H me on it all my adoptions as thats Hi. Welcome the spook,
well spook, that's oh my god, already leave, get out. Welcome
to void a d D Podcasts where I was in here wondering are my players
fucking okay? I'm your I'm your d M. I thought I was that.
Damn. Do y'all need a hug? Like? Are you offering always?
Mm hmmm, yes, hang out. Let's just all like get together
and just hang out for a bit. There won't be so lonely. Hi,
I'm a damn yeah. So uh who are you? Wonderfully mentally stable
and happy people? I love the fact that j was mentally stable as a
I don't know, as a a precursor for which you think we are.
That's great, love it. I appreciate you for that. Hi, I'm
Brad. I'll be playing the role of Caden. Jesus Jesus Christ. I'm
not one to be talking about mentally stable. Hi, I'm tip. I
play. My name is Tyler, and I'll be playing the role of Tama
and my name is Jacob. And I don't know about mentally stable or happy.
That's an alien word in this in this world. But I play freed
aside from the mental illnesses anxiety that we all, in some shape or form
deal with, and some emotions, because human emotions are complicated things emotional.
Is everyone excited playing today? Escapism? That doesn't sound like you're excited level
of dopeitude? I mean I'm excited, all right? So who wants to
take on what happened last week? I did it last time? Something about
a black starfish jumping on one of our Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's
right. I forgot about that. Okay, okay, No, I did
forget that. I knew it. I knew it jumped on your character,
Bradley, but I forgot that it stuck. Mm hmm there, yeah it's
still there. Well, yeah it's still there? Right? Is it still
there? Or successful and pulling it off? But you wanted me to You
wanted me to see something before it actually did off. That's right. There
is a vision to be had, got it, got it? Got it?
Okay? I just wanted to make sure because I could this morning it
was pulled off. So yes, whoever takes on wab and last week,
y'all get ten x strud ten temporary hit points. That is an incentive ten
what I didn't hear the rest of it. Ten temporary hit points and I've
already got mined, so I'm letting someone else take a nab. So so
we all had our own little vision quests each of us that would be important
to us later on. Free planted seeds, puppet strings, all that,
and then we started off on our journey again. And then we encountered some
bad guys and covered in these like black starfish looking motherfuckers, and one jumped
on Kaden and now here we are. Okay, you read much? I
mean that's I mean, that's basically the idea is everyone had their own little
vision quests. In a way, you have freed sall Harbinger, which for
those of you who listen to the Marvel game you know exactly who that is.
Who else? Oh God Tama had had a meet up with Soul and
Winter, the two primorial god is gods of light and light and death or
sorry, life and death. Yes, davey uh finally was presented with their
god, which I'm like, uh, what did I name her? Uh?
You think I know that? You think I would remember that? Yeah,
let me just let me jud man. I hardly remember the NPCs that
I put in my like, what are their names? I don't have the
news you're somewhere ship I want to look of her name for next episode because
I don't think she's all pop up in this episode. But you met your
deity, uh, a goddess of creation planted seeds. They're told you need
to you need to get these five keys to elect to release from their prison,
two people known as the Witch and the Inventor. So you have to
do that, and then you come to find out about five which one of
you, Oh it was Cayden got a vision from his wife talking about red
moons. Yeah, the red moons, Yeah, five on five horrors.
You have to defeat the five horses that you have that you have to defeat
on the way up to ship Haven. They didn't tell you exactly where,
but you're going to come across so you will know because you will come across
them along your journey. You guys are now, you guys still have thirteen
days to get to ship Haven. So you've had one day so far on
your journey. I am keeping track, So at the start of today's episode
is going to be thirteen. You still have thirteen days because right now you're
in the middle of day thirteen. You're like, I think it's still ten
am last I remember. So when you first met up with the guards,
it's about round ten am, right before noon. So you there, you
go. So I'll be keeping track for y'all on that because I am making
this a tie in sensitive thing. And then you came across the guards.
They're all weary and panicking a shit about some unspeakable horrors in the neighboring village,
which is Song's Mouth, right next to uh, one of the island's
rivers, And one of the guards started convulsing and this starfish like ten year
old thing burst about bursted out of its body, well good chunk of the
guard's bodies and not all of them, and they all started scurrying everywhere.
Y'all got one while the rest headed back towards Song's Mouth. So yeah,
fun times, fun times. And then Cayden got hit with one in the
face and y'all ripped it off, and we left off with Kayden getting us
a preparation site. Oh my god, it's Kayden's psychic. What did you
get visions of monsters and shit? Yes, I don't know. It's not
like you're not fucking one of the one of the beings of time or anything.
Wow the future? What? Who did that? I'm her? No?
What? Who? What? Do you heard? Something? What I
always pictured Kayden has been a pegged kind of person. Oh okay, oh
okay, so getting fun it makes hey, whatever works? That just gives
that just gives a weird image of a halfway not really weird, but like
what makes sense. It checks out, It checks out for that if it
comes in. That said, if I said, if that's gonna be eighteen
plus, that's for the that's not for the Patriot because I can't do that.
I'm aware. But anyway, so ten points to you, Jacob,
ten temporary head points. Now what is going to do that? At the
end of each episode, the temporary head points disappear. But you know what
for ships giggles and make my life harder. You could keep them, but
once you lose them, you lose them. So I'm leaving. So I'm
giving all that Scouts honor to Once you lose them, you lose them and
not be like, oh I used to have them, do you? So
we'll kind of keep track of it. Not only that, but y'all can
also call us out on Twitter exactly because because honestly, I think it'd be
fun to have the tip if you guys get any tiperright head points, just
stick around until they until they're gone, obviously, because I do plan on
buffing out some heavy hit her monsters and stuff along this journey kind of kick
it up a notch a little bit then what I was doing before. But
anyway, so pick up with Kayden. You got that thing ripped off your
face and then you get eight? What? Uh are we forgetting something?
What? Oh? Oh? Yes? Take it? Sorry? Excited into
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Yes, mints are on the pillow uh and today's meant is ooey gooey
and it gurty its black licorice. I love black licorice. I cannot stand.
I love funck that strawberry twizzer ship. Give me the give me good
PLENTI I can't do I can't, I can't do it. I can't do
the black licorice. It's God said. So. Yeah, so you guys
pulled the starfish off of a Caden's face, luckily before I decided to implant
anything, because I'm totally not taking references from alien or anything not face huggery.
Nah, So Kate. As they rip it off, you do get
a vision of a church in a town that you see and at the top
of the steps of said church. From first glance, this looks like a
normal human, aged, long hair, thick beard, brunette. He has
a gold, sorry a yellow cloak, and as he brings up his hood,
you see these tendrils that come out from underneath his cloak that reaches the
floor. And as these tendrils these what look to me kind of like I
guess the equivalent of like across between octopus and starfish, as the thickness of
a starfish, but like the the flexibleness of like an octopus. Yeah,
the things open up the church doors as it backs slowly in as the doors
are open, you see these little starfish creatures that like one one that attached
to your face popped out. The other guy's bodies start crawling into the church
by the truckload. Well, there are also some people that have them attached
to them walking up to the church, and you get aerial view of all
the townsfolk walking their way to the church with these things attached to them or
coming out of their bodies various. Yeah, it's super super fine. Oh
my god, it's a party. Oh my god, it's a party.
It's this slumber party and at church with like ten drills. Oh my god,
it's giving King, King and yellow it's giving that. So and then
you come out of the vision when you hit the floor, because when that's
because when they rip it off your face, you kind of fall back,
and that little vision happens right before you hit the grounds. When you hit
the ground, you're snapped right back into reality. Oh great, has store
we go? I love ast love anyway, but yeah, when you had
to ground boom, you come right back to the reality and you see everyone
around you looking at you like is he okay? Like uh I grasp,
I put my hands over my eyes. And I like, I kind of
like, you know, like how you're in like in the fetal position,
but instead of like playing on your side, you're sitting yep, almost like
almost like an upright sit up position. Essentially, he's like my head.
You have like big old suction marks along your face. Man, that's the
that's the fifth time I've been kissed like that before. Fifth time? You
want? No? Well, now I'm curious, mate, what the fuck
you don't want to know? Uh? One? All right, you gotta
be careful. You gotta be careful telling her don't worry about it. It's
gonna make her worry about it. Sure you want need to give you the
full rundown details of my sex life with my wife. I mean, if
you're offering, gives me an idea of what your wife is like? You
know? No, oh, my god, such a bottom you have no
idea as wow. Wow, we don't body shame here on the pod,
God chimes, and we don't body shame here on the pod. But I
think I know why or what or who or what is causing them to Yeah,
essentially I know what's what they're fleeing from. But I's just say why
and three times and what I said? Who? What? Why said why?
And then what again? Now, one thing I did forget in the
vision. When you think back on the human that you saw at the top
of the staircase, the what you sought to be a cleric at first,
the face looks very familiar. Mm hmm. If you want to know exactly
who rolled me a history, check history or religion. Ohm mm hmmm,
whichever one. I'll let you do either one, religion or history, because
it doesn't really matter. These are not fay fiends are undead, is it?
No? Okay? Great m religion And nothing came up because my mouth
hates me. Oh my lord, oh lord, cheez, nothing is still
coming up? A great cancel stop this role role seriously nothing? Wow?
What the fuck? Okay? Yeah? That that so it's a four plus.
What was your modifier? So? Oh okay. So you do recognize
the face, but you can't quite put your finger on who it is,
but you but you feel it's someone very important to Abbatira. Maybe it's a
hero or something, but you can't quite put your finger on it. It's
like on the tip of your tongue, right mm hmmm. Okay, uh,
can I at least get visual cues. I just don't know what it
is at this time. What do you mean, like, did I visually
see what a symbol was or was I do oh am oh the symbol the
cleric symbol symbol that you did not get a clear view of the of his
holy symbol right air quote holy air quote? Got it? Cool? Uh?
But yeah, it's a man with very long, uncapt hair and beard
the match with a golt with a yellow cloak that reached the floor. But
he didn't get to see. You didn't see like he didn't move his arms
to open the cloak or anything, so you just saw the cloak and then
the he saw his face and then the hood went up by itself and that's
where the tendrils came out from underneath the cloak. Mm hmm yeah, okay,
I I so mm hmmm. Yeah. The thing that you took off
me gave me a vision of some kind. Well, don't don't keep us
on the edge of our seats, mate. What was it involved? Something
about that town. There's a there's a church in the middle, temple of
some kind where there's this man question work uman question work that has really unkept
hair, long beard and a really strange yellow cloak, like full on yellow,
and he appeared to be a cleric of some sort at first glance.
Supposedly he might be a priest. I have no idea, at least that's
the impression you got, as far as I'm aware, I don't think priests
just donned their cloak all of a sudden it sprout tendrils, is from their
mouth hole as soon as the quote is over them back up into the church
as it creepily opens up through the doors, and then all of a sudden,
as soon as he's inside, all these black starfish just kind of just
starts spilling out of the doors. Don't think that's very priestly. Well,
sorry to bush bubble mate, but the Asuch thing is evil priests, Yeah,
but nothing like that. That's not a priest, that's a messenger.
But you also do mention that he initially looked familiar. Of course, you
described the unkept hair, beard, brown hair and dark brown hair and beard,
and the gold or the yellow cloak. So if anyone wants to do
a history check or religion see if y'all know who it is, be my
guest, I might have one of those things that history history Okay, let
me see what I have. I don't have either of those. Proficiency or
insight history or religion history. Yes, peladan' I don't have a history proficiency
or religion proficiency. Embarrassed Tom, Yes, uh thma. You can roll
a religion check with advantage season religion for reasons that will I just will disclose.
I don't like that. Oh who know? So you're all your first
history check with at twenty three, So we're gonna go with that tiff.
Yah, God, I don't like that one. I don't like that and
plus four Okay, so so Jacob and sorry Freed and Davy when he mentioned
the yellow cloak, you do get a story? Does pop in tear?
And more so Davy, since David, you got a freaking nineteen like my
god, twenty three nineteen plus four h yeah, you got high score.
You remember a story of a group of heroes that took down a witch long
ago, and one of them was a cleric named Harold. It was a
cleric of life, a follower of winter, similar to Tama. It was
a cleric of life. Part of this legend of these heroes, legendary heroes
in the early days of Amatera. We took down the witch Beatrix and they
sealed her away along with someone else. And this witch as they called she
was a sorceress, but they called her a witch. And she was the
first student of the Platinum Dragon that was corrupted by a damon. There's a
whole story of that. But you do know that that this cleric, herald
cleric of life, was one of these heroes. Oh oh, I remember,
I remember the story. There was a there was some kind of cleric.
I can't remember his name though he was wasn't it wasn't it hard?
Was it? I think so? I think so, but dumb okay,
I love I love how y'all go back and take you? I love it.
Yeah, I remember, but wait, hold on, hold on.
I remember that his cloak was white though didn't he didn't he didn't he go
after that that witch lady. You know, you know, honestly, I
can't remember. He was going to do something, Oh my god. Yeah.
And then and then like she was, she was, she was like
her teacher. Was that that Platinum Dragon? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember that now, right. And then and then like they locked
they locked her up, and and some other person I can't remember who that
one was though, some some evil thing I don't know, some person that's
totally not going to come back. Yeah, you know, I can't remember.
He's probably not important, so I don't know. Like I kind of
like scratched out my forearms. I don't know. I think I think she
may be important. I just I can't put my finger on it. Toma.
When you mentioned when you hear the name Harold, you do realize you
do remember the story that they're talking about, and of course he's a a
fellow cleric of life and he's a fault and he was a loyal follower of
Winter back in the day, or as legend says, didn't you wield like
a purple crayon or something? A purple crayon? Was that in character?
Okay? You? Oh man, you do not know your children's literature?
To you, no, I don't. Apparently it's actually cut of nice,
but go on, sorry, character of Like, yeah, Harold sounds kind
familiar. We're both big fans of Winter. Hmm. But but he's supposed
to he's supposed to be dead, Alamo, because that comes to mind,
because that's the legend has been around for quite some time. So if he
was so alive today, he'd be old as fuck. Yeah, he may
be dead by now. I mean, it's been this sorry is a very
old one. Mm hmmm, stranger things have happened. You're right, what
what group? What group am I fucking are you giving for? Hello?
I did? I did, and I love it and I'm just like,
oh my god, the god, shame shame upon all of you. I
mean, I'm doing this. I know, I know it's lovely. So
Scarlet's like, we all are all describing this. Scarlet's like, well,
the next town over is the town of Song's Mouth along the uh singing along
the what was the river called singing river? All up? When you bring
up the river the singing river. Yes, so you guys are close to
the Singing River, and then from there the Song's Mouth, the town Watan
the Song's Mouth will be right there, Okay. She mentions that there is
a temple of life, a temple of winter that the followers of Winter do
congregate at, and it's a fairly large temple. So that's probably the temple
that Kayden had the vision for. She doesn't more detail about that's so she's
like, well, I do you all want to. I take it we're
going to be going to sounds songs now then to see what's going on over
there. As she's kind of looking at the dead bodies around around everybody around
us, around the group, I mean, I don't see why not,
well, we even have time, I mean you have she's looking at she's
looking up at the sky and keeping us. David, you did say you
have fourteen days? Correct? Yes, well right now we're we've only been
out for a day, says we have thirteen days left. I mean we
figuratively could, I mean it wouldn't really. It's on the way, songs
and mouth is on the way, so it's not like we're not going of
our way here. If y'all decide you do want to check this out,
I mean, I I'm kind of curious. Curiosity killed the cat, but
satisfaction brought it back. I hate you. I hate you so much.
Smite a solo lightning strike like you would strike down the goodest boy. Oh,
I have players for the goodest boy, don't you. Don't you fucking
worry? Oh, don't threaten me with a good time. I hope it's
gonna be a good time, because it's gonna be it's gonna be a weird
time. But yes, oh, I mean for free, it's gonna be
really gay, hell a gay. So Scarlet's like, so I take it
where we're gonna go? Uh, we're going down there? Right? Is
everyone in agree? Ins to going over to songs mouth to figure out what
the fuck is going on? Unanimously, what the fuck is going okay?
And she looks over to Caiden Caden, Yeah, just I mean our monster
hunter correct, Yeah, this, but this doesn't seem like monster asking to
be then if not a monster something I don't know, ancient something. It's
not like it's an abarition or anything. That's the thing. I don't know
how to explain it. But it doesn't seem normal. M h m hm.
Scarlett kind of laughs to or something. Well, I mean, we
all know the story of Avatira. Is any of that normal? No?
I mean your look at who you're married to. I'm not saying that,
but you leave my wife out of this. She's the most into I'm not
saying that, the most respectable, the most courteous, the most the most
kindest person you will and she name my wife's name, Your fucking right,
I mean, you're the one who took it in the wrong way. I
didn't mean it's in that way. Oh god, I just got will Smith
moment. Oh my god, keep my wife's name out. Oh my god,
I love it here. I mean again, I wasn't saying it's in
a bad way. You're the one who took it that way. This girl's
like Seve or an agreeiance, let's go on our merry way. As she
steps over a corpse with a head blown off, isn't it just lovely?
I didn't think we're gonna be dealing with dead bodies, but you know,
you know you can't pick them all right, I'm sure you've seen it us.
She pauses. I mean, you're not wrong, you are not wrong.
Indeed, shit, And she kind of looks down at the body and
she kind of weaves her hand over it, and then she has like a
pets off look on her face, and she mothers underneath her breath, and
she just walks off. If anyone wants to try and hear what she said,
because she's trying to do it without a one noticing, wrote me a
perception. If you decide to want to hear what she was saying, herself.
Yeah, ye, hold on, hold I have I probably didn't hear
shit perception right, yes, can you get advantage of that? Oh?
Nineteen? Anyone else? Why are my roles not coming up on the mine
was a thirteen? So eleven so weird? That is weird. Oh and
Devin, just to let you know, Freed has the keen senses per Yes,
yeah, he gets to advantage on gets advantage right, Yeah, so
he has nineteen. All right, So I guess I'll wait for Bradley.
Did tell you on your end what it was of our old? Oh?
No? Plus two eight? Okay, so Free, you're the only one.
I guess you're the only one that heard this. You hear say,
damn it? No souls. She gets up and she walks off NOLS.
Freed just looks at her like confused, and she's walking away from us,
right, yep, she's leading the group. Yeah, so he's just he
just looks at her confused like you're you know, how like dogs when they
tilt their head in one Yeah, yes, mm hmmm that mm hmm huh.
He just goes huh and just falls her. Okay, does everyone falls
too? Yeah? Yes? Be like now, what would he want with
those parts in the shoes that slip out just to be like faking ignorance until
later, Like, what's Freed's intelligence? His intelligence? It is, uh,
well it's a fourteen. Fred's intelligence is at fourteen? Yeah, what
the fuck's mind? He's not stupid, He's not a dumb boy. That
is. Oh my god, Jesus Christ seventeen sixteen, sixteen, fourteen,
fifteen forty Jesus fucking Chrizy Larday Saints and Mary. Okay, shit, shit
for barbarian, you're as smart as Phoebus was. You're just hopelessly confused.
You're just naive, Okay, Okay, So yeah, y'all go walk in
about thirty minutes. And as you guys are walking, Scarlet's like, okay,
so just should be a bridge along the way, and that'd be easy
for us to cross the river. She's talking about this, so the bridge
should be right, yeah, and she points to she points out and she's
like, where's the There's no bridge there. What's left is like this the
bridge, like the poles for where the bridge starts is there, but everything
else is gone or destroyed. And she's just like there was a bridge here,
there was so uh, and the ridges and the rivers like raging.
It's a very good like white water rapids. Water rapids are going down the
river and she's like, she turns around. So we got no bridge.
Anyone have your ideas to get across the river. This is one of the
deeper parts of the river, so it's about I think at this deepest here
if I remember qureictly, it's like what ten feet and as you can see,
it's rapids. So if it were just to try and swim across,
we probably potentially getting swept away by the rapids. So so they don't have
their any ideas, please don't hesitate to do so they're not there. I
don't know. Maybe walk hike to the shallowest part of the river that's a
good day and a half away, that's closer to the mountain. And we're
not and we're about days journey away from the mountain. Okay. Is there
any other bridge on this river? Yes? So you go to the west,
sorry, to the east is up towards the mountain and about days days
walk for it to be shallow enough and let's vigrious enough for us to cross.
But if we go the other way to the west. It is about
another day closer to the coast, and there's a bigger bridge down there.
Maybe let's stop suggesting us traveling more than a day's worth away. It's at
least a day whichever both directions. So, I mean, she looks at
little river. I mean we could again, we could try to swim,
but I can't guarantee we're not going to get swept away. There's a chance
for it to happen. I don't know how good of swimmers'll you guys are?
I think I think earlier it proved how well most of us are at
swimming. Shee caw pauses m hmm. I mean I'm an okay swimmers.
Just there was no elements all in the way, fair fair, fair well,
at least from what I remember, there's nothing uh harmful in this river
outside of just some fish, not man eating or flash eating fishing anyway,
just normal fish, tuna, tuna and bass. So it's good fishing for
like food, but outside that, there's nothing here and at least in the
river that's like hazard to our life. Can we make a bridge? And
how do you expect we do that question? Is it a new day?
Is it a new day at all. We're still at day thirteen. It's
about ten thirty in the morning. On day thirteen they had one full day
of travel hold on, so technically we've had a long rest. Yes,
yes, everyone gets their health back and stuff. And because I don't think
anyone took damage. If they did, I don't think they took a lot
of damage from the I think the only one that I took damage was maybe
Caden, but I don't think it a lot. Actually I don't remember.
So if so, if a Bradley's there, you got full health and stuff.
Because I can't remember if we if you took damage or not. I'll
reminder when he gets back. Oh, is there a way would there be
a way for us to build a bridge? I mean, the poles are
still there. We could probably just like I don't know, make like a
makeshift rope bridge or like a uh, I don't know, make a small
raft and then use rope to like pull ourselves along using those bulls. I
mean, if you have the material to do so, then possibly, hm
hmm. How how far this bridge? Oh? Me, me, it's
about one hundred and five feet, about a hundred feet we'll say one hundred
feet across to get across. I'm curious to see how y'all come up with
the way to cross the bridge. Okay, give me a second. Mm
hmmm, mm hmmm, mm hmmm. That's not what I wanted. Mm
hmm. Oh. I mean Freed can use raya frost so to freeze it,
like making it like a small little ice bridge, but it wouldn't be
like the Well, that is an option, but if you were to do
that, you would have a very limited time frame on doing so before the
for the ice cracks because of the raging river. Mm hmmm, because the
current. Does anybody have any rope let met you? Chuck? No,
I should I don't have rope Okay, he has a ship, right,
you'd think Freed would. Well, Freda has an anchor, but that's not
a rope That's is true. We can attached something to the anchor ourselves,
like a long vine. How far away are the poles for where the bridge
were? I mean the poles are around the edge of the like they're on
the edge of the land where a land meets the meets the water and so
like. It was an old rope bridge, right right? Uh? It
was, yes, but the rope is gone, and in the bottom of
it the walk path was obviously may I would so all that is gone with
left is just the two poles on each side the starting point of the bridge.
That's it. So no one like like they're engineer tools, none of
that. Y'all don't have any of that, because that's like your beginning shit
that you should have in your character sheet. I might want to look that
up real quick. I don't know if I had the option to pick,
because you should get some like like everybody has at least a proficiency in one
one like artisan's tool. Hm. I never added the press pack or the
explorer's pack. Shoot, okay, let me see what they have in them
first. The explorers pack should have rope, isn't there like a carpenter's I
have carpenter's tools, but it doesn't come with rope. That's why I'm asking
if somebody has rope, all right, they will wreck on this and I'll
get my character explorers pack because I never That's fine. Let me look at
ship right again. So, oh, what do I have here? A
back pack, a bedrooll, a mezz kit, a tender box, torches,
rations, waterskin, and fifty feet of him and rope awesome, So
Carpenter's fools and vehicles, blank book when I was ink so tras cluse loud
leather couch tangent pH mm hmmm, h oop. Sorry, didn't mean this
sent I'm just trying to add something. Are we still waiting on someone to
get back? Or are we just waiting to use the rope on anything?
I don't know where you're waiting on. Oh, I'm still waiting on Like
if there's anybody else who has rope? Uh, I think it might just
be me. Okay, So that's fifty feet of rope. It's not far
enough to get across because it's one hundred feet gap, isn't it? Yes?
Yep mm hmm. Can we linthen the rope anyway? Like add something
to it? I mean we can, I mean, but yeah, I
was really hoping that we had to more. M who else all is here?
Because Jacob, you don't have any right? No. All I have.
All I have right now is to set uh of carpenter tools. Okay,
Bradley m h m hmm. Is he still not here? K I'm
gonna take that as I know he's not here for probably not. What about
what's her face? Does she have any rope on her? Devin? Devin?
Oh no, did Devin go off somewhere? I don't know. Mhm.
Did he put anything in the chat? I didn't see anything, geez
either or twenty ors in caster, And I don't remember him saying anything about
going anywhere either. No, he didn't say anything about going anywhere. His
audio might have cut out. Dvante. Oh jeez, yeah, sorry,
I had to pee rope, I had band do what so have y'all advised
a play win have any rope on her? Oh? Scarlet? Well,
let me look at her character. She well, she's a navigator, she's
one leading y'all. So I assume yes she would. Okay, so she
would have the minimum of like fifty feet, Yes, she would have fifty
feear rope. Yes, okay, so there's one hundred feet right there.
I could I have hammer, I have nails. I could make some boards
for us to use, okay, and I can help have a cop I
have carpentry tools. Yeah. That comes to the carpentry tools is the nails
and the hammer and the solemn stuff. And you guys are on the edge
of like a wooded area, So there are some there are trees about.
I mean, I could I could just make it true. Oh that's right,
you're a bart of creation crew. So we just used the one hundred
feet of rope and h I you could make uh oh gosh, I'm trying
to see how much that would be. Hold on, I'm gonna kind of
look it up, trying to see how much it would cost, how much
boards it would cost, because like I'm looking and there's someone that are like,
oh, one goal piece for three by one, yeah, which means
I would not be making a lot. But then there's somewhere like, oh,
yeah, well it costs this much or it costs that much. So
how much would oh my gosh, stop sixty sixty gold pieces worth of boards
cost? Like, how much would that be? Uh, that's a good
question. Well, I mean how much one normal piece of board costs in
a world of D and D. I don't know either. I don't know
either. Can I make enough boards for what is it? Twenty sixty gold?
So the gold pieces the actual wood can assume an average clean tree maybe
thirty feet long two feet by a diameter, should cost around two to five
pieces of gold. So let's say each piece each board would be like two
pieces of gold. Okay, wait, so each board would be two pieces
of gold. That's what I'm looking at to look at. How much is
gold? How much is a board of wood in D and D between two
to five pieces of gold GP? Okay, so that would make so I'll
say two pieces of gold each. So that's not what I wanted. I'm
trying to open up my calculator because math is not my best subject right now.
If it's two cold for piece and you're spending sixty gold, wouldn't it
be thirty? That would be thirty pieces? Would thirty pieces be able to
get to make enough? Like? How wide are the planks? Uh?
What are you trying to do? Create the mouth in air? I'm creating
them out of magic because that's what I have. Okay, that's what That's
why I was asking. You're creating amount of magic? Yeah, but I
can make up to sixty gold piece worth. That's why I am asking,
like, thirty wide? How wide would the planks be? I would let
you get since you're creating them, I would let you decide the size of
them. Just be thirty of them thirty because five you're looking for what sixty
pieces. You got sixty pieces of gold and there are two gold pieces each,
that'd be five. Now, fact that will be five to be thirty.
Sorry because three times thirty times two to sixty of them. Sorry.
I can make them like at least five five feet wide, but like a
five by one, and then make an up of them to where we could
go across. I would love that, okay. So I'm you just have
to spend time building them, that's fine, or building the bridge, building
the bridge and stuff, and then figuring out how to get from your side
to the other side and tie the bridge. I mean, that's fine,
that's fine with me. I could build the bridge. Well, I can
make the planks and we have enough rope. All we need to do is
just put it together. Yeah, all right, So I make the planks,
alrighty, So you make the planks, you make about thirty what's the
fire fight by So it's they're going to be at least one inch thick,
and then it's going to not one inch, like one enough for us to
hold our weight. So to be a five five I'm trying to think,
actually we could do three feet. We could do three feet wide and then
maybe do like a like like a three three by five, and like the
rope could like we could tie the ropes together to make it elongated enough to
where we're not going to need so much wood. Yeah, and then of
course thick enough for our to hold our weight. Yeah. Okay, so
you do that. So now I have these boards and rope. Okay,
guys, let's let's get started on building this bridge. Okay, let's see
what would I have your roll for that? Well, I mean, if
we're using carpentry tools and two of us are I know two of us are
proficient in them? Mm hmmmm, would it be an athletics kind of thing.
That's a good question. I don't know what would that be. Um
hm hm hm, I do not know. Uh, navigators tools? Oh,
if you click on okay, I see what that is. Okay,
I see. So if you click on the navigator tools in your character sheet,
I'll say which sticks, which thing would you use, like the strength
or whatever, and then I'll tell you up for you. So who's all
building? Oh? Well, okay, so free aiden where the navigators tools?
All right? So if you look on your if you look on your
character sheet, oh, you do not have that in your character sheet that
has it on has it on yours on their tools. Mm hm m hm.
Yeah, Pelodin doesn't seem to have a proficiency with tools carpenter's tools.
Oh not navigator's tools. Carpenter's tools. I guess I don't fucking know.
Umm. Ok. But I have multi classed into Rogue, which actually lets
me be proficient with Beeves tools. I don't know if that's gonna help here,
not truly. I was like, oh, I just I thought I
knew everything about my glass and then it turned out I don't. Mm hmmm
mm hmm. It depends on what you're building intell agents to do the math,
strength, slide of hand, to put small parts exactly the right place.
Okay, I will either take strength, athletics, slide of hand,
or another role if you can justify it, I could do a slide of
hand, slide of hand. Okay, Freed, how about survival? Explain
survival? How would that work? So it just makes sense because like,
since we're trying to cross the bridge safely, right, we want to Freed
wants to make sure the job is done right. And since he's using his
carpentry yeah ship right, uh skills, he's gonna be extra cautious and yeah
mmmmm o kaind of Lassline. Okay, I'll let you us your survival okay,
twenty two and twenty five, oh damn it, and eight athletics.
Just hear the quiet of damn it. Well, well, since I didn't
get to you yet before you rolled, I would let you reroll so you
can use strength athletics or another slight of hand or another role that you could
justify more athletics because it's my strongest. That's even worse. Damn damn expertise
extratise, Oh my god. Okay, fish seas for this is double for
the ability check that you make the use of these, so I could have
turned that. Wait, the proficiency would go double, not the role itself,
So I guess it'd be like a ten. So I guess if I
add five to that with that count or that not work that way? Oh
say, I have expertise, so should be a plus ten? Right?
Yeah? Uh, I'll let you hear your roll one more time. Okay,
so please LEVI got roll. It'd be the worst role. Oh okay,
so it'd be a twenty four. Uh Bradley, are you still on?
Uh? Yes, Okay, are you helping them build a bridge?
Ah? Do they want me to with how my roles have been? Uh?
Well I need to. I need to know who's helping who's not,
so I can combine all the scores because you'll have to be a certain threshold
number. All right, I guess. All right, So you can do
your strength, athletics, slighter hand or another role you can justify to help
build a bridge is an athletics strength well, I mean sometimes in profession athletics
in a strength and strength yeah, or a strength check strained check, athletics,
slighter hand, or another role you can justify. I will even take
survival. Well, let's do athletics. The only issue is that my thing
for some reason is not displaying the roles on the to and then roll a
manual roll twenty and then just add on on your hole. Okay, okay,
so you all with all the numbers tellied up. So a twenty A
twenty two, a twenty three and twenty five between all of y'all, you
all do successfully build the bridge. You build it now, that's the build
apart. Now you gotta get how do I want? Obviously you can't build
it as you're crossing the bridge, right, that's freaking dumb. So now
you gotta find some way to get it to the other side, if that
makes sense. No, it makes sense, yes, because now you built
it and it's functional, but now you gotta figure out way. Okay,
how do we gonna get it over there so we can cross it? That's
the next That is now the next step at hand. No one has like
a crazy uh like ability to fly that no one has ever voiced before.
Right, No, sorry, I can't fly. No, No, that's
Carl's like, no, cannot fly. No, I mean I can swim,
but is probably not the best. Again, you'd be you would be
risking it. Yeah, you would have to roll a dexterity saving throw,
but you could. Yeah, and then I'd risk like that would be risking,
like you know, my safety and what if I get swept away and
then now everybody's gonna have to help me mm HMMI out of the water.
Yeah, but that is an option. That is crazy idea. We got
so what really strong and an anchor, just have them throw the anchor as
far as again, scrals like that would work. You could take the anchor,
touch a rope to it. Throw it's over that onto the other side
and hope it lands. Once it lands, you have a rope attached to
it. Once it lands, you take the bridge, grab onto the rope
and swim to the side with the anchor of the with the rope connects to
the ancor, and with that you would get advantage on your decksterre you saving
throw? So if you throw it, So if you attach a rope to
the anchor, correct right, and you throw it and it reaches the other
side, so you would have to roll a strain through athletics check once it
reaches the other side. If it were to you would have a rope attached
to the anchor that the rope leads to your side. You could take that
and the bridge that you built swim across with an advantage on your decks.
Are you saving throw to get to their side? Then once you get to
the other side you cant attach it if you were to do said idea,
I can also bless somebody or actually multiple people to give you a higher chance
of getting that successful throw. That would help. Yes, so so enthusiastic.
Well, I guess that would help you to fix our problem. Oh
no, I'm not saying that's in an unenthusiastic way. I'm sorry you took
it that way. I'm just saying, yes, that's what help. What's
the character? So, Freed, are you going to do that? Scarlet
looks at you. I can give it a try, all right. So
Scarlet attaches a rope to your anchor. All right, So be strength or
athletics to roll the sea if it reaches the other side, hold on,
well mine, hold on, hold on? Where is it? Where where
are you? Okay? You said strength right, strength or athletics, strength
check or athletiction. So a four added to your bart of inspiration as well
as a four from bless a D four that roll for he gets a D
six, not a four, it's a four from it's a four from blessed.
I'd be adding a D four to him, and then you'd be adding
a D six to him. And you already rolled the D six, so
it's a four to roll that. I just want to press it to share
it. And I said, okay, you're going to roll. Okay,
So what is blussed doing for Freed exactly gives you an added point four year
old. So you roll the you roll the check, then you roll a
D four. You take that whatever that result of the D four, then
you add it to your final score. Okay, let's see, I'm gonna
roll a strength the twenty and then roll a D four. Uh huh a
three, and then roll a D six. I guess for the bart of
inspiration. Huh so twenty four? Uh okay, all right, all right,
the cut off the cut off with the twenty. So you beat that,
all right, So you throw it. You just chuck it across the
river, and it lands in the ground like sturdy. It's stuck in there.
It's stuck in the ground. It's fine. So so freed like turns
and looks at everybody his tells wagging. So now you take the bridge that's
attached to the poles on this side, and you grab the rope to attach
the anchor, and now you can cross the river. You roll a dexterity
staming throw with advantage or whoever decides to go across, if it's freed,
or if it's somebody else, or it's or if it's multiple people, I
can try it, but I'd recommend somebody who has a higher dexterity than me.
You give me anybody who has a high dexiarity, whereas I have a
fourteen all right, thirteen mm hmmm. Davey's got a higher dexterity than Caiden.
Scarlet has a oh huh, so we can either. So we either
do Davy or Scarlet. The starlet has a high dexterity, a very high
dexterity. So we'll do actually, we'll do the both of them. Both
of the ladies will go. Okay, So Davy you'll have the hole of
the rope to the anchor, and you'll have a hold of the bridge,
and Scarlet will have a hole of the bridge and if something happens, I
mean, you'll have the other end of the bridge, so you'll be able
to keep her from being swept away. Between the two. So Davey,
you would have a dexterity saving throat with advantage. Okay, all right,
So Scarlett grabs one end, okay, and she's like, and she grabs
one d and and she's like, she looks at the Davy, she like
pops her neck. She says, okay, we got this. She does.
Of course, we do. Take you take seconds on uh huh,
okay, so that's the sixteen. I don't like that. Gasp m okay,
so sixteen, I don't like that. I don't like that since somebody
somebody cats it bless right, right, yes, yes, uh yeah,
that's three creatures, right yeah, the three people. Uh take take that
defour. Take that defour. Take that defour. Take the de four.
That's the seventeen ille rom Oh my god, that's the exact number you need.
Actually, was I was like, am I about to have y'all be
stapped away? Because ranging down the river, I was like, I was,
I was so Jesus. So yes, you start crossing, but then
you kind of lose your you can't lose the rope for the anchor for a
second. You're like as you kind of start getting slipped away, but you
grab the rope again. It's Carla, that's just like holding on for dear
life. She she's like, oh fuck, and then she notices you gotta
hold the rope against so y'all just like, waste no fucking let's fucking book
it. So y'all swim across, get to the other side safely. Well,
Scirley gets out the water, and then she picks you up out of
the water because you're because you were trying to get over the little over the
little lid. You're like, you can't falling back in, So she picked
you up out of there, and then between the two of you tie the
bridge to the other side, and now y'all build a bridge. You obviously
weren't so you weren't that close to death. I was like sixteen with girl,
you bir get that you get that d fucking forest where to God,
because girl, I don't want to have to swip you down the river slim
with literally swimming with the pishops, because at a certain point, never mind,
I'm not gonna gotten more fun the Piranha. So y'all cross the bridge,
all happily willing nearly no issues there as long as as long as y'all
don't do anything stupid like jump on the bridge some ship down, I'll push
you off myself. So you all cross the bridge. And then after everyone
gets their stuff together, all willing really get their shit together, you'all continue
on for about another thirty minutes until you see the town in the distance,
Song's mouth in the distance, and the town has like a scirl as you're
walking over. Scirl talks about Song's Mouth and howevery and how the town's supposedly
very cheery and the people are friendly and care free and willing to help travelers
before like the very helpful group of people that live in this town. When
you guys get to the town, she turns around to that it looks all
very weary and dread and you heat silence instead of here in this town,
this side, you should hear be bustling, since it's like twelve o'clock.
You should be here. You should be bustling right now. But it's not.
It's quite you just see it was once upon a time. And she's
like, why gy, She's like, well, shits supposed to be lively
and cheery and shit, and it's just dread quiet. All you hear is
the wind. You don't hear no crickets, no nothing. And as you
get closer to the town, the sky gets gloomier. The clouds are rolling
in seemingly out of nowhere, and what looked to be twelve o'clock in the
afternoon sun high up in the sky, looks more like it's like seven o'clock,
and the sun like it's like the sun just set it. There's a
little light out beds, but it's gotten darker out, not dark enough where
it's like night time, but like it's significant difference in light from the sun
with the cloud cover. Okay, yeah, it's like dusk. You're like,
it's twelve o'clock. Change or is it still the same map? Oh?
No, no, I'll change it. I'll change it. It's like
it's still the river. Oh no, oh no, I have there's a
there's a nott coming. Uh. So as you guys get closer to town,
you just hear you see some of the town homes and shops and it's
just silence, utter silence. There's no one running about, there's no one
out and about in doors are open, nothing. And here's the map of
the town. You see a decent sized little it looks to be a little
pond on the western side of the city, near what looks to be the
tavern. At the very of the other end from where you guys are at,
let me see shops, homes. The church is on the north side
of the town where you see the big old church and caden. This is
the church that you saw in your vision of the white cloaked cleric that you
saw. That is the exact church. And it's just silence, and Scarlet's
just kind of just like as a cold breeze comes in and she just gets
the chills, and she's like, oh, this is not the song's mouth
that I've been to. How long ago have you? Like, how long
has it been since you been here? Not even a week? It's been
less than a week since the last time I've been here. And they were
getting ready for a festival. Oh Golden Sun, Yes exactly. Oh that
sounds oh ill creepy love it, except the time it's a little more lively,
just like yeah, so yeah, it's just dead sounds. She talks
about it, She's like, I was here less than a week ago and
they were preparing for a festival. That's that was supposed to be starting.
She's looking at her fingers today actually was supposed to be a festival of those
obviously. She's looking around like obviously not so do we where do you?
She looks at everybody. Do we head for the church? Or she's looking
for suggestions. Well, I turned to m gosh, I'm sorry, it's
gonna take me a minute for me to learn new new new names. Paladin
uh I turned to Homa, I turned to Tuma, and I go,
well, it seems like the church should be more your you know, your
thing. What's everyone else's thoughts? Oh, oh, Tyler, we are
back. Dang it, ship was getting good too. Well then i'll we'll
wait till he gets back. Oh man, because something's gonna I mean,
nothing's gonna happen. Lies, lies and slander. Yeah, I totally don't
see the turn order window popped up. Shus your face. You weren't supposed
to see that. You see nothing, You saw nothing. Hey, hey,
don't look at me. I said, I totally didn't see it.
Trust you revealing my secrets. So take a shot a shadow malvous? So
all right, is everyone back anyway? So there's absolutely no one here?
Right, yes, there's no one. Is there any sign of like like
a fight, damage on the buildings. Nope, grow it's like it was
a bit like it was everything with like pristine so and absolutely nothing, no
sign of a struggle, no damage to the buildings, windows of any sort
from what you can see from where you're at, absolutely nothing. It's very
unsettling. Let me, actually, I need to do something very quick.
Oh I don't like that. Don't say that. Oh oh, don't say
that. Everyone rolled me a perception check. Yeah, I definitely don't like
that cute creepy music perception. I don't see. Shoot, wow, is
this for seeing or hear and or hearing? Uh? Yes, hearing,
seeing and or healing? Oh got hearing? Oh god that not one?
Uh two makes three? Oh three? Have hearing? Okay, yes,
yes you do. I'll roll for scarlet for ships and googles. Oh not
twenty got it? Got it? So, uh, don't mind that for
now? So what's everyone else saying? Don't mind that? Don't mind that
for now? I don't right not, don't worry about this very second?
So what's everyone else saying? Because y'all are huddled together kind of like the
rising up plan? So Tama and uh Cayden, what are your thoughts?
What do y'all think you should do? Maybe we should go look for the
church. Excuse, maybe we should go look for the church first. I
mean the church is more you know, your suit, so if you feel
like it's best, Yeah, you are very on edge, Kayden. Mm
hmm. There's something afoot, something monstrous, monstrous afoot. You don't like
being here? Yeah? Sorry? Oh uh give me thirty seconds? Yes,
are you're okay? Over the table? Give me thirty seconds. Please,
okay, I'm back back on. Yeah, I just I don't have
a good feeling about this place. Seems not right, not right in anyway
anybody who roll above a fourteen on their perception check. So be you,
Freed and Scarlet, Freed and Davy. You all see movement behind There's a
building to the north, to the sorry in front of you, to the
on the right side, you see movement on the side of the building,
like something's hiding behind the building. And Freed, you see something that's There's
a building to your right, like as you walked into the town, there's
one right next to you. You see something inside the window rustling about.
So there's movement here. You are being watched. Dun, dun, du
guys, I don't think we're alone, No, we're obviously not. As
you say that, what looks to be a woman bursts out the window and
let's out a loud shriek, and a man and then a man. Two
men come out from behind the building and they have these tendrils that you saw,
like the guards that the ones that were coming out their body. There
the woman, there's a big old Oh, there's a bunch of tendrils coming
out of her where her head used to be, coming out her neck,
and the two men have them coming out of their shoulders and sides, just
storically walking about like their body is just they're using them as a rag doll.
Like these things have never walked in a humanoid shoes, so they're like
babies walking kind of. So they're like very off putting on how they're walking,
but they're walking towards y'all. And they let out this guttling screen shriek,
and can everyone roll me a initiative role? Let's roll for initiative?
My god, yay, some of our first combat two plus one A two
plus one? Yeah, My roles have not been good this whole game.
Ew oh wait and you have gone Oh how's that? Oh there it is?
Okay, scirl as a sixteen and then you need a all right,
let me go ahead, ad yours? And I turned and he said,
what was the role? Probably three? Right, I got a baby that's
a four. Yeah, and then I need to add a roll. Oh
my god, why won't you ever let me do what I want you to?
Day? There would so a four? Got it? Oh? Eight?
Okay, we'll just change the eighth. Then no, that's okay,
that's the one that that got accepted. Well, no, to be fair,
we'll go with your first rope. That's only fair. I'm not gonna
give you the four. If you got the eight first, cut your roll
to night. All right, So here is the turn order. So you
got three of these enemies. Two of them are in front of you and
one's to the side of you. All right, Tama, you are up
first. What are you doing? Okay, quick review over what I can
do in generl Huh. I suppose I thought it said detective evil could be
like huh, you know, I said's evil around you? I said,
it's evil. But also it's a reaction, so i'd have to yeah,
actually, oh, it's a concentration. I read it as a reaction,
but it's like, nope, it's a regular action on a bonus action said
four. And see that's not gonna work. And this is kind of a
swarm combat. So for example, there's three of them here, right you.
They all have the same AC and together they have one HP. You
take all you take, you take out the HP. Regardless of you band
attacking one or all three, it will be They're all kind of together as
they're all put together as one of them makes sense. So regardless of you
ban attacking one more than the others if you take it, if you put
down their HP down to zero, they'll be defeated, so on and so
forth. Make things easier to kind of get through the combat for this,
Yeah, because there's going to be spoiler, there's gonna be multiple of these
you're going to get through to get to the church. Not probably more like
three. The poison and disease. Why oh, I just meant to like
link it, but I don't think I should use that because I had to
concentrate for ten minutes. So how about I just run up to which one
you're gonna write one of the men or the female little lady right here?
All right? You're coming up to the woman that's hanging out that's kind of
trying to get herself out the window. All right, that's what you're gonna
do, alright? Or have our spell slots have been reset? Yes?
Okay, I can't remember if anyone took any damage last game, so everyone
has full health and full spell slots. Okay, so I will tempt I
define its Mike, Okay, you have to hit them first. Oh,
well, I guess I hit a eleven? Which does that hit? No?
Just not okay? Then I did nothing? Okay, turn, so
you swing. When you swing it, the body kind of moves in half
as the blade hits the hates the window. And when you live up the
sword, the creature reforms back together in the corpse. Nasty, disgusting,
disgusting, all right. Next up is Scarlet. So Scarlet's gonna look to
one of the boys and she is going to do I am I gonna have
her due aldridge blastop, motherfucker, oldridge blood. Actually, no, I'm
not gonna do sacred flame. And you make a dexterity saving throw. Ah,
so their dexterity saving throws, that would be They're not very keen in
dexterity, that's for sure. And they fail. They take ten points of
radiant damage. That hurt. That did not look so hot that one looked
angry. That one looked angry. The light of God has shined upon them.
They're like and they look a little crispy. So she attacked one of
them. The men too, y'alls left. That's right right near the building
that the woman's popping out of, and that would be the end. Oh
actually yeah, no, yeah, that'll be the end of return. Next
up is the monsters fun so, oh god, I am I gonna all
right, So the woman is gonna make a malely attack at Tama. So
it's gonna be a what is there? Okay, so it would be a
D twenty plus Oh that a one misses I'm assuming right, oh absolutely,
okay. Uh. Then the guy, one of the other guys runs up
onto Scarlet and attacks that misses. That's another three. Wow, these rules
are getting bad. And then the last one's going to run up to Davy
and attack her does a nineteen hit. Alright, so that will be a
one D six plus four five points of bludgeting damage. As it comes up
to you, it's Tendril's kind of kind of smacky around like slamming, slamming,
slamming into you like he has like two big I took all your temporary
HAD points. He's like like, oh fuck you. And that would be
the end of their turn movement and one to attack each. Next up,
Davy, cool, cool, cool, fucking sim quick because I can't see
ship. Okay, so I'm going to attack that blowed down right in front
of me. Huh, I am going to take that rape heer, you
re pair and I'm going to Oh twenty one does it. That's why I
points up dablage PC so together, Okay, all right, you do anything
else? Let me see I have no bonus action spell. So yes,
that's all lovely freed. You are up awesome. You have your anchor back
by the way and everything. Yep. Uh so m h I'm gonna move
like right here, you're gonna You're gonna move to the one that's in front
of Davy yep. And I am going to use my I am going to
smack this bitch with my care you get close to my captain. Oh ship
A twenty three does hit roll me tabledge and that is a two D four
plus three budgeting. Mm hmm. So let me see how I want to
think so seven alrighty okay, do anything else? M hold on a lot.
I think I have one thing that acts as I can use as a
bliss action. Mm hmm. No, I'm good. That'll be it for
al right. Next up, Caiden, yeah uh, Cayden take out his
weapons. We'll go after this one, the one who is right or his
laughter mean on, Oh the one in front of davy. Okay mm hm
that being range? Okay, great? Yeah mm sorry y'all. Uh yeah,
no, uh first hit fourteen to hit fourteen does hit? Great,
dammage for that real big is a us? Come on? Thank you?
Uh? Nine points of slashing damage nine points already still up? Uh yes,
but barely? Okay, all fand weapon. I don't add the proficiency
for this one. So wait, oh wait, hold on, do I
think I dud mm hmm do weelder apples on the boats ac AC's currently fourteen
meat sham can use tube? Yeah? Uh okay, okay, cool,
great, So I still don't add the proficiency. That's fine. Uh so
got it? Twelve to hit twelve, twelve does hit? Oh you did
an advantage because you're surrounding Oh no do I No, I'm looking at the
wrong person. Sorry, And there's gonna be five points of piercing damage five
points. So how do you want to do it with us? With these
you took out. You took out the first round of them, So how
do you want to do it? Yeah, damn you can decide. Sorry.
Okay, So you all are fighting these guys as Tama, you take
care of the one that's hanging out the window by shoving your what weapon do
you use knives in a shield shield? So you take your short sword and
dive it right into the neck as it lets out guttling scream. I should
kind of slice it and its body kind of just falls apart. As you
have killed the starfish abomination in there, the one that Scarlett is doing with.
He sets on fire, sets a flame and cooks it so it's nothing
more than a crispy pile of ash. And Cayden comes in with his You
have a sword, correct long sword. You come with a long sword and
you cut it in half bottom to the top of its head. You just
cut straight through going up as it kind of as a tendril as this boy
kind of falls apart, kind of tries it tries to stick together as it
falls over here. So you guys killed the first round of these guys.
As you from here, you all travel throughout the further into the town,
getting to the church that's on the other side. So you all get through
and y'all take out there's like maybe one or two it needs to pop up,
and you'll easily take them out with like scarlets and numb on fire or
between y'all free takes an anchor, slices one, it takes one down,
smishes like a fucking bug while Cayden and Toma, you all uh team up
for for one, up for a bigger one, and y'all kind of stab
it down one going for the legs, while going for the head, and
you take it down, and you guys get closer to the church as now
that there are four that come up, uh token and I need one more.
There are four that have come that have appeared. They are blocking away
from getting to the church apprently rolling this ship for these guys since you all
killed the last round. Damn oh wait that's D six oops, not even
better? A five? Wow? They roll like shit? How dare they?
So they roll a five? What the fuck? Why are you not?
Okay? All right? So a five? So we start back at
the top. All right, So again this works the same way. They
all have the same set of a group of hip points as well as AC.
So now that since there's four of them, they eight, the hip
points will be a little higher, but the AC will say the same.
All right. So first up, Tama, your first up. What are
you going to do? Now? There are four that are now in your
way from getting to the church. Miscood job, So I can get this
guy. You get the big humanoid burly man that have them have they have
He has tendrils coming out of his ears and his mouth that are working on
like a puppet. Oh a divine smite, so you gotta do your a
ha. This one calculates the like the weapon and the radiant at the same
time. Oh oh yeah, yeah it does because it's twenty three and twenty
three does hit and then it does seven piercing in the eight radiant. Yeah,
that works all right, So you attack the big guy with your sould,
so that's seven piercing and the radiant damage. Yeah in the radiant image.
All right, Uh is that going to be your turn? That will
be my turn? And that used up a spell slot, so I got
two left, all right. Next up is Scarlet. Scarlett walks up to
in front of the group, in front of Davy, and she's gonna be
attacking the one to y'all right, a female humanoid woman that has them cutting
out of her her like her head like on the top half. Her boys
kind of lunch back as potentials are coming out of her chest cavity moving or
moving around. So she is going to do a moon beam at it,
and I'm gonna do a what isn't there spelled description dexterity or anything like that,
a constantation saving throw. So they gotta make a concept what's ar con
ah? And they fail, so they take the moon being to the face
and that is points of radiant damage. Wow, all right, and that
will be Scarlet's turn. Davy, you're up? Cool? Where the fuck
am I look at the very top? Oh? I had to like zoom
in and out because I'm having to split my screen. Okay, okay,
so I am going to get right to here. You see two humans,
the human woman and a human burly man. You see a half lame woman
and a gnome woman. So you're going towards the human woman. This one,
yeah, the one that Scarlet just the time? Yes, yes,
okay, I'm going to use my rate pit could you? Oh yeah?
Oh shit? Twenty and that twenty twenty four does hit your roll damaged twice?
Okay, all right? So you fling from so you stabber, you
fling the sword ones and then you kind of do a you fling it back
and so she takes eight points of piercing damage and three, so that's in
total eleven points of piercing. Right, work, Are you doing anything else
for your tone? That's it? All right? Free, all right.
You're in the back of the pack currently. Okay, so I'm right next
to a building, right, yes, hmm. Let me see what I
can do my maneuver on Davy to this one right here. Okay, you're
gonna go for the human woman that Davy has been heading on, not literally
heading on, but smacking at. It's like, you know, I'm kinky,
but I'm not that drink. Somehow that sounded worse. Yeah, and
I'm gonna go ahead and use my anchor again. Okay, they're gonna smack
with an anchor. Well, eighteen does hit and so for damage blah blah
blah. So that is a two D four. You can click okay,
our future note. You can also click the word anchor and oh, I
rolled the same damage. So in your little thing where says eighteen to twenty
one, if you click on the anchor, it'll roll it for you as
well. But it's ended up being the same damage. So it's seven points
of blugingy right, Yeah, plunging damage. All right, is that in
your turn? Yes? Oh right, is now the it's now the villagers
turns. So one villager is the one. The humanoid woman is gonna attack
Davy. It's gonna go in for a slam attack like buff Actually, mm
hmm, they're gonna go for a Oh they're gonna go for this attack,
which you're gonna have to make a saving throat money to see if it hits
first. Damn, no, it's a it's a damn absolutely not. That's
the humanoid woman. Next up the no Home runs up to Freed and attacks
the seventeen hit it does, all right, So you're gonna be taking someone
to do all right, roll me a to compete with grappling. That's what
a tax stair days strength strength, Roll me a strain save real quick.
Oh you failed. It's a contested strain. It's a contested athletics or acrobatics
versus strength of the imposer. Oh so strength of the So I got a
roll for that to got it? Got it nineteen for the strain. So,
yep, you are grappled. This thing tandrels are coming out of this
is the one with the this one uh, the this one looks relatively normal,
this gnome woman, but the head explodes that these tangrils come out and
it jumps at you, and it has a hold of your arms and has
a whole your neck trying to pull you in. So you are grappled as
well as you take two D six points of damage on top of that,
so four points of bludging damage and you are now grappled. So your restrained
while is grappled. While grappling a creature in this way, your speed produces
zero and the star can grapple a number of creatures at one no, no,
no, okay, cool, Yeah, you are grappled currently, so
your movement is down to zero, all right. And then we got the
burlier man. It's going to go towards it's gonna attack. Tauma is going
to do a when I haven't the sixteen hit Tama. It's right on the
money. Yes, Oh, so you take one D six plus four,
you take ten points of bludgeting damage. Then just start slamming you with his
ten drils and then the gnome, uh, the halfling woman is going to
go towards you as well. Tama to attack again attack you on Zone thirteen,
hit. Nope, I'm assuming no. All right, so it misses
you and this is you with that shit, all right? Next up,
Caden Yeah, h mm hmm. Okay, looks like oh excuse me,
oh hum, Cadene is gonna come up and it's just Tama, stop me,
stop it. Wait all thanks, contact the big burley one okay once?
Uh, fifteen to fifteen does hity great for for slashing image words slashing
damage, all right them danger degger dagger eleven to head eleven does not hit
alrighty, next up, Tama. These guys are not looking too hot for
wear. I will try a regular short sword attack again. Okay, which
you canna attack the halflame woman or the burly man human man? All right,
you're gonnattack the old lady? Yes, twenty four does hit eight points.
Oh how do you want to do this? Yeah? Mistabber right in
the sternum. Oh oh oh there's an anger there. Okay, so you
stab you stabber in the sturnamy. You just kind of dig the blade in
as it like, I don't care about saving the possess, even the winter
might not like, I mean, you never know, maybe there wasn't saving
for these people as you stab it does like as a body kind of goes
and it's tendrils kind of just flop onto the ground. And then we love
that, and then everyone else y'all take out. Y'all's the other ones as
well. Caden basically just full on shank stop shank stabs. The burly man
takes them into a pincushion. The no woman that's grappled freed, rips her
in half with his bare fist, grabs a whold of the body and just
rips it in half, and it's just blood and guts and tendrils everywhere.
And then the between Scarlet and Davy, y'all set fire and used magic and
actually, Davy, you stab your rape here blade right into its eye socket,
scrambling whatever is in there as you rip it out, and then fire
is set upon it from Scarlet. You all you're out of initiatives as you
all kill the last ones. What's everyone's perception? Passive perception is ten and
passive at twelve. Anyone that's higher than a ten, that's pretty much everybody.
I'm assuming you all hear screaming, rustling and gruggling going uh a couple
of streets over as you look through some of the building's alleyways. You see
townspeople by the truckloads plowing through the streets heading y'all's direction. There is nothing
in front of you except for the corps that you just murdered. And you
look up to the church steps as the church doors. Well, that's not
an invitation. I don't know what it is. Let's go and run towards
the church. Is everyone else rinting towards the church? I'm gonna make some
comment like I did not anticipate the midnight mass being this early. Let's and
as you guys run into the church, you see people uh participating in this
congregation led by a man in a yellow cloak. And that's where ending today's
episode. Dun dun dun da yellow. Yeah Yo, So thank you guys
for listening to today's episode. Catch us next time as you find out what
happens with the group and the cleric known as Harold. What will perspire?
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