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Tuesday, two twenty. How's everyone
doing. Let's get it on. We're

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at a party today, Part two
of the presidential explosion coming at you.

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At nine yesterday we learned the fifteenth
president, James Buchanan, might have been

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a gay man. What other fun
facts will you find out? At nine

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o'clock today? Eight thirty The daytona
downbeat. What a night last night in

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Great America at the Great America's Race? What right race? Great American Race?

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Soft car racing. Yeah, well
that night, it was a night.

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I spent four or five hours with
the NASCAR yesterday and it was awesome.

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Okay, it was great to have
on a weeknight. It was absolutely

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awesome, And the fact that we
were invested in it to a certain degree

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made it even so much better.
I understand why everybody gambles, because it

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definitely adds a real serious connection to
what you're watching. The list of who

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we all had, and then checking
the damn scoreboard, and unlike like Formula

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one or other disciplines of racing,
it doesn't they don't fluctuate like this.

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But your guy can be in twenty
eighth and the next thing you know,

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he's in the top ten. It
happens fast. When those pit changes happen,

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you knew that stuff was happening too. In the last hour, you

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always know that it's going to ramp
up. People are getting aggressive and making

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moves. It's kind of just like, as long as you don't get in

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a wreck in the first four hours
of the race, you're good, especially

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if you're like an established team and
driver like I had Kezilowski and you had

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Blaney, both great and they were
in the late twenties, you know,

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with twenty five laps to go,
and I'm like, it doesn't matter,

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it's fine. They know what they're
doing. They got this thing gassed up

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and timed out. They know how
to peak late. And even if you're

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pinned in the back of the field, doesn't matter. You're cool if you

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if you have a good team.
Now, if you have a no name

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and you're in the middle of the
back of the field, you're in trouble.

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And in one Gibbs I'm just kidding
it, and in one fell swoop,

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the entire new line of Forward production
models gets eliminated. Do you believe

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that it's funny? I think I
mean not that it was. It wasn't

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much of a call. I mean, you know it's coming, but I

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text you guys, I'm like,
the big one is incoming or the big

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one is imminent and before our responses, you know, like within a minute.

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At one three, I think that's
seven or eight. Yeah, seven

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laps to go, right, Yeah, well I'm at one hundred and ninety

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three miles an hour. But also, yeah, it's just chaos. I

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couldn't drive with those guys because I
hate tailgaters. Oh my god, yours

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so much tailgating in that race.
Tailgating. I don't think, hey,

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get off my ass. Isn't there
like a three second rule to make a

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safe stop now you're supposed to adhere
to on the road. It's funny they

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just completely ignore that rule. They
get to about the leaders like throttling down

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and just kind of like slowing things
down a little bit. Yeah, when

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they need to maybe save a little
gas or whatever. Uh. But really,

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I think the highlight of that segment
might actually tell us a little bit

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about the winter. It's a little
bit of an interesting story. Yeah,

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but we've got to make a phone
call to Pennsylvania in that segment as well,

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to Ron Gilligan. If you don't
know who Ron Gilligan is. That

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means you missed yesterday's show, which
we were on the air. I saw

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some numb nuts on the internet saying
that we weren't on the air, and

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I just want to tell that guy
to go to well. It's just an

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honest mistake he made. I think. I don't think they send him to

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an eternity of hell, fire and
damnation because to Dante's ninety missed Monday's President's

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Day Show. I'm just saying,
don't go bitch about something online. If

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you don't know what you're talking about. I think you get a little worked

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up to people bitching. Yeah,
you do misinformed. It's fine because I

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see some of it and I hear
your reactions to it. It was one

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guy who was like, oh,
speakeas's off. What's this basketball? It's

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not an idea now. He said
the downbeats off, and I take offense

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to that. He might have misspoke. Remember the downbeat used to be in

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afternoons. He probably got confused.
You know what, sir, don't go

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to hell. No, that means
he hadn't listened. He hadn't listened in

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seven months, and then he's a
worse person. Because of that. I

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know you're listening to what Kevin's saying
right now, but let me speak independently

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here. Not only do I not
want you to go directly to Hell and

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burn with Satan in the Lake of
Fire and the River Styx, I open

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my arms and embrace you and welcome
you back. I just I'm tired of

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picking up everyone's dog poop. You
know what I'm saying. Listen to the

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show people now, you can't yell
at them. He's a casual listener.

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Yeah, he may have if he
called our show the speake's here there after

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each other down be it's quite,
it's cool, it's casual. He didn't

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know. See, this is the
problem that you're run into when you work

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with someone who's never wrong, true, but who's often wrong a lot proven

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regularly. I don't know who's going
to do well the it's one of five

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hundred, that's a pat in the
prediction. That's not that'd be the most

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immediate thing I predict of. That's
not like, that's just gambling. That's

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not, but it's still right or
wrong. I'm wrong often when it comes

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to gambling. God, I lost
to my NASCAR DraftKings team as well.

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But I should have let our part
time aboard a Garrett money and on Garrett

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Wood, on that Garrett money.
Garrett would and on that because he's a

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NASCAR nut job apparently like he's he
loves racing, he loves racing, he's

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a good American like me. Should
let him fill out my DraftKings team and

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make a little money. Uh is
Jerry going to have to put his DNA

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in a cup? Seven thirty?
Do you have the answer? Not yet?

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Seven thirty's got an hour and a
half to figure it out. Let

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me call the judge. Oh yeah, well, I was finishing, my

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Ron Gilligan thought, the guy who
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and Dale Earnhardt walked up up to
him. How old are you at that

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time? Fifteen? No? Well, high school thirteen fourteeneen, teenager hitting

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puberty, just now having his first
dreams of lust. Yeah. The image

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of uh, what's her name?
Lily tom Tomlin dancing in my head.

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Had recently watched nine to five,
and instead of Dolly or Jane entering his

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brain, he got Lily. Yeah, I fixated on the gettable one in

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my head. Dolly and Jane that
has served you well in life, right,

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which is just so wild to us
that somehow you ended up where you

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are now. Yeah yeah, third
best get what I am for? Uh

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yeah, it's a string of Lily
Thomlins until he met Christine, I know

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he was. Then he got the
Golden Eagle. Wow, of course no.

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I it's not like he's scheduled either. We don't even know Ron Gilligan's

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gonna answer no, no, but
we feel like he will. But it

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is funny. I've been telling that
story since circu days. It's it's funny,

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you know, it's interesting, you
know, especially we found a guy

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on the internet yesterday. Yeah,
and then his company answered the phone.

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He just only talks to people by
appointment, like I'm not to about ten

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people. This is actually very interesting. I mean, I think if we

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tell the story, it's it's pretty
interesting to anyone here and it live.

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But like one guy texted in yesterday, oh my god, they found n

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Gillig, like he's been invested in
the Ron Gilligan story for twenty years.

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People want to know. I'm worried. Okay, let me there's a maybe

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a three percent, two or three
percent chance that I gave it to somebody

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else that I worked at that golf
club with, and not Ron Gilligan.

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Well, I'm just this is what
I was concerned about last night. But

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I'm I'm then I'm like, no, it was definitely him. Who did

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you give it to? Greg Simpson? What are their normal names? Let

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me tell you. Let me tell
you only because I happen to know you

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guys have nothing planned for the remaining
twenty minutes. I actually something you do.

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Oh yeah, is it good?
Yeah? Oh no, it's the

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porn thing that's not that good.
Wells in peace. So this ten seconds,

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I got a pit passign by Daleerenheart
and the original Dalearenhart and Richard Petty

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and gave it to a coworker minded
a golf course I worked at in Sarasota.

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His name is Ron Gilligan. He
said he liked NASCAR. These are

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his two favorite drivers, Like,
oh sure, let me see if I

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can help you out, and now
that thing is quite valuable and whatever.

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But I still don't even regret giving
it to him. I think he was

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very happy at the time. And
we've tracked the guy down and we called

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yesterday to his office and he was
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He would have been there had he
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But he's supposed to be back today
in office, so we're gonna call him

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today. And I don't know,
see if you were miss chance, he

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doesn't remember, you know, might
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think either of those are the case. I'm ninety eight percent it was him.

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I can't imagine him not remember owning, even for a short period of

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time of something that unique, right, Yeah, But anyway, the course

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we worked that was called Laurel Oak
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you'll find this interesting two minutes from
now, carry on. So the nice

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golf course one of my first jobs. One of the members there was a

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young woman named Monica Sellis. Oh
wow, the tennis legend stabbed the stabbed

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on court by some German dude walked
up and stabbed her in the back of

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the neck while she was sitting in
her chair between between games or sets.

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Anyway, she had a big house
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I never even saw her, but
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her rackets. I mean, they're
proud to have her as a member,

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and it was cool you get see
your house. Oh my god, this

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is when it was her Stuffie Graff, you know, like Chris Martina hingis

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like these girls dominated tennis. I
mean she was there were no names.

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Oh one of them arguably one of
the biggest female athletes on the planet and

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a big athlete. We don't have
that in women's tennis anymore, do we.

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I mean once the Williams is Kaitlyn
Clark right now, yeah, Kaitlyn

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Clark. But that's fair. It
was like back then you could name off

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the top of your head, could
list like ten ladies. Yeah that were

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world famous. And Kaitlyn Clark is
very domestic, yeah not international. Oh

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yeah. But anyway, Monica Sella's
had a golf bag in you know,

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we take care of all the members'
bags, and it was cool to see

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her name on the tag. I
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bag. She never once played golf
again, never saw her, but you'd

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see the see your bag, and
she had have golf, golf and stuff.

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Anyway, There's this real old guy
named Aubrey who worked there and he

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had a wooden chair, right,
and Aubrey hated me because I was a

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complete smart ass high school kid and
didn't. Yeah, no, I believe

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it or not, big pain in
the ass. And I was sitting in

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a in Aubrey, who already hated
me, in Aubrey's wooden chair, leaning

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back like it wasn't fit to handle
my power or weight. The moment that

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the Orlando Magic won the NBA Draft
for the rights to get shack, and

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I was so excited I kicked back
on the chair and his wooden chair disintegrated

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underneath me. Okay, and Aubrey
because we got shack. And I remember

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screaming, we got shack. The
little Magic have shack. And I was

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so excited I disintegrated Aubrey's chair and
he was so mad at me that I

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disintegrated his wooden chair, and he
had already hated me. He told the

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assistant pro that I stole Monica Selas's
golf clubs and that's what got me fired

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from Laurrelo Country Club. You're kidding
never to see Ron Gilligan again? So

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hell so he just flat out lied. You gotta ask Ron Gilligan when we

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talked to him. Okay, we
can ask a few members Aubrey that well,

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because Okay, so like, no
investigation, no no evidence. You're

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the cart kids that you turn and
burn him anyway, It doesn't matter.

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We took Monica Selis's golf clubs and
sold them so much, and I'm like,

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they're not even gone right missing.
It may have been stealing balls out

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of Monica Selis's golf bag. It
yeah, that old boy that butt smashed

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machure. It brought my check hair. He stole Monica Shelis's golf ball.

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I think he was putting them up
his behind. He's a weird fellow that

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that Mickey brother ain't no better all
because of Shack, because of Magic got

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Shack. That a twisted tail.
That is a twisted tail is I'm on

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the Laurel Oak website too, and
all beautiful, isn't it? It is

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looking really nice. Just think,
if Shack had not been drafted by the

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Magic, you could still have your
job. I could still work there and

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with Ron, or I could work
at Ron Gilligan Auctions. That one moment

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in life changed your trajectory forever.
It's called the butterfly effect, Franky.

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It is the butterfly fact. And
that's I find it infinitely interesting that ping

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pong ball popped up Houston Rockets instead
of the Orlando Magic. Yes, just

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think you might owe your illustrious radio
career to one Aubrey, who's in no

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way still with us. Oh no, I passed on pre No. I

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live in hill down here with that
listener KBO was mentioning earlier because I lied

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about the seller's golf back. I
shouldn't have done that, man, I'd

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love to get around of eighteen in
there. This place looks nice. Well.

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They wouldn't let us play very often, so I didn't mind getting fired.

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Went right across the street and got
a job at bent Tree. Worked

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there for years. Did they vet
you No, I said I'd never worked

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at a golf club before. Yeah, but there was a later on he

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got fired for lying, lying,
and that started that illustrious career there was

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and stealing the tennis racket of STEFFI
grad Across the street oftvent Tree, there

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was an old African American du named
Willy who ran the cart barn. I'm

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not doing any impressions of Willy.
Here's Danny Billis now. Willy loved me.

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He thought I was funny. Willie
might sound a lot like Aubrey if

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I were to do. But yeah, but Willy got mad at me one

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day because it was a Sunday of
a major and I was cheering for Ernie

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Els. You know, I don't
know anything. Oh, we don't cheer

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for the Assies. He's not an
Aussie. Oh he's not. No,

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what is he? Because Willie I
remember him saying, quit cheering for that

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South African mother f And I'm like, I don't know what that means,

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Willie. I don't even know what
South Africa is. Apartheid thoughts of Mandela

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apartheid. Well, there's white Mike, he's cracker. When will he taught

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me a lot? Oh? No, I bet Willie could roll a joint

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with one hand. He could roll
a golf ball with a putter. I'll

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tell you that. Yeah, Old
Willie rest in peace. Sorry, also

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dead, or I have an auctioneering
company, or Willie's got to be in

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heaven by Gotta find Willie. Now
you're not finding will really soaring with the

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angels. It's right, you need
to find the ghost of your past forever,

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dude, this is your life.
Management would love that. God.

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I was listening today and you guys
had on some ghosts. What's that about?

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No one. No Sarasota radio dials
across the thew just turning off when

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they hearded the ghosts. It is. It is true. Doing Sarasota radio

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questionable. But if you incorporate shack
shack, you know Madela the news because

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they dunked on him, you know
that's over him. They jumped over exactly

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topical Zach and Shaq lives around here. It all makes sense. Okay,

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we're gonna tell you about a new
plane at six thirty. It's like twenty

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minutes away. The concord might be
coming back, my friends. No,

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it's not not the real concord,
not the real one. I think decommission

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that mint Knows experiment years ago.
They figured out a workaround. Perhaps they've

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so had some testing to do.
I thought we're closer than we've never been.

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Dudeff, this story is real,
which I think it is a real

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story. But if this actually manifests, you know, it's plain becomes something

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that is available commercially. Wow.
I can't wait to hear Kevin tell this

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story. And just what twenty minutes
I don't miss twenty minutes from right now

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blow your mind and the sound barrier
truly Yeah, some guys. So when

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I was ten, I gave my
mailman a Willie May's Rookie Gold card because

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he collected them. I have no
idea how much it's worth, nor do

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I care to look. It's true, you know, but that shows the

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innocence of youth. Sure me.
And this this fellow with a two one

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four phone number. Yeah, kindness
out of your heart because I know this.

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I mean a lot to this person. You know, I'm thinking about

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what the future value. Yeah,
you weren't thinking about how you could benefit

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from the autograph of Richard Petty and
Neil Earnhardt. No, and when I

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had all of the original Star Wars
characters action figures in nineteen seventy eight or

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whatever that was, I didn't think, you know what, it'd be a

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great idea. What And by the
way, what eight year old or nine

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year old is thinking what I should
do is put these in vacuum sealed bags

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and save them for fifty years about
this. No, what you should do

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is, hey, what if I
don't What if I don't unbox it?

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Yeah, because that's the real key. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Value if you never take it out
of the box. Yes, unopened and

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toy seal them. And you know
better than I do, because you know,

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you and cash are all dug in
with the collectible network. Is that

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the best way to preserve them?
You put them in like a zip lock

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and get all the air out of
it, because air is in water is

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what damages those things, right like
collectible toys. Yeah, well so if

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they're still new and sealed in the
original box is the But if you just

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throw the box in a garage,
it's going to deteriorate it. You want

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to preserve the boxes almost as much
as the content. Doing that, he's

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not ripping the thing out. I
mean, that's why they're valuable, is

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because they all get ripped open.
To me, so I don't know about

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preserving the box separately and then reputting
it in. But why didn't I just

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got by two and play with one
and then put the rest in bags and

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then store them. Was I had
all that stuff? But no, Luke

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Skywalker ended up getting his lightsaber chewed
off, probably by me, and then

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when I realized the lightsaber didn't come
out of his arm anymore, then he

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succumbed to the rest of my action
figures, which was typically in a fire

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of a gasoline and eighties. Yeah, terrible way to go after they'd banged

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Barbie. After he's sixty nine,
Lea. I was too young to know

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what any of that was that came
later. He still knew that they fit

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curiously well when inverted they locked together. No, I curiously well, speaking

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of sixty nine, when we have
a famous death that occurred last night,

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Kevin, Oh, we did.
I just actually linked it into the article.

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When you get when you said the
text that I just read the article

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here you had, Yeah, we've
lost our second one of twenty twenty four,

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our second notable one of twenty twenty
four in the world of porno.

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Cagney Carter dead at the age of
thirty six, son of a bitch,

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the Great Cagney Lynn Carter. The
early indications are suicide, which is tough.

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No, she's from Houston. I
discovered that she got her start working

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as a waitress at I'm Skin restaurant. She's just slinging chips and dips and

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margaritas for people, and then she
got a job dancing. And that's how

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you kind of get out of the
service industry. Well, that's how you

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get out of the food industry.
You start dancing, no, but okay,

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well a little bit. Her first
scene was with Johnny Sins. Johnny,

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since you guys know Johnny Sins.
Yeah, Danny, Mikey. She

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got in the game in two thousand
and eight. Johnny Sins is the incredibly

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a memorable male porn star, the
one who every like Veterans Day or whatever,

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they post a picture of thank you
to our service man, it's him

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in like a Camo outfit. And
then if someone wants to thank our doctors

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and first responders, it's him and
a doctor outfit. This guy ten,

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I didn't realize that was him.
Actually that's Mikey likes him because he's bald.

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Yeah, I prefer his work.
Yeah, it's more realistic. I

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mean that could be me. Is
he the most? The most is the

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one for thank you to our veteran? Oh my god, I always put

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the big yeah all right, JJ. Sorry. They sent the they sent

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the production designer to the Army Navy
store that day. He's like a forty

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two long. It's like, we
got sixty bucks for this whole thing.

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This ain't no pirates is Evan Stone
to me, he was the most practical

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one growing up, but I'm also
from a different generation. Then. The

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most popular one was probably Ron Jeremy
still because of his name, well John

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Holmes, probably Simon nor John Holmes. I don't know who's on Peter North

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or Ron Jeremy on the name recognition
list. He was like very He was

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a pop culture reference and he kind
of crossed over in a mainstream with like

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reality TV and in its earliest form
and stuff like that. Right, what

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a trash human? Yeah, garbage. Remember at the old station, he

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came up for some nighttime show with
this dude named Richard, Yeah, rich

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Big Dick Hunter's Wild Ass Circus,
And apparently Richard claims that he wanted food,

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and then they went to Chipotle,
and Richard said that he watched him

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eat two of the most overstuffed burritos
that you've ever seen in your life.

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Yeah, to the point where they
have to use like they try to wrap

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the first one and there's so much
crap in at the tortilla break, so

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they have to get another tortilla so
it's double wrapped. He ate two of

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them. Gosh, I eat like
half of one and fling the rest out

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of the window for the birds.
Yeah, nowadays Chipotle is a two mealer.

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Yeah, eat half wrap it.
He eat two of them and he

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said they had everything, like all
of the meats. Oh god, It's

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like when Rob Ryan ate the two
Jersey Mike. On one flight, I

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saw Ron Jeremy. I went to
the convention center, the porn Festival A

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or something there. No, it
wasn't the AVI and Awards, but it

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was some one of their cons you
know, Porn Gone, Yeah, Porn

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con. That was a big deal
in the city actually because the city officials

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trying to shut it down. I
remember that. Yeah. Yeah. And

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we had uh Augie Little Austin.
He was our correspondent and we sent him.

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He's, you know, diminutive kid
and real quirky, and we'd have

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him go ask weird questions of porn
stars and then we come pile it into

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a twelve minute audio bait. It
was great. Twelve minutes yeah, wow,

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Yeah, just a whole whatever.
They had him buckled into a thing.

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We tried to get him to ride
the cyby and there's like all this

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it's interactive fun at the porn convention. Yeah, but Ron Jeremy was there.

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I just remember he's on neurotic and
trying to get on his phone,

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probably trying to order chripotelet sits still. I'm like, this dude is weird

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and he is tiny height wise and
just a greasy man. Ye did did

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he die? No jail? Yeah, I know he's in jail for multiple

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yeah break charges. Well RP to
Cagney Carter, the star I've not married

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with the children triple x. Oh. She also won many awards Yeah,

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Best New Starlet in twenty ten,
Best pov Seen twenty ten, Best Boobs

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twenty fourteen, Best Boobs twenty eighteen, in Night Moves four years later,

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So she did good. She was
in. Also she won Best an Old

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Scene, Jesus Kevin ke Heaven and
Prince the Penetrator twenty twelve. That was

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the Urban X Award. So seven
wins, thirty seven nominations, thirty six

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years on this planet, Cagney Carter
killed herself, thirty six wrest in Power,

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