Zarina is doing a great job with this clientele. Is she doing a great
job with just food in general? Maybe not, because this is more bizarre,
feudal European Lord of the Rings food. I don't really understand it.
The first dish is called grab my rack. I believe it's a I believe
there are land lollypops stuffed inside of a roasted pumpkin. This is something that
Sam Wise and Frodo would eat once they were rehabilitated enough to consume the Shire's
food. They've been on a long journey. They can't just go straight into
grab my say it. This is the food. Hi, Hello, and
welcome to a bit of an odd one. We've never done this before.
Huh. I'm phoning it in. No, you are not. You are
phoning in from see to Sinai Hospital. That's right, sandels So, California.
That's how important it is to me to feed the barnacles, Dylan,
is that I'm literally sitting next to my newborn son and my wife in a
hospital room waiting to be hey, honey, what's when we get we get
to leave? What do they call that? Just just charged? Yeah?
Wait and didn't leave here? Your baby boy just got his foreskin removed.
He did. He took it like a man. They said he didn't drop
a tear. No, they didn't. They didn't say that. They said
that the doctor came in. Yeah, he said that he took it like
a man. He didn't drop What the fun? All right? Sellout the
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pat how are you doing otherwise? I'm doing great. I'm a little exhausted.
I'm happy to just get home and get my life back to normal with
the baby boy home and his older sister. Elliott's really excited to meet him.
You know. The doctor. Oddly enough, he said keep the three
year old away from the baby. I was just gonna say I I have
recently talked to some friends and they have a beautiful little baby daughter and they
just had a new boy, and the daughter strikes the child. She sometimes
strikes her brother and sometimes treats him like a doll and tries to take his
clothes off, and because of the lack of coordination, she ends up kind
of smothering him in a really violent, evil looking way. But it's just
you know, it's just play. But I reckonmiz kids. Yeah yeah,
seperate, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing well. But Dylan,
this is the highlight after I'll tell you what. This is a solid
top five number one being with my new baby boy. But this is in
top five. What I wanted to do right now is recap below deck and
I what were some of the other ones? Uh, marrying my wife and
then there's that. There's that famous story of we're a guy spit on my
windshield in my car and then I asked him to come over to speak to
me about doing so. And I had just gone to Carl's Jr. And
had a full soda in my hand, and I covered him with fit and
then I drove off like a laughing maniac. That's definitely top three achievements in
my life. Oh okay, so have we gone from achievements or we've gone
from what you want to do this week to life? Achievements. I'm not
sure, but let's talk about the episode. It's episode nine. We've still
got some porn stars left. We've got a new addition to the cast in
Jamay. I'm gonna call her private school girl Jamay, and I she's probably
the most beautiful thing that's ever graced the show. I mean, it's absolutely
stunning. That butterboy is kind of I mean he's pray to her. It's
unbelievable how she goes. But we'll get into all of it, pat Pots,
all right, I loved this episode. We're calling her Jamay. It's
not Jamie, No, it's jam private school girl. Okay, Jamay.
What a firecracker bringing her sea rat a game here. This is how you
joined the boat, by the way, this is how you come in.
Some would say it's a little too hot. It's never too hot. We
have we have Kermit crossing the line I think on a personal and working relationship
with Zarina. We have porn stars still on the boat. One of them
almost I guess, was in danger of being crushed by a tender or maybe
not. And then we learned culvers of fooding. So Captain Lego Head is
getting more and more annoying as we go, but yes, he will be
prey to Jamay. She'll eat him up and spit him out and it will
not be good. And I will love how Culver is a culvert and how
many ponds? Oh forty? Yeah, the foodie himself, Butterboy Butterburger Culver
aka Captain Lego had aka Captain Entertainment Officer or whatever said last episode when or
two episodes ago or whenever it was, he looked at the eggs Benedict,
and being a foodie, he said, what's that sauce? And Serena said
that's Holidays, which is one of the mother sauces, and he said,
yeah, I don't like that stuff. Yeah, So according to him,
I wish according to him, everyone is a foodie because yeah, yeah,
on a good day or a bad day, depending on how you look at
it, most people qualify, if least if we're going by Culver, h
he's a foodie totally. And if we're breaking it down to just things that
consume food, we could call bovine foodie. And if we want to take
it down a little bit further, is the sun food in which case Celery
is of foodie and I would say that Celery is more of a foody than
Culver is, so maybe he's got a point. I thought it was a
great episode. I don't you know, we've been in such a such a
haze, what with Quinching entering into the world. So also the double episode
releases. I don't know what's up, what's down, what's happing, what's
hell? But I know that I'm having recapping this. I don't remember what
happened, So let's give it seven pots. We do begin with more Confederacy
of Dunce his shit. The dangerous yo Yo is being thrown all over the
deck of this boat by Culver. Who is he? He has a five
year old shit his pants, kind of confusion to his face about the whole
thing. He's like, he's he's so glazed over Wong. He almost lambs
his captain in the head with the propeller on the back of a tender being
swung all over the place. But he really he's quite unflappable. I know
he's probably too stupid to be in clandestine services, but I think that he
I don't know, he's cool under pressure. Well, Dylan, don't forget
they nearly crushed a porn star too. That was Jesse and that what do
you call it? A kayak? Right or at least editing would have us
believe that Jesse was directly under that tender and in harm's way. And I
wouldn't want this to happen. But had that tender fallen on her, I
bet those breasts would have just flown off in different directions. You know how
you have a birthday balloon and they'd let the air out and they just fly
around like an insane fly that like is missing a wing. They're like,
where the hell is that going? But that could have happened to poor Jesse's
breasts, And no one wanted that, so okay, No, I don't
think anybody did want that. I don't think anybody even thought of that as
a possibility. But if they did arrived that as a possibility, I'd probably
go, no, I don't want that. None of us want that.
You talked the last episode about how Captain Rackass probably minimizing it, minimizing things.
That's dangerous when you minimize things like that. No, no, no,
no, yeah, that could have seriously killed someone. That that had
to be that tender was probably it has to be two thousand pounds and it's
just flying around. Imagine if George W. Bush had minimized nine to eleven
and not not a twenty year war in the desert when we knew of some
vin Land was just hanging out in Pakistan waiting for Rob O'Neil to kill him.
I mean, you don't want to minimize big things. No politics,
Well that's not politics, that's just facts. If George Bush had minimized that,
we would not have Rob O'Neil going on wild ride with Stevo talking about
how he killed Harlan Williams consequent minimization. Yeah, he referred to killing Laden
too. I believe he was. He said he gave him a dirt nap,
which is so quaint. Yeah. Yeah, he said the same thing
on the Adam Corolla Show. All right, so uh angry. Adam is
really doing a lot to kind of shake off that moniker. He's been really
wonderful over the last couple of episodes, and he delivers a fantastic line.
I think we know who's getting the disco ball helmet, because as much as
Jason is a delusional optimist and a serial minimizer, there's no way Culver's not
getting the disco helmet, you know, oh yeah on the railing Yeah,
and so he angry. Adam and Jua are not getting along. We'll get
to that later. But Jamay comes aboard the boat later. I think Margot
here though I don't know does she come aboard the boat. I have a
note that Margot says she wishes she was ugly. Uh, yeah, she
wishes she was a troll. And I totally get that. It's always high
school. They ever want a new hot girl coming in from a different high
school take all the boys attention, and she will do just that at the
tail end of this episode. But yeah, I don't think she has she
arrived yet. Oh no, she couldn't have arrived yet. She couldn't.
Okay, yeah she has it because I have. I was gonna play a
clip, but I don't know if I can play it. It's when Kermit
and Jammy met for the first time and Jamay tells her that she's been a
chief stew on a bigger vote for like a year or something and Kermit couldn't
be more fake, which which which is to cover that out? She does
and overly sincere excited like welcome, and I just knowing Kerman as I do.
Now I think she's she can be pretty fake sometimes. Well you know
her very well. Okay, so, uh shall we talk get to dessert?
Yes, that's what you were connections? But are we We're talking about
dessert right, we're painting the bodies. Yeah, let's get to yeah.
Yeah. Zerina works frantically to pull off I guess a common dinner request,
which is, how will brownie round cakes uh fit atop porn stars press?
Uh huh yeah yeah, yeah, very very common. I was thinking,
like, can you imagine these porn stars. They're like they this goes everywhere
with them, like even through like a drive through at McDonald's. Lore and
Skyer in the car, they're like, Hi, two quarterfinwners with cheese chocolate
milkshake and order of onion rings around my cock. Yeah yeah yeah. Laura's
like, uh, hi, I'd like a one of those Cardi b meals,
but could you put the ketchup on my tits? And they're like no,
it's not no. This is like a really well run logistical nightmare of
cardiac arrest delivery. We can't just have you come back here and put your
tits down on the line and She's like, oh, don't be a bummer,
but they don't, so we we do. See no, no,
no, we'll get to the feasting later. Sorry, this is bad hosting.
The new stu jam Private school girl gets aboard the vessel just as two
disgusting cis males. I think we can both say, why are attractive?
Why are you? What do you? I mean, listen, I'm not
I don't want to reduce people's ambitions to modeling. But if you've got it,
it's a pretty plush gig and you make a lot of money. I
mean, it's a lot easier, I would say, than being a fucking
sea rat, or at least a little bit more rewarding. Well, I
don't want to jump ahead because we don't know where the rest of this season
goes. But you know the former stew who's now back on the factory line
stamping dog bowls, she hadn't been much bigger ambitions too. I believe take
over the TV show misguided ambitions to take over Kermit's job as chief stew that
was going to happen. Jamay is someone who could pull that off because Ryan
the audience, Kermit's in love with the guy that she shares a converted ambulance
with and Jammy's ready to She's got the resume and the qualifications and is also
ready to party. So yeah, who knows, Yeah she I could see
her getting screamed at by Tyra of out disappointing everyone, you know. But
I could also see her staging a coup the way that Laura wanted to but
was completely incapable of. All right, so we get a lot of boring
stuff. Big Meanwhile, Okay, so hot Captain speaks with his boats and
about nearly killing everybody and determined that it is in fact Culver's fault. And
by the way, as he's having this conversation, where is Colver aka Captain
Lego Ahead, he's managing the hot tub with the porn stars in there.
Yeah he's doing yeah, yeah, yeah, So there's we get some date
stuff. Jamain. Private school girl is loving a good boat man. She's
already set up the fact that she's single. She's here to mingle, she's
here to make friends, make enemies, kill everybody on board, and drive
the boat into that very same doctor Jason drove it into yours earlier, but
jump off just beforehand like a crazy ending of an episode of White Lotus or
something. Sorry, I'm having a brain aurism. We then get to more
kind of dinner preparation. There was a little bit of a pervy line from
from the j Man hot rack of Dick j Man Boobs and tattoos, Big
boobs tattoos walks past Jesse, Yeah, Jesse, and he says, uh,
I need to be caged, my god man, what the fuck?
Keep it together? Leadership. Nobody's perfect, but Asia is closer to perfect
because she she is hit here with a little bit of a leadership dilemma.
Margo is how do we say, barely holding it together? She sleep deprived's
love sick, and she's dropping and catching bottles all over the place. But
she doesn't want to get pulled off service because Jamay Private school Girl hit this
boat. Asiaus sees that in this game of wars, you do need to
have loyalty, and I think that she sinks this put perfectly. She lets
Margo stay on and she puts Jamay Private school Girl in the laundry room.
Now this accomplishes two things. One, it gets you a buddy signed in
blood, a fascy in agreements. Though Margo does not know how insidious it
is, and it also gut checks jammy private school girl. You are not
going to take my position. In fact, you're going to be looking at
laundry machines in the next four days. I mean, it's just perfect Macavellian.
It absolutely is no better way to describe it, you know, because
you know it also Margo aspiring to you know, meet her true potential and
not you know, take a few steps back in that goddamn laundry room cleaning
porn stars. I'ntwhere yeah, yeah, so yeah, I will note as
Jamay enters the boat. It's interesting how men, it's like a sixth sense,
like I think a hot girls here. They all like simultaneously leave whatever
they were doing to be stand before Jamay and ingratiate themselves with her and make
wildly stupid connections where there are in fact no connections. Case and point Harry,
he's quick to jump down there. And this connection is he's an awestie.
Yeah, they're both they were meant to be together. Yeah, who
would have sunk it? Yeah, well Margot has to walk by and remind
him that she's from Wisconsin. But yeah, now so Australia, and I've
heard tons about how snake and how jellyfish and how alcoholism and stuff. So
you would think that with the poison this animals and the commonality of alcoholism with
Wisconsin, Wisconsin would win because there's none of that stuff. But I call
call me, call me crazy, but I'd rather live in Australia. I
think sounds more end. I know it's a common So yes, you're one
hundred percent right with the It's like the first episode of Family Guy with a
thermostat all the dads come in. It's it's like when when Jamay private school
girl hits the boat, all of the men are magnetized down to the galley,
like you know when Agent Smith gets a whiff that like Neo's on the
wrong side, and they just all appear and there's some kind of kung fu
jiu jitsu thing that takes place. It's unbelievable. I think it's like a
dumb superpower that we have. So we move on to dinner. This is
family. Laura is the vin Diesel of this the screw and we or these
guests and we keep getting this fish eye lens that I don't know if I
just hadn't noticed it before, but they keep showing us how awful the table
scaping is with this bizarre overhead taste made whatever BuzzFeed cooking lens the production ships
on them. And I would be insulted if I wasation Margot because this is
so clearly attacting. Yeah, well, Dylan, what do I always say
sollution to all these table schemes. White Linen's Friends as flowers, White Lenen's
Fresh Flowers. Look, if you want to a company of that with your
shopping spree at the dollar Store for some other stuff, but you can take
the tackiness down like eighteen levels just by White Linen's Fresh Flowers. But yeah,
Kerman even admitted that that's not her that's not her cup of tea,
and I agree with her. So couple of things. While dinner's happening,
Culver, for some reason, is in a lego head Safari outfit. Zerina
states, if Culver looks at Jamie, she'll be very annoyed. It may
have been in chess, but she's going to be really pissed later out of
the episode. Yeah, because she said she didn't say what she would do
if they started making out in front of her. She just said that if
she if he looked at her, she was going to be pissed. So,
you know, we really have no indication of what she's capable of if
she sees them make out, but we'll see it next episode. All we
know is that she storms off, but a knife may be wielded later anything
with Dinner Dale and I didn't catch what Zaria was putting out. Zarina is
doing a great job with this clientele. Is she doing a great job with
just food in general? Maybe not, because this is more bizarre, feudal
European Lord of the Rings food. I don't really understand it. The first
dish is called grab my Rack. I believe it's a I believe there are
land lollypops stuffed inside of a roasted pumpkin. This is something that Sam Wise
and Frodo would eat once they were rehabilitated enough to consume the Shire's food.
They've been on a long journey. They can't just go straight into grab my
say it this is the food and asking just that one course is served.
They're like, all right, let's fucking get this over with and let's get
to the main show. There literally is not another course. It is with
land inside. And then Laura gets naked and gets on the table. Now
I want to talk about this dessert table, the naked fruitcake. Now the
crew starts watching, and that's when Hopton captain rack of lamb pants apparently he's
wearing his nun outfit here. He mentions that it might be more of a
private moment for the porn stars. And I appreciated Kermit here because she correctly
pointed out to hot Captain. She said, these people fire hose, pull
milk at each other for a living. All right, he took off the
nun Nune had their dude, Okay, they love they love people being observed.
Yeah, and yeah, we don't. We don't have to. We
don't have we don't have to. So it might might have been uh,
I mean, it was probably a good bet, what with Laura asking for
like, you know, chicken McNuggets all over her boobs and stuff. But
there was this period in the beginning where I did sense a little bit of
awkwardness, just because Serena starts painting and you're like, oh, this could
take a while, and everybody's just kind of standing there looking at her naked
body and angry Adam and Culver and his fucking weird, you know, crocodile
Dundee outfit. They're all just bricked up and looking and breathing really heavily,
and everybody's quiet, and it was just very very strange. Of course it
turns smudgy and fun. But yeah, well here's here's the thing, Dylan,
you and I have learned this by kind of talking to a lot of
sea Rats and know them on a personal level. Famous people or rich people,
notable people are fans of the sea Rats and they reach out. So
clearly there's a lot of people that have power and status that'll big fans to
blow deck. And my main concern with desserts, like this is next thing,
you know, you've got Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos and Bezos Colin.
You know, it's not a televised it's it's not film. He wants to
go on a yacht and fucking have hot chocolate sauce and carmel poured all over
his body. And next thing, you know, you got a crew members,
you know, hosing them down and gets carmel off his balls, and
it's wildly inappropriate. It's wildly inappropriate. Yeah, I just want it to
be okay. I think that I think that you're You're right in that this
is a slippery slope. We may see Bezos on this show getting We may
see Jeff Bezos on this show getting naked and getting painted for dessert. But
I wish so little Carmel under there hit it with a hose, you know,
yeah, yeah, yeah, So if I want, jos is going
to be getting pose like a fucking race with caramel on his balls. But
I think that he's going to be painted not with sweet things, but rather
the blood of one of his factory workers that tried to union eye. But
either way, he's going to be naked and he's going to be deserved.
So Serena says that she's worried about crossing the line. What do you what
do you mean? What do you what are you gonna do? She then
she then keeps it going and she tells Captain Captain Hotpants to go get naked
because she's got a little chocolate left over. I mean, listen, the
customs are flipping a little bit, and by that I mean they're not really
because the Madman stuff still goes on. But Karina is don draper in this
situation. She's like, hey, Peggy, why don't you go get your
tits out. I'll paint you in whisky or something. So we move on
to Adam showering Laura off and Joow and Serena. At this point, I
think it's just full blown flirting. And like I said last episode, I
don't have an issue with her not coming good on the threat. I just
don't like to see the playing with your food kind of thing that Culver does.
Like it's it's fine, but they they have this kind of quasi commitment
to one another and it just listen, at the end of the day,
I couldn't give two fucks what a Sea Red does. But while we're here
recapping the show, some hearts are going to get broken. This is just
messy, messy ways of love. It is. But you you know,
there's certain social structures where they're they're they're not all built the same way.
We know that in Sea Rat Life, for example, Well, there's a
scene actually I think that just happens the interior crew, all the girls engaged
in the Sea rat pastime of Who's gonna bone who? Uh. Jamay passes
on Adam and Joelao, but she's contemplating Culver at this point and of course
Zerina has DIBs on him, right. But in this Sea rats social structure,
very there's no loyalty investments. Very much like there's no crying in baseball,
there's no loyalty in Sea rat life. So this conversation is moved because
Sea rats are gonna do what they're gonna. God damn do go it.
M I would ask Tom Hank's character, what if you get hit in the
head real hard? What what if? I mean, it's just ridiculous.
I mean, there's certain that what if you know, pecked out your hi?
You know, Yeah, you're in left field, it's boring, nothing's
happening. Yeah, you lose a fucking eye. I'd argue there there could
be crying. Yeah, hey, I just recently heard the story. I
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She's got a goddamn gardner stake trying to attack her. And then what does
she know the hawk comes swooping down for its food starts packing her in the
face. She's wearing the sunglasses, Thank god. But I mean there is
crying in baseball. Well also, you know, birds kill all the time.
If you will watch the documentary the stairwell, uh you know, and
I will killed that lady. Her husband definitely didn't throw over the head with
a goddamned fire poker and smother her to her last breath. It was feel
I feel so crummy for that guy having to constantly say the scratches are from
a bird of prey. It was not my wife fighting me. I don't
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when we have our Serena Jamie s rat No loyalty conversations, and we also
have Asha and Hot Captain putting in contacts once again. You know, we
have to make these brave claims. Sometimes Colton is a gay man on The
Bachelor, and sometimes the fans get pissed off. They go, oh,
how dare you? You know what I mean? And you think, by
the way, you think they'd come back around three years later and go,
you know what, I've really left you some bad reviews about that, But
it turns out you were right. No one ever comes back to say old
Delhi and Patty will write about something. And listen, I'm not I'm not
saying that Asia is going to cheat on lovely Scott, who's taking a ship
in a bucket right now in the middle of this Sequoia is somewhere. I'm
just saying there is very dust between these two. These two are you know,
these two are the hottest, coolest kids in this high school, and
that you know, I don't know, you can call us nuts, but
you know there's something there. I mean, Am I speaking crazy? Path?
Am I absolutely not? The listeners. Some will be mad that you've
you've looked in your crystal ball and saw the future, but it is something
that will happen. Yeah, and we're sorry. We just project you,
okay, don't we don't like the crystal ball. Yeah, blame the stole
ball, all right, so we Doc Jow is getting everybody involved. I
think one of the charter guests is helping Doc this time. He's like,
it's a team effort. Why the fuck is everyone on deck right now?
Yeah? Oh, I was gonna say the guest depart. Laura says she'll
be tell me if I got this wrong. She says she'll be eating Zarena's
food out of her fingers for weeks. Did I get that right? You
got that right? Yeah, it's it's not that crazy of a concept because
she's been eating Zerena's food out of Jesse's ass all weekend. Well, but
also, I just job hospital. Oh my gea, don't yell rim job
in a hospital. But also I would say that the shire dish where you
have to kind of claw inside the inner linings of a roast pumpkin, the
fibers can turn into uh kind of what's it called malleable little splinters, and
you'll be fishing those things out for weeks weeks. I don't know why utensils
weren't served with the dish, but you know, Serena's food's fun. Sorry,
I'm very hung up on how insane that was. Okay, all right,
so Laura's asss were as warmed. A very special thank you to the
guests. I wonder how special it was. But we'll get there before we
do culvert it. It's so insane, how Joel says it later, he's
unbelievably lazy, and he's unbelievably useless. He's literally there just to have a
good time, and that's that's He's done. This thing where it's like a
bad magician tries to steal a watch off your wrist and you feel it the
entire time, but then they just kind of wave a top hat in front
of you, and you're like, why are you waving a top hat in
front of me? Give me my watch back. That's the kind of trick
that he's pulling on the audience of below deck and this crew. He's eating
food that everyone is going to eat. Before people eat, and while they're
working, he's just dare I say he's a little uncomfortable. Keep in mind
doing well, and he's a sophomore in this little high school, and that
gives you a little hierarchy. So he's get a little too comfortable for his
own britches and it's making him more unlikable. Yeahs, before you know it,
you're getting hit in the nuts by juniors in the locker room, you're
crying, you're telling teachers they say you need to not cry, and you
need to not rat and you need to deal with it yourself. And that's
exactly what you do when you learn life lessons that way. Okay, I
want to I don't think we've mentioned it during the episode, and the real
die hard below deck people that hear us talk about this like good even talk
about this. There is mutiny afoot with the deck crew, and I don't
see it as I'm seeing the images, but everyone actually as opposed to saying
that Culver's a lazy piece of shit, are saying that in fact, Juow
is just a delegator. It doesn't do anything himself. Did you witness that
during his last two episodes on this show. I haven't. It seems like
he's very involved I'm very glad that you brought this up, because I don't
I do believe that Juow is just being a super delegator right now. But
below Deck does such a bad job of showing that it's happening. It's just
Juow telling someone to do something which we can expect from a boson, and
then he walks away, and then they go, what a fucking piece of
shit, And there's this narrative that he's like lazy. He might be,
but they just don't do a very good job showing it. Every time it
happened, I was writing something, I was like, I don't even know
what the fuck just happened. I'm not sure to write, so do better
production. But we have to get to the tip, and we have to
get to the disco helmet pat. The ceiling of Australian tipping has once again
reared. It's very low low head twenty k sixteen sixty six each. What
was nice about it this time is well, actually I don't agree with It's
my thought. They didn't show any emotion negative or positive about the tip.
It was just kind of like a and then they moved on. Unless you
stow something differently. But it's it's a it's a maybe I don't agree with
my thought. Maybe I don't agree with my thought, which happens to it
is constantly. But twenty thousand is the bare minimum for an okay tip.
We've decided right, yes, yes, yeah, But in Australia specifically,
I think it's a really good tip because we're on a converted oceanic slaughter vessel.
And two we're in Australia, so the tip. Yeah, as we've
been coached s up in Australia, they pay a living wage so they don't
require tipping there. I've been Yeah, I believe some of our Aussie listeners
have said that to us. Well. Depending on the restaurant, I would
say I don't want that. If I worked at I Love in Madison Park,
I'd say, paying me slaves wages, I'll take the tip. This
guy just ordered a thirty five thousand dollars bottle of wine. If I was
working at Caro's, I would say, you know, this old woman just
ordered ship on a shingle for the fourth time this week and she keeps throwing
it at everybody. She's not tipping anything and she's not even paying, So
I do want a living wage. All right, so we get to I
love I love Jason's brief acknowledgement of the alcoholism of the c Rats aka his
crew. Juma Private School Girl says, I want to I want to did
this out because I was only here for a day, and Jason hot Rack
Lamb goes, well, I'm sure there's a bar bill that's coming in your
near future, so just take care of it. There very presumptuousts, very
presumptives or he very perceptuous by Jamay. By the way, it actually I'm
not going to say that it crosses out the unthinkable active what do you call
it? When you girl broke girl code? But break and girl code.
It endeared me to you to to offer that up. Oh yeah, I
think it has something to do with the people like this, they cast spells
on people. It's literally a spell, so you know, hero and all,
yes, but also you know she broke it's a it's a cardinal thing.
Okay, you know, the connection has been actually pretty good so far.
But you're you're starting to Yeah, now you're frozen. Now you're frozen.
Oh that is okay, there you are what I'm here, I'm here,
Okay, Okay, Okay, So we get to day o'clock, the
Margo and Harry date could only go this way. He gets a shallow bucket
of cheese and he brings it up to the deck so that they can have
a lovely, just best buddy sit down over seeing some champagne and some cheese
that Margo does not like. Yeah, and then when you're when you're talking
about algae, Dylan, Uh, that that's the we're talking about levels of
small talk that are unbearable when you start talking about green algae and seaweed.
Uh, it's the dates of the dates done Harry. I want Harry to
not have the riz and disposition of an eleven year old boy, but he
just does, you know. And it's this weird thing too, where he's
like, you know, he kicked off the season talking about how like he
knows that women don't want six five they want six four because six five it's
like he wrote the game. And then he gets up onto the deck with
Margo and he's like, what, Connor, algie is it? Is it
blue? Is it green? Oh? My god? It's raining really really
sad stuff from from both of them. Again, I shipped them, but
she's just she's got the ick. Yeah, I thought we were going to
be spared more of that zero chemistry date when it began pouring, but no,
it picked up at the bar, and that's when Margo really that really
the ick really came to be. But we get a kiss, and fortunately
for Harry and Margo, their romance is going to exist in a kind of
quantum twilight zone where the two of them are so blacked out that they're really
not on planet Earth anymore, and in that window their love can blossom and
then be forgotten the next day. So let's get to the bar. Everyone
gets in one van and leaves jam private school girl, and Joel in one.
Now I get cleared of a chance, just in case you don't have
a chance, Dylan, I don't think so. I have a question marks.
I don't think that's what was happening here. I think people had already
specifically his crew or underlings had already determined him to be a dick and not
want to be around him socially. So for God going in that van with
him, Jamay not knowing Juow just got in the van with him, because
it's like you're just going in the van with people expecting the others to show
up. I actually, if it was in fact what transpired, I thought
was very immature of the deck crew to do. What are you your thoughts?
I think that's probably the right read on it, and I agree with
you that is an immature thing for the deck crew to do. And I
hope the audience can listen to the famed concern we have of the lack of
ethics. We don't care. That was. That was way out a line,
way out a line of the boys. All right, we get to
the bar and Asia called Serena out on the flirtation something that you for a
solid twenty four hour period. Now I've had a huge issue with me or
a Kermit because you Oh, the way that this starts off is that Zorena
does kind of like a speech or a toast, and it kind of talks
about new beginnings, and I think Juo gets up from his seat to join
her on stage, almost like he's accepting an Academy award, and then they
touch each other, and when she sits down, that's when Kermit says,
why are you being nice to a womanizer? And Serena explains it in a
way as I'm just trying to get along, especially because this is a work
environment, and then Serena is like, well, I mean then Asia's like,
well, you don't need to blow it or something, And yeah,
I think this is kind of out of line. Some people I looked on
the Facebook group, they're like, well, Kermit's trying to help her.
I don't think so. I think Kermit hates Chuau. And you know how
you want your friend to hate the same people you do. I think there's
a little bit of that going on here, right right, You're good at
this, Like you you wanted us to hate the Rock, and now the
world does. I hated the Rock, but I didn't know how much I
hated the Rock. You know. Well, he does social posts every other
week of him doing charity work about him personally doing it, and he can
only do charity work when it's being filmed and put on his Instagram. Well
he's doing nice things, I know, but he's doing it for his self
promotion. That's why the Rock's a dick. Yeah. Well, and also
you know the cheap males, no, you know. Yeah, we also
got to witness him meeting in and out Burger for the first time after we
lived in Los Angeles for thirty two years. Yeah, yeah, so Rock
not a great guy. Joel possibly even worse. Asia is trying to warn
her of that. Asia says, you know, how annoying Dwayne the Rock
Johnson is. Joel's even more annoying. So we move on to the bar
well, which just one thing. So this is where I thought it was
really inappropriate. Zorina and Asia, they kind of Asia really digs in at
her and said accuses her of wanting to sleep with him. That's where I
thought the line was crossed. I just wanted to go laid out there.
Yeah, yeah, line cross But I kind of agree with Kerman. So
we get to the bar and oh but before we do, Serena is just
not having a great episode, be it serving roasted pumpkins with mutton inside or
ratting on another department to the depart artman head. I mean, oh my
god, that was so weird. This is insane behavior. I I don't
know if she was put up to it. I don't know what was going
on. But Pandora's box, the latch half, you know, half been
broken off by this. So just so for Clarity's sake, So Zerina and
after Kurment warning her that she thinks she's just trying to sleep with him and
kno cozy up to him. Zarina does kind of just that. She pulls
Juwa aside for one of those ciggy breaks and she tells him his entire team
hates him. Yeah, very odd. Well, and by the way,
while she's doing this, that's where Jamay and Culver have some time on their
hands. Yeah yeah, And much like that hawk dropping that snake on that
woman and then attacking the woman that had the snake on our arm, I
would imagine that in that scenario, the prelude to it was the hawk catching
the snake. Culver is the snake. Now, he's he's much more.
He's like a flirty snake snake, and he like loves entertaining people with the
body that he worked on so hard. But he is an animal, a
prey animal, right now. I mean he's he's kind of softening the attempts
a little bit. But at the end of it, Private school girl goes
straight in like an octopus cup. I mean, she just she sticks right
to him, and when Serena sees it, she's Crestfallmm. Great showing Jay,
great showing Jamay. You've been here for seven hours. You cause and
drama. That's that's how you come in. You come in hot. She
came in hot. That's how you fucking do it right there, and that's
how you do it here. You zoom in from a hospital room so that
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