Welcome to teen Girl Talk. Teen Girl Talk. I'm Susie Coda, I
am Frank Flamcoda, and this week we are Madame Webb. I'll say,
I don't why is everyone so bad? It's not the worst movie I've ever
seen? I really don't get it. I like, I watched so I
just saw this movie. It's like hot off the presses for me. And
I got home and I started watching the Amanda the Jedi video about it,
and she made I only still like the ten minutes or so, and she
made the point that she's seen way worse stuff this year, and I kind
of agree, like I was ever so bad? I mean, the other
part is I'm a like, let me preface that with I'm a person who
loved Morbius, loved both the Venom movies, like I can't be trusted.
I also know nothing about comics, So okay, So Eddie is it?
Bru Bank, the guy who did the went to every Rainforest cafe in America
Trip Back Back, Thank You. He watched Morbius seven days in a row
when it came out, but he bought a ticket to everything everywhere, all
once, which is the correct way to see that. Yeah, And yeah,
I like Morbius was terrible. Okay, So I think I I'm not
that angry about this film. I think this film could have been way better.
I think it had potential. I think with like another half hour or
just like two okay, or just like a good montage in there in a
few places, or like two or three things. Okay, So I can
I can break down. I think the different levels of people being angry.
I mean, here's the other part. I think that the people who are
upset about it and I are looking for totally different stuff. Because I was
happy there was no big CGI fight scene. I was happy that it just
sort of was like a human interest story. I guess we're or less.
But okay, tell me why the comic book nerds are bad, because I
don't understand. Okay. Well, I was gonna say, well, you
have your usual batch of misogynists. They're just angry got that movie star women.
Then you have the comic book fans who are just like, oh,
there's three really cool characters who are being underutilized. Then you have but this
is like a pre origin story, isn't it. Yeah, But like the
characters are all like they've been around for a while, and I think this
isn't starting at the point where they've been around. They're not even superheroes yet.
Well that's my I mean, that's kind of my main complaints. They
don't even become superheroes by the end. I'm like, okay, cool,
So they'll get into the costume soon, Okay, so Web becomes this superhero.
Yeah, and what you see at the end is kind of all Madam
Webb does in comics. You just kind of it's fine. I don't really
need her to do more. I mean, so I saw stills from the
comic book that she's supposed to be elderly, but you know, I thought
it was fine. Of I mean, it's I don't know, I guess
I'm just sort of okay. The other part is that I am reading a
book about the nineteen eighty four Dune and how everyone was really anticipating this film
coming out, but then the press around it was so negative that they went
over budget, that they weren't staying true to the text, and it was
basically dead in the water. But overseas it did really well, and it
actually did well by word of mouth, and they tracked that through that there
was an uptick the longer it was in theaters, versus like when a movie
is advertised a lot and gets the first big rushes within the two three weeks
and then sort of peters out. I am not applying this to, you
know, nineteen eighty four dude, but I sort of wonder if Madame Webb
is just suffering. Like everyone keeps saying like, well, we knew this
was a stinker, and I'm like, how, you know, Like I
I would rather watch this than Top Gun Maverick any day, any day.
I mean, its inexplicable to me that everyone I mentioned Top Gun Maverick too,
was like, that's a pretty good movie, and I was like,
what are you talking about? Did we watch the same bill? Yeah,
Like, okay, I've never seen Top Gun Maverick. I saw the original
Top Gun. I refereed a drinking game for the original Top Gun. But
like, you know, it's I think it's just like a collection of just
like it's just easy to crap on Sony when they're made. When like because
this movie was made so that they could retain the rights to Spider Man and
they could keep getting that Marvel money, I think there were easier movies to
make. I think that totally. Everyone really tried. They had three different
filming locations. They filmed in Massachusetts, they filmed in New York, and
they filmed in Quebec. And you know, I get that that's like you
have like first but I don't remember what they called them, but basically like
first and secondary cruise, first unit, I think, yeah, second unit.
But there were some strange decisions in this. I really am curious about
why the villain ez he Heel so many of his lines were dubbed over and
it seems like he was more or less just saying the same thing. I
don't know why that happened. Some of Dakota Johnson plays Madame Webb, some
of her lions were dubbed over and I didn't think. I'm not sure what
could have been there before that would have made the movie more confusing. So
I mean, like, let's get into it. But if this is anything
like Morbius, where different stuff is going to come out the longer people are
talking about this film, I'm here for it, like I want to know
what was going on. I it really does feel like Ezekiel Simms is in
like an entirely different movie than the rest of the cast like that actor was
like, I don't want to be in scenes with anyone else. So just
like film me and my Penhouse talking to one of the women from the show
Girls, like Shoshauna I think she plays. And how this movie takes place
six months after nine to eleven and the NSA plays a huge part in this
and nobody and it's set in New York and nobody mentioned nine to eleven.
There's no sign of it. It's two years. It's like a year and
a half. Yeah, I was gonna say, like, I like,
wow, I really miss that. No, it's place in two thousand and
three, and I'm saying, like, I'm guessing springtime because of the way
everyone's stressed. So the NSA is the lynchpin of how he's able to track
the three future webbies. What is their little band called? Their little band
of Spiders spider women? I love it. Okay, So that's how Ezekiel
tracks him. He's like, hey, okay, we'll get there. But
there's so much that this movie's like, don't worry about it. You're thinking
too much. Don't worry about it. But it's also confounding, which I
mean, I mean, this is just the problem with Marvel like that.
Now, like it's very confounding. Which universe? I think this might be
an entirely other universe because Peter Parker is just being born, and I don't
think that Peter Parker played by Tom Holland is fourteen and like all his movies,
So this might be a bully different Peter Parker. And what seen Peter
Parker? The baby? What do you mean the baby? I've said through
all these credits, Frank, there was no after credits. Is the baby
that's that Emma Roberts is giving birth to? Is Peter Parker? Oh my
gosh, Adam Scott is Ben Parker some somewhere down the line you go and
get shot your your headphones are cutting out. I can't hear you. I
was I'm sorry. I was covering my face and shame because when you find
out what I thought was actually happening. I thought that Adam Scott was having
an affair with Mary, and that's why everyone was acting so weird about Peter.
No, what's her Richard? About Richard being overseas and that's why,
Oh my gosh, I was like, this is like a little bit dark
because adultery never really enters the Marvel universe except for that weird thing where oh
gosh, Cyclops was cheating with that woman in his mind palace or whatever.
Yes, so there's a lot of adultery. Okay, but not in the
movies. Yeah, not in the movies, but the I was like,
oh wow, I like and the whole weird thing, Oh my gosh.
And that's why he didn't say aunt name when he's talking to Madame Webb slash
Cassie and she's like, oh, you met the one and he's like yeah,
and I was like, yeah, but what's her name? So I
was like, oh my god, it's Mary. Him and Mary are in
love. I'm a ding dong, like, I'm so sorry. Yes,
you're such a ding dong unable to follow anything in this movie. We're all
just being so cool about the fact that Mary Parker is Emma Roberts and she's
gonna give birth to Peter Parker. I think I had no idea. Did
they say their last names at any point? Yeah, like they're kinds of
like, oh, look, it's Ben Parker, Come on down, Frank.
I asked me, how often I think about Uncle Ben when I'm not
actively talking to you? About Uncle Ben. So I'm gonna say it's rightly
negative four percent of your day. Yes, anti thinking about Uncle Ben.
I thought it was gonna be a whole thing. We're like Ben was so
conflicted because he shouldn't be in love with his brother's wife, but his brother's
like a bad husband, and then his brother like dies over how do Peter
his parents really die? Oh it's changed so many times, Like at a
certain point they get a car accident, then they're also secret agents. It's
a whole thing. Oh my gosh. So that okay, everything makes a
little worse sense to me now. I feel like if people actually do like
the comics, they're like, oh, I see all the pieces and I'm
just like, oh, man Scott's a bad guy. I mean he's actually
the best guy. Yeah, No, I'm just thinking about him playing Oh
what's his name? Is his name? Ben on Parks and rec Yes,
yeah, Ben, I thought him. I was like, Oh, that's
funny. Somebody takes me so sad that they're definitely not going to make a
sequel to this movie. I'm never going to get to see old man Adam
Scott not be married to his sister in law. We'll never get to know
who's going to be cast as may I mean yes, presumably it would be
Maursa's homey wha, what whoa. Once again, it's confounding unless Tom Holland
is fourteen years old in Infinity War, he's like fresh out of middle school.
It doesn't make sense that that's the normal Marvel Cinematic universe. Apparently canonically
that that Spider Man was born in two thousand and one, so he's already
two years old by the time this. Yeah, there's a there's a fan
theory the way people are mad. There's a fan theory that in Iron Man
two, see if you remember anything about that film, probably not, where
like he's fight Like he's at the Star Expo. He's fighting all these drones
and there's a little kid wearing an Iron Man mask and like one of the
drones stops and it's like, oh cool, it's tiny iron Man. I'm
gonna kill this kid, And all of a sudden, Iron Man shows up
and blows him to hell, bose the drone to hell, and goes thanks
kid and flies away. I got the child because I definitely thought in that
moment, iron Man's like, this little kid's going to help. But no,
that like Marvel is like, yeah, no, this is a confirmed
theory that that's Peter Parker, like he's as cute. He's at the Star
Expo and you know. But so now I'm obsessed with seeing Adam Scott and
Mari at Marisa Tome I think is like roughly maybe fifteen years older than Adam
Scott, but seeing them together, but can you tell go ahead? I
was gonna just say, just make it, just make Amy Poehler at me,
no, because it has to be to Marissa to may from uh what
you we call it? Oh god, Like now that I think about it,
that is a power couple, like yes, yeah, Dyll who's my
fact checker in the room, says she's only nine years older than him.
This because I was watching like after this, I was like Adam Scott.
I watched the Adam Scott clip where sixty years old toy. I think,
so, oh my god, is she drinking? How does she look that
good? It should be illegal to look that good? Okay, sorry,
Frank, go ahead. I was I kept being like, I'm doing them
Maath wrong. There's no way she's sixty years old. So everyone kept being
like she's not the right age, but she kind of is the right age.
She just looks crazy hot. So in not that older people can't be
hot. It's just Marisa's Tomey looks younger than me, like she is killing
it. But everyone's like, oh, I want my Auntie old. It's
like, well, she is Granma. She could be a grandma like comic
book. You know, I don't see her being Granny Surfer or whatever,
Golden Granny. For the life of me, I will never remember Golden Granny.
Why should you like? The golden Granny is the the boulder that is
attached to my back that I must carry with me. I will not cast
that boulder upon you and make you remember that for a short time, Aunt
May was glad as Harold, serving up planets like they were like milk and
cookies I need. I like with this comic book stuff, it just does
not stick so I which is again I will say with me watching this movie,
it's I basically watched it like it was any drama. It just happened
to be that there was a little bit of magical realism in there. And
Madam Webb's mom I believe is Donna from Holt and Cash fire, which is
important. It's important to you, and I respect that. Yeah, so
I'm this is not the most egregious superhero movie I've ever seen, and it's
none like it's also her I was actually right, unlike all the other times
where I've said something have been very wrong, deeply wrong. So, like
Madam Webb, for the longest time, Spider Man was strictly like a science
based character, Like it was just like, oh, science gave him powers.
And then like in the late eight nineties mid beginning of aughts, they
just like, no, there's a mystical element to him, and we're just
gonna throw it out there and there's this hole and then and like Ezekiel and
Madam Webb all get kind of tied into that. Ezekiel kind of like Ezekiel
did kind of what's in the comic or what's in the movies. He went
down to South America, met with the tribe of the Spider and they were
like, we'll give you these powers, but you're gonna have to like we're
gonna kill you like fifty years down the line. And he's like, all
right, cool, well you will kill a spie. We have to kill
a Spider person. Fifty years down the line. So he tries to bring
Peter Parker down to South America and sacrifice him, and like their whole Spider
say, this thing goes off, and Ezekiel sees just how selfish he's been
the entire time, and how selfless Peter's been, And so Ezekiel sacrifices himself
instead of Peter because he just like sees like Peter's like, yeah, I'm
basically living out of a box. Still gotta protect people, Still gotta protict
the people of New York who hate me. So oh, by the bye,
uh what is her name? The girl on the skateboard, Oh,
Maddie, Maddie. I wanted to go over Eddie, and I was like,
that's not right a certain part of this part of this movie, Maddie
says, we can go talk to my uncle Jonah. Oh no, oh
yes, And then and then I was so I just realized. I almost
like shut my computer because I was like, no, this was over.
So we need to start talking about the plot because they crammed a lot of
stuff into two hours. It's sorry, he doesn't like that's the niece of
j. J. Jameson. No, that's the end. Of tea girl
talking. That's when we end. After eight years, I refuse to believe.
So now I need to ask questions about Jay Jona Jamison. Does he
also hate the Spider Women. He only hates Spider Man. He hates Spider
Man. Okay, so his little done tact, Frank j Jonah Jamison does
not like Spider Man. These deep cuts. So j Jonah Jamison is very
complicated politically in the comics when he comes to superheroes. He likes the X
Men. He's like all about X Men, He's all about mutant rights.
He was all about civil rights. That's so strange that he can understand the
X Men but hates Spider Man. Well, he because he's like it's not
their fault, like they you know, it's just the way they're born like
that. You what are you gonna say to that? Like people know somewhat
that Spider Man got his powers and you know, like he's he's some ton't
like this, like just that I know this Spider Man's is called a mutate.
Somebody who did wasn't born a fit, but came through it in various
means. So like Captain America considered a mutate, like something happened to him
super soldier formula turned him into a super strong guy. He's a mutant,
but he's not because the guy made Wolverine. Well, Wolverine's mutation was his
healing factor and his bone claws. Oh okay, so the adamantium that was
later, that was later, Okay, that that's the whole reason why they
did that to him is because he could survive it. It's the same reason
they fuck up Deadpool constantly, like because like he can live through it.
Is that why he and Spider Man hate each other? That spider Man Wolverine,
Yeah, they were both part of Well, currently Deadpool hates Wolverine because
Wolverine that apocalypse, the big blue scary bad guy. You the X Men
got reborn as a child and yeah, X Force, the like Black Ops
X Men team killed him, and Deadpool's like, I'm out, No,
no, I'm not killing a kid, and like we're just okay with this,
Go fuck yourself, I'm out, and Deadpool left. You know all
the time he doesn't kill kids. Okay, fine, But the Deadpool in
the comics has is a much gentler thing than in the in the movies,
there's a there's a whole comic where this uh like, there's a whole comic
where like he goes after a predatory therapist and he's just like, yeah,
yeah, so this girl wrote me a nice little letter, fingering you,
doc, and then Deadpoole cuts him in half. Yeah, like Deadpools,
it's dark. His his stories get dark like it just it happens unfortunately.
But okay, so and Madam Webb just basically it was just like Spider Man,
you have a destiny, that kind of thing she got. She just
kind of leads him through things. So but I guess she'll be leading the
three Spider Women who are Sidney Sweeney's character is called a Rackney. Why did
they put that weg on her? I don't know. Uh, Anya Sophia
corazon Is. I think her name is just Anya in the comics. And
then you have Mattie Franklin, who is just Spider Woman. Okay, so
okay, so please see her in the Spider Verse movies. Yeah, okay,
I remembered her mechanical spidery legs. Yeah, well I think she's the
one. I think she's the one the bike Oh okay, who had mechanical
spidery legs. A lot of people. Did I think she was voiced by
Ray in the movie. You're oh terrible. There, I settled it.
Yeah. So okay, So we start in Peru. Everybody's looking for the
Spider. Okay, everybody frank means one woman and then a guy who's secretly
looking for it. That one woman is Donna from Hault and Cash Fire.
Nope, I am wrong. It was just Drew was it was just Drew?
Not what do we call it? Maddy Franklin and across the Spider verse,
I'm sorry, what are you talking about? The woman on the bike
is just Drew, not Maddy Franklin. I think you were right. You
know I was wrong, Okay, I'm sorry. I was like, it
just took me in the middle. I was like, oh, okay,
I don't know what's going on. Yeah, so okay. So, uh,
Ezekiel is like hanging out with her. She finds the Spider and like
he just kills everyone and he ends up like like he's like, give me
the Spider. She's like, no, I've been looking for this forever.
And he ends up shooting her and she's very pregnant. Everybody else and then
he tries to wrestle it away from her, and we, as the viewer,
like just giving the spider. Later we'll come to find out why she
doesn't want to give him the spider. But he accidentally shoots her and then
runs away like a coward. Yeah. And then the Spider Tribe shows up
and they're basically just like, hey, we're just Spider Man normally. They
like. They take her to a cave. It's full of the spider she
was looking for. She's like, this could have saved me a lot of
time. Guys, what the fuck they have yet? Oh no, she's
been out at this point. Oh yeah, well you've been shot. They
have the spiders bite her. She gives birth to Cassie very easily. First
we get a couple of shots of a fake baby before it turns into a
real baby. Yeah, and they're like, she has a great destiny awaiting
her. And then somehow she gets back to the baby gets back to America.
I don't know who is escorting this baby or involving it in the foster
care system, but it happens, like you know, and she travels with
a suitcase of memories. Yes, this movie is basically White Oleander kind of
all back to the very Sad movie. I was gonna say she didn't like
Ingrid, her mom didn't like shoot a guy, or no, her mom
did shoot a guy. Cassie's mom didn't shoot a guy. She got shot.
I got shot, Richard got shot. Yeah. Well, now she's
an EMT running around with Ben Parker Cassie not her mom. Yeah, and
I don't think they've ever explained like there's always been just varying. Let me,
he never lasts long enough for you to find out what his job is
there, so like, but it makes perfect sense that he would be EMT
like that from like, you know, I'm gonna say, like, yeah,
like I'm gonna point in things I like about this move. It's like
being so negative. I like that he's an EMT. That makes perfect sense
to me. It would explain him, like you know, driving Peter to
be like better and kinder to people and all that jazz. Okay. So
I also assumed that Cassie and Ben had dated at some point. Yeah,
I think they kind of. I think they hint up that very strongly.
Okay, So this is that those signals I read right, unlike the signals
I thought I was getting that Ben and Mary were having an affair. Yes,
Ben and Cassie are trying to much like the Fray would say, they're
trying to save a life. They nearly run They nearly run over Maddy Franklin,
who flips them off, and Cassie, which is really bad for Yeah,
Like Cassie's like, who flips off an ambulance? I have to agree,
Cassie, who would flip off an ambulance? They get the person to
the hospital, they save them. It turns out it's Sidney Sweeney with her
characters name Jessica, Juliett, Cornwalls Mo stepmom and she uh her little brother
gives Cassie a drawing and Cassie's like, what do I do with this?
And this is the point where I Texas has Cassie existed in the world before?
I mean, so, there are so many strange decisions in this film.
In this version of New York, there is hardly ever traffic. The
only traffic incurred is plot traffic, like we need there to be a car
back up here, but it's not even like a real backup. It's not
like like Cassie is driving through the streets of New York between fifty to sixty
miles per hour at all time, which is not a thing that happens.
And for parts of it, they are in Queens and she's still flying around
like there's just no traffic. There's like five other people in all, all
five of the Burroughs, So like that was a little strange. And when
Ben tells her to take the drawing and thank the kid, and she's very
clearly saying, in front of this child, I like, what am I
supposed to do with this drawing you just handed me? It's strange. Kathy
isn't a strange duck, honestly, And I think that if it's the character
really well, it makes sense. I think that there are other films where
like characters that have had a past like hers, like end upbringing in foster
care or like the death of a parent, don't fare so well. And
the way that they show that the character is disaffected is there a jerk.
Cassie just seems very guarded. And I'm gonna give a lot of credits to
Dakota Fanning. Not Dakota Fanning, Dakota Johnson. Dakota Fanning's not in this
film. I'm going to give a lot of credits to Dakota Johnson because I've
found her character endearing rather than grating. I think that she was brusque,
but I think that it's obvious that she has a lot of difficulty with vulnerability.
She has difficulty trusting and when and we see that, like maybe she
doesn't really understand social cues entirely, because when Ben is like, come on,
you gotta come to the baby shower. It's important, you gotta do
this, and we find out later it's you know, these are this baby
shower is made up of the closest people in her life, and she just
does not want to go. And when she does, it becomes very clear
to us that she doesn't really possess any social grace and it's very hard for
her, I guess, to more or less fake it. So I think
that's honestly more interesting to me as a character than if she was like,
oh my god, I'm just so quirky and awkward. But she just flies
through every kind of social setting and is endeared to everyone like no one ever
like kind of talks about obviously, Dakota Johnson is like movie star pretty right,
Like she led a franchise in Foam about how she was just so irresistible.
But this character is i mean hard to love, you know, for
obvious reasons. It's it's been really difficult for her. Yeah, like she
I'm not saying this unkindly. She's a mess of a person. And it's
just like you know, but not in like I'm going to like she she's
trying her best with like she's like, look, I just I've been moving
around, like I can't get settled, I can't relax, I have to
constantly be on the move. And yeah, and I think very much like
most introverts, she cares for the people that she trusts, the people she
does care about, like like Ben, she when she cares about them,
like you know, like this person gets me, this person uder stands me.
But then like other people, it's just like I don't know, I'm
just I'm giving up on this. I'm just gonna well. When she goes
to the party and everyone is recollecting, you know, memories of their mother,
and she tells the story of her mother dying, and she's obviously conflicted
about her mother's death because her mother was working up and to the point that
she gave birth and because she is like deep in the wilderness of Peru.
She wasn't able to get the kind of medical treatment, and I mean,
doesn't that speak to the fact that this is what Cassie chose for her life,
was, you know, providing emergency medical treatment for people. And I
mean I feel like that was very heavily telegraphed to us by her fixation on
uh oh gosh, I want to call it the heimlike and that's not what
it is on CPR, and you know the rest everyone else is like very
kind of put off by her saying, you know, my mother died.
I didn't know her. Uh, you know, I'm fine because she doesn't.
She doesn't know. She can't have those conversations because they hurt too much.
So I think that I definitely think that there could have been a little
more nuance. But that's not really what comic book movies are known for,
like, you know, deep symbolism and nuance and you know, the sliding
doors of emotions that come with freak and loss. That's not like everyone's like
I am sad my mom died. I am sad uncle Ben died. It's
you know, it's usually more expressive, like like, you know, you
bring up a good point and that actually ties into why she would like put
so much on the line for these three random girls, you know, because
like she sees it in her head, these girls are going to be murdered
brutally. I can save them. I have no reason to help them.
I just like, this is just what I do. Like Cassandra Webb saves
people, this is what I do. She leaves a couple of times.
Yeah, well she tried. Well, I think like a lot of I
think her leaving is very much just like, well, the one time she
does leave, but like it's to figure things out out that happened in a
vision. Oh okay, you're talking about the woods time, not the motel
time. I'm talking about when she leaves them with Ben. Okay, so
that's the third time she leaves them. She actually leaves them three times.
The first time is right, so like let's get there, Okay. So
well, I just I do want to talk about the Bonker scene where Ezekiel.
Okay, this part, I understand Ezekiel like is a very attractive man
and this woman comes home with him and then he like they're in the opera.
Yeah, I mean, great places to do someone the opera. But
yeah, so they go home from the opera. Then they're having pillow talk,
like he's having Anakin Skywalker esque pillow talk where he's like, like,
keep having these dreams. Well, I'm killed by these three girls. Why
didn't that woman leaven't a man woke up from a dead sleep and told me
I get murdered by these girls. I'm gonna seek them out. I'm gonna
murder them. I I don't even care what I'm wearing. It that for
fait, first of all, doesn't matter. Second, well, why is
this woman sleeping over this total rando's house? Like I get that, She's
like, oh, fancy apartment. Like probably not a serial killer hat American
psycho had come out already. We know do ites with apartments like that more
likely to murder you? I said it here now And like so she's lying
in bed next to him and she's like, oh, do you have a
back dream And he's like, no, it's a vision. I see how
I die. I'm definitely gonna murder these girls. And she's like, oh
are you sure? Though, stop skip follow ups, get out of there.
There's a point where I thought she was gonna like shift to run away,
and instead she reached it to her purse for what I thought was a
gun, but I think actually was like her ide bed. Did she have
a gun? I don't remember her having a gun. Oh. And the
craziest part of any of this is he targeted her because she's in the NSSAY,
meaning she has training. She is supposed to have both training and the
instincts to be like this seems. And I'm not blaming the victim. I
am just wondering. Is Zechiel sims like that much of a show stopper that
she was like, Yeah, I'll just chill here while this weirdo tells me
about his murder tree. Like, okay, see, I would have left
when I saw this spider tree in the middle of his apartment. Now that's
too juggy. You're being too judgy. Spider tree. Fine, it's not
like he's letting the spiders walk all over him. They're in like a spider
enclosure thing. I'd be like, Oh, you're into Damien her start.
That's cool. You're even richer than I thought you were. I guess I'd
be like, oh, you have a pet. Cool, I have cats,
you have spider tree. But when they start talking about planning murder.
You gotta leave, You gotta put your shoes on and walk your ass out
of this Upper West Side apartment and just say, you know, sometimes we
make mistakes. She's like, oh, now I have to like because like
America is at peak paranoia back then. She's like, now I had to
call this in and it's gonna be so much paperwork. Why can't I just
meet in? What case is she calling this in? Oh? Hello,
work at the NSA. I slept with the guy who turned out to be
a psycho. Like, no, she would just surveil him illegally. That's
what they were doing. That was the bread and butter, Thank you,
Georg. Joey Bush wasn't illegal, Uh I should have been. No,
they were. They got in trouble. That's why the whole Snowden thing,
it's well documented, so at it. By two thousand and three it wasn't
though, So she just like probably bike a file on her desktop. Weird
know. I slept with with the spider tree that has the murder dreams.
Keep an eye on him, put him on the list. Can't travel without
TSA flipping all his uh what should call it luggage? She was like around
the water cool yes, it happened again. Spider Tree cycle path. I
know how to pick them. I know how to pick them. Uh.
Okay, in your scenario, not only is she calling work to tell them
that she slept with the psycho, she said openly discussing it at the office
water cooler. Can't we just you could really really keep this stuff to yourself,
Debbie? Can't we just talk about twenty four? Can't we just talk
about one house empty is up? Too? Why is it every week you
come into another story, but how you slept with a super hot dude who
had a spider tree and then you playing for murders. They're like, there's
this new show, it's the office. Get it? Like us, we're
in an office. Stop talking about Spider tree guy at this point, like
you haven't stopped any possible threats outside of the man you slept with. It's
just your You create a job for yourself just dating Spider tree man and having
to report on the Okay, now I've come full circle. Debbie's a genius,
best of all worlds. The problem was that she paused to hear about
the murder dream. I don't care how curious curios you are. Curious you
are you gotta keep it pushing? Can't hear about you, can't hear about
murder dreams, can't do it so well? He takes He somehow uses her
badge to get like horrible savance technology that matches up faces. He gets into
the hall. Reminded me of your remember in the Batman movie where Morgan Freeman's
like, hey, I made you a thing where it like bunches all the
cell phones. Yeah, it seemed like that. And what made me curious
is like, Okay, so he's murdered this woman. He poisoned her in
his house. She works for the NSA. They weren't able to trace her
cell phone, her last known location, trace her through any of like cameras.
He lives in like a super fancy building. You have to assume that
there are security cameras. A doorman. She's just been gone for days and
no one's like, oh hey, Debbie's not here telling us her weird stories
and her like security clearance is on her badge, a thing that she wears
on her body every day at work. It makes no sense. And also
it's not as if, like you know, New York was under heavy surveill
during Matt Todds because she works for the NSA, Like it's it makes no
sense that Ezekiel Sims has not been pursued. Also, is he invisible?
Because there are points where Ezekiel Sims shows up in situations and then the Spider
women say, oh, they didn't see him, and like how because then
later everybody sees him and it's horrified and they're like, oh, there's a
guy crawling on the ceiling. Oh there's a guy kicking people in the torso
all over the place. Is Ezekiel Sims selectively invisible? I mean that was
one of Miles Morales's powers. I don't know. It is confounding. I
think that the like two drafts of this film popped up and they just like
put him together. Who cares? But my big so Ezekiel sees like halt
and catch fire lady. Okay, so we're still in the flashback, Frank
stalking the flashback. Okay, So Cassie is starting to see visions of like
the near future. She Frank's not talking about the flashback anymore. Well,
we're done with Debbie. We're done with Debbie in her job creating. Yeah,
but you mentioned Okay, Cassandra and then you're like, okay, but
now as Zekiel's in the present, Okay, well he has a dream and
like this is like the best two or three minutes of the movie where we
get to see the Spider girls just kicking the me the Spider women kicking the
ever living shit out of Ezekiel wearing their cool costumes. It lasts for like
maybe thirty seconds, and I was bummed when it ended. So he's like,
you're a Halt and catch Fire lady, take this or Shoshana. Yeah,
she's not Halt and catch Fire. She's from Girls. Okay, She's
like she's unnamed in this film. She's just like Hacker and she seems to
not have working hours. She's just at that chair all of the time.
I'm sure he's paying her like enough to be at that chair all the time.
What about bathroom breaks? What about meals? What about sleep? Oh
god? Yeah, so osha violation. Jill Sims is not only a murderer
and a bad guy, he is a terrible employer. Yeah, so he
says, if you've noticed, I will pay you handsomely, not that she
has been paid hands on it. Yeah, Debbie should have given her some
some some tips on the job market, like, hey, she wasn't there.
Can you imagine being this woman he met at the opera and then she
goes home with him and it's like, oh, is this your daughter?
Oh no, that's just my hacker. She's just in that seat all the
time. But he wouldn't have needed a hacker at that point because he didn't
have Debbie. You know, Badge, that's my hacker next to my Spider
Tree. Yeah, every comes with one. Joshana is like, I hate
the Spider Tree so much. So they're like, if they pop in grend
Central Station, we'll find them. Guess what all three women end of en
Grand Central Station and he heads off there. He's running around barefoot. At
certain points, he's in and out of his vaguely Spider Man looking costume that's
all black, Cassie, I think it's pretty sick. I like it.
I like it better than the Venom costume. There I said it, Well,
my favorite part about the Spiderman costume is top part Spider Man, bottom
part slacks. No, it's the whole thing is tight. It's tight as
hell. Yeah, Like they don't show the bottom a lot, but it's
easy everything, So which I think they had to cut around because there reports
where like, whoa wait, there's definitely parts where he's wearing slacks. Frank,
you mean that up there is God? Well, okay, maybe you
know I'm looking through the things thing. I'm wrong, Okay. F watched
the entirely movie. Frank watched the like please be kind of rewind version where
like some dudes just sweed this in their basement. He's like, it was
crazy for such a big budget. Is Echil Simmons is just wearing slacks for
part of it? What are you talking about? So whend you watch this,
mom, Someone's like you into their garage and be like, watch my
Madam Web. You're like it super short, It's like twelve minutes long.
It's a great short Phil. So, Cassie is having visions. She sees
one of her well, she tries to stop one of her fellow EMTs,
he gets into a car accident, he passes away. She's going to Poughkeepsie
for the funeral. That's when she encounters the four girls. She sees a
vision of them all getting murdered. She yanks them off the subway and she's
they're like, what are you doing? What are you trying to protect this
from She's like that, and they see Ezekiel running around with his bare ass
feet on the New York ground. I did like that touch, because if
you're just a regular person and you see a man running around in his suit
barefoot in the city, you're like that that is a maniac. He's in
the subway station barefoot. I need to avoid him. This is bad news.
There is this couple on TikTok who are like, we're going to just
go barefoot from now on, and they were getting kicked out of stores,
so they just took shoes and cut out the bottoms and are just running around
in stores with their feet on the ground. And I'm like, oh,
they definitely have ringworm. They definitely have ringworm. So and so does Ezekiel.
If if if the women don't kill him the ring warm will they just
gotta wait. I don't know, he doesn't have like super spider healing power.
I'm sure he does. Damn Those ringworms are dead. So they they
they flee, but like the girls kind of the girls kind of just say
like, like hell police, Like this woman's trying to duct us and there's
a whole thing where she nearly gets arrested and Zequiel just shows up and kills
the cops. They steal tacks, kikes everyone in the torso. He gets
like ten to twelve cops in the torso, and then they're like, oh,
it was Cassie. Cassie Webb kidnaped some girls and hurt a bunch of
cops. And I'm like, he was up close enough that he two foot
kicked you in the torso. Why do you think it's this small woman?
Yeah, and here's okay. So here's the thing. Spider Man is stronger
than like people give him credit for it because he pulls his punches. So
if you're just full on do you want a Spider Man kick? You are
killing people. Well, we already said Ezekiel Sims is a bad guy,
I think, askedon answer, like, yeah, he murdered a pregnant woman
and a bunch of random dudes, Like I don't think anyone's like, but
what are his redeeming qualities? I'm sure there's some awful dude's video being like
Ezekiel is really the hero of this movie. If you find that, please
send it to me. That's so funny. Like the gymnastics, like the
logical gymnastics you would have to do to say that Ezekiel is the hero of
this movie, Like, I'm fascinated. Okay, brangworm all over the city
with his bare ass feet. So they steal a taxi. They flee into
the woods of New York. Cassie's like, hey, girls, I know
the woods of New Jersey, the woods in New Jersey. The girl She's
like, hey girls, oh, by the bye. There is a lot
of product placements fill remember that later seen amount of product placement, mostly for
pepsi. But when Ezekiel comes to hunt them down in the woods in New
Jersey from midtown Manhattan, he gets into a corvette. How this man has
an alley, Like there's so many alleys in movies in New York, and
that's just not a thing that happens. There's no alleys. So Ezekiel rev
his very fancy corvette which is parked under a series of like fire escape stairs.
And I felt like being like Ezekiel, I don't care how expensive your
car is, you are not going to get to New Jersey fast enough to
catch them in the middle of a meal during rush hour from midtown New York.
You're just gonna be sitting in the tunnel. Sorry, not sorry,
I mean that is something I want to see more of in films where it's
just like the like the chase gets bogged down in like midday traffic or like
you know, rush hour. They're eating dinner, so it's like six to
seven o'clock. That's a two hour commute. I don't know he's going to
northwest New Jersey. I think if there's woods like that, it's church somewhere.
Yeah, So Cassie's just like, all right, girls, enjoy the
woods. I'll be back, And I'm like, you can still to like
a seven eleven. Get them some food. The girls kind of like,
here's my problem is, like I felt like the the the Three Spider Women
weren't characters. They were just like one massive character that just went from place
to place together, and like there just wasn't that much different Cate them except
for their sad backstories. They're like, even those were not that different.
Yeah, Like my family is either impacted by hardship or just neglectful of me
or both. They're like, look, we put we put glasses. In
the words of of a Caddie from the Wonder Woman movie, Oh, yeah,
so put some specs on her and will pretend she's not the most beautiful
woman have you ever seen? Like, uh, I know. It's so
everyone looks very cute. They look like the most ideal versions of early two
thousands fashion, because early two thousands fashion was Abomina Little. It's so terrible.
The comeback it's making is not what it looked like when it was happening.
It's what's happening now is much cuter. And we get like a little
needle drop with toxic and the girls are, you know, dancing to it
and dancing on a table in Jersey. Yes, for like a group of
boys on the wrestling team or something. And so when Cassie comes back and
goes to find them, she has a vision of them doing this, and
she's like, oh, he did not lay low, And then of Ezekiel
coming in. Ezekiel's wearing his suit, so he's not barefoot for once,
and he attacks them. So in her vision she storms in. Everything goes
sideways. It does not work out, so she zips back in time.
I guess, I'm not entirely sure how like the time web jumping works,
but it's basically like she runs through the whole scenario in her head, and
it's like, Okay, well that's not gonna work. So then she's said
when she's back in the woods, her stolen taxi cab just happens to be
on the same radio station as the diner. So she drives her taxicab into
the diner and then her and Ezekiel have like fisticuffs. They get away,
she hits like half ran him over with the car, so he slightly,
just like a touch, poisons her, which seems to lead to them being
kind of mind linked, but we never really see that again. Like Ezekiel
doesn't seem to have any idea that she's traveled to Peru. He just gets
to kind of mind link to her to the one time to be like,
hey, guess what, I killed your mom and you're never gonna be able
to stop me, and like really braggadocious for a person who's gonna die within
like the next forty minutes of the movie. Okay, and I don't know
that much. I haven't seen this actor, and a lot of things,
like I'm sure he's probably much better in other movies, but he was his
line Delorris are so wooden in this film I feel like it's because it's all
dubbed over I don't I okay, I'm gonna look up why it was dubbed
and then can you go over their like slight training montage. Okay, So
Cassie brings the women to a brings them to a motel. They all,
you know, they camp out for the night. She's like, I have
to go to Peru. Well, first she leaves and has the weird mind
meld vision with him, and then the next day the Spider Woman wakes up,
wake up. She teaches them CPR, and then she's like, hey,
I'm sending you with Ben. You don't know yet. This is the
uncle of Spider Man. Unlike what Susie thinks, He's not an adulterous trader.
He's actually a really good guy. Okay, So I do want about
the dynasty. I just want to bring up one good point or one like
one thing in the film's favor is she is driving along trying to sync up
the Diners radio with her car so she can hit him in exactly the right
moment, and she keeps me like, oh, like fucking like the signal
goes out and like, you know, she's like, I need to like
be able to get to him in exactly the right moment. I was like,
that is pretty cool. I like that That's a very interesting way to
use precognition. And also, you know, if I'm gonna get hit by
a car, I'd like to beat to toxic. I mean toxic is uh
okay? So I have ah answer to the dubbing thing, Uh do you
thank you to Comic Book Club Live dot com Uhi? I've never heard of
before? But they go down? Was his voice dubbed yes? And it
says here. Raheem is from France and apparently was using some sort of accent
in the movie. But he speaks perfect English has sounded absolutely fine in previous
English speaking productions like The Looming Tower, so it seems inexplicable that they dumped
over all his lines. Apparently he those lines you hear in the movie are
to hear Raheem voicing them. That includes the ze heel when he's I'm a
barefoot businessman suit and includes when he's in his evil Spider Man suit based on
the Aaronis tribe in Peru. This this movie would have been so much better
if Ezekiel just had an outrageous French accent. I mean, uh okay,
I will get you metawb, you are a sheet Yeah, so okay,
So what's wrong with his dialogue? Why does it seem like he's dubbed?
So they're saying the sound mixing is really bad, and I think that's part
of what takes you out of it too, is like there's a thing that's
used in movies, and I think we've talked about it in previous episodes where
they take room tone, which is just like there is no room that is
ever one hundred percent silent, right like the room I'm sitting in, I
have an air purifier next to me. Dill's over on the other side of
the room typing. You're gonna hear cars going by. There's ambient noise,
and there's with Ezekiel's lines that are dubbed, you're not really hearing like let's
say, noises you'd hear in the subway. So it takes you out of
it. And then because an actor is almost never going to be able to
sort of recreate the tone or the passion that they have when they're delivering a
line in person, anything done in the sound booth is going to sound flat
and strange and you know, sort of like out of like sync with characters
where they're just using you know, their recorded sound from the scene. So
now what this whole sort of like some up is saying that apparently it was
not dubbed because anything the actor was doing like that, whatever sort of accent
he picked to do for this film, that was a conscious decision that he
made for this character. But for plot reasons, it seems like they might
have had him re record it, and the re recording is where things because
there is There were also parts where Dakota Johnson was dubbed in, and I
felt like those were also pretty obvious, but you usually were not looking at
her lips, and they for some reason they decided to take close ups of
Zekiel Sims saying lines that were clear really dubbed over with other lines, and
they're like, fuck it, just use it. Who cares, It's fine,
dude, I would say, a rather heavy disservice to the film.
Yeah, sorry, that was like a lot of like super minutia inside Baseball.
But I love this kind of stuff about movies. No thank I'm I'm
happy to hear why he was dubbed. Okay, it is confusing, right,
Like it's totally inexplicable. Yeah, okay, so we're gonna finish up
this movie. We take quick trip to the Baked Sale. Okay, so
Cassie is just like, hey, Ben, I know you'll eventually be raising
your your your nephew who Mary's pregnant with. Right now, can you mind
three teenage women, three teenage girls for a bit while quick? John ta
to Peru for a seven day trip? Cool? Thanks, thanks, thanks,
thanks, thanks. So and we see roughly like five to seven minutes
of this trip, and like, here's my thing is I could have done
with just like showing the showing the women, like some characterization of them,
just be like, hey they you know Mary, let us help you,
or like I don't want to help Mary, or just give me something.
Just let me spend some time with these three spider women, just like even
just a little bit. And because they basically act as avatars, they they're
like placeholders of this is a character you're gonna get to know in the sequel.
And I'm like, but I want to know them now. I Like,
I don't need to know about Ezekiel Simm's weird obsessions. I don't need
to know about Debbie's like nsa plot to keep herself employed. Okay, I
would rather watch that movie and then everyone at the office it's like, really
it out about it, But it would I feel like it could be a
mix of that and that Jennifer Lawrence movie Red Sparrow, where she's like she's
basically placing herself in these like like super strategic particular sort of like high stakes
situation, but it's just so she can keep this government job. That would
be such a fun movie. It'd be so strange have David Lynch directed.
There we go. So the she goes to the Peru, she finds about
the spider people. They're like, you are connected to the web of life.
I'm like, wow, we don't know what the web of life is.
We've never heard about it. It is basically just put in there too,
so we understand later when Cassie splits herself into three different locations at once
and she's like is this my last name is Well and like wow, really
presumptuous. It's not all she flies back to. She flies back to America.
Mary starts going into labor. They take her start taking her to the
hospital. Then like rushing her there, we still don't know what the baby's
name is, Like, yeah, we all know what it's Peter Parker.
We don't know, Frank don't say we all know. I didn't know.
Even when they're like Peter, I was like, okay, I don't know
why this was treated like such a thing at the baby shower. So they
Cassie has a vision of them getting killed by like a bomb at Ezekial just
throws into their under their car and hey, can we talk about how I
guess they're in Queens when this happened. She dry She sees this bomb and
she's like, I gotta fly in. In this plan, there is a
parking deck in the middle of a city intersection that does not have walls but
has a billboard in front of it. And she drives through a billboard into
the middle of an intersection. What what what is the integrity of this building?
Where Like, I don't believe that real estate in Queens is so cheap
that you could just buy a huge plot to make a parking structure. There's
like there are parking lots, but they're like few and far between, and
they put cars up on lifts and they charge you a lot of money.
It's not like in a suburban area where you're like, oh, I'm just
driving around the circle and parking by car. So I thought that was very
funny. And of course she drives through a Calvin Klein at and Calvin Kline
is banked at the end of the credits. Thank you for you use of
your ad Calvin kleinb Yeah, and Maddie is wearing a visible Calvin Klein underwear
band for the entire entirety of the film and like and at this point they
have not realized that Ezekiel's main weakness he's been getting hit by cars because he's
gonna gotten hit by two and I'm like, kid with some more cars.
Well, i mean she'll hit him with it the actual death now, which
is the pepsip. Yeah. So she's like, girls, come with me.
We're gonna drive to a fireworks factory. Unlike Itchy and Scratch you,
we'll actually make it to the fireworks factory. And fireworks factory is very dangerous
and has no structural integrity. But I'm bringing you here for the climactic battle
with the bad guy, who has proven himself to be a total maniac.
Could go wrong and Ezekiel's like, well there they go. Hmm. I
could take Mary Parker hostage and be like, either bring me the girls or
I kill her and her unborn child, or are you just chase after them?
Well, first of all, Frank, how's he gonna get in touch
with him? Right? Like? No cell phone? That's a good point
a lot of people had, Like I had a cell phone in two thousand
and three, and I was one of the last people in my life to
get a cell phone. So I don't know, we'll just leave that where
it is. I mean, I feel like Cassie definitely would have had a
cell phone and Ben would have had a cell phone because they're EMTs. But
fine, let's suspend our disbelief they don't have cell phones. But she literally
says to Ben, Oh, don't worry about it is he doesn't care about
you anymore because I'm not there. And if I was bet, I'd be
like, are you willing to take that bet? Because it doesn't seem like
Ezekiel like really draws those lines. He's just kind of like, well,
you made my life difficult, so I'm gonna murder you now, okay.
So also and like he and like they also do a sick thing where he
jumps on the roof of the ambulance and they shock it with the defibrillator.
I was like, hell, yeah, that's pretty cool. Well, in
the ambulance dies, which makes sense because if you sent that much of a
current through a vehicle, I presume you would blow the battery. So they
get to the dual Pepsi fireworks factory because for some reason, it's a giant
pepsi thing, but it's a fireworks factory. It's a pepsi cola light up
like billboard advertisement on the river and the fireworks factory at the docks. Yeah.
Cassidy is at this point just well pre coggin like she's in Minority Report.
She's like, go here, go there. That's my favorite moment in
all Minority Report. Did you ever see Minory Report? I did not.
I I think I read this story it was based on. Okay, So
Comic Book Club Live is really just knocking it out of the park today.
So that of what Pepsi sign is a real location in New York. It
interesting. Well, Colic Book Comic Book Live dot Com knows how SEO is
ron because they knew everybodys we talk about this movie, They're like, we're
gonna have multiple articles about it. Okay. It's located in Long Island City,
which is Queens, just across from the river, the river from Manhattan.
It's especially visible from the FDR on the east side of Manhattan. It
is not a pepsi factory or an abandoned fireworks factory. It was named a
landmark in twenty sixteen. And I kind of want to know if there is
a parking deck there so you can continue with the fireworks fight. I just
want okay, well, there's not much to it, Like they just keep
hitting with fireworks. They finally and everybody ends up hanging from scaffolding because of
various because they're in the middle of a fireworks factory exploding. And I have
this very vivid memory of when YouTube first arrived on the scene that like,
the only videos that seem to be being posted on it were firework factory fires,
and just like everybody's everybody had a firework factory fire, Like check this
out. I'm like, this is a different fireworks factory. How much do
these things light on fire? Ezekiel mocks, He's like, I killed your
mom, and she's like yes, what now, I killed you, idiot?
He gets crushed. He's being shitty. I feel like in a way
that makes a lot of sense. He's like, you think you're good,
but you're not good enough. But you're never gonna be good enough it and
it's very annoying and it's very satisfying when he's burgered right after that. Yeah,
so like, what can your mind do? We can't even shoot mind
bullets with telekinesis Cassie. But she's like, yes, what like, but
I can. I can make duplicates of myself and they'll help the girls up.
And they help the girls up, and then she falls in the water
and gets both paralyzed and blinded by fireworks, and the girl the girls go
to visit her, like I was wearing some really cool Gucci sunglasses. Yeah,
and I was just like that, well this, you know, it
makes sense those sunglasses. And if Comic book Live dot com has a thing
about them, I will be so ssiched. Two out of the It's a
good thing that two of the three women are turbo rich, because I think
that's how Cassie like is getting stuffed with these the sweet new wheelchair you know
it is it like, save your kids. You know she's been wearing the
sunglasses. Dakota Johnson, the person, not Madam What the character has been
wearing the sunglasses to do impressiveppearances for the movie. Nice. This is what
I'm saying, Like, I need you to name this episode. We need
Madam Web two yesterday, because I am I know that. My whole thing
last week was I was gonna love this movie. I genuinely liked this movie,
and now that I'm following up about it, I'm like, Yes,
more of this, Yes, Bran. I think I think my shameful secret
is that I like the Sony Superhero Universe better than the Marble so much better.
Can you ask me might have three Marble movies? I'd be like,
I don't know. They're all really long and there's a lot of CGI.
If you asked me to pick my favorite out of the trio of Morbid Morbius,
Venom, and Madam Web, I'd be like, you can't ask me
to pick between my children. That's just cruol. Well, what about Venom
twos? Is it okay? It's tough because they didn't put Woody Harrelson in
The Little Orphan anyway, which you know has been a sticking point for me.
But I like that one too. It's super stupid him and Venom break
up. It's like so like I mean Eddie and Benham break up or that
happened to the first one. I love them all, Cissy, I that
this makes perfect sense that you like these movies better, because like, give
these movies. Give these movies their dudes, they were willing to try,
like because that this is the problem, Reseat. The problem with the Marvel
movies is all of them are safe now, Like they're not taking chances,
they're not taking risks, you know. Like that's why everybody was so pummed
on Infinity Warren Endgame because it's like we're gonna just kill half of the cast,
and that's just what's gonna happen, you know. And like these movies
are short, they're compact. They did not remember. The only thing I
remember from either Infinity War or Endgame is Tom Holland crying when he disappears or
evaporates or whatever you call it. That was some really amazing acting. It
was heart wrenching. It is the only thing I remember because the rest of
it just like slid off my brain. Yeah, madam, web is written
on my soul is my eating heart. I don't know what. Morvius is
my foot, it's my foot. Morbus is the feeling in my gut when
I know things are right or wrong. I know they're not going to make
a second Morevius, and I'm so sad. And I hope that you know
at some point the same group that made the bring Morbius back to the Getters
and then didn't go see it when it got rolled back makes Morbious two petition,
because Tony it'll be like cool. Yeah, morbous too. We need
to write off. Nobody will see it except for me. We need to
keep spider Man. With rice of spider Man, we'll make another movie.
We made crape in the Hunter already. But who isn't that? How have
I not seen this? Well? No, it's coming out it stars Uh
what is his name? The guy who played Quicksilver driven the Hunter. It's
coming out this year, Aaron Taylor Johnson. That wasn't Quicksilver. Quicksilver was
the guy from American Horror Story. He played Quicksilver. He played Quicksilver and
Avengers Ultron the Age of Ultron. Yeah, but in the then there were
two quick Stars. Are they different guys? Yes, Oh, I'm talking
about the one that has the silver hair. They both have silver hair.
I don't I'm not even mad at this. I'm just confused. He's only
in one film. He dies and Elizabeth Olsa is very sad about it,
and she rips out Ultron's heart. She's like, this is what it feels
like. Okay, so the one I saw came after that because I didn't
see age of Ultron. Ron is not good. The only good thing about
Asia Ultron is that people took Robert California like lines and dubbed them over Ultron's
lines. He's like, you don't even know my name on the fucking lizard
case. I'm always here for like dubbing over like a comedy actor's lines into
like a it's like serious film. Like they took uh John Ralfield's lines and
dub them over like The Amazing Spider Man, like because Andrew Garfield Andrew Garfier
kind of looked like him, and like he's just swimming swinging. You just
experienced swinging through the sea, goes I got run over by Alexis and then
like they did the same thing with Sonic because like how are you still lavet
pills? Daby? Oh my god? Okay, what are we doing for
the first week of your month? June Tube? That comes out already?
Yeah, I have tickets to see Oh wait, what what is next?
Sunday? The second? Uh? The third? Okay, No, it
won't be out already. I wouldn't have seen it by then. Okay.
I was gonna say, I'm very excited of me see Zendaya actually do stuff
in Dune, unlike the last one where it's just like, here's Zendaya.
Isn't she pretty? Okay, it's gonna see Drive Away Dolls. Yes,
I'm very excited about it. Also, I'm so excited to do a Coen
Brothers movie on this podcast or Cohen brother Did you see the preview for Taro
No, We're gonna have to do it. It has the actress who is
both in Spin and Mean Girls in it, and it's like very goofy.
It's about a possessed tarot deck that a group of teens finds and then they
get killed like monsters that look like the original artwork on the spooky Possessed Tarot
Deck? Is this a PG thirteen? Potentially? I don't think it's a
blumhouse, but it looks like it should be a blumhouse. No, it's
any pictures. Yes, oh my god. So they get ready for a
lot of get ready for a lot of Persona talk Why because in the persona
games, your various social lengths are represented by members of the taro Oh,
I changed my mind. But you're going to make you watch Ordinary Angels.
If you would like to write us, you can write us at real teen
Girl. What what is Ordinary Angels? Oh? Look it up. It's
like one of those like Pure Films movies. I'm getting bombarded with ads for
that and Imaginary, which I'm not seeing Imaginary because it's going to scare me.
And then I'm not seeing Ordinary Angels because I'm like, guys, this
is just like not my whole thing. But if you'd like to write us,
you can write us at Realteengirl talk at gmail dot com. We have
a Facebook group and page that Frank moderates, and until next week, I
am Susie Codadadada