WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:41.359 Super wello everybody, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane, 2 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:45.359 your host. My co host is Eric Rimmer. We have a third co 3 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:51.640 host. His name is Darren Edwards. Hey, everybody, we'll tell you 4 00:00:51.719 --> 00:00:55.479 about Darren in just a minute. First, we just wanted to welcome you 5 00:00:55.920 --> 00:01:02.880 and tell you please subscribe to our YouTube channel, our Instagram channel. Yeah, 6 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:06.920 that's just click click on it, switch click on that. That's all 7 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:15.680 you have to do is put it right on there and Andy. We also 8 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:19.560 have a survey up on our website, Loricane after dark dot com. If 9 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:23.760 you fill out this survey, it's like ten questions. Some of you have 10 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:26.760 already done it and we really appreciate appreciate it so much, given us some 11 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:32.519 really great feedback. But we're gonna put your email into a bowl. At 12 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:34.400 the end of the month. We're going to pick an email and that person 13 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:41.879 wins one hundred dollar bill and a Loricane after Dark t shirts that will snug 14 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:47.159 your body just perfectly. So make sure isn't that Nice's Hey, hundred bucks 15 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:49.959 is one hundred bucks, right, one hundred dollars cash money, baby, 16 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:55.400 So fill out that survey. Just leave your email if you would, and 17 00:01:55.439 --> 00:01:57.680 we'll put it in a bowl and then we won't harass you or sell it. 18 00:01:59.599 --> 00:02:01.760 Oh god, no we're not. We're not advanced enough for any of 19 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:13.120 that. I might Brian is Brian is advancedes Oh my gosh, Brian, 20 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:16.199 let me ask you something real quick. Is the monitor supposed to be working 21 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.960 right now? Because it's not. Are we supposed to be on YouTube right 22 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:25.879 now? No? I just wanted to make sure that we there, we 23 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:30.439 are, Hey, there we are. Thank god we had a monitor, 24 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:36.080 right. I can't rest straight on? I know right? What the change? 25 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:39.039 Did that? Not? No, there was just like a landscape. 26 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:45.000 It was like nothing. Okay, so hopefully yeah, so we're fine. 27 00:02:45.039 --> 00:02:49.719 See here's the thing, Darren. We don't edit, we're unfiltered, and 28 00:02:49.719 --> 00:02:53.080 we just we don't start over. We just we just do. We do 29 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:55.039 the damn thing. So that's how it works here. We do every day 30 00:02:55.080 --> 00:03:00.400 in live radio. So let's we're in and to see what happens exactly. 31 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:06.159 We want to get a dump button. I know, all right, we 32 00:03:06.319 --> 00:03:10.960 have for Laura, not for me, for you, brilliant. I don't 33 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:15.000 regret the thing I say. You bust out the big f more than that's 34 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:21.879 fine. We're on private broadcast, that's fine. And then Eric and then 35 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:23.840 we are hardly ever say it. Well, maybe you should say it. 36 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:27.439 No, I don't want to. I've learned a self sense. Are you 37 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:30.759 working in radio all these years? I still fail sometimes? But you know, 38 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:32.759 by the way, we'll ask him. If Lindsay says you're beautiful. 39 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:36.960 Oh that's very nice, thank you, Lindsay. Oh my god, from 40 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:40.719 the Fountain Cafe, Lindsay, So here we have Darren Edwards. If you 41 00:03:40.759 --> 00:03:46.560 don't now recognize his voice, he is a broadcaster. You may have heard 42 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:52.159 him on Cogo AM in the morning and the afternoon, or any of the 43 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:58.280 iHeart radio stations. He's on all the time. He works a double shift. 44 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:00.080 I don't even know how you do that, Darren morning and nights, 45 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.520 with a couple hours in between for maybe a n app. He's a musician 46 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:13.800 and he's a San Diego native. Nice he began his career remember one two 47 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:18.360 point one FM, the old sets, remember that my favorite rock artists in 48 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:24.360 sets. That's where he got to start Nice, which later became kPr. 49 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:28.160 I remember that. Oh yes, the Christian radios, well now it is 50 00:04:28.279 --> 00:04:32.040 Yeah, they got bought out by a nonprofit Christian group several years after I 51 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:38.040 left. Oh okay, so yeah, now it is a nonprofit religious station. 52 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:45.000 Oh wow, he's been doing traffic for a long time. I think, 53 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:48.920 Darren, that you are probably you and Tory are the best traffic horrors 54 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:53.040 we have. You're far too kind. No, I honestly believe that because 55 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.800 they give concise information up to date. They say it, you say it, 56 00:04:56.839 --> 00:05:00.000 well, you're very articulate and you're kid. No, it's true. 57 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:03.079 It's true. I'm always like when I'm in there and we were in the 58 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:06.759 studio together and I'm doing my traffic record, I'm always self conscious because I'm 59 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:10.680 like, oh my god, he's judging me. Think you do a bad 60 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:13.160 job. And she's Laura Kane man. I mean, she's been doing this 61 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:15.519 for a long time. She's like a radio icon in San Diego. And 62 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.040 she's worried about what I think. Oh my god, I so worry about 63 00:05:18.040 --> 00:05:20.800 it. I worry about it. I've had a Flora and I slept together 64 00:05:20.920 --> 00:05:25.879 that she'd just talked about it in her sleep. She'd be like, on, 65 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:30.959 oh my god, it happened. Oh see, I bet Oh mean, 66 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.560 if you slept in the same room I was like, why is that? 67 00:05:33.839 --> 00:05:39.199 Why are those two things connected? This was going places I hadn't expected 68 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:42.199 this earlier. The show will happen, this will happen. We're gonna be 69 00:05:42.199 --> 00:05:44.879 talking about big Foot later, and this all of a sudden, I'm like, 70 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.720 oh, we're already at the highlight of the show's busting out right off 71 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:50.319 the bat. I do bring it every once, and I wish you had 72 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:58.560 just say the reason Darren is in here is because I want people to meet 73 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:01.000 him and see his face, because we're behind the bike a lot of times. 74 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:04.240 But also, we were having a conversation the other day and I'm like, 75 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:08.720 you're coming on the podcast to talk about that, but first we need 76 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:14.160 to talk about your extensive collection of music. Sure, my ears fell off 77 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:18.040 when I heard this. He's an avid collector. I know some would call 78 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:23.199 it an addiction. Sure of CDs and l Yes, I love Vinyl, 79 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:26.759 I love the Vinyl so I love vinyls sah Okay, Yeah, I got 80 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:30.240 about a twenty five hundred LPs and CDs in the collection I've got. I 81 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:32.480 got a wall in my family room that's, you know, four feet by 82 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:38.040 fifteen feet of just LPs. And then my whole garage is full of CDs. 83 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:42.040 That's amazing, Okay, And honestly, only some of them I actually 84 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:44.160 picked up in the radio business, because you know, when you work in 85 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:46.560 radio, especially back in the day, we used to get a lot of 86 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:49.040 free CDs. Not so much anymore, you know. Yeah, No, 87 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:53.319 I'm always hounding around these used record stores and stuff like that. You can 88 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:56.199 find me, you know, digging deep doing them. I'm surprised I haven't 89 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:59.879 run into you there saying which one is there? My favorite one is in 90 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:04.839 a mesa. I love reanimated. So that is the place. Those guys, 91 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:09.800 they are awesome. Three times. They know they're stuff. So the 92 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:14.879 guy who owns it used to be the manager of the old music trader oh 93 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:17.240 right, yeah, the one in PB and then one by San Diego State, 94 00:07:17.279 --> 00:07:20.639 and so he knows his stuff inside out. He knows what things are 95 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.920 worth, he knows what old albums are worth, and what's going to sell 96 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:27.800 and what's not. And so it's great because there's a lot of obscure stuff 97 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:31.600 that isn't going to sell that well that I'll find for three bucks. I'm 98 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:42.360 so excited. Alphabetized largely Oh my god, My CD is so anal that 99 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:46.079 my LP collection is is alphabetized by letter, so it's just you know, 100 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:48.800 by artist. You know, here's the A's, here's the bees and so 101 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:51.600 on. Oh my god, my hEDS. Though, hold on, I 102 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:55.399 might just have an orgasm. Hold on, he gets it, gets better, 103 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:59.959 Eric, hold on. My CDs are sub alphabetized in order by artists 104 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:07.000 name, sub organized by release date. All my albums are in order from 105 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:15.600 the self titled debut of Vapor Trails in twenty fourteen. Can I hug you 106 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:18.560 a couple of my CDs out of order and then I'm gonna start over the 107 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:22.959 whole process might have isn't that the word? Or if you get something new 108 00:08:22.959 --> 00:08:24.480 and there's no room and I'm like, damn, I gotta go, and 109 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:28.120 oh yeah, I gotta I gotta move a half a dozen things over into 110 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:31.920 the next racket. I know your pain. Are you like this with everything? 111 00:08:31.159 --> 00:08:33.919 Like? Are you this detail oriented with everything? Do you know? 112 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:39.200 The thing about OCD is that the letters aren't in alphabetical order. That makes 113 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:43.559 me crazy. That's a little joke, folks. No, it should be 114 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:48.480 cdo Okay, anyway, I'll be here all night, folks. Okay, 115 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:52.919 keep your weight hanging out, so Darren and I oftentimes during a break in 116 00:08:54.039 --> 00:09:01.440 traffic we'll talk. So the other day I said something to the effect Darren, 117 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:05.960 I'm totally into aliens and us right now. Do you believe? And 118 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:11.960 then he says, well, I do, but I think that we may 119 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:16.480 have we may have it wrong about the origin of these things, both the 120 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:20.919 UFOs, aliens and also what we call cryptids paranormal activity. Especially I'm a 121 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:24.279 big fan of the Lockness Monster. I don't know what it is about the 122 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:28.480 Lockness Monster sasquatch, of course love that stuff. But yeah, no, 123 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:33.240 So you know, Laura and I we often commiserate between reports because there's always 124 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:35.679 something to talk about, and she's hilarious, so you know, we always 125 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:37.519 talk about this kind of stuff. But yeah, no, I have an 126 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:41.600 interesting theory, and I'm not an expert, and I've done no research on 127 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:43.320 this. I have nothing to back this up. I just this is what 128 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.440 I believe, is that when it comes to aliens or what we consider aliens 129 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:52.360 or ets, I think that they're not actually from that far away. I 130 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:56.039 think the vastness of space is the great equalizer, and I don't think it's 131 00:09:56.080 --> 00:10:00.759 easy to just travel millions of light years to get to the other side of 132 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:03.559 the universe. I don't think it works that way. I think a lot 133 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:07.720 of these species are actually native or semi native to this planet. I think 134 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:11.600 that they have lived among us for a long time, and their greatest skill, 135 00:10:11.639 --> 00:10:16.200 their greatest adaptation to survive, is they avoid people. So I can't 136 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:20.039 believe that you said that right now, because did you just see the footage 137 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:24.840 that is making its rounds on the internet right now of what which one? 138 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:33.639 Where they're where they're interrogating an alien and dying. No, no, no, 139 00:10:33.639 --> 00:10:35.320 no, no, not where he's dying that he said. The guy 140 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:39.480 says, where where do you come from? And he said it's I have 141 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:45.639 no comprehension of and it's very you can understand it. But he says, 142 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:54.120 we we come from uh wars and so we're already here, but we've been 143 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:58.279 annihilated and there are only few of us survived. Are these the alien with 144 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:05.120 the eyes the big head? Do you believe the grays live among us then? 145 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.000 And they're just they know how to hide. I mean, it sounds 146 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:11.279 like there are multiple species, you know, and it's this is one option. 147 00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:15.799 Is the refugee from war thing. Honestly, the plot of Superman, 148 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:22.080 honestly, where where maybe they set frozen embryos across space and had the robots 149 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:24.759 on board taking care of them until they got to a habitable planet, and 150 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:28.720 then they kind of receded and recolonized. And if this is such an advanced 151 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:31.879 species, they can hide from us in places that we don't go. You 152 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:35.679 know where Superman has this fortress of solitude in the Arctic, and people don't 153 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.039 go there, so they don't know it exists. It sure seems like aliens 154 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:43.879 love the ocean. Whatever we consider to be aliens, there seems to be 155 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:50.159 this very strong connection to the ocean and these under underwater objects, these submersibles, 156 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:54.840 unidentified submersible objects, things like that. We know more about the surface 157 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:58.000 of the Moon than we do about the bottom of the ocean. So there's 158 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:03.039 there's so many places to hide. And let's face if people are not nice, 159 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:07.000 people are not always humans. Homo sapiens are not necessarily the best species 160 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:11.840 to coexist with on this planet. We tend to compete for resources, yeah, 161 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:16.600 and we have our own self interests in mind. And I would think 162 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:20.360 for any of these these creatures that are so elusive. That is their nature. 163 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:24.399 That is what has helped them survive through the generations is if they stay 164 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:28.039 the hell away from us. Yeah, and that's what the alien said, 165 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:33.399 you know, is we're not here to hurt anybody. We just want to 166 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:37.240 observe, right and right? What about just want to hide out? They 167 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:39.519 just you know, they just want to stay out of trouble. It's the 168 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:43.159 same with Bigfoot, you think absolutely. I think. I think Bigfoot is 169 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:46.519 a descendant of Gigantopithecus, which is a hominid ancestor of man, or an 170 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:50.919 offshoot of what became Homo sapien. And the ones that have survived through the 171 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:54.960 eons are the ones that knew to stay the hell away from us, stay 172 00:12:54.960 --> 00:13:00.200 away from human beings as much as possible, especially their civilization, because we're 173 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:03.840 testing. I'm sure they're a lot nicer. There can be a cave with 174 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:09.919 a with a Bigfoot family living in it that we will never have access to, 175 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:13.639 you because they know that it's so hidden that humans can't yet. Sure, 176 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.440 they'll do something to scare us off. They seem like they're pretty good 177 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:18.840 at doing that, you know, I mean, if we really set you 178 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:22.519 know, we sent a marine corps down to go find them. We'd probably 179 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:24.360 eventually find it, but we're not going to do that. And it's there's 180 00:13:24.399 --> 00:13:28.240 nothing to be gained from that, you know. I mean, it's what 181 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:33.440 about lockness, same thing. Okay. So here's we've had so many species 182 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:37.399 on this planet that we thought were extinct or had gone away, or we're 183 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:41.320 you know, just didn't exist, and then they turn up. You know, 184 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:45.679 the kraken was a mythical giant squid, and then they found the giant 185 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:48.840 Humboldt squid, and like, holy crap. This thing as a sea monster. 186 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:52.799 It's got tentacles that are twenty feet long. It's this monstrous thing. 187 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:54.519 We've never seen it will. It lives hundreds of feet below the surface, 188 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:58.759 so you're not going to find it unless one just happens to wash up on 189 00:13:58.799 --> 00:14:01.399 shore. They're really famous. One of course, is the Sela cat, 190 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.639 which was a fish. It was a species of fish that was supposedly extinct 191 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.159 since the age of the dinosaurs, and then in nineteen ten one washes up 192 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:13.240 on a beach in South Africa and they're like, holy craft, this is 193 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:16.039 an extinct species that we thought only existed in the fossil record. And here's 194 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:22.279 a live fish that was breathing yesterday. And is that the one with the 195 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:24.240 underbite and that like weird light thing that comes to those No, but that's 196 00:14:24.279 --> 00:14:30.159 another one, that's the anglerfish. And because I love I love these exotic 197 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:33.320 species, this is definitely something I'm interested in. So and that's something and 198 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:39.039 again we haven't really we've only begun to understand those species because it's only been 199 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:41.399 a few years that we've had these deep sea submersibles where we could observe what 200 00:14:41.480 --> 00:14:46.279 was outside. Yeah, a military submarine, they don't they don't see anything. 201 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:48.919 They operate my sonar. They're looking for other ships. They're looking for 202 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:52.720 cliffs and underwater formations. But you don't have windows on a submarine. You're 203 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:54.840 not out there looking, oh, check the fish. It doesn't work that 204 00:14:54.879 --> 00:15:00.519 way. But now that we've gotten these scientific submersibles and they start owing these 205 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:03.200 super deep parts of the ocean, they're finding stuff like the angler fish, 206 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:07.240 which is you know, this big underbite and the light that comes over the 207 00:15:07.240 --> 00:15:11.799 top. All these animals that have bioluminescence, these rainbow stripes that glow, 208 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:16.519 and all kinds of beautiful species we've never experienced before. Is it really that 209 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:22.200 crazy that maybe there's a large eel or a large sturgeon or some other megafish 210 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:26.799 that lives in these cold freshwater lakes at these northern climates. Because it's not 211 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:30.240 just the Lochness Monster. You've got the Lochness Monster in Scotland, and then 212 00:15:30.279 --> 00:15:33.320 you've got Champ in Lake Champlain in northern New York near the Canadian border. 213 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.679 Champ Champ is the Lake Champlain Monster. So Lake Champlain is around Plattsburgh, 214 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:43.759 New York, Burlington, Vermont, and south of Montreal, Canada, which 215 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:46.039 is, you know, one of the big lakes there in upstate New York. 216 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:50.480 And people there's been legends for hundreds of years if there's a sea monster 217 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:54.000 that lives in Lake Champlain, and that's the American Locknest Monster. Same thing 218 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:58.960 in Lake by Call in Russia and Siberia. There's these stories that people have 219 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:03.240 this monster that lives in the lake and it's just it's so cold, it's 220 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:07.120 so hard to explore. The water is so deep. Something could hide there 221 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:11.000 for centuries and you'd never know it. You'd never know it. There is 222 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:18.000 something so massive, that is so unbelievably massive in our ocean that we're going 223 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:23.519 to be like blown away. Now do you think the government knows more than 224 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:27.960 they're saying about this kind of thing? Okay, do you think they're slowly 225 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:32.440 releasing information to us? Yeah, that remains to be seen, because I 226 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:36.320 think, if anything, government is more concerned about the fact that they don't 227 00:16:36.360 --> 00:16:40.879 know so much about these species that they don't have an answer. You don't 228 00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:44.000 want to go to the public and say, hey, it turns out that 229 00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:47.960 there are super intelligent species living a must among us. It might be aliens. 230 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:49.720 Well, we don't know anything about them. We don't know what they're 231 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:53.200 gonna do. Well, no idea what their intentions are or what their capabilities 232 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:56.440 are. But your government's going to protect you. I think a lot of 233 00:16:56.480 --> 00:17:00.639 what they're not telling us is what they don't know, because that's the scary 234 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:04.839 part you expect. If the government's going to release information and say aliens are 235 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:08.559 real, we're immediately all going to turn around and say, Okay, what 236 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:11.079 are they, where did they come from, what are they doing? And 237 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:14.880 what are you going to do about And we don't know the answer to those 238 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:18.160 things. You know what, I think there might be an alien in this 239 00:17:18.279 --> 00:17:23.920 room. Why do you say that I think, and I'm going to point 240 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:29.319 the finger at you, Laura Kane. What do I do? She can 241 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:33.920 go weeks without pooping? Oh my god, why do you ever do my 242 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:37.759 coworker that? Oh? Sorry, was that too much? Did I? 243 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:42.200 But I think that makes you. I think I think she can go to 244 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:48.000 depths of the sea very easily, like she was just in Cancoon. No, 245 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:51.720 I was in Cabo Wednesday to Sunday. I didn't poop the whole time. 246 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:55.559 Didn't poop the whole time, which it's fine. I felt, Okay, 247 00:17:55.720 --> 00:17:59.839 superpower, Are you right? I see, I'm saying a little alien 248 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:03.319 like hitting me. Look on vacation, I can't. It's the weirdest thing. 249 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.240 I went to the Bonaru Festival in Tennessee several years ago. It's you 250 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:11.440 know, like three four days where you have nothing but porta potties intents like 251 00:18:11.680 --> 00:18:14.799 I would have really liked to not have to poop three days. That would 252 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:18.000 have been great. Like once I got off the airplane, like, I'm 253 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:19.920 good until we get the hotel on the last night on the way up. 254 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:23.279 Yeah that's not how But this one man can go for like months at a 255 00:18:23.319 --> 00:18:26.200 time. Yeah, yeah, no, I see, And this is The 256 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:30.519 reason that I say that is because probably her journey to the depths of the 257 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:33.200 ocean. Right, she can't poop, so take a while, you know. 258 00:18:33.319 --> 00:18:37.640 And oh, let me tell you, there is nothing worse than when 259 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:41.599 somebody poops on a submarine. It is closed quarters unless it's unless it's down 260 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:45.440 the aisle of an airplane. Yeah, and in a submarine unless it's not 261 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:49.400 a you know, an international flight out the Barcelona where somebody just has explosive 262 00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:55.039 diarrhea that I just can't get. I've never had waffle House before you boarded 263 00:18:55.039 --> 00:18:57.680 the plane in Atlanta, Bobby. This is this is why I don't eat 264 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:00.920 before a flight. Well, we know that never, Laura will never happen. 265 00:19:02.279 --> 00:19:03.319 No, never, Oh no, that would never happen. Yeah. 266 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:06.920 Yeah, I can't get away from that. But no, I am able 267 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:08.519 to at least hold out for a flight. I can hold out for a 268 00:19:08.519 --> 00:19:11.079 flight, but like multiple days, no, no, no, no no. 269 00:19:11.279 --> 00:19:15.920 That's why she has to get botox on a on a very regular basis, 270 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:19.599 because otherwise that third eye like starts to come out right, yeah, 271 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:26.039 right, her secret center of that little little chocolate Yeah, were the species 272 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:30.240 we're talking about. She downplays it, but you know it's true. You 273 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:33.960 know she's a cyborg. I'm working with this girl. I know what she's 274 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:40.680 like. All right, Darren, out of your entire LP collection. If 275 00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:45.519 your house, god forbid, was burning, though, and you were to 276 00:19:45.640 --> 00:19:52.400 grab one those LPs, which one would it be done? I know you 277 00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:55.640 have to. I would burn to death trying to figure out what's taking Oh, 278 00:19:56.319 --> 00:20:02.160 think here, all right, it's really it's a good answer. It's 279 00:20:02.240 --> 00:20:06.480 really obscure. How about three EP from XTC? I don't know if you 280 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:10.079 like the band XTC, great English band from the eighties. I have a 281 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:15.160 really super rare EP from them that's worth a lot of money, so I'd 282 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:21.000 probably take that. I have some I have some jazz stuff that's really valuable, 283 00:20:21.079 --> 00:20:25.519 some things that I inherited from my brother that are worth a lot of 284 00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:29.440 money. It would be hard to just let those things burn up. Boy, 285 00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:30.440 that's a tough one. I mean i'd be like, can I take 286 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:34.160 a box? Like, who's your favorite artist? Oh, that's tough. 287 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:38.880 That's tough to favorite my favorite band? We will say. I'm a huge 288 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:44.440 fishhead. So I'm going to Cancun in February to go see fish play on 289 00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:47.480 the beach and we're gonna be there for four days. It's gonna be out 290 00:20:47.519 --> 00:20:51.319 of freaking control. So I'm a huge Fishead, so I will always say 291 00:20:51.359 --> 00:20:55.640 that one of my favorite bands of all time. Just it's my music geek 292 00:20:55.680 --> 00:21:00.359 thing coming through. I'm a huge rush Head, love rush Boy. Beyond 293 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:03.559 that, it's tough. I mean, I get into some weird stuff. 294 00:21:03.640 --> 00:21:07.519 I like. I really love an English band called the Kaiser Chiefs. I 295 00:21:07.519 --> 00:21:11.200 don't know if they're familiar with them. They're kind of they got a little 296 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:17.559 bit of Arctic Monkeys, a little bit of early XTC in the jam in 297 00:21:17.680 --> 00:21:22.119 them. It's it's very snotty English, Midlands punky. I just love the 298 00:21:22.200 --> 00:21:26.279 Kaiser Chiefs. Huge fan of those guys. And they're they're a modern artist. 299 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:29.799 Their their career was two thousand and three to two thousand and fifteen. 300 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:33.559 What's the latest LPU bought? What's the last one you bought? What was? 301 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:37.440 I mean, well, you know it was probably an armful of stuff. 302 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:41.839 I know I picked up recently. I got the first album from Return 303 00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:48.720 to Forever, which is a jazz fusion chick corea Stanley Clark Aldmola. That 304 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:53.279 was really fantastic. I got their first album just recently on vinyl. Uh 305 00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:56.960 you've founded in a dusty bin for four dollars or something like that. You 306 00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:00.920 know, just it's not the best, No, it's just I mean, 307 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:06.200 I go skipping out of the record. I have to go off of it. 308 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:10.720 I'm gonna have to spread out the room and the rs to make room 309 00:22:10.720 --> 00:22:14.480 for so. Yeah, yeah, I know that was a good recent one. 310 00:22:15.079 --> 00:22:18.079 I'm trying to think. Well, I just mentioned The Jam. I 311 00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:22.319 did get like their second album just recently. I love Paul Weller, the 312 00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:26.319 singer from the Jam. Just fantastic. Uh, British power trio kind of 313 00:22:26.359 --> 00:22:32.119 a cross between punk and the Beatles almost. Uh so love that stuff. 314 00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:34.319 I'm trying to think of some other stuff. Actually, I got some Fish 315 00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:38.400 on vinyl recently, the album Fuego, which they did in twenties thirteen something 316 00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:41.720 like that, which was pretty good. Isn't Fish the same song over and 317 00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:48.119 over again? You know? That's where you're wrong. It's just the each 318 00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:53.559 song, especially when they performed Lives Extended Out. They jam. They they're 319 00:22:53.559 --> 00:22:56.680 a jam band, and that's part of it. Keep going. See because 320 00:22:56.720 --> 00:23:00.559 she's an alien, her hearing hasn't formed quite that stop it. She just 321 00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:06.720 can't comprehend human music. Yeah, you know how it goes with these jam 322 00:23:06.759 --> 00:23:08.680 bands, with Fish, the Grateful Dead, Yeah, Widespread Panic, any 323 00:23:08.680 --> 00:23:12.119 of these kind of bands like that. You either really like Dave Matthews you 324 00:23:12.160 --> 00:23:15.480 just say that they're kind of they kind of do that too, right, 325 00:23:15.599 --> 00:23:18.839 ye, Dave Matthews band. Though you would never go on tour to see 326 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:22.839 Dave Matthews. I mean I've seen him several times. Actually, I've going 327 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:30.119 back to the poop story behind Dave matthews band. Tour bus at Bonnaroo was 328 00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:33.440 the site of a particularly egregious incident because I was working for kPr I at 329 00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:37.279 the time, so we had like semi backstage passes, so we couldn't actually 330 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:41.440 go backstage. We would go to all the restricted areas, and so they 331 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.359 had the tour buses parked behind the stages there, and the uh, the 332 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:49.720 porta potties there were not as hot and miserable and Tennessee summertime as the stuff 333 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:53.839 in the general population was. But yeah, I think I think the guys 334 00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:57.279 in Dave Matthews band were probably pretty upset with me after I finished using the 335 00:23:57.359 --> 00:24:03.920 facilities. It's amazing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't eate a hot 336 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:11.039 dog from a music festival and then yes, I think Carter Beauford had some 337 00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:15.960 strong words as I left the area. That was a bad one. But 338 00:24:15.079 --> 00:24:18.759 no Dave Matthews band, Okay, they're gonna play mostly the same set every 339 00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:22.799 night. You're never gonna go on tour and see Dave Matthews. Like you'll 340 00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:25.880 go to a fun, exotic city to go see him, but you won't 341 00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:27.279 see him three four nights in a row because they're gonna play the same set 342 00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:30.319 or more or less. You know, they'll switch up a couple of songs. 343 00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:33.079 You can see Fish ten shows in a row, and they will not 344 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:37.720 play the same song twice. You mean in this in the same order. 345 00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:42.720 They will not play the same song at any of the shows. So I 346 00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:45.440 just saw they have that. I just saw them three nights at the Hollywood 347 00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:49.359 Bowl and they played a completely different set every night. That's cool. They 348 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:52.799 have a ton of music, and then of course they stretch everything out with 349 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:56.559 the jams and there's all this jazzy funk stuff going on that they can stretch 350 00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:59.839 it out of me. Sometimes a three hour Fish concert is nine songs. 351 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:03.480 I mean, I've been to shows like that where they got a little bit 352 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:06.799 excessive in the late nineties and stuff, you know, before they before they 353 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:10.960 quit doing a lot of drugs. Uh. Nine three hour fish show, 354 00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:15.240 nine songs. Laura didn't even stay for Elton John. So she'll she'll be 355 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:18.680 she'll be out. That's when I knew you were in twenty minutes. I 356 00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:22.960 shot you that night. They are free tickets, and she walked out like 357 00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:27.599 thirty minutes. Yeah, no, no daring boom. I was mad at 358 00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:33.359 such a great show. That was probably the best concert I have ever been 359 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:38.359 to. His last hour too, Yeah, I was so park What a 360 00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:42.759 performance, what a production? Totally? Do you have any alien music to 361 00:25:42.839 --> 00:25:47.720 like that? What we need? We need to get a theremin in here 362 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:57.319 some what I saw the songs that I wanted to see. I walked around 363 00:25:57.400 --> 00:26:02.119 and saw the venue you. I bought a T shirt. I had my 364 00:26:02.279 --> 00:26:04.559 fun and then I think I had to do your shift of the morning mister, 365 00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:10.400 so I had to be up afore I am. Now you're left regardless 366 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:18.319 because you always do that. Oh sorry, Sears, either you or John 367 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:19.839 Monty did have to cover me the next take because there was no way in 368 00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:22.759 hell I was going It was about to work the next morning. Yeah, 369 00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:26.440 I'm sure it was. We stayed at the Horton Grand Hotel. Have you 370 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:30.799 ever been there? That's haunted? Oh did you see anything? Oh it's 371 00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.680 weird. Yeah I saw blood on the ceiling. Shut up. Yeah, 372 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:37.400 and I don't. I mean, I believe in all kinds of cookie stuff 373 00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:41.319 involving aliens and sasquatch and Lockdess, monster and all those things. Ghosts I'm 374 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:44.519 not really so much into. But there are haunted places in the Horton Grand 375 00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:48.440 Hotel is a haunted place. There is no question about it is freaking weird. 376 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:52.960 People stay there. Let that Whaley House. We got a list, 377 00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:56.079 I know. We want to stay at one of those houses overnight, just 378 00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:59.720 to see if like or like one of the hotels that hotel, or cut 379 00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:03.359 the to do the night vision cameras just get pulped out constantly. Oh yeah, 380 00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:07.440 hell no, yeah, what do you mean? No, no glasses, 381 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:12.000 go there and do nothing. I'm in Will you come with us, 382 00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:19.000 but Darren will come with us. The nights lights on all night, howel 383 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:23.200 slept. I've slept at the whale house before. I will sleep through anything. 384 00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:26.359 Yeah, I've never slept at the whale house. That that would be 385 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:30.240 something that would be It was terrify. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna 386 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:33.759 do the full nine yards. You're gonna shut up about it? You mean 387 00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:36.319 stayed there whole night? Sure, I left it like two in the morning. 388 00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:37.359 I couldn't take it. No, we're gonna stay the whole night. 389 00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:41.759 Listen matter the Grand, We're gonna do both. We'll do both so fun. 390 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.720 I will get on it. I will call okay what My wife and 391 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:49.000 I actually met the guys from the TV show Ghost Adventures with Zach and the 392 00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:52.200 other guys and they do all the haunted buildings and stuff like that. We 393 00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:56.160 met them outside a hotel about a year and a half ago something like that, 394 00:27:56.440 --> 00:28:02.279 and they were doing I think they were doing the Horton Grand that weekend. 395 00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:04.200 They were like, Yeah, we're doing this old hotel in downtown San 396 00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:07.759 Diego. We're down here for the you know, this weekend, we're gonna 397 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:08.880 do this show. We were talking to for just a couple of minutes, 398 00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:11.039 and it was kind of weird because they're a little standoffish. They were. 399 00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:14.960 This was at the end of the pandemic and they were all still wearing full 400 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:18.240 masks and like staying six feet back and that's fine. But you know, 401 00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:19.240 we were just kind of trying to chat them up because they were waiting for 402 00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:22.359 an uber to take him into town. We were down in Coronado, and 403 00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.960 they were like, yeah, a lot of the show is just kind of 404 00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:30.119 walking around in the dark with night vision cameras and getting freaked out by little 405 00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:33.079 sounds and we're tripping over things. And they edited together to make it look 406 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:37.640 like it's a much scarier situation than it is. Were just so doing it. 407 00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:41.720 The sad thing is you can still tell that's exactly what's happening even after 408 00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:45.599 that day. Yeah, yeah, totally true. All right, right now, 409 00:28:45.759 --> 00:28:48.680 Darren, I want you to go home because I know you have to 410 00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:51.480 wake up. I don't want you to leave. I don't want you to 411 00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:53.599 leave because we've been having a great time and we want to joke that I 412 00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:57.680 worked ten days a week and it really feels that way doing the splintships on 413 00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:00.839 the air. I have another in the music business. I know, Oh 414 00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:04.480 yes, bothered you obviously sitting there in between traffic reports, making sales calls. 415 00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:08.480 You know, real professional. You never are bothering me, by the 416 00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:11.720 way, I know, but I appreciate that. It's nice to work with 417 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:15.839 people who are so get because not everybody's that cool. So Karen, you'll 418 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:21.160 like this. Guess what's happening on the twenty first of this month. Yes? 419 00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:26.440 What? Three of my songstresses have new albums coming out. Darren will 420 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:32.920 not be interested in in a one of these. Kelly Clarkson thoughts, Carrie 421 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:40.160 Underwood, and Kylie Minogue. Kylie Minogue has been milking that career. Those 422 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:44.680 new songs of hers tension and are so good. I was in junior high 423 00:29:44.759 --> 00:29:48.279 when she first hit. I am not a young person. She's like, 424 00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:56.640 she looks great though still smoking hot. Yeah, yeah, No, Kylie 425 00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.839 Minogue is right up there with like Susannah Hoffs of the Bengals of Women over 426 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:03.839 sixty that I'm like, oh yeah, sorry, honey, Oh wait, 427 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:06.720 I'll tell you my Susannah Hoff story out. I got to hear this. 428 00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:10.599 Okay, say hi to your wife, Amy. I will thank you so 429 00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:14.000 much for having me get two doggies and your Katie Cat. Yes indeed, 430 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.160 yes, and your massive collection of music. Oh my gosh, one of 431 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:21.119 these days will come over or he would love to see it, I'm sure. 432 00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:23.680 Okay, thank you, so much for being on with us. I 433 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.680 love your theory. I think you're great. I love working with you. 434 00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:30.160 You're a good person. Up, but I want you to go home and 435 00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:32.599 go to sleep, because, like you gotta wake up and you look it 436 00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:36.079 up. It's eight o'clock here on the West Coast, which for most people 437 00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:37.720 is like no big deal, but you know, yeah, no, I'm 438 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.559 up at four o'clock in the morning fifty nine and thirty seconds on Sandy Goes 439 00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:47.519 Morning News on AM six hundred Cogo. I'll be there with Ted, Ted 440 00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:49.440 and LaDonna first thing in the morning. Trust me, if you listen to 441 00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:52.400 the radio, you know like, oh that guy that's you. This is 442 00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.839 Oh yes, that's fun. That's a fun morning show. It really is 443 00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:02.079 very informative, very funny. I loved ten of La Donna. They're hilarious 444 00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:06.559 together. They are unbelievably quick. They are so well prepared. They are 445 00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:11.519 so professional. You never hear that like I feel so bad because like I'll 446 00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.720 get caught like with a live reportment let me pour my throat real quick. 447 00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:18.200 You never hear anything like that from those guys. They are ready to rock 448 00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.480 all the time, top notch. It is an honor to work with them, 449 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:25.640 and it's an honor to work with you. Laura, San Diego radio 450 00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:27.599 icon, veteran of Jeff and Jare and all these. I mean, you've 451 00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:32.599 been You've been doing this for a long time. I used to listen to 452 00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:36.119 you when I wasn't working in the radio business. So you Daren's always on 453 00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:45.839 me too. Oh how the mighty fall on so many? Here's a chair. 454 00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:48.720 No, you were trying to rub it into me. You were like, 455 00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:53.559 oh, I know, I was take it. Oh my god, 456 00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:57.799 Brian, Oh my god, this is good podcast. Oh my god. 457 00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:01.039 Didn't leave my spot open for you? Oh? Shoot, you have to 458 00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:04.839 park in the street. Didn't you anyway to park right across the street? 459 00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:07.240 That's good, that's good. All right, Well, thank you so much. 460 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:19.319 Appreciate dark and I will see you in the hood soon. Okay, 461 00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.000 so now we have a host chat. Let's see. I'm going to go 462 00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:29.000 first. As you've noticed, something is missing from the house, Thank the 463 00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:34.839 Lord. Maybe Jesus. Now, let's see. This was about three months 464 00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:39.720 ago. Somebody gave me this big, giant, hairy egg chair that was 465 00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:45.519 from Pottery Barn. That was a teenager's chair and it was a nine hundred 466 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:50.119 chair. It looked like something Lady Gaga would emerge out. It would happen 467 00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:54.599 egg pretty much. It was awful. Wow, So I took the dare 468 00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:59.640 kind of. They said, oh, you can't reupholster that. There's no 469 00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:02.319 way. I don't know how to reupholster furniture. But guess what I sure 470 00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:08.640 as hell did. I reupholstered it with charp on material. Today sold the 471 00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:16.200 damn thing for a hundred dollars. Babbies, somebody bought my Wow. I 472 00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:22.559 know I did it with a glue gun. Sprague glue and sharp material. 473 00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:27.039 Those are the only things I use. So I'm praying this little girl was 474 00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:30.599 like, this is gonna be my new reading spot. I'm like please. 475 00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:35.519 But anyway, it used to be right there, and the boys hated it 476 00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:38.240 because they said it looked like a urinal and now it's gone. They told 477 00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:46.519 us that was just like a little round curinal cake. That's wonderful. And 478 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:51.480 they hate the leopard chair too, but that's not going anywhere. Oh, 479 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:54.200 Darren, come on, it's awesome. No, thank you. So I'm 480 00:33:54.200 --> 00:34:06.559 a big fan of questionable taste, So I bet you love Laura the dressed 481 00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:08.079 like every day. Come on, if that is. I'm not known for 482 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:12.960 making good decisions. So I work in the radio business. I'm not exactly 483 00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:15.800 what you call a planner. Okay, okay, we both were the same 484 00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:21.360 that way. Oh my god, I'm telling you. Okay, So I 485 00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:24.440 know you have a host chat. Is it about Team? Yes? Okay? 486 00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:30.400 Have you heard of this app called Temo? I've heard, you've seen, 487 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:35.480 you've seen the you've seen the yet orange. Yes, it's everywhere. 488 00:34:35.679 --> 00:34:38.159 I'm begging you, no, don't don't go down that rabbit hole. Oh 489 00:34:38.360 --> 00:34:44.000 okay, okay, So what happened that? Yeah? Did you did you 490 00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.239 order something from that site? I did? Okay? How long did it 491 00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:51.599 take to get to you from the time you ordered it? Because this all 492 00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:55.320 comes from Chat within a week. That's shocking. What did you get from 493 00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:59.920 Team? I will show you. I have everything in that little Gucci back. 494 00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:02.920 Will you hand him the Gucci bagh? Of course, the Gucci darling? 495 00:35:04.079 --> 00:35:07.280 Will you hand him the Gucci bag? Clase? There we go, 496 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:10.639 darling? All right, darling? Okay, is that did you get that 497 00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:17.840 from? All Right? That's that's real. That's so I ordered several things. 498 00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:25.920 What's saucy? Okay, So here we go show and tell. I 499 00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:31.000 love Psycho Bunny. Okay, I wear it all the time. So I 500 00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:36.079 thought they had Psycho Bunny hats, so I thought, okay, okay, 501 00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:43.440 cute. How much they usually run? Eighty five ninety three bucks? You're 502 00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:46.199 kidding me there, they're that much. That's that's a cute hat. Okay, 503 00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:50.920 all right. Well, since we're not on the radio, you can 504 00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:54.760 say, don't be a cocksucker, don't be a rooster. Lollipops, don't 505 00:35:54.800 --> 00:36:00.519 be a rooster lollipop. It's gonna say that too. It was two dollars. 506 00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:05.400 That kind of looks like a two dollar hat. It fits great. 507 00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:07.320 I love it, Okay, all right, as long as you love it, 508 00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:10.039 all right. Then I got a Psycho Bunny T shirt. Okay, 509 00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:17.199 let's shirts. Okay, it's fabulous, all right. Another He has also 510 00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:22.599 an extensive collection of T shirts. I would imagine it's more than he will 511 00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:29.920 ever need. That's great, that's good, it's I saw that. That's 512 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:34.920 funny. And then there's yet another T shirt, this one that says you're 513 00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:38.840 my crush. And it's a steam roller. Yeah, it's a little girl 514 00:36:39.000 --> 00:36:43.880 rolling over a little boy with a look. It's Laura and Eric right after 515 00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:47.679 this show, and then I got dark but still funny psycho bunny shorts. 516 00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:53.599 Let me see the Eric. Yeah, I just want to say straight man 517 00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:59.920 would not wear those, no way? What a street mans on the short? 518 00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:02.159 Yeah, but it comes down here so you don't really, it doesn't 519 00:37:02.199 --> 00:37:09.840 really most difficcentuate your hips, most different shortstle more curvyte. How much was 520 00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:16.320 the total? Seventeen dollars? Did you use a coupon that? You know? 521 00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:21.239 How they have? Have you washed him yet though? Have they survived 522 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:25.480 a full two cycles of no? Yeah? Did you use a credit card? 523 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:30.239 Because somebody some people say that they they steal credit? I did, 524 00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:36.679 Nothing has happened, okay, again it came the USPS. Oh it did? 525 00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:40.360 Is okay. I also heard they have some hippoty hops like it's a 526 00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:45.960 lot like Ali Baba or Ali Express exactly. And that was the thing Ali 527 00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:51.079 Express was so obnoxious though, was because they were very loose with their sizing, 528 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:53.480 shall we say so For a bigger guy like me, it's tough because 529 00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:57.840 you know, like I ordered this like a custom Padres Jersey. It was 530 00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:00.800 really nice. It was like thirty bucks something with norm It cost three hundred 531 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.159 Bucks. This is the greatest deal ever, you know. And I wear 532 00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:05.679 a triple X. I got that thing home. It says triple X on 533 00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:12.000 the tag. It's a large. Oh no, my wife squeezes into it 534 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:14.000 once in a while when we go to games. And that's about it. 535 00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:19.440 That's the best we can do. So we I ordered from Ali Expressed one 536 00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:24.199 time something for the show. I ordered a Madonna T shirt and I ordered 537 00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:30.679 a medium because that's what I take. And it came and I could only 538 00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:34.519 get it here. So we have a picture of Laura and I were my 539 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:37.760 whole It looks like I'm just wearing a You're just like Jim terry On in 540 00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.760 living color, just exactly doing the braids and stuff like. I feel pretty, 541 00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:45.320 yeah, exact. That is awesome. But the T shirts fit great 542 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:50.280 good? Okay, Okay, so once I washed them, I will let 543 00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:53.800 you know. Thank you. I may or may not at that price. 544 00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:59.960 Who cares? Is there? I did buy Laura something. Wait, I'm 545 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:01.920 gonna show you what you're gonna shit, it's so funny. Okay, can 546 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:05.239 you show it or you're gonna show it to him? Oh after the show, 547 00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:08.440 all right, Brian producer Brian does something called the wild card and he 548 00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:12.679 has a segment you want to stay for that? Really? Okay? Okay, 549 00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:15.960 all right, this one's gonna it might be fast, we'll seem okay. 550 00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:20.079 Oh, he's bringing out I've never seen the stuffel bag that producer, 551 00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:22.440 Brian. You probably don't want to see the inside of the stuffel bag. 552 00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:27.840 Is this something we're gonna have to eat or smell or ingest in any way? 553 00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:31.360 Anyways, let me get my duffel bag. Oh my god, this 554 00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:37.760 is awesome for this week? Right? What have you forgot it? No? 555 00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:46.599 It was eating Oh wait, it was something we were supposed to possibly 556 00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:51.199 eat. I'll explain to you after the ship. Oh my god. Oh 557 00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.920 can you do it next week? Yeah? Okay, so don't tell us, 558 00:39:55.159 --> 00:39:58.360 so I won't. Okay, I've gotta saying better for next week. 559 00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:00.000 Okay, Okay, since we're not doing Bran's card, I have to tell 560 00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:05.639 you what happened with TSA. Oh okay on your recent trip. He recently 561 00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:08.079 went to Washington, Yes, okay for two weeks, and it was my 562 00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:15.679 first time using my TSA. I did have clear and then I so unbeknownst 563 00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:16.719 to me, I knew you didn't have to take your shoes off. But 564 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:20.760 what I didn't know is I couldn't have my sunglasses hanging on my neck. 565 00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:23.800 I couldn't have my car keys in my pocket. So of course I walked 566 00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:27.199 through and it's like whoop whoopoo, you know, and they're like, oh, 567 00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:32.159 you have to take all this stuff off. So flying back from Seattle, 568 00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:37.159 I was on one of the last flights out, and you know, 569 00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:40.519 you can check and it's like no, wait. So I go through and 570 00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:47.039 I had bought at a farmer's market these little travel size of these jams and 571 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:52.320 a bag of bath salts that were completely sealed, like and I didn't open. 572 00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:55.559 I thought you were making meth or something. Oh my god, you 573 00:40:55.639 --> 00:41:01.840 have no idea. So my flight left like I don't know if it nine 574 00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:07.719 ten, I can't remember. But I got there about forty minutes early and 575 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.679 I get right through TSA and I walk through and I've got I have my 576 00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:15.960 belt off, i have my phone in my backpack, everything, but I 577 00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:20.719 had a sweatshirt tied around my shoulders and the woman goes, no, you 578 00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:22.320 can't walk through with that. You have to put it. So I put 579 00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:27.239 it on top of my backpack. Come around, waiting, waiting, waiting. 580 00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:30.960 People are waiting. Suddenly the guy goes, whose backpack is this and 581 00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:36.639 I said it's mine. You've got the two pounds of method and he goes, 582 00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:38.920 crystalline subject in here. So he goes, I'm gonna need to have 583 00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:44.639 somebody check your bag, and I'm like okay. He goes, is there 584 00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:51.719 anything you want to tell me? And I said no, And so I'm 585 00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.960 waiting, waiting, waiting. Finally this guy comes and takes my bag and 586 00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:59.719 he's like, okay, we're gonna put it over here. So I just 587 00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:02.119 loped down on the table. I'm just like sitting there. More people come, 588 00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:07.480 well, people were behind me. I'm no more like officials, no, 589 00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:12.559 just him and I didn't have the swarm of lunch right. They didn't 590 00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.119 want to like give me an anal probe or anything, thank goodness. So 591 00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:20.920 I am waiting and the guy goes he's looking through the screen and you can 592 00:42:21.000 --> 00:42:23.559 see my glasses in my book and everything. And then he goes, do 593 00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:28.679 you have anything breakable in here? And I said just a jar of jam 594 00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:34.119 and some seashells. And he goes, do you have a bag of sand? 595 00:42:34.840 --> 00:42:37.320 And I said, oh no, those are bass salts and he goes, 596 00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:45.519 they're what. I go, bassaltsation. This is on the flight to 597 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:51.119 San Diego. This is usually on the flight to Oklahoma. Sit. Yeah, 598 00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:55.519 I go. So he looks at me and I'm all and as I'm 599 00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:59.400 saying it, I'm like, oh, I mean, like for the bath 600 00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:00.840 like I got. I'm at a farmer's market and he goes, I'm gonna 601 00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:05.079 need to see that, and I'm like okay. So I go and grab 602 00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:07.960 the backpack and go to stick my hand inside and he yells out, I 603 00:43:08.039 --> 00:43:14.679 almost ship my pants. He yells out, don't touch the backpack. Everybody 604 00:43:14.760 --> 00:43:17.960 behind me turns and looks, and I'm all, oh my god, So 605 00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:22.400 I just stop. He I go, it's under the book. So he 606 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:25.960 pulls it out and then he's like, oh, they really are puzzled, 607 00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:30.639 and I'm like yeah. So he does them off and squirts that stuff on 608 00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:35.880 it and does all this. We did like the stuff, and I thought 609 00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:37.079 he was gonna say, well, you can't bring these on the plane, 610 00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:39.199 and I was like, wow, darn it. They smell so good. 611 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:43.760 They were like a ginger smells so good. So because I like to take 612 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:50.639 bows and read so every night, so he says Okay. He hands them 613 00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:52.719 back to me and he goes, do you want to repack your bag? 614 00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:53.840 And I'm or should I? And I go no, I'll do it. 615 00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.119 I had everything in there the way I wanted it, So I pat my 616 00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:00.679 stuff in. I get my phone out and look at the time, and 617 00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:07.920 I've got ten minutes. My flight's already boarded, like I've got yeah before 618 00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:13.119 the flight takes off. So I grab my carry on in my bag and 619 00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:19.480 I go. Now, at the Seattle Airport, you're you kind of go 620 00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:22.320 in at Gate D. You have to go down a bunch of escalators to 621 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:25.400 get to the train that takes you to gate. And oh, I hate 622 00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:35.440 those airports with the subways or whatever. So I'm like, oh my god, 623 00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:38.039 I have barely enough time. So I get down there. And because 624 00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.559 I won't poop or p on a plane, I thought before I board the 625 00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:43.599 plane, I better because it's a two hour flight. I was like, 626 00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:45.480 I better P. So I go to P and I go to take my 627 00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:51.559 sweatshirt off and I'm all and that sweatshirt was expensive, so I'm like shit, 628 00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:55.119 so I'm it was still back at the TSA station. Oh god, 629 00:44:55.760 --> 00:45:00.199 I go, I have to take the train back and I'm like, it's 630 00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:02.559 somebody's gonna see the label and just be like it's mine now, but you 631 00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:07.639 only okay. So I rushed back and I go back and it's right at 632 00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:14.800 the end of the at the yeah you know thing, and the guy's putting 633 00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:16.320 it in a bag and I just look at him like he must have thought 634 00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:19.559 I was insane. I just grab it. I'm all that's mine, and 635 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:24.320 I totally take off running back downstairs back to the train. I made it 636 00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:28.559 with like three minutes to spare. Oh my god. I got on that 637 00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:32.079 plane and I looked like a big, puffy, sweaty. He probably watched 638 00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:36.119 you the entire time. They you were suspicious. 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Thank you so much for being here. It was so fun. 684 00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:23.400 It's really fun. I would love that if you hear anything wrestling around at 685 00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:25.880 your house straight in the middle of that might just be me going through all 686 00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:30.920 your medico. Oh my god, I know you've injured spirits here. Well, 687 00:49:31.079 --> 00:49:36.079 I've had an a tax askuatch in the backyard. Good at hiding. 688 00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.320 All right, so we say something at the end of the podcast. I'll 689 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:42.840 say it first, and then if you would say it, and Eric says 690 00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:45.119 it, and then we say goodbye. Anytimes I say it, Okay, 691 00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:46.800 no, tonight you well, because he's all right. Okay, Okay, 692 00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:52.840 she threatens me something I do. Thank you so much for watching or listening 693 00:49:53.239 --> 00:50:00.719 and love your podcast. Love your podcast, Love your podcast. I love 694 00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:02.639 you, my sweet babies, by everybody. Thank you so mu