You might what yourself. I might have to go to the bino, sir.
We'll figure that out, hopefully. Are ready because it's time they get
where. It's about to get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird.
Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real
weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it where? Where?
Get? Where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready? You listening because they're listening to the hundred and fifty seventh episode
of Let's Get Weird. First out of headphones ever ever. We just do
it off the dome and like that sounds right, It sounds okay, and
then we find out, oh no, that was not right over on the
time. But my name is Hoddie, I'm Eric, and every week we
come together and give you the weird stories from our lives, the neighborhoods and
the streets, street city, sky, the Earth and the galaxies above and
the Internet. Don't forget that and just have a good time, you know,
the Internet. Speaking of the Internet, Eric, Yes, sir,
how goes your AI dating app? Is I podcast? It was no because
you know, I don't think. I don't think anybody on there was real.
You think it was all cat fishes it. I think it was all
a I fake stuff because nothing, no one ever replied anything. One person
asked the question and then never replied back. And then are you sure they're
not not real? They just don't want to message first French Latin infusion,
so uh yeah, no it was they just yeah, no, not a
fan. I literally deleted it this morning. It's that I deleted it.
Now. Are you worried that it'll make an AI of you? Probably did?
Probably did somewhere. I'm hearing, but I don't know. It's in
these headphones. I'm telling you it's the headphone dash. That's why I took
mine off. My left ear is coming through my left ear. Hello,
Papa, can you hear me? Do you want to be honest? Do
man? They just to stop singing in our podcast. I love it because
our friend a copyright claim. We're not gonna get a copyright claim for our
carry okay songs. Did you get karaoke? You could? Maybe, but
your friends are what are complaining about? Your only didn't like our singing?
Oh my god, I think she was joking about our singing. I think
she likes it. It brings us our personality. I just got really hot
drinking that Prime. Well, this is your first prime, first ever Prime
logan whatever, Paul. It is energy drink and it's in how much is
it your daily percentage of caffeine? It says it's two hundred milligrams of caffeine
in here, So it's this percentage of your daily value. It says it
right there on the right side of it. And the big bowl percentage numbers
total fat, sodium, two percent, carbo hydrate one percent, calcium four
caffee. That's what we're looking at. But if they have it as B
twelve one hundred and fifty and then B six one hundred and fifty percent,
so yeah, it's going to be you know, Panera so more and I
are on the sip club with Panera. What's the sip club? So it's
we're on it because it's free trial. Good lord, we're not paying for
it. Essentially, It's like how Tacoba has a new Taco pass they just
announced where you pay like twenty It's like a battle pass. You pay twenty
bucks a month and you can get a taco a day or something. I
don't know if it's twenty bucks wow. But Panera has the same thing,
but with drinks, they pay whatever set amount and then you can get as
many drinks as you want every two hours. The stores opened so more and
I took way too much Advanda. We have a month trial. The first
week I was like, T T elemonade coffee. I was like, it's
too much. Yeah, but didn't you also just have a horrible panair experience.
It's thirty My god, what is it because that Pana was packed or
just I think a Panera is I think the zip club thing probably doesn't help
because there's more people just in there and you're like, oh, I got
the whole point is well, I got a drink, is well? Good
food from here more and I we I gotta go home. On the way
home, stop by get a sip club drink. But they have a thing
called charged lemonade. I think every old person at Panera thinks it's normal lemonade.
So there's getting jagged up on caffeine because it's supposed to be like an
uh two espresso equivalents and like a large charged lemonade that yeah, whoa old
people get? We do have a Panera on the corner. Pan Pan could
stop by Pan Pan, I call that and Panda Express pan Pan. But
then more has to figure out which one I'm talking about. Oh you want
some pan Pan? Which one? I would hit you because because which one
do you want? A Panpan? Which one? Well, if it's breakfast
Express isn't open for breakfast? There might be Actually the one of mcgoury malls
open at ten thirty really actually no the food. There was a Paint Express
in the Orlando mall. Let's open up at seven o'clock. I was like,
that's too much at seven o'clock. Why some people are already ready to
go that's true, or they never went, or they never went to sleep,
or they never went to sleep. They just ready to go. They're
drinking miss Prime or that that lemonade energy charge charge lemon Why is Pana getting
into the charge energy drink game? I think because Panera is trying to get
the Starbucks money, you know, because it's like, well, people are
really coming here for make myself so old. Yeah, Panera back in the
day when it first came out was legit. When it was the pick Pick
two. They still have the pick too, but they don't do they.
Yeah, it was expensive, It's like fifteen bucks. And it's also not
good stuff anymore because you could get the Italian combo with a broccoli cheddar soup
and the and the chips, honey, mac and cheese. Now you get
there's a chicken sandwich, not chicken salad. Chicken sandwich is really good.
That's my go to go too, but it's expensive. Yeah, And I
used to want to my parents meet a friend who lived who lived with us,
and she worked at a Panera and every night they would just give all
the bread to the employees and we should come home almost every single night with
so my crapload of bagels, all the all the bakery stuff and a lot
of that. Get my high school. My high school was next to a
Panera or vice versa. So for the fundraisers, it'd be like, yeah,
the day before, everyone gets the day olds and so like you're like,
oh, we're cooking breakfast for the teachers, or hey, free bagels
because that sa it was because they're all day olds from Panera. That made
them look good. I kind of do miss us when we used to get
Panera here for stuff. I mean, maybe maybe you switch it up and
say, hey, Woddy, can go get Panera instead and get my charge
lemonade. I kind of I want to try to charge lemonade. Maybe,
Okay, you know what, maybe we should try that. Then be like,
hey, pan pan and you bought it, into it. You mentioned
you bought it. I buy into it because you're like, oh, I
know what he wants, Panera, pan pana, pampan. No. I
don't want paying pan honey. I want regular like Panera or for lunch.
Do they still get the breakfast? Yeah? By oh the breakfast. No,
no, we can't get the breakfast. The breakfast is atrocious over there.
Danish. It's not all the same. You get bagel. The bagel
itself is good. The bagel is what you put in the bagel. It
depends. But I feel like I got I got a sandwich there one time.
It was a like a sausag and cheese on a muffin, and englishmuffin
was not impressed. It's it's hit or miss, I think most of the
time. And I think the thing with my Panera near me is it just
like damn waiting thirty minutes on mac and cheese is right there? Swoop it
up, put it in a cup. Let's go like. You ain't making
a sandwich. It's already made. You ain't freshly bad in that plastic bag
you're bringing out from the back, it's not freshly made. Same thing with
Moe's Caeso. That's just in the back, sitting dude, Moses. Only
in Virginia. I can't find a mos around here. Welcome to mo that's
good, though the one by us is not good. But generally it's good.
Yes, it's quality service and fairfeact still look still, I'm a huge
fan of Kudoba. I think Kdoba his hands down the best. It's our
go to weekend and we can be we're here on the weekend. They had
breakfast there too, they do, But do they opened that early? I
don't think they are. I think seven or eight eight? Yeah, Pan
Pans opened a six breakfast taco would be so good, A real breakfast breed,
not the one we get a chick. But can we also talk about
how I experienced my first non child this weekend. That wasn't my child,
and I don't have any children, so I guess you don't have children.
Good that you finally acknowledge you don't have any kid. You have a dog,
my dog son, get it, he's part Dotson. So dogs and
you're so cheesy candpan and dogs and oh cheesy quality lines. She's city.
Yeah, it's funny. My friend who's a grooms in. You'll hang out
with him at WrestleMania and we go there for the bachelor party. We took
him out to dinner. It was a nice little burger Giant. The kid
was passed out during and then like, hey, let's let's meet and leave
at seven and leave till seven thirty. That's okay because you're on kid time.
I wanted to I was hungry. I wasn't hungry. I was like,
do you have a mint or anything? A little chippy chip? Biking?
You guys, bring any apps over? No, because it was like,
oh, this is more than I first time. Like hang out with
friends that have a kid. I'm like, oh, we seen high and
let's go PSA. Whenever you go over to see a family member or friend
that has a newborn or toddler, always bring either food or something you can
munch on right then and there because the kid will never be ready. When
time I want to go, you gotta wait for the kid or something else
happens where you got to go so always, which is an problem. It's
just the first time it's ever happened to me. So when the second time
happens, I'll bring them up. Bring a little treat for everyone. Bring
a shark coots board already pre made, make it up. No wait,
not that, Maybe some pan pan for myself. Bags. I'm gonna hate
you if you say pan pan one more chippy chip. Okay, you know
what you and the you like the double kisses I'm cool with, but you
doubleing up every word is annoying as hell. You bout a chop choop is
no, I know something you don't know. That's that's it's a lot hoodie.
Oh my god. Yeah. I haven't seen one of those in forever.
This was my little treat ski in uh Spanish class, We're like,
you got that right, Andreas, here's a choop oftoop. They called you
Andreas. Yeah, because Andrew and Andrew much. Yeah, not one for
what? But okay, uh, I said Andres, and then she said,
andre you said it terribly. I think I was looking at chupa.
It was like plov dog of good job Spanish. Here's a lollipop. So
should I go buy a bunch for you to be like, okay, I'll
just started lighting my Spanish again. Oh we should added to the five pound
bounds of twisters was almost gone. Twizz break, which break is almost going.
You make fun of my word foibles, but twizz break was because of
this man. So twist break is two different words, not doubled up the
swing word of twist twist break, twist break Break's wrong with us that these
drinks I have propel so I don't know the low calorie drink. I gotta
go to the gym. I know everyone laughs at me, but I have
to get in, get in there today, you know what. Also,
speaking of getting into, we gotta get into I don't know. We might
have done this before, but we're doing it officially formally now. It's our
knockoff playlist playoff, the generic version, the Hood and Eric version, the
Milton Bradley version, or whatever you're gonna call h So we wanted to do
a playlist playoff. I think we teased this last week on the show.
Yes, we did, of what are our pivotal slash our go to or
defining sad breakup songs and this was inspired because now I can click this,
right, you said, I can click this, Yeah, click because from
number two there you go. We were listening to this. It's a good
times. Make sure I can talk over you can hear me, because Eric,
you know, watched all the Twilight movies. I did in one day,
practically two day, three days. You watched the first one in one
day and the rest in the other day. Well, it's like three movies
coor Yeah, but I already watched one three more movies, and I took
five more movies, five movies Part two? Man, did they not need
to make those movies that long? That twist through at the end twist you
watch the fight one, Yeah, it's like a Venders end game. Oh
oh yeah, But I knew that. I knew that part. There are
other parts in that movie. I didn't realize that things had happened, because,
like I was saying on your morning show this morning as of this podcast
recording, that if when you watch it on like FX or TNT, TBS,
like you're really not really watching it, You're just it's on the background.
Like to me, that was background noise for a lot of years.
This time watching it around, I actually like paid attention, Yeah, and
patched it. You know, like how many famous actors are in the movie?
Bryce DLL's Howard is in the is in the clips. The second the
second Victoria, what happened to the first one? I think it was a
contract dispute or something. Okay, yeah, because I was like, wait
a second, because Eclipse it focuses more on Victoria, the character of the
redheaded with vampire and her creating that vampire army to go back and get Bella
as revenge. What happened in the first one with her blonded friend. Naturally,
Yeah, you have this one for three freaking movies, which I think
is stupid as a protagonist. He could have had it done the second one,
but whatever my digress as a film editor. The book was apparently,
so that's what we're gonna do. Didn't read the books. There's another book
apparently that it's the it's Twilight, but from Edward's perspective, so they could
do it. What a freaking So, Also, did you see that?
I think it's Martin Sheen Martin short. I think, what the hell is
his name? Something? Sheen? Yeah, there's a guy is an actor
named Sheen. I think it's Martin. Make sure. Nope, not Martin.
That's that's the famous man. Yeah, guys, what's it good at
pop? Yeah? This guy? Yeah, Michael Sheen, Yeah, Michael
was she sure? We'll go with that. Yeah. The other guy next
to him is the actor who plays Vetna and Stranger Things, the blonde the
blondhair guy. Oh but you also know Michael Sheen also did another Werewolf Underworld.
Underworld he played the that's like villain slash empty hero and that one too.
But yeah, So which was your favorite movie out of all of them?
None of them? Oh? You love one of them? No,
they were bad. I understand the bella where the hell you've been Loka line?
I kept referencing the past two days. No, because I don't remember.
It was a new moon, dammit. Yeah, but it wasn't that
Like, it wasn't the hell you've been Loka. You know, I can't
I help. Your TikTok is just flooded. I turned off my microphones.
You can't on tiktak remember way more fun? Yeah, because that's how I
get more into Disney TikTok. Because I keep talking about a partner. I'm
single. I have no one okay ai dating that didn't work for me.
Now my face feels hot because it's primenarity drinker. Right. Anyway, back
to the topic, we're doing a sad breakup song. Play this, playoff
heartbreak, whatever you want to call it. I came up with five songs
there. It came out with three three. I didn't say three. I
said, whatever you want. You just stopped at three. You're used to
it, So I'll go first and you do a little explainer. I don't
know what numbers he's on, so we're just gonna do him as this labeled
right there. Three Okay, I got you my first one? God?
You know what's another one of her songs to the breakup song Hello? Yeah,
that was a good one. Hello is a really good one. Everything
that's from this era of Adele breakup songs. Album twenty one was all breakup
song that's not this Well, maybe that is a Sarah. I got the
whole damn song on this with that one? All right? Can I stop
it? There? You go? Perfect? It's a mine two seconds.
That's my first one. I remember all these songs pivotal to Hoodie in high
school. So I have to ask a question though, because I know you're
dating history very well. You've been with your now fiance for over ten years.
Yes, so when did you have a girlfriend? Uh? These are
about love lost and hood he being hopeless romance. I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna make the move. We're gonna ask about the homecoming denied. I'm
gonna go listen to adele in the closet. I'm scared. All right,
your first one is go with Uh don't okay? Is this one? Yeah?
Number three? You just put the whole song in. No, he
put the whole song in. Oh, well, Billy Currington, don't an
ex girlfriend. Yeah, it's a it's a it's a heartbreaker. Yeah,
she played this one for me and is his high school car? No,
this is radio life. Yeah, you just thinking back up love lost,
love lost? Man, that's what happens. Oh, because you know what
I did. I didn't pull in the hooks. That's the song. That's
fine. I know you half asked, but that one you go all right?
Now, if I your songs, they're gonna ad. Don't or you
think we're done with that one because we practical Alright, No, you got
less of the hawk. You'll understand me if you listen. Look all right,
I play it again. There you go, just say a little too
loud for my headphones. Prington's don't that's a good one I like, but
yeah, you don't want to be a breath for all right? What's your
next one? My next one? This one I remember because originally it Will
Rain was one of the top ones that I was like, Oh, it's
a sad breakup song, same era, I think, same album when I
was your man. This this song hurts. This song hurts. This song
is like when I was your man, even though I wasn't but eleven Yeah,
this was one of my ex girlfriends. This song came out right when
I broke up with a girl and I felt so bad because I didn't.
Yeah, God, this one hurts me. Get pay the right that one?
There we go? All right, My second one is gonna be still
playing their Sweetie Sweetie. Here we go, John Mayer. When you dream
dream of the broken heart, don't know what this is. You don't know
if that is that's the hardest pop. You're dreaming with the broken heart.
I don't know what this is. Then? Who hurt you duringing this song?
Maybe that's what we talked about. Who hurt you during that was an
ex girlfriend. I broke up with her. I broke up with her,
and then I felt bad and then I was upset that I broke up with
her. But I also wasn't ready, wasn't to cry over. I wore
a do nothing can crime actic to hear when he's older. Let's get all
right, all right, listen, cause she's gone, she's gowned, she
is, she's gown. All right. Our next one for me? I
think that's why I might be for you too. Uh it's Leona Lewis bleeding
love, sir, I'm alone with you. Hold me away, but they
don't know when the truth left to get a load, You get me open,
deepleaning agape like this is like ninth grade hoodie, dude, No,
this is middle this is middle school. This is middle school me thinking I'm
tough ship, I'm on the football team, I can do whatever I want,
and then you know what, still a soft seven. I was my
first year working here at the radio station, and I definitely was like coming
off of like a lot of girls would like. I was friend zoned a
lot. I was friend zoned a lot, dude. That's what my problem
was. Hit that one right there, buddy, Okay, there you go.
Yeah, all right, So now mine came out my last one because
I only got three. You might know this song. It was over you
shot right through a breakup song. Wow, are you that the roost?
What we rad big Sean Beware. It's like a breakup beware song for all
the bad boys that are beware. No, no, it's more of like
beware of the bad boys that are out there that are gonna hurt you,
or the bad girls that are out there that are you know. All right,
My next one, this one applies specifically to you because you almost got
a lap dance from her, apparently based on recent video. This song two
thousand and eight. This song I think his, hands down one of the
greatest tracks of all time. I just went to the end park. If
that's where just her and Chris Brown, Oh my god, middle school eighth
grade and this is I mean, yeah, you can't let me tell you
about my middle school bus crush. I get picked up. She'd be three
stops later. We listened to the eye Pod, touch iPod whatever the hell.
The iPod was nano banana with the screen on it, and they were
like, let's listen to some Chris Brown at the time, Chris Brown by
seventh time, I have Jordan's sparks nowhere. We were jamming to it and
we found out what going to different high schools. Oh, and then a
whole new meeting of the song. He's got no air because she's gone to
and I have to ride a bus with no people I know anymore. All
right, next one? Uh, this one own Shoe, isn't They have
another great one called Midnight Train that in a recent breakup was played for me
and I. It hurts. It's very very smith. They are really good
a breakup song, breakup song. It's impressive. They know how to hit
it hard. It's like, oh, own shoe, Come on, Sam,
don't do me like that dog. You're just thinking about it. I
want to be with someone, stay with me. You're all I need?
What man? That's another one I put on there just because you know it's
just had a breakup song. But there's a lot more. So tell us
your own uh, and Andrew Hoodie rat, mister Eric V. We're not
done yet, though, because it's time for some kind of Jones trying to
play You're trying to play side for it. Misconnections oh he's got out all
right. From now on, Cogdom style, the official sound of miss Connections,
where we read real misconnections from the actual DMV. First one, not
Eric in Alexandria, outdoor plumber missed indoor lady, without disclosing too much.
I work on plumbing out without disclosed too much, not disclosing well, disclosing
abbreviations in that, that's okay, whatever, without disclosing too much. I
work on plumbing outdoors. I was dirty from digging or repairing the pipe.
My hat was covered in dirt. My clothes too brown, skidding min forties.
You were white, forty five to fifty five. Rather you rather see
you work than the fellas at the bar. And that's in Alexandria, Woodlawn
area in Virginia. Outdoor plumbers, lady lady. Next one, where's my
commando repair guy? Lord Jesus? This is in Camp Springs area. Yeah,
so looking for a commando repair guy who came came by to do estimate.
I could tell because your pants were loose. Where are you come back
around today? Come back because commando means naked. No command means you're going,
You're going free bowling you know we're not so commando means she wanted to
see what else? No, he probably had on the command no crack.
Yeah, well okay, penis bowls. Next, honk if your lonely admo
about ten years ago you honked when you swallowed. You told me that he
sent wonderful and don't change your diet. And we get from there to there?
What happened to me? Where's the middle paragraph? Years? All right?
Next one, hunger culpepper, fuck your county. Need a host for
a lunch in or dinner, male or female. I'll bring the main dish
in that sweet dessert. What are you the sweet dessert is? Do you
think it's the It's that the main dish, The main dish is going in.
But do you think the dessert dessert is the explosion? Or the next
one? Eric, older woman Rockville. I've always felt a connection with older
women and looking to rekindle the lost spark. You are forty five plus and
also missed the spark of someone younger. Wood Mont Country Club. They got
membership. They do have a very expensive membership. They live behind it where
normal people live. No, there's no no there right here. Yeah,
there's no normal. It's expensive. That's here, It's very expensive. We
used to meet Saturday mornings to watch a few movies in Chad and you were
my thick, my latina with a super sweet personality. I miss you.
You love the fact that I used to be in the military and you were
a free spirit me mixed male, late thirties. Let's watch movies together and
more and more. Let's get it all, my thick latina. What is
so? Is Netflix and chill? So? What is Disney Plus's equivalent with
Disney Plus in plow Disney Plus and plow Disney Plus? What's Max and more?
Was Max and Max and mow? All right? Those are the ones
Popeyes and fuck? Right? And then there and then that one? What
is that one? That's that new one? Everyone? Instead instead of going
to do Netflix and Chills, I want to Popeyes and fuck or something.
I've seen it on a lot of uhext pop Eyes More doesn't like pop Eyes's
vegetarian. We should need me rop Eyes and Okay, I'll put it in
myself. Nope, not on our dictionary. Just a TikTok things super dictionary
for the oldies. Now that means you're old now hoodie tik attacks twist,
twist, break breaking. Thank you all so much for listening to Paul Eric,
Got mister ic V. Get some pan pan and think of me at
Andrew Hoodie and I always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It
got weird, didn't it. Yeah,