Whoa. What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and
Zip the Modern day Female Perspective again and back at it again. Last week
we had keV by himself. This week we got Dan by himself. Hey
Dan, Um, Yeah, man, listen, before we get started.
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now right, Okay, we don't got that many tickets left. Come on,
let's sell the shit out, all right. So let's get into some
things recently. You know, it's March now. Black History Month just ended,
and I have had had a very interesting Black History Month, but the
end of the month really topped it off from me. And I'm gonna tell
you why. Um So, y'all know, I got a son, My
son's eleven, and I get an alert on my phone that his Black History
project is due. So you know, I do the mom thing. I
go up to him, like, yo, who you're doing your Black History
project going, and he's like, um, Martin Louse who And he's like
Martin LuSE. I'm like, who the fuck is that? Right? He's
like the chubby guy from Bad Boys too, Martin lad Martin Lawrence. First
of all, let's start at the chubby guy. Okay, let's start at
the chubby guy. Okay, because you post already had done your research and
yeah, he's chubby now, but he wasn't always chubby, you know what
I mean? Like what? And I'm like, okay, no, I'm
asking now. I'm inquisitive because now I want to see what he know.
Right, So I'm like, you know, we'll tell me something about Martin
Lawrence. And he's like Martin LuSE, I said, Martin Lawrence. He's
like, oh, mom, did you know he had his own show.
It was called the Martin Show? What, sweetie? Please tell me you
got something else on this report other than this place. Please tell me it's
something else on this report, other than he had his own show named after
him, Like this is it? He was like, yeah, and he
had two wives, and did you know he's sexually as I said, not
ware not putting that where we are not putting that in the report. Y'all.
When I say fuck these kids, I truly mean fuck these kids.
Now, for the record, I did give him like some you know some
some more tips, some more so he can add in, like you know,
um just up about like you know, him hosting Death Comedy Jam and
stuff like that and his different foundations and stuff, random facts that I didn't
realize I knew about Martin Lusey or Martin Lawrence. Okay, but yeah,
it was, it was. It was very funny. So yeah, that
was our black history mouth and I long story short affect these kids. So
yeah, and that's how it goes. I was thinking this weekend about a
few things, and I always like to jot down when I come to different
epiphanies, right, And I realized my judgment of character it's a little off.
My judgment of character is a little it's a little different. Okay,
the way I judge people is a little different. Because I realized I'd be
judging people like are you a good person? Based on petty shit? And
I was thinking, like, what are some petty things that you judge people
for? Because I'd be judging people for some petty shit, Like I judge
you based on if you put sugar in your spaghetti, lets it lets me
know all I need to know about you, and lets me know aunt,
lets me know all I need to know about you. Also, do you
put sugar in your grips? M m m. Now we're getting somewhere right
now, We're getting somewhere right. And then it's other little things like hmm,
Joe to see or Drew Hill ooh ooh. You see. These are
character development questions, right, These are character development questions like Mariah Kerry and
Whitney Houston character developed questions, character developmental questions, right, And then it's
like other stuff like when you was a kid, which video scared you more?
Crossroads or Thriller see see see see Because there is a certain population of
people who were definitely terrified of but we're fine with both thugs and harmony.
Cross Roads that was fine, didn't didn't phase them at all. And then
it's the other way. There are some people who when that fucking guy in
a black trunch choke took Uncle Charles like this, it ain't scared them,
not one bit. It ain't scared them, not one bit. But as
soon as they heard that music for Thriller, they was ready to act to
fool. So, yeah, I realized that I'll be judging people for some
petty shit. So with some petty stuff that you judge people for, like
there are other things like, for example, and I don't think I don't
think this one is petty. I think this one is a little bit more
common. But like if I'm walking down the street and a guy doesn't if
I'm walking with a man down the street and he doesn't purposely move me to
the inside so he can walk on the outside, I'm judging. I'm judging
you. I'm judging you. Dan. Yeah, I was just talking to
a girl this week who is actually like offended because some dude actually did to
him but like like made it superbly obvious that he was like moving her to
the outside instead of like trying to make it like smooth, like oh,
he was like get over you're bitch, Yeah exactly. Yeah, So she
was offended because he moved her inside. Yes, Oh is she a feminist?
Yes, m ladies, don't don't be don't be. Don't be that
girl. Okay, No, nobody likes that girl. Nobody likes that girl.
Like if a man is moving you on the inside, don't be that
girl like I need to get all I mean, what you're doing b b
blam blam bloom. You know what he's doing culturally, this is what men
do, like and damn bitch, like what you want to get hit by
a car and you don't know why you moved you? Like, who is
you see? This is something that she needs to be judged, Shan,
I don't know, like, and then you gotta think about it the opposite
way, like if you were trying to move to the inside and a man
was like, nah, bitch, what you're doing, Like I'm over here,
Like now, now you're gonna be upset again. So it's like I
don't know, but I do. I won't say I judge, but I
do make a mental note if I'm walking on the sidewalk with a man and
he doesn't move me to the inside so where he's like on the outside near
the street, because it's like, first, who raised you? Okay?
And then if I like you like that? Now I'm thinking long term,
are these the type of values you plan on installing in our children? No,
that's not okay, that's not okay. That's not okay, Dan,
you be judging people for petty stuff. I'm trying to think because I know
I definitely do um. Like, all right, so if like someone eats
an apple and they eat the entire thing, like the core and everything too,
and just like leave a stem, I kind of I'm like, all
right, you're a bit overkill on that. Who the fuck is eating the
core of an apple? People eat the core of apples? Oh yeah,
they'll just like don't keep munching and just pick out the seeds, like when
they get down to it and literally like right right down to the butthole,
the brown like starfish thing at the bottom of it. Yeah, oh real
fast. So The Lives says, just like how a man should pump the
woman's gas if they're in the same car. I'm not gonna lie. Okay,
Now we have this notion of a guy should pump the woman's gas if
he's in the same car. Right, But how do y'all feel about if
a man is in the car and he's like, yeah, I'll pump your
gas and then he like reaches over and waits for you to hand him the
card, Like, does that affect how you view him? Right? Because
if I'm gonna give you my card, then I might as well just get
the fuck out and pump my own gas. So am I the only one
who's like a little I'd rather you not if you're not paying, Like,
just just be a passenger princess for me, sweetie. Just just just yeah,
just sitting and enjoy yourself. Like everybody has this whole notion like,
oh, a man should be pumping gas if he's not paying for the gas.
I don't think that he should he pumped the gas because now I'm an
attitude and it's it's I think it's presumptuous. It's presumptuous to assume that this
man has to pay for your gas, because what if that's just wasn't in
the plans for today, Like what if y'all making a quick run, Like
what if you don't know what his situation is? Like what if he really
don't like you like that? Like that's the kicker. We always talk about
the man on the outside and the man pumping gas. Do the same rules
apply if he don't like you like that? Hmm. It's a good point,
actually, because if we're thinking about it, maybe that's why he's not
moving you to the inside of the sidewalk. Maybe that's why he's not pumping
the gas. Have we made a breakthrough? Guy, let me know what
happens. What happens if the man doesn't like you like that? Is he
still obligated to pump the gas? Moving to the inside of the sidewalk.
I won't say open the doors, though I feel like he should still open
the doors. But all these other things, all these bonuses, like let
me know, I'm about to read some questions some comments from alive. It
says, um, so you can't pay for your own gas? Now,
I still pump it if I paid or not. I think it's levels to
it. Yes, always pump gas. Yes, always pay them y'all together,
when you get married, pay and always take her card to feel okay,
cool? But I didn't see y'all answer about what if he doesn't like
her like that? Just like how a man should pump? No? No,
I read that already. I don't know, y'all. I don't know.
Yeah, if they don't like each other that way, is he like
go to be spending as all this time with her where she has to yo?
Who's to say it's a lot of time. Maybe they's just going to
get ice cream, or maybe they're just riding together to another destination. That's
fair, that's true. Like, I don't know what happens. My wife
got her license to carry, so I keep her ass on the outside.
Yo, someone on a live sabe. My wife got her license to carry,
so I keep her ass on the outside. Y'all gotta chill. Who
is that? Y'all play all day? Yes? Um? All right?
So here's a question. What if you know, the dude is this like
smaller stature one and the girl is a taller one or a bigger one or
yea, whatever way you look at it. So yeah, I mean he
provides literally no protection. Then if he's on the outside, that is a
good point because the thought process always well, if a car jumps to curb,
he'll take the impact. But what if he's smaller than the woman?
Like what impact? Does he really take it? None? Exactly? So
like what uh hey Darwin? Then why the fuck he and her wheel?
M? I don't know, Like maybe they're going somewhere, like maybe they're
going to a mutual friends like game night or something. I don't know.
I don't know. If I don't like her like that, then I'll meet
you there. M. What if you're walking down the street. What if
y'all parked separately and then y'all walking down a sidewalk? Like, do you
have to be on the outside now? Like, what are the rules?
Who's beating a car? Anyway? This is true. I don't I don't
know. Huh listen, I don't make the rules. That's what the that's
what the old hands told me on why you need to be on the outside.
Okay, I don't know. You know why you gotta be on the
outside. Don't get cued on here, damn it. Um switching topics for
a bit. Uh, completely random. But I need all the white people
to come to the front of the congregation right now. Um called out Dan.
I'm sorry, Kevin isn't here today, so you're by yourself. But
we have rock he's light. Um yeah, man, one more time.
I need all the white people to check in with me real fast. I
need all the white people to come to the front of a congregation because I
have a question and this was on my mind heavy this week. And don't
ask me why four and a half inches no, so right, can white
people tell the difference between niggas and oreos? First? Dan, do you
know what an oreo is Um, so you're talking someone who has like black
and white parent Hell no, Dan, okay, so oreo would be someone
who is black on the outside but white on the Oh okay, so like,
um, the the I'm trying to think who would be a good definition
oreo. Maybe like Carlton Carleton will be an ore Um that's the most common
person I could think of. But yeah, like they are they are black,
but they really white on the inside. Yeah. So my question is
can white people tell the difference between niggas and oreos? Um, I'd say
yes, really, I mean all right, so like there's always a level
of like, um, you know what kind of clothes are wearing, like
obviously, like you know, visual cues the first ones, Like usually clothes
are the first one. Uh, and then especially like when you start talking
to him, you find out like what they're you know, what their interests
star whatnot. Because I mean, I I h two weekends ago, I
went to an anime convention. Oh yeah, you saw a lot of orioles
over there. Oh yes I do, and yeah, trust me, everyone
there. And the thing is like on the last day you see people in
their normal clothes and you're just like, uh huh, yeah that guy.
There you are. I knew it so real fast. The Lives says that
more notable Orioles. Okay, there we go, Wayne Brady. Yeah,
Tommy Davidson, it's Tommy Davidson. I'm gonna come back to Tommy Davidson.
I'm not completely sold on Tommy Davidson. Do jacquet um? Okay? And
someone said they think we're all the same, No, they don't. Dan
just say he could tell the difference. So, like, other than the
visual cues, has there ever been someone who's like, I don't want to
say, what about the people who go in between, like just the regular
black Like when I say niggas, I don't mean like niggas niggas, I
mean like the regular blacks and then there are. I don't like saying blacks
with an S on it, especially not right after black his story. Man,
I feel like I shouldn't do that. I'm sorry, Ancestors Rosa,
forgive me. I think that I think that I was thinking about this because
someone had moved in across from me and she's white, but her boyfriend is
black and her boyfriend has braids. But I think every black person is going
to understand when I say he doesn't have braids, he has corn rows.
And the reason he has corn rows is because he's not a nigga nigga.
Like, if you're not a nigga nigga, you got like corn rows.
Okay, So I was like, damn, I would do do she know
that? Like he's inn orio, Like don't even wrong, Like you're still
in a biracial relationship. But do you know someone on the live said they
know the Orioles because they feel safe around them. Not all the time,
Okay, because some Orioles we have a fucking uh Katana Swards. Okay ye
see see I told you. Okay, someone said Robin Givens, I don't
think Robin gives is a oreo. I don't think she's an oreo. Tay
Diggs, I'm gonna have to say, Tay Diggs isn't I don't. You
don't want to take the back. Tay Diggs isn't an oreo. He's just
corny. He's corny's he's corny. Because if I put like Tay Diggs and
Wayne Brady in the same category, I think Wayne Brady is smoking this nigga.
Like, but then again, Wayne Brady is everybody's favorite. Like,
I don't know, that's that's a hard thing. That's a hard thing.
Robin Gibbons is definitely given an oreo. Really, somebody said Patrick mahomes oreo,
his dad a nigga. This is true. Stacy Dash, Yes,
Stacy Dash is an oreo. If you are trying to figure if you still
haven't put together what the Orioles are, think up Stacy's dash for sure,
Absolutely, for sure. Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars is not an oreo.
Now, okay, I wouldn't call Bruno Mars an oreo only because he has
nigga moments. I've seen him have nigga moments, so I'm gonna still keep
him in the nigga category. He appeals to both sides, but I'm gonna
still keep him in the nigga category. Um facts on Patrick, my homies,
y'all go ahead, Where did where did Michael Jackson fall? Why do
you have to? First of all, if you're new here, I want
to explain something to you. There will be absolutely no Michael Jackson slander on
this podcast. Ever. That's Senora ever, okay, ever, All right,
y'all, y'all know that's like my first live so what so what so
what so what you meant so white? No? No, no, I
love Michael Jackson. I got Michael Jackson tattoo. Wait really yeah yeah,
after he died, I got a Michael Jackson tattoo. He's um said love
Lives Forever, and I have Love Lives Forever tattoo right here because I love
Michael Jackson. That's Mimi and Meman and I don't care, thank you.
Somebody on a live said, bro, MJ's off limits. Yes, yes
he is. Okay, Mike can't get the smoke over here. Okay,
you gotta go somewhere if you try get my smoke, okay, because I'll
fight. I'll fight. I'm gonna kick your as. Thank you, all
right, but you know where there won't be any fighting. March tenth at
World Cafe Live when we do the Chocolate Chipping Sip podcast live and in person
in Philadelphia, And if you want to come see it, click the link
of my bioon and get your tickets. And y'all we are almost sold out,
almost sold out. Okay, now see you know what I don't like.
It's just a quick tangent. The last show Okay, I told y'all
we have this many tickets left. We're almost sold out. We're almost sold
out. You're almost sold out. Then the day before when we sold out,
everybody was hitting me up. You still got tickets, nigga. Now
I told you we was almost sold out. I don't want to have these
conversations. I'm blocking y'all this year. I'm block. I'm blocking y'all for
this show. I'm blocking y'all for this show. If you hit me up
X me. If we still have tickets and the website says we're sold out,
I'm blocking because I don't need that type of negative energy in my life.
Okay, you're not respecting my boundaries. Okay, but if we do
sell out, the turner said they're still they still have two tickets that they're
trying to give away. So did y'all say what the rules were. I'm
gonna try to pay attention if y'all right it, But I think they're having
a reform. Okay, Um, moving right along. At this point in
my life, I'm only interested in people who are interested in or open to
a relationship. And I just want to repeat that. At this point in
my life, I'm only interested in people who are also interested in or open
to a relationship. All right now, I say this because y'all negs really
be trying to waste my time. I don't like that. I don't like
that. I don't like that. I don't like that for me, I
don't like that for you, Okay, I don't like that. I don't
like that. Okay, And I just want to say, aside from don't
waste my time, don't waste my fucking time, okay, because that's exactly
what you're trying to do, okay. And it's nothing wrong with people wanting
different things. Okay, if you're at a point in your life where you're
not interested in monogamy, if you're at a point in your life where you're
not interested in settling down, if you're at a point in your life where
that's not even a thought you've entertained, that's fine. But for me,
intentions are important. Intentions are important. Intentions are important. Right, So,
if you already know I ain't trying to settle down, no time soon,
no time soon, that's cool. But if I am, essentially you're
trying to waste my time, and then I really hate when they be mad
at you because you won't let them waste your time. What level of foolishness
is this? Make it make sense, Make it make sense, Make it
make sense. I'm just like yo, we don't have to want the same
things. That's okay. Where I am and my journey does not automatically have
to be where you are in your journey. That's fine, but don't waste
my time. That's it. That's it. So the life says, what
if they're interested but not in the same city. I'm glad you brought that
up. Okay, y'all know me. I'm a big girl, and when
I'm wrong, I'm wrong, and when I'm wrong, I'm gonna say I'm
wrong. Right. So, a few months ago, I told y'all that
I didn't think that long distance relationships were for me. I said that,
I said that, And now, honestly, I think I might have to
take it back. I know, I know, I know, I know.
I think I might have to take it back. Right now, I'm
not in on long distant relationship. I'm not in a relationship period. But
I realized the more hectic my schedule is, I'm been a damn never being
a long distant relationship anyway. Hey, Like, I barely have time to
go to the gym, to take myself to baseball practice, to do all
these things. So it's like, essentially, I'm like in a long distant
relationship with my damn self. So it's like, and another nigga can't be
that bad. So I don't know, y'all. I think that if they
are interested in you and you are not in the same city, if you're
willing to make it work and it fits your lifestyle, fuck it, fuck
it. You look gorgeous tonight. Thank you, Young Lion two six eight.
Uh No, I don't take that shit back. Shit sucks. I
did it and it didn't work. Man, Were you cheating? Okay,
this is a safe space. Were you cheating? Were you? Were you
out here slinging dick? Were you slinging dangling? Okay? Why didn't it
work? What happened? What happened. But I feel like if you if
you're saying that it didn't work, then you might be in the mind frame
of my original video for me, I was like, yo, like,
I'm I want to be intimate, I want to cuddle, I want to
see you all the time. I want to be up under you. I
want to be in your fucking skin. Okay, So if you're at that
point in your life, then yeah, a long distance probably isn't gonna work
for you, Like you don't feel like waiting three months between couccie appointments.
Cool? Cool, You gotta make it be all the way in it for
it to work. But it ain't for me. Yeah, And that's exactly
where I was when I made that video. It just wasn't for me.
But now I realized I really don't be having time anyway. So oh well,
so the person says, no, I wasn't cheating too much flying back
and forth, and the arguments are annoying, but look at this. Look
at all those mouths you've gained. See look at god silver lining Okay,
yeah, look at you with all your flying mouse able to redeem another trip.
I love this for you, amen, Dan. So you think there's
a difference in distance, like if it's a drivable relationship or if it's a
you know, have to fly relationship. I think, first of all,
I think anything over two hours is a long distance relationship, but I feel
like at a three hour drive it's kind of borderline. But four hours and
up technically, if it's four hours, that's like here to Virginia. That's
crazy, that's crazy. I don't know. Tap in on alive, do
y'all think four hours it's far? Like is that like too much? Because
would you fly four hours? No? I wouldn't fly to Ja. Would
you fly to Virginia? I went in fly to Virginia. Would you fly
to Virginia? Dan fly Virginia? Yeah? Right, I mean, like,
um yeah, having had a relationship with uh person in Virginia for a
number of years, Um yeah, like I drove all time Grant. I
live in Wilmington, so it's a little bit closer, but still and she
lives outside of DC, so um yeah. I mean there's no way in
hell like I down to there. But technically it's posible, I guess,
yeah, I don't know. I guess it will be cheaper than the flights
though, so I don't know. I don't know. So the live says
four hours as far, but I'm not just coming up to kick it for
one day. Yeah, I feel like once we're in a four hour like
realm, where now at like the weekend type things like I'm not coming just
for a little bit, just for to see you. When then that said,
like, bitch, I'll spending the night. Okay, I brought my
PS five. Okay, we've been a get this ship in like that's kind
of hell yeah, hell yeah. Four hours too far for y'all who gonna
make that trip? At you trip at the up test. I drive the
Philly with no problem. Great, drive the Philly March tenth. Yeah,
since you drive the Philly. And I'm gonna say, g dot m O
N I underscore, since you drive the Philly all the time, y'all blow
his ship up and say, take your ass to the live show March tenth,
since you'll be here all the time. Now A four day weekend,
damn baby, a four day weekend, that's crazy? What about a three
day weekend? Um? Let me scrorel up. I missed the one.
Yeah, so that's it. Um. So we're talking about don't waste my
time right yeah? And I just want to say, there is a special
place in hell for people who chase you for weeks, months, years and
then cheat on you. Why what the fuck is you? You ever look
better at the situation? Like I gave you a chance. How where we
at right now? I gave you a chance? How did you? What
in a waste my time? What in a waste my time is going on
here? Like? And don't let him be medium ugly? Are you fucking
serious? Like someone is on your dick for years and I don't care if
it's in the DMS. I don't care if it's when you go to the
supermarket, she always standing in line letting you get in front of her,
whatever the case may be. You know, I don't care what it is,
Okay, I don't care if you always see her at the gym.
I don't care if you always see him at the gym and he'd be trying
to help you rerack your weights and shit, I don't care, Okay,
for someone to literally chase you for all this time and then cheat on you,
dick, Bro, you gotta run me a fate respectfully, respectfully.
Someone says, um, medium ugly, Yes, medium ugly meaning they now
all the way ugly. But it's like, bro, I definitely got some
side eyes from a group chat when I decided to give you a chance.
So for you to then spit in my face by cheating on me, that's
crazy? Who raised you? Like? This is wow to me? Like
I really want to fight now, I want to fight. So someone says,
um, uh, how do you define cheating? Wasting my time?
That's how I define gen And you know what I honestly, I think cheating
is doing anything behind my back that you wouldn't do in front of my face.
Okay, now something y'all gonna be mad at this, right, but
I think that includes, but not limited to, texting, um, going
out to eat with a bitch from your job, um, watching the show
without me. I don't care. I don't care, I don't care.
You know good? Damn well, we said we was watching the Last of
Us together. How come when I got to your house, hreo, Max
told me that you already seen this episode. Huh huh cheating? Speaking of
much? Are you up to episode seven yet? Yes? I am?
Oh my god, wasn't that just got runching? Yes? I had to
remember what happened. Uh yes, yes, yes, no spoil alerts.
But I was happy to see Stormy. Yes, yes, she's my favorite.
Like her, I'm at work multitasking. Sorry for the inconsistent post.
Oh thank you, thank you. Ain't nothing worse than when you get emotionally
cheated on? What? Nothing is worse than when you get emotionally cheated on,
like or when you get cheated on by somebody that's not really your man
but the showman, but he not sho man. The horror, the horror.
And then somebody that's not your man, but he is your man,
but it's not your man, and you knew you shouldn't have gave him a
chance anyway, but he was so persistent and on your head for months,
and then he got the nerve to cheat on you. Wicked times. We're
living in man wicked times. Wicked times. Honestly, I think that there
should be some type of support group for people who get cheated on by men
that are their men but not their men, or women that are their girl
but not their girl. Like. We need a support group because this is
a different type of hurt. Okay, and a lot of us don't deserve
this, Okay, we don't, Professor already, what's up? Hold on,
let me scroll back up, my bad y'all. No, storty,
that's too much. So the watching an episode without me is too much.
I don't think that's too much, okay, but I'm not gonna lie.
I do give the precursor before I start talking like seriously to men like yo,
Just so you know, if we start a show together, if I
find out you watch the episode without me, I do consider that cheating,
and I will be tight and I might stop talking to you. I tell
them that right up front, because if I tell you up front, now
you know better, means you're like just deliberately trying to hurt me at this
point. Okay, thank you, Dan. What if your schedules are so
like off after watching the first episode that you can't get back to it for
like weeks? Okay, So if one week has passed and we have not
had a chance to come together and watch this show, we have to at
that point come together and schedule a separate viewing. This is the only episode
that we can watch without each other, and then we have to come back
for the next episode. And that's it. I don't care. I don't
care. This is very intimate to me. This is our thing. This
is when we started together. That's how I feel. I don't care,
y'all. Oh, you're judging me, forget y'all. So the unfriend zone
do cheat? Gotta catch them hands hunt? Yes, yes, the fuck
you do? Okay, out here wasting my time like that. I'm some
damn nerve bro. You do watch parties, I don't do watch parties.
Um. The last time I really went to a watch party was in the
beginning of House of the Dragons House of Dragons. I'm not gonna lie.
I know black people say it wrong. So now I don't know what the
show is called. Is a House of Dragons or House of the Dragon.
I think it's this House of Dragon. Um. Great, now I'm gonna
have to work that one said. I know right now, y'all look at
hs um so Baldan's looking at it up. I do like watch parties though,
um. But the last, like I said, the last time I
really had a chance to dive into one. What is it? It is?
House of the Dragon? Yeah, okay, house of Dragons. Um.
So a few more things before we get out of here. First,
once again, in case you missed the previous five messages, Philly March tenth
Rail World Cafe Live. After, we'll be having a watch party for a
House of the Dragon and that's going to be on Never Weary thirty first,
so please make sure you are in attendance for that as well. Um,
moving forward, like I said, I've realized things. As you know,
I grow and I take time to reflect on myself and I look back on
previous dating habits, things that I like, things that I don't like.
Right, So I realized I can tell how much I like a man by
how sleepy I am around him, right, or how fast I fall asleep
around him. And I don't mean like in public places like on outings,
because you guys sometimes like to be weird and be contrarians for some reason.
Um, I'm talking about like if we're just laid up watching TV all day,
or like I come over and we're like, you know, catching up
on a movie, catching up on the show. I'm not gonna hold you.
If I'm like comfortable and I like you, I'd be sleepy and shit,
is this just me? Like? Am I the only one who like?
If I really like you, I get comfortable and I get so freaking
sleepy, like yo, like I see you baby, okay, be my
piece punk Okay. I like that you got me comfortable on huh. I
like that a lot. Like I'm not gonna lie you got a good I'm
gonna be reasonable if we're not doing nothing, like it's a fuzzy sock date.
Okay, if we're not doing nothing and it's a fuzzy sock date,
I ain't gonna hold you. Got about forty five minutes out of me,
big dog, and then I'm snoring, which is so unfortunate, so unfortunate,
because I promise you'll I really do snore really loud. You know.
It's like fucking sixty nine Street train making all stops, Like I am going
to snore sixty nine street chain Yeah, yeah, yes, the broad Street
line making all stops. The local for sure. I am snoring. Okay,
I snore like a sixty five year old iron worker. Okay, I
can't help it. I can't help it. But like if I am really
really comfortable and I enjoy my space and I enjoy my time with you,
I don't know. In my mind, I'm like, well, maybe this
is like some form of me trying to let my guard down, because it's
some men that I literally will never fall asleep on. I don't care if
I have to get up and walk around a little bit, like I don't
even try to. I'm gonna say that because I really don't even get sleepy
around a certain type of guy. Like no, because certain certain guys just
give you, I'm gonna take pictures of you while you sleep energy. I
don't want that. Another place in hell for those guys. Accurate, there's
a special place in hell for them for sure. Like I don't know,
like certain people you just feel comfortable around. I'm assuming that's how all of
them, like rappers and athletes, be getting caught up too. They begin
way too comfortable around these bitches. They'd be liking them. They'd be liking
them. So the life says, snoring. Beauty's got the best couci,
you know, from your lips to God's airs. My brother, I don't
know I've rejoice in that, Thank you, amen. Amen. I would
have thought the uneven tity would have balanced out the airway, you know.
Um, I'm not sure what level of physics that is, but you might
be onto something, brother, Definitely some form of quantum physics there for sure.
For sure, snoring happens in like the nasal passage right like up in
the nose, because that's why they always get the sea pap and you have
to have the yeah right, and it's usually like with something to do with
the um, not to sept them, but like something up in here.
Someone told me that, Like it also depends on which way you sleep,
like how your head is or like where your position. Really, Um,
the only thing that really changes my snoring patterns is how drunk I am.
Like it's going to get worse the drunker I am. Yeah, yeah,
for sure, for sure. So somebody said, sea pap on deck.
You know what's so crazy? If I was like married or I had like
a living boyfriend, yeah, I would not get a sea pap. No,
I gotta get surgery. I'm not even gonna do that to you because
I wouldn't want you to do it to me. You Ah, I don't
want that. I don't. Are they loud? Uh? It depends like
because so my dad got one ten years ago. Uh, and that one
was like it was kind of loud. Um, but my friend Sam,
it's fine. No one knows who um got one last year And that thing
is actually pretty dang quiet. Like he came with me on the trip and
like used it and I didn't even though he had it all. You know.
My problem is it honestly has nothing to do with how loud it is.
For me. I don't wear I don't want to wear a sea Pep
machine because it's not sexy, like, my man is not gonna want to
slide it in from behind while I'm sleeping. If I got a sea pep
one if he is a Star Wars fan and he's doing Darth Vader like no
like, and then what if I got on like some sexy ass red lingerie
just a sea pep like do come one? I mean I'd been into it.
Also the fact that he went right to Luke doing Vader from behind,
like what kind of shit are you dreaming of right now? Send you know,
we all have our things. I don't know, man, I don't
know. Um So, yeah, man, Dan, would you like to
get into some edible? Okay, guys, So the edible portion of the
show is where we read questions and stories and comments that you guys send in.
Um So, if you have a story to send in and you don't
want to put it in a DM so, you can always email inquiries at
stormyp dot com. We love to hear your conversations and things that may be
too long for a DM or to put in the little question box that we
have on Instagram. So yeah, that's that. Um So, our first
edible what is the best pickup line you ever heard? Um, you know,
so it's not gonna be good. It's gonna be so stupid, and
y'all gonna be like, what the fuck? Okay, so someone asks,
what's the best pickup line you ever heard? Um? So I used to
catch the train downtown to work, and UM, I would see this guy
like almost every day when I would be going to work. And you know,
you start seeing people frequently, you know, on your regular commute or
a routine. You'll give him like a hey, what's up ahead? Not
nothing major? Right, nothing major? So one day he's like, I'm
sorry, I really just had to stop you because you look so beautiful today.
I mean, you look beautiful every day, you look beautiful every day,
but today you're like glowing? Are you ovulating? And I don't know,
I thought that was a romance day. Wow. I don't know,
y'all, I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't know.
I don't know why. I just I don't know. But my dumbass
really was walking around all day like I was glowing, Like I just knew
I look good that day, Like it's just it's just natural. I hand
on makeup orain I really had nothing special to do with my hair, but
like that small question of are you ovulating? For some reason, it got
my nipples wet. Like I just was like, oh my god, I
am that bitch today. Wow, nobody can tell me anything today, like
today is my day. Like I don't know why. I don't know if
that was the beginning of a breeder kink. I don't know. I don't
know. All I know is that shit touched me right here in my heart.
Okay, he touched me on the inside. Okay, okay, he
said. Someone says he was one of them dudes that get turned on by
pregnant women. I don't know, because I was at this point in my
life. I was very righty slim, so he would not be turned on
by me at all. I don't know. And I don't even think my
boots were that big yet. What maybe and all these things or why I
was like, oh my god, I'm that bitch today. I am really
that bitch today. And there have probably been millions of other pickup lines that
I've heard in my lifetime, but that will always be the best pickup line
I've ever heard. Don't know why, don't know why? Dan Um so
I follow from my college, Like they have their own barstool Instagram account and
they post all the time guys who tried, Like you know, they message
girls and it's like the worst pickup lines ever. But this one just like
makes me chuckle. So I'm gonna read it your bone structure gives my bone
structure. I don't know if y'all heard it on a live, but Dan
said that one of this Instagram page, one of the bad pickup lines he
read was that your bone structure gives my bone structure. Doesn't hit the same,
I'd rather be ovulating. Someone says, did it pick up the spirits
of the low drag titty? Also, at that time, they were the
same size, motherfucker. So there's that all right. Wait, they haven't
always been different sizes. No, No, My titties became uneven after breastfed,
and then I went through another round of puberty and they got bigger but
still uneven. Huh, yeah, you had second puberty. I did have
second puberty, like, and this happened. I'm not gonna hold you.
My second puberty happened like four or five years ago. I know it was
like a two year process. Though it was back and forth. I don't
know how to explain it, but like literally my hip spread and this was
after I had my baby. My hip spread and my hair grew and my
booms got bigger. Huh. I don't know. I don't know I would
activate. I'm just that lucky. I got two rounds of puberty. You
know, hashtag blessed. That's it, and that's all. Somebody said,
that don't sound medical. You don't know. Okay, you don't know.
D thank you, thank you. That sounds like a porto. Actually I
don't like that, stormy p MD, thank you. That's a no.
That sounds worth not gonna lie. All women have second rounds. It's to
grow on women's face. Maybe that's what it was. Though, Maybe that's
what it was, because it definitely was a difference. I do got superpowers,
like I for sure have superpowers one percent. I'm not gonna hold'all
say you know what, it's slint and per usual. I didn't gave up
jerking off flint and y'all, I felt my superpowers trying to activate again.
Y'all know, whenever I don't be getting dick and I don't be masturbating,
I really get superpowers, and I feel them trying to kick in again.
Okay, I'm not gonna hold you. Sometimes I'll be hearing my next door
neighbor baby, like I don't know what it is. Like my supersigdic hearing
is coming back, like probably by next week, I'll start hearing colors again.
For sure. I'm excited for this time again. Yeah one say sits
out here breaking records unknowingly. Yes, what was it called synastasia? That
one? Yes, cynastasia. Yes, so it's actually a real term for
it. It's cynastasia. And it's when the wires and your brain and your
senses get crossed up and it will have you like smelling colors. It's a
smelling color or hearing colors. I think it can be either, just depending
on what um I think. Like commonly, it's like a person who like,
yeah, like hear's colors like like music, like they like forces them
to like actually see like different. See see y'all thought I was joking.
I really am a superhero, okay, and I'm talking about, like,
you know, a super superhero. So someone says, did you taste your
breast milk or did he taste it? And was it good. I did
taste my breast milk when I was breastfeeding, and it tastes like the milk
that's left over in the bowl after you eat all the frosted flakes, like
sweet like that. And it was kind of like that texture a little bit
too. Who yeah, yeah, but I just like dipped my finger in
it and it just like licked it like that. I didn't like gulp it
or anything. Um, but my baby dad did not taste my breast milk.
But sometimes I would like purposely not pump and then I would like shoot
him like water guns and chase them around the house. That sounds fun.
I'm gonna grow up one day, I promise, and I'm not gonna lie
if when the next time I get pregnant, I'm gonna do that to my
next shots father too. So I can't wait. Babe, man, I
when you wore breastfeed whatnot? Did you ever, like, you know,
end up with someone who was like into breast smelts like that? Just fucking
weird. It's not weird, okay, but it was a little different,
right. So, like the first guy had sex with after my child's father,
I was so breast for you right, Okay, So we were having
sex and you know, by this point, my boots are in gorge,
so like they're they're leaking a little bit. And he and I'm riding and
he sits up and like licks the drip and then it's like starting trying to
suck the milk, and I'm that's my son, this is not for you.
I made this for someone else, like I have never expected and he
was the only guy who's ever done that. But that's not the that's not
the kicker. So like maybe four or five years down the line, he
tries to spin the block and I kind of wasn't really into it, and
he was like, bitch, I drank your breast milk. Don't you get
out here and at booge you on me? And I'm like, lower your
voice, hey, use that, And I'm like, are you trying to
weaponize my breathsmolk right now? Like you, what did you do that?
I didn't ask you to do that. I did not ask you to do
that. What is happening right now? I didn't give him another chance.
I think that's that's that's probably for the best, honestly, Yeah, because
you were very enthused about drinking or attempting to drink my breast milk and then
try to throw a back on me. So I don't like that. Um,
that's wild. What did you say to him afterwards? Nothing? I
would have said, make me a cup before you go? What is wrong?
What you make you a cup of breast milk? So you wanted me
to your squeeze milk into a cup and leave it in refrigerator when I go,
y'all be lying then? Or do you want it warm with cookies?
Like? How did you how did you want your breast smolk? Like,
let me know, this nigga tried to put you on blast after you stole
your kids food. Oh, this nigga tried to put me on blast after
he stole my son food. They audacity, they audacity. I can't believe
it. Fan became one with your stem cells. He'll never be the same.
And you're right, and you're right, and you are absolutely right,
because my man still be out here trying like pictures down. I'm like,
just let it go, bro, just let it go, Just just let
me be please. Um that he sucked the uneven city? What is your
obsession with mine? I'm even city today? God damn? Oh the guy
said, I want them warm with sugar cookies. Sugar he wants his breast
milk warm with sugar cookies. So ok, maybe we'll do that for Christmas.
Yeah, yeah, leave out breast milk for Santa. Oh would you
leave first milk for Santa? Do you think he would know? I feel
like he'll be no one when it's soy milk or when it's all the milk,
So I can't leave out breast smoke for Santa. Yeah, I'm you
know. I was like, like, I don't know about real Santa,
but it's be a great prank if like, if you do this on your
husband, you're like, you know, he's gonna play Santa and come down
and drinking everything you just like, and it's just breast smolke. And he
probably wouldn't know. He probably wouldn't know because you know, minermen respectfully minermen.
Um. So someone says, maybe he was deficient and needed it,
titty deficient? Was he teddy deficient? Was he titty deficient? Okay?
Did he have a breast milk stash afterwards? You know he didn't. But
honestly, um, even when we did be like intimate after that, I
was really self conscious about it, really, and before then I was not
self conscious about it. And I'm talking about like before then, I had
been out in public and like my booze would leak and I would have to
we're like titty pets, so that like I wouldn't have the spots on my
shirt, and I was never self conscious about that. Soon as this nigga
drink some dribble from my nipple, I immediately all the time, I'm like
looking down, I'm trying to hold it like I'm being real self conscious about
it, you know what I mean. So you're a jerk for traumatizing me
that way. And that's that. I mean, if you forget to get
milk, that's a good substitute. And with tit capitalized, you, sir,
can go to hell. Somebody said, motherfucking anybody's son. Why not
antibodies? Not antibodies? What are we talking about. We're talking about the
man who drunk my breast milk and then tried to throw it in my face
later years ago. So that's what we were talking about. Hope you're all
caught up, all right, Let's get on to the next question. We
were all on breasting a probile. I hope I can save some of that
and make it a clip, but I don't even know how I would form
it into a forty five seconds hip. Honestly, we'll see. We'll see
next. Which Power Rangers was the best? I say Turbo, definitely Turbo.
It went to shit after that. You know, I just want to
stop and say, you must be drinking that Lean ivan ooze was giving these
kids for you to think that Turbo, for you to get on Alvar's Internet
and say that Turbo was better than Mighty Morphine. Are you smoking dope?
Like you have to be drinking that ivan ooze lean if you think Turbo is
better than Mighty Morphine. Right, And I'm not even gonna waste my time
getting into Space Force Dino. None of those things. None of those things
are important because I feel like we're talking about top two top two period.
I do say would be Mighty Morphin and Turbo, but Mighty Morphins on top.
Mighty Morre was on top every fucking time. Um every time. What
are we talking about here? Every time? Golly, oh, oh my
god, oh my god, they're coming out with the what the fuck are
they coming out with? I saw it on Twitter the other day in April.
Golly, Dan, can you look it up? Sure? Um?
No, it's some Power Rangers. Uh, Billy Yos not Billy Yos.
William Yos Is that his name? Yes, William Yos the Blue Ranger.
He posted about it, and Walter E. Jones was in it too,
um zach or whoever? Yes, I am in there, and I know
they're real names. Yes, I know the Power Rangers real name. Fuck
you, fuck you. Okay, I'm gonna take this time and say rest
in peace to my man Jason David Frank okay aka Tommy. Oh shit,
what is it? Tell me they're doing a thirtieth anniversary special. I am
morphin Power Rangers once and always, and let's go come bring back all the
Living Rangers. I hope Tommy not in this show. I'm gonna cry.
I'm I'm gonna tell you this right now. If you didn't hear Dan,
he was saying that they're doing a thirtieth year special, then they're bringing back
all the Living Rangers. And I'm telling out this right now. If they
like prerecorded this ship and Tommy is in it, I'm going to be boo
who crying? Okay, crying right. And I also want to say when
y'all see me on Instagram with my power Ranger outfit on, don't talk to
me because y'all already know what I'm here for. Y'all already know what I'm
doing. You'll already know what I'm here for. What day is it?
Uh? Dan? Let me go back? It is going to be in
May. Oh it's May, I think scrolling back there you go. Nope,
April nineteenth, April nineteenth, April nineteenth. Let me read some of
your quotes. Zach was the most fire ranger. Even his haircut proved that.
Why are y'all like this? Not even close? Mighty Morphron or die
Big facts facts, Mighty Morphrin? Oh, Dinold Thunder was I too?
Who man is this? Who man is this? Dinold Thunder over Mighty Morphin?
You think Dinold Thunder should be in the top two? Bro? No?
Hell no? Or I Peter right, Ranger Morphilm was elite and it's
downhill from that. I don't think it's downhill. I think we just outgrew
it for real, y'all. I'm not gonna hold y'all's It probably was some
cool joins like later on down the line, but like by the time the
Red Ranger was black wing getting fucked. See, you ain't even know they
had a black Red Ranger. Did you you ever heard of the Curse of
the Red Ranger. I know what's that every Red Ranger has, Like is
it the Red Ranger or the Blue Ranger? I think it is a Red
Ranger. Google curse the Red Ranger. Like they all like get locked up
or like killed niggas. Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's a bad Joe
huh um. Tommy single handedly whipped their asses by himself. That's why everybody
want to be Tommy Man. Recipes by Man Jason David Frank they gotta do.
Attribute to Jason David and the Yellow Ranger. Oh and Trinny. I
forgot Trenny died. Trinity died too. No, it's not too but it
was shitty. My son said, Jungle forced the best. Your son can
run. Your son can rumble me. You're me and your son can fight,
honestly, because he apparently doesn't known better. You're not teaching him the
right thing, so I'll teach. I'll teach him for you. Turbo had
the black Red Ranger that wasn't Turbo. That was not Turbo. I saw
that. What does it say, dan um? Yeah, so it is
the Curse of the Red Ranger. I'm I'm looking through a post that's like,
yeah, it says look at let's look at twelve tragedies that confirmed the
Power Rangers curse exists. Oh so this just says Power Rangers like as a
whole. Oh, power Rangers as a whole. Yeah, I thought it
was a Red Ranger. Let me tell y'all something. When y'all look at
my bio on Instagram and y'all see aspiring Pink Ranger, this shit ain't for
likes. Okay, this should ain't for play play like I'm about mine,
I'm about mine, blood and blood out. Okay, it's morphin time.
What's up? What's up? It was? It was after Tommy left Z
and Zeo that was Turbo. I don't think that one was Turbo. Like,
I know there was a black Red Ranger, but I don't think that
was Turbo. Ninja Storm was straight, not top two, but it was
straight. Ninja Storm can't get an honorable mention. I ain't mad at that.
I ain't mad at that. Well, we can give Ninja Storm an
honorable mention. I ain't mad at that, hey, Sam A all right
man, listen. Pink Ranger was my first crush. Power to Amy Joe
Johnson. Hell yeah, I learned how to do a cart rail because of
Amy Joe Johnson. What Yes, Yes, you gotta post up with your
morphing badge because who're gonna check me? Now when y'all see me hop on
the ground, you know what, I'm wearing my fucking morphing badge to the
live show. Yes, now, when I come on stage and we dim
the lights and y'all hear me, yell, it's more from time and you'll
just see my dumbass star. Niggas gonna be like, I'm getting the fun
out of here. I came for titty, so oh man, I am
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