Hey, look he get me. Yeah, night fortnight like Loo and Charles
Spain. Yeah, Charles the Second of Spain's on SpongeBob square Pants. Yeah,
I loved him. He was amazing, an amazing character. We were
just talking about the Hello friends, we were just talking about Charles the Second
of Spain. Well, because Sweeney was talking about mbred Europeans from back in
the day and how unconventional and I you terrifying they look, uh and unconventional.
Such a night way to put that right, that's so respectful. Maybe
some of you have heard this guy, Charles the Second of Spain, because
his family were just so insanely inbred that this guy look up a picture room,
he looks insane. And I just want to read a little piece of
his autopsy. So it says his heart was the size of a peppercorn,
his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten and gangritous, He had a single testicle
black as coal, and his head was full of water. This guy somehow
lived for a while, he grew up. Appetite is gone. How old
Let's see how old he was when he died. You said he had water
in his head, and my appetite disappeared fucking left. Uh wow, he
died at thirty nine or right before, just five days before it, So
he died at thirty eight. So he that's prettyang, He's pretty good for
someone that fucked up. That's not bad. It really makes me question,
like is health real? You know what I mean? Like I feel like
it runs you of those it runs you those episodes of what is it my
strange addiction where like some lady would be eating like mattress foam and I don't
know how, I don't know. I don't know, man, I don't
know how real that shit is. There's a lot of fake reality TV,
but I know, at the very least because of certain like Hoarders is definitely
real. You know, Kitchen Nightmare is definitely real. Like these are,
Like there's some fake aspects to like the production of it, but it's all
real shit. So like I look at that stuff and I'm like, are
people really eating like steady diets of like fucking mattress foam and just surviving?
Because if that's the case, how the like why should I like, why
am I going to feel bad about having like McDonald's at two am? If
there's somebody surviving off of mattress foam, you know what I mean, Like
you feel like, do you feel like some of it is mind over matter?
Do you feel like there is a portion of it, like say in
the way that you can live for quite some time. Now, I know
there's a there's a there's an overlap where you'll be completely unaware that you've had
cancer, then you become aware, and then you become decrepit like super fast.
Now I know there's an overlap because the overlap is by the time you
notice that you had cancer, that was when you start feeling terrible. Usually
you start feeling the actual symptoms of like oh I have ravenous cancer, so
then you were already on the decline. But like but still usually people being
aware of it, it just it just it just they collapse immediately. And
is there something to eating terrible fucking food all the time and still thriving because
I'm jealous, Like, why is it when I eat a pizza my ass
it is just absolutely just ravaging my throat. I don't want to do anything.
I feel like I need to go to the hospital. Like if I
like, like you know why, you know why? Because somebody told you
is because somebody told you it was bad, and now you've made that true.
See, I don't know any of that stuff. I don't know anything
about that stuff. I could I eat a pizza in the morning and I'll
feel totally fine. You know You've made no issue at all. That's probably
it. Man. True. There was a while where like my blood pressure
would go throughout the up the roof if I would eat like half a medium
pizza, like you know, like four slices or whatever, and I'd be
like, man, I feel fucked up. But then I'm seeing some like
some of my friends, like one of my friends is like a hundred billion
pounds and that dude's just like living, and I'm like why, how how
how come he's just like not if I was his size, there's I would
be dead. I would be one hundred percent dead, but he can do
it. Yeah, I would kill myself. No, I don't want to
be dead. You wanted to be like, I'm fucking done. I'm done
with you. Just's fucking living by scripted by free You need to feel the
bad. I'm just wondering why I can have some cardias out the nachos and
then I feel like at the end of it that I may die. Like
there there's a there's a part of it where I'm like, do you have
that bad levels of indigestion? It's not that bad, that's horrible. Look,
not even that bad. It's just cheese and me. If it's that,
it's a lot of oil from all the cheese, A lot of oil
from all the fucking the fried chips, the tortillas. Like you know,
it's crazy, extremely unhealthy. But literally have been like Lily's particularly been gone
on a very serious like health kick, and then, like me, I
live with her, so I have to. I don't have a choice in
the matter anymore. Unfortunately, So we ate like a lot of greasy stuff
yesterday and we felt like shit all of yesterday, which is really unfortunate because
I miss eating. I want to eat chicken so bad all the time.
But it's been eating grilled chicken lately and it's making me sad. You mean
you want to eat chicken all the time, that's what you mean? I
want? I love fried chicken, dude, Yeah, I feel surprised when
I'm eating it. Hate me all you want? Hate? Hey, Hey
what I am? It's good food, right, I really I really have
never understand I still. I know we've talked about this on the show,
for sure, we have, but like I really, I really just don't
understand that stereotype at all, even like bro, But who the fuck doesn't
like it? Like? Who doesn't like it? I met someone? See
that makes me distrust her, Like I met somebody? You know you know
why? You know, you know why she doesn't like fried chicken because she's
too busy drinking her own piss. That's what That's what the that's what the
problem is. Man. Those things tend to correlate. Like, hey,
you don't like fried chicken? How much do you like piss? More than
I probably should? That makes a lot of sense, more than fried chicken.
That's you got to you gotta come upiss. She's gonna get so fucking
mad. She's so good over that joke. Sorry, she's I was even
thinking about we gotta drop some uh some merch for her, like something like
piss queen or something. No, we can. That's not nice. That's
not nice. Come on, that's it's really funny. Don't get wrong.
It's a picture of her, but just a jug of pist drink. Really
funny. It's like gallant jug was that it's like one of her yearbook photos.
It's like a genuinely like nice little portrait, and then it's just has
pissed queen. Just be really funny. But that would have really hurt her
feelings. She'd be like, that was funny. I'm glad you guys are
having fun, and she'd walk away and I'd be like, honey, you
okay. She's like, yeah, why she why why wouldn't she embrace what
she like? Why? Why why is she so offended about the thing that
Derek moment think of how not nice it is to make merchant knights with a
picture of somebody drinking pee on it and then literally being a person like Lily
who is not a mean person, that he's just a being like, oh
you're not. Should make Charles, we should make we should make Charles pictures
Charles Spain merchant that's un ironically kind of dope actually, just because who has
that? Who has Merchant of King Charles the second of Spade? Can we
do that? Why? Why the fun that he's just a person that people
you can't do it like that for no way? Three hundred years ago,
do you think he has the relative less. It doesn't matter. Think about
this, think about this, think about this, not that guy. There's
merchant, there's merch with George Washington out, you know what I mean.
Like we can definitely have of King Charles watch open game, bro. We
should it should be what what and it should be completely like say all it
is it's just a it's just a nice picture of him, little little nicest
kind of you know what I mean. It's not he's not gonna it's just
a a good quality photo of this thing and and then and then just our
logo and then that's it. Yeah, it'll just be him and underneath it,
underneath it, it'll have text that says, this is you, this
is you, fucking stupid as retarded. But we're anyway getting it mocked up.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, welcome to
the show where we talk about in bred British Spanish kings. I don't know
what the fuck is his whole deal was. But nothing's I don't think anything.
I think I'll lot happened last time we recorded. Not much is going
on now. That's really very very little going Like hell divers is exploding and
that's kind of cool, but like, that's not really a conversation for this
show. I don't think any of us have really played, like I played
it a little bit, but I don't think Sweeney has. I don't think
that I haven't played the second one. I was really much to talk about.
That's what I was really. I was really surprised that, like cause
literally, I because I got Hell Divers for free one time, just it
was one of those bundled things. Here get a bunch of free games and
was held. I was like, this game is pretty cool, and I
was like, I don't think anyone played the first one, and I was
feeling kind of like, you know, this is kind of fun. I
think, you know, then Hell Divers two comes out and kind of just
fucks just just I've never seen have you. I've never seen anything get this
much love. And then also something gets so much hate as far as Halo
goes at the simultaneous like time, you know, it's like this this shit
fucking rules and it's like fucking hay, what the fuck you could have done?
You know? It was I was like, Yo, this is kind
of it. Yeah, dude, it's it's because it's you know, it's
that that missed opportunity thing where it's like because Hell Divers is literally, dude,
it's it's literally, I mean it is Starship Troopers also, but like
it is Halo as fuck like it is. It is so unabashedly Starship Troopers
and Halo and a little bit of like Earth Defense Force mixed in there for
good measure. And all these developers coming out. I was like, yeah,
I worked with three four three and and Microsoft and there were like twenty
it was like something twenty to thirty ODST style games pitched over the last twelve
years that they just never bit. They never they never greenlit, and one
of them was very very similar to this, and it's like cool you uh
thanks, guys really fucked up in it in such a crazy way. But
I mean, dude, it's I've I've been playing it a little bit.
It's it's fucking awesome. It is so it is exactly the dumb fun that
I feel like has been missing for a long time. In uh, we're
not missing for a long time. It's been kind of it's kind of a
coming back with like Lethal Company and Deep Rock Galactic and these kinds of and
left. It's very much like this Left for Dead style thing where it's just
like, yeah, jump on with the homies and have a good time,
and it's not super complicated. It's it's it's just complicated enough to be engrossing,
but not so over complicated that you feel like fucking bombarded with a bunch
of bullshit. It's fucking great and uh, I wouldn't be surprised if this.
I mean, this is undoubtedly probably it's probably too early to call it,
but I would. I would imagine this is probably game of the year.
I would. I would. I don't imagine it. Wow, you
think so, Yeah, it's just it's it's I think so. I think
it's just such an un uh if if they don't fuck it up in the
short term, which is possible, I do think because this the growth that
this game has had is insane, Like I don't even I don't know if
you saw, but it like Heal Divers has like a higher like It broke
all the records for like highest peak or highest concurrent player kunt of like even
including like grand Theft, thought of five and Ship which is really not as
well. It beat ball as Gay three by a lot. It beat uh
three for Steam had the highest had the highest until it was it was the
one that recently had the highest. It was the one that had the highest
recently, but it was never the highest highest of all time. It was
just like the highest of games that no, uh highest, let me see
highest I could be miss mistaken highest steam uh concurrent Uh yeah. Most so
the highest ever was counter Strike two with an all time peak of one one
point eight one eight basically almost two million, yeah, which is that's nuts.
And then underneath it is dot to two at one point two million,
and then underneath that is Hell Divers. Wow. Underneath that is held average
with I think four hundred and nine thousand, Then underneath that is Powerworld,
and then like bald, this K three is number eight at uh an all
times. Maybe it was just of that year it was the highest I imagine
that year, yeah, yeah, or something I'm not entirely trying to read.
I mean, balth the Gay three was nothing to joke at either,
but it's uh I do. It's just such an unprecedented amount of success for
a game like this for the first time in like a really long time,
that I would have to imagine that it's going to dominate the conversation in a
way that it normally wouldn't if it was just sort of okay, it's fascinating.
It might be too early to tell. I don't know. Maybe that
because I don't know if anything else of any consequence. It's really coming out
this year, I think, uh so, I think Dragon's Dogma two is
gonna be awesome. Final Fantasy and oh, Final Fantasy, Well, I
think it's Final Fantasy is gonna get snubbed for sure. I think it's gonna
get snubbed for some reason. I feel like, for whatever reason, they're
like, oh, get out here, you've you've get out, you've we've
you've done, We've done Final Fantasy to death, get out uh black myth
Wukong. I think I have, I have. I think two looks so
good. I mean it's I mean, I'm I think I'm a little biased
to you. I just I just fucking those games are too goddamn long.
I just can't. I can't do that shit anymore, dude, I just
can't. I've I get it. I get it, fucking I fucking get
it. I will play sixteen, though, because sixteen looks so Sixteen looks
like vastly different from it looks way, it looks way funner. I know,
like there's that Platinum game aspect to it that kind of intrigues me.
But I'm just not I'm not there yet. My backlog, man, my
backlog, I'm not there yet. I'm not. I'll probably be there in
the in the fall, but I will play back black myth Wucong. That
was awesome. That game looks awesome. Yeah, so I think that's what
Samurai game I forgot. It's like, Bro, Ghost Tushima came out,
and then now, all of a sudden, everybody was like, Japan's awesome,
and I'm like, bro, it's been awesome for a long time.
How come y'all weren't doing it all of a sudden Assassin's Creed is gonna finally
do something. And I'm like, bro, you guys the most obvious thing
that they just avoided on purpose to like, oh, hey, how come,
when are we gonna go to feudal Japan and be a fucking ninja?
Nah No? And then now they're gonna do it because the ghosts, because
ghosts pretty much changed the game in that way, or maybe maybe not even
ghosts. Maybe it was a little bit of second oh uh, but it
just kind of like, what is this? It was it was a lot
of and I think it was I think it was I think it was ghost,
it was Seca Row, it was it was Neo. Yeah, it
was pretty good, No, man, a lot of Uh. It just
kind of upset me that I'm like the ship that I've been waiting for because
I'm a I'm a feudal japan nerd like a fucking it's like my favorite part
of history. And then it just was constantly being disrespected. I don't know
why in a way. And what I mean disrespected is like people didn't really
focus that hard on it, even like, uh, there was a say,
Dynasty Warriors series versus Samurai Warriors. The Samurai Wars series, in my
opinion, was way better, but people were so like just jerking off the
fucking dynasty, you know, of the of the of of China that they
kind of just kind of pushed it away, like if it was a toy
that you don't want to really play with that much. And I'm just like,
y'all don't understand this is so much better than people like I don't know,
but I don't know, man, It's just me. I think it's
just a me thing. I'm just I'm just being I'm just being a little
jealous bitchers on. I don't know. Oh what's weird to me is that
I don't know how you can ever really think China is cooler than Japan,
like just the historically, like China is fascinating in its own right, but
like the Three King Japan, the katana is the most famous weapon in history.
I'd probably go as far as eight other than the gun and bomb the
gun, bomb katana. I think that's what it is. It's a good
point, though. Could you name a famous fucking sword from from China?
I can, because I can name a famous Chinese weapon. COVID brilliant this
week. Let's let's move on right right now, like right now, let's
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Chris. Thanks, We the Disney appreciate. Can you imagine can you imagine
us? Oh my god, that would be such a waste of everybody's time.
But let's make let's make Snart tank skins for Fortnite. Oh god,
we're gonna we're gonna start taking how many how much revenue would we bring in?
How many people do you think are gonna download snark tank skids? Nobody?
I think people would love to play as being fortunately. I think that'd
be hilarious. I mean, we were like one of Giant, but you're
just but you're you're just some, You're just a black guy. You're just
like you whole black guy, the new black guy skins out. I would
be fine. I would be fine if if they just labeled us like that,
if they labeled us like small, hispanic, and like I like that
black guy, black guy. I think I'd be okay with that, you
know what I mean? That would be actually I may ironically black guy.
Yeah, that's it. Tall black, tall, black, short, black,
small, small, small, I do I Before we get into questions,
I want to do something really quick. I want to mention. I
want to mention the fact that it is currently there's like a crazy storm in
Los Angeles right now, crazy fucking storm, like outside, it's fucking raining,
it's it's it's basically flooding where I'm at. So I want to do
a little test, and we're gonna leave this in. We're gonna leave this
in because I think it's important. Let's do a class sink and let's leave
it in. All right, sure, are we good with that? Yeah?
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. This is how this
is how we get This is how we get all the audio SYNCD for the
show. By the way, three two one, Oh wow, pretty big
delay, pretty big delight. But the audio I was, I was,
I was, that was crazy. Oh fuck, yeah, Hey, the
audio will be all right though, it will be all right. It'll even
when there is somewhat of a fun delay. As long as I sync it
up, it'll it'll be Yeah, there's enough room for delay too. It's
it's fine. The video right now as we're recording is fucking wild. Yeah,
it's it's really disorienting. I do want to mention the fact that,
like this is why I'm very very just. I'm just very excited to get
to the point in the near future where we do the show in person.
Because yes, little things like this, we're like, oh, it's raining
too much. So our conversation is compromised is so strange and annoying, So
like, I'm just so stoked to not have to deal with that anymore.
But just wanted to point out if anybody's like, if anybody feels like,
oh, this episode feels a little off, because it very much is.
We're gonna try to work with what we got here. We can't help the
weather. We want to get stuff out to you guys, so bear with
us. They've dealt with the Ogs, have dealt with some weird ship before,
they've put up with our asses with us. Sometimes there have been some
Our old system used to be like a I forgot what it was. It
wasn't just completely a clap sync. It was like a one two three kind
of a thing we were doing. I don't know if you remember that.
It was like a little bit of a delay. It's like like almost I
do remember that one two three. It was kind of like that, and
it was it was a bad fucking system. It was a bad system and
we abandon it. But uh, it was like, yeah, some old
ship, but people stuck around. No, let's let's talk about hot guys
or something. I want to I want to fucking let's talk. Let's talk
about let's talk about let's talk about real hot men, like the Mister Universe.
I don't know if you got you guys watch Mister Universe or Mister Olympia.
I don't. I didn't watch z Olympia this year. There's there's like
the thirty year and Arrive Miss Unfortunately one time. Christ you would never he
would never actually should ever. It's just giant, oily fucking men posing on
stage. There's something so gay about it. It's not gay at all,
which is crazy. It's it's it's it's so there's something so gay about it.
It's not gay, though. It comes around and not it's almost like
a double Nagadi comes back around, like that's just impressive, dude. It
is. It's really gay. It is really the problem is it's too gay
and that's the thing, and then it almost like turns not gay at all.
Yeah, what is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it called? You can go mister Olympia, the Divine. There's
also the Arnold Classic, but yeah, mister Olympia is the That's the thing.
This is gay. This is all gay. Everything not gay not.
I just agree every single image on this is gay. Di's agree, and
I can I can argue in fact, I fact, I know I can
argue out of the point. Okay, go ahead, Look, look,
staring at men with barely any clothes on, oiled up is extremely gay,
right, right, Yes, that's it's be real, it's real. It's
not that a gay person would more often do than not not a straight person.
Right. But what happens is when you realize the amount of effort and
and and and diligence it takes to get to that form, it is just
impressive that humans can do that to themselves. So it admiration to like it
turns into more like looking at sculptures and being like, this is impressively sculpted,
but the canvas is their bodies. It's beautiful. In fact, everything
that you're saying not gay at all. It's it's it could be it could
be a gay there's nothing. I don't know why you're trying to skirt the
issue. It's there's nothing wrong with it being no, no, no,
really, The really the thing is because I don't even I don't even think
homosexual men look at that. Really any gay person's like I look at the
Arnold Classic and I love it. That's the thing because gay it's too gay
for them. That's that's why I think it's not gay. I think it's
ungays itself. It's like, look, it makes sense. It's just like
a lot of kids that grew up admiring bodybuilders would have posters on their walls
and their dads would beat them up because they think they were gay, Like
back in the day, that happened a lot. Actually, But the thing
is that what they're not paying attention to is like, look at is are
there is their peep hard? No, Like when you're looking at the Arnold
Classic is your peep hard? I don't even get a twitch in there?
Because really, as far as like what's something that is desires desirable and sexy?
That ain't it that those mountains, those mountains of muscle that ship hot
at all? Like Henry? Really? What man? That look like?
That scared? Right? I can look at it Henry cavill and Man of
Steel and be like god damn, Like that's that's pretty good. Like and
then maybe there's like zero pour one percent of me where I'm like, yeah,
I get I you know I could go gay for this dude? Zero
WHOA? Can I say something? Can I say something on Can I say
something about that? Can I say something about these these guys that I'm saying
in the mister Olympia Google images. I feel like this is like when I
look at this, I think of like, do you guys know who Brian
Peppers is? Yeah? No, yeah, do you know who Brian Peppers
is? I think my song is like a white Brian Peppers. That's what
I think, honestly, But I guess I mean you wrong. Oh okay,
ye know it's really Brian Peppers is white. But yeah I know that.
God damn forgot. Yeah. So I get the same feeling looking at
that that I do this because like this to me, isn't it? This
is more like a freak show to me, you know what I mean?
Like these are more like look at these freaks who have like pumped it,
Like I don't. I don't believe this is dude, I don't. I
don't believe this is diligence or effort at all. I think this is all
chemicals. But largely this is a chemical show. These are just a bunch
of like weird This guy looks like one of these guys looks like a fucking
guitar pick you to get to that point. Well, yeah, of course,
but you can't just take royds and do that, right. You can't
just pump your ass full of steroids and look like that. You have to
you have to work out for like six eight hours a day. Please.
I would watching Brotherhood of Iron and stuff. They are like you think that
roids would have get you this far. It won't. It will not turn
you into what they are. They cut this is a freak a circus.
It's like it's like, look at the what I just put in the chat.
This is a circus thing. This is like the fucking This is like
when you see the bearded lady or the fucking like a Siamese twin, like
what the when you see you know, like the wings when you see someone
like cut, Like it's like when you see somebody slap a boulder in half
with their bare hand, and it's like, how do you do that?
No? Because that's unrelievable. This is just like why do you do this?
This is like why did you do this? Or like when people with
the when they make themselves like I made myself do a lizard. I'm a
lizard. I'm a lizard. With like those warns in his head and cut
their tongue and they tattooed scales on them. It's it's the same to me.
It takes effort. It tickles this you see, freak. That's why
you see like I see a free right do that like unbelievable discipline? It
does, right, that's that's what it doesn't take, unyielding discipline when I
look at that like unyielded. Yeah, if you're a lizard person, it
takes just drugs to numb yourself and then cut your tongue and then tattoo yourself
and then have things implanted in you. But to look like those giant freaks
and look at man. I of course those are freaks and they literally they'll
call themselves like genetic freaks and shit. Right, Uh, it takes,
like I said, six to eight hours a day at the gym. It
takes like it's just one of those things where it's like most people could not
do it even if they wanted to, because they don't have that insane drive
to do it. And so that's why people kind of marvel at it.
They look like superheroes, right, if they put on costumes, they would
essentially have the bodies of superheroes, but why they look so stupid, especially
to show off the definition of their muscles. They do this black face thing
but all over their body, which makes it hilarious to me because like most
of them are like white people, but they just put this bronze and stuff
to make them look like they're black, and it's so funny to me.
It's like black Facebook on the body. It's pretty cool, all right.
We just for those of you who are watching, you might have noticed a
bit of a cut. It's because we're trying to We had to restart because
we're getting crazy delay on our end because California, well for California, Internet
sucks in general, but beyond that, just having a storm is really fucking
us. We've explained it already, but it's still there. So we're just
gonna do our best with this skull. Ficce wrote in he says, not
a question, but on a recent episode, you all talked about about drug
candy, and it's mostly an urban legend used to scare people and disconnect communities.
But back in nineteen seventy four, a man named Ronald Clark O'Brien tried
to kill his own kid for insurance money. He went to jail because he
his daughter and three other kids a giant pixie sticks. He's known as the
man who killed Halloween. Cool. However, I don't I feel like there's
real There's a lot of context missing here because a giant he went he tried
to kill his own kid, so he gave he gave them a giant pixie
sticks. I feel like I'm missing information. I think the sticks were like
what is it? Were they laced with something? Yeah? But like what
drugs? Yeah? Maybe like coke or some crack. Yeah. But I
think like stories like that, anecdotal stories, right, are the things that
spooked everybody, even like say in the in the in the famous song Halloween
by Misfits Yah, and the second verse it starts off with saying candy apples
and raisor blades, Like you know, it's just like a thing that people
would talk about and it might even have been just one isolated incident, but
it was like this major trend, right because it's but that's how it always
happens. It always happens that way, like tide pods. You think about
anything like that where there was like three cases of like two old people and
maybe some kids that ate that shit, and then that shit went viral and
then people actually started biting them, but they weren't swallowing them. They were
just biting them like fucking retards. But uh yeah, I always feel like
you you you attributed to that bullshit where I may get anything, the satanic
panic, just anything one person did something and said they did it in the
name of this, or oh someone hung themselves or whatever, and then oh,
I was listening to Marilyn Manson or some shit, and then all of
a sudden, like that Pie. It's like the Paudy Pie thing, all
right. It was crazy, dude, when when that guy that shooter said,
like, subscribe to peuty Pie whatever. Imagine being Peudy Pie in that
situation, like crazy. Imagine what you imagine if someone was like subscribe to
the snark and then they fucking did no Russian in the airport, like like
I was like crying blood. I would laugh like cry blood because our jobs
either our jobs has got so much more difficult. Oh that would be at
least nothing so not good. At least we have nothing. There is nothing
in our four years that we've been doing this together that would say we inspired
someone to actually do that, Like they can come through every episode and there's
not one time we're like, hey, you know what you should do?
You should like So I still feel fucked up over it, but at least
I would feel like not like we were actually responsible, just like I don't
feel like Beautie Pie should feel responsible for that fucking guy, you know what
I mean? At least I don't do anything wrong, right, I don't
think. I don't think Felix is ever like that. Hey, that was
just that was a popular meme. It's just some fucking edgy troll. Yeah,
there's no way that guy. There's no way that guy was Like,
I wasn't going to shoot this place up, but then Pawtie Pie happened,
and then like I just decided, I don't know, it just felt right
like that wasn't the case. It felt more good. Uh it's crazy,
it felt more gooder. Yeah. Yeah, pist six fucking trash. But
young Jedi wrote in who No, I said pissy sticks, I said they're
trash flavored sugar man, it's fucking trash. Yeah, pixie sticks are pretty
pixy sticks suck. It's literally not sugar. I don't understand candy, that's
just piles of sugar. They had a thing called Raven's Revenge, which was
like a concentrated sugar in a way, like it had the flavors, and
they have these little crystals in them and stuff, and it looked like science
speakers, like a little are we they're not called beakers vials, and like
they were kind of cool the way they looked. But rest as sure it
was just sugar, right right, right, at least they look cool.
I don't know your Jedi, young Jedi seven to seven to two wrote in
He says, hello negrazoids and your little twinkish white familiar experiencing true So this
is strangely this is a strangely serious one. It's not sad. Well,
I'll just finish it. Experiencing true heartbreak at almost eighteen, and I'm absolutely
lost any tips. You're eighteen, you'll be fine. That's not the way
to say it, I know, I'll give you. Just put a piece
of advice right. This is what I learned, and people at the time
will disagree with me, but you will find someone eventually down a line that'll
make all the pain you fought from completely disappear. He doesn't need to hear
that. You know, it happens to every single person. They don't need
to hear that right now. They need to hear the now and not the
down the line, because I think most people can understand that they will be
fine in time because they're probably their family members loss. Yes, they do,
because their family members have experienced lost people. They've lost people in the
family, usually old ones, grandparents, and they eventually get better. They
understand that they will be better in time. They don't need to hear that
they need How do I manage this right now? That's that's the hard that's
the hard part. How do you manage the heartbreak right now? And hopefully
you have I hopefully you have friends. I hope you have a lot of
friends, or at least a handful of friends, because you absolutely should lean
on your friends. And I would say, even though it's hard, because
this thing called fake it till you make it, be with your friends as
much as possible, and because you know you won't feel like it. Like
when I when I went through a bad breakup a long time ago, I
didn't really want to do anything, but just being around my friends distracted the
fuck out of me. Even though I didn't really want to go up or
get up or do anything. You force yourself to go hang out, and
I immediately would feel better just just being around my dumb ass friends. And
if you're like, if you don't see him in person, then jump on
the discords or whatever the fuck and just distract yourself until you start noticing your
thinking about it less and less and then like then you'll be good. But
like I was just saying, like Kingston, you're right about what you're saying,
but it doesn't help hearing that why you're going through it, Like,
oh, you'll be fine eventually. It's like, yeah, I know,
dude, I just I how do I cope with this without taking a pile
of drugs? Essentially? I think that's really the answer the question. I
mean, because a lot of people just turn the drugs. They're like two
mountains of drugs, and you'll forget about everything else like this, Right,
Like I understand that the moment you live your life hurting in moments. That's
the thing. Like you live your life hurting in moments, like you hurt
yourself, you fall down, you scape your arm, you cut yourself,
you bleed all that stuff. Right, what happens is that too many people,
love is a thing where you're like, I'll never find that again.
Some people are like that, I'll never find love like this again. I
love this person. I'm gonna be a lone first in my life. That's
all the shit people fucking say. For me, it's like, you met
this person right and you had this connection. But there are so many people
you can find a connection with. There's very few times at an eighteen years
old you find that person that is your partner, that's meant to be your
partner. I think you can. Some people have definitely overlooked their partners and
it happens, and it's unfortunate sometimes, but you have so much life left
to live, you'll find somebody that'll be like, oh, fuck that bitch,
dude. Because I was the same place at eighteen years old. I
was with a girl that I was on off with for like three years already
by the time I was eighteen years old, and I was like, Oh,
this pye person, I'm gonna marry eventually. And then when I was
nineteen, me and her broke up for real for certain we were done with
each other and not look back. And I'm like I cannot believe I thought
I really loved her the way that I loved someone like Lily. It's fucking
hilarious to me. That's life. That absolutely as life, you know,
like I remember episodes ago. What yeah, episodes ago? I once said,
and you know, there was a little bit of pushback, but I
was saying, since there's eight billion people on the planet, the odds are
that you can always find somebody better than the person that you feel like,
who you're meant to be with, just by odds, not like you need
to. You don't need to find somebody better. That's not you know,
it's just like say you find the perfect the thing that is perfect for you,
and then you can actually it's like food, right, even like that,
you can find something like there's nothing gonna be better than this. You
can probably find something better than that eventually. But that's not the point of
being a human. It is being content. And so the thing is,
even though if you look back on fondly on somebody like that, I'm like,
odds are with the amount of people are in the fucking world, you're
gonna find somebody that's gonna make you, like Kingston laugh about that person in
in the past, like, I can't believe I was so heartbroken over this
person, and you reflect that's it is the most wild reflection ever. You're
like, god damn when you think about the people you used to deal with,
Like I think about this all the time. When I was younger and
I was in my younger teens and the girls I would fucking put up with
and now I'm like, I would piss at them. I would just start
yelling. Kiss. I would just yell at the like, get the fuck
away from me. I've ever heard that before. Start peeing and start pissing
somebody like past it. You don't piss all them, You piss at them.
You fuck out of here, Fu out of here. I hit them,
but it's aimed toward them. It's aimed the right at them. Yeah.
Brother. Oh, And also I would recommend this for anybody who's watch
watch the movie Life of Pie. I swear to god, that is literally
the best healing movie in my opinion. Anytime I watched that movie and instantly
I feel fucking better. Dude. It's just a great feel good movie in
my opinion. So watch it like and repeat and then and then also listen
to good I don't really listen to all of our episodes, and then you'll
feel much better. Have you watched Life a Pie Chris? Have you seen
that movie? No? I'm not really that into like cooking movies or like
things like that. I've seen genuinely sixth films. That's crazy, dude,
like by that one, always on the rafts with the tiger, the tiger.
It's just interesting. I saw a metaphors long time ago, but I
don't really remember anything about it. I think I was paying attention. That
fair, that's fair. I haven't watching. I was like, wow,
all right, so there's advice. Get stop uh stop being a bitch,
stop being yeah well yeah, yeah yeah, bitch, you stop being pussy.
The better things will be now for I hope hope you hope you hope
you feel better? Uh hope, hope, hope we can help distract you
in this in the in these trying times. Kingston doesn't because he doesn't have
a heart. This therapy sessions worth the better, the highest here, worth
the highest tier. Bump up, bump up your your patronage, thank you,
Yeah, don't. It's also worth it's also worth noticing. It's also
worth noting that I don't know man Kingson. Kingson is not I shouldn't be
taking advice from Kingston because he's he's marrying a piss drink that was so high
school fucking can't tell you what you do his go Fred drinks Pepe fucking.
I just love the idea of Lily. They were what is it? They
were made in the factory five gallons in one hand, you know those big
five gallon jugs. Just balancing like that is so impressive, because that's for
me to just carry, right, you just carry wolve one hand. It's
so abby and she's just balancing it like that's sick. New Mer's coming soon,
all right? What was the question? My girlfriend says, no,
it's not. Uh, they were made in a factory, a bomb factory.
Wrote in he says, hey, dumb, dumber and Sweeney, what
is the weirdest shit you've Oh god, my eyes, I got like a
thing in my eye right when I was reading the fucking questions. It's annoying.
Uh, what is the weirdest thing you've seen happen in a public restroom?
When I was twelve, I had to use stats. What the stater
brother's bathroom? I don't even know what the fuck that is. And they
were, and there was this guy in the stall banging his hands on the
wall while screaming a little birdie, and it freaked me out so much I
ran out. Yeah, that'd be scary. Yeah, I don't fuck I
don't trifle around with psychos and bathrooms. I have two stories. Crazy people
in a bathroom like no way, like a public bathroom like I can handle.
I can handle crazy people on the street. I can handle crazy people
in like a like a like an open setting and like a retail environment outside,
but like a second, I'm in an enclosed, like very echoey location.
Nah, dude, I'm I'm leaving. I'm recusing myself from this situation.
So I get that. But yeah, so Derek said he had he
had something. There are two times. One. I used to work at
Albertson's, I think in two thousand and five, and there was a guy
that we called the ship Bandit because he would he would at random some days.
We didn't know which Sunday, but it was a Sunday. You'd go
into the bathroom and wipe shit all over the bathroom stalls, just just just
rub shit all over it and it was like, fuck, like, this
is disgusting right as you do. Yeah, And one time I think I
found out who was because there's this dude that looked like the singer of Afi
Davy Havoc. He just kind of like kind of rushed out of the bathroom
really quick, and then there wasn't shit on the walls, but there was
shit on one of those the toilet seat covers like he was about to apply
it and maybe he felt me coming or something something he just rushed out and
I think I just I caught him right before he did it. And that
was absolutely fucking wild. And just recently in December, when I came up
to Cali to stay with Nikki and uh we we me and Jojo. We
stopped at a rest not a rest stop, at just a gas station or
whatever. And the one there was a fucking guy that had to be a
trucker or something. He was eating a box of pizza in the bathroom on
the sink, just eating pizza on the sink, and I'm like, what
is happening? And then and there was a guy grunting in the stall,
like just grunting, like in the type of way that like, oh,
I think he's dying. And then when he came out, he was wearing
a robe. He was wearing a fucking bathrobe in the same fucking setting this
happened, and I was like, I am so out of here. This
is this doesn't seem real. This must be staged. I couldn't believe what
I was saying. Dog who eats pizza? I have one close to that.
I have one close to that. It's not even close to the grunting.
And the guy came out of the robe as wild. But there was
one time when I went to the bathroom I was in. I was in
the Yonkers by the raceway. I was getting signed from like I think my
target a sign over there, or we were going to the movie. Some
shing was happening and I was like, Grandma, yet he's a bathroom.
I chose the bathroom and I walked in and some guy was carrying with his
fucking pants up by the air thing and he was like ah. He was
like fucking weeping and screaming, and I ran the fuck. Ice ran out
like, let's just go. She was like, why are you so rated?
I was like, let's just go, Brad, let's just go.
And we left, and I was literally for the next few months, I
was scared to use the bathroom by myself. I would literally like almost pee
myself and went out. The guy was just like I walked in and he
was like fucking weeping and yelling, and I looked up, he looked at
me, and I just took the fuck off. So you do sometimes,
man, what I wonder what happened? Do you put asked on his balls?
Like, wonder what he did? It happens, man, sometimes you
get aid on your balls. Yeah, don't go to the bathroom by yourself.
I feel like I have I don't know, I have a couple of
experiences, but I feel like one of the one of them is a very
specific experience, and then the other one, I think is something that I
think, I feel like is a more ubiquitous experience that I feel like a
lot of people have when they're when they when they enter a public bathroom at
least at some point in their life, or not even the public bathroom,
but like maybe like a bathroom at school or whatever. I remember very distinctly,
And you could tell me if this has ever happened to you, I'm
pretty sure it has. Statistically I would imagine. I remember going into the
bathroom at school. I don't remember how old I was. I might have
been like third grade or something, or like second grade, I don't even
know. Go into the bathroom, and then there's at the urinals. There
is probably somebody I don't know, man in kindergarten, pre que pants all
the way down peeing in the urnal, not understanding, just not understanding that
you don't have to do that. Uh. That sticks with me still because
I'm just like, because I I remember the last time I experienced that,
which was way later then it should happen where I remember, I was in
seventh grade and a fifth grader, let's go, he was doing that and
I said something. I said, hey, man, you don't have to
do that. I said those I said those words, and he said,
what do you mean, I don't have the peace? That sticks with me
to say. The other one, the other one, the other one is
one that I think just made it just makes me laugh thinking about it.
I wish I could remember more specifics about it, because he definitely said something.
He definitely said something in a way that like I wish I I it
was so funny in the moment, I don't remember exactly what he said verbatim,
but I remember I was at a bar I think a couple of years
ago. This is probably like either like no, no, longer than two
years ago, I think. And I went into the bathroom at a bar
that a lot of our friends used to go to and some of our friends
still go to. And I went to the bathroom and then it, I
think the urinals had overflooded or had overflowed on one end of the room.
So it's like there's two there's two sides, there's two urals on each side.
You're kind of like your back is facing the other person's back basically,
so it's like one two, it's like one two, three four basically.
And that far wall was like full of water urinal water and piss basically,
and the other side was fine. So I was like, I'm gonna use
the other side. I'm not doing that. And I heard some guy come
in. He walks up to the journal. You hear like the that you
hear like the little splashing, and he goes, oh no, he and
I turn around. He's in sandals. It was so hard for me not
to like bust laughing. It was so fucking difficult, but I managed it.
Gets for tasting and sandals, fucking idiot. I've definitely definitely what are
you doing at a bar with handles? People shaging the ship, people like
in the tall like fucking grunting, like dude, And I'm like, yo,
if you're passing bowels like that, you gotta go to a doctor,
like you got, you gotta get There's a lot of people that have the
I mean, just to some of the smells in public wrestlings. Ro I'm
like, dude, you get I think you have some of what what that
King Charles the second of Spain has like because you're your insides are fucking like
rotting. Or get your gut checked people, for real, A lot of
people have like a lot of like really heavy stomachs. Seriously, go get
your gut checked. They'll tell you like you have something fucked in your gun,
and they'll give your ship to like literally clean your stomach and you'll lose
weight. Actually letting it bacon is fine. Leave your gut is supposed to
be disgusting, supposed to be let's that zeno war for your stomach. Keep
festering. It's looking jump out of your stomach in the middle of the night
one day, Bro, and I gotta I gotta, I gotta say,
I gotta say, you know, keep it keeping the same, let it,
let it fester. But please do me a favor. If you're one
of these people Curgey flushed, Please, for the love of fucking God,
I want you to keep birthing the xenomorphs. You always do one more flush,
but fucking Curtie, you drop the load. Flush it immediately, Bro,
especially in the in comfort of your own home. If you want to
let your ship just fester in the toilet, if that's that's that's that's it's
your home. If we got to share the fucking stall with you and you're
just fucking dis punishing the toilet, and flush that ship immediately, dog,
God damn, please, Favorite. I never flush ship. I shipped hard
wherever I'm at, and then I fucking leave it there. And you know
what, I'm a fucking breacher too. My ship breaches. So you know
what, You're gonna walk into that toilet and I'm like, oh, my
ship's gonna be out of the toilet looking at you in your face. You're
gonna have to deal with that, and you can't flush all of it because
it's fucking solid. So guess what deal with my fucking breaching stole? Like
shitting your toilet, bitch, Fuck you, I can toilet both. Posterous,
dude. If you used our bathroom and I saw that, I would
hit you with a bath I would hit you with a fucking bad dude,
Like I'd be like if I if somebody used the bathroom house and they're a
breacher. If someone breaches in my house, you can't use the bathroom here
anymore. Never get taste. Baseball fats are so crazy because it's like they
are it is just a weapon. Like it's just like there are people who
like have baseball bats who have never played baseball in their lives just because it's
like, yeah, man, I need a way to defend myself, right,
Like you don't do like I love that because like you don't do that
with like tennis. You don't like attack a fucking shooter with a tennis racket,
you know, or like or anything like that. It's it's just baseball.
Imagine hitting somebody so hard with the tennis racket that it cuts them in
the shape of like the little holes in the racket. Their hands become cube.
You can't. Yeah, it's it's like it's like evil. Yeah,
it's like like resident. Imagine micraft slicing somebody. No, I can't.
Chris all right, n nigh time Janitor wrote in he says hello zoo keeper
and whoa and monkeys relaxed. That is preposterous. Let's fucking relax. He
is a janitor, though, so it doesn't. It doesn't surprise me that
he's problematic. It's a rough it's a rough go. He's probably getting bullied
by all those kids. I would hate to be a high school janitor.
I would hate to be a high school janitor. On Ironically, I think
that would be the worst. Probably that probably the worst job ever outside off
I guess, like I don't know, like a slave. It's not really
a job but a hobby. This question is for Chris. How do you
keep yourself? How do you keep yourself cool, calm and collected when Sweeney
interrupts you every two minutes and constantly butts in or steals a joke that you're
about to make. I struggle not hitting my wife when she does the same
to me. Please give me some advice much love that doesn't happen. What
happens is the delay is what's frustrating. It's not that it's not that Kingston
interrupts me, because it's it's this is a perfect episode to bring this up,
quite frankly, because there's a massive delay. But it's not the interruption.
It's the fact that, like, when there's an interruption, it's difficult,
it's difficult to like it's difficult to play off of it or like understand
when I'm supposed to stop because there's a delay, I don't. I don't
really care that Kingston interrupts me, you know what I mean, as much
as he wants, it's just it's so hard on a delay, that's really
it. So my my recommendation to you is to never only talk to your
wife through discord. Yeah, like never speak to her in person. Let
the delay be there so that way you can let your rage really transform and
take hold of you and the way that you clearly need it to something.
I would suggest your wife will leave you if her interrupting you makes you fly
off mislead. You can do better than that. Whatever this person is,
get out of there. You're danger. I think that's perfectly normal. You
don't fly off the handle when Lily interrupts you, I don't saw it the
other day. Ef ever. Ever ever is when she tells me I did
something I didn't do. That is my only trigger as a as a person.
It's like, I know I didn't do It's like you did this.
I'm like, Lily, you got one more time to say that and stop
Kingstan, why are you coming on the chen counter me? Well, counter,
who did it? Kings? I don't know, we do it?
And then you fucking slap her and slapped the piss out of her mouth.
It's crazy, man. I've seen you, guys. I've seen that ship
pick up, pick up a couch and hit her with it, slap that
pit out of her mouth. Bro so overboard, so fucking crazy, entire
couch. The idea of the idea of you guys walking up on my house.
You see my house and be picking up a couch and flinging it at
Lily, and they're just like, yo, so we're still gonna go in,
right, you guys, you know, like, oh my bad,
guys, Sorry, let me look at the couch real quick. I can.
It's the way that it's the way that's certain. It's the way that
certain physics like sometimes you know how you play a game sometimes and like the
physics will freak out and you'll be you'll like spawn on a box and then
the box will fly across the room at like mock ten. That's how fast
you're that's how that's how fast you're flinging the couch at lily. It's like
it defies reason faster than that man hole cover that got launched into space when
they were testing all those nuclear weapons or whatever. Wait what, I actually
don't remember that the when they were testing nuclear there's like a I think they
so apparently when they were testing nuclear bombs, like underground and like I don't
remember where, like some desolate fucking place in the US, they covered it
with a manhole and the explosion sent the manhole flying at like one hundred and
fifty thousand miles per hour through So it's basically like this this really fast fucking
manhole cover flying through space to this day, probably I mean maybe not,
who who the fuck knows? Space is vast and might have exploded at some
point you think out of orbit, like atmosphere, like you got that far
an out of orbit and it's just going it's just going towards the Andromeda Galaxy.
And then at some point, like some alien niggas just gonna see this,
it's just going. It's just some yo. Imagine you're playing, Imagine
you're playing fucking cowboys and Indians or whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck some
random like I don't even know, red light, green light with your fucking
friends or whatever outside, and then a manhole fucking crushes you at one hundred
and fifty thousand miles an hour from space from an alien civilization. Holy fuck
red War. I feel like something I feel like And Drama Galaxy is just
like ours, except for everyone's colored like how they are, and dug,
I think that's the only difference. So it's just like green people and teal
people and shit be so fucking frustrating. Yeah, I could be so disappointed.
I could not, in my heart of hearts, really really really respect
someone that was teel. I couldn't. I couldn't bring myself to respect them.
I'd want to, but I couldn't do it. I couldn't. Really.
I I don't think I can be happy with uh. I would only
be satisfied if I, like, if we found out what's going on if
we could like peer into Andromeda. Right, let's like, let's say we
get like this the world's most powerful telescope that like bypasses the speed of light.
So it's not like we're looking millions of years in the past. We're
looking in the present, right, we see a civilization. Like the only
thing that would make me satisfied is if that planet in the Andromeda galaxy is
fucking animated. That would be the only that would be the only thing that
would make me satisfied. I would not be It would have to look fucking
animated to me. It would have to look so different from real life for
me to value it in any way because if it if it's just ooh different
grass, fuck that. I don't need different grass. I don't need different
leafs. I don't need like, oh, look at this fucking high resolution
fucking dinosaur with like eight legs running around. I don't care, man,
I don't care. I wanted to look two dy from every angle. I
wanted something to break my concept of like how space works. That's what I
want, like their actual reality. Look, I want a world like Kayu
where it only renders. I want a world like Kayu where it only renders
if you're looking at it and everything around it in the peripheral is empty white
space. That's what I want. I think, give me something brain busting.
Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what it would do. It would bust
your brain. That would be too much, so stupid, so stupid.
I'm crying. I'm crying. Is how dumb that was. You would be
satisfied if you if you got to look at a planet on Andrama and it
was just a fucking dinas or yeah, it was just I could give a
fuck. I know there's more life that that. That much is obvious,
but like the idea that it would be like even remotely similar to us,
but like we know this life, it would it would completely deflate any kind
of interest really because it is the nearest galaxy. Like the odds of that,
the odds of that are so astronomical that that the fact that there would
just be civilizations thriving in THATX, because then it would really change the game.
It's like, holy shit, so is there just fucking people? And
like almost all happy I was going on. I would be only happy.
I would be only happy if we could if we peered onto the surface of
the planet, and it was just a short little boy with an I'm with
her shirt going like like that at the camera. That would that that might
be interesting to her like that, I could I could be okay with you
know, just something like fucking Killeryton is it Linton. That's the only difference.
The only difference is people's names are the first letters of their names are
swamped. That's the only difference. We cracked the code, guys, we
know exactly what's having Hillary Hillary Linton lit. It's Killery came on stupid a
right, let's move on. It's dumb. It's a dumb came on Pericland
over there, so stupid, stupid fucking name dude, Eric Power, dumb.
Oh god, that's so stupid. We we's interesting, just objectively the
least interesting, just the least interesting type of alien life we've just we've stumbled
upon. It's just us, but with with so stupid. Oh my god,
this is the dumbest episode. Oh my fucking god, dude, Eric
Dilate is so stupid. That is so stupid. Name is peric Anyway,
let's move on. Last question and then wellbody's going having a good name Peric.
So you know what mean stupid. You're telling you're telling me, honey,
uh not. I'm not reading. I'm just not reading this name.
I please just fucking just please write like, please write normal, Please write
normal. You're telling me honey, nutted on these cheerios. But it's all
one word. He writes, Hey, two balls, he yeah, he
wrote, he writes, hey, uh, two balls and shaft. Take
your pick on who's who. If there were magically no consequences for your actions,
what are some of the most fucked up pranks you would pull on people?
I really want to release a Huntsman spider into an office space or something
like that. Jesus Christ. I don't know, man, no consequences if
I could, if I if I could, I don't know if I would
do anything crazy. I do think I would. I think I I've mentioned
this before, but I would absolutely do it if there were no consequences where
I would pay a lot of people to I would pay a lot of people
to surround someone and just point at them at any given moment the day and
scream wake up, wake up, wake up? Uh. And I would
do that for I would I would try to really make it, really hammer
that home and they couldn't be mad at me because there's no consequences. So
that would be my that would be my answer. That's my go to every
time for this. I like it for any question like that. I like
that. I like that would either So I would either probably I would do
bitter pranks where I would like have people constantly get murdered around other people and
like really terrify the funk out of people. Or I would or I would
You know what I would do. I would duct tape someone and I'd pour
itching powder on them. I'd duck take their limbs and I'd put like a
lot of itching powder on their bodies and just watch them scorm. And the
fuck is itching powder? Is that real? Yeah? Is that a real
thing? Itching powder? Dude? There's like what the is the purpose of
that? To terrorize? Nothing other than what I said? No, no,
no, no, no not not. What's the purpose of your prank?
I mean, what's the like, No, it makes it? That's
it? Why what would what would be the purpose of that? Like,
why would they make that? Why make a wood? Because you're not telling
you're not telling the truth. This isn't real itching powder, dude, there's
plant. There's trees. There are trees where that have like substance in them
that will fucking make you itch, like like it's just so people will just
use that ship and then throw it on people to just make them suffer.
It's pretty much pretty much. We used to have that tree in my middle
school. They used to have that tree. Tree fucked up. Yeah,
there was a tree that had this ship in it. If if you got
it on you, you were fucking itching like you were fucked. You were
essentially fucked. It was. It was. And then people would pour it
down your back, you know, they would grab the ship and put it
on your back to fuck with people. It was awful, and it was
like, what fucking cut this tree down? What the fuck is wrong with
the school? It was crazy. I don't know, it's weird, Yo,
this is so fucking crazy I had. I had no idea that this
is this was even remotely a real thing. He's getting ideas itching powder,
he's getting ideas. We gotta stop him, dude, We got to stop
him. He's thinking. It's learning in case of what's going on with you,
hairs. I'm laughing so much because I'm thinking of somebody getting itching powder,
that being like someone being taped up in itching and squirming violently. That's
drinking. Like putting that in your Can you imagine consuming that? Can you
intione consuming that? Having that in your like esophagus and stuff, it would
probably be Unbearah. Yeah, somebody really like itching powder has no purpose other
than to bother you. Actually, yo, that is monstrous. Putting it
in a flashlight is crazy. I can go into town like this feels put
you put like alvir kream on there and it's like a two for combo two
for on combo alvera and a little bit of you gotta go. You guys
are reject Actually beat off a bengate one time and that was the word experience
of my life. Did you really? It was the most swear to God,
I swear my life, I did serve my life such a terrible experience.
That such a terrible, such a terrible experience, absolutely preposterous that you
wouldn't do that. It is I've never I've never felt stupider in my life.
Dude, Please get this delay is DRIs made sense. Let's go it
is it is. It is crazy, alright, Let's let's get the fuck
out of here. Uh, let's get the fuck out of here. Uh
sorry, I don't know this is I'll clean as much as it's genuinely like
very frustrating. Uh, I'm so I am so fucking excited to not have
to deal with any of this, you know what I mean, So just
not have to deal with the delay. I think we're gonna get just some
of the best ship. That's kind of That's kind of the thing where it's
like this period of the SNAr Tank I think is like largely just it's largely
dealing with a lot of stuff that we know is holding us back, and
so there's a there's a degree of frustration there where like cause there's gonna be
all sorts of like great ship that we can do in person that we just
couldn't have done before, in addition to it just being like a more smooth
experience for everybody. So uh, you know, bear with us in especially
in situations like this where it's just like the elements are conspiring against us.
But sometime in the near future, we're gonna have a very very evolved Snart
Tank and hopefully by I mean it's supposed to rain the rest of this week
a little bit, but like hopefully by the next time we record it won't
be so fucked on our end for this fucking delay. It's crazy. Anyway,
Let's read the names and get the fuck out of here. Would everybody
come me down, let me know, let me know what you do it?
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is. How do you how do you make the names longer? It won't
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way. Did Chris suffer is so fucked right now? I just don't.
So, do you get that joke? Guys one more time? Do you
get it? Reverse joker? Be like, I don't know how I got
my scars because he's telling you usually you know I got these scars. Yeah,
yeah, it's stupid. You see everybody in this everybody you are all
I have. I understand. I understand that this is largely the rage from
the delay impacting my mood as I go into this, But I'm so angry
at every single one of you. You have to understand everybody writing in with
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paid, it's fine. I'm sorry. I didn't eat either today,
so that's probably that's probably it. Yeah here, we'll be back soon hopefully.
Oh wait, no, maybe what's today? What's today? It's Monday,
Tuesday, so we should like, we should do it. Well,
let's do the extra able tomorrow. I don't. Let's let's let's end the
show. Get the fuck out of here, go get out, leave bye,
get out, go bye, leave get out of here. So you're
not gonna hear