That's the hard hitting questions. So when you left, you were doing you
created this thing called the Wheel of Death, which was awesome, which was
why don't you explain with the wheel of death, open mic? What was
that you? The Wheel of Death was a It was almost like an improv
stand up. I would give you five minutes of your own material, right,
and then I would do five minutes of something. You you spun the
wheel and whatever premise or topic it landed on, you had to do three
to five minutes of common and there you go. It was a top the
top of your head. You had to go out to get something like thirtles
speaking of I, uh that was probably uh that was me. If you're
wondering, Google, I did get to those and then there is a clip
of that, and I'm gonna see if I can briefly show that because the
idea was fantastic, because open mics are boring. I did when it was
just three people. When I'm going up there like hey, everybody alive,
Like how about trucks? People like drugs and you guys. So I'm gonna
see if this shows up going on spanning the way of death and whatever.
This poor bastard lands On is what he has got to talk about for the
next five minutes. If he can do it, can you do it?
Can you do it? You can do it? If freaking Flair can in
the damn roll Roam only ninety two, you can do five minutes on turtles,
Let's spend that, bitch. How you gotta do better? Net?
There we go, There we go. What we got coming? Turdle?
Turdle? Hell, yeah, let's don't fuck turtles for five minutes. And
there you go. Man, that was a little uh behind the scenes snippet
pretty kids out there in the internet land, But yeah, you were pretty
pumped up because you said turtles. You know what? Do you know why
that that was such a thing. Me and the co creator, Kevin from
the paper, that was the first thing we said. We had to come
up with something obscure and hard as hell to come up with, up and
funny with and in you know, in his infinite wisdom, he said turtles.
I said, yeah, that's a pretty good one. I could probably
do five minutes on turtles, but not everybody could do five minutes on turtle.
And I'll be damn the first spin, first person spins it in Land's
own damn turts. That was awesome. It was a magical thing. I
did the thing that I always do, and I went first, and it
was a lot harder to improv. But I noticed, like halfway through,
you know what I mean, once I start getting a little imagination going,
stopped really giving a ship and come up with the backstory, it got easier.
But that was that was probably my favorite improv time, to be honest
with that five minutes of talking about turtles that I flushed on the toilet was
probably my favorite, because I mean, other than that, there's not much
going on, and it's just a lot of sadness and it's a lot of
it. It's really too bad that that that that didn't keep going. I
hated I had to leave in the beginning, you know, and putting that
together, but it was a damn good idea. If somebody else could have
just ran with the ball, but it got fumbled somewhere. Was there a
winner, That's what I want to know. No, it never it never
kept going like show number four and Kevin just kind of lost interest and this
show just went away. Well didn't have my energy, It didn't have my
energy with it. Nothing nothing against Alex Samant or or anybody else that'd done
it, but it just didn't. You know, it was my baby,
it was my energy, you know what I mean. So that's the that's
generally the reason why that show didn't work out, because I really think it
could work. I think it could be like a TV show or something like
that. It would be good. It would be good like streaming podcast or
a good, you know, live thing where people can comment and put suggestions.
I think, you know what I mean. Oh yeah, I can.
That's the cool thing about that. I can. I can do that.
That ain't a problem me. So what's the so down there? You
know what's going on and you didn't know. Folks. I'm in the Midwest,
so I know. You can send me or Big Shane money if you
want, very pressing. Oh yeah, I'll definitely accept money. Money signed
Big Shine nineteen eighty cash up. That's right now. I can't remember mine.
Just look for Comedy Joe or just find me track me down the street.
It's the best way. Throw change at me is the best way to
do it. I'll give you a key. It's one Dodge caliber key,
slightly used. Come on, if you happen to if you happened to be
in the northern Illinois area and you see a the scrauntled bald man walking down
the road screaming at random things, Let's give him some money called this Joe
O'Day? Uh, that would be me. I'm searching for something some angry
uh no, uh yeah, that would be uh. I guess that'd be
me. That would be hell. Let's see whacky whack you shall all right?
Next up, radio station's going, it's flowing, so Shane, you
know, we miss your presence. I missed your presence up here because I'm
sitting in a in an apartment that might not be mine. This might not
be mine. I'm not sure, you know. To be honest, if
all that ship wouldn't have went down, I enjoyed my friends that I had
up there, Yeah, I really did. I enjoyed doing some stuff with
y'all. And you know, even it wouldn't you know, I enjoyed it.
I really did. You know that I met some good people while I
was there. It's just I met some I just met some really really ship
people while I was there too. That's the other half. Well, that's
the thing is just because I haven't been I haven't really been doing much other
than my own thing. I just refuse, like I said, I mean,
I've got a bar downstairs and they don't know me. Like I just
kind of hide out, you know what I mean. I don't want to
be seeing I don't want to be known as whatever. It's true. I'm
a fleet dude. Oh but you're you're not missing out in anything. I'm
hoping that you know, the only thing that's going to click and the only
thing move's gonna make is gonna be me making them. I guess that is
what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, Well, that's what that's
that's what. If you want anything to happen, you have to make it
happen, right because I'm uh just it won't hut, it won't hunt you
down most of the time, most of the time. But leaving Wisconsin and
going through all that ship, you know, it's uh still fucks with me
today. Uh you had to deal with a lot man probably some PTSD involved
with that against your eggs. She's crazy as fuck. But other than that,
no comment show up. Huh. Yeah, I I I needed to
point not to to rush too much. You know, I didn't meet a
certain little lady h recently, and I just kind of had a pumped the
brakes a little bit on that. Spend some time by myself you can think,
figure some ship out. You know. It's the one thing I don't
like doing is hang out by myself. You know. If you understand that
a liquor ball and a crunchies suck, you write a song. Write write
that song? Drops drops well looking you truly talented, Oh, Johnny Cash,
Thank you, Johnny. Think it was very much. Damn. I
just lost my whole I had a whole thing. You had a whole train
of thought going and has disappeared. It has went away. I'm mnn have
to do some editing. So this is twenty four. My name is Joey.
You are did sing? I am? And what is the state of
comedy in your eyes? What is your priorities? What are you doing?
And well look four too? Then, like I said, I have been
dealing on some stuff with my help from now on dialysis. So I have
to go and get that done. So and I've been kind of feeling like
shit a little, but I'm coming back around. Got to I got to
you know, you have to if you want anything to happen, you have
to make it happen. It won't do it sitting at the house. And
that's that's what I've been doing a lot of a lot of sitting at the
house. I hadn't even really been doing nothing creative, not really, And
that's not me. I'd much rather, you know, be talking ship to
somebody right and you're doing it now to just guy with the red hoodie doing
it right now, to the to the guy with the red hoodie. Joe
Oday with Comedy Lab podcast Battle of Boos as Lonely is the blah blah blah
wine wine wine for me. But yeah, I look forward to uh taking
a trip down there. This is going to be a test. Yeah,
we're gonna have to redo some stuff on this. This is the first time
I've used this app, uh streaming yard, So this is kind of a
I don't know, kind of a test to see how this goes their shame
and uh yeah, because I'd like to come back with some more graphics and
I've got some video I guess of you. Let's hear of you doing some
stand up at that. I believe it's that show. Now. If titties
pop up, I cannot be held accountable. That's all I'm gonna say.
I cannot be held accountable in a court of law if I mean it could.
I'm looking right now, I'm searching. See what this says. This
tell me what this is. We're gonna share a little couple moments of big
Shane and doing a little stand up and and uh. Once this loads,
Uh, we're gonna see you play it. When you play it, and
at the end of it, we'll talk about it. I will go over
it at the end if you want to. All right, So we're gonna
play this clip. This is a big Shane. It's uh doing a little
processing. So I'll do a little processing as we uh wait on bufferings and
we wait on the internet connection that's probably not mine. Thanks jameson press the
press freshly stolen WiFi. Nothing wrong with it at all. All right,
Uh, this comedy lab. This is a little bit of a big Shane.
Here we go, arm not too much. What's going over? Man,
I'm great appreciate it. Man, that's the best to have sound Tylert,
I had a problem one of the baby I don't love to be your
side. Shit, I can actually see my dick then used to tell us
jump about my dick. You know I've been doing so long. I'm only
think of those that the Braves are the world series the won recently, So
I can't tell that jumping no more. If you don't know that was ninety
five, just like something. Now, I'm just fucking we anybody here U
a parent? I tell him you see the mamas in the house, you
on a date, A future stepdaddy. Oh my hair, I knew it.
I see it in their eyes. You just smell the fuck around here
is you just keep doing good, baby, keep doing good. Then I'll
be the I'll be the stepdaddy to your kids. Bats and feel and I
went through that as a kid. Man stepdaddy was awful. Man, I
hate them, motherfucker never head and the boyfriends was worse than the stepdaddy.
I member this one motherfucker. Come over when McDonald's again, and you give
me a fucking happy meal. You I look like I'm a happy meal kind
of guy. No, No, I'm not. So. I can't blocked
that motherfucker all day. Every which way I could just do it was like
fuck fuck. I was like, man, if you want something, Mamma's
bus you married to get leading. He'sa give me a fucking twenty piece.
If you want me to be in please playing my open fucking walk way back
in the back whatever, cause nobody wants to hear that shit. I can
tell you that right now. Ain't nothing worse to be mid master Basin and
hear your motherfucking that's not it's just dead right there and arm are you hurting?
And ship too, lou everywhere fucking it's such a waist, you know
what I'm saying. Man, I used to would walk up hill doude,
I have some stove for pussy. You know what I'm saying. All those
dudes would at one point time. And now I got one lay right next
to you. Every night I'll roll over and look at it like that and
it beat offside and I got friends. You didn't wake up because I'm fucking
like a weirdo staring at the corner. You see your grandma still look down
on their kids or whatever? Is that all the time? I hope not,
because I don't think your grandmas to see you watching mitic for it.
You know what I'm saying. I had to go watching for man born was
bad. I got to the point where I felt bad right after watching it.
You know what I'm saying. I did. I realized at some point
in my life, you know, if people traffic. So I was like,
I bet that bitch had a gun pointed out where she was sitting out
there nut football, and from that point on I just couldn't watch poling.
Now, you nobody willingly wants to shield a nerve football. Anybody here know
what you wanta? Will tell him to follow me a big shade. Oh
don't know, man. That was my mother's birthday. She passed away from
cancer about seven seven years ago. Now, so I come here to tell
jumps to make y'all laugh. I'll be exciting to Colick pour All right,
Uh, well, there you have it. That was awesome. That was
up the Left and Skull Lounge in Atlanta, George. So how long ago
was that? That was cool? October the tenth. That was my mom's
birthday. That was the last time I really I did a competition too.
But that didn't They wouldn't. That wasn't nothing special about that? Yeah,
no, it's something about that video. I kind of illegally took it from
you from the Internet and downloaded it. I hope you don't mind. No,
you're you're completely find up. My attorney's been getting in touch. Don't
worry. Yeah, you'll be fine. Law offices of Shyster, Shyster and
who done it? Yeah, mine's up down all the round. Uh yeah,
I paid my way with couponsick rid to be exact. That was great,
man. That was something I wanted to do, was to watch that
because that was a Yeah. That was a good crowd too. Oh yeah,
it's always packed up. I actually had a I was actually book up
there again December the eighteen and oh really, hell yeah I should have went
then I was kind of sickly and didn't go. So and I ainn't really,
like I said, I ain't got nothing booked out again until the twenty
fourth, so I'll be doing something then. Well I'll tell you what.
Where do you know where you're at right now? Or I'm the twenty fourth
per chance? Where you going to be? It's called Johnny or not Johnny.
I can't remember the name of it. I'll have to look it up
for you later and give it to Yeah, you're gonna have to show it,
okay, Okay, I love y'all, see a little bit love you
to see you later. My lovely wife, Joe said he loved you and
he'll see you later too. All right, nothing to see here, just
me drinking like for a good hope, tempting. He's drinking your favorite liquor.
What's that Jameson? No gone, you don't like Jameson dum rye whatever.
It's called templeton the Riyes, he's a temple to the Rye drinker.
But you drink it's it's really expensive whiskey. It's more expensive than jam.
Well, this is gone people, they drank it all. It's time to
put it in his prison wallet later on. Nobody's looking. That's that means
butthole for you kids. Uh let me look right now, see what I
can get? Ahold of second people? Chap one cigarette? Hold on a
second, This would be good. Three cigarettes? Oh wow, all in
there. That's all right. Hi. If you're looking too, and you're
not crazy, you got change for a five yo to being actually literally changed.
Got some ship out later. I'm ready, dude. I think I'm
ready for prison. I'm uh, I'm not ready for prison. You are
kind of hurt. You are kind of pretty, Joe. They said you
kind of pretty I know, I gotta get my face off fucking tattooed with
demons, and I have to stab people. Already looking at weapons right now,
and look at check this out. This is the weapon within reach.
This is my weapon at my house, a fucking pool. Q. This
is at people. This is what I guard myself with. Well, he's
not telling you is it will also go into his prison wallet later. And
that's right, folks. This two piece maybe three piece. God, that
goes deep too in my buttle's Illinois. That's a good thing. Yeah,
that's a good thing about the butthole. It ain't no bottom, It just
turns a lift. God, I hate my life. It's Joe Davis.
We're back now, we're on track. No, we're nothing. We're so
far on track we are. Yeah, the bottle is gone. I uh
mhm our farm. I'm running precious time. What's up? They just drank
uh spittle, It hit the bottom. Well there's still a little bit.
You know what, man, if you have problems with alcohol too, he's
right, don't drink my car. Hey, I'll do it. I don't
care. I'm I have issues, you know what. I thing, I've
got some problems. Joe walks around the bar and drinks peple's old beers to
get their back washed out of every beer, because you know, there's always
all left at the bottom. He's always a smaller left in a beer.
It's funny because, yeah, I'm known for getting a drink and drinking two
SIPs and leaving. And I had a dude that now i'm friends with,
say, yeah, dude, you just left. So I drank it.
And I found a pill on the ground too, Joe, and I just
took it. I looked it up. It looked legit, and I hate
it. I go, yeah, I would have done the same thing at
twenty five, So me and I am. I am. I am proud
to say that I would never take a peel randomly off the ground. And
I'm sure as hell not going to take on somebody else's DNA from the bar.
Yeah, no, thank you. I'm proud of Sam disease free.
I'm uh, I might be COVID free. I might be disease free.
I might all this might be just bullshit. Hi, my name is Joe,
and I want to talk about the paper, a local adult magazine.
It's an adult paper for your needs in the Rockford area. Come, read,
enjoy, fuck Valentine's Day. Suck a fucking dog with dijon mustard dicks.
Mustard dick, It's so good, fucking slather it on your fucking dicks.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking run downstairs. There's a pizza joint. There's
a fucking Semino's piece of shutouts of Semino's pizza and fucking I'm not gonna say
where I'm at, uh, but it's downstairs. I'm gonna go and get
a bunch of pasta and ship and right when they're ready to clean up and
leave is when I love to show up, because look at me like this,
like you gotta be shipping me. What's the either? You ask them,
what's the last thing