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Hey, look, how do we
start this episode? How do we do

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it? Like like a dog's getting
kicked to death? Make that noise?

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Or or wait wait, wait wait
do it again? Get you do it

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again? Or or listen, you
better listen to me. Next time dog,

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you fucking stupid piece of shit.
Next time you piss on my fucking

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bedsheets, I'm gonna kick you even
worse. Okay, I'm gonna kick your

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head loose. All right, You're
gonna be a pez dispenser by the time

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I'm done with you. You ready? Are you ready to listen to me

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now? Or or you sounds like
a response art mixed with the seal or

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something I don't know. Welcome to
the Seal Bird, Welcome to the Snark

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Tank Podcast. Are you eating?
What are you eating right now? Is

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that an orange? Mango? Oh? Mango? Mango? Oh? Man?

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Mango? Is one of those that's
one of those fruits that you can't

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eat quietly? Okay? Is it? That's like one of those words you

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gotta like. Oh. I think
it's they're soft enough, like they're not

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like your typical melon. That makes
a very delicious though, is what I'm

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saying. It's like you can't like
I love he'll be smacking and making yo.

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Hey check this out. Okay,
have you ever had green mango?

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Yeah, I'm certain, yeah,
absolutely, it's this ship. And then

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so so there's this weird conspiracy.
You know. I acknowledge that there's no

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way because the world does not is
not, you know, does not revolve

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around me. But there's things that
I love and as soon as I really

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take to them, they just disappear
off the face of the earth. Green

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mangoes is one of those things.
I used to buy green mangoes at the

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store. I would even buy sometimes
they would have the dry fruit and they

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would just like fruit roll ups.
They're gone, they just they I don't

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a normal stores that would go to, like Trader Joe's and whatnot. Uh,

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they're gone. Not you cheese,
there's a notre cheese that's straighter Joe's

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gone, face of the earth.
I can go on for fucking a long.

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The Traders by me has both of
those things. No, they don't.

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They do. They don't. I'm
not absolutely do if they have the

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Okay, so their mangoes from Trader
Joe's. Absolutely, I have absolutely gotten

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green mangoes tras every week, Like
if next time you're there. If they're

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there, then then I will lose
my fucking mind. And then also why

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you're there, look for Valencia oranges
because that's another I've never been an orange

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person. Oh man, I love
oranges, but Valencia oranges are like the

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sweetest, like the best oranges in
my opinion, and the same thing.

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They stop selling them everywhere, and
all they have is bitch ass like either

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Mandarin or Navel or whatever, and
that's it. And I'm like, what

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happened, dude? Sublancia is the
way to go, and they didn't just

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stopped. Is there really that is? Is there really that much of a

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difference between these fucking things. I
feel like it's kind of I have never

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I have I have What do you
mean a potato? Potato is a potato?

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No? No, I just don't
give it Like I don't taste.

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I don't taste the difference. I
want to like you don't. It's like

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when people It's like when people are
like, oh, Granny Smith apples versus

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like these other apples, and I
was like, they're all fucking apples,

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like they like, there's not They're
not different enough to warrant likes the idea

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of having preferences for different apples versus
other ones is fucking insane. All that

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I fucking fruit. I'll give you
the app only because I'm biased and I

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don't really fuck with apples. But
you're crazy. That's the variation of fruit.

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And every sort of thing is where
they're from. That's like this like

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wag goose steak, and there's like
different kinds of Steatre's like angus, there's

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different kinds of different states. Well
then what then you just don't care?

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That's what you mean. That's what
you mean what you actually made? You

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give a shit about the You're just
not smart enough at all. I feel

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like there sidges are broken. You're
like I can tell the difference. It

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all tastes between they. It all
tastes like chicken. Why does anybody care

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about difference? But potatoes, it
tastes like chicken. What do you mean?

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Potatoes all tastes like chicken. Every
time I have a fucking about potatoes,

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tato like chicken. What's the what
are you talking? It tastes like

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he's biting. He's biting the raw
potatoes like gusses bro. I'd be in

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really good shape if that were the
case, because I would only eat I

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would just eat the best, you
know, food in the world that's usually

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bitter fuck And if it tastes like
chicken, I'm winning. If if I

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had a superpower that was just to
make anything that I eat tastes like chicken,

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I would I would be so healthy. It's insanely wish I could.

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For me. It's celery. I
can't taste like nothing. It tastes terrible

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to me. What's it taste like? You as a faint taste terrible?

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It might be like a genetic thing. Man, it's a faint taste.

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People like, it doesn't taste anything. It's a very faint taste that once

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you get to the crack, it's
like it like it pisses something disgusting,

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and I'm like, this is so
bad, this is so bad. That

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is the craziest thing I've ever heard
of. Celery. Celery is the most

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tasteless thing. Celery is more tasteless
to me than fucking water is. So

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that's lettuce is more taste than celery. See, I have no I agree

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with that because like iceberg lettuce.
So people say lettuce doesn't really taste like

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much to them. But to me, and I think it's like I think

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it just depends on who you are. Iceberg lettuce has a very uh like

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a bitter taste to me that I
just do not like. It's one of

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those things where there could be like
a very small little piece of lettuce just

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placed in in a fucking in a
burrito, like it's so hidden in there

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and my tongue will find it.
It's one of those things where I'm like,

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oh, it's weird, it's it's
it's bizarre. I don't I can't

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explain it other than you know,
I don't know. Let me let me

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ask you. Let me ask you
a question. Yeah, if if I

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put if I just cut up apples
right like at random, like Granny Smith

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red delicious, fucking you know whatever, there's like a million other apples as

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well, it's just fucking absurd.
If I cut them all up in slices,

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mix them all up, and gave
you a slice of apples, would

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you be able to tell me which
ones were? What? If you mix

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maybe apples that way? But if
you just give me slices, I could

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probably identify some of them, a
good few of them good, Like you

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know the difference between like a red
Delicious and like a Granny Smith like taste.

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They taste very different, those particular
tastes very different, because maybe it's

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because I'm maybe see I'm slightly allergic
to fruit, and so like I just

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don't care, but I don't feel
like I don't remember. I think French

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fries like Delicious in particular taste like
app like redd is the apple taste the

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most basic apple tastes. But then
but then no, no, no,

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but then Granny Smith. Granny Smith
are tart they're tartan sweet. They're like

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famous the green ones they're tartan sweet. Then there's the Yukon golden ones.

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They have a very sort of bitter
taste. That's a that's a potato kon

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golden. Yeah you can't golden,
you can the golden there's a golden version

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of apple. Maybe there's a golden
apple. But yeah, but potato you

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got gold by the way, is
actually the best potato to fry for French

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fries. Usually that's the standards in
a in a fast food because what a

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lot of people use at home,
and they probably don't understand why they're their

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French fries are looking so brown and
gross is because they're using russet, which

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is like the baked potato fry,
and then they just turn really dark.

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So if you go to a lot
of like soul food places, like let's

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say, if you're ever below on
the roscoes, uh, they'll they use

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russet, which they dark. They
get very dark when you fry them.

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So a lot of people there is
a difference, like there's a difference in

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the flavor. And then obviously sweet
potatoes that's super obvious, like if you

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get like golden sweet, golden delicious, Like how they used the word delicious,

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like they just put some fucking adjectivity
good. No, they're good.

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There's fee there's no red delicious ones. I know what coach tastes I with

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gold gold delicious. There's honey potatoes, and there are the crisps. I

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like, like as far as potatoes, I'm I'm a big fan. I'm

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personally a big fan of Crustyns potatoes. Crust What the hell is that you

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know? That is it sounds like
you're gonna give me with one of those

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like these nuts things or something.
It's something gonna get me with one of

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those like the ligma I have ligma. It turns into a veloci wrapped in

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front of you. What do you
say? Crusty nas? What krusty nas?

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Potatoes? Crusty naser? What are
you saying? No, crusty nas,

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nasty nas? What is that?
What is everybody? Everyody the audience

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look up crying potatoes. I ain't
looking up whatever that is because it's probably

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something gross sounds. It's not from
it's not from anything. It's a real

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potato. I don't believe it.
Is it? Really? You? Just

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fucking how came when I it's nothing? Because it's clearly not. We gotta

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move on. There's nothing going on. In case you haven't recognized by this

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point in the episode, there's fucking
there's nothing going on. We scoured the

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internet for a while. There's fucking
nothing. Nobody important died. There's no

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like big like nobody like Apple didn't
unveil like a I don't know, like

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a aum cleaner that comes in you
like I don't know, like what there's

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there's There's very little little to go
on, So we're gonna probably do another

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episode another episode of just Question Led
A question Led discussion. Yeah, although

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I gotta be honest with you.
A lot of these. I don't know.

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Man, Hey man, I'm looking
at the list. I'm look,

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look, look, I'm looking at
a list of all these apples, and

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I've convinced half of these are made
up. They're simply can't be this many

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apples, like I just, I
mean, of course there are. It's

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but you know what I do,
agree that Luke cares. You know what

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I mean, Like it's what I
mean. The only three potatoes, like

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potatoes, like every kind of thing, whenever you're cookings or dishes, certain

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things are better certain dishes. That's
how food works, right, Like your

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red skinned ones are pretty good for
putting in roast and shit, there's seventy

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five there's seventy five, not seventy
five hundred varieties of apples. Yes,

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no, yes, no, they're
probably like they're probably like ten. There's

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probably like ten. Okay, i'll
give you ten max, but like seventy

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five hundred. No, that is
what that is. Listen, listen to

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what I'm saying. Hold on,
hold on, no, no, no,

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no, no no, no,
listen listen what this is. This

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is ten different types of apples with
with hundreds of varying states of like freshness

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and ripeness that they've like thrown into
a list. It's like, Oh,

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that's a fucking rancid granny Smith and
that's its own type of apples. Think

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I'm sick of this. I'm saying
of how many variations of an animal there

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are? That's just as dumb.
We don't we don't you guys, there's

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there's don't ever get it, donal
in comparisons, I get to animals and

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compared, they're not seventy five thousand, They're not seventy five hundred varieties of

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fucking cats. I'm sorry it was
not species, but there's a ton of

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cats, bros of dogs, there's
population population wise, yes, I'm talking

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about talking about Okay, so many
cats are for real, let's go through

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the list. Maybe there's a black, there's black, there's orange, there's

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there's black, there's orange. There's
tigers and lions, and that's it.

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That there's four cats, motherfuck up, stupid. There's nothing else this moment.

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How how are there four cats and
seventy five hundred apples? Yeah?

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And I really hope children don't listen
to us. I really hope there aren't

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children that are basically information in the
world. Plusibly listen to us and get

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all of their uh knowledge. There
between fourty to seventy breeds of cats.

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No, there isn't that many cats. Why I'm talking about That's what I'm

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saying. There's there's maximum under a
hundred types of cats. You're telling me

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there's seventy five hundred apples. There's
infinity billion dogs because people love fucking with

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dogs, but they didn't really breathe. Yeah, that's the only reason true.

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But its approximately four hundred. There's
too many. What there's more apples

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than cats and dogs combine. I
don't I don't buy that. I don't

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believe it's it's easier to control what
happens with a freaking apple. No,

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but what I'm saying, what I'm
saying is you know that there are two

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apples that are virtually the fucking same. Is nearly the same? Isn't the

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same? That's nearly the same.
I know it's stupid. I know it's

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dumb, But like, if you
ever ever look like fucking like colds and

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a variety of ship like that can
be variety of what you're looking a cold?

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You like the chart, I don't
know what you're talking about. Cots

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that help you have your DNA to
make it like, make make it so

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you have a functioning like proper self. No, I don't need I don't

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need protein. I don't know what
you're talking about. Damn Okay, I'm

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not even approaching, be honest.
I got toilet paper. I eat toilet

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paper and matches, and I make
sure I like them before I eat them.

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Light the toilet paper, but it
might see somebody light a matchine eating

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them them get the outs. We
just longer. I've been losing the weight

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I've been eating. I've been eating
lit matches. That's crazy. But would

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you mind getting up in please?
And they're like, what do you mean?

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Like you heard exactly what I said, matches in peace? Damn,

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that's crazy. Kind of communist fucking
country is this, man bigs. First

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they're toling us we can't First they're
telling us we can't drink two leaders of

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soda. Then they're telling us we
can't eat our matches. What the fuck

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is this? Big more? I
want to eat my matches and peace,

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you fucking not. I personally like
the Yukon gold because they've got a little

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spash to them. Hey, yo, I would fucking vibe you what happens

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is they just crossed because because think
of how many like, think of how

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big the planet is, how many
many kinds of soil there are? It's

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pretty small? How much like there's
only like three types of soil this motherfucker's

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watch, there's only three. There's
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Yeah, what different types. There's
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and then there's astro turk crab grass. It is in a type of grass.

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It's a type of crab. Oh
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Yeah, it's that grass is actually
one huge crab with a million with with

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two million legs. Only five types
of soil? Are you fucking oh that?

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That's actually kind of weird. What
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Bullshit? Clear, sand, silt, pleat? You know what this is

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like? You know what? You
know? You know what I think is

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going on? So so right now
we're discovering like a genuine conspiracy right now,

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because this does not add up seventy
kinds of cats, four hundred types

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of dogs, five types of soil, seven seven thousand types of apples.

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No, something's up, And I
think I think what's happening. It's big

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Apple. You know what's happening right
now is Big Apple. They're doing they're

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doing that thing. They're doing that
thing where it's like, you know how

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like some people are like, look
at how many impressions I get, but

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like impressions, but impressions mean fuck
out, Like fuck all. It just

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means people who have like seen your
tweet like scroll past, yeah exactly.

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Yeah, it's like I have eight
million impressions a month, but like you

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have like five comments or whatever.
That's what's going on. It's like they're

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trying to they're trying to inflate the
engagement of apples. They're like, look

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at how many different types of apples
we can make when it's really just like

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ten. Probably careful, Chris,
You're you're you're getting way too close to

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unraveling the conspiracy. Don't be surprised. I'm gonna get from President President Fiona

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Apple. Is gonna come kill me, President Fiona Apple? No, you

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might. You're probably gonna get some
allegations some some sexual assault allegations. Oh,

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miss Fiona Apple, not again.
That would be so devastating if like

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some if some massive celeby just singled
me out on the internet and just decided,

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you know what, I'm just gonna
lie about this guy that would be

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so devastated. And it was like
like like a Taylor Swift like like level,

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like We'll imagine if it was like
one of the most famous people in

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the world, Like what would you
do? What could you? Gets sucked

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up? That's fucked up because I
have a story. I've told the story

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about the podcast about how I ended
up at a party at Taylor's house,

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so she could theoretically like string something
say something like I remember this guy,

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he was fucking going through my underwear
and then he remember this guy, Wait,

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how do you know that struck me? What kind of fucking monster?

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What s your monster gets caught doing
that? Turns around and just slash.

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Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta know
you gotta get away of those pheromones to

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keep you going, you know.
Yeah, that's all it is. Greecher

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gets and panties and bark and snarls
at the person. Yeah, like you

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can sit on, you can scree, shot on, stetch, you can

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face. His face was priceless.
Dude, fucking releass rat do that fucking

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Italian rat. He's not man yeah. His last name is Delia. Not

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gonna be fucking I could be anything, but I think African almost said something

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berserk. It looks like it looks
like, yeah, yeah, let's just

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yeah, let's we're good. You
gotta get hit soon. That's it.

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Oh fuck God, I pray,
I pray it's gonna be. It's gonna

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be really funny. Should we have
should we have Chris? Should we have

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christ? Should we have Christaly on
the show? Yeah? Should I he?

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He looks let's just mess. Let's
we should reach out. We should

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reach out to him? Was like, listen, we're going to make fun

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of you for being a fucking creep
the entire time, but you want to

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come on our show. I wonder
how you were just fond to that.

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I like. I like a lot
of comedians, a lot of comedians out

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there that are like air quotes really
funny that I'm sure we could outpace.

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I'm sure. I'm I'm gonna say
something. I'm gonna say something right now.

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I don't I don't really like talking. Yeah, no, I agree

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with you, And that's what I
was going to preface this with. I

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don't really like saying stuff like that. However, if I'm honest. I

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was just talking. I was just
talking to my my friend that I grew

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up with. You know, I
met it when I was like five years

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old. I was just playing more
Combat one with him, and yeah,

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I just like, I just like, I just read this guy the other

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day. I'm even playing Mortal Combat
Combat one first one my life. We're

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playing Mortal Combat for unfucking sness,
and we were, okay, long story

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show. I was telling him the
same exact thing that YO most of the

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people that or at the top of
their game, and like in the circuit,

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I'm I was like, dude,
I think it you him, he

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and I and my other friends when
we're just fucking around playing like Mortal Komba

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Trilogy, it's like the funniest shit
I've ever like crying tears things and and

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I say, I'm like, dude, we're funnier than like most of these

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fucking people. Even though I just
I don't like saying this type of ship,

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but I'm like, well, the
reality is. The reality is the

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reality is that there's there's a very
different like a lot of people are funny

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around their friends, you know what
I mean. It's a bunch of people

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who like him about this, like
I don't mean this in a but also

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but also I'm not I know,
I know what you're saying. I understand

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because I I felt this way before
too, But it's it's also like there

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is a difference, like I don't
know, stand up such a different it's

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you know what I mean, here's
the thing, here's the thing. Uh

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again, I don't like talking about
myself, like in a positive way.

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I hate doing it. But it's
pretty disgusting. It feels weird. But

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like say, I consider myself like
a jack of all trades. I'm okay

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with a lot of things, and
stand up is one of those things that

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when I hear a lot of these
people when they're talking about their stand up

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and their craft and everything like that, I do kind of roll my eyes

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just a little bit because I feel
like it's one of those things when people

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want to give their field more credit
than maybe I feel like it actually deserves.

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Or I feel like there's a lot
of people, there's a lot of

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people out there that they would say, you can't do what I do,

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But I disagree. I think,
and not taken away from I think a

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lot of the people that are on
top of there, actually are funny,

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But damn I've met some fucking people
and even just being around like say,

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say, uh Sweene, if you
actually focused, you're like, I'm gonna

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fucking put years into being a stand
up comic, I think you would be

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fucking right up there with a lot
of people and given time, because there's

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a lot of people that have taken
years to craft everything and do all the

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stuff and actually be passionate about it. But I feel a lot of people,

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even you, Chris, I'm just
saying I think y'all are. I

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think y'all are leaps and bounds above
a lot of people that I even watch

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podcast wise and this stuff, and
I'm like, all these people are pretty

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funny, they're fun to watch,
but they don't make me laugh like things

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that I've heard y'all say. I'm
just saying, like, like, I

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know, there's like there have been
times and I feel like this is when

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I was younger, when I cared
less about what the fuck I said,

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But there have been times where I
have me and Chris have made jokes that

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have made rooms full of funny people
almost die. That's a huge that's a

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huge fucking comp that's a huge compliment, by the way, and that happens,

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it's such a good feeling. It's
crazy Like whenever that happened in like

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a room of like comedian like the
funniest people you know, is just like

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cracking the fuck up. It's like
like I totally understand. I totally understand

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why people like get obsessed with it, Like like there's people, there's people

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that I'm like, I'm not gonna
name names, but I've made people that

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are funny, like real comedy,
like genius kings Kingston made Kingson mad.

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Jeffrey Epstein laugh last time he'd Epstein
laughed so hard he was like, I'm

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gonna kill myself. And I was
like when he was like, I don't

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know, I can't take it.
He was I don't want to another ever

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again. He was like, I
don't want to. Did you say that?

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You see the thing where Trump was
like talking about how like yo,

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yeah, he probably killed himself.
Did you see that? No, there's

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a thing where like somebody was asking
about Jeffrey Epstein. I don't remember if

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it was like Tucker Carlson or some
other like I don't even remember if it

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was a Republican ponded or whatever the
fuck, Like somebody was asking questions and

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he was like about about him,
about jeffy Epstein, and he was like,

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yeah, I think it's I think
it's probably. I think he probably

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killed himself. You though, I
don't get it to I don't get into

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the which is fucking weird. Yeah, like in my fas because like he

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obviously didn't. Like that's like,
that's not even like a high level conspiracy

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theory where people are like talking about
whether or not the the Earth is a

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fucking rombus or something. It's like, this is like obvious shit where it's

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like anybody with a half a brain. And I was like, yeah,

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yeah, he definitely did not kill
him sign which does tell you something,

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which really does tell you something.
Yeah, tell concerning it really does tell

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you something, especially because he's on
that plane at least once. So it's

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like I can't, I can't.
I did everything right and they shot by

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plane. Damn. You know what
makes me sad? I feel like even

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if even if it came out with
all the information and you told the truth,

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now, I thought of people would
even believe you, Like even if

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you like objective, I think you're
probably right. You are right. The

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amount of shit that is already out
there for you'd be like, fuck this

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guy, don't nobody should associate with
them shit that's already out there, And

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they're like, nah, that's it. It's just it's a simple as just

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nah, Hey, what do you
think? What do you think about like

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these hours of evidence and damning shit
that all the fun ship that he's done

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over the fucking past few whatever.
Nah. And then they're like, all

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right, well, I got all
right. Trump said, Trump said,

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Trump said he killed himself. So
it's like there's no conspiracy. That's yeah,

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He's like that, that's really the
boss Lady killed himself. He killed

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himself, shot himself righting the braid. He shot himself right in the ear

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lobes. I didn't I don't know
why. It was a good man.

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I had so much child pornography,
you couldn't believe it lighting the walls.

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Besides him, man, he was
a very good man. I was tripping

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over the stacks, the stacks of
piles, stacks of It was difficult to

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find your way to the bathroom,
to tell you the truth. But we

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found our way to the bathroom.
But amongst the sea. If child poorn

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they called him, couldn't find but
couldn't find the light switch, They called

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him c p Epstein, Sepstein for
sure. He had him all, He

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had him all put on. He
had him scrolling on the wallpaper of his

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computer. He called it the CPPC. I don't know, I don't know

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what. I don't know if it
was running a R twenty eight t I

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or what. But it was scrolling
four k ultra wide wilde. What happened

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to the curves? What happened?
What happened to the curve? Monitors,

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ladies and gentlemen? What happened to
curves? I need to know. I

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really it's sucks because he is dude. Man. He was giving a speech

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earlier today about windmills killing the whales. Did you see that. I saw

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a little bit of it, which
I know what he's talking about. I

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understand, like, like it's not
like it's not as ridiculous as windmills chopping

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up whales, because that was my
that was my first instay. I was

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like, how the fuck are windmills
killing falling in the water somehow and then

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just just cutting this landing on the
whales? Dude, And where you get

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caught for some reason, they docimically. Do you know how fucking tall windmills

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would have to be a fall off
of plane, land into the ocean and

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reach a whale to cut it up. I've seen it happen myself. I've

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seen you. Remember Shan movie Beautiful, He's wonderful. Hunt to Biden,

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the Great Hunt to Biden. We
were out of at sea fucking whales,

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or at least that's what he wanted
to do. He wanted to fuck a

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little whale. I said, no, not me. I'm an upstanding American.

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And then out of nowhere it comes
comes a wind middle, crazy,

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crazy, thick. It's so good
idea of Hunter Biden. First of all,

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I would like to show a Hunter
Biden. I feel like you look

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cool, dude. I feel like
he's a fun time. I certainly would

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not. I certainly not. Man. I would like to be if if

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enough people were, like, say, if it was three of us hanging

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out, I'd be down. I
couldn't be alone with them because I feel

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like he would feel way too comfortable
and really would try to course me to

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smoke craw. You would fall asleep, You would you would you would fall

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asleep in the middle of a conversation
and wake up with your ass really hurting.

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Like I feel like Hunter Biden is
like a very straight like I don't

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know, man, I don't know
anything about Hunter Biden really, I just

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I just I have seen him just
doing like debaucherous shit, which is like,

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fine, it's all fine, like
whatever, like you're not the president,

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you can do whatever the fuck you
want. But like, at the

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same time, I'm like, something
about debaucherous people existing in politics at all.

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Yeah, it's like, I don't
know, it's like that Lauren Bobert

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milking that fucking dude's wiener at Beetle
Juice. It's crazy where it's like,

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oh, man, imagine getting jerked
off to beetlejuice. I mean, you

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know what's sexy about that? And
it sounds kind of cool. I'm not

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alive nothing about arousing. It's not
at all, But that's the whole point.

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If you can do it's kind of
cools hilarious, you know what's funny.

403
00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:45.880
She actually literally made me want to
see that shit. Like I was

404
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:48.839
like, I've seen clips of that
musical on TikTok and stuff for a while

405
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:51.599
and it's actually pretty good. But
I'm like, I don't know, I'm

406
00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:53.279
not gonna go see a fucking like
who am I gonna you know what I

407
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:59.000
mean? Like that's like a date
thing goodend, like she's adores it,

408
00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:04.759
and it's just like, okay,
I like it, get along, huh

409
00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.240
I would. I wouldn't call myself
like a big fan, but I like

410
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:14.359
it a lot. I think it's
cool. Juice beetle juice. I'm gonna

411
00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:18.799
kill Hunter like a fish. I'm
here to kill hundred midy know where he

412
00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:21.599
is, and then I'm here to
kill I'm here to kill Hunter, Biden

413
00:29:21.640 --> 00:29:26.599
and whales. He pulls out a
huge fucking horse, like one of those

414
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:30.359
hards. What it has has it's
the fucking windmill. It's like a windmill,

415
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:37.119
like fucking harpoon shoots into the water. People bind it's fucking it looks

416
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.079
like it looks like it looks like
mccree's gun from Overwach, like a gun

417
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:42.400
that's way too big for a person
I have. And it's like that's another

418
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:45.000
Danny Elfman thing, by the way, right would do. I'm pretty sure.

419
00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:48.640
I'm pretty sure it would be weird. If it's not, it would

420
00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:52.039
be it would definitely be weird if
it wasn't. Yeah, especially starting to

421
00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.920
look like beetle juice right now,
you fucking starting to look like? He

422
00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:59.279
looks interesting? Man, I love
his haircut. He's actually are they making

423
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:03.640
him say who? He's kind of
I was gonna say, Danny Elfans like

424
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:06.240
kind of good shape. Oh yeah, Dannie Elphan could beat the shit out

425
00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:08.079
of you. Yeah, he could
beat the shit out probably all like he's

426
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:11.839
he looks so weirdly strong, like
he has like a carat top thing going

427
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:15.359
on where it's like, why is
this guy buff? Yeah? That's actually

428
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:21.400
yeah exactly, that exactly that like
he doesn't need to be nothing he does

429
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:25.599
sounds like it would be like if
I found out Tim Burton was yoked,

430
00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:27.000
you know what I mean, Like
it's just like like, why the fuck?

431
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.880
Why is Tim Burton so fucking swallow? Why does Tim Burton look like

432
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:33.839
he could pick up Joe Rogan and
eat him? You know what I mean?

433
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:37.799
That should happen? It should?
I want, like all I want

434
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:40.799
to like all the yeah people that
you just like you just look at a

435
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:44.000
fucking Martin Scorsese and his next film. He's taught he's getting interviewed his next

436
00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:48.039
film, and he's fucking he is
so yoked, like you can see,

437
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:55.200
like fucking his chest is up to
his chip. Martin. Ye, Martin

438
00:30:55.200 --> 00:31:00.680
Scorsese is the idea of a buff. Martin Scorsese is so fucking ill,

439
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:06.000
like helievably jack, that his fucking
suits just looks stupid on him. You

440
00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:11.559
ever see fucking bodybuilders wearing suits back
in the day, I'm good, funny

441
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.000
dude, because there's no tailoring.
No one tailored their suits back then,

442
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:18.720
because who the fuck tailor suits for
those giant, hulking weirdos. So like

443
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:22.720
I want to, by the way, though, I want Martin Scorsese to

444
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:27.039
do that, like a miniature version
of those guys. Yeah, to direct

445
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:32.079
the movie about Look, he hates
he hates Cape shit right, he hates

446
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:38.400
Cape shit right? Sure, sure
so I think if he directed Departed but

447
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:42.200
in the universe, where Miles Morosic
juststed to be a great movie, I

448
00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:49.319
think that so much. The shit
they would call him and he's crazy,

449
00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:55.079
They're like, well, well,
well, little spider multi came to play

450
00:31:56.240 --> 00:32:00.960
spider Monk. Actually, what isn't
there actually a spider monkey. I'm pretty

451
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:06.000
sure that's real. I think so
Marvel in the Spider Verse, right,

452
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:07.920
I swear to God in the Spider
Verse, there's a spider. It's probably

453
00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.759
the stupid idea. So yeah,
I don't think it's I don't think it's

454
00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:14.680
a racist character of a black person, but I think it's I think it's

455
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:21.599
literally aper. All right, let's
move on. I think it'd be good

456
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:24.079
Man whatever whatever the is he're talking
about, because i'd like him to the

457
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:27.319
dark that Cape move up, like
a Cape shit movie, because he's like,

458
00:32:27.319 --> 00:32:30.880
he's a greatly in art, doesn't
belong there. He doesn't belong there

459
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:36.440
the same way that because he's not
gonna make it. That's like you guys

460
00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:38.519
are belong there's like, lo,
dude, if you if you can make

461
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:42.240
good art, make good art,
Like it's nothing wrong with making good things.

462
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.519
We can make it. He wouldn't
want to do it, is the

463
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:46.240
thing. He would love to do
it. What did you say about the

464
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:50.799
he said, Oh, the those
he said he's all like in word parks

465
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:52.839
or what did he say? He
said something like I said, he said,

466
00:32:52.880 --> 00:33:04.160
he said, and I you everybody. I don't even know how he

467
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:08.440
I don't even know if this sounds
like that. I'm Martin Scorsese. Hey,

468
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:15.000
you sway Martin fucking Scorsese. I
don't like the superhero movies overhill because

469
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:21.920
I can't come to him. Let's
move on. There's no t's not enough

470
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:24.680
movie of color being called the N
word in those movies. Not a big

471
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:30.079
fan of them. No scorsesey,
but Scorsesey. I gotta say, he

472
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:32.279
fell off, fell off. Flash
movie only had a count if I think

473
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:37.240
three Edwards it did the script entirely, way less, way less than it

474
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:40.519
used to be. He did everything
like back then and now they hate him.

475
00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:45.680
Have you guys seen the Irishman with
a shame? Yeah, I've seen

476
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:49.240
Edward. There was no black people
on screen. They said the N word

477
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:51.079
and I was like, bro,
why do you say that? It was

478
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:53.079
like, why did he make him
say that this time? Not even was

479
00:33:53.359 --> 00:33:58.480
like the opening scene Joe Petty just
like literally just sucking stubs his toe and

480
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:00.599
says the N word. I think
that's like seed they did well. It's

481
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:05.519
like I don't know, it's like
it's it's that thing where it's like there

482
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:15.239
is the Irish, there is some
historical like that. I'm not gonna lie

483
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:19.360
like it. I love Red Dead
Redemption right, what Remption two is is

484
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.280
so fucking good. We talked about
it all the time, but like the

485
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.760
way my least favorite thing about that
game is honestly the way it kind of

486
00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:30.920
skirts over a lot of the real
shit because it's so true to life everything

487
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:36.000
everywhere else that it's kind of weird. Stuff is really fucked up. Oh,

488
00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:37.320
I don't know, I don't know. No, but no, but

489
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:42.880
you know what I mean, like
being like decently well no, no,

490
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.679
no, I'm not saying that,
but I mean, like just the idea

491
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:46.320
that like did they even say the
N word in that game? I don't

492
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:49.840
think so at all. No,
No, because I think I found that

493
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:54.920
I found that really weird. Well
they wanted to be aren't allowed to get

494
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.960
there. But but that's but no, But that's what I mean, That's

495
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:00.360
what I'm saying. That's why,
that's why I think it, that's the

496
00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:02.559
reason why it bothered me. Where
it's like I feel like where I feel

497
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:07.519
like this is like infantilizing this this
entire medium, because this is like a

498
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:12.960
serious this is a genuine like Red
two is like fucking Oscar worthy shit,

499
00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:15.519
Like if it if it was in
like a different category, if it wasn't

500
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:19.519
a video game, it'd be fucking
incredible, Like everybody would be everybody would

501
00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:21.599
be talking about how good it was, and like they and it deserves to

502
00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:25.360
me, right, especially narrative,
And then like I was thinking, like

503
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:31.880
you know what I'm saying. You
know, was literally literally profiled multiple times

504
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:43.719
in the game, him boy like
ever to be fair to them, to

505
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:45.639
be fair to them, I think
they did. I think if they did

506
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:49.480
use it, they used it once. I think, because I think I

507
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:53.960
remember hearing it, at least I
feel like I remember hearing. Maybe I

508
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:57.719
might have just been playing. I
might have just been playing online though watch

509
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:01.559
corsean movie or something. Yeah,
I don't know, but yeah, like

510
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:04.800
I don't know, man, if
it feels it feels weird that like video

511
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.880
games aren't allowed to go where certain
tree and like it's it's just kind of

512
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:09.840
bizarre. It feels like, like
you said, you said the right word,

513
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:15.119
like setting fantalizing because the way that
the industry does treat like video games

514
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.280
or for kids. I mean,
I was just watching some stupid fucking show,

515
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:21.920
a rally show with with Joe Joe, and this one chick was like

516
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:23.880
all pissed off that like or she
just found out, like ill, you're

517
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:27.000
a gamer. Like this guy's like
in his forties, like forty three.

518
00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:29.800
He's like you, I don't like
guys that play video games or like I

519
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:30.920
don't like adults. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

520
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:34.960
Like do you know? Like all
it just like with cartoons, I'm

521
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:37.280
like, you know, adults make
them and you you, I'm like,

522
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:42.239
how could you? How stupid could
you be? Kids? Fucking kids next

523
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:46.039
door or something where like children are
just like like imagine a basement full of

524
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:51.880
ten year olds made red dead redemption
too? Can you fucking imagine? Actually

525
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:57.880
be kind of funny? That's insane? Those those are like aliens basically at

526
00:36:57.880 --> 00:37:00.000
that point, it should be a
lot of in words in there. Yeah,

527
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:10.000
a little. It's every single moment
of every single every every line has

528
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:14.880
one of them. Thut you've seen
that in word Lenny, you know,

529
00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:21.440
like no inWORD that. So the
person that says it is Lenny, Lenny

530
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:28.360
says the N word. Yeah.
Else he's riding with you. He says

531
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:32.719
it, and everybody everybody says it. Your horse says it, Oh my

532
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:37.719
god, not twinkle my horse.
That's a good you brush them. That's

533
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:43.360
a good in word there and the
brushing the horse. It turns and says

534
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:46.400
it. It says it's to Lemmy, it's like damn Lenny. It whispers

535
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:51.960
it in clearest say English, but
like not even like not even like a

536
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.440
whisper is in like I only want
you to hear it a whisper, just

537
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:58.239
to make it sound menacing, but
loud enough that everybody in the room flings

538
00:37:58.280 --> 00:38:04.400
like whoa, whoa, we gotta
get a new horse. I think let's

539
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:09.599
understand why it's not said because of
the fact that it's it's just like I

540
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:14.079
understand why it's not said because of
the fact that it's it's objective as a

541
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:17.760
gratuitous word, as someone that says
it way it should be here, but

542
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:22.840
here's absolutelyous. But but no car
argument can argument. It should not be

543
00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:27.679
hidden. The meaning of the word, the uses of it should never be

544
00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:30.199
hidden because of the fact that it's
a real word that was used to the

545
00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:36.320
demean people. But it's extremely gratuitous
if you're reading historically, but it's also

546
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:40.519
historically accurate to the time and also
to fair. And also this has nothing

547
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:44.320
really to do with because to me, it's like, yeah, it's gratuitous.

548
00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:47.519
But like, have you played Red
that Renemption too? That is like

549
00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:52.599
one of the most crituitous games I've
ever You can describe everything about a person

550
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:58.440
of color without using that word.
Are always no, but that's that's that

551
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.840
is why it is. That's it's
not as fortuitous. It's a literal mass

552
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:06.360
murder. It's what I'm saying.
It's like I'm like, no, no,

553
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.320
no, no, no, You're
right, it's very weird. It's

554
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:12.400
very weird to have a game where
you can shoot somebody's head into smitherines and

555
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.079
you can see it like realistically,
like you can see like the bodies like

556
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:19.559
accurately like fall backwards and grabbing their
neck, wondering what the fuck is going

557
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:22.199
on? But the line is drawn
it like a word or like fortuitous duty,

558
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:25.880
like that's always been That's always been
bizarre to me. I agree.

559
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:29.719
I agree with you to a degree, but I understand why the idea is

560
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:34.199
like not you. It's like shooting
someone in the head is is very morbid

561
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:37.159
and also as gratuitous to be able
to shoot somebody and blow their head off,

562
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.039
right, that is true, But
when it comes to that word,

563
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:43.280
it's just like it's not worse than
It's not worse than a slur man.

564
00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:49.320
I'm being murdered and killing people's murdered, being murdered in a video game where

565
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.559
you are shooting somebody opposed to like
this word, like you're killing a fake

566
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:58.679
person opposed this word with like centuries
of really ill ill will and and super

567
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:01.440
derogatory derogators. That's not what I
mean. That's not you're not you're not

568
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:05.880
saying that. You're not saying that, but that is that word, you

569
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:07.239
know, Like I think people should
say. I think that word should be

570
00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:10.440
said, especially if you're doing something
that's catching a time, a time piece,

571
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:14.039
like for instan if you're reading,
if you're reading a story about that

572
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.440
period of time and it's in the
literature, and just say it. Say

573
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:20.920
it's literally the whole point of what
I'm saying. I'm not I'm not saying

574
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.639
like I want it in Jimmy Neutron
Boy, No no, no, no

575
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:29.559
no. Video game is a video
game about game about the time. Why

576
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:34.159
can't talk about from that time for
real? Like let's just compare, like

577
00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:37.719
you would take like a like say, if Scorsese did a Western, you

578
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:42.039
know there would be six thousand in
words in it, right, and it

579
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:45.760
would be praised and Oscar nominated and
stuff like that because everybody wants to say

580
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:51.639
it. But but yeah, but
why is that totally fine in this way

581
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:53.880
and this piece of art, this
piece of media, But in video games?

582
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:58.960
No? But see why is why
are video games not considered that level

583
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:01.239
when you damn no, that's it
is actually better, which really it is.

584
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:07.000
They're in every conceivable way a fucking
video games. Outside of dude,

585
00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:09.320
outside of Good Fellas, I know, this is like a mass This is

586
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:14.639
out insane. I don't know.
I'm sorry. I love that. That's

587
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:19.800
one of my ovorite movies. It's
not better, It's not I'm what I'm

588
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.039
saying. What I'm saying is outside
of outside of Good Fellas, I think

589
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:25.599
I think great that Ars Too is
better than all of Martin's carses, everything,

590
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:29.559
everything that he's done. I think. I think it's I think they're

591
00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:32.840
great by the way. I think
they're awesome a lot, not rael good

592
00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:37.239
Goodfellas has good performances, great movie, but it's not been Arty too,

593
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:40.440
like there's no character in there's no
character, and good Fellas that it's anywhere

594
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:44.840
nearest interesting is like fucking Dutch.
Well, well he doesn't think it's it's

595
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:47.400
apples tars. It is it is
also apples oranges. Oh, I'm sorry,

596
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:54.159
Granny Smith Delicious. It's Granny Smiths
to mandarins. You messed up your

597
00:41:54.239 --> 00:42:00.639
close Mandarins are oranges apples or you
said apples oranges? No, but that's

598
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:01.400
what I'm saying. That's what I'm
saying. It's like, oh, we

599
00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:05.079
doesn't even have to cross into a
different species. We could just compare two

600
00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:07.280
apples, since they're so different from
fucking each other. There's still anyone.

601
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:14.840
But you know, fuck you for
eating apples. If you're listening, if

602
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:19.000
you're listening to this podcast and you're
eating apples, eat a gun? That

603
00:42:19.719 --> 00:42:23.280
is. That is the most savage
thing I've heard someone say. How you

604
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:29.079
eat a gun? You fat bitch? That is some shy Let's move on,

605
00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:31.320
let's get some questions even even we
even real quick. For the record,

606
00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:35.119
I just wanted to say that,
yes, there is an N word

607
00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:40.119
in the said in balder Skate three
the litch queen. I just wanted that

608
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:45.119
out there. What's your name says
the N word of black youth? Yeah?

609
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:50.920
So yeah, so I have to
look at there's no way. That's

610
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:58.000
really if you choose a black protagonist, stop they just say it. Stop.

611
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:06.480
You know you couldn't play what's that
you? Singers? Are you?

612
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:07.920
No? I was saying, what
if you? What if you if you

613
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:12.000
selected your character and you made it
you like put the skin tone all the

614
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:14.920
way down to black, and then
you started the game, and then on

615
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:16.400
the narrator was like, you can't
play this, you can't like no,

616
00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:21.159
it says no, no, no, no no. The narratives says,

617
00:43:21.239 --> 00:43:25.639
are you sure are? You will
be much harder in these things, to

618
00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:30.599
be much more difficult. It's like
the south Park, the south Park game

619
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:36.599
with a difficulty slider. Oh yeah
you right now. I'm wanting you right

620
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:40.360
now. They hate oolks, but
they really hate black humans. I'm wanting

621
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:46.320
you right I get. We gotta
get. We gotta get into questions.

622
00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:49.840
So like, what were we gonna
say? Were you gonna say some Derek

623
00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:52.880
before we know whatever? It was
bullshit? Whatever? Well whatever before we

624
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:58.639
sarch questions. You should all know
that. You can pop on over to

625
00:43:58.880 --> 00:44:02.159
patreon dot com slash just nark tank
get some exclusive episodes over there. Early

626
00:44:02.199 --> 00:44:07.840
access to certain episodes. Uh,
and there's we're doing a lot of content

627
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:14.079
there now, so come on,
oh bomb all right. So it's a

628
00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:15.920
question. I love it. One
cleric crowd and he says, howdy heritickes.

629
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:19.920
Is there any game or type of
game that you just refuse to even

630
00:44:19.960 --> 00:44:22.559
try as a trucker in real life? I refuse to try any of the

631
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:27.639
truck driving simulators myself. I feel, I know, like dude, mud

632
00:44:27.679 --> 00:44:30.840
Runners and like those are that those
are popular games. It's crazy, so

633
00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:34.480
you really want to try it?
I know that's me grass, you know,

634
00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:37.480
ignorant because I don't drive giant trucks. But there's something that feels like

635
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:45.239
i'd want to directly compare how it
feels. Yeah, this capture Does this

636
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:50.840
capture the crushing weight of sadness?
Yeah? Does this make me want to

637
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:54.320
kill myself just as much? I
wonder. I wonder if I asked my

638
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:58.360
cousins, like, yo, is
it when you call of duty, when

639
00:44:58.360 --> 00:45:00.880
you kill like insurrectionists, like the
same as when you like when you like

640
00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:04.880
you have to you have to choke
the life out of somebody in real life,

641
00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:08.559
He'll probably be like, get the
say, I would imagine it's very

642
00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:12.159
I would imagine it's very different.
But anyway, he goes on, he

643
00:45:12.199 --> 00:45:15.719
says, he goes on to say, the potential reality where I get off

644
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:19.480
work of driving a truck, onted
to go home, sit in front of

645
00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:22.440
my computer and drive another truck and
enjoy myself while doing it honestly scares me.

646
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:25.199
So that's the thing. It's like
he doesn't want to he doesn't want

647
00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:30.800
to do his job and then enjoy
it more when he's like not getting paid

648
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:32.559
to do it. That makes sense. I get that, Which is that

649
00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:37.239
makes total sense? Didn't you have
to do what you just did? So

650
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:42.880
I get that. It is damn
near slavery. It is damn near slavery,

651
00:45:39.400 --> 00:45:45.719
is ok So? All right?
So any type of game that we

652
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.280
would refuse to even try. I
don't know if there's any game that I

653
00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:52.559
would refuse to try. But there's
games that I generally don't bother with.

654
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:57.480
There's those dating anime simulator ones.
Oh yeah, fucking virtual novels. I'm

655
00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:01.079
yeahs are so aggravating because for some
there's one virtual off I really want to

656
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:06.360
play because it has super good gameplay, but that's like out of one hundred

657
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:09.000
hours of a game, the game
plays like fourteen hours opposed to like ninety

658
00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:12.719
hours of like in just talking,
and I'm like, damn, I would

659
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:15.079
love to play that game, but
you don't play it. There's a really

660
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:20.840
there's one actually that I think our
friend Lyle is in one that came out

661
00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:27.719
recently where it's it's uh, it's
it's it's It's probably the only I feel

662
00:46:27.760 --> 00:46:31.360
like it's the only visual novel that
someone like Derek would play, because it's

663
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:36.559
the whole point is that it's voice
acted by like a bunch of degenerates,

664
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:40.039
or like it's written with like there's
shit like I saw one line of dialogue

665
00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:43.760
that was something like you came on
my donut, What the fuck? Or

666
00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:47.360
like some some bullshit like that where
it's like, it's just so absurd.

667
00:46:47.440 --> 00:46:50.199
Let me let me make sure I'm
getting the name of that right. If

668
00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:52.119
you're gonna be honest, you're gonna
be honest for a moment. Walter's Gate

669
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:55.719
three is definitely a dating sim as
well. Definitely partially, it's definitely a

670
00:46:55.800 --> 00:46:59.840
dating sim That's part of the reason
why I don't it's it's I think it's

671
00:46:59.840 --> 00:47:01.519
part of the reason why I'm not
as into it as I would like to

672
00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:06.880
be, because I'm just like,
to me, I like, I like

673
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:12.480
interesting dating sims, like if the
characters are interesting and fleshed out and they

674
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:17.440
have these cool last like backgrounds and
shit. Uh, for me, it

675
00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:22.440
can be a statistic that I posted. So I posted a statistic, and

676
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.159
I feel like from talking to people, I'm starting to understand why. But

677
00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:30.239
it's only two point two percent of
people actually went on a date with Carlac,

678
00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:36.960
And I thought that was like shockingly
low, Like when can you go

679
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:38.079
on a date Carla? Again,
we're part that, see, I think,

680
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:40.719
see, that's exactly I feel like
it's the problem. There's a lot

681
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:45.920
of people because you got to be
able to even touch Carlac. There's stipulations,

682
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:49.920
there's things you have to do.
Also, how many how many people

683
00:47:49.920 --> 00:47:52.719
actually like ended up like sitting the
deal, like actually going on a date

684
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:54.679
with her because you can go on
a date with her. You can actually

685
00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:57.480
go on a date. And to
me, it's actually one of the most

686
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:01.599
charming and quirk. I really enjoy
that segment. So you can trigger that.

687
00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:05.840
But the thing is, I feel
like most people don't have no idea,

688
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:09.280
and I'm like, bro, you
have to just you have to long

689
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:15.280
rest way more than you than you
probably normally would to find extra shit that

690
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.480
you never would have because I missed
a lot of stuff in my first playthrough

691
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:21.280
because I'm thinking, oh, I
probably shouldn't do this because if I do

692
00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:23.039
this too much and might trigger something
else or whatever, you know, some

693
00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:25.159
other bullshit might happen. But then, like the second play through, I

694
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:28.480
didn't give a fuck, right,
So I was like, I'm just I'm

695
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:31.960
a what's up? I went back
when I found out you can date Carlac

696
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:37.159
end shout out. At the same
time, I cleared my save completely wiped

697
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:42.679
it all the way back to the
fucking grove. I was. I was

698
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:45.760
literally about to fight Gortash And I
was like, nah, I gotta go

699
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:52.559
back. You went all the way
that in the way back that that is

700
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:57.599
literally and why wouldn't you just finish
that play through and start a fucking new

701
00:48:57.639 --> 00:49:01.079
one. Nah? That is did
it in both of them? Can I

702
00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:04.360
get a kiss? Bitch? One
gives me a kiss? Hey, can

703
00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:07.800
I get a kiss? Bitch?
And I did the thing I did.

704
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:12.000
I did. I did the thing
where Carla Carlack threw it down on me

705
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:15.119
crazy and I got freaking shout of
heart to go skating different with me,

706
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.639
bro, and whenever it asks for
your girlfriend, the game kind of stutters

707
00:49:17.679 --> 00:49:24.400
a little bit because I shouldn't have
to and if you, if you play

708
00:49:24.440 --> 00:49:29.119
your cards right, you can balance
a lot of shit. And then sometimes

709
00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:31.159
you just have to like oops,
break it off real quick and to like

710
00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:37.039
read there's there's anyway what I was
just gonna say, we you and I

711
00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:40.840
need to have just a an episode
where we just discussed this ship like we

712
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:45.920
do not if you guys want to
do like a like a like a Bather's

713
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:50.599
gate like spoiler thing together, just
just as like an extra Emma thing like

714
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:52.400
that's yea, so we can get
out of our system because you know,

715
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.679
there's so much we gotta talk about. You only talking about a little bit.

716
00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:58.960
We such a person and our girlfriends, like you'll stop. We gotta

717
00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:04.559
do stuff that would be good.
That'd be a good idea. I totally

718
00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:07.320
I totally sign off on that.
But yeah, man, I don't know.

719
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:12.360
Those visual novels though, are are
probably like the that thing was called

720
00:50:12.440 --> 00:50:15.320
Yeah it is. It is called
Class of O nine. It is on

721
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:19.400
Steam and it is it's it's the
tagline is it's not a dating sim it's

722
00:50:19.400 --> 00:50:23.079
a rejection sim and it's it's it's
pretty. I don't know, Like,

723
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:25.239
I don't know anything about these games
really, like I don't know how to

724
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:29.599
play them. Their gameplay wise,
they don't appeal to me. But if

725
00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:32.199
I was going to play one,
it would be this because it's voice acted

726
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:35.360
by just First of all, it's
just voice acted by a bunch of our

727
00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:39.199
friends, and also it's written by
people who would know our friends. So

728
00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:45.519
it's just it's just debauchrous. What
is this? What is this line?

729
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:50.679
Tonight when mom's out with her new
boyfriend, I'm gonna take the entire bottle.

730
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:53.920
I'm going to kill myself. What
the fuck? Out of context?

731
00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:59.000
I don't know what that is?
But anyway, Yeah, let's move on

732
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.360
to you. You actually fucking shop
me. What the fuck is wrong with

733
00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:10.280
you? Maybe you'll think twice about
breaking the law. Maybe maybe I love

734
00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:14.480
I love that idea, Like that's
been I think they came out a while

735
00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:16.800
ago too. I just I never
got around. I gotta see Lily again.

736
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:24.079
I haven't. I've been so fucking
wrapped up. Yeah, let me

737
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:30.119
know, let me know when when
you're doing something, all right? Uh?

738
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:32.800
Sam Road and he says, howdy, longtime listener, Long howdy,

739
00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:36.599
long time listener, first time opinion. Have her. This isn't a question

740
00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:38.840
as must it is. Just say, this isn't a question as much as

741
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:43.480
it is just a statement of admiration. I'm having a stroke today while listening

742
00:51:43.480 --> 00:51:46.159
to the last episode. This is
three weeks ago, so it's not probably

743
00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:51.840
super current. Derek kept saying that
the maximum age for office should be sixty

744
00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:53.599
nine. Derek, I salute your
dedication to the horny. It fuels my

745
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:58.559
admiration for the human race and keeps
keeps alive my hope that one day will

746
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:04.840
be okay. I I feel like
if we if we all kind of subscribe

747
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:08.440
to the sixty nine, I feel, you know, every we don't take

748
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:12.639
things so fucking seriously. We all
have a few laughs and chuckles, you

749
00:52:12.679 --> 00:52:15.440
know, tap into our thirteen year
old selves. Man Like I think,

750
00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:20.239
like, hey, everything should be
sixty nine. Uh, everybody should make

751
00:52:20.280 --> 00:52:22.960
at least sixty nine thousand dollars.
I think that's like, uh, starting

752
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:25.519
in America. I think that I
think it would fix a lot of things.

753
00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:30.480
It's it's literally just memes. It's
just sixty nine four twenty sixty nine,

754
00:52:30.519 --> 00:52:31.599
four twenty, and that's the basis
for our society. You know what

755
00:52:31.639 --> 00:52:35.880
I just saw the other day,
just the other day, because I started

756
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:39.519
I was thinking about how I didn't
get you know, there's that gay online

757
00:52:39.559 --> 00:52:43.880
culture war bullshit that people are still
trying to harp on, and I was

758
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:45.280
just thinking, like, man,
I just I never cared about that ship.

759
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:49.519
And I remember saying things like I
can't wait for the ship to die

760
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:52.280
down and I could do other things. And then it eventually happened. I

761
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.679
was like cool, And I saw
this post when I went to I got

762
00:52:54.679 --> 00:53:01.280
invited to what was it called myth
Con I gotta invite with Cohn and there

763
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:07.599
was somebody quoted me saying something along
the lines. I thought I had it

764
00:53:07.639 --> 00:53:09.199
on my phone, but it just
I just said that, like I'm just

765
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:13.920
here for like memes, like because
I was doing the debate with this chick

766
00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:16.800
that interrupted Bernie Sanders or whatever,
and I don't know, I don't know

767
00:53:16.840 --> 00:53:21.320
the exact context, but all I
said was like whatever. It was like

768
00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:22.800
I don't give a fuck about this
stuff, like I'm just here like fuck

769
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:25.760
around. And it was just cool
scene that because I'm like, yeah,

770
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:29.920
like I've been consistent this whole time
that that's so funny. It's like,

771
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:31.199
so you're on so you're on stage. It's basically being like, I don't

772
00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:35.880
give a shit about anything, so
I care, dude. I bought specific

773
00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.280
at that panel, right, Yeah, I bought the shortest shorts that I

774
00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:42.199
could find for that thing. I
just like I want to wear like you

775
00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:45.679
can see my bulge and like somebody
actually pointed that out in a shot because

776
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:50.119
I didn't give I was literally this
was me while the fucking chick was talking.

777
00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:52.880
I was literally just like this whole
time, like I didn't give a

778
00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:57.039
fuck. I just wanted to see
my online friends that I made. I

779
00:53:57.039 --> 00:54:00.280
made some online friends, and I'm
like, this is so stupid, supid

780
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:02.400
that you guys are trying to be
like we're doing something important here, and

781
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:06.480
I'm like, I remember that I
was supposed to go. I was supposed

782
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:07.400
to go to that and then I
missed my plane. I was like,

783
00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:10.800
ah, it was fun. I
like hanging out with the people, man,

784
00:54:10.840 --> 00:54:15.079
and Milwaukee was actually Milwaukee is a
clean fucking city, man, Like

785
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:19.960
I was actually only five hundred thousand
people. That's probably why, yeah,

786
00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:23.199
exactly, so that's absolutely why.
Surprisingly I was like, this is a

787
00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:28.480
nice city, the fucking Fanzi statue
and shit, so fucking dumb. But

788
00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:31.199
anyway, long story short, Yeah, I just feel like kind of wrapping

789
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:36.039
that whole thing, man, just
not taking it too seriously and uh,

790
00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:39.159
kind of having fun like that's why
it's like people, that's why we're making

791
00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:44.960
fun of you for your pronouns.
And I posted a video today about the

792
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:47.880
McDonald's ad did you see Did you
see that McDonald said was the fact that,

793
00:54:47.960 --> 00:54:52.920
oh, people are having a problem
with this bitch where yeah, exactly

794
00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:55.760
where exactly? No, Sweeney,
what would you just say? Would you

795
00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:02.239
just say what? Exactly? Exact
fucking that's exactly what I'm talking? Yeah,

796
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:07.000
exactly. There you go. Don't
even literally, don't even worry about

797
00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:10.800
it because it's it's nothing. It's
so if I if I remember correctly,

798
00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:15.719
it was I could be wrong,
but it was that Ian Miles Chong guy

799
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:17.840
was the guy that really got the
ball rolling on that ship. I don't

800
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:23.280
know, so yeah, yeah,
because I'm just like, what how I

801
00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:30.000
searched searched for a while. Bro, all right, let's relax, let's

802
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:32.480
just jill. I mean, there
isn't many times that I want to condone

803
00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:37.639
violence. But I mean they're better
people. They're better people. Like if

804
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:43.519
you if you had like one,
if you had one chance per year to

805
00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:47.119
condone violence against people, to get
to get done violence against a single person

806
00:55:47.239 --> 00:55:52.239
with no consequences, Oh, who
would I choose? I'm not asking you

807
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:55.280
who it would be. I'm not
asking you. You can tell you we

808
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:58.320
can't do that. We can't do
that, we can because then it would

809
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:00.480
we be condoning violence. That's yeah, but you know what I mean,

810
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:12.280
But I all right onto the ground. I would there is literally one person.

811
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:15.519
There's only one person. I know
there's worse people out in this world,

812
00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:19.440
but there is one person specifically that
if I ever saw them in person,

813
00:56:19.559 --> 00:56:22.280
I am going to attack them,
Miss McConnell. Man, Miss McConnell.

814
00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:27.440
It's on site. I mean that
he's taking you down. It's like

815
00:56:27.119 --> 00:56:36.199
it's that's like fucking I don't know, it's like attacking, like it's gonna

816
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:39.280
go bad already, Brod when he
doesn't have to. Is when your friend

817
00:56:39.320 --> 00:56:45.239
goes to the back down and you
beat him up. That's what. Yeah,

818
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:50.360
Yeah, Mitch McConnell. Feels like
like if you pete on your own

819
00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:52.960
hand and shook his hand. He
would die from it, Like it feels

820
00:56:53.000 --> 00:56:57.920
like he's at he's at like the
very like you could Charlie horse him to

821
00:56:58.000 --> 00:57:05.400
death. Yeah, you give him
Indian burning it literally he's done if you

822
00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:14.079
Indian burning set on fire. Could
you imagine that crazy like in fucking like

823
00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:17.719
it, like the guy in fucking
Hereditary just like, yes, completely erupt

824
00:57:17.960 --> 00:57:22.880
the biggest fire you've ever fucking seen
too, like it. Actually it accidentally

825
00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:27.800
start another wildfire and he's nowhere new
fire in the middle of like fire looks

826
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:35.000
like and it's a wildfire like y
do you guys remember that? Do you

827
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:37.920
guys remember that explosion in Fay Route
all those years ago? Yeah, like

828
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:45.920
covid, I was thinking about this
the other day these the guy the explosion.

829
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:50.880
Didn't you remember that ship? Yeah, the explosion. That period of

830
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.760
time was super fucked up because people
were like got hurt. But there were

831
00:57:53.760 --> 00:58:00.679
people on internet, like myself,
making fucking jokes out the ass wagh the

832
00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:07.559
tragedy. It just the memes out
wagh the tragic crazy. I'm so sorry

833
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:13.480
to say this that the it was
probably like ten or something. It no

834
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:16.679
way was actually I have no idea
I'm being totally ignorant. The idea make

835
00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:21.400
money is that. Oh my god, how many was how many? Was

836
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:23.400
it? All right? So it's
okay? Now I miss okay, So

837
00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:27.440
it's not all right. He discussed
that was about to say three hundred.

838
00:58:27.840 --> 00:58:36.119
Frank Sinatras fucking died in nineteen fucking
nineteen ninety eight, nineteen fifteen, fifteen.

839
00:58:37.199 --> 00:58:43.159
What what was he talking? So
he died in so so not no,

840
00:58:43.199 --> 00:58:45.320
not Frank Sinatra. I don't know
why. I immediately went to so

841
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:49.800
the beyoit explosion, U two hundred
and eighteen. Damn, that's a lot

842
00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:52.719
more than I thought though. Yeah, I thought it was with the seven

843
00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:58.599
thousand with seven with seven thousand injuries. That's crazy. That's way that was

844
00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:00.519
an explosion. How was it wor
you thought? Dude? I thought like

845
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:05.920
when I saw that explosion, I
thought thousands are dead, Like that's due.

846
00:59:06.039 --> 00:59:08.199
It's so huge. It was a
big explosion because of the you know,

847
00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:12.280
it was a factory. But I
thought like, oh, there would

848
00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:17.039
just be like just kind of like
it in certain areas where they're not heavily

849
00:59:17.039 --> 00:59:20.559
populated. It's like, oh,
here's an industrial area where there's probably a

850
00:59:20.559 --> 00:59:22.079
few people on site. I thought
it was gonna be something like that,

851
00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:29.400
but I know it's Bairut but just
country. Yeah, but you can still

852
00:59:29.400 --> 00:59:31.440
have it's gonna be full of people. Capital was always full of people.

853
00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:36.199
It is, but it's it's a
factory within Biru. It wasn't like,

854
00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:38.599
oh, here's where everybody congregates and
shit, you know what I'm saying.

855
00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:42.719
Like it's not like. It wasn't
like, oh, here's the here,

856
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:45.400
here's a huge populated shopping center.
And then one of the fucking buildings caught

857
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:50.000
on fire and blew up or some
shit that would be like crazy. That

858
00:59:50.079 --> 00:59:52.559
ich compilations of that ship. And
there was one time of this guy went

859
00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:57.000
flying and you saw a kid in
the air and I was crying, man,

860
00:59:57.079 --> 01:00:04.239
I was crying because that kid was
in the sky kids and his video

861
01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:07.239
camera with somewhere else. And then
you see in the corner of a kid.

862
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:10.719
You're like, Yo, that's a
child in the air. When that

863
01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:15.679
kid Land is gonna be crazy.
I be honest, man, I just

864
01:00:15.800 --> 01:00:20.000
I know. I know it's my
bias that there's so much bad shit that

865
01:00:20.039 --> 01:00:22.800
happens in the Middle East. It's
just I'm conditioned to not care as much

866
01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:27.360
and I and I recognize that.
I know what you mean, because like

867
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:30.159
we just grew up surrounded. Well, I remember, well, I don't

868
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:34.199
know, maybe it was just constantly
people dumped about how horrible wasn't there just

869
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:40.119
like a Greek a Turkish earthquake that
killed like a bunch of people, probably

870
01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:45.480
almost ten thousand people or something serious. Yeah, something like it was thousand.

871
01:00:46.199 --> 01:00:49.400
I'm pretty sure, yeah it was. It was probably like two or

872
01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:52.119
three months ago. If that as
one of those things where like we're conditioned

873
01:00:52.360 --> 01:01:00.599
to not give a fuck what is
going on over there? The fucking the

874
01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:07.760
tectonic plates. Got the vaccine?
Yeah, that's that video. The ladies

875
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:12.840
shaking's got the vaccine videos are so
fucking funny because that's just like, dude,

876
01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:15.719
that's just not what happens if you
have if you have complications from the

877
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:20.480
vaccine, that's totally possible. But
like you're not gonna get fucking random Parkinson's.

878
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:23.039
We're not gonna you're not gonna all
of a sudden develop rhythm like there's

879
01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:30.119
anybody pull the Harlem shake music over
those videos. Yeah, yeah, I

880
01:01:30.159 --> 01:01:34.119
didn't see that though, but I
I, you know what, I want

881
01:01:34.159 --> 01:01:36.360
to look that also might be dated. That might that also might be like

882
01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:38.960
it might not be the only good
time to bring it back either that or

883
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:45.800
Okay, I hear somebody shakes Sonora. If someone did do shake Sonora,

884
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:47.800
I think you're right. I think
I think Joji did start the Harlem shake.

885
01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:52.480
Yeah he did, he did totally. Yeah, So apparently I don't

886
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:55.639
know if this is real, but
like I've heard from people that Dracula Flow

887
01:01:55.760 --> 01:02:00.960
is old Joji copy possible. Yes, she would multiple peach fucking which is

888
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:06.559
fucking fascinating to me because I've never
heard that. That's the thing. I

889
01:02:06.599 --> 01:02:07.559
was looking for it and then I
just found one clip, but it was

890
01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:10.840
clearly AI. So like, I
don't I don't know. I don't know.

891
01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:16.760
Am I be on like a privated
video or something maybe or I don't

892
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:22.800
know, yea, how people found
out, I guess they should be right,

893
01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:25.440
Yeah, but like I'm sure,
yeah, but I mean some I'm

894
01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:28.559
I mean, my channel still up, but there's like a bunch of privated

895
01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:31.440
videos on on there. I just
posted of super old video, like one

896
01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:35.239
of the oldest videos I've ever made, which was like me at like fucking

897
01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:39.199
twelve or thirteen, teaching the Internet
how to blower your weapon in Halo because

898
01:02:39.199 --> 01:02:46.119
it's the Halo three is like fifteenth
anniversary or sixteenth anniversary or something. Yeah,

899
01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:49.920
I was like, I'm fucking gay, this is Halo and I'm gonna

900
01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:57.000
be a Nazi in seven years.
So fucking stupid one. I think about

901
01:02:57.039 --> 01:03:00.360
that one. Uh. I think
about that one podcast that I wanted to

902
01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:02.000
be snark Tank and they were like, oh my god, that's right,

903
01:03:05.119 --> 01:03:07.400
Like yeah, it was like white
that. I need to find that clip

904
01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:13.239
again. That's a that Yeah,
I wonder what what the hell episode was

905
01:03:13.280 --> 01:03:15.960
that where like we where that other
snark Tank came in accused us of being

906
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:20.639
white supremacists and was so long ago
because they were two it was two white

907
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:22.519
people who told us that too,
which is awesome. I just remember that

908
01:03:22.559 --> 01:03:27.360
they changed their podcast name to Contrivance. I don't only remember that. That's

909
01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:29.760
right, that's right. Well,
we're not trying to bring up old.

910
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:32.360
We have no problem with them at
all. It was just so it was

911
01:03:32.440 --> 01:03:36.440
just so weird. I got an
apology from I don't know if you did.

912
01:03:36.800 --> 01:03:38.800
I tried to tell him, like
dude, like it literally no fucking

913
01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:42.760
issue at all, Like we actually
thought it was fun like that was that

914
01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:47.079
was a fun thing that happened.
Yeah, that's so funny. The thumbnails

915
01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:52.519
on Joji's channel reminds me how different
the Internet used to be a little while

916
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:54.400
ago. Dude, man, it's
a different Yeah, it's a way different

917
01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:59.480
time. It was a different beast, bro. I mean you could it

918
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:01.519
could have just seeing itself like this
though. It's like it's like the Attitude

919
01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:10.239
era wrestling, like it could have. It could have it fold of it

920
01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:12.719
could have. We just we fucked
it up, man, we fucked it

921
01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:15.880
up. That apocalypse shit fucked it
up, like because I really do think

922
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:18.360
that's the reason why a lot of
shit is so bad now. I think

923
01:04:18.400 --> 01:04:24.320
it's because, like I agree,
I think I think what happened is people

924
01:04:24.679 --> 01:04:29.960
got more restrictions on the content that
they could make, and thus the type

925
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:32.239
of content that people could make and
make money off of became harder and harder

926
01:04:32.280 --> 01:04:36.440
to make. Like you couldn't really
like just make content that was just entertaining,

927
01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:41.079
because stuff that was just entertaining would
just get demonetized and then you'd be

928
01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:43.480
fucked. And so I think a
lot of people were like, well,

929
01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:45.760
if we just make entertaining stuff,
we're just gonna get demonetized because to be

930
01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:49.119
entertaining you have to push some fucking
lines. And so what instead we're going

931
01:04:49.159 --> 01:04:55.159
to do is we're either going to
completely pacify ourselves and just completely scrub all

932
01:04:55.480 --> 01:04:59.960
everything that's entertaining about us at all, so that we're really like scrub that

933
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:01.320
out of the equation so that way
we're really advertiser friendly. We can make

934
01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:04.639
a lot of money from advertisers that
way. Or we're going to say out

935
01:05:04.639 --> 01:05:11.719
of pocket shit and accrue this really
passionate, like deranged user base, and

936
01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:15.599
we might get demonetized, but through
that passion will be like, okay,

937
01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:17.000
it was like, hey, look
we're getting silenced, we're getting silence,

938
01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:20.199
keep up the good fight, fight
with us, support us to keep the

939
01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:26.199
good fight going. And then and
then suddenly supporting them becomes like a like

940
01:05:26.239 --> 01:05:28.960
a moral thing, you know what
I mean, where it's like people get

941
01:05:29.000 --> 01:05:30.079
excited about it, and then you
make it, and then all the money

942
01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:32.679
that you don't make on YouTube because
you're demonetized, you make now on merch

943
01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:36.119
stuff. You're selling, selling fucking
crowder mugs, because now that's the really

944
01:05:36.119 --> 01:05:39.159
only way to do it. Like
dude, back then, people weren't.

945
01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:42.119
I swear to god, man,
people weren't pandering in the same way.

946
01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:44.840
Like they just weren't. Straight up, there were always people. There were

947
01:05:44.840 --> 01:05:47.400
always people, right, well,
there were I'm just saying there were always

948
01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:51.119
people who are in for money for
sure, But like it's a different fucking

949
01:05:51.119 --> 01:05:58.320
world now now that there's a limited
amount of ways to make money. I

950
01:05:58.360 --> 01:06:02.800
think it's certainly it's I think it's
the I think the migration of the ruined

951
01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:05.079
YouTube it's a part of it.
Yeah, I think they didn't help.

952
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:09.840
Absolutely, they fucked They fucked up
everything for everybody else. Uh, Logan

953
01:06:09.880 --> 01:06:15.639
Paul with his fucking body and then
just all this this bullshit Mandy, Yeah,

954
01:06:15.679 --> 01:06:21.239
it's strange hanging from the poppy tree
had as Logan Paul. It's fucking

955
01:06:21.360 --> 01:06:28.239
pervert dad, dude, there,
that's right. Hearing the fact that Logan

956
01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:31.400
Paul has gotten all the shit he's
gotten after being the piece of shit he's

957
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:35.119
been is still perplexing. It's like
he's done better. Yes, he's definitely

958
01:06:35.159 --> 01:06:39.840
not as piece like as shitty as
he was, neither as Jake. Jake

959
01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:42.760
is still a huge piece of shit, but he's like not as shitty as

960
01:06:42.760 --> 01:06:45.800
he was like, do you ever
forget that like selling like gambling with children

961
01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:51.719
and like all this logan Paul is
actually still very much sucks way worse than

962
01:06:51.800 --> 01:06:58.119
Jake Paul overall, which is kind
of crazy. It's just recently that whole

963
01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:02.159
Coffee's illas ship right where like it
still And the weird thing is he has

964
01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:08.559
no he has so much money,
like he's actually a very wealthy person and

965
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:12.400
to the point where his gigs,
boxing, WWE and all this shit.

966
01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:15.360
But he's like, you know what, let me still scam people, like

967
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:18.840
what you have to you have to
just like doing that too, because he

968
01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:25.519
doesn't need to do it. So
it's pretty crazy. Let's uh, like

969
01:07:25.559 --> 01:07:29.360
you have if you know, if
you're that wealthy and you like I still

970
01:07:29.440 --> 01:07:31.280
choose to like because usually it's always
the other way. Like I don't know

971
01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:34.360
if you heard of this guy named
Patrick Bett David. He runs a thing

972
01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:40.079
called value Tamement and it's obviously it
was a he got he rose through prominence

973
01:07:40.079 --> 01:07:45.360
to MLMs and now he's trying to
act like he's legit, but you know,

974
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:47.639
he doesn't tell like, oh,
how he got his money and how

975
01:07:47.639 --> 01:07:50.400
he started. He scammed a bunch
of people and now he's like, oh,

976
01:07:50.440 --> 01:07:54.639
look at me, Logan. Paul
started off grinding, they did all

977
01:07:54.679 --> 01:07:57.400
their gay ass ship and then now
he's like, I think I'm gonna like

978
01:07:57.519 --> 01:08:00.840
really start scamming people hardcore now.
And it's like, what, it's backwards.

979
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.519
You're supposed to do it first.
You're suposed to do it first.

980
01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:08.000
Man, it's kind of weird.
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Whatever.

981
01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:13.280
Okay, So I just read I
very rarely have that reaction from a

982
01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:16.159
question, but I got to read
this one long long schlong Silver Road.

983
01:08:16.239 --> 01:08:20.000
And he says, hello, Christine
Darren and Queenston. Wow, has there

984
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:26.359
has there been a television show slash
game that you bought just because you thought

985
01:08:26.359 --> 01:08:32.079
a character was hot? Animal crossing
New Horizons just for that slutty Egyptian cat,

986
01:08:32.119 --> 01:08:35.880
and I binge the oblongs for the
goth French chick. First of all,

987
01:08:35.920 --> 01:08:39.720
that's insane, the oblongs. I
don't even your filth. That's a

988
01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:44.720
wilder film. I didn't even have
thought about the oblongs and so long.

989
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:48.319
I forgot about that too, totally
fucking forgot about that. But that is

990
01:08:48.439 --> 01:08:53.319
fucking crazy that you would. That
is so unattractive. It's it's wild.

991
01:08:53.960 --> 01:08:58.920
But god, God, God bless, I don't know if I'm sure this.

992
01:08:59.079 --> 01:09:00.960
Probably I'm sorry the time. I'm
not gonna I'm not I'm not gonna

993
01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:09.000
live time. I'm not gonna what
the attractive Egyptian mine? Look look,

994
01:09:09.039 --> 01:09:12.279
look, look, look, look, look this young man blunty Egyptian cat

995
01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:15.039
is is hotter than the oblongs French, bro, that's the cat. First

996
01:09:15.039 --> 01:09:17.520
of all, you fucking that's a
cat, kid. You gotta gotta look

997
01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:19.119
up the f I don't think,
I don't think. I don't think.

998
01:09:19.159 --> 01:09:24.199
I know, I know what the
oblong is disgusting as well. But once

999
01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:27.439
once almost human, once not human
at all, wants a cat. So

1000
01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:31.039
yeah, but I've happened across porn
of the other one, so like I

1001
01:09:31.079 --> 01:09:33.439
can easy, all right, I
accept it at least a little bit more.

1002
01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:38.920
Look makes more sense to me.
Look, I've done that. I

1003
01:09:39.039 --> 01:09:44.279
definitely, I definitely have army Commerce. I definitely bought skin from Fortnite.

1004
01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:47.239
Oh yeah, me too. It's
the only skin that I bought from Fortnite

1005
01:09:47.239 --> 01:09:49.560
ever, the only time I actually
ever played it. I guess that's my

1006
01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:53.840
answer. Then, Look, I
probably I've done I don't know. You

1007
01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:57.119
know, I'm I'm I'm a boy. I'm a boy of the modern the

1008
01:09:57.119 --> 01:10:00.199
two thousands. I've done it,
I've done it. But the well,

1009
01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:08.279
that French girl is fucking I know. Yeah, bro, you that's crazy.

1010
01:10:08.479 --> 01:10:12.079
That makes no fucking sense to me
at all. At least, like

1011
01:10:12.279 --> 01:10:15.239
dude, at the very least,
the gyp, the Egyptian cat in that

1012
01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:18.239
meme is like dancing seductively. At
least there's like something there. But like

1013
01:10:18.800 --> 01:10:25.720
Jesus Christ, that character from the
Oblong is one of the least enticing creatures

1014
01:10:25.720 --> 01:10:28.479
I think I've ever seen in my
entire life. All Right, So this

1015
01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:34.720
guy is exposing himself to not like
actual human human looking that's not a human

1016
01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:44.039
looking women like cat and the like
very round circular, very circular head looks.

1017
01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:48.800
She looks like circle heads. She
looks like yeah, nah, she

1018
01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:54.920
looks like I'm she looks I'm amazing, amazing, I'm trying to I'm trying

1019
01:10:54.960 --> 01:10:58.840
to be accurate, You're amazing.
We're trying to find how many beers,

1020
01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:04.319
how many beers bro to be more
and more than they got. I gotta

1021
01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:09.760
be unconscious. Yeah, that's like
maybe if I was like, yeah,

1022
01:11:09.800 --> 01:11:12.720
a few drinks down, like,
hey, hand job, I don't know.

1023
01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:14.560
I'll do it on I'll do it. I'll do it on a red

1024
01:11:14.560 --> 01:11:18.039
bull. Just I'll do it for
the story. I'll do it for the

1025
01:11:18.039 --> 01:11:20.640
story. I'll do You don't care, no, don't care no more.

1026
01:11:20.680 --> 01:11:27.079
That's why you're sick. I care
still, I care. Still you said

1027
01:11:27.119 --> 01:11:29.800
you care, then you said on
a red bull. You gotta understand.

1028
01:11:29.840 --> 01:11:33.800
You can't. You can't. I
can't. You can't exist in both those

1029
01:11:33.840 --> 01:11:39.880
realms at once. I care about
the story. Okay, it's a story.

1030
01:11:39.960 --> 01:11:44.520
What's what's bad now is that you
exist where you're always trying to find

1031
01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:47.760
a funny story and things, and
you're willing to put yourself in situations for

1032
01:11:47.800 --> 01:11:51.920
it. Dude, I have I
have put myself and do such horrible I

1033
01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:58.880
have put myself into such horrible predicaments
purely because I thought one day it'll be

1034
01:11:58.920 --> 01:12:01.000
a really funny story. Yeah,
you gotta. You gotta, purely.

1035
01:12:01.159 --> 01:12:08.800
And that was like the only reason
you gotta regroup store you need to.

1036
01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:13.680
He's like, all right, yeah, I'll fuck you regroup. I'll this,

1037
01:12:15.199 --> 01:12:16.880
okay, Yeah, let me think, let me think. I think.

1038
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:19.720
I don't know, man, I'm
sure I've done this, of course,

1039
01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:27.319
you know, but I can't.
I don't think there's anything specific that

1040
01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:32.319
I've that I've purchased as a result
of thinking like something was like I watched

1041
01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:36.199
things that I was already into and
then you know, oh she's hot or

1042
01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:39.199
whatever, you know what I mean. But like, I don't think I've

1043
01:12:39.239 --> 01:12:44.000
been drawn to something for that reason. I've definitely bought a study action like

1044
01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:47.800
Carol dan Verse and fucking like Spider
Woman, Black Cat. Like I'm like,

1045
01:12:47.840 --> 01:12:49.920
I'm a kid, Like I'm a
comic book nerd. You like I've

1046
01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:55.000
done that. It's whatever. I
think I bought that comic a Spider Woman

1047
01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:59.640
where like her ass was impossibly like
shown. Oh yeah yeah yeah, like

1048
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:03.159
every it actually big. That was
a big story. Was it was it

1049
01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:06.600
redding yellow suit? No? No, no, it was it was like

1050
01:13:06.640 --> 01:13:10.760
white and it was like white right, yeah, it's it's actually I kind

1051
01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:13.520
of forgot it's it was painted,
right, it was like it was it

1052
01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:15.880
wasn't painted, Yeah, it wasn't
like it was. It was a variant.

1053
01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:18.720
Dude. Yeah, it was a
very dude. That was like it

1054
01:13:18.880 --> 01:13:23.239
was or was it was? I
remember, but it was it was that

1055
01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:25.760
was a big story that at that
time. I remember that was a huge

1056
01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:29.479
that was a huge topic of conversation
about how they were calling it sexist because

1057
01:13:29.520 --> 01:13:34.199
it's impossible. It's like, it's
impossible that Spider Woman could even function moving

1058
01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:39.159
around like that. It's like,
bro, yeah, the first Spider Man

1059
01:13:39.319 --> 01:13:42.439
does it make sense? Well,
first of all, also, but Spider

1060
01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:45.640
Man doesn't make sense, Like there's
so many there's so many postes that Spider

1061
01:13:45.680 --> 01:13:49.960
Man has it the red yellow cool. Oh yeah, it's I don't know

1062
01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:54.119
what it is, Okay, hold
on saying. I'm just I'm trying to

1063
01:13:54.119 --> 01:13:57.520
get the actual because they're in everything
that I'm seeing. They're cutting off for

1064
01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:00.199
fucking butt cheeks, and I'm like, hey, how dare you how fucking

1065
01:14:00.279 --> 01:14:05.239
dare you do that? Covering it? What? Everything that I'm trying to

1066
01:14:05.279 --> 01:14:08.000
find? Okay, here it is. I found I found it, all

1067
01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:14.399
right, a Spider Woman cut off
six someone did some cost claim but yeah,

1068
01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:16.640
still still not nearly as good as
they did in the comment. And

1069
01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:21.479
because that is the title, I'm
about to send you a chat right now,

1070
01:14:21.479 --> 01:14:28.840
I'm about to play in the chat. Is that every super just fended?

1071
01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:31.359
Whoa? Here we go that is
true. Yeah, and they're drawn

1072
01:14:31.479 --> 01:14:34.520
also to be like, come on, bro, hold on a second,

1073
01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:39.359
why did you do that? Yeah, that's not no, because I know

1074
01:14:39.399 --> 01:14:41.479
it. Yeah, so it's hold
on, hold on, I'm gonna get

1075
01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:44.439
the I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
the link. I'm gonna get the relink.

1076
01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:46.640
One second. Here we go.
I have it. It's this one.

1077
01:14:47.640 --> 01:14:54.760
Yeah, super Robot Mayhem dot Com. Yeah, wow, I do

1078
01:14:54.840 --> 01:14:58.359
remember. It's so crazy. Remember
this, Yeah, I remember this.

1079
01:14:58.520 --> 01:15:02.479
Yeah, the Spider the Spider Woman
variant cover by Milo Menara. Yeah,

1080
01:15:02.479 --> 01:15:05.399
there you go. And it was
like a huge topic of conversation because everybody

1081
01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:11.199
was talking about how impossible it was
for yeah, to get a fucking coplay.

1082
01:15:11.199 --> 01:15:14.279
It's really fucking good though. The
only reason it can even be is

1083
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.319
by being paint, you know,
like by body paint, because like,

1084
01:15:16.399 --> 01:15:19.479
yeah, but that's all superheroes really
like, right, so we'll not well,

1085
01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:21.359
not all superheroes, but a lot
of him, like Spider Man,

1086
01:15:21.479 --> 01:15:26.159
Like Spider Man makes no sense,
like the way that the way that fabric

1087
01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:29.600
works, it's like no, like
he's he's definitely a naked man painted that

1088
01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:35.439
way cup, which I prefer that. I prefer that he's he's fucking just

1089
01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:40.880
no cup, bro, Like why
that is a crazy good fucking if you're

1090
01:15:40.920 --> 01:15:45.680
who's this person? I trying to
think of us, who's this person that

1091
01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:49.399
did this costplay? But trying to
find her your only fans or would nah

1092
01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:59.039
man just curious, it's curious,
you know for the story. Yeah,

1093
01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:00.920
yeah, yeah, I honestly,
I honestly can't think of anything. I

1094
01:16:01.319 --> 01:16:03.840
honestly, oh you know what,
no, never mind, never mind chun

1095
01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:06.960
Lei chun le street Fighter five I
did. I did pay money to get

1096
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:10.680
to get the suit to the costume, the classic costume. There you go,

1097
01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:14.880
so both both you know what it's
worth. It is chun Lee because

1098
01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:19.039
his mine was in Fortnite the literally
the only time I played Fortnite. That

1099
01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:24.119
was it. I forget got.
I bought the five six. I bought

1100
01:16:24.119 --> 01:16:28.039
the old Chunlei skin. I also
bought the old Cammy skin. And in

1101
01:16:28.119 --> 01:16:32.000
six they made her ass so fat
it's crazy they gave they gave Cammy ass

1102
01:16:32.079 --> 01:16:35.359
for days. It is like,
bro, this is you didn't need to

1103
01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:41.119
do all this, but I respected. Yeah, I was expected it's gonna.

1104
01:16:41.319 --> 01:16:44.760
I did buy one other comic because
it was a backgirl. It was

1105
01:16:45.079 --> 01:16:48.560
it was an issue number twenty six
because she looked like, this is the

1106
01:16:48.640 --> 01:16:54.000
artist Alex Garner. Yeah, I
love his art, and god, she

1107
01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:57.319
looks so she looks so good in
the cover. I was like, dude,

1108
01:16:57.560 --> 01:17:00.640
what's up? I'm sucking this is
my ship right here? How you

1109
01:17:00.680 --> 01:17:06.520
do it? All right, let's
let's let's get uh, let's knock out.

1110
01:17:06.600 --> 01:17:11.279
Let's knock out three three questions real
quick, and then we'll head out.

1111
01:17:11.279 --> 01:17:18.000
Doctor doctor robotic doctor rocock. Next, the obscene peen Machine wrote in

1112
01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:21.720
he says, hello, black and
Hispanic, black but not Hispanic and Hispanic

1113
01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:27.279
but not black. Nice. You
have the power to simultaneously remove the thing,

1114
01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:30.880
not a person that you hate most, but at what but at the

1115
01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:35.000
cost of what you love the most. You can then continuously do this until

1116
01:17:35.000 --> 01:17:36.840
nothing exist on Earth? Do you
do it? If so, how many

1117
01:17:36.880 --> 01:17:40.760
times do you do it? For
example, Chris could remove the existence of

1118
01:17:40.760 --> 01:17:43.880
Imagine Dragons as a band, but
at the cost of the Halo series.

1119
01:17:45.119 --> 01:17:47.119
I wouldn't. I wouldn't do this. Yeah that's not that's that's too quick.

1120
01:17:47.880 --> 01:17:50.239
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't
do that. What did it cost?

1121
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:56.000
Everything? Unless it was like everything, like unless it was like getting

1122
01:17:56.039 --> 01:17:58.880
rid of like you know, I
don't know, like pedophiles or something where

1123
01:17:58.880 --> 01:18:00.000
it's like, okay, the cost
you know, but then but then you

1124
01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:02.640
couldn't know. But then you couldn't
remove the people. I guess you could

1125
01:18:02.680 --> 01:18:08.640
remove the concept of or like that
that you could remove that. But then

1126
01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:11.279
but then, dude, what cost
would that be? Would that be like

1127
01:18:11.359 --> 01:18:15.800
your ability to fucking walk? Because
that's a big trade, you know what

1128
01:18:15.840 --> 01:18:17.199
I mean, to get to save
the world. In that way, you

1129
01:18:17.199 --> 01:18:19.720
would be like you would be relegated
to like a Stephen Hawking chair, except

1130
01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:21.960
you wouldn't be as important, so
no one would give you a cool chair

1131
01:18:23.039 --> 01:18:27.159
to talk around him. So like, I don't know why Stephen Hawking cheated

1132
01:18:27.199 --> 01:18:30.960
on his wife with like his workers, social workers. How is he gonna

1133
01:18:31.000 --> 01:18:34.600
with another chair? What are you
talking about? Yeah, he sat in

1134
01:18:34.600 --> 01:18:39.079
a different chair jack me off.
And then she was like, wait,

1135
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:42.720
I don't don't keep doing it.
This is not supposed It was somebody else.

1136
01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:45.319
It was somebody else with the with
the L A L S. Right,

1137
01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:47.520
it was it was another was it? I actually don't know who would

1138
01:18:47.640 --> 01:18:50.960
think? So I remember there was
I remember there was like a like video

1139
01:18:50.960 --> 01:18:55.800
footage of a chair. There was
a video of him in a chair all

1140
01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:59.359
fucked up, and he was wheeling
up to another woman in a chair equally

1141
01:18:59.359 --> 01:19:04.479
as fucked up. And my hands
don't work. Okay, never mind,

1142
01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:10.279
this is I remember. I remember
so so I'm remembering what this memory is.

1143
01:19:10.319 --> 01:19:14.199
It's literally a joke from family guy. So it's not real. I

1144
01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:16.000
know the joke. I actually,
yeah, yeah, I actually know exactly

1145
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:20.920
what you're up until now. You
know, up until now, I thought

1146
01:19:20.920 --> 01:19:25.359
that was just a real fact about
Stephen Hawking, that like he hooked up

1147
01:19:25.359 --> 01:19:32.319
with another they're fucking do we have
sex? I wouldn't. I wouldn't do

1148
01:19:32.319 --> 01:19:35.479
this personally, Like, I just
there's there's too few things I love in

1149
01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:41.159
this world that I just I can't
sacrifice any of them. Yeah, and

1150
01:19:41.199 --> 01:19:43.279
also I love to hate certain things
too, so like, I mean,

1151
01:19:43.399 --> 01:19:46.760
there's there's some enjoyment that I get
out of those good feels good. I

1152
01:19:46.800 --> 01:19:55.920
feel like a good trade. Let's
see, would you sacrifice getting rid of

1153
01:19:56.000 --> 01:20:06.319
like a Matt Walsh, but sacrificing
the Mike armand Trout actor. No,

1154
01:20:06.319 --> 01:20:10.680
Now, keep in mind Mike,
uh, keep in mind that Matt Walks

1155
01:20:10.840 --> 01:20:15.119
is probably responsible for a lot of
LGBTQ people being beaten up in a few

1156
01:20:15.159 --> 01:20:19.800
deaths and and definitely bomb threats at
hospitals and shit, so right right,

1157
01:20:19.840 --> 01:20:25.359
yes, but still no but but
but the performance that he gives is still

1158
01:20:25.399 --> 01:20:29.600
so good. I'm torn. That's
a hard one though, because I was

1159
01:20:29.880 --> 01:20:38.239
when you agreed and you're fucking knit? Why why did you? Well,

1160
01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:43.199
Mike, I didn't know you were
racist. What do you expect? Look

1161
01:20:43.279 --> 01:20:47.039
around you? Because look around you, Walter. Everybody's me, everybody's be.

1162
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:49.920
Your wife is me, your children
and me, you, Doug is

1163
01:20:50.000 --> 01:21:00.479
me. The Sun is me,
likes Walton, the Sun, the just

1164
01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:11.439
with Mike Irmatron's face telling tempy style
going I'm hot. Next question, please

1165
01:21:11.800 --> 01:21:14.960
please, the next question? Alright, alright, Nicki ziggy nicky, And

1166
01:21:15.000 --> 01:21:16.800
he's like writing a kind of question
to prove I'm an active member of this

1167
01:21:17.479 --> 01:21:20.640
uh to active member of this Patreon. Have you guys ever heard of the

1168
01:21:20.680 --> 01:21:25.680
fascinating phenomenon of yankee candles receiving a
bunch of negative reviews of people angrily,

1169
01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:29.439
of people angry the candles have no
smell, coinciding with a new wave of

1170
01:21:29.479 --> 01:21:31.399
COVID that's awesome. Oh yes,
yes, I have heard that. I

1171
01:21:31.479 --> 01:21:36.399
have heard that that there's whenever there's
a rise that yeah, those negative reviews

1172
01:21:36.439 --> 01:21:41.479
of a specific guess there's no fucking
smell at it isn't And then that's when

1173
01:21:41.479 --> 01:21:44.000
you know. That's when you have
to be careful. It's like it's like

1174
01:21:44.039 --> 01:21:46.960
dogs when they know the o the
weather. It's just someone's about to go

1175
01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:53.359
down. It's like a it's it's
a fucking hilarious phenomenon. And also it's

1176
01:21:53.359 --> 01:21:59.000
it's hilarious, but it's also maddening
because I can't stand all stupid people are

1177
01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:02.720
where they're like they're blaming the like, oh it doesn't I'm like, what

1178
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:09.840
about everything else? You fucking dick? I don't know. So would you

1179
01:22:09.880 --> 01:22:16.039
trade mm hmm down? And I'm
thinking about no, because because now I'm

1180
01:22:16.039 --> 01:22:19.199
thinking about like what I would trade, like if if I could get rid

1181
01:22:19.239 --> 01:22:21.159
of my sense of smell or something. I don't think I don't think,

1182
01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:24.239
I don't think, I don't want. I don't think I would because eating

1183
01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:28.720
wouldn't be as good. Yeah,
yeah, but then I would also be

1184
01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:30.800
thinner again, because then I would
have no reason to eat fucking delicious like

1185
01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:34.159
pizza and stuff. I think I
would get rid of. I think I

1186
01:22:34.199 --> 01:22:36.000
think if I was God, I
would get I would get rid of hand

1187
01:22:36.079 --> 01:22:42.279
jobs. I think they are the
worst of all of the worst sexual things.

1188
01:22:42.960 --> 01:22:46.159
Yeah, yeah, they are very
just like, get the fuck off

1189
01:22:46.239 --> 01:22:50.960
me, whatever, Get the fuck
off me. You really what you're doing,

1190
01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:55.920
You don't know what you're doing.
Leave me the fuck alive. I

1191
01:22:55.960 --> 01:22:59.880
can do it better. Let's get
angry like I've got. I've gotten like

1192
01:23:00.000 --> 01:23:04.439
I've felt like anger in my heart. It's anger absolutely because I'm just like,

1193
01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:08.000
why is this is such a waste. Yeah, it's like it's a

1194
01:23:08.000 --> 01:23:10.880
waste of it's a waste of calories, it's a waste of energy, it's

1195
01:23:10.880 --> 01:23:18.239
a waste of memory. Yeah,
it's just I got offended one so like

1196
01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:21.439
because I remember like a girl I
was saying it was like offered, like

1197
01:23:21.600 --> 01:23:24.239
can I can I give you a
hand shop or whatever? And I'm like,

1198
01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:31.479
no, bitch, what I would
absolutely not. So no, you're

1199
01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:36.760
like adamantly against them. I really
hate them, like i've I've It's I

1200
01:23:36.800 --> 01:23:39.720
don't know, man, I mean, I'm not like to me, it's

1201
01:23:39.760 --> 01:23:43.960
just like, well, if that's
the only the other like option I would

1202
01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:46.600
easily rather just do anything else.
I would rather go home. That's kind

1203
01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:54.119
of crazy to me. I would
rather play a video game, says giving

1204
01:23:54.119 --> 01:23:56.000
me a hand up. I'm slap
them in the mouth as hard as I

1205
01:23:56.039 --> 01:24:00.920
can. Y'all are just like wil
now because I'm to me, it's kind

1206
01:24:00.920 --> 01:24:04.760
of like the way. To me, it's like any like sexual acts or

1207
01:24:04.800 --> 01:24:08.880
whatever because somebody wants there was a
mean they compared to the pizza, and

1208
01:24:08.920 --> 01:24:12.840
I totally agree. Right, there's
like even like bad pizza. Fucking it's

1209
01:24:12.880 --> 01:24:15.239
bread, sauce and cheese. It's
yeah, it's edible, Like you know

1210
01:24:15.239 --> 01:24:17.199
what, I'm still eat It's the
only thing to eat. I'm made it.

1211
01:24:17.640 --> 01:24:19.520
I'm not gonna fucking throw it on
the ground and be like, oh,

1212
01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:24.880
I'm such a fucking superior fucking I
like like my my homie, my

1213
01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:27.760
homie Brock, we call him five
star Brock because of that shit. He

1214
01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:30.680
only eats the finest things. Were
like, fuck you, that's that's I

1215
01:24:30.680 --> 01:24:33.479
think that. I think that is
me in this area. Yea, I

1216
01:24:33.840 --> 01:24:40.760
will I them like some weird fucking
like something happened to you that, Like,

1217
01:24:40.800 --> 01:24:42.800
No, they're just not good.
They're just not good. Nobody knows

1218
01:24:42.800 --> 01:24:45.279
what the fuck they're doing. It
frustrates me too, because I know what

1219
01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:47.159
I'm doing with their equipment more than
they do. And it's like that by

1220
01:24:47.640 --> 01:24:51.880
feel like you're really, I don't
think it bothers me. It bothers the

1221
01:24:51.880 --> 01:24:56.560
hell out of me. Absolutely,
I think you're that. I think I

1222
01:24:56.560 --> 01:25:00.520
mean, unfortunately, I just I
don't. I don't believe that a second.

1223
01:25:00.000 --> 01:25:02.359
I believe it a hundred percent.
Don't I think I think you're I

1224
01:25:02.399 --> 01:25:06.720
think if I feel like, say, maybe some people told you some shit

1225
01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:11.039
and maybe you fucking booster ego,
but there's no way that you know how

1226
01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:13.640
to operate a pussy better than a
girl just knows how to know. That's

1227
01:25:13.640 --> 01:25:16.039
what I'm saying. That's what I'm
saying. What I'm saying is I can

1228
01:25:15.720 --> 01:25:19.640
I can work with them with my
hands better than they can work with me

1229
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:23.520
one hundred percent of the time,
Like one percent of the time. It

1230
01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:28.039
sounds like you have some spec there's
no special stipulation. It's just they don't

1231
01:25:28.039 --> 01:25:30.479
know what the fuck they're doing.
Okay, so okay, so the time

1232
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:34.079
everything, there's nothing too beating off. That's why they're not good. There's

1233
01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:38.920
nothing to it. No, no, no, no, no, there's

1234
01:25:36.359 --> 01:25:42.920
there's there's absolutely technique. If you
think there's fucking real technique, all there

1235
01:25:43.159 --> 01:25:46.000
is is just one specific motion.
You're going up and down and a little

1236
01:25:46.039 --> 01:25:53.600
bit of a twist. Are you
fucking serious? Subtlety, subtlety, No,

1237
01:25:53.880 --> 01:25:57.479
that's your fucking hand fitting your fucking
groove of your dick, and that

1238
01:25:57.720 --> 01:26:00.399
that's why it doesn't feel the same, because it's not there. It's it's

1239
01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:02.199
not their their hand is not your
hand. That's what you're actually coming.

1240
01:26:02.359 --> 01:26:04.760
Listen, listen, don't don't look. Don't get mad at me because I'm

1241
01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:08.840
not eating cheese nips for dinner,
all right, Like I need a meal,

1242
01:26:09.319 --> 01:26:13.079
I want a good im I want
my five styles. Let me put

1243
01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:15.880
it this way, let me put
this away. A fucking a pocket pussy.

1244
01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:18.279
That vibration still is still not a
pussy, right, Like it does

1245
01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:26.119
a lot of cool things and shit, but it is nice. It's better.

1246
01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:30.359
Last question, fucking whatever saying.
Ladies line up and beat him off

1247
01:26:30.399 --> 01:26:38.239
and then change his mind, like
like crowder dude, that would be an

1248
01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:43.960
amazing change. My hand drops are
bad, change my mind, Oh my

1249
01:26:44.039 --> 01:26:48.279
god. Okay, let's last one. Last one, stop with the Britain

1250
01:26:48.399 --> 01:26:59.039
slander. It already sucks here waiting
for somebody to say that for the records,

1251
01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:04.479
y'all suck. I actually really like, I'll never let the UK live

1252
01:27:04.520 --> 01:27:09.920
this down. You guys somehow lost
control of America when we were at our

1253
01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:15.079
most fucking terrible version of ourselves,
and you guys still lost. I don't

1254
01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:17.319
know about that. It's probably worse
now, Absolutely crazy to say such a

1255
01:27:19.359 --> 01:27:24.439
Yeah. I just literally the only
two people think the Boston Tea Party era

1256
01:27:24.560 --> 01:27:30.760
America is worse than it is now? Do I think jumping tea in the

1257
01:27:30.800 --> 01:27:39.640
ocean is worse than? That's proto
America pretty much pedophile pedophile billionaires, you

1258
01:27:39.680 --> 01:27:44.039
know, with with yes we were
pathetic, then at least now we can

1259
01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:46.840
defend ourselves. Then we just decided
to say no enough, and they were

1260
01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:51.119
like, okay, Broe, you
just so what you mean is what you

1261
01:27:51.159 --> 01:27:57.640
mean? Isn't weakest? You mean
weakest? Yeah? Read the question.

1262
01:27:58.720 --> 01:28:01.560
Somebody somebody to get about out of
here? Where's that fucking where's that Vonville

1263
01:28:01.600 --> 01:28:08.560
Kaine where we're talking about grab your
neck and breaks your neck, hopefully paralyzes

1264
01:28:08.640 --> 01:28:13.560
you. The worst person ourselves,
the worst person on ourselves is probably like

1265
01:28:13.880 --> 01:28:19.840
I don't know what like fucking not
not that one not uh, that's I

1266
01:28:19.840 --> 01:28:24.760
think, No, yeah, definitely, I think when the weakest, when

1267
01:28:24.760 --> 01:28:27.640
they just that's like that's when we
had that's when we had the least power,

1268
01:28:27.680 --> 01:28:30.039
for sure, belt buckles on their
hats when they first showed up.

1269
01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:41.760
But the nerves anyway, pilgrim,
I would beat the pilgrim. I'd put

1270
01:28:41.800 --> 01:28:45.319
them in a hospital, Dude,
I'd put them in a fucking hospital tent

1271
01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:47.640
that they got a built in a
ten day fucking bath that I'd kill them,

1272
01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:54.279
kill all of them, all the
Mayflower, all those ships show you

1273
01:28:55.119 --> 01:28:59.880
things. They would die if I
coughing, they would die. So true.

1274
01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:03.520
Actually, that is an ironically totally
real like That's what's so funny about

1275
01:29:03.560 --> 01:29:06.680
the concept of time travel to me
is because like there's so many diseases that

1276
01:29:06.720 --> 01:29:11.960
we we have like innate to us
that are just not effective anymore because of

1277
01:29:12.000 --> 01:29:15.800
like antibiotics or just like generalized like
herd immunity. So if like if we

1278
01:29:15.840 --> 01:29:20.960
went back in time, we would
wreak absolute fucking havoc. Yeah, just

1279
01:29:20.960 --> 01:29:30.399
bring up bring just like what did
you say? Just just bring up just

1280
01:29:30.520 --> 01:29:40.359
right around a sucking bicycle, coughing. Just here. What the fuck is

1281
01:29:40.359 --> 01:29:45.439
that contraption, Lady Meredith, Hey, oh, I don't. He starts

1282
01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:51.039
blood out of his he starts popping
up out of his eyes. Blood feel

1283
01:29:53.239 --> 01:29:59.520
and he died. I feel quite
posh, and then a native joy you

1284
01:30:00.119 --> 01:30:03.479
he dies. I was. I
can't. I can't smell I was blessed

1285
01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:12.760
by a wizards anymore. This is
glorious. I can't smell my own unwashed

1286
01:30:12.800 --> 01:30:17.079
pilgrim ass. I'm living in I'm
living at absolute I'm living at an absolute

1287
01:30:17.159 --> 01:30:24.880
ecstasy. I'm related all times.
My wife was my wife here no longer

1288
01:30:24.920 --> 01:30:28.920
bothers me. We've had four children. It is amazing, for real,

1289
01:30:29.319 --> 01:30:33.760
you know, it is sincerely fucking
crazy that humans had sex at all before,

1290
01:30:33.880 --> 01:30:39.880
Like like the idea of hygiene not
being a complete deal breaker for most

1291
01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:42.359
of human history. Well the thing
and the well, the thing is this

1292
01:30:42.920 --> 01:30:48.760
hygiene was prevalent in several cultures,
but not in European Indian culture they had

1293
01:30:49.039 --> 01:30:54.680
hygiene was a prominent and South American
a native at culture that was. Hygiene

1294
01:30:54.760 --> 01:31:00.000
was prevalent in Asian culture, Hyde
is prevalent. Europeans didn't shower often they

1295
01:31:00.039 --> 01:31:04.680
were smelling gross everywhere else. We're
like, yo, eventually you gotta get

1296
01:31:04.680 --> 01:31:11.079
into water and clean yourself. For
them, they were like British, British,

1297
01:31:11.560 --> 01:31:15.119
French, Spanish blah blah blah,
which our once a month. I

1298
01:31:15.159 --> 01:31:17.640
did hear and I never fact checked
this. I heard this when I was

1299
01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:21.079
a kid, and I never fact
checked that. Uh. In medieval times

1300
01:31:21.119 --> 01:31:26.800
they would specifically carry around handkerchiefs because
of how disgusting people would smell and cover

1301
01:31:26.880 --> 01:31:30.840
their noses. Like, I've never
fact checked that, but I guess it's

1302
01:31:30.880 --> 01:31:33.960
impossible really to do that. You
don't really know if you experienced it.

1303
01:31:34.000 --> 01:31:38.439
But like I think, I don't
know, man, it's crazy, dude,

1304
01:31:38.479 --> 01:31:41.479
Like you're ancient Europeans, fucking crazy
shit man. They used to pick

1305
01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:46.199
the plaque out of their teats and
use it as moose. Is that I

1306
01:31:46.199 --> 01:31:53.760
see? Would you say saying preposterous? It's so crazy? But I'm also

1307
01:31:53.840 --> 01:31:59.760
like, there's a chance that he
might be the world, isn't it crazy?

1308
01:31:59.800 --> 01:32:01.640
I look back every day and I'm
like, the Europeans really ruined the

1309
01:32:01.640 --> 01:32:05.239
world for like black people in general, but like it like little slip bro

1310
01:32:06.079 --> 01:32:10.479
because they were Danish, because they
kept fighting each other. That's why they

1311
01:32:10.560 --> 01:32:13.680
kept attacking one another. And they
were like, we gotta go somewhere else.

1312
01:32:14.319 --> 01:32:16.920
We're all gonna die. And it
just made it everything else. The

1313
01:32:16.920 --> 01:32:25.479
world's proname. My name is cuddles
with And I shipped up my back and

1314
01:32:25.680 --> 01:32:33.600
I didn't shower anymore. Twice a
year. Vexible his bed, his bed

1315
01:32:34.039 --> 01:32:43.760
chemicals. Pretty cool. He's like
a rock star and like or like not

1316
01:32:43.840 --> 01:32:45.800
a rock star, but like this
famous figure in like early Europeans, like,

1317
01:32:45.880 --> 01:32:49.720
I ship up my head back and
I don't clean it. I take

1318
01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:55.239
two showers. He's like, whoa, whoa, that's more bats than I've

1319
01:32:55.239 --> 01:33:01.039
ever taken. Yo, can't even
how long do you think you could go

1320
01:33:01.359 --> 01:33:04.920
without showering before? You like us, like us couldn't take into them.

1321
01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:11.880
They're fine, that's they don't shower. I guess we did. It's incredible.

1322
01:33:12.760 --> 01:33:15.920
We did not even answer this guy. We just he masked us to

1323
01:33:15.079 --> 01:33:28.720
stop immediately, way harder on his
answers to smelly nigga dive. I gotta

1324
01:33:28.720 --> 01:33:32.960
be real. I totally lost it. Yeah, I totally lost the question.

1325
01:33:32.920 --> 01:33:36.800
I don't know where, Yeah,
what is it? Keep finding it?

1326
01:33:36.800 --> 01:33:42.199
Look look fresh. I'll just say
one quick I'm doing one quick cursory

1327
01:33:42.199 --> 01:33:46.439
thing and then we'll wrap it up. Yeah, the English English niggas,

1328
01:33:46.439 --> 01:33:50.359
man, they're all right. I
might have said this before when I when

1329
01:33:50.359 --> 01:33:55.600
I was coming back from Greece,
uh in twenty seventeen, I met up

1330
01:33:55.640 --> 01:33:59.039
at at Heathrow. We had a
bunch of British fucks and they all we

1331
01:33:59.079 --> 01:34:02.159
all met up and had a few
pints and it was it was really fucking

1332
01:34:02.199 --> 01:34:05.760
cool. I actually really like British
people. The only things I don't like

1333
01:34:05.960 --> 01:34:12.840
is is is their hip hop and
and their baked beans. That's about it.

1334
01:34:14.039 --> 01:34:15.119
Can I just sound very honest?
Yeah, that'd be very honest.

1335
01:34:16.319 --> 01:34:23.319
Okay, man, I hope every
British person that is interesting that isn't related

1336
01:34:23.319 --> 01:34:26.960
to me gets stars. That's it. That's our statement, Okay, every

1337
01:34:27.000 --> 01:34:32.119
single honest it's not really I mean
they got they when they when they owned

1338
01:34:32.199 --> 01:34:36.920
Hong Kong many they got it.
Do you remember when they were all dying

1339
01:34:36.960 --> 01:34:43.159
because they didn't have AC's Okay,
so he says, so so sat with

1340
01:34:43.159 --> 01:34:46.600
the Britain signer. It already sucks
here, suf you hooligans say, bunch

1341
01:34:46.600 --> 01:34:49.800
of hooligans first time Patron, a
long time subscriber here, what was the

1342
01:34:50.039 --> 01:34:55.720
what was the infamous character of your
area when you were younger? Mine was

1343
01:34:55.800 --> 01:35:00.479
a man called Purple Aki who was
known for squeezing men's muscles in gyms.

1344
01:35:00.560 --> 01:35:03.880
I swear I'm not lying. Google
it. We didn't have anybody like this

1345
01:35:03.960 --> 01:35:06.640
growing up where I was from,
anybody that was like or at least not

1346
01:35:06.720 --> 01:35:13.319
that I was old enough to really
pay attention. But recent, Oh my

1347
01:35:13.359 --> 01:35:20.159
god, you serious, Kevin.
You forgot I totally forgot about mysterious Kevin.

1348
01:35:20.760 --> 01:35:24.640
He would just show up. He
would just he wasn't like a he

1349
01:35:24.720 --> 01:35:29.600
wasn't like a he wasn't a like
a neighborhood figure though, Like he was

1350
01:35:29.640 --> 01:35:34.239
just like in our group in school, we just knew this guy kind of

1351
01:35:34.279 --> 01:35:38.880
a little bit. His name was
Kevin, and he would join us for

1352
01:35:39.119 --> 01:35:44.319
like parties and get together sometimes,
but most most of the time he was

1353
01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:47.560
never really there, and we would
always like run into him in like really

1354
01:35:47.680 --> 01:35:51.119
bizarre like would run into him like, oh, the one time I go

1355
01:35:51.279 --> 01:35:57.720
hiking in like three years and then
I run into Mysterious Kevin at like the

1356
01:35:57.760 --> 01:36:00.720
top of a mountain, or like, oh, I I to him under

1357
01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:03.039
a bridge, or like, oh
I ran into him, like I don't

1358
01:36:03.079 --> 01:36:06.279
even like in a fucking sewer or
something like. The strangest fucking thing.

1359
01:36:06.359 --> 01:36:13.399
Mysterious Kevin's a changelings. He's an
identity that several changelings take on and they

1360
01:36:13.479 --> 01:36:18.039
go throughout the world as Mysterious Kevin. Because that's that's so crazy. Totally

1361
01:36:18.439 --> 01:36:24.680
forgot. I totally forgot he was
around sometimes. I just knew that we

1362
01:36:24.760 --> 01:36:27.960
all knew him for some reason.
But I don't remember meeting him. I

1363
01:36:27.960 --> 01:36:32.119
don't remember. It's strange. I
don't know. I can't explain mysterious Kevin.

1364
01:36:32.159 --> 01:36:34.239
I was going to say, not
when I was growing up, but

1365
01:36:34.279 --> 01:36:38.680
around here currently where I live now, we have that Burbank sniffer. Who

1366
01:36:38.760 --> 01:36:43.520
was that guy that was going arounds
assholes and Barnes and noble right, the

1367
01:36:43.560 --> 01:36:47.479
Barnes and noble Barns of that I
go to. But what a fucking you

1368
01:36:47.520 --> 01:36:53.119
know, dude, I thought I
heard that he got caught or something.

1369
01:36:54.479 --> 01:36:59.640
Yeah, that he broke out of
prison. Yeah, I like that fucking

1370
01:36:59.680 --> 01:37:04.880
little I heard sniffed the bars the
gate open, the prisons gate. He

1371
01:37:05.119 --> 01:37:11.840
sniffed the structural integrity off of the
bars. That's crazy. Let's move on,

1372
01:37:11.960 --> 01:37:15.439
Let's go out of here. That
makes a lot of sense. Actually,

1373
01:37:15.439 --> 01:37:20.199
okay, let's get the hell out
of believe it. These episodes are

1374
01:37:20.199 --> 01:37:26.159
getting too fucking two fucking apoperfect two
perfect. What you mean we should start

1375
01:37:26.199 --> 01:37:30.399
just like we should start just letting
the questions lead. Honestly, I've actually

1376
01:37:30.520 --> 01:37:34.079
I've I've I think I've Yeah,
I've wanted that. Actually, it's just

1377
01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:39.800
it's just better content because foot is
better content. Nothing. I feel like

1378
01:37:39.840 --> 01:37:42.840
the only time we really need to
talk about something when something actually fucking happens.

1379
01:37:43.239 --> 01:37:45.399
Yeah, you know it's something too. It's like every time something happens,

1380
01:37:45.399 --> 01:37:46.239
I feel like it gets too serious, you know what I mean,

1381
01:37:46.359 --> 01:37:49.079
Like we have like oh, it's
like because we're always like should we say

1382
01:37:49.119 --> 01:37:53.520
what we think? Should we like
entertain We're not this way. It's fucking

1383
01:37:53.680 --> 01:37:56.760
yeah, we gotta turn on the
comedians switch when that shit happens, when

1384
01:37:56.760 --> 01:37:59.479
the series should happens. I'm like, I'm all locked in like preaching and

1385
01:37:59.479 --> 01:38:01.319
shit on my way. I needed
to say something stupid. Yeah, we

1386
01:38:01.359 --> 01:38:04.560
need to have fun anyway. These
are all of our twenty five dollars and

1387
01:38:04.640 --> 01:38:10.279
up patrons. We thank you very
much. Remember you can come out.

1388
01:38:10.359 --> 01:38:13.960
Remember you can. Okay, remember
you can come on over to patreon dot

1389
01:38:13.960 --> 01:38:18.680
com, slash the stark tank and
help us out in appreciated box, send

1390
01:38:18.680 --> 01:38:23.680
a bucket of com to Derek's p
O box. I want to come a

1391
01:38:23.800 --> 01:38:29.439
big, old big want no lid. I want I want that thing to

1392
01:38:29.439 --> 01:38:31.520
be him. I want that thing
to have splashed all over the fucking place.

1393
01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:35.439
But it's it's it's no lid.
It's a saran wrapped over. The

1394
01:38:35.640 --> 01:38:44.520
fucking man delivers it. He's like
he didn't see any of he didn't,

1395
01:38:44.560 --> 01:38:46.239
but the little drop of it he
didn't know. He's a gee man.

1396
01:38:46.479 --> 01:38:49.640
He's like, signed here for your
bucket. A come worry, Let's move

1397
01:38:49.680 --> 01:38:55.840
on. Let's get the funk out
of here, alright O. Lord of

1398
01:38:55.920 --> 01:39:01.760
Drone strikes. Listening to Sweeney makes
me consider as him fuck face unstoppable.

1399
01:39:02.840 --> 01:39:10.000
There goes my homo. Watch him
as he blows Keith David but British British

1400
01:39:11.279 --> 01:39:13.760
twenty two episodes to go. I'm
coming for y'all. This guy's catching up.

1401
01:39:13.800 --> 01:39:17.319
Quick walk this gay suck this gay
walk this gay suck this gay Give

1402
01:39:17.359 --> 01:39:24.000
me yo, dick bad Okay,
jolly old dipshit back from Birmingham. Yanti,

1403
01:39:24.279 --> 01:39:27.039
I've seen things in this house.
I've never spoken of the cock that

1404
01:39:27.119 --> 01:39:33.159
Pierce your father came in his ass
NDC thirteen ciphergraph Sweeney's Horrible Eldridge Laugh till

1405
01:39:39.920 --> 01:39:48.439
till I prolapse. Oh my god, we could do that. Till I

1406
01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:51.680
prolapse. I'm filling this ass as
long as you drill into this day.

1407
01:39:51.680 --> 01:39:57.279
I suck cocks, so you never
say that I'm not feeling gay. I

1408
01:39:57.319 --> 01:39:59.520
don't know. I don't know what
it says. It cuts off after that,

1409
01:39:59.600 --> 01:40:03.319
but till I prolapse, it's pretty. That is that is too good?

1410
01:40:03.399 --> 01:40:06.399
Actually that I feel like I should
find weird al Yankevic and be like,

1411
01:40:06.479 --> 01:40:09.520
I'm gonna take this, and you
can't take this from me, even

1412
01:40:09.560 --> 01:40:14.000
though he hasn't done anything in years. Uh, the only snark tank patron

1413
01:40:14.039 --> 01:40:15.840
you have both justifiably invariably shot and
killed not just one, but two people.

1414
01:40:15.880 --> 01:40:21.960
Congratulations on your murder because you're because
your dick. Your dick is on

1415
01:40:23.000 --> 01:40:26.239
my lips. Because your dick,
your dick is on my lips. I

1416
01:40:26.239 --> 01:40:29.840
love sucking on guys. I don't
know what this is. Smoking that Qui,

1417
01:40:30.680 --> 01:40:35.319
oh sick, Okay, we're getting
some Dracula flow. Uh smoking that

1418
01:40:35.560 --> 01:40:44.800
quigon gin Vietnamese Phillip's head runts.
That does sound like some type of drug

1419
01:40:45.760 --> 01:40:50.239
or a gin. It does,
Sweeney like my weeenie people. Uh,

1420
01:40:50.640 --> 01:40:56.199
probably the only and likely last San
Carlos Depache that listens to the snark tank

1421
01:40:56.760 --> 01:41:02.920
stay c DC long Wait gay CDC
long and black? I like his shack

1422
01:41:03.079 --> 01:41:06.119
is dick is long? I'm glad
it's black. Yes, I dudes tied

1423
01:41:06.199 --> 01:41:10.560
or loose? Man, I'm not
know what that is. I'm like they're

1424
01:41:10.560 --> 01:41:15.920
stumping us. Man, Oh is
that gay CDC? Gay CDC? Is

1425
01:41:15.920 --> 01:41:23.920
that like CDC? Wait? Why
would it be CDC? I'm stumped.

1426
01:41:23.960 --> 01:41:26.319
I don't know. But usually when
I when I see CDC, I think

1427
01:41:26.319 --> 01:41:30.399
of Colin Chris Dustin, because that's
how people write into sacred symbols, when

1428
01:41:30.399 --> 01:41:32.680
they go like, hey, CDC, oh, that's probably a reference for

1429
01:41:32.680 --> 01:41:36.880
you guys maybe, but like it's
gay CDC. But it's not, because

1430
01:41:36.920 --> 01:41:41.359
it's clearly a gay parody. Shit, but like it's but is it?

1431
01:41:41.359 --> 01:41:43.880
Like it is it supposed to be? Like run DMC? But you thought

1432
01:41:43.920 --> 01:41:49.520
like, oh, maybe he thinks
Kingston is spelled with a c is.

1433
01:41:49.640 --> 01:41:54.399
Chris Kingston, Chris Kingston, Derek. Is that what? That is?

1434
01:41:54.640 --> 01:41:59.960
What was the lyrics again? Oh? Colin Chris Derek. Wait, Colin,

1435
01:42:00.199 --> 01:42:04.079
Chris Dustin, Chris Kingston, Derek. That is kind of It's kind

1436
01:42:04.079 --> 01:42:11.399
of interesting anyway, shit and a
lot of cousin does ye anyway? The

1437
01:42:11.439 --> 01:42:15.399
Mask Too, starring Paul Blarts,
mall cop in black face, help come

1438
01:42:15.479 --> 01:42:17.720
in my ass. You're drilling me. You're drilling me. All I want

1439
01:42:17.800 --> 01:42:20.880
is your ooze. The Kill Caucasian
Container, The Cracker Breil for Gays.

1440
01:42:20.960 --> 01:42:24.840
Keith David tinfoil tyrant because I'm a
hex girl and I'm gonna put my cum

1441
01:42:24.880 --> 01:42:28.640
on you, putting blackface on my
blight bulbs. Keith David raped my dragon

1442
01:42:29.159 --> 01:42:33.560
consensually. Uh, Max Silhouette Sweeney
Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my penny,

1443
01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:38.159
bend my dick coming just as sings
and the straits I tried to sway.

1444
01:42:38.600 --> 01:42:42.079
Come to the gay side and we'll
play. Uh she pipkin on my pippa

1445
01:42:42.159 --> 01:42:45.239
possum. Yes, that's my real
name. Aaron Rodgers said that he listened

1446
01:42:45.279 --> 01:42:47.680
to the sounds of dolphins mating to
help his recovery. That's real. Look

1447
01:42:47.680 --> 01:42:51.479
it up. Oh my god,
that's fucking bizarre. Man, Dude,

1448
01:42:51.520 --> 01:42:56.920
that guy's fucked. Bro, he's
going through it. He's going through it.

1449
01:42:56.960 --> 01:43:00.079
Man, he's probably having like a
moment. But I don't feel like

1450
01:43:00.399 --> 01:43:05.039
trying to make a joke today.
Domination Average clip energy. Gag me or

1451
01:43:05.039 --> 01:43:09.119
release me parasite. Hey man,
you know sometimes you got it in you.

1452
01:43:09.199 --> 01:43:12.119
Sometimes you don't gag me or release
me parasite, but do not waste

1453
01:43:12.119 --> 01:43:15.199
my time with cock. They should
make Peedo's were GoPros in prison so you

1454
01:43:15.239 --> 01:43:16.359
can see what happens to them.
I think they would be neat Star Coffee

1455
01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:21.880
quef Gavid Gollum, Gollum and Spinkle
arguing over whether they say the N word,

1456
01:43:21.880 --> 01:43:27.479
transferm gremlin exposing people would like toosing
tolerance to one to ninety million rodigens

1457
01:43:27.520 --> 01:43:31.359
of ionizing radiation. You sh not. Vin Penn the Angelic DM two two

1458
01:43:31.439 --> 01:43:34.880
trailer Park two trailer park guys,
fucking my ass, fucking my ass,

1459
01:43:34.920 --> 01:43:40.199
fucking my ass without me, Eminem
obviously, Craig the Canadian Billie Eilish be

1460
01:43:40.279 --> 01:43:44.359
like, I'm the cume man,
I'll feel your come man, bloated up

1461
01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:46.319
with cum man. Oh full of
cum man. I don't know what that

1462
01:43:46.359 --> 01:43:49.439
is. I don't listen to Billy
Eilish enough. It's your boy shawnny D.

1463
01:43:50.399 --> 01:43:53.000
And by the way, that's not
like, oh, I'm too cool

1464
01:43:53.039 --> 01:43:55.239
to listen to Billy. I just
don't. I just haven't gotten around to

1465
01:43:55.680 --> 01:44:00.199
actually bothering. Keith Fuck Keith David, y'all are sleeping on your I went

1466
01:44:00.199 --> 01:44:03.840
all. He's the goat crazy sentence
that I will always provide a disclaimer for

1467
01:44:03.920 --> 01:44:06.319
when I read it. Matt Wats
is the hero of our times. We've

1468
01:44:06.319 --> 01:44:09.920
been gang for life. Ben and
Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie butter knif on YouTube.

1469
01:44:09.960 --> 01:44:12.920
Sandman's ass turning to glass from friction
burn after receiving one too many bussy

1470
01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:15.920
gasms three x O buying ray cons
in twenty twenty and shocking my ear and

1471
01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:17.560
seizing function shortly after the warranting expired, slurping, stroke and smoke and joking,

1472
01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:20.840
and Kan's going like this morning,
Alec Keith David, Drip MHS return

1473
01:44:20.880 --> 01:44:24.640
to the Drip, Keith David Voice
Ramirez meet me at the dumpster behind the

1474
01:44:24.640 --> 01:44:27.520
Burger Town to play with my nipples. Obi, won't you blow me?

1475
01:44:27.960 --> 01:44:30.840
My love for Johnny cases a measurele
Guy Abby behind closed Doors by Rise Against,

1476
01:44:30.840 --> 01:44:33.079
there's a there's a dick. I
think we're missing. It's in my

1477
01:44:33.119 --> 01:44:38.399
ass. It's almost jizzen. Nice, shut up, dude, this fucking

1478
01:44:38.479 --> 01:44:42.239
rules. This is dick. I
think we're missing. It's in my ass.

1479
01:44:42.319 --> 01:44:45.720
It's almost jizzen. And the smiles
we cast each other. My brother,

1480
01:44:46.239 --> 01:44:53.000
my brother, something funny on topic, something funny topic, little gay

1481
01:44:53.039 --> 01:45:00.079
bowser penis times ten Mario Luigi and
Donkey Kong two. What okay? So

1482
01:45:00.119 --> 01:45:06.479
it's gay bowser and it's he's singing
about penis instead of peaches. Mario,

1483
01:45:06.760 --> 01:45:12.760
Mario Luigi and Donkey Kong too,
I'll suck their dicks till my face turns

1484
01:45:12.800 --> 01:45:16.960
blue. Not exactly the right amount
of syllables, because I think the line

1485
01:45:17.039 --> 01:45:21.039
is a thousand troops of coopers couldn't
keep me from you, which, by

1486
01:45:21.079 --> 01:45:38.520
the way, is an excellent rhyme. Uh but yeah, yeah, that's

1487
01:45:38.520 --> 01:45:40.960
a hard thing to sing though,
because it's Jack Black and his voice is

1488
01:45:40.960 --> 01:45:44.600
crazy. Yeah. Waits like five
eighty three. I feel gay fucky.

1489
01:45:44.640 --> 01:45:47.800
The Pepini Brothers Emporium of Realistic Cammy
and Chunley thigh shaped neck pillows. Oh

1490
01:45:47.880 --> 01:45:53.520
man, to tell you something,
man, I would buy that and absolutely

1491
01:45:53.600 --> 01:45:58.199
hide it. And yeah, like
that's going in the That's that's in the

1492
01:45:58.199 --> 01:46:02.119
closet for sure. Whatever people come
over, donc Donkerson. I once created

1493
01:46:02.119 --> 01:46:06.159
a hardcore Gandalf and Dumbledore fanfic to
spite my middle school friend group. You

1494
01:46:06.239 --> 01:46:09.920
got to pay the trolls to get
inside the boys. Hold William Harrington help,

1495
01:46:10.159 --> 01:46:15.319
I used my ram Help. When
I used my ram rod to make

1496
01:46:15.359 --> 01:46:21.279
the slam jam, it causes a
Garth quake in or Quif Chapels. Tell

1497
01:46:21.359 --> 01:46:29.920
him, Steve Dave big scream boy, I mean lesbian Barry mccockner, John

1498
01:46:29.960 --> 01:46:32.479
Strickland armored whole sex fires of rubbing
cox Marks eighteen eighty nine. I saw

1499
01:46:32.520 --> 01:46:36.119
a man with t Rex arms yesterday
and it made and made a very unsavory

1500
01:46:36.239 --> 01:46:40.520
joke the First Church of Keith.
You remember that guy, the guy with

1501
01:46:40.720 --> 01:46:44.760
t Rex arms for chasing that guy
with scissors on his feet. I don't

1502
01:46:44.760 --> 01:46:46.479
got time. Let's you've never seen
this video. This is a real video,

1503
01:46:46.560 --> 01:46:53.920
actually for real, you've never seen
the wait? Hold on if I

1504
01:46:53.960 --> 01:47:01.319
certainly don't remember man, I don't
want to no arms scissors ah man.

1505
01:47:03.000 --> 01:47:12.800
Jordan Peterson all right, I'm Jordan
Feederson. I love feet feeders. I'm

1506
01:47:12.920 --> 01:47:21.359
Jordan. I'm Jordan Peterson, and
I love feet away to a special specifically,

1507
01:47:21.399 --> 01:47:26.760
the toes really speak to the character
of the individual. Yeah, so

1508
01:47:26.760 --> 01:47:28.800
this is the t Rex. This
is this is the t rex. Guy

1509
01:47:28.880 --> 01:47:32.000
with with scissors. He's he's got
he's got scissors on his feet. I

1510
01:47:32.000 --> 01:47:41.560
can't. Oh you, isn't it
scary anyway? Oh my, it's very

1511
01:47:41.560 --> 01:47:47.640
scary. It's very fucking scary.
Look, dude, it's scary. It's

1512
01:47:47.640 --> 01:47:51.079
menacing. It's like those videos of
like JPEGs chasing people through half life levels.

1513
01:47:51.279 --> 01:47:55.359
It's like there's something deeply unsettling about
it. I don't know why.

1514
01:47:55.359 --> 01:48:00.199
He's making me a little nashes.
It's a nauseating thing to see the first

1515
01:48:00.199 --> 01:48:02.520
person Keith David uh Gay, Michael
Jackson b like, you can lick my

1516
01:48:02.720 --> 01:48:15.159
you can fuck my smooth booty hole. Come come come exit, exit exit

1517
01:48:15.199 --> 01:48:18.439
pants, egg exit pants, enter
ass take my com We're off to bussy

1518
01:48:18.479 --> 01:48:24.479
fucking land something. Yeah. Oh
yeah, that's the yeah. Yeah.

1519
01:48:24.520 --> 01:48:28.439
Pre Rose Blake E nine six,
Gay Jona Gamison editor editor in chief of

1520
01:48:28.439 --> 01:48:30.399
The Gaily Bugle, cop shoots farmer
Indiana fear that takes bigger than his I'll

1521
01:48:30.399 --> 01:48:33.600
ask you on fuel of trash Texas
status salad and the same clown pussy SUHK

1522
01:48:33.680 --> 01:48:36.720
take on my ass. Here is
Nicky Ziggy Sweeney's chicken Balty arguments you want

1523
01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:42.399
to slap him with a lancer.
Uh lancer. JFK's head was an I

1524
01:48:42.600 --> 01:48:46.000
E D. Every time I come
sounds like sCOD word walking. Jackson's DuPont

1525
01:48:46.079 --> 01:48:49.279
badly Brave Huggard Derek Duck Hunt Bulk, the first disciple of the Fitness eight

1526
01:48:49.399 --> 01:48:53.000
or in Prejerian Hunter Memphis won the
Angers crown and is always running out of

1527
01:48:53.000 --> 01:48:56.199
the list. The King of Haphazard. Uh, thank you all for your

1528
01:48:56.800 --> 01:49:03.479
unwavering support. We appreciate hit it
uh and uh yeah, I mean fucking

1529
01:49:03.600 --> 01:49:08.960
we'll see it. I guess shut
up, shut up, shut up,

1530
01:49:09.039 --> 01:49:12.359
Walter, he said, sorry,
Walter. He came all over me.

1531
01:49:13.399 --> 01:49:16.560
I didn't know what to make of
it. Shut the fuck up, Magneto.

1532
01:49:17.800 --> 01:49:19.720
I did everything ride and they came
on me.