WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:09.480 Whoa. What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite 2 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:14.080 baby Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and 3 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:21.519 Zip the Modern day Female Perspective again and back at it again. Last week 4 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:24.920 we had keV by himself. This week we got Dan by himself. Hey 5 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:30.879 Dan, Um, Yeah, man, listen, before we get started. 6 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:36.280 You already know what my message is going to be. Okay, Philadelphia, 7 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:40.719 Pennsylvania. We got a special event happened in March tenth at World Cafe Live. 8 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:43.960 It's the Chocolate Chip and Hip podcast, and it's where you want to 9 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.799 be, all right. I'm not gonna hold y'all. We don't have that 10 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:52.359 many tickets left. 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And you know exactly what I'm talking 21 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:30.480 about. Okay, listen, we want to see you there, all right. 22 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:34.159 We got prizes, we got giveaways, we got a live BDSM demonstration 23 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:38.599 from Sir Les's himself. Y'all, you don't want to miss this ship. 24 00:01:38.760 --> 00:01:42.760 Okay, click the link of my bio and get your tickets now, not 25 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:46.920 now right, Okay, we don't got that many tickets left. Come on, 26 00:01:46.959 --> 00:01:49.560 let's sell the shit out, all right. So let's get into some 27 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:57.079 things recently. You know, it's March now. Black History Month just ended, 28 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:04.480 and I have had had a very interesting Black History Month, but the 29 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.359 end of the month really topped it off from me. And I'm gonna tell 30 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:08.560 you why. Um So, y'all know, I got a son, My 31 00:02:08.599 --> 00:02:13.439 son's eleven, and I get an alert on my phone that his Black History 32 00:02:13.479 --> 00:02:15.599 project is due. So you know, I do the mom thing. I 33 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:19.639 go up to him, like, yo, who you're doing your Black History 34 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:27.039 project going, and he's like, um, Martin Louse who And he's like 35 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:31.759 Martin LuSE. I'm like, who the fuck is that? Right? He's 36 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:43.800 like the chubby guy from Bad Boys too, Martin lad Martin Lawrence. First 37 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:46.159 of all, let's start at the chubby guy. Okay, let's start at 38 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:52.080 the chubby guy. Okay, because you post already had done your research and 39 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:54.039 yeah, he's chubby now, but he wasn't always chubby, you know what 40 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:58.439 I mean? Like what? And I'm like, okay, no, I'm 41 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:00.840 asking now. I'm inquisitive because now I want to see what he know. 42 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:04.400 Right, So I'm like, you know, we'll tell me something about Martin 43 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:09.560 Lawrence. And he's like Martin LuSE, I said, Martin Lawrence. He's 44 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:13.800 like, oh, mom, did you know he had his own show. 45 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:17.280 It was called the Martin Show? What, sweetie? Please tell me you 46 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:23.039 got something else on this report other than this place. Please tell me it's 47 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:28.560 something else on this report, other than he had his own show named after 48 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:32.120 him, Like this is it? He was like, yeah, and he 49 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:38.199 had two wives, and did you know he's sexually as I said, not 50 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:45.639 ware not putting that where we are not putting that in the report. Y'all. 51 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:53.240 When I say fuck these kids, I truly mean fuck these kids. 52 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:55.599 Now, for the record, I did give him like some you know some 53 00:03:55.599 --> 00:03:59.199 some more tips, some more so he can add in, like you know, 54 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:02.639 um just up about like you know, him hosting Death Comedy Jam and 55 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:06.879 stuff like that and his different foundations and stuff, random facts that I didn't 56 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:13.520 realize I knew about Martin Lusey or Martin Lawrence. Okay, but yeah, 57 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:16.240 it was, it was. It was very funny. So yeah, that 58 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:20.639 was our black history mouth and I long story short affect these kids. So 59 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:26.959 yeah, and that's how it goes. I was thinking this weekend about a 60 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:30.720 few things, and I always like to jot down when I come to different 61 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:39.120 epiphanies, right, And I realized my judgment of character it's a little off. 62 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:45.000 My judgment of character is a little it's a little different. Okay, 63 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:48.319 the way I judge people is a little different. Because I realized I'd be 64 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:54.600 judging people like are you a good person? Based on petty shit? And 65 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:58.920 I was thinking, like, what are some petty things that you judge people 66 00:04:58.959 --> 00:05:02.680 for? Because I'd be judging people for some petty shit, Like I judge 67 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:09.199 you based on if you put sugar in your spaghetti, lets it lets me 68 00:05:09.240 --> 00:05:11.519 know all I need to know about you, and lets me know aunt, 69 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:15.560 lets me know all I need to know about you. Also, do you 70 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:23.560 put sugar in your grips? M m m. Now we're getting somewhere right 71 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:27.480 now, We're getting somewhere right. And then it's other little things like hmm, 72 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:32.120 Joe to see or Drew Hill ooh ooh. You see. These are 73 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:38.519 character development questions, right, These are character development questions like Mariah Kerry and 74 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:44.959 Whitney Houston character developed questions, character developmental questions, right, And then it's 75 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:48.000 like other stuff like when you was a kid, which video scared you more? 76 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:57.759 Crossroads or Thriller see see see see Because there is a certain population of 77 00:05:57.759 --> 00:06:01.360 people who were definitely terrified of but we're fine with both thugs and harmony. 78 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:05.240 Cross Roads that was fine, didn't didn't phase them at all. And then 79 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:09.920 it's the other way. There are some people who when that fucking guy in 80 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:13.399 a black trunch choke took Uncle Charles like this, it ain't scared them, 81 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.920 not one bit. It ain't scared them, not one bit. But as 82 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:18.959 soon as they heard that music for Thriller, they was ready to act to 83 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:24.319 fool. So, yeah, I realized that I'll be judging people for some 84 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:28.879 petty shit. So with some petty stuff that you judge people for, like 85 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:33.199 there are other things like, for example, and I don't think I don't 86 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:35.399 think this one is petty. I think this one is a little bit more 87 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:41.639 common. But like if I'm walking down the street and a guy doesn't if 88 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:45.959 I'm walking with a man down the street and he doesn't purposely move me to 89 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:50.399 the inside so he can walk on the outside, I'm judging. I'm judging 90 00:06:50.439 --> 00:06:55.399 you. I'm judging you. Dan. Yeah, I was just talking to 91 00:06:55.439 --> 00:07:00.240 a girl this week who is actually like offended because some dude actually did to 92 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:04.680 him but like like made it superbly obvious that he was like moving her to 93 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:09.399 the outside instead of like trying to make it like smooth, like oh, 94 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:12.959 he was like get over you're bitch, Yeah exactly. Yeah, So she 95 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:17.079 was offended because he moved her inside. Yes, Oh is she a feminist? 96 00:07:17.879 --> 00:07:28.240 Yes, m ladies, don't don't be don't be. Don't be that 97 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:32.279 girl. Okay, No, nobody likes that girl. Nobody likes that girl. 98 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:38.319 Like if a man is moving you on the inside, don't be that 99 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:40.879 girl like I need to get all I mean, what you're doing b b 100 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:45.000 blam blam bloom. You know what he's doing culturally, this is what men 101 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:48.040 do, like and damn bitch, like what you want to get hit by 102 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:50.680 a car and you don't know why you moved you? Like, who is 103 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:55.040 you see? This is something that she needs to be judged, Shan, 104 00:07:55.759 --> 00:07:59.399 I don't know, like, and then you gotta think about it the opposite 105 00:07:59.480 --> 00:08:05.079 way, like if you were trying to move to the inside and a man 106 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:07.120 was like, nah, bitch, what you're doing, Like I'm over here, 107 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:09.959 Like now, now you're gonna be upset again. So it's like I 108 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:13.959 don't know, but I do. I won't say I judge, but I 109 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:18.759 do make a mental note if I'm walking on the sidewalk with a man and 110 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.879 he doesn't move me to the inside so where he's like on the outside near 111 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.360 the street, because it's like, first, who raised you? Okay? 112 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:30.519 And then if I like you like that? Now I'm thinking long term, 113 00:08:30.800 --> 00:08:35.519 are these the type of values you plan on installing in our children? No, 114 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:41.919 that's not okay, that's not okay. That's not okay, Dan, 115 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:45.799 you be judging people for petty stuff. I'm trying to think because I know 116 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:50.320 I definitely do um. Like, all right, so if like someone eats 117 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.600 an apple and they eat the entire thing, like the core and everything too, 118 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:58.519 and just like leave a stem, I kind of I'm like, all 119 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:01.799 right, you're a bit overkill on that. Who the fuck is eating the 120 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.039 core of an apple? People eat the core of apples? Oh yeah, 121 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:09.000 they'll just like don't keep munching and just pick out the seeds, like when 122 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:13.000 they get down to it and literally like right right down to the butthole, 123 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:18.960 the brown like starfish thing at the bottom of it. Yeah, oh real 124 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:22.279 fast. So The Lives says, just like how a man should pump the 125 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:30.039 woman's gas if they're in the same car. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, 126 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:33.200 Now we have this notion of a guy should pump the woman's gas if 127 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:39.159 he's in the same car. Right, But how do y'all feel about if 128 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:41.720 a man is in the car and he's like, yeah, I'll pump your 129 00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:45.720 gas and then he like reaches over and waits for you to hand him the 130 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:50.679 card, Like, does that affect how you view him? Right? Because 131 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.399 if I'm gonna give you my card, then I might as well just get 132 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:56.399 the fuck out and pump my own gas. So am I the only one 133 00:09:56.440 --> 00:10:01.480 who's like a little I'd rather you not if you're not paying, Like, 134 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:07.000 just just be a passenger princess for me, sweetie. Just just just yeah, 135 00:10:07.120 --> 00:10:09.679 just sitting and enjoy yourself. Like everybody has this whole notion like, 136 00:10:09.720 --> 00:10:15.080 oh, a man should be pumping gas if he's not paying for the gas. 137 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:18.320 I don't think that he should he pumped the gas because now I'm an 138 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:24.440 attitude and it's it's I think it's presumptuous. It's presumptuous to assume that this 139 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:28.320 man has to pay for your gas, because what if that's just wasn't in 140 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:31.879 the plans for today, Like what if y'all making a quick run, Like 141 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:35.559 what if you don't know what his situation is? Like what if he really 142 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:39.399 don't like you like that? Like that's the kicker. We always talk about 143 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:41.919 the man on the outside and the man pumping gas. Do the same rules 144 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:46.120 apply if he don't like you like that? Hmm. It's a good point, 145 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:52.159 actually, because if we're thinking about it, maybe that's why he's not 146 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:56.600 moving you to the inside of the sidewalk. Maybe that's why he's not pumping 147 00:10:56.639 --> 00:11:01.639 the gas. Have we made a breakthrough? Guy, let me know what 148 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:07.840 happens. What happens if the man doesn't like you like that? Is he 149 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:11.159 still obligated to pump the gas? Moving to the inside of the sidewalk. 150 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:15.480 I won't say open the doors, though I feel like he should still open 151 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:18.399 the doors. But all these other things, all these bonuses, like let 152 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:22.120 me know, I'm about to read some questions some comments from alive. It 153 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:26.840 says, um, so you can't pay for your own gas? Now, 154 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:30.120 I still pump it if I paid or not. I think it's levels to 155 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:33.840 it. Yes, always pump gas. Yes, always pay them y'all together, 156 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:37.919 when you get married, pay and always take her card to feel okay, 157 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.440 cool? But I didn't see y'all answer about what if he doesn't like 158 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:45.559 her like that? Just like how a man should pump? No? No, 159 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:48.600 I read that already. I don't know, y'all. I don't know. 160 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:54.120 Yeah, if they don't like each other that way, is he like 161 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:58.879 go to be spending as all this time with her where she has to yo? 162 00:11:58.279 --> 00:12:01.320 Who's to say it's a lot of time. Maybe they's just going to 163 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:05.440 get ice cream, or maybe they're just riding together to another destination. That's 164 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:11.320 fair, that's true. Like, I don't know what happens. My wife 165 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:13.159 got her license to carry, so I keep her ass on the outside. 166 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:20.559 Yo, someone on a live sabe. My wife got her license to carry, 167 00:12:20.639 --> 00:12:24.799 so I keep her ass on the outside. Y'all gotta chill. Who 168 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.039 is that? Y'all play all day? Yes? Um? All right? 169 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:31.600 So here's a question. What if you know, the dude is this like 170 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:37.559 smaller stature one and the girl is a taller one or a bigger one or 171 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:39.679 yea, whatever way you look at it. So yeah, I mean he 172 00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:43.320 provides literally no protection. Then if he's on the outside, that is a 173 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:48.159 good point because the thought process always well, if a car jumps to curb, 174 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:52.480 he'll take the impact. But what if he's smaller than the woman? 175 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:56.440 Like what impact? Does he really take it? None? Exactly? So 176 00:12:56.840 --> 00:13:05.320 like what uh hey Darwin? Then why the fuck he and her wheel? 177 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:11.120 M? I don't know, Like maybe they're going somewhere, like maybe they're 178 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:15.840 going to a mutual friends like game night or something. I don't know. 179 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:18.840 I don't know. If I don't like her like that, then I'll meet 180 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:22.279 you there. M. What if you're walking down the street. What if 181 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:26.720 y'all parked separately and then y'all walking down a sidewalk? Like, do you 182 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:28.360 have to be on the outside now? Like, what are the rules? 183 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:35.120 Who's beating a car? Anyway? This is true. I don't I don't 184 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:39.679 know. Huh listen, I don't make the rules. That's what the that's 185 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:41.840 what the old hands told me on why you need to be on the outside. 186 00:13:41.879 --> 00:13:45.080 Okay, I don't know. You know why you gotta be on the 187 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:52.279 outside. Don't get cued on here, damn it. Um switching topics for 188 00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:58.399 a bit. Uh, completely random. But I need all the white people 189 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:01.600 to come to the front of the congregation right now. Um called out Dan. 190 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.759 I'm sorry, Kevin isn't here today, so you're by yourself. But 191 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:13.399 we have rock he's light. Um yeah, man, one more time. 192 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:15.879 I need all the white people to check in with me real fast. I 193 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:20.240 need all the white people to come to the front of a congregation because I 194 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:24.679 have a question and this was on my mind heavy this week. And don't 195 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:31.000 ask me why four and a half inches no, so right, can white 196 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:37.720 people tell the difference between niggas and oreos? First? Dan, do you 197 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:43.559 know what an oreo is Um, so you're talking someone who has like black 198 00:14:43.600 --> 00:14:50.679 and white parent Hell no, Dan, okay, so oreo would be someone 199 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:56.399 who is black on the outside but white on the Oh okay, so like, 200 00:14:56.639 --> 00:15:01.240 um, the the I'm trying to think who would be a good definition 201 00:15:01.679 --> 00:15:07.039 oreo. Maybe like Carlton Carleton will be an ore Um that's the most common 202 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:11.360 person I could think of. But yeah, like they are they are black, 203 00:15:11.799 --> 00:15:13.879 but they really white on the inside. Yeah. So my question is 204 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:22.519 can white people tell the difference between niggas and oreos? Um, I'd say 205 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:28.360 yes, really, I mean all right, so like there's always a level 206 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:31.360 of like, um, you know what kind of clothes are wearing, like 207 00:15:31.399 --> 00:15:35.000 obviously, like you know, visual cues the first ones, Like usually clothes 208 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:37.200 are the first one. Uh, and then especially like when you start talking 209 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:41.399 to him, you find out like what they're you know, what their interests 210 00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:43.759 star whatnot. Because I mean, I I h two weekends ago, I 211 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:48.240 went to an anime convention. Oh yeah, you saw a lot of orioles 212 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:52.159 over there. Oh yes I do, and yeah, trust me, everyone 213 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:56.039 there. And the thing is like on the last day you see people in 214 00:15:56.080 --> 00:15:58.720 their normal clothes and you're just like, uh huh, yeah that guy. 215 00:15:58.240 --> 00:16:03.600 There you are. I knew it so real fast. The Lives says that 216 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:08.279 more notable Orioles. Okay, there we go, Wayne Brady. Yeah, 217 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:15.600 Tommy Davidson, it's Tommy Davidson. I'm gonna come back to Tommy Davidson. 218 00:16:15.639 --> 00:16:22.120 I'm not completely sold on Tommy Davidson. Do jacquet um? Okay? And 219 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:26.879 someone said they think we're all the same, No, they don't. Dan 220 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:30.159 just say he could tell the difference. So, like, other than the 221 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:37.120 visual cues, has there ever been someone who's like, I don't want to 222 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:41.679 say, what about the people who go in between, like just the regular 223 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:45.480 black Like when I say niggas, I don't mean like niggas niggas, I 224 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:48.879 mean like the regular blacks and then there are. I don't like saying blacks 225 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:52.279 with an S on it, especially not right after black his story. Man, 226 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:55.639 I feel like I shouldn't do that. I'm sorry, Ancestors Rosa, 227 00:16:55.919 --> 00:17:02.240 forgive me. I think that I think that I was thinking about this because 228 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:10.920 someone had moved in across from me and she's white, but her boyfriend is 229 00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:17.160 black and her boyfriend has braids. But I think every black person is going 230 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:19.400 to understand when I say he doesn't have braids, he has corn rows. 231 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:23.279 And the reason he has corn rows is because he's not a nigga nigga. 232 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:26.200 Like, if you're not a nigga nigga, you got like corn rows. 233 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:30.119 Okay, So I was like, damn, I would do do she know 234 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:34.559 that? Like he's inn orio, Like don't even wrong, Like you're still 235 00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:41.359 in a biracial relationship. But do you know someone on the live said they 236 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:45.119 know the Orioles because they feel safe around them. Not all the time, 237 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:49.480 Okay, because some Orioles we have a fucking uh Katana Swards. Okay ye 238 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:57.839 see see I told you. Okay, someone said Robin Givens, I don't 239 00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:03.079 think Robin gives is a oreo. I don't think she's an oreo. Tay 240 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:08.519 Diggs, I'm gonna have to say, Tay Diggs isn't I don't. You 241 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:11.720 don't want to take the back. Tay Diggs isn't an oreo. He's just 242 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:18.599 corny. He's corny's he's corny. Because if I put like Tay Diggs and 243 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:22.440 Wayne Brady in the same category, I think Wayne Brady is smoking this nigga. 244 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:26.400 Like, but then again, Wayne Brady is everybody's favorite. Like, 245 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:30.680 I don't know, that's that's a hard thing. That's a hard thing. 246 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:36.519 Robin Gibbons is definitely given an oreo. Really, somebody said Patrick mahomes oreo, 247 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:41.359 his dad a nigga. This is true. Stacy Dash, Yes, 248 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:45.960 Stacy Dash is an oreo. If you are trying to figure if you still 249 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:49.839 haven't put together what the Orioles are, think up Stacy's dash for sure, 250 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:56.440 Absolutely, for sure. Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars is not an oreo. 251 00:18:56.839 --> 00:19:00.920 Now, okay, I wouldn't call Bruno Mars an oreo only because he has 252 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:03.799 nigga moments. I've seen him have nigga moments, so I'm gonna still keep 253 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:07.359 him in the nigga category. He appeals to both sides, but I'm gonna 254 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:11.640 still keep him in the nigga category. Um facts on Patrick, my homies, 255 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:18.200 y'all go ahead, Where did where did Michael Jackson fall? Why do 256 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:22.720 you have to? First of all, if you're new here, I want 257 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:27.000 to explain something to you. There will be absolutely no Michael Jackson slander on 258 00:19:27.079 --> 00:19:33.240 this podcast. Ever. That's Senora ever, okay, ever, All right, 259 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:37.240 y'all, y'all know that's like my first live so what so what so 260 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:45.319 what so what you meant so white? No? No, no, I 261 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:49.240 love Michael Jackson. I got Michael Jackson tattoo. Wait really yeah yeah, 262 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:52.640 after he died, I got a Michael Jackson tattoo. He's um said love 263 00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:56.319 Lives Forever, and I have Love Lives Forever tattoo right here because I love 264 00:19:56.319 --> 00:20:00.720 Michael Jackson. That's Mimi and Meman and I don't care, thank you. 265 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:03.759 Somebody on a live said, bro, MJ's off limits. Yes, yes 266 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:08.279 he is. Okay, Mike can't get the smoke over here. Okay, 267 00:20:08.319 --> 00:20:11.640 you gotta go somewhere if you try get my smoke, okay, because I'll 268 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:17.759 fight. I'll fight. I'm gonna kick your as. Thank you, all 269 00:20:17.839 --> 00:20:22.160 right, but you know where there won't be any fighting. March tenth at 270 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:26.400 World Cafe Live when we do the Chocolate Chipping Sip podcast live and in person 271 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:30.359 in Philadelphia, And if you want to come see it, click the link 272 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:33.000 of my bioon and get your tickets. And y'all we are almost sold out, 273 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:37.759 almost sold out. Okay, now see you know what I don't like. 274 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:41.000 It's just a quick tangent. The last show Okay, I told y'all 275 00:20:41.240 --> 00:20:44.759 we have this many tickets left. We're almost sold out. We're almost sold 276 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:48.920 out. You're almost sold out. Then the day before when we sold out, 277 00:20:48.920 --> 00:20:51.359 everybody was hitting me up. You still got tickets, nigga. Now 278 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:53.839 I told you we was almost sold out. I don't want to have these 279 00:20:53.839 --> 00:20:56.759 conversations. I'm blocking y'all this year. I'm block. I'm blocking y'all for 280 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:00.079 this show. I'm blocking y'all for this show. If you hit me up 281 00:21:00.200 --> 00:21:03.839 X me. If we still have tickets and the website says we're sold out, 282 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:06.920 I'm blocking because I don't need that type of negative energy in my life. 283 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:11.759 Okay, you're not respecting my boundaries. Okay, but if we do 284 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:15.240 sell out, the turner said they're still they still have two tickets that they're 285 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:19.000 trying to give away. So did y'all say what the rules were. I'm 286 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.319 gonna try to pay attention if y'all right it, But I think they're having 287 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:32.839 a reform. Okay, Um, moving right along. At this point in 288 00:21:32.880 --> 00:21:38.319 my life, I'm only interested in people who are interested in or open to 289 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:42.720 a relationship. And I just want to repeat that. At this point in 290 00:21:42.839 --> 00:21:51.240 my life, I'm only interested in people who are also interested in or open 291 00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:57.160 to a relationship. All right now, I say this because y'all negs really 292 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:00.559 be trying to waste my time. I don't like that. I don't like 293 00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:03.640 that. I don't like that. I don't like that for me, I 294 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:06.119 don't like that for you, Okay, I don't like that. I don't 295 00:22:06.160 --> 00:22:11.039 like that. Okay, And I just want to say, aside from don't 296 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:15.200 waste my time, don't waste my fucking time, okay, because that's exactly 297 00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:18.000 what you're trying to do, okay. And it's nothing wrong with people wanting 298 00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:22.759 different things. Okay, if you're at a point in your life where you're 299 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:26.960 not interested in monogamy, if you're at a point in your life where you're 300 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:30.279 not interested in settling down, if you're at a point in your life where 301 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:33.279 that's not even a thought you've entertained, that's fine. But for me, 302 00:22:33.400 --> 00:22:41.519 intentions are important. Intentions are important. Intentions are important. Right, So, 303 00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:45.559 if you already know I ain't trying to settle down, no time soon, 304 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:51.240 no time soon, that's cool. But if I am, essentially you're 305 00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:53.440 trying to waste my time, and then I really hate when they be mad 306 00:22:53.480 --> 00:23:03.480 at you because you won't let them waste your time. What level of foolishness 307 00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:08.319 is this? Make it make sense, Make it make sense, Make it 308 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:14.400 make sense. I'm just like yo, we don't have to want the same 309 00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:18.319 things. That's okay. Where I am and my journey does not automatically have 310 00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:22.000 to be where you are in your journey. That's fine, but don't waste 311 00:23:22.119 --> 00:23:27.720 my time. That's it. That's it. So the life says, what 312 00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:32.480 if they're interested but not in the same city. I'm glad you brought that 313 00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:37.359 up. Okay, y'all know me. I'm a big girl, and when 314 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:38.799 I'm wrong, I'm wrong, and when I'm wrong, I'm gonna say I'm 315 00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:42.519 wrong. Right. So, a few months ago, I told y'all that 316 00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:48.599 I didn't think that long distance relationships were for me. I said that, 317 00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:55.680 I said that, And now, honestly, I think I might have to 318 00:23:55.720 --> 00:24:03.039 take it back. I know, I know, I know, I know. 319 00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:04.880 I think I might have to take it back. Right now, I'm 320 00:24:04.920 --> 00:24:07.920 not in on long distant relationship. I'm not in a relationship period. But 321 00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:15.960 I realized the more hectic my schedule is, I'm been a damn never being 322 00:24:15.960 --> 00:24:19.960 a long distant relationship anyway. Hey, Like, I barely have time to 323 00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:25.440 go to the gym, to take myself to baseball practice, to do all 324 00:24:25.480 --> 00:24:29.960 these things. So it's like, essentially, I'm like in a long distant 325 00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:33.920 relationship with my damn self. So it's like, and another nigga can't be 326 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:37.799 that bad. So I don't know, y'all. I think that if they 327 00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:41.759 are interested in you and you are not in the same city, if you're 328 00:24:41.759 --> 00:24:47.000 willing to make it work and it fits your lifestyle, fuck it, fuck 329 00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:52.200 it. You look gorgeous tonight. Thank you, Young Lion two six eight. 330 00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:56.519 Uh No, I don't take that shit back. Shit sucks. I 331 00:24:56.559 --> 00:25:00.720 did it and it didn't work. Man, Were you cheating? Okay, 332 00:25:00.759 --> 00:25:03.880 this is a safe space. Were you cheating? Were you? Were you 333 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:10.200 out here slinging dick? Were you slinging dangling? Okay? Why didn't it 334 00:25:10.279 --> 00:25:14.079 work? What happened? What happened. But I feel like if you if 335 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:18.039 you're saying that it didn't work, then you might be in the mind frame 336 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:19.599 of my original video for me, I was like, yo, like, 337 00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:22.680 I'm I want to be intimate, I want to cuddle, I want to 338 00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:25.480 see you all the time. I want to be up under you. I 339 00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:29.920 want to be in your fucking skin. Okay, So if you're at that 340 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.400 point in your life, then yeah, a long distance probably isn't gonna work 341 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:36.599 for you, Like you don't feel like waiting three months between couccie appointments. 342 00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:41.519 Cool? Cool, You gotta make it be all the way in it for 343 00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:45.480 it to work. But it ain't for me. Yeah, And that's exactly 344 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:48.000 where I was when I made that video. It just wasn't for me. 345 00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:52.079 But now I realized I really don't be having time anyway. So oh well, 346 00:25:52.759 --> 00:25:56.759 so the person says, no, I wasn't cheating too much flying back 347 00:25:56.759 --> 00:26:00.279 and forth, and the arguments are annoying, but look at this. Look 348 00:26:00.319 --> 00:26:04.799 at all those mouths you've gained. See look at god silver lining Okay, 349 00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:10.880 yeah, look at you with all your flying mouse able to redeem another trip. 350 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:14.880 I love this for you, amen, Dan. So you think there's 351 00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:21.359 a difference in distance, like if it's a drivable relationship or if it's a 352 00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:26.119 you know, have to fly relationship. I think, first of all, 353 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:33.680 I think anything over two hours is a long distance relationship, but I feel 354 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:38.799 like at a three hour drive it's kind of borderline. But four hours and 355 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:44.920 up technically, if it's four hours, that's like here to Virginia. That's 356 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:52.079 crazy, that's crazy. I don't know. Tap in on alive, do 357 00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:56.119 y'all think four hours it's far? Like is that like too much? Because 358 00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:00.480 would you fly four hours? No? I wouldn't fly to Ja. Would 359 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:02.880 you fly to Virginia? I went in fly to Virginia. Would you fly 360 00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:06.920 to Virginia? Dan fly Virginia? Yeah? Right, I mean, like, 361 00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:12.200 um yeah, having had a relationship with uh person in Virginia for a 362 00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:17.440 number of years, Um yeah, like I drove all time Grant. I 363 00:27:17.480 --> 00:27:21.640 live in Wilmington, so it's a little bit closer, but still and she 364 00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:26.920 lives outside of DC, so um yeah. I mean there's no way in 365 00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:32.920 hell like I down to there. But technically it's posible, I guess, 366 00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:36.039 yeah, I don't know. I guess it will be cheaper than the flights 367 00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:40.079 though, so I don't know. I don't know. So the live says 368 00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.240 four hours as far, but I'm not just coming up to kick it for 369 00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:45.839 one day. Yeah, I feel like once we're in a four hour like 370 00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:51.319 realm, where now at like the weekend type things like I'm not coming just 371 00:27:51.359 --> 00:27:53.000 for a little bit, just for to see you. When then that said, 372 00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:56.240 like, bitch, I'll spending the night. Okay, I brought my 373 00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:00.640 PS five. Okay, we've been a get this ship in like that's kind 374 00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:06.200 of hell yeah, hell yeah. Four hours too far for y'all who gonna 375 00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:11.480 make that trip? At you trip at the up test. I drive the 376 00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.319 Philly with no problem. Great, drive the Philly March tenth. Yeah, 377 00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:18.559 since you drive the Philly. And I'm gonna say, g dot m O 378 00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:22.359 N I underscore, since you drive the Philly all the time, y'all blow 379 00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:26.000 his ship up and say, take your ass to the live show March tenth, 380 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:30.359 since you'll be here all the time. Now A four day weekend, 381 00:28:30.799 --> 00:28:33.559 damn baby, a four day weekend, that's crazy? What about a three 382 00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:37.880 day weekend? Um? Let me scrorel up. I missed the one. 383 00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:44.400 Yeah, so that's it. Um. So we're talking about don't waste my 384 00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:48.880 time right yeah? And I just want to say, there is a special 385 00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:57.000 place in hell for people who chase you for weeks, months, years and 386 00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:04.319 then cheat on you. Why what the fuck is you? You ever look 387 00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:12.680 better at the situation? Like I gave you a chance. How where we 388 00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:18.519 at right now? I gave you a chance? How did you? What 389 00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:22.920 in a waste my time? What in a waste my time is going on 390 00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:29.200 here? Like? And don't let him be medium ugly? Are you fucking 391 00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:37.000 serious? Like someone is on your dick for years and I don't care if 392 00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:41.279 it's in the DMS. I don't care if it's when you go to the 393 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:45.079 supermarket, she always standing in line letting you get in front of her, 394 00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:48.839 whatever the case may be. You know, I don't care what it is, 395 00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:52.759 Okay, I don't care if you always see her at the gym. 396 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.519 I don't care if you always see him at the gym and he'd be trying 397 00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:59.920 to help you rerack your weights and shit, I don't care, Okay, 398 00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:07.359 for someone to literally chase you for all this time and then cheat on you, 399 00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:15.079 dick, Bro, you gotta run me a fate respectfully, respectfully. 400 00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:22.119 Someone says, um, medium ugly, Yes, medium ugly meaning they now 401 00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:26.720 all the way ugly. But it's like, bro, I definitely got some 402 00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.559 side eyes from a group chat when I decided to give you a chance. 403 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:36.759 So for you to then spit in my face by cheating on me, that's 404 00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:41.519 crazy? Who raised you? Like? This is wow to me? Like 405 00:30:44.559 --> 00:30:48.079 I really want to fight now, I want to fight. So someone says, 406 00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:55.680 um, uh, how do you define cheating? Wasting my time? 407 00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:04.079 That's how I define gen And you know what I honestly, I think cheating 408 00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:08.359 is doing anything behind my back that you wouldn't do in front of my face. 409 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:12.519 Okay, now something y'all gonna be mad at this, right, but 410 00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:21.319 I think that includes, but not limited to, texting, um, going 411 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:25.960 out to eat with a bitch from your job, um, watching the show 412 00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:27.799 without me. I don't care. I don't care, I don't care. 413 00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:32.319 You know good? Damn well, we said we was watching the Last of 414 00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:34.519 Us together. How come when I got to your house, hreo, Max 415 00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:41.160 told me that you already seen this episode. Huh huh cheating? Speaking of 416 00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:44.319 much? Are you up to episode seven yet? Yes? I am? 417 00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:49.519 Oh my god, wasn't that just got runching? Yes? I had to 418 00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:56.480 remember what happened. Uh yes, yes, yes, no spoil alerts. 419 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.880 But I was happy to see Stormy. Yes, yes, she's my favorite. 420 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:05.839 Like her, I'm at work multitasking. Sorry for the inconsistent post. 421 00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:08.559 Oh thank you, thank you. Ain't nothing worse than when you get emotionally 422 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:15.720 cheated on? What? Nothing is worse than when you get emotionally cheated on, 423 00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:20.559 like or when you get cheated on by somebody that's not really your man 424 00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:25.480 but the showman, but he not sho man. The horror, the horror. 425 00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:30.119 And then somebody that's not your man, but he is your man, 426 00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:32.720 but it's not your man, and you knew you shouldn't have gave him a 427 00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:37.759 chance anyway, but he was so persistent and on your head for months, 428 00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:43.519 and then he got the nerve to cheat on you. Wicked times. We're 429 00:32:43.559 --> 00:32:46.960 living in man wicked times. Wicked times. Honestly, I think that there 430 00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:52.119 should be some type of support group for people who get cheated on by men 431 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.559 that are their men but not their men, or women that are their girl 432 00:32:55.680 --> 00:33:00.839 but not their girl. Like. We need a support group because this is 433 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:02.680 a different type of hurt. Okay, and a lot of us don't deserve 434 00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:08.839 this, Okay, we don't, Professor already, what's up? Hold on, 435 00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:12.920 let me scroll back up, my bad y'all. No, storty, 436 00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:15.640 that's too much. So the watching an episode without me is too much. 437 00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:20.759 I don't think that's too much, okay, but I'm not gonna lie. 438 00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:24.160 I do give the precursor before I start talking like seriously to men like yo, 439 00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:28.440 Just so you know, if we start a show together, if I 440 00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:30.400 find out you watch the episode without me, I do consider that cheating, 441 00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:32.640 and I will be tight and I might stop talking to you. I tell 442 00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:35.880 them that right up front, because if I tell you up front, now 443 00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.480 you know better, means you're like just deliberately trying to hurt me at this 444 00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:44.960 point. Okay, thank you, Dan. What if your schedules are so 445 00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:47.119 like off after watching the first episode that you can't get back to it for 446 00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:53.160 like weeks? Okay, So if one week has passed and we have not 447 00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:57.640 had a chance to come together and watch this show, we have to at 448 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:02.039 that point come together and schedule a separate viewing. This is the only episode 449 00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:05.839 that we can watch without each other, and then we have to come back 450 00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:08.280 for the next episode. And that's it. I don't care. I don't 451 00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:10.639 care. This is very intimate to me. This is our thing. This 452 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:14.920 is when we started together. That's how I feel. I don't care, 453 00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:20.840 y'all. Oh, you're judging me, forget y'all. So the unfriend zone 454 00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.920 do cheat? Gotta catch them hands hunt? Yes, yes, the fuck 455 00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:30.400 you do? Okay, out here wasting my time like that. I'm some 456 00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:37.800 damn nerve bro. You do watch parties, I don't do watch parties. 457 00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:42.360 Um. The last time I really went to a watch party was in the 458 00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:46.440 beginning of House of the Dragons House of Dragons. I'm not gonna lie. 459 00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:49.559 I know black people say it wrong. So now I don't know what the 460 00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:51.960 show is called. Is a House of Dragons or House of the Dragon. 461 00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:57.400 I think it's this House of Dragon. Um. Great, now I'm gonna 462 00:34:57.400 --> 00:34:59.840 have to work that one said. I know right now, y'all look at 463 00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:07.599 hs um so Baldan's looking at it up. I do like watch parties though, 464 00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:08.599 um. But the last, like I said, the last time I 465 00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:12.119 really had a chance to dive into one. What is it? It is? 466 00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:17.440 House of the Dragon? Yeah, okay, house of Dragons. Um. 467 00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.199 So a few more things before we get out of here. First, 468 00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:25.880 once again, in case you missed the previous five messages, Philly March tenth 469 00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:30.920 Rail World Cafe Live. After, we'll be having a watch party for a 470 00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:36.239 House of the Dragon and that's going to be on Never Weary thirty first, 471 00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:38.639 so please make sure you are in attendance for that as well. Um, 472 00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:45.599 moving forward, like I said, I've realized things. As you know, 473 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:50.840 I grow and I take time to reflect on myself and I look back on 474 00:35:50.920 --> 00:35:52.840 previous dating habits, things that I like, things that I don't like. 475 00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:59.800 Right, So I realized I can tell how much I like a man by 476 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.840 how sleepy I am around him, right, or how fast I fall asleep 477 00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:07.960 around him. And I don't mean like in public places like on outings, 478 00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.480 because you guys sometimes like to be weird and be contrarians for some reason. 479 00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:16.840 Um, I'm talking about like if we're just laid up watching TV all day, 480 00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:21.800 or like I come over and we're like, you know, catching up 481 00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:23.239 on a movie, catching up on the show. I'm not gonna hold you. 482 00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:28.800 If I'm like comfortable and I like you, I'd be sleepy and shit, 483 00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:32.599 is this just me? Like? Am I the only one who like? 484 00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:36.920 If I really like you, I get comfortable and I get so freaking 485 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.920 sleepy, like yo, like I see you baby, okay, be my 486 00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:44.920 piece punk Okay. I like that you got me comfortable on huh. I 487 00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:51.280 like that a lot. Like I'm not gonna lie you got a good I'm 488 00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.960 gonna be reasonable if we're not doing nothing, like it's a fuzzy sock date. 489 00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.559 Okay, if we're not doing nothing and it's a fuzzy sock date, 490 00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:04.559 I ain't gonna hold you. Got about forty five minutes out of me, 491 00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:08.360 big dog, and then I'm snoring, which is so unfortunate, so unfortunate, 492 00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:14.280 because I promise you'll I really do snore really loud. You know. 493 00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:17.639 It's like fucking sixty nine Street train making all stops, Like I am going 494 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:22.400 to snore sixty nine street chain Yeah, yeah, yes, the broad Street 495 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:27.559 line making all stops. The local for sure. I am snoring. Okay, 496 00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:34.280 I snore like a sixty five year old iron worker. Okay, I 497 00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:37.519 can't help it. I can't help it. But like if I am really 498 00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:40.280 really comfortable and I enjoy my space and I enjoy my time with you, 499 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:44.039 I don't know. In my mind, I'm like, well, maybe this 500 00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:47.119 is like some form of me trying to let my guard down, because it's 501 00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:51.920 some men that I literally will never fall asleep on. I don't care if 502 00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:53.280 I have to get up and walk around a little bit, like I don't 503 00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:55.920 even try to. I'm gonna say that because I really don't even get sleepy 504 00:37:55.960 --> 00:38:01.159 around a certain type of guy. Like no, because certain certain guys just 505 00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:06.480 give you, I'm gonna take pictures of you while you sleep energy. I 506 00:38:06.480 --> 00:38:09.719 don't want that. Another place in hell for those guys. Accurate, there's 507 00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:14.760 a special place in hell for them for sure. Like I don't know, 508 00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:17.719 like certain people you just feel comfortable around. I'm assuming that's how all of 509 00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:22.199 them, like rappers and athletes, be getting caught up too. They begin 510 00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:25.079 way too comfortable around these bitches. They'd be liking them. They'd be liking 511 00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:31.800 them. So the life says, snoring. Beauty's got the best couci, 512 00:38:32.360 --> 00:38:35.599 you know, from your lips to God's airs. My brother, I don't 513 00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:39.639 know I've rejoice in that, Thank you, amen. Amen. I would 514 00:38:39.639 --> 00:38:45.159 have thought the uneven tity would have balanced out the airway, you know. 515 00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:53.400 Um, I'm not sure what level of physics that is, but you might 516 00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:58.880 be onto something, brother, Definitely some form of quantum physics there for sure. 517 00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:04.199 For sure, snoring happens in like the nasal passage right like up in 518 00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.679 the nose, because that's why they always get the sea pap and you have 519 00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:10.360 to have the yeah right, and it's usually like with something to do with 520 00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:15.280 the um, not to sept them, but like something up in here. 521 00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:19.400 Someone told me that, Like it also depends on which way you sleep, 522 00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.280 like how your head is or like where your position. Really, Um, 523 00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:27.079 the only thing that really changes my snoring patterns is how drunk I am. 524 00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:30.400 Like it's going to get worse the drunker I am. Yeah, yeah, 525 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:35.480 for sure, for sure. So somebody said, sea pap on deck. 526 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.000 You know what's so crazy? If I was like married or I had like 527 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:40.719 a living boyfriend, yeah, I would not get a sea pap. No, 528 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:45.360 I gotta get surgery. I'm not even gonna do that to you because 529 00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:50.880 I wouldn't want you to do it to me. You Ah, I don't 530 00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:54.079 want that. I don't. Are they loud? Uh? It depends like 531 00:39:54.119 --> 00:40:00.360 because so my dad got one ten years ago. Uh, and that one 532 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:05.599 was like it was kind of loud. Um, but my friend Sam, 533 00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:09.639 it's fine. No one knows who um got one last year And that thing 534 00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:13.840 is actually pretty dang quiet. Like he came with me on the trip and 535 00:40:14.039 --> 00:40:17.039 like used it and I didn't even though he had it all. You know. 536 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:22.079 My problem is it honestly has nothing to do with how loud it is. 537 00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:23.800 For me. I don't wear I don't want to wear a sea Pep 538 00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:29.280 machine because it's not sexy, like, my man is not gonna want to 539 00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:31.719 slide it in from behind while I'm sleeping. If I got a sea pep 540 00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:44.000 one if he is a Star Wars fan and he's doing Darth Vader like no 541 00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:47.119 like, and then what if I got on like some sexy ass red lingerie 542 00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:51.840 just a sea pep like do come one? I mean I'd been into it. 543 00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:55.760 Also the fact that he went right to Luke doing Vader from behind, 544 00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:00.599 like what kind of shit are you dreaming of right now? Send you know, 545 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:06.360 we all have our things. I don't know, man, I don't 546 00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:12.159 know. Um So, yeah, man, Dan, would you like to 547 00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:19.360 get into some edible? Okay, guys, So the edible portion of the 548 00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:24.519 show is where we read questions and stories and comments that you guys send in. 549 00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:30.559 Um So, if you have a story to send in and you don't 550 00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:34.519 want to put it in a DM so, you can always email inquiries at 551 00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:38.400 stormyp dot com. We love to hear your conversations and things that may be 552 00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:42.840 too long for a DM or to put in the little question box that we 553 00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:46.599 have on Instagram. So yeah, that's that. Um So, our first 554 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:55.280 edible what is the best pickup line you ever heard? Um, you know, 555 00:41:57.280 --> 00:42:00.719 so it's not gonna be good. It's gonna be so stupid, and 556 00:42:00.760 --> 00:42:04.679 y'all gonna be like, what the fuck? Okay, so someone asks, 557 00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:07.679 what's the best pickup line you ever heard? Um? So I used to 558 00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:13.920 catch the train downtown to work, and UM, I would see this guy 559 00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:16.079 like almost every day when I would be going to work. And you know, 560 00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:21.159 you start seeing people frequently, you know, on your regular commute or 561 00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:22.400 a routine. You'll give him like a hey, what's up ahead? Not 562 00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:27.480 nothing major? Right, nothing major? So one day he's like, I'm 563 00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:30.840 sorry, I really just had to stop you because you look so beautiful today. 564 00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:35.159 I mean, you look beautiful every day, you look beautiful every day, 565 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:43.440 but today you're like glowing? Are you ovulating? And I don't know, 566 00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:49.039 I thought that was a romance day. Wow. I don't know, 567 00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:52.679 y'all, I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't know. 568 00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:57.039 I don't know why. I just I don't know. But my dumbass 569 00:42:57.039 --> 00:43:00.000 really was walking around all day like I was glowing, Like I just knew 570 00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:02.760 I look good that day, Like it's just it's just natural. I hand 571 00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:07.199 on makeup orain I really had nothing special to do with my hair, but 572 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:12.800 like that small question of are you ovulating? For some reason, it got 573 00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:15.039 my nipples wet. Like I just was like, oh my god, I 574 00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:20.199 am that bitch today. Wow, nobody can tell me anything today, like 575 00:43:20.239 --> 00:43:23.840 today is my day. Like I don't know why. I don't know if 576 00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:29.679 that was the beginning of a breeder kink. I don't know. I don't 577 00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:32.960 know. All I know is that shit touched me right here in my heart. 578 00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:42.559 Okay, he touched me on the inside. Okay, okay, he 579 00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:45.880 said. Someone says he was one of them dudes that get turned on by 580 00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:51.400 pregnant women. I don't know, because I was at this point in my 581 00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:53.400 life. I was very righty slim, so he would not be turned on 582 00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:57.639 by me at all. I don't know. And I don't even think my 583 00:43:57.679 --> 00:44:01.199 boots were that big yet. What maybe and all these things or why I 584 00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:04.840 was like, oh my god, I'm that bitch today. I am really 585 00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:08.440 that bitch today. And there have probably been millions of other pickup lines that 586 00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:12.679 I've heard in my lifetime, but that will always be the best pickup line 587 00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:15.519 I've ever heard. Don't know why, don't know why? Dan Um so 588 00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:22.039 I follow from my college, Like they have their own barstool Instagram account and 589 00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:25.599 they post all the time guys who tried, Like you know, they message 590 00:44:25.639 --> 00:44:30.920 girls and it's like the worst pickup lines ever. But this one just like 591 00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:36.519 makes me chuckle. So I'm gonna read it your bone structure gives my bone 592 00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:45.199 structure. I don't know if y'all heard it on a live, but Dan 593 00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:50.760 said that one of this Instagram page, one of the bad pickup lines he 594 00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:57.840 read was that your bone structure gives my bone structure. Doesn't hit the same, 595 00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:07.360 I'd rather be ovulating. Someone says, did it pick up the spirits 596 00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:10.639 of the low drag titty? Also, at that time, they were the 597 00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:15.280 same size, motherfucker. So there's that all right. Wait, they haven't 598 00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:22.679 always been different sizes. No, No, My titties became uneven after breastfed, 599 00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:29.000 and then I went through another round of puberty and they got bigger but 600 00:45:29.639 --> 00:45:34.000 still uneven. Huh, yeah, you had second puberty. I did have 601 00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:37.079 second puberty, like, and this happened. I'm not gonna hold you. 602 00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:44.400 My second puberty happened like four or five years ago. I know it was 603 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:46.480 like a two year process. Though it was back and forth. I don't 604 00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:50.760 know how to explain it, but like literally my hip spread and this was 605 00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:55.199 after I had my baby. My hip spread and my hair grew and my 606 00:45:55.199 --> 00:46:00.320 booms got bigger. Huh. I don't know. I don't know I would 607 00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:04.159 activate. I'm just that lucky. I got two rounds of puberty. You 608 00:46:04.199 --> 00:46:07.800 know, hashtag blessed. That's it, and that's all. Somebody said, 609 00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:14.639 that don't sound medical. You don't know. Okay, you don't know. 610 00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:17.840 D thank you, thank you. That sounds like a porto. Actually I 611 00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:21.679 don't like that, stormy p MD, thank you. That's a no. 612 00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:27.039 That sounds worth not gonna lie. All women have second rounds. It's to 613 00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:30.280 grow on women's face. Maybe that's what it was. Though, Maybe that's 614 00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:34.400 what it was, because it definitely was a difference. I do got superpowers, 615 00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:37.199 like I for sure have superpowers one percent. I'm not gonna hold'all 616 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:40.639 say you know what, it's slint and per usual. I didn't gave up 617 00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:45.719 jerking off flint and y'all, I felt my superpowers trying to activate again. 618 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.679 Y'all know, whenever I don't be getting dick and I don't be masturbating, 619 00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:53.000 I really get superpowers, and I feel them trying to kick in again. 620 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:58.039 Okay, I'm not gonna hold you. Sometimes I'll be hearing my next door 621 00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:02.599 neighbor baby, like I don't know what it is. Like my supersigdic hearing 622 00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:07.639 is coming back, like probably by next week, I'll start hearing colors again. 623 00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:12.840 For sure. I'm excited for this time again. Yeah one say sits 624 00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:17.000 out here breaking records unknowingly. Yes, what was it called synastasia? That 625 00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:21.599 one? Yes, cynastasia. Yes, so it's actually a real term for 626 00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:25.119 it. It's cynastasia. And it's when the wires and your brain and your 627 00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:30.400 senses get crossed up and it will have you like smelling colors. It's a 628 00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:35.039 smelling color or hearing colors. I think it can be either, just depending 629 00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:38.119 on what um I think. Like commonly, it's like a person who like, 630 00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:44.719 yeah, like hear's colors like like music, like they like forces them 631 00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:49.559 to like actually see like different. See see y'all thought I was joking. 632 00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.440 I really am a superhero, okay, and I'm talking about, like, 633 00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:57.280 you know, a super superhero. So someone says, did you taste your 634 00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:00.199 breast milk or did he taste it? And was it good. I did 635 00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:06.119 taste my breast milk when I was breastfeeding, and it tastes like the milk 636 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.440 that's left over in the bowl after you eat all the frosted flakes, like 637 00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:13.320 sweet like that. And it was kind of like that texture a little bit 638 00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:16.960 too. Who yeah, yeah, but I just like dipped my finger in 639 00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:20.639 it and it just like licked it like that. I didn't like gulp it 640 00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:23.960 or anything. Um, but my baby dad did not taste my breast milk. 641 00:48:24.360 --> 00:48:30.840 But sometimes I would like purposely not pump and then I would like shoot 642 00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:35.840 him like water guns and chase them around the house. That sounds fun. 643 00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:38.079 I'm gonna grow up one day, I promise, and I'm not gonna lie 644 00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:40.800 if when the next time I get pregnant, I'm gonna do that to my 645 00:48:40.840 --> 00:48:45.679 next shots father too. So I can't wait. Babe, man, I 646 00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:50.719 when you wore breastfeed whatnot? Did you ever, like, you know, 647 00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:57.719 end up with someone who was like into breast smelts like that? Just fucking 648 00:48:57.840 --> 00:49:00.719 weird. It's not weird, okay, but it was a little different, 649 00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:04.760 right. So, like the first guy had sex with after my child's father, 650 00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:08.280 I was so breast for you right, Okay, So we were having 651 00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:12.559 sex and you know, by this point, my boots are in gorge, 652 00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:16.159 so like they're they're leaking a little bit. And he and I'm riding and 653 00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:22.239 he sits up and like licks the drip and then it's like starting trying to 654 00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:28.320 suck the milk, and I'm that's my son, this is not for you. 655 00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:35.320 I made this for someone else, like I have never expected and he 656 00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:38.039 was the only guy who's ever done that. But that's not the that's not 657 00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:45.000 the kicker. So like maybe four or five years down the line, he 658 00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:51.199 tries to spin the block and I kind of wasn't really into it, and 659 00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:52.920 he was like, bitch, I drank your breast milk. Don't you get 660 00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:55.400 out here and at booge you on me? And I'm like, lower your 661 00:49:55.519 --> 00:50:00.599 voice, hey, use that, And I'm like, are you trying to 662 00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:04.840 weaponize my breathsmolk right now? Like you, what did you do that? 663 00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:07.079 I didn't ask you to do that. I did not ask you to do 664 00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:12.280 that. What is happening right now? I didn't give him another chance. 665 00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:16.239 I think that's that's that's probably for the best, honestly, Yeah, because 666 00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:21.760 you were very enthused about drinking or attempting to drink my breast milk and then 667 00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:24.039 try to throw a back on me. So I don't like that. Um, 668 00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:29.679 that's wild. What did you say to him afterwards? Nothing? I 669 00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:35.039 would have said, make me a cup before you go? What is wrong? 670 00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:40.079 What you make you a cup of breast milk? So you wanted me 671 00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:45.960 to your squeeze milk into a cup and leave it in refrigerator when I go, 672 00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:52.599 y'all be lying then? Or do you want it warm with cookies? 673 00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:53.760 Like? How did you how did you want your breast smolk? Like, 674 00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:58.159 let me know, this nigga tried to put you on blast after you stole 675 00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:05.960 your kids food. Oh, this nigga tried to put me on blast after 676 00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:12.920 he stole my son food. They audacity, they audacity. I can't believe 677 00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:16.320 it. Fan became one with your stem cells. He'll never be the same. 678 00:51:19.239 --> 00:51:22.360 And you're right, and you're right, and you are absolutely right, 679 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:23.920 because my man still be out here trying like pictures down. I'm like, 680 00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:27.400 just let it go, bro, just let it go, Just just let 681 00:51:27.400 --> 00:51:30.400 me be please. Um that he sucked the uneven city? What is your 682 00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:37.880 obsession with mine? I'm even city today? God damn? Oh the guy 683 00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:42.360 said, I want them warm with sugar cookies. Sugar he wants his breast 684 00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:45.760 milk warm with sugar cookies. So ok, maybe we'll do that for Christmas. 685 00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:51.559 Yeah, yeah, leave out breast milk for Santa. Oh would you 686 00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:55.639 leave first milk for Santa? Do you think he would know? I feel 687 00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:59.119 like he'll be no one when it's soy milk or when it's all the milk, 688 00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:04.599 So I can't leave out breast smoke for Santa. Yeah, I'm you 689 00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:07.360 know. I was like, like, I don't know about real Santa, 690 00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:08.920 but it's be a great prank if like, if you do this on your 691 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:14.320 husband, you're like, you know, he's gonna play Santa and come down 692 00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:19.239 and drinking everything you just like, and it's just breast smolke. And he 693 00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.599 probably wouldn't know. He probably wouldn't know because you know, minermen respectfully minermen. 694 00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:30.440 Um. So someone says, maybe he was deficient and needed it, 695 00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:36.920 titty deficient? Was he teddy deficient? Was he titty deficient? Okay? 696 00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:42.039 Did he have a breast milk stash afterwards? You know he didn't. But 697 00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:47.320 honestly, um, even when we did be like intimate after that, I 698 00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:51.679 was really self conscious about it, really, and before then I was not 699 00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:54.079 self conscious about it. And I'm talking about like before then, I had 700 00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:59.840 been out in public and like my booze would leak and I would have to 701 00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:04.199 we're like titty pets, so that like I wouldn't have the spots on my 702 00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:07.280 shirt, and I was never self conscious about that. Soon as this nigga 703 00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:12.920 drink some dribble from my nipple, I immediately all the time, I'm like 704 00:53:12.920 --> 00:53:15.280 looking down, I'm trying to hold it like I'm being real self conscious about 705 00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:19.880 it, you know what I mean. So you're a jerk for traumatizing me 706 00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:22.159 that way. And that's that. I mean, if you forget to get 707 00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:28.000 milk, that's a good substitute. And with tit capitalized, you, sir, 708 00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:34.880 can go to hell. Somebody said, motherfucking anybody's son. Why not 709 00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:38.480 antibodies? Not antibodies? What are we talking about. We're talking about the 710 00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:44.119 man who drunk my breast milk and then tried to throw it in my face 711 00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:47.400 later years ago. So that's what we were talking about. Hope you're all 712 00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:52.199 caught up, all right, Let's get on to the next question. We 713 00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:54.159 were all on breasting a probile. I hope I can save some of that 714 00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:57.480 and make it a clip, but I don't even know how I would form 715 00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:01.440 it into a forty five seconds hip. Honestly, we'll see. We'll see 716 00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:08.960 next. Which Power Rangers was the best? I say Turbo, definitely Turbo. 717 00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:15.519 It went to shit after that. You know, I just want to 718 00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:20.599 stop and say, you must be drinking that Lean ivan ooze was giving these 719 00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:24.360 kids for you to think that Turbo, for you to get on Alvar's Internet 720 00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:31.039 and say that Turbo was better than Mighty Morphine. Are you smoking dope? 721 00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:36.760 Like you have to be drinking that ivan ooze lean if you think Turbo is 722 00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:40.320 better than Mighty Morphine. Right, And I'm not even gonna waste my time 723 00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:46.880 getting into Space Force Dino. None of those things. None of those things 724 00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:52.920 are important because I feel like we're talking about top two top two period. 725 00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:57.920 I do say would be Mighty Morphin and Turbo, but Mighty Morphins on top. 726 00:54:58.119 --> 00:55:00.639 Mighty Morre was on top every fucking time. Um every time. What 727 00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:07.599 are we talking about here? Every time? Golly, oh, oh my 728 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.079 god, oh my god, they're coming out with the what the fuck are 729 00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:14.920 they coming out with? I saw it on Twitter the other day in April. 730 00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:17.760 Golly, Dan, can you look it up? Sure? Um? 731 00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:23.239 No, it's some Power Rangers. Uh, Billy Yos not Billy Yos. 732 00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:25.880 William Yos Is that his name? Yes, William Yos the Blue Ranger. 733 00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:30.000 He posted about it, and Walter E. Jones was in it too, 734 00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:35.440 um zach or whoever? Yes, I am in there, and I know 735 00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:37.039 they're real names. Yes, I know the Power Rangers real name. Fuck 736 00:55:37.079 --> 00:55:39.599 you, fuck you. Okay, I'm gonna take this time and say rest 737 00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:45.719 in peace to my man Jason David Frank okay aka Tommy. Oh shit, 738 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:52.400 what is it? Tell me they're doing a thirtieth anniversary special. I am 739 00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:57.400 morphin Power Rangers once and always, and let's go come bring back all the 740 00:55:57.559 --> 00:56:01.239 Living Rangers. I hope Tommy not in this show. I'm gonna cry. 741 00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:05.559 I'm I'm gonna tell you this right now. If you didn't hear Dan, 742 00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:08.599 he was saying that they're doing a thirtieth year special, then they're bringing back 743 00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:12.960 all the Living Rangers. And I'm telling out this right now. If they 744 00:56:13.039 --> 00:56:15.760 like prerecorded this ship and Tommy is in it, I'm going to be boo 745 00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:21.800 who crying? Okay, crying right. And I also want to say when 746 00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:24.119 y'all see me on Instagram with my power Ranger outfit on, don't talk to 747 00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:28.000 me because y'all already know what I'm here for. Y'all already know what I'm 748 00:56:28.000 --> 00:56:30.079 doing. You'll already know what I'm here for. What day is it? 749 00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:34.159 Uh? Dan? Let me go back? It is going to be in 750 00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:38.719 May. Oh it's May, I think scrolling back there you go. Nope, 751 00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:43.559 April nineteenth, April nineteenth, April nineteenth. Let me read some of 752 00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:49.119 your quotes. Zach was the most fire ranger. Even his haircut proved that. 753 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:57.119 Why are y'all like this? Not even close? Mighty Morphron or die 754 00:56:57.239 --> 00:57:00.599 Big facts facts, Mighty Morphrin? Oh, Dinold Thunder was I too? 755 00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:08.480 Who man is this? Who man is this? Dinold Thunder over Mighty Morphin? 756 00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:13.400 You think Dinold Thunder should be in the top two? Bro? No? 757 00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:20.280 Hell no? Or I Peter right, Ranger Morphilm was elite and it's 758 00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:24.840 downhill from that. I don't think it's downhill. I think we just outgrew 759 00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:29.079 it for real, y'all. I'm not gonna hold y'all's It probably was some 760 00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:31.320 cool joins like later on down the line, but like by the time the 761 00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:35.840 Red Ranger was black wing getting fucked. See, you ain't even know they 762 00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:37.559 had a black Red Ranger. Did you you ever heard of the Curse of 763 00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:45.400 the Red Ranger. I know what's that every Red Ranger has, Like is 764 00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:49.199 it the Red Ranger or the Blue Ranger? I think it is a Red 765 00:57:49.239 --> 00:57:52.719 Ranger. Google curse the Red Ranger. Like they all like get locked up 766 00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:57.800 or like killed niggas. Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's a bad Joe 767 00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:02.320 huh um. Tommy single handedly whipped their asses by himself. That's why everybody 768 00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:07.760 want to be Tommy Man. Recipes by Man Jason David Frank they gotta do. 769 00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:09.960 Attribute to Jason David and the Yellow Ranger. Oh and Trinny. I 770 00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:15.280 forgot Trenny died. Trinity died too. No, it's not too but it 771 00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:20.119 was shitty. My son said, Jungle forced the best. Your son can 772 00:58:20.199 --> 00:58:23.039 run. Your son can rumble me. You're me and your son can fight, 773 00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:28.039 honestly, because he apparently doesn't known better. You're not teaching him the 774 00:58:28.119 --> 00:58:32.000 right thing, so I'll teach. I'll teach him for you. Turbo had 775 00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:38.760 the black Red Ranger that wasn't Turbo. That was not Turbo. I saw 776 00:58:38.800 --> 00:58:44.639 that. What does it say, dan um? Yeah, so it is 777 00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:46.400 the Curse of the Red Ranger. I'm I'm looking through a post that's like, 778 00:58:51.159 --> 00:58:53.599 yeah, it says look at let's look at twelve tragedies that confirmed the 779 00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:57.679 Power Rangers curse exists. Oh so this just says Power Rangers like as a 780 00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:00.679 whole. Oh, power Rangers as a whole. Yeah, I thought it 781 00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:02.199 was a Red Ranger. Let me tell y'all something. When y'all look at 782 00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:07.880 my bio on Instagram and y'all see aspiring Pink Ranger, this shit ain't for 783 00:59:07.960 --> 00:59:12.360 likes. Okay, this should ain't for play play like I'm about mine, 784 00:59:12.639 --> 00:59:15.960 I'm about mine, blood and blood out. Okay, it's morphin time. 785 00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:20.800 What's up? What's up? It was? It was after Tommy left Z 786 00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:27.440 and Zeo that was Turbo. I don't think that one was Turbo. Like, 787 00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:30.039 I know there was a black Red Ranger, but I don't think that 788 00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:32.880 was Turbo. Ninja Storm was straight, not top two, but it was 789 00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:37.400 straight. Ninja Storm can't get an honorable mention. I ain't mad at that. 790 00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:38.840 I ain't mad at that. Well, we can give Ninja Storm an 791 00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:45.199 honorable mention. I ain't mad at that, hey, Sam A all right 792 00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:49.840 man, listen. Pink Ranger was my first crush. Power to Amy Joe 793 00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:52.199 Johnson. Hell yeah, I learned how to do a cart rail because of 794 00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:57.880 Amy Joe Johnson. What Yes, Yes, you gotta post up with your 795 00:59:57.920 --> 01:00:00.639 morphing badge because who're gonna check me? Now when y'all see me hop on 796 01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:05.239 the ground, you know what, I'm wearing my fucking morphing badge to the 797 01:00:05.320 --> 01:00:09.320 live show. Yes, now, when I come on stage and we dim 798 01:00:09.400 --> 01:00:13.559 the lights and y'all hear me, yell, it's more from time and you'll 799 01:00:13.599 --> 01:00:19.880 just see my dumbass star. Niggas gonna be like, I'm getting the fun 800 01:00:19.920 --> 01:00:28.360 out of here. I came for titty, so oh man, I am 801 01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:32.239 a hollering listen man. March tenth World Cafe Live, Chocolate Chip and sip. 802 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:36.639 It's coming to you again, the chocolate chip and sip the podcast. 803 01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:39.639 It's coming to you again. All right. Click the link in my bio 804 01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:43.920 and get your tickets now, or you can go to stormyp dot com and 805 01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.360 get your tickets. 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