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It's May fourth, Color five. You'll get a pair of those tickets
today, So you begin the uh this portion of the hot up. We
have birthdays, but I'd like to do today's bandal challenge. Oh yeah,
twenty eleven the Beatles, twenty eleven is your song name. We'll start with
the drums. Never got a lot of golf. The shots, shots,
shots, shots, O shots. I don't know. Is it maybe too
long ago? Shots? Is it shots at l l M they did party
rock anthem. We'll just guess that. Just so it's like, here's the
nextion. Oh that much face, I'm too sexy, cold shute and I'm
twenty eleven, pretty good at that. I'll just say I don't think it's
like a Lady Gaga song, but I'll just say more in this way,
just for fun, Seth Seth has been added. Finally, I'm ever going
to get one of these. They're not easy way, this is hard.
Oh wait, no, I know that. I think that's so tough.
I don't know it. I don't know it. Okay, so you don't
know it. You have to type in the guess and then all right,
fourth one, they're gonna add an electric guitar and a whistle. This is
lovely whatever it is. No Doubt, produced by Mark Ronson. Oh I
know it, but what is it? Yeah? Jaggers nice for the whistle
is what? But you had it before the whistle. I'll give you that.
Yeah. Five moves like Jagger, that's it for sure, kind of
moves like Lennen. We got it on four, so we got four one
day. We're gonna get it on the first try. No, that was
fun. Anyway, we do it every birthday. Oh whereabouts? It exactly
four hours or forty nine seconds away from the exact four hour mark. I
think you have time for one. Shall we do a canon four hour countdown?
The countdown to the Countdown? Ninety till the Countdown saw Hate two till
the Countdown Stars. That's an electric stick song that only Kevin. Yeah,
I had no idea. It's the countdown to the Countdown because I've heard all
of the Tenacious D songs, so I knew it wasn't one of theirs.
Unfair Hey, good looking with the helmet on, driving real fast on the
auto bond. Four hours till totality, Doctor Doe, you're fourteen seconds away
from that. Well that's probably delayed too, You're only delayed TV. I'm
going by the world o' clock. Okay, four hours till till it is
so cloudy out here right now, it sucks here. We're in Farmers Branch
Addison maybe clear as a bell over Clyde Warren or where you are, and
we hope it is. Think about it the thousands and get his ass beat
hundreds of thousands of people that spend all that money. Yep, you come
to Dallas for order. We can't do anything right. We have the worst
weather luck. We I sed out a Super Bowl, we iced out an
All Star game, right, yep. Every time we need God Jesus to
step up and give us a hand. You know what, God hates Dallas.
It tells me that we haven't earned it. True, we killed the
president. Maybe that's it. We're still paying. We haven't heard it.
When have we changed our deeds to be you're good people? No, we're
not. We're baskets of crap, all of us, you included, and
you know it. So don't get on a mic and say something so stupid.
Yeah, by a basket like that, When you say you're a basket
of crap, then it does feel like it's accurate. A basket, a
sad basket of crap, all of us. You're a sad basket of crap.
Yeah, I'll argue with the birthday ceed Lambs twenty five, all right,
and I'm not to be so rich. What if it's his birth eight
during the eclipse, like he was born at time birth times? There's someone
there? Uh. Matty Heally's thirty five Matty Oh singer for some band,
Matt Healey for hang on for Travis No Travis the Van, Travis close,
but your cuse on the Travis tip wa, who's that other? That drummer,
Travis Barker, Travis Famous, Travis's in the Wrist, Travis Tritt,
No travisr O you Billy, Travis Matthews. Travis Kelsey was the next Oh
Okay, Taylor Swift's x X Dainty Boy before she stepped in the ring with
the bat to which I told you you'd never give a theater kid a lot
of money because they will waste it on art projects instead of stalking it away
and creating a savings account that can be useful when you retire. They give
you the tools to be your own boss. Felix Hernandez is thirty eight.
One of the best King Felix one of the best. Fruck out many people
when he best friends with belts, you know, were they BFFs? Yeah?
Whether they taunt each other? So good. Ezra Koenig's forty he's married
to Rashida Jones. Right. Damn that is lead singer of Vampire Weekend damn
It, who released a new album on Friday. Taylor Kitsch forty three.
He played David Koresh. Yeah he did, and we know him for something
big before that. But yes, he was good in that Friday Night Friday
Night Lights. Yeah he was really good. You watch that, didn't you?
Yeah? One that good? Yeah, Oh my god. Patricia Arcat's
fifty six. I love Waco True Romance. I love one of the greatest
movies of all time and the greatest movie. If you have a lady or
man with you and you're like, let's throw on a movie, you throw
it on because there's only about six minutes in they have an incredible passionate love
making scene, and that's where you make your move. Because if you have
someone that you are sexually interested in your house and the feeling is mutual,
I'm hard. You don't probably need to watch the whole movie because how you
instigate the session is just kind of lean over and half drunk, mumble that
into her ear. Put on romance, romance because I'll just hard boy the
Fox four. The Fox men must hate us a hard servers need sexual relations
because gross, we're so nasty, not me, the fun playing and sexy.
The Fox four office building must be empty today because Kylie Kapps is out
in the field to day at the Uta Planetarium. What's she doing? Pez
Well, if Danny just put planetarium into his phone directions. Robin Wright's fifty
eight The Great, She is awesome. I love you Forest. She was
so good in House of Cards. Yeah, she was very She's like AI
person. She was so like kind of good looking and robotic and scary.
It's a shame she had to take over when the show fell off. Boy
that it's it's a shame that I quit watching it when when Homeboy got in
real trouble. It's not a shame. You're good, because it was terrible.
It was getting pretty bad anyway. It kind of got bad when he
pushed her off the train or into the train. That was exciting, though
it was highly exciting. It was a wild first season strategy though flirting with
the shark jump line. But good, yeah, Texas says weather. It
was perfect for the Winter Classic. I'm like, okay, that was one
of the greatest sports days in the city that she could have been rainy or
sunny, but it was cloudy and cold but not too cold. Perfect all
right. So we're not batting zero on needing decent weather and weather cooperation for
our major sporting events, I think. But we're not batt and well,
we're not batting well. No, Dean Norris is sixty one. Oh,
that is breaking bad. Bald guys, Uncle Hank, Hank and Julian Lennon.
Julian Lennon sixty one. It's good to be with you. Unhappy to
be here today. Did you see me? Pappy at Clyde Warren was on
the telly. I didn't realize he had a pH d and he'd passed.
I'm just been sitting here watching the wheels go round and round with me.
Peppy. It's not the birthday of Julian ring spun Cotton Bismarck. You would
have been sixty who oh May May Yeah, you got one on need.
It's so gloriously out of key. I can't get enough of it. So
good, perfect, perfect. Though I have talkbacks. I have many talkbacks.
People on eclipsed Day are excited. You can fill the buzz in the
air highly cups is on TV apps. Stop saying cups caps. I need
not read, No, I need my glasses. He broke his readers.
Hey, where's that fellow who's always spot in? Samurai guy ahead because he
is over here outside of Decatur, Texas walking three eighty. If this is
your Samurai guy, you need to come getting heavy set, camo pant,
black shirt. I don't need this kind of rift wrapped on this part of
Texas. Oh God, lock your kids, hide your dogs, and I
don't know, love your significant other. It is the end of the world
there. We have only pirates in your house. We have a map of
the Metroplex with push pins on. You know where samurais have been spotted.
So we have to add the caator now. And that's getting to be a
lot of coverage. Three eight. I don't want to say. The second
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is that Jesse Plemons in this in the at Oh, it's so good.
Yeah, what kind of American are you? It's so creepy. I had
his dead eyes, all right, what kind of American? Oh? I
love it. Alma draft House, That's where I watched my movies. You
could play Jesse Plemmons. You did a good Jesse Plemmons person. You're good
at Jesse Plemmons. And Wright said, Fred, okay, right, there's
down. Put them on the list. You should be Jesse Plemmons in the
Jesse Plemons movie you play. They could just get him though, well,
he would be perfect. Yeah, and he's a current named, reputable actor.
He's a far better choice unless he's got to quickly lose weight, because
it was weird when he was fat in the Breaking Bad sequel. It's like,
well, you're getting like forty pounds since Breaking Bad ended. I don't
think he had gotten bigger for another role. Yeah, and that one superseded
the hell Camino Mike Fargo season two Jesse Plemmons. Oh he's good. Oh
he's great. Yeah, yeah, he's awesome. Yes, and he's a
hot wife. Kirston Duntsky looks like she's a little bit sweaty but still beautiful.
What's wrong with being sweaty? Yeah, that's wrong with the He's just
got a sweaty tone. That's a little must. That's the best time to
instigate love is after they get home from the gym. What is with you
guys today? Today? It's a clip. It's not our fault. This
is science. Yeah, he's super gay. Watch watch the hallways when you
guys are walking out of here today. No one here on a Monday,
dude. Okay, let's let's change this up a little bit. Guys.
So your loved one turns into a werewolf during the four minutes of totality.
Right However, into totality, they transform back into their normal selves, the
person you know and love, only difference being they still have were wolf feet.
This could be like so for Mikey, for example, say that Christina
did this and then she came back and she has wear wolf feet from now
on. How are you feeling about that? But fair question laughed at himself.
Are you feel about that? But her feet are perfect right now?
Right now? But not at one forty four? Perfect forty four is gonna
be a hair ball. No, they'll snap back. I don't think Christine
is a were wolf. I just don't see it. Shot have were wolf
feet at today, dude. Honestly, she is among She's a fairly high
candidate to be one that does turn into a wear a wolf when this thing
goes down in three hours and forty nine minutes, I can't love her the
same. Yeah, she's wolf, she likes wolves. Yeah, she has
some wolf traits. Dog looks like a wolf. There's stuff about her this
similar to a wolf. Kevin. If ben I am outside, oh and
there is no sun. If I don't see this them, it lifts at
my fists, your ass, they will be crowning. Watch out, buddy,
you better blow these clouds away. Oh I'm coming fud you covin.
Okay, that's not the same guy, doesn't matter. Now you got two
of them two he's got an army. I got people are gonna beat Kevin's
ass if one cloud covers that song. How many of your idiots are gonna
look straight up into the sun without protection. You said you're gonna do it.
I expect you to do it. I want to have three blind radio
people tomorrow morning. Please, thank you three. I think the thick,
thick embankment of clouds will filter out. Yeah, U v problems that we
might taking too much joy out of the cloud taking joy. I just love
that. You guys were just so adamant. Oh, it's gonna be clear.
We're gonna have a window window, it will be clear how thick thick,
thick, thick clouds from the Gulf. And it's only getting worse.
Is the dark clouds? Super Bowl A k T. It's cloudy. If
you need a place to hide from that guy that's gonna get you, let
me know. I'll hide you out of my house. We'll eat ice cream
and play around of who's your celebrity spotter? Play one round, who's your
celebrity spot It sounds like an take the podium today. Once upon a top
I was copying my farts. Now I post up out Saturday Walmart, I
smell so lashing about I'm not allowed on the dark Okay in the world,
I'm not allowed on those dart The people are nuts, yo, Dane just
heads up. Carpet party is a term used by lesbian swingers, and she
had a carpet party live spot earlier I did. I can understand stand all
the big hype behind the clips. I mean, it's a pretty cool event,
but what I don't get is the people that want to clap for it
while it's happening, Like, what are you praising the moon doing its damn
job? Love you boys? Yeah, people gonna the mod's doing its job.
I guess after that Morgan Wallam incident, we should all be looking forward
to his upcoming cover of the George Strait classic The Chair. I remember the
lone Star ball Off topic Discord Server loves you. Oh thank you, thank
you man. You guys are breaking all kinds of news to me. This
morning. I had no idea that John Lennon was killed by Howard Cosell and
Monday night football. How am I just now hearing about that? Is?
I was you report that dinger. You better keep that same energy this afternoon
when baby Malki transforms into a were wolf for four minutes, that's true,
Coline. Sweet Malcolm could do it, and then he comes back. You're
supposed telling me you love them just the same. Nothing's changed, you know
what, where wolf Malcolm might be calmer than human malcol So I kind of
welcome that takes Yeah, okay, I got two more left, guys,
and then we'll send you out in a proper way. Here we go,
kt KT do not take a sleep until for that flight. What if you
get sucked off in your sleep, I might wake up all wet in the
ocean or something. You need to be on high alert, at attention the
whole flight. You might have to beat off someone trying to take your oxygen
mask in case something goes wrong. Some think about, sir. That's a
really good point. Two good points. You find a bowing Paul was just
perfect. You could find a bowing You're ready to get sucked off at any
time the plane the plane correct. Hey, I'm Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson.
I'm out here tailgating for the eclipse tonight, which means much like my political
career, I'm just drunkenly bouncing from party to party while fantasizing about what it
might be like to be Paige Ellenberger's toothbrush. I wanted to invite you to
my NCAA Championship game watch party, though. We're gonna get together and WA's
the last meaningful game of organized basketball these twenty five year old, balding white
kids will ever play before they're reduced to guarding Ben Rogers. In consists of
mid range jumper, to YMCA and Grand Prairie. Okay, unbelievable, brilliant,
good, very good delivery. All right, So the Bene's get showing.
The Speakeasier at Clyde Warren Park doing their show today ten to six.
Get on out there if you'd like. I can also tell you that we
have Don Van Netta tomorrow. Nada, it's Don Van Junior, the guys.
He's writing the Jerry Jones biography. He is calling in tomorrow like that
will be at eight ten. Don't mess this questions for him. If you
if you ever know that this dude breaks so much news about the Dallas Cowboys,
And if he doesn't know where all of the bodies are buried, he
knows where a lot of them are Barry. Yeah, he's a legit.
Journalists also be our best behavior. Yeah, eight ten tomorrow, all right,
and all morning. If you haven't been listening, we've been singing kamakazi
karaoke return cuts about the moon, about the sun, about eclipses, about
cheap sunglasses we're gonna wear to look at this thing we put cheap sunglasses in.
So why not take you out with the only song actually titled the clips
I believe, honor God, bick because the greatest eclipsed pregame show of all
time comes to an end. So that you touch pen all that you see,
Pano that you taste, all you feel, and all that you love
and all that you hate and all you distrust, all you say, and
all that you give, and all that you deal, and all that you
buy, big borrow us seal and all you grid and all you destroyed,
and all that you do and all that you say, and all that you
eat and everyone you meet and all that you slight I