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Nathan's Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, which prompts Kevin to ask how
many something could you eat in thirty minutes? Yeah, I don't think I
could. I could eat like three trays of sushi. Oh I do love
sushi. I could do sushi. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
I love sushi. Oh yeah. I admit to playing a controversial game with
some special people. What does Laura think the game hilarious? And then Dan
asks, you think I think you're pretty much. I think you're a lot
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you're similar. I don't think you've changed. I don't think you did a
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we spread the word about the pirate ship. Kevin's in the house, Danny's
so miserable from his dime, Laura's cold. Let me ask you this,
Laura as a woman and I and then we'll last Dan and we use that
term loosely. What wait, wait, I understand why the woman left there.
If you lose a ton of weight, do you keep your old clothes
or is it negative thinking to keep your old clothes? Hey? So uh
as an organizer. As an organized organizer, I talked to people about this
all the time, but normally it's in reverse. So a lot of women
think you're going to get back and that were you know, four smaller four
sizes. Oh my god. Yeah, women will keep being kids like ten
years ago, keeping clothes that are too big for you. No, get
rid of them. It's going to give you like yeah, it's Danny lead
to it. But also keep like one pair for like doing ship around the
house or Thanksgiving. Yeah, actually hang on to them because I knew this
is why I said a woman, because because before because you don't believe,
you do not believe you're gonna keep this weight. I got rid of all
that stuff, and then I had to go buy more because after three years,
I eventually grew out of it. Wait what, I grew out of
my clothes, Billy, like a little I lost. I got down to
about one hundred and seventy eight at one point. Yeah, and then I
weighed within Yeah, within eighteen months. I was no no, no,
no, no no no no. When I was I was one, I
was one eighty. I homeber around one eighty for four solid years. Okay,
it's wonderful. Yeah, and then all of a sudden, within like
a year and a half, I ballooned to twenty five. Oh god,
yeah dude, yeah yeah. Did you get married? Is that when you
was that? When you got married? That was like, yeah, the
last twenty five pounds came on after I got married married the first. I
think that was the second time. It was because they didn't have to be
felt. I think no, I think it No, I think it was
the medication. What happened the first the first marriage? Did you put on
weight the first marriage? I weighed about like what I just lost? I
weighed about one. No, I weighed about two twenty five when you got
married? Yeah, you were you were at a load. Then, yeah,
you want to get married? Yeah, I was no ship. Yeah,
And but I thought you said your suit from your wedding didn't fit my
suit for so I have the suit for my first wedding still, and it's
the only suit that actually fit me about like oh, as of three weeks
ago. So in other words, I used to I almost gave that suit
away two years ago because it could it didn't fit. It was too big.
Yeah, did I fit right into it perfectly for a funeral? That's
how much weight I put up. That's why I'm saying, I have a
biological issue in my body that needs to be resol right, So let's save
up some money. Was the funeral of the divorce court? Hang on,
let's save up some money or start to go fuck me? I go fundme
and we'll go to what's his name? Who's the Who's the the guy he
used to be able to predict when you were gonna die? That scientist,
Gary Breca, Gary Breca, And we'll run you down to Gary Breca.
Let him run a bunch of tests and find out, okay, because that
would probably tell you, wouldn't would it not? Yeah? Would you be
open to doing that? But how much does that run? Like? Is
it ten grand? Yeah, it's like ten grand. But what they you
as they tell you exactly what's going on in your body and what your specific
body needs for fuel or the best way to fuel it, the best way
to write it gives you all the things that are perfect for you. You
could also do life for us, which is a lot cheaper but still expensive.
Okay, I don't. And I've told that what's best for you is
things that you hate, like a completely different lifestyle. And if he says
yes, you will live two years longer. If you go this way,
are you really going to change everything about your lifestyle? Depends on two years
longer? Hang on a second, now, hang on, hang on,
hang out? Yeah, did I just see somewhere that did a couple in
their seventies youth and ice themselves together because they just somewhere maybe over the Australia
was the guy was terminal? Yeah? And she killed him or he killed
her? Okay, and I think got arrested. Oh okay, well okay,
yes, yes, yes she was terminal, so he helped kill are
But back to your thing, two years to live? What are the quality
of the years I'm getting because I think if you go to anybody at the
end and you say, give you one more year as good as you've ever
had it, how much would you pay for that? Yeah? Right?
But then again, like you can do all these changes to your body and
everything and the drunk driver could hit you. That's that's wonderful. That's really
good. You know about talking about negative thinking. I'm asking him if he's
keeping his fact clothes, you're gonna go live your life? Like why I'm
eating what you're saying? I could be changed my die? Yes, Dan,
live every day at your birthday? Where you steal that from? Now?
Hang on? There are people who also believe that whatever you believe is
what's gonna happen. So if you think that, like die, coke is
bad for you, it's gonna be bad for you whatever meaning you give to
it. Buttch out for the drum drivers. I don't know. Uh would
you do for me? Would you give up? Would you get to add
to your two years to your life? Would you give up things you love?
Depends on what it is? Uh? Probably not? No? Probably
not? Well? Like eating like this, eating like you are now?
Oh gosh, I would never do this again. You would never do this
again. I mean, I don't mind eating healthy, but this is ridiculous.
Well, but you lost a lot of weight in a short period of
time. I have, Yes, I have, But I mean now it's
like, well, here's what I wanted to see. I wanted to see
my wife. And I went back in this week too, because like even
the people who are our coaches are telling us, okay, that's not normal
for your bodies just to stall out like that. Something's up. So we
go back and stand on the scale and they look at all of our stuff,
and I am a little frustrated by the fact that I have eaten less
than like a thousand calories a day of very bland food. Okay, And
yeah, well I've lost twenty three pounds. That's incredible, that twenty three
pounds, twenty of which were lost before the fourth of July. And so
that's that. So all this stuff I'm doing, it's not lowering my metaboloic
age, which is still as of today fifty nine years old, which is
ridiculous for forty four oh brutal Mars next year for Danny. Yeah, I
can't. Why Why does this tickle me? Why? Why do you want
to hear me. Now, this is the most shoden Freud and shitty thing.
What are you doing over there? Okay? I see things flying?
Jamisonce here, I saw things flying. Uh, this is the most shoten
Freuden thing. But why do I get tickled? Think that that Danny's got
into like a plateau and he's frustrated because I was going to sco around the
table and you're the only one who had can answer to the positive on this.
Did you gain or lose weight over fourth of July? I lost weight?
You did? Yeah? Not much? No, but lord do you
think stayed the same? I have no idea gain I gain? I got
I went up about too. But like the fourth of July is that is
my We've discussed it. It's my favorite. How well you can eat watermelon?
Can't you eat a milk? You can eat watermelon? No? You
cannot? So much sugar? Yeah, yeah, natural sugar. It's like
it's like it was have you eaten kale chips? No? I like water.
It's water. It's also high and the glycemic index's over one hundred.
You can't. You can't do it. It's like big on your house arrest.
Basically, it's like because what do you do it fourth of July?
But what if you have something bad and then go back to the diet and
see if that jump starts it. That's what we're trying to figure out.
Do you think you have you eating diet jumper cables? Do you think you
have something bad? I love that he put the pizza on your tities and
stay clear and see if it jump starts due. Maybe that's what we need
to do. Now, you're down since the beginning of COVID. In wait,
you are after this diet since the beginning of COVID. No, I'm
still up. Still up from the beginning beginning of COVID. I was around
one ninety. We're gonna send Chamis n snickers. Okay, are you up
or down since the beginning of COVID, go back to the beginning of COVID.
So I am up right now. And I literally blame Joe because of
like the French fries and shit around me now like I used to eat,
he's not working her out like he used to. I used to eat scrambled
eggs for dinner like and now he's like, oh, here's a tresh plate
from the beginning of COVID. I'm probably similar, probably up like three or
four. Okay, so that's not bad, Like you're on a three pound
trading range found. Yeah, yeah, Kevin, probably same. Give for
a take. I don't know, get the fuck out here, are you
serious? Yeah, he doesn't know. You don't get on the scale.
Scale the scale goes. Get the calls for Becca. I'm definitely up since
COVID. I'm up. I mean I gained like ten pounds during the first
two months of COVID, but then I lost it. Yeah, but I
was drinking a bottle of Wide every day at one o'clock. Damn skippy.
All right, it was fine, that's good stuff you gotta be careful with.
I had a cousin who actually was He was a debt collector, and
when COVID hit, he decided, Yeah, I could just drink all day
and now I opened up a crack open a beer at ten am. Oh
yeah, he got roses liver and he died. Well, he was a
drinking all day every day. Yeah, well, collecting people's debts, which
is you know, sensitive information. You all coming home one day, like
when I had started going back into jobs and my ex was working from home
and he had built like a corona stack, like because he just drank while
working all day dire actually nice, he had like an hour nice, Like,
oh, you had a productive day at work. I'm different. I
could never do that. No, I don't. I couldn't drink all day
like that either. I could drink all night. Though when it goes down.
He's not talking about drinking all day. He could drink all day.
You can't do it all he's working. Oh no, I couldn't drink all
day. Start afternoon. I'm not a drinker now full because cloth drinking never
lead tonight drinking because you get hired. Yeah, becas I'm like, I
love it. Like, start with a glass of wine, I would say,
around lunch, around noon, yeah, and then be done by seven
o'clock. That's amazing. And then you're in bed, So we're up a
little bit that you know, eat some food, and then go back to
go to bed in your good It's called Saturday in my neighborhood. I love
it. Speaking of eating, did anybody on the fourth of July watched the
Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. There was some controversy in this one this year,
but I just id vomited, right, I did see the guy before
the hot dog drink the gallon of lemonade in like twenty one seconds. Damn,
that's the guy that puked. Right did he puked? I don't know,
but you drank a gallon of lemonade in twenty one seconds. I did
not see this. It was right, it was right. I didn't watch
it any of it. All I saw was that I think this guy's Nick,
and it's w h W e h r y, wary, weary,
weary, Nick weary. And his wife is a competitive eating she she holds
the pink Mustard belt Mickey Soda Pseudo. She's the number one, uh female
sim Mustard hot hot Dog hot dog eating champion. But this dude, so
according to this, he came in fourth. But then they went through and
I guess he had forty six point seventy five hot dogs. And I don't
know how long do you get in this? Ten minutes? All right,
So within ten minutes and then the Major League Eating Results website published that he
had put down fifty one point seventy five hot dogs. Now over fifty is
considered an elite eater, and according to I know, that's an elite to
the lead eater. Dan, that's what that is. Uh, but I
guess the guy was accused of stealing. So what they do is a plate
count. They know that if you have so many, so many hot dogs,
So he touched someone, they see him touching someone else's plate. Now
they're accusing him of stealing people's plates because they'll go, like five hot dogs
per plate? Right, you've got five plates? How many hot dogs?
Twenty five hot dogs? Right? So that's so that's what they went through,
and they re calculated and they said because and then it turned out that
they're going, no, we got him on video. He was he was
stealing plate. Yeah, now I get I don't know why you would cheat,
and I don't. I was wondering this and I'm serious, and I
know this is going to sound ridiculous, but if your wife is the best
at the same thing you do, but in her division, Okay, Like
no, but I got it. I knew there was. I was waiting.
But I'm just saying, like, would that could that in a way
influence you to try to make yourself a little bit better because your wife had
consumed fifty one hot dogs in the ten minutes. She's the champion, so
she ate more hot dogs than you. I don't think the hot dogs any
different for men or women. I just think the competitive the WNBA with the
ball smaller. No, right, yeah, yeah, this is the same.
Nobody's the same hot dogs, same buns. I'm pretty sure SAME's tough.
She ain't fifty one? You did not? Do you think this motherfucker
is so pressured that he's just starting to steal place? Oh yeah, yeah,
absolutely, you know he isn't. Why I walk around his bikey?
Hey, your wife could bro and you're eating days and you two of the
three? Ah? You is there one that you think you could put away
something? I don't think I could eating no wings, ginnis, maybe drinking
maybe wings wings? You could I could put away thirty wigs. Yeah,
but in a in a record amount of time. I'm saying, you got
about thirty minutes. How many how many of some? I think? Could
you eat in thirty minutes? Yeah? I don't think I could. I
could eat like three trays of sushi. Oh I do love sushi. I
could do sushi. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I
love sushi. Oh yeah. To California rolling on Wednesday nights. They used
to have all you could eat chef's choice. Yeah, they had me on
a first day basis. They didn't love me if I didn't show up a
row. I don't get the cheating thing. The only thing I could think
is this poor guy must put a lot of pressure on himself because his wife
is the champion, And I go, could that lead to divorce? Could
you do the exact same thing as your spouse? Do you understand what I'm
saying? Like, even if it was like, let's say it was radio
and then you wound up on competing stations, wouldn't that be terrible better than
me? Or her ratings were better. Yeah, doesn't mean she's better petition,
but it sounds like this guy was just I don't know. Yeah,
they're saying so there was a whole letter just saying like, uh yeah.
A contender in Nathan's hot dog eating contest was accused of beefing up a score
to secure yeah scarf down and oppressed a forty six point five Uh. Competitors
relish the accomplishments of eating fifty I don't know you all day? Yeah,
So there they're gonna be glazed on this. For me, I could do
really, Oh my god, glaze yeah, what kind of dats Delight or
like reds or Krispy Kreme. Oh, Krispy Kreme, I miss him.
Do you want to know my weakness? And this sounds so pathetic, give
me a huge red bag of the pop corners the kettle chips. Yeah,
yeah, those are good, an entire bag, Like I mean, like
I could need two hundred and eighty seven popcorn chips in thirty minutes. I
could. Were you at my favorite drunk we should have my favorite junk food.
Yeah, not a bad junk food though, I know, but like
when I'm drinking that is like that with wine with a man, that is
a trash evening. You are fucking three one five all day. A hang
of those from dinner for pork grinds, parawel with a nice cab. Yes,
so Danny, you're gonna get a whole new wardrobe now. Ummm no,
I'm gonna wait. You're gonna wait. I'm gonna wait. I got
a wedding to go to in late August. So how long you're gonna wait?
I'm gonna wait about a month to see if this, if this really
because like the three weeks after you're done, you're supposed to three weeks after
you're done, you're supposed to take in more carbs, I'm sorry, more
calories than ever before. They say to show you what you can and can't
eat. So you try cheese, you try this, you try that,
but you're eating more to see if the diet took. If the diet takes,
then you know, okay, you're in the clear. You go ahead.
If it doesn't, then you gotta do it again. I'm not doing
this again, So I want to go. I'm gonna wait about a month
to see if I should buy any more clothes. It seems like they want
you to keep trying it to spend more money. Yeah, and if that's
the case, they clearly didn't work, and I want to I want my
money back. Oh boy, So I'm gonna say clothes real quick. Yeah,
keep like one size away, but don't keep them like onto your wardrobe.
Box them up and put them downstairs. Yeah, okay, a game
waight before I know Kevin, Kevin, Oh what, you're gonna get me
in trouble. He's gonna get mad at me. No, I want to
know, but what date? By? What day does he gain the way
back by? So you're what you're down twenty three and a half. I'm
I'm a two. I'm at two two right now, When do you start
eating again? The nineteenth? The nineteenth, which is next Friday. Yes,
a week from Friday, so again another almost two weeks ago? Oh
no, no, no, another week week. That's from Charlotte, all
right, nineteen nineteenth. So and you get it's three weeks that you could
eat everything. Yes, I don't think you could just go hog wow,
Bill, you've done it. Yeah. I kept it off for like two
years though, Like I just saw a quarter of myself. I think because
you worked with the actual guy who invented it, not one of his.
Uh, it worked and he didn't pay right right. That's the other thing
too, because every radio douche and town said this radio radio douche. I
kept the weight off, and I actually paid for someone to do it.
No, who didn't I paid for something? Yes, well I but everybody
else I'll tell you that the way and hang and hang and hang on.
I will say this, It is a tough diet to do, right,
it is. You've got to be very disciplined. I can put myself in
the zone if I want to really do something I'm going to do Oh yeah,
right, me too. And I went seven weeks without Krumble cookies.
I went down. I dropped lower than I wanted, right, I got
down to like one ninety. I was looking to get to two hundred.
I got down to one ninety. I saw a picture of myself from nine
years ago. I was off the diet for about a year at that point,
and it's still I mean, I look, I'm not as fat in
the face. I would love to get back to that, But I don't
like the not exercising. I enjoy exercising, but you're eating so few calories.
You really can't exercise because if I, like I pick up some weights,
all of a sudden, I'm exhausted. If I go for a walk
thing, No, that wasn't the same, No, it wasn't. The
key would be to get the doctor to come. And you know what else,
he's lost his patience. He gets so mad. Now I love mine
is my favorite, all right, So the nineteenth is when he can start
eating again. I say, August fourth. You think he's no, I'm
saying by Christmas, Christmas, d Christmas, let me, let me,
let me let me? Can I ever John mine can I go September eleventh,
Jesus terrible. I think we should know do by like okay, July
nineteenth, he eats again, put it out three months? How many pounds
of the weight has he? Okay? All right? All right, so
that I'm saying, you know where he's going on, I'm going this Christmas.
He's got it all back, all back by Christmas. But in three
months. But in three months, I'm gonna say we can. He's going
to put up fifteen pounds in three months. That's five pounds a month.
You know, you know exactly where he's going next Friday. Well he's going
to crumble cookie. Yeah, but if he does, he's gonna be like
drunk. No, you haven't, sugar, can't do that. It's not
gonna work. It doesn't work that way. Yeah, you want to be
vomit. You would vomit one cookie? All right, So I'm gonna say
accept it. Fifteen. So you're going August September nineteenth, September nineteenth,
nine, nineteen, how many pounds and Danny gans back? All right?
Actually I want to change it now, but I'm gonna I wrote fifteen.
I was gonna say twelve. I was gonna say twelve. Yeah, yeah,
all right, I'll stick with fifteen. You go with twelve. He's
going to gain a little more back, and then he's gonna lose a little
more in those two months. I'm going eighteenth by the eleventh, eighteen by
the September eleventh. I'm sticking with my number. Eighteen pounds. And I
want and I want to be wrong. Now, how many? How many?
How many pounds? By nine eleven? You're gonna put eighteen back?
But I want to be wrong. I want to be wrong Dan. I
think this is going to motivate if I okay, there's the thing. If
you're if you're taking bets on my health? Did I want something in exchange?
If I if I defy you? Guys, what do you want?
Oh? I haven't thought about it? Ye okay? Why wait wait wait
wait? What do you mean you want in exchange? This is to motivate
you to me the way back? Did this is reverse? Siog? So
I owe you that. Thank you. I want to punch both of you
and the dick. Is that what you want to do? No? I
mean it's like you think about what I keep this weight off? All right?
I think you will I think, but I'm saying. I also say
I didn't get into this so I could totally change the way I eat.
I don't eat that much. That's the that's the gosh honest truth. I
don't eat that much. What the fuck is going on? That's my point.
That's the point. That's all the bullshit supplements. No, it's not
the supplements. I'm gonna say, if he gains back less than eight pounds,
he wins because you're to Talmont tright. Now, No, because you're
going to get back a little bit. Yeah, but they always tell you
to stay within three pounds up or down. Three pounds is what they told
me. And I stayed in that three pound trading window for quite a while.
Then it creeped up to five, then it was seven. Then I
got up and I hung out at two hundred pounds, and that was where,
uh, women would say to me, you look better, You looked
emaciated at one ninety. You look better at two hundred. So I maintained
two hundred. But that wouldn't mind being emaciated. Seriously, you don't want
to be amazing what you want? Well, yeah, I mean it's so
gross. It's like it looked like a walking home. Thirty eight cents to
eat for a week, for thirty eight cents a day. All right,
we'll make I think I think we're gonna take a moment, but I think
I found a way because I think i've heard you complain about tipping before,
just that when they flip the thing over. Yeah, I'm a big tipper,
but there's some people that shouldn't get tipped. No, if you get
like if you get a cup of coffee and then they flip it over,
it's like I gotta give you an extra two bucks for doing your job.
All right. I found I found a way to get around it. If
you're uncomfortable and feel like they're watching and you don't want to do it,
this is your workaround. I found a life hack. Okay, all right,
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It's uh, oh, Danny, you let me go down on this.
No, it's it's Laura Alan Jackson. No, it's not Alan Jackson.
I know who this is because I can't. I got back. I guess
I know. No, it's it's the greatest country singer ever. It's it's
Oh my god, you've got diet brain. Yeah, I do. It
took me like ten seconds or fifteen seconds to figure out the name of Lea
park Rush, So you crushed us. I know. It's Oh gosh,
George Jones. Yeah, Danny, look at that. I grew up on
this. It's home. It's in front of me, and I almost said
short, straight George straight. I guess. Apparently like it's like the greatest
musician in the history of Texas. Like they love George George. Right,
hey man, that's something. That's right baby. It's Friday. Here's your
life hack for Friday. Here's your Friday life hack. You ready, yes,
you're sick of those tipping. I noticed if you have a gift card,
they don't. They have to take it. They can't do it through
the slide and the flipover. They have to take it to their machine.
So there's no thing. So I go, if you're a regular at like
a coffee shop or something, or the big chain coffee shops like Starbucks,
buy the gift card and they do not flip it over and give you the
option of tipping. So I heard another life hacking. Go no, no,
no, no, sorry, But why do you want you warm it
up your hands, man, because I can you know the speed oh,
you know the speeds? You know the Actually we should probably do the show
in the dark. You know, those speedways were gas stations. They sell
these cards like gift cards. Right. And also if you become a Speedway
member, you could save so much on your gas. But if you buy
more and more stuff from Speedway and use that card, you know, you
get points and the price of your gas goes down. And I had a
friend of mine who decided to go Christmas shop and get Speedway and bought like
a bunch of gift cards, right, Yeah, he buys all these gift
cards. He also goes to Starbucks a lot, so he bought himself a
bunch of gift cards to use at Starbucks to bring his gas price down,
like for the year. And then he just hands out the presence like a
gift cards and saves the Starbucks. He gets the gift cards at Speedway.
Yeah, even the Starbucks get right. So in other words, of Knox's
price of gas, he's gonna buy this stuff anyway. Instead he's buying its
Speedway to save himself money on gas. I will tell you that I am
a big fan of the uh chocolate foam cold brew at Starbucks. I'm a
big fan. I'm a big fan, and I every once in a while
if I want to feel like I'm on vacation, I go and get one
of those. This is amazing. But they have gotten so expensive for coffee.
Yeah. The unionized, yeah, some are, some are not.
Some some actually are trying to break up their union. Now I don't blame
Yeah, I get it it's not working for them. But that's the thing.
Yes, Kevin, I gotta I make my coffee at home. I
do too. I do too, And I actually switched today because I usually
buy it in a big, huge thing and I'll get the folders. The
folders was closer to twenty bucks, and I went to Maxwell House for the
first time in my life. I don't know this is gonna be better.
I think folders is bad. Oh, I didn't mind. Didn't mind folders,
folder crystals like almost get you get the man. See I'm a duncan
because I was buying it. I was in the bulk store. I get
the Wegmans very vanilla. It's the only thing I money. Coffee. Do
they still sell the folders, crystals and the bricks, probably, but they
I don't. I didn't buy the Probably, yes, I know exactly.
The vacuum shield those used to put a scoop in there. And this is
how I have played a game at some point in my life, and it
was based on this, I James. I would try to guess the color
of someone's panties by the outfit they were wearing. I would try to guess
the color of the panties because when I was a kid, my father would
buy the vacuum sealed folders and it came with a scoop inside the bag,
so we would guess what color the scoop was? It was green, red,
blue. There are different colors. Yeah, there were different color scoops.
So we had a contest in our house. You get to it was
like a dollar. Whoever got and if you didn't, it stayed in the
pot till the next coffee came in, and then you had to guess the
scoop that was in there. I changed it too. Let me guess what
color your faders are. That is really surprising that the scoop changes color.
Yeah, the scoop changed colors when we were kids. It was and maybe
it maybe it wasn't folds. I don't remember exactly, but I remember we
had to guess the color of the scoop. Let's see if you still got
to go for it. No, I'm not going to guess her. No,
no, no, I play it. I look now you have I
don't guess I have to. She already looks. She took the time to
look to make sure she was worried. The game play with very rare,
very seldom very unique people. Don't I guess you're sorry. You would be
rude. I would think it would be rude for me to do that.
But Joe could play that game with you, right, he could go he
could Yeah, that's what. I don't think that that's his style. Now,
what if a guy did that? What if a guy thought I just
thought that was a funny game. I would think that's hilarious. There you
go. I would be like, you know, in Billy Madison when she
asks questions when he answered, when she asks him question, she takes off
a article of clothing if he gets it right, if he gets oh,
no, I don't oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
But it's it's when she's tutoring U. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I do remember that. Uh, since you know, since you are
here, and since we're on this theme, I do know people who started
dating uh spring, I'm gonna say maybe April okay, and then decided to
go away to Italy, oh yeah, big vacation like away away, and
decided to break up a couple of days in. Yeah, I think it
does that happen. Could you break up with somebody? Wouldn't you try to
hold it together? You spend all this fucking money on a trip, and
right, I mean because I think they's paid their own airfare and stuff.
But they were going together, so you know, you're not getting two hotel
rooms. You get the one and the you know meals. And I know
several people who have actually paid for the entire trip and then the person who
was along for the ride broke up with them after oh oh yeah. A
few times, i'd be some of the dated you. I think that that
maybe happens more than often, Like after your first vacation together, Like then
you find out who you really are. Yeah, like you have to be
to travel. I like, I love to travel. It's Jesus Christ.
I will tell you this. My parents were so much better when they were
on vacation. Yeah, like when we were all away, they got along
great. It was like one big happy fit. When we came home,
that's when the people started. Oh yeah yeah. My parents came back from
can Coon and my father just all of a sudden like start yelling everybody,
yeah, cause happy. And then he's blaming us. Of course. I'm
like, we did't. I'm like, dude, we did not anything.
No no, no, no no, no. Let me tell you something,
Dan, Can I take something right now? Buddy? How old were
you when they went to Ganggoon? Fifteen? Ah? Perfect, because Jameson's
fourteen. I walk in my bathroom. I go, Jameson, what happened
in here? What do you mean? I go? What is all over
the bath mat? I go, did you spill coffee or something? No,
it's all over the sink. It's brown, it's all No. What
what do you mean? I go, yeah, like around like coffee,
Like I thought coffee got thrown down the bath man. Initially, well,
it's no, he was splattered on there. So then eventually it comes out
that, oh, I might have had a problem with my stomach. And
then I poked through the toilet paper and I went like this, and I
go, and then he goes. And then I washed my hands and said,
so, Dan, let me just tell you at fifteen, that's what
you're doing. And you got four others behind you, I think, or
three others behind you, and so it's a mess. Or how about today?
He makes the chicken wings, and this is what his poor mother has
to deal with all the time. But it's what I forget because he doesn't
live with me. He makes the chicken wings and then he sits down and
he eats, and then he's all right. Plates over there the tray that
the chicken wings were on, that was in the oven is all mess,
the spatula, the this, everything's there right. So here comes butch Off
vacation in Cantcon where he got laid every day and had a great time.
And and he comes home and it's like back to reality and of course he's
gonna be he's tripping over stuff. I'm just telling you. I think that
was probably the reason why the impetus behind and is it? No, But
as a kid, you think, what did I do? Nothing? Because
you didn't intentionally do anything. No, Jamison didn't intentionally If I said wash
this, he would have. But just that you don't have the foresight to
go I cooked, therefore I should clean this, you know what I mean?
Just automatically, you just you just leave a trail of ship behind you.
The next thing you know, it's like there it is a lot of
sloppy people. Yes, there. That's how I know when it's time to
do dishes in my house because there's no cups. I have to go to
Tyler's room and I can pull out seventeen oh yeah, half drink bottles of
water. Nothing drives me more up the wall than half drink drinks. Oh
seriously, yeah, or they'll pour the entire thing. And then what about
people? Now, what about adult leave a splash in the bottom of the
What about adults that make a drink, like maybe make a vodka and soda
or a vodka and water, and they pour it out of the bottle and
then they put the bottle in and then they come back and they make another
one, and now there's just this much left in there and they put it
back in the fridge. What do you think of that? That drives me
nuts too? Yeah, don't I mean nuts. Go to your glass orangejuice
and there's that, I mean milk. We had the kids. You why
don't you tell I was just at the store while you tell me you go
to get some lucky charms and there's all and there's a lot of lucky no
charm. Yeah. I used to say that all the time, like I
don't care if you finish something, but put it on the grocery list.
My sister in laws used to come in town and they would eat all my
snacks, but they would leave like half a serving less, and then they
would never tell me, and I would go to get like, you know,
my cashews or something, and I'd be like, who the fuck left
four cashews in the bottom of the bag. Ah. Real Housewives and Webster
would go crazy over this. I do I think that I think that would
go I was I was with one the Real Housewives of Webster today and I
heard some scuttle butt. Oh what well, somebody wasn't happy with the way
I edited the podcast we did at your house. Oh that person didn't girl
or whatever. She didn't hear her name? She didn't, but somebody else
said that I was in there. And then I heard some others back and
forth about different things with that person. God, I literally had people messaging
me and I was like, I have no idea who she is, but
she obviously is a sex worker. Yeah she not Holy shit. But I
was like, this woman was in my house. I had no idea and
email. At one point I looked over and I was like, okay,
I see you know our friend Jamie on And then I was like, why
does he have this girl? Like? Who the hell is she? And
then I realized I was like, well, I'm probably too drunk to talk.
Wait right now, So did you think we were trying to exclude you
from the microphone? No, I didn't know. I just didn't know,
and because I didn't know if he were gonna get one of my Roundtree friends
that I had introduced you to. Yes, because I had no idea who
this woman was. And then I listened to fend just didn't seem like they
wanted to get on the microphone or they didn't come around. So I wasn't
gonna I don't know. I've had a lot of them that want to do
okay. But when I listened to the next day, I was like,
oh my god, oh my god. I was so glad that my mom
was like, oh I stopped listening after Ann Sharon's park. I'm like,
good, Mom, you didn't miss anything. He didn't need to listen to.
Uh here's something I did here though, And I don't know if this
is a real Housewives, a webster or not. Get in a fight with
your with now, these are people who are divorced, okay, so they
it's like be like you and Joe, like you and Joe, but it's
not you and Joe. So somebody gets gets into an argument and the girlfriend
will post six sexy pictures of herself to remind him how hot she is.
Any desperate, Yes, I said I think that if there's an argument,
and I think this would even I think any guy at this table, if
you then get a sexy lingerie or sexy whatever nude photos send just to you,
that kind of ends the argument, or it would quell things a little
bit, or at least put the guy. Yes, we had that at
Saint John Fisher. We had a big banner in one of our dorm rooms.
It's it's pussy, it's power. But here's the thing. I think
that if nothing else, it gets the guy back to the table to talk,
right, if to put in negotiating negotiation tale, like all of a
sudden you come back to all right. Maybe I'm being a little bit of
a It depends on what the fight is for me. I was gonna say,
but like that's also I don't know if a woman is if it's her
wrongdoing, if she is at fault and she sends a sexy newde to try
and get her man to like get over it, like again that sort of
pathetic. Well, it depends on what Let's say, let's say you went
out. I don't know you went out, or I'm trying to think what
would be a fight, What would be a fight. I don't even know
what a fight would be anymore with couples. It's been so long. Out
of the game, out of the game, Dan Sam, Well, like
you went out, or you have four cashiers in the bottom of the bag,
or the other person got drunk, that you were embarrassed, and like,
you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha,
yeah, gotcha, And you were embarrassed the way they were at your
family party and they were what really, I mean, I know it could
have gotten there. And I tried to tell him if there were four cashers
left in the bag and she were pissed me. I center a picture of
my nuts. Here's some nuts. See, that's it. That's what you
do. You want some nuts in your mouth? Now, now, hang
on a second. If you realize now this would be a really evil thing.
I'm just thinking of this. If you, as a woman, realize
you're better looking than the ex ex wife, ex girlfriend, do you send
the side by side after an argument of them and you and something sexy and
go your choice? Oh my gosh, no again, depending on the argument,
I might be like, I think that could be kind of funny.
I don't know, no, I don't know. I thought of you because
I these are random thoughts. But I thought of you, Danny. I
thought I was trying to guess what color Danny's underwear is. I said gray
white, grey boxer. Yeah, gray sounds very Oh, I'm not off.
I'm not very white with a brown street. Yeah, it's like gray.
And it says love on them, body glove, body glove, bodyglove
in the nineties. Yes, now they make to it. Can you put
your hand on it and it leaves him? No, it doesn't. That's
not hyper color. They need hyper color underwear. They should. Yes,
for like sex, walking around, fart and drop part. I had a
friend who was going to start a business called Wet Kitty, and it was
no Jo Chinese restaurant, no joke. He's a local, he's local,
he's local. And it was like songs that when you would get wet a
message would appear. I saw the whole promo video. He's a Pittsburgh guy.
What's his name? Can you it's just you? Do you know?
His name is one of your phone call But I can get in touch with
him. We need to get we need to get wet Kitty in here.
Look it up and we're gonna get any know where you're gonna do it.
We're gonna We're not gonna tell Dan well, we're gonna get a pair of
wet kitty underwear or panties, I should say for Beth. And then it's
gonna be leave me alone. Your ben sucks. Oh wait, you're fat.
Oh that's so not nice. I just got nothing. All right,
here's what we are. Let's get so. I saw where some guy lost
his wallet in New Orleans over the Fourth of July holiday, like thinks he
was pickpocketed or whatever, and the guys going out, he's listing. I
saw it online. It was an article, okay, and one of my
favorite things to do on any article that I finally read the comment, Yes,
thank you. I love reading the comments on the articles. They're one
of my because they're always the smartest people. Sometimes sometimes if they are,
that would maybe. But this person said that they had they go, Yeah,
I lost my credit cards, I lost my debit card, I lost
my social Security card, and I went who carries their social Security card in
their wallet? I guess that's not that uncommon, but I thought, I
I don't I memorize my number. I never I couldn't find it. I
don't know where it would be if I had it. So one of the
comments is I carry my birth certificate in my wallet, I'd be really screwed.
And I went, all right, hang on, what is going on
here? And I thought of Dan. I go, I wonder where Dan
falls on this. I don't know why I don't carry my gift certificate in
my wallet. No, not at all. Somebody else in the in the
article printed medical records. I have them down on a laminated card print printed
medical instructions. Yes, if I go down d NR papers, but I'm
like, holy shit, I carry none of that at all. But I
thought, is that maybe I'm the odd personnel. I don't know. I
just carry my ID and my cards that I need, and my insurance card
too. But that's it. You don't want to carry too much because I
do. Yeah, there was like I do. There was like four or
five different sayings. But yeah, the guy who founded it is friends with
Renee. Okay, so I think I remember what? Why do I remember
Wet Kitty? I think I tried to do something with Wet Kitty on the
radio. I don't know. I don't even know. He's because our kids
were doing gymnastics together at one point and I remember him sitting there and showing
me the promo video and I was like, holy shit, this is insane.
By the way, he should really try this is nude Recreation Week.
I'm pretty sure I believe this week is nude recreation week, and I think
that'd be a great Uh, you know, it's recreation week. Don't do
this. I think it is all right. Well, we'll take a moment.
I have a follow up on a story we hit on last the last
pot or two podcasts ago, where we talked about switch to birth Yes,
and we wanted to know what happened. What happened in this story? Was
it real? I kept saying, we couldn't find anything that supported it as
being real, and people have sent me articles that I found. There were
two that I could find that actually breaks down the entire story and where things
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Easy Beats Friday. I'm nineteen sixty six. I kind of like it.
It's that Garagi kind of tinny sixty sounds something like Andy babuquld could Yeah,
and it also has a it feels somewhat derivative of the Beatles, Yes right,
may my mind. I think this has been done by other people,
but I wanted to try to find the original on that one that was all,
I feel bad that we've been picking on Dan about the diet and stuff,
because I have to tell you, I am duly impressed that you lost
twenty three pounds in how many days? Twenty one days, twenty one days,
twenty so you lost more than a pound a day. I actually lost
like twenty pounds in like fifteen days. Yeah, that's amazing. So it's
amazing. Yeah, so the diet works. Yeah, I just want to
make sure that we move them metal ball gage. That's the big thing.
Had you lost a little bit before starting the diet too, No? Oh
no, he I think they have you load up, yes, like like
whatever you want day the night before. Yeah, first three days are eating.
See, you're still gonna lose a little more. And that's why I
was like, all right, I think if you gain back like eight pounds,
that's gonna be your baseline. So that's why I put it at twelve.
Doctor Laurie here, Well she might be right here maybe who's yeah she
does. They say, they say it's always it's hard to keep to keep
the weight off. Let me tell you something. If the law of attraction
is real, Dan's gaining back at least fifteen pounds by the by the nineteenth.
Wh say that because you go negative, you get all mad, you'll
blame you put resistance out there. My better polit gage is fished. Okay,
First of all, resist resistance. I don't believe in any of that.
It's not Karma's Yeah, it's at those lines. You know, it's
not out in the universe. Universe right now. Hey, let's cancel winter
this year. That put that out there, see that, that's that did
that last year. That's the right. That's dumb. But what I'm saying
is any time, and I think we could play it with your career,
you go negative, it's somebody else's fault. This one worked against me,
this one did this, this, and it's all our own fault and we
have to just accept things and move on. I didn't blame anybody else for
the derailing of my career. There circumstances. Yeah, but that's what I'm
saying. It's like, but all that time, even when I knew you,
then you would always get worked into the if you wants me that guy
to return, No, because it sounds like it sounds like that guy ever
went away? Are you kidding me? I think you're pretty much I think
you're a lot closer to that than you were than Yes, I do.
I think you're you're similar. I don't think you've changed. I don't think
you did a one eighty maybe forty five degree. For you to do one
eighty, I would say that because here's why. Here's what I'm saying is
you lost twenty three pounds. You should be fucking celebrating that. Instead you
sat here and just went my better ball, gage doesn't move it, better
get off fifty nine, which to me is the resistant thinking. Just but
Danny, feel great about twenty three, but you lost over a fucking pounded
day. Do you know how many people stuck needles in their fucking abdomen trying
to do exactly what you did. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. I
know you wouldn't do that. I'm just saying, like, I celebrate that,
man, dude, I think that's amazing. But I just always think
with you, there always comes a butt. Well, yeah, I know
that's what I'm saying. That's resistant because because I deal in facts, I
don't deal in fantasy. But there's not fantasy the fact that's a fact.
Yeah, I got a long way to go celebrate that okay, and you're
doing great and you look better, you're a little grumpier. But yeah,
now I know, I know there's a shake shack, I know down the
straight check out, and I say these things in love. I know that.
But ically, back up a second. Do you really think I'm the
same guy I was ten years ago? If you're believe that you did a
forty five, I don't think he didn't one to eighty. I don't think
we can. I think I don't. I think at any point, you're
never the same person. You're not the same person who were five years ago.
You're probably not the same person you were two years but you have certain
traits and I do too, And I've been trying to figure out the member
of the whole, get to the root, the root, And that was
what you said. Yeah, and you called it the root. Yes,
that's I got it too. I can't and it drives me nuts. But
I know that there's a lot of shit that I have going on that if
I wasn't, so, I really think if I wasn't, I'm so.
Here's the thing, We're so similar. This is why I see it in
terms of that, in terms of God damn it, you know, if
this would you don't say God damn it. But if it was like,
it won't work, my metal ball case doesn't change. He just sat here
and said he lost twenty three pounds and the diet doesn't work. You lost
twenty three pounds. Something's working. Well, what I think? What he
you're it's supposed to change your metabolism, right, and when he always to
get to the root of the cause of the problem. See, I am
not. I have changed my entire mentality on so many things, on so
many things in my life, and one of those is you know you want
like I don't want to get into all the specifics, but basically, if
you could get to the root of the problem. You don't want to cure
the symptoms. You want to get to the root of the problems. When
you invest money, you don't want to invest ten dollars to make twenty You
want to invest ten dollars to make ten thousand dollars. I understand. You
want to take big swings. I understand that. And so that's why I'm
like, Okay, if this doesn't work, because it's not working for Yeah,
my wife and I have both lost weight, but we have a law
but all of a sudden, like it's stalling out at a point where most
people tend to drop a lot of weak Sometimes you got to take a step
back to go far forward. But I've already done that. So that's that's
where the frustration comes in. Look, I don't know. I'm just saying
that what I hear coming out of your mouth sounded resistant to me in that
I've lot. Yeah, but that doesn't work. I'm still a fifty nine.
Maybe maybe in a week you won't be Maybe in a week. You're
taking bets on how much weight you think I'm going to I'm going to gain.
Do you know what you're telling me that I'm being negative, that I'm
speaking against myself when you are speaking the very figure. I don't believe it
that we're not you but because but you believe I'm going to fail? Do
you believe you believe you're not You're You're sitting there talking about it, And
I also hope this motivates you. I saw you take a picture of it.
I saw I take a picture of Oh I didn't I hope you guys?
Wait, you know this is what I want to bet, that's what
the picture is for. So I have two questions. I'm so excited about
this metabolic age? Is that what sparked all of this? No, it
was looking in a mirror and looking like Kevin Party. That's what sparked for
That's what sparked for me. You did not know. I'm just saying,
ahole, I'm the one. No, I'm not. No, come on,
you know what happens when your metabolic age is fifty nine? Get off
my fucking lawn and my white sneakers can't get it up? Damn focus,
I don't know da Yeah, according according to this thing that I did,
According to this this you step on this scale. They did it there you
because you said you. It's just interesting to me because you said fifty nine.
I thought before you did. I did because I actually sat down and
met with them as a consultation to desire if I want to do. Oh
god, it was the same then. So we're talking now, we're now
a year and a half removed from that, and it hasn't changed. And
you guys know that months ago I was coming off the tail end of seven
weeks without any sugar and I lost ten pounds and then but two weeks in
the diet starts stalling out. So in other words, I'm showing you from
my experience now with something that I tried on my own that now here's another
pattern where okay, two weeks into the diet my body starts stalling out.
So that's yeah. But that's the thing. So what's what's the problem?
What is the root problem? Because if this thing can't fix it, which
has fixed so many other people like you and Spizan all these other people who
did this, maybe not Houseman, but everybody else, Okay, then what
diet? What else is left? What else is left? I don't know,
buddy, But that's the thing. I just want to know how you
feel. Do you not feel different? Like do you feel like first ten
days? Like I don't sleep? Where do you feel like joint pain?
I'll tell you, I don't feel the pain. I don't feel any pain.
My headaches, though I have been the same. They've been the same
thing. Okay, from the front of my face to the back of my
head. My headaches have actually moved from the front of my face to the
back of my So it doesn't sound like this is the right diet for you.
What is That's the point? All right, But that's that. That
could be. That could be, but I have no I don't know.
I don't know. I would go back to celebrate the fact that you lost
twenty three and a half pounds. You should be say, move to a
breaking half of it, happy about that. It did a great job.
Dude. That's not an easy diet to do. I'm telling you. I
remember you saying, Darvin, I felt amazing. Well I did. But
here's the thing I was at the time. I was on the drive and
there was that long ago. Yes, okay, So who was the Who
was the comic that was with me on the drive? Maryan circ So Marianne.
They approached her because they wanted to do you know, the diets were
primarily aimed at women, right, so they wanted and she started to do
it and she's like, I can't do it, and she was all,
this is like hocus pocus. They want me drinking salt water, they want
me to do this, they want me to do that. So then they
came to me and said will you do it? And I said yes,
and I go. But if I'm going to do it, I'm going to
really do it. And I did and I lost thirty pounds in forty days,
so not as much as it. Well I don't know why longer,
okay forty days because I only got it, only got like twenty eight.
I'm sure they changed to dye because I was drink eating five hundred calories today,
and I think they now there's not a calorical limit. But like with
but they give you to eat, they're pretty much figures itself out under a
thousand. Yeah. So in other words, everything you have to eat is
with you. It's got to be the certain protein and a certain vegetable,
and you have to rotate your proteins, and you have to have either grape
oil, grape seed oil, avocado oil, or coconut oil cooking with every
single meal. All I did was everything for me was just coconut oil,
and it was grass fed beef and you got recipes, but I don't remember
changing up this stuff. So yeah, so like if it's if you have
beef for lunch, it's shrimp for dinner, Okay, then the next day
chicken for lunch, and yeah, you're not eating breakfast. If you want
to have a coffee, you got to stick some butter in it, you
know. But no, I used to put the coconut or you can put
the coconut oil. Yah. Yeah, I still do there, but yeah,
but I mean it's so it's yeah, I've been successful at it.
I've also your bm's actually are tough. And I don't mean like hard,
I mean like really easy. It's likenze your ass. Yes. Yeah.
And so they were like, well that's not good either, because then you
because you're like getting rid of all the nutrients that you're giving your body to
replenish yourself to get through this. Do you understand where I'm coming from?
Yes, But see here's the thing that I know. Oh I remember it's
going. I slept great, good dreams. I woke up without any joint
pain and all this stuff. No less inflammation. I gotta say I had
no inflammation. That's all I concentrate, Just concentrate on that. But I'm
tired. I standing up in church to sing and I'm like, I feel
like I'm going to pass out. Oh God, if you went down and
then they brought you back, I'm wondering if you. I don't know what
prompted all this. Besides you said looking at Kevin, I was mad,
he was mad, and he was wait wait sidebar he went to the bathroom,
called me all the time. I'm not a guy. I don't I
don't do one taking shots, but he does. I was, you both
do but right here at you, but was arguing, what the point is
is that, like what he can't take one once in a while? All,
yes, he took it. Okay, he took it ratio one fucking
bounced off in the face. I'm not a guy who like takes shots at
people. It's not call somebody to get the shot. Oh good, did
you go to your doctor before starting this? Okay? See, I feel
like maybe you should have gone like a nutritionist route instead of jumping into I
don't know whatever. I did this because I've heard by so many people that
it worked. I did for me, and I will tell you I'm not
saying it doesn't. I always get nervous because UH endorsing things like I never
wanted to be like just a cash grat, you know what I mean?
It was really well, okay, all right, you don't get me,
no, but you know what I'm saying. And I that's why I said
I wanted I'll do it, but I'm gonna really do it. And Danny
I stuck with it. And when you know, I did all the meals
and this stuff, and Jenna at the time when I was married, she
cooked a lot of she cooked everything. She actually did it alongside me without
doing it, and then went on and got the other stuff and lost a
ton of weight. So and that I paid for it. But I don't
remember the other stuff. But I mean like I did it because I've heard
so many good stories about it. And to be honest with yeah, I
have lost twenty three pounds. I'm just hoping. I don't know what other
diet would have you lose twenty three pounds. No, No, I just
don't want it to like I want to get to the root of the issue.
That's well, you're you're rooting it out baby, oh so, and
you're bringing up your all your name. It's not just me who's saying this,
is my wife too. She's like getting front of the two of you
together. Yeah, negative, no, all right, whatever, all right,
here's some positive. Okay, let's change. It was my favorite.
It's like a fucking tornado. The story that we had about the little girls
that were switched to birth and the husband was going to divorce his wife because
he's as the daughter got older, it didn't look like him, and he
said, I'm sure you cheated. And he was thirty one, she was
twenty eight or twenty nine, and he had a DNA test and it turned
out he was not the father, and she's going but I never cheated on
you. This is our daughter. And then she had a DNA test and
she is not the mother. And then they went through and they found out
that their biological daughter was in foster care because the family that she was sent
home with was crackheads. So here's an update. This according to was in
the Guardian, but I don't know where they got all this stuff. Let's
see, they found their biological daughter. She was in foster care. Apparently
the family that for her wasn't the best parents ended up under investigation from Child
Protective Services. It's crazy. Its sounds they have they have to now adopt
their biological daughter. They have to adopt their biological daughter. I could see
that. Well, I don't like it, but I could see it.
Yeah, because it is the laws. We don't I mean, you're saying
this, it may all make sense, but she was given to somebody else.
Her birth certificates in their name. That's her name even though the hospital
left up Yeah yeah, so uh. They are also keeping the non biological
child as well. And the hospital settled and they received nearly two million dollars.
As somebody said not enough, and their lawyers said not enough, but
they just wanted the whole ordeal over with, so they settled for two million
dollars. Not wanted to keep the one that's not yours. Well, yeah,
you're out, so we have to push out of the nest. They
yeah, and they don't. They have not and will not go public with
their true identities. And they're moving forward from their current town. And I
don't know. I won't wonder if this show. I don't think two million
dollars is enough for that. So it said, we explain to our daughter
that our sister this is according to the gardening and is going to be coming
to stay with us. I'll settle for dollars and that we have me too,
and that we will still love her, and we still love her very
much. She seems as static at the idea. Here's hoping it works out
In all actuality. I don't know what we're going to do about the other
family. This is interesting. My biological daughter doesn't seem to remember them very
much because she wound up in foster care. I don't really want to involve
them if I don't have to, but I know it's probably morally wrong not
to let them know what happened. I think you can let them know what
happened, but I would not let them have any contact. And then that's
that's a bridge too far. Though. If you're gonna you got if you
going to like let them know that, you gotta at least introduce the kid,
you have to. It's it's it's morally irresponsible to I think all they
I don't know that they know that the kid was switched to birth because don't
forget, they don't have custody of the kid. They lost custody of what
they believe was their biological daughter. So I'm not sure. But this woman
writes something. It says something in this article she said, and this is
a quote. I mean that poor mother must have must not have any idea
what happened. I can only imagine how horrible that would be. That And
and a lot of times I think when like child Protective Services comes in,
they may say, hey, fix these things, go to counseling, get
a garbage. See, yeah, get a garbage can, right, No,
seriously, have Laura come in and help organize this shipthole whatever it is,
and maybe you get visitation rights with the kids. And now all of
a sudden, now that daughter's being adopted by some other family and you're not
really sure what happens. When you lost, you lost what you knew.
It's gonna be so much therapy for everyone in that family. Two million dollars
is not enough. But you know what though, but they're together now and
that's the importance, well, the biological and then they also switched at first
as well. Now that one is it's all she's known for five years.
If they want, if they want more money, they could probably get a
reality you said that, or a book or something. Don't yell at me,
You're not my dad anymore. Then you've got parents like the mother that
went to visit her son in a juvenile delinquent center detention center, and while
she was there, they had one of those gumball machines that was all the
money was going to cancer or cancer research, and she put the money in
and it didn't work, and she like smashed it and then kicked it up
against the wall and it broke, and she reached in and got a handful
of and they got her on video, so they arrested her. I mean,
that's Mom in the year, detective. You know, she reached into
the open glass and grabbed handsfuls of candy and placed him in her pocket.
He also grabbed a couple of pieces of the glass and took them to the
control pod window and told the corporal that the machine had broke. I observed
on video both females going to all the vending machines in the lobby attempting to
gain free products. Right, Yeah, who what state was this? I
believe this was in Arkansas. I believe that was in Arkansas. But you
know what, I can't say that I'm I'm I'm father of the Year at
all. Last night, at about eleven thirty, Jameson came running in my
room and he had fart videos and I said to him, I said to
him, there is only one fart video. I love the fart pranks where
the guy's walking along and he like shakes out his leg and he really fars
and you see people's reactions, but it's a fake fart like those are my
favorite, or the one guy that goes into aisles of stores and makes eye
contact with you and then rips the fart. You know that guy, Danny,
You know that guy? Or the guy walk the six different version but
doesn't understand why his algorithms, the guy you're talking or the guy who walks
in the Walmart crabs grabs the phone speaker into it. That's the best one,
okay, but these has anybody familiar with stairwell farts. Yes, we
talked about this where you go out into the stairwell, open the door out
in the big fires, you know, the right. We did this early,
early, early in the show because I love stairwell farts. It's my
favorite. This might have been like kitchen tables, Yes it was, yeah,
yeah, what the did he eat? I can't imagine that it's real
because you don't really wait, I remember who we were. It was at
the table. It wasn't you, though, it wasn't him. No.
Oh, I love stairwell farts. They're like my I remember Jamison stairwall farts.
Yes, I do have categories his favorite farts. Hey, hey,
I think that's a good dad thing to do with a fourteen year old son.
I mean, I'm not. I'm not adopting guys sharing fart videos.
Oh god, I share fart videos A pretty all lass off. Every time
I didn't say that, no, I didn't female fart videos. Was to
duck videos that he wanted to watch. I said, I said to you,
I said to you watching stuck videos. No, I was not,
And then I said I was, I have, but I was not.
I'm not going to deny that I have some nugget video, but that I
can't. No. Last night, I said, you get out so I
can go to sleep because it was after midnight. And then you creep back.
But then I got stuck on him, Danny, and I'm laughing so
hard on the Buddy trail, can't breathe because I'm watching the guy who makes
eye contact with people in the store and makes the fart thing and they're like
looking at him, and he's like, he makes that face. Yes,
I know. I couldn't help it. I was roaring. I was raring.
I remember, yes, back in the day, you and I and
it was Rich in the film We're working together, and Rich goes he was
the king of YouTube. Hey, Tommy, you gotta watch this video on
cake farts and it was this woman, it's a really good looking woman in
her underwear. She goes, you know what, I love cake farts.
Yeah, or like what and she bends over, drops her butt, drops
her underwear, it starts farting into a cake to like get the you know
those Emans cakes, those Eimens cakes right with the that's the layer. I
think it was called cake farts because we played it and we we put it
out. I don't think we could put the video up, but we played
it. We played it because this guy, Chris Palizzi, who I still
talk to once in a while online. He used to every every year for
my birthday, would send me the cake fart lady blowing a candle out,
farting on the cake. That's what it was. That's what it was.
She was blown out, scanner, but she got down so her whole ass
is filled with icing and everything, and she would just fart and you just
see bubbles. But the way she said, you know, I love cake
farts. Yeah, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on,
and Tommy would just crack up. Yeah. It was so silly.
Have you ever heard of cake sitting cake sitting? Listen? Uh, The
story of cake farts somebody says women women farting on cake. This is on
TikTok now, why it's okay? Straight? Janie is here and we got
talking about Danny's diet and cake fire. Where are my cake farts? Squad
at put a finger down. If while you were in college your BlackBerry broke
so you had to take it into the Verizon wireless store to get fixed.
And when you passed it over the counter for the guy to dudes like women
who fart on birthday cakes? Please don't let's start that. Let's start right
there. You don't do that. I'm gonna pornhub. Don't. Oh,
pornhub. No, this is it's not the same thing. This is where
she climbed right up on it. It might have been a porn site.
Okay, Yeah, she climbed right up on it and she farted. Men.
She was in like a bikini or something. Yes, she was.
Yeah, she got right in that thing. So years ago I listened to
this podcast called wire People Into That and it's about people with weird kinks and
fetishes. And there was this one episode about this stripper who did cake sitting
and she would get paid thousands of dollars and she would bake a cake,
and then she would go to like a strip club and she would sit in
it. But obviously it's like a whole dance and everything, and then people
would throw dollars or like throw money up on the stage and then she would
like dry out the money and even sell the money. Really, yes,
damn, I think I follow her on screw Wow because I just thought she
was so streams. But yeah, cake sitting if you want to look that
up, that's out there, that's certainly out there. Hang on, I
can't. Uh, we will take a moment and when we come back,
maybe one more game for Danny to crush us. All okay, redeem yourself,
No, redeem your your self esteem, get yourself. We're all picking.
You're all. No, you're not. I know you I'm fine,
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Danny, you your diet doesn't work. All you can think of our
cake farts because you want cake. No, they don't want cakes. Cake
is like, I'm not going to cake. No. In fact, I'm
going to a wedding in late August and they're not even an have cake.
They're gonna have ice cream instead. I like that. I went to a
wedding that had Abbot's ice cream truck. Yeah, late night. That was.
There's a lot of weddings that if you're there late in they'll bringing their
garbage plates. I did start, I did garbage plates, pizza logs.
I did all like that. Your wedding. Yeah, what are you gonna
do for round two? Not get married? They all say that, I
don't really what if? No, maybe I would? I just I do
not no matter what, I don't want a wedding. I do not want
a wedding. Okay, yeah, no wedding. No, you wouldn't have
like just a couple of your friends and celebrate. Oh, you could be
talked into a party. He talked into a party, but like not a
wedding, like I've literally said. I would get married at the justice of
peace and then have like a party with no wedding aspects, not doing pupping
flowers things like that. What are you doing out there? No, I
don't want you to pop at them. I don't want you to pop in
them. I kind of, but this is a place of business. Jamison's
her. Everybody hurt sometime. I can't. She's slamming on bottles out in
the parking lot. You can't be kicked out. Do it right from the
cops. It's always fine. Fairport police were called in their own parking lot
tonight fifteen year old Jamison Brady Moran. Oh, I'm sorry, I take
that back. I overestimated your maturity. Specimen of one Bill Moran, specimen
of one local podcaster. The next episode of cop Cast It's happening tomorrow is
when we beat the here's the when we beat the ship out of your son
and taste them very nice. All right, Kevin, Let's see what we
got do that stuff? In your life? What is going on? People
are writing of that? Why does he do Roster take it anymore? Yeah?
I don't know. I have not have you gone down you don't live
that close to it, but just that it's awful then, Yeah, it's
terrible. People don't want to go down there. They don't want to go
down, they don't want to eat down there, they don't want to drink
down there. I was trying to go down there Saturday night. We were
trying to go to mister Dominance and we couldn't. We couldn't get a table
till after eight o'clock. Oh, so they had people. I went down
a couple of Sundays ago and I went to Pelicans for dinner. Yeah,
but it was pretty quiet. Yeah, I think this is the Charlotte Beach.
I don't know. I have been writing. We were in the parking
lot area over the weekend because we as we were going over the bridge to
go to there's a store and the plaza right over the bridge. After midnight
and there was you could see a big, big tanker ship coming. It
was either coming or going. We were coming back and you could see what
was coming in. So we put and pulled down and watched the big as
cement boat come driving through. I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
I'm reading the same things you are. I saw some comments where people
were saying, it's it's horrible. Yeah, I'm leaving rest in peace Rochester.
Yeah, something like that. Lindsay Riccado wrote that, Yeah, who
is that? That's film Ricado's sister and she's a big time Actually shouldn't have
come in a real name. She doesn't go by that on Twitter, but
she basically posted way to go. Yeah you see this is what's happening.
Yeah, but like she is, a lot of people agreed with her.
Yeah, I did see that. That's what I saw. I saw it
on Twitter. Like the Rochester we grew up with is not the Rochester or
that they grew up with. I didn't grow up here. It's not the
same. Now Kevin might be able to have from here. Yeah it's true.
I don't know. Hey Webster, you grew up you grew up five
Yeah, you grew up in Rochester. Yeah, so people, I grew
up in a small town. What town Fairport? Like, No, well
that's just a small town. No, it's it's it's not a suburb.
Of Rochester. Yes, it's not like forty miles away from Buffalo, like
I love Silver Creek. Whe there's tornadoes touch down and even I know he
doesn't. He doesn't like Eden. He got rid of it was Eden was
where it went right. What's the place all right? So what do we
here for the now, I'm gonna get my I feel like this might bounce
your way. Pop here we go. Yes, finally theme that too.
Hey, if you have a plan to mo the witch, travel my way,
take the get your kicks. Why structured cocko to l a zero chance
for anything on this Back to the Bacon, back to the sun Star.
That was like fuck this gay cheer ladies and gentlemen. Forecast a love to
you and yours. It's miss text to the sea Exhibit K. There's a
free point for you the first day of the rest of my life. Next,
stand behind the mic like Walter cr I'm dumping the crew here. Jesus
was that when I have planned and now I'm not so sure. Stand I
wasn't looking but true love, but now you're looking. I know this one
goody for you singer, Oh money and you a merchant and you got me
water H's baby. When I met you, there was peace U No,
I said, not to get you with a fine too cold? Soft was
something cold? You do something to me that I can as mm hmm.
What's depending out down here with us under the board walk? That's brow when
the sun bespo, the shoes get so hot and the streets get so hot
with your tire feet were fire first nine, that's our next one in there?
Why is mom can't see the son he did? It's top one,
all famous. It makes sense once we start naming off artists the top Danny,
what do you say. I don't know the name of the artist,
but the song's Route sixty six, William Shatner Root six is William sixty six?
Yeah, price love dot com, Yes, exactly, that's I don't
think anybody got, I said Taylor Swift. But it's not Tailor. It's
just gonna be like like, who's the Ashley Simpson's not Hillary's off, Come
clean, Hillary Duff, come clean. Exhibit. It is exhibit X.
Gon gave it to you. The name of the song. No, I
just know I wrote that down. I know I just wrote exist. Okay,
night Ranger. It is not night Ranger, I said Air supply lost
in Love. It is not air supply lost in Love. I don't close
found you as a song. No, because Jack Wagner. All all I
need I know is what I have sounds like somebody's prompt me, and I
know that it's not the Archies. It is not the Archies. Okay.
The song is sugar? Do you give it to him? Why is the
song of sugar? Sugar? Yeah? Give it all right, we'll give
it to I had to go to the judges. Don't know who's singing it
makes these She's not singing. No, it's not she was singing over it
you. So I got it. It's not David Bowie. It's not David
Bowie, thured half a half. That's hoff. Okay, I got it,
I got. I got the theme Islands in the Stream, it is
Island's in the Stream? Is it Alicia Keys? It is not Alicia Keys
too. She got a point for that. You have any guess you know
what it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Okay, so I got. I got
the theme. She's now a nine on one one from the nine one one
soundtrack. It is my wife loves that show. Under the I think I
saw what you wrote, and I think you might be right. This is
Don Bruno Mars. Oh, it's not Bruno Mars. It's not Brutal,
it's not Doc Cornelius, it's not Bruno. And if you've really listened to
you, you can hear it on man, I wish I worked in radio
for you know, twenty Yeah. I didn't play music. I talked a
lot of ship. That's what idea. You don't try to pull that on
me. Can hit miss Yeah? Willis? Oh bruise he listened to you
can hear it? Yeah? Oh, man, I hear he's down to
the end. Yes, it's so all right. Is Bobby Brown? Don't
know any Murphy? No, that's not that's a really good gas. Wrong
at this snipper, that's a white Oh oh, Joe Lawrence, yoh,
I I remember this song? Yeah, whoa, I'm watome this debut the
anthem. I got three points off this Games and Fix exactly, I have
five saying I had the TV celebrities, I have four, So I'm so
everybody. I came in last Yeah, son of a Bitchy wins again.
I tried to cook it so you could give him no chance. When Joey
Lawrence had hair too, Hold on joy? How if I did the theme
once we started naming that? Yeah? Did you get the theme after Bill
said it? Because that doesn't count. No, No, you can do
that. You can pay attention to I think you said Bruce Willis. I
was like, what the fuck? And then I well, after you said
Hillary Duff, I got it. Oh, Hilary Duff tried to be a
singer. But I don't think it counts if you get it after we start
naming. I know, whatever bills and last you win. Yeah, that's
it. That's all they care. That's all anybody cares about his bill?
Is it last? Any big plans for the weekend? Oh, you got
big plans this weekend? Offin Sunday. Yeah, getting all cracked up.
Probably Hilton Carnival on Saturday, all the Hilton Carnival. If the rain didn't
murder everything out there with mud petright, Danny's gonna be standing outside shake shack,
picketing, sniffing, Laura. Any big plans. I have a couple
of graduation parties. Oh really, Yeah, my one niece and then my
friend that got knocked up in college. Person ohs graduating high school. Yeah,
he always crazy party. Oh, so will job accompany you to these
parties? Drunk? Ye, he's got a training for his college football refing.
Oh, look at this, so now we know who to yell at.
That's right now. We may have to have him in if he is
he gonna be? Is he already cleared to be a ref? Oh?
He's done it for like, yeah, eighteen years. Oh, I didn't
know, so I know, like his first game is if college. I
don't know. He's done some bigger games. But okay, yeah, we
have to get him in. Yeah, talk a little football, Danny.
What do you think of the hip drop tackle palty? Oh? By the
way, I read about that yesterday, actually tweeted about it. There were
about two hundred and fifty hip drop tackles last year in the NFL, So
now tack on fifteen yards times two hundred and fifty. They're gonna legislate this
thing early, and there's gonna be a lot of fifteen yard penalties early in
the season. Watch out for us explain what that is. In other words,
the receivers got the ball, he's running down the sidelines and someone's trying
to catch up with it, right, a cornerback. So what they'll do
is they'll slide down and pull him down from underneath him. That's called a
hip drop tackle. And they say it could ruin careers because like the players,
you know an turf, it could like you know, blow a knee,
blot an ankle. The owners have legislated this, so coaches aren't too
happy about it. But but the owners legislating it shows you that these that's
going to be a tough call because if you are like sort of sliding and
you jump to get them and you get them above the waist, that's going
to be different than if you get them at the thigh can't. So it's
going to be yeah, so it's it's hard, it's hard. It's going
to be really difficult. So in other words, another another offensive penallygue I
kind of like it, though, I meanly on the defense. But the
benefits the offense while we're making the offense. That's when we go home,
come to see. More or less. Dad likes it till it cost the
Bills a game that will suck. I'll be with you that happened, Just
wait, I'll be right there with you. Come about Kyrie, Love,
you can't do it or tomorrow It'll be tomorrow, Rightber. Tomorrow was the
twelfth man at the game you and I went to against the Broncos. Tomorrow
was the guy with the fake punt against Kansas City. Yeah, who knows?
You will make the roster? I doubt it. For Kevin Mure coming
up with another great game, another great team. Danny for crushing us.
Laura, who's gonna be celebrating her Joe free weekend. I'm tzing, I'm
teazing, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see him Monday. Back home toil.
Didn't know what to do. I'm trying to TV. Don't to you a
bad man,