This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Does Dirk hate
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to give away at eight o'clock as well, we're gonna do Dirk trivia,
all right, two pairs of MAVs tickets to give away. May I put
up Mike McCarthy commercial again in that segment too. Bryan McCarthy's on TV do
a commercial that was shocking. I had no idea. It's strange. We
learned a lot about the man. Yeah, very strange. But right now,
let's do the scuttle. But it's our daily news segment. Are these
nice stories, dude? So many nice stories? All right, it's up.
I'm in What was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader speaking out about something? Huh
man? This says a girl by the name of or lady by the name
of Darien Lassiter. Well, let's just provide myself some context for this.
She has TikTok Darien last, and this comes from TikTok. She's been a
Cowboys cheerleader for five seasons. And here is what she said is she went
on TikTok yesterday so cheered with the Cowboys and y'all the Cowboys for Packers game
last Sunday. I have never experienced such disrespect from the other team's players to
the cheerleaders in my five years as an NFL cheerleader, Like we would the
movie min Your Own Business and the Packers just scored a touchdown. This is
one example. They would come up to us standing on the seven's man your
own business and start yelling at us like sometimes it was this close to her
face. Also, I feel like that's unsportsmanly conduct, and it's so crazy
how they can do that. They can't do that to the Cowboys players or
any other players, but they can do it to the cheerleaders and nothing's going
to happen. Like I understand the playoffs is a huge deal, Like I
truly get it, but that does not mean your humbleness and respect for women
flies out the window. Like what is going on? I can't so I'm
reading for every team but them, not that the Cowboys are out hot hot
sports opinion. As you said it, I'm like, all right, can
you get in the face of you know, you can't get walk to the
bench and get in the face of the other team just out of nowhere.
And it is something, it is interesting, but you can do it to
the cheerleader. I'll tell you what. If the NFL is serious about the
way that they try to position themselves as advocates for women with and you know,
all of the pink stuff that they wear for what seems like a month,
they'll take this seriously because there are cameras everywhere in those stadiums, and
they will investigate this and Packers players should be suspended for their next game.
Yeah, all them for their next game seriously, Like they need to take
this woman's allegation seriously and whatever resources they have at their at their access access
to they need to look at this and see if what she's saying kind of
lines up. I was listening and thinking, did she say something that they
said or no, no, okay, I said, they're getting interfacing and
yelling okay. Look, football, sometimes the play dictates that you run into
the cheerleader zone, of which there are four at the Cowboy games because they're
on all four corners, yes, like from the twenty yard line to the
goal line. They are very large areas. And if you I don't know
what her allegation is, if you're running back past and you're like boom baby
or yay or depending on what was yelled, I don't think yeah, depending
on cups you blank cups. If an investigation happens, which I think it
should, take her seriously, then find out exactly what was said. I'm
okay with that as long as it was Jonathan Owens terrible Packers safe. Depending
on who it is started getting in, I don't know, okay. If
she's alleging that a player said something way over a line, yeah, something
that's racially charged or sexually charged, then yeah, but it's just like or
if the cowboys she said that they were that several of the cheerleaders were brought
to almost tears. Believe the noise that you just made. Again, that's
what I think happened, because the Packers have have cheerleaders. If I'd never
seen them before, going well in the game, they saw hot cheerleader in
which Latina. Who are all these people who are these smaller human species with
long hair and things on the front of their bodies. They're small, moer
than us. They're all dressed the same the Penis. I think there's some
kind of group. They're at the get Us, they're everywhere. I don't
think they definitely like the Cowboys, like that team. They've never seen women
before because they live in green beds. I don't know they're like us,
but they're smaller. I think we have these at home. But they're always
wearing big coats, shape different till they're hiding their faces into boggans. Are
mumos momos? Well its head like you put all over your heads yellow,
that's a mumo. I don't know. I think it's ammo. They're wearing
long bottoms on their heads, long bottoms. So there's that serious allegation.
Well, let's get to the bottom of Well, let me just okay,
Yeah, you gotta be careful with these things because you don't want to be
insensitive. Valid complaint, terrible the Packers were doing that. Could absolutely see
the Packers doing that. They have a coach who's not really that hard on
the players. He's just a guy's in there designing some plays, kind of
being kind of being the ball boy. You know, he's a good coach,
but you just said he was a ball boy. Where were the tiktoks
when PR directors illegally snapping picks of him in the Yeah, that's a bigger
concern. Where was TikTok when Danny Whites run around shoving his tongue in their
mouths? You have one photo. I can't believe it. White. Their
job is cheerleader. Their job is to get fans of one team to cheer
against the other team. So if that other team ran by and cheered,
I mean, touching is different thing. Saying something that cross the line.
Fine, but it's just what if he scored and said, hey, mama,
what valid complain or not? She's asking for a fifteen yard penalty.
This is that's what. Yeah, that's what I found interesting. It is
a penalty if you go, yeah, get up in a coach's face or
a player on the bench's face, right, yeah, yeah, I don't
think it's a fifteen yard penalty if you go full butt head on a cheerleader.
Hi yah, all right, All the Cowboys win a Super Bowl.
So mcarthy gets excided and runs over and tries to make out with a cheerleader
and she just recoils, like keep the confetti's coming down, Like this is
the moment, he would not do that the family man, Mike, all
right, move on, guys. Do you think McCarthy's breath smells like hot
dogs? I there's just always. I think it's like that, just coffee
breath. Oh this hot coffee and hot dog coffee and coal. Do you
think my McCarthy's eating over fifteen thousand hot dogs in his life? Of course?
Thousand? All right? How many would that mean a day? It's
like, what fifty five? Oh no, well fifty great? Who are
you? He's fifty eight sixty, I'm sixty. That makes the Matthews you're
three hundred and sixty five sixty zero. That's twenty one thousand, nine hundred
days. Yeah, how many? Did you say? One hundred and fifty
thousand? I said fifteen thousand? Okay, so no, no, damn
near one a day? Okay, no, no it's not. Let's I
don't know if the math is let's say seventy five one and a half a
day since he was born, seventy five hundred more, let's make it seventy
five hundred hot dogs. That's essentially a hot dog every three days of his
life. I'll say no, But anything like sausages and all that Green Bay
stuff that all counts. Yeah, brats or a hot dog every one and
a half days? Is that? Because I don't think he's doing every one
and a half days, but you know he's knocking down three every session.
You have to, you guys, do to a mid segment reset. I'm
Kevin. That's Danny. Hey Danny, I'm Mike. Morning. I'm Mike.
Hi JJ, JJ in there morning, JJ. There we go.
King's prostate is a big story here. Buckingham Palace has revealed that King Charles
the Third will undergo a corrective procedure next week for an enlarged prostate. Officials
are saying that the prostate was weird and gross and something had to be done
before it got out of control. Everyone could see a lot of it.
He's gonna get that fixed. That's a penis TikTok style story, I guess.
And they're going to bring back an extra season of The Crown to cover
this. Yeah, I have a story of the flight. I hate real
quick, No, yes, I hate when very rich, all powerful people
die or can't fix a help really to issue penis like Steve Jobs, you
know, like that's the one that makes confirms that we all made croak of
cancer, because if they can't afford to hear it, if they can't,
if the King can't get this sorted the king, if the King can't get
this sorted out, then Mike isn't speaking of hot dog fingers. I should
have let you move, dogs, I should have let you move. That's
all right, man, Now move on. Cargo jet went up in flames.
Who's flying over Miami on Thursday? I got another airplane story. I
did have a hamburger story. I'm gonna save it for next week. Okay,
what a tease this tune in? Yeah, next week, can't wait.
Sometime next week I will have a hamburger story. Maybe it'll be the
same day we have Jason kidd On, head coach of the MAVs. There's
a little t Will you get the word hamburger into a question you asks?
You want me too? That's your challenge, right, I can do that
course. Uh. The Atlas air bowing seven four seven, so not a
max eight hundred or nine hundred. It took off from Miami, Mike,
yep, and it was going to Puerto Rico. Yes, And minutes into
the flight, one of the engines caught fire. I saw the video.
This is nuts scary looking. Yeah, I mean it. It looks like
lost kind of because it's flying through the night skies and there is flames and
smoke. It's a frightening thing. I was happy to here as a cargo
plane. That's not good news for the flight crew, but not for the
cargo. Not good news for the cargo, but no traditional passengers, I
guess onboard right, yes, And it doesn't sound like it was like.
I don't see a death or anything like that. So they landed this thing.
Yeah, yeah, nice kind of crazy video. This is I'm like
another plane story, and I know Danny's got one in an hour again.
I said. The shas on the arge booked, you know, some fights
in April, and I'm sitting here going I feel like every day since the
New Year, there's been a significant plane story of something bad happening. We
gotta get this corrected as one of our more safe modes of transportation. Why
are we having so many plane head on Because I've clicked on a couple of
plane stories that algorithms are funneling more plane stories to me. They think you're
pain Maybe you're the plane reporter. You accidentally click one reel of Selena Gomez
putting on makeup and the next thing, you know, yeah, yeah,
you get the little magnifying glass on Instagram. And that's all it is.
Right. They think I love watching Homer Simpson rail Betty Rubble because you accidentally
clicked that one. Fred. I don't know why they think that. Hey
there home U boy, that's Barney, I know, but Fred Barny is
okay. We have those on the Danny list of impersonations. A lot of
animated characters. Another Boeing problem, All nip On. This is when I
remember you. Darvis played for the Nippon ham Fighters. All nip On Airways
flight that departed from Japan on Saturday returned after a crack was discovered in the
cockpit window. Geez, this Boeing was a seven thirty seven eight hundred.
But you're not a Max. How many numbers? Not a Max? I
don't care use words. Well, the Max is the plane that you gotta
watch if you're If you read to go on a flight and you have the
Boeing Max, you need to not get on that flight. A Boeing seven
forty seven eight hundred. Yeah, it's an entire phone number, different one
and it's not as easy as two and four all threes. That's the frinkles
the flight experience. Her crack on one of the outermost of the four layers
of the cockpit window. I something wondered that how many layers are on this
window? Four? But had a big crack. They turned around, made
a normal landing, but it was forty minutes after the flight, I mean
after the takeoff. Yeah, crap, we got a huge crack and this
will probably only get worse. Was there like a gravel plane in front of
them and a little piece flew off the back of it. Yeah, kicked
up, kicked up some off the gravel runway. That's scary. It is
scary because if that if that cockpit glass goes and it's not like the pilots
would be like, hey, everyone, get away from this window. You
know, you gotta hang in there, and you just kind of hope she
doesn't go this she does, your face gets ripped off, and Danny,
you'll have another one for you in an hour. This is something to keep
an eye on. Play what's going on in the skies. You know,
what great day for this dinner plan this evening with my cousin Johnny the pilot.
The pilot, Yes, and it all ways devolves into an impromptu session
of ask a pilot. When I do anything with him, he's thrilled about
it. I've asked him if I'm whipping him, and he's like, it's
fine. I love it because he's always asking you about the MAVs. Yeah,
he loves the MAVs. No, he's in town for training like once
a year. So we always have our dinner and that's tonight, so I
can ask a pilot anything we need to ask a pilot. He's always had
to pile your lists. He's asking he's always asking you about how many endorsements
you have, Yeah, and others. Sounds like a lot, yeah,
but it's actually like two. Yeah, just a lot of them. It's
volume. It depends on that. But he might pick up something from Doctor
Gold and Jewelry and Addison while he's in town. He used to supply.
Anyway, this story, you guys may not care about, but there's a
tease. There's a reunion happening in the world of music. Okay. This
is a band that has formed as a part of a threesome at a super
Bowl. There they're one of the three headliners at a super Bowl halftime show
about twenty years ago, and they are getting back together to headline Coachella.
Any guesses, I don't know. Okay, Friday Night at Coachella. It's
Danny's two favorite artists, Lana del Rey and Peso Pluma Saturday Tyler the Creator
and Blur Sunday Doja Cat and no doubt. Oh he's getting back together.
Yeah, that's right. I read this yesterday. They're not haven't been together.
No, they haven't played with like eight years. Yeah, I mean
Gwynn fully sold out. I mean she married Blake Shelton. I mean she
went about as mainstream as you can go. But I think everyone gets tired
of Blake Shelton after a while, and understandably, I get all those skin
loves him for some reason. It's weird, seems like his it's his guy.
All these albums. No he doesn't, he does. He does not
have straight Sheldon albums. It's yeah, he does. I don't believe.
I don't believe you either. All the hits, old Red Austin Law.
It's kind of a gay Golden Girls beer. Yeah, seriously, I do
like Lana del Ray a lot. I mean she's very sleepy. Yeah,
I know, and I'm tired, and I am tired. World Health Organization
says number of adult tobacco users has dropped in recent years, but they are
missing a goal. They were trying by twenty twenty five to reduce tobacco by
thirty percent starting in twenty ten to a fifteen year plan, and they haven't
done that. But in twenty twenty two, one in five adults smokers or
vapors, down from two thousand when it was one in every three people.
So make a little progress right there. Yeah, but there are six countries
that using tobacco a lot more since twenty ten. Six countries. Yeah,
Philippines, Italy, No, Burma, No, Spain, No, Azerbijan,
Congongo, Congo, Egypt, Yeah, Indonesia, Jordan, Moldova and
Oman. You guys smoke like cities. Did we use this vaping count as
tobacco? No? What are you guys taking in with you? Vape heroin?
Typically liquid heroin. You can't do liquid heroin anymore anymore. It's not
the pipeline are in days? What do you guys vabe? Sometimes I see
you guys, vape. What are you vaping out there? What are you
putting that into the world. It's just strawberry flavored vitamins. It's like hookah.
What's the difference in hookah and vapin? It's Soroy Industries vitamin cigarettes.
You never heard about these? I haven't heard about this. Well really,
Yeah, I need some vitamin D in my life, according to my doctor.
Pick up where I at? Where can I get this fire D at
all? Your vitamin D not fire D wherever you get your favorite podcasts.
You can't get online. I can't get it at the convenience store bathroom vending
machine with the horny goat weed for seventy five cents. No, no,
it's not a joke product. It's real. Well, we're going to industry's
vegetable cigarettes, but we couldn't figure that out. Yeah, so it's vitamins
sick. You tried it and the vegetables came back out radiated. I remember
you talking about that and Mary Ann was looking for the carrots genius plan.
They just replaced the tobacco with vitamins with vitamins. Yeah, so now you're
addicted to great vitamins. I feel like that would make me strong and immune
to most diseases. Yeah, how do you think we've lived so long?
I think I'm gonna get on that buy a carton today. I will what
do you? What else? I don't know? Coming up next? Yeah,
birthdays I do because we can get to them. I'll push them back
to nine thirty. Give us one. Okay, Edgar Allan Poe, all
right, what's coming up next? Hey? Seriously, Edgar Allen Poe would
have been two fifteen today. Wow. Old Danny does a killer and you
I don't. And he does a funny dun tari. These guys gonna read
me poetry. Dan at the acean Obama, okay, because he's from Boston.
Ye know, he's born in Boston known as a Baltimore man. Right,
My Baltimore accent is a trash show. Yeah, it's terrible. We
need to do Danny does the accents one day and let callers guess what state
he's actually trying to do. It's really true state. Yeah, that's why
Baltimore is called the Ravens. Right. Mm, that's true because edg growling
pole and they picked out his eyes too. They Okay, coming up next,
we have two pairs Math tickets to give away. Yes, Doe Dirk
and Dwyane Waite still hate each other. We have audio. Maybe we'll show
you that or a play audio that Mike McCarthy commercial again. That's next on
ninety seven to one The Free