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Smoke Distillerychester Well. Coming up in this

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episode, we talk about Dan's grooming
diet, the cheating scandal that hit the

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Nathan's Fourth of July hot dog eating
contest, which prompts Kevin to ask how

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many something could you eat in thirty
minutes? Yeah, I don't think I

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could. I could eat like three
trays of sushi. Oh I do love

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sushi. I could do sushi.
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

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I love sushi. Oh yeah.
I admit to playing a controversial game with

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some special people. What does Laura
think the game hilarious? And then Dan

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asks, you think I think you're
pretty much. I think you're a lot

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closer to that than you were than
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you're similar. I don't think you've
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your old career gives you lemons,
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a podcast from the Mac of All
Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor

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Chrysler Dots Jeem Rahm. It's Billified, The Bill Moran Podcast. Thank You

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for getting your pought on. Thank
you for telling a friend. That's how

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we spread the word about the pirate
ship. Kevin's in the house, Danny's

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so miserable from his dime, Laura's
cold. Let me ask you this,

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Laura as a woman and I and
then we'll last Dan and we use that

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term loosely. What wait, wait, I understand why the woman left there.

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If you lose a ton of weight, do you keep your old clothes

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or is it negative thinking to keep
your old clothes? Hey? So uh

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as an organizer. As an organized
organizer, I talked to people about this

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all the time, but normally it's
in reverse. So a lot of women

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think you're going to get back and
that were you know, four smaller four

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sizes. Oh my god. Yeah, women will keep being kids like ten

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years ago, keeping clothes that are
too big for you. No, get

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rid of them. It's going to
give you like yeah, it's Danny lead

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to it. But also keep like
one pair for like doing ship around the

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house or Thanksgiving. Yeah, actually
hang on to them because I knew this

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is why I said a woman,
because because before because you don't believe,

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you do not believe you're gonna keep
this weight. I got rid of all

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that stuff, and then I had
to go buy more because after three years,

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I eventually grew out of it.
Wait what, I grew out of

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my clothes, Billy, like a
little I lost. I got down to

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about one hundred and seventy eight at
one point. Yeah, and then I

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weighed within Yeah, within eighteen months. I was no no, no,

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no, no no no no.
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was one eighty. I homeber around
one eighty for four solid years. Okay,

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it's wonderful. Yeah, and then
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a year and a half, I
ballooned to twenty five. Oh god,

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yeah dude, yeah yeah. Did
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was that? When you got married? That was like, yeah, the

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last twenty five pounds came on after
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think that was the second time.
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felt. I think no, I
think it No, I think it was

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the medication. What happened the first
the first marriage? Did you put on

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weight the first marriage? I weighed
about like what I just lost? I

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weighed about one. No, I
weighed about two twenty five when you got

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married? Yeah, you were you
were at a load. Then, yeah,

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you want to get married? Yeah, I was no ship. Yeah,

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And but I thought you said your
suit from your wedding didn't fit my

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suit for so I have the suit
for my first wedding still, and it's

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the only suit that actually fit me
about like oh, as of three weeks

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ago. So in other words,
I used to I almost gave that suit

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away two years ago because it could
it didn't fit. It was too big.

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Yeah, did I fit right into
it perfectly for a funeral? That's

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how much weight I put up.
That's why I'm saying, I have a

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biological issue in my body that needs
to be resol right, So let's save

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up some money. Was the funeral
of the divorce court? Hang on,

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let's save up some money or start
to go fuck me? I go fundme

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and we'll go to what's his name? Who's the Who's the the guy he

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used to be able to predict when
you were gonna die? That scientist,

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Gary Breca, Gary Breca, And
we'll run you down to Gary Breca.

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Let him run a bunch of tests
and find out, okay, because that

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would probably tell you, wouldn't would
it not? Yeah? Would you be

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open to doing that? But how
much does that run? Like? Is

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it ten grand? Yeah, it's
like ten grand. But what they you

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as they tell you exactly what's going
on in your body and what your specific

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body needs for fuel or the best
way to fuel it, the best way

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to write it gives you all the
things that are perfect for you. You

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could also do life for us,
which is a lot cheaper but still expensive.

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Okay, I don't. And I've
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things that you hate, like a
completely different lifestyle. And if he says

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yes, you will live two years
longer. If you go this way,

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are you really going to change everything
about your lifestyle? Depends on two years

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longer? Hang on a second,
now, hang on, hang on,

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hang out? Yeah, did I
just see somewhere that did a couple in

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their seventies youth and ice themselves together
because they just somewhere maybe over the Australia

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was the guy was terminal? Yeah? And she killed him or he killed

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her? Okay, and I think
got arrested. Oh okay, well okay,

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yes, yes, yes she was
terminal, so he helped kill are

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But back to your thing, two
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of the years I'm getting because I
think if you go to anybody at the

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end and you say, give you
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had it, how much would you
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But then again, like you can
do all these changes to your body and

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everything and the drunk driver could hit
you. That's that's wonderful. That's really

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good. You know about talking about
negative thinking. I'm asking him if he's

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keeping his fact clothes, you're gonna
go live your life? Like why I'm

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eating what you're saying? I could
be changed my die? Yes, Dan,

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live every day at your birthday?
Where you steal that from? Now?

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Hang on? There are people who
also believe that whatever you believe is

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what's gonna happen. So if you
think that, like die, coke is

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bad for you, it's gonna be
bad for you whatever meaning you give to

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it. Buttch out for the drum
drivers. I don't know. Uh would

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you do for me? Would you
give up? Would you get to add

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to your two years to your life? Would you give up things you love?

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Depends on what it is? Uh? Probably not? No? Probably

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not? Well? Like eating like
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Oh gosh, I would never do
this again. You would never do this

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again. I mean, I don't
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Well, but you lost a lot
of weight in a short period of

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time. I have, Yes,
I have, But I mean now it's

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like, well, here's what I
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my wife. And I went back
in this week too, because like even

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the people who are our coaches are
telling us, okay, that's not normal

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for your bodies just to stall out
like that. Something's up. So we

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go back and stand on the scale
and they look at all of our stuff,

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and I am a little frustrated by
the fact that I have eaten less

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than like a thousand calories a day
of very bland food. Okay, And

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yeah, well I've lost twenty three
pounds. That's incredible, that twenty three

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pounds, twenty of which were lost
before the fourth of July. And so

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that's that. So all this stuff
I'm doing, it's not lowering my metaboloic

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age, which is still as of
today fifty nine years old, which is

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ridiculous for forty four oh brutal Mars
next year for Danny. Yeah, I

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can't. Why Why does this tickle
me? Why? Why do you want

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to hear me. Now, this
is the most shoden Freud and shitty thing.

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What are you doing over there?
Okay? I see things flying?

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Jamisonce here, I saw things flying. Uh, this is the most shoten

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Freuden thing. But why do I
get tickled? Think that that Danny's got

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into like a plateau and he's frustrated
because I was going to sco around the

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table and you're the only one who
had can answer to the positive on this.

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Did you gain or lose weight over
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You did? Yeah? Not much? No, but lord do you

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think stayed the same? I have
no idea gain I gain? I got

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I went up about too. But
like the fourth of July is that is

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my We've discussed it. It's my
favorite. How well you can eat watermelon?

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Can't you eat a milk? You
can eat watermelon? No? You

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cannot? So much sugar? Yeah, yeah, natural sugar. It's like

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it's like it was have you eaten
kale chips? No? I like water.

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It's water. It's also high and
the glycemic index's over one hundred.

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You can't. You can't do it. It's like big on your house arrest.

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Basically, it's like because what do
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But what if you have something bad
and then go back to the diet and

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see if that jump starts it.
That's what we're trying to figure out.

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Do you think you have you eating
diet jumper cables? Do you think you

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have something bad? I love that
he put the pizza on your tities and

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stay clear and see if it jump
starts due. Maybe that's what we need

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to do. Now, you're down
since the beginning of COVID. In wait,

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you are after this diet since the
beginning of COVID. No, I'm

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still up. Still up from the
beginning beginning of COVID. I was around

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one ninety. We're gonna send Chamis
n snickers. Okay, are you up

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or down since the beginning of COVID, go back to the beginning of COVID.

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So I am up right now.
And I literally blame Joe because of

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like the French fries and shit around
me now like I used to eat,

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he's not working her out like he
used to. I used to eat scrambled

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eggs for dinner like and now he's
like, oh, here's a tresh plate

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from the beginning of COVID. I'm
probably similar, probably up like three or

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four. Okay, so that's not
bad, Like you're on a three pound

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trading range found. Yeah, yeah, Kevin, probably same. Give for

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a take. I don't know,
get the fuck out here, are you

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serious? Yeah, he doesn't know. You don't get on the scale.

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Scale the scale goes. Get the
calls for Becca. I'm definitely up since

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COVID. I'm up. I mean
I gained like ten pounds during the first

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two months of COVID, but then
I lost it. Yeah, but I

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was drinking a bottle of Wide every
day at one o'clock. Damn skippy.

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All right, it was fine,
that's good stuff you gotta be careful with.

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I had a cousin who actually was
He was a debt collector, and

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when COVID hit, he decided,
Yeah, I could just drink all day

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and now I opened up a crack
open a beer at ten am. Oh

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yeah, he got roses liver and
he died. Well, he was a

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drinking all day every day. Yeah, well, collecting people's debts, which

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is you know, sensitive information.
You all coming home one day, like

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when I had started going back into
jobs and my ex was working from home

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and he had built like a corona
stack, like because he just drank while

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working all day dire actually nice,
he had like an hour nice, Like,

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oh, you had a productive day
at work. I'm different. I

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could never do that. No,
I don't. I couldn't drink all day

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like that either. I could drink
all night. Though when it goes down.

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He's not talking about drinking all day. He could drink all day.

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You can't do it all he's working. Oh no, I couldn't drink all

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day. Start afternoon. I'm not
a drinker now full because cloth drinking never

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lead tonight drinking because you get hired. Yeah, becas I'm like, I

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love it. Like, start with
a glass of wine, I would say,

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around lunch, around noon, yeah, and then be done by seven

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o'clock. That's amazing. And then
you're in bed, So we're up a

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little bit that you know, eat
some food, and then go back to

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go to bed in your good It's
called Saturday in my neighborhood. I love

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it. Speaking of eating, did
anybody on the fourth of July watched the

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Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. There
was some controversy in this one this year,

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but I just id vomited, right, I did see the guy before

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the hot dog drink the gallon of
lemonade in like twenty one seconds. Damn,

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that's the guy that puked. Right
did he puked? I don't know,

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but you drank a gallon of lemonade
in twenty one seconds. I did

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not see this. It was right, it was right. I didn't watch

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it any of it. All I
saw was that I think this guy's Nick,

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and it's w h W e h
r y, wary, weary,

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weary, Nick weary. And his
wife is a competitive eating she she holds

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the pink Mustard belt Mickey Soda Pseudo. She's the number one, uh female

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sim Mustard hot hot Dog hot dog
eating champion. But this dude, so

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according to this, he came in
fourth. But then they went through and

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I guess he had forty six point
seventy five hot dogs. And I don't

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know how long do you get in
this? Ten minutes? All right,

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So within ten minutes and then the
Major League Eating Results website published that he

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had put down fifty one point seventy
five hot dogs. Now over fifty is

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considered an elite eater, and according
to I know, that's an elite to

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the lead eater. Dan, that's
what that is. Uh, but I

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guess the guy was accused of stealing. So what they do is a plate

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count. They know that if you
have so many, so many hot dogs,

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So he touched someone, they see
him touching someone else's plate. Now

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they're accusing him of stealing people's plates
because they'll go, like five hot dogs

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per plate? Right, you've got
five plates? How many hot dogs?

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Twenty five hot dogs? Right?
So that's so that's what they went through,

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and they re calculated and they said
because and then it turned out that

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they're going, no, we got
him on video. He was he was

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stealing plate. Yeah, now I
get I don't know why you would cheat,

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and I don't. I was wondering
this and I'm serious, and I

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know this is going to sound ridiculous, but if your wife is the best

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at the same thing you do,
but in her division, Okay, Like

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no, but I got it.
I knew there was. I was waiting.

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But I'm just saying, like,
would that could that in a way

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influence you to try to make yourself
a little bit better because your wife had

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consumed fifty one hot dogs in the
ten minutes. She's the champion, so

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she ate more hot dogs than you. I don't think the hot dogs any

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different for men or women. I
just think the competitive the WNBA with the

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ball smaller. No, right,
yeah, yeah, this is the same.

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Nobody's the same hot dogs, same
buns. I'm pretty sure SAME's tough.

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She ain't fifty one? You did
not? Do you think this motherfucker

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is so pressured that he's just starting
to steal place? Oh yeah, yeah,

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absolutely, you know he isn't.
Why I walk around his bikey?

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Hey, your wife could bro and
you're eating days and you two of the

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three? Ah? You is there
one that you think you could put away

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something? I don't think I could
eating no wings, ginnis, maybe drinking

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maybe wings wings? You could I
could put away thirty wigs. Yeah,

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but in a in a record amount
of time. I'm saying, you got

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about thirty minutes. How many how
many of some? I think? Could

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you eat in thirty minutes? Yeah? I don't think I could. I

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could eat like three trays of sushi. Oh I do love sushi. I

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could do sushi. Yeah, oh
yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I

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love sushi. Oh yeah. To
California rolling on Wednesday nights. They used

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to have all you could eat chef's
choice. Yeah, they had me on

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a first day basis. They didn't
love me if I didn't show up a

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row. I don't get the cheating
thing. The only thing I could think

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is this poor guy must put a
lot of pressure on himself because his wife

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is the champion, And I go, could that lead to divorce? Could

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you do the exact same thing as
your spouse? Do you understand what I'm

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saying? Like, even if it
was like, let's say it was radio

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and then you wound up on competing
stations, wouldn't that be terrible better than

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me? Or her ratings were better. Yeah, doesn't mean she's better petition,

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but it sounds like this guy was
just I don't know. Yeah,

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they're saying so there was a whole
letter just saying like, uh yeah.

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A contender in Nathan's hot dog eating
contest was accused of beefing up a score

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to secure yeah scarf down and oppressed
a forty six point five Uh. Competitors

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relish the accomplishments of eating fifty I
don't know you all day? Yeah,

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So there they're gonna be glazed on
this. For me, I could do

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really, Oh my god, glaze
yeah, what kind of dats Delight or

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like reds or Krispy Kreme. Oh, Krispy Kreme, I miss him.

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Do you want to know my weakness? And this sounds so pathetic, give

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me a huge red bag of the
pop corners the kettle chips. Yeah,

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yeah, those are good, an
entire bag, Like I mean, like

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I could need two hundred and eighty
seven popcorn chips in thirty minutes. I

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could. Were you at my favorite
drunk we should have my favorite junk food.

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Yeah, not a bad junk food
though, I know, but like

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when I'm drinking that is like that
with wine with a man, that is

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a trash evening. You are fucking
three one five all day. A hang

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of those from dinner for pork grinds, parawel with a nice cab. Yes,

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so Danny, you're gonna get a
whole new wardrobe now. Ummm no,

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I'm gonna wait. You're gonna wait. I'm gonna wait. I got

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a wedding to go to in late
August. So how long you're gonna wait?

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I'm gonna wait about a month to
see if this, if this really

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because like the three weeks after you're
done, you're supposed to three weeks after

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you're done, you're supposed to take
in more carbs, I'm sorry, more

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calories than ever before. They say
to show you what you can and can't

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eat. So you try cheese,
you try this, you try that,

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but you're eating more to see if
the diet took. If the diet takes,

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then you know, okay, you're
in the clear. You go ahead.

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If it doesn't, then you gotta
do it again. I'm not doing

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this again, So I want to
go. I'm gonna wait about a month

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to see if I should buy any
more clothes. It seems like they want

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you to keep trying it to spend
more money. Yeah, and if that's

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the case, they clearly didn't work, and I want to I want my

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money back. Oh boy, So
I'm gonna say clothes real quick. Yeah,

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keep like one size away, but
don't keep them like onto your wardrobe.

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Box them up and put them downstairs. Yeah, okay, a game

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waight before I know Kevin, Kevin, Oh what, you're gonna get me

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in trouble. He's gonna get mad
at me. No, I want to

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know, but what date? By? What day does he gain the way

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back by? So you're what you're
down twenty three and a half. I'm

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I'm a two. I'm at two
two right now, When do you start

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eating again? The nineteenth? The
nineteenth, which is next Friday. Yes,

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a week from Friday, so again
another almost two weeks ago? Oh

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no, no, no, another
week week. That's from Charlotte, all

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right, nineteen nineteenth. So and
you get it's three weeks that you could

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eat everything. Yes, I don't
think you could just go hog wow,

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Bill, you've done it. Yeah. I kept it off for like two

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years though, Like I just saw
a quarter of myself. I think because

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you worked with the actual guy who
invented it, not one of his.

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Uh, it worked and he didn't
pay right right. That's the other thing

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too, because every radio douche and
town said this radio radio douche. I

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kept the weight off, and I
actually paid for someone to do it.

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No, who didn't I paid for
something? Yes, well I but everybody

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else I'll tell you that the way
and hang and hang and hang on.

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I will say this, It is
a tough diet to do, right,

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it is. You've got to be
very disciplined. I can put myself in

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the zone if I want to really
do something I'm going to do Oh yeah,

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right, me too. And I
went seven weeks without Krumble cookies.

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I went down. I dropped lower
than I wanted, right, I got

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down to like one ninety. I
was looking to get to two hundred.

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I got down to one ninety.
I saw a picture of myself from nine

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years ago. I was off the
diet for about a year at that point,

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and it's still I mean, I
look, I'm not as fat in

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the face. I would love to
get back to that, But I don't

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like the not exercising. I enjoy
exercising, but you're eating so few calories.

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You really can't exercise because if I, like I pick up some weights,

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all of a sudden, I'm exhausted. If I go for a walk

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thing, No, that wasn't the
same, No, it wasn't. The

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key would be to get the doctor
to come. And you know what else,

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he's lost his patience. He gets
so mad. Now I love mine

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is my favorite, all right,
So the nineteenth is when he can start

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eating again. I say, August
fourth. You think he's no, I'm

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saying by Christmas, Christmas, d
Christmas, let me, let me,

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let me let me? Can I
ever John mine can I go September eleventh,

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Jesus terrible. I think we should
know do by like okay, July

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nineteenth, he eats again, put
it out three months? How many pounds

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of the weight has he? Okay? All right? All right, so

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that I'm saying, you know where
he's going on, I'm going this Christmas.

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He's got it all back, all
back by Christmas. But in three

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months. But in three months,
I'm gonna say we can. He's going

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to put up fifteen pounds in three
months. That's five pounds a month.

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You know, you know exactly where
he's going next Friday. Well he's going

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to crumble cookie. Yeah, but
if he does, he's gonna be like

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drunk. No, you haven't,
sugar, can't do that. It's not

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gonna work. It doesn't work that
way. Yeah, you want to be

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vomit. You would vomit one cookie? All right, So I'm gonna say

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accept it. Fifteen. So you're
going August September nineteenth, September nineteenth,

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nine, nineteen, how many pounds
and Danny gans back? All right?

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Actually I want to change it now, but I'm gonna I wrote fifteen.

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I was gonna say twelve. I
was gonna say twelve. Yeah, yeah,

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all right, I'll stick with fifteen. You go with twelve. He's

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going to gain a little more back, and then he's gonna lose a little

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more in those two months. I'm
going eighteenth by the eleventh, eighteen by

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the September eleventh. I'm sticking with
my number. Eighteen pounds. And I

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want and I want to be wrong. Now, how many? How many?

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How many pounds? By nine eleven? You're gonna put eighteen back?

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But I want to be wrong.
I want to be wrong Dan. I

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think this is going to motivate if
I okay, there's the thing. If

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you're if you're taking bets on my
health? Did I want something in exchange?

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If I if I defy you?
Guys, what do you want?

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Oh? I haven't thought about it? Ye okay? Why wait wait wait

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wait? What do you mean you
want in exchange? This is to motivate

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you to me the way back?
Did this is reverse? Siog? So

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I owe you that. Thank you. I want to punch both of you

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and the dick. Is that what
you want to do? No? I

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mean it's like you think about what
I keep this weight off? All right?

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I think you will I think,
but I'm saying. I also say

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I didn't get into this so I
could totally change the way I eat.

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I don't eat that much. That's
the that's the gosh honest truth. I

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don't eat that much. What the
fuck is going on? That's my point.

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That's the point. That's all the
bullshit supplements. No, it's not

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the supplements. I'm gonna say,
if he gains back less than eight pounds,

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he wins because you're to Talmont tright. Now, No, because you're

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going to get back a little bit. Yeah, but they always tell you

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to stay within three pounds up or
down. Three pounds is what they told

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me. And I stayed in that
three pound trading window for quite a while.

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Then it creeped up to five,
then it was seven. Then I

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got up and I hung out at
two hundred pounds, and that was where,

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uh, women would say to me, you look better, You looked

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emaciated at one ninety. You look
better at two hundred. So I maintained

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two hundred. But that wouldn't mind
being emaciated. Seriously, you don't want

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to be amazing what you want?
Well, yeah, I mean it's so

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gross. It's like it looked like
a walking home. Thirty eight cents to

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eat for a week, for thirty
eight cents a day. All right,

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we'll make I think I think we're
gonna take a moment, but I think

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I found a way because I think
i've heard you complain about tipping before,

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just that when they flip the thing
over. Yeah, I'm a big tipper,

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but there's some people that shouldn't get
tipped. No, if you get

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like if you get a cup of
coffee and then they flip it over,

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it's like I gotta give you an
extra two bucks for doing your job.

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All right. I found I found
a way to get around it. If

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you're uncomfortable and feel like they're watching
and you don't want to do it,

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this is your workaround. I found
a life hack. Okay, all right,

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pack and I've been waiting to tell
you. We will get to that

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right after this. If you're looking
to elevate your weekend, you gotta head

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over to bTB wood Fire Pizza and
Grill at the Mall at Grease Ridge,

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with its inviting ambience and cozy patio. It's the perfect spot to unwind.

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I want you to picture this sinking
your teeth into their mouth, watering annie

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pasto panini packed with ham, mozzarella, autichokes, black elice, pepperoni,

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and peppercini, all drizzled with their
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418
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420
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421
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That is for you. Come on, Dandy, Who is it?

422
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:25,799
It's uh, oh, Danny,
you let me go down on this.

423
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,559
No, it's it's Laura Alan Jackson. No, it's not Alan Jackson.

424
00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:36,240
I know who this is because I
can't. I got back. I guess

425
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:41,359
I know. No, it's it's
the greatest country singer ever. It's it's

426
00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:45,160
Oh my god, you've got diet
brain. Yeah, I do. It

427
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:49,039
took me like ten seconds or fifteen
seconds to figure out the name of Lea

428
00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:53,319
park Rush, So you crushed us. I know. It's Oh gosh,

429
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,200
George Jones. Yeah, Danny,
look at that. I grew up on

430
00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:02,200
this. It's home. It's in
front of me, and I almost said

431
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:07,279
short, straight George straight. I
guess. Apparently like it's like the greatest

432
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:11,400
musician in the history of Texas.
Like they love George George. Right,

433
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:17,480
hey man, that's something. That's
right baby. It's Friday. Here's your

434
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,680
life hack for Friday. Here's your
Friday life hack. You ready, yes,

435
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,480
you're sick of those tipping. I
noticed if you have a gift card,

436
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:27,279
they don't. They have to take
it. They can't do it through

437
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:30,839
the slide and the flipover. They
have to take it to their machine.

438
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,720
So there's no thing. So I
go, if you're a regular at like

439
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:40,119
a coffee shop or something, or
the big chain coffee shops like Starbucks,

440
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,400
buy the gift card and they do
not flip it over and give you the

441
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,480
option of tipping. So I heard
another life hacking. Go no, no,

442
00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:52,480
no, no, sorry, But
why do you want you warm it

443
00:30:52,559 --> 00:31:00,960
up your hands, man, because
I can you know the speed oh,

444
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,599
you know the speeds? You know
the Actually we should probably do the show

445
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:07,599
in the dark. You know,
those speedways were gas stations. They sell

446
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,160
these cards like gift cards. Right. And also if you become a Speedway

447
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,920
member, you could save so much
on your gas. But if you buy

448
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,599
more and more stuff from Speedway and
use that card, you know, you

449
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,400
get points and the price of your
gas goes down. And I had a

450
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,720
friend of mine who decided to go
Christmas shop and get Speedway and bought like

451
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:26,319
a bunch of gift cards, right, Yeah, he buys all these gift

452
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:30,000
cards. He also goes to Starbucks
a lot, so he bought himself a

453
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,480
bunch of gift cards to use at
Starbucks to bring his gas price down,

454
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:37,440
like for the year. And then
he just hands out the presence like a

455
00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:41,160
gift cards and saves the Starbucks.
He gets the gift cards at Speedway.

456
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:42,759
Yeah, even the Starbucks get right. So in other words, of Knox's

457
00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:47,240
price of gas, he's gonna buy
this stuff anyway. Instead he's buying its

458
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,200
Speedway to save himself money on gas. I will tell you that I am

459
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:55,640
a big fan of the uh chocolate
foam cold brew at Starbucks. I'm a

460
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,039
big fan. I'm a big fan, and I every once in a while

461
00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:00,559
if I want to feel like I'm
on vacation, I go and get one

462
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:07,079
of those. This is amazing.
But they have gotten so expensive for coffee.

463
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,000
Yeah. The unionized, yeah,
some are, some are not.

464
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:14,400
Some some actually are trying to break
up their union. Now I don't blame

465
00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:16,480
Yeah, I get it it's not
working for them. But that's the thing.

466
00:32:16,599 --> 00:32:21,160
Yes, Kevin, I gotta I
make my coffee at home. I

467
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,640
do too. I do too,
And I actually switched today because I usually

468
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,599
buy it in a big, huge
thing and I'll get the folders. The

469
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,839
folders was closer to twenty bucks,
and I went to Maxwell House for the

470
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,119
first time in my life. I
don't know this is gonna be better.

471
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,200
I think folders is bad. Oh, I didn't mind. Didn't mind folders,

472
00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:43,559
folder crystals like almost get you get
the man. See I'm a duncan

473
00:32:44,559 --> 00:32:47,039
because I was buying it. I
was in the bulk store. I get

474
00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:50,880
the Wegmans very vanilla. It's the
only thing I money. Coffee. Do

475
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,079
they still sell the folders, crystals
and the bricks, probably, but they

476
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:58,359
I don't. I didn't buy the
Probably, yes, I know exactly.

477
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,839
The vacuum shield those used to put
a scoop in there. And this is

478
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:06,880
how I have played a game at
some point in my life, and it

479
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:12,079
was based on this, I James. I would try to guess the color

480
00:33:12,079 --> 00:33:16,799
of someone's panties by the outfit they
were wearing. I would try to guess

481
00:33:16,839 --> 00:33:21,279
the color of the panties because when
I was a kid, my father would

482
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:25,519
buy the vacuum sealed folders and it
came with a scoop inside the bag,

483
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,680
so we would guess what color the
scoop was? It was green, red,

484
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:32,240
blue. There are different colors.
Yeah, there were different color scoops.

485
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:36,119
So we had a contest in our
house. You get to it was

486
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,599
like a dollar. Whoever got and
if you didn't, it stayed in the

487
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:42,880
pot till the next coffee came in, and then you had to guess the

488
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,559
scoop that was in there. I
changed it too. Let me guess what

489
00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:49,480
color your faders are. That is
really surprising that the scoop changes color.

490
00:33:49,599 --> 00:33:52,799
Yeah, the scoop changed colors when
we were kids. It was and maybe

491
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,240
it maybe it wasn't folds. I
don't remember exactly, but I remember we

492
00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:59,079
had to guess the color of the
scoop. Let's see if you still got

493
00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:00,799
to go for it. No,
I'm not going to guess her. No,

494
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:10,280
no, no, I play it. I look now you have I

495
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,000
don't guess I have to. She
already looks. She took the time to

496
00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:20,639
look to make sure she was worried. The game play with very rare,

497
00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:28,480
very seldom very unique people. Don't
I guess you're sorry. You would be

498
00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:31,360
rude. I would think it would
be rude for me to do that.

499
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:37,039
But Joe could play that game with
you, right, he could go he

500
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:40,719
could Yeah, that's what. I
don't think that that's his style. Now,

501
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,679
what if a guy did that?
What if a guy thought I just

502
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,079
thought that was a funny game.
I would think that's hilarious. There you

503
00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:50,639
go. I would be like,
you know, in Billy Madison when she

504
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,800
asks questions when he answered, when
she asks him question, she takes off

505
00:34:54,800 --> 00:35:00,199
a article of clothing if he gets
it right, if he gets oh,

506
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,000
no, I don't oh yeah yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

507
00:35:02,199 --> 00:35:06,320
But it's it's when she's tutoring U. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

508
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,239
I do remember that. Uh,
since you know, since you are

509
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,840
here, and since we're on this
theme, I do know people who started

510
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:20,639
dating uh spring, I'm gonna say
maybe April okay, and then decided to

511
00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:27,519
go away to Italy, oh yeah, big vacation like away away, and

512
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:31,400
decided to break up a couple of
days in. Yeah, I think it

513
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,400
does that happen. Could you break
up with somebody? Wouldn't you try to

514
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,519
hold it together? You spend all
this fucking money on a trip, and

515
00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:43,840
right, I mean because I think
they's paid their own airfare and stuff.

516
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,960
But they were going together, so
you know, you're not getting two hotel

517
00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:51,360
rooms. You get the one and
the you know meals. And I know

518
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,440
several people who have actually paid for
the entire trip and then the person who

519
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,119
was along for the ride broke up
with them after oh oh yeah. A

520
00:35:58,119 --> 00:36:00,440
few times, i'd be some of
the dated you. I think that that

521
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:07,320
maybe happens more than often, Like
after your first vacation together, Like then

522
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,199
you find out who you really are. Yeah, like you have to be

523
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:14,199
to travel. I like, I
love to travel. It's Jesus Christ.

524
00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:16,280
I will tell you this. My
parents were so much better when they were

525
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,559
on vacation. Yeah, like when
we were all away, they got along

526
00:36:20,599 --> 00:36:22,920
great. It was like one big
happy fit. When we came home,

527
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,920
that's when the people started. Oh
yeah yeah. My parents came back from

528
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,599
can Coon and my father just all
of a sudden like start yelling everybody,

529
00:36:30,679 --> 00:36:32,639
yeah, cause happy. And then
he's blaming us. Of course. I'm

530
00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:36,199
like, we did't. I'm like, dude, we did not anything.

531
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,480
No no, no, no no, no. Let me tell you something,

532
00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:39,880
Dan, Can I take something right
now? Buddy? How old were

533
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,760
you when they went to Ganggoon?
Fifteen? Ah? Perfect, because Jameson's

534
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,599
fourteen. I walk in my bathroom. I go, Jameson, what happened

535
00:36:46,599 --> 00:36:50,000
in here? What do you mean? I go? What is all over

536
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,920
the bath mat? I go,
did you spill coffee or something? No,

537
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,159
it's all over the sink. It's
brown, it's all No. What

538
00:36:57,159 --> 00:37:00,960
what do you mean? I go, yeah, like around like coffee,

539
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:05,320
Like I thought coffee got thrown down
the bath man. Initially, well,

540
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,280
it's no, he was splattered on
there. So then eventually it comes out

541
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:14,000
that, oh, I might have
had a problem with my stomach. And

542
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:20,079
then I poked through the toilet paper
and I went like this, and I

543
00:37:20,119 --> 00:37:22,320
go, and then he goes.
And then I washed my hands and said,

544
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,920
so, Dan, let me just
tell you at fifteen, that's what

545
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,960
you're doing. And you got four
others behind you, I think, or

546
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:31,719
three others behind you, and so
it's a mess. Or how about today?

547
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,760
He makes the chicken wings, and
this is what his poor mother has

548
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,000
to deal with all the time.
But it's what I forget because he doesn't

549
00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:40,360
live with me. He makes the
chicken wings and then he sits down and

550
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,599
he eats, and then he's all
right. Plates over there the tray that

551
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,519
the chicken wings were on, that
was in the oven is all mess,

552
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:53,679
the spatula, the this, everything's
there right. So here comes butch Off

553
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:59,280
vacation in Cantcon where he got laid
every day and had a great time.

554
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,920
And and he comes home and it's
like back to reality and of course he's

555
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:07,679
gonna be he's tripping over stuff.
I'm just telling you. I think that

556
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,480
was probably the reason why the impetus
behind and is it? No, But

557
00:38:10,559 --> 00:38:14,920
as a kid, you think,
what did I do? Nothing? Because

558
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,519
you didn't intentionally do anything. No, Jamison didn't intentionally If I said wash

559
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:22,400
this, he would have. But
just that you don't have the foresight to

560
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,360
go I cooked, therefore I should
clean this, you know what I mean?

561
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,440
Just automatically, you just you just
leave a trail of ship behind you.

562
00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:31,199
The next thing you know, it's
like there it is a lot of

563
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,920
sloppy people. Yes, there.
That's how I know when it's time to

564
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,920
do dishes in my house because there's
no cups. I have to go to

565
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:43,039
Tyler's room and I can pull out
seventeen oh yeah, half drink bottles of

566
00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:49,320
water. Nothing drives me more up
the wall than half drink drinks. Oh

567
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,039
seriously, yeah, or they'll pour
the entire thing. And then what about

568
00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:57,559
people? Now, what about adult
leave a splash in the bottom of the

569
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:04,159
What about adults that make a drink, like maybe make a vodka and soda

570
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,400
or a vodka and water, and
they pour it out of the bottle and

571
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,880
then they put the bottle in and
then they come back and they make another

572
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,280
one, and now there's just this
much left in there and they put it

573
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,440
back in the fridge. What do
you think of that? That drives me

574
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:20,519
nuts too? Yeah, don't I
mean nuts. Go to your glass orangejuice

575
00:39:20,519 --> 00:39:23,480
and there's that, I mean milk. We had the kids. You why

576
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:27,159
don't you tell I was just at
the store while you tell me you go

577
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,679
to get some lucky charms and there's
all and there's a lot of lucky no

578
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,840
charm. Yeah. I used to
say that all the time, like I

579
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:36,599
don't care if you finish something,
but put it on the grocery list.

580
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,440
My sister in laws used to come
in town and they would eat all my

581
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:44,000
snacks, but they would leave like
half a serving less, and then they

582
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,639
would never tell me, and I
would go to get like, you know,

583
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:50,559
my cashews or something, and I'd
be like, who the fuck left

584
00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:53,760
four cashews in the bottom of the
bag. Ah. Real Housewives and Webster

585
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,760
would go crazy over this. I
do I think that I think that would

586
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,239
go I was I was with one
the Real Housewives of Webster today and I

587
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:08,119
heard some scuttle butt. Oh what
well, somebody wasn't happy with the way

588
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:15,320
I edited the podcast we did at
your house. Oh that person didn't girl

589
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,559
or whatever. She didn't hear her
name? She didn't, but somebody else

590
00:40:19,599 --> 00:40:22,639
said that I was in there.
And then I heard some others back and

591
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:28,360
forth about different things with that person. God, I literally had people messaging

592
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,559
me and I was like, I
have no idea who she is, but

593
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:36,760
she obviously is a sex worker.
Yeah she not Holy shit. But I

594
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,239
was like, this woman was in
my house. I had no idea and

595
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,039
email. At one point I looked
over and I was like, okay,

596
00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:46,719
I see you know our friend Jamie
on And then I was like, why

597
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,199
does he have this girl? Like? Who the hell is she? And

598
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,599
then I realized I was like,
well, I'm probably too drunk to talk.

599
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:55,480
Wait right now, So did you
think we were trying to exclude you

600
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:59,599
from the microphone? No, I
didn't know. I just didn't know,

601
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,280
and because I didn't know if he
were gonna get one of my Roundtree friends

602
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,280
that I had introduced you to.
Yes, because I had no idea who

603
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,519
this woman was. And then I
listened to fend just didn't seem like they

604
00:41:08,519 --> 00:41:14,360
wanted to get on the microphone or
they didn't come around. So I wasn't

605
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,599
gonna I don't know. I've had
a lot of them that want to do

606
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,599
okay. But when I listened to
the next day, I was like,

607
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:25,800
oh my god, oh my god. I was so glad that my mom

608
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,519
was like, oh I stopped listening
after Ann Sharon's park. I'm like,

609
00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:31,639
good, Mom, you didn't miss
anything. He didn't need to listen to.

610
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,639
Uh here's something I did here though, And I don't know if this

611
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,760
is a real Housewives, a webster
or not. Get in a fight with

612
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,480
your with now, these are people
who are divorced, okay, so they

613
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,920
it's like be like you and Joe, like you and Joe, but it's

614
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,880
not you and Joe. So somebody
gets gets into an argument and the girlfriend

615
00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:00,360
will post six sexy pictures of herself
to remind him how hot she is.

616
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:07,880
Any desperate, Yes, I said
I think that if there's an argument,

617
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,800
and I think this would even I
think any guy at this table, if

618
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,159
you then get a sexy lingerie or
sexy whatever nude photos send just to you,

619
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,079
that kind of ends the argument,
or it would quell things a little

620
00:42:23,079 --> 00:42:29,960
bit, or at least put the
guy. Yes, we had that at

621
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,840
Saint John Fisher. We had a
big banner in one of our dorm rooms.

622
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:39,639
It's it's pussy, it's power.
But here's the thing. I think

623
00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:43,880
that if nothing else, it gets
the guy back to the table to talk,

624
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:47,960
right, if to put in negotiating
negotiation tale, like all of a

625
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,840
sudden you come back to all right. Maybe I'm being a little bit of

626
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:57,039
a It depends on what the fight
is for me. I was gonna say,

627
00:42:57,119 --> 00:43:02,119
but like that's also I don't know
if a woman is if it's her

628
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,960
wrongdoing, if she is at fault
and she sends a sexy newde to try

629
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,280
and get her man to like get
over it, like again that sort of

630
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,960
pathetic. Well, it depends on
what Let's say, let's say you went

631
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:19,239
out. I don't know you went
out, or I'm trying to think what

632
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,360
would be a fight, What would
be a fight. I don't even know

633
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:29,280
what a fight would be anymore with
couples. It's been so long. Out

634
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:34,159
of the game, out of the
game, Dan Sam, Well, like

635
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,760
you went out, or you have
four cashiers in the bottom of the bag,

636
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,880
or the other person got drunk,
that you were embarrassed, and like,

637
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,639
you know, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha,

638
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,760
yeah, gotcha, And you were
embarrassed the way they were at your

639
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:53,559
family party and they were what really, I mean, I know it could

640
00:43:53,599 --> 00:43:58,280
have gotten there. And I tried
to tell him if there were four cashers

641
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,880
left in the bag and she were
pissed me. I center a picture of

642
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:07,559
my nuts. Here's some nuts.
See, that's it. That's what you

643
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:14,159
do. You want some nuts in
your mouth? Now, now, hang

644
00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:19,360
on a second. If you realize
now this would be a really evil thing.

645
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,559
I'm just thinking of this. If
you, as a woman, realize

646
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:28,920
you're better looking than the ex ex
wife, ex girlfriend, do you send

647
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:34,480
the side by side after an argument
of them and you and something sexy and

648
00:44:34,559 --> 00:44:40,519
go your choice? Oh my gosh, no again, depending on the argument,

649
00:44:40,639 --> 00:44:46,119
I might be like, I think
that could be kind of funny.

650
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:53,599
I don't know, no, I
don't know. I thought of you because

651
00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:59,280
I these are random thoughts. But
I thought of you, Danny. I

652
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:02,679
thought I was trying to guess what
color Danny's underwear is. I said gray

653
00:45:05,639 --> 00:45:09,639
white, grey boxer. Yeah,
gray sounds very Oh, I'm not off.

654
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,559
I'm not very white with a brown
street. Yeah, it's like gray.

655
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:21,039
And it says love on them,
body glove, body glove, bodyglove

656
00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:22,880
in the nineties. Yes, now
they make to it. Can you put

657
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,280
your hand on it and it leaves
him? No, it doesn't. That's

658
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:29,800
not hyper color. They need hyper
color underwear. They should. Yes,

659
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:37,920
for like sex, walking around,
fart and drop part. I had a

660
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:42,280
friend who was going to start a
business called Wet Kitty, and it was

661
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,639
no Jo Chinese restaurant, no joke. He's a local, he's local,

662
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:52,360
he's local. And it was like
songs that when you would get wet a

663
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,920
message would appear. I saw the
whole promo video. He's a Pittsburgh guy.

664
00:45:57,119 --> 00:46:00,360
What's his name? Can you it's
just you? Do you know?

665
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:07,639
His name is one of your phone
call But I can get in touch with

666
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:13,360
him. We need to get we
need to get wet Kitty in here.

667
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,400
Look it up and we're gonna get
any know where you're gonna do it.

668
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:20,239
We're gonna We're not gonna tell Dan
well, we're gonna get a pair of

669
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,239
wet kitty underwear or panties, I
should say for Beth. And then it's

670
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:34,239
gonna be leave me alone. Your
ben sucks. Oh wait, you're fat.

671
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,599
Oh that's so not nice. I
just got nothing. All right,

672
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:45,960
here's what we are. Let's get
so. I saw where some guy lost

673
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:50,239
his wallet in New Orleans over the
Fourth of July holiday, like thinks he

674
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:55,960
was pickpocketed or whatever, and the
guys going out, he's listing. I

675
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,199
saw it online. It was an
article, okay, and one of my

676
00:47:00,199 --> 00:47:02,719
favorite things to do on any article
that I finally read the comment, Yes,

677
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,599
thank you. I love reading the
comments on the articles. They're one

678
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:12,119
of my because they're always the smartest
people. Sometimes sometimes if they are,

679
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:16,000
that would maybe. But this person
said that they had they go, Yeah,

680
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,280
I lost my credit cards, I
lost my debit card, I lost

681
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,440
my social Security card, and I
went who carries their social Security card in

682
00:47:23,519 --> 00:47:27,719
their wallet? I guess that's not
that uncommon, but I thought, I

683
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,800
I don't I memorize my number.
I never I couldn't find it. I

684
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,599
don't know where it would be if
I had it. So one of the

685
00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:38,920
comments is I carry my birth certificate
in my wallet, I'd be really screwed.

686
00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:42,880
And I went, all right,
hang on, what is going on

687
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,559
here? And I thought of Dan. I go, I wonder where Dan

688
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:50,039
falls on this. I don't know
why I don't carry my gift certificate in

689
00:47:50,119 --> 00:47:53,000
my wallet. No, not at
all. Somebody else in the in the

690
00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:58,880
article printed medical records. I have
them down on a laminated card print printed

691
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:04,760
medical instructions. Yes, if I
go down d NR papers, but I'm

692
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,320
like, holy shit, I carry
none of that at all. But I

693
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:12,440
thought, is that maybe I'm the
odd personnel. I don't know. I

694
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,559
just carry my ID and my cards
that I need, and my insurance card

695
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:21,400
too. But that's it. You
don't want to carry too much because I

696
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,000
do. Yeah, there was like
I do. There was like four or

697
00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:30,199
five different sayings. But yeah,
the guy who founded it is friends with

698
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:35,480
Renee. Okay, so I think
I remember what? Why do I remember

699
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,000
Wet Kitty? I think I tried
to do something with Wet Kitty on the

700
00:48:37,079 --> 00:48:45,360
radio. I don't know. I
don't even know. He's because our kids

701
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:50,719
were doing gymnastics together at one point
and I remember him sitting there and showing

702
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,199
me the promo video and I was
like, holy shit, this is insane.

703
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,239
By the way, he should really
try this is nude Recreation Week.

704
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,280
I'm pretty sure I believe this week
is nude recreation week, and I think

705
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:07,920
that'd be a great Uh, you
know, it's recreation week. Don't do

706
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:15,519
this. I think it is all
right. Well, we'll take a moment.

707
00:49:15,559 --> 00:49:19,639
I have a follow up on a
story we hit on last the last

708
00:49:19,679 --> 00:49:24,519
pot or two podcasts ago, where
we talked about switch to birth Yes,

709
00:49:25,079 --> 00:49:29,920
and we wanted to know what happened. What happened in this story? Was

710
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,800
it real? I kept saying,
we couldn't find anything that supported it as

711
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:37,760
being real, and people have sent
me articles that I found. There were

712
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:43,599
two that I could find that actually
breaks down the entire story and where things

713
00:49:43,639 --> 00:49:46,559
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739
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Even my own man looks good.
Way, do you know what monkeys

740
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:51,400
clear Clark five really close? I
mean, I wouldn't know this. The

741
00:51:51,440 --> 00:52:06,800
Easy Beats Friday. I'm nineteen sixty
six. I kind of like it.

742
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:14,559
It's that Garagi kind of tinny sixty
sounds something like Andy babuquld could Yeah,

743
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:21,480
and it also has a it feels
somewhat derivative of the Beatles, Yes right,

744
00:52:23,199 --> 00:52:28,360
may my mind. I think this
has been done by other people,

745
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,679
but I wanted to try to find
the original on that one that was all,

746
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,880
I feel bad that we've been picking
on Dan about the diet and stuff,

747
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,039
because I have to tell you,
I am duly impressed that you lost

748
00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:42,599
twenty three pounds in how many days? Twenty one days, twenty one days,

749
00:52:42,639 --> 00:52:45,159
twenty so you lost more than a
pound a day. I actually lost

750
00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:47,840
like twenty pounds in like fifteen days. Yeah, that's amazing. So it's

751
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,119
amazing. Yeah, so the diet
works. Yeah, I just want to

752
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:53,559
make sure that we move them metal
ball gage. That's the big thing.

753
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,480
Had you lost a little bit before
starting the diet too, No? Oh

754
00:52:58,559 --> 00:53:01,239
no, he I think they have
you load up, yes, like like

755
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:07,480
whatever you want day the night before. Yeah, first three days are eating.

756
00:53:07,639 --> 00:53:08,920
See, you're still gonna lose a
little more. And that's why I

757
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,280
was like, all right, I
think if you gain back like eight pounds,

758
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,280
that's gonna be your baseline. So
that's why I put it at twelve.

759
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:22,679
Doctor Laurie here, Well she might
be right here maybe who's yeah she

760
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:27,400
does. They say, they say
it's always it's hard to keep to keep

761
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,320
the weight off. Let me tell
you something. If the law of attraction

762
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:35,960
is real, Dan's gaining back at
least fifteen pounds by the by the nineteenth.

763
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,679
Wh say that because you go negative, you get all mad, you'll

764
00:53:38,679 --> 00:53:43,360
blame you put resistance out there.
My better polit gage is fished. Okay,

765
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,679
First of all, resist resistance.
I don't believe in any of that.

766
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:51,719
It's not Karma's Yeah, it's at
those lines. You know, it's

767
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,760
not out in the universe. Universe
right now. Hey, let's cancel winter

768
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,960
this year. That put that out
there, see that, that's that did

769
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,199
that last year. That's the right. That's dumb. But what I'm saying

770
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:05,760
is any time, and I think
we could play it with your career,

771
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,599
you go negative, it's somebody else's
fault. This one worked against me,

772
00:54:09,639 --> 00:54:13,679
this one did this, this,
and it's all our own fault and we

773
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,800
have to just accept things and move
on. I didn't blame anybody else for

774
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:22,079
the derailing of my career. There
circumstances. Yeah, but that's what I'm

775
00:54:22,079 --> 00:54:23,760
saying. It's like, but all
that time, even when I knew you,

776
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:29,000
then you would always get worked into
the if you wants me that guy

777
00:54:29,079 --> 00:54:32,039
to return, No, because it
sounds like it sounds like that guy ever

778
00:54:32,079 --> 00:54:37,960
went away? Are you kidding me? I think you're pretty much I think

779
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,800
you're a lot closer to that than
you were than Yes, I do.

780
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:44,079
I think you're you're similar. I
don't think you've changed. I don't think

781
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:47,119
you did a one eighty maybe forty
five degree. For you to do one

782
00:54:47,199 --> 00:54:52,880
eighty, I would say that because
here's why. Here's what I'm saying is

783
00:54:52,119 --> 00:54:57,960
you lost twenty three pounds. You
should be fucking celebrating that. Instead you

784
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,079
sat here and just went my better
ball, gage doesn't move it, better

785
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:04,320
get off fifty nine, which to
me is the resistant thinking. Just but

786
00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:07,320
Danny, feel great about twenty three, but you lost over a fucking pounded

787
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:12,559
day. Do you know how many
people stuck needles in their fucking abdomen trying

788
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:15,719
to do exactly what you did.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I

789
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,800
know you wouldn't do that. I'm
just saying, like, I celebrate that,

790
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,960
man, dude, I think that's
amazing. But I just always think

791
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,840
with you, there always comes a
butt. Well, yeah, I know

792
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:32,039
that's what I'm saying. That's resistant
because because I deal in facts, I

793
00:55:32,039 --> 00:55:37,039
don't deal in fantasy. But there's
not fantasy the fact that's a fact.

794
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,639
Yeah, I got a long way
to go celebrate that okay, and you're

795
00:55:40,639 --> 00:55:45,639
doing great and you look better,
you're a little grumpier. But yeah,

796
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,280
now I know, I know there's
a shake shack, I know down the

797
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:53,480
straight check out, and I say
these things in love. I know that.

798
00:55:53,639 --> 00:55:57,400
But ically, back up a second. Do you really think I'm the

799
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,280
same guy I was ten years ago? If you're believe that you did a

800
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,960
forty five, I don't think he
didn't one to eighty. I don't think

801
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:07,320
we can. I think I don't. I think at any point, you're

802
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,880
never the same person. You're not
the same person who were five years ago.

803
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,960
You're probably not the same person you
were two years but you have certain

804
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,639
traits and I do too, And
I've been trying to figure out the member

805
00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:20,920
of the whole, get to the
root, the root, And that was

806
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,679
what you said. Yeah, and
you called it the root. Yes,

807
00:56:23,039 --> 00:56:28,480
that's I got it too. I
can't and it drives me nuts. But

808
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,880
I know that there's a lot of
shit that I have going on that if

809
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:35,239
I wasn't, so, I really
think if I wasn't, I'm so.

810
00:56:36,199 --> 00:56:40,000
Here's the thing, We're so similar. This is why I see it in

811
00:56:40,119 --> 00:56:44,800
terms of that, in terms of
God damn it, you know, if

812
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,840
this would you don't say God damn
it. But if it was like,

813
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,039
it won't work, my metal ball
case doesn't change. He just sat here

814
00:56:51,039 --> 00:56:54,000
and said he lost twenty three pounds
and the diet doesn't work. You lost

815
00:56:54,079 --> 00:56:59,280
twenty three pounds. Something's working.
Well, what I think? What he

816
00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:04,079
you're it's supposed to change your metabolism, right, and when he always to

817
00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:07,639
get to the root of the cause
of the problem. See, I am

818
00:57:07,679 --> 00:57:12,599
not. I have changed my entire
mentality on so many things, on so

819
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:15,760
many things in my life, and
one of those is you know you want

820
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:19,280
like I don't want to get into
all the specifics, but basically, if

821
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,039
you could get to the root of
the problem. You don't want to cure

822
00:57:21,159 --> 00:57:23,400
the symptoms. You want to get
to the root of the problems. When

823
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,960
you invest money, you don't want
to invest ten dollars to make twenty You

824
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,719
want to invest ten dollars to make
ten thousand dollars. I understand. You

825
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,239
want to take big swings. I
understand that. And so that's why I'm

826
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:36,559
like, Okay, if this doesn't
work, because it's not working for Yeah,

827
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:38,400
my wife and I have both lost
weight, but we have a law

828
00:57:38,519 --> 00:57:40,960
but all of a sudden, like
it's stalling out at a point where most

829
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,199
people tend to drop a lot of
weak Sometimes you got to take a step

830
00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:47,000
back to go far forward. But
I've already done that. So that's that's

831
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,320
where the frustration comes in. Look, I don't know. I'm just saying

832
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,480
that what I hear coming out of
your mouth sounded resistant to me in that

833
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,039
I've lot. Yeah, but that
doesn't work. I'm still a fifty nine.

834
00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:02,440
Maybe maybe in a week you won't
be Maybe in a week. You're

835
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:07,519
taking bets on how much weight you
think I'm going to I'm going to gain.

836
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:12,280
Do you know what you're telling me
that I'm being negative, that I'm

837
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,639
speaking against myself when you are speaking
the very figure. I don't believe it

838
00:58:16,679 --> 00:58:21,199
that we're not you but because but
you believe I'm going to fail? Do

839
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,719
you believe you believe you're not You're
You're sitting there talking about it, And

840
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,320
I also hope this motivates you.
I saw you take a picture of it.

841
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,760
I saw I take a picture of
Oh I didn't I hope you guys?

842
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:34,320
Wait, you know this is what
I want to bet, that's what

843
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,199
the picture is for. So I
have two questions. I'm so excited about

844
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:43,599
this metabolic age? Is that what
sparked all of this? No, it

845
00:58:43,679 --> 00:58:45,920
was looking in a mirror and looking
like Kevin Party. That's what sparked for

846
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,280
That's what sparked for me. You
did not know. I'm just saying,

847
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,119
ahole, I'm the one. No, I'm not. No, come on,

848
00:58:57,119 --> 00:59:00,360
you know what happens when your metabolic
age is fifty nine? Get off

849
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:06,079
my fucking lawn and my white sneakers
can't get it up? Damn focus,

850
00:59:06,679 --> 00:59:13,280
I don't know da Yeah, according
according to this thing that I did,

851
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,320
According to this this you step on
this scale. They did it there you

852
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:21,280
because you said you. It's just
interesting to me because you said fifty nine.

853
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,920
I thought before you did. I
did because I actually sat down and

854
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:28,159
met with them as a consultation to
desire if I want to do. Oh

855
00:59:28,239 --> 00:59:30,000
god, it was the same then. So we're talking now, we're now

856
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,840
a year and a half removed from
that, and it hasn't changed. And

857
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:37,800
you guys know that months ago I
was coming off the tail end of seven

858
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:43,440
weeks without any sugar and I lost
ten pounds and then but two weeks in

859
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,599
the diet starts stalling out. So
in other words, I'm showing you from

860
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:52,559
my experience now with something that I
tried on my own that now here's another

861
00:59:52,599 --> 00:59:57,119
pattern where okay, two weeks into
the diet my body starts stalling out.

862
00:59:58,079 --> 01:00:00,840
So that's yeah. But that's the
thing. So what's what's the problem?

863
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,639
What is the root problem? Because
if this thing can't fix it, which

864
01:00:04,639 --> 01:00:07,840
has fixed so many other people like
you and Spizan all these other people who

865
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:14,480
did this, maybe not Houseman,
but everybody else, Okay, then what

866
01:00:14,599 --> 01:00:19,239
diet? What else is left?
What else is left? I don't know,

867
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,519
buddy, But that's the thing.
I just want to know how you

868
01:00:21,559 --> 01:00:24,920
feel. Do you not feel different? Like do you feel like first ten

869
01:00:25,039 --> 01:00:29,440
days? Like I don't sleep?
Where do you feel like joint pain?

870
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,320
I'll tell you, I don't feel
the pain. I don't feel any pain.

871
01:00:31,719 --> 01:00:35,199
My headaches, though I have been
the same. They've been the same

872
01:00:35,239 --> 01:00:37,960
thing. Okay, from the front
of my face to the back of my

873
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,280
head. My headaches have actually moved
from the front of my face to the

874
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,960
back of my So it doesn't sound
like this is the right diet for you.

875
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,760
What is That's the point? All
right, But that's that. That

876
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,880
could be. That could be,
but I have no I don't know.

877
01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:53,880
I don't know. I would go
back to celebrate the fact that you lost

878
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,840
twenty three and a half pounds.
You should be say, move to a

879
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:00,519
breaking half of it, happy about
that. It did a great job.

880
01:01:00,639 --> 01:01:04,039
Dude. That's not an easy diet
to do. I'm telling you. I

881
01:01:04,079 --> 01:01:07,440
remember you saying, Darvin, I
felt amazing. Well I did. But

882
01:01:07,599 --> 01:01:10,840
here's the thing I was at the
time. I was on the drive and

883
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:16,239
there was that long ago. Yes, okay, So who was the Who

884
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:22,440
was the comic that was with me
on the drive? Maryan circ So Marianne.

885
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:28,239
They approached her because they wanted to
do you know, the diets were

886
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,960
primarily aimed at women, right,
so they wanted and she started to do

887
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,800
it and she's like, I can't
do it, and she was all,

888
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,320
this is like hocus pocus. They
want me drinking salt water, they want

889
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,159
me to do this, they want
me to do that. So then they

890
01:01:38,199 --> 01:01:42,000
came to me and said will you
do it? And I said yes,

891
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,360
and I go. But if I'm
going to do it, I'm going to

892
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:50,400
really do it. And I did
and I lost thirty pounds in forty days,

893
01:01:50,679 --> 01:01:53,519
so not as much as it.
Well I don't know why longer,

894
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:58,159
okay forty days because I only got
it, only got like twenty eight.

895
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,000
I'm sure they changed to dye because
I was drink eating five hundred calories today,

896
01:02:02,039 --> 01:02:05,159
and I think they now there's not
a calorical limit. But like with

897
01:02:05,519 --> 01:02:07,760
but they give you to eat,
they're pretty much figures itself out under a

898
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:12,679
thousand. Yeah. So in other
words, everything you have to eat is

899
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:17,320
with you. It's got to be
the certain protein and a certain vegetable,

900
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:22,119
and you have to rotate your proteins, and you have to have either grape

901
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:25,960
oil, grape seed oil, avocado
oil, or coconut oil cooking with every

902
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,760
single meal. All I did was
everything for me was just coconut oil,

903
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:36,000
and it was grass fed beef and
you got recipes, but I don't remember

904
01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:37,400
changing up this stuff. So yeah, so like if it's if you have

905
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:42,239
beef for lunch, it's shrimp for
dinner, Okay, then the next day

906
01:02:42,519 --> 01:02:45,639
chicken for lunch, and yeah,
you're not eating breakfast. If you want

907
01:02:45,639 --> 01:02:46,960
to have a coffee, you got
to stick some butter in it, you

908
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,639
know. But no, I used
to put the coconut or you can put

909
01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:52,639
the coconut oil. Yah. Yeah, I still do there, but yeah,

910
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:55,559
but I mean it's so it's yeah, I've been successful at it.

911
01:02:55,639 --> 01:03:01,199
I've also your bm's actually are tough. And I don't mean like hard,

912
01:03:01,239 --> 01:03:05,800
I mean like really easy. It's
likenze your ass. Yes. Yeah.

913
01:03:06,159 --> 01:03:07,719
And so they were like, well
that's not good either, because then you

914
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:13,400
because you're like getting rid of all
the nutrients that you're giving your body to

915
01:03:13,519 --> 01:03:16,519
replenish yourself to get through this.
Do you understand where I'm coming from?

916
01:03:16,639 --> 01:03:21,679
Yes, But see here's the thing
that I know. Oh I remember it's

917
01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:25,320
going. I slept great, good
dreams. I woke up without any joint

918
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:30,519
pain and all this stuff. No
less inflammation. I gotta say I had

919
01:03:30,559 --> 01:03:35,480
no inflammation. That's all I concentrate, Just concentrate on that. But I'm

920
01:03:35,559 --> 01:03:40,079
tired. I standing up in church
to sing and I'm like, I feel

921
01:03:40,119 --> 01:03:43,800
like I'm going to pass out.
Oh God, if you went down and

922
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:54,480
then they brought you back, I'm
wondering if you. I don't know what

923
01:03:54,639 --> 01:04:01,400
prompted all this. Besides you said
looking at Kevin, I was mad,

924
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,800
he was mad, and he was
wait wait sidebar he went to the bathroom,

925
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:09,480
called me all the time. I'm
not a guy. I don't I

926
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:13,159
don't do one taking shots, but
he does. I was, you both

927
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:17,039
do but right here at you,
but was arguing, what the point is

928
01:04:17,039 --> 01:04:19,480
is that, like what he can't
take one once in a while? All,

929
01:04:19,719 --> 01:04:24,920
yes, he took it. Okay, he took it ratio one fucking

930
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,119
bounced off in the face. I'm
not a guy who like takes shots at

931
01:04:28,119 --> 01:04:31,280
people. It's not call somebody to
get the shot. Oh good, did

932
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:34,880
you go to your doctor before starting
this? Okay? See, I feel

933
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:42,480
like maybe you should have gone like
a nutritionist route instead of jumping into I

934
01:04:42,519 --> 01:04:45,679
don't know whatever. I did this
because I've heard by so many people that

935
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:49,039
it worked. I did for me, and I will tell you I'm not

936
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:55,360
saying it doesn't. I always get
nervous because UH endorsing things like I never

937
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,960
wanted to be like just a cash
grat, you know what I mean?

938
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,960
It was really well, okay,
all right, you don't get me,

939
01:05:05,079 --> 01:05:09,480
no, but you know what I'm
saying. And I that's why I said

940
01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:13,119
I wanted I'll do it, but
I'm gonna really do it. And Danny

941
01:05:13,199 --> 01:05:16,440
I stuck with it. And when
you know, I did all the meals

942
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,880
and this stuff, and Jenna at
the time when I was married, she

943
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:26,800
cooked a lot of she cooked everything. She actually did it alongside me without

944
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,960
doing it, and then went on
and got the other stuff and lost a

945
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:33,199
ton of weight. So and that
I paid for it. But I don't

946
01:05:33,239 --> 01:05:36,079
remember the other stuff. But I
mean like I did it because I've heard

947
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:39,000
so many good stories about it.
And to be honest with yeah, I

948
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:41,519
have lost twenty three pounds. I'm
just hoping. I don't know what other

949
01:05:41,559 --> 01:05:45,880
diet would have you lose twenty three
pounds. No, No, I just

950
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,800
don't want it to like I want
to get to the root of the issue.

951
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,800
That's well, you're you're rooting it
out baby, oh so, and

952
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,280
you're bringing up your all your name. It's not just me who's saying this,

953
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,679
is my wife too. She's like
getting front of the two of you

954
01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:59,840
together. Yeah, negative, no, all right, whatever, all right,

955
01:06:00,199 --> 01:06:05,719
here's some positive. Okay, let's
change. It was my favorite.

956
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:12,880
It's like a fucking tornado. The
story that we had about the little girls

957
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:17,280
that were switched to birth and the
husband was going to divorce his wife because

958
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,239
he's as the daughter got older,
it didn't look like him, and he

959
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,519
said, I'm sure you cheated.
And he was thirty one, she was

960
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,960
twenty eight or twenty nine, and
he had a DNA test and it turned

961
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,639
out he was not the father,
and she's going but I never cheated on

962
01:06:31,679 --> 01:06:34,639
you. This is our daughter.
And then she had a DNA test and

963
01:06:34,719 --> 01:06:38,719
she is not the mother. And
then they went through and they found out

964
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:43,960
that their biological daughter was in foster
care because the family that she was sent

965
01:06:44,039 --> 01:06:51,800
home with was crackheads. So here's
an update. This according to was in

966
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:59,079
the Guardian, but I don't know
where they got all this stuff. Let's

967
01:06:59,079 --> 01:07:01,519
see, they found their biological daughter. She was in foster care. Apparently

968
01:07:01,599 --> 01:07:06,239
the family that for her wasn't the
best parents ended up under investigation from Child

969
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:11,719
Protective Services. It's crazy. Its
sounds they have they have to now adopt

970
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,440
their biological daughter. They have to
adopt their biological daughter. I could see

971
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,480
that. Well, I don't like
it, but I could see it.

972
01:07:18,559 --> 01:07:21,960
Yeah, because it is the laws. We don't I mean, you're saying

973
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,760
this, it may all make sense, but she was given to somebody else.

974
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,840
Her birth certificates in their name.
That's her name even though the hospital

975
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:35,440
left up Yeah yeah, so uh. They are also keeping the non biological

976
01:07:35,519 --> 01:07:42,000
child as well. And the hospital
settled and they received nearly two million dollars.

977
01:07:43,039 --> 01:07:45,400
As somebody said not enough, and
their lawyers said not enough, but

978
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,760
they just wanted the whole ordeal over
with, so they settled for two million

979
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:55,960
dollars. Not wanted to keep the
one that's not yours. Well, yeah,

980
01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:00,480
you're out, so we have to
push out of the nest. They

981
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:03,480
yeah, and they don't. They
have not and will not go public with

982
01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:09,480
their true identities. And they're moving
forward from their current town. And I

983
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:14,199
don't know. I won't wonder if
this show. I don't think two million

984
01:08:14,239 --> 01:08:16,880
dollars is enough for that. So
it said, we explain to our daughter

985
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:20,000
that our sister this is according to
the gardening and is going to be coming

986
01:08:20,039 --> 01:08:24,319
to stay with us. I'll settle
for dollars and that we have me too,

987
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:27,399
and that we will still love her, and we still love her very

988
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:30,159
much. She seems as static at
the idea. Here's hoping it works out

989
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:33,840
In all actuality. I don't know
what we're going to do about the other

990
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:39,680
family. This is interesting. My
biological daughter doesn't seem to remember them very

991
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,159
much because she wound up in foster
care. I don't really want to involve

992
01:08:43,199 --> 01:08:46,279
them if I don't have to,
but I know it's probably morally wrong not

993
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:50,319
to let them know what happened.
I think you can let them know what

994
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:56,359
happened, but I would not let
them have any contact. And then that's

995
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,880
that's a bridge too far. Though. If you're gonna you got if you

996
01:09:00,119 --> 01:09:02,560
going to like let them know that, you gotta at least introduce the kid,

997
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:08,680
you have to. It's it's it's
morally irresponsible to I think all they

998
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:13,319
I don't know that they know that
the kid was switched to birth because don't

999
01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:15,640
forget, they don't have custody of
the kid. They lost custody of what

1000
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:19,439
they believe was their biological daughter.
So I'm not sure. But this woman

1001
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:23,680
writes something. It says something in
this article she said, and this is

1002
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:27,399
a quote. I mean that poor
mother must have must not have any idea

1003
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:30,600
what happened. I can only imagine
how horrible that would be. That And

1004
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:34,279
and a lot of times I think
when like child Protective Services comes in,

1005
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:39,359
they may say, hey, fix
these things, go to counseling, get

1006
01:09:39,359 --> 01:09:42,199
a garbage. See, yeah,
get a garbage can, right, No,

1007
01:09:42,359 --> 01:09:45,239
seriously, have Laura come in and
help organize this shipthole whatever it is,

1008
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,560
and maybe you get visitation rights with
the kids. And now all of

1009
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:55,560
a sudden, now that daughter's being
adopted by some other family and you're not

1010
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,680
really sure what happens. When you
lost, you lost what you knew.

1011
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:02,079
It's gonna be so much therapy for
everyone in that family. Two million dollars

1012
01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:05,840
is not enough. But you know
what though, but they're together now and

1013
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:11,279
that's the importance, well, the
biological and then they also switched at first

1014
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:15,239
as well. Now that one is
it's all she's known for five years.

1015
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,279
If they want, if they want
more money, they could probably get a

1016
01:10:18,279 --> 01:10:24,560
reality you said that, or a
book or something. Don't yell at me,

1017
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:30,840
You're not my dad anymore. Then
you've got parents like the mother that

1018
01:10:30,079 --> 01:10:35,520
went to visit her son in a
juvenile delinquent center detention center, and while

1019
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,560
she was there, they had one
of those gumball machines that was all the

1020
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:44,079
money was going to cancer or cancer
research, and she put the money in

1021
01:10:44,119 --> 01:10:46,760
and it didn't work, and she
like smashed it and then kicked it up

1022
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,560
against the wall and it broke,
and she reached in and got a handful

1023
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,279
of and they got her on video, so they arrested her. I mean,

1024
01:10:54,319 --> 01:10:59,079
that's Mom in the year, detective. You know, she reached into

1025
01:10:59,159 --> 01:11:01,600
the open glass and grabbed handsfuls of
candy and placed him in her pocket.

1026
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,479
He also grabbed a couple of pieces
of the glass and took them to the

1027
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:12,800
control pod window and told the corporal
that the machine had broke. I observed

1028
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:17,239
on video both females going to all
the vending machines in the lobby attempting to

1029
01:11:17,279 --> 01:11:26,039
gain free products. Right, Yeah, who what state was this? I

1030
01:11:26,119 --> 01:11:29,840
believe this was in Arkansas. I
believe that was in Arkansas. But you

1031
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,960
know what, I can't say that
I'm I'm I'm father of the Year at

1032
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,720
all. Last night, at about
eleven thirty, Jameson came running in my

1033
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:41,079
room and he had fart videos and
I said to him, I said to

1034
01:11:41,159 --> 01:11:45,079
him, there is only one fart
video. I love the fart pranks where

1035
01:11:45,119 --> 01:11:46,640
the guy's walking along and he like
shakes out his leg and he really fars

1036
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,720
and you see people's reactions, but
it's a fake fart like those are my

1037
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:54,840
favorite, or the one guy that
goes into aisles of stores and makes eye

1038
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:58,439
contact with you and then rips the
fart. You know that guy, Danny,

1039
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,600
You know that guy? Or the
guy walk the six different version but

1040
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,960
doesn't understand why his algorithms, the
guy you're talking or the guy who walks

1041
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:10,479
in the Walmart crabs grabs the phone
speaker into it. That's the best one,

1042
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:15,439
okay, but these has anybody familiar
with stairwell farts. Yes, we

1043
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:20,640
talked about this where you go out
into the stairwell, open the door out

1044
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:30,039
in the big fires, you know, the right. We did this early,

1045
01:12:30,119 --> 01:12:33,279
early, early in the show because
I love stairwell farts. It's my

1046
01:12:33,319 --> 01:12:38,319
favorite. This might have been like
kitchen tables, Yes it was, yeah,

1047
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:45,760
yeah, what the did he eat? I can't imagine that it's real

1048
01:12:45,039 --> 01:12:54,119
because you don't really wait, I
remember who we were. It was at

1049
01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:56,960
the table. It wasn't you,
though, it wasn't him. No.

1050
01:12:57,159 --> 01:13:03,039
Oh, I love stairwell farts.
They're like my I remember Jamison stairwall farts.

1051
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:08,319
Yes, I do have categories his
favorite farts. Hey, hey,

1052
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,039
I think that's a good dad thing
to do with a fourteen year old son.

1053
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:15,359
I mean, I'm not. I'm
not adopting guys sharing fart videos.

1054
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,279
Oh god, I share fart videos
A pretty all lass off. Every time

1055
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:28,279
I didn't say that, no,
I didn't female fart videos. Was to

1056
01:13:28,319 --> 01:13:31,720
duck videos that he wanted to watch. I said, I said to you,

1057
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,039
I said to you watching stuck videos. No, I was not,

1058
01:13:34,399 --> 01:13:38,039
And then I said I was,
I have, but I was not.

1059
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,119
I'm not going to deny that I
have some nugget video, but that I

1060
01:13:42,159 --> 01:13:44,560
can't. No. Last night,
I said, you get out so I

1061
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:47,239
can go to sleep because it was
after midnight. And then you creep back.

1062
01:13:47,279 --> 01:13:50,600
But then I got stuck on him, Danny, and I'm laughing so

1063
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:55,680
hard on the Buddy trail, can't
breathe because I'm watching the guy who makes

1064
01:13:55,720 --> 01:14:00,439
eye contact with people in the store
and makes the fart thing and they're like

1065
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,680
looking at him, and he's like, he makes that face. Yes,

1066
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:06,359
I know. I couldn't help it. I was roaring. I was raring.

1067
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,920
I remember, yes, back in
the day, you and I and

1068
01:14:10,119 --> 01:14:14,239
it was Rich in the film We're
working together, and Rich goes he was

1069
01:14:14,279 --> 01:14:16,279
the king of YouTube. Hey,
Tommy, you gotta watch this video on

1070
01:14:16,399 --> 01:14:20,399
cake farts and it was this woman, it's a really good looking woman in

1071
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:26,560
her underwear. She goes, you
know what, I love cake farts.

1072
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,760
Yeah, or like what and she
bends over, drops her butt, drops

1073
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,640
her underwear, it starts farting into
a cake to like get the you know

1074
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:41,159
those Emans cakes, those Eimens cakes
right with the that's the layer. I

1075
01:14:41,199 --> 01:14:46,359
think it was called cake farts because
we played it and we we put it

1076
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:48,560
out. I don't think we could
put the video up, but we played

1077
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:51,239
it. We played it because this
guy, Chris Palizzi, who I still

1078
01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:56,000
talk to once in a while online. He used to every every year for

1079
01:14:56,119 --> 01:14:59,720
my birthday, would send me the
cake fart lady blowing a candle out,

1080
01:15:00,279 --> 01:15:02,640
farting on the cake. That's what
it was. That's what it was.

1081
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:06,640
She was blown out, scanner,
but she got down so her whole ass

1082
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:10,079
is filled with icing and everything,
and she would just fart and you just

1083
01:15:10,079 --> 01:15:12,960
see bubbles. But the way she
said, you know, I love cake

1084
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,800
farts. Yeah, hang on,
hang on, hang on, hang on,

1085
01:15:15,079 --> 01:15:20,359
and Tommy would just crack up.
Yeah. It was so silly.

1086
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:30,319
Have you ever heard of cake sitting
cake sitting? Listen? Uh, The

1087
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:35,000
story of cake farts somebody says women
women farting on cake. This is on

1088
01:15:35,079 --> 01:15:41,319
TikTok now, why it's okay?
Straight? Janie is here and we got

1089
01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:46,920
talking about Danny's diet and cake fire. Where are my cake farts? Squad

1090
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:53,800
at put a finger down. If
while you were in college your BlackBerry broke

1091
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,720
so you had to take it into
the Verizon wireless store to get fixed.

1092
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,720
And when you passed it over the
counter for the guy to dudes like women

1093
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,159
who fart on birthday cakes? Please
don't let's start that. Let's start right

1094
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,119
there. You don't do that.
I'm gonna pornhub. Don't. Oh,

1095
01:16:06,199 --> 01:16:11,720
pornhub. No, this is it's
not the same thing. This is where

1096
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,880
she climbed right up on it.
It might have been a porn site.

1097
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,479
Okay, Yeah, she climbed right
up on it and she farted. Men.

1098
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,279
She was in like a bikini or
something. Yes, she was.

1099
01:16:17,359 --> 01:16:21,880
Yeah, she got right in that
thing. So years ago I listened to

1100
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:26,960
this podcast called wire People Into That
and it's about people with weird kinks and

1101
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:32,720
fetishes. And there was this one
episode about this stripper who did cake sitting

1102
01:16:33,399 --> 01:16:38,840
and she would get paid thousands of
dollars and she would bake a cake,

1103
01:16:39,359 --> 01:16:42,720
and then she would go to like
a strip club and she would sit in

1104
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,960
it. But obviously it's like a
whole dance and everything, and then people

1105
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,880
would throw dollars or like throw money
up on the stage and then she would

1106
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:55,119
like dry out the money and even
sell the money. Really, yes,

1107
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:59,640
damn, I think I follow her
on screw Wow because I just thought she

1108
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:02,000
was so streams. But yeah,
cake sitting if you want to look that

1109
01:17:02,119 --> 01:17:06,640
up, that's out there, that's
certainly out there. Hang on, I

1110
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,880
can't. Uh, we will take
a moment and when we come back,

1111
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:14,600
maybe one more game for Danny to
crush us. All okay, redeem yourself,

1112
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,560
No, redeem your your self esteem, get yourself. We're all picking.

1113
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:23,000
You're all. No, you're not. I know you I'm fine,

1114
01:17:24,079 --> 01:17:27,399
not the same guy it was ten
years ago. Not, I know you're

1115
01:17:27,399 --> 01:17:32,000
not. How would you know?
You weren't even there. I'm just a

1116
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:38,199
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1137
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:32,319
Danny, you your diet doesn't work. All you can think of our

1138
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:41,159
cake farts because you want cake.
No, they don't want cakes. Cake

1139
01:19:41,279 --> 01:19:44,479
is like, I'm not going to
cake. No. In fact, I'm

1140
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:45,760
going to a wedding in late August
and they're not even an have cake.

1141
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:50,000
They're gonna have ice cream instead.
I like that. I went to a

1142
01:19:50,039 --> 01:19:57,399
wedding that had Abbot's ice cream truck. Yeah, late night. That was.

1143
01:19:58,239 --> 01:20:00,680
There's a lot of weddings that if
you're there late in they'll bringing their

1144
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,399
garbage plates. I did start,
I did garbage plates, pizza logs.

1145
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:08,319
I did all like that. Your
wedding. Yeah, what are you gonna

1146
01:20:08,319 --> 01:20:13,680
do for round two? Not get
married? They all say that, I

1147
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:20,680
don't really what if? No,
maybe I would? I just I do

1148
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:25,600
not no matter what, I don't
want a wedding. I do not want

1149
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:29,279
a wedding. Okay, yeah,
no wedding. No, you wouldn't have

1150
01:20:29,399 --> 01:20:32,960
like just a couple of your friends
and celebrate. Oh, you could be

1151
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,920
talked into a party. He talked
into a party, but like not a

1152
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:42,199
wedding, like I've literally said.
I would get married at the justice of

1153
01:20:42,279 --> 01:20:46,039
peace and then have like a party
with no wedding aspects, not doing pupping

1154
01:20:46,119 --> 01:20:48,960
flowers things like that. What are
you doing out there? No, I

1155
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:53,399
don't want you to pop at them. I don't want you to pop in

1156
01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:59,840
them. I kind of, but
this is a place of business. Jamison's

1157
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:10,039
her. Everybody hurt sometime. I
can't. She's slamming on bottles out in

1158
01:21:10,079 --> 01:21:13,000
the parking lot. You can't be
kicked out. Do it right from the

1159
01:21:13,039 --> 01:21:15,880
cops. It's always fine. Fairport
police were called in their own parking lot

1160
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:23,079
tonight fifteen year old Jamison Brady Moran. Oh, I'm sorry, I take

1161
01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:30,000
that back. I overestimated your maturity. Specimen of one Bill Moran, specimen

1162
01:21:30,039 --> 01:21:36,720
of one local podcaster. The next
episode of cop Cast It's happening tomorrow is

1163
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:40,319
when we beat the here's the when
we beat the ship out of your son

1164
01:21:40,359 --> 01:21:44,279
and taste them very nice. All
right, Kevin, Let's see what we

1165
01:21:44,359 --> 01:21:48,600
got do that stuff? In your
life? What is going on? People

1166
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:54,079
are writing of that? Why does
he do Roster take it anymore? Yeah?

1167
01:21:54,279 --> 01:21:58,199
I don't know. I have not
have you gone down you don't live

1168
01:21:58,239 --> 01:22:02,680
that close to it, but just
that it's awful then, Yeah, it's

1169
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,640
terrible. People don't want to go
down there. They don't want to go

1170
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,600
down, they don't want to eat
down there, they don't want to drink

1171
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:09,880
down there. I was trying to
go down there Saturday night. We were

1172
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:12,680
trying to go to mister Dominance and
we couldn't. We couldn't get a table

1173
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,920
till after eight o'clock. Oh,
so they had people. I went down

1174
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,680
a couple of Sundays ago and I
went to Pelicans for dinner. Yeah,

1175
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:24,439
but it was pretty quiet. Yeah, I think this is the Charlotte Beach.

1176
01:22:26,079 --> 01:22:28,279
I don't know. I have been
writing. We were in the parking

1177
01:22:28,279 --> 01:22:30,960
lot area over the weekend because we
as we were going over the bridge to

1178
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,159
go to there's a store and the
plaza right over the bridge. After midnight

1179
01:22:33,279 --> 01:22:36,479
and there was you could see a
big, big tanker ship coming. It

1180
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:40,279
was either coming or going. We
were coming back and you could see what

1181
01:22:40,319 --> 01:22:43,279
was coming in. So we put
and pulled down and watched the big as

1182
01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:45,600
cement boat come driving through. I
don't know, Yeah, I don't know.

1183
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:49,000
I'm reading the same things you are. I saw some comments where people

1184
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:53,439
were saying, it's it's horrible.
Yeah, I'm leaving rest in peace Rochester.

1185
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:56,159
Yeah, something like that. Lindsay
Riccado wrote that, Yeah, who

1186
01:22:56,199 --> 01:23:00,439
is that? That's film Ricado's sister
and she's a big time Actually shouldn't have

1187
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:02,520
come in a real name. She
doesn't go by that on Twitter, but

1188
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:06,039
she basically posted way to go.
Yeah you see this is what's happening.

1189
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:13,800
Yeah, but like she is,
a lot of people agreed with her.

1190
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,039
Yeah, I did see that.
That's what I saw. I saw it

1191
01:23:15,079 --> 01:23:18,640
on Twitter. Like the Rochester we
grew up with is not the Rochester or

1192
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:20,680
that they grew up with. I
didn't grow up here. It's not the

1193
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:27,039
same. Now Kevin might be able
to have from here. Yeah it's true.

1194
01:23:27,079 --> 01:23:31,119
I don't know. Hey Webster,
you grew up you grew up five

1195
01:23:31,359 --> 01:23:34,239
Yeah, you grew up in Rochester. Yeah, so people, I grew

1196
01:23:34,279 --> 01:23:38,680
up in a small town. What
town Fairport? Like, No, well

1197
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,279
that's just a small town. No, it's it's it's not a suburb.

1198
01:23:41,319 --> 01:23:44,720
Of Rochester. Yes, it's not
like forty miles away from Buffalo, like

1199
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:51,479
I love Silver Creek. Whe there's
tornadoes touch down and even I know he

1200
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:57,000
doesn't. He doesn't like Eden.
He got rid of it was Eden was

1201
01:23:57,039 --> 01:23:59,960
where it went right. What's the
place all right? So what do we

1202
01:24:00,279 --> 01:24:04,760
here for the now, I'm gonna
get my I feel like this might bounce

1203
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:10,560
your way. Pop here we go. Yes, finally theme that too.

1204
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:24,079
Hey, if you have a plan
to mo the witch, travel my way,

1205
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:46,880
take the get your kicks. Why
structured cocko to l a zero chance

1206
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:58,720
for anything on this Back to the
Bacon, back to the sun Star.

1207
01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:27,239
That was like fuck this gay cheer
ladies and gentlemen. Forecast a love to

1208
01:25:27,319 --> 01:25:31,479
you and yours. It's miss text
to the sea Exhibit K. There's a

1209
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:35,239
free point for you the first day
of the rest of my life. Next,

1210
01:25:35,239 --> 01:25:51,119
stand behind the mic like Walter cr
I'm dumping the crew here. Jesus

1211
01:25:53,159 --> 01:26:04,600
was that when I have planned and
now I'm not so sure. Stand I

1212
01:26:04,840 --> 01:26:13,560
wasn't looking but true love, but
now you're looking. I know this one

1213
01:26:15,239 --> 01:26:29,560
goody for you singer, Oh money
and you a merchant and you got me

1214
01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:53,640
water H's baby. When I met
you, there was peace U No,

1215
01:26:55,399 --> 01:27:05,199
I said, not to get you
with a fine too cold? Soft was

1216
01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:26,399
something cold? You do something to
me that I can as mm hmm.

1217
01:27:30,239 --> 01:27:35,960
What's depending out down here with us
under the board walk? That's brow when

1218
01:27:36,079 --> 01:27:45,720
the sun bespo, the shoes get
so hot and the streets get so hot

1219
01:27:46,239 --> 01:27:59,159
with your tire feet were fire first
nine, that's our next one in there?

1220
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:20,319
Why is mom can't see the son
he did? It's top one,

1221
01:28:21,039 --> 01:28:38,760
all famous. It makes sense once
we start naming off artists the top Danny,

1222
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:41,239
what do you say. I don't
know the name of the artist,

1223
01:28:41,319 --> 01:28:45,560
but the song's Route sixty six,
William Shatner Root six is William sixty six?

1224
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:55,560
Yeah, price love dot com,
Yes, exactly, that's I don't

1225
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:58,880
think anybody got, I said Taylor
Swift. But it's not Tailor. It's

1226
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:08,359
just gonna be like like, who's
the Ashley Simpson's not Hillary's off, Come

1227
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:20,079
clean, Hillary Duff, come clean. Exhibit. It is exhibit X.

1228
01:29:20,159 --> 01:29:23,760
Gon gave it to you. The
name of the song. No, I

1229
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:30,479
just know I wrote that down.
I know I just wrote exist. Okay,

1230
01:29:31,279 --> 01:29:34,439
night Ranger. It is not night
Ranger, I said Air supply lost

1231
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:38,920
in Love. It is not air
supply lost in Love. I don't close

1232
01:29:39,199 --> 01:29:43,199
found you as a song. No, because Jack Wagner. All all I

1233
01:29:43,279 --> 01:29:47,760
need I know is what I have
sounds like somebody's prompt me, and I

1234
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:54,520
know that it's not the Archies.
It is not the Archies. Okay.

1235
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:58,720
The song is sugar? Do you
give it to him? Why is the

1236
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:00,399
song of sugar? Sugar? Yeah? Give it all right, we'll give

1237
01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:03,720
it to I had to go to
the judges. Don't know who's singing it

1238
01:30:08,319 --> 01:30:15,319
makes these She's not singing. No, it's not she was singing over it

1239
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:29,319
you. So I got it.
It's not David Bowie. It's not David

1240
01:30:29,359 --> 01:30:34,640
Bowie, thured half a half.
That's hoff. Okay, I got it,

1241
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:39,359
I got. I got the theme
Islands in the Stream, it is

1242
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:43,960
Island's in the Stream? Is it
Alicia Keys? It is not Alicia Keys

1243
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,840
too. She got a point for
that. You have any guess you know

1244
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,600
what it is Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Okay, so I got. I got

1245
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:54,560
the theme. She's now a nine
on one one from the nine one one

1246
01:30:54,640 --> 01:31:02,920
soundtrack. It is my wife loves
that show. Under the I think I

1247
01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:05,319
saw what you wrote, and I
think you might be right. This is

1248
01:31:05,479 --> 01:31:09,640
Don Bruno Mars. Oh, it's
not Bruno Mars. It's not Brutal,

1249
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:17,720
it's not Doc Cornelius, it's not
Bruno. And if you've really listened to

1250
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:31,079
you, you can hear it on
man, I wish I worked in radio

1251
01:31:31,239 --> 01:31:35,079
for you know, twenty Yeah.
I didn't play music. I talked a

1252
01:31:35,119 --> 01:31:39,279
lot of ship. That's what idea. You don't try to pull that on

1253
01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:44,000
me. Can hit miss Yeah?
Willis? Oh bruise he listened to you

1254
01:31:44,039 --> 01:31:47,760
can hear it? Yeah? Oh, man, I hear he's down to

1255
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:56,039
the end. Yes, it's so
all right. Is Bobby Brown? Don't

1256
01:31:56,119 --> 01:32:04,359
know any Murphy? No, that's
not that's a really good gas. Wrong

1257
01:32:04,439 --> 01:32:13,640
at this snipper, that's a white
Oh oh, Joe Lawrence, yoh,

1258
01:32:15,079 --> 01:32:18,520
I I remember this song? Yeah, whoa, I'm watome this debut the

1259
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:24,319
anthem. I got three points off
this Games and Fix exactly, I have

1260
01:32:24,479 --> 01:32:33,439
five saying I had the TV celebrities, I have four, So I'm so

1261
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:42,800
everybody. I came in last Yeah, son of a Bitchy wins again.

1262
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:47,560
I tried to cook it so you
could give him no chance. When Joey

1263
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:54,560
Lawrence had hair too, Hold on
joy? How if I did the theme

1264
01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:59,239
once we started naming that? Yeah? Did you get the theme after Bill

1265
01:32:59,319 --> 01:33:01,680
said it? Because that doesn't count. No, No, you can do

1266
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,399
that. You can pay attention to
I think you said Bruce Willis. I

1267
01:33:04,479 --> 01:33:06,520
was like, what the fuck?
And then I well, after you said

1268
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:11,319
Hillary Duff, I got it.
Oh, Hilary Duff tried to be a

1269
01:33:11,439 --> 01:33:15,439
singer. But I don't think it
counts if you get it after we start

1270
01:33:15,520 --> 01:33:23,239
naming. I know, whatever bills
and last you win. Yeah, that's

1271
01:33:23,279 --> 01:33:26,760
it. That's all they care.
That's all anybody cares about his bill?

1272
01:33:26,840 --> 01:33:29,760
Is it last? Any big plans
for the weekend? Oh, you got

1273
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:33,960
big plans this weekend? Offin Sunday. Yeah, getting all cracked up.

1274
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:40,439
Probably Hilton Carnival on Saturday, all
the Hilton Carnival. If the rain didn't

1275
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:45,960
murder everything out there with mud petright, Danny's gonna be standing outside shake shack,

1276
01:33:46,319 --> 01:33:53,560
picketing, sniffing, Laura. Any
big plans. I have a couple

1277
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:58,600
of graduation parties. Oh really,
Yeah, my one niece and then my

1278
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:02,960
friend that got knocked up in college. Person ohs graduating high school. Yeah,

1279
01:34:03,279 --> 01:34:09,239
he always crazy party. Oh,
so will job accompany you to these

1280
01:34:09,279 --> 01:34:15,479
parties? Drunk? Ye, he's
got a training for his college football refing.

1281
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:19,239
Oh, look at this, so
now we know who to yell at.

1282
01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:24,319
That's right now. We may have
to have him in if he is

1283
01:34:24,399 --> 01:34:27,159
he gonna be? Is he already
cleared to be a ref? Oh?

1284
01:34:27,239 --> 01:34:30,199
He's done it for like, yeah, eighteen years. Oh, I didn't

1285
01:34:30,199 --> 01:34:34,199
know, so I know, like
his first game is if college. I

1286
01:34:34,279 --> 01:34:39,279
don't know. He's done some bigger
games. But okay, yeah, we

1287
01:34:39,399 --> 01:34:41,600
have to get him in. Yeah, talk a little football, Danny.

1288
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:45,840
What do you think of the hip
drop tackle palty? Oh? By the

1289
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:47,239
way, I read about that yesterday, actually tweeted about it. There were

1290
01:34:47,239 --> 01:34:50,880
about two hundred and fifty hip drop
tackles last year in the NFL, So

1291
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:55,680
now tack on fifteen yards times two
hundred and fifty. They're gonna legislate this

1292
01:34:55,880 --> 01:35:00,119
thing early, and there's gonna be
a lot of fifteen yard penalties early in

1293
01:35:00,159 --> 01:35:02,560
the season. Watch out for us
explain what that is. In other words,

1294
01:35:03,479 --> 01:35:06,119
the receivers got the ball, he's
running down the sidelines and someone's trying

1295
01:35:06,119 --> 01:35:09,199
to catch up with it, right, a cornerback. So what they'll do

1296
01:35:09,359 --> 01:35:13,039
is they'll slide down and pull him
down from underneath him. That's called a

1297
01:35:13,079 --> 01:35:15,800
hip drop tackle. And they say
it could ruin careers because like the players,

1298
01:35:16,479 --> 01:35:20,479
you know an turf, it could
like you know, blow a knee,

1299
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:26,880
blot an ankle. The owners have
legislated this, so coaches aren't too

1300
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:32,600
happy about it. But but the
owners legislating it shows you that these that's

1301
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:38,600
going to be a tough call because
if you are like sort of sliding and

1302
01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:42,600
you jump to get them and you
get them above the waist, that's going

1303
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:45,600
to be different than if you get
them at the thigh can't. So it's

1304
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,520
going to be yeah, so it's
it's hard, it's hard. It's going

1305
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:53,039
to be really difficult. So in
other words, another another offensive penallygue I

1306
01:35:53,159 --> 01:35:57,079
kind of like it, though,
I meanly on the defense. But the

1307
01:35:57,960 --> 01:36:00,720
benefits the offense while we're making the
offense. That's when we go home,

1308
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:03,359
come to see. More or less. Dad likes it till it cost the

1309
01:36:03,399 --> 01:36:09,479
Bills a game that will suck.
I'll be with you that happened, Just

1310
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:12,560
wait, I'll be right there with
you. Come about Kyrie, Love,

1311
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:15,800
you can't do it or tomorrow It'll
be tomorrow, Rightber. Tomorrow was the

1312
01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:18,920
twelfth man at the game you and
I went to against the Broncos. Tomorrow

1313
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:24,680
was the guy with the fake punt
against Kansas City. Yeah, who knows?

1314
01:36:24,720 --> 01:36:28,159
You will make the roster? I
doubt it. For Kevin Mure coming

1315
01:36:28,239 --> 01:36:30,720
up with another great game, another
great team. Danny for crushing us.

1316
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:38,680
Laura, who's gonna be celebrating her
Joe free weekend. I'm tzing, I'm

1317
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:45,039
teazing, I'm Bill Moran. We'll
see him Monday. Back home toil.

1318
01:36:45,199 --> 01:36:50,479
Didn't know what to do. I'm
trying to TV. Don't to you a

1319
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:51,119
bad man,