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Hey, look he get me.
Yeah, night fortnight like Loo and Charles

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Spain. Yeah, Charles the Second
of Spain's on SpongeBob square Pants. Yeah,

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I loved him. He was amazing, an amazing character. We were

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just talking about the Hello friends,
we were just talking about Charles the Second

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of Spain. Well, because Sweeney
was talking about mbred Europeans from back in

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the day and how unconventional and I
you terrifying they look, uh and unconventional.

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Such a night way to put that
right, that's so respectful. Maybe

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some of you have heard this guy, Charles the Second of Spain, because

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his family were just so insanely inbred
that this guy look up a picture room,

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he looks insane. And I just
want to read a little piece of

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his autopsy. So it says his
heart was the size of a peppercorn,

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his lungs corroded, his intestines rotten
and gangritous, He had a single testicle

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black as coal, and his head
was full of water. This guy somehow

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lived for a while, he grew
up. Appetite is gone. How old

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Let's see how old he was when
he died. You said he had water

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in his head, and my appetite
disappeared fucking left. Uh wow, he

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died at thirty nine or right before, just five days before it, So

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he died at thirty eight. So
he that's prettyang, He's pretty good for

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someone that fucked up. That's not
bad. It really makes me question,

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like is health real? You know
what I mean? Like I feel like

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it runs you of those it runs
you those episodes of what is it my

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strange addiction where like some lady would
be eating like mattress foam and I don't

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know how, I don't know.
I don't know, man, I don't

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know how real that shit is.
There's a lot of fake reality TV,

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but I know, at the very
least because of certain like Hoarders is definitely

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real. You know, Kitchen Nightmare
is definitely real. Like these are,

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Like there's some fake aspects to like
the production of it, but it's all

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real shit. So like I look
at that stuff and I'm like, are

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people really eating like steady diets of
like fucking mattress foam and just surviving?

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Because if that's the case, how
the like why should I like, why

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am I going to feel bad about
having like McDonald's at two am? If

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there's somebody surviving off of mattress foam, you know what I mean, Like

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you feel like, do you feel
like some of it is mind over matter?

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Do you feel like there is a
portion of it, like say in

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the way that you can live for
quite some time. Now, I know

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there's a there's a there's an overlap
where you'll be completely unaware that you've had

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cancer, then you become aware,
and then you become decrepit like super fast.

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Now I know there's an overlap because
the overlap is by the time you

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notice that you had cancer, that
was when you start feeling terrible. Usually

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you start feeling the actual symptoms of
like oh I have ravenous cancer, so

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then you were already on the decline. But like but still usually people being

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aware of it, it just it
just it just they collapse immediately. And

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is there something to eating terrible fucking
food all the time and still thriving because

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I'm jealous, Like, why is
it when I eat a pizza my ass

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it is just absolutely just ravaging my
throat. I don't want to do anything.

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I feel like I need to go
to the hospital. Like if I

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like, like you know why,
you know why? Because somebody told you

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is because somebody told you it was
bad, and now you've made that true.

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See, I don't know any of
that stuff. I don't know anything

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about that stuff. I could I
eat a pizza in the morning and I'll

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feel totally fine. You know You've
made no issue at all. That's probably

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it. Man. True. There
was a while where like my blood pressure

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would go throughout the up the roof
if I would eat like half a medium

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pizza, like you know, like
four slices or whatever, and I'd be

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like, man, I feel fucked
up. But then I'm seeing some like

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some of my friends, like one
of my friends is like a hundred billion

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pounds and that dude's just like living, and I'm like why, how how

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how come he's just like not if
I was his size, there's I would

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be dead. I would be one
hundred percent dead, but he can do

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it. Yeah, I would kill
myself. No, I don't want to

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be dead. You wanted to be
like, I'm fucking done. I'm done

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with you. Just's fucking living by
scripted by free You need to feel the

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bad. I'm just wondering why I
can have some cardias out the nachos and

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then I feel like at the end
of it that I may die. Like

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there there's a there's a part of
it where I'm like, do you have

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that bad levels of indigestion? It's
not that bad, that's horrible. Look,

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not even that bad. It's just
cheese and me. If it's that,

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it's a lot of oil from all
the cheese, A lot of oil

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from all the fucking the fried chips, the tortillas. Like you know,

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it's crazy, extremely unhealthy. But
literally have been like Lily's particularly been gone

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on a very serious like health kick, and then, like me, I

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live with her, so I have
to. I don't have a choice in

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the matter anymore. Unfortunately, So
we ate like a lot of greasy stuff

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yesterday and we felt like shit all
of yesterday, which is really unfortunate because

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I miss eating. I want to
eat chicken so bad all the time.

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But it's been eating grilled chicken lately
and it's making me sad. You mean

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you want to eat chicken all the
time, that's what you mean? I

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want? I love fried chicken,
dude, Yeah, I feel surprised when

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I'm eating it. Hate me all
you want? Hate? Hey, Hey

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what I am? It's good food, right, I really I really have

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never understand I still. I know
we've talked about this on the show,

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for sure, we have, but
like I really, I really just don't

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understand that stereotype at all, even
like bro, But who the fuck doesn't

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like it? Like? Who doesn't
like it? I met someone? See

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that makes me distrust her, Like
I met somebody? You know you know

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why? You know, you know
why she doesn't like fried chicken because she's

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too busy drinking her own piss.
That's what That's what the that's what the

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problem is. Man. Those things
tend to correlate. Like, hey,

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you don't like fried chicken? How
much do you like piss? More than

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I probably should? That makes a
lot of sense, more than fried chicken.

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That's you got to you gotta come
upiss. She's gonna get so fucking

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mad. She's so good over that
joke. Sorry, she's I was even

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thinking about we gotta drop some uh
some merch for her, like something like

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piss queen or something. No,
we can. That's not nice. That's

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not nice. Come on, that's
it's really funny. Don't get wrong.

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It's a picture of her, but
just a jug of pist drink. Really

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funny. It's like gallant jug was
that it's like one of her yearbook photos.

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It's like a genuinely like nice little
portrait, and then it's just has

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pissed queen. Just be really funny. But that would have really hurt her

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feelings. She'd be like, that
was funny. I'm glad you guys are

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having fun, and she'd walk away
and I'd be like, honey, you

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okay. She's like, yeah,
why she why why wouldn't she embrace what

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she like? Why? Why why
is she so offended about the thing that

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Derek moment think of how not nice
it is to make merchant knights with a

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picture of somebody drinking pee on it
and then literally being a person like Lily

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who is not a mean person,
that he's just a being like, oh

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you're not. Should make Charles,
we should make we should make Charles pictures

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Charles Spain merchant that's un ironically kind
of dope actually, just because who has

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that? Who has Merchant of King
Charles the second of Spade? Can we

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do that? Why? Why the
fun that he's just a person that people

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you can't do it like that for
no way? Three hundred years ago,

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do you think he has the relative
less. It doesn't matter. Think about

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this, think about this, think
about this, not that guy. There's

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merchant, there's merch with George Washington
out, you know what I mean.

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Like we can definitely have of King
Charles watch open game, bro. We

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should it should be what what and
it should be completely like say all it

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is it's just a it's just a
nice picture of him, little little nicest

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kind of you know what I mean. It's not he's not gonna it's just

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a a good quality photo of this
thing and and then and then just our

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logo and then that's it. Yeah, it'll just be him and underneath it,

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underneath it, it'll have text that
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is you, fucking stupid as retarded. But we're anyway getting it mocked up.

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Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know. Yeah, welcome to

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the show where we talk about in
bred British Spanish kings. I don't know

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what the fuck is his whole deal
was. But nothing's I don't think anything.

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I think I'll lot happened last time
we recorded. Not much is going

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on now. That's really very very
little going Like hell divers is exploding and

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that's kind of cool, but like, that's not really a conversation for this

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show. I don't think any of
us have really played, like I played

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it a little bit, but I
don't think Sweeney has. I don't think

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that I haven't played the second one. I was really much to talk about.

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That's what I was really. I
was really surprised that, like cause

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literally, I because I got Hell
Divers for free one time, just it

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was one of those bundled things.
Here get a bunch of free games and

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was held. I was like,
this game is pretty cool, and I

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was like, I don't think anyone
played the first one, and I was

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feeling kind of like, you know, this is kind of fun. I

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think, you know, then Hell
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fucks just just I've never seen have
you. I've never seen anything get this

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much love. And then also something
gets so much hate as far as Halo

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goes at the simultaneous like time,
you know, it's like this this shit

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fucking rules and it's like fucking hay, what the fuck you could have done?

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You know? It was I was
like, Yo, this is kind

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of it. Yeah, dude,
it's it's because it's you know, it's

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that that missed opportunity thing where it's
like because Hell Divers is literally, dude,

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it's it's literally, I mean it
is Starship Troopers also, but like

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it is Halo as fuck like it
is. It is so unabashedly Starship Troopers

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and Halo and a little bit of
like Earth Defense Force mixed in there for

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good measure. And all these developers
coming out. I was like, yeah,

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I worked with three four three and
and Microsoft and there were like twenty

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it was like something twenty to thirty
ODST style games pitched over the last twelve

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years that they just never bit.
They never they never greenlit, and one

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of them was very very similar to
this, and it's like cool you uh

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thanks, guys really fucked up in
it in such a crazy way. But

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I mean, dude, it's I've
I've been playing it a little bit.

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It's it's fucking awesome. It is
so it is exactly the dumb fun that

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I feel like has been missing for
a long time. In uh, we're

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not missing for a long time.
It's been kind of it's kind of a

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coming back with like Lethal Company and
Deep Rock Galactic and these kinds of and

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left. It's very much like this
Left for Dead style thing where it's just

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like, yeah, jump on with
the homies and have a good time,

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and it's not super complicated. It's
it's it's just complicated enough to be engrossing,

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but not so over complicated that you
feel like fucking bombarded with a bunch

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of bullshit. It's fucking great and
uh, I wouldn't be surprised if this.

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I mean, this is undoubtedly probably
it's probably too early to call it,

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but I would. I would imagine
this is probably game of the year.

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I would. I would. I
don't imagine it. Wow, you

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think so, Yeah, it's just
it's it's I think so. I think

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it's just such an un uh if
if they don't fuck it up in the

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short term, which is possible,
I do think because this the growth that

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this game has had is insane,
Like I don't even I don't know if

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you saw, but it like Heal
Divers has like a higher like It broke

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all the records for like highest peak
or highest concurrent player kunt of like even

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including like grand Theft, thought of
five and Ship which is really not as

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well. It beat ball as Gay
three by a lot. It beat uh

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three for Steam had the highest had
the highest until it was it was the

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one that recently had the highest.
It was the one that had the highest

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recently, but it was never the
highest highest of all time. It was

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just like the highest of games that
no, uh highest, let me see

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highest I could be miss mistaken highest
steam uh concurrent Uh yeah. Most so

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the highest ever was counter Strike two
with an all time peak of one one

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point eight one eight basically almost two
million, yeah, which is that's nuts.

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And then underneath it is dot to
two at one point two million,

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and then underneath that is Hell Divers. Wow. Underneath that is held average

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with I think four hundred and nine
thousand, Then underneath that is Powerworld,

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and then like bald, this K
three is number eight at uh an all

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times. Maybe it was just of
that year it was the highest I imagine

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that year, yeah, yeah,
or something I'm not entirely trying to read.

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I mean, balth the Gay three
was nothing to joke at either,

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but it's uh I do. It's
just such an unprecedented amount of success for

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a game like this for the first
time in like a really long time,

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that I would have to imagine that
it's going to dominate the conversation in a

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way that it normally wouldn't if it
was just sort of okay, it's fascinating.

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It might be too early to tell. I don't know. Maybe that

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because I don't know if anything else
of any consequence. It's really coming out

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this year, I think, uh
so, I think Dragon's Dogma two is

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gonna be awesome. Final Fantasy and
oh, Final Fantasy, Well, I

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think it's Final Fantasy is gonna get
snubbed for sure. I think it's gonna

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get snubbed for some reason. I
feel like, for whatever reason, they're

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like, oh, get out here, you've you've get out, you've we've

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you've done, We've done Final Fantasy
to death, get out uh black myth

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Wukong. I think I have,
I have. I think two looks so

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good. I mean it's I mean, I'm I think I'm a little biased

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to you. I just I just
fucking those games are too goddamn long.

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I just can't. I can't do
that shit anymore, dude, I just

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can't. I've I get it.
I get it, fucking I fucking get

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it. I will play sixteen,
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like vastly different from it looks way, it looks way funner. I know,

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like there's that Platinum game aspect to
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backlog, I'm not there yet.
I'm not. I'll probably be there in

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the in the fall, but I
will play back black myth Wucong. That

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was awesome. That game looks awesome. Yeah, so I think that's what

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Samurai game I forgot. It's like, Bro, Ghost Tushima came out,

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and I'm like, bro, it's
been awesome for a long time.

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How come y'all weren't doing it all
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do something. And I'm like,
bro, you guys the most obvious thing

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that they just avoided on purpose to
like, oh, hey, how come,

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when are we gonna go to feudal
Japan and be a fucking ninja?

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ghosts pretty much changed the game in
that way, or maybe maybe not even

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ghosts. Maybe it was a little
bit of second oh uh, but it

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just kind of like, what is
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of and I think it was I
think it was I think it was ghost,

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it was Seca Row, it was
it was Neo. Yeah, it

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was pretty good, No, man, a lot of Uh. It just

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kind of upset me that I'm like
the ship that I've been waiting for because

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I'm a I'm a feudal japan nerd
like a fucking it's like my favorite part

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of history. And then it just
was constantly being disrespected. I don't know

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why in a way. And what
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focus that hard on it, even
like, uh, there was a say,

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Dynasty Warriors series versus Samurai Warriors.
The Samurai Wars series, in my

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opinion, was way better, but
people were so like just jerking off the

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fucking dynasty, you know, of
the of the of of China that they

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kind of just kind of pushed it
away, like if it was a toy

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that you don't want to really play
with that much. And I'm just like,

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y'all don't understand this is so much
better than people like I don't know,

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but I don't know, man,
It's just me. I think it's

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just a me thing. I'm just
I'm just being I'm just being a little

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jealous bitchers on. I don't know. Oh what's weird to me is that

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I don't know how you can ever
really think China is cooler than Japan,

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like just the historically, like China
is fascinating in its own right, but

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like the Three King Japan, the
katana is the most famous weapon in history.

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I'd probably go as far as eight
other than the gun and bomb the

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gun, bomb katana. I think
that's what it is. It's a good

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point, though. Could you name
a famous fucking sword from from China?

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I can, because I can name
a famous Chinese weapon. COVID brilliant this

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week. Let's let's move on right
right now, like right now, let's

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move on. I have Chinese sponsors. Please give us our money Christmas.

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And know what he's talking about,
Christs, know what he's talking about right

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here's no clutes going on his head. He's crazy. Please continue to pay

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us. Didn't make it, yeah, of course, Disney collapse, Thanks

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Chris. Thanks, We the Disney
appreciate. Can you imagine can you imagine

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us? Oh my god, that
would be such a waste of everybody's time.

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But let's make let's make Snart tank
skins for Fortnite. Oh god,

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we're gonna we're gonna start taking how
many how much revenue would we bring in?

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How many people do you think are
gonna download snark tank skids? Nobody?

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I think people would love to play
as being fortunately. I think that'd

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be hilarious. I mean, we
were like one of Giant, but you're

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just but you're you're just some,
You're just a black guy. You're just

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like you whole black guy, the
new black guy skins out. I would

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be fine. I would be fine
if if they just labeled us like that,

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if they labeled us like small,
hispanic, and like I like that

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black guy, black guy. I
think I'd be okay with that, you

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know what I mean? That would
be actually I may ironically black guy.

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Yeah, that's it. Tall black, tall, black, short, black,

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small, small, small, I
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want to mention the fact that it
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Los Angeles right now, crazy fucking
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it's it's it's basically flooding where I'm
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a little test, and we're gonna
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in because I think it's important.
Let's do a class sink and let's leave

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it in. All right, sure, are we good with that? Yeah?

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Yeah, let's do it. Let's
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show. By the way, three
two one, Oh wow, pretty big

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delay, pretty big delight. But
the audio I was, I was,

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I was, that was crazy.
Oh fuck, yeah, Hey, the

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audio will be all right though,
it will be all right. It'll even

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when there is somewhat of a fun
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up, it'll it'll be Yeah,
there's enough room for delay too. It's

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it's fine. The video right now
as we're recording is fucking wild. Yeah,

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it's it's really disorienting. I do
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like this is why I'm very very
just. I'm just very excited to get

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to the point in the near future
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Because yes, little things like this, we're like, oh, it's raining

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too much. So our conversation is
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like, I'm just so stoked to
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But just wanted to point out if
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oh, this episode feels a little
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We're gonna try to work with what
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weather. We want to get stuff
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us. They've dealt with the Ogs, have dealt with some weird ship before,

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they've put up with our asses with
us. Sometimes there have been some

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Our old system used to be like
a I forgot what it was. It

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wasn't just completely a clap sync.
It was like a one two three kind

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of a thing we were doing.
I don't know if you remember that.

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It was like a little bit of
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do remember that one two three.
It was kind of like that, and

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it was it was a bad fucking
system. It was a bad system and

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we abandon it. But uh,
it was like, yeah, some old

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ship, but people stuck around.
No, let's let's talk about hot guys

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or something. I want to I
want to fucking let's talk. Let's talk

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about let's talk about let's talk about
real hot men, like the Mister Universe.

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I don't know if you got you
guys watch Mister Universe or Mister Olympia.

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I don't. I didn't watch z
Olympia this year. There's there's like

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the thirty year and Arrive Miss Unfortunately
one time. Christ you would never he

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would never actually should ever. It's
just giant, oily fucking men posing on

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stage. There's something so gay about
it. It's not gay at all,

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which is crazy. It's it's it's
it's so there's something so gay about it.

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It's not gay, though. It
comes around and not it's almost like

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a double Nagadi comes back around,
like that's just impressive, dude. It

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is. It's really gay. It
is really the problem is it's too gay

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and that's the thing, and then
it almost like turns not gay at all.

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Yeah, what is it? What
is it? What is it?

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What is it called? You can
go mister Olympia, the Divine. There's

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also the Arnold Classic, but yeah, mister Olympia is the That's the thing.

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This is gay. This is all
gay. Everything not gay not.

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I just agree every single image on
this is gay. Di's agree, and

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I can I can argue in fact, I fact, I know I can

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argue out of the point. Okay, go ahead, Look, look,

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staring at men with barely any clothes
on, oiled up is extremely gay,

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right, right, Yes, that's
it's be real, it's real. It's

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not that a gay person would more
often do than not not a straight person.

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Right. But what happens is when
you realize the amount of effort and

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and and and diligence it takes to
get to that form, it is just

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impressive that humans can do that to
themselves. So it admiration to like it

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turns into more like looking at sculptures
and being like, this is impressively sculpted,

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but the canvas is their bodies.
It's beautiful. In fact, everything

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that you're saying not gay at all. It's it's it could be it could

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be a gay there's nothing. I
don't know why you're trying to skirt the

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issue. It's there's nothing wrong with
it being no, no, no,

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really, The really the thing is
because I don't even I don't even think

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homosexual men look at that. Really
any gay person's like I look at the

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Arnold Classic and I love it.
That's the thing because gay it's too gay

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for them. That's that's why I
think it's not gay. I think it's

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ungays itself. It's like, look, it makes sense. It's just like

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a lot of kids that grew up
admiring bodybuilders would have posters on their walls

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and their dads would beat them up
because they think they were gay, Like

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back in the day, that happened
a lot. Actually, But the thing

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is that what they're not paying attention
to is like, look at is are

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there is their peep hard? No, Like when you're looking at the Arnold

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Classic is your peep hard? I
don't even get a twitch in there?

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Because really, as far as like
what's something that is desires desirable and sexy?

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That ain't it that those mountains,
those mountains of muscle that ship hot

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at all? Like Henry? Really? What man? That look like?

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That scared? Right? I can
look at it Henry cavill and Man of

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Steel and be like god damn,
Like that's that's pretty good. Like and

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then maybe there's like zero pour one
percent of me where I'm like, yeah,

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I get I you know I could
go gay for this dude? Zero

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WHOA? Can I say something?
Can I say something on Can I say

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something about that? Can I say
something about these these guys that I'm saying

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in the mister Olympia Google images.
I feel like this is like when I

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look at this, I think of
like, do you guys know who Brian

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Peppers is? Yeah? No,
yeah, do you know who Brian Peppers

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is? I think my song is
like a white Brian Peppers. That's what

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I think, honestly, But I
guess I mean you wrong. Oh okay,

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ye know it's really Brian Peppers is
white. But yeah I know that.

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God damn forgot. Yeah. So
I get the same feeling looking at

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that that I do this because like
this to me, isn't it? This

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is more like a freak show to
me, you know what I mean?

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Like these are more like look at
these freaks who have like pumped it,

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Like I don't. I don't believe
this is dude, I don't. I

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don't believe this is diligence or effort
at all. I think this is all

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chemicals. But largely this is a
chemical show. These are just a bunch

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of like weird This guy looks like
one of these guys looks like a fucking

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guitar pick you to get to that
point. Well, yeah, of course,

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but you can't just take royds and
do that, right. You can't

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just pump your ass full of steroids
and look like that. You have to

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you have to work out for like
six eight hours a day. Please.

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I would watching Brotherhood of Iron and
stuff. They are like you think that

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roids would have get you this far. It won't. It will not turn

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you into what they are. They
cut this is a freak a circus.

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It's like it's like, look at
the what I just put in the chat.

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This is a circus thing. This
is like the fucking This is like

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when you see the bearded lady or
the fucking like a Siamese twin, like

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what the when you see you know, like the wings when you see someone

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like cut, Like it's like when
you see somebody slap a boulder in half

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with their bare hand, and it's
like, how do you do that?

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No? Because that's unrelievable. This
is just like why do you do this?

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This is like why did you do
this? Or like when people with

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the when they make themselves like I
made myself do a lizard. I'm a

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lizard. I'm a lizard. With
like those warns in his head and cut

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their tongue and they tattooed scales on
them. It's it's the same to me.

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It takes effort. It tickles this
you see, freak. That's why

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you see like I see a free
right do that like unbelievable discipline? It

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does, right, that's that's what
it doesn't take, unyielding discipline when I

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look at that like unyielded. Yeah, if you're a lizard person, it

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takes just drugs to numb yourself and
then cut your tongue and then tattoo yourself

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and then have things implanted in you. But to look like those giant freaks

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and look at man. I of
course those are freaks and they literally they'll

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call themselves like genetic freaks and shit. Right, Uh, it takes,

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like I said, six to eight
hours a day at the gym. It

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takes like it's just one of those
things where it's like most people could not

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do it even if they wanted to, because they don't have that insane drive

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to do it. And so that's
why people kind of marvel at it.

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They look like superheroes, right,
if they put on costumes, they would

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essentially have the bodies of superheroes,
but why they look so stupid, especially

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to show off the definition of their
muscles. They do this black face thing

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but all over their body, which
makes it hilarious to me because like most

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of them are like white people,
but they just put this bronze and stuff

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to make them look like they're black, and it's so funny to me.

405
00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:15.279
It's like black Facebook on the body. It's pretty cool, all right.

406
00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:18.519
We just for those of you who
are watching, you might have noticed a

407
00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:23.039
bit of a cut. It's because
we're trying to We had to restart because

408
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:29.160
we're getting crazy delay on our end
because California, well for California, Internet

409
00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:33.039
sucks in general, but beyond that, just having a storm is really fucking

410
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:37.720
us. We've explained it already,
but it's still there. So we're just

411
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:42.000
gonna do our best with this skull. Ficce wrote in he says, not

412
00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:45.519
a question, but on a recent
episode, you all talked about about drug

413
00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:52.400
candy, and it's mostly an urban
legend used to scare people and disconnect communities.

414
00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:56.519
But back in nineteen seventy four,
a man named Ronald Clark O'Brien tried

415
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.880
to kill his own kid for insurance
money. He went to jail because he

416
00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:03.599
his daughter and three other kids a
giant pixie sticks. He's known as the

417
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:11.000
man who killed Halloween. Cool.
However, I don't I feel like there's

418
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:18.359
real There's a lot of context missing
here because a giant he went he tried

419
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:22.400
to kill his own kid, so
he gave he gave them a giant pixie

420
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.440
sticks. I feel like I'm missing
information. I think the sticks were like

421
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:30.119
what is it? Were they laced
with something? Yeah? But like what

422
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:33.319
drugs? Yeah? Maybe like coke
or some crack. Yeah. But I

423
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:38.920
think like stories like that, anecdotal
stories, right, are the things that

424
00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:45.240
spooked everybody, even like say in
the in the in the famous song Halloween

425
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:51.880
by Misfits Yah, and the second
verse it starts off with saying candy apples

426
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:53.680
and raisor blades, Like you know, it's just like a thing that people

427
00:31:55.680 --> 00:31:59.640
would talk about and it might even
have been just one isolated incident, but

428
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:05.640
it was like this major trend,
right because it's but that's how it always

429
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.319
happens. It always happens that way, like tide pods. You think about

430
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:13.559
anything like that where there was like
three cases of like two old people and

431
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:15.720
maybe some kids that ate that shit, and then that shit went viral and

432
00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:19.519
then people actually started biting them,
but they weren't swallowing them. They were

433
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:22.880
just biting them like fucking retards.
But uh yeah, I always feel like

434
00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:29.240
you you you attributed to that bullshit
where I may get anything, the satanic

435
00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:32.400
panic, just anything one person did
something and said they did it in the

436
00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:37.279
name of this, or oh someone
hung themselves or whatever, and then oh,

437
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.880
I was listening to Marilyn Manson or
some shit, and then all of

438
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:43.440
a sudden, like that Pie.
It's like the Paudy Pie thing, all

439
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:46.960
right. It was crazy, dude, when when that guy that shooter said,

440
00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:52.519
like, subscribe to peuty Pie whatever. Imagine being Peudy Pie in that

441
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:59.319
situation, like crazy. Imagine what
you imagine if someone was like subscribe to

442
00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:05.400
the snark and then they fucking did
no Russian in the airport, like like

443
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:16.640
I was like crying blood. I
would laugh like cry blood because our jobs

444
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:23.759
either our jobs has got so much
more difficult. Oh that would be at

445
00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:30.640
least nothing so not good. At
least we have nothing. There is nothing

446
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:36.160
in our four years that we've been
doing this together that would say we inspired

447
00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:38.880
someone to actually do that, Like
they can come through every episode and there's

448
00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:42.279
not one time we're like, hey, you know what you should do?

449
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:45.960
You should like So I still feel
fucked up over it, but at least

450
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:49.440
I would feel like not like we
were actually responsible, just like I don't

451
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:52.440
feel like Beautie Pie should feel responsible
for that fucking guy, you know what

452
00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:57.880
I mean? At least I don't
do anything wrong, right, I don't

453
00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:00.680
think. I don't think Felix is
ever like that. Hey, that was

454
00:34:00.759 --> 00:34:05.200
just that was a popular meme.
It's just some fucking edgy troll. Yeah,

455
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:07.720
there's no way that guy. There's
no way that guy was Like,

456
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:10.480
I wasn't going to shoot this place
up, but then Pawtie Pie happened,

457
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:15.119
and then like I just decided,
I don't know, it just felt right

458
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:21.239
like that wasn't the case. It
felt more good. Uh it's crazy,

459
00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:24.920
it felt more gooder. Yeah.
Yeah, pist six fucking trash. But

460
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:31.719
young Jedi wrote in who No,
I said pissy sticks, I said they're

461
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:37.039
trash flavored sugar man, it's fucking
trash. Yeah, pixie sticks are pretty

462
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:42.960
pixy sticks suck. It's literally not
sugar. I don't understand candy, that's

463
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:49.880
just piles of sugar. They had
a thing called Raven's Revenge, which was

464
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:53.840
like a concentrated sugar in a way, like it had the flavors, and

465
00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:57.880
they have these little crystals in them
and stuff, and it looked like science

466
00:34:57.880 --> 00:35:02.079
speakers, like a little are we
they're not called beakers vials, and like

467
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:05.719
they were kind of cool the way
they looked. But rest as sure it

468
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:07.639
was just sugar, right right,
right, at least they look cool.

469
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:15.880
I don't know your Jedi, young
Jedi seven to seven to two wrote in

470
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:22.039
He says, hello negrazoids and your
little twinkish white familiar experiencing true So this

471
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:28.639
is strangely this is a strangely serious
one. It's not sad. Well,

472
00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:32.800
I'll just finish it. Experiencing true
heartbreak at almost eighteen, and I'm absolutely

473
00:35:32.920 --> 00:35:38.679
lost any tips. You're eighteen,
you'll be fine. That's not the way

474
00:35:38.719 --> 00:35:47.239
to say it, I know,
I'll give you. Just put a piece

475
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:52.800
of advice right. This is what
I learned, and people at the time

476
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:58.079
will disagree with me, but you
will find someone eventually down a line that'll

477
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:01.000
make all the pain you fought from
completely disappear. He doesn't need to hear

478
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:10.079
that. You know, it happens
to every single person. They don't need

479
00:36:10.119 --> 00:36:12.719
to hear that right now. They
need to hear the now and not the

480
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:15.920
down the line, because I think
most people can understand that they will be

481
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:20.360
fine in time because they're probably their
family members loss. Yes, they do,

482
00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:22.679
because their family members have experienced lost
people. They've lost people in the

483
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:27.320
family, usually old ones, grandparents, and they eventually get better. They

484
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.719
understand that they will be better in
time. They don't need to hear that

485
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:34.599
they need How do I manage this
right now? That's that's the hard that's

486
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:37.760
the hard part. How do you
manage the heartbreak right now? And hopefully

487
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:44.280
you have I hopefully you have friends. I hope you have a lot of

488
00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:49.199
friends, or at least a handful
of friends, because you absolutely should lean

489
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.960
on your friends. And I would
say, even though it's hard, because

490
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:57.039
this thing called fake it till you
make it, be with your friends as

491
00:36:57.199 --> 00:36:59.880
much as possible, and because you
know you won't feel like it. Like

492
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:01.920
when I when I went through a
bad breakup a long time ago, I

493
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:07.880
didn't really want to do anything,
but just being around my friends distracted the

494
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:10.199
fuck out of me. Even though
I didn't really want to go up or

495
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:14.599
get up or do anything. You
force yourself to go hang out, and

496
00:37:14.679 --> 00:37:17.320
I immediately would feel better just just
being around my dumb ass friends. And

497
00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:20.840
if you're like, if you don't
see him in person, then jump on

498
00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:24.920
the discords or whatever the fuck and
just distract yourself until you start noticing your

499
00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:30.239
thinking about it less and less and
then like then you'll be good. But

500
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:31.920
like I was just saying, like
Kingston, you're right about what you're saying,

501
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:36.280
but it doesn't help hearing that why
you're going through it, Like,

502
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:37.400
oh, you'll be fine eventually.
It's like, yeah, I know,

503
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:40.840
dude, I just I how do
I cope with this without taking a pile

504
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:45.079
of drugs? Essentially? I think
that's really the answer the question. I

505
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:49.119
mean, because a lot of people
just turn the drugs. They're like two

506
00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:52.480
mountains of drugs, and you'll forget
about everything else like this, Right,

507
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:58.199
Like I understand that the moment you
live your life hurting in moments. That's

508
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:00.400
the thing. Like you live your
life hurting in moments, like you hurt

509
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:01.800
yourself, you fall down, you
scape your arm, you cut yourself,

510
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:07.320
you bleed all that stuff. Right, what happens is that too many people,

511
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.239
love is a thing where you're like, I'll never find that again.

512
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:14.760
Some people are like that, I'll
never find love like this again. I

513
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.199
love this person. I'm gonna be
a lone first in my life. That's

514
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:20.519
all the shit people fucking say.
For me, it's like, you met

515
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:24.840
this person right and you had this
connection. But there are so many people

516
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.880
you can find a connection with.
There's very few times at an eighteen years

517
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:34.840
old you find that person that is
your partner, that's meant to be your

518
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.920
partner. I think you can.
Some people have definitely overlooked their partners and

519
00:38:38.159 --> 00:38:43.320
it happens, and it's unfortunate sometimes, but you have so much life left

520
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:45.719
to live, you'll find somebody that'll
be like, oh, fuck that bitch,

521
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:49.199
dude. Because I was the same
place at eighteen years old. I

522
00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:51.639
was with a girl that I was
on off with for like three years already

523
00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:52.320
by the time I was eighteen years
old, and I was like, Oh,

524
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:55.039
this pye person, I'm gonna marry
eventually. And then when I was

525
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:59.079
nineteen, me and her broke up
for real for certain we were done with

526
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:01.920
each other and not look back.
And I'm like I cannot believe I thought

527
00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:06.119
I really loved her the way that
I loved someone like Lily. It's fucking

528
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:13.159
hilarious to me. That's life.
That absolutely as life, you know,

529
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:17.119
like I remember episodes ago. What
yeah, episodes ago? I once said,

530
00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:20.000
and you know, there was a
little bit of pushback, but I

531
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:22.400
was saying, since there's eight billion
people on the planet, the odds are

532
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.920
that you can always find somebody better
than the person that you feel like,

533
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:29.599
who you're meant to be with,
just by odds, not like you need

534
00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:32.159
to. You don't need to find
somebody better. That's not you know,

535
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:36.280
it's just like say you find the
perfect the thing that is perfect for you,

536
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:38.360
and then you can actually it's like
food, right, even like that,

537
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:42.159
you can find something like there's nothing
gonna be better than this. You

538
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:45.519
can probably find something better than that
eventually. But that's not the point of

539
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:49.480
being a human. It is being
content. And so the thing is,

540
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:52.280
even though if you look back on
fondly on somebody like that, I'm like,

541
00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:54.159
odds are with the amount of people
are in the fucking world, you're

542
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:59.760
gonna find somebody that's gonna make you, like Kingston laugh about that person in

543
00:40:00.039 --> 00:40:01.800
in the past, like, I
can't believe I was so heartbroken over this

544
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:07.239
person, and you reflect that's it
is the most wild reflection ever. You're

545
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:10.800
like, god damn when you think
about the people you used to deal with,

546
00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:14.280
Like I think about this all the
time. When I was younger and

547
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:16.639
I was in my younger teens and
the girls I would fucking put up with

548
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.880
and now I'm like, I would
piss at them. I would just start

549
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:25.039
yelling. Kiss. I would just
yell at the like, get the fuck

550
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:30.320
away from me. I've ever heard
that before. Start peeing and start pissing

551
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:36.400
somebody like past it. You don't
piss all them, You piss at them.

552
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:40.360
You fuck out of here, Fu
out of here. I hit them,

553
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:45.039
but it's aimed toward them. It's
aimed the right at them. Yeah.

554
00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:50.280
Brother. Oh, And also I
would recommend this for anybody who's watch

555
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:53.280
watch the movie Life of Pie.
I swear to god, that is literally

556
00:40:53.360 --> 00:41:00.800
the best healing movie in my opinion. Anytime I watched that movie and instantly

557
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.880
I feel fucking better. Dude.
It's just a great feel good movie in

558
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:07.440
my opinion. So watch it like
and repeat and then and then also listen

559
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.840
to good I don't really listen to
all of our episodes, and then you'll

560
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:15.679
feel much better. Have you watched
Life a Pie Chris? Have you seen

561
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:22.960
that movie? No? I'm not
really that into like cooking movies or like

562
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:30.400
things like that. I've seen genuinely
sixth films. That's crazy, dude,

563
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:32.880
like by that one, always on
the rafts with the tiger, the tiger.

564
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.679
It's just interesting. I saw a
metaphors long time ago, but I

565
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:43.599
don't really remember anything about it.
I think I was paying attention. That

566
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:46.719
fair, that's fair. I haven't
watching. I was like, wow,

567
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:54.840
all right, so there's advice.
Get stop uh stop being a bitch,

568
00:41:55.000 --> 00:42:02.599
stop being yeah well yeah, yeah
yeah, bitch, you stop being pussy.

569
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:06.920
The better things will be now for
I hope hope you hope you hope

570
00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:08.920
you feel better? Uh hope,
hope, hope we can help distract you

571
00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:14.079
in this in the in these trying
times. Kingston doesn't because he doesn't have

572
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:17.559
a heart. This therapy sessions worth
the better, the highest here, worth

573
00:42:17.559 --> 00:42:22.000
the highest tier. Bump up,
bump up your your patronage, thank you,

574
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:28.000
Yeah, don't. It's also worth
it's also worth noticing. It's also

575
00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:30.519
worth noting that I don't know man
Kingson. Kingson is not I shouldn't be

576
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:37.320
taking advice from Kingston because he's he's
marrying a piss drink that was so high

577
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:44.719
school fucking can't tell you what you
do his go Fred drinks Pepe fucking.

578
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:49.800
I just love the idea of Lily. They were what is it? They

579
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:53.039
were made in the factory five gallons
in one hand, you know those big

580
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:59.679
five gallon jugs. Just balancing like
that is so impressive, because that's for

581
00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:01.239
me to just carry, right,
you just carry wolve one hand. It's

582
00:43:01.239 --> 00:43:09.159
so abby and she's just balancing it
like that's sick. New Mer's coming soon,

583
00:43:09.239 --> 00:43:14.119
all right? What was the question? My girlfriend says, no,

584
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:19.760
it's not. Uh, they were
made in a factory, a bomb factory.

585
00:43:20.440 --> 00:43:25.440
Wrote in he says, hey,
dumb, dumber and Sweeney, what

586
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:30.599
is the weirdest shit you've Oh god, my eyes, I got like a

587
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:36.159
thing in my eye right when I
was reading the fucking questions. It's annoying.

588
00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:39.440
Uh, what is the weirdest thing
you've seen happen in a public restroom?

589
00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:45.000
When I was twelve, I had
to use stats. What the stater

590
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:47.599
brother's bathroom? I don't even know
what the fuck that is. And they

591
00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:52.760
were, and there was this guy
in the stall banging his hands on the

592
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.679
wall while screaming a little birdie,
and it freaked me out so much I

593
00:43:55.840 --> 00:44:00.519
ran out. Yeah, that'd be
scary. Yeah, I don't fuck I

594
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:05.039
don't trifle around with psychos and bathrooms. I have two stories. Crazy people

595
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.920
in a bathroom like no way,
like a public bathroom like I can handle.

596
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:10.360
I can handle crazy people on the
street. I can handle crazy people

597
00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:15.039
in like a like a like an
open setting and like a retail environment outside,

598
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.000
but like a second, I'm in
an enclosed, like very echoey location.

599
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:23.480
Nah, dude, I'm I'm leaving. I'm recusing myself from this situation.

600
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:27.360
So I get that. But yeah, so Derek said he had he

601
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:30.719
had something. There are two times. One. I used to work at

602
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:35.719
Albertson's, I think in two thousand
and five, and there was a guy

603
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:44.440
that we called the ship Bandit because
he would he would at random some days.

604
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:45.840
We didn't know which Sunday, but
it was a Sunday. You'd go

605
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:51.280
into the bathroom and wipe shit all
over the bathroom stalls, just just just

606
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:54.079
rub shit all over it and it
was like, fuck, like, this

607
00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:59.280
is disgusting right as you do.
Yeah, And one time I think I

608
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:02.960
found out who was because there's this
dude that looked like the singer of Afi

609
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.800
Davy Havoc. He just kind of
like kind of rushed out of the bathroom

610
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:10.280
really quick, and then there wasn't
shit on the walls, but there was

611
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:16.159
shit on one of those the toilet
seat covers like he was about to apply

612
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:22.960
it and maybe he felt me coming
or something something he just rushed out and

613
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:27.079
I think I just I caught him
right before he did it. And that

614
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:32.360
was absolutely fucking wild. And just
recently in December, when I came up

615
00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:38.800
to Cali to stay with Nikki and
uh we we me and Jojo. We

616
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:43.559
stopped at a rest not a rest
stop, at just a gas station or

617
00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:49.320
whatever. And the one there was
a fucking guy that had to be a

618
00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:53.199
trucker or something. He was eating
a box of pizza in the bathroom on

619
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:57.679
the sink, just eating pizza on
the sink, and I'm like, what

620
00:45:57.960 --> 00:46:02.000
is happening? And then and there
was a guy grunting in the stall,

621
00:46:02.199 --> 00:46:07.239
like just grunting, like in the
type of way that like, oh,

622
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:09.719
I think he's dying. And then
when he came out, he was wearing

623
00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:15.920
a robe. He was wearing a
fucking bathrobe in the same fucking setting this

624
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:21.119
happened, and I was like,
I am so out of here. This

625
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:25.119
is this doesn't seem real. This
must be staged. I couldn't believe what

626
00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:30.800
I was saying. Dog who eats
pizza? I have one close to that.

627
00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:36.840
I have one close to that.
It's not even close to the grunting.

628
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:37.519
And the guy came out of the
robe as wild. But there was

629
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:40.280
one time when I went to the
bathroom I was in. I was in

630
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:45.480
the Yonkers by the raceway. I
was getting signed from like I think my

631
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:47.039
target a sign over there, or
we were going to the movie. Some

632
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:51.480
shing was happening and I was like, Grandma, yet he's a bathroom.

633
00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:57.400
I chose the bathroom and I walked
in and some guy was carrying with his

634
00:46:57.760 --> 00:47:01.400
fucking pants up by the air thing
and he was like ah. He was

635
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:07.920
like fucking weeping and screaming, and
I ran the fuck. Ice ran out

636
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:09.840
like, let's just go. She
was like, why are you so rated?

637
00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:12.440
I was like, let's just go, Brad, let's just go.

638
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:15.760
And we left, and I was
literally for the next few months, I

639
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:21.239
was scared to use the bathroom by
myself. I would literally like almost pee

640
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.119
myself and went out. The guy
was just like I walked in and he

641
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:27.440
was like fucking weeping and yelling,
and I looked up, he looked at

642
00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:31.760
me, and I just took the
fuck off. So you do sometimes,

643
00:47:31.800 --> 00:47:35.400
man, what I wonder what happened? Do you put asked on his balls?

644
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:39.199
Like, wonder what he did?
It happens, man, sometimes you

645
00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:44.679
get aid on your balls. Yeah, don't go to the bathroom by yourself.

646
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:47.440
I feel like I have I don't
know, I have a couple of

647
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:51.239
experiences, but I feel like one
of the one of them is a very

648
00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:52.800
specific experience, and then the other
one, I think is something that I

649
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:57.920
think, I feel like is a
more ubiquitous experience that I feel like a

650
00:47:57.960 --> 00:48:01.440
lot of people have when they're when
they when they enter a public bathroom at

651
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:04.760
least at some point in their life, or not even the public bathroom,

652
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:07.599
but like maybe like a bathroom at
school or whatever. I remember very distinctly,

653
00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:09.840
And you could tell me if this
has ever happened to you, I'm

654
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:14.840
pretty sure it has. Statistically I
would imagine. I remember going into the

655
00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:16.719
bathroom at school. I don't remember
how old I was. I might have

656
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:21.199
been like third grade or something,
or like second grade, I don't even

657
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:25.320
know. Go into the bathroom,
and then there's at the urinals. There

658
00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:31.440
is probably somebody I don't know,
man in kindergarten, pre que pants all

659
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:38.639
the way down peeing in the urnal, not understanding, just not understanding that

660
00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:45.239
you don't have to do that.
Uh. That sticks with me still because

661
00:48:45.239 --> 00:48:47.639
I'm just like, because I I
remember the last time I experienced that,

662
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:53.519
which was way later then it should
happen where I remember, I was in

663
00:48:53.719 --> 00:49:02.079
seventh grade and a fifth grader,
let's go, he was doing that and

664
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:07.599
I said something. I said,
hey, man, you don't have to

665
00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:10.920
do that. I said those I
said those words, and he said,

666
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:19.760
what do you mean, I don't
have the peace? That sticks with me

667
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:29.800
to say. The other one,
the other one, the other one is

668
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:31.320
one that I think just made it
just makes me laugh thinking about it.

669
00:49:31.320 --> 00:49:35.719
I wish I could remember more specifics
about it, because he definitely said something.

670
00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:43.239
He definitely said something in a way
that like I wish I I it

671
00:49:43.360 --> 00:49:45.920
was so funny in the moment,
I don't remember exactly what he said verbatim,

672
00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:47.840
but I remember I was at a
bar I think a couple of years

673
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:52.320
ago. This is probably like either
like no, no, longer than two

674
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:54.920
years ago, I think. And
I went into the bathroom at a bar

675
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:59.519
that a lot of our friends used
to go to and some of our friends

676
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.360
still go to. And I went
to the bathroom and then it, I

677
00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:08.039
think the urinals had overflooded or had
overflowed on one end of the room.

678
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:12.079
So it's like there's two there's two
sides, there's two urals on each side.

679
00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:14.840
You're kind of like your back is
facing the other person's back basically,

680
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:17.920
so it's like one two, it's
like one two, three four basically.

681
00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:24.559
And that far wall was like full
of water urinal water and piss basically,

682
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:28.079
and the other side was fine.
So I was like, I'm gonna use

683
00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:30.360
the other side. I'm not doing
that. And I heard some guy come

684
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:36.039
in. He walks up to the
journal. You hear like the that you

685
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:44.920
hear like the little splashing, and
he goes, oh no, he and

686
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:57.679
I turn around. He's in sandals. It was so hard for me not

687
00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:05.199
to like bust laughing. It was
so fucking difficult, but I managed it.

688
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:12.880
Gets for tasting and sandals, fucking
idiot. I've definitely definitely what are

689
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:16.199
you doing at a bar with handles? People shaging the ship, people like

690
00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:22.760
in the tall like fucking grunting,
like dude, And I'm like, yo,

691
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:27.519
if you're passing bowels like that,
you gotta go to a doctor,

692
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:32.840
like you got, you gotta get
There's a lot of people that have the

693
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.320
I mean, just to some of
the smells in public wrestlings. Ro I'm

694
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:40.239
like, dude, you get I
think you have some of what what that

695
00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:45.880
King Charles the second of Spain has
like because you're your insides are fucking like

696
00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:50.480
rotting. Or get your gut checked
people, for real, A lot of

697
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:53.360
people have like a lot of like
really heavy stomachs. Seriously, go get

698
00:51:53.400 --> 00:51:57.840
your gut checked. They'll tell you
like you have something fucked in your gun,

699
00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:00.800
and they'll give your ship to like
literally clean your stomach and you'll lose

700
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:10.920
weight. Actually letting it bacon is
fine. Leave your gut is supposed to

701
00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:15.000
be disgusting, supposed to be let's
that zeno war for your stomach. Keep

702
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:20.159
festering. It's looking jump out of
your stomach in the middle of the night

703
00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:22.840
one day, Bro, and I
gotta I gotta, I gotta say,

704
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:25.639
I gotta say, you know,
keep it keeping the same, let it,

705
00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:29.679
let it fester. But please do
me a favor. If you're one

706
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:34.559
of these people Curgey flushed, Please, for the love of fucking God,

707
00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:37.599
I want you to keep birthing the
xenomorphs. You always do one more flush,

708
00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:42.400
but fucking Curtie, you drop the
load. Flush it immediately, Bro,

709
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:45.840
especially in the in comfort of your
own home. If you want to

710
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:49.599
let your ship just fester in the
toilet, if that's that's that's that's it's

711
00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:52.079
your home. If we got to
share the fucking stall with you and you're

712
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.960
just fucking dis punishing the toilet,
and flush that ship immediately, dog,

713
00:52:57.880 --> 00:53:04.800
God damn, please, Favorite.
I never flush ship. I shipped hard

714
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:07.679
wherever I'm at, and then I
fucking leave it there. And you know

715
00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:10.440
what, I'm a fucking breacher too. My ship breaches. So you know

716
00:53:10.599 --> 00:53:14.280
what, You're gonna walk into that
toilet and I'm like, oh, my

717
00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:16.559
ship's gonna be out of the toilet
looking at you in your face. You're

718
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:20.320
gonna have to deal with that,
and you can't flush all of it because

719
00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:23.639
it's fucking solid. So guess what
deal with my fucking breaching stole? Like

720
00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:29.960
shitting your toilet, bitch, Fuck
you, I can toilet both. Posterous,

721
00:53:30.599 --> 00:53:32.679
dude. If you used our bathroom
and I saw that, I would

722
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:36.880
hit you with a bath I would
hit you with a fucking bad dude,

723
00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:44.239
Like I'd be like if I if
somebody used the bathroom house and they're a

724
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.599
breacher. If someone breaches in my
house, you can't use the bathroom here

725
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:53.519
anymore. Never get taste. Baseball
fats are so crazy because it's like they

726
00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:59.840
are it is just a weapon.
Like it's just like there are people who

727
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:04.239
like have baseball bats who have never
played baseball in their lives just because it's

728
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:08.360
like, yeah, man, I
need a way to defend myself, right,

729
00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:10.800
Like you don't do like I love
that because like you don't do that

730
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:14.960
with like tennis. You don't like
attack a fucking shooter with a tennis racket,

731
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:19.119
you know, or like or anything
like that. It's it's just baseball.

732
00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:22.760
Imagine hitting somebody so hard with the
tennis racket that it cuts them in

733
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:28.320
the shape of like the little holes
in the racket. Their hands become cube.

734
00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:34.440
You can't. Yeah, it's it's
like it's like evil. Yeah,

735
00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:38.320
it's like like resident. Imagine micraft
slicing somebody. No, I can't.

736
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:45.760
Chris all right, n nigh time
Janitor wrote in he says hello zoo keeper

737
00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:53.679
and whoa and monkeys relaxed. That
is preposterous. Let's fucking relax. He

738
00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:57.159
is a janitor, though, so
it doesn't. It doesn't surprise me that

739
00:54:57.239 --> 00:55:00.800
he's problematic. It's a rough it's
a rough go. He's probably getting bullied

740
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:06.559
by all those kids. I would
hate to be a high school janitor.

741
00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:08.880
I would hate to be a high
school janitor. On Ironically, I think

742
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:14.800
that would be the worst. Probably
that probably the worst job ever outside off

743
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:19.440
I guess, like I don't know, like a slave. It's not really

744
00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:25.840
a job but a hobby. This
question is for Chris. How do you

745
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:30.800
keep yourself? How do you keep
yourself cool, calm and collected when Sweeney

746
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:32.639
interrupts you every two minutes and constantly
butts in or steals a joke that you're

747
00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:36.400
about to make. I struggle not
hitting my wife when she does the same

748
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:39.440
to me. Please give me some
advice much love that doesn't happen. What

749
00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:43.880
happens is the delay is what's frustrating. It's not that it's not that Kingston

750
00:55:43.920 --> 00:55:47.039
interrupts me, because it's it's this
is a perfect episode to bring this up,

751
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:52.119
quite frankly, because there's a massive
delay. But it's not the interruption.

752
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:54.920
It's the fact that, like,
when there's an interruption, it's difficult,

753
00:55:57.000 --> 00:56:04.760
it's difficult to like it's difficult to
play off of it or like understand

754
00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:07.360
when I'm supposed to stop because there's
a delay, I don't. I don't

755
00:56:07.360 --> 00:56:08.480
really care that Kingston interrupts me,
you know what I mean, as much

756
00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:14.559
as he wants, it's just it's
so hard on a delay, that's really

757
00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:16.920
it. So my my recommendation to
you is to never only talk to your

758
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:22.199
wife through discord. Yeah, like
never speak to her in person. Let

759
00:56:22.320 --> 00:56:27.039
the delay be there so that way
you can let your rage really transform and

760
00:56:27.280 --> 00:56:30.719
take hold of you and the way
that you clearly need it to something.

761
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:37.039
I would suggest your wife will leave
you if her interrupting you makes you fly

762
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:40.840
off mislead. You can do better
than that. Whatever this person is,

763
00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:45.880
get out of there. You're danger. I think that's perfectly normal. You

764
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:52.480
don't fly off the handle when Lily
interrupts you, I don't saw it the

765
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:57.320
other day. Ef ever. Ever
ever is when she tells me I did

766
00:56:57.400 --> 00:57:01.360
something I didn't do. That is
my only trigger as a as a person.

767
00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:02.800
It's like, I know I didn't
do It's like you did this.

768
00:57:02.920 --> 00:57:07.199
I'm like, Lily, you got
one more time to say that and stop

769
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:15.800
Kingstan, why are you coming on
the chen counter me? Well, counter,

770
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.880
who did it? Kings? I
don't know, we do it?

771
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:22.320
And then you fucking slap her and
slapped the piss out of her mouth.

772
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:24.519
It's crazy, man. I've seen
you, guys. I've seen that ship

773
00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:28.719
pick up, pick up a couch
and hit her with it, slap that

774
00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:35.719
pit out of her mouth. Bro
so overboard, so fucking crazy, entire

775
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:44.639
couch. The idea of the idea
of you guys walking up on my house.

776
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:47.280
You see my house and be picking
up a couch and flinging it at

777
00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:52.039
Lily, and they're just like,
yo, so we're still gonna go in,

778
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:58.119
right, you guys, you know, like, oh my bad,

779
00:57:58.199 --> 00:57:59.920
guys, Sorry, let me look
at the couch real quick. I can.

780
00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:01.400
It's the way that it's the way
that's certain. It's the way that

781
00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:06.199
certain physics like sometimes you know how
you play a game sometimes and like the

782
00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:08.440
physics will freak out and you'll be
you'll like spawn on a box and then

783
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:12.960
the box will fly across the room
at like mock ten. That's how fast

784
00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:16.880
you're that's how that's how fast you're
flinging the couch at lily. It's like

785
00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:23.760
it defies reason faster than that man
hole cover that got launched into space when

786
00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:29.280
they were testing all those nuclear weapons
or whatever. Wait what, I actually

787
00:58:29.280 --> 00:58:34.440
don't remember that the when they were
testing nuclear there's like a I think they

788
00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:39.199
so apparently when they were testing nuclear
bombs, like underground and like I don't

789
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:44.000
remember where, like some desolate fucking
place in the US, they covered it

790
00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:47.400
with a manhole and the explosion sent
the manhole flying at like one hundred and

791
00:58:47.400 --> 00:58:53.159
fifty thousand miles per hour through So
it's basically like this this really fast fucking

792
00:58:53.239 --> 00:58:59.280
manhole cover flying through space to this
day, probably I mean maybe not,

793
00:58:59.360 --> 00:59:01.079
who who the fuck knows? Space
is vast and might have exploded at some

794
00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:06.400
point you think out of orbit,
like atmosphere, like you got that far

795
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.480
an out of orbit and it's just
going it's just going towards the Andromeda Galaxy.

796
00:59:12.119 --> 00:59:14.719
And then at some point, like
some alien niggas just gonna see this,

797
00:59:14.760 --> 00:59:22.280
it's just going. It's just some
yo. Imagine you're playing, Imagine

798
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:24.840
you're playing fucking cowboys and Indians or
whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck some

799
00:59:25.079 --> 00:59:29.039
random like I don't even know,
red light, green light with your fucking

800
00:59:29.079 --> 00:59:35.039
friends or whatever outside, and then
a manhole fucking crushes you at one hundred

801
00:59:35.039 --> 00:59:44.119
and fifty thousand miles an hour from
space from an alien civilization. Holy fuck

802
00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:49.400
red War. I feel like something
I feel like And Drama Galaxy is just

803
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:53.519
like ours, except for everyone's colored
like how they are, and dug,

804
00:59:54.119 --> 00:59:59.119
I think that's the only difference.
So it's just like green people and teal

805
00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:06.280
people and shit be so fucking frustrating. Yeah, I could be so disappointed.

806
01:00:06.599 --> 01:00:10.360
I could not, in my heart
of hearts, really really really respect

807
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:15.360
someone that was teel. I couldn't. I couldn't bring myself to respect them.

808
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:17.760
I'd want to, but I couldn't
do it. I couldn't. Really.

809
01:00:19.039 --> 01:00:23.840
I I don't think I can be
happy with uh. I would only

810
01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:28.760
be satisfied if I, like,
if we found out what's going on if

811
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:30.119
we could like peer into Andromeda.
Right, let's like, let's say we

812
01:00:30.159 --> 01:00:34.880
get like this the world's most powerful
telescope that like bypasses the speed of light.

813
01:00:34.960 --> 01:00:37.119
So it's not like we're looking millions
of years in the past. We're

814
01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:39.239
looking in the present, right,
we see a civilization. Like the only

815
01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:44.039
thing that would make me satisfied is
if that planet in the Andromeda galaxy is

816
01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:47.440
fucking animated. That would be the
only that would be the only thing that

817
01:00:47.480 --> 01:00:52.719
would make me satisfied. I would
not be It would have to look fucking

818
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:55.960
animated to me. It would have
to look so different from real life for

819
01:00:57.119 --> 01:01:01.159
me to value it in any way
because if it if it's just ooh different

820
01:01:01.480 --> 01:01:07.760
grass, fuck that. I don't
need different grass. I don't need different

821
01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:10.239
leafs. I don't need like,
oh, look at this fucking high resolution

822
01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:14.719
fucking dinosaur with like eight legs running
around. I don't care, man,

823
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:17.400
I don't care. I wanted to
look two dy from every angle. I

824
01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:22.000
wanted something to break my concept of
like how space works. That's what I

825
01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:25.639
want, like their actual reality.
Look, I want a world like Kayu

826
01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:31.360
where it only renders. I want
a world like Kayu where it only renders

827
01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:37.719
if you're looking at it and everything
around it in the peripheral is empty white

828
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:43.280
space. That's what I want.
I think, give me something brain busting.

829
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.920
Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what
it would do. It would bust

830
01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:51.159
your brain. That would be too
much, so stupid, so stupid.

831
01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:55.119
I'm crying. I'm crying. Is
how dumb that was. You would be

832
01:01:55.199 --> 01:01:58.840
satisfied if you if you got to
look at a planet on Andrama and it

833
01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:04.639
was just a fucking dinas or yeah, it was just I could give a

834
01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:07.320
fuck. I know there's more life
that that. That much is obvious,

835
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:12.199
but like the idea that it would
be like even remotely similar to us,

836
01:02:13.119 --> 01:02:16.280
but like we know this life,
it would it would completely deflate any kind

837
01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:23.320
of interest really because it is the
nearest galaxy. Like the odds of that,

838
01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:27.960
the odds of that are so astronomical
that that the fact that there would

839
01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:30.800
just be civilizations thriving in THATX,
because then it would really change the game.

840
01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:35.000
It's like, holy shit, so
is there just fucking people? And

841
01:02:35.159 --> 01:02:38.599
like almost all happy I was going
on. I would be only happy.

842
01:02:39.079 --> 01:02:43.760
I would be only happy if we
could if we peered onto the surface of

843
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:46.400
the planet, and it was just
a short little boy with an I'm with

844
01:02:46.639 --> 01:02:52.880
her shirt going like like that at
the camera. That would that that might

845
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:57.480
be interesting to her like that,
I could I could be okay with you

846
01:02:57.559 --> 01:03:09.280
know, just something like fucking Killeryton
is it Linton. That's the only difference.

847
01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:14.480
The only difference is people's names are
the first letters of their names are

848
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:21.360
swamped. That's the only difference.
We cracked the code, guys, we

849
01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:35.480
know exactly what's having Hillary Hillary Linton
lit. It's Killery came on stupid a

850
01:03:35.599 --> 01:03:44.000
right, let's move on. It's
dumb. It's a dumb came on Pericland

851
01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:53.199
over there, so stupid, stupid
fucking name dude, Eric Power, dumb.

852
01:03:57.000 --> 01:04:03.320
Oh god, that's so stupid.
We we's interesting, just objectively the

853
01:04:03.400 --> 01:04:10.480
least interesting, just the least interesting
type of alien life we've just we've stumbled

854
01:04:10.559 --> 01:04:18.119
upon. It's just us, but
with with so stupid. Oh my god,

855
01:04:20.760 --> 01:04:25.840
this is the dumbest episode. Oh
my fucking god, dude, Eric

856
01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:34.880
Dilate is so stupid. That is
so stupid. Name is peric Anyway,

857
01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:43.119
let's move on. Last question and
then wellbody's going having a good name Peric.

858
01:04:43.280 --> 01:04:51.159
So you know what mean stupid.
You're telling you're telling me, honey,

859
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:59.159
uh not. I'm not reading.
I'm just not reading this name.

860
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:03.000
I please just fucking just please write
like, please write normal, Please write

861
01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:10.239
normal. You're telling me honey,
nutted on these cheerios. But it's all

862
01:05:10.320 --> 01:05:16.119
one word. He writes, Hey, two balls, he yeah, he

863
01:05:16.199 --> 01:05:21.159
wrote, he writes, hey,
uh, two balls and shaft. Take

864
01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:27.840
your pick on who's who. If
there were magically no consequences for your actions,

865
01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:30.559
what are some of the most fucked
up pranks you would pull on people?

866
01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:33.840
I really want to release a Huntsman
spider into an office space or something

867
01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:40.199
like that. Jesus Christ. I
don't know, man, no consequences if

868
01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:42.679
I could, if I if I
could, I don't know if I would

869
01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:47.599
do anything crazy. I do think
I would. I think I I've mentioned

870
01:05:47.639 --> 01:05:53.039
this before, but I would absolutely
do it if there were no consequences where

871
01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:56.719
I would pay a lot of people
to I would pay a lot of people

872
01:05:56.760 --> 01:06:00.320
to surround someone and just point at
them at any given moment the day and

873
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:02.679
scream wake up, wake up,
wake up? Uh. And I would

874
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:06.840
do that for I would I would
try to really make it, really hammer

875
01:06:06.920 --> 01:06:11.239
that home and they couldn't be mad
at me because there's no consequences. So

876
01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:13.239
that would be my that would be
my answer. That's my go to every

877
01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:18.039
time for this. I like it
for any question like that. I like

878
01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:27.599
that. I like that would either
So I would either probably I would do

879
01:06:27.800 --> 01:06:30.880
bitter pranks where I would like have
people constantly get murdered around other people and

880
01:06:30.960 --> 01:06:36.079
like really terrify the funk out of
people. Or I would or I would

881
01:06:36.639 --> 01:06:41.239
You know what I would do.
I would duct tape someone and I'd pour

882
01:06:41.320 --> 01:06:44.239
itching powder on them. I'd duck
take their limbs and I'd put like a

883
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:47.320
lot of itching powder on their bodies
and just watch them scorm. And the

884
01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:49.760
fuck is itching powder? Is that
real? Yeah? Is that a real

885
01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:54.280
thing? Itching powder? Dude?
There's like what the is the purpose of

886
01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:58.840
that? To terrorize? Nothing other
than what I said? No, no,

887
01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:00.000
no, no, no not not. What's the purpose of your prank?

888
01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:02.559
I mean, what's the like,
No, it makes it? That's

889
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:06.119
it? Why what would what would
be the purpose of that? Like,

890
01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:13.119
why would they make that? Why
make a wood? Because you're not telling

891
01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:15.159
you're not telling the truth. This
isn't real itching powder, dude, there's

892
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:20.480
plant. There's trees. There are
trees where that have like substance in them

893
01:07:20.559 --> 01:07:25.320
that will fucking make you itch,
like like it's just so people will just

894
01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:30.000
use that ship and then throw it
on people to just make them suffer.

895
01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:34.400
It's pretty much pretty much. We
used to have that tree in my middle

896
01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:41.039
school. They used to have that
tree. Tree fucked up. Yeah,

897
01:07:41.039 --> 01:07:43.760
there was a tree that had this
ship in it. If if you got

898
01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:46.079
it on you, you were fucking
itching like you were fucked. You were

899
01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:49.960
essentially fucked. It was. It
was. And then people would pour it

900
01:07:50.079 --> 01:07:53.480
down your back, you know,
they would grab the ship and put it

901
01:07:53.519 --> 01:07:56.639
on your back to fuck with people. It was awful, and it was

902
01:07:56.760 --> 01:08:00.320
like, what fucking cut this tree
down? What the fuck is wrong with

903
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:06.039
the school? It was crazy.
I don't know, it's weird, Yo,

904
01:08:06.480 --> 01:08:11.719
this is so fucking crazy I had. I had no idea that this

905
01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:15.760
is this was even remotely a real
thing. He's getting ideas itching powder,

906
01:08:16.119 --> 01:08:23.560
he's getting ideas. We gotta stop
him, dude, We got to stop

907
01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:28.399
him. He's thinking. It's learning
in case of what's going on with you,

908
01:08:30.039 --> 01:08:33.920
hairs. I'm laughing so much because
I'm thinking of somebody getting itching powder,

909
01:08:34.079 --> 01:08:41.279
that being like someone being taped up
in itching and squirming violently. That's

910
01:08:42.760 --> 01:08:45.279
drinking. Like putting that in your
Can you imagine consuming that? Can you

911
01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:48.159
intione consuming that? Having that in
your like esophagus and stuff, it would

912
01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:56.720
probably be Unbearah. Yeah, somebody
really like itching powder has no purpose other

913
01:08:57.239 --> 01:09:00.920
than to bother you. Actually,
yo, that is monstrous. Putting it

914
01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:06.319
in a flashlight is crazy. I
can go into town like this feels put

915
01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:10.520
you put like alvir kream on there
and it's like a two for combo two

916
01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:19.840
for on combo alvera and a little
bit of you gotta go. You guys

917
01:09:19.840 --> 01:09:24.479
are reject Actually beat off a bengate
one time and that was the word experience

918
01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:31.960
of my life. Did you really? It was the most swear to God,

919
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:36.560
I swear my life, I did
serve my life such a terrible experience.

920
01:09:38.319 --> 01:09:44.199
That such a terrible, such a
terrible experience, absolutely preposterous that you

921
01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:49.279
wouldn't do that. It is I've
never I've never felt stupider in my life.

922
01:09:49.399 --> 01:09:58.840
Dude, Please get this delay is
DRIs made sense. Let's go it

923
01:09:59.000 --> 01:10:00.199
is it is. It is crazy, alright, Let's let's get the fuck

924
01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:03.640
out of here. Uh, let's
get the fuck out of here. Uh

925
01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:12.800
sorry, I don't know this is
I'll clean as much as it's genuinely like

926
01:10:13.119 --> 01:10:16.960
very frustrating. Uh, I'm so
I am so fucking excited to not have

927
01:10:17.039 --> 01:10:19.119
to deal with any of this,
you know what I mean, So just

928
01:10:19.239 --> 01:10:21.880
not have to deal with the delay. I think we're gonna get just some

929
01:10:21.960 --> 01:10:26.039
of the best ship. That's kind
of That's kind of the thing where it's

930
01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:30.640
like this period of the SNAr Tank
I think is like largely just it's largely

931
01:10:30.840 --> 01:10:33.920
dealing with a lot of stuff that
we know is holding us back, and

932
01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:39.000
so there's a there's a degree of
frustration there where like cause there's gonna be

933
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:41.279
all sorts of like great ship that
we can do in person that we just

934
01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:44.680
couldn't have done before, in addition
to it just being like a more smooth

935
01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:48.239
experience for everybody. So uh,
you know, bear with us in especially

936
01:10:48.319 --> 01:10:53.880
in situations like this where it's just
like the elements are conspiring against us.

937
01:10:54.960 --> 01:10:59.600
But sometime in the near future,
we're gonna have a very very evolved Snart

938
01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:02.439
Tank and hopefully by I mean it's
supposed to rain the rest of this week

939
01:11:02.479 --> 01:11:06.359
a little bit, but like hopefully
by the next time we record it won't

940
01:11:06.399 --> 01:11:15.000
be so fucked on our end for
this fucking delay. It's crazy. Anyway,

941
01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:23.159
Let's read the names and get the
fuck out of here. Would everybody

942
01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:28.960
come me down, let me know, let me know what you do it?

943
01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:40.319
Yeah? Three, two one,
all right, that's that's God.

944
01:11:40.439 --> 01:11:45.159
I hate oh man the I'm sad
it ended, but I'm glad it happened

945
01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:48.600
to motherfuckers after I put them in
a box down under. Keith David is

946
01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:56.159
in has been hotel mcjackal, I
shoved a bowling ball down my cock hole

947
01:11:56.399 --> 01:12:02.119
and need Governor Andrew Cuomo to suck
it out of Meg's gluck Google gluck gluck

948
01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:05.319
wah wah. I don't know who. I don't know what the fuck that

949
01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:10.079
is. How do you how do
you make the names longer? It won't

950
01:12:10.159 --> 01:12:15.479
let me, thanks, uh,
Jack the world's fastest Maori. It's the

951
01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:20.279
fastest, not fattest, you clown. Oh sorry, uh. A realistic

952
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:27.439
RTS game where you have to handwrite
the letters in the families. Oh my

953
01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:31.920
god, handwrite letters to the families
of your fallen soldiers. There you go,

954
01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:41.640
reverse joker, be like, I
don't know how I got my sky

955
01:12:46.680 --> 01:12:53.640
way. Did Chris suffer is so
fucked right now? I just don't.

956
01:12:54.279 --> 01:13:00.119
So, do you get that joke? Guys one more time? Do you

957
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:06.279
get it? Reverse joker? Be
like, I don't know how I got

958
01:13:06.319 --> 01:13:15.960
my scars because he's telling you usually
you know I got these scars. Yeah,

959
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:19.079
yeah, it's stupid. You see
everybody in this everybody you are all

960
01:13:20.359 --> 01:13:26.039
I have. I understand. I
understand that this is largely the rage from

961
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:30.000
the delay impacting my mood as I
go into this, But I'm so angry

962
01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:33.680
at every single one of you.
You have to understand everybody writing in with

963
01:13:33.800 --> 01:13:42.199
these names, I feel so untethered
in comparison. I don't know. Fun

964
01:13:42.279 --> 01:13:45.960
fact, there's a rat torture scene
in Fast and Furious two. Big Meaty

965
01:13:46.039 --> 01:13:50.079
stinks Andy the man whose handies are
st here and Dandy Shorty got me smoking

966
01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:55.399
cush Hobbit style. I am the
ascaper, and I ride and I ride,

967
01:13:55.600 --> 01:14:00.800
I ride through my boy's backside.
I catch the load coming out of

968
01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:05.239
this guy, all right, Heath
only getting a warning for doing one twenty

969
01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:10.439
in a seventy five. Oh Devin
sucking eleven. He's just another gay hole

970
01:14:10.520 --> 01:14:14.279
about to be wide again. Good
night, old girl, I won't see

971
01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:20.039
you tomorrow. These shots hot hitting, these shots Hitten like Ashley Babbitt,

972
01:14:20.800 --> 01:14:27.960
digimond took Sweeney's libido, homeless transferm
who has a town inside her ovulation,

973
01:14:29.399 --> 01:14:35.159
not ovation you, dyslexic retard h
not saying evil words but smiling them very

974
01:14:35.239 --> 01:14:43.239
loudly. Oh man, we smoke
a Hussein Bolt Dick Toby Keith be like

975
01:14:43.439 --> 01:14:45.680
Ian as alive as I once was. Fuck could carry on with the Briton

976
01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:50.439
slander sucks. Shit sucks here,
mister pants sween, I would greatly appreciate

977
01:14:50.520 --> 01:14:54.680
it. I greatly enjoyed. If
you dispose of Chris Baller of the first

978
01:14:54.720 --> 01:15:00.319
sin spumbafutters gay trapped, be like
pants down, I'll make you come hard

979
01:15:00.399 --> 01:15:04.640
cock, I'll suck off anyone.
That's pretty good. He would fucking hate

980
01:15:04.680 --> 01:15:11.680
that. That's what we should do. We should do it, Trapped absolutely,

981
01:15:12.840 --> 01:15:15.159
that is that is honestly a no
brainer. Sincerely like, yeah,

982
01:15:15.199 --> 01:15:18.119
we we should do that. That's
let's do it. Let's fucking do it

983
01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:24.239
like a fants down, I'll make
you come. Yeah, let's do it.

984
01:15:24.279 --> 01:15:30.399
Acep jolly old dipshit feel rich and
save fixation on the bargains that engulf

985
01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:33.720
this store. Save money on our
shopper, Save Save. Once had a

986
01:15:33.800 --> 01:15:36.760
cock up my up to my jaw. They said it wasn't gonna suck it

987
01:15:38.159 --> 01:15:41.720
tofa laser pistol, Cipher Graft Gay
Peter Parker be like, I'm gonna put

988
01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:45.720
some dick in your mouth. Two
mad six two mad six under uh,

989
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:49.520
why do you fill me up?
Fill me up butthole, come gate me

990
01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:51.880
just to dick me down, dick
me down, jerk me off until you

991
01:15:51.920 --> 01:15:57.920
burst my great So it's a great
fucking song. Dude, Gandalf drunk driving

992
01:15:57.960 --> 01:16:00.479
a four one fifty while the fellowship
gets high the steamy in the back Aoh,

993
01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:02.600
my name is Colin Morty already,
and I'm gonna need a jug for

994
01:16:02.680 --> 01:16:05.840
all this squirre I'm about to produce. Never mind, I'll find some some

995
01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:11.199
guy to screw. I fuck nothing
but ass but the ass of dudes.

996
01:16:11.680 --> 01:16:16.399
Dude, don't tempt me with straight
Remember I'm gay. I just don't know

997
01:16:16.439 --> 01:16:25.159
what any of the ship is comes
in Ivy. I guess Sweeney's superpower is

998
01:16:25.159 --> 01:16:27.640
being confidently wrong. Back to the
tank of Camp Caucasian and container the cracker

999
01:16:27.680 --> 01:16:31.000
bell for gays, Donald Trump burping
on Tom's click clamping open your eyelids to

1000
01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:34.760
come in their eyeballs. We found
love and a homo place Rihanna, she

1001
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:39.000
pipkin on my pip a possum can't
smell, and Chris is kind of right.

1002
01:16:42.439 --> 01:16:49.199
Fucking load, Oh my god,
the second page isn't loading. Is

1003
01:16:49.399 --> 01:17:00.119
fucking exhausting, Just load fucking pureisle
bitch. Internet's fucked all right. You

1004
01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:02.600
got a fat cock. I got
a plan to bust in. A queer

1005
01:17:02.800 --> 01:17:06.439
been working at a Penis store,
managed to spray a little bit of commie

1006
01:17:06.479 --> 01:17:12.119
average clit energy, throwing frozen turkeys
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rants had come sucked off to death
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paying my I stopped paying my rent
so I could be a real fan transferm

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gremlin exposing people would like to use
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get your face on the floor.
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and Jerry's Funky Monkey. I live

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in Philly and everything you guys said
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two fifteen on Instagram. There are
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inside them. That's not conjecture,
that's maths three XO inventing a new sect

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of Islam where you get seventy two
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1019
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slip and stroking, smoking, joking
and Emoticon's going like this. Drip mh

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Lord of Homeless, Drip, Joe
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1021
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killing Batman by putting his balls in
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algorithm created a children's vint for me. In the first song was you got

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a dick in Me? That's so
funny, go Himothy McVeigh. I'm gonna

1025
01:18:26.560 --> 01:18:29.600
steal your bones. They were made
in a factory, a bomb factory.

1026
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Clayton Carmines, He's getting dawned on
Avvy, eating box or playing Halo,

1027
01:18:35.199 --> 01:18:42.560
I'm hungover either way. Damn God, bragging about fucking Chundley even though all

1028
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she did was pound my ass with
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1030
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your grace webtpants on and one without?

1031
01:18:56.760 --> 01:18:58.920
And can I get three picks of
your dick in any position? Also?

1032
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Uh? The Peppini Brothers in Porium
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1033
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and thrust away the pan thrust away
the straight donk Donkerson instant installing a faulty

1034
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neural link in Chris's head that plays
thunder on repeat. You gotta pay the

1035
01:19:11.399 --> 01:19:14.399
troll stilts again. The Boy's hold
Gate six. I was behind on episodes

1036
01:19:14.479 --> 01:19:17.319
Jent, sorry, you want to
only our video and Jenner, particularly the

1037
01:19:17.399 --> 01:19:24.319
time in length. Uh donating children
to underprivileged human traffickers. Holy shit,

1038
01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:30.560
that's crazy. Mm hmm oh man, mission failed. We'll get him next

1039
01:19:30.600 --> 01:19:34.600
time. Numb Lincoln Park. I
have come. I've come so far.

1040
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This is not even it's guys,
you gotta I have come so far,

1041
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it is in the air, comes
so far. It's way over there.

1042
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I know what part of the numb
that is exactly. It's just like it's

1043
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completely like, why wouldn't you just
do the course? It's it's it's strange.

1044
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1045
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Chris is a secret piss drinker.
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1046
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John Strickland, Uncle Ben's Converted Rice
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1047
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stop, won't stop jelk until my
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presents the piss Drinkers versus the U
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1049
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David, featuring being better than the
First Church of Keith David pre Roz Blake

1050
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eight ninety six. Logan Logan Paul
has been the WWE United States Champion for

1051
01:20:33.039 --> 01:20:38.720
over ninety days and has defended it
fucking once. Everybody gay, fuck your

1052
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buddy gay, everybody, fuck your
buddy's ass, fuck your mandonit. Booker

1053
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t apologizing for calling Holcoke in the
N word years later, only for him

1054
01:20:46.560 --> 01:20:51.680
to reply that he's using it.
He's used to hearing it. Little Dishrag

1055
01:20:51.920 --> 01:20:55.279
lost my job at Coles because they
caught me playing with the Annekins boobs.

1056
01:20:55.279 --> 01:20:58.359
I'll ask him. Otfield trash texta
status out, Vince mcmanon shitting on JoJo's

1057
01:20:58.399 --> 01:21:02.159
head while Derek watches with a uh
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1058
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vegan necromancer parentheses, I got consent Ethery

1060
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and Brogerian punter Melphis won angriest and
joined the view from the Daily Plaza on

1061
01:21:16.399 --> 01:21:20.760
the six floor and running out our
list King of Haaphazard. Whoo ah,

1062
01:21:23.359 --> 01:21:27.119
dude, that was pick. Sorry
Chris, I'm sorry, but sorry whatever,

1063
01:21:27.479 --> 01:21:30.039
paid, it's fine. I'm sorry. I didn't eat either today,

1064
01:21:30.079 --> 01:21:35.239
so that's probably that's probably it.
Yeah here, we'll be back soon hopefully.

1065
01:21:39.159 --> 01:21:44.439
Oh wait, no, maybe what's
today? What's today? It's Monday,

1066
01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:48.079
Tuesday, so we should like,
we should do it. Well,

1067
01:21:48.199 --> 01:21:54.239
let's do the extra able tomorrow.
I don't. Let's let's let's end the

1068
01:21:54.239 --> 01:21:56.720
show. Get the fuck out of
here, go get out, leave bye,

1069
01:21:56.960 --> 01:22:00.800
get out, go bye, leave
get out of here. So you're

1070
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not gonna hear