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won the freak. Rangers Astros is
Sunday night. Game starts at seven,

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so good full day of NFL watching. Cowboys don't play till Monday nights.

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You're kind of free on Sunday until
Rangers Astros at seven. Game two will

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be Monday in Houston at three point
thirty. Cowboys play Monday night about a

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seven fifteen kickoff usually, so you
know Monday's gonna be busy, hectic,

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afternoon. But that's that's good to
got us a break there. I'm stoked

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about this, and I didn't.
I haven't paid much attention to the rest

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of like what's going on in the
baseball playoffs, because you know you're in.

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It's like whatever I saw. The
Dodgers got beat out by the Diamondbacks.

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Okay, man, All year long, people are saying it's just the

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Braves. It doesn't matter. I
mean, the Braves are the best team

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in baseball. The Braves were eliminated
last night by the Phillies. Yep,

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so the Braves are done. So
I we know nothing when it comes to

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that, Like what you did for
one hundred and six two games kind of

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doesn't mean anything when you look at
a five game series where three wins is

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all it takes to move on.
I saw highlights of all that, and

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then I had this flash moment that
even if this series against the Astros goes

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great for us, right and he
advanced to the World Series, we are

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probably gonna have to have our Nick
Castillanos moment, Like the dude would hit

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multi home run games the last two
games. Yeah, and the dude who's

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been the most memed MLB player in
the last five years of no fault of

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his own. Yeah, all he
does is hit home runs. He just

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had another one. The other day. They were talking about Charlie Manuel,

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the Philly skipper for all those years, and he had a stroke or something,

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and they have the sat home run, Yes, and they show him.

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They show they like shout out to
Charlie Manuel, and they show him

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doing rehab and he's trying to walk
and he's got a bat and he's trying

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to like pretend to hit. And
the second they come back from Charlie Mannu

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Owl's recovery, nasty Nick smashes one
around. Another home run for Nick Castrianos.

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It's amazing, it really is.
We if we're lucky and get there,

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we're gonna have to very likely face
slick Nick. He's gonna hit a

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significant home run. As we talk
about the death of I don't want to

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predict anyone's death. I don't predict
another death. So our final four is

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Phillies, Diamondbacks, Astros range of
star power there with Philly with obviously Bryce

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Harper Castianos. If you want to
go that route, boy, the dive

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Backs, the team I can't tell
you much about I mean, huh the

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Diamondbacks. Yeah, that's one that
takes a little bit of work to go

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to read up on them. But
they were eight, I mean they were

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you know. So with this series
the Rangers, basically, let's start with

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a couple of things. The Rangers
scored a little bit more than the Astros,

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and we talk about the Rangers offense. The Rangers offense is great.

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If we're rounding up and down,
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So offense a wash. Starting pitching, if we're rounding up and down,

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both the Ras are a four.
Okay, the Rangers were seventh and starting

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pitching era the Astros were twelve,
we'll call that a wash. Okay,

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especially if we get Shirs Aer back
and John Gray even maybe maybe gotta have

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both of them. If we get
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fully call it I think a wash. I think it's advantage Houston for sure.

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If we don't have shirt Holds as
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one thing to you know, with
with the toolbox that they have to get

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past Tampa and Baltimore. But I
think they need I think they need more

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weapons to take this series. And
I think it's kind of contingent upon if

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these two guys snap back, if
you get Gray and Sureser, and there's

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a big there's a big risk in
adding Sureser, a big risk in adding

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him, because if he is effective
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two, and then somehow gets reinjured, guess what next year? No,

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No, you don't get to replace
him on in the World Series. Oh

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yeah, if for whatever reason he
you know, they advance. Okay,

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Yeah, it's odd that it's a
roster spot risk, is what I'm saying.

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That our next series and hopefully two
series might in a big way hinge

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on Max Schurzer. That's all you
trade for him, I guess, right,

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yes, And that should sound good, right, that should be a

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good thing. And I don't know
if it's just baseball pessimism and I'm just

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scared of him. I don't know
going out there and we'll see. But

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don't you also feel that, out
of all of their pitchers, the moment

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is not too big for him more
than any of the other ones should be.

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Yeah, he's a bulldog and he's
the best starting pitcher we have,

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right, Yeah, I meant at
his best, it's not well, I

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don't. It's close, but yeah, he's the dominant ace, big dog

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one, a bulldog that you need
in these things. It's allowed them to

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go a little unconventional in the bullpen
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with Martine Perez and yeah, he
can throw Cody Bradford in that boat too.

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You're now bulky. So if you're
telling me we got a slow rolls,

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we're gonna start Sureser, but like, hey, three innings and then

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we want to have him for later
in this series and maybe build up,

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then you can kind of go that
route. And saddling Sureser with Heeny is

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better than saddling Heeny with Dunning,
you know. So that's kind of a

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way to look at it too.
And they don't have to make this decision

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until Sunday on Max. Yeah,
yeah, ex active rosters at Saturday or

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Sunday Sunday is what i'mday. Yeah, And he did have a sixty pitch

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sim game and Bochie said it was
quote really encouraging. So do we think

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there's any chance that because we haven't
named our starter right for Sunday, our

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starter will be Jordan Montgomery. Are
you just saying that, I'm saying that

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I'm guessing. Okay, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I'm guessing because

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given that it was Tuesday night,
that we won Game three right Tuesday night,

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and that was Evaldi, I mean, that'd be normal rest for Evaldi

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to go Game two on Monday.
So I think we'll go Montgomery Eovaldi,

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and then on Wednesday. Hypothetically,
Max Scherzer could be your starter or John

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Gray. They're gonna have to smash
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I think their best case is that
you hope and pray that this offense,

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which got hot when the playoffs started, remains on those tracks. Man.

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Yeah, and Verlander is there game
on their game one starter. They've made

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the call on that. Yeah.
And then Framber Valdez too. We can't

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lose to a dude named fram that's
not even a real name, real person.

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I don't think Framburg Framber, that's
just an AI mistake. The it's

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a name that a guy gave his
daughter, but he really wanted a son

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and name him Fred. It's so
he said, it's like you're Amber,

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but you know what, You're not
just going to be Amber. Gave AI

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the news to come up with a
Latin picture's name that no one's ever said

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before. Framber Framber Framber. Oh, bullpens. The bullpens for the Rangers

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twenty fourth in the league. The
Astros were seventh. There's the advantage,

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the clear cut advantage in this series
is that Rangers can make up for it

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with good defense. They can and
big leads and the Astros big big,

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big leads, big leads, And
it means it's like the Cowboys. The

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Cowboys need a big lead, right, It's done the same thing. Get

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ahead. Yeah. The good news
is and if the Ashers have home field,

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like you would like to have home
field, clearly whatever. Ashers were

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kind of crappy at home this year. They were thirty nine and forty two

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thirty on the road. They clean
house on the road, and that that

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home record was an improvement for where
they were in the middle of the season.

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They were really, really bad at
home for a long time. It

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was a joke in the first two
months of the season like they're gonna miss

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the playoffs because they can't win at
home. Rangers had a plus thirty six

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run differential on them and the Rangers
a lot of that might be Okay,

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they smacked the ball around a lot
of that too. Might be your run

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differential is really good when your losses
are a lot of one run loss offs.

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Yeah, because you're bullpen blew it. Chapman's what I'm worried about.

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There's history here, obviously without two
v but or oldest Chapman against Houston a

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five point five to five era.
There are no signs that any of this

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is going to be better. Traditionally, I look at stats against a certain

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team and kind of throw that out
the window, like, okay, whatever,

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you can pile that. What matters
is the next series. But he's

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looked like garbage, and he's going
to a and he does seem like a

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mental head case at times, and
it kind of like, yeah, I

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don't know if I want him pitching
at all this series. And then you'll

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get to a point where like it'd
be nice if we had someone who threw

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the ball hard. Yeah, someone
wing at one oh one. Yeah,

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So he'll he'll be on the roster
because he has to be. I still,

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the more I watch, I just
think that the whole team is like

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he's vaguely aware that he's on the
Texas Rangers right now. He's hardly knows.

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Like he's played on all these teams, he's just and even the rest

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of the team is like he doesn't
know what he's doing. He just goes

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out there and wings it and he
either pisses us off or it happens to

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go over the over the strike zone
and then it's good. I don't know.

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It just seems like the oddest relationship, like and a lot of it

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is the eye rolling and there whoever's
playing catcher at the time. After the

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after he threw like two or three
balls, he's kind of like, god,

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what. No one knows what to
say to him. There's nothing you

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can say to him. It's the
one time we've seen Bochi like look,

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yeah, I don't know, visibly
frustrated with one of his players. It's

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probably because knows I can't do anything
to take him out. I don't know.

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It was like, I ain't going
out there. What am I gonna

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say? Seriously? What what?
What is a pitching coach gonna say to

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Chapman? Right to most pictures,
Mike Maddox I think has that soothing,

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calming voice that's perfect. He did
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a translator in Game three against Baltimore, and they were laughing, like I

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like Madics always. If anybody can
connect to this guy, that's probably more.

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That's probably less about. Okay,
here's what you need to do.

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Your mechanics are a little off.
No, that's just take a pause because

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you're throwing one oh three three feet
above your catcher's head and you completely lost

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the strike zone. I think you
go out there just to make him pause,

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not to even say anything. No, there's nothing you can say.

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All you can do is this will
take another two minutes that maybe hopefully he

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takes a breath. But then the
next one goes telling the translator did you

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tell him to get his ass in
gear? Translators like absolutely, and translator

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says nothing of the sort, because
Eraldus Chapman has gun charges in his past.

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Like you don't hear some bochy audio
A couple things, one involving the

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buttocks scandal. JJ, if you'll
creak me up, don't replay this from

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the other night. This is after
game three. Uh, let me unmute

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it. Here we go saying I
need to know right now, hegi,

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what's the number on your ass?
Right? Okay, so that what's the

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number on his ass? He was
asked yes to day's press conference. This

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is from the Twitter feed of our
friend Stefan Stevenson. Stefan versus text.

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Some things are sacricine in this clubhouse. That's That's where I'll leave it down

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the road. Yah, I'll talk
about it a little bit right now.

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Now, I have to keep that
one to myself. Okay, So he's

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not gonna tell us what is on
Hedgie's ass. Austin Hedges the third catcher.

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They traded cash considerations for you know
what, the deadline and he's on

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the roster. Yeah, that's so
funny. I mean, if I'm or

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Garver, I mean, yeah,
I don't know. Is weird. He's

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not really going to play. He's
there to be a pictures the open.

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If have a fourteen to two league
in the eighth, yeh, let's bring

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in Hedgy in his butt tattoo.
Like I always think of Major League with

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the uh the owner girl and they
take the pieces of her off. Yeah,

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so it's something sort of like that, something bad, kind of like

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maybe whoever lockers next to him drew
a one on his ass? Yeah?

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When they won the first playoff game. Yeah, and he's like, dude,

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stop it, and then hey,
I drew I drew one win on

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Hedgey's ass, Like it's something that
don't I hope it's way more than the

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eight balls tattoo. Okay, stop
saying that. The other guy yells,

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we got it, we need eight
more. I agree with nobody says eight

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ball. He doesn't have an eight
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I hope it's not that though.
That has been a theory that's been

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thrown out by you two. Yes, that doesn't mean you can keep repeating

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it as a viable theory, the
only one. Just some people on Twitter

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have been mounting that around too.
But yeah, yeah, okay, this

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is on tensions between Rangers and Astros
and Gell is something that goes with this

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after I think you move forward,
I don't. I mean it's there's a

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lot of intensity when you have and
I say we're rivals. Yeah, there's

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gonna be a lot of intensity involved
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happen. It won't be lasting the
last time it happens, I'm sure,

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but right now, Okay, So
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big thing that happened involving Astro's catcher, Martin Maldonado, and there is some

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kind of throwing at each other a
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on, you know, back and
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all one hundred and sixty two games, was ejected from a game in July,

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and he scored after a dolly hit
of grand slam. He scored,

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and he looked at Martin Maldonado and
he shushed him, and Martin Maldonado was

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talking back. And Martin Maldonado is
a kind of a known instigator and he's

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not there everyday catcher, but he's
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there's a little bit of throwing back
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bit of a benches clearing situation in
July. Nothing like Banister and aj Hinch

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pointing at each other's face because of
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But there's a little something there that's
been brewing, and Doli Scarcia's got

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to do it a little bit of
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does, which is great. It's
there's something there. Heene hit jord On

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Alvarez on the shoulder and then Alvarez
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been some stuff. This is where
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to delete her Twitter account thing.
I didn't know this. So the guy

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that runs her Tato barbecue at the
ballpark, Brandon Hurtado, I guess his

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pit boss at the game where they
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this. Mastros fans were just like
mean, and then her Tato ended up

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tweeting. In an interview, he
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out in handcuffs, fights breaking out, people READO our employer. He's at

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the stand. So it's a rough
series all around. Then he tweeted,

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Astros have the worst fan base in
any Major League sport anywhere. And I

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used to think the Giants were bad, and I think you're the New York

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Giants. Astro's fans responded to that
tweet from Brandon Hurtado and started flooding Yelp

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with terrible reviews of her Tato barbecue. That's such dirty pool. That is

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dirty play. Don't mess with the
man's pocketbook. I like, whatever you

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do, respect a man's woman.
And respect a man's pocketbook. Don't go

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to yelp and trash a business,
especially if it's barbecue. God, that's

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sound screwed up. Because if if
you were in some city far away and

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you looked up and you wanted some
food and one place had a three point

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four and the other place had a
four point eight, I would go to

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the four point eight. Like it
couldn't matter. It could. It absolutely

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does matter, and it's probably unfair
that it matters. Yes, And I'm

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the idiot for letting it matter.
I think we all are though we're conditioned.

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You know, it's what's there,
it's in the phone. I'm going

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to leave a bad review of yelp
on yelp. Okay, you know,

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oh good idea, giant brain,
think about it. Leave a bad review

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of the Houston Astros on yelp.
Then their place will be empty by the

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time Dingu gets done with them.
One review. There are a bunch of

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cheaters, Star. I took a
lot of heat. Not heat, but

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you know a lot of people coming
at me a little bit on Twitter yesterday

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based on the idea of like,
there's no proof of the alto ve button,

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and I was like, if y'all
want to live in a world where

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we're just going to go by the
words of an MLB investigation, MLB,

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the last thing they want is for
one of their star players and announced that

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he was wearing a buzzer. Stupid, take your shirt off six months after

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it happened, and there was no
buzzer, so he didn't have one.

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But did he have assist he didn't
want everyone to see. Yeah, he

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was freaking out about the idea of
his shirt being and six years ago.

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I'm not trying to do that because
in a way, Rangers fans going well,

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you cheated six years ago is the
same as Astro's fans going, well

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everyone does it? Like we should
really lock in on what's coming up?

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What about is them? It's the
best defense for anything. Maybe he has

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a triple nipple? Oh ann you
know you know who? Oh Harry Styles

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has a triple nipple? Does he
really third one? Yeah? Are you

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sure? Is it right next to
one of these or is it right in

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the middle. It's actually honest,
Penis you're weird. I said are you

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sure? And you immediately said,
yeah, no, he doesn't. It

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doesn't. Is there a picture of
it? Yeah? It doesn't. Oh,

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I don't know if there's a picture
of it, but he has a

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third nipple. A nipple on his
penis sounds like something my toddler would say,

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I have a nipple on my penis. No, no, he has

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four nipples. Sorry, he has
four nipples. Harry Styles is a cow

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full utter. Okay, I just
looked up celebrities with a third nipple.

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Can you name any other celebrities with
a third nipple? Matthew Perry, well,

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he's not on my little list that
showed out, But Harry Styles is

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four, as is Mark Wahlberg.
Okay, Bill Paxton, Oh, the

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late great Bill Paxton, legendary Wilson, till the Swinton. That lady from

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the uh Frona, That lady from
the Total Recall Movie had three Okay she

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did, Okay, lady, that
actress will probably be on here. But

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zach Efron is the star of the
new Iron Claw and Shirt off the whole

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movie. He's got a tryboob.
Do you think they're cging it out?

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They have to also Carrie Underwood three
nips on this quick unconfirmed list of celebrities

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with a third nipple. If Till
the Swinton has three nipples. Then Tom

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York has three nipples because they're kind
of the same person. I would not

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be surprised at all that till the
Swinton would have a triple nipple. No,

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not at all. See I'm seeing
a picture one it's just sounds like

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a you have a mole. See
this is stupid. Here's here's Mark Warberg

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with a shirt off. He's got
regular nipples and he happens to have a

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mole beneath like one of them.
And we're gonna just point at this guy

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and say, triple nipple. Oh, Harry styles mite four And that's real.

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That one he can he can disperse
milk out of it too. Yeah.

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The third one, it's a fully
functional female breast. It's crazy and

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it's you know, who do you
think any part of We were having such

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good, really elevated intelligent ranger talk. Yeah, like really good stuff,

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and then it happened. This happened. Whatever do you think of that of

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stuff? Anyways, take no pride. We know Jose Brao is not wearing

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an electrical device because his jersey is
half off. Anyway. Yeah, that's

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a scary looking dude. Are We're
all gonna be scared of him. He's

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been beasting too, and his jersey
is unbuttoned half more than halfway chains.

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He's got a little Captain Lou Albano
bits and the beard. He's got a

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rubber band and some sort of tale. He's a frightening man, and we're

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all about to go to bed with
nightmares about Jose Brave after Sunday. I

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think there's always one guy that they
come up to the plate and you're like,

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oh god, that's how about three
or four of those guys. But

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Jordan Alvarez, every time you're like, he's gonna get a walk or a

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home run or double the gap,
he's not getting out. And that's maybe

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how teams feel about facing Corey Seeger. Yeah, you know, but that

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is happening, and so they can
match that a little better than the Orioles

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can. Mike, we're gonna push
our frinkle spot back to after the scuttle

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butt A right, We're gonna do
that, and coming up next it is

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the scuttle but a huge event happening
tomorrow in the daytime in the morning.

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I'm gonna let you know what that
is next. On ninety seven to one, The Freak