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That's the hard hitting questions. So
when you left, you were doing you

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created this thing called the Wheel of
Death, which was awesome, which was

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why don't you explain with the wheel
of death, open mic? What was

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that you? The Wheel of Death
was a It was almost like an improv

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stand up. I would give you
five minutes of your own material, right,

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and then I would do five minutes
of something. You you spun the

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wheel and whatever premise or topic it
landed on, you had to do three

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to five minutes of common and there
you go. It was a top the

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top of your head. You had
to go out to get something like thirtles

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speaking of I, uh that was
probably uh that was me. If you're

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wondering, Google, I did get
to those and then there is a clip

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of that, and I'm gonna see
if I can briefly show that because the

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idea was fantastic, because open mics
are boring. I did when it was

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just three people. When I'm going
up there like hey, everybody alive,

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Like how about trucks? People like
drugs and you guys. So I'm gonna

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see if this shows up going on
spanning the way of death and whatever.

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This poor bastard lands On is what
he has got to talk about for the

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next five minutes. If he can
do it, can you do it?

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Can you do it? You can
do it? If freaking Flair can in

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the damn roll Roam only ninety two, you can do five minutes on turtles,

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Let's spend that, bitch. How
you gotta do better? Net?

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There we go, There we go. What we got coming? Turdle?

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Turdle? Hell, yeah, let's
don't fuck turtles for five minutes. And

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there you go. Man, that
was a little uh behind the scenes snippet

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pretty kids out there in the internet
land, But yeah, you were pretty

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pumped up because you said turtles.
You know what? Do you know why

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that that was such a thing.
Me and the co creator, Kevin from

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the paper, that was the first
thing we said. We had to come

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up with something obscure and hard as
hell to come up with, up and

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funny with and in you know,
in his infinite wisdom, he said turtles.

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I said, yeah, that's a
pretty good one. I could probably

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do five minutes on turtles, but
not everybody could do five minutes on turtle.

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And I'll be damn the first spin, first person spins it in Land's

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own damn turts. That was awesome. It was a magical thing. I

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did the thing that I always do, and I went first, and it

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was a lot harder to improv.
But I noticed, like halfway through,

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you know what I mean, once
I start getting a little imagination going,

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stopped really giving a ship and come
up with the backstory, it got easier.

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But that was that was probably my
favorite improv time, to be honest

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with that five minutes of talking about
turtles that I flushed on the toilet was

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probably my favorite, because I mean, other than that, there's not much

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going on, and it's just a
lot of sadness and it's a lot of

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it. It's really too bad that
that that that didn't keep going. I

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hated I had to leave in the
beginning, you know, and putting that

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together, but it was a damn
good idea. If somebody else could have

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just ran with the ball, but
it got fumbled somewhere. Was there a

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winner, That's what I want to
know. No, it never it never

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kept going like show number four and
Kevin just kind of lost interest and this

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show just went away. Well didn't
have my energy, It didn't have my

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energy with it. Nothing nothing against
Alex Samant or or anybody else that'd done

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it, but it just didn't.
You know, it was my baby,

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it was my energy, you know
what I mean. So that's the that's

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generally the reason why that show didn't
work out, because I really think it

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could work. I think it could
be like a TV show or something like

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that. It would be good.
It would be good like streaming podcast or

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a good, you know, live
thing where people can comment and put suggestions.

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I think, you know what I
mean. Oh yeah, I can.

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That's the cool thing about that.
I can. I can do that.

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That ain't a problem me. So
what's the so down there? You

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know what's going on and you didn't
know. Folks. I'm in the Midwest,

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so I know. You can send
me or Big Shane money if you

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want, very pressing. Oh yeah, I'll definitely accept money. Money signed

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Big Shine nineteen eighty cash up.
That's right now. I can't remember mine.

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Just look for Comedy Joe or just
find me track me down the street.

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It's the best way. Throw change
at me is the best way to

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do it. I'll give you a
key. It's one Dodge caliber key,

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slightly used. Come on, if
you happen to if you happened to be

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in the northern Illinois area and you
see a the scrauntled bald man walking down

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the road screaming at random things,
Let's give him some money called this Joe

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O'Day? Uh, that would be
me. I'm searching for something some angry

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uh no, uh yeah, that
would be uh. I guess that'd be

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me. That would be hell.
Let's see whacky whack you shall all right?

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Next up, radio station's going,
it's flowing, so Shane, you

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know, we miss your presence.
I missed your presence up here because I'm

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sitting in a in an apartment that
might not be mine. This might not

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be mine. I'm not sure,
you know. To be honest, if

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all that ship wouldn't have went down, I enjoyed my friends that I had

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up there, Yeah, I really
did. I enjoyed doing some stuff with

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y'all. And you know, even
it wouldn't you know, I enjoyed it.

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I really did. You know that
I met some good people while I

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was there. It's just I met
some I just met some really really ship

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people while I was there too.
That's the other half. Well, that's

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the thing is just because I haven't
been I haven't really been doing much other

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than my own thing. I just
refuse, like I said, I mean,

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I've got a bar downstairs and they
don't know me. Like I just

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kind of hide out, you know
what I mean. I don't want to

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be seeing I don't want to be
known as whatever. It's true. I'm

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a fleet dude. Oh but you're
you're not missing out in anything. I'm

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hoping that you know, the only
thing that's going to click and the only

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thing move's gonna make is gonna be
me making them. I guess that is

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what I'm saying. You know what
I'm saying, Well, that's what that's

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that's what. If you want anything
to happen, you have to make it

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happen, right because I'm uh just
it won't hut, it won't hunt you

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down most of the time, most
of the time. But leaving Wisconsin and

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going through all that ship, you
know, it's uh still fucks with me

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today. Uh you had to deal
with a lot man probably some PTSD involved

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with that against your eggs. She's
crazy as fuck. But other than that,

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no comment show up. Huh.
Yeah, I I I needed to

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point not to to rush too much. You know, I didn't meet a

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certain little lady h recently, and
I just kind of had a pumped the

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brakes a little bit on that.
Spend some time by myself you can think,

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figure some ship out. You know. It's the one thing I don't

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like doing is hang out by myself. You know. If you understand that

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a liquor ball and a crunchies suck, you write a song. Write write

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that song? Drops drops well looking
you truly talented, Oh, Johnny Cash,

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Thank you, Johnny. Think it
was very much. Damn. I

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just lost my whole I had a
whole thing. You had a whole train

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of thought going and has disappeared.
It has went away. I'm mnn have

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to do some editing. So this
is twenty four. My name is Joey.

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You are did sing? I am? And what is the state of

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comedy in your eyes? What is
your priorities? What are you doing?

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And well look four too? Then, like I said, I have been

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dealing on some stuff with my help
from now on dialysis. So I have

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to go and get that done.
So and I've been kind of feeling like

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shit a little, but I'm coming
back around. Got to I got to

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you know, you have to if
you want anything to happen, you have

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to make it happen. It won't
do it sitting at the house. And

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that's that's what I've been doing a
lot of a lot of sitting at the

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house. I hadn't even really been
doing nothing creative, not really, And

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that's not me. I'd much rather, you know, be talking ship to

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somebody right and you're doing it now
to just guy with the red hoodie doing

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it right now, to the to
the guy with the red hoodie. Joe

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Oday with Comedy Lab podcast Battle of
Boos as Lonely is the blah blah blah

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wine wine wine for me. But
yeah, I look forward to uh taking

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a trip down there. This is
going to be a test. Yeah,

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we're gonna have to redo some stuff
on this. This is the first time

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I've used this app, uh streaming
yard, So this is kind of a

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I don't know, kind of a
test to see how this goes their shame

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and uh yeah, because I'd like
to come back with some more graphics and

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I've got some video I guess of
you. Let's hear of you doing some

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stand up at that. I believe
it's that show. Now. If titties

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pop up, I cannot be held
accountable. That's all I'm gonna say.

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I cannot be held accountable in a
court of law if I mean it could.

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I'm looking right now, I'm searching. See what this says. This

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tell me what this is. We're
gonna share a little couple moments of big

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Shane and doing a little stand up
and and uh. Once this loads,

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Uh, we're gonna see you play
it. When you play it, and

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at the end of it, we'll
talk about it. I will go over

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it at the end if you want
to. All right, So we're gonna

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play this clip. This is a
big Shane. It's uh doing a little

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processing. So I'll do a little
processing as we uh wait on bufferings and

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we wait on the internet connection that's
probably not mine. Thanks jameson press the

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press freshly stolen WiFi. Nothing wrong
with it at all. All right,

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Uh, this comedy lab. This
is a little bit of a big Shane.

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Here we go, arm not too
much. What's going over? Man,

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I'm great appreciate it. Man,
that's the best to have sound Tylert,

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I had a problem one of the
baby I don't love to be your

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side. Shit, I can actually
see my dick then used to tell us

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jump about my dick. You know
I've been doing so long. I'm only

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think of those that the Braves are
the world series the won recently, So

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I can't tell that jumping no more. If you don't know that was ninety

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five, just like something. Now, I'm just fucking we anybody here U

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a parent? I tell him you
see the mamas in the house, you

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on a date, A future stepdaddy. Oh my hair, I knew it.

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I see it in their eyes.
You just smell the fuck around here

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is you just keep doing good,
baby, keep doing good. Then I'll

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be the I'll be the stepdaddy to
your kids. Bats and feel and I

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went through that as a kid.
Man stepdaddy was awful. Man, I

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hate them, motherfucker never head and
the boyfriends was worse than the stepdaddy.

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I member this one motherfucker. Come
over when McDonald's again, and you give

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me a fucking happy meal. You
I look like I'm a happy meal kind

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of guy. No, No,
I'm not. So. I can't blocked

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that motherfucker all day. Every which
way I could just do it was like

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fuck fuck. I was like,
man, if you want something, Mamma's

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bus you married to get leading.
He'sa give me a fucking twenty piece.

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If you want me to be in
please playing my open fucking walk way back

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in the back whatever, cause nobody
wants to hear that shit. I can

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tell you that right now. Ain't
nothing worse to be mid master Basin and

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hear your motherfucking that's not it's just
dead right there and arm are you hurting?

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And ship too, lou everywhere fucking
it's such a waist, you know

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what I'm saying. Man, I
used to would walk up hill doude,

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I have some stove for pussy.
You know what I'm saying. All those

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dudes would at one point time.
And now I got one lay right next

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to you. Every night I'll roll
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it beat offside and I got friends. You didn't wake up because I'm fucking

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like a weirdo staring at the corner. You see your grandma still look down

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on their kids or whatever? Is
that all the time? I hope not,

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because I don't think your grandmas to
see you watching mitic for it.

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You know what I'm saying. I
had to go watching for man born was

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bad. I got to the point
where I felt bad right after watching it.

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You know what I'm saying. I
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in my life, you know,
if people traffic. So I was like,

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I bet that bitch had a gun
pointed out where she was sitting out

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there nut football, and from that
point on I just couldn't watch poling.

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Now, you nobody willingly wants to
shield a nerve football. Anybody here know

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what you wanta? Will tell him
to follow me a big shade. Oh

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don't know, man. That was
my mother's birthday. She passed away from

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cancer about seven seven years ago.
Now, so I come here to tell

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jumps to make y'all laugh. I'll
be exciting to Colick pour All right,

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Uh, well, there you have
it. That was awesome. That was

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up the Left and Skull Lounge in
Atlanta, George. So how long ago

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was that? That was cool?
October the tenth. That was my mom's

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birthday. That was the last time
I really I did a competition too.

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But that didn't They wouldn't. That
wasn't nothing special about that? Yeah,

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no, it's something about that video. I kind of illegally took it from

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you from the Internet and downloaded it. I hope you don't mind. No,

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you're you're completely find up. My
attorney's been getting in touch. Don't

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worry. Yeah, you'll be fine. Law offices of Shyster, Shyster and

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who done it? Yeah, mine's
up down all the round. Uh yeah,

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I paid my way with couponsick rid
to be exact. That was great,

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man. That was something I wanted
to do, was to watch that

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because that was a Yeah. That
was a good crowd too. Oh yeah,

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it's always packed up. I actually
had a I was actually book up

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there again December the eighteen and oh
really, hell yeah I should have went

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then I was kind of sickly and
didn't go. So and I ainn't really,

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like I said, I ain't got
nothing booked out again until the twenty

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fourth, so I'll be doing something
then. Well I'll tell you what.

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Where do you know where you're at
right now? Or I'm the twenty fourth

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per chance? Where you going to
be? It's called Johnny or not Johnny.

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I can't remember the name of it. I'll have to look it up

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for you later and give it to
Yeah, you're gonna have to show it,

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okay, Okay, I love y'all, see a little bit love you

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to see you later. My lovely
wife, Joe said he loved you and

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he'll see you later too. All
right, nothing to see here, just

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me drinking like for a good hope, tempting. He's drinking your favorite liquor.

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What's that Jameson? No gone,
you don't like Jameson dum rye whatever.

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It's called templeton the Riyes, he's
a temple to the Rye drinker.

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But you drink it's it's really expensive
whiskey. It's more expensive than jam.

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Well, this is gone people,
they drank it all. It's time to

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put it in his prison wallet later
on. Nobody's looking. That's that means

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butthole for you kids. Uh let
me look right now, see what I

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can get? Ahold of second people? Chap one cigarette? Hold on a

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second, This would be good.
Three cigarettes? Oh wow, all in

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there. That's all right. Hi. If you're looking too, and you're

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not crazy, you got change for
a five yo to being actually literally changed.

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Got some ship out later. I'm
ready, dude. I think I'm

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ready for prison. I'm uh,
I'm not ready for prison. You are

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kind of hurt. You are kind
of pretty, Joe. They said you

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kind of pretty I know, I
gotta get my face off fucking tattooed with

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demons, and I have to stab
people. Already looking at weapons right now,

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and look at check this out.
This is the weapon within reach.

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This is my weapon at my house, a fucking pool. Q. This

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is at people. This is what
I guard myself with. Well, he's

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not telling you is it will also
go into his prison wallet later. And

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that's right, folks. This two
piece maybe three piece. God, that

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goes deep too in my buttle's Illinois. That's a good thing. Yeah,

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that's a good thing about the butthole. It ain't no bottom, It just

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turns a lift. God, I
hate my life. It's Joe Davis.

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We're back now, we're on track. No, we're nothing. We're so

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far on track we are. Yeah, the bottle is gone. I uh

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mhm our farm. I'm running precious
time. What's up? They just drank

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uh spittle, It hit the bottom. Well there's still a little bit.

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You know what, man, if
you have problems with alcohol too, he's

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right, don't drink my car.
Hey, I'll do it. I don't

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care. I'm I have issues,
you know what. I thing, I've

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got some problems. Joe walks around
the bar and drinks peple's old beers to

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get their back washed out of every
beer, because you know, there's always

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all left at the bottom. He's
always a smaller left in a beer.

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It's funny because, yeah, I'm
known for getting a drink and drinking two

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SIPs and leaving. And I had
a dude that now i'm friends with,

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say, yeah, dude, you
just left. So I drank it.

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And I found a pill on the
ground too, Joe, and I just

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took it. I looked it up. It looked legit, and I hate

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it. I go, yeah,
I would have done the same thing at

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twenty five, So me and I
am. I am. I am proud

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to say that I would never take
a peel randomly off the ground. And

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I'm sure as hell not going to
take on somebody else's DNA from the bar.

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Yeah, no, thank you.
I'm proud of Sam disease free.

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I'm uh, I might be COVID
free. I might be disease free.

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I might all this might be just
bullshit. Hi, my name is Joe,

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and I want to talk about the
paper, a local adult magazine.

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It's an adult paper for your needs
in the Rockford area. Come, read,

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enjoy, fuck Valentine's Day. Suck
a fucking dog with dijon mustard dicks.

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Mustard dick, It's so good,
fucking slather it on your fucking dicks.

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Yeah, I'm gonna fucking run downstairs. There's a pizza joint. There's

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a fucking Semino's piece of shutouts of
Semino's pizza and fucking I'm not gonna say

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where I'm at, uh, but
it's downstairs. I'm gonna go and get

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a bunch of pasta and ship and
right when they're ready to clean up and

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leave is when I love to show
up, because look at me like this,

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like you gotta be shipping me.
What's the either? You ask them,

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what's the last thing