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You might what yourself. I might
have to go to the bino, sir.

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We'll figure that out, hopefully.
Are ready because it's time they get

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where. It's about to get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird.

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Things are gonna get weird. It's
getting weird. I'm gonna get real

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weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it where? Where?

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Get? Where? Are you ready
to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?

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I'm ready? You listening because they're
listening to the hundred and fifty seventh episode

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of Let's Get Weird. First out
of headphones ever ever. We just do

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it off the dome and like that
sounds right, It sounds okay, and

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then we find out, oh no, that was not right over on the

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time. But my name is Hoddie, I'm Eric, and every week we

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come together and give you the weird
stories from our lives, the neighborhoods and

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the streets, street city, sky, the Earth and the galaxies above and

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the Internet. Don't forget that and
just have a good time, you know,

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the Internet. Speaking of the Internet, Eric, Yes, sir,

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how goes your AI dating app?
Is I podcast? It was no because

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you know, I don't think.
I don't think anybody on there was real.

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You think it was all cat fishes
it. I think it was all

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a I fake stuff because nothing,
no one ever replied anything. One person

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asked the question and then never replied
back. And then are you sure they're

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not not real? They just don't
want to message first French Latin infusion,

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so uh yeah, no it was
they just yeah, no, not a

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fan. I literally deleted it this
morning. It's that I deleted it.

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Now. Are you worried that it'll
make an AI of you? Probably did?

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Probably did somewhere. I'm hearing,
but I don't know. It's in

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these headphones. I'm telling you it's
the headphone dash. That's why I took

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mine off. My left ear is
coming through my left ear. Hello,

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Papa, can you hear me?
Do you want to be honest? Do

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man? They just to stop singing
in our podcast. I love it because

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our friend a copyright claim. We're
not gonna get a copyright claim for our

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carry okay songs. Did you get
karaoke? You could? Maybe, but

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your friends are what are complaining about? Your only didn't like our singing?

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Oh my god, I think she
was joking about our singing. I think

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she likes it. It brings us
our personality. I just got really hot

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drinking that Prime. Well, this
is your first prime, first ever Prime

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logan whatever, Paul. It is
energy drink and it's in how much is

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it your daily percentage of caffeine?
It says it's two hundred milligrams of caffeine

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in here, So it's this percentage
of your daily value. It says it

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right there on the right side of
it. And the big bowl percentage numbers

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total fat, sodium, two percent, carbo hydrate one percent, calcium four

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caffee. That's what we're looking at. But if they have it as B

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twelve one hundred and fifty and then
B six one hundred and fifty percent,

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so yeah, it's going to be
you know, Panera so more and I

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are on the sip club with Panera. What's the sip club? So it's

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we're on it because it's free trial. Good lord, we're not paying for

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it. Essentially, It's like how
Tacoba has a new Taco pass they just

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announced where you pay like twenty It's
like a battle pass. You pay twenty

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bucks a month and you can get
a taco a day or something. I

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don't know if it's twenty bucks wow. But Panera has the same thing,

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but with drinks, they pay whatever
set amount and then you can get as

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many drinks as you want every two
hours. The stores opened so more and

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I took way too much Advanda.
We have a month trial. The first

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week I was like, T T
elemonade coffee. I was like, it's

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too much. Yeah, but didn't
you also just have a horrible panair experience.

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It's thirty My god, what is
it because that Pana was packed or

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just I think a Panera is I
think the zip club thing probably doesn't help

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because there's more people just in there
and you're like, oh, I got

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the whole point is well, I
got a drink, is well? Good

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food from here more and I we
I gotta go home. On the way

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home, stop by get a sip
club drink. But they have a thing

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called charged lemonade. I think every
old person at Panera thinks it's normal lemonade.

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So there's getting jagged up on caffeine
because it's supposed to be like an

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uh two espresso equivalents and like a
large charged lemonade that yeah, whoa old

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people get? We do have a
Panera on the corner. Pan Pan could

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stop by Pan Pan, I call
that and Panda Express pan Pan. But

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then more has to figure out which
one I'm talking about. Oh you want

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some pan Pan? Which one?
I would hit you because because which one

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do you want? A Panpan?
Which one? Well, if it's breakfast

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Express isn't open for breakfast? There
might be Actually the one of mcgoury malls

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open at ten thirty really actually no
the food. There was a Paint Express

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in the Orlando mall. Let's open
up at seven o'clock. I was like,

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that's too much at seven o'clock.
Why some people are already ready to

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go that's true, or they never
went, or they never went to sleep,

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or they never went to sleep.
They just ready to go. They're

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drinking miss Prime or that that lemonade
energy charge charge lemon Why is Pana getting

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into the charge energy drink game?
I think because Panera is trying to get

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the Starbucks money, you know,
because it's like, well, people are

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really coming here for make myself so
old. Yeah, Panera back in the

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day when it first came out was
legit. When it was the pick Pick

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two. They still have the pick
too, but they don't do they.

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Yeah, it was expensive, It's
like fifteen bucks. And it's also not

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good stuff anymore because you could get
the Italian combo with a broccoli cheddar soup

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and the and the chips, honey, mac and cheese. Now you get

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there's a chicken sandwich, not chicken
salad. Chicken sandwich is really good.

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That's my go to go too,
but it's expensive. Yeah, And I

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used to want to my parents meet
a friend who lived who lived with us,

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and she worked at a Panera and
every night they would just give all

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the bread to the employees and we
should come home almost every single night with

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so my crapload of bagels, all
the all the bakery stuff and a lot

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of that. Get my high school. My high school was next to a

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Panera or vice versa. So for
the fundraisers, it'd be like, yeah,

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the day before, everyone gets the
day olds and so like you're like,

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oh, we're cooking breakfast for the
teachers, or hey, free bagels

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because that sa it was because they're
all day olds from Panera. That made

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them look good. I kind of
do miss us when we used to get

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Panera here for stuff. I mean, maybe maybe you switch it up and

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say, hey, Woddy, can
go get Panera instead and get my charge

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lemonade. I kind of I want
to try to charge lemonade. Maybe,

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Okay, you know what, maybe
we should try that. Then be like,

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hey, pan pan and you bought
it, into it. You mentioned

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you bought it. I buy into
it because you're like, oh, I

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know what he wants, Panera,
pan pana, pampan. No. I

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don't want paying pan honey. I
want regular like Panera or for lunch.

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Do they still get the breakfast?
Yeah? By oh the breakfast. No,

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no, we can't get the breakfast. The breakfast is atrocious over there.

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Danish. It's not all the same. You get bagel. The bagel

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itself is good. The bagel is
what you put in the bagel. It

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depends. But I feel like I
got I got a sandwich there one time.

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It was a like a sausag and
cheese on a muffin, and englishmuffin

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was not impressed. It's it's hit
or miss, I think most of the

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time. And I think the thing
with my Panera near me is it just

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like damn waiting thirty minutes on mac
and cheese is right there? Swoop it

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up, put it in a cup. Let's go like. You ain't making

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a sandwich. It's already made.
You ain't freshly bad in that plastic bag

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you're bringing out from the back,
it's not freshly made. Same thing with

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Moe's Caeso. That's just in the
back, sitting dude, Moses. Only

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in Virginia. I can't find a
mos around here. Welcome to mo that's

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good, though the one by us
is not good. But generally it's good.

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Yes, it's quality service and fairfeact
still look still, I'm a huge

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fan of Kudoba. I think Kdoba
his hands down the best. It's our

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go to weekend and we can be
we're here on the weekend. They had

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breakfast there too, they do,
But do they opened that early? I

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don't think they are. I think
seven or eight eight? Yeah, Pan

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Pans opened a six breakfast taco would
be so good, A real breakfast breed,

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not the one we get a chick. But can we also talk about

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how I experienced my first non child
this weekend. That wasn't my child,

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and I don't have any children,
so I guess you don't have children.

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Good that you finally acknowledge you don't
have any kid. You have a dog,

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my dog son, get it,
he's part Dotson. So dogs and

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you're so cheesy candpan and dogs and
oh cheesy quality lines. She's city.

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Yeah, it's funny. My friend
who's a grooms in. You'll hang out

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with him at WrestleMania and we go
there for the bachelor party. We took

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him out to dinner. It was
a nice little burger Giant. The kid

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was passed out during and then like, hey, let's let's meet and leave

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at seven and leave till seven thirty. That's okay because you're on kid time.

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I wanted to I was hungry.
I wasn't hungry. I was like,

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do you have a mint or anything? A little chippy chip? Biking?

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You guys, bring any apps over? No, because it was like,

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oh, this is more than I
first time. Like hang out with

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friends that have a kid. I'm
like, oh, we seen high and

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let's go PSA. Whenever you go
over to see a family member or friend

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that has a newborn or toddler,
always bring either food or something you can

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munch on right then and there because
the kid will never be ready. When

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time I want to go, you
gotta wait for the kid or something else

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happens where you got to go so
always, which is an problem. It's

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just the first time it's ever happened
to me. So when the second time

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happens, I'll bring them up.
Bring a little treat for everyone. Bring

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a shark coots board already pre made, make it up. No wait,

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not that, Maybe some pan pan
for myself. Bags. I'm gonna hate

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you if you say pan pan one
more chippy chip. Okay, you know

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what you and the you like the
double kisses I'm cool with, but you

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doubleing up every word is annoying as
hell. You bout a chop choop is

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no, I know something you don't
know. That's that's it's a lot hoodie.

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Oh my god. Yeah. I
haven't seen one of those in forever.

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This was my little treat ski in
uh Spanish class, We're like,

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you got that right, Andreas,
here's a choop oftoop. They called you

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Andreas. Yeah, because Andrew and
Andrew much. Yeah, not one for

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what? But okay, uh,
I said Andres, and then she said,

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andre you said it terribly. I
think I was looking at chupa.

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It was like plov dog of good
job Spanish. Here's a lollipop. So

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should I go buy a bunch for
you to be like, okay, I'll

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just started lighting my Spanish again.
Oh we should added to the five pound

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bounds of twisters was almost gone.
Twizz break, which break is almost going.

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You make fun of my word foibles, but twizz break was because of

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this man. So twist break is
two different words, not doubled up the

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swing word of twist twist break,
twist break Break's wrong with us that these

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drinks I have propel so I don't
know the low calorie drink. I gotta

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go to the gym. I know
everyone laughs at me, but I have

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to get in, get in there
today, you know what. Also,

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speaking of getting into, we gotta
get into I don't know. We might

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have done this before, but we're
doing it officially formally now. It's our

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knockoff playlist playoff, the generic version, the Hood and Eric version, the

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Milton Bradley version, or whatever you're
gonna call h So we wanted to do

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a playlist playoff. I think we
teased this last week on the show.

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Yes, we did, of what
are our pivotal slash our go to or

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defining sad breakup songs and this was
inspired because now I can click this,

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right, you said, I can
click this, Yeah, click because from

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number two there you go. We
were listening to this. It's a good

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times. Make sure I can talk
over you can hear me, because Eric,

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you know, watched all the Twilight
movies. I did in one day,

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practically two day, three days.
You watched the first one in one

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day and the rest in the other
day. Well, it's like three movies

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coor Yeah, but I already watched
one three more movies, and I took

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five more movies, five movies Part
two? Man, did they not need

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to make those movies that long?
That twist through at the end twist you

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watch the fight one, Yeah,
it's like a Venders end game. Oh

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oh yeah, But I knew that. I knew that part. There are

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other parts in that movie. I
didn't realize that things had happened, because,

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like I was saying on your morning
show this morning as of this podcast

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recording, that if when you watch
it on like FX or TNT, TBS,

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like you're really not really watching it, You're just it's on the background.

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Like to me, that was background
noise for a lot of years.

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This time watching it around, I
actually like paid attention, Yeah, and

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patched it. You know, like
how many famous actors are in the movie?

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Bryce DLL's Howard is in the is
in the clips. The second the

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second Victoria, what happened to the
first one? I think it was a

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contract dispute or something. Okay,
yeah, because I was like, wait

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a second, because Eclipse it focuses
more on Victoria, the character of the

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redheaded with vampire and her creating that
vampire army to go back and get Bella

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as revenge. What happened in the
first one with her blonded friend. Naturally,

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Yeah, you have this one for
three freaking movies, which I think

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is stupid as a protagonist. He
could have had it done the second one,

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but whatever my digress as a film
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so that's what we're gonna do.
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apparently that it's the it's Twilight,
but from Edward's perspective, so they could

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do it. What a freaking So, Also, did you see that?

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I think it's Martin Sheen Martin short. I think, what the hell is

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his name? Something? Sheen?
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named Sheen. I think it's Martin. Make sure. Nope, not Martin.

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That's that's the famous man. Yeah, guys, what's it good at

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pop? Yeah? This guy?
Yeah, Michael Sheen, Yeah, Michael

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was she sure? We'll go with
that. Yeah. The other guy next

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to him is the actor who plays
Vetna and Stranger Things, the blonde the

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blondhair guy. Oh but you also
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Underworld he played the that's like villain
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But yeah, So which was your
favorite movie out of all of them?

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None of them? Oh? You
love one of them? No,

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they were bad. I understand the
bella where the hell you've been Loka line?

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I kept referencing the past two days. No, because I don't remember.

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It was a new moon, dammit. Yeah, but it wasn't that

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Like, it wasn't the hell you've
been Loka. You know, I can't

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I help. Your TikTok is just
flooded. I turned off my microphones.

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You can't on tiktak remember way more
fun? Yeah, because that's how I

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get more into Disney TikTok. Because
I keep talking about a partner. I'm

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single. I have no one okay
ai dating that didn't work for me.

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Now my face feels hot because it's
primenarity drinker. Right. Anyway, back

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to the topic, we're doing a
sad breakup song. Play this, playoff

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heartbreak, whatever you want to call
it. I came up with five songs

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there. It came out with three
three. I didn't say three. I

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said, whatever you want. You
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it, So I'll go first and
you do a little explainer. I don't

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know what numbers he's on, so
we're just gonna do him as this labeled

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right there. Three Okay, I
got you my first one? God?

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You know what's another one of her
songs to the breakup song Hello? Yeah,

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that was a good one. Hello
is a really good one. Everything

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that's from this era of Adele breakup
songs. Album twenty one was all breakup

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song that's not this Well, maybe
that is a Sarah. I got the

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whole damn song on this with that
one? All right? Can I stop

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it? There? You go?
Perfect? It's a mine two seconds.

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That's my first one. I remember
all these songs pivotal to Hoodie in high

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school. So I have to ask
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dating history very well. You've been
with your now fiance for over ten years.

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Yes, so when did you have
a girlfriend? Uh? These are

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about love lost and hood he being
hopeless romance. I'm like, oh,

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I'm gonna make the move. We're
gonna ask about the homecoming denied. I'm

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gonna go listen to adele in the
closet. I'm scared. All right,

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your first one is go with Uh
don't okay? Is this one? Yeah?

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Number three? You just put the
whole song in. No, he

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put the whole song in. Oh, well, Billy Currington, don't an

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ex girlfriend. Yeah, it's a
it's a it's a heartbreaker. Yeah,

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she played this one for me and
is his high school car? No,

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this is radio life. Yeah,
you just thinking back up love lost,

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love lost? Man, that's what
happens. Oh, because you know what

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I did. I didn't pull in
the hooks. That's the song. That's

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fine. I know you half asked, but that one you go all right?

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Now, if I your songs,
they're gonna ad. Don't or you

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think we're done with that one because
we practical Alright, No, you got

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less of the hawk. You'll understand
me if you listen. Look all right,

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I play it again. There you
go, just say a little too

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loud for my headphones. Prington's don't
that's a good one I like, but

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yeah, you don't want to be
a breath for all right? What's your

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next one? My next one?
This one I remember because originally it Will

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Rain was one of the top ones
that I was like, Oh, it's

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a sad breakup song, same era, I think, same album when I

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was your man. This this song
hurts. This song hurts. This song

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is like when I was your man, even though I wasn't but eleven Yeah,

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this was one of my ex girlfriends. This song came out right when

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I broke up with a girl and
I felt so bad because I didn't.

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Yeah, God, this one hurts
me. Get pay the right that one?

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There we go? All right,
My second one is gonna be still

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playing their Sweetie Sweetie. Here we
go, John Mayer. When you dream

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dream of the broken heart, don't
know what this is. You don't know

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if that is that's the hardest pop. You're dreaming with the broken heart.

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I don't know what this is.
Then? Who hurt you duringing this song?

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Maybe that's what we talked about.
Who hurt you during that was an

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ex girlfriend. I broke up with
her. I broke up with her,

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and then I felt bad and then
I was upset that I broke up with

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her. But I also wasn't ready, wasn't to cry over. I wore

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a do nothing can crime actic to
hear when he's older. Let's get all

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right, all right, listen,
cause she's gone, she's gowned, she

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is, she's gown. All right. Our next one for me? I

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think that's why I might be for
you too. Uh it's Leona Lewis bleeding

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love, sir, I'm alone with
you. Hold me away, but they

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don't know when the truth left to
get a load, You get me open,

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deepleaning agape like this is like ninth
grade hoodie, dude, No,

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this is middle this is middle school. This is middle school me thinking I'm

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tough ship, I'm on the football
team, I can do whatever I want,

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and then you know what, still
a soft seven. I was my

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first year working here at the radio
station, and I definitely was like coming

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off of like a lot of girls
would like. I was friend zoned a

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lot. I was friend zoned a
lot, dude. That's what my problem

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was. Hit that one right there, buddy, Okay, there you go.

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Yeah, all right, So now
mine came out my last one because

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I only got three. You might
know this song. It was over you

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shot right through a breakup song.
Wow, are you that the roost?

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What we rad big Sean Beware.
It's like a breakup beware song for all

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the bad boys that are beware.
No, no, it's more of like

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beware of the bad boys that are
out there that are gonna hurt you,

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or the bad girls that are out
there that are you know. All right,

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My next one, this one applies
specifically to you because you almost got

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a lap dance from her, apparently
based on recent video. This song two

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thousand and eight. This song I
think his, hands down one of the

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greatest tracks of all time. I
just went to the end park. If

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that's where just her and Chris Brown, Oh my god, middle school eighth

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grade and this is I mean,
yeah, you can't let me tell you

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about my middle school bus crush.
I get picked up. She'd be three

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stops later. We listened to the
eye Pod, touch iPod whatever the hell.

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The iPod was nano banana with the
screen on it, and they were

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like, let's listen to some Chris
Brown at the time, Chris Brown by

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seventh time, I have Jordan's sparks
nowhere. We were jamming to it and

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we found out what going to different
high schools. Oh, and then a

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whole new meeting of the song.
He's got no air because she's gone to

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and I have to ride a bus
with no people I know anymore. All

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right, next one? Uh,
this one own Shoe, isn't They have

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another great one called Midnight Train that
in a recent breakup was played for me

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and I. It hurts. It's
very very smith. They are really good

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a breakup song, breakup song.
It's impressive. They know how to hit

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it hard. It's like, oh, own shoe, Come on, Sam,

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don't do me like that dog.
You're just thinking about it. I

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want to be with someone, stay
with me. You're all I need?

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What man? That's another one I
put on there just because you know it's

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just had a breakup song. But
there's a lot more. So tell us

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your own uh, and Andrew Hoodie
rat, mister Eric V. We're not

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done yet, though, because it's
time for some kind of Jones trying to

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play You're trying to play side for
it. Misconnections oh he's got out all

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right. From now on, Cogdom
style, the official sound of miss Connections,

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where we read real misconnections from the
actual DMV. First one, not

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Eric in Alexandria, outdoor plumber missed
indoor lady, without disclosing too much.

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I work on plumbing out without disclosed
too much, not disclosing well, disclosing

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abbreviations in that, that's okay,
whatever, without disclosing too much. I

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work on plumbing outdoors. I was
dirty from digging or repairing the pipe.

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My hat was covered in dirt.
My clothes too brown, skidding min forties.

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You were white, forty five to
fifty five. Rather you rather see

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you work than the fellas at the
bar. And that's in Alexandria, Woodlawn

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area in Virginia. Outdoor plumbers,
lady lady. Next one, where's my

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commando repair guy? Lord Jesus?
This is in Camp Springs area. Yeah,

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so looking for a commando repair guy
who came came by to do estimate.

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I could tell because your pants were
loose. Where are you come back

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around today? Come back because commando
means naked. No command means you're going,

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You're going free bowling you know we're
not so commando means she wanted to

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see what else? No, he
probably had on the command no crack.

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Yeah, well okay, penis bowls. Next, honk if your lonely admo

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about ten years ago you honked when
you swallowed. You told me that he

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sent wonderful and don't change your diet. And we get from there to there?

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What happened to me? Where's the
middle paragraph? Years? All right?

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Next one, hunger culpepper, fuck
your county. Need a host for

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a lunch in or dinner, male
or female. I'll bring the main dish

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in that sweet dessert. What are
you the sweet dessert is? Do you

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think it's the It's that the main
dish, The main dish is going in.

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But do you think the dessert dessert
is the explosion? Or the next

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one? Eric, older woman Rockville. I've always felt a connection with older

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women and looking to rekindle the lost
spark. You are forty five plus and

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also missed the spark of someone younger. Wood Mont Country Club. They got

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membership. They do have a very
expensive membership. They live behind it where

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normal people live. No, there's
no no there right here. Yeah,

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there's no normal. It's expensive.
That's here, It's very expensive. We

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used to meet Saturday mornings to watch
a few movies in Chad and you were

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my thick, my latina with a
super sweet personality. I miss you.

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You love the fact that I used
to be in the military and you were

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a free spirit me mixed male,
late thirties. Let's watch movies together and

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more and more. Let's get it
all, my thick latina. What is

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so? Is Netflix and chill?
So? What is Disney Plus's equivalent with

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Disney Plus in plow Disney Plus and
plow Disney Plus? What's Max and more?

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Was Max and Max and mow?
All right? Those are the ones

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Popeyes and fuck? Right? And
then there and then that one? What

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is that one? That's that new
one? Everyone? Instead instead of going

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to do Netflix and Chills, I
want to Popeyes and fuck or something.

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I've seen it on a lot of
uhext pop Eyes More doesn't like pop Eyes's

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vegetarian. We should need me rop
Eyes and Okay, I'll put it in

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myself. Nope, not on our
dictionary. Just a TikTok things super dictionary

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for the oldies. Now that means
you're old now hoodie tik attacks twist,

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twist, break breaking. Thank you
all so much for listening to Paul Eric,

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Got mister ic V. Get some
pan pan and think of me at

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Andrew Hoodie and I always remember it's
okay to be weird and sexy. It

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got weird, didn't it. Yeah,