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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to The Padula Show. Yes, The

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Padula Show on Rumble, Instagram,
YouTube, and Roku and x. Absolutely

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we are consumable nonsense Wow. Eleven
years, three hundred episodes, gets Parody's

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podcast podcom. Just check us out. If you see something you like,

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please share your favorite link. We
can Mickey Gagle, smile, laugh,

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shake your head. We're doing what
we gotta do. Oh, we're doing

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what we gotta do. Unlike those
people that do weather. Yeah, pretty

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mad because I'm watching the weather.
Sue this guy. He says, Hey,

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you know, when you go outside
today, we're looking at about twenty

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degrees, but it feels like eight. Hey it is eight, then it's

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eight. That's it. Don't get
it. Please help me. Guess who

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doesn't need help. PS three Changing
way you watched TV. That's right,

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The way you watched EV sports,
entertainment, culture, advice, movies,

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just any type of review you want
the story. Change the way you watched

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TV on rokup. That's right on
rokup. Ah Man, crazy crazy crazy.

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My girlfriend, you know, in
celebration of eleven years, she got

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me. She said, some expensive
French water camp lejun I haven't tasted yet.

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She did say it was killer.
That's what she told me. I

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don't know how true that is.
Okay, another thring, you think that

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the thring? Another thing that happened, Oh, another thing was I was

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held up the other day. It
was insane. You see the way things

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are out there. It's crazy out
there. That's why I like to trying

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to make people laugh. This old
man he played one he played. Now,

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this old man helped me up.
Yes, I mean, oh very

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frol. I didn't know what the
heck was going on, but it was

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great. And I said to the
guy, hey, I'm getting tired.

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He goes, you could put one
arm down. So that's how things have

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changed. What the hell am I
talking about? I know what I'm talking

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about. You want great musicians,
you got Pamela Parker Rocks, great sign

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Instagram YouTube, just like promo shorts
with my friend Mike on Instagram, just

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like Absolute Zero Punk on Instagram.
And also season eight we're waiting for it

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Gold World Order. Yeah, it's
a little bit vulgar times, but it's

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crazy. It's saying it's different.
Just like all these things I mentioned to

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you, they're all different. Have
an open mind. Okay, that's all

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I could tell you. You know
what I said, I could tell you

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my girlfriend, she's looking at my
face, she's touching my face. She

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she gotta do me a favor.
She says, you know, can you

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just extend the beard, make it
longer, thicker like it was. I

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just said, honey, must we
do everything together? Hey, speak of

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it together? My brother and I, my brother Dave, my brother Michael,

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and we are together. In fact, you go to Republic, Ohio.

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You go, Hey, I need
some zinnobons. Well, my brother

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and Michael makes them from scratch.
Hey, I need some pepperoni rules for

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an event in a high school at
a college. Get in touch with my

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brother and Michael in Republic, Ohio. Padula pie aunt instag Graham. That's

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right. And if you want some
work comedy, checkout Michael ol Michelle on

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Divorce Diaries. And then Vinnie,
Hey, Vinnie from Philly. There's a

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lot of different characters. I love
Vinnie. Very entertaining, Yes, very

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entertaining. Man. You know,
I told you my girlfriend drives me crazy.

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I had to tell her. I
said, honey, I'm seeing a

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psychiatrist. She told me, I'm
seeing a psychiatrist, a plumber, a

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chef, an electrician, and three
NFL football players who knew who knew?

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Oh my gosh, so yeah,
ladies and gentlemen. Thank you eleven years

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over two thousand subscriptions. I try
to keep it clean silly. If you

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have any If you want to co
host the show, let me know.

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If you want me to do some
promos for you, let me know.

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I'm more than happy to do it. Also, my man has been with

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me all along the way on Volante
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If you're going in western Pennsylvania by
Westminster College, you need something to

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drink a little smoke, Oh,
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Anyway, some crazy things still happening
to me this morning because my girlfriend she

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drives me nuts crazy, and I
happen to mix up preparation h with my

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toothpaste. Okay, so my moth
was all sticky, but my ass was

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minty fresh. Hey, thank you
for watching the eleven years of Padula show.

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We are consumable nonsense. I told
you. When you wake up in

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the morning, just say thank you
for another day. Live life, love

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life, and jore your families and
friends, but make sure, please make

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sure you laugh