
can I can I pace them out?

963
01:07:25.559 --> 01:07:30.920
Hmmm? No, one of that
doesn't exactly mean in like an immediate succession,

964
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:31.840
No, because what does that mean? That does that mean you could

965
01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:34.280
just leave the porta potty and go
to bed and then just return to it

966
01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:36.719
like the next day and shifts like
what do you well know you trapped in

967
01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:39.719
it for a year? Right?
Well for you? Yeah, but that's

968
01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:42.159
a year. But that's but you
can say that for a year's No,

969
01:07:42.280 --> 01:07:44.280
but can't you can say that for
like a year's time, Like you could

970
01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:45.840
spend like three hundred and sixty five
days trapped in the in the porta potty

971
01:07:45.840 --> 01:07:48.559
as long as you parson it out. We can't be doing that. It's

972
01:07:48.599 --> 01:07:54.000
either at the moment or years straight. That's different. That's this is This

973
01:07:54.079 --> 01:07:57.159
is not a big This doesn't say. It doesn't say a year straight is

974
01:07:57.159 --> 01:07:59.800
what I'm saying. It just says
four years. What did it say?

975
01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:02.880
Oh my god? For you didn't
iron good it enough. You didn't iron

976
01:08:02.920 --> 01:08:05.800
clad this enough. Buddy. I
read it as it was. You gotta

977
01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:09.320
iron clad it. You gotta iron
clad it you No, no, not

978
01:08:09.400 --> 01:08:12.119
to you, the person, not
you, The person got iron clad this

979
01:08:12.119 --> 01:08:14.079
ship. Gues's been a year in
a porter partty. He said, for

980
01:08:14.159 --> 01:08:16.760
a hour, I'll do an hour. I'll do hour, for two hours,

981
01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:20.840
jump out hour maybe two hours jump
out. Then I might die before

982
01:08:20.880 --> 01:08:24.560
I finish it. I might finish
you know know whatever. You know you

983
01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:28.239
gotta iron clad this. Yeah,
it's a good luring skills right there.

984
01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:30.359
People. People don't know how words
work. That's the thing. If you

985
01:08:30.520 --> 01:08:34.079
have to do if iron clad your
ship, if it is you are in

986
01:08:34.199 --> 01:08:38.600
this situation, then I would like
I would take the slaps and you can't

987
01:08:38.600 --> 01:08:40.439
get out of it. But if
it's like you can portion it out,

988
01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:43.159
I would take the I would take
the porter potty because that's just shifts.

989
01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:45.840
I'm not gonna die. I don't
want to have to. I don't want

990
01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:47.760
to have to be assaulted. Yeah, that's that's seems like the way that

991
01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:51.319
we would go about it. I
would just glove event. I'll glove it.

992
01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:55.279
I'll glove my face, I'll clever
my face. I'd do a little

993
01:08:55.319 --> 01:08:59.039
event out the things I can breathe
could you be the second part again?

994
01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:03.760
Just one more time? I want
to fully understand it, says, hey,

995
01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:11.039
fellas, I'd rather return topsy well
too late. You would rather return

996
01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:14.800
topsy turvy in a shitty porta potty
for a year, or have the entire

997
01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:21.960
world's population line up and smack you
as hard as possible one time. Yeah.

998
01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:26.600
See, like even the way that
he says that the entire thing one

999
01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:30.640
time, so it doesn't say it
could it could be taken in a very

1000
01:09:31.119 --> 01:09:33.359
see the way this is so the
way that he worded it, I would

1001
01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:36.600
be like, Okay, the entire
world population try to slap me one time.

1002
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:41.680
There's probably only gonna be like ten
fifteen people that are gonna be able

1003
01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:45.119
to slap me because they're all gonna
have to do it one time. And

1004
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:47.640
I'm gonna say at the same time. Because it doesn't specify, it doesn't

1005
01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:50.600
say one after another, it doesn't
say it isn't, so I'm lowering my

1006
01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:55.439
skills. Okay, everybody, well, entire world population, slap me on

1007
01:09:55.560 --> 01:09:59.079
three two one, and I'll get
slapped really hard by a lot of people,

1008
01:09:59.399 --> 01:10:03.399
and most people I die. I
can definitely probably I'll probably be knocked

1009
01:10:03.439 --> 01:10:09.359
out for sure, like I think
with the guaranteed like trauma and concussion,

1010
01:10:09.399 --> 01:10:12.960
and then we were still hitting you
while you're out. Yeah, so they

1011
01:10:13.079 --> 01:10:15.359
just get mooring. They're like,
oh wait, I'll just make up for

1012
01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:17.199
the other people that can't slap miss
I, miss I, miss my bad.

1013
01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:21.920
Somebody slapping I want. I'm not
gonna look at it. I'm not

1014
01:10:21.920 --> 01:10:24.920
gonna look at it. I'm gonna
look at it. Look up with some

1015
01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:28.880
getting slapped, but it's gonna be
funny for a moment. Then it's gonna

1016
01:10:28.880 --> 01:10:30.840
get really sad. I hate seeing
people get hit when they're out, dude,

1017
01:10:30.920 --> 01:10:35.399
I hate it. It's like that
some guy punched the guy combled him

1018
01:10:35.479 --> 01:10:40.279
up and he was dazed. He
was doing the wobble and I was like

1019
01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:44.279
no, and then he roundhouse kicked
him and I was like what though,

1020
01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:48.960
But this isn't a video game,
this isn't a street fighter. You don't

1021
01:10:49.159 --> 01:10:54.720
do that to somebody that is a
living, breathing person. You see that

1022
01:10:54.760 --> 01:10:58.000
guy get sucker kicked, because you
know you've seen a sucker punch before.

1023
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:00.359
But the dude walks up to a
guy and sucker kicks him and knocks them

1024
01:11:00.399 --> 01:11:05.239
out. It's crazy because I've never
seen that before in my life. He

1025
01:11:05.359 --> 01:11:11.760
walks and I was like, Yo, that's that's way worse to getting plunged.

1026
01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:21.920
Goddamn. All right, let's see
better to come into sync than to

1027
01:11:21.960 --> 01:11:25.960
sink in the com road. And
he says greeting greetings boys. A while

1028
01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:28.920
back, my aunt fell down the
conspiracy rabbit hole and now believes the war

1029
01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:31.479
in Ukraine is not actually happening and
Bill Gates is putting microchips in vaccines.

1030
01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:36.640
Has made me wonder were people always
this crazy? Has misinformation online really turned

1031
01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:40.760
normal people into unhinged lunatics? Or
do these people always exist in society and

1032
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:43.520
the unitt has just made them louder
and more self assuring in their delusions.

1033
01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:53.079
I think I think it is definitely
increased. But they've always had the potential

1034
01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:56.720
to be crazy, and the thing
that has made them to have the potential

1035
01:11:56.760 --> 01:12:00.800
to be crazy is uh, particularly
in this country. Let's speak about the

1036
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:05.039
United States. Most people in this
country are religious, which gives them the

1037
01:12:05.199 --> 01:12:09.239
opportunity to be as insane as you
want. Because if you already believe,

1038
01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:14.600
you know, say a Judeo Christian
like tale or something, it's already unhinged,

1039
01:12:14.680 --> 01:12:15.800
right, But we just accept it, right, we just accept it.

1040
01:12:15.840 --> 01:12:18.680
But when you actually just think about
it outside of like this is my

1041
01:12:18.760 --> 01:12:23.600
belief, Like this is the craziest
shit I've ever fucking read. So since

1042
01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:27.520
you already believe crazy shit, it's
not that hard to jump down and think,

1043
01:12:27.680 --> 01:12:31.279
Oh, somebody I trust is telling
me that Bill Gates is putting micro

1044
01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:36.119
chips in this thing. And you
don't have to vet anything because you didn't

1045
01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:41.399
vet the story that you use some
zombie. You worship a zombie like nigga,

1046
01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:45.560
Like, what do you want me
to say? Yeah, yeah,

1047
01:12:46.560 --> 01:12:50.159
it's respectful, but it's not.
It's it's it's real. It's true you

1048
01:12:50.279 --> 01:12:56.119
were a zombie. Yeah it is. It is objectively insane, And you

1049
01:12:56.199 --> 01:12:58.720
know, I do think I don't
know, man, I think what happens

1050
01:12:58.920 --> 01:13:03.039
is I think I don't know,
So I'll put it this way. I

1051
01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:06.800
think what happened is the Internet and
a lot of like modern communication gave these

1052
01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:10.760
people a link to each other that
they didn't otherwise have. I can't remember

1053
01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:13.720
who said this, but I've heard
this before. Were like it was okay

1054
01:13:14.279 --> 01:13:17.520
to have the village idiot, right
or like the village crazy person, because

1055
01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:20.079
everybody in the village would be like, oh, that's the village idiot.

1056
01:13:20.359 --> 01:13:25.720
But now the village idiots are in
like a forum together, and now every

1057
01:13:25.880 --> 01:13:31.359
village idiot has formed their own kind
of like idiot village, and now like

1058
01:13:31.840 --> 01:13:38.520
they are like kind of sharing and
and and and socializing and and you know,

1059
01:13:39.640 --> 01:13:42.960
growing and spreading in a way that
they probably couldn't before because before they

1060
01:13:42.960 --> 01:13:46.279
would have just been laughed at or
just they just wouldn't be taken seriously.

1061
01:13:47.159 --> 01:13:49.920
I think that's really what you're seeing. And I do think what you do,

1062
01:13:50.079 --> 01:13:54.600
what you're seeing in your family is
that, yeah, the potential has

1063
01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:58.439
always been there, but they weren't
touched by that potential because they were they

1064
01:13:58.479 --> 01:14:01.800
were sheltered from it and some way
because those village adiats could only exist in

1065
01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:08.319
some in so in so much density. But yeah, I agree, I

1066
01:14:08.359 --> 01:14:11.239
think, like I actually see this
a lot where like oftentimes and this is

1067
01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:14.800
so funny how often how often this
is true, even when you talk about

1068
01:14:14.840 --> 01:14:18.119
like some of like the most annoying, like left leaning people, it just

1069
01:14:18.199 --> 01:14:21.880
so happens. And this might be
just a complete luck of the draw on

1070
01:14:23.119 --> 01:14:26.880
how many of these people I've decided
to look into, but a lot of

1071
01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:31.520
them, a shocking amount of them, grew up religious and eventually changed,

1072
01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:35.800
like shifted into it completely, like
Okay, I'm the opposite now, but

1073
01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:40.039
are equivalently crazy. And I'm not
saying that's most people, by the way,

1074
01:14:40.039 --> 01:14:42.880
I'm just saying like that, like
certain people who I've chosen to look

1075
01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:45.920
into it. So it's very fascinating. But like, I do think religion

1076
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:47.920
opens you up to that, because
if you're being asked from an early age

1077
01:14:48.800 --> 01:14:54.840
to ignore what your eyes are telling
you or to ignore what like the rules

1078
01:14:54.880 --> 01:14:57.720
of the world are telling you,
it's like, oh, something dies and

1079
01:14:57.800 --> 01:15:00.640
then it's gone forever there, right, and but like, oh, but

1080
01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:03.039
your dog's dead, and it's like
and it's never coming back, sweetie,

1081
01:15:03.199 --> 01:15:05.680
But Jesus came back, and it's
like and then you're forced to be like

1082
01:15:06.119 --> 01:15:11.920
what, but like wait why,
and then there's no answer to that question,

1083
01:15:12.640 --> 01:15:14.840
and then you're just meant to accept
it. And then so if you

1084
01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:16.640
can accept that, if you can
accept that, you're going to accept all

1085
01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:19.000
sorts of crazy. And I know
that, like I understand that might seem

1086
01:15:19.039 --> 01:15:21.319
like condescending. I'm sure there's probably
a lot of religious people listening to this

1087
01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:24.600
who probably frustrate, but like,
I mean, you have to own the

1088
01:15:24.640 --> 01:15:28.560
fact that that's real, Like that
is just that is just true, Like

1089
01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:30.520
it must be that you have to
take things, you have to take things

1090
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:35.159
on a very faith based thing in
religion, which is fucking it's it's ludicrous

1091
01:15:35.239 --> 01:15:39.279
at times. I think that it's
a ludicrous at all times. I'm be

1092
01:15:39.359 --> 01:15:45.720
honest. I mean, like why
like having having no having faith at times

1093
01:15:45.520 --> 01:15:49.000
feels ludicrous most of the time,
and at times it is straight up ludicrous

1094
01:15:49.039 --> 01:15:53.199
to have faith in situations that are
just obviously they are what they are.

1095
01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:59.720
But what happens is that religion,
it's it's such a weird thing to talk

1096
01:15:59.720 --> 01:16:02.560
about about because a lot of people
learn good things from religion, right,

1097
01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:06.560
All people learn things, like some
people become better people from religion, some

1098
01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:13.640
people, not all, not most
never say that, but some some from

1099
01:16:13.640 --> 01:16:16.560
religion. Right, what happened is
the problem is that religion asks you to

1100
01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:23.600
give up a lot of the agency
you would have naturally what is inherently problematic

1101
01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:29.199
and stupid, and hopes that this
divind, this creature of divinity is going

1102
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:32.880
to rectify your problems. You know, Like when when bad things happen and

1103
01:16:32.920 --> 01:16:36.439
I fel gonna say pray about it, It's like, dog, what is

1104
01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:41.119
prayer about it gonna do? Are
they? I mean? And there's benefit

1105
01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:45.479
to it there. It's you,
it's you unloading these things that are frustrating

1106
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:49.800
you. But praying about it won't
fix the problem itself. It'll just help.

1107
01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:54.840
The thing to me is like you
can't. The thing to me about

1108
01:16:54.840 --> 01:16:57.079
faith is like like, look,
they're there're things that I have faith in

1109
01:16:57.119 --> 01:16:59.399
that are not like religious or anything. It's just like the things that I

1110
01:16:59.720 --> 01:17:03.800
am choosing, things that I choose
to believe despite like they're very they're deep

1111
01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:10.520
unlikelihood. But no one there could
There's nobody that I would get defensive about

1112
01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:12.039
that over you know what I mean, Like no one would be like,

1113
01:17:13.239 --> 01:17:14.960
oh, that doesn't make sense,
and I would be like, no,

1114
01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:17.039
you don't make sense, Like you
have to acknowledge that that's just like okay.

1115
01:17:18.079 --> 01:17:20.880
Faith is a psychological tool that you
can use yourself to get through things.

1116
01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:25.479
But it's not like objectively real,
Like it's not like a true thing.

1117
01:17:26.039 --> 01:17:28.760
And if you can accept that and
like own that, that's great,

1118
01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:31.319
that's perfectly fine. You're not You're
not the people that we're talking about.

1119
01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:38.399
Yeah, just a mature person.
I think faith is kind of exclusively religious.

1120
01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:41.720
And I think what we you know, people that are secular, is

1121
01:17:41.880 --> 01:17:45.199
trust. Yes, the word is
trust. I trust it. I guess

1122
01:17:45.560 --> 01:17:48.439
well, I don't care what you
say. That is faith is tied to

1123
01:17:48.520 --> 01:17:53.079
It's like it's a it's a divinity
thing. There are certain words that are

1124
01:17:53.119 --> 01:17:57.600
tied to. Of course you can
have faith. It is something that brunch

1125
01:17:57.760 --> 01:18:01.960
brush brushes out in a thing.
It's like people saying God bless. It

1126
01:18:02.039 --> 01:18:08.880
doesn't just mean literally God bless anymore. Like in a social sense it is

1127
01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:13.920
changed, the lexicon has changed.
But in a literal sense. Argument no,

1128
01:18:14.039 --> 01:18:15.000
but see, but that is the
whole fucking point of what I'm talking

1129
01:18:15.000 --> 01:18:19.720
about is a faith. If I
need to differentiate, because faith is something

1130
01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:26.199
that is just this is just there
is nothing in reality that makes sense about

1131
01:18:26.239 --> 01:18:30.840
this. But I am gonna have
faith in this anyway versus something that is

1132
01:18:30.960 --> 01:18:34.720
just like I trust in this person, and even if maybe they may not

1133
01:18:34.920 --> 01:18:39.119
be a trustworthy person, you're gonna
give them the benefit of that. You're

1134
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:41.640
gonna give them some trust, you
know, like that you're gonna be like,

1135
01:18:41.680 --> 01:18:44.359
you know, I trust this person's
gonna take care of me. I

1136
01:18:44.520 --> 01:18:48.159
trust the pilot in the plane is
going to land us, you know,

1137
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:54.640
to the to the destination safely.
And faith is I kind of have faith

1138
01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:58.079
that God's gonna take care of us, and you know, and not the

1139
01:18:58.159 --> 01:19:02.880
pilot itself. That's typically don't know
if if I really words, I think

1140
01:19:02.920 --> 01:19:10.079
the word I use better is hope. I think a better word hope is,

1141
01:19:10.239 --> 01:19:12.880
hope is more trust, I think, yeah, like I think,

1142
01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:18.039
because hope works too. But faith
is faith is usually assurance and hope is

1143
01:19:18.479 --> 01:19:25.079
you're unassured, you just faith.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Listen.

1144
01:19:25.159 --> 01:19:28.439
So like faith is like I've been
on this Oh my god, I've been

1145
01:19:28.439 --> 01:19:32.159
stuck on this desert island for three
days. I don't think anything is going

1146
01:19:32.239 --> 01:19:35.840
to come to help me. But
like for my own sake, I have

1147
01:19:36.000 --> 01:19:40.399
to believe that some said that I
can survive this, because if I give

1148
01:19:40.479 --> 01:19:43.560
up now then I'm totally dead that
you have faith. To me, it's

1149
01:19:43.600 --> 01:19:46.399
like despite overwhelming, that's actually what
hope is. It's like you're going to

1150
01:19:46.439 --> 01:19:50.399
say hope, Well, that's kind
of that's faith. Hope. Faith is

1151
01:19:50.479 --> 01:19:54.560
like, that's kind of what we're
talking supposed to be. Not you think

1152
01:19:54.640 --> 01:19:57.439
that something is going to happen for
sure, you have faith in it.

1153
01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:00.600
No, I don't think faith is
necessarily the absence of doubt. I think

1154
01:20:00.720 --> 01:20:05.079
faith is well no, because faith
literally is defined as complete trust or confidence

1155
01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:09.840
in someone or something. Right,
That's that's literally the that's the definition of

1156
01:20:09.960 --> 01:20:14.920
what faith is. It's not necessarily
religious. It's colloquially religious, but is

1157
01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:18.960
not faith? What is it?
What? No, hope is unassured,

1158
01:20:19.399 --> 01:20:25.399
but you hope something happens. You
hope something happens. Faith is something is

1159
01:20:25.479 --> 01:20:29.680
going to happen, but it's based
off of nothing. Hope hope. I

1160
01:20:29.680 --> 01:20:34.560
would say trust is something is going
to happen, some sort of trust in

1161
01:20:34.720 --> 01:20:41.600
faith or someone. For one is
faith based, one is secular. Right,

1162
01:20:41.720 --> 01:20:45.159
that's the only difference. I thinks
the only difference between faith and trust,

1163
01:20:45.279 --> 01:20:46.880
that's the only difference. Yeah,
But then I was saying, hope

1164
01:20:47.079 --> 01:20:54.399
is you literally don't know, deep
down subconscious probably think it's doom. Well

1165
01:20:54.439 --> 01:20:57.319
I don't even think that. I
wouldn't even say it'sman, but I would

1166
01:20:58.039 --> 01:21:01.399
definition faith and trust or semantic right. But we're talking about hope. Now

1167
01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:03.960
those are two different. But we're
not talking about that anymore. We were

1168
01:21:03.960 --> 01:21:06.920
past that conversation. We're talking about
hope versus faith. Okay, we were

1169
01:21:06.920 --> 01:21:12.119
talking about that like your desert island
thing. But anyway, but that doesn't

1170
01:21:12.119 --> 01:21:15.159
matter that that shi, it doesn't
matter. But uh I again, I

1171
01:21:15.359 --> 01:21:18.720
just want to. I just want
to cap this with. I just want

1172
01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:21.720
I just want to. I just
want to. I just want to cap

1173
01:21:21.760 --> 01:21:27.079
this with. I think to the
listeners, if anybody's religious and listen to

1174
01:21:27.439 --> 01:21:31.319
and they're frustrated. Look, man, I'm never coming at the person that

1175
01:21:31.439 --> 01:21:38.520
believes it's just I just divinity in
general is just fucking wacky, and people

1176
01:21:38.560 --> 01:21:42.119
get upset with that because it is
tied to their identity. I'm sorry,

1177
01:21:42.319 --> 01:21:46.079
but you know that is just a
thing that immensely that deal with it.

1178
01:21:46.760 --> 01:21:49.479
Okay, we'll put it this way. We hate the center, or we

1179
01:21:49.560 --> 01:21:57.199
hate the sin, not the center. Right to a certain extent, it

1180
01:21:57.319 --> 01:22:00.600
is it's kind of. It's kind
of how they put it right. It's

1181
01:22:00.680 --> 01:22:02.199
usually like, oh, we don't
hate you, we don't hate you because

1182
01:22:02.199 --> 01:22:08.920
you're gay. We just hate gay. Like I don't hate you. I

1183
01:22:08.960 --> 01:22:13.079
don't hate you because you're religious.
I just hate religious. And if it's

1184
01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:15.000
upsetting to you, if that,
if that is upsetting to you, then

1185
01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:17.840
you kind of get why that's a
problem. Then that makes me sound like

1186
01:22:17.880 --> 01:22:23.520
an ady. I don't really agree
with that. No, no, I'm

1187
01:22:23.560 --> 01:22:26.920
putting it in a I'm putting it. I'm putting it in a gay though

1188
01:22:28.039 --> 01:22:32.479
A yeah, of course, but
yeah, no, I don't know.

1189
01:22:32.880 --> 01:22:36.720
It's just I just don't want how
want like, I don't want to dance

1190
01:22:36.760 --> 01:22:40.479
around whenever I talk about religious and
it's wackediness. I just don't want to

1191
01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:43.520
dance around because's quote unute, disrespectful. I just don't. I don't like

1192
01:22:43.640 --> 01:22:45.039
doing that. I don't. I
don't want to do that anymore. I

1193
01:22:45.119 --> 01:22:50.319
don't think we should have him do
that. And this is specifically in you

1194
01:22:50.439 --> 01:22:55.000
know, in this country, and
then like say especially Islamic countries, it's

1195
01:22:55.039 --> 01:22:58.239
way worse because we I couldn't even
say this, I'd probably be destroyed,

1196
01:22:58.800 --> 01:23:01.840
absolutely obliterated. Here, we get
killed anything. I just said, you'd

1197
01:23:01.880 --> 01:23:04.760
try to be tough and you would
say, you would say you're anti religion,

1198
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:08.319
ship, and then some dude would
be like, oh, yes,

1199
01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:13.079
say that to me now so I
can kill you, and just fucking I'm

1200
01:23:13.159 --> 01:23:15.760
gone. Americans are lucky, bro. We forget our luck sometimes. That's

1201
01:23:15.760 --> 01:23:17.520
why we go to the places and
we try to act the same way.

1202
01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:23.279
And it's like, yo, remember
where you're from. Yeah, I remember.

1203
01:23:23.359 --> 01:23:25.760
We don't. We have free speech
and they don't. That's very true.

1204
01:23:26.640 --> 01:23:30.000
We have sort of free speech pretty
much, you know, sort is

1205
01:23:30.039 --> 01:23:33.960
good. Yeah, sort of.
It's like every person that goes to the

1206
01:23:34.000 --> 01:23:38.159
Caribbean and it's like, hey,
stay on this trail. Don't leave this

1207
01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:44.359
trail. Something or someone will take
you and they're like, I'm from Nebraska.

1208
01:23:44.840 --> 01:23:49.039
It's like, all right, alight, let's get to this one and

1209
01:23:49.119 --> 01:23:57.279
then disappear. This guy Gala three
CBT wrote in he says, hey boys

1210
01:23:58.159 --> 01:24:00.960
or hey boyos. You guys are
always talking about the terrible places you've lived,

1211
01:24:01.039 --> 01:24:04.600
which makes me wonder, do you
have anything you liked about the terrible

1212
01:24:04.640 --> 01:24:09.439
places you've lived? Like, was
the roach house in a convenient location?

1213
01:24:11.279 --> 01:24:15.039
Yeah? I guess there's there's a
lot of things that I liked about everywhere

1214
01:24:15.039 --> 01:24:17.600
that I lived. It's just when
we talk about, like when we talk

1215
01:24:17.680 --> 01:24:21.680
about like the bad when we talk
about the bad things, we talk about

1216
01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:28.079
them because the frustrating thing about the
bad things is that they were so that

1217
01:24:28.199 --> 01:24:32.319
they were so uniquely terrible. Like
what's frustrating about the roaches in like the

1218
01:24:32.399 --> 01:24:35.159
apartments that I lived in is that
they would be perfect apartments without them,

1219
01:24:36.840 --> 01:24:40.279
like sincerely, like there would be
no there would be no issue, Like

1220
01:24:40.359 --> 01:24:43.439
there's like the only other issue that
we had in like the olive one that

1221
01:24:43.479 --> 01:24:46.880
we lived in was that the service
indoors was terrible and you had to go

1222
01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:50.399
outside to make phone calls. That
was pretty bad. But like every other

1223
01:24:50.760 --> 01:24:56.960
location that we lived in, there's
like some minor inconvenience that was like or

1224
01:24:57.039 --> 01:25:01.600
some major, like one individual like
major issue that made it that kind of

1225
01:25:02.039 --> 01:25:06.239
uh invalidated all all the positive aspects
of being there. But there was ald

1226
01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:10.600
Dude, we lived in. The
last building that we lived in together was

1227
01:25:10.640 --> 01:25:13.760
like a really nice fucking building,
Like it had a nice pool, it

1228
01:25:13.840 --> 01:25:16.000
had a gym, it had it
was like right across the street from the

1229
01:25:16.199 --> 01:25:19.600
from from everything. There was a
food truck that was there every Tuesday.

1230
01:25:19.760 --> 01:25:26.000
Tuesdays, they'd have like lunch trucks
there with various fucking sometimes extremely bomb kinds

1231
01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:29.239
of food. It was a dope
experience. Yeah, I had a great

1232
01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:31.239
balcony. I loved that balcony a
lot. Specifically, sometimes I walk by

1233
01:25:31.319 --> 01:25:33.880
it because I go I walked down
there, and now I was like,

1234
01:25:33.960 --> 01:25:39.239
ah, I got a balcony.
Fucking great balcony. But yeah, I

1235
01:25:39.479 --> 01:25:43.800
don't know that. It's just,
uh, the the fun stuff or the

1236
01:25:43.920 --> 01:25:49.439
good stuff isn't funny necessarily. And
the stuff that is funny that we did

1237
01:25:49.520 --> 01:25:53.960
talk about were like stories that happened
at those apartments that we've definitely talked about.

1238
01:25:54.159 --> 01:25:57.119
We'll definitely do one with Jalen when
everything is set up in this office

1239
01:25:57.159 --> 01:26:00.880
here, because that's one that I'm
really excited, just like me, Kingson

1240
01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:04.880
and Jalen just talking about these places
talking talking. Yeah, that's that's that

1241
01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:11.399
could be like we could cut that
into oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna

1242
01:26:11.399 --> 01:26:14.319
have to we're gonna have to get
some we have to figure some stuff out

1243
01:26:14.319 --> 01:26:18.079
with that. But dude like it. Uh yeah, I mean the the

1244
01:26:18.159 --> 01:26:20.640
first apartment that we lived in Glendale
was very, very hot. It had

1245
01:26:20.840 --> 01:26:25.960
very it had no central air.
The door opened into the living room,

1246
01:26:25.960 --> 01:26:30.960
which was insane, So that those
are negatives, but it was cheap,

1247
01:26:30.199 --> 01:26:33.840
it was on the top floor.
It's pretty good location, pretty close to

1248
01:26:33.880 --> 01:26:39.319
a lot of things solid, you
know, Like I loved a lot of

1249
01:26:39.319 --> 01:26:43.399
things about those those apartments. It's
just roaches will supersede. I hate.

1250
01:26:43.640 --> 01:26:47.960
I hate roaches so deeply that there
is really no amount of there's really no

1251
01:26:49.520 --> 01:26:53.600
amount of amenities that you could put
on top of that to make me be

1252
01:26:53.680 --> 01:26:58.800
okay with living among bugs, Like
I really, I can't. I can't

1253
01:26:58.840 --> 01:27:02.079
do it. It's really insane.
Like, yeah, I don't know,

1254
01:27:02.119 --> 01:27:05.840
because there's so many there are so
many good moments, and I felt the

1255
01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:11.960
good moments that exist in our apartments
all exist throughout all of the apartments,

1256
01:27:12.000 --> 01:27:16.560
you know. Yeah, they're just
like different versions. Glendale was good in

1257
01:27:16.680 --> 01:27:20.119
all of the burbank places. Was
good even in the next place I live

1258
01:27:20.159 --> 01:27:24.399
without my friend, like all my
friends, even like my worst apartment was

1259
01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:27.119
the one I had lived in before
I moved and with my friend, like

1260
01:27:27.159 --> 01:27:30.279
my because I lived with my friends
and then I moved to Lily. But

1261
01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:32.439
the one before I moved with my
friend my new group of friends, that

1262
01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:36.760
apartment was horrible. It was a
sauna. I would go to bed and

1263
01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:41.119
I would reach for cold out the
window because it was so hot at night

1264
01:27:41.199 --> 01:27:45.159
time. I would put my hand
up to feel cold, and then I

1265
01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:47.560
would pass out and I'd wake up
in the morning. It was a horrible

1266
01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:51.039
experience. But even there, it
was like there was good moments. There

1267
01:27:51.119 --> 01:27:56.479
was having my friends over laughing fucking
me, Chris and our friend Danny watching

1268
01:27:56.640 --> 01:28:01.119
all of too hot to handle the
whole season, and it's being more absorbed

1269
01:28:01.159 --> 01:28:04.239
than we even and they of us
wanted to admit, so we turn off.

1270
01:28:04.279 --> 01:28:06.720
He'd be like, yeah, I
could watch some more. You know

1271
01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:11.800
those moments. It's it's having friends
over, laughing about D and D like

1272
01:28:11.840 --> 01:28:14.119
the stuff like that. It's like
that's fun everywhere, so you know,

1273
01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:16.720
you don't really talk about it because
it becomes is filled into the foul folder.

1274
01:28:18.319 --> 01:28:20.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't. I don't have much to

1275
01:28:20.920 --> 01:28:27.039
add, just same same shit.
Just the locations usually good my Grandma's rat

1276
01:28:27.119 --> 01:28:30.199
filled house, great food everywhere,
like you know, just it was South

1277
01:28:30.279 --> 01:28:34.920
Central. There's amazing spots but you
know, fucking there's rats in the fucking

1278
01:28:35.000 --> 01:28:41.600
house. It's a it's a it's
I've never lived with rats before, and

1279
01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:45.600
that was that was an experience.
Man. I find the rats are something

1280
01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:48.840
that are so shocking. It's like
you can't even because they'll bite you.

1281
01:28:50.600 --> 01:28:54.079
Yeah. I wonder if they even
fucked with me or anything, because they

1282
01:28:54.079 --> 01:28:56.880
were actually mice too. There was
mice and rats, and the mice would

1283
01:28:57.000 --> 01:28:59.319
come and they would squeeze on her
because you know, they can squeeze pretty

1284
01:28:59.359 --> 01:29:01.439
much anything that's side of their head, and so they were like squeezing under

1285
01:29:01.479 --> 01:29:05.079
my door and I'd hear them like
walking on shit, and I'm like,

1286
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:09.640
I can't fucking believe. I can't
believe I'm doing this. And then but

1287
01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:13.840
it took my uncle to you know, get scammed, to uh for us

1288
01:29:13.960 --> 01:29:15.920
to me to finally leave or and
then I thought, like, I can't

1289
01:29:15.920 --> 01:29:19.720
believe I was there for as long
as I was dealing with that shit.

1290
01:29:19.800 --> 01:29:23.399
It was, but I thought it
was gonna I really thought I was gonna

1291
01:29:23.399 --> 01:29:25.960
help out the family. I thought
we were gonna do something special. We

1292
01:29:26.039 --> 01:29:30.880
were gonna fix up this house and
then abandoned fucking ship. There was yet

1293
01:29:31.279 --> 01:29:35.079
it is what it is. I
really, I really have a special hatred

1294
01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:38.960
of roaches, man, because they're
just so ubiquitous in certain places. And

1295
01:29:39.039 --> 01:29:41.720
it's just like, man, for
really apart from this apartment to the next

1296
01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:44.399
apartment, in the next apartment,
he's fucking serious, Like, do they

1297
01:29:44.399 --> 01:29:46.399
have my numbers? Something almost impossible. Oh, it's so hard to get

1298
01:29:46.439 --> 01:29:49.680
rid of them. It's so hard. Did I tell you the apartment that

1299
01:29:49.760 --> 01:29:53.479
I saw one of them? One
of them I saw because I cut them

1300
01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:55.319
off guard. I guess I called
them in the morning. I think it

1301
01:29:55.439 --> 01:29:57.800
was a Saturday morning or some shit, and I was like, hey,

1302
01:29:57.840 --> 01:30:00.079
can I stop buy, I'm like
in the area, and so what I

1303
01:30:00.239 --> 01:30:03.439
somebody told me, And this is
what I think is it's true that they

1304
01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:09.720
probably sprayed like the night before or
something, because you know, usually roaches

1305
01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:14.720
are hidden, especially during the daytime. Usually they're not just crawling out freely.

1306
01:30:14.800 --> 01:30:16.079
And so when I went and saw
the apartment, like I walk in

1307
01:30:16.159 --> 01:30:19.600
the kitchen, there's this roaches just
out and I'm like, okay, And

1308
01:30:19.640 --> 01:30:23.319
then I opened the cupboards and there's
dead roaches and shit. And then like

1309
01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:25.920
there's dead roaches on the floor in
the fucking master bedroom. I was like,

1310
01:30:25.960 --> 01:30:30.199
this is insane. I can't believe. Yeah, you're show like you're

1311
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:33.399
renting this apartment and they're just roaches
is freely out. And then so I

1312
01:30:33.399 --> 01:30:35.000
saw when I was talking it might
have been my mom, so like,

1313
01:30:35.039 --> 01:30:40.800
oh, I think they just sprayed. And then unfortunately they thought like maybe

1314
01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:43.760
they would take care of the problem, and then it just brought them out

1315
01:30:43.800 --> 01:30:45.960
because they're like, oh shit,
our homes being attacked. We need to

1316
01:30:46.039 --> 01:30:50.920
kind of like do something about this
and scatter and I'm so it was a

1317
01:30:51.079 --> 01:30:56.239
yeah, but that was my biggest
fear of finding and yeah, so the

1318
01:30:56.319 --> 01:30:59.479
place that I have now is oh
we I didn't even mention, yeah,

1319
01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:03.279
that I secured a place in Burbanks. So I'm moving the thirty first of

1320
01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:06.119
May. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be uh in Burbank and uh

1321
01:31:06.479 --> 01:31:12.039
there's no dishwasher, so there's no
uh and uh. I've been to the

1322
01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:16.439
place a few times and didn't no
trace of bugs and everything seems fine.

1323
01:31:16.520 --> 01:31:18.720
So I'm like great. And the
whole thing is it's month to month,

1324
01:31:19.000 --> 01:31:23.359
So if fucking roaches just started to
show up out of nowhere, I could

1325
01:31:23.399 --> 01:31:26.600
just fucking bounce. Yeah, that's
a good sign of confidence. Actually,

1326
01:31:26.720 --> 01:31:30.520
Like it's if leases are usually the
you know, it is kind of how

1327
01:31:30.600 --> 01:31:32.640
things work. It's just like you
expected to sign a lease, but like

1328
01:31:32.840 --> 01:31:36.000
a month to month is a pretty
good indication that there are no like major

1329
01:31:36.159 --> 01:31:41.000
issues, like uh right, like
that, because they would just they'd fucking

1330
01:31:41.079 --> 01:31:45.680
leave immediately. But yeah, it's
it's gonna be. It's exciting, man.

1331
01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:48.279
But like you know, I I'm
so happy that I'm in an apartment

1332
01:31:48.319 --> 01:31:50.039
now that I don't have to like
I could wake up in the middle of

1333
01:31:50.079 --> 01:31:53.680
the night and walk into my kitchen
barefoot and not have to look at the

1334
01:31:53.720 --> 01:31:58.079
floor. You don't even understand how
long it took me to like this dude.

1335
01:31:58.239 --> 01:32:00.439
For a long time, for a
long time, like I think since

1336
01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:09.159
I think twenty basically since twenty eighteen, since we had the olive apartment.

1337
01:32:10.840 --> 01:32:14.640
Damn, I just had to deal
with that shit. And even your place

1338
01:32:14.680 --> 01:32:16.199
had it too, Like when you
and Joe lived together, they had roaches,

1339
01:32:16.239 --> 01:32:18.239
and I'm like, damn, these
things fucking are everywhere, man,

1340
01:32:19.960 --> 01:32:24.880
Not a single one. I saw
one. I saw one really big.

1341
01:32:25.199 --> 01:32:29.199
I don't have a chance. I
saw one big, and I was actually

1342
01:32:29.199 --> 01:32:31.760
worried because when I first saw the
apartment, it had been abandoned for days,

1343
01:32:32.199 --> 01:32:36.000
like for for a while. Only
Mick Micka, our friend Mick saw

1344
01:32:36.039 --> 01:32:39.640
it for me. And when I
got to the apartment for the first time,

1345
01:32:39.720 --> 01:32:43.159
after like a month of nobody in
there, I saw one like huge

1346
01:32:43.319 --> 01:32:45.680
dead roach by the door, and
I was like, oh no, But

1347
01:32:45.800 --> 01:32:49.680
luckily I just assumed it just fucking
it got lost or something and just like

1348
01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:55.279
died in there, yeah, or
like something, because like I've had zero

1349
01:32:55.399 --> 01:33:01.199
problems to die. Yeah, but
it was yeah, I'm never again,

1350
01:33:02.279 --> 01:33:08.199
never again with those. Let's move
on with Uh, you're fat and retarded

1351
01:33:08.239 --> 01:33:13.840
and I'm out of here, wrote
in Nice. That's the fucking Did I

1352
01:33:13.840 --> 01:33:15.399
ever tell you guys this story?
I think I think I'm told you Kingseid,

1353
01:33:16.000 --> 01:33:18.479
like when I when I was at
Sears and what back I quit.

1354
01:33:19.000 --> 01:33:21.760
There's a guy who quit at Sears
and I can't remember who the fuck what

1355
01:33:21.840 --> 01:33:26.880
his name was, but he said
he quit and he was like screaming loudly

1356
01:33:26.880 --> 01:33:29.640
in the managers off. He was
like, you're fat and retarded and I'm

1357
01:33:29.720 --> 01:33:32.560
out of here. And that's how
he quit. That's how he quit Sears.

1358
01:33:33.199 --> 01:33:36.279
It was like three months. It's
like three months I think before I

1359
01:33:36.359 --> 01:33:40.760
quit or something. But that's his
name. I told that story on consolation.

1360
01:33:41.039 --> 01:33:45.840
Glad to see it. Uh bro
disseminating anyway, he says, Hey,

1361
01:33:45.960 --> 01:33:50.199
boys, I genuinely want to know
what makes a good pizza. I've

1362
01:33:50.199 --> 01:33:54.359
had. I've had a pretty gat
I've had pretty damn good pizza on the

1363
01:33:54.399 --> 01:33:56.840
West Coast, no cap, But
why does New York City have the best

1364
01:33:56.840 --> 01:34:00.079
pizza? Dustin Furman from Sacred Symbols
claims it's over So I'm wondering if it's

1365
01:34:00.119 --> 01:34:04.039
some sort of New York elitism.
You have to understand, Dustin's from Pennsylvania.

1366
01:34:04.159 --> 01:34:10.840
They you know, the people are
Look, this is like a sense

1367
01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:15.600
of elitism because you can prove it. And unfortunately for the East Coast,

1368
01:34:15.279 --> 01:34:21.000
the people the cities around New York
have a massive inferiority complex about the fact

1369
01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:28.119
that they are not in the conversation
Philadelphia, Boston, you know, Pennsylvania,

1370
01:34:28.159 --> 01:34:34.239
Connecticut, the New Jersey especially,
they're they're a little insecure because they're

1371
01:34:34.279 --> 01:34:40.520
in the shadow of what is ostensibly
the main character of America. And that

1372
01:34:40.640 --> 01:34:44.239
must suck. I get it must
suck that every single superhero is there,

1373
01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:46.239
that every single big movie takes place
there, that every single big novel takes

1374
01:34:46.279 --> 01:34:50.319
it must suck to have to constantly
read about this fictional place that, unfortunately

1375
01:34:50.399 --> 01:34:55.119
for you, is very real and
happens to have some of the best pizza

1376
01:34:55.159 --> 01:34:58.720
in the world. Must suck.
But you gotta get over it. Just

1377
01:34:58.800 --> 01:35:00.600
get over it. It's okay as
much as you did, bro, I

1378
01:35:00.720 --> 01:35:04.920
don't that's about. It's not about. I just's I don't even like it.

1379
01:35:05.079 --> 01:35:08.960
If I'm being real, it's my
home, it's where I'm from.

1380
01:35:09.399 --> 01:35:12.720
This, yeah, but you wouldn't
like it because you're a Californian now,

1381
01:35:13.000 --> 01:35:16.560
Like but you you have become a
Californian New York City for two late to

1382
01:35:16.680 --> 01:35:20.720
everything you you flake constantly. That's
what you're a Californian now, and it

1383
01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:24.039
makes sense for you. I don't
flack anymore to say I'm not going.

1384
01:35:24.399 --> 01:35:27.920
Okay, say I'm not going anymore. You say you're not going. You

1385
01:35:27.960 --> 01:35:31.239
say that like no off, you
say you're not going. Two hours beforehand

1386
01:35:31.640 --> 01:35:34.840
you say you're going, like not
going the day of where you cancel.

1387
01:35:35.000 --> 01:35:39.159
I don't commit. I don't commit, like when like when what happened just

1388
01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:41.760
group chats happening, right, people
saying we're going to this thing. I

1389
01:35:41.880 --> 01:35:45.119
don't say anything, right because I'm
not gonna go. I don't even say

1390
01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:48.279
anything. I'm not even gonna I'm
gonna throw my hat and it's gamble.

1391
01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:54.640
You are late. It's okay,
you're this is what the culture. This

1392
01:35:54.720 --> 01:35:57.479
is the California culture. This is
the California culture. And then you know

1393
01:35:57.560 --> 01:36:00.880
it bleeds into you and that's fine. But uh, you know, I

1394
01:36:00.199 --> 01:36:05.680
just think with pizza, there's no
argument, like I'm sorry, like there's

1395
01:36:05.760 --> 01:36:10.600
just there's And I know this because
people who have no reason to have any

1396
01:36:10.600 --> 01:36:14.720
bias have gone there and accepted it. Like there's just like, oh yeah,

1397
01:36:14.760 --> 01:36:17.720
this is fucking dope and and this
is crazy actually, and it's only

1398
01:36:17.800 --> 01:36:21.720
really the people from around there,
from like from like Philly or you know,

1399
01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:28.079
Boston or like those places, Like
it's okay, borderline denial, man.

1400
01:36:28.279 --> 01:36:30.800
It really comes from the fact that
like they're just not the talked about

1401
01:36:30.800 --> 01:36:33.279
city over there, and it's fine, but like it's so clearly obviously what

1402
01:36:33.399 --> 01:36:38.279
that is. I'll say one personal
truth. I think New York is the

1403
01:36:38.319 --> 01:36:41.920
place where you can go anywhere in
that fucking city. And get a good

1404
01:36:41.960 --> 01:36:45.000
piece of pizza pretty much. That
is one of your yess. You can

1405
01:36:45.079 --> 01:36:47.800
get pizza pretty much anywhere. I
think if you find the place, there

1406
01:36:48.439 --> 01:36:51.640
is a place where you can go
block by block by block by block and

1407
01:36:51.720 --> 01:36:56.359
find good pizza. I've noticed the
standards are high because I tried. I

1408
01:36:56.479 --> 01:37:00.680
made a point to try pizza New
York and a few diferent places. I

1409
01:37:00.760 --> 01:37:02.640
even went to a place with the
with the Wang because he was like,

1410
01:37:02.680 --> 01:37:05.199
oh, it's like over here,
and I've been someplace by the way,

1411
01:37:05.399 --> 01:37:10.039
so I couldn't tell you where it
was. But like, like the pizzas

1412
01:37:10.079 --> 01:37:15.199
that I had, they're just crispy, solid, fucking like it was.

1413
01:37:15.439 --> 01:37:20.640
There wasn't like some bullshit ass like
over here. A lot of times it's

1414
01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:25.439
like, oh this is this is
slimy or or fucking. I went to

1415
01:37:25.479 --> 01:37:29.000
a place right up the street from
Chris's house and the dough wasn't even finished.

1416
01:37:29.600 --> 01:37:33.199
It was like, yeah, I
was like, what the fuck.

1417
01:37:33.319 --> 01:37:36.800
I've never I actually never experienced that
before because it was thin, and I'm

1418
01:37:36.840 --> 01:37:40.600
like, how does that even happen? It was thin? Yeah, you

1419
01:37:40.680 --> 01:37:45.399
don't go to though, you don't
go to well, I want to see

1420
01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:46.399
I just since I'm moving to the
area, I want to try all the

1421
01:37:46.439 --> 01:37:49.000
food around me because I'm just I
want to I want to walk, Like,

1422
01:37:49.079 --> 01:37:51.239
if you want good food, look, if you want good food,

1423
01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:56.960
Yeah, Saturdays and Sundays, does
go get breakfast to lunch on me and

1424
01:37:57.000 --> 01:38:02.119
Lily Lily knows where every good foods. Spotty said, it's not not an

1425
01:38:02.119 --> 01:38:05.319
issue that there's good food. It's
just a matter of pizza specifically. It's

1426
01:38:05.319 --> 01:38:11.640
a great apparently there's a really good
there's a really good fucking uh or like

1427
01:38:11.880 --> 01:38:15.199
like there's a really good fucking Mediterranean
place like right next to me that I

1428
01:38:15.279 --> 01:38:17.199
had no idea about you because I
have to always walk past this fucking I

1429
01:38:17.279 --> 01:38:21.239
didn't realize. And a massive portion. It gave you so much rice it

1430
01:38:21.359 --> 01:38:25.319
was insane how much right they give
you, Like fucking I'm telling you,

1431
01:38:25.399 --> 01:38:30.720
like probably four cups of rice or
something in like one thing Heaven, It's

1432
01:38:30.000 --> 01:38:33.039
crazy. I was like, dude, before my meat was gone, and

1433
01:38:33.119 --> 01:38:36.479
there was still probably like two cups
or more of rice, just left overs,

1434
01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:41.560
Like, dude, this is insane. I've never seen that put in

1435
01:38:41.600 --> 01:38:45.520
the fridge. But then eventually I'm
like later on, but yeah, look

1436
01:38:45.560 --> 01:38:47.960
at. So the question though,
because I do want to know what your

1437
01:38:47.960 --> 01:38:51.520
guys take, is what specifically makes
a good pizza, like what is it

1438
01:38:51.800 --> 01:38:58.159
water? The culture around it is
probably the fact that the people that are

1439
01:38:58.239 --> 01:39:02.000
there are so many any Italians live
in New York, so the recipes are

1440
01:39:02.000 --> 01:39:05.760
probably more authentic than they are out
of the places that don't quite happens many.

1441
01:39:06.039 --> 01:39:11.279
They teach the Mexicans that usually run
the place put to pizza very well,

1442
01:39:11.399 --> 01:39:15.119
what it really America? Such a
New York has such good, clean

1443
01:39:15.199 --> 01:39:18.840
drinking water. It's it's not might
it is like this is like we've talked

1444
01:39:18.840 --> 01:39:23.359
about this on the show before.
There are places in California that like make

1445
01:39:23.439 --> 01:39:26.760
pretty good pizza. Like the issue
isn't it's not that you can't find good

1446
01:39:26.760 --> 01:39:30.399
pizza elsewhere. Is that pizza elsewhere
is very inconsistent to the point of like

1447
01:39:30.479 --> 01:39:35.399
you are better off, just like
you are better off just settling for a

1448
01:39:35.520 --> 01:39:39.279
very predictable pizza Hut or Papa John's
or something like that. Then you are

1449
01:39:39.399 --> 01:39:42.119
going to like a local pizza place, because good there's a pretty high chance

1450
01:39:42.439 --> 01:39:45.119
that if you're going to a local
pizza place in fucking Iowa or fucking any

1451
01:39:45.520 --> 01:39:49.159
or like you know, Minnesota or
fucking Oregon, that it's going to be

1452
01:39:49.439 --> 01:39:54.720
dog shit because there's no sense of
consistency outside of those like chain restaurants,

1453
01:39:55.439 --> 01:39:59.840
uh and the places that make good
pizza in LA and in Seattle from where

1454
01:40:00.039 --> 01:40:04.000
from where I've been, they say
that they import the water from New York,

1455
01:40:04.119 --> 01:40:06.960
which is crazy. That's like wild
to me, but it makes it

1456
01:40:08.000 --> 01:40:12.119
makes sense as to why it like
specifically tastes better and so it is the

1457
01:40:12.199 --> 01:40:15.479
water. It's not even necessarily And
I do think too, like a big,

1458
01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:18.359
a big thing that annoys me about
La or specifically Glendelle Burbank that like

1459
01:40:18.399 --> 01:40:23.840
this kind of area is that there
are people like I'll put it this way.

1460
01:40:24.520 --> 01:40:28.159
There will be a new grand opening
of a new restaurant and it'll be

1461
01:40:28.239 --> 01:40:30.399
like a breakfast place or it'll be
like, you know, an Italian place.

1462
01:40:31.079 --> 01:40:35.359
It's always some bullshit, like on
the grand opening day, it's like

1463
01:40:35.359 --> 01:40:38.960
guess what it is, Yeah,
you can get a burrito here, but

1464
01:40:39.119 --> 01:40:43.000
it's an Armenian burrito, or like
yeah, you can get Italian food here,

1465
01:40:43.039 --> 01:40:45.680
but like no, it's an ur
it's an Armenian twist. And it's

1466
01:40:45.720 --> 01:40:50.000
like motherfucker are angry motherfucker? No, but I don't get that. That

1467
01:40:50.039 --> 01:40:55.279
should make it even more stupid that
you're doing that, because do you do

1468
01:40:55.359 --> 01:40:59.039
you really think that you're offering something
that like really needs to happen. Oh

1469
01:40:59.239 --> 01:41:02.159
more Armenia. What is it with
Armenians and refusing to just do the thing

1470
01:41:02.279 --> 01:41:05.560
that like people want to I want
them to do. I don't understand it.

1471
01:41:06.239 --> 01:41:14.479
There are people, there's pizza,
There's there are pizza places in Manhattan

1472
01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:19.960
that are run just by like Mediterraneans
or just like angry Arabs, and it's

1473
01:41:20.159 --> 01:41:28.239
great. It's it's great because it's
just pizza. It's just pizza. If

1474
01:41:28.239 --> 01:41:31.880
you're an Armenian starting a fucking restaurant
in Glendela Burbank, just play. I

1475
01:41:31.960 --> 01:41:35.920
assure you you can just do the
thing you could just do, oh breakfast

1476
01:41:35.920 --> 01:41:40.600
sandwiches, oh Adela. It doesn't
have to be like, oh how can

1477
01:41:40.680 --> 01:41:44.079
I fit Chris, how can I
how can I how can I put camel

1478
01:41:44.119 --> 01:41:47.840
meat in here? Or something like
fucking relax, relax with it, tired,

1479
01:41:48.039 --> 01:41:50.399
Chris. Think of it like this, Right, when you live in

1480
01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:56.560
a pretty same the area, what
happens is the businesses that are shown like,

1481
01:41:56.640 --> 01:41:59.479
oh, this is an Armenian place
as well, it's gonna get better

1482
01:41:59.560 --> 01:42:03.479
business for Armenian people. That's except
no, because they keep closing down.

1483
01:42:03.840 --> 01:42:08.960
They keep closing down. Look,
I could say what that is, really,

1484
01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:11.399
but let's not talk about that,
right. I could say exactly what

1485
01:42:11.520 --> 01:42:14.279
it is. You know what it
is. Derek Goton knows what it is.

1486
01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:17.359
We say why what those things are? We can't say because I don't

1487
01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:21.199
want to be rude. I don't
want to be well, they're not good?

1488
01:42:21.319 --> 01:42:24.439
Is the first? Dude? I
had a Dude, I had a

1489
01:42:24.479 --> 01:42:26.880
breakfast breido at this place, at
this place I was. I was so

1490
01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:30.000
excited there was there was like this
breakfast, this breakfast place opening right next

1491
01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:30.479
to me. I was like,
Oh my god, I'm so excited and

1492
01:42:30.560 --> 01:42:36.199
get just a just a normal fucking
bacon, egg and cheese, Baconian cheese,

1493
01:42:36.239 --> 01:42:41.279
salt pepper, Baganigan cheese, salt
pepper ketchup. Dude, You know

1494
01:42:41.319 --> 01:42:43.520
how excited I was just to be
able to walk up, wake up in

1495
01:42:43.560 --> 01:42:45.479
the morning and be like, oh
man, you know what, I'm gonna

1496
01:42:45.520 --> 01:42:47.880
walk twenty feet and get me a
bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper,

1497
01:42:48.279 --> 01:42:53.159
ketchup sick. I get there and
it's just all this Armenian stuff.

1498
01:42:53.159 --> 01:42:56.920
It's like, all right, here's
a fucking Armenian breakfast burrito. And I'm

1499
01:42:56.960 --> 01:43:00.520
like, why are you fucking so
it's our medium? All right? Well

1500
01:43:00.560 --> 01:43:06.439
thanks mother? Right, Derek?
Can you fucking all right? Yeah?

1501
01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:10.880
Can you blot that out so I'm
not dosed? God damn it, yeah,

1502
01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:15.479
ye blot that out. What's the
time? What's the time stamp of

1503
01:43:15.520 --> 01:43:20.000
this? I got it? I
got it. I like that place.

1504
01:43:20.079 --> 01:43:26.279
I think, yeah, I hate
it. It's fucking terrible, but like,

1505
01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:30.520
God bless you, you're Californian.
I guess acclimated to this terrible.

1506
01:43:30.239 --> 01:43:35.199
I don't know, man, it's
it really is just I just want I

1507
01:43:35.239 --> 01:43:38.479
want I'll put it this way.
I just want the Armenians to feel comfortable

1508
01:43:38.560 --> 01:43:44.279
just doing just making simple ship like
you don't have stuff like just like I

1509
01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:47.640
thought about just I thought about this, I thought about opening up like just

1510
01:43:48.000 --> 01:43:50.439
like sincere, I actually gave this
a lot of thought. Was like I

1511
01:43:50.520 --> 01:43:55.199
want to make a breakfast place,
just like literally just a just a like

1512
01:43:55.239 --> 01:43:57.800
a New York deli kind of thing
where it's like you get a bacon egg

1513
01:43:57.800 --> 01:44:00.640
and cheese, something very very simple. I thought about at it. I

1514
01:44:00.800 --> 01:44:03.600
wasn't gonna be like, oh,
how can I do a Puerto Rican twist?

1515
01:44:04.239 --> 01:44:08.279
Get fucked? I don't need that. I don't know why you need

1516
01:44:08.319 --> 01:44:11.840
this so deeply. That's because so
it's different for you, bro, It's

1517
01:44:11.920 --> 01:44:14.840
just different. But I just go
get a bacon, egg and cheese.

1518
01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:16.319
That'd be amazing like that. Like
well, even the way they make him

1519
01:44:16.319 --> 01:44:18.119
here is a different the way they
make him back east, which is this.

1520
01:44:18.279 --> 01:44:20.199
That's what I'm saying. There's a
lot of different things. Man,

1521
01:44:20.319 --> 01:44:24.479
there's there's a there's. To me, the biggest thing is there's always a

1522
01:44:24.520 --> 01:44:28.239
spice issue, Like say you guys
with the authority you guys have on pizza.

1523
01:44:29.039 --> 01:44:30.560
I'm the way with Mexican food growing
up where I grew up. And

1524
01:44:31.079 --> 01:44:38.359
so before I came back to Vegas, I bought two Kanye Sutha burritos and

1525
01:44:38.439 --> 01:44:43.720
took him with me because it's just
it's over here. There's one good taco

1526
01:44:43.840 --> 01:44:46.359
place and that's it. And it's
only because the recipe is from Tijuana.

1527
01:44:46.880 --> 01:44:50.520
So like this place is good,
like a taco's a gordo is actually very

1528
01:44:50.600 --> 01:44:54.800
good over here. Other than that. All the Mexican food I've had over

1529
01:44:54.840 --> 01:44:58.439
here is just fine. It is. There is not anything that's like,

1530
01:44:58.520 --> 01:45:01.000
oh, this is good. I
don't know understand. It is so easy

1531
01:45:01.439 --> 01:45:12.560
to make Mexican food properly, so
I don't saggering. It's like pizzas.

1532
01:45:12.640 --> 01:45:15.840
It's like there's literally New York can
go anywhere in good good pizza, even

1533
01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:18.760
in Jersey. I think there's good
pizza in Jersey too, dude, so

1534
01:45:20.560 --> 01:45:24.880
that makes sense. Sorry, I've
often had good pizza in Jersey. I've

1535
01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:28.680
been in Jersey, I've had I'll
be fair, I've had one. And

1536
01:45:28.840 --> 01:45:31.359
this was just this was interesting.
This place probably doesn't exist anymore, but

1537
01:45:32.039 --> 01:45:38.000
I was somewhere in Pennsylvania. I
probably was somewhere outside of Pittsburgh and this

1538
01:45:38.479 --> 01:45:44.680
it was. The dough was it
was almost like a I can't I want

1539
01:45:44.680 --> 01:45:46.760
to say it was like a biscuit, but like it was almost like a

1540
01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:51.520
fused biscuit croissant thing that I've never
felt like. I can't even explain it.

1541
01:45:51.640 --> 01:45:57.680
It was so flaky, but like
not some high rise dough pan bullshit.

1542
01:45:58.319 --> 01:46:00.600
It was. I was like,
what the fuck is this? Like?

1543
01:46:00.760 --> 01:46:02.800
I was it was so unique and
I kind of. I'm pretty sure

1544
01:46:03.079 --> 01:46:06.119
I have no reference. I have
no reference to any I don't know where

1545
01:46:06.119 --> 01:46:11.560
I was. I was on tour
with all these assholes, and I wanted

1546
01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:15.000
to at least I want to replicate
that and then see what people like,

1547
01:46:15.119 --> 01:46:16.960
people that really know pizza Blake,
what do you think about this? Because

1548
01:46:17.039 --> 01:46:21.319
it was an interesting spin that like
one of the few interesting spins that I

1549
01:46:21.439 --> 01:46:26.840
didn't hate, because usually I just
want a regular slice of pizza and I

1550
01:46:26.920 --> 01:46:30.600
don't want like like a disjort,
Like there was a dejorn no like biscuit

1551
01:46:31.199 --> 01:46:34.119
flaky thing that I had that I'm
like, well, this isn't pizza,

1552
01:46:34.239 --> 01:46:38.039
but you know, it was all
right, and yeah, it was the

1553
01:46:38.159 --> 01:46:41.560
only thing that I would say that
outside of the pizza realm, that I

1554
01:46:41.600 --> 01:46:45.560
thought was kind of kind of good
and interesting. But yeah, everything else,

1555
01:46:45.640 --> 01:46:47.560
man, I I think you're you're
probably you're you're right. About the

1556
01:46:47.600 --> 01:46:50.760
water thing, it just it just
makes sense. It's like having a cup

1557
01:46:50.800 --> 01:46:57.000
of coffee with filtered water versus sink
water. It actually makes a difference.

1558
01:46:57.159 --> 01:47:00.000
Like I'll just drink I'll do the
sink water because I'm lazy. I'll just

1559
01:47:00.000 --> 01:47:02.479
because I'm like whatever, just sink's
right there. I'll just put it and

1560
01:47:02.600 --> 01:47:05.760
do But whenever I'm not lazy and
just put in the U because a lot

1561
01:47:05.800 --> 01:47:10.159
of time the filtered water is really
cold, it's killed out of the fridge,

1562
01:47:10.760 --> 01:47:13.479
and I'm like, ah, it's
gonna take a little bit longer to

1563
01:47:13.560 --> 01:47:15.720
warm up, So just I'll just
deal the water on the sink, you

1564
01:47:15.800 --> 01:47:19.079
know. So but it makes a
difference. So yeah, yeah, I

1565
01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:23.880
get it it totally totally do this
is better there. It's unfortunate, and

1566
01:47:24.119 --> 01:47:27.000
think, I do you think these
things have splash damages? I do think

1567
01:47:27.199 --> 01:47:30.560
like it's generally like like it's almost
like a like a bomb kind of radiation

1568
01:47:30.680 --> 01:47:35.000
thing where it's like all like it's
it's kind of hard to have a bad

1569
01:47:35.119 --> 01:47:38.560
piece of pizza in New York City, Like you have to really, I

1570
01:47:38.600 --> 01:47:40.680
feel like you have to be like
really unlucky, or you have to like

1571
01:47:40.800 --> 01:47:44.119
actively search for it, and then
you kind of get out to Connecticut where

1572
01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:46.199
it's or go to Samaras, yeah, or and then it kind of like

1573
01:47:46.359 --> 01:47:49.520
it's and so like that's the epicenter
and then it splashes outwards, right,

1574
01:47:50.079 --> 01:47:54.960
and so you have places in Jersey, places in Pennsylvania have places in you

1575
01:47:55.039 --> 01:48:00.399
know, maybe even like Boston and
and Connecticut where yeah, they're a lot

1576
01:48:00.479 --> 01:48:02.560
less common, but like you could
you could find a good pizza place in

1577
01:48:02.600 --> 01:48:05.479
those places. And then you get
to you start getting to like you know,

1578
01:48:06.279 --> 01:48:12.560
Rhode Island and then fucking further out
and you're like it's becoming really scarce,

1579
01:48:13.000 --> 01:48:16.199
and then there's fucking maybe one per
every fucking fifty miles, you know

1580
01:48:16.279 --> 01:48:19.000
what I mean. And it's the
same thing with Mexican foods, I think

1581
01:48:19.319 --> 01:48:23.319
in California where it's like there's a
lot of good Mexican food in California and

1582
01:48:23.439 --> 01:48:26.800
then like there's a splash damage there
where like by the time you reach fucking

1583
01:48:28.239 --> 01:48:32.119
you reach Oregon, you're not you're
not getting good Mexican food really, even

1584
01:48:32.800 --> 01:48:36.359
some some of the outskirts man where
it's just like white people in trucks,

1585
01:48:36.960 --> 01:48:41.680
the Mexican food starts getting like kind
of I'm like, what the this is

1586
01:48:41.840 --> 01:48:45.000
fucking really it definitely gets iffy,
ye gets iffy. Sometimes it starts getting

1587
01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:47.800
a little bit like because you know
a lot of Mexicans, like you go

1588
01:48:48.000 --> 01:48:51.239
go to like upland it starts getting
a little bit iffy around that area.

1589
01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:58.239
I'm like, oh, oh sorry, Upland is like it's very it's it's

1590
01:48:58.319 --> 01:49:01.000
it's northeast. It's northeast. But
like if you're if you're if you're on

1591
01:49:01.079 --> 01:49:04.359
the two fifteen or something like,
if you just keep heading east, you'll

1592
01:49:04.399 --> 01:49:08.880
be in like the Inland Empire area, just like the area where it's just

1593
01:49:09.000 --> 01:49:13.399
like it's pretty hot but not high
desert just yet. And a lot of

1594
01:49:13.560 --> 01:49:15.760
uh, poor white people out there
move out there because it was cheaper and

1595
01:49:15.800 --> 01:49:20.640
they would have big trucks and stuff. After this before Palms, after Palms.

1596
01:49:21.840 --> 01:49:26.560
This is this is before palms.
This is before palms. Yeah,

1597
01:49:26.600 --> 01:49:30.239
this is like before like it's not
like say, say, uh, not

1598
01:49:30.399 --> 01:49:32.199
quite you know how like there's Victor
Villain on that bullshit. This is like

1599
01:49:32.319 --> 01:49:36.000
south of like the high desert,
but it's already starting to get a little

1600
01:49:36.000 --> 01:49:40.119
bit warmer and dry. But anyway, this is unimportant. It's just like

1601
01:49:40.600 --> 01:49:44.840
that that that area. When you
start getting out in those areas, people

1602
01:49:44.960 --> 01:49:48.399
kind of just lose the They just
don't know how to make it's not it's

1603
01:49:48.399 --> 01:49:54.079
not even see it's not special.
Make refried beans, large salt, like

1604
01:49:54.159 --> 01:49:57.960
maybe a little bit of something extra, but just really large salt Gania saw

1605
01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:00.680
the just fucking salt and pepper.
It's not that it's not that complicated,

1606
01:50:01.000 --> 01:50:04.960
but they still fun out somehow.
I will say, though, best best

1607
01:50:05.199 --> 01:50:09.640
Mexican food I've had I did,
like this place called Tacoa's Take that we

1608
01:50:09.720 --> 01:50:12.239
used to go to a lot,
But like best best I ever had was

1609
01:50:12.279 --> 01:50:14.800
this place in San Diego that I
can't remember the name of. It was

1610
01:50:14.880 --> 01:50:17.039
like some shack in San Diego that
was like a really fucking good San Diego

1611
01:50:17.119 --> 01:50:20.800
is like Mecca, dude. Yeah, San Diego's back. It's literally right

1612
01:50:20.920 --> 01:50:25.680
there. That's why it's like old
town of food over there. It's crazy,

1613
01:50:25.840 --> 01:50:29.159
bro, God, I was just
there. It's that's the first place.

1614
01:50:29.279 --> 01:50:31.239
That's the first place in California technically, that's the best, like like

1615
01:50:31.399 --> 01:50:38.000
the first major city that like,
so the fucking people that migrated up there,

1616
01:50:38.479 --> 01:50:41.640
they they they fucking do work man, And yeah, I gotta go

1617
01:50:41.720 --> 01:50:45.479
back, bro, I gotta I'm
gonna go again. I went to the

1618
01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:47.840
freaking I spent my time at Zoo's
there pretty much because the zoo there,

1619
01:50:48.000 --> 01:50:51.239
the zoo and the Safari there.
The zoo and the what is it called

1620
01:50:51.279 --> 01:50:57.880
the Safari it's called there. Yeah, unbelievable, Like I've never had that

1621
01:50:58.000 --> 01:51:00.800
much fun in my life. I
went to the park. When I went

1622
01:51:00.840 --> 01:51:05.000
down there to visit its, I
think like like years ago because they were

1623
01:51:05.000 --> 01:51:10.680
pretty close to it. But I
saw that n't know lions. I saw

1624
01:51:10.760 --> 01:51:14.319
like a giraffe like put its head
in the fucking like car I was in,

1625
01:51:14.439 --> 01:51:16.159
like a draft, put its head
in and I was gonna touch it,

1626
01:51:16.319 --> 01:51:18.800
like don't touch And I was like
I should have touched it, like

1627
01:51:18.800 --> 01:51:24.119
I'll never have a chance or something
like that. Again, you would have

1628
01:51:24.159 --> 01:51:28.319
got fnivorous. You would have got
it sick. You can't touch him.

1629
01:51:30.560 --> 01:51:35.199
You imagine like the like lickeryanks me
out and tears me out, throws me

1630
01:51:35.279 --> 01:51:40.680
to terray on one of the giraffes
and rhinos and I die. Dude,

1631
01:51:40.680 --> 01:51:44.319
they're like ultra powerful. They easy
pick you up. They're way they're way

1632
01:51:44.439 --> 01:51:48.239
stronger than I can conceptualize, like
you strong and the strong. They are

1633
01:51:48.520 --> 01:51:53.279
crazy. When you did when you
did the Safari, did you like get

1634
01:51:53.319 --> 01:51:55.560
it close to like lions and stuff
in the car or they like the jeeps

1635
01:51:55.640 --> 01:51:58.840
or something. I was in it. We were in the jeep. I

1636
01:51:59.079 --> 01:52:03.119
got so we would I touched the
held cobra. I was right next to

1637
01:52:03.239 --> 01:52:06.920
a porcupine that was like trained like
a dog. Like I've never seen a

1638
01:52:08.000 --> 01:52:12.199
porcupine. I didn't think they had
the capacity for that. But it was

1639
01:52:12.359 --> 01:52:18.359
like and pet. She would point
somewhere and it would go there, and

1640
01:52:18.520 --> 01:52:21.319
like she could touch it and it
wouldn't frill up. And then she was

1641
01:52:21.359 --> 01:52:25.279
like a snappy thing and it would
do It's like the fucking thing And I'm

1642
01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:28.960
like, whoa, that's crazy.
We were near We're near rhinos. Asian

1643
01:52:29.039 --> 01:52:32.000
rhinos look so much cooler than African
rhinos, have like little armor pretty much

1644
01:52:32.039 --> 01:52:36.439
on them. We were the African
rhinos left, so it doesn't even matter.

1645
01:52:36.560 --> 01:52:39.479
No, there's a there was a
bunch there. There was a bunch

1646
01:52:39.479 --> 01:52:43.079
of they are they are almost gone. There undred those are animatronic. It's

1647
01:52:43.199 --> 01:52:46.520
really sad there's less than three hundred
of them existing anymore. That's wild,

1648
01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:54.159
dude, that's unfortunate. That's got
a crazy. Yeah, it's wild because

1649
01:52:54.159 --> 01:52:57.960
they were because in our lifetime there
were like tens of thousands, and now

1650
01:52:58.039 --> 01:53:00.039
this is the three hundreds. Fucking
wid The thing is blasting them in the

1651
01:53:00.119 --> 01:53:03.159
face for like three hundred thousand dollars. It's crazy, Like fucking white people

1652
01:53:03.239 --> 01:53:10.079
man, just like with their curly
mustaches and shit, and just getting undergo

1653
01:53:10.520 --> 01:53:15.920
this animal that's finding its business.
Locals are the locals are holding the rhino

1654
01:53:15.079 --> 01:53:19.479
down, and the fucking guy with
the twisty mustaches puts the fucking bunderbust up

1655
01:53:19.479 --> 01:53:25.279
to the right face and then bah
and then right. That's so posterous.

1656
01:53:27.000 --> 01:53:30.119
Were the lions where there was,
dude, When we went into the lion

1657
01:53:30.239 --> 01:53:36.840
glass, it was like quadruple glass
and like four bolts like holding it down

1658
01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:44.920
because apparently before they got out somehow, so they took like every precaution.

1659
01:53:45.079 --> 01:53:49.119
But seeing a lion, like being
near a lion, it's an insane thing

1660
01:53:49.479 --> 01:53:53.920
because the females, which are quite
a bit smaller than the males, are

1661
01:53:54.119 --> 01:53:58.800
bigger than me, dude, which
is horrifying. Well, and they were

1662
01:53:58.880 --> 01:54:01.000
just like they're like they're like very
used to people, so they weren't like

1663
01:54:01.039 --> 01:54:04.640
aggressive, They just kind of relaxed. Yeah, what else you saw?

1664
01:54:04.640 --> 01:54:10.199
Alato's up closed? That was cool. We see anything else was particularly crazy?

1665
01:54:12.279 --> 01:54:15.760
We saw a castlewary yo, those
things. I don't fuk around with

1666
01:54:15.800 --> 01:54:20.199
those things, man, bro Bro. They broke, but we cast right,

1667
01:54:20.439 --> 01:54:24.000
so we were they were like we
walked down in this like little like

1668
01:54:24.079 --> 01:54:27.600
little inclatement and there was like this
little den where it's like you'd assume it's

1669
01:54:27.600 --> 01:54:30.399
like a walking here, you would
assum it be animal there, but you

1670
01:54:30.600 --> 01:54:34.199
see something like in the brush staring
at us as we walk by, and

1671
01:54:34.279 --> 01:54:39.800
then all of a sudden, this
fucking damn near velociraptor comes out and it

1672
01:54:39.920 --> 01:54:43.319
does the sound that they made in
the movie. And I was like,

1673
01:54:43.520 --> 01:54:47.079
that's a monster. That is a
fucking monster, dude, I see a

1674
01:54:47.159 --> 01:54:51.840
video there. But they're fucking scary, dude. I mean maybe that one

1675
01:54:51.960 --> 01:54:56.880
was small, like they're like,
dude, they're fucking I will not fuck

1676
01:54:56.920 --> 01:54:59.399
around. I would rather be around
a line than a castawarri, like sincerely,

1677
01:54:59.520 --> 01:55:04.840
Like aries are fucked like because they're
birds terrifying, but they will animals.

1678
01:55:05.560 --> 01:55:10.000
Yeah, they they have like fucking
scimitars on their on their fucking feet.

1679
01:55:10.279 --> 01:55:15.880
It's ridiculous. They're like kangaroos up
close to that's what we saw.

1680
01:55:16.000 --> 01:55:21.039
Oh yeah, would you box the
kangaroo kangaroos are biggest fuck know we we

1681
01:55:21.199 --> 01:55:27.000
know we saw we saw tree kangaroos
which they're pretty much like small kangaros with

1682
01:55:27.079 --> 01:55:30.279
really long tails. We saw red
pandas. They're the cutest animal on the

1683
01:55:30.319 --> 01:55:34.520
planet, like by a wild man. They're so cool. It's insane because

1684
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:42.159
they look like they're like cats,
and like cats and raccoons fused, Yeah,

1685
01:55:42.279 --> 01:55:45.840
teddy bears and raccoons. It is
better what it was. It was

1686
01:55:45.880 --> 01:55:48.039
insane experience. I want to do
it again. But like it's it's it's

1687
01:55:48.239 --> 01:55:55.199
wildly expensive. It's so fucking much
money. It's a fox. What the

1688
01:55:55.279 --> 01:55:58.880
hell? They're red panda. It's
like a coon tail, but like they

1689
01:55:58.960 --> 01:56:02.920
look at a fox. Phase is
weird. I've never seen that before.

1690
01:56:03.479 --> 01:56:10.640
That is insane. I've never seen
that before. What an abomination cute that

1691
01:56:10.880 --> 01:56:20.000
is. That's foxes to you said, you're gonna bombination like foxes at they're

1692
01:56:20.039 --> 01:56:27.039
so foxes. I think are are
fucking fan foxes. I think are adorable,

1693
01:56:27.199 --> 01:56:30.720
like they're the I might be wrong
because fed fox have long tails,

1694
01:56:30.800 --> 01:56:34.119
right, I mean they they have
they have tails. I wouldn't describe them

1695
01:56:34.119 --> 01:56:39.680
as long whichever. The ones I
saw have very short, little nubby tails,

1696
01:56:39.920 --> 01:56:43.479
but they look just like them.
Fennick foxes look kind of like that

1697
01:56:43.760 --> 01:56:48.319
uh that fucking dipoem like that that
know, that flying thing that an avatar?

1698
01:56:49.279 --> 01:56:54.760
What's his fucking name? Oh my
god, I cannot small one.

1699
01:56:55.079 --> 01:56:59.079
Momo. Yeah they look they look
momo esque. Yeah, but uh yeah,

1700
01:56:59.079 --> 01:57:02.359
those things are adorable. But anyone
that can get a chance to please

1701
01:57:02.439 --> 01:57:05.960
go to the Safari area in the
San Diego Zoo. It is an unbelievable

1702
01:57:05.960 --> 01:57:12.439
experience. Yeah, it's only incredible, lonely bankrupt you. It is expensive,

1703
01:57:12.560 --> 01:57:17.920
yes, but it's there's some privilege, some white privilege speaking I've never

1704
01:57:17.960 --> 01:57:23.319
been I'm looking at you. None
of my white privilege. Row, I

1705
01:57:23.399 --> 01:57:26.479
really, I'm looking That was my
favorite thing. I wanted a few shades

1706
01:57:26.600 --> 01:57:30.000
looking at a few shades lighter right
now. As soon as you walked in,

1707
01:57:30.319 --> 01:57:31.039
see they're about to look at they
were about to capture you. They

1708
01:57:31.079 --> 01:57:33.680
thought one of their silver backs escaped. And then you started getting lighter because

1709
01:57:34.159 --> 01:57:44.000
and then they were like, he's
talking, Caesar, I star have to

1710
01:57:44.039 --> 01:57:47.039
see those movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta to

1711
01:57:47.039 --> 01:57:49.319
watch the second one last night.
I want to watch them all for the

1712
01:57:49.359 --> 01:57:56.880
weekend. Caesar Horny, I'm trying
to I'm trying right now to play I'm

1713
01:57:56.880 --> 01:58:00.359
trying right now to play hell Blade
too. Doesn't particularly like black humans,

1714
01:58:00.680 --> 01:58:06.520
in particular Caesar Black Humans. He's
immediately okay, never mind, let's get

1715
01:58:06.520 --> 01:58:15.039
the fuck out of here. Uh
and the show. Let's get on Caesar

1716
01:58:15.159 --> 01:58:19.960
uncomfortable. By the way, Help
two has been putting me hope by two

1717
01:58:19.960 --> 01:58:25.239
has been putting me to sleep.
It's been helping with stuff from it.

1718
01:58:26.119 --> 01:58:30.479
It's I like, dude, yeah, well not in a great way,

1719
01:58:30.560 --> 01:58:31.279
like I mean, well, it's
in a good way in the sense that

1720
01:58:31.439 --> 01:58:34.079
like, hey man, I'm getting
some good sleep, but like, fuck,

1721
01:58:34.880 --> 01:58:41.800
I'm so bored. Damn, it's
so yeah, unfortunate. I don't.

1722
01:58:42.399 --> 01:58:44.520
I didn't finish it. It just
wasn't. It wasn't at the right

1723
01:58:44.560 --> 01:58:46.439
time for me to play because it
was Love one. I think those are

1724
01:58:46.439 --> 01:58:48.960
two. Those two puzzle heavy.
I was I wanted to fuck more things

1725
01:58:49.039 --> 01:58:54.079
up than ship and I was yeah, Help Blade Help Blaid one was was

1726
01:58:54.199 --> 01:58:58.079
good, but it was kind of
slow, like I probably would have fallen

1727
01:58:58.119 --> 01:59:00.840
off of it if I didn't like
force myself to go no, this is

1728
01:59:00.880 --> 01:59:03.600
good. But like Hubbay two is
like yeah, I put like maybe like

1729
01:59:03.600 --> 01:59:05.199
an hour and a half into it, and I'm just like, I fell

1730
01:59:05.239 --> 01:59:12.800
asleep three times. That's crazy.
That's that isn't even that I would say

1731
01:59:13.439 --> 01:59:15.399
an hour and a half. You're
just fucking out for like fourteen dude.

1732
01:59:15.439 --> 01:59:17.279
Last night, I tried to play
it. I tried to play it last

1733
01:59:17.359 --> 01:59:19.399
night. I tried. I played
it for like twenty minutes, and I

1734
01:59:19.520 --> 01:59:21.520
was like passing out. I was
like, oh man, now's not the

1735
01:59:21.560 --> 01:59:25.199
time. And then I woke up
kind of. I went to bed really

1736
01:59:25.239 --> 01:59:28.319
early last night because the game put
me to sleep, Like the game put

1737
01:59:28.319 --> 01:59:30.560
me to sleep at like ten,
and so I was like, oh man,

1738
01:59:30.600 --> 01:59:33.199
I'm getting some I'm in like a
real good like ram cycle right now.

1739
01:59:33.279 --> 01:59:35.720
Like if I knocked out right now, I'm gonna pass the fuck out

1740
01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:40.840
six. It's early, dude.
I took it. Why ahead? Feel

1741
01:59:40.920 --> 01:59:43.600
good? Dude? You know that. Have you ever been in that situation

1742
01:59:43.680 --> 01:59:45.239
though, Like when it's like it's
like at a it's like an awkwardly early

1743
01:59:45.279 --> 01:59:48.079
time. It's like maybe like nine
thirty, ten o'clock, but like something

1744
01:59:48.159 --> 01:59:50.880
you're being not you can tell like
if you go to sleep now, like

1745
01:59:51.000 --> 01:59:56.000
it's gonna be good sleep. It's
like that kind of situation that I was

1746
01:59:56.079 --> 01:59:57.560
in. And I was like,
you know, I'm gonna take it.

1747
01:59:57.640 --> 02:00:00.359
So I woke up early, just
naturally. I woke up at like six

1748
02:00:00.439 --> 02:00:02.199
am, and even then I like, I stayed in I was like,

1749
02:00:02.239 --> 02:00:05.039
oh, it's too early, So
I stayed in bed for another two hours.

1750
02:00:05.439 --> 02:00:09.479
Eight am I woke up so extra
more sleep, more rest, I

1751
02:00:09.600 --> 02:00:11.840
get up. I'm like, it's
early. I got a couple hours before

1752
02:00:11.880 --> 02:00:14.439
the show. I'm gonna try and
make it through some hell blay too.

1753
02:00:15.399 --> 02:00:19.000
Like thirty minutes into that, I
start falling asleep again after all of that

1754
02:00:19.239 --> 02:00:24.199
rest, after coffee, and I'm
like, yo, this is crazy.

1755
02:00:24.319 --> 02:00:27.760
So I went to I went back
crazy and so dude, and so I

1756
02:00:27.840 --> 02:00:30.319
go, I go to bed again
because I'm like, this is gonna be

1757
02:00:30.359 --> 02:00:34.479
a good nap. And that's why
I like what you guys say. And

1758
02:00:34.560 --> 02:00:36.600
then you wake up and I'm hired. At that moment, You're like,

1759
02:00:36.920 --> 02:00:41.399
damn, no, I felt right, No that I felt really good.

1760
02:00:41.479 --> 02:00:43.079
It was. It was good sleep
again. But like, it's why I

1761
02:00:43.159 --> 02:00:45.199
like you guys sexted me earlier.
It's like when when we went to record

1762
02:00:45.239 --> 02:00:48.000
the extra, m O. Kinkson
was like, oh, you guys,

1763
02:00:48.039 --> 02:00:53.880
goot at eleven or at twelve and
I woke up at like eleven thirty and

1764
02:00:53.960 --> 02:00:58.239
I was like, oh, sorry, I fell asleep playing hell Blade again,

1765
02:00:58.800 --> 02:01:00.760
So I don't know. Maybe I'll
try. I'm gonna try and play

1766
02:01:00.760 --> 02:01:02.439
it again tonight at like seven,
so that way, if it makes me

1767
02:01:02.520 --> 02:01:05.880
tired, I'm gonna get some damn
good sleep again. But if if it

1768
02:01:05.920 --> 02:01:09.560
happens again, I'm out. Man, I'm done, like it ain't working.

1769
02:01:10.800 --> 02:01:15.680
But all right, let's uh read. What are you gonna say?

1770
02:01:15.720 --> 02:01:19.199
I? Uh, I pulled up
the Patreon. Do you want me to

1771
02:01:19.279 --> 02:01:21.560
do it? Oh? Do you
want to you want to do that?

1772
02:01:21.640 --> 02:01:26.479
You want to do names? Yeah, I'll see it. It's uh yeah,

1773
02:01:26.720 --> 02:01:35.439
just to get uh keep the people
and you're ready? All right?

1774
02:01:35.560 --> 02:01:46.079
Yeah, go ahead and do it? Brother three two one Warn of the

1775
02:01:46.159 --> 02:01:51.439
Dead Galo three CBT, round Eyed
Asian. Which one of you put kludes

1776
02:01:51.439 --> 02:01:59.000
in sweeny'sjug of piss before you read
the names? Sweet streeching the harder after

1777
02:01:59.199 --> 02:02:06.439
losing at the Digimon tournament. Yeah, facts, Benya mcg paying twenty five

1778
02:02:06.520 --> 02:02:11.840
just to listen to sweet lethargy slur
half of your name before falling asleep mid

1779
02:02:11.960 --> 02:02:13.800
sentence. I can't wait for you
to do it again. Dude. It's

1780
02:02:13.800 --> 02:02:15.840
gonna be good. People people people
need's a hit. You're a hit,

1781
02:02:15.920 --> 02:02:21.840
dude. Well Quackson recently Kingson recently
got a sleep appning machine, so now

1782
02:02:21.880 --> 02:02:26.760
he might actually get some good enough
sleep that h you know, die in

1783
02:02:26.760 --> 02:02:29.199
the middle of the show. Yeah, but didn't you notice that he didn't.

1784
02:02:29.800 --> 02:02:31.840
He's been so good. I'm getting
addicted to it. It's so good

1785
02:02:32.640 --> 02:02:36.399
that I want to sleep because it
feels so good. Oh Ship, that's

1786
02:02:36.479 --> 02:02:41.279
crazy great sleeping. Damn, that's
cool. Maybe, yeah, we won't

1787
02:02:41.279 --> 02:02:45.039
fall asleep during the fucking podcast anymore. It's excellent. I also have a

1788
02:02:45.119 --> 02:02:47.159
ton of energy, so I've been
like working out. It's great. But

1789
02:02:47.319 --> 02:02:50.119
if it happens, I'm gonna not
need it anymore. You see, if

1790
02:02:50.159 --> 02:02:53.680
I do, if I get healthy, I'm not gonna need it anymore.

1791
02:02:54.079 --> 02:03:00.399
So I don't know if I want
to get healthier. Ballot bold Wing skeet

1792
02:03:00.479 --> 02:03:04.439
shoot. I ain't shooting blanks.
That is the leve. He just said

1793
02:03:04.479 --> 02:03:11.359
that she raises my flag till she
raises my flag till I name palm for

1794
02:03:11.600 --> 02:03:15.199
super Earth. Carrying Chris is carrying
Chris around town as I'm sorry that fucked

1795
02:03:15.199 --> 02:03:18.520
me up, dude, I gotta
I gotta recenter. There's the dumbest fucking

1796
02:03:18.520 --> 02:03:21.319
thing I ever heard. Like I'm
gonna, I'm gonna actively not be fucking

1797
02:03:21.359 --> 02:03:25.159
health. It's like, keep using
the sleep avenue machine. That's so stupid

1798
02:03:26.039 --> 02:03:29.239
and like you're probably not even joking. That's what upsets me, all right,

1799
02:03:29.399 --> 02:03:33.880
carrying around that's insane, dude,
I don't know you. You refuse

1800
02:03:33.960 --> 02:03:38.439
to get glasses still, like you
still do things that are actively like insane.

1801
02:03:38.560 --> 02:03:41.600
My glasses don't. My glasses don't
obstruct my life much anymore though,

1802
02:03:44.840 --> 02:03:49.119
Okay, carrying Chris around town as
my pocket pussy miguel O hairs trans mask

1803
02:03:49.199 --> 02:03:55.359
pussy. It goes like this,
the fourth, the fourth, I'm sorry

1804
02:03:55.399 --> 02:03:59.000
you you really are like pissing me
off, Like just will you please get

1805
02:03:59.079 --> 02:04:02.520
your those Seriously, you did a
great thing with the sleep apnea thing.

1806
02:04:02.640 --> 02:04:06.359
You did a great thing. Please
get a prescription for your and then get

1807
02:04:06.399 --> 02:04:11.520
glasses. Please please fucking do it. It's it'll it's life changing. You

1808
02:04:11.600 --> 02:04:15.960
have no fucking idea how life changing
that shit is to actually see like it's

1809
02:04:15.039 --> 02:04:21.359
it's it. It increases like people's
like revenue with their work productivity by like

1810
02:04:21.439 --> 02:04:26.479
twenty to thirty percent. It's like
in the third world country, it is

1811
02:04:26.600 --> 02:04:31.000
like it is insane and for you. Yeah, okay, all right,

1812
02:04:31.000 --> 02:04:34.239
I'm good now, I just need
to get that out because God damn all

1813
02:04:34.279 --> 02:04:36.079
right, here we go. We're
gonna do it for reals now. It

1814
02:04:36.199 --> 02:04:40.119
goes like this, the fourth,
the fifth, the monster Condom, Magne

1815
02:04:40.199 --> 02:04:44.840
Dick Torrian Pussy in this life or
the next split splash, I was gaping

1816
02:04:44.920 --> 02:04:48.119
his ass, springsteing, I'm on
fire. Oh oh, I'm gay.

1817
02:04:48.319 --> 02:04:53.239
I am gay. Pooped in a
sack, call it poop sack. That's

1818
02:04:53.359 --> 02:04:58.079
yeah, Lil Wayne telling Drake to
keep it. Canadian Jack, the wax

1819
02:04:58.319 --> 02:05:03.760
were Jack, the world's fa his
Maori Charles, what is that? Lurk

1820
02:05:04.039 --> 02:05:08.840
le clerk? Wow the clerk you're
here? Don't fuck it up? Yeah,

1821
02:05:09.039 --> 02:05:12.119
le clerk, I guess Comcast,
Wells, Fargo, All State,

1822
02:05:12.279 --> 02:05:16.119
Night, Kellogg, hewittt, Packard, CBS, MasterCard, Dow Chemical,

1823
02:05:16.439 --> 02:05:21.680
Macy's, three Delta Airlines, and
then that's it just stops there. The

1824
02:05:21.800 --> 02:05:27.239
fuck was that big meaty stinks?
Any of the man whose handies are now

1825
02:05:27.359 --> 02:05:31.279
a tire but not as Dandy Arkham
thug voice. It's the bat. If

1826
02:05:31.359 --> 02:05:35.600
you take Tim Pule's beanie off,
he looks like Cuphead Heath Smoker gigs.

1827
02:05:35.960 --> 02:05:42.920
We should make fun of swim the
same as Uh was that Caeso? Yeah,

1828
02:05:43.520 --> 02:05:45.520
so I found out who I found
out who that is? By the

1829
02:05:45.560 --> 02:05:48.960
way, Uh, it's just some
guy. He's just some streamer who's like

1830
02:05:49.039 --> 02:05:54.560
I think, in that sphere of
like excuc, like he's one of those

1831
02:05:54.600 --> 02:05:58.560
people. But like he did like
a guess that guess where that I saw

1832
02:05:58.640 --> 02:06:01.119
a video of him in EXCUC,
a game of like guess where this burger

1833
02:06:01.239 --> 02:06:06.439
is from? And he like nailed
it every single time. But he was

1834
02:06:06.520 --> 02:06:12.880
like, oh, he's like,
oh McDonald's burg king red And it's just

1835
02:06:12.920 --> 02:06:15.479
like, Yo, it's wow.
That could not tell them part at all.

1836
02:06:16.319 --> 02:06:23.560
That's a weirdly unique skill. I
can tell some of them. We're

1837
02:06:23.640 --> 02:06:26.319
doing that in person. We're fucking
totally doing that. That'll be a fun.

1838
02:06:26.399 --> 02:06:29.079
Yeah, well yeah, we'll have
a lot of these to go in

1839
02:06:29.199 --> 02:06:32.600
person. I think, yeah,
yeah, all right. The guys whose

1840
02:06:32.640 --> 02:06:35.880
face got eaten off in Vegas,
I didn't hear about that. Hilo is

1841
02:06:35.960 --> 02:06:42.520
tripping for real, for real,
Honk Schrader, homeless transfim who comes the

1842
02:06:42.600 --> 02:06:45.960
one furry? Oho? Haha,
you said, Oh, who is that?

1843
02:06:46.079 --> 02:06:48.239
You say that because it's not O
wu is that oho? I guess

1844
02:06:50.840 --> 02:06:56.960
it's O w O w O.
All right, My entire reality is bash

1845
02:06:57.199 --> 02:07:01.399
like a bag of carrots. All
right, listen to swords drawn by the

1846
02:07:01.520 --> 02:07:04.720
Army of the Fells and see if
you recognize a sample there, like Jedi

1847
02:07:04.760 --> 02:07:09.039
my tricks, I keep forgetting to
do that. One of my lectures got

1848
02:07:09.319 --> 02:07:12.159
one of my lecturers got cucked by
the lead singer of the Pixies. I

1849
02:07:12.239 --> 02:07:15.720
once saw Sweeney do fifty slow handstand
push ups. Kc my curse. Oh

1850
02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:20.119
Darris come burning defining? Will you
come for me? Mister pants? Next

1851
02:07:20.319 --> 02:07:25.560
on Awful News, the Evil Corporation
black Rock has a podcast, It's Crazy

1852
02:07:25.880 --> 02:07:30.439
Follow the First Sin, Spumba Futters, Extra amal Idea, The Game Rights

1853
02:07:30.840 --> 02:07:34.720
a oh, D and D campaign. I I guess, I don't know.

1854
02:07:35.039 --> 02:07:39.039
I would like if we just write
a campaign, like how about that

1855
02:07:40.159 --> 02:07:44.319
wouldn't have a campaign? Play?
A campaign would be better and even that's

1856
02:07:44.399 --> 02:07:48.039
kind of like a little would be
tough. Probably, yeah, yeah,

1857
02:07:48.199 --> 02:07:50.199
yeah, I don't I don't know. Maybe we'll try and figure it out.

1858
02:07:50.199 --> 02:07:59.119
I don't know, jolly o dipshit
honk tour hank to or sell a

1859
02:07:59.199 --> 02:08:13.600
Honku and his bike horn. That's
nuts. He's just he's just as paralyzed,

1860
02:08:13.640 --> 02:08:24.439
but he's always on a bike instead
of a fucking stop stop so reduct

1861
02:08:24.560 --> 02:08:28.039
like when you he can't even use
the bike. That's amazing. You know,

1862
02:08:28.159 --> 02:08:33.239
he can bike around, but he
can't walk. He can only move

1863
02:08:33.279 --> 02:08:37.439
his legs in bike motions and bike
motion, but he can't watch a straight

1864
02:08:39.439 --> 02:08:45.560
That is that is season two.
That is Honked is showing up all right?

1865
02:08:46.159 --> 02:08:52.640
May make that load drip and splatter
cipher wrap fiberglass flashlight prank. I

1866
02:08:52.680 --> 02:08:58.239
can't believe they put a black political
person in my history in historical fiction game.

1867
02:09:00.119 --> 02:09:07.159
I get, I I get monkeys
are good at climbing, but this

1868
02:09:07.319 --> 02:09:16.399
is ridiculous. This fucking come on, bro Gandalflow Hunter Dubois just pussy using

1869
02:09:16.640 --> 02:09:20.159
a riot shields. God, that's
crazy, man. That's a's That was

1870
02:09:20.199 --> 02:09:26.800
pretty good though, Lily milking asthmen
gold for one drop of just one drop

1871
02:09:26.840 --> 02:09:31.600
of piss. Yeah, that's probably
all he's got. Twenty one pilots.

1872
02:09:31.560 --> 02:09:37.159
I wish I could fuck a guy
because I'm so so gay a let the

1873
02:09:37.239 --> 02:09:43.159
homos turn out my cheeks butthole gets
stretched out. I'm not sure what that

1874
02:09:43.239 --> 02:09:46.359
one is. I don't know what. Yeah, I don't know. I

1875
02:09:46.479 --> 02:09:54.399
know one of their songs, actually, I I only know that UH taking

1876
02:09:54.600 --> 02:09:56.039
my time on my Bryan. That's
the one that's the one I know.

1877
02:09:56.239 --> 02:10:00.680
Yeah, yeah, and one from
UH, and then the one from Oh

1878
02:10:00.760 --> 02:10:05.600
my God, the Suicide Squad movie
that I can't remember. Heathens. All

1879
02:10:05.640 --> 02:10:07.880
my friends are Heathens. Take it
slow. Those are the only two songs

1880
02:10:07.920 --> 02:10:09.720
that I know by them, though, I have no fucking idea what.

1881
02:10:11.680 --> 02:10:13.520
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure,
sorry, Yeah, I heard your name

1882
02:10:13.560 --> 02:10:16.319
before. I don't know anything about
the one pilots though. I yeah,

1883
02:10:16.399 --> 02:10:18.960
there's that the ones that Chris said, I know those, and that's it.

1884
02:10:20.960 --> 02:10:26.000
Lily's asparagus binging pitch Dealer. You
must go to the Bodega system,

1885
02:10:26.560 --> 02:10:31.279
Caucasian Container, the cracker barrel for
gays, disgruntled Donald Trump bumping on Dom's

1886
02:10:31.279 --> 02:10:35.439
clip a Frenchman ate a plane,
Google it and discuss. Oh yeah,

1887
02:10:35.439 --> 02:10:39.279
we never did it, did we, John Claude, did we talked about

1888
02:10:39.279 --> 02:10:43.399
it? Har dang? Oh we
did. Oh, I don't remember a

1889
02:10:43.439 --> 02:10:46.960
guy eating a plane? We did? I guess we did. Probably did.

1890
02:10:46.039 --> 02:10:48.479
I just completely forgot. You don't
remember it. We improved about it.

1891
02:10:48.560 --> 02:10:54.119
We improved about John JF. Where
JF was eating the plane? Oh

1892
02:10:54.159 --> 02:10:56.279
right, Oh my god, Yes, I remember that. We did talk

1893
02:10:56.319 --> 02:10:58.439
about We never I don't think we
ever looked it up, but I think

1894
02:10:58.439 --> 02:11:03.479
we just immediately went to JF eating
a plan. Yeah. Did we wait

1895
02:11:03.520 --> 02:11:07.279
a minute? No, because we
were joking about that with Danny. I

1896
02:11:07.359 --> 02:11:11.319
think, weren't we Were we doing
the JF thing? Oh? Man,

1897
02:11:11.359 --> 02:11:15.800
I don't know. I don't remember. Never mind. It's all getting fucking

1898
02:11:15.840 --> 02:11:18.119
scrunched up together. But I do
remember trying to a little bit explain it

1899
02:11:18.159 --> 02:11:22.000
to her, like it's not really
important, the whole thing. But yeah,

1900
02:11:22.119 --> 02:11:26.760
she did, she did learn a
little bit about that guy. Can

1901
02:11:26.840 --> 02:11:30.720
you please leave a few seconds of
silent audio at the end of the episode.

1902
02:11:31.039 --> 02:11:35.279
Patreon always cuts off a few seconds
at the end. Oh it's interest,

1903
02:11:35.600 --> 02:11:39.279
Huh. I didn't know if that's
the case. Okay, all right,

1904
02:11:39.319 --> 02:11:43.039
fuck it, Yeah, that's not
that's not a big deal. Pipkin

1905
02:11:43.880 --> 02:11:50.159
on my pipa pawsome nice Chroy mcchole's
in hands. Derek, please stop being

1906
02:11:50.199 --> 02:11:52.399
wrong all the time, and then
you can't. You cannot fight a wolf.

1907
02:11:52.439 --> 02:12:00.720
We already discussed that slowly training to
become a Shebari. You're with the

1908
02:12:00.800 --> 02:12:03.560
hard R. Damn. My dad
died and all I got was this lousy

1909
02:12:03.600 --> 02:12:09.079
heart disease, just the hard R. Star coffee ripped the digital Hookah,

1910
02:12:09.279 --> 02:12:15.359
Now I'm getting molested on the set
of Embryotic Sheldon reminder that Chris Raygun has

1911
02:12:15.479 --> 02:12:22.720
a fucking OnlyFans everybody, yes,
really any any any thoughts comments? Uh,

1912
02:12:22.319 --> 02:12:28.479
OnlyFans that comm slash Chris r Gun. I don't know son, my

1913
02:12:28.680 --> 02:12:33.239
son, My son froze to death
in the waste of Ohio by going homeless

1914
02:12:33.279 --> 02:12:37.760
to pay you Fox and now this
is his memorial, His memorial rip John

1915
02:12:37.359 --> 02:12:43.880
transfermed Grinlin exposing people with lactose with
a lactose intolerance to ninety million rodgens of

1916
02:12:43.920 --> 02:12:50.560
ionizing radiation Yush warmst Craig the Canadian
the stroke Derek hadwell thinking about Tarkov.

1917
02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:54.439
Yeah, it's a boy, you
know. I considered cutting that part out

1918
02:12:54.520 --> 02:12:58.520
because I was like, God,
I was so fucking like retarded. I

1919
02:12:58.640 --> 02:13:01.399
was like, what everyone's to leave
it in. It's your boy, shiny

1920
02:13:01.439 --> 02:13:05.079
d aging forty seven in a lobster
suit, giggling and wiggling his knees like

1921
02:13:05.119 --> 02:13:11.800
a little school girl waiting for Warren
g Harding to enter the kitchen. H

1922
02:13:11.439 --> 02:13:18.279
three x three XL that alien from
Saints rofour who just says whoops after killing

1923
02:13:18.399 --> 02:13:20.640
seven billion people. I didn't play
that again. I haven't played it since

1924
02:13:20.680 --> 02:13:22.479
it came out. I remember having
fun with it, though it was all

1925
02:13:22.560 --> 02:13:30.159
right. It was a see somebody
that I used to blow by throat.

1926
02:13:30.279 --> 02:13:35.640
Yeah, there is no there's no
cock like horse cock. Send your asshole

1927
02:13:35.680 --> 02:13:39.760
into shot. You need horse cock, of course. Cock slip burns,

1928
02:13:39.760 --> 02:13:43.880
stroking, smoking, joking, emoticon
is going like this or whatever. Drip

1929
02:13:43.960 --> 02:13:48.000
inmates, Lord of the Homeless,
Drip cutting Sweeney's balls off, putting them

1930
02:13:48.039 --> 02:13:52.079
in a blender and then water boarding
him with his own blended up balls.

1931
02:13:52.319 --> 02:14:00.800
Damn, that's that's disgusting, so
gross. That's passion. You guys gotta

1932
02:14:00.840 --> 02:14:03.560
get you guys, gotta get laid. God Damn, that's terrified. Shit.

1933
02:14:05.359 --> 02:14:07.680
Hope you want you blow me.
Norwegian game dev now developing piss Quest

1934
02:14:07.720 --> 02:14:13.079
featuring Lillian sween. I wore my
three swing moon shirt for a Mother's Day

1935
02:14:13.119 --> 02:14:18.560
party and got weird looks for some
reason. For some reason, Lord bartholomewle

1936
02:14:18.640 --> 02:14:22.000
hand job in venture of anal sex. I'm gonna steal your bones. She

1937
02:14:22.359 --> 02:14:28.640
as a rath on my metrion.
Till I zinthos one fish, two fish,

1938
02:14:28.720 --> 02:14:33.560
gay fish, swenfish. Chris dyslexically
misreading my name for three weeks.

1939
02:14:33.159 --> 02:14:41.760
Uh, just a lop shrimp emoji
gay. Yeah, it's just a srimp.

1940
02:14:41.680 --> 02:14:48.479
It's literally gay. Kendrick be like
wop wop wop wop. I'm a

1941
02:14:48.600 --> 02:14:52.960
fuck this bup gat gat gag gek
I'm gonna I'm gonna drink his nut wage

1942
02:14:54.079 --> 02:14:58.760
leay b eighty three. Oh Jesus
Christ, five eighty three. I sat

1943
02:14:58.840 --> 02:15:03.680
guy from Michigan telling the boys that's
not gay. To compare loads on our

1944
02:15:03.720 --> 02:15:09.720
come maxing Okay, sorry because the
on arcom kind of okay comparing the loads

1945
02:15:09.800 --> 02:15:13.880
on our com maxing journey. But
I'm secretly crossing my fingers. The Puppini

1946
02:15:13.960 --> 02:15:18.560
Bros. Presents Master Roshia Flow.
They got, they forgot I was hymn,

1947
02:15:18.720 --> 02:15:22.800
so I hit him with the General's
Blues. Third reich Stare, all

1948
02:15:22.880 --> 02:15:26.600
right, we're almost the rum study
boys, donk Donkerson, I speak for

1949
02:15:26.720 --> 02:15:33.000
the trees, and for some fucking
reason they are speaking Vietnamese bars, installing

1950
02:15:33.039 --> 02:15:35.880
a faulty neural link in Chris's head
that plays thunder on repeat. You gotta

1951
02:15:35.880 --> 02:15:41.760
pay the trolls told again the boys
whole gage six is afraid of gade seven

1952
02:15:41.800 --> 02:15:46.760
because seven gaped nine. It's pretty
good, Pepe. My best friend was

1953
02:15:46.840 --> 02:15:54.760
offended by my gay station shirk and
now I'm sad. Why is your friend

1954
02:15:54.920 --> 02:15:58.760
gay? Or is your friend like
a die hard PlayStation fan? Which or

1955
02:15:58.920 --> 02:16:07.960
both? How dare you? There's
fucking playing PlayStation and sucking a penis?

1956
02:16:07.960 --> 02:16:11.479
And then they saw that show,
like, how fucking dare you? Don't

1957
02:16:11.479 --> 02:16:22.119
know what? I don't know no
grammar notes for swen. Everything you do

1958
02:16:22.399 --> 02:16:26.520
on pod is fire. Keep killing
it. There you go. Damn dude,

1959
02:16:26.560 --> 02:16:33.239
that's love. That's Lily probably yeah, prevented my owncome and drink it

1960
02:16:33.559 --> 02:16:41.000
now I am gender ah help fuck
she knocked on my loose till I suffocate

1961
02:16:41.120 --> 02:16:43.280
guys, and they keep yeah,
yeah, yeah, knock loose is killing

1962
02:16:43.280 --> 02:16:48.319
her rounds insane like fucking their their
numbers don't make sense. Hardcore music gets

1963
02:16:48.440 --> 02:16:52.760
like a lot of fucking plays.
It doesn't make sense, Like I don't

1964
02:16:52.760 --> 02:16:56.920
there's an anomaly with hardcore genre that
gets so much support that I want to

1965
02:16:56.959 --> 02:17:01.600
start a hardcore band just to like
thrust it in the algorithm. I guess

1966
02:17:01.719 --> 02:17:05.280
I don't fucking know, dude,
anyway, Yeah, it's crazy. Rfk's

1967
02:17:05.879 --> 02:17:09.319
brainworm, rfk's brain warn you,
I'll carpet bomb the Gaza strip for a

1968
02:17:09.479 --> 02:17:13.719
quarter. John Strickland, my partner, snapped the chair legs of my Chris

1969
02:17:13.879 --> 02:17:22.399
Raygun's YouTube youtubes, then proceeded to
tear off my legs self defense Serio Merks

1970
02:17:22.600 --> 02:17:26.040
eighteen eighty nine. Yeah, I
forgot about the youtubes thing. But company

1971
02:17:26.120 --> 02:17:30.399
was like making all those figures,
are you good people? That it's weird

1972
02:17:30.440 --> 02:17:33.760
they do like official they do.
They're doing official stuff now like they did

1973
02:17:33.879 --> 02:17:37.639
like Avatar and all sorts of other
fucking oh wow things like that. Like

1974
02:17:39.040 --> 02:17:43.520
it's really jarring because I'm looking at
I'm like, there's if you want to

1975
02:17:43.559 --> 02:17:48.120
collect all these things, you have
to collect like legitimate things, you have

1976
02:17:48.159 --> 02:17:54.920
to cont like legitimate figures, and
then me you gotta get like fucking John

1977
02:17:54.079 --> 02:17:58.639
Snow and Spiderman and fucking all these
real people and then me. That's why

1978
02:18:00.360 --> 02:18:03.000
it's very funny. I reached out
to them one time because I wanted like

1979
02:18:03.319 --> 02:18:07.239
something, I can't remember what it
was I wanted. I wanted one made

1980
02:18:07.280 --> 02:18:09.239
of me, but in some sort
of offensive way, just me kind of

1981
02:18:09.280 --> 02:18:13.559
being tongue in cheek. I'm sure
it was something sexual, but and they

1982
02:18:13.639 --> 02:18:18.479
said, if you get ten thousand
likes on a post, then we'll do

1983
02:18:18.600 --> 02:18:20.040
it. And I'm like, I'm
I was just like, I was just

1984
02:18:20.120 --> 02:18:24.920
being stupid. I was trying to
actually, hey, let's do a campaign

1985
02:18:24.959 --> 02:18:28.760
of something that I probably regret later, but it was kind of cool that

1986
02:18:28.920 --> 02:18:31.799
maybe they were serious about it.
No, they weren't. They can't do

1987
02:18:31.000 --> 02:18:37.520
fucking like X rated shit anyway.
Let me finish this. My old lady

1988
02:18:37.600 --> 02:18:39.360
fingered me, and I came.
Now, I feel like a horde,

1989
02:18:39.920 --> 02:18:43.920
like a whore. That's pretty cool. The First Church of Keith David,

1990
02:18:43.000 --> 02:18:48.239
whose name is not Tyler. Second
Church of Keith David featuring Better Being Better

1991
02:18:48.319 --> 02:18:52.920
Than the First Church of Keith David
pre Raz Blake eight ninety six, Jordan

1992
02:18:52.120 --> 02:18:58.319
B. Peel Listen Derek reaching Eric
Cartman levels of pettiness with his cum filled

1993
02:18:58.360 --> 02:19:03.719
watermelon ploy. That's facts, Chris
trying to read like Papa Papa filling up

1994
02:19:03.799 --> 02:19:11.760
the communal crack pipe with asbestos Alaskan
oil field trash, Texas tater salad.

1995
02:19:11.239 --> 02:19:16.200
Right, the vietcongs that rearrange the
kitchen, Sue Hulk, tackle my ass.

1996
02:19:16.200 --> 02:19:22.000
Here's Nikky Ziggy Honk sorry, Miss
Jackson, badly brave hugger, Derek

1997
02:19:22.120 --> 02:19:28.760
duck Kunt, the vegan necromancer.
I got consent etherean Progerian punter. Uh

1998
02:19:28.520 --> 02:19:35.159
melfis God, damn it mel lifis
one. Finally rehabilitated and back in the

1999
02:19:35.239 --> 02:19:39.159
saddle with two functioning hands, and
finally we reached the goal with King of

2000
02:19:39.360 --> 02:19:50.280
hap Hazard. Let's fucking go.
That was too bad. Don't don't get

2001
02:19:50.319 --> 02:19:54.959
hurt remembers out there, so stay
safe. I remember God loves you,

2002
02:19:54.879 --> 02:19:56.959
or he does or he doesn't exist, don't know. Whatever you which,

2003
02:19:58.000 --> 02:19:58.959
whichever you want to go, whichever
route you take, it doesn't matter.

2004
02:20:00.639 --> 02:20:07.079
Oh bombnah, he said it's higher
than like if you go watch that thing,

2005
02:20:07.159 --> 02:20:11.559
he says, it way higher then. I always remember it's like obamna,

2006
02:20:11.440 --> 02:20:18.200
oh oh bombna, Obama. It's
pretty impressive actually, that he hit

2007
02:20:18.239 --> 02:20:22.360
that note all right, I put
the fuck out of here, guys,