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Let us door him cry christ Lord. Oh, and you know what Elsiah

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door was Candy Mary Christmas and welcome
to Candy Chan y'all. I'm Betty Ebersaw

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and I'm Tabitha Hutchinson. And how
do y'all marry? Christmas? Is absolutely

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there's two things that are the reason
for the season. First, Andy and

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Jesus. Right, did I get
him? I was gonna put him in

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an alternate order? But you know
what that's between you and our judge being

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father. Well, I'll tell you
what. I was just gonna say,

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no particular order. You are so
sweet. I almost said Jesus and Jesus.

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Well, you know how many times
we've said it. There are three

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candy holidays on my calendar that really
count, two of which are Most High

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and Holy and one of which is
the spawn seed of Satan. Well,

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two sides to the same coin,
am I right? Well? Right,

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it's two sided and one sided,
so I don't it's a triangular coin.

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And you know tree heads of Cerebrus, and you know three is like holy

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Trinity. So I think we're okay. Plus I don't like ghosts. I

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think that's kind of spooky anyway,
agreed, well, let's just get to

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the ghosts of Christmas present then,
And by presents, I mean candy.

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Oh my goodness, Oh, Betty, Betty, what do we have this

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week? Oh my goodness. It
was a tough choice because, as you

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know as well as I, every
shelf in the town is covered covered with

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Cristy's candy. I know every shelf
in the town. So I tried to

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get just an interesting collection of candies
that maybe people aren't familiar with. Like,

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what, well, you've heard of
candy canes, right, well,

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I don't think there's anybody alive who
hadn't heard a candy cane. Well,

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I've got some candy canes right here. You might notice that they're a little

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more colorful than the usual red and
marble box. That's right. It's because

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these candy canes were made by There's
Spree candy Canes free, that's right,

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probably Willie Wonka. Well, I
hope I went a golden ticket of taste

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on this one. Me too.
They should be a fruit flavored spectacular time.

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Now there's a little tiny tag on
the box that tells me is it

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a coupon? No? Sometimes you
can go through the line and you just

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rip them off right there and say, you know, wouldn't that be sweet,

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like a dollar off or something.
No, this one just says holiday

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greetings to you from it won't cam
sell. That's so sweet. And there's

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a little arrow and it's like a
it's like, um, it's like one

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of those um um no no in
a textbook when they're like, this is

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what the inside of a frog looks
like. Well, I don't look too

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closely because I have a weak's stomach
for that. But this one, it's

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like a cross section of a candy
cane and there's an arrow pointing and it

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says flavor kick. So I think
there's an extra treat waiting for you if

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you just suck this all the way
to the center. That sounds violent.

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Well, I don't know, I
don't know. You know, they're trying

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to appeal to those video gamers.
Oh, you know, most of the

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time. I don't like violence.
I think it's gonna be like next year,

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a shotgun blast of delicious Christmas to
your face. I know that's where

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it's going. It's Going's how it's
going. It's going. Let's see moving

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on now here is a veteran of
many a Christmas candy fight Russell Stover,

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Oh, Russell Stover. You know, my mom used to get Russell Stover's

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down to five and dimes, I'm
used to. She used to bring home

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a box and we'd open it up
and then we'd try to guess what flavors

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are which, and then whoever got
the flavor right, they'd get another one

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right. And see, that's a
brilliant that's a brilliant plan. And here

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we are in the year twenty thirteen, and I think I've done a statistical

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analysis, because remember I went to
junior college for two years, that seventeen

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of athorted chocolates include a map.
Wow, seventeen percent. It is a

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tragedy. Why why don't they just
taken I guess it'd make the candy more

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expensive? Of course, you know
it's getting more expensive every year. Well

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what's more expensive biting into the orange
one? Because you know what's in there.

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It's like a landmine for your damn
mouth. They're now I'm mad about

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it. Oh oh oh, Patty, Patty calmed down. It's I'm just

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say it's okay, you know what, so curious I'll eat the orange ones.

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It's okay. Well, that's my
whole point. That's my whole point.

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You don't know tell it's in your
mouth and you think I'm taking a

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bite of a candy. It goes
in. It just goes in. It's

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not coming back out. No,
it's one way ticket. Feel like I

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have to pay I have to pay
angry tax on every box of assorted chocolate.

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They'll they'll do that, They'll put
that on that receipt. If you

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pull out your receipt, you'll have
like angry tax and sitting munipicible tax,

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and you'll have like alcoholics anonymous tax, and you'll have like bottled water tax.

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You know what. My neighbor's my
neighbor, my neighbor's nephew. He's

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on the computers all the time.
I'm gonna have him look up in his

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gurgle Russell Stover, and I'm gonna
send him a message, and that message

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is help. You know what,
Well, you have to do it on

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the computers nowadays. Every day they
don't take real mail, No, they

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sure don't. I went to the
post office and they were saying, no

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more post on Saturdays, no more
post on Saturdays. And what am I

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gonna do with all these liberty bill
stamps. Oh my goodness, what am

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I gonna do with these liberty bills? To nightmare that I can't get into

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right now because it's Chris Mass.
No, we shouldn't be talking in that

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made goodness. We forget ourselves sometimes. Russell, if you're listening, I

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ain't mad. I know you've got
a lot of pressure on you too.

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So what we're gonna do is move
on to your coconut wreaths. Now,

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this is coconut covered in milk,
chocolate farmed into a festive wreath. I

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am dreading this. Oh are you
not a coconut fan? If there's one

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thing I don't like in candy,
it's coconut. Whoops the daisy? Oh

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no, But you know what I'll
sally forth. You are a I will

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I will ride all wrongs if I
have to. I'll be like I'll be

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like the woman of La Mancha.
You're like a winter soldier. I'll ride

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my steed into a wind meal made
of coconut covered in chocolate if I have

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to. That's what I'll do.
That is beautiful. You'll dream the impossible

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dream. Coodn't see see No,
that's something I couldn't have thought of.

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Yeah, I would have if i'd
have gone to junior college. But I

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can't do it. I just couldn't
do it. Moving on from there,

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let's move on. What about our
friends and pen Sylvinia at hersheis, Oh

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goodness, have you been? Oh, i's my dream. It's my dream.

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Someday I'm gonna win one of those
scratchers. And that's where I'm headed,

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Betty. I was there once it
was closed, so I ate at

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the red Robin outside there. Good, it was good, it was good,

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but I was disappointed. Well,
I don't I would be sobbing into

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my endless fries. Yeah, the
experience was red Robin. Oh, oh

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that is funny and sad. Well, here's something that's festive and fun.

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Hershey's makes a candy cane chocolate bar. He shot up. It is white

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mint chocolate with candy bits. This
makes up for coconut wreaths any day,

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any day. So excited and finally, now I hate to keep banging on

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the same old drum or beating the
old dead horse. Well, you bought

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them, so you might as well. We set it before, we set

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it again, and now we're saying
it again. What shows up at Easter

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is gonna show up all year long. And guess what's making a play for

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Christmas? Cadberry cream eggs? Wrong, Thank Jesus that someone somewhere is holding

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back the tide on their wicked advance
through our chocolate kingdom. Guess again,

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starbursts, Jellies. Oh, I
don't even like thinking about them, and

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I don't like their perverse agenda when
it comes to holiday treatments. And thank

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thank you Jesus again that there is
no place for jellybeans, jellybellies or smelly

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bellies, since I sometimes call them
in the joyous celebration of the Lord,

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our God's birth, I get weird
looks when I open my purse. Sometimes

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you sure do now what we've got
here? What is it? I've guessed

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wrong? Twice? Peeps, Oh, shouldn't know? A little marshmallow friends

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have shown up at Christmas, and
this time they're adorable, little snow man.

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Why do they make it things that
you want to eat and real life?

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Well, it's that's the whole thing. They've got a thousand people that

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all went to some sort of super
college and they all just getting inside your

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head and watching the TV shows you
watch, and knowing exactly what you want

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to think, and they're gonna tell
you exactly what to do. And what

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they want you to do is to
buy their products. So guess what.

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They already know what you want to
eat, So you know what they're gonna

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have chicken McNugget peeps, entire bowl
of macaroni and cheese peeps that you imagine

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personal pan pizza peeps. Oh,
that's that's the future. Can I have

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one more bag of day old bagels
that they left outside for homeless people?

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Peeps? I don't want to eat
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Oh they're free. I'm on a
budget. So snowman peeps, snowman

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peeps. So let's just dive into
this. Let's let's let's just get the

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tough work out of the way right
off the bat. So let's start with

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the coconut reeves. Oh, thank
you and thank you. Oh here's one

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for you. You know what's funny
is what? Because I liked I like

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the Samoa's, can't hear you?
I like the girls Scouts Samoa's and that's

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all that's chop full of coconuts.
But it's good. Mm. I don't

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know. I think Carmel's to the
rescue in that one too. Carmel is

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the white Knight, it's the brown
Knight. It's not the candy you wanted,

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but it's the candy you're getting.
Now. I'm gonna tell you right

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now, now that we've unpackaged these
things. Now, I don't know where

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your reeds look like my mind have
a hole in. Well, mine don't

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looks like this. It looks like
a cow pie from your uncle's farm.

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But it smells like chocolates, so
I'm gonna trust it, all right,

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shall we go? Let's do it? Here we go. Hmmmm, it's

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crispy coconut. It's less coconut than
I thought. M m mmmmmm. It's

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like somebody took nessa crunch bar m
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coconut that was sitting next to it. Sprinkles. It certainly is a mouthful.

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This is delightfully tolerable. Well,
i'll tell you what. It's a

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Christmas miracle. This and suppressed my
expectations. I'm pleasantly surprised. And I've

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always loved coconut, so I consider
this old winner. However, what a

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treat. I hate to be a
stickler, but I have to remove justice

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to tiny fraction of points because it
says wreath and it is not a reath.

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Yeah yeah, I do not like
to be lied to by candy.

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No, you sure don't. It
gets me. It gets you angry and

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me scared and get curious. So
speaking, which did you hang up any

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wreaths this year? I couldn't find
any. I went down to Big Lights

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looking for reads. Either they were
sold out or they haven't put any out.

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Well, you know my cousin Danny, he comes into town and he

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lives out on a tree farm,
so he always brings me one from all

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the cast off trees that no one
else wants. So I get mine for

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free. But I get them the
day after Christmas. Now I leave them

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up through New Year's nonetheless, well
because I get a good week out of

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it them I'm on the budget.
I just couldn't believe Big Lots didn't have

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any wreaths. Can you believe?
Do you remember when Big Lots was mcfrugal's.

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I do, yeah, yeah,
and before that Benjamin Franklins, it

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was a Benjamin Franklins. I remember
because of the key. I wonder who's

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in charge of that? Well,
renaming a store for no good reason.

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Will and Nilly. Well, you
know what, it's probably different owners and

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they're probably just looking at spaces and
stuff. I tell you what, it's

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that that Big Lots has been nice. I just I can't. I can't

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fathom why they didn't have reaths this
year. It's gonna bother me tonight.

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Sorry, I'm that's not your fault. It's because I care about you.

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You know what else they care about? Candy? Oh, next up,

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we got the spree candy cane.
Let me just get these open Breeze you

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know that was That was something I
always enjoyed as a child. I mean

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too, I'm glad they're still around
for some reason. I consider them a

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summertime treat or something fun for the
movies, or when you when you're riding

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out in the countryside the windows are
down and you're drinking a Budweiser, and

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when you're that age when you just
need to shoplift something to prove your cool

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to your friends. Spreeze they go
ride up a sleeve, just boop and

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they're gone. You know what,
I've always liked these have little warts on

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him or something. What is that
mine? Scott Wartz, that's probably that

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flavor. Kick look out. Now, these things are always so difficult to

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get unwrapped properly. M m.
That's why I keep my candy knife with

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me. Here you go, tab, don't cut yourself. I keep it

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sharper than a razor. Where'd you
get this? Well? Big lots of

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cars, thank you. They used
to have knives over at Piggy Dog,

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but then they have that guy running
muck in there, and now they don't.

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Then that guy ran a muck in
there, and that's all over now

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he ruined it for everybody. Way
to go, guy and pick the dog.

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You know what I like and never
could tell until recently they started marking

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them that the candy canes the taste
like cherry. Do you ever get there?

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I've never heard of that. Well
I would be I mean, I

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love cherry, but that would alarm
me if I was expecting pepper man.

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But I tell you what, I
tell you what they're they're usually multicolored,

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and you can you know they're not
the regular peppermint candy canes because they got

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the color on them, but they
always tasted the same. Well, that

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taste is cherry, my goodness,
I know. Well, here we go

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it's time to try a new candy
cane waiting for that kick me too.

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I feel like it would have arrived
by now. Perhaps our mouths are so

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desensitized to every taste in the world
from the copious amounts of candy that we

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the kick is just inconsequential. I
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our senses are hot. And it's
like saying a man's arms get desensitized from

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too many push ups, he just
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analogies than I am. M.
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of fruit flavor. But it's tart, but manageably tart, exactly. It's

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not looking to punish me. It's
not a trick. It's not like,

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hey, dummy, thanks for buying
me jokes on you four Oh I hate

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those candies, Betty, Betty,
this is the season for giving and lovin.

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Let's try to turn that friend upset
down. We got candy and I

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just full. I just feel like
there's a lot of negativity coming from you

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this this episode. Are you okay? Is there is there anything you need

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to talk about? Is it the
reads at Biglots? Is it them not

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having reads? Well, I didn't
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he asked, I have not been
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When he showed up bringing a vegetarian
turkey dish. What without warning or

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calling or sending a letter of any
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know. That was what alarmed me
so very much. I didn't know what

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the dish was. He said it
was vegetarian turkey, and I said,

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well, that's not possible, because
if it's either vegetarian or it's turkey,

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is that what they call that?
To Fukti, this is a podcast for

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families. I'm sorry, that's not
what I meant, but I think I

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heard of it. It's it's dumb. It sounds dumb. Why would you

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do that? Well, I mean
we had a fallen out and I may

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have overreacted and thrown silverware at him, But now I just I guess I'm

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just hoping that Christmas spirit prevails and
he shows up with those reads. You

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know, we will don't even worry
about it. He will do it,

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buddy. I have to tell you, that's the dummest thing I've heard in

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a long time. I mean,
we had plenty of vegetarian entrees. At

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our Thanksgiving we had green bean cast
roll and bacon bits on him. Yep.

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We had rocla cast role with little
bits of bacon in it. Yep.

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We had mashed potatoes with turkey gravy
and bacon bits. Not to mention,

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I brought that salad with the beat
salad with bacon bits, the blue

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cheese bacon dressing. I mean,
how you can't get any more vegetarian than

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that? Why do people need to
invent fake animals to slaughter and bring to

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your table to consume? Well,
it's just a question I'll never have an

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answer to. But let me ask
you a question you do have an answer

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to. What's that? What do
you think of that candy cane? You

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know? I like I said,
it's tart, but manageably tart, So

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it's a nice reprieve from the chocolate. Not that I need a reprieve.

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I'll tell you what. I feel
like these would be a terrific candy choice,

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But I don't know if they necessarily
have the spirit of the season in

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them. M that's a that is
a great observation. I'd like to see

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this as a candy stick like they
used to sell it stuckies, right,

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I love those? Which one was
your favorite? Oh, riot Bear,

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Oh, I like Rotermelon. This
is a watermelon's path, it sure is.

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It's definitely in watermelon territory. This
is better for Eastern it is.

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This is springtime. It's colorful,
it's funderful, and it just it doesn't

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have any of the majesty of winter's
dark in Braith. No, I'll agree.

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Well, let's move on to something
that does. All right, here's

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a company that knows how Christmas gets
done, Hershey's. Hershey the work they've

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done with kisses, treasures, individually
wrapped, holiday wrapped. I just couldn't

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love these people anymore. And here
they just keep on giving m I've never

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seen this before. A Hershey's candy
cane bar. Now it's time for us

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to remember what candy canes are all
about. I hope I can look out

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all the remnants of that tart tart
candy cane in my mouth. Just lick

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it out. There's a great big
chunk of candy bar candy bar for you

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already, and away we go.
I like breaking might apart into little rectangles

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and eating each little rec I can't
get candy in my mouth fast enough.

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Mmmmmm Oh the weather outside is frightful, but this candy bar is so delightful.

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M m. It's remind me it's
something from my childhood and I can't

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even put my finger on it.
Mmmmmmm. Now you know they make these

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in the Hershey Kisses just like this. Mm they're real good. That maybe

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what I'm thinking of, But boy, these make me wistful. I'm also

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very whistful. They're beautiful to look
at. Now I could make a gingerbread

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house just with these. It's got
you can see the red in the white

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chocolate. Structurally they're sound. M
when you break them apart, they're they're

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like little minutature balls in their little
little little sprinkle balls that you might put

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on cane balls. It's real cute
and tasty. Mmmmm. I'll tell you

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what. Christmas time just got a
home run once again. Mister Hershey and

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your cohorts do Christmas up right,
that's right. Whoever you're, whoever is

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in charge of you're hiring it.
I love them, and you aren't changing

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your name every ten to sixteen years. And you get it. You got

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a thing that's winning. You got
smart people doing it and be happier.

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Thank you, Hershey, thanks Hershey. Well let's move on to another holiday

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veteran who's chartering new Territorian Christmas peeps. Generally I'm not a fan of peeps.

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Well, I am horrified to hear
that, because I've got I've got

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wonderful news for you. What it's
time for Christmas edition of Tam Tabitha.

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No I thought you'd not remember.
I thought you'd forget about it. I'll

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never forget Tabitha. I'll never forget
get that candid naff out. That's right,

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it's always razor sharp. So peeps
a Santa man here? We got

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some some little snowman. It comes
in a package of nine, so I'm

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gonna take one. I just wish
you'd snow around here so I could build

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a snowman once. Wouldn't that be
a delight? Wouldn't that just be a

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treat? So here, I don't
know, you know, they keep talking

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about them global warmings, and I
don't know that it's going to happen.

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Because it's Christmas and it's the season
of giving. Tabitha. I'd like to

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give you an additional challenge. Can
you eat all eight of these peeps somewhat

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simultaneously while saying jingle bells. Well, well, I mean a half to

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I have to well, you know
what, give me your laugh alert and

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I will push that button the minute
you start to look funny. That's smart

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compromise. All right, here we
go. You're like Henry Clay, here's

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my time. I don't get that
reference at all. All right, So

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there's eight of these. They're my
little snowman. They're about an inch and

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a half, but two inches.
He's gonna build a fence out of them.

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I'm expecting some marshmallowy flavor. How
would you like me to do this?

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Just start singing and shove them in
my mouth as we go. That'll

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do just fine, thank you,
tab All right, here we go,

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dashing my god, all along,
we got man bear with Brian. Okay,

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I can't have you die on me. Tap them. I've got two

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in my mouth. I've got ship
staring me in the face, and the

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morning fighting just to throw them back. Okay, okay, focus, no

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more singing. I'll sing. I
can sing. I'll think I can thing.

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Jingle b oh jangle bell, general
bell Jane like, hey, don't

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stank of don go bo dingle ball
dangle all the way. Oh my gosh,

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oh what them? It is open
both. I'm bucked hill ring.

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I'm looking from something, something from
them. I gotta tell you, talent.

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At this point, I feel like
I may have gone too far.

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I may have tempted Tabitha beyond all
reason, because an entire package of peeps

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is not a thing to be consumed
rapidly. I've gotten halfway through, and

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I believe that. I believe I'm
seeing a cracking on your wall. Oh,

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if you're hallucinating, that is a
bad sign. What's he doing with

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that dump truck? Oh? Oh
hey, Tabitha? Ring ring, ye,

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ring ring, Hell, Hello,
Tabitha, it's the governor. You

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gotta reprieve boy. I've got some
beefs i'd like to take up with you.

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Oh nope, nope, just giving
you Kennedy reprieves. I have to

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go back to the Governor's mansion by
Mary Christmas God blast. But I mean

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Betty bye bye click Betty. Yes, you'll never believe what just happened.

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What the governor called me? The
governor called me, and what did he

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have to sa? Governor said,
I don't have to eat any more of

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these horrible, wretched peaks anymore.
Oh, well, that is a Christmas

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miracle. Oh, it's sure he
is. Oh and if anybody believes in

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Jesus and Santa, it's this girl
right here. Oh, because, oh

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my golly, that was tortris.
I'm sure glad the governor called because I'm

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starting to feel real guilty. I
tell you what, I've had a lot

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of chocolate in my mouth before,
but four peeps is like just taking a

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bite out of a mountainous sugar.
That's three and a half peeps too many,

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Having that mountainous sugar just sit right
square on top of your heart.

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Oh well, give me my life
alert back here you go. Well,

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let's look back on all the ground
we've come for tonight. All right,

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we gotta rate these we got,
But I'll tell you what I'm gonna put

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at the bottom of the pile.
Love you at Easter. Them little yellow

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ducklings that you make are adorable.
But peep's stay in your own backyard.

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Oh thank you. Because somebody had
to say it, we're all thinking it.

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Mmmm. Well, we'll just save
you for Easter. And that means

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you're special and there's nothing wrong with
being special sure ain't. And after that,

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I'll tell you what the next up
the list is gonna have to be.

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Breathe candy canes, a delicious treat
with no Christmas feeling. Mmmmmm.

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I couldn't have put it better myself. In fact, I won't even try.

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After that, the surprisingly uncoconunty coconut
reads. I found them delicious and

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the texture was luxurious. M m, not bad at all, but not

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actually reads. Very upset about that
lack of whole. That is a detail.

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It's a detail that big lots should
look into. You should look into

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it being lots closed out store.
And this year's Christmas candy King is Hershey's

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candy cane Bar. Way to go
Hershey's. It's a sight to for soul

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rise. It's beautiful to look at
and it's a dream to taste. Thank

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you, Hershey, thank once again
showing us the true meaning of Christmas.

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It's all in our hearts and in
your candy and Jesus and in Jesus well

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for this episode of Candy Chat,
I am Betty Eversaul and I am Tabitha,

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wishing you the very happiest of holidays, and by holidays we mean Christmas.

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Christmas. I'd like to pronounce the
tea Chris Christmas Christmas so people know

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I'm not mask We're okay with Catholics. M christ Mass, Mary Christmas and

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a happy new listening Thank you alway, and a name Jo. No Chris

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for a bad The bad Lord Christmas
has candy for you