Comedy Central Podcast very good. Let' s see. You' ve ever
dated someone and after you cut him off, it' s been a while.
You' ve thought about how long I spent on that one' s
normal. You' ve had that feeling at all. Speak to the people
who have had that feeling. Please, because someone thinks the same about you
We are all the subnormal of someone, all some is a normal of several
relaxed we have seen you calm. Okay. I' m back in Tinder.
That was Tinder' s reaction, exactly that one. Maybe not Tinder.
I don' t know if anyone is in Tinder, but I hate
Tinder or I have to look fun all the time, have to look interesting
and I feel like a phony, but why I am, because in Tinder
I am the tourism ad of Aragon. I' ve taken four pictures that
look cool but don' t go on holiday in Calatayud. You don'
t want to, you don' t want to be there. No.
Besides, I think in the end, flirting is that not flirting is hiding
the negative part that you know perfectly well that you have is hiding your scheduled
obsolescence. No. I already know that from three weeks I' ve started
to depend too much on you, but you' ll know, when it
' s too late. Don' t want to spoiler. It' s
not three weeks. Wait all the way, it' s not worth anything.
Besides, I' m gay, so I have added problems whenever I
' m with another guy on a date. I notice the pressure from that
guy who' s been looking at me like I haven' t been discriminated
against all my life to end up with someone like you. I think I
' m gonna wait. I don' t think this is up to my
suffering. Okay, you got two podcasts. You can' t be looking
at your head. I' ll wait in a while. Besides, there
' s homophobia in the little things. Besides, there' s hemophobia It
happens to me that when I' m on a date with another guy at
the bar, the rosy peddler never offers us roses. Why I mean it.
I don' t have all the right in the world to say no
without looking him in the eye, because why is that right taken away from
me. I don' t understand that it' s a rare claim,
not that I want to be a classist, too. I' m nothing
classy. In fact, I hate people who believe themselves above the situation.
You know those people who, for example, say the hospital food is really
bad is how these people saved your life. What else do you need from
them? What else do you need? Liver surgery went very well. He
took my tumor, but the soup was a little dull. I didn'
t like this to fuck up what demands. I think, anyway, I
think it' s a good time to be gay at stand up, in
life, in my life, but at stand um I think it' s
a good time. I' d like nothing less than to be a white
cis man, hetorre sex doing stand up. A lot of pressure right now,
a lot of pressure. From here I' m ally you straight guys.
I' m here for what you need. I know they' re
being tough times. If you want to cry on my shoulder I am,
if you want to even do the spoon, why not? Why I'
m not here. I think it' s an opportunity for you and maybe
say, I' m a curious straight man. You know these people who
say no I' m curious straight, not in a desperate attempt to escape
the focus of privilege. Not to see if feminists don' t see me
behind the curious letter, to see no curious hetero and curious tero, not
your reviews don' t go with me. I don' t know.
There' s people, there' s guys who to empathize with me say
hey, I' m straight, but I think I know how to recognize
the beauty in a man is how I see Brad Pitt and you say he
' s good, careful, brave, uh, I mean in voice missing
is controversial. That, uh, presents the proclamation, which presents the dragon.
Yes, sir, finally, revolutionary voices. A day for you to
get an idea. Where day was on a comedy show and a comedian in
intimacy came up and told me, man, I wish I was gay to
differentiate myself like what the fuck are you saying? You take fountains, man,
what are you saying, what the fuck are you saying? I'
m an atheist I don' t believe in God. In fact, I
prefer that God does not exist. If you' re going to choose me,
I prefer that it doesn' t exist because I' ve been living
like I won' t have to pass that exam now better if I die
and God is there with my videos in the prides of Madrid. No.
No, no, no, no. You guys. I' ve got
a good résumé to get into the sky. I don' t have to
think what kind of place heaven is, it has to be crazy. That
' s because there are people there who died yesterday and Neanderthals at the same
time. I don' t want to be somewhere. I don' t
have to teach you how to bust Aristotle. I wouldn' t be cool
about the point of being above historical figures, about being around, like da
Vinci, that you would be very good at what you did. But you
haven' t seen The Crown, you haven' t seen Ground Michelangelo Asshole,
not my Angel gel. A lot of chapella assists, but at FIFA
you don' t beat me. You' ll see. Also, if
you think about it, heaven is a place full of racist and macho people
and homophoba, because until recently it is gold the usual. And I don
' t think God is Woke and he' s put his batteries through the
rules of heaven, because lately he' s looking at a lot of examples
and it' s like jeremies. Yes, about the slaves of 200 years
ago that I laughed at their time, even now they already black live mateur
jeremías and you go to hell. No, I' m sorry, I
' m sorry, but I am. I don' t think it was
like that, I don' t think it would happen to us, but
within two hundred years we would be in heaven there so calm and suddenly it
would be because it goes by PA to heaven. There' s one to
inform everyone. No, don' t mind the people you ate animals,
you couldn' t all to hell and two like that uh, uh,
no, no one told us this. We didn' t suspect anything of
the Karnica industry at any time. Not the vegetarians until later, yeah,
the discussions at Christmas you remember, uh, the vegans a couple of years
and we' re alone. Don' t worry about them celebrating. It
' s okay. I don' t know it has to be full of
homophobes and machistas and racists. The sky has to be full of taxi drivers.
I' m convinced not taxi drivers, not taxi drivers. Please,
there are taxi drivers. One out of every hundred zero that' s right
- handed. He' s made a wish. It' s very complicated
that it happens to you and that sometimes it bothers you. It doesn'
t make you like that conversation where you try, because you agree with it
and it' s an awkward journey. Not then have I discovered how to
survive that journey that is by playing him, by playing him. Even I
sometimes try to push him to the right. You know Uncle says like immigrants.
I wouldn' t have killed them all, you know the guy'
s driving thinking like a fucking facha, this pers gets off at once.
You wanted to play this game. Let' s see who wins. Let
' s see what this game has won. Let' s see you'
re gonna see Sometimes it' s a bitch because the guy follows my game
and we don' t radicalize each other. I' m bringing chaos to
the cab union Okay. It' s not gonna have any good consequences.
That' s all I want to tell you is that if you ever see
me in an army parade singing my face in the sun, it' s
because I' ve made a very long taxing ride. It' s just.
That' s why. Just for that. But look at the facha
taxi drivers who drive the best do take you to the places. You know
shortcuts. I know how to separate the work from the taxi driver. When
in the debate of itself you can separate the work of the artist, you
believe that yes or that you do not answer to that of three all at
once without reflection one at three, that is to say quite yes. Uh,
I' m also having doubts about the truth, but what I'
m clear about is that I' m sick and tired of the debate always
being with art. Why isn' t it in other professions. For example,
if we now find out what Fleming masturbated by looking at pictures of children,
we have to stop using penicillin. We can power, we' re
going to make that effort as a society, to separate Fleming from the movie
or it' s like no. No. We' re not going back
two hundred years in medicine because not those kids. I don' t die
of diarrhea because I don' t. We can' t make that effort
or say otherwise, it hasn' t been won. Fleming, after saving
millions and millions of people, screwing a child from time to time I don
' t know, it won' t make any sense. I ask Fleming,
plant Plat, I did it so I haven' t earned it anymore
at least one. Give me if you' re in favor of Fleming,
Shouting, Fleming, if you' re in favor of the children Shouting,
children on three, one, two, three, a lot of pederast has
come today. No. Thank you all very much. Thank you very much,
thank you very much. S s