Super wello everybody, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane,
your host. My co host is Eric Rimmer. We have a third co
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let me ask you something real quick. Is the monitor supposed to be working
right now? Because it's not. Are we supposed to be on YouTube right
now? No? I just wanted to make sure that we there, we
are, Hey, there we are. Thank god we had a monitor,
right. I can't rest straight on? I know right? What the change?
Did that? Not? No, there was just like a landscape.
It was like nothing. Okay, so hopefully yeah, so we're fine.
See here's the thing, Darren. We don't edit, we're unfiltered, and
we just we don't start over. We just we just do. We do
the damn thing. So that's how it works here. We do every day
in live radio. So let's we're in and to see what happens exactly.
We want to get a dump button. I know, all right, we
have for Laura, not for me, for you, brilliant. I don't
regret the thing I say. You bust out the big f more than that's
fine. We're on private broadcast, that's fine. And then Eric and then
we are hardly ever say it. Well, maybe you should say it.
No, I don't want to. I've learned a self sense. Are you
working in radio all these years? I still fail sometimes? But you know,
by the way, we'll ask him. If Lindsay says you're beautiful.
Oh that's very nice, thank you, Lindsay. Oh my god, from
the Fountain Cafe, Lindsay, So here we have Darren Edwards. If you
don't now recognize his voice, he is a broadcaster. You may have heard
him on Cogo AM in the morning and the afternoon, or any of the
iHeart radio stations. He's on all the time. He works a double shift.
I don't even know how you do that, Darren morning and nights,
with a couple hours in between for maybe a n app. He's a musician
and he's a San Diego native. Nice he began his career remember one two
point one FM, the old sets, remember that my favorite rock artists in
sets. That's where he got to start Nice, which later became kPr.
I remember that. Oh yes, the Christian radios, well now it is
Yeah, they got bought out by a nonprofit Christian group several years after I
left. Oh okay, so yeah, now it is a nonprofit religious station.
Oh wow, he's been doing traffic for a long time. I think,
Darren, that you are probably you and Tory are the best traffic horrors
we have. You're far too kind. No, I honestly believe that because
they give concise information up to date. They say it, you say it,
well, you're very articulate and you're kid. No, it's true.
It's true. I'm always like when I'm in there and we were in the
studio together and I'm doing my traffic record, I'm always self conscious because I'm
like, oh my god, he's judging me. Think you do a bad
job. And she's Laura Kane man. I mean, she's been doing this
for a long time. She's like a radio icon in San Diego. And
she's worried about what I think. Oh my god, I so worry about
it. I worry about it. I've had a Flora and I slept together
that she'd just talked about it in her sleep. She'd be like, on,
oh my god, it happened. Oh see, I bet Oh mean,
if you slept in the same room I was like, why is that?
Why are those two things connected? This was going places I hadn't expected
this earlier. The show will happen, this will happen. We're gonna be
talking about big Foot later, and this all of a sudden, I'm like,
oh, we're already at the highlight of the show's busting out right off
the bat. I do bring it every once, and I wish you had
just say the reason Darren is in here is because I want people to meet
him and see his face, because we're behind the bike a lot of times.
But also, we were having a conversation the other day and I'm like,
you're coming on the podcast to talk about that, but first we need
to talk about your extensive collection of music. Sure, my ears fell off
when I heard this. He's an avid collector. I know some would call
it an addiction. Sure of CDs and l Yes, I love Vinyl,
I love the Vinyl so I love vinyls sah Okay, Yeah, I got
about a twenty five hundred LPs and CDs in the collection I've got. I
got a wall in my family room that's, you know, four feet by
fifteen feet of just LPs. And then my whole garage is full of CDs.
That's amazing, Okay, And honestly, only some of them I actually
picked up in the radio business, because you know, when you work in
radio, especially back in the day, we used to get a lot of
free CDs. Not so much anymore, you know. Yeah, No,
I'm always hounding around these used record stores and stuff like that. You can
find me, you know, digging deep doing them. I'm surprised I haven't
run into you there saying which one is there? My favorite one is in
a mesa. I love reanimated. So that is the place. Those guys,
they are awesome. Three times. They know they're stuff. So the
guy who owns it used to be the manager of the old music trader oh
right, yeah, the one in PB and then one by San Diego State,
and so he knows his stuff inside out. He knows what things are
worth, he knows what old albums are worth, and what's going to sell
and what's not. And so it's great because there's a lot of obscure stuff
that isn't going to sell that well that I'll find for three bucks. I'm
so excited. Alphabetized largely Oh my god, My CD is so anal that
my LP collection is is alphabetized by letter, so it's just you know,
by artist. You know, here's the A's, here's the bees and so
on. Oh my god, my hEDS. Though, hold on, I
might just have an orgasm. Hold on, he gets it, gets better,
Eric, hold on. My CDs are sub alphabetized in order by artists
name, sub organized by release date. All my albums are in order from
the self titled debut of Vapor Trails in twenty fourteen. Can I hug you
a couple of my CDs out of order and then I'm gonna start over the
whole process might have isn't that the word? Or if you get something new
and there's no room and I'm like, damn, I gotta go, and
oh yeah, I gotta I gotta move a half a dozen things over into
the next racket. I know your pain. Are you like this with everything?
Like? Are you this detail oriented with everything? Do you know?
The thing about OCD is that the letters aren't in alphabetical order. That makes
me crazy. That's a little joke, folks. No, it should be
cdo Okay, anyway, I'll be here all night, folks. Okay,
keep your weight hanging out, so Darren and I oftentimes during a break in
traffic we'll talk. So the other day I said something to the effect Darren,
I'm totally into aliens and us right now. Do you believe? And
then he says, well, I do, but I think that we may
have we may have it wrong about the origin of these things, both the
UFOs, aliens and also what we call cryptids paranormal activity. Especially I'm a
big fan of the Lockness Monster. I don't know what it is about the
Lockness Monster sasquatch, of course love that stuff. But yeah, no,
So you know, Laura and I we often commiserate between reports because there's always
something to talk about, and she's hilarious, so you know, we always
talk about this kind of stuff. But yeah, no, I have an
interesting theory, and I'm not an expert, and I've done no research on
this. I have nothing to back this up. I just this is what
I believe, is that when it comes to aliens or what we consider aliens
or ets, I think that they're not actually from that far away. I
think the vastness of space is the great equalizer, and I don't think it's
easy to just travel millions of light years to get to the other side of
the universe. I don't think it works that way. I think a lot
of these species are actually native or semi native to this planet. I think
that they have lived among us for a long time, and their greatest skill,
their greatest adaptation to survive, is they avoid people. So I can't
believe that you said that right now, because did you just see the footage
that is making its rounds on the internet right now of what which one?
Where they're where they're interrogating an alien and dying. No, no, no,
no, no, not where he's dying that he said. The guy
says, where where do you come from? And he said it's I have
no comprehension of and it's very you can understand it. But he says,
we we come from uh wars and so we're already here, but we've been
annihilated and there are only few of us survived. Are these the alien with
the eyes the big head? Do you believe the grays live among us then?
And they're just they know how to hide. I mean, it sounds
like there are multiple species, you know, and it's this is one option.
Is the refugee from war thing. Honestly, the plot of Superman,
honestly, where where maybe they set frozen embryos across space and had the robots
on board taking care of them until they got to a habitable planet, and
then they kind of receded and recolonized. And if this is such an advanced
species, they can hide from us in places that we don't go. You
know where Superman has this fortress of solitude in the Arctic, and people don't
go there, so they don't know it exists. It sure seems like aliens
love the ocean. Whatever we consider to be aliens, there seems to be
this very strong connection to the ocean and these under underwater objects, these submersibles,
unidentified submersible objects, things like that. We know more about the surface
of the Moon than we do about the bottom of the ocean. So there's
there's so many places to hide. And let's face if people are not nice,
people are not always humans. Homo sapiens are not necessarily the best species
to coexist with on this planet. We tend to compete for resources, yeah,
and we have our own self interests in mind. And I would think
for any of these these creatures that are so elusive. That is their nature.
That is what has helped them survive through the generations is if they stay
the hell away from us. Yeah, and that's what the alien said,
you know, is we're not here to hurt anybody. We just want to
observe, right and right? What about just want to hide out? They
just you know, they just want to stay out of trouble. It's the
same with Bigfoot, you think absolutely. I think. I think Bigfoot is
a descendant of Gigantopithecus, which is a hominid ancestor of man, or an
offshoot of what became Homo sapien. And the ones that have survived through the
eons are the ones that knew to stay the hell away from us, stay
away from human beings as much as possible, especially their civilization, because we're
testing. I'm sure they're a lot nicer. There can be a cave with
a with a Bigfoot family living in it that we will never have access to,
you because they know that it's so hidden that humans can't yet. Sure,
they'll do something to scare us off. They seem like they're pretty good
at doing that, you know, I mean, if we really set you
know, we sent a marine corps down to go find them. We'd probably
eventually find it, but we're not going to do that. And it's there's
nothing to be gained from that, you know. I mean, it's what
about lockness, same thing. Okay. So here's we've had so many species
on this planet that we thought were extinct or had gone away, or we're
you know, just didn't exist, and then they turn up. You know,
the kraken was a mythical giant squid, and then they found the giant
Humboldt squid, and like, holy crap. This thing as a sea monster.
It's got tentacles that are twenty feet long. It's this monstrous thing.
We've never seen it will. It lives hundreds of feet below the surface,
so you're not going to find it unless one just happens to wash up on
shore. They're really famous. One of course, is the Sela cat,
which was a fish. It was a species of fish that was supposedly extinct
since the age of the dinosaurs, and then in nineteen ten one washes up
on a beach in South Africa and they're like, holy craft, this is
an extinct species that we thought only existed in the fossil record. And here's
a live fish that was breathing yesterday. And is that the one with the
underbite and that like weird light thing that comes to those No, but that's
another one, that's the anglerfish. And because I love I love these exotic
species, this is definitely something I'm interested in. So and that's something and
again we haven't really we've only begun to understand those species because it's only been
a few years that we've had these deep sea submersibles where we could observe what
was outside. Yeah, a military submarine, they don't they don't see anything.
They operate my sonar. They're looking for other ships. They're looking for
cliffs and underwater formations. But you don't have windows on a submarine. You're
not out there looking, oh, check the fish. It doesn't work that
way. But now that we've gotten these scientific submersibles and they start owing these
super deep parts of the ocean, they're finding stuff like the angler fish,
which is you know, this big underbite and the light that comes over the
top. All these animals that have bioluminescence, these rainbow stripes that glow,
and all kinds of beautiful species we've never experienced before. Is it really that
crazy that maybe there's a large eel or a large sturgeon or some other megafish
that lives in these cold freshwater lakes at these northern climates. Because it's not
just the Lochness Monster. You've got the Lochness Monster in Scotland, and then
you've got Champ in Lake Champlain in northern New York near the Canadian border.
Champ Champ is the Lake Champlain Monster. So Lake Champlain is around Plattsburgh,
New York, Burlington, Vermont, and south of Montreal, Canada, which
is, you know, one of the big lakes there in upstate New York.
And people there's been legends for hundreds of years if there's a sea monster
that lives in Lake Champlain, and that's the American Locknest Monster. Same thing
in Lake by Call in Russia and Siberia. There's these stories that people have
this monster that lives in the lake and it's just it's so cold, it's
so hard to explore. The water is so deep. Something could hide there
for centuries and you'd never know it. You'd never know it. There is
something so massive, that is so unbelievably massive in our ocean that we're going
to be like blown away. Now do you think the government knows more than
they're saying about this kind of thing? Okay, do you think they're slowly
releasing information to us? Yeah, that remains to be seen, because I
think, if anything, government is more concerned about the fact that they don't
know so much about these species that they don't have an answer. You don't
want to go to the public and say, hey, it turns out that
there are super intelligent species living a must among us. It might be aliens.
Well, we don't know anything about them. We don't know what they're
gonna do. Well, no idea what their intentions are or what their capabilities
are. But your government's going to protect you. I think a lot of
what they're not telling us is what they don't know, because that's the scary
part you expect. If the government's going to release information and say aliens are
real, we're immediately all going to turn around and say, Okay, what
are they, where did they come from, what are they doing? And
what are you going to do about And we don't know the answer to those
things. You know what, I think there might be an alien in this
room. Why do you say that I think, and I'm going to point
the finger at you, Laura Kane. What do I do? She can
go weeks without pooping? Oh my god, why do you ever do my
coworker that? Oh? Sorry, was that too much? Did I?
But I think that makes you. I think I think she can go to
depths of the sea very easily, like she was just in Cancoon. No,
I was in Cabo Wednesday to Sunday. I didn't poop the whole time.
Didn't poop the whole time, which it's fine. I felt, Okay,
superpower, Are you right? I see, I'm saying a little alien
like hitting me. Look on vacation, I can't. It's the weirdest thing.
I went to the Bonaru Festival in Tennessee several years ago. It's you
know, like three four days where you have nothing but porta potties intents like
I would have really liked to not have to poop three days. That would
have been great. Like once I got off the airplane, like, I'm
good until we get the hotel on the last night on the way up.
Yeah that's not how But this one man can go for like months at a
time. Yeah, yeah, no, I see, And this is The
reason that I say that is because probably her journey to the depths of the
ocean. Right, she can't poop, so take a while, you know.
And oh, let me tell you, there is nothing worse than when
somebody poops on a submarine. It is closed quarters unless it's unless it's down
the aisle of an airplane. Yeah, and in a submarine unless it's not
a you know, an international flight out the Barcelona where somebody just has explosive
diarrhea that I just can't get. I've never had waffle House before you boarded
the plane in Atlanta, Bobby. This is this is why I don't eat
before a flight. Well, we know that never, Laura will never happen.
No, never, Oh no, that would never happen. Yeah.
Yeah, I can't get away from that. But no, I am able
to at least hold out for a flight. I can hold out for a
flight, but like multiple days, no, no, no, no no.
That's why she has to get botox on a on a very regular basis,
because otherwise that third eye like starts to come out right, yeah,
right, her secret center of that little little chocolate Yeah, were the species
we're talking about. She downplays it, but you know it's true. You
know she's a cyborg. I'm working with this girl. I know what she's
like. All right, Darren, out of your entire LP collection. If
your house, god forbid, was burning, though, and you were to
grab one those LPs, which one would it be done? I know you
have to. I would burn to death trying to figure out what's taking Oh,
think here, all right, it's really it's a good answer. It's
really obscure. How about three EP from XTC? I don't know if you
like the band XTC, great English band from the eighties. I have a
really super rare EP from them that's worth a lot of money, so I'd
probably take that. I have some I have some jazz stuff that's really valuable,
some things that I inherited from my brother that are worth a lot of
money. It would be hard to just let those things burn up. Boy,
that's a tough one. I mean i'd be like, can I take
a box? Like, who's your favorite artist? Oh, that's tough.
That's tough to favorite my favorite band? We will say. I'm a huge
fishhead. So I'm going to Cancun in February to go see fish play on
the beach and we're gonna be there for four days. It's gonna be out
of freaking control. So I'm a huge Fishead, so I will always say
that one of my favorite bands of all time. Just it's my music geek
thing coming through. I'm a huge rush Head, love rush Boy. Beyond
that, it's tough. I mean, I get into some weird stuff.
I like. I really love an English band called the Kaiser Chiefs. I
don't know if they're familiar with them. They're kind of they got a little
bit of Arctic Monkeys, a little bit of early XTC in the jam in
them. It's it's very snotty English, Midlands punky. I just love the
Kaiser Chiefs. Huge fan of those guys. And they're they're a modern artist.
Their their career was two thousand and three to two thousand and fifteen.
What's the latest LPU bought? What's the last one you bought? What was?
I mean, well, you know it was probably an armful of stuff.
I know I picked up recently. I got the first album from Return
to Forever, which is a jazz fusion chick corea Stanley Clark Aldmola. That
was really fantastic. I got their first album just recently on vinyl. Uh
you've founded in a dusty bin for four dollars or something like that. You
know, just it's not the best, No, it's just I mean,
I go skipping out of the record. I have to go off of it.
I'm gonna have to spread out the room and the rs to make room
for so. Yeah, yeah, I know that was a good recent one.
I'm trying to think. Well, I just mentioned The Jam. I
did get like their second album just recently. I love Paul Weller, the
singer from the Jam. Just fantastic. Uh, British power trio kind of
a cross between punk and the Beatles almost. Uh so love that stuff.
I'm trying to think of some other stuff. Actually, I got some Fish
on vinyl recently, the album Fuego, which they did in twenties thirteen something
like that, which was pretty good. Isn't Fish the same song over and
over again? You know? That's where you're wrong. It's just the each
song, especially when they performed Lives Extended Out. They jam. They they're
a jam band, and that's part of it. Keep going. See because
she's an alien, her hearing hasn't formed quite that stop it. She just
can't comprehend human music. Yeah, you know how it goes with these jam
bands, with Fish, the Grateful Dead, Yeah, Widespread Panic, any
of these kind of bands like that. You either really like Dave Matthews you
just say that they're kind of they kind of do that too, right,
ye, Dave Matthews band. Though you would never go on tour to see
Dave Matthews. I mean I've seen him several times. Actually, I've going
back to the poop story behind Dave matthews band. Tour bus at Bonnaroo was
the site of a particularly egregious incident because I was working for kPr I at
the time, so we had like semi backstage passes, so we couldn't actually
go backstage. We would go to all the restricted areas, and so they
had the tour buses parked behind the stages there, and the uh, the
porta potties there were not as hot and miserable and Tennessee summertime as the stuff
in the general population was. But yeah, I think I think the guys
in Dave Matthews band were probably pretty upset with me after I finished using the
facilities. It's amazing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't eate a hot
dog from a music festival and then yes, I think Carter Beauford had some
strong words as I left the area. That was a bad one. But
no Dave Matthews band, Okay, they're gonna play mostly the same set every
night. You're never gonna go on tour and see Dave Matthews. Like you'll
go to a fun, exotic city to go see him, but you won't
see him three four nights in a row because they're gonna play the same set
or more or less. You know, they'll switch up a couple of songs.
You can see Fish ten shows in a row, and they will not
play the same song twice. You mean in this in the same order.
They will not play the same song at any of the shows. So I
just saw they have that. I just saw them three nights at the Hollywood
Bowl and they played a completely different set every night. That's cool. They
have a ton of music, and then of course they stretch everything out with
the jams and there's all this jazzy funk stuff going on that they can stretch
it out of me. Sometimes a three hour Fish concert is nine songs.
I mean, I've been to shows like that where they got a little bit
excessive in the late nineties and stuff, you know, before they before they
quit doing a lot of drugs. Uh. Nine three hour fish show,
nine songs. Laura didn't even stay for Elton John. So she'll she'll be
she'll be out. That's when I knew you were in twenty minutes. I
shot you that night. They are free tickets, and she walked out like
thirty minutes. Yeah, no, no daring boom. I was mad at
such a great show. That was probably the best concert I have ever been
to. His last hour too, Yeah, I was so park What a
performance, what a production? Totally? Do you have any alien music to
like that? What we need? We need to get a theremin in here
some what I saw the songs that I wanted to see. I walked around
and saw the venue you. I bought a T shirt. I had my
fun and then I think I had to do your shift of the morning mister,
so I had to be up afore I am. Now you're left regardless
because you always do that. Oh sorry, Sears, either you or John
Monty did have to cover me the next take because there was no way in
hell I was going It was about to work the next morning. Yeah,
I'm sure it was. We stayed at the Horton Grand Hotel. Have you
ever been there? That's haunted? Oh did you see anything? Oh it's
weird. Yeah I saw blood on the ceiling. Shut up. Yeah,
and I don't. I mean, I believe in all kinds of cookie stuff
involving aliens and sasquatch and Lockdess, monster and all those things. Ghosts I'm
not really so much into. But there are haunted places in the Horton Grand
Hotel is a haunted place. There is no question about it is freaking weird.
People stay there. Let that Whaley House. We got a list,
I know. We want to stay at one of those houses overnight, just
to see if like or like one of the hotels that hotel, or cut
the to do the night vision cameras just get pulped out constantly. Oh yeah,
hell no, yeah, what do you mean? No, no glasses,
go there and do nothing. I'm in Will you come with us,
but Darren will come with us. The nights lights on all night, howel
slept. I've slept at the whale house before. I will sleep through anything.
Yeah, I've never slept at the whale house. That that would be
something that would be It was terrify. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
do the full nine yards. You're gonna shut up about it? You mean
stayed there whole night? Sure, I left it like two in the morning.
I couldn't take it. No, we're gonna stay the whole night.
Listen matter the Grand, We're gonna do both. We'll do both so fun.
I will get on it. I will call okay what My wife and
I actually met the guys from the TV show Ghost Adventures with Zach and the
other guys and they do all the haunted buildings and stuff like that. We
met them outside a hotel about a year and a half ago something like that,
and they were doing I think they were doing the Horton Grand that weekend.
They were like, Yeah, we're doing this old hotel in downtown San
Diego. We're down here for the you know, this weekend, we're gonna
do this show. We were talking to for just a couple of minutes,
and it was kind of weird because they're a little standoffish. They were.
This was at the end of the pandemic and they were all still wearing full
masks and like staying six feet back and that's fine. But you know,
we were just kind of trying to chat them up because they were waiting for
an uber to take him into town. We were down in Coronado, and
they were like, yeah, a lot of the show is just kind of
walking around in the dark with night vision cameras and getting freaked out by little
sounds and we're tripping over things. And they edited together to make it look
like it's a much scarier situation than it is. Were just so doing it.
The sad thing is you can still tell that's exactly what's happening even after
that day. Yeah, yeah, totally true. All right, right now,
Darren, I want you to go home because I know you have to
wake up. I don't want you to leave. I don't want you to
leave because we've been having a great time and we want to joke that I
worked ten days a week and it really feels that way doing the splintships on
the air. I have another in the music business. I know, Oh
yes, bothered you obviously sitting there in between traffic reports, making sales calls.
You know, real professional. You never are bothering me, by the
way, I know, but I appreciate that. It's nice to work with
people who are so get because not everybody's that cool. So Karen, you'll
like this. Guess what's happening on the twenty first of this month. Yes?
What? Three of my songstresses have new albums coming out. Darren will
not be interested in in a one of these. Kelly Clarkson thoughts, Carrie
Underwood, and Kylie Minogue. Kylie Minogue has been milking that career. Those
new songs of hers tension and are so good. I was in junior high
when she first hit. I am not a young person. She's like,
she looks great though still smoking hot. Yeah, yeah, No, Kylie
Minogue is right up there with like Susannah Hoffs of the Bengals of Women over
sixty that I'm like, oh yeah, sorry, honey, Oh wait,
I'll tell you my Susannah Hoff story out. I got to hear this.
Okay, say hi to your wife, Amy. I will thank you so
much for having me get two doggies and your Katie Cat. Yes indeed,
yes, and your massive collection of music. Oh my gosh, one of
these days will come over or he would love to see it, I'm sure.
Okay, thank you, so much for being on with us. I
love your theory. I think you're great. I love working with you.
You're a good person. Up, but I want you to go home and
go to sleep, because, like you gotta wake up and you look it
up. It's eight o'clock here on the West Coast, which for most people
is like no big deal, but you know, yeah, no, I'm
up at four o'clock in the morning fifty nine and thirty seconds on Sandy Goes
Morning News on AM six hundred Cogo. I'll be there with Ted, Ted
and LaDonna first thing in the morning. Trust me, if you listen to
the radio, you know like, oh that guy that's you. This is
Oh yes, that's fun. That's a fun morning show. It really is
very informative, very funny. I loved ten of La Donna. They're hilarious
together. They are unbelievably quick. They are so well prepared. They are
so professional. You never hear that like I feel so bad because like I'll
get caught like with a live reportment let me pour my throat real quick.
You never hear anything like that from those guys. They are ready to rock
all the time, top notch. It is an honor to work with them,
and it's an honor to work with you. Laura, San Diego radio
icon, veteran of Jeff and Jare and all these. I mean, you've
been You've been doing this for a long time. I used to listen to
you when I wasn't working in the radio business. So you Daren's always on
me too. Oh how the mighty fall on so many? Here's a chair.
No, you were trying to rub it into me. You were like,
oh, I know, I was take it. Oh my god,
Brian, Oh my god, this is good podcast. Oh my god.
Didn't leave my spot open for you? Oh? Shoot, you have to
park in the street. Didn't you anyway to park right across the street?
That's good, that's good. All right, Well, thank you so much.
Appreciate dark and I will see you in the hood soon. Okay,
so now we have a host chat. Let's see. I'm going to go
first. As you've noticed, something is missing from the house, Thank the
Lord. Maybe Jesus. Now, let's see. This was about three months
ago. Somebody gave me this big, giant, hairy egg chair that was
from Pottery Barn. That was a teenager's chair and it was a nine hundred
chair. It looked like something Lady Gaga would emerge out. It would happen
egg pretty much. It was awful. Wow, So I took the dare
kind of. They said, oh, you can't reupholster that. There's no
way. I don't know how to reupholster furniture. But guess what I sure
as hell did. I reupholstered it with charp on material. Today sold the
damn thing for a hundred dollars. Babbies, somebody bought my Wow. I
know I did it with a glue gun. Sprague glue and sharp material.
Those are the only things I use. So I'm praying this little girl was
like, this is gonna be my new reading spot. I'm like please.
But anyway, it used to be right there, and the boys hated it
because they said it looked like a urinal and now it's gone. They told
us that was just like a little round curinal cake. That's wonderful. And
they hate the leopard chair too, but that's not going anywhere. Oh,
Darren, come on, it's awesome. No, thank you. So I'm
a big fan of questionable taste, So I bet you love Laura the dressed
like every day. Come on, if that is. I'm not known for
making good decisions. So I work in the radio business. I'm not exactly
what you call a planner. Okay, okay, we both were the same
that way. Oh my god, I'm telling you. Okay, So I
know you have a host chat. Is it about Team? Yes? Okay?
Have you heard of this app called Temo? I've heard, you've seen,
you've seen the you've seen the yet orange. Yes, it's everywhere.
I'm begging you, no, don't don't go down that rabbit hole. Oh
okay, okay, So what happened that? Yeah? Did you did you
order something from that site? I did? Okay? How long did it
take to get to you from the time you ordered it? Because this all
comes from Chat within a week. That's shocking. What did you get from
Team? I will show you. I have everything in that little Gucci back.
Will you hand him the Gucci bagh? Of course, the Gucci darling?
Will you hand him the Gucci bag? Clase? There we go,
darling? All right, darling? Okay, is that did you get that
from? All Right? That's that's real. That's so I ordered several things.
What's saucy? Okay, So here we go show and tell. I
love Psycho Bunny. Okay, I wear it all the time. So I
thought they had Psycho Bunny hats, so I thought, okay, okay,
cute. How much they usually run? Eighty five ninety three bucks? You're
kidding me there, they're that much. That's that's a cute hat. Okay,
all right. Well, since we're not on the radio, you can
say, don't be a cocksucker, don't be a rooster. Lollipops, don't
be a rooster lollipop. It's gonna say that too. It was two dollars.
That kind of looks like a two dollar hat. It fits great.
I love it, Okay, all right, as long as you love it,
all right. Then I got a Psycho Bunny T shirt. Okay,
let's shirts. Okay, it's fabulous, all right. Another He has also
an extensive collection of T shirts. I would imagine it's more than he will
ever need. That's great, that's good, it's I saw that. That's
funny. And then there's yet another T shirt, this one that says you're
my crush. And it's a steam roller. Yeah, it's a little girl
rolling over a little boy with a look. It's Laura and Eric right after
this show, and then I got dark but still funny psycho bunny shorts.
Let me see the Eric. Yeah, I just want to say straight man
would not wear those, no way? What a street mans on the short?
Yeah, but it comes down here so you don't really, it doesn't
really most difficcentuate your hips, most different shortstle more curvyte. How much was
the total? Seventeen dollars? Did you use a coupon that? You know?
How they have? Have you washed him yet though? Have they survived
a full two cycles of no? Yeah? Did you use a credit card?
Because somebody some people say that they they steal credit? I did,
Nothing has happened, okay, again it came the USPS. Oh it did?
Is okay. I also heard they have some hippoty hops like it's a
lot like Ali Baba or Ali Express exactly. And that was the thing Ali
Express was so obnoxious though, was because they were very loose with their sizing,
shall we say so For a bigger guy like me, it's tough because
you know, like I ordered this like a custom Padres Jersey. It was
really nice. It was like thirty bucks something with norm It cost three hundred
Bucks. This is the greatest deal ever, you know. And I wear
a triple X. I got that thing home. It says triple X on
the tag. It's a large. Oh no, my wife squeezes into it
once in a while when we go to games. And that's about it.
That's the best we can do. So we I ordered from Ali Expressed one
time something for the show. I ordered a Madonna T shirt and I ordered
a medium because that's what I take. And it came and I could only
get it here. So we have a picture of Laura and I were my
whole It looks like I'm just wearing a You're just like Jim terry On in
living color, just exactly doing the braids and stuff like. I feel pretty,
yeah, exact. That is awesome. But the T shirts fit great
good? Okay, Okay, so once I washed them, I will let
you know. Thank you. I may or may not at that price.
Who cares? Is there? I did buy Laura something. Wait, I'm
gonna show you what you're gonna shit, it's so funny. Okay, can
you show it or you're gonna show it to him? Oh after the show,
all right, Brian producer Brian does something called the wild card and he
has a segment you want to stay for that? Really? Okay? Okay,
all right, this one's gonna it might be fast, we'll seem okay.
Oh, he's bringing out I've never seen the stuffel bag that producer,
Brian. You probably don't want to see the inside of the stuffel bag.
Is this something we're gonna have to eat or smell or ingest in any way?
Anyways, let me get my duffel bag. Oh my god, this
is awesome for this week? Right? What have you forgot it? No?
It was eating Oh wait, it was something we were supposed to possibly
eat. I'll explain to you after the ship. Oh my god. Oh
can you do it next week? Yeah? Okay, so don't tell us,
so I won't. Okay, I've gotta saying better for next week.
Okay, Okay, since we're not doing Bran's card, I have to tell
you what happened with TSA. Oh okay on your recent trip. He recently
went to Washington, Yes, okay for two weeks, and it was my
first time using my TSA. I did have clear and then I so unbeknownst
to me, I knew you didn't have to take your shoes off. But
what I didn't know is I couldn't have my sunglasses hanging on my neck.
I couldn't have my car keys in my pocket. So of course I walked
through and it's like whoop whoopoo, you know, and they're like, oh,
you have to take all this stuff off. So flying back from Seattle,
I was on one of the last flights out, and you know,
you can check and it's like no, wait. So I go through and
I had bought at a farmer's market these little travel size of these jams and
a bag of bath salts that were completely sealed, like and I didn't open.
I thought you were making meth or something. Oh my god, you
have no idea. So my flight left like I don't know if it nine
ten, I can't remember. But I got there about forty minutes early and
I get right through TSA and I walk through and I've got I have my
belt off, i have my phone in my backpack, everything, but I
had a sweatshirt tied around my shoulders and the woman goes, no, you
can't walk through with that. You have to put it. So I put
it on top of my backpack. Come around, waiting, waiting, waiting.
People are waiting. Suddenly the guy goes, whose backpack is this and
I said it's mine. You've got the two pounds of method and he goes,
crystalline subject in here. So he goes, I'm gonna need to have
somebody check your bag, and I'm like okay. He goes, is there
anything you want to tell me? And I said no, And so I'm
waiting, waiting, waiting. Finally this guy comes and takes my bag and
he's like, okay, we're gonna put it over here. So I just
loped down on the table. I'm just like sitting there. More people come,
well, people were behind me. I'm no more like officials, no,
just him and I didn't have the swarm of lunch right. They didn't
want to like give me an anal probe or anything, thank goodness. So
I am waiting and the guy goes he's looking through the screen and you can
see my glasses in my book and everything. And then he goes, do
you have anything breakable in here? And I said just a jar of jam
and some seashells. And he goes, do you have a bag of sand?
And I said, oh no, those are bass salts and he goes,
they're what. I go, bassaltsation. This is on the flight to
San Diego. This is usually on the flight to Oklahoma. Sit. Yeah,
I go. So he looks at me and I'm all and as I'm
saying it, I'm like, oh, I mean, like for the bath
like I got. I'm at a farmer's market and he goes, I'm gonna
need to see that, and I'm like okay. So I go and grab
the backpack and go to stick my hand inside and he yells out, I
almost ship my pants. He yells out, don't touch the backpack. Everybody
behind me turns and looks, and I'm all, oh my god, So
I just stop. He I go, it's under the book. So he
pulls it out and then he's like, oh, they really are puzzled,
and I'm like yeah. So he does them off and squirts that stuff on
it and does all this. We did like the stuff, and I thought
he was gonna say, well, you can't bring these on the plane,
and I was like, wow, darn it. They smell so good.
They were like a ginger smells so good. So because I like to take
bows and read so every night, so he says Okay. He hands them
back to me and he goes, do you want to repack your bag?
And I'm or should I? And I go no, I'll do it.
I had everything in there the way I wanted it, So I pat my
stuff in. I get my phone out and look at the time, and
I've got ten minutes. My flight's already boarded, like I've got yeah before
the flight takes off. So I grab my carry on in my bag and
I go. Now, at the Seattle Airport, you're you kind of go
in at Gate D. You have to go down a bunch of escalators to
get to the train that takes you to gate. And oh, I hate
those airports with the subways or whatever. So I'm like, oh my god,
I have barely enough time. So I get down there. And because
I won't poop or p on a plane, I thought before I board the
plane, I better because it's a two hour flight. I was like,
I better P. So I go to P and I go to take my
sweatshirt off and I'm all and that sweatshirt was expensive, so I'm like shit,
so I'm it was still back at the TSA station. Oh god,
I go, I have to take the train back and I'm like, it's
somebody's gonna see the label and just be like it's mine now, but you
only okay. So I rushed back and I go back and it's right at
the end of the at the yeah you know thing, and the guy's putting
it in a bag and I just look at him like he must have thought
I was insane. I just grab it. I'm all that's mine, and
I totally take off running back downstairs back to the train. I made it
with like three minutes to spare. Oh my god. I got on that
plane and I looked like a big, puffy, sweaty. He probably watched
you the entire time. They you were suspicious. Well this was the best
part. There was hardly anybody on my flight. Oh that's like I had
the whole road to myself. So yeah, you probably looked like you got
away sneaking your meth into the airport when the bathroom did it. And just
in the middle of the flight, I'm like, what do you mean it's
do is it going Oakland? Let me find a plane, I'll do it.
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