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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one the freak. Okay, so

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I looked up and Jordan Montgomery's trending
on Twitter. You guys remember Jordan Montgomery,

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right, Rangers picture, very hefty
guy. I do actually kind of

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wanted to do because now I go
on, are with all fair ideas?

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I kind of we were talking about
storage containers the last segment. I would

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like to get a storage container out
here on the lawn. The listeners donate

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one item into a Jordan Montgomery storage
container and we can tell him this storage

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container is yours if you just signed
with the Rangers. Man, just like

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the was it her toado? Yeah, that's pretty place, said free barbecue

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for life. Yeah, so just
trying to woo him. If the Rangers

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are lacking in money because of the
ballet deal, which John Blake had a

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wild tweet the Rangers PR guy.
You don't know if y'all saw that.

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That was weird because a report got
out about how much money that the Rangers

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were losing or whatever, and he
tweeted something almost like to clear things up,

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as he basically said, cash,
I need to find this. I

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didn't know what we were going to
do. This though, but he's basically

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just saying like, no, that's
not the amount of money that it was

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being reported. It's the less so
like it's almost like they're like getting ready

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for we're about to get crushed by
people saying that we're cheap. And is

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Joran Montgomery a free agent? Totally
right now? Totally free agent? And

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the reason he's trending is because he
has just met with the Red Sox and

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the Angels are trying to get him, and the bidding is now happening because

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there's five Scott Boris free agents available. One of them signed over the weekend,

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so now there's for Scott. Like
once one of them goes, they

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all start going. Basically, they
do business when Scott bors is ready to

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start doing deals. And Jordan Montgomery, if he's meeting with the Red Sox

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this morning, it's not good.
That's why it's just kind of happening.

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So we're trying to twist his arm. And we tried the barbecue and you're

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thinking, if we add a bin
with gummy nerd clusters over the top,

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that might be enough to sway Jordan
Montgomery to stay here. But just think

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about an all day little thing we
can hang out out there. Listers drive

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by and just donate an item that
they like. It could be a can

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of beans, it could be some
underwear from their childhood that has their name

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on them. Don't we want him
to actually come here though, ever,

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Stay well, the thing is we
want to run him off with beans and

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briefs. Beans. We're just going
to put it in the storage container and

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let him come get it. Look, I didn't tell you it's a fully

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fleshed out idea. Yeah, because
I initially thought of a toy box,

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the Jordan Montgomery toy Drive. It
should just be funny to put things,

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and there's stuff paired over here in
the corner, throw it in the box.

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I don't know, and then at
the end of the day it'd be

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kind of fun to go through,
like look at what all these people.

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There's how many cigarettes. There'd be
so many cigarettes cigarettes, and be in

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there for him a big half thing
of cocaine, half big thing, half

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thing, big block, half block, probably worth a thousand dollars block of

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cocaine. That's that, I don't
know. Uh. Twenty minutes away from

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the audio from the bened Skin Show
on Friday, We're gonna review this.

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It's very insane. The guy who
got into the altercation with Kevin Durant,

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it's just nuts on the weirdest interviews
ever, even though he wasn't acting weird,

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he was being straight. But his
answer deserves deliberation and we'll handle that

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in twenty Right now, let's do
this. Let's run to buy Advanced terr

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Restoration. That's the home of the
ADVAN. What's in your boat, Kevin

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Kobe? Warm Today, high's in
the low nineties. Tomorrow upper to mid

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eighties, and we are threatening record
highs from more than one hundred years ago.

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It's early for nineties. Man.
If DFW can hit ninety one or

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higher today, it'll be the warmest
February day since nineteen ninety six. Let's

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go thirty twenty eight years. My
models are showing ninety two at four pm

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today. Yes, we're gonna get
home. Yes, ninety two on feb

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twenty six, get this affront moves
in Tuesday night. We're looking at highs

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in the fifties on Wednesday and Thursday, potentially meaning we're all gonna get sick.

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Yeah, we're gonna be fine.
Yeah, we're gonna be great.

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We'll be great. Sorry, now
fifty nine degrees right now. And I

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told you guys, I wore shorts. I was. I wanted to say,

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I thought one of y'all would wear
shorts if I was placing a bet

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on price. Pick crossed my mind
very quick. But then I realized it's

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fifty nine degrees, all right,
that's pant weather. Yeah, I don't

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know it's going to be this cold
this late into the morning. It's sixty

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now, it's going to be damn
near eighty by the time we get home

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from work. That's crazy. Get
this a little further south. Our friends

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in Cleeburn are expecting ninety six.
They're saying hundreds. At the border man,

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yeah a heat way February and yeah, this weather man has a big

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board and there's a big drawing of
the sun and it's as hot as he

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sort of moves his open palm in
his circle over. I missed the old

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days when they actually had like magnets
or whatever that's stuck on the actual board.

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They had to move them around and
stuff. Then we went green screens.

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Yeah, look out out there,
safe everybody. But next week they'll

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look in at seventies. I mean, we're this is good. We're in

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the springtime, we're two weeks away
also from the time change. We'll lose

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an hour sleep there, but oh
really that's two weeks yep. And then

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it's light until late and it's already
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it was like pitch black at like
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it like traces of daylight still up
to almost seven o'clock now, yeah,

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okay, so it'll be light until
like eight thirty or something. It'll be

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light till not probably the beginning.
In the first few weeks of it,

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it's like nine. No, it
will grow to nine. Yeah, it

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goes the other way by the by
the summer, it'll it'll increase even more,

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which is just weird. I wish
we stayed on one cycle the entire

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season or the entire time, but
no, it'll it'll start getting like it'll

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be pitch black dark with the sun's
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five something like that, and then
in summer it'll be like nine thirty or

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something. It'll be like super late, closer to nine. Yeah, which

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makes it hard to go to bed. Yeah, it's not good for morning

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to showtime, but it doesn't matter, No one cares. But that is

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dark until later too in the morning. Yes, yeah, it'll be dark

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later. Yeah, wow, like
right now it'd be dark. Yeah,

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pretty much funny how the world works, guys. It's good analysis. Danny.

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What story number two, Well,
it's it's just more of a quick

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hit. It's not even a full
story with Danny. Morning traffic. Big

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accident. Pedestrian nailed today, never
walking across and they were hit on I

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thirty westbound. So I thirty westbound, huge backup at St. Francis at

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Saint Francis. Ye, I'm moving
into downtown Dallas, So the commute pretty

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ugly down there on thirty if you're
heading west into work. You know,

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if that thing's still rocking, it
is still rocking. Saw traffic map.

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Yeah damned. It looks like they've
got some lanes moving now, but it's

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at least one lane moving through that
there. But it was still pretty pretty

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bad. It's a weird feeling when
you get on the highway and you're kind

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of the only person on it because
my on ramp is just one exit west

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of where this accident happened, and
they had the entire Highway of I thirty

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completely shut down. It's pretty bizarre. So they're letting people. By god,

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there's so much red on this Yeah, is everything red? Traffic map

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read today for show and then it
gets that blood red, which I think

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means it's stopped, stands still.
Yeah, so one fourteen coming into town

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blood red. Yeah, crash on
tees sucks every day, every day,

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not every day, but most days
for sure. Is it common knowledge that

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the large map of the metroplex,
if you look at the highways, looks

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like a giant shchlong. Yes,
Okay, everyone knows that common Did you

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guys realize that when your kids or
something? And that's funny? Yeah,

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whenever. It got funny when people
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the map. So, I don't
know what age that was, probably thousand

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and nine, early Twitter. It
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the left. I what's it called
the perons Peron's disease pers disease. It's

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really a disease condition. I think
it's bad for some. And we're talking

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about not we're talking about a left
turn like or just a lean. Is

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it like a bam and then bam
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it's form a consistent that's more of
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ninety degree angle weener. Yeah,
that's scary. Yeah, I really don't

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know. It's probably more a natural
curve. Okay, but that's not a

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disease. That's fine. Yeah,
that's just science. I really don't Yeah,

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I don't think it's like a you're
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dog leg. I think it's a
sharp boom and then a ninety Fine,

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I'll do it. I'll get up
show a. I'll go google images.

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What is it? Pepperoni's Pepperoni's Pepperoni
disease, Peron's disease, There is pe

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Why are you doing an image?
The fine, I'll do an image there

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it is chow us. He puts
his hand over his pictures of dongs.

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Uh, yeah, it's I think
it's more significant turn than yeah, you're

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thinking. I guess you're right,
because it wouldn't be a problem if it

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was just a little natural curve like
you're saying. I'm not gonna make you

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guys, look, but it's a
pretty hard turn halfway up or so I

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should issue a warning to the ladies
out there, and I'm Kevin, and

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that's Danny. That's Mike and Jja
talking about Taylor Swift for a minute.

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Fine now I feel I don't care. We'll report from this, will report

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from the Sun. He has heard
of The Sun that Taylor is reportedly keeping

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Travis Kelcey in check during their young
relationship by not allowing him to go to

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strip clubs anymore. If you're in
a relationship like that, you probably don't

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need to be going to strip clubs
anyway, right, strip clubs are clubs.

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Strip clubs. Now, the magazine, actually the Sun actually was actually

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kind of corroborating here. The magazine
that actually first went with this was Life

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and Style. You heard of Life
and Style. I've never heard of it.

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But this comes after the story is
she saw a picture of him from

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like earlier in the season, after
when when they beat the Raiders in Vegas,

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of him at a strip club.
He's just there a T shirt on.

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It's like, not a big deal, And that's what kind of started

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this. But here we are now
he was partying on Saturday with Mahomes after

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he got back from Australia. Well, I saw the Pat Mahomes too.

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The Patrick Mahomes we're going to Disneyland
commercial yesterday, but the kids, I

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thought it was going to disney World. Does it not matter what? Do

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they say Disneyland, We're going to
Disneyland, and they all said it it

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once. It was disney World back
in the day. But that's when disney

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World was a newer I think.
Yeah, in the eighties, right,

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seventies and eighties whenever the campaigns tried. Amazing campaign by the way, yeah,

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it still is. It still is
same voice too. It sounds like

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genius. And then you have the
camera. There's a whole crew ready just

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to get that and do they is
it the MVP or is it the most

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fair because I mean Mahomes did win, right, the MVP, but I

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always felt it was the MVP.
Yeah, I think it is the MVP

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and they just have that one shot. So what are you going to do

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after the Super Bowl? I'm going
to disney World, right, But you

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know they can't trap that and tell
them before because you don't know who the

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MVP is going to be, right, So you have a camera crew read

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you wait for the MVP to get
announced and then someone runs up. I

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mean, are you like negotiating this
campaign right now, like how do you

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know? Like, I'm sorry,
I don't want to My grandma died on

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the thunder Mountain Railroad. I do
not want any part of grandma. Like

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how do you do that real quick? Like a massive campaign that I need

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a live shot from you right now
on the field. Might be a deal

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with the NFL. Obviously it is
with the NFL, and it's just mandated.

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It's like, hey, by the
way, just you know, as

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an NFL player, there's things that
you have to do. This is probably

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one of those things that sales says
you have to do and you're going to

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get one hundred thousand dollars if you
are the MVP. So whoever it is,

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if this happens, it's probably just
known before the game. They used

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to be a live thing, you
know, they would do it live,

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I guess. Or yeah, they
kind of repurpose it and turn it around

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by the first or second commercial break. Yeah the game. Yeah, Well,

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if you can't get it done with
the MVP, you you just go

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Like if Patrick Mahomes was like,
I'm not doing that, Travis Kelcey,

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Yeah, you just won the super
Bowl, you know, instead of you

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were the MVP of the game.
But they had Brittany there and the kids

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were in it. Yeah, well
it doesn't matter. My question about Vegas,

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I've never been to Vegas. Is
Crazy Horse? Is that a strip

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club? I think so, Yeah, because one time he was wearing a

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Crazy Horse shirt on his podcast with
his brother Jason. And this is what

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these inside sources say. Travis is
fine not going to strip clubs anymore,

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and that is one of Taylor's hard
rules. Taylor also doesn't want him posing

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for photographs with female fans anymore.
What look also hold on, hold on,

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Yeah, this one too real.
Quick friends claimed that Taylor has also

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asked Travis to FaceTime her, not
just text when they're apart. She didn't

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overtally say it, but she secretly
wants to see where he is and who

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he's with because she's a good judge
of character and fears that some of his

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buddy these are red flags. You
think his football guys are red flags.

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You're dating the guy who likes to
do fight for your right to party,

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girl, you got into this.
Yeah, you're right, You're right.

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I do think this, though.
I think this is probably less about her

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having trust issues of infidelity and all
that stuff when I'm sure that's probably in

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the back of her mind. And
you know, I don't know the guy,

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but I probably would have the same. This is about her image,

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yeah, you know, this is
about him being attached to her. And

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if they are a couple, couple
like we're together. She was on the

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field making out with him at the
super Bowl. That is a huge image

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message to send to her fans that
they are a couple, they are singular,

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monogamous whatever. She can't have that. Her image is way more important.

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Her career is way more important than
he will ever be. They both

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he needs to know that. She
needs to realize what she's getting into with

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this guy as far as an image
is concerned. And look, man,

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this is the girl that is in
Australia that is making a young cancer patient

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survivor on the front row of her
show feel like the most important human being

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in the world. That's what she
wants out there, not her goofy athlete

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boyfriend at Big Boob Bangaroo four or
whatever whatever he's doing. I think it

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is very fair request. Don't go
to strip clubs anymore, that's fine.

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Absolutely, don't take pictures with female
fans. That is weird. That's weird

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and a ton Now, if it's
quite that simple, if it's not quite

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that simple, if it's at the
club, well maybe there's a gray area

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there. But I'm sorry. Everywhere
I want always ate all that Banova pu

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Travis. Everywhere he walks, women
are coming up to him and wanted to

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take a picture as our men.
I mean, Jesus, that's part of

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the game. What do you say? No, I don't, I can't.

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I don't do photos with women.
She doesn't want the leading to online

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speculation or headlines of oh look who
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chick. She don't want to deal
with that. Well, she's saying no

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photos with female fans. Now.
If I'm Travis, though, I would

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probably parlay that into then I'm just
no photos with fans anymore. I don't

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want to deal with that. And
he's already had to move, you know.

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It also says that she splashed out
five hundred thousand dollars to help him

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dress better. Really, I mean, dude, they both knew what they

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were getting into with each other,
and if they didn't, look, the

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reality is setting in now. At
first, it's an I like the ideal

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of this of this other this other
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Now it's it's go time and you
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it's her being controlling of him.
It's her being controlling of her narrative,

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Like you're right, Can you imagine
the opportunities presented to him his whole life?

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He's a good looking dude, star
football player. I mean, that's

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not surprising at all, but I
bet they have multiplied by five since this,

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as girls want to either be the
one to have Taylor's man, or

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steal Tailor's man or put that notch
in the belt when you're talking about cred

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and whatever. I mean, that's
everywhere he goes. And as the old

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yeah, the old saying goes,
the man is only as faithful as his

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options allow. And that dude's got
as many options as you could ever imagine

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right now, infinite and more way
more than before. And it probably was

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that bar was maxed out before his
fools in Sri Lanka. This will end

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in flames like sooner, right if
support like this, this is the fissures

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she because she's gonna realize, well, there's a lot here, and he

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may just be like, no,
she's gonna go off to She's got a

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lot of work today. He's at
tour dates and got her to Singapore and

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do five nights and go somewhere else. But Travis did turn into like a

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delicious pro tissue chicken into the Thanksgiving
turkey now, so she's like, I'm

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gonna give you a little money.
We gotta dress up this Thanksgiving turkey.

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You're gonna be with me. You
can't make suspect fashion choices, you can't

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go to strip clubs, and you
can't take pictures with girls. Also,

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where are you right now? Facetiming? Your friends are red flags? He

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hangs out with football cavemen. Of
course they're red flags. His slogan is

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fight for your right to party,
and he's done it twice. And even

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the beastie boys are like, like
embarrassed by that song. You're even more

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embarrassed by him talk about that.
So that's dangerous. The uh FaceTime me

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right now? I mean that's a
bad sign for trust and early ships.

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Where she wanted so so young?
Geez think they're sharing locations. Someone said

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she's dating Frank the Tank. He's
gonna get caught cheating and she'll make it,

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and she'll make a breakup album that
sells a billion copies. You're right,

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can't we just fast forward to that? I want to do one more

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as if she doesn't sell a billions
or whatever already the album that comes out

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telling singing the story of Travis Kelcey
in the Super Bowl, like it's you

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can just see it all. This
started exactly the way you said it did,

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Mike months ago, when you said
she got tired of the dainty boy.

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M hm, because she you know, Mattie Healy of the nineteen seventy

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five was a friend of hers for
a while, and then, yeah,

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okay, maybe a little attracted,
get tired of the dainty boy pretty quickly

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wanted to just get absolutely pommeled Jesus
by the bull. The bull, and

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then you're gonna get tired of the
bulls act, and then you'll just move

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it on and then you don't write
it. It's album fuel too, and

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it just never stops. Yeah,
she's getting tired of the fact that the

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bull craps in a field. Yeah, eventually you get this stuff to the

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bull. Someone says, just this
weekend, my wife wanted a picture with

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Mike Siroy and kra came up at
anwhere and closed lined her get away.

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She definitely did not do that.
K A not exactly built like Terry Tait,

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the office linebacker, but the clotheslining
would be kind of funny to see

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though. All right, that's enough
here, love to this text. I

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don't really watch sports at all,
but I stumbled on your show and now

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I do not miss any of them. I laugh so much with y'all.

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Thanks for the laughs, Carmen.
How about that new Garman just no idea?

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Well, we had edgy board.
SNL Over the Weekend got a couple

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of clips from the monologue of comedian
Shane Gillis and one of the most anticipated

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and controversial SNL episode of all time. Plus the guy who got into it

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with Kevin Durant was on Bending Skin
on Friday, and we need to hear

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what he said because it's weird.
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