This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Okay, so
I looked up and Jordan Montgomery's trending on Twitter. You guys remember Jordan Montgomery,
right, Rangers picture, very hefty guy. I do actually kind of
wanted to do because now I go on, are with all fair ideas?
I kind of we were talking about storage containers the last segment. I would
like to get a storage container out here on the lawn. The listeners donate
one item into a Jordan Montgomery storage container and we can tell him this storage
container is yours if you just signed with the Rangers. Man, just like
the was it her toado? Yeah, that's pretty place, said free barbecue
for life. Yeah, so just trying to woo him. If the Rangers
are lacking in money because of the ballet deal, which John Blake had a
wild tweet the Rangers PR guy. You don't know if y'all saw that.
That was weird because a report got out about how much money that the Rangers
were losing or whatever, and he tweeted something almost like to clear things up,
as he basically said, cash, I need to find this. I
didn't know what we were going to do. This though, but he's basically
just saying like, no, that's not the amount of money that it was
being reported. It's the less so like it's almost like they're like getting ready
for we're about to get crushed by people saying that we're cheap. And is
Joran Montgomery a free agent? Totally right now? Totally free agent? And
the reason he's trending is because he has just met with the Red Sox and
the Angels are trying to get him, and the bidding is now happening because
there's five Scott Boris free agents available. One of them signed over the weekend,
so now there's for Scott. Like once one of them goes, they
all start going. Basically, they do business when Scott bors is ready to
start doing deals. And Jordan Montgomery, if he's meeting with the Red Sox
this morning, it's not good. That's why it's just kind of happening.
So we're trying to twist his arm. And we tried the barbecue and you're
thinking, if we add a bin with gummy nerd clusters over the top,
that might be enough to sway Jordan Montgomery to stay here. But just think
about an all day little thing we can hang out out there. Listers drive
by and just donate an item that they like. It could be a can
of beans, it could be some underwear from their childhood that has their name
on them. Don't we want him to actually come here though, ever,
Stay well, the thing is we want to run him off with beans and
briefs. Beans. We're just going to put it in the storage container and
let him come get it. Look, I didn't tell you it's a fully
fleshed out idea. Yeah, because I initially thought of a toy box,
the Jordan Montgomery toy Drive. It should just be funny to put things,
and there's stuff paired over here in the corner, throw it in the box.
I don't know, and then at the end of the day it'd be
kind of fun to go through, like look at what all these people.
There's how many cigarettes. There'd be so many cigarettes cigarettes, and be in
there for him a big half thing of cocaine, half big thing, half
thing, big block, half block, probably worth a thousand dollars block of
cocaine. That's that, I don't know. Uh. Twenty minutes away from
the audio from the bened Skin Show on Friday, We're gonna review this.
It's very insane. The guy who got into the altercation with Kevin Durant,
it's just nuts on the weirdest interviews ever, even though he wasn't acting weird,
he was being straight. But his answer deserves deliberation and we'll handle that
in twenty Right now, let's do this. Let's run to buy Advanced terr
Restoration. That's the home of the ADVAN. What's in your boat, Kevin
Kobe? Warm Today, high's in the low nineties. Tomorrow upper to mid
eighties, and we are threatening record highs from more than one hundred years ago.
It's early for nineties. Man. If DFW can hit ninety one or
higher today, it'll be the warmest February day since nineteen ninety six. Let's
go thirty twenty eight years. My models are showing ninety two at four pm
today. Yes, we're gonna get home. Yes, ninety two on feb
twenty six, get this affront moves in Tuesday night. We're looking at highs
in the fifties on Wednesday and Thursday, potentially meaning we're all gonna get sick.
Yeah, we're gonna be fine. Yeah, we're gonna be great.
We'll be great. Sorry, now fifty nine degrees right now. And I
told you guys, I wore shorts. I was. I wanted to say,
I thought one of y'all would wear shorts if I was placing a bet
on price. Pick crossed my mind very quick. But then I realized it's
fifty nine degrees, all right, that's pant weather. Yeah, I don't
know it's going to be this cold this late into the morning. It's sixty
now, it's going to be damn near eighty by the time we get home
from work. That's crazy. Get this a little further south. Our friends
in Cleeburn are expecting ninety six. They're saying hundreds. At the border man,
yeah a heat way February and yeah, this weather man has a big
board and there's a big drawing of the sun and it's as hot as he
sort of moves his open palm in his circle over. I missed the old
days when they actually had like magnets or whatever that's stuck on the actual board.
They had to move them around and stuff. Then we went green screens.
Yeah, look out out there, safe everybody. But next week they'll
look in at seventies. I mean, we're this is good. We're in
the springtime, we're two weeks away also from the time change. We'll lose
an hour sleep there, but oh really that's two weeks yep. And then
it's light until late and it's already remember like a couple of months ago that
it was like pitch black at like five thirty five forty five. I'm seeing
it like traces of daylight still up to almost seven o'clock now, yeah,
okay, so it'll be light until like eight thirty or something. It'll be
light till not probably the beginning. In the first few weeks of it,
it's like nine. No, it will grow to nine. Yeah, it
goes the other way by the by the summer, it'll it'll increase even more,
which is just weird. I wish we stayed on one cycle the entire
season or the entire time, but no, it'll it'll start getting like it'll
be pitch black dark with the sun's completely down by eight o'clock, seven forty
five something like that, and then in summer it'll be like nine thirty or
something. It'll be like super late, closer to nine. Yeah, which
makes it hard to go to bed. Yeah, it's not good for morning
to showtime, but it doesn't matter, No one cares. But that is
dark until later too in the morning. Yes, yeah, it'll be dark
later. Yeah, wow, like right now it'd be dark. Yeah,
pretty much funny how the world works, guys. It's good analysis. Danny.
What story number two, Well, it's it's just more of a quick
hit. It's not even a full story with Danny. Morning traffic. Big
accident. Pedestrian nailed today, never walking across and they were hit on I
thirty westbound. So I thirty westbound, huge backup at St. Francis at
Saint Francis. Ye, I'm moving into downtown Dallas, So the commute pretty
ugly down there on thirty if you're heading west into work. You know,
if that thing's still rocking, it is still rocking. Saw traffic map.
Yeah damned. It looks like they've got some lanes moving now, but it's
at least one lane moving through that there. But it was still pretty pretty
bad. It's a weird feeling when you get on the highway and you're kind
of the only person on it because my on ramp is just one exit west
of where this accident happened, and they had the entire Highway of I thirty
completely shut down. It's pretty bizarre. So they're letting people. By god,
there's so much red on this Yeah, is everything red? Traffic map
read today for show and then it gets that blood red, which I think
means it's stopped, stands still. Yeah, so one fourteen coming into town
blood red. Yeah, crash on tees sucks every day, every day,
not every day, but most days for sure. Is it common knowledge that
the large map of the metroplex, if you look at the highways, looks
like a giant shchlong. Yes, Okay, everyone knows that common Did you
guys realize that when your kids or something? And that's funny? Yeah,
whenever. It got funny when people just start were able to start drawing on
the map. So, I don't know what age that was, probably thousand
and nine, early Twitter. It does really look like that, aiming to
the left. I what's it called the perons Peron's disease pers disease. It's
really a disease condition. I think it's bad for some. And we're talking
about not we're talking about a left turn like or just a lean. Is
it like a bam and then bam like in the middle of it, and
it's form a consistent that's more of a dog leg and curvature, like a
ninety degree angle weener. Yeah, that's scary. Yeah, I really don't
know. It's probably more a natural curve. Okay, but that's not a
disease. That's fine. Yeah, that's just science. I really don't Yeah,
I don't think it's like a you're trying to cut the corner of the
dog leg. I think it's a sharp boom and then a ninety Fine,
I'll do it. I'll get up show a. I'll go google images.
What is it? Pepperoni's Pepperoni's Pepperoni disease, Peron's disease, There is pe
Why are you doing an image? The fine, I'll do an image there
it is chow us. He puts his hand over his pictures of dongs.
Uh, yeah, it's I think it's more significant turn than yeah, you're
thinking. I guess you're right, because it wouldn't be a problem if it
was just a little natural curve like you're saying. I'm not gonna make you
guys, look, but it's a pretty hard turn halfway up or so I
should issue a warning to the ladies out there, and I'm Kevin, and
that's Danny. That's Mike and Jja talking about Taylor Swift for a minute.
Fine now I feel I don't care. We'll report from this, will report
from the Sun. He has heard of The Sun that Taylor is reportedly keeping
Travis Kelcey in check during their young relationship by not allowing him to go to
strip clubs anymore. If you're in a relationship like that, you probably don't
need to be going to strip clubs anyway, right, strip clubs are clubs.
Strip clubs. Now, the magazine, actually the Sun actually was actually
kind of corroborating here. The magazine that actually first went with this was Life
and Style. You heard of Life and Style. I've never heard of it.
But this comes after the story is she saw a picture of him from
like earlier in the season, after when when they beat the Raiders in Vegas,
of him at a strip club. He's just there a T shirt on.
It's like, not a big deal, And that's what kind of started
this. But here we are now he was partying on Saturday with Mahomes after
he got back from Australia. Well, I saw the Pat Mahomes too.
The Patrick Mahomes we're going to Disneyland commercial yesterday, but the kids, I
thought it was going to disney World. Does it not matter what? Do
they say Disneyland, We're going to Disneyland, and they all said it it
once. It was disney World back in the day. But that's when disney
World was a newer I think. Yeah, in the eighties, right,
seventies and eighties whenever the campaigns tried. Amazing campaign by the way, yeah,
it still is. It still is same voice too. It sounds like
genius. And then you have the camera. There's a whole crew ready just
to get that and do they is it the MVP or is it the most
fair because I mean Mahomes did win, right, the MVP, but I
always felt it was the MVP. Yeah, I think it is the MVP
and they just have that one shot. So what are you going to do
after the Super Bowl? I'm going to disney World, right, But you
know they can't trap that and tell them before because you don't know who the
MVP is going to be, right, So you have a camera crew read
you wait for the MVP to get announced and then someone runs up. I
mean, are you like negotiating this campaign right now, like how do you
know? Like, I'm sorry, I don't want to My grandma died on
the thunder Mountain Railroad. I do not want any part of grandma. Like
how do you do that real quick? Like a massive campaign that I need
a live shot from you right now on the field. Might be a deal
with the NFL. Obviously it is with the NFL, and it's just mandated.
It's like, hey, by the way, just you know, as
an NFL player, there's things that you have to do. This is probably
one of those things that sales says you have to do and you're going to
get one hundred thousand dollars if you are the MVP. So whoever it is,
if this happens, it's probably just known before the game. They used
to be a live thing, you know, they would do it live,
I guess. Or yeah, they kind of repurpose it and turn it around
by the first or second commercial break. Yeah the game. Yeah, Well,
if you can't get it done with the MVP, you you just go
Like if Patrick Mahomes was like, I'm not doing that, Travis Kelcey,
Yeah, you just won the super Bowl, you know, instead of you
were the MVP of the game. But they had Brittany there and the kids
were in it. Yeah, well it doesn't matter. My question about Vegas,
I've never been to Vegas. Is Crazy Horse? Is that a strip
club? I think so, Yeah, because one time he was wearing a
Crazy Horse shirt on his podcast with his brother Jason. And this is what
these inside sources say. Travis is fine not going to strip clubs anymore,
and that is one of Taylor's hard rules. Taylor also doesn't want him posing
for photographs with female fans anymore. What look also hold on, hold on,
Yeah, this one too real. Quick friends claimed that Taylor has also
asked Travis to FaceTime her, not just text when they're apart. She didn't
overtally say it, but she secretly wants to see where he is and who
he's with because she's a good judge of character and fears that some of his
buddy these are red flags. You think his football guys are red flags.
You're dating the guy who likes to do fight for your right to party,
girl, you got into this. Yeah, you're right, You're right.
I do think this, though. I think this is probably less about her
having trust issues of infidelity and all that stuff when I'm sure that's probably in
the back of her mind. And you know, I don't know the guy,
but I probably would have the same. This is about her image,
yeah, you know, this is about him being attached to her. And
if they are a couple, couple like we're together. She was on the
field making out with him at the super Bowl. That is a huge image
message to send to her fans that they are a couple, they are singular,
monogamous whatever. She can't have that. Her image is way more important.
Her career is way more important than he will ever be. They both
he needs to know that. She needs to realize what she's getting into with
this guy as far as an image is concerned. And look, man,
this is the girl that is in Australia that is making a young cancer patient
survivor on the front row of her show feel like the most important human being
in the world. That's what she wants out there, not her goofy athlete
boyfriend at Big Boob Bangaroo four or whatever whatever he's doing. I think it
is very fair request. Don't go to strip clubs anymore, that's fine.
Absolutely, don't take pictures with female fans. That is weird. That's weird
and a ton Now, if it's quite that simple, if it's not quite
that simple, if it's at the club, well maybe there's a gray area
there. But I'm sorry. Everywhere I want always ate all that Banova pu
Travis. Everywhere he walks, women are coming up to him and wanted to
take a picture as our men. I mean, Jesus, that's part of
the game. What do you say? No, I don't, I can't.
I don't do photos with women. She doesn't want the leading to online
speculation or headlines of oh look who Travis was photographed with. It's a hot
chick. She don't want to deal with that. Well, she's saying no
photos with female fans. Now. If I'm Travis, though, I would
probably parlay that into then I'm just no photos with fans anymore. I don't
want to deal with that. And he's already had to move, you know.
It also says that she splashed out five hundred thousand dollars to help him
dress better. Really, I mean, dude, they both knew what they
were getting into with each other, and if they didn't, look, the
reality is setting in now. At first, it's an I like the ideal
of this of this other this other human came with her or her with him.
Now it's it's go time and you really get to And I don't think
it's her being controlling of him. It's her being controlling of her narrative,
Like you're right, Can you imagine the opportunities presented to him his whole life?
He's a good looking dude, star football player. I mean, that's
not surprising at all, but I bet they have multiplied by five since this,
as girls want to either be the one to have Taylor's man, or
steal Tailor's man or put that notch in the belt when you're talking about cred
and whatever. I mean, that's everywhere he goes. And as the old
yeah, the old saying goes, the man is only as faithful as his
options allow. And that dude's got as many options as you could ever imagine
right now, infinite and more way more than before. And it probably was
that bar was maxed out before his fools in Sri Lanka. This will end
in flames like sooner, right if support like this, this is the fissures
she because she's gonna realize, well, there's a lot here, and he
may just be like, no, she's gonna go off to She's got a
lot of work today. He's at tour dates and got her to Singapore and
do five nights and go somewhere else. But Travis did turn into like a
delicious pro tissue chicken into the Thanksgiving turkey now, so she's like, I'm
gonna give you a little money. We gotta dress up this Thanksgiving turkey.
You're gonna be with me. You can't make suspect fashion choices, you can't
go to strip clubs, and you can't take pictures with girls. Also,
where are you right now? Facetiming? Your friends are red flags? He
hangs out with football cavemen. Of course they're red flags. His slogan is
fight for your right to party, and he's done it twice. And even
the beastie boys are like, like embarrassed by that song. You're even more
embarrassed by him talk about that. So that's dangerous. The uh FaceTime me
right now? I mean that's a bad sign for trust and early ships.
Where she wanted so so young? Geez think they're sharing locations. Someone said
she's dating Frank the Tank. He's gonna get caught cheating and she'll make it,
and she'll make a breakup album that sells a billion copies. You're right,
can't we just fast forward to that? I want to do one more
as if she doesn't sell a billions or whatever already the album that comes out
telling singing the story of Travis Kelcey in the Super Bowl, like it's you
can just see it all. This started exactly the way you said it did,
Mike months ago, when you said she got tired of the dainty boy.
M hm, because she you know, Mattie Healy of the nineteen seventy
five was a friend of hers for a while, and then, yeah,
okay, maybe a little attracted, get tired of the dainty boy pretty quickly
wanted to just get absolutely pommeled Jesus by the bull. The bull, and
then you're gonna get tired of the bulls act, and then you'll just move
it on and then you don't write it. It's album fuel too, and
it just never stops. Yeah, she's getting tired of the fact that the
bull craps in a field. Yeah, eventually you get this stuff to the
bull. Someone says, just this weekend, my wife wanted a picture with
Mike Siroy and kra came up at anwhere and closed lined her get away.
She definitely did not do that. K A not exactly built like Terry Tait,
the office linebacker, but the clotheslining would be kind of funny to see
though. All right, that's enough here, love to this text. I
don't really watch sports at all, but I stumbled on your show and now
I do not miss any of them. I laugh so much with y'all.
Thanks for the laughs, Carmen. How about that new Garman just no idea?
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