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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one The Freak. We have

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a news of the week recap coming
up at seven thirty at the Scuttle,

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but also one of the wildest stories
in the world involving a professor at Penn

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State and what he was doing out
in nature, a thing that only Kavanaugh

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could relate to, coming up shortly. I also want you to stick around

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in about ten minutes because we're gonna
have audio of an NBA player who I

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swear to God he might be a
ghost. He has two different voices.

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It's the weirdest thing. It's coming
up in a few minutes. But sports

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slows down this time of year.
Things kind of check out. The Rangers

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are at spring training, the Cowboys
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The Stars got a big nine to
two win last night. The Mavericks are

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on All Star break well well Luca
in the All Star Game Sunday. Very

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typical All Star weekends. They'll do
all those tired bits and then the average

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start back till next Thursday, when
is h dunks Saturday night and three points

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Saturday night and chest pass into the
little m H. Yeah, little circular

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net skills, drill, and then
the point game with the WNBA players.

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I actually like that one. You
do like that one. I kind of

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like the hot spot shooting. No
three point shootouts the only it's worth a

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damn anymore? Right, three point
shoot that's pretty great. But I will

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I won't watch the dunk contest.
I don't know. If I'm doing nothing,

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I will throw it on. I
just wanted to do like a thirty

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second thing, or maybe it's yeah, thirty seconds and you lay up a

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bunch of mats with it and spray
paint of number you know, and form

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the hot spots you know, and
you basically get thirty seconds shooter's choice.

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You just run around and gives me
points as you can. Now, a

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lot of people might go safe and
just do a bunch of one point layups

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and basically do the mic and drill, but you had some wild what's like

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a fifty points from half court?
If you don't waste half court shot,

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drone rebound, you have thirty seconds
and surely just a free for all of

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Just get as many points as you
can and then the next person goes Me

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and Donnie did a bit where because
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it would take to make one,
and we went to SMU and Herman Hudson

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let open the practice court and let
us go out there, because it was

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oh yeah, it was like,
you have twelve shots to make a half

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court shot or you go to prison
for a year, you know, a

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million bucks or pre you know one
of those. And we both made it

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for a lot of shots number five
and six. Yeah, twelve is but

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it's a fun thing. No,
it is a fun thing. And you're

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getting nervous if you hadn't got it
by nine. Yes, are you doing

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he sent to prison? Right?
Are you doing like kind of dribbling and

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right up and launching it? Are
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doing granny shots? Because that's probably
what I would do, one big step

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throw it just like Luca. My
shooting form is almost identical to Luca.

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Donc okay, I don't believe anything. You asked what form we used,

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and I tried to paint a beautiful
picture that explained it. You've got a

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pretty good game from ten plus years
ago when we used to play. You

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have to probably run ten yards just
to get enough strength to get the ball

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to that rim. Yeah, like
master strength. You act like you just

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are standing in one spot and just
kind of lazily take a jump shot from

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half court. It's like two steps
and then you know, step into it

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and hook it is probably running and
then just winging it from your chest.

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Well, I just told you it
wasn't. Uh huh do you think you

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guys? One shot? He just
told me it wasn't, so must be.

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When are you going to believe him? Man? Never? I mean

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it's not that hard to get a
basketball from half court to the rim.

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I mean you have to something then
a nice chest pop I don't. I

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don't need to to high full swing
of the thing to get it there.

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A real man could hook shot it
from half court and make it dealish.

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No, a real man. Do
you think you'd have any chance on like

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mister mav MAVs man one chance?
No practice, full speed run with his

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little trampoline to succeed in dunking a
ball. Oh my god, no practice,

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and the mats are all there,
it's safe. I would say no.

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And the reason I would say no
is because you would be questioning how

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your speed and it's real hard on
your first time. I'm going from and

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I don't know what this trampoline's gonna
do when I hit it. No idea,

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no confidence in that, because you
got to really throw that ass into

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the trampoline. You would be so
timid when it game time to jump on

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it. I would over calculate that
and go flying over the backboard, crack

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three ribs and get a concussion.
Just smash into the shot clock. Yes,

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dies stunt, flailing over the top
of the back gun, just hanging

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help me. No, you go
like weakne right when you hit the trampoline,

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and you'd make it like halfway like
that. There's a meme of the

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big boy trying to do gets halfway. You need more momentum than you think.

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I think. Okay, So Sunday, though, the big event,

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dude, is the Daytona five hundred. It's the great American race. Dingo.

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Yeah, they start their season with
their super Bowl, the super Bowl

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of stock car racing. Really strange. I like it. It's strange.

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I I do like to watch the
Daytona five hundred year. But you're a

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racing man. I'm a racing man. So roy is French for hal ass.

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Another lie. No one told me
to stop lying. Recently, so

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like I maybe spiraling. I gave
that up after the Alamo Draft House promo.

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Yeah, this kind of rehab.
So I realize, you guys,

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I don't know. I'm gonna watch
a good chunk of it of of the

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Daytona five hundred Sunday here. I
always fly by that, some bitch.

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It's a spectacle. The coverage of
it is just exceptional. I like watching

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the first ten laps, and I
like watching the last ten laps. Okay,

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that's fair. And then the last
ten laps take an hour and a

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half. Yeah, you're right.
You know, Malcolm has taken a liking

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to the Disney Pixar show Cars with
Lightning McQueen. Yeah, cochell, and

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I've watched it probably I don't know, four or five thousand times in the

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last month. That show has got
me interesting. Really want to watch.

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Yeah, for whatever reason, Cars
and like, within the last month,

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I consider just sitting at home and
watching it. It's cute. I bet,

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yeah, it looks funa. Yeah, Pixar rarely puts out a dude.

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All right, so we're gonna bet
on the Daytona five hundred. Okay,

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I can give you give you a
little action for this Sunday, after

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after last night's Daytona Duels, we
have the starting grid. We know who's

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on the poll, that'd be Joey
Logano. We know who's starting dead last,

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that's Noah Gregson. And we're gonna
have to make our picks for and

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each pick three dudes. And the
way it works, you want to do

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good in this, Unlike the Royal
Rumble. You want to just have your

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three dudes finish well. And like
Danny, if you pick and you get

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the second, ninth and twentieth,
that would be twenty plus nine plus two

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thirty one, so you're totally thirty
one. And if Kevin finishes one,

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two three, obviously his total is
six six, so he you know,

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and then Kevin would beat you.
It's whoever has the lowest number of combined

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finishing positions you win. Second place
is good. If you have the highest

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number, you lose. One guy
could screw you. Yeah, one guy

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finished thirty or something. You're like, damn it. So that's it.

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Forty three cars, right, I
don't know what was it used to be.

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All right, here's the bet payoff
I've purchased, and we'll soon procure

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a very special daytona five D T
shirt. You'll you'll procure it when it's

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tend to put in the size.
No, it's gonna be excel. Damn

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it, that's not works. It
would be real tight for me. Did

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you wear two X? I mean, if I want to be safe,

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well you got two weeks too.
Don't drink any Baja blasts and I never

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have caramels. I wasn't gonna I
spent forty on his bit T shirt last

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night. I wasn't gonna buy multiples, but I suppose yet I thought you

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were excel. Can you get a
medium and stretch it out or large and

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great? And you have to wear
this shirt for a full week, every

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single day? Damn it? Okay, no washies, I don't care if

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you hate when people to the T
shirt, the T shirt. You have

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to wear a T shirt for a
week, right, I figure you also,

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we'll have to put full effort,
piece of paper pen however you want

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to do it and draw the most
beautiful picture you can of Bill Elliott?

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Okay, okay, who's Bill Elliott? Former NASCAR driver He drove the ninety

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four McDonald's car. Yeah, awesome, Bill from Dawsonville and you'll have to

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present that paint picture to the winner
as a gift, yes, as a

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gift, and be very sincere about
it. And it has to be beautiful.

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And then just because it came up
last segment, you have to three

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times in a week retweet something with
only the phrase would smash. Okay,

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okay, So loser was a T
shirt for a week, beautiful picture of

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Bill Elliott would smash three times?
All right. The order was predetermined in

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the break prior to this. We
each have the starting lineup, and I

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even told you guys look up the
odds to help you out. And Danny

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is first, I'm second, Kevin
is third, and it's a snake So

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Kevin has three and four And this
Snake draft is brought to you by Gary

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Garfield. Snakes plus all right,
not Spider Town. Don't go there,

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all right, Danny, are you
ready? Do you want me to explain

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my strategy is rapid fire pick No, I'll want you to very thoroughly explain

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your strategy. Denny Hamlin has ten
to one odds. He is also he

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has the highest odds to win.
That also has the highest pole position.

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I'm gonna pick him first. Denny
Hamlin. I think that's an excellent pick,

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and I think he is a one
two two time winner of the Daytona

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five hundred. Denny Hamlin, I
don't know, it doesn't matter. Is

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there any women in the field,
Mike, No, God, there's still

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not allowing they have many times.
I mean, Austin Dillon could be a

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girl. Yeah. The only people
with names that could be girls, Austin

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Dillon. There's a person named Corry, Corey La Joy, Okay Corey.

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Oh it could be an adult film
woman, yeah, Corey, Jimmy Johnson,

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Chase Briscoe, Oh, Chase Brick
good one. How about a j

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Almondinger? Okay, that could be
a girl. Oh, how about it?

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Two fifty to one long shot.
BJ McLeod. Please take BJ McLeod

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with your next pick. All right, you've taken Denny Hamlin. Yes,

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locked finally, he locked it in. I can't give keV Oh the favorite

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in this race by odds, so
I will take the favorite off the board,

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even though he's starting halfway down the
damn grid. I will take Brad

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Keselowski as my first selection. Okay, you should have to only draft Kevins

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No, but I am a fan
of a couple of drivers here. As

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I told you, haven't paid attention
to ASCAR in about twenty five years.

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Give me without hesitation, okay,
Joey Logano, Poul Sitter, that's a

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great pick. Kevin, thank you. It's a little down on the odd

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sheet for you guys, but really
not too far. Twelve to one that

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ain't bad. No, not bad
at all. And there's no away in

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the hell that I will vote for
a bush brother. No, I hate

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those guys. Ryan Blaney, welcome
to team. Keev Damn. Where's he

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starting? Boy? Being at the
elbows? Pretty nice right there? I

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can't see. Okay, Big Big
Mic, it's a great pic you just

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took back to me and back to
you. Yeah, I will take the

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great Kyle Busch. Kyle Busch to
Big Mic. Danny, you get two

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Becauzlowski's off the board, Bush Hambling. It's a live Snake draft, brought

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to you by Gary Snake Snake's plus. Okay, Hey man, let's go

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take your time. I am,
I am be sure, don't let's go.

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I gotta did you take did somebody
take Ryan Blaney? Yes? Okay,

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and somebody took Kyle Busch? Yeah, because I'm not writing it down,

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you pecker. I don't know any
of these people. We'll just take

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the next one in the line.
All right, fine, Chase Elliott.

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Sure he's great. Probably he's ken
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I assume you gotta be right.
He has to be all right.

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So that's too. This is my
final pick. You know, Danny gets

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to go twice. Oh yeah,
okay, yeah, I'm gonna take Ty

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Gibbs. I thought you were gonna
take Richard Petty Ty Gibbs. Okay,

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that's got to be the son of
Joe Gibbson. You took Kyle Larson,

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right, someone did? Yeah?
You know what, No, no one

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took him. No one took Kyle
Larson. Yeah, because no, those

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you're racist. Then I will relateuctantly. I was okay, sadly, I

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was about to take Bubba Wallace,
but instead I will think Kyle Larson.

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Oh my god, it's a bad
moment for me. Bruh, that really

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was. And because you're doing that
well, Kyle Larson's the best driver in

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NASCAR. That leaves me. I
mean I was thinking about Chris Bell.

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Who's hot? You know, just
pick? But I'm gonna go with Bubba

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Wallace that a boy, which I
did text Garrett would part time board up

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here as a freak his fantasy pics
this week. Or Denny hamm won,

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Michael McDowell and Bubble Wallace. So
and now he took Michael McDowell. Huh,

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No one took Michael McDowell. All
right, So locked in. Add

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your three finishing positions up. Whoever
is the highest number worst overall finish has

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to do those three things. Wear
the NASCAR T shirt for a week,

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a beautiful picture of Bill Elliot hand
drawn, presented to the winner, and

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tweet three times, retweet three things
would smash. That's fun and that's all

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you got to And now I have
a reason to care. There you go,

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lock it in. Good job,
and thank you Gary Snakes for sponsoring

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Drift. We'll save the voice thing
with with my guy, uh the NBA

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player with the weird voice for seven
thirty. I think you guys are gonna

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love that. Tiger made his return
yesterday. He had and played in a

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long time. He shot one overpart
and around one of the Genesis Invitational.

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He was doing okay, he was
kind of hanging in there and then this

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happened on hole eighteen. JJ,
if you don't mind cranking me up here,

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here we go. Here is Tiger
on holy eighteen? Oh hell yeah?

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That cut hozzle? Yep, I'm
wad right away. What there's something

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in there that? What did he
call hustle? Hellas? Hello? Oh

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hello, guys, listen to the
co concerned. And then the other guy

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said something weird played you? Oh
hellas, Yeah, that caught hozzle yep,

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pleenty help please. He clearly said
that caught hozzle. Yeah, that's

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what a shank is. When you
catch some of the hozzle, that little

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part that goes into the iron face
of the iron, and if you just

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hit the very side of that,
it goes bing straight to the right.

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You see it a plenty when you
golf with Kevio or I or anyone.

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I mean, none of us are
above the shank. Have you caught a

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lot of hozzle in your life?
Plenty of hozzle, plenty of hozzle,

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but you don't often. You do
see it sometimes, but not with Tiger,

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I'm sure he I don't know.
Yeah, but not everybody hozzle.

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But eighteen is a really hard hole. He hits the fairway at the hardest

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part he's in perfect position. I
don't even know wedge whatever he had in

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his hand, and he shanks it
into the trees and he was even par

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like he finished plus one. Trust
me, finishing even pars a whole lot

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better than finishing plus one. For
whatever you go out there, shoot even

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park cool and frankly, he played
decent. He got a bad break on

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one of the par threes, bad
line of the bunk or whatever. I

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would say, hold all tickets to
the people who believed in us, whoa

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taking a fifteen hundred to one or
one hundred and fifty to one Tiger Woods,

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But shocking that he shanks one on
the hole that the most people are

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looking at. Listen to the accountability
though in the post golf press conference,

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I'm not going to say the word, but on eighteen oh, I definitely

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I shaked it. What happened there? And is that still a shock to

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the system for you when that happens, Well, my back was spasman lost

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a couple holes and I was locking
up. So I came down and it

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didn't move, and I presented Hozele
first and shanked it. When's he presented

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hozzle first? That he can't finish
around without his back flaring up right now?

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That sucks? Yeah, And he
was like even in the press conference,

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he kept doing the leaning back.
I had so many surgeries. He's

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had fusions. He had the same
thing that I did. I don't play

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golf. Well, you wanted the
golf tournament once? It's the most Let

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me ask Kevin this, and you
know you too, Just place your bets.

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What's the most embarrassing thing in golf? I got the yips one time

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and it was I was playing what
kind of yips? Putting? Chipping?

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I lived? I was duffing the
ball every time, Like, what's worse?

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Fairway? Iron? My brother,
Me and my brother and two older

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guys who we didn't know, Like, you know, they put you with

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strangers. I do. If I
told you, I said, will you

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go apologize to them? I'm like
too embarrassed. This is a long time.

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You couldn't even face this. This
is back when I cared about what

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people thought about me. It was
a long time ago, but I mean

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it was like it was funny,
you know, looking back at it,

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it was really funny, but it
was really embarrassing because you're like holding up

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around and stuff. The most embarrassing
thing. What's worse? I would say

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for me, I have one sure. It's between hitting it fat on a

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two inch putt. Okay, you
don't often see putts chunked or missing the

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ball entirely off the tee. Okay, the full whiff off the tea is

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the worst thing I think they could
ever happen on a golf course. It's

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just the swooshing noise because everyone's silent. Ball's still there, damn it.

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What's worse out of these three or
so? Topping the ball off the tee?

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Just rolling it off the tea,
let's even say short of the ladies

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tea, which in golf parlance danny
is a d out. You're supposed to

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take your d out of your trousers
if you don't hit it to the ladies

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tea and let it hang the penis
That's exactly right, It's true. Uh,

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topping it off the tee, leave
it in the bunker or the shank.

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What do you do with the ball? Leave it the Bucker's understandable because

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the bucker people trouble, yeah,
is that when you're trying to shoot out

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of the bunker and it lips off
the top and comes back to hit you

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in the in the tummy if you're
lucky or you just one there. It

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is still what happened to uh Rory
yesterday? Yeah, yeah, it happens.

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It goes back into the bunker,
and it's a worse line than the

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one yet before when it rolls into
your little divot fell apart yesterday today.

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Fine, and I watched golf yesterday. Beautiful course. Huh yeah, it's

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great. Santa Monica is great well, of course. Oh so tigers went

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over, Go golf, Go golf. Hey, coming up next, what

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I got an update on a big
thing happening in Arlington, and of course

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your news recap of the week,
plus one of the weirdest damn stories you'll

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ever hear, Swear to God.
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