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Comedy Central Podcast very good. Let' s see. You' ve ever

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dated someone and after you cut him
off, it' s been a while.

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You' ve thought about how long
I spent on that one' s

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normal. You' ve had that
feeling at all. Speak to the people

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who have had that feeling. Please, because someone thinks the same about you

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We are all the subnormal of someone, all some is a normal of several

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relaxed we have seen you calm.
Okay. I' m back in Tinder.

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That was Tinder' s reaction,
exactly that one. Maybe not Tinder.

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I don' t know if anyone
is in Tinder, but I hate

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Tinder or I have to look fun
all the time, have to look interesting

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and I feel like a phony,
but why I am, because in Tinder

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I am the tourism ad of Aragon. I' ve taken four pictures that

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look cool but don' t go
on holiday in Calatayud. You don'

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t want to, you don'
t want to be there. No.

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Besides, I think in the end, flirting is that not flirting is hiding

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the negative part that you know perfectly
well that you have is hiding your scheduled

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obsolescence. No. I already know
that from three weeks I' ve started

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to depend too much on you,
but you' ll know, when it

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' s too late. Don'
t want to spoiler. It' s

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not three weeks. Wait all the
way, it' s not worth anything.

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Besides, I' m gay,
so I have added problems whenever I

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' m with another guy on a
date. I notice the pressure from that

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guy who' s been looking at
me like I haven' t been discriminated

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against all my life to end up
with someone like you. I think I

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' m gonna wait. I don' t think this is up to my

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suffering. Okay, you got two
podcasts. You can' t be looking

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at your head. I' ll
wait in a while. Besides, there

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' s homophobia in the little things. Besides, there' s hemophobia It

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happens to me that when I'
m on a date with another guy at

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the bar, the rosy peddler never
offers us roses. Why I mean it.

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I don' t have all the
right in the world to say no

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without looking him in the eye,
because why is that right taken away from

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me. I don' t understand
that it' s a rare claim,

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not that I want to be a
classist, too. I' m nothing

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classy. In fact, I hate
people who believe themselves above the situation.

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You know those people who, for
example, say the hospital food is really

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bad is how these people saved your
life. What else do you need from

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them? What else do you need? Liver surgery went very well. He

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took my tumor, but the soup
was a little dull. I didn'

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t like this to fuck up what
demands. I think, anyway, I

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think it' s a good time
to be gay at stand up, in

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life, in my life, but
at stand um I think it' s

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a good time. I' d
like nothing less than to be a white

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cis man, hetorre sex doing stand
up. A lot of pressure right now,

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a lot of pressure. From here
I' m ally you straight guys.

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I' m here for what you
need. I know they' re

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being tough times. If you want
to cry on my shoulder I am,

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if you want to even do the
spoon, why not? Why I'

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m not here. I think it' s an opportunity for you and maybe

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say, I' m a curious
straight man. You know these people who

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say no I' m curious straight, not in a desperate attempt to escape

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the focus of privilege. Not to
see if feminists don' t see me

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behind the curious letter, to see
no curious hetero and curious tero, not

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your reviews don' t go with
me. I don' t know.

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There' s people, there'
s guys who to empathize with me say

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hey, I' m straight,
but I think I know how to recognize

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the beauty in a man is how
I see Brad Pitt and you say he

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' s good, careful, brave, uh, I mean in voice missing

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is controversial. That, uh,
presents the proclamation, which presents the dragon.

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Yes, sir, finally, revolutionary
voices. A day for you to

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get an idea. Where day was
on a comedy show and a comedian in

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intimacy came up and told me,
man, I wish I was gay to

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differentiate myself like what the fuck are
you saying? You take fountains, man,

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what are you saying, what the
fuck are you saying? I'

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m an atheist I don' t
believe in God. In fact, I

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prefer that God does not exist.
If you' re going to choose me,

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I prefer that it doesn' t
exist because I' ve been living

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like I won' t have to
pass that exam now better if I die

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and God is there with my videos
in the prides of Madrid. No.

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No, no, no, no. You guys. I' ve got

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a good résumé to get into the
sky. I don' t have to

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think what kind of place heaven is, it has to be crazy. That

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' s because there are people there
who died yesterday and Neanderthals at the same

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time. I don' t want
to be somewhere. I don' t

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have to teach you how to bust
Aristotle. I wouldn' t be cool

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about the point of being above historical
figures, about being around, like da

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Vinci, that you would be very
good at what you did. But you

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haven' t seen The Crown,
you haven' t seen Ground Michelangelo Asshole,

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not my Angel gel. A lot
of chapella assists, but at FIFA

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you don' t beat me.
You' ll see. Also, if

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you think about it, heaven is
a place full of racist and macho people

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and homophoba, because until recently it
is gold the usual. And I don

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' t think God is Woke and
he' s put his batteries through the

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rules of heaven, because lately he' s looking at a lot of examples

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and it' s like jeremies.
Yes, about the slaves of 200 years

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ago that I laughed at their time, even now they already black live mateur

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jeremías and you go to hell.
No, I' m sorry, I

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' m sorry, but I am. I don' t think it was

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like that, I don' t
think it would happen to us, but

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within two hundred years we would be
in heaven there so calm and suddenly it

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would be because it goes by PA
to heaven. There' s one to

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inform everyone. No, don'
t mind the people you ate animals,

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you couldn' t all to hell
and two like that uh, uh,

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no, no one told us this. We didn' t suspect anything of

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the Karnica industry at any time.
Not the vegetarians until later, yeah,

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the discussions at Christmas you remember,
uh, the vegans a couple of years

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and we' re alone. Don' t worry about them celebrating. It

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' s okay. I don'
t know it has to be full of

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homophobes and machistas and racists. The
sky has to be full of taxi drivers.

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I' m convinced not taxi drivers, not taxi drivers. Please,

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there are taxi drivers. One out
of every hundred zero that' s right

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- handed. He' s made
a wish. It' s very complicated

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that it happens to you and that
sometimes it bothers you. It doesn'

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t make you like that conversation where
you try, because you agree with it

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and it' s an awkward journey. Not then have I discovered how to

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survive that journey that is by playing
him, by playing him. Even I

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sometimes try to push him to the
right. You know Uncle says like immigrants.

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I wouldn' t have killed them
all, you know the guy'

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s driving thinking like a fucking facha, this pers gets off at once.

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You wanted to play this game.
Let' s see who wins. Let

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' s see what this game has
won. Let' s see you'

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re gonna see Sometimes it' s
a bitch because the guy follows my game

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and we don' t radicalize each
other. I' m bringing chaos to

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the cab union Okay. It'
s not gonna have any good consequences.

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That' s all I want to
tell you is that if you ever see

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me in an army parade singing my
face in the sun, it' s

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because I' ve made a very
long taxing ride. It' s just.

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That' s why. Just for
that. But look at the facha

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taxi drivers who drive the best do
take you to the places. You know

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shortcuts. I know how to separate
the work from the taxi driver. When

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in the debate of itself you can
separate the work of the artist, you

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believe that yes or that you do
not answer to that of three all at

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once without reflection one at three,
that is to say quite yes. Uh,

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I' m also having doubts about
the truth, but what I'

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m clear about is that I'
m sick and tired of the debate always

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being with art. Why isn'
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if we now find out what Fleming
masturbated by looking at pictures of children,

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we have to stop using penicillin.
We can power, we' re

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going to make that effort as a
society, to separate Fleming from the movie

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or it' s like no.
No. We' re not going back

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two hundred years in medicine because not
those kids. I don' t die

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of diarrhea because I don' t. We can' t make that effort

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or say otherwise, it hasn'
t been won. Fleming, after saving

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millions and millions of people, screwing
a child from time to time I don

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' t know, it won'
t make any sense. I ask Fleming,

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plant Plat, I did it so
I haven' t earned it anymore

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at least one. Give me if
you' re in favor of Fleming,

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Shouting, Fleming, if you'
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children on three, one, two, three, a lot of pederast has

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come today. No. Thank you
all very much. Thank you very much,

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thank you very much. S s