WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:16.120 Tape deck Media see the welcome to see you at the party, Richta. 2 00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:21.320 My name is Aaron Frescus, and with me as always are Joseph Beccastro and 3 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:26.719 Chris Chapman. And this week we are finishing off the summary and all the 4 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:36.399 good extra stuff for Arnold's nineteen eighty eight buddy cop thing Red Heat. Anyway, 5 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:40.320 let's just jump right back into it. So take it away, Chris, 6 00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:45.439 let's see. Okay, So they kill the nurse Gershaan then runs away, 7 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:50.200 and Arnold chases after her and catches her, but then lets her go. 8 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:54.479 And at this point, I'm just very confused as to why she is 9 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:57.359 still in this movie. I just don't understand. Well, I mean, 10 00:00:57.439 --> 00:01:00.200 what the fuck is the point she's in the movie? To die? It 11 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:07.599 spoilers. I understand why he let her go because he knows Victor and knows 12 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:11.560 he's taken advantage of her, and he's like, I get out of here, 13 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:15.120 get out of town totally. But also they could protect her, like 14 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:19.640 he also has to know that she's in danger, right, yeah, but 15 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:23.159 like they don't funk around with that in Soviet Russia. Yeah, I guess 16 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:26.760 that's true. Yeah, if he's not going to water boarder, then he 17 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:30.000 might as well let her go. Yeah. So at this point, Chief 18 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:33.439 Peter Boyle shows up to the hospital to chew out Belushi and Arnold, but 19 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:38.640 he takes Arnold's gun. Belushi gives Arnold a spare gun, and then they 20 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:42.439 had they head out to a diner to fill out paperwork and do some light 21 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:46.680 bonding. My only note here was, God, Belushi's character is the fucking 22 00:01:46.719 --> 00:01:49.400 worst, just the way he's talking to the server, the way she's just 23 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:53.640 a piece of shit. She comes over to peremptively fill his coffee cup and 24 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:56.760 he says, hey, fuck you, don't pour any more coffee in this 25 00:01:56.799 --> 00:02:00.200 is you. No he doesn't, but he says he stops her, and 26 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:04.760 he's like, I just got my coffee the perfect color. Please leave me 27 00:02:04.799 --> 00:02:07.360 alone. It's the only thing I have in the world. Not three minutes 28 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:13.159 later after, I literally don't even think it's three minutes later, he's like, 29 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:15.319 hey, hey, hey, where the fuck are you come film my 30 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:21.960 coffee cup. Yes, he called her sugar tits, but I will say 31 00:02:22.039 --> 00:02:24.280 he definitely did not say sugar Okay, well, because I was gonna say 32 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:30.599 the polite and proressive and feminist way to put that is saccherin breast. So 33 00:02:36.039 --> 00:02:39.120 Arnold is dropped off at the hotel, where he finds messages from Gina Groshan. 34 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:44.000 So he calls her and she offers to give up Rosta if the cops 35 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:47.719 protect her. And I think they come to an agreement, but I was 36 00:02:47.759 --> 00:02:53.360 also a little confused and just absolutely did not care enough to put any more 37 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:58.319 thought into this. Yeah. I don't think Arnold ever says like, Okay, 38 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:01.879 it's a deal. He's just like, yeah, he says, give 39 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:06.919 me Rosa, I will do what I can. And then they don't say 40 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:10.960 anything else, and they both and that while that technically is an acknowledgment on 41 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.919 his part, she doesn't agree to it. They don't make a plan, 42 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:20.039 they don't like nothing else happens. It's pretty smart on his part, because 43 00:03:20.719 --> 00:03:27.280 what's he gonna do for He's gonna leave the second thing that's true, she's 44 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:30.319 recording it. He's like, He's like, no, I asked, I 45 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.639 asked a question. You know, I never said I would do it. 46 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:38.599 Back at the station, Belushi checks his messages and gets an idea when he 47 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:42.919 hears a message from his ex brother in law, Pat, a locksmith he 48 00:03:43.080 --> 00:03:45.560 was once again, I had no idea what was going on, but it 49 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:49.879 explains it. So yeah. Back of the hotel, we see Rosta and 50 00:03:49.919 --> 00:03:54.639 the gang members watching Arnold's hotel and Roasta sees him stick the little key into 51 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:59.199 his lamp in his room. I love how Arnold hides the key, but 52 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:01.000 he doesn't bought it a close the blinds while he does it. You know, 53 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:04.840 he knows that there are people looking for it and for him when whatever 54 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:11.560 yep, Rochta goes into the hotel gets Arnold's room number, but then he 55 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:15.439 gives the wrong number to the gang members, so they bust into a room 56 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:18.920 and shoot some random guy in the bathroom. Jim Morrison's also staking the hotel 57 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:23.000 too, so that's pretty cool. This was his name on the list. 58 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:28.319 Yeah. Arnold goes to check it to check out all the shooting, and 59 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:32.480 Rochta slips into his room to grab the key. Arnold takes out all of 60 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:36.079 the gang members with the help of a very brave lady of the evening, 61 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:42.680 then proceeds to have a shootout with Rosta until Rochta escapes by jumping out a 62 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:46.720 window into the river. So the girl in the hotel room is watching some 63 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:49.079 Courtroom Show at Jennifer Lewis. Do you know who Jennifer Lewis is? Yeah? 64 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:54.120 That fuck that was we did not know that that was. I was 65 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:57.759 like, what's that's not an actual show? Wait? What? No? 66 00:04:57.920 --> 00:05:00.959 Not no, I like, I'm it's not credited, it's not under her 67 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.639 credits, like it's it's not an actual show, which was weird, Like 68 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:08.839 percent sure that's not one of her that's not one of her credit She's not 69 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:12.240 credited on like as that. So, like I it was weird to see 70 00:05:12.319 --> 00:05:14.240 because when I when I saw him, like, holy shit, it's Jennifer 71 00:05:14.279 --> 00:05:15.399 Lewis. And then so I looked it up. I was like, damn, 72 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:20.240 this is this is her first movie credit, but it's here. I'm 73 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:24.759 I'm curious. That is so crazy, I was. I was sure that 74 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:29.959 that was like a Judge Steve Harvey situation in the eighties. Yeah, and 75 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:32.240 that's like where we got her or like where she came from. I guess 76 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:35.839 she would be she would be self right, not as an actress. Yeah 77 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:40.319 for that Yeah, because her name on the TV was Jennifer Lewis, Like, 78 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.279 nope, she the first self she she has a couple of Bete Miller 79 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.480 credits and then like I think in her videos maybe, and then the next 80 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:51.800 thing is nineteen ninety four. That's crazy. So it's just it was weird 81 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:57.360 because they use a real name too. Yeah. So yeah, So for 82 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:03.600 our listeners who are probably pretty dumb and don't know who Jennifer Jennifer Lewis is, 83 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:06.279 uh, why don't you eat? I mean I know who she is 84 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:11.399 obviously, because I mean, go watch season six of The Fresh Prince or 85 00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:15.439 whatever whatever fucking season random random seasons of The Fresh Prince. She's his and 86 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:20.759 on Fresh Prince, she's the grandma in Blackish? Is she is she the 87 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.920 new antviv Or the old ant viv Or? No, no, no, 88 00:06:24.399 --> 00:06:27.879 no, no, she's one of his other other She's like, she's like 89 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:32.160 Vivian's sister. Yeah, so if you sorry recognize her, you should look 90 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:39.639 her up because she's a character actor. So she's she's in The Temptations, 91 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:42.800 the TV movie. She's in, Yeah, she's in. She's in a 92 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:46.519 bunch of stuff. She's like, yeah, she's the grandma in Blackish, 93 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:50.439 but she's great and Blackish I haven't seen it. It's it's it's her character 94 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:55.279 is great. Because I don't know anyway, but just look her up. 95 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:59.360 She's is she married to Laurence Fishburn in that show? Yes, yes, 96 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:03.040 Laurences Bush that too, so yeah, he's a grandpa on that So yeah, 97 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:05.839 they were married, but she tried to shoot him or something like that, 98 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:10.560 or she did shoot him, and so they ended up getting divorced. 99 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:15.040 Nice. Hi, Aeron, here cut in real fast with the quick editor's 100 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:19.600 note about what we're talking about Jennifer Lewis. Before we get that, I 101 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:24.199 just wanted to say thank you to our researcher Nigel Sinclair. Nigel, say 102 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:31.120 hello, Nigel sinclo outual service. Hey, thanks Nigel, how are you 103 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:38.439 doing today? Delight awesome? Thank you so much for doing our research for 104 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:46.399 us. Thank you. It's been a family service for generations doing podcast research. 105 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:54.279 Yes you was nineteen fifty three. Oh it was a young lad in 106 00:07:54.439 --> 00:08:01.360 London. That's okay, Nigel, we don't we We'll get your backstory another 107 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:05.639 time. Thank you for the information. I really appreciate it. So I'm 108 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:11.399 you too, Serve Okay, Well, thank you so much, Nigel. 109 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:15.800 And from what we have from Nigel is okay. So this is coming from 110 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:22.759 the Saban Entertainment Wikipedia page with the Variety article titled quote Sabon Finance Finances Pilots 111 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:26.720 independently being cited as a source, but Nigel wasn't able to find the actual 112 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:31.040 article because it's old as hell. It's from nineteen eighty eight. That's not 113 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:37.480 the old okay anyway, So, according to the Variety article in October nineteen 114 00:08:37.519 --> 00:08:41.360 eighty seven, Sabon produced three projects, one of them being Love Court, 115 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:48.440 which was in collaboration with company I think it was a syndication company, correct 116 00:08:52.759 --> 00:08:58.519 syndication company called Orbis Communications, So I guess Saban produced it, but it 117 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:01.559 never aired, which would make sense as to why it's not listed on Tenner 118 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:05.639 for Lewis's IMDb. So, yes, thank you so much for funding that 119 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:11.360 for us, Nigel, it is my pleasure. But yeah, the other 120 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:13.279 thing was after they killed the wrong dude. No, I tell him one 121 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:16.440 of the assassins is like, wrong guy, Victor set us up, what 122 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:18.879 you mentioned. But why is he gonna set him just because he wants to 123 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:24.720 take the money for himself obviously, Yeah, I think, yeah, I 124 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:28.799 think that's the point. Is so because I think the gang members are almost 125 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:33.600 holding him hostage, you know what I mean? How So because he owes 126 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:35.000 them a bunch of He made a deal and he owes them a bunch of 127 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:37.559 money, but he no longer has the key to go get the money, 128 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:41.399 so it's kind of incumbent on. Yeah, he gets the key here, 129 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:46.279 but up until this point, like I think when when he meets up with 130 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:52.960 Arnold earlier and everything up until this point, I think the gang members are 131 00:09:52.039 --> 00:09:54.679 kind of like, yeah, but they knew that they were going near to 132 00:09:54.679 --> 00:10:00.039 get these so it's basically just like double cross crossing. Like like he he 133 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:03.440 just wants to keep everything for himself, right, I mean that is what 134 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:05.480 he wants. That's what we see at the end of the movie. Okay, 135 00:10:05.519 --> 00:10:07.639 And did they arrive at the hotel with Victor, Like why would they 136 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:11.679 split up from there? Yeah? I don't know why they didn't want him 137 00:10:11.799 --> 00:10:15.159 there. Well, they all went into room three oho two and he's just 138 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:18.039 like, slip out the back door, room three oh three, Like why 139 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:22.559 why would they agree to Yeah, why would they agree to let him like 140 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:26.519 slip out the back door? Like he he basically says room three zero two 141 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:28.000 and then they all just go that way and he doesn't go with them. 142 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:31.720 I'd be like, well, you should be up fucking front man. We 143 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:35.879 want that key because he's more important than the rest of them, so they 144 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:41.600 don't want him to die, I guess. And if they're busting into okay, 145 00:10:41.799 --> 00:10:45.399 Arnold's room, like you know, he's gonna like, uh, he's 146 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:48.120 gonna stand back a bit, and then he just kind of once the shooting 147 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:52.360 starts, he just like fucking does a barrel roll and like no one sees 148 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:56.919 him again, and you just mean, like, sorry, it's nitpicking anyway. 149 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:01.440 Yeah, you're nippicking, and I have explanations for it, so yeah, 150 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:07.039 perfect, all right. So later the cops clean up the hotel and 151 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:13.720 we see Rosta putting on his sleeve gun as the TV news reports that Gina 152 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:18.200 Gershaan was found dead in the river. Chief Peter Boyle takes Arnold and Belushi 153 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:24.080 off the case, but they go to Pat's key store anyway, where Arnold 154 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:26.960 looks up the key number and finds out it was for a locker at a 155 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:33.879 bust I believe. At one point Chief Peter Doyle does say does call someone 156 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.200 a loose cannon? So he does it twice if he does it in this 157 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:39.799 scene too, he does it with the first time. He's talking about Arnold 158 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:43.519 two like like when he's like, yeah, he's a loose cannon. So 159 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:45.679 so if it's in I only noticed it the first time, but if he 160 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:48.919 does it again, that's the second time. Yeah. That was another interesting 161 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:52.360 choice with the brother in law thing, Like, it was an interesting choice, 162 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:56.440 like introducing an entirely new character in a possible plot line with us than 163 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:58.480 twenty minutes left in the movie. I'm sure it'll probably lead to like, 164 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:01.200 I don't know, she's sister showing up at the end or something, and 165 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:05.240 not be completely forgotten in thirty seconds, right, Like, there's no reason 166 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.799 to bring like that. They wouldn't bring this up when the movie's almost over 167 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:13.559 some random things. I think it's I think it's fine to use as a 168 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:18.039 plot point to get them to know where the key leads to, but to 169 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:22.320 spend so much effort on all the dialogue between him and his brother in law 170 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:24.960 they're arguing over his sister, yes, if it's if it's if it's just 171 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:28.519 like, oh yeah it's my brother in law. That's fine. But then 172 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:33.519 they they they focus on them and while Arnold's like looking up that stuff. 173 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:37.919 So it was just weird. I don't know this movie has a lot to 174 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:43.840 say that has nothing to do. To be fair, Earlier, belue she 175 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:48.879 was asking Arnold about family. To be fair, Belushi's sister is a bit 176 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:54.600 and she doesn't deserve But Belushi was asking Arnold about family, and he said 177 00:12:54.600 --> 00:13:01.519 he had a baby sister, and our kid's sister got recently warister whatever. 178 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:07.240 So it was a one line set up up, Like it's you know, 179 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:09.000 if they didn't have that one line in there and this scene happened, would 180 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:13.679 be like, oh you needed bro, was just one fucking line. So 181 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.240 they gave us they heard us from the future, and they gave us the 182 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:20.759 one line to set this part up. So also, you know what, 183 00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:26.480 It's probably the one thing I find likable about Belushi in this movie is that 184 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:30.799 he's like standing up for his sister and helping his sister deal with this dickhead 185 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:33.480 that she fucking married and then divorce sort of help. But also I'm also 186 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:37.000 I'm also assuming pats and assholes. I mean, he could be, but 187 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:41.679 he could also be like I mean, we know Belushi, what if like 188 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:46.960 Belushi's sister is the fucking asshole too, and she's just like He's like, 189 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:52.519 hey, I'm making like two thousand dollars a month on this key store, 190 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.200 and I'm paying nineteen fifty to her. That leaves me literally fifty dollars and 191 00:13:56.279 --> 00:14:01.399 she wants more, Like I if she asked for more, she's gonna get 192 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:03.759 less because I'm not gonna be making any more money. So I don't know. 193 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:09.519 We don't know. Be a piece of ship too. That's very true. 194 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:11.720 That leads him the next question, Sorry, what were they What were 195 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:15.440 they doing there? Because they did a job of explaining it, like finding 196 00:14:15.559 --> 00:14:18.240 out what type of key that Victor has so they can copy it or like 197 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:20.679 not so they can copy it, just so they can find out what it 198 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.159 goes to so they can go there. That's how they got to the bus 199 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:26.679 station, Okay, because there's only one there's only one place for those those 200 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:28.440 keys that I don't know. He got the number off of the key, 201 00:14:28.639 --> 00:14:31.080 Yeah, I saw, well, thank god he wrote down that serial number. 202 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:33.960 But like it was just weird because I was like, wait, he's 203 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:37.559 it's a key, so it's only gonna go into those set of bus lockers, 204 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:43.000 like anyway again, niitpicking Joe, Oh no, he's just a good 205 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:46.000 cop. So he writes down all the information and then yeah, writing it 206 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:50.440 down, I don't have a problem with I do think it's interesting that there's 207 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:54.960 a there's a there's a like directory of every single key in the city and 208 00:14:54.200 --> 00:14:56.399 where. Yeah, that's why I was waiting for a next plation. Well, 209 00:14:56.559 --> 00:15:03.600 okay, so okay, I live in the city. There's plenty of 210 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:07.080 bus stops around. There ain't bus stops for fucking lockers unless you go to 211 00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:11.039 a greyhound station. I don't know what it's like in Chicago. It's a 212 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:18.039 little bigger city. But if it's like these keys were made for lockers, 213 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.879 and these lockers are made by war sold to greyhounds, then you know how 214 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:28.519 to then you go to the greyhound station or this particular kind you know, 215 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:35.399 like it's a company thing. So it'd be pretty fucked if it was like 216 00:15:35.600 --> 00:15:39.559 a kryptonite bike lock and it's like, well it's full of bikes. He 217 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:46.159 must be at like the bicycle Coalition, And he goes there and there's just 218 00:15:46.240 --> 00:15:48.039 like a bunch of fucking dudes with their fixies, you know, and it's 219 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:54.519 just like we all fucked now. But you know, like kind of makes 220 00:15:54.559 --> 00:16:03.000 sense, Like all right, it's it's not like I mean, sure, 221 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:07.919 it's a little like far fetched, and they obviously got like their movie Charming 222 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:10.720 or whatever, like, they got very much that it led to that. 223 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:17.320 But that's not to say it's like absurd that this type of key would go 224 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:22.840 to a locker, and this type of locker got sold to fucking Greyhound, 225 00:16:22.919 --> 00:16:29.519 and then therefore you'd go to a Greyhound station. Yeah, all right, 226 00:16:30.360 --> 00:16:38.799 keep plugging those bottless it's making me like the movie Moar so At. We 227 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:44.960 go to a diner near the bus station where Rosa meets with Elijah's lieutenant, 228 00:16:45.240 --> 00:16:49.279 who takes the key, goes and grabs the money. Then Rosa corners him 229 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:53.480 in the bathroom, gets the info about where the drugs are, and then 230 00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:57.320 shoots him with the sleeve gun because, like Aaron said, he wants everything. 231 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:00.919 He wants to take the drugs and keep them money and everything. It's 232 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:06.200 not very Marxist of him. But then again, well that's what Elijah said 233 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:08.599 earlier. He's the only fucking Marxist here. But then again he's he's not 234 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:15.200 Russian, he's uh, Georgian, Georgia. True. Also true, he 235 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:21.279 doesn't believe in the party. Oh yeah, he's from that state anyway. 236 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:23.599 My my only note, what you we already talked about was one hundred dollars 237 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:27.480 building, So go ahead, got it. Ros picks up the drugs just 238 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:33.880 as Arnold and Belushi arrive at the bus station. Arnold finds Roasta first and 239 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:37.839 pulls a gun on him. Okay, so the when they show up to 240 00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:41.119 the bus station and Victor meets with that drug dude, it is sad how 241 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:44.960 happy I got when I realized that that drug dealer, the one that's in 242 00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:47.519 the white suit, that Victor that he meets up with, he's actually from 243 00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:51.200 Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Oh he is. Yeah, like he's one of 244 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:55.920 the bikers in the scene at the bar that says uh, I say, 245 00:17:55.960 --> 00:17:59.720 we stomp him and then we got to him, then we hang him, 246 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:07.079 and then we kill him. I say, we let him go. Anyway, 247 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:11.039 this is the only other thing I've seen him. Yeah, So it's 248 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:14.519 like he's good to see he's got some range beyond like biker gang gang. 249 00:18:15.079 --> 00:18:21.960 So there's Pee Wee lums in this movie. Oh yeah, yeah, that's 250 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:26.920 true. Arnold goes and finds Roasta first and pulls a gun on him, 251 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:32.440 but then Belushi shows up and tries to take him in instead, so Arnold 252 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:37.599 turns his gun on Belushi like a fucking moron. Belushi tries to talk it 253 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:42.359 out until a civilian walks onto the platform. Belushi freaks out and Roast uses 254 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:45.440 the confusion to take a shot at Arnold and make a run for it. 255 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:52.119 I don't know why I started laughing when Bess move to the old lady start 256 00:18:52.200 --> 00:18:55.160 of cranking him. It seemed like the writers couldn't think of a reason for 257 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:56.880 Victor to get away. We're just like, fuck, you just have an 258 00:18:56.880 --> 00:19:00.680 old lady walking out of the bus station, an old and he just walks 259 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:04.720 out onto this completely otherwise deserted bus. Okay, so we have a Mexican 260 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:10.240 standoff. Everybody's familiar with that. Uh. There's also the Canadian standoff, 261 00:19:10.319 --> 00:19:14.000 which is when two people get to a four way stop and they keep waving 262 00:19:14.039 --> 00:19:17.319 each other on. You know, they're just trying to be That's a Canadian 263 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:22.759 standoff. Maybe this is a like Soviet or Russian standoff where it's just like 264 00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:29.200 you have the guns pointed and he's like, no equal guns for everyone around, 265 00:19:29.319 --> 00:19:33.640 and he goes not fair if he has two guns exactly. So redistributing 266 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:41.519 the wealth, but by wealth I meant it also means redistributing debt. There 267 00:19:41.599 --> 00:19:48.039 you gotta go. So Arnold is looking around the bus depot when Rochta almost 268 00:19:48.119 --> 00:19:52.759 runs him over in a bus. Then Arnold was great when he like, 269 00:19:52.799 --> 00:19:56.119 for some reason he opens the opens the bus door and nails an. It 270 00:19:56.359 --> 00:20:00.519 was just made me laugh. You, I don't even know about it, 271 00:20:00.519 --> 00:20:03.119 but it was just like he just gets nailed by the open bus door. 272 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:08.319 Yeah, funny. So then Arnold hijack's another bus to give pursuit, with 273 00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:12.079 Belushi barely able to hop on in time, and they're just friends again. 274 00:20:14.680 --> 00:20:18.880 The Russians have a very destructive bus chase across the city until Rosta ends up 275 00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:22.480 cornered in a train yard and turns around to face Arnold. They also, 276 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:26.559 like, I finally started to appreciate the dialogue for this movie right around the 277 00:20:26.599 --> 00:20:30.000 scene where Belushi gets on the bus, when the Riders decided they need to 278 00:20:30.039 --> 00:20:36.400 explain Danko's bus driving skills by having Jim Belushi question him about it and Arnold 279 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:40.319 telling him like the Army, I louned it in Kiev. Well, obviously 280 00:20:40.680 --> 00:20:44.119 the Army's stupid. It's like a vital part of basic training. What are 281 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:49.279 you dumb drive an American bus. It was just I don't know. It's 282 00:20:49.319 --> 00:20:52.599 like, why do you need to explain? I wouldn't have. I was 283 00:20:52.640 --> 00:20:55.279 like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's where you lost me. He 284 00:20:55.319 --> 00:21:00.680 can drive a bus. Busses like semis where they're way different than regular crowds. 285 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.640 I don't know, I feel like they're not. Yeah, semis are 286 00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:11.039 well there. I haven't been in a semi in thirty years. But there's 287 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:12.920 a lot more of because you're going up, up and down a lot of 288 00:21:12.960 --> 00:21:15.680 hills, there's a lot more of like like actually shifting, and then you 289 00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:19.200 have something called a jake break. Hey dad, if you're listening, thank 290 00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:22.240 you for teaching me this, like a jake break, which is like an 291 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:26.000 engine break as opposed to like brake pads on the wheels. You know, 292 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:30.920 it's it's you're powering more that and buses tend to be more of just like 293 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:34.079 automatic, so you're not going up, you're not going through the fucking grapevine 294 00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:37.880 or like up and down all this stuff, and have like super heavy cargo 295 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:42.960 driving an RV right the bus basically, yeah, i'd say it be more 296 00:21:44.200 --> 00:21:48.319 to an RV. However, speaking of these buses. Uh, and you 297 00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:52.359 guys been talking about the writers, but they've been really genius with this. 298 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:56.440 So one bus is going to Montreal and and uh, that's when Victor is 299 00:21:56.519 --> 00:22:00.960 driving, and the other one is going to Saint Louis, which is what 300 00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:06.319 Arnold's driving. But if you think about it in baseball terms, like the 301 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:10.599 Cardinals have been the most same loost. Cardinals have been the most successful National 302 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:15.839 League team probably ever and at the time the Expos have been like the least 303 00:22:15.880 --> 00:22:18.960 successful ones, you know, and of course it got screwed in the strike 304 00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:22.799 at ninety four. So if you're thinking about redistributing like the wealth of like 305 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:27.240 titles and you know, all that stuff, like that's you have the juxtavit 306 00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:37.279 jus positions, thank you juckstap that word between those two National League Baseball teams, 307 00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:41.680 which of course is always funny in the city of the Cubs, who 308 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:45.200 up until that point still fucking suck. It took them another what twenty eight 309 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:48.960 years to win a World Series, but like that, yeah, so very 310 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:53.680 I don't know if it was the writers or the director, but like very 311 00:22:53.799 --> 00:23:04.960 kind of deep meta baseball capitalism, socialism commentary on their part with that and 312 00:23:06.200 --> 00:23:08.240 all right, I see I never think about it like that. Well, 313 00:23:08.279 --> 00:23:12.519 neither do I because I just made that up right now. So I don't 314 00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:15.799 know why this isn't a math problem. If Arnold leaves the bus station headed 315 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:22.680 for Montreal, Victor leaves the bus station head of Saint Louis at this time, 316 00:23:22.799 --> 00:23:25.839 at what point do they do they meet? When does Arnold get to 317 00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:29.680 shoot the other guy? First of all, you got those backwards? How 318 00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:33.799 latest Jim work? Arnold was going to Saint Louis. But I think they're 319 00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:37.839 in opposite direction. I don't know, Chicago, if you're going to Montreal, 320 00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:41.359 do you got to go south? Yep? Yeah, but no you 321 00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:45.440 have the lake, go through the lake. Yeah, it's also summer, 322 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:48.799 because it's very human, as it's been talk about, So it's not like 323 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:51.680 the lake has been frozen over. I think they would be going the same 324 00:23:51.759 --> 00:23:56.920 direction. Wow, it's the hell of a math problem. That's like geometry 325 00:23:56.960 --> 00:24:03.319 too. Anyway, let's see. So then Arnold and Rosta play Chicken, 326 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:08.200 with the game only ending because Belushi forces Arnold to turn at the last second. 327 00:24:08.880 --> 00:24:14.119 Arnold's bus flips, but Rochta drives in front of a train and gets 328 00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:19.519 his bus smashed, Belushi and Arnold get out of the bus. Belushi just 329 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:25.599 gives up at this point and lets Arnold face Rosta alone. Rochta stumbles out 330 00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:30.599 of his bus, and despite having blooded his eyes and likely multiple concussions, 331 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:34.759 he shoots the train conductor dead center, and then thirty seconds later, when 332 00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:40.960 Arnold walks up, he misses his shots wildly and Arnold blows him away no 333 00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:45.359 problem, in what is probably one of the least satisfying final showdowns ever. 334 00:24:45.759 --> 00:24:48.880 Multiple shots that I really like. I almost wish they had just shown the 335 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:55.160 wrestling of the snow scene again. Yep. Just I mean at least at 336 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:59.680 that you heard some of the Arnold Alzi no and they have, like me 337 00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:03.880 most ridiculous like punch sounds like you know, punchdounds and like almost just like 338 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:11.759 but this one was like it's like a fucking steam engine every time they punched 339 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:17.880 each other. But it makes me, like Eraser a little bit less because 340 00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:22.400 it's like, really, Arnold's gonna the bad guy is gonna die, right, 341 00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:26.119 you know, you're gonna be foiled by being hit by a train again. 342 00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:30.480 Really it's kind of derivative, but it's just me, that's true. 343 00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:34.799 That's why he had to add that he caught a training thing. I should 344 00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:38.359 have said it the first. Let me say anything. Okay, so I've 345 00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:42.680 been I have been thinking this whole time of like that line and what he 346 00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:48.640 should have said here. But uh, speaking of the Soviet stuff, like 347 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:52.960 he should have said, at least the trains run on time, because you 348 00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:56.400 know, for those no no, no, that's like, uh it old 349 00:25:56.519 --> 00:26:03.519 kind of sentire. It was it Stalin. It's a fascist. Well I 350 00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:11.119 know, but it was no specifically for Muslin, it was Stalin. God 351 00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:14.599 damn it. That would have worked out a lot better. But yeah, 352 00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:18.200 same idea, This is why that trains or something you can still work in 353 00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:22.400 it. And there he's got a tweaky a little bit. Anyway, all 354 00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:26.400 right now we cut to the airport where Belushi gets conned out of his watch 355 00:26:26.440 --> 00:26:32.480 and a show of friendship, and then we get a jarring cut to Arnold 356 00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:36.039 back in Russia as the credits roll, and that's the end of the movie. 357 00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.359 I did find it. I did find it. Really. It was 358 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:41.319 really touching how they close out the movie with the message, like that message 359 00:26:41.319 --> 00:26:45.160 of unity. When Arnold basically tells Belushi that when he arrived in the US, 360 00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:48.640 he didn't know what to expect, but that during his visit he's seen 361 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:52.559 a lot of changing and there might have been two guys that wanted to kill 362 00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:56.519 each other. But that's better than twenty million, which was a pretty powerful 363 00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:59.720 message for me, because I think what he was trying to say is that 364 00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:07.039 if could change, and Belusha could change, everybody can change. Okay, 365 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:11.559 I don't get in all right, I don't get it either. No, 366 00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:15.519 that's that's that's I'm just doing. That's just at the end of Rocky fove 367 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:21.400 Oh. I mean, everybody wants to credit Rocky four with ending, you 368 00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:26.440 know, Soviet Union in the Cold War, but nobody talks about this movie, 369 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:27.640 you know. Yeah, just I should have just played the clip. 370 00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:33.880 Apparently that wouldn't have worked either. I've never seen Rocky four. What that's 371 00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:37.279 the best one? Yeah, that's what I've heard. That is that is? 372 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:42.720 Which ones? Have you seen? Rocky And wait, Rocky Balboa that's 373 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:45.720 a good that's good too. Three and four are probably the best four. 374 00:27:45.839 --> 00:27:51.960 I'd say four to three. I've also seen Rocky five. That's the worst 375 00:27:51.960 --> 00:27:55.400 one. Yep, yes, rock I haven't seen any of the Creeds, 376 00:27:55.720 --> 00:27:57.480 so I can't speak about that. I can't speak about the Creeds. But 377 00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:03.400 the original Rocky is like if if you can shut off your brain to what 378 00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:07.799 Rocky became and just watch that as a movie like made the first seventies. 379 00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:11.319 Yeah, like that's a really fucking good movie. And then of course it 380 00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:17.400 gets more and more kind of outlandish and ridiculous, and then Rocky four is 381 00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:23.000 like the fucking prime peak of just exactly what that is, you know, 382 00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:29.839 like the perfectness, and then Rocky five it's like, uh, Tommy the 383 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:33.920 machine Gun and all that other it's still it's still okay, like it's it's 384 00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.880 it's okay. It's just like when you come up like Rocky four is like 385 00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.920 the peak rockiness and then you go down to Tommy Gun. But man, 386 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:48.160 that Rocky four, you gotta watch three and then watch four because three helps 387 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:52.359 like soften out Apollo Creed's character, and then four. Yeah, I mean 388 00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:56.839 it's the same thing that kind of happened to Rambo, Like Rambo I never 389 00:28:56.880 --> 00:29:03.279 watched First Blood is is is like serious commentary on the Vietnam War. And 390 00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.960 then yeah, like I don't even think he kills anybody in that, and 391 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:12.240 then it just like of course they made tied with Okay, so we got 392 00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:18.240 fast and furious and then Fast and Furious two, which is I'm sorry, 393 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:22.240 too fast, too furious, which it should have been the faster and the 394 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:26.279 furious, sir. But then then they fucked up and went uh fast and 395 00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:30.960 furious three Tokyo drift, which should have just been uh three fast, three 396 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:36.200 furious. I don't know, I know the fastest with the three as the 397 00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:45.240 e okay furious. So second of that is Rocky First Blood, I'm sorry, 398 00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:52.759 not Rocky Rambo First Blood part two. Why is in the Second Blood? 399 00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:57.359 I don't know. That's fun It's right fucking there, filmmakers. Uh 400 00:29:57.400 --> 00:30:03.079 but yeah that film serious goes from like and Diehard does the same thing. 401 00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:06.759 Well get into that in a minute, but uh, it goes from like 402 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:11.079 a guy being like disillusion to the Vietnam War and like not killing anybody and 403 00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:14.759 just trying to like escape. Okay, it was a Brian Cox striker. 404 00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:23.480 I believe that is who's after him, you know, it's it's whatever, 405 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:33.079 Yeah, Brian Bano. I don't know they're all same, but but yeah, 406 00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:38.200 and then like smash cut to like Rambow four where he's just like people. 407 00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:42.079 He's in the jungle with like a mini gun, just mowing down that 408 00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:47.200 people. Like that was the one where he with Julie Benn's right, where 409 00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:49.799 he's in Cambodia or whatever. No, I don't know, I haven't seen 410 00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:53.680 it in forever, but it's important. I don't know that. No one's 411 00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:56.839 good. Like it's violent as hell, but he's like like they're trying to 412 00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:00.759 like appeal to him because they're like, we're trying to go in there to 413 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.279 you know, missionaries, missionary. Yeah, we're trying to save the world. 414 00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:07.480 He's like, fuck the world. I'm like, yeah, the world. 415 00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:11.359 You guys, Like, man, this guy gets it Lydia, listen 416 00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:14.640 to him. You guys are gonna get what you deserve. I don't know, 417 00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:18.279 Like I'm on the wrong side of that, yeah, but it like 418 00:31:18.160 --> 00:31:23.160 it completely like flips his character and the same thing with Diehard, Like the 419 00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:29.240 original Diehard, he's just one cop in a impossible situation, like he doesn't 420 00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:33.079 have shoes and everything, and then come like live for your day Hard, 421 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:37.920 He's like jumping out a helicopters, like hanging down and like doing fucking flips, 422 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.160 and it becomes like a superhero. I don't know the first one for 423 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:48.640 that lost their way. Yeah. Anyways, Uh yeah, so I guess 424 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:53.599 we got names and yeah that's the end of the movie. Uh. Now 425 00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:59.200 we're gonna move on to uh what I'm sure is to be a rip roaring 426 00:31:59.240 --> 00:32:05.039 segment name it. Now, we're going to do something extremely fun. We're 427 00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:08.559 going to play a wonderful game called who is My Daddy? And what does 428 00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:15.119 she do? Yes? Yes, okay. So, as many know, 429 00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:19.319 with a lot of these older movies, there's not a lot of people who 430 00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:22.079 work on the movie. Like if you compare the credit time from like a 431 00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:28.839 movie like this to even some like your random Marvel movie or really any movie 432 00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:34.359 with CGI, it's like fifty times longer. So for this one, I 433 00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:38.240 sorry, real quick. Do they name every single obviously, I'm assuming this 434 00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:40.960 is probably a stupid qu is a stupid question? They name every single animated 435 00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:44.440 that works on it. It's not just like the animation team from No. 436 00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.480 It seems like they name like every animation Okay, I just kidding, Like, 437 00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:51.400 well, like a lot of times it'll be like like the animation team 438 00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:55.200 Joe Blows Animation, and then it'll be like a list of fucking CEO like 439 00:32:55.880 --> 00:33:00.920 Joe Blow, you know, and like all that other shit like fucking three 440 00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:05.400 hundred dudes or whatever our chicks. I don't know three hundred people. I'm 441 00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:12.480 sorry saying I can't work. I am anyways, uh so, I only 442 00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:22.000 saying is they shouldn't. So only I have two names. One a gangster 443 00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:28.680 was played by Peter Kiss, which is just like, uh, you know, 444 00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:35.559 Peter is a term for penis and kisses kiss. Yeah, you think 445 00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:38.480 of Peter, Chris. But it always amazes me when you pull that shit 446 00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:43.799 out of your ass, like, oh, like truly amazing what your mind 447 00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:50.960 could do when looking for alternate ways to just say penis. Oh yeah, 448 00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:59.640 literally every name Richard pain Man of Richard rich Rick, like all of those, 449 00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:04.319 I have to stop and be like like Dick Stevens. I mean it 450 00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.400 sounds funny, but I don't really put it in there. And if you're 451 00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:10.280 a longtime listener and you listen like the first episodes, like I went through 452 00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:16.119 some weird names and like Jason Johnson, I don't know, it just sounds 453 00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:22.119 like a cool name, or like Steve Bartowski, he sounds like a cop. 454 00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:27.320 Actually, I think Steve Barkowski was a quarterback for the Falcons and seventies. 455 00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:34.480 Anyways, So the other other one have the person who played Yvonne Danko 456 00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:40.920 was somebody named Arnold Schwartz the Nigger. That's a very weird, like dude, 457 00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:44.800 Like, good luck to that, dude. Yeah, if you're if 458 00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:47.679 you're getting into like movies and you have like your sad card, why not, 459 00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:53.159 like you know, you gotta you gotta change, like American people aren't 460 00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:57.079 gonna accept that. You gotta anglicize it. Yeah, you go, you 461 00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:00.239 need to, you need to make it not so long exactly. Sa Beth 462 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:05.880 Green is like his last name isn't Green, Alison bree Breeze her middle name, 463 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:10.119 Like like why not go with like Arnold Strong or something you know, 464 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:20.039 or just like Arnold Olympia or something not Arnold Schwartz and Nagger, I don't 465 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:25.639 know, something like that. Like dude just actually his weird body, Like 466 00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:30.480 yeah, he's just he's not gonna gonna make Oh I'm sorry I didn't scroll 467 00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:37.239 down far enough. There is actually one more name, so you have and 468 00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:42.719 follow me on this. We have Thor and Loki and their last name is 469 00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:50.440 Odin Son because they are the son of Odin. Therefore ven thor Son would 470 00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:55.239 therefore be this son of thor So we have a literal god who was in 471 00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:59.159 this movie, Sven Thorson, or at least the son of a god. 472 00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:04.840 I'm not sure. Oh god. Yeah, it's like a Hercules situation, 473 00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.559 like speaking of that Hercules in New York. It's start Arnold strong look, 474 00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:16.480 Arnold Trump strong man boom. But I I guess like uh sphn Thorson is 475 00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:22.000 so, I see no flaw in that logic. Story checks out. Damn, 476 00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:27.000 that guy's going places. Yeah, I can see that guy doing more 477 00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:35.480 stuff than this Arnold brown Schwager or whatever you call him, Schnitzelwitzer, uh 478 00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:44.280 farts and partser farts. I'm sure to think of what he says, what 479 00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:47.239 he keeps calling himself in in Last Action Hero Brown Schwager I think is one 480 00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:52.079 of them. Quick said, note do you guys remember well I don't even 481 00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:57.000 remember that, but it was an ad campaign in the eighties with thews like 482 00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:01.159 fan it means something in true man. But everybody thought they were a clipper 483 00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:05.599 and they had the bumper stickers. They're like far from pukin. I have 484 00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:10.039 like a guy like drunk. That's all. Nope, I mean like meme 485 00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.880 comedy back in the day, Like you know, it took a little while 486 00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:17.880 spread you had Calvin pissing on like a Ford logo. But if you had 487 00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:22.920 a Ford, you had Calvin pi piss on a Chevy logo. Was it? 488 00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:25.880 I think it was the Simpsons boice was it where he's like a, 489 00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:35.119 yeah, do you have a decal of Calvin pissing on hobbs? I think 490 00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:39.800 that was the Simpsons. I'm pretty sure that was Mo asking for anyway, 491 00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:45.880 I might move on to the kill count. Sure, oh yeah, have 492 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:51.639 you ever killed anyone? Yeah? But they were all bad. I have 493 00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:59.480 it right here, So uh, I'm gonna guess first eight eight sounds good. 494 00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:00.159 You want to go next, Joe, or do you want me to 495 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:07.199 go? Yeah, I'll go next. I am going to go with thirty 496 00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:09.599 seven. That is too many. I'm gonna go with fourteen. I feel 497 00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:14.440 like it's it's like surprisingly low. I feel like it is. This page 498 00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:20.679 is loading slowly, rold Okay, there we go the final tally seventeen. 499 00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:23.320 Fuck seventeen. I love this website. It breaks down. Yeah, I 500 00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:28.079 try to count it. I'm always too low and off, so I didn't 501 00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:30.960 try to count it this time, and I went high and I'm way off. 502 00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:36.199 I even shoots Yuri Moscow Chase. There's four prison escape, there's one 503 00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:39.599 prison escap Oh yeah, there's one hospital, there's two motel, there's five 504 00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:47.760 morgue one oh ginaer Shan they killed someone at the in the bathroom, and 505 00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:52.719 then the final fight. Yeah, okay, seventeen. Yeah, all right, 506 00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:58.119 nice, that's all. Chris, Yeah, we got cha, Chibiaania. 507 00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:05.519 Sorry, I rush. She's a little rusting kind if I can change 508 00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:12.679 and you can change, Okay, then moving on there. What do you 509 00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:16.320 guys got for your favorite lines? Because I know what mine is. It's 510 00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:20.400 it's easy for me. It's I did not want to touch his ass. 511 00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:25.760 Yeah that's all. That's such a great out of context Arnold Lens. Yeah. 512 00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:30.159 Yeah, that's the kind of thing you put on a soundboard. Yeah. 513 00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:34.840 So I only have two and one of the one of them was that 514 00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.199 one. The other one was like I think I mentioned earlier, where Blue 515 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:40.599 she's like, are you shooting me? And Arnold it's like, I am 516 00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:45.000 not shooting on you? But I just thought of one more and it's along 517 00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:52.159 the same lines of Arnold not understanding English but not understanding like the context of 518 00:39:52.159 --> 00:39:54.199 it, I guess or something. But he was talking to Genie Gershan and 519 00:39:54.239 --> 00:40:00.519 he's like, uh, he's like, you are a stupid say that. 520 00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.719 And I didn't really wind it to make sure, like did he just say 521 00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:07.400 you are stupid or you are a stupid? But he definitely says you are 522 00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:12.920 a stupid. So mine would have to be Arnold's partner. Handcuffs wuld be 523 00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:23.159 a good idea. I mean, he's not wrong, he's just like it's 524 00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:28.559 seriously like a video game line where like, you know, you're you're kind 525 00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:30.000 of in the tutorial, you still have the game. You're like, I 526 00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:35.199 have a gun, I have like a taser. And then he says like, 527 00:40:35.239 --> 00:40:37.679 you like handcuffs. You've been standing there too long in the game. 528 00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.840 Is trying to give you a clip. And then and the villains like you're 529 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:45.000 gonnaarrest me or what? Yes, He's like, yeah, that's actually the 530 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:47.320 line of the villain would say, Hankcuss would be a good idea. You're 531 00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:52.000 like, oh, right, handcuffs, press l one to clip handcuffs, 532 00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:55.880 yeahhh okay. And then before we get to the irons pumped, how about 533 00:40:55.880 --> 00:41:00.559 we get arresses too, wells and play a little total recall. What do 534 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:06.800 you want, mister quay the same as you to remember. Open your mind, 535 00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:15.199 Open your mind. All it is is seven random trivia questions from the 536 00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:19.000 movie We just watched in the first one to get three correct wins seven, 537 00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:22.880 five five random. Sorry, all it is is five. All it is 538 00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:25.159 five random trivia questions from the movie We just watched, and the first one 539 00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:29.519 to get three correct wins two correct, three correct, three correct wins. 540 00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:34.159 Okay, anyway, rules Chris starts reading the question whoever knows the answer buzzes 541 00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:36.599 and using your name as a buzzer. Keep in mind, blah blah blah. 542 00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:39.719 Anyway, you're ready, Yeah, okay, I'm ready. All right. 543 00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:45.159 Question number one, what is the name of Arnold's dead Russian partner? 544 00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:53.920 Aaron? Aaron, Vladimir? No guessing Russian names now, Joe, Joe. 545 00:41:54.119 --> 00:42:01.760 Then it's not a Russian? Now, uh? What is that? 546 00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:07.880 That's like Icelandic from some sort Like what did you say, Aaron? You 547 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:12.000 said it? I know, I said it, liked three minutes ago. 548 00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:16.840 I said his partner? Yeah, like partner, I said, was his 549 00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:20.159 partner? No? No, no, you said his name a minute ago. 550 00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:24.440 That's why I was afraid to ask this question. Handcuffs Victor h Ury. 551 00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:29.239 Oh no, I don't ever written down anywhere. You absolutely said his 552 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:35.239 name. I did hear earlier because I love the game Command and Conquered Too, 553 00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:39.320 Red Alert Your's Revenge. Amazing game. I thought I was. I 554 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:45.559 was just saying I had a year innate. But all right, yeah, 555 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:51.599 all right. Question number two, what is Arnold posing as in the bath 556 00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:58.320 house at the beginning of the movie Joe Stell steel worker? Oh? Can 557 00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:04.039 you get any closer than that? Air? Ohait naked new No? All 558 00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:07.559 right, no, he's right, he's right, But like they say, 559 00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:09.840 foundry worker in the movie. Yeah, no, okay, all right, 560 00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:15.639 that's Joe. Okay, all right. Question number three, what is the 561 00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:22.480 room number that just three? Nope? Aaron, Oh that is want to 562 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:29.360 hear the question? Question ahead? What is the room number that Roasta gives 563 00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:32.920 to the clean heads to trick them? Wait? I don't know, I 564 00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:36.760 don't know, Joe, God damn it. I mean, can I guess 565 00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:40.400 again? Yeah? Three? H two? Yes, that's correct. I 566 00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:47.920 probably should just went one down or one yes, whatever. Anyway. Number 567 00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:54.440 Question number four, I guess what political crime did Abdul Elijah commit to end 568 00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:58.920 up in prison. Aaron, wait, he just robbed a bank, he 569 00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:01.800 said, yep, that's correct. Okay, it was a joke, okay, 570 00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:05.519 because he said he was a political criminal. And the Arnold's like, 571 00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:08.800 what what was your political crime? Because I robbed a bank? Yeah? 572 00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:15.360 Question number five, according to Belushi's character, what are the four major food 573 00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:21.880 jokes? Joe? Coffee, donuts, hamburger, and fries. That is 574 00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:28.239 correct, Coffee, French fries. He does say French fries, you know, 575 00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:32.960 half a point, but that still gives me enough. Yep, he's 576 00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:37.800 still beating you. All right, that's it? What you got another one? 577 00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:40.360 Or I mean, I have another one in but we didn't need it. 578 00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:45.159 How did the Russian nurse kill the other Russian? Joe? Wait, 579 00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:51.440 Joe uh injected an air bubble into their vein? Yep, yep, correct. 580 00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:54.760 Joe gets extra got distracted because I was thinking about that Russian nurse. 581 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:59.079 I was like, but I was like, oh my god, oh man, 582 00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:01.079 it's a guy. And then I was like, oh if I ca 583 00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:06.199 now, okay, when the big man was killed, you must have wounded 584 00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:12.320 it. It's blood, wasn't the leaves? If you please we can kill 585 00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:19.480 it all right, and let's get to the irons pumped. So we're gonna 586 00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:25.000 put this movie on a scale of one to five irons pumped. Please remember 587 00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:30.039 that this is a scale just for Arnold movies, because for over scale, 588 00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:32.800 for all movies, they would all be fives because they have Arnold in them, 589 00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:45.239 even sabotage. So, Chris, what say you? This movie is 590 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:50.320 in particular like this movie? It is definitely the kind of movie that you 591 00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:55.880 expect Arnold to be in. Yes, but the action is not very good 592 00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:02.360 and he doesn't get any good lines or like, I don't know, So 593 00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:07.920 like I'm gonna give this movie a two point zero because again, this is 594 00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:13.280 the kind of movie that he would normally go in. But I do feel 595 00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:17.960 like his charisma and artleness is like actively being hindered here because they told him 596 00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:22.039 to play it super straight, and so it just doesn't line up with all 597 00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:28.000 the other like eighties action movies that he was doing. So yeah, two, 598 00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:35.800 you basically said everything I wanted to say. This is like prime Arnold, 599 00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:39.320 as in, this is when Arnold was in his prime, not this 600 00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:45.280 movie. So yeah, I mean, he's in his prime, but they're 601 00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:51.000 not using him maybe that that there'd be some levity with James Belushi, but 602 00:46:52.199 --> 00:47:00.159 it really wasn't because he's not that funny. Yes, they could have. 603 00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:05.599 They could have done like if they wanted Arnold to just be stoic, you 604 00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:08.480 know, it could have been. It's hard to compare any movie against Orminator 605 00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:12.960 two in Arnold ways, but like they could have, you know, did 606 00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:15.840 a little bit more of that, like more like the Fish out of Water 607 00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:21.400 or whatever. That said. Overall, it's not like a bad movie. 608 00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:27.400 I probably won't watch it again. I'm like at a hotel and there's like 609 00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:32.039 eight channels and it's on the other that are like, uh, I don't 610 00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:37.599 can't think of either that or like Jurassic Park three. Then I'm fucking I'm 611 00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:40.280 watching this ship again. I can tell you that much rather watch Jurassic Park 612 00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:53.119 three. Well yeah, that's why no one likes you. Trust just kidding. 613 00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:57.159 I like you. So all that said, I'm gonna give it a 614 00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:00.159 two, all right, uh see, I I I agree with Chris or 615 00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:02.559 I don't know Saturday. I was trying to figure stuff out here. We 616 00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:07.840 both said the same thing. Okay, they strip him of everything that makes 617 00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:09.719 him charismatic, which again like we said during the production episode, and we 618 00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:14.559 said during the summary he should have liked the director, And well, I 619 00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:16.639 guess the director is a writer. He should have fucking known better, like 620 00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:21.239 unless, like we said, he's never seen any of Ourlands movies. That's 621 00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.280 why people like him. But you took everything out of it. And if 622 00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:29.000 you're gonna do that, you need to bring someone in like Eddie Murphy to 623 00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:32.639 even it out. Yeah, someone charismatic as hell, and Jim Belushi, 624 00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:40.079 isn't it at all? Like he, I don't know, they this isn't 625 00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:45.800 This isn't Jim Carrey and Eternal Sunshine or even like Truman Show, you know, 626 00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:50.320 or you could just not make it a comedy at all, but then 627 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:53.480 your action and your plot has to be so much better than what you gave 628 00:48:53.559 --> 00:49:01.320 us. But he they it the movie got and I guess screwed by the 629 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:06.280 fact that it was like pushed as a comedy, which again, like I 630 00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:08.159 get because that's how they pushed a lot the forty eight hours and it worked, 631 00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:12.639 but it did not work for this one. And yeah, it's it's 632 00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.920 fine as an actually it's not even fine as an action. It's just kind 633 00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:20.159 of boring. Yeah, it's exactly. It's I don't know. I really 634 00:49:20.239 --> 00:49:22.280 wanted to like this movie going into the cast, which is it feels like 635 00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:27.840 a waste because the cast is like, they've got some awesome people in the 636 00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:30.719 cast. You've got funny people too, like Laurence Fishman definitely knows how to 637 00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:36.400 do comedy because he's like in Blackish, he's fucking great and if you get 638 00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:39.840 like write him correctly. Uh, and you know Peeb's playoffs, he knows 639 00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:46.440 how comedy Pere Boile does. It's just anyway, I looking at my scores, 640 00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:47.679 I was like, I'll give it a two, but I'm like, 641 00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:52.840 there's no way I'm gonna rate it above which one was it? It was, 642 00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:57.360 uh Hercules and it's it's probably around the Hercules in New York, Maggie. 643 00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:00.840 It's around that. I'd say, like, I can't rated above a 644 00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:05.239 row deal because at least Rod Dea was. I mean, I wasn't a 645 00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:07.199 big fan of that either, but it was more enjoyable than this, I 646 00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:10.960 guess definitely. I don't know, but yes, I'm gonna go one point 647 00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:16.719 five with this. So that is gonna leave Red Heat with a rating of 648 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:25.360 one point eight three three three three three well, you get the idea, 649 00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:30.280 Oh God, someone smack him on the head. He's stuck him glitching. 650 00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:35.800 So with the rating of one point eight three of three, that is going 651 00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:38.199 to put it right below Hercules in New York, which is at a solah 652 00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:42.559 two, and right above Batman and Robin, which is at one point six 653 00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:46.440 six. So it still makes it better than Maggie, Sabotage, the Villain 654 00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:53.840 and Aftermath, but below Raw Deal, Collateral Damage Conan the Barbarian. However, 655 00:50:54.360 --> 00:51:00.239 the uh just quick reminder the top of the list, we still have 656 00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:02.119 Predator at it as a four point six, Running Man is a four point 657 00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:07.039 three to three, and Twins as a four point one two five. Also 658 00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:14.119 a reminder that it's more Arnoldy than those last five movies. It's not necessarily 659 00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:16.840 better than all of those other movies. Yes, I would probably rather watch 660 00:51:17.000 --> 00:51:22.519 like a Maggie. Yes, I I mean, I I think I might. 661 00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:25.320 I think I prefer the Villain over that too. I might watch the 662 00:51:25.360 --> 00:51:30.880 Villain again before I watched Horse, That damn Horse. Oh yeah, I'd 663 00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:35.519 watch Batman and Robin before I watch Redheat again. Oh, absolutely, I 664 00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:39.239 mean to be fair, Batman and Robin is more arnoldy than see. That's 665 00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:42.960 why I'm like, we need to update this list again. But that's just 666 00:51:43.039 --> 00:51:46.280 me messing with it. Maybe we'll do it again at the very we could 667 00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:51.039 do that at different Yeah, at the very very very end before we do 668 00:51:51.119 --> 00:51:53.719 the last movie. Yeah, but we have to. I want to watch 669 00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:57.159 the movies again, like Coletal Damage. I want, I really want to 670 00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:00.960 watch again. And just just for our listeners, our last movie will be 671 00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:07.079 just as you expected, Killing Gunther. Just be prepared for that one. 672 00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:12.559 That's gonna be like an eight parter page, all right, and that's gonna 673 00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:19.519 do it. For a coverage of Arnold's nineteen eighty eight action buddy cop comedy 674 00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:24.079 whatever Red Heat, please refresh your feed like eighty seven times a day. 675 00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:31.079 Also delete all the episodes and redownload whenever Bumper numbership a little bit. Yes 676 00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:36.400 that also, yeah helps. We haven't got a review on Apple podcasts and 677 00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.719 forever we will read that shit on here, so we'll do it famous. 678 00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:44.960 Yeah, so please do that. Spotify works as well. But our next 679 00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:52.400 movie, We've been covering Arnold's two thousand and three action say Fi vehicle I 680 00:52:52.400 --> 00:53:00.519 guess crane vehicle Terminator three rise of the machines. So yeah, I guess 681 00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:05.239 there's only really one thing left to say. See. If you enjoy our 682 00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:09.039 show, please consider giving us a positive review on Apple Podcasts or your podcast 683 00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:14.320 app of choice. You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram at the Potty 684 00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.840 Richter to make sure you never miss an episode. See You with the Potty 685 00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:22.440 Richter is a production of tape deck Media. 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