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Zarina is doing a great job with
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job with just food in general?
Maybe not, because this is more bizarre,

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feudal European Lord of the Rings food. I don't really understand it.

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The first dish is called grab my
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there are land lollypops stuffed inside of
a roasted pumpkin. This is something that

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Sam Wise and Frodo would eat once
they were rehabilitated enough to consume the Shire's

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food. They've been on a long
journey. They can't just go straight into

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grab my say it. This is
the food. Hi, Hello, and

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welcome to a bit of an odd
one. We've never done this before.

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Huh. I'm phoning it in.
No, you are not. You are

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phoning in from see to Sinai Hospital. That's right, sandels So, California.

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That's how important it is to me
to feed the barnacles, Dylan,

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is that I'm literally sitting next to
my newborn son and my wife in a

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hospital room waiting to be hey,
honey, what's when we get we get

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to leave? What do they call
that? Just just charged? Yeah?

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Wait and didn't leave here? Your
baby boy just got his foreskin removed.

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He did. He took it like
a man. They said he didn't drop

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a tear. No, they didn't. They didn't say that. They said

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that the doctor came in. Yeah, he said that he took it like

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a man. He didn't drop What
the fun? All right? Sellout the

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as well as tons of other shows, tons of other shows. Yeah,

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pat how are you doing otherwise?
I'm doing great. I'm a little exhausted.

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I'm happy to just get home and
get my life back to normal with

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the baby boy home and his older
sister. Elliott's really excited to meet him.

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You know. The doctor. Oddly
enough, he said keep the three

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year old away from the baby.
I was just gonna say I I have

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recently talked to some friends and they
have a beautiful little baby daughter and they

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just had a new boy, and
the daughter strikes the child. She sometimes

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strikes her brother and sometimes treats him
like a doll and tries to take his

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clothes off, and because of the
lack of coordination, she ends up kind

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of smothering him in a really violent, evil looking way. But it's just

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you know, it's just play.
But I reckonmiz kids. Yeah yeah,

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seperate, yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah. I'm doing well. But Dylan,

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this is the highlight after I'll tell
you what. This is a solid

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top five number one being with my
new baby boy. But this is in

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top five. What I wanted to
do right now is recap below deck and

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I what were some of the other
ones? Uh, marrying my wife and

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then there's that. There's that famous
story of we're a guy spit on my

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windshield in my car and then I
asked him to come over to speak to

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me about doing so. And I
had just gone to Carl's Jr. And

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had a full soda in my hand, and I covered him with fit and

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then I drove off like a laughing
maniac. That's definitely top three achievements in

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my life. Oh okay, so
have we gone from achievements or we've gone

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from what you want to do this
week to life? Achievements. I'm not

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sure, but let's talk about the
episode. It's episode nine. We've still

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got some porn stars left. We've
got a new addition to the cast in

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Jamay. I'm gonna call her private
school girl Jamay, and I she's probably

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the most beautiful thing that's ever graced
the show. I mean, it's absolutely

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stunning. That butterboy is kind of
I mean he's pray to her. It's

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unbelievable how she goes. But we'll
get into all of it, pat Pots,

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all right, I loved this episode. We're calling her Jamay. It's

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not Jamie, No, it's jam
private school girl. Okay, Jamay.

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What a firecracker bringing her sea rat
a game here. This is how you

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joined the boat, by the way, this is how you come in.

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Some would say it's a little too
hot. It's never too hot. We

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have we have Kermit crossing the line
I think on a personal and working relationship

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with Zarina. We have porn stars
still on the boat. One of them

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almost I guess, was in danger
of being crushed by a tender or maybe

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not. And then we learned culvers
of fooding. So Captain Lego Head is

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getting more and more annoying as we
go, but yes, he will be

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prey to Jamay. She'll eat him
up and spit him out and it will

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not be good. And I will
love how Culver is a culvert and how

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many ponds? Oh forty? Yeah, the foodie himself, Butterboy Butterburger Culver

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aka Captain Lego had aka Captain Entertainment
Officer or whatever said last episode when or

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two episodes ago or whenever it was, he looked at the eggs Benedict,

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and being a foodie, he said, what's that sauce? And Serena said

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that's Holidays, which is one of
the mother sauces, and he said,

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yeah, I don't like that stuff. Yeah, So according to him,

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I wish according to him, everyone
is a foodie because yeah, yeah,

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on a good day or a bad
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it, most people qualify, if
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he's a foodie totally. And if
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consume food, we could call bovine
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it down a little bit further,
is the sun food in which case Celery

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is of foodie and I would say
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Culver is, so maybe he's got
a point. I thought it was a

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great episode. I don't you know, we've been in such a such a

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haze, what with Quinching entering into
the world. So also the double episode

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releases. I don't know what's up, what's down, what's happing, what's

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hell? But I know that I'm
having recapping this. I don't remember what

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happened, So let's give it seven
pots. We do begin with more Confederacy

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of Dunce his shit. The dangerous
yo Yo is being thrown all over the

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deck of this boat by Culver.
Who is he? He has a five

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year old shit his pants, kind
of confusion to his face about the whole

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thing. He's like, he's he's
so glazed over Wong. He almost lambs

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his captain in the head with the
propeller on the back of a tender being

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swung all over the place. But
he really he's quite unflappable. I know

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he's probably too stupid to be in
clandestine services, but I think that he

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I don't know, he's cool under
pressure. Well, Dylan, don't forget

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they nearly crushed a porn star too. That was Jesse and that what do

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you call it? A kayak?
Right or at least editing would have us

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believe that Jesse was directly under that
tender and in harm's way. And I

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wouldn't want this to happen. But
had that tender fallen on her, I

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bet those breasts would have just flown
off in different directions. You know how

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you have a birthday balloon and they'd
let the air out and they just fly

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around like an insane fly that like
is missing a wing. They're like,

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where the hell is that going?
But that could have happened to poor Jesse's

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breasts, And no one wanted that, so okay, No, I don't

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think anybody did want that. I
don't think anybody even thought of that as

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a possibility. But if they did
arrived that as a possibility, I'd probably

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go, no, I don't want
that. None of us want that.

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You talked the last episode about how
Captain Rackass probably minimizing it, minimizing things.

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That's dangerous when you minimize things like
that. No, no, no,

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no, yeah, that could have
seriously killed someone. That that had

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to be that tender was probably it
has to be two thousand pounds and it's

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just flying around. Imagine if George
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and not not a twenty year war
in the desert when we knew of some

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vin Land was just hanging out in
Pakistan waiting for Rob O'Neil to kill him.

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I mean, you don't want to
minimize big things. No politics,

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Well that's not politics, that's just
facts. If George Bush had minimized that,

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we would not have Rob O'Neil going
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how he killed Harlan Williams consequent minimization. Yeah, he referred to killing Laden

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too. I believe he was.
He said he gave him a dirt nap,

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which is so quaint. Yeah.
Yeah, he said the same thing

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on the Adam Corolla Show. All
right, so uh angry. Adam is

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really doing a lot to kind of
shake off that moniker. He's been really

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wonderful over the last couple of episodes, and he delivers a fantastic line.

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I think we know who's getting the
disco ball helmet, because as much as

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Jason is a delusional optimist and a
serial minimizer, there's no way Culver's not

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getting the disco helmet, you know, oh yeah on the railing Yeah,

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and so he angry. Adam and
Jua are not getting along. We'll get

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to that later. But Jamay comes
aboard the boat later. I think Margot

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here though I don't know does she
come aboard the boat. I have a

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note that Margot says she wishes she
was ugly. Uh, yeah, she

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wishes she was a troll. And
I totally get that. It's always high

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school. They ever want a new
hot girl coming in from a different high

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school take all the boys attention,
and she will do just that at the

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tail end of this episode. But
yeah, I don't think she has she

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arrived yet. Oh no, she
couldn't have arrived yet. She couldn't.

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Okay, yeah she has it because
I have. I was gonna play a

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clip, but I don't know if
I can play it. It's when Kermit

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and Jammy met for the first time
and Jamay tells her that she's been a

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chief stew on a bigger vote for
like a year or something and Kermit couldn't

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be more fake, which which which
is to cover that out? She does

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and overly sincere excited like welcome,
and I just knowing Kerman as I do.

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Now I think she's she can be
pretty fake sometimes. Well you know

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her very well. Okay, so, uh shall we talk get to dessert?

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Yes, that's what you were connections? But are we We're talking about

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dessert right, we're painting the bodies. Yeah, let's get to yeah.

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Yeah. Zerina works frantically to pull
off I guess a common dinner request,

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which is, how will brownie round
cakes uh fit atop porn stars press?

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Uh huh yeah yeah, yeah,
very very common. I was thinking,

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like, can you imagine these porn
stars. They're like they this goes everywhere

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with them, like even through like
a drive through at McDonald's. Lore and

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Skyer in the car, they're like, Hi, two quarterfinwners with cheese chocolate

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milkshake and order of onion rings around
my cock. Yeah yeah yeah. Laura's

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like, uh, hi, I'd
like a one of those Cardi b meals,

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but could you put the ketchup on
my tits? And they're like no,

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it's not no. This is like
a really well run logistical nightmare of

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cardiac arrest delivery. We can't just
have you come back here and put your

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tits down on the line and She's
like, oh, don't be a bummer,

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but they don't, so we we
do. See no, no,

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no, we'll get to the feasting
later. Sorry, this is bad hosting.

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The new stu jam Private school girl
gets aboard the vessel just as two

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disgusting cis males. I think we
can both say, why are attractive?

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Why are you? What do you? I mean, listen, I'm not

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I don't want to reduce people's ambitions
to modeling. But if you've got it,

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it's a pretty plush gig and you
make a lot of money. I

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mean, it's a lot easier,
I would say, than being a fucking

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sea rat, or at least a
little bit more rewarding. Well, I

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don't want to jump ahead because we
don't know where the rest of this season

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goes. But you know the former
stew who's now back on the factory line

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stamping dog bowls, she hadn't been
much bigger ambitions too. I believe take

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over the TV show misguided ambitions to
take over Kermit's job as chief stew that

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was going to happen. Jamay is
someone who could pull that off because Ryan

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the audience, Kermit's in love with
the guy that she shares a converted ambulance

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with and Jammy's ready to She's got
the resume and the qualifications and is also

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ready to party. So yeah,
who knows, Yeah she I could see

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her getting screamed at by Tyra of
out disappointing everyone, you know. But

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I could also see her staging a
coup the way that Laura wanted to but

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was completely incapable of. All right, so we get a lot of boring

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stuff. Big Meanwhile, Okay,
so hot Captain speaks with his boats and

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about nearly killing everybody and determined that
it is in fact Culver's fault. And

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by the way, as he's having
this conversation, where is Colver aka Captain

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Lego Ahead, he's managing the hot
tub with the porn stars in there.

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Yeah he's doing yeah, yeah,
yeah, So there's we get some date

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stuff. Jamain. Private school girl
is loving a good boat man. She's

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already set up the fact that she's
single. She's here to mingle, she's

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here to make friends, make enemies, kill everybody on board, and drive

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the boat into that very same doctor
Jason drove it into yours earlier, but

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jump off just beforehand like a crazy
ending of an episode of White Lotus or

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something. Sorry, I'm having a
brain aurism. We then get to more

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kind of dinner preparation. There was
a little bit of a pervy line from

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from the j Man hot rack of
Dick j Man Boobs and tattoos, Big

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boobs tattoos walks past Jesse, Yeah, Jesse, and he says, uh,

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I need to be caged, my
god man, what the fuck?

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Keep it together? Leadership. Nobody's
perfect, but Asia is closer to perfect

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because she she is hit here with
a little bit of a leadership dilemma.

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Margo is how do we say,
barely holding it together? She sleep deprived's

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love sick, and she's dropping and
catching bottles all over the place. But

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she doesn't want to get pulled off
service because Jamay Private school Girl hit this

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boat. Asiaus sees that in this
game of wars, you do need to

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have loyalty, and I think that
she sinks this put perfectly. She lets

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Margo stay on and she puts Jamay
Private school Girl in the laundry room.

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Now this accomplishes two things. One, it gets you a buddy signed in

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blood, a fascy in agreements.
Though Margo does not know how insidious it

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is, and it also gut checks
jammy private school girl. You are not

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going to take my position. In
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laundry machines in the next four days. I mean, it's just perfect Macavellian.

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It absolutely is no better way to
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you know it also Margo aspiring to
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not you know, take a few
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porn stars. I'ntwhere yeah, yeah, so yeah, I will note as

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Jamay enters the boat. It's interesting
how men, it's like a sixth sense,

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like I think a hot girls here. They all like simultaneously leave whatever

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they were doing to be stand before
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wildly stupid connections where there are in
fact no connections. Case and point Harry,

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he's quick to jump down there.
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Yeah, they're both they were meant
to be together. Yeah, who

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would have sunk it? Yeah,
well Margot has to walk by and remind

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him that she's from Wisconsin. But
yeah, now so Australia, and I've

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heard tons about how snake and how
jellyfish and how alcoholism and stuff. So

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you would think that with the poison
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Wisconsin, Wisconsin would win because there's
none of that stuff. But I call

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call me, call me crazy,
but I'd rather live in Australia. I

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think sounds more end. I know
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hundred percent right with the It's like
the first episode of Family Guy with a

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thermostat all the dads come in.
It's it's like when when Jamay private school

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girl hits the boat, all of
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like you know when Agent Smith gets
a whiff that like Neo's on the

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wrong side, and they just all
appear and there's some kind of kung fu

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jiu jitsu thing that takes place.
It's unbelievable. I think it's like a

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dumb superpower that we have. So
we move on to dinner. This is

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family. Laura is the vin Diesel
of this the screw and we or these

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guests and we keep getting this fish
eye lens that I don't know if I

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just hadn't noticed it before, but
they keep showing us how awful the table

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scaping is with this bizarre overhead taste
made whatever BuzzFeed cooking lens the production ships

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on them. And I would be
insulted if I wasation Margot because this is

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so clearly attacting. Yeah, well, Dylan, what do I always say

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sollution to all these table schemes.
White Linen's Friends as flowers, White Lenen's

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Fresh Flowers. Look, if you
want to a company of that with your

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shopping spree at the dollar Store for
some other stuff, but you can take

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the tackiness down like eighteen levels just
by White Linen's Fresh Flowers. But yeah,

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Kerman even admitted that that's not her
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and I agree with her. So
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Culver, for some reason, is
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states, if Culver looks at Jamie, she'll be very annoyed. It may

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have been in chess, but she's
going to be really pissed later out of

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the episode. Yeah, because she
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if they started making out in front
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she if he looked at her,
she was going to be pissed. So,

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you know, we really have no
indication of what she's capable of if

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she sees them make out, but
we'll see it next episode. All we

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know is that she storms off,
but a knife may be wielded later anything

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with Dinner Dale and I didn't catch
what Zaria was putting out. Zarina is

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doing a great job with this clientele. Is she doing a great job with

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just food in general? Maybe not, because this is more bizarre, feudal

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European Lord of the Rings food.
I don't really understand it. The first

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dish is called grab my Rack.
I believe it's a I believe there are

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land lollypops stuffed inside of a roasted
pumpkin. This is something that Sam Wise

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and Frodo would eat once they were
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They've been on a long journey.
They can't just go straight into grab my

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say it this is the food and
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They're like, all right, let's
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to the main show. There literally
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land inside. And then Laura gets
naked and gets on the table. Now

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I want to talk about this dessert
table, the naked fruitcake. Now the

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crew starts watching, and that's when
Hopton captain rack of lamb pants apparently he's

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wearing his nun outfit here. He
mentions that it might be more of a

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private moment for the porn stars.
And I appreciated Kermit here because she correctly

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pointed out to hot Captain. She
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milk at each other for a living. All right, he took off the

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nun Nune had their dude, Okay, they love they love people being observed.

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don't have we don't have to.
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I mean, it was probably a
good bet, what with Laura asking for

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like, you know, chicken McNuggets
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there was this period in the beginning
where I did sense a little bit of

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awkwardness, just because Serena starts painting
and you're like, oh, this could

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take a while, and everybody's just
kind of standing there looking at her naked

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body and angry Adam and Culver and
his fucking weird, you know, crocodile

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Dundee outfit. They're all just bricked
up and looking and breathing really heavily,

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and everybody's quiet, and it was
just very very strange. Of course it

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turns smudgy and fun. But yeah, well here's here's the thing, Dylan,

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you and I have learned this by
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sea Rats and know them on a
personal level. Famous people or rich people,

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notable people are fans of the sea
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clearly there's a lot of people that
have power and status that'll big fans to

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blow deck. And my main concern
with desserts, like this is next thing,

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you know, you've got Lauren Sanchez
and Jeff Bezos and Bezos Colin.

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You know, it's not a televised
it's it's not film. He wants to

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go on a yacht and fucking have
hot chocolate sauce and carmel poured all over

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his body. And next thing,
you know, you got a crew members,

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you know, hosing them down and
gets carmel off his balls, and

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it's wildly inappropriate. It's wildly inappropriate. Yeah, I just want it to

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be okay. I think that I
think that you're You're right in that this

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is a slippery slope. We may
see Bezos on this show getting We may

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see Jeff Bezos on this show getting
naked and getting painted for dessert. But

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I wish so little Carmel under there
hit it with a hose, you know,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, So
if I want, jos is going

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to be getting pose like a fucking
race with caramel on his balls. But

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I think that he's going to be
painted not with sweet things, but rather

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the blood of one of his factory
workers that tried to union eye. But

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either way, he's going to be
naked and he's going to be deserved.

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So Serena says that she's worried about
crossing the line. What do you what

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do you mean? What do you
what are you gonna do? She then

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she then keeps it going and she
tells Captain Captain Hotpants to go get naked

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because she's got a little chocolate left
over. I mean, listen, the

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customs are flipping a little bit,
and by that I mean they're not really

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because the Madman stuff still goes on. But Karina is don draper in this

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situation. She's like, hey,
Peggy, why don't you go get your

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tits out. I'll paint you in
whisky or something. So we move on

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to Adam showering Laura off and Joow
and Serena. At this point, I

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think it's just full blown flirting.
And like I said last episode, I

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don't have an issue with her not
coming good on the threat. I just

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don't like to see the playing with
your food kind of thing that Culver does.

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Like it's it's fine, but they
they have this kind of quasi commitment

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to one another and it just listen, at the end of the day,

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I couldn't give two fucks what a
Sea Red does. But while we're here

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recapping the show, some hearts are
going to get broken. This is just

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messy, messy ways of love.
It is. But you you know,

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there's certain social structures where they're they're
they're not all built the same way.

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We know that in Sea Rat Life, for example, Well, there's a

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scene actually I think that just happens
the interior crew, all the girls engaged

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in the Sea rat pastime of Who's
gonna bone who? Uh. Jamay passes

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on Adam and Joelao, but she's
contemplating Culver at this point and of course

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Zerina has DIBs on him, right. But in this Sea rats social structure,

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very there's no loyalty investments. Very
much like there's no crying in baseball,

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there's no loyalty in Sea rat life. So this conversation is moved because

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Sea rats are gonna do what they're
gonna. God damn do go it.

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M I would ask Tom Hank's character, what if you get hit in the

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head real hard? What what if? I mean, it's just ridiculous.

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I mean, there's certain that what
if you know, pecked out your hi?

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You know, Yeah, you're in
left field, it's boring, nothing's

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happening. Yeah, you lose a
fucking eye. I'd argue there there could

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be crying. Yeah, hey,
I just recently heard the story. I

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don't know if you've heard the story. There was evidently this woman that was

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out in her backyard. Okay,
she's weed whacking. I don't know what

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she's doing, but a hawk flies
over her head. Now, unbeknownst to

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her, a hawk's even there,
and unbeknownst unbeknownst to her, the hawk

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has a snake in its down.
Now the hawk gets a little lucy drops

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the snake. The snake hits her
arm, it wraps around her arms.

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She's got a goddamn gardner stake trying
to attack her. And then what does

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she know the hawk comes swooping down
for its food starts packing her in the

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face. She's wearing the sunglasses,
Thank god. But I mean there is

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crying in baseball. Well also,
you know, birds kill all the time.

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If you will watch the documentary the
stairwell, uh you know, and

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I will killed that lady. Her
husband definitely didn't throw over the head with

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a goddamned fire poker and smother her
to her last breath. It was feel

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I feel so crummy for that guy
having to constantly say the scratches are from

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a bird of prey. It was
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know how many times, how many
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I mean, Colin Firth is playing
him at this time, and he's

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an innocent man. It's ridiculous.
Wait teased it. I haven't been this

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Add well, I didn't tell you
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when we have our Serena Jamie s
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have Asha and Hot Captain putting in
contacts once again. You know, we

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00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:49,039
have to make these brave claims.
Sometimes Colton is a gay man on The

403
00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:53,039
Bachelor, and sometimes the fans get
pissed off. They go, oh,

404
00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:57,000
how dare you? You know what
I mean? And you think, by

405
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,360
the way, you think they'd come
back around three years later and go,

406
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,039
you know what, I've really left
you some bad reviews about that, But

407
00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:06,800
it turns out you were right.
No one ever comes back to say old

408
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,679
Delhi and Patty will write about something. And listen, I'm not I'm not

409
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:15,800
saying that Asia is going to cheat
on lovely Scott, who's taking a ship

410
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,079
in a bucket right now in the
middle of this Sequoia is somewhere. I'm

411
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:27,079
just saying there is very dust between
these two. These two are you know,

412
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,199
these two are the hottest, coolest
kids in this high school, and

413
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:35,000
that you know, I don't know, you can call us nuts, but

414
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,159
you know there's something there. I
mean, Am I speaking crazy? Path?

415
00:35:37,199 --> 00:35:42,559
Am I absolutely not? The listeners. Some will be mad that you've

416
00:35:43,519 --> 00:35:47,159
you've looked in your crystal ball and
saw the future, but it is something

417
00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:52,119
that will happen. Yeah, and
we're sorry. We just project you,

418
00:35:52,840 --> 00:36:00,400
okay, don't we don't like the
crystal ball. Yeah, blame the stole

419
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,960
ball, all right, so we
Doc Jow is getting everybody involved. I

420
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,440
think one of the charter guests is
helping Doc this time. He's like,

421
00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:14,239
it's a team effort. Why the
fuck is everyone on deck right now?

422
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:21,559
Yeah? Oh, I was gonna
say the guest depart. Laura says she'll

423
00:36:21,559 --> 00:36:24,440
be tell me if I got this
wrong. She says she'll be eating Zarena's

424
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:29,320
food out of her fingers for weeks. Did I get that right? You

425
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,360
got that right? Yeah, it's
it's not that crazy of a concept because

426
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:37,960
she's been eating Zerena's food out of
Jesse's ass all weekend. Well, but

427
00:36:38,159 --> 00:36:43,960
also, I just job hospital.
Oh my gea, don't yell rim job

428
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,960
in a hospital. But also I
would say that the shire dish where you

429
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,760
have to kind of claw inside the
inner linings of a roast pumpkin, the

430
00:36:53,880 --> 00:37:05,599
fibers can turn into uh kind of
what's it called malleable little splinters, and

431
00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:08,840
you'll be fishing those things out for
weeks weeks. I don't know why utensils

432
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,519
weren't served with the dish, but
you know, Serena's food's fun. Sorry,

433
00:37:13,559 --> 00:37:19,519
I'm very hung up on how insane
that was. Okay, all right,

434
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:25,079
so Laura's asss were as warmed.
A very special thank you to the

435
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:29,360
guests. I wonder how special it
was. But we'll get there before we

436
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:40,840
do culvert it. It's so insane, how Joel says it later, he's

437
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,599
unbelievably lazy, and he's unbelievably useless. He's literally there just to have a

438
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:52,280
good time, and that's that's He's
done. This thing where it's like a

439
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:58,239
bad magician tries to steal a watch
off your wrist and you feel it the

440
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,960
entire time, but then they just
kind of wave a top hat in front

441
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,840
of you, and you're like,
why are you waving a top hat in

442
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,519
front of me? Give me my
watch back. That's the kind of trick

443
00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:14,280
that he's pulling on the audience of
below deck and this crew. He's eating

444
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,400
food that everyone is going to eat. Before people eat, and while they're

445
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,079
working, he's just dare I say
he's a little uncomfortable. Keep in mind

446
00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:29,159
doing well, and he's a sophomore
in this little high school, and that

447
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,360
gives you a little hierarchy. So
he's get a little too comfortable for his

448
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:37,519
own britches and it's making him more
unlikable. Yeahs, before you know it,

449
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:39,519
you're getting hit in the nuts by
juniors in the locker room, you're

450
00:38:39,559 --> 00:38:43,880
crying, you're telling teachers they say
you need to not cry, and you

451
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,960
need to not rat and you need
to deal with it yourself. And that's

452
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:52,000
exactly what you do when you learn
life lessons that way. Okay, I

453
00:38:52,119 --> 00:38:54,480
want to I don't think we've mentioned
it during the episode, and the real

454
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:59,199
die hard below deck people that hear
us talk about this like good even talk

455
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:04,519
about this. There is mutiny afoot
with the deck crew, and I don't

456
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:07,960
see it as I'm seeing the images, but everyone actually as opposed to saying

457
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,480
that Culver's a lazy piece of shit, are saying that in fact, Juow

458
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,000
is just a delegator. It doesn't
do anything himself. Did you witness that

459
00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:20,119
during his last two episodes on this
show. I haven't. It seems like

460
00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:23,599
he's very involved I'm very glad that
you brought this up, because I don't

461
00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:30,320
I do believe that Juow is just
being a super delegator right now. But

462
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:37,679
below Deck does such a bad job
of showing that it's happening. It's just

463
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:43,960
Juow telling someone to do something which
we can expect from a boson, and

464
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,000
then he walks away, and then
they go, what a fucking piece of

465
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:51,760
shit, And there's this narrative that
he's like lazy. He might be,

466
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,119
but they just don't do a very
good job showing it. Every time it

467
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:58,079
happened, I was writing something,
I was like, I don't even know

468
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,800
what the fuck just happened. I'm
not sure to write, so do better

469
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,239
production. But we have to get
to the tip, and we have to

470
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:09,039
get to the disco helmet pat.
The ceiling of Australian tipping has once again

471
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:17,360
reared. It's very low low head
twenty k sixteen sixty six each. What

472
00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:21,559
was nice about it this time is
well, actually I don't agree with It's

473
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:24,800
my thought. They didn't show any
emotion negative or positive about the tip.

474
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,039
It was just kind of like a
and then they moved on. Unless you

475
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:36,719
stow something differently. But it's it's
a it's a maybe I don't agree with

476
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:42,119
my thought. Maybe I don't agree
with my thought, which happens to it

477
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:49,840
is constantly. But twenty thousand is
the bare minimum for an okay tip.

478
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:57,880
We've decided right, yes, yes, yeah, But in Australia specifically,

479
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:02,719
I think it's a really good tip
because we're on a converted oceanic slaughter vessel.

480
00:41:04,199 --> 00:41:09,960
And two we're in Australia, so
the tip. Yeah, as we've

481
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:15,440
been coached s up in Australia,
they pay a living wage so they don't

482
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,119
require tipping there. I've been Yeah, I believe some of our Aussie listeners

483
00:41:19,159 --> 00:41:22,079
have said that to us. Well. Depending on the restaurant, I would

484
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:25,039
say I don't want that. If
I worked at I Love in Madison Park,

485
00:41:25,079 --> 00:41:29,199
I'd say, paying me slaves wages, I'll take the tip. This

486
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:34,320
guy just ordered a thirty five thousand
dollars bottle of wine. If I was

487
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:39,519
working at Caro's, I would say, you know, this old woman just

488
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:45,360
ordered ship on a shingle for the
fourth time this week and she keeps throwing

489
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:50,119
it at everybody. She's not tipping
anything and she's not even paying, So

490
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,239
I do want a living wage.
All right, so we get to I

491
00:41:54,360 --> 00:42:00,559
love I love Jason's brief acknowledgement of
the alcoholism of the c Rats aka his

492
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:07,440
crew. Juma Private School Girl says, I want to I want to did

493
00:42:07,639 --> 00:42:10,119
this out because I was only here
for a day, and Jason hot Rack

494
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:14,599
Lamb goes, well, I'm sure
there's a bar bill that's coming in your

495
00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:19,400
near future, so just take care
of it. There very presumptuousts, very

496
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:24,280
presumptives or he very perceptuous by Jamay. By the way, it actually I'm

497
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:30,559
not going to say that it crosses
out the unthinkable active what do you call

498
00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:34,840
it? When you girl broke girl
code? But break and girl code.

499
00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:38,639
It endeared me to you to to
offer that up. Oh yeah, I

500
00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:47,159
think it has something to do with
the people like this, they cast spells

501
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:55,239
on people. It's literally a spell, so you know, hero and all,

502
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:01,039
yes, but also you know she
broke it's a it's a cardinal thing.

503
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,159
Okay, you know, the connection
has been actually pretty good so far.

504
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:13,360
But you're you're starting to Yeah,
now you're frozen. Now you're frozen.

505
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,840
Oh that is okay, there you
are what I'm here, I'm here,

506
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:27,320
Okay, Okay, Okay, So
we get to day o'clock, the

507
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:35,239
Margo and Harry date could only go
this way. He gets a shallow bucket

508
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,800
of cheese and he brings it up
to the deck so that they can have

509
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:51,760
a lovely, just best buddy sit
down over seeing some champagne and some cheese

510
00:43:51,840 --> 00:44:00,679
that Margo does not like. Yeah, and then when you're when you're talking

511
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:06,480
about algae, Dylan, Uh,
that that's the we're talking about levels of

512
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,960
small talk that are unbearable when you
start talking about green algae and seaweed.

513
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:17,599
Uh, it's the dates of the
dates done Harry. I want Harry to

514
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:27,480
not have the riz and disposition of
an eleven year old boy, but he

515
00:44:27,559 --> 00:44:30,639
just does, you know. And
it's this weird thing too, where he's

516
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,920
like, you know, he kicked
off the season talking about how like he

517
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:42,239
knows that women don't want six five
they want six four because six five it's

518
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,639
like he wrote the game. And
then he gets up onto the deck with

519
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:51,320
Margo and he's like, what,
Connor, algie is it? Is it

520
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,320
blue? Is it green? Oh? My god? It's raining really really

521
00:44:55,519 --> 00:44:59,719
sad stuff from from both of them. Again, I shipped them, but

522
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,039
she's just she's got the ick.
Yeah, I thought we were going to

523
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:07,559
be spared more of that zero chemistry
date when it began pouring, but no,

524
00:45:07,639 --> 00:45:10,960
it picked up at the bar,
and that's when Margo really that really

525
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:19,079
the ick really came to be.
But we get a kiss, and fortunately

526
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:25,679
for Harry and Margo, their romance
is going to exist in a kind of

527
00:45:27,079 --> 00:45:30,599
quantum twilight zone where the two of
them are so blacked out that they're really

528
00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:37,559
not on planet Earth anymore, and
in that window their love can blossom and

529
00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:44,719
then be forgotten the next day.
So let's get to the bar. Everyone

530
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:51,639
gets in one van and leaves jam
private school girl, and Joel in one.

531
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,239
Now I get cleared of a chance, just in case you don't have

532
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,119
a chance, Dylan, I don't
think so. I have a question marks.

533
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,880
I don't think that's what was happening
here. I think people had already

534
00:46:05,639 --> 00:46:09,000
specifically his crew or underlings had already
determined him to be a dick and not

535
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:14,519
want to be around him socially.
So for God going in that van with

536
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:17,719
him, Jamay not knowing Juow just
got in the van with him, because

537
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,960
it's like you're just going in the
van with people expecting the others to show

538
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,280
up. I actually, if it
was in fact what transpired, I thought

539
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,159
was very immature of the deck crew
to do. What are you your thoughts?

540
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,360
I think that's probably the right read
on it, and I agree with

541
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:37,599
you that is an immature thing for
the deck crew to do. And I

542
00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:45,159
hope the audience can listen to the
famed concern we have of the lack of

543
00:46:45,199 --> 00:46:52,920
ethics. We don't care. That
was. That was way out a line,

544
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:58,119
way out a line of the boys. All right, we get to

545
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:10,119
the bar and Asia called Serena out
on the flirtation something that you for a

546
00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:17,800
solid twenty four hour period. Now
I've had a huge issue with me or

547
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:27,119
a Kermit because you Oh, the
way that this starts off is that Zorena

548
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,440
does kind of like a speech or
a toast, and it kind of talks

549
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:35,719
about new beginnings, and I think
Juo gets up from his seat to join

550
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,599
her on stage, almost like he's
accepting an Academy award, and then they

551
00:47:38,679 --> 00:47:43,079
touch each other, and when she
sits down, that's when Kermit says,

552
00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:45,840
why are you being nice to a
womanizer? And Serena explains it in a

553
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:51,480
way as I'm just trying to get
along, especially because this is a work

554
00:47:51,599 --> 00:47:53,679
environment, and then Serena is like, well, I mean then Asia's like,

555
00:47:53,760 --> 00:48:00,480
well, you don't need to blow
it or something, And yeah,

556
00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:02,159
I think this is kind of out
of line. Some people I looked on

557
00:48:02,199 --> 00:48:06,039
the Facebook group, they're like,
well, Kermit's trying to help her.

558
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,440
I don't think so. I think
Kermit hates Chuau. And you know how

559
00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:14,599
you want your friend to hate the
same people you do. I think there's

560
00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:17,159
a little bit of that going on
here, right right, You're good at

561
00:48:17,199 --> 00:48:23,840
this, Like you you wanted us
to hate the Rock, and now the

562
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,440
world does. I hated the Rock, but I didn't know how much I

563
00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:32,480
hated the Rock. You know.
Well, he does social posts every other

564
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:37,440
week of him doing charity work about
him personally doing it, and he can

565
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:44,159
only do charity work when it's being
filmed and put on his Instagram. Well

566
00:48:44,199 --> 00:48:45,639
he's doing nice things, I know, but he's doing it for his self

567
00:48:45,639 --> 00:48:50,079
promotion. That's why the Rock's a
dick. Yeah. Well, and also

568
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:57,679
you know the cheap males, no, you know. Yeah, we also

569
00:48:57,679 --> 00:49:00,800
got to witness him meeting in and
out Burger for the first time after we

570
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,760
lived in Los Angeles for thirty two
years. Yeah, yeah, so Rock

571
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,719
not a great guy. Joel possibly
even worse. Asia is trying to warn

572
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:13,199
her of that. Asia says,
you know, how annoying Dwayne the Rock

573
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:20,000
Johnson is. Joel's even more annoying. So we move on to the bar

574
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:22,519
well, which just one thing.
So this is where I thought it was

575
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:28,599
really inappropriate. Zorina and Asia,
they kind of Asia really digs in at

576
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,880
her and said accuses her of wanting
to sleep with him. That's where I

577
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,679
thought the line was crossed. I
just wanted to go laid out there.

578
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:42,320
Yeah, yeah, line cross But
I kind of agree with Kerman. So

579
00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:47,320
we get to the bar and oh
but before we do, Serena is just

580
00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:55,320
not having a great episode, be
it serving roasted pumpkins with mutton inside or

581
00:49:55,719 --> 00:50:00,719
ratting on another department to the depart
artman head. I mean, oh my

582
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:08,639
god, that was so weird.
This is insane behavior. I I don't

583
00:50:08,679 --> 00:50:12,760
know if she was put up to
it. I don't know what was going

584
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:19,199
on. But Pandora's box, the
latch half, you know, half been

585
00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:22,360
broken off by this. So just
so for Clarity's sake, So Zerina and

586
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:28,000
after Kurment warning her that she thinks
she's just trying to sleep with him and

587
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,800
kno cozy up to him. Zarina
does kind of just that. She pulls

588
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:36,159
Juwa aside for one of those ciggy
breaks and she tells him his entire team

589
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:39,599
hates him. Yeah, very odd. Well, and by the way,

590
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:45,360
while she's doing this, that's where
Jamay and Culver have some time on their

591
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:52,960
hands. Yeah yeah, And much
like that hawk dropping that snake on that

592
00:50:52,039 --> 00:50:57,480
woman and then attacking the woman that
had the snake on our arm, I

593
00:50:57,519 --> 00:51:01,679
would imagine that in that scenario,
the prelude to it was the hawk catching

594
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:07,039
the snake. Culver is the snake. Now, he's he's much more.

595
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:12,400
He's like a flirty snake snake,
and he like loves entertaining people with the

596
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:17,599
body that he worked on so hard. But he is an animal, a

597
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:23,239
prey animal, right now. I
mean he's he's kind of softening the attempts

598
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:28,559
a little bit. But at the
end of it, Private school girl goes

599
00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:34,840
straight in like an octopus cup.
I mean, she just she sticks right

600
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:43,360
to him, and when Serena sees
it, she's Crestfallmm. Great showing Jay,

601
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:47,519
great showing Jamay. You've been here
for seven hours. You cause and

602
00:51:47,639 --> 00:51:52,559
drama. That's that's how you come
in. You come in hot. She

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00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,559
came in hot. That's how you
fucking do it right there, and that's

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how you do it here. You
zoom in from a hospital room so that

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we can give the people what they
want. Comedic commentary on Peacocks below,

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Deck down Under. If you are
enjoying this, getting the iTunes ratings and

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reviews, leave five stars kind words. Join us on Patreon for season one

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of this show. It was the
Wild Wild West. There was no Will

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Smith, but there were animatronic robotic
spiders and lots of transphobia. Anyways.

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Also follow us on the socials YouTube's
all that stuff. We love you guys

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very much, Pat any final words, we'll be back in the studio next

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week. And yeah, we did
our best to get through this and hopefully

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you liked it and appreciate it.
But we'll be back in the studio next

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week, all right, Love you
guys very much. I'm Bill and saying

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goo bye, Pat, say goodbye. Let the news and in in