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Hey, look he's a little dead
mean. Alrighty, alrighty, alrighty,

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alrighty. Welcome, welcome, welcome, We're gonna start tank podcasts. Sweeny's

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dying. Yeah, we just found
out. We just found out before the

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show. Very lame in my opinion, that he's dying. But I mean,

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you know, it is what it
is. I can tell if you're

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watching the video. Time is for
Pussys. Yes, Kis has Yeah,

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it's true. Kings has gray hair, which means he's obviously on his way

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out. He's got one foot in
the grave. I've also had grad since

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I was seventeen, so I mean
that's seventeen. I don't believe it.

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I feel like I have a lot
of I have a lot of footage saved

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up of you. I have like
terrbiites of footage saved up with you.

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Dude, if you look, if
you actually picked into any of the footage,

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I have a gray hair throughout all
of it, Dude, I have

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has a progressively gotten grace since then. You can argue that's all you want.

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It's all you want. My people
that know me when you're coming here

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right now says I've had gray hair
since she's known me. I don't know,

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bro, since my whole life.
D I think about twenty thirteen.

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I've been stocking up footage on you
and i've never well, first of all,

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I met you in twenty fifteen,
so a huge problem. I met

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your twenty sixteen actually took problem seventeen
or something, but the huge problem already.

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But I still have footage of you
from all the way back then,

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nonetheless, And don't ask me how
I got it, but I have it,

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and I did not. I've examined
you closely. I've examined you in

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the shower while you were wearing sneakers
and did not see any grays. I'm

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so afraid. I'm so afraid I
were speakers of this shower. That's such

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a sad person. Man. Yeah, you definitely you definitely have more gray

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hair than you used to, like
a dead what I'm saying, yes,

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feels like it because you know I
know that. I know that. I

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know that because I've edited you in
high definition and I and I and I

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noticed that it's the first. It
might not be that much more, but

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it's more. It's you know,
Kingston, you're telling me it might be

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more. Apparently it might be more
apparent at this moment. That's what you're

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probably saying, may more apparent at
this moment, because there's I have not

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had more gray hair for years,
because I know because every time I get

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my hair cut and it grows back, I literally check and it's gray.

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Here in the same like eight or
nine places, kings gray hair on the

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sides. I have no gray hair
on my face. I'm always telling gray

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hair like right here, like right
on the top of my head. I've

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always had it. No but no, but Kingsid, you're telling me that

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you don't have at least one more
singular gray hair that you used to your

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very well likely may you know you're
using you're using the very literal definition of

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this now, I very likely may
have one gray hair on my definition I've

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used. I'm using language as it's
intended to be used. There's no like

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literally, yes, she's in the
most literal sense now, So yes,

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where we con see the conversation,
it's gonna be a literal conversation from this

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moment on. We're not gonna switch
back to the hypotheticals, which you tend

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to do in conversationally. I may
have one or two more gray hairs in

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the last several years of having gray
hairs. It's not may you simply must

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because that's how time some people.
Some people just gray and they stop because

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I had a lot because I grade
up when I was like, when I

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worked at Duncan is when I really
noticed I was getting gray hair. I

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was like nineteen years old. That's
when I really stopperly noticed. And then

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I told my grandma and she was
like, King said, you had gray

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hair since you were like seventeen.
And I was like, huh. She

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was like, hey, you've had
grey hair for a while. Dude.

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Yeah, but Kings, you just
said objectively not true. You just said

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something that's objectively not true. People
don't just stop, Greg, That's just

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not true. People don't that's not
Yes, that literally Chris, Yes,

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you great. Yeah, but I
have not grayed very much in these last

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like twelve years of me having gray
hair. I'm not saying. I'm not

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saying, but you've graded more.
I guess it's not noticeably more. Somebody

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who's edited high definition footage of you
for many, many years, Chris,

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I can tell you my girlfriend who
has been close up on me for years

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of our relationship hasn't. I said
that my hair has been like this for

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pretty much and obviously, yes,
the strands have probably graded more down to

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the route. Yes, technically you're
right. Maybe one or two have appeared

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on my back, arms, legs
or somewhere else, but my hair has

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not noticeably gotten gray hair. This
is the first time you guys are bringing

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up I think, But I don't
know why you're being so defensive about it.

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That's what's so confusing. On the
podcast, I've mentioned my hair is

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gray many times. I mentioned my
hair. Is the fact that I have

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gray hair. I've had it for
years. I don't remember any I mean,

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look, I'm not saying that you
don't have just why I even asked

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That's what I was saying, is
there is there lit in your hair is

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gray? Because it seems way more
noticeable now. And what I would say

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is, I mean, when I'm
more stressed, I there's more gray.

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I have three grays right now,
one on each side and then one right

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here, and like it's it's so
you have to be in physically in my

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presence to notice it. And I'm
always wearing a hat, so you probably

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would never see the side one.
But I only really notice them popping out.

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Is when I'm like extra stressed,
where it's more of a stress thing

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for me than it just being like
genetic. And I'm wondering since I'm noticing

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it more on you, and so
is Chris. Obviously, that's why this

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whole thing's happening. Is there more
stress in your life? Is the question.

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I mean, I've gained more responsibility
to might evers, I've gotten older,

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so yes. But when I first
got my grades, I was kind

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of just like, I don't I'm
trying to smoke weed and fucked girls.

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Like it wasn't really a lot of
stress that I just got grays. Well,

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I'm worrying about smoking weed. Where
you're gonna get your weed and where

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and how you're gonna get the girls? Was that stressing you out? Imagine?

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I'm not really like, man,
where am I going to get my

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weed? Where am I gonna get
my weed? Oh? Man? This

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is like, so you have a
full breakdown in the middle of my dunkin

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Donuts I'm working. I have a
breakdown about getting pussy, and everybody's like,

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you'll calm down, You'll get pussy, calm down. I don't have

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I don't have gray on my head
at all, I have I have,

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I have gray. I have one
gray on my on my beard. But

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that's it that i've that I've found. And that's like coming gone randomly.

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You used to come here all the
time and it stopped, and now I

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have one in the middle. But
you can't see it. It's too it's

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too like blended in. You know, I have to it doesn't face.

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I don't. I don't fully understand
the science of that. I do understand

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how gray hair can just be there
and then just decide to not be gray

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anymore. That's that's I will say. It was weird. So I used

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to have alopecia when I was in
elementary school, and when the hair would

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be trying to, yeah, whether
it would be trying to grow back,

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it was weird because it would be
like a yeah, thanks guys. It

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would be like a like a peach
fuzzy thing. But then and then it

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would also look kind of gray,
so it was weird. Like say,

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when you're an old man, you
get kind of grayish hair that's mixed in

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with your darker hair, and the
same thing happens when you're first getting hair

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too, right, but a lot
of that process happens while you're in the

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the womb, I guess. So
it was weird seeing that on my fucking

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on the back of my head and
uh yeah, shout out to uh what

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was that bitch name? Uh Jada
Jada Smith? Right? I would kick

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it for sure, I think I
think, yeah you would. I would

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kick it like I wouldn't. Look. Adult should be pushed if they have

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alopecia, but like kids, I
wouldn't touch Adults should be pushed if they

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have alopecia, just shoving adults.
Don't you agree that Jada Pikett Smith should

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be should be pushed? Didn't the
time of person. I think Will deserves

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one free punch on her. I
more than agree with that. That is

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free punch on the judge. Should
like that should be court mandated that she

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should get at least one good uppercut
to the job. If Will wants to

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Will gets one free punch. That's
the way what it is. If Will

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would like to puncher one time,
we should be able to do it.

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That'd be sick. I feel like
he won't. I feel like he's not

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that kind of guy. He wouldn't
do it. The kind of guy dude,

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have you heard he's he's the most
is he the most cu like famous

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person? And in the way that
she wrote memoirs shitting on him. She's

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done so many things, red table
talks, just diar ring all over this

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guy. And he's still no no
defense, no push, He's like,

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yeah, just yeah, she's great. You know, her pussy is amazing

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and I love her because his wife
that's why have his children, and I

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think that's why he's like trying to
not be rude. But at the same

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time, it's like, damn,
well, you like a fine line though

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between like, like, you,
bro, I don't think, I don't

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I just don't think. I just
don't think you should ever engage in just

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respecting your child from your children's mother, you should never engage in. But

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at the same time, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be getting shouldn't be getting

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treated the way he's getting treated.
But at the same time, you wouldn't

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stop if he actually stood up for
himself, don't you think you would?

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You think usually bully stop when you
stand up to them. You know,

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like she's being a bully, and
like if you just slap her a little

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bit, you know, you just
slap her a few times. I think

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you'll probably stop just a little bit, starts growing hair again, you know

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what I mean, Like maybe she
needs a little bit of that. That

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fucking crazy just awakens the hair follicles
because it's such a tense slap, you

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know how, you know how you
know insane that is, because that's just

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can't happen, that cannot happen.
But it can beat up a bald old

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man. He'll have dreads possible with
will Smith, anything possible, man like

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he he he took all of it
because it's true. It's isn't it so

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obvious that him being mad at Jada, he took it out on Chris Rock,

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Like I think that's so obvious.
I think it was a parent to

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everybody, like he knows, he's
like he loves it. He wished he

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could turn the rage on her.
But I think she would actually murder him,

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like like literally, I think she
has the ability of the capacity to

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you know, slip something in his
drink while you sleeping or you know what

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I mean. Well, like you
know how like some people have like a

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glass of water next to themselves while
they're sleeping or whatever. And then she

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would just put some like I don't
know, alopecia follicles in there or whatever

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the fuck that is, and somehow
drinks in his his the insides are stripped

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away, because I think that's all
it works, Like say, whatever it

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touches, it just it strips away
anything. And so the alopechie on the

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head strips away the hair, and
if you put alip pisia in the stomach,

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it will strip away all the lining
and then acid will eat away all

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his organs. I can't believe I've
heard you say that. That's crazy.

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That's crazy. Like I'm listening to
you because I think it's important to hear

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people speak, but like, damn, that's crazy. You know. I

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feel like I can confidently tell this
to a lot of people and they be

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like, yeah, that makes sense, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

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crazy. Yeah. Everyone that believes
you got you gotta shoot them right afterwards.

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You can't let you gotta like I
get it, Yeah, you shot

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them in the gut, dude.
That's what I thought about. I watched

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the Alex The Truth Versus Alex Jones
at HBO documentary, and that is exactly

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how I feel about the people that
Alex Jones convinced, like it's so the

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the the when you when it's like
packaged to you, and really you're so

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fucking baffled, and how you don't
even have to try to convince people.

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You don't have to do anything.
The kids are nothing happened, And I'm

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like, but literally all the evidence
of it happening is there. They the

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kids are fake as such a wild
like that is so crazy if you were

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if you really take that statement and
boil it down to like what he's saying,

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it is truly insane that because it's
people, because people understand the people

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can't coordinate. People are I think
people vastly overestimate, like the the cooperative

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abilities of human beings when engaged in
conspiracy theories, Like I really think we

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overestimate like our ability to get away
with something, and like craft are really

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meaningful and important and and consistent narrative. So the idea that they were like,

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all right, we're gonna pay like
what hundreds of parent to pretend to

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have had kids, and then like
how how much Okay, let's let's entertain

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this for a second. How much
money would you accept to go along with

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something like that for the rest of
your life. You have to do this.

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I could not do the rest of
your life. You have to do

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this, by the way, I
could not until you die. There's see

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the problem is See that's the thing
right there. No amount of money is

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worth me having to pretend to live
a regular life, like in the way

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that if these people are actors,
if they're all actors. And I feel

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so bad for one of the parents
because he just had he what ruined his

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life was letting out a nervous laughter
before he did a press conference the day

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after. He wanted to talk about
the event and his daughter. He was

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like, I want to talk about
this, and this will be a way

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for all the fucking vultures that keep
harassing him at at his house trying to

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call him, trying to get interviews. He's like, gonna put his press

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conference out and then I'm gonna be
done with this shit. And right before

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he went out, he let out
a nervous laughter and then he started doing

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the thing. And that was the
smoking gun proof that he was a fake

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actor that he learned let out and
nervous. I was like, gee,

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dude, the amount of nervous that
this is the most normals my heart that

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breaks my literally hunted him for over
a decade, and he's like, Bro,

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people come up to me, I
was in a random city across the

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state, and people like you should
be fucking ashamed of yourself. I'm like,

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holy fuck that crazy. That's so
weird though, because it implies that

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the people who like really it implies
that the people who are angry at him

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just don't understand how laughter works.
It's not that I feel like giving them

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that much is too much. I
feel like this man, these people like

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no one lies about like that really
often. You know, like like there

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was that one family that killed their
daughter and they lied about it. I

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forgot their names. They were in
South Park, I forgot. But the

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was a balloon There was a balloon
boy people too who had like so stupid

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yeah, yeah, yeah it does. It doesn't. And the idea that

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you would you would get that many
people in the same vicinity to go along

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with the exact same story, it's
just it's just so insane, like yeah

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yeah they did. Yeah, It's
just so silly. It's just like,

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why would you even it's and also
I think it's like people have like this

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really miscalculated idea of how of how
difficult it would be to do something like

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that, Like that's the whole thing
with nine to eleven, right, I

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was like, oh, it's like, well, how could it must be

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like it must be the government,
because like how how could how could anybody?

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It must be so difficult to hijack
a plane, And it's like it's

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not really not at that point,
not at that time. Yeah, it's

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very fucking easy. It is some
people for me at any well, that

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though plenty actually like it's well,
like a lot of planes are hijacked before

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nine to eleven. This is nothing
that I don't know, Like I guess,

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like, yeah, with that,
I guess I meant with that specific

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mission, you have my missions of
mine to hijack the plane and fly somewhere

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specifically other than just being schizo's doing
crazy ship. But you know, yeah,

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people can't. People usually oh god, you would be made charge.

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The motherfucker try to eat them,
you god, damn it, damn it,

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damn it. Window the day the
day of the day of your sitting

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in your chair, you like you
look at the window, you see that,

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you see that, you see the
sky on New York getting like really

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really close, and you're like oh, damn it, it's nine to eleven.

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Damn it, some weird singularity happens
and it's like, wait, did

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you just break the timeline? Plans
used to be all the time. Plans

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used to be hijacked all the time. And what it would what would happen

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is like they would it would usually
be like you take me to fucking Cuba

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or something, or like take me
to fucking Peru or like. It would

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be like it would be like a
redirect is what it would be. And

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then they would just redirect, and
then they would be like and it would

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be like, oh well if you
and they would be like, if you

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don't redirect, the plane will kill
one person in the in the cabin every

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however so often. So now if
that happens, by the way, if

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you're playing somehow miraculous, it gets
hijacked because now every plane is kind of

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built specifically with protocols in mind to
keep this from happening. Ever again,

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which is why I think the security
thing is fucking annoying. It's like,

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let me go through security without taking
all my shit off, Like it's just

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fucking annoying. The planes are already
like perfect except for boeings which are falling

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apart out of the sky, but
they're you know what's crazy. But yeah,

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one quick thing, they will if
if you're in the cabin and they're

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killing you and they're threatening, it's
like, hey, we're gonna kill one

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person every time, for every every
ten minutes until we redirect to fucking wherever

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the terrorists want to go. You're
just gonna die, like they're just gonna

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let them kill you. Now they
don't read, they don't read what were

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you gonna say? Or they land
early, they land prematurely wherever they're gonna

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land, and then cops come in
and slaughter you. Slaughter because the pilot's

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door is bulletproof. The pilot's door
is bulletproof. You can't get in there

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if you do know, if they
don't want you in there, you're not

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getting in there anymore. So yeah, I actually do now to think of

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it, I have no idea like
the uh how they well, so was

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there okay? So as far as
like the black boxes, I know there

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were something about black boxes couldn't be
found or something. Uh is there a

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way that they knew because I know
some people were I'm trying to think of

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all the conspiracy theories. Now it's
all starting to swirl in my head of

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what people have problems with, because
people were saying, oh, how come

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some of them were able to talk
on cell phones when that's not usually possible,

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blah blah blah. Like I don't
fucking care about all that ship,

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like that is so unimportant to me. But I know that there's things about

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what happened. I literally don't know
about any of that stuff, you know,

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like say, exactly how they the
process of hijacking and how they got

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in the cockpit and took control.
Are you guys were Well, the reality

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is it's just that I think they
had box cutters, is what I remember.

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But the reality is, the reality
is it's just like before nine to

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eleven, it just was not difficult
at all, like any individual way,

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Yeah of course, yeah, but
like the in the same way, how

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did Blood not take his draw his
gun out and just piece him up?

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It was not the same. It's
it's not the same, Like it's everything

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everything is different now, everything like
changed a lot of things like having error

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marshals and all this ship exactly.
Yeah, and it's it's just one of

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these it's it's the reality is just
as easy to It is as easy to

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hijack a plane and derail it as
it is for you currently to hijack a

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bus. It really is. It
is not. It is not hard at

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all. I guess hijacked would be. I mean, it's infinitely easier in

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the sense that like if you're I'll
put it this way, if you're on

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a James and you just stopped right. What I'm saying, what I'm what

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I'm saying is like, if you
were on a plane, it is as

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easy to hijack that plane as it
is to hijack a bus, if you

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were on a bus, or as
it used to be. It used to

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be they used to let kids.
They used to let kids into the cockpit.

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We were just talking about that in
the airplane movie, where like the

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that's based on real ship people.
Is that like, yeah, Sonny,

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while they're like grounded though, was
that not while they I don't think when

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they did that, No, in
the in the air when I did that,

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I remember, I remember I did
that when I when I was like

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six. I think, yeah,
I did that. I think it was

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a flight to Puerto Rico, Florida, one of those two and I got

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that's how we got my wings or
whatever. You remember, they used to

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give you wings when you were a
kids. They used to give you this

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if you were not for blacks.
It's probably not for blacks. Probably not

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yea, because he'll learn too much
and he'll try to progress his community and

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nobody they're gonna get out of here. Look at here's the ki just learning.

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He's like, I'm actually curious if
anybody, if anybody else remembers this

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when they were kids, like wings. That was insane. It sounds insane

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that they let you in the cockpit. To me, that's what you're saying

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this right now. My brain is
like, are you sure, connection,

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I'm sure. He didn't like point
a gun. He like he thought he

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thought like he had an Asian pilot
and he was like Vietcong. And then

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he fucking like was like, oh
many fucking pointed gun. The egal to

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this fucking aging guy's head in a
fucking cockpit, cry please please bro.

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It's the level of the level of
trust we used to have. Man,

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the level of trust we used to
have. It just like a like all

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this efforts, it's it's just it
was so light, it's so it was

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easy. Too, like not just
to get to the gate, to get

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through security at the airport used to
be. I remember it being way quicker

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to get through sure, like those
security was a breeze. I remember that

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being. The funny thing is,
there's some UH airports that are smaller that

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are virtually how it was back then, I would assume, because when I

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go to those giant international airports,
it's pretty disastrous. A lot of times

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not enough people, and some of
them are fucking weird. I've been like,

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even me, I can't imagine being
a hot chick because even me,

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I've been molested a handful of times. And I'm like, well, yeah,

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and imagine imagine, because you know, these guys are scumbacks. It's

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it comes to the territory, you
get it. There's a specific job that

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requires touching people. Freaks are gonna
get that job. It's just like,

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oh, I get to be fucking
in charge of kids, I'm gonna be

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a youth pastor and fucking rape them
like this is what they do. They

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flock to those jobs. So these
imagine being this hot, big booby fucking

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bitch standing in line. Of course, they're getting searched, and of course

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they're getting fucking touched in a properly. If my bomb ass gets touched,

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I'm like, dude, motherfucker,
oh sorry, i gotta run my fucking

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hands inside your shorts. And I'm
like, can you change your fucking gloves

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at least pussy, Like there's probably
crabs all over that ship. He was

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annoyed that I even said that,
like he's a inconvenienced tim. Oh,

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I'm so sorry that I want you
to touch me with gloves. They're touching

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everybody else with you, fucking freak. God damn man, but that's not

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everybody. To be fair, fair, I have only been checked twice in

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my life, and each time I've
been checked, I've had on me.

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He checked, I've had like weed
or something on me, so like they

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usually they usually put me out at
the right time, but like I never

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you know, you know the thing
that's crazy though, I've definitely a million

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percent gotten on a plane through security
with like something that I definitely shouldn't have.

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Something you shouldn't have on everybody,
especially women. The purses. The

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amount of times oops, like this
fucking knife that's like as big as their

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arm is, just in their shotguns. It's like huh god, how many

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times? How many times do you
remember like flying with your with your parents

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and your your dad had like you
know, some grenades or anything or any

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like, Uh, you know,
I don't have parents. That's true.

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Yeah, that's true. I'm talking
about I'm trying to. I'm really in

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the way that it's it is now
cannon that Lily drinks piss. I really

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want Chris's dad to be like a
fucking war vet with PTSD, but Chris

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won't accept it. You never noticed, im. My dad's not weird.

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People remember his coming in for this
house and because his dad has his knee

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on his throat, he's fucking floiding
his Asian friend. Your dad's like,

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don't worry. They can breathe along
in a normal humans. They trust me.

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It's ten minutes. Frends still alive
somehow. Look I told you,

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I told you. I told you
to be vietcom man. Oh man,

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that's good ship. So anybody wants
to clips you, guys, anybody and

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you stare at the sun at all. No, I couldn't. I couldn't

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give a fuck about it. I
would you care if it was total like

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in your end, like if if
you were in the if you were in

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the path of the total eclipse,
would you care? No, my big,

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I don't think. I I just
don't clips to the sun already?

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Is that it? Big? I
think? The thing for me is it's

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like every time I every time I
blinkets an eclipse, so like, what

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the fuck do I care if the
moon does it? I mean, like

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the do I care? Like what
do I like? That's who cares?

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That is magnificently minimizing. You know. Every time I have a bad day,

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it's not living to me, you
know, Like I guess I have

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absolutely, I have absolutely I have
definitely had days in my life that are

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worse than nine to eleven. For
sure. This is for sure. I

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love that. I love that.
That is so awful. But I love

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it that is so diminutive off something
else happening. No, I don't know.

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It's the thing to me about the
eclipse is like it's just like this

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happens all the time, kind of
so like not that hart because it Yeah,

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I mean, but see this,
that's why I mean, I guess.

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And here's the argument. I think
this is why people are so egotistical.

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Where As I've gotten older, I've
given less of a funk about my

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birthday each year because it happens every
year. It doesn't feel like anything special

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to me, and I don't try
to take that away from anybody else to

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be like they want to celebrate it
every day. But I also feel like,

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well, look at how important people
feel this day is compared to something

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that may happen, like say in
people's area the next time, say in

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the certain path that's gonna happen.
The total eclipse is gonna be people are

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gonna be dead. It's not gonna
happen in their path anymore as far as

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the total eclipse, And I feel
like that's kind of cool, but like,

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you know it, but like if
if if it's not if if the

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total clips isn't in your area and
it's just a little piece, like yeah,

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I also agree, like who gives
a flying fuck about that because it's

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not really even You get to be
outside in the middle of the day and

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all of a sudden, it looks
like fucking Dark Souls three or some ship.

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You know, like that might be
pretty cool, but barring that,

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like, oh, get out a
piece of paper and you can see the

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little corner that's cut out on the
roof the fucking shadow. I don't care.

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Yeah, that's the thing. It's
like you can't even really you can't

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even look at the coolest part of
it. Yeah, yeah, you get

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So to me, I was just
like, oh, it's a thing that

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I can't even really see, so
like you can't even get out there.

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Get that. I'd boldly walk out
there and stare at it. It's not

406
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:57.440
like you, guys to Trump,
Trump stared at the eclipse recently in the

407
00:27:57.480 --> 00:28:02.440
last like this, That's what I'm
saying, the last eclipse, which was

408
00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:06.240
recent enough for President Trump to stare
at it. So to me, I'm

409
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.839
just thinking like, oh, this
kind of happens like relatively often, so

410
00:28:08.920 --> 00:28:14.319
like whatever, there's different because the
moon, I know, in front of

411
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:18.160
the sun plenty of times, but
as far as just a total eclipse is

412
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.279
rare, and then you only get
a little small like like if you got

413
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:26.319
to see it started off and say
North America, like Mexico got some of

414
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:30.000
it, Texas and all the you
know a lot of those shitty areas they

415
00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:36.680
got it dark literally, not the
like it would have been if I would

416
00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:40.279
have cared, I would have been
outside anticipating it. If it was going

417
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:42.839
to be total in our area,
Like if New York it would have been

418
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:47.160
cool, because in New York it
gotten proper dark, like it got dark

419
00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:51.079
for a few moments. And yeah, but like, yeah, so I

420
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:56.039
didn't I completely, I didn't notice
a goddamn thing. I just I looked

421
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:57.799
at a couple of pictures. I
my god, that's cool, I guess,

422
00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:04.920
but I just like through it.
I heard so every time a people

423
00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:11.039
don't understand how much of most religions, and particularly Christianity, is based off

424
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:15.880
of fucking pagan lunar shit, like
say, even we're talking about we're talking

425
00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:21.519
about Easter recently, and how a
lot of surprisingly a lot of people who

426
00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:26.359
celebrate Easter or worship though whatever,
they have no idea how it works,

427
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:32.440
and they somehow gaslight themselves and the
thinking Easters on March thirty first every year

428
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:37.000
just because that's Transvisibility Day or whatever
trans day of visibility. And since it

429
00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:40.079
fell on the same day this year, they freaked out saying, I can't

430
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.960
believe Biden did this, And I'm
like, Nigga Obama was in office when

431
00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:47.799
it was a thing, literally two
thousand and nine, that's when it happened,

432
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:51.880
and Easter is a different day every
fucking year because it's a lunar holiday.

433
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:55.279
People have no idea how any of
this shit works, but they're so

434
00:29:55.519 --> 00:30:00.240
obsessed with this lunershit that a bunch
of fucking doomsday people said the g was

435
00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:03.000
coming back. Uh so what it
was the eighth So Jesus was coming back.

436
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:07.000
Obviously he didn't come back. And
this was cool because I got to

437
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:11.079
hear stories of people selling all their
ship, maxing out their credit cards,

438
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:17.279
giving out fat tips to other people
in like biblical numerical ways, like here's

439
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.240
seven hundred and seventy seven dollars tip, you know, like that, because

440
00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:22.559
obviously they think Jesus coming back and
then they're gonna be gone and they're hoping

441
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:29.680
all the well it is it.
It's like and that Jewish nigga's never coming

442
00:30:29.720 --> 00:30:32.880
back. That nigga if he if
he, if he is real, he's

443
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:37.559
never coming back. Niggas zombie like
a real magic is it real? Like

444
00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:41.400
I wish it was speaking of a
speaking of the Jews, speaking the Jews,

445
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:49.680
enthusiasm, very enthusiasm is finale just
uh they the final episode? What

446
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:52.000
did he do? What did he
do? This episode? Like what he

447
00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:56.359
like, did he blow off his
head? Did he finally this episode,

448
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:57.720
did he like did he say the
N word? Five times? So like

449
00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:02.440
what, No, it's it's very
good. I will say it's very it's

450
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:11.079
a very good they did a good
job. Boom boom. Just that's the

451
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:15.079
way to end the show. Just
blow your head off, just like.

452
00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:17.640
It doesn't matter the context of the
show. Even if like Steve and Blues

453
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:19.839
Clues when he left, you should
have just blew his head off right there

454
00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:26.079
in front of the screen and has
tradition if that was the tradition of house

455
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:33.799
shows ended regardless like no matter what, no matter. That's the last episode

456
00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:37.079
of Cheers, the last episode of
sein Fell, the last episode of Fucking

457
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:42.799
Fairly Odd Parents. In the last
episodeis Thrones in the Past, someone takes

458
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.960
new modern shoddy out and John Snow's
like that, you know, John snows

459
00:31:49.960 --> 00:32:00.759
steam and he's like for the wall
and the whole back of this and jump

460
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.839
that's that's I would love that.
I would you know, you know that

461
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:06.200
that ship was already ruined, but
I would ruin it more. I would

462
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:07.880
have the dragon and be like,
no, John, don't like I would

463
00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:17.039
have the dragons and then he blows
his own head off, chin, please

464
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:22.640
my nigga, and he kills himself, please my niggae. I would would

465
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.400
that? Okay? Would that redeemed
the season for you? No? No,

466
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:37.599
Derek? If the dragon Drogon who
is black says before Choceno airs himself

467
00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:43.960
out with a shot of modern day
shotgun, I'm like, what, that's

468
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:52.200
crazy? And then the dragon's like
a ship, nigga, damn not again?

469
00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:55.519
And then and then it just ends, and uh, what's it?

470
00:32:55.599 --> 00:33:00.160
Denarius is Uh, she's she's still
cooling. She's that that other ship didn't

471
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:04.720
happen, And uh, yeah,
you don't think that would that? That

472
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:08.640
being so fucking like just wild,
that was so stupid. It comes around

473
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:12.680
and it's kind of brilliant. You're
like, you know what, all right?

474
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:15.559
It is so crazy? How little
of gay with throats? I know,

475
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:21.400
man, it is. It's I
it's good man, It's wild,

476
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.759
how little like I don't think I
could guess even a fraction of what that

477
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:30.440
show is, do you? Uh? Yeah? Do you know who King

478
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:35.119
Jeoffrey is? I think he's like
a he's like he's like a blonde guy

479
00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:37.200
that everybody hates, right, Like
everybody hates him. Okay, it's good

480
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:40.119
because he's like that, right,
I think, I think because he's like

481
00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:51.960
gay gay, because he's not gay
enough. That's actually you're close and they're

482
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:54.400
like you are ignoring the shaft and
balls and they're very upsetting. He only

483
00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:57.640
looks, he only looks the shaft, but he doesn't lead us a look

484
00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:01.319
into it. But yeah, licking
though you won't gag up. All I

485
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:05.680
know. All I know is that
use it quite the licking. All I

486
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:10.880
know is that that Tyrian is really
short. And that's it. That's all

487
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:15.519
that is the extent of my Game
of Thrones knowledge, genuinely, sincerely is

488
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:17.719
that Tyrian is short. And I
don't even know if that's odd? Is

489
00:34:17.719 --> 00:34:23.519
that is Tyrian? What is?
What's tan is about? That's all I

490
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:29.599
know. Well, Tyrian is like
I think he's two one. I think

491
00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:37.480
he's not too fucking one in your
mind? Crazy? You understand? How

492
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:42.440
to you understand how short two feet
is? My dog? I think?

493
00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:45.960
Is mad? My dog is two
one standing up, I think, And

494
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:51.920
that's a small dogs, not your
dog's not what's standing up? One is

495
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:55.239
really short? Like that is like
crazy? Is that probably like one?

496
00:34:55.639 --> 00:35:00.800
Six? You know? One is
like this tall. It's like a fucking

497
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:06.760
new board. Would say, how
you wanted to this? How close to

498
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:09.000
the ground? How close to the
ground are you sitting? Where that's from

499
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:13.079
my from my desk, where where
my desk is? Like right here,

500
00:35:13.559 --> 00:35:17.559
I am actually I like laying down
the boy from the floor. Somebody shrink

501
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.719
a roller and put it next to
my hands. Maybe I would say,

502
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:25.119
this is about this is Terry and
Lanister right here, that's not so crazy.

503
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:30.079
Stand on people's hands, even just
people figure out he'd be like on

504
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:35.679
their hands and be like, Lord, Denis, I'm going to make a

505
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:40.320
joke right now, and I'm going
to get drunk his guest. I think

506
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:47.199
that was there. That was they're
saying, that's some big I don't know.

507
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:52.360
I don't think. I don't think
that's a show. I'll ever get

508
00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:57.679
to really really watch it because it
is. I think. I think when

509
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:00.480
it's peak, it is objectively BESTO
ever watched in my life. I think

510
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:07.039
it's good, like I think like
people like people that watch Breaking like Breaking

511
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:12.280
Bad is really good. But the
characters in Game of Thrones are so insanely

512
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.599
well, like Jamie Lanister is such
a good character, it's insane it's like,

513
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:21.400
this is a really fucking well written
character. This nigga sucks, but

514
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.079
he is amazing. Sucks. He's
a monster, but he's he's very complicated

515
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:28.639
though he's also he was he was
a he was labeled. He didn't even

516
00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:30.400
have a chance to not be a
monster. So he leaned into being a

517
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:35.800
monster, like immediately because of like
his his title of which you know him

518
00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:38.480
as in the beginning, and so
like he kind of leaned into that title,

519
00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:40.800
if you know what I mean.
You find out that he like he

520
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:45.599
did what he did out of genuine
care for the Yeah, like it was

521
00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:47.719
the right thing to do, but
he's still paid the price in being labeled

522
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:53.679
what he was labeled. It's really
it's it's insane for him by himself.

523
00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:58.400
He's worth watching the show, I
think for just Jamie, for Jamie and

524
00:36:58.559 --> 00:37:06.480
early Tyrian, I think the watching
if you like soft Wieners incest people that

525
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:10.320
are infuriating, but also but in
a very well written way, like because

526
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:14.159
that's really how that's when you know
you have a good character. When you

527
00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:15.920
write someone like this person sucks so
bad and you're like, damn, I'm

528
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:20.280
really drawn into this ship. That's
when that's when I know I'm watching something

529
00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:22.880
good, or or since I didn't
read the books before, when you think

530
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:27.079
you know what's gonna happen, it's
so good because when you think you know

531
00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:30.559
what's gonna happen, it's so not
Like I remember my jaw dropping at the

532
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.800
end of the I think, well
towards the end of the first season,

533
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:37.599
because what you thought, wasn't you? So you know, I don't want

534
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:44.480
to spoil anything for so for some
people that may watch it, a lot

535
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:51.519
of people that come on, I'm
sorry, Yeah, you gotta get to

536
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:54.000
it. At least watch the fucking
complete season four and then you can fuck

537
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:57.920
off, like at least what the
hell I would I would recommend more,

538
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.719
but I would say a lot of
people kind of checked out after that.

539
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:02.719
What the hell happened this time?
Season three is where it changes a lot.

540
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:07.440
Season three where things become very different
because I read the books after Book

541
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:09.599
three and season three are like very
close, and then at the end of

542
00:38:09.639 --> 00:38:14.840
season three they're completely different from each
other. What happened? Did George R.

543
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:21.760
Martin Dyer? No, uh no, I'm just because I'm looking for

544
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:27.239
stuff to for. I was looking
at the reviews for Game of Thrones seasons

545
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:30.559
and I saw the Fallout Show.
The Fallout Show is down today, the

546
00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:37.519
reviews are out, and it's apparently
great. Like everybody looked, did you

547
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:40.199
not think it was going to be
at least pretty good? Well, I

548
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:45.199
mean it's it's a video game adaptation, so like we've got to the point

549
00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:49.360
where we've gone to the point where
those are like they're not bad anymore.

550
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:53.559
Well, we just had Halo,
so maybe relax, But I mean Halo.

551
00:38:53.719 --> 00:39:01.280
Halo's Halo. It's already has like
there's such a set lore on based

552
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:05.960
on specific people, unlike Fallout.
That's the great thing about that ip.

553
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:08.199
No, yeah, yeah, I
think I think it's not that I didn't

554
00:39:08.199 --> 00:39:10.599
think the potential of it would be
high because I always thought like a fall

555
00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:14.840
show was actually a good idea,
like just like that that vibe is perfect

556
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:17.920
for a show, But it's whether
or not they could actually do it,

557
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:22.360
because many many video game aditations are
not very good even still to this day,

558
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:25.960
like they're getting better, but like
we still haven't. I would argue

559
00:39:25.960 --> 00:39:31.280
we still haven't had that like that
like that Spider Man two or that original

560
00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:35.960
X Men movie for it, I
guess you could argue maybe the Last of

561
00:39:36.039 --> 00:39:37.760
Us is the closest it got,
but like even the Last of Us,

562
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:44.920
to me, it was just like, okay, show the Last of Us

563
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:46.519
is. You don't think Last of
Us was a great I think that was

564
00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:51.599
a great show. I honestly,
can I say something? Can I say

565
00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:55.840
something that's probably like not the nicest
thing to say. And I understand this

566
00:39:57.000 --> 00:40:02.079
is like totally mean, I know
what you're gonna say. Yeah, e

567
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:07.519
Ellie looks like a goblin, Like
she's a creepy looking creature. I'm sorry,

568
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.440
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
like it's it's really it's super and

569
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:14.320
it's not and it's not. And
I understand that, Like people are like

570
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:15.920
I've seen it because I've seen this
take on on Twitter a couple of times,

571
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:20.119
right where it's like, oh,
you want the you want the teenager

572
00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:22.840
to be hot? What's going on? It's like, no, that's not

573
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:25.280
what I said. No, weird, presume that it's weird that you presume

574
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:29.320
that it's just that she looks she
has a very distinct looking face, and

575
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:31.880
it's very distracting when she's portraying a
character that already looks a certain way.

576
00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:36.840
Because I cannot see Ellie in that
character at all. I don't think that

577
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.760
that makes the show like horrible by
any means. It's still a really good

578
00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:42.239
show. Like I think they did
a really goodcal did a great job.

579
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.719
I think everybody did a good job. It's just like if you're a fan

580
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:51.400
of the or if you're really hyper
aware of the games in a way that

581
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:55.159
say, even as much as I
love Pedro Pascal, him in that role

582
00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:59.960
is kind of funny, Like when
you think of who Joel is and now

583
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:04.159
Pedro Pascal, I'm like, it's
it is funny to think about it.

584
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.719
Can I can? I be real? But I don't care. I'm sick

585
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:09.559
of them making Pedro Pascal play white
man bro. I don't like it.

586
00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:14.880
He's not white. That's that's what
I give him. Hispanic rules. Let

587
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:20.119
him be Hispanics. He is white, not really. He's not white like

588
00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:23.679
you, Chris. He's not.
He's a tan white person who looks Hispanic.

589
00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:29.360
He to me, I would not
call him white passing at all,

590
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:32.679
even remotely. That like he's Joel
in the Last of Us. Of course,

591
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:37.360
he's white passing. Joel as dark
as That's the whole funny thing about

592
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:39.920
it. When I look at Pedro
Pascal, I'm like, okay, Joel

593
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:45.199
Miller, Okay, yeah, that's
a Joel Miller right there, Like yeah,

594
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:46.800
sure, but that name is one
that man, his name is one

595
00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:54.719
Carlo hernandez Bro. That is not
like ambiguous daughter who was clearly part black

596
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:58.920
of some sort, like you know
what it made. It would have made

597
00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:05.519
the whites, man, I call
them, Joel mir Miller made them mad

598
00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:08.320
as fucking I don't give a filliar
me, just like they all got mad

599
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:12.199
at the gay the the gay episode. I was like, you, you

600
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:14.679
dude, I want them to have
I want them to flash back to that

601
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:21.000
ship and have them have gay butt
sex. I want them to have BEAUTI

602
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:27.199
I'm looking at I'm looking at pictures
of a mother. Is he this is

603
00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:31.639
a white person? Yeah, look
at the photo. He's as white as

604
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:36.320
I am. He might even be
paler. He's not crazy. You guys

605
00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:43.280
photos, You guys have photo your
skin complexion very similar. But when I

606
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.440
look at this man's face, I'm
like, oh, yeah, this guy

607
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:52.320
is from fucking Latin America one one
hundred percent. This is not a fucking

608
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.800
Anglo, fucking Caucasian like this.
I don't see that at all on this

609
00:42:55.880 --> 00:43:00.320
guy obviously right right, But that's
still like, that doesn't mean he's a

610
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:05.119
white person. I understand what you
mean by technicality, yes, but I

611
00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:07.599
would never look at Pedro Pascal and
confuse him for a Caucasian man. That's

612
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:12.039
what I mean we call when you're
saying white passing, it's like it's like

613
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.320
like I've heard Hassan make that argument
to you where he considers himself a white

614
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:17.920
person. But when I look at
Hassan, I'm like, I can tell

615
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:23.159
this guy is not Caucasian even though
his skin is so white, he would

616
00:43:23.159 --> 00:43:27.679
consider himself white passing. I just
disagree with I guess the what they would

617
00:43:27.719 --> 00:43:31.519
consider white passing because to me,
I'm like, if you have features,

618
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:35.280
you're not wh I agree with Derek
and that where like people say like they're

619
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:37.679
white, right, like people like
Lily's brother says he's white. That is

620
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:44.039
a fucking Mexican trader. That nigga
is a Mexican. I don't know why,

621
00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.960
Like I don't know even Lily's that
Lily's that is very pale. But

622
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:52.320
that is a fucking free through eaten, fucking bean nigga dog. That is

623
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:57.639
a Mexican man and people say like, oh, this person is white sometimes

624
00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:00.000
and I'm like, at most for
you, I could say, Chris,

625
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:05.599
you could potentially pass for a white
man, like genuinely a lot of people

626
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.760
that say they're white, it's like, no, you're not. But then

627
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:12.880
there was not a European person.
Remember your ape? Sorry oh sorry,

628
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:14.880
no I was. I was like, I was gonna let you finish.

629
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:19.199
But Chris, you were. You
had some pictures I think you didn't have

630
00:44:19.199 --> 00:44:22.280
your glasses on. It was before
you were boxing, and I was like,

631
00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:28.440
oh, look at that dirty,
filthy, fucking this glass. The

632
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:34.360
glasses shrink my eyes to white people, eyes that white people. Yeah,

633
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:36.280
it was. It was interesting.
I was like, what that was Like,

634
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:39.400
that's clearly a fucking not a white
guy. It was weird. But

635
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:42.679
when I'm looking at you right now, I'm like, oh, yeah,

636
00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:45.360
that that's some fucking nerd that reads
comics. Obviously, it's some white nerdy

637
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:53.199
boy that you know, like white
nerdy boys, a little little dirty white

638
00:44:53.239 --> 00:44:57.679
man. Whiteness is like I don't
want to get that conversation, but like,

639
00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:01.199
look look all my white and they're
gonna make them match the white people.

640
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:06.119
I obviously I married one of the
whitest people on this planet, so

641
00:45:06.840 --> 00:45:09.800
obviously I have no problem with whiteness. Can you do me a favorite?

642
00:45:09.800 --> 00:45:12.920
And remember what you guys did,
you guys. Remember what you guys did,

643
00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:15.639
right, Remember everything you guys did. Remember everything you guys did.

644
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:16.800
Don't forget what you guys did to
this, all right? You did this

645
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:20.639
to all of us. You did
this. Fuck am, I I've actually

646
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:23.440
turned. I've I have come around. I want reparations. I've come around.

647
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:28.960
I've been convinced, like as I've
studied history more and more and more,

648
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:30.760
because I used to be like this. I used to be like my

649
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:34.480
French teacher, Madame Challawah. She's
a Japanese and she was in the internment

650
00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:36.960
camp. So when she was a
little kid, and so she was like

651
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:44.360
wow, but wow. But so
she got a check, she got reparations,

652
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:46.199
but she didn't spend it because she
was like, you know, I

653
00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:49.559
didn't suffer. I literally didn't even
notice I was in the camp. I

654
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:52.360
was so little, like she was
like four or something. In her parents

655
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:54.880
chielded her from the from the all
the fuck the fluckery, and so she

656
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:58.960
just I don't feel right. But
so that's how she feels. She's like,

657
00:45:59.360 --> 00:46:02.159
she's like it is, that's what
she feels, and that makes st

658
00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:05.840
It's like when you're three years old
and you're like, yeah, I saw

659
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:08.320
nine to eleven. It's like,
no, well you didn't. But here's

660
00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:15.960
the thing. I've come around historically
and like really learning and how bad you

661
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:21.199
know, historically people that look like
me or Kingston have just even Black Wall

662
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:22.360
Street being burned whatever. I'm like, I was like, all right,

663
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:25.360
all right, you know what,
give me some fucking money, bro,

664
00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:29.960
give me all the money. Like
at first, thing should be like I

665
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.199
didn't I didn't experience any of this
ship. But I'm just like, nigga,

666
00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:35.679
I want some fucking money now,
dude. I think it's just me

667
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:37.400
being tired, though, really I
think that's what it comes down to.

668
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:42.320
Like I'm just tired. I'm tired. Give me my fucking money for me.

669
00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:45.400
I understand the argument of like people
that warning reparations, right, like

670
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:47.440
I guess as a native as as
as Native American, I feel like,

671
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:53.159
you know, give me a fucking
house. What the hell? So I

672
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:59.639
fall into pretty much every ethnic and
every fucked over ethnic group unfortunately, which

673
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:02.800
is really sad. It makes me
Jewish. I just feel I'm not Jewish.

674
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:05.840
I don't think I'm not. That's
it. That's the only one.

675
00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:10.679
And they got the best off and
they were you know, it's there,

676
00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:15.960
it's there, they got they It's
so funny because like all the there's so

677
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:20.159
many conspiracy theories about Jewish people,
and it's literally just it's literally just the

678
00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:23.159
fact that like they're probably like one
of the few groups that has like a

679
00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:28.760
community, like a community in the
way that they have it. They really

680
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.920
help each other, even they'll complain
about it endlessly, but like they will

681
00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:37.880
help each other genuinely, and it's
like that at all. What happens is

682
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:42.679
this help each other at all?
What happened to? Jewish people have a

683
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:46.800
old religion. They have a very
old religion and culture behind them, so

684
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:53.079
they have a lot of backing that
Hispanic people are like Latin Americans are like

685
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:59.239
less than a thousand years old,
you know, a new group of people,

686
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:06.199
you know, like African Americans are
just extreme aspast to the fucking Americas,

687
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:08.360
Like we don't have the foundation that
the just people have. So like

688
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:14.000
when people are like yeah, because
they're much older group of people, they're

689
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:17.599
able to grow themselves as the people
We didn't get people just haven't been able

690
00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:22.480
to. And the thing is,
when we started doing better historically, you

691
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.400
start looking like I mentioned Black Wall
Street, which is something I was not

692
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:30.239
aware of growing up, you know, me getting older, learning about I

693
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:34.679
was just like that kind of made
you feel like, damn, we tried.

694
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:37.840
We we tried. And so this
is when I started, you know,

695
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:40.320
feeling a little bit different about things. Were like, you know what,

696
00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:51.000
man, I'm gonna give you money. What if he burned it all

697
00:48:51.000 --> 00:49:00.440
down and put tracking your babies babies
like the natives, Dude, like sling

698
00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:07.159
shot, sling shot and crack into
babies babies mouth, bro, You make

699
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:16.719
them laugh and then bay them.
That's how they go. The baby gets

700
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:22.440
the shakes. Unmarked fucking black vehicles
driving around with fucking sling shots, sleek

701
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:29.440
shutting babies, looking for laughing babies
to then sling shot into the mouth.

702
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:32.760
Bro. One of the agents had
jingling keys and then the other one had

703
00:49:32.800 --> 00:49:37.599
the sling shots. So they just
do you think that do you think that

704
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:40.719
they had like there must have been
like a crack There must have been like

705
00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:47.800
a crack force, right, there
was a crack force, a c F

706
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:52.880
the American Crack Force or something that's
actually real. They disbanded it though,

707
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:55.519
and then it turned into or yeah, yeah, it turned into the c

708
00:49:55.599 --> 00:50:02.119
I A, which they Bama bin
laden they a lot in after they turned

709
00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:07.440
it. This y, that's true
exactly. We should get to questions the

710
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:13.360
Crack Force. Now did anything?
By the way, did anything happen?

711
00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:17.480
I feel like nothing really happened.
Nothing, nothing interested me even slightly.

712
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:23.400
I think I think no, literally
nothing, nothing, nothing at all.

713
00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:30.920
We talk about smiling friends, we
mentioned smiling friends. We mentioned it.

714
00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:37.440
Uh, Ja Cole died. Of
course, Ja Cole is so embarrassed.

715
00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:45.639
He died. He's his Monopoly Oh, it says Monopoly movie. I don't,

716
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:50.039
it's just trending. I don't.
I'm not watching that. Is that

717
00:50:50.159 --> 00:51:00.000
real? I told you Apparently a
lot of things you said Monopoly movie and

718
00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:05.159
it works from Margot Robbie and Lionsgate. What who's she going to play Margot?

719
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:08.800
What? I hope direct? Right? This is the whole they're doing

720
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:13.039
that. Are they gonna try to
do that? Mattel empires on the universe?

721
00:51:14.760 --> 00:51:17.559
Yeah, whatever it is that has
broken into the Transformers at the end.

722
00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:21.480
Yeah, dude, that would be
sick. If that has the power.

723
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:23.159
I want to see that. Bothers
me right now is I want to

724
00:51:23.199 --> 00:51:28.639
see they put so they put the
g I Joe's in the starting up and

725
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:31.199
at the end of the Nass Transformers
movie. I wish they did the Power

726
00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:38.920
Rangers and instead of the fucking Joe's
Broos aren't twenty seven movie? Was that

727
00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:43.679
twenty seven movie was so fucking trash? I just don't know. I never

728
00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:46.159
saw it. I never watched that. Oh good, dude, you are

729
00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:50.760
you are If you're a Power Rangers
fan like I am, you're you're lucky

730
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:54.480
because that movie I heard that boy. I think that eventually killed the Green

731
00:51:54.559 --> 00:51:59.159
Ranger Jason David Frank. I think
that movie was so bad that he just

732
00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:01.639
couldn't take it. Finally killed himselfs
a couple of years ago. And I

733
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:06.119
just remember I thought people, I
thought people liked that movie the Power I

734
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:08.880
saw it if So, here's the
thing, I don't know any so.

735
00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:13.400
I think in the same way as
you know how there's a lot of Diehard

736
00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:17.559
Star Wars fans or any fandom that
was like anything that comes out like they

737
00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:22.119
don't care of the quality of it. I think it's that because as someone

738
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:29.760
who really enjoys the the ninety five
Powering Just movie, just like I think

739
00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:34.079
that movie is fucking fun. Yeah, it was such a good movie,

740
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.679
dude. That is so fucking fun. The choreography is dope. The fucking

741
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:40.679
suits are dope, dude. Like
they started selling those toys that McDonald's or

742
00:52:40.800 --> 00:52:44.400
with the you know, the happy
meals. They were so cool. It

743
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:52.679
was like, here's an upgrade outfits. I love the Ninja they became,

744
00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:58.840
especially Tommy, he was just straight
up literally Clan Ninja. I thought,

745
00:52:59.239 --> 00:53:04.159
I really thought that. When I
first saw the Ku Klux Klan, I

746
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:08.920
genuinely, for real thought they were
Power Rangers. That is how innocent my

747
00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:13.159
little mind was because I was like, oh, they look like the Ninja

748
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:16.519
Ranger. That is fucking outrageous,
because they do. They look like them,

749
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:21.079
They really do. Some of the
hats, the hats are point their

750
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:25.039
parent Yeah they're not pointy, but
I know what you mean. It's very

751
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:30.360
even even literally the embroidlements on them
are similar. You're wild, and right

752
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:35.400
now I think it does. You're
crazy. It's not that close. But

753
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:37.880
I'm gonna put up the Red Ninja
Ranger and I'm gona put up a brand

754
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:42.840
wizard right now. They're gonna be
like, damn, okay, there's yeah,

755
00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:45.639
yeah, that's okay, that's the
that's the title of this this episode

756
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:51.119
Red Ranger or Grand Lizard. And
then you just got you gotta witch one

757
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:53.599
switch And see, I don't know, there might some people might get that

758
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:57.360
wrong. I'm actually you're probably right, there's probably it's probably close enough to

759
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:00.639
some people would be like, I'm
not sure it was a fucking six year

760
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:07.960
old oh man, But yeah,
yeah, the twenty seventeen Pirates movie was

761
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:12.039
fucking asked and that that really bummed
me out. Everything about it sucked everything.

762
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:15.000
Gold was asked, Yeah, what
do you got? Gold was so

763
00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:17.719
bad? I saw images and I
was bad before. Before we move on

764
00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:22.199
to questions, and do you want
to bring this up because it is a

765
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:24.239
question. It is technically somebody wrote
in about it, but I think we

766
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:27.840
should mention it. Hayden Glass and
he says, how do you guys feel

767
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:31.760
about j Cole sampling a Meat Canyon
video? He sampled Wabbit Season, which

768
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:37.920
includes the voices of Meat Canyon,
brock Baker and y'all's friend Mick Rice Pirate

769
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:40.920
lour crazy shit. I heard about
this and it blew my fucking mind.

770
00:54:42.800 --> 00:54:45.079
I was like, so, here's
the real question. Why, here's the

771
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:52.199
question. The person that sampled the
beat, were they, Well, I'm

772
00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:57.239
sure the person that sampled the beat
was aware of that of the of Meat

773
00:54:57.280 --> 00:55:00.280
Canyon. Was anybody else that worked
on that ship on that song aware,

774
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:06.239
Like was j Cole aware that that
wasn't from an actual Looney Tunes? You

775
00:55:06.280 --> 00:55:09.000
know, because like it's literally just
the beginning saying, be very very quiet,

776
00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:13.440
We're hunting wabbits or whatever, I'm
hunting rabbits, which sounds like it

777
00:55:13.480 --> 00:55:15.800
can just be from a regular Looney
Tunes, you know, right that he

778
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:21.440
wanted they had Elmer Fudd in it. So is Mick is what you call

779
00:55:21.480 --> 00:55:23.119
it? Mick is sampled at the
middle towards the end of the song,

780
00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:28.360
right, he's yeah, I minute
fifty fifty seconds in, Yeah, I

781
00:55:28.400 --> 00:55:30.960
believe a minute, a minute and
fifty one seconds in he's he's He's in

782
00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:35.840
there, and it's okay, this
is so crazy about Elmer Fudd. Elmer

783
00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:37.280
Fudd is brock Baker in the beginning. That's brock Baker in the beginning.

784
00:55:37.960 --> 00:55:42.119
Yeah, And I'm at the middle
point, it's it's straight up this mixed

785
00:55:42.199 --> 00:55:45.039
voice, and I was like,
ew, I know this guy. Okay,

786
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:46.239
the sun part, I didn't know
that. Okay, I didn't even

787
00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:49.559
because I didn't listen to the whole
song. I listened to the beginning just

788
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:51.000
to verify it, and I was
like, oh, it's crazy, and

789
00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:53.199
then I just fucked up like a
good song too. Honestly, I was

790
00:55:53.199 --> 00:55:57.719
like, Jesus Christ, is it's
just the whole situation that's fucking funny,

791
00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:00.880
because like, that's crazy. Look, people are people are like shitting on

792
00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:07.159
J cole right because it's like it's
just beef. It's the nature of beef.

793
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:10.320
But it's like he's just like I
did that ship because everybody told me

794
00:56:10.360 --> 00:56:15.119
to do it, and I think
I didn't want to. I think it's

795
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:16.559
a bitch for that. I really
when I see a bitch for that,

796
00:56:16.639 --> 00:56:22.159
Oh easily easily, Because I understand
people say recording an Instagram story or something

797
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:24.760
or going live and saying some shit
and they're like, fuck, I didn't

798
00:56:24.760 --> 00:56:29.760
mean all that, I'm sorry,
But going writing, going to the studio,

799
00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:32.039
having shit mixed and mastered and dropping
it and then coming out and be

800
00:56:32.079 --> 00:56:35.719
like I didn't want to do that, Like, are you fucking kidding me?

801
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:38.239
Bro? I think that's really stupid. I think that's really dumb.

802
00:56:38.360 --> 00:56:42.400
I think that happens. I think
what happens is this right, people,

803
00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:45.880
everyone we got, we get.
I know I've definitely gotten into fights because

804
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:49.840
I've been rowed up before. You
know, like I didn't want to do

805
00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:52.800
it. I had, you know, I had some inclination to do it,

806
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:54.039
but like you know, I got
riled up and I did something that

807
00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:57.719
didn't want to do. Right.
He's a music artists, right, this

808
00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.480
kind is Kendrick just came for him, right, And I understand how Jago

809
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:04.280
if feel offended because j Cole does
deserve accolades, which I feel like he

810
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:08.000
doesn't get very often as being a
very talented. He's also not like trying

811
00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:12.239
to get because ego. It's all
about like, oh, you're like saying

812
00:57:13.239 --> 00:57:17.280
ego ego makes being the best.
Like say me, no one would ever

813
00:57:17.320 --> 00:57:21.079
consider to me the best in anything, because I'm not trying to claim it,

814
00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:23.320
you know what I'm saying, And
like say in a way that people

815
00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:27.360
that try to claim it have a
better time of people being of them being

816
00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:30.480
considered the best because they're in the
conversation. People are talking to them a

817
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:32.840
lot, just like say, like
we talk about NBA or something. Tim

818
00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:37.360
Duncan gets like not in a conversation
at all because he's so quiet and so

819
00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:39.800
unassuming. But he's one of the
best fucking players ever, you know what

820
00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:42.920
I mean? In that way,
I think like Tim, I call like

821
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:45.559
Tim Duncan like a J. Cole
In in that way. But the thing,

822
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:47.880
but the thing is that so what
happens is people are in this ear

823
00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:52.440
right, the competitive nature everything like
that. His other rapping friends all the

824
00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:53.119
were like, yo, you know
you gotta say something. What are you

825
00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:57.960
gona do? Blah blah blah blah. And then he goes and he records,

826
00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:00.280
right, and he records one song
that is definitely a dig at Kendrick,

827
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:02.679
which is not even that it's not
even a despectful of a song because

828
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:06.679
Cole what Kendrick said was like,
there's no big deal, there's just me.

829
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:07.920
I'm smoking to everybody else, blah
bla blah, I'm better than you.

830
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:10.920
Right, And then he went and
he what did he put his thing

831
00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:15.039
out and he was like, I'm
gonna insult his books of area and He's

832
00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:17.039
like, how can I insult these? These are very good pieces of music?

833
00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:21.079
And he got because you know,
you you calm down and you take

834
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:22.719
your moments after you do something,
when you you go and you get heated

835
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:25.400
and looked back at me, was
just like, I don't even mean the

836
00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:30.079
ship. This is fucking stupid,
and it was. And he's probably enough

837
00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:34.280
to be like I said, so
you know how you said, like you've

838
00:58:34.280 --> 00:58:37.119
gotten riled up and done things you
didn't want to do in a way,

839
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:40.519
but imagine this. Imagine you and
somebody else having some street beef and you're

840
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:44.239
like, you're you're mad enough to
the point that you want to throw blows.

841
00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:46.039
But what you do is you go
home, you wrap up your hands,

842
00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:50.760
you get your gloves laced up,
you fucking start warming up, and

843
00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:52.480
then you come back and then fight
and be like, damn, why did

844
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:54.599
I do that? You know what
I'm saying. You went through that,

845
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:59.679
definitely, That's that happens though,
And you go and you start if you

846
00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:02.559
go, when you start your fight, you fight somebody and then afterwards you're

847
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:06.679
like, every are you literally not
listening to me? What the so you've

848
00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:10.760
you've laced up your gloves you fucking
fought somebody you've got it's it's it's literally

849
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:15.360
going back and preparing to fight,
going getting into the fight, and then

850
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:16.679
after the fight's over, you're like, I didn't need to do I've never

851
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:20.360
done that. That's stupid as hell. The reason why I get into a

852
00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:22.960
fight right then and there is because
my adrenaline. Adrenaline is pumped up.

853
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:25.800
By the time i've left, I
have completely my energy is gone. I

854
00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:30.480
don't what happened is the time,
but the time you're leaving to go away

855
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:32.800
right then you and you'd probably be
able to calm yourself down. There are

856
00:59:32.840 --> 00:59:37.239
people still in your ear telling you
what you have to do with your share

857
00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:43.519
your fault. In the same way
a dummy I'd call somebody else a dummy

858
00:59:43.519 --> 00:59:46.000
for doing that where you've had time
to calm down, and then you still

859
00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:49.840
were wilding, and then after it
happened, now you want to play victim

860
00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:53.440
like a man. I mean,
it's no victory, it's totally it's it's

861
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:57.360
I want He's saying this ship because
he wants people to feel sorry for him

862
00:59:57.400 --> 01:00:00.199
instead of just oh, I think
he just doesn't agree with what he did.

863
01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:01.519
He's like, I made a mistake
that it's not. I'm not acting

864
01:00:01.559 --> 01:00:05.679
like I don't know. I just
don't consider that a mistake. That amount

865
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:07.599
of time of doing something, I
don't consider that a mistake. I mean,

866
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:13.519
I think that's it. I don't
get that hyperbolic at all. I

867
01:00:13.519 --> 01:00:15.800
think it's him making decisions that he
did something he should he did not feel

868
01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:19.960
he should have done, and he's
openly being like, I did something I

869
01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.000
don't think I should have done.
I think I don't care to think it.

870
01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:24.360
In the same way where like,
say, you know, a lot

871
01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:30.800
of people have encounters, sexual encounters
that at the after it's over, they're

872
01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:34.480
like, ah, I shouldn't have
done that. I totally understand that,

873
01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:37.639
but I still feel like, in
the same vein, yeah, but just

874
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:42.519
still remember the entire way, you
were completely conscious and you made the decision

875
01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.840
to do it beforehand. So so
in the same vein, I am not

876
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:51.039
giving you slack and being like,
oh, you regret like what happened all

877
01:00:51.079 --> 01:00:54.480
that time before and all the lead
up beforehand, and so like take responsibility

878
01:00:54.880 --> 01:01:00.079
for being a guy in that way, and I don't responsibility for it.

879
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:04.920
He's not trying to like say other
people that he other people made him do

880
01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:07.719
it. He's still made the decision, you know, just like it's like

881
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:10.239
you were saying, like throwing,
but you were saying that the fucking the

882
01:01:10.760 --> 01:01:14.719
because everybody wants him to do it, that he gave it a peer pressure,

883
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:16.800
and I'm just like, he did. That happens, but over a

884
01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:21.920
long process of time. This wasn't
just an instant reaction. It was two

885
01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:24.079
weeks. It was two weeks of
people on his ass. And then he

886
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:25.719
was like, I made I made
an album, and I'm like, a

887
01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:30.800
man shouldn't probably shouldn't put that out. That happens. I don't think that's

888
01:01:30.800 --> 01:01:34.079
crazy. I think that's I think
it's crazy that you think that's crazy.

889
01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:37.199
No, because it happens to everybody. It doesn't. It does not happen

890
01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:42.880
to me. I don't do You're
perfect. I'm sorry you fell from you

891
01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:51.480
felt you're strow many white white.
That is not perfection, dummy. I

892
01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:54.199
just don't fucking methodically do something for
a long time and then be like,

893
01:01:54.239 --> 01:01:57.760
oh, I regret doing this.
Sh It's like if I've had a long

894
01:01:57.800 --> 01:02:00.119
time to think about something, it's
like say putting out a tweet or something.

895
01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:04.000
If I'm thinking about it for too
long. I'm like, bro,

896
01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:07.480
what am I doing? And then
I just stop, versus me being mad

897
01:02:07.519 --> 01:02:08.320
and then doing it right away,
and then I'm like, fuck, what

898
01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:12.320
have I done? I can't believe
I did. This says more context to

899
01:02:12.360 --> 01:02:15.159
that that had so much more,
And I think it's even worse because it's

900
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:19.639
just a lot of time to think
about it, to reflect on it,

901
01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.039
to really be like, is this
something that I really want to do?

902
01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:24.480
I don't want to do this.
Having this back and forth with yourself sounds

903
01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:28.039
like you really don't want to do
it. No one's forcing you to go

904
01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:30.920
in the booth record the shit,
have it mixed and mastered and dropped.

905
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:34.559
That is such a long process and
so much time for you to be like,

906
01:02:34.920 --> 01:02:38.800
nah, let's not do this.
But you but you've never you've never

907
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:42.960
been like, you've never been like, hey, all right, uh,

908
01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:47.000
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do
something stupid, right, Like I'm gonna

909
01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:50.639
I'm gonna beat my dick into the
sink, you know, cause I gotta,

910
01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:52.440
I gotta, I gotta get my
nut off right. And then more

911
01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:57.639
than halfway through jacket into the sink, you start coming You're like, dang,

912
01:02:57.719 --> 01:03:00.360
I really drenched this whole sink full
of gum. I shouldn't have done

913
01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:05.119
that. You're looking at You're looking
at this sink clogg sink full of come.

914
01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:07.880
So you're like, damn, bro. So here's the way that I

915
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:12.599
would really blasted this whole sink up. Listen, in that scenario, hold

916
01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:15.639
on, hold on. This is
this is the way that I would preface

917
01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:20.280
this scenario if I was driving from
home from work gridlocked, and I just

918
01:03:20.360 --> 01:03:22.920
kept thinking, man, I can't
wait, I can't wait to bust in

919
01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:27.599
the sink. But then I'm also
having thoughts that like, oh man,

920
01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:30.760
I probably shouldn't that's probably a bad
idea. And then fucking an hour later

921
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:35.000
you get home and then you bust
in the sink, and then you're like

922
01:03:35.519 --> 01:03:39.719
and it's like you had previous You're
like, oh man, I know that

923
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:45.000
my nut is really clumpy and it
cans to clog the sink up. But

924
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:51.559
I really really love busting in yourself. This son about coming in the stake

925
01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:57.079
that makes me really happy. You
get there, yeah, come in to

926
01:03:57.199 --> 01:04:02.679
see you know your questions, and
then you explain and you explain to the

927
01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:11.159
plumber dude, the plumber looks at
you would discuss. Alright, let's go

928
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:18.880
on. This is all you other
questions. Rest in peace. J Cole,

929
01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:27.960
I like his clothes or whatever.
That's Jake Crew thinking of something else.

930
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:33.239
He owns cos. J Coles owns
coals. He does not at all.

931
01:04:39.000 --> 01:04:41.239
That's what, that's why, that's
why he made that that song.

932
01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:45.320
It's for Cole's cash. Yeah,
Chris is can you plaint him out of

933
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:50.039
a group? And James Jack,
I know who J Cole is. He's

934
01:04:50.039 --> 01:04:54.800
way more recognizable now with his fucking
hair. Like he was simply I was

935
01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:57.960
simply making a little joke, is
what I was doing. I was just

936
01:04:57.960 --> 01:05:01.519
wondering. You know, you don't
you don't know many rappers. J Cole

937
01:05:01.519 --> 01:05:04.679
looks. I feel like Jake Cole
looks vaguely. I mean outside of jay

938
01:05:04.719 --> 01:05:09.760
Z, who looks very distinct.
J Cole looks pretty distinct, you know,

939
01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:13.559
because of his dreads. Because nicest
thing you've ever said, like,

940
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:18.519
the looks distinct. That is a
very nice way. Yeah, that's very

941
01:05:18.599 --> 01:05:21.800
nice. I like that. Yeah, he's you know, he's a distinct

942
01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:28.280
looking person. Only he looks like
him, you know. Yeah, he's

943
01:05:28.320 --> 01:05:31.880
the only human to ever look like
him. That is true. He married

944
01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:40.880
Beyonce Knowles. Makes me so mad. Jay Z looks jay Z looks like

945
01:05:40.920 --> 01:05:49.280
he should be floating around crash Banded
Goots, Let's move, Let's okay?

946
01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:55.039
So Depon Days and Discovery Daft Punk
are this are some of the best and

947
01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:57.920
most influential albums in the two thousands? Prove me wrong. That's his name.

948
01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:00.559
His name, by the way,
Uh, maybe, yeah, probably?

949
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:04.639
I think I think I don't know
influential. I don't know about influential.

950
01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:10.199
I think probably because is that what
you're saying. I don't know.

951
01:06:10.239 --> 01:06:13.039
I don't have to think about deeven
Days is the one he caught. He

952
01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:15.920
copied stronger right from I would have
to think about it because I really don't

953
01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:19.199
have that information ontil my head.
I wouldn't say it's that. I wouldn't

954
01:06:19.199 --> 01:06:23.360
say they're the most influential albums.
I would say that they're they're some of

955
01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:27.800
the most there's some of the biggest
ones for sure, but like influential implies

956
01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:30.800
that they have, like I would
say, I would say, how how

957
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:34.119
he argued? How could you?
How? How I feel like? That's

958
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:44.400
thousands was like so many, There
was so much like fucking like uh a

959
01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:48.679
thousand miles and like fucking punk ship
that that' kind of it was light,

960
01:06:49.199 --> 01:06:54.119
but it wasn't like super like on
Billboard, verything like that at that time.

961
01:06:54.559 --> 01:06:58.079
I'm not necessarily saying on Billboard.
I'm saying as effective like these have

962
01:06:58.320 --> 01:07:03.119
stood the test of time, which
is different, which isn't necessarily which isn't

963
01:07:03.119 --> 01:07:09.239
necessarily one one with influential. I
feel like influential needs like a lot.

964
01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:14.960
There needs to be a lot more
coming out of daft punk to for I

965
01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:16.679
don't know, that's whatever, that's
his name. That's not the that's not

966
01:07:16.719 --> 01:07:25.360
the point. He says, good
tidings, heart of the paint objectively and

967
01:07:25.519 --> 01:07:30.880
swings sweet. This is crazy,
this is this is fucking crazy. Sweens

968
01:07:30.960 --> 01:07:33.360
is the worst one by far.
Please stop bringing the rest of us black

969
01:07:33.400 --> 01:07:39.079
folks down and expand your vocabulary,
you thick lift, bug eyed, nappy

970
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:44.199
headed chimp. Gee. I gotta
fight you, bro. You gotta tell

971
01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:45.920
me who you are so I can
fight you. I have to fight you.

972
01:07:46.440 --> 01:07:48.199
What is what is your ad on
Twitter? So I can look at

973
01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:57.400
your profile and tear you down as
a person. You better you better like

974
01:07:57.440 --> 01:08:00.239
that and not let me back at
you. Yeah, you can it.

975
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:05.039
His his probile pictures on Patreon is
big Kingpin from uh from Spider Verse.

976
01:08:08.280 --> 01:08:13.079
So hold on, hold on,
it goes on, it goes on.

977
01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:16.880
This is funny, he says,
as requested an update. Now he changed

978
01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:19.840
his name, so you might not
remember who this is, but he says,

979
01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:24.479
I came clean to my girlfriend about
the sound of seamen shortly after posting

980
01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:29.239
that question. I was miraculously saved
by her generous sense of humor. There

981
01:08:29.279 --> 01:08:31.840
she sworn revenge against me and forever, and I will forever live in paranoia

982
01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:43.079
as a result. This is perfect. See like you, I was about

983
01:08:43.079 --> 01:08:46.600
to say this. I was just
about to say you you listen, listen,

984
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:48.960
you have to lock this person.
You have to lock this person down.

985
01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:54.800
You have to lock this person down. If because that she embarrassed herself

986
01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:59.359
in front of the room of her
peers and she forgave you, that's that's

987
01:08:59.399 --> 01:09:03.319
no, that's not that's not nothing. If I've learned anything in my life

988
01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:09.359
is that you lock those people down, all right, you get them,

989
01:09:09.520 --> 01:09:15.359
So congrats on that you didn't do
I'm not We're gonna get got lucky.

990
01:09:15.399 --> 01:09:17.640
Because he was able to laugh it
off. But at the same time,

991
01:09:18.279 --> 01:09:21.680
it's like, maybe like not a
lie, you know, maybe like tell

992
01:09:21.720 --> 01:09:25.079
a joke about haha, I'm kidding. Right afterwards, when you know,

993
01:09:25.479 --> 01:09:30.840
yah, don't be like same day
two months later, it was it was

994
01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:34.800
a joke. Yeah, they're doing
it again because not your girlfriends. Guys,

995
01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:38.920
I'm like, oh, this bitch
is a retard. Yeah, she's

996
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:42.159
not to be fair. They probably
to be fair. They probably already knew

997
01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:44.800
that, you know what I mean. This can't be like the only instance

998
01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:47.520
like she did something like insanely stupid, you know what I mean? It

999
01:09:47.520 --> 01:09:53.359
feel bad because I don't know your
girlfriend. I'm making funny. She's got

1000
01:09:53.359 --> 01:09:56.520
to know. Everything's cool. But
yeah, we're coming for your boy.

1001
01:09:56.960 --> 01:10:00.560
That that's that's facts. Like he's
right right for it. Pretty soon,

1002
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:03.279
he writes further, there's more,
there's more elements to this is a this

1003
01:10:03.319 --> 01:10:06.680
is a hefty question. He's getting
his value, He's getting his dollar value

1004
01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:11.039
for this. He says, well, I've got your attention. I work

1005
01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:14.880
as a game developer. And while
we were and while we were hanging out

1006
01:10:14.920 --> 01:10:18.640
a program, a friend of mine
that's never seen this show got dangerously high

1007
01:10:18.920 --> 01:10:26.520
and coincidentally pitched gangst the Quest to
me for four straight hours. Well,

1008
01:10:26.520 --> 01:10:32.000
you have plenty of ideas such as
homeless class that deals fed at all based

1009
01:10:32.079 --> 01:10:40.720
crip damage. I wanted to request
Swedeen Derek. I think that's a fucking

1010
01:10:40.760 --> 01:10:44.800
amazing by the way, Uh,
I want to request Sweet and Derek get

1011
01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:47.439
together and should you don't think that
there should be at least one addict in

1012
01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:55.479
gangs request? So here's the thing. I didn't a class real quick.

1013
01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:59.920
The way that Gangster Quest was set
up was very simple. There wasn't the

1014
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.600
the only goons in that game and
old school goons like I hate the new

1015
01:11:02.680 --> 01:11:06.359
the new term ruins goons for me. Now, like people were thinking of

1016
01:11:06.439 --> 01:11:14.600
like people jacking off like crazy product. So the only goons that were going

1017
01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:16.279
to be in in it because it
was basically the main character is gonna be

1018
01:11:16.279 --> 01:11:19.319
like c J and he was going
to be back in time in medieval times,

1019
01:11:19.479 --> 01:11:21.760
and the only other goons that were
going to be in there was when

1020
01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:26.199
you would summon them like a final
fantasy summons, so you would have maybe

1021
01:11:26.239 --> 01:11:29.000
like a drive by summons. So
there wasn't gonna be like a class of

1022
01:11:29.039 --> 01:11:32.640
like homeless people like all these black
fucking Yeah, it was gonna be shipped

1023
01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:41.680
like that, not like fits and
then like it was, I have the

1024
01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:45.560
whole thing, like I have a
forty minute podcast that I did with my

1025
01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:47.720
friend of us talking it out.
I need to unearth it and to hear

1026
01:11:47.760 --> 01:11:51.239
all the ins and outs of it. But I so would it be more

1027
01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:55.680
like huh see when when you pitched
it to when I when we had this

1028
01:11:55.720 --> 01:11:59.479
conversation before, I felt like it
was more similar to Skyrim when you're saying

1029
01:11:59.520 --> 01:12:00.800
this is what I so, this
is what I wanted. I wanted a

1030
01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:05.680
mixture of Skyrim and and uh and
uh oh my god, san andres Fantasy.

1031
01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:11.199
So basically, well, the Final
Fantasy is stealing things from other stuff,

1032
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:13.840
right, So like I wanted to
steal the summons from Final Fantasy,

1033
01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:16.239
but not have it be but you
could say, oh, more like Final

1034
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:20.479
Fantasy in the more open world sense
of like A fifteen or something, but

1035
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:26.640
the idea thinking so you're thinking he's
thinking more dragons, Dogma meets niggas,

1036
01:12:26.880 --> 01:12:31.760
you're thinking more Skyrim's quest nature.
Yeah, so I had the whole The

1037
01:12:31.760 --> 01:12:36.640
whole thing was plotted out with like
long story, short failed army guy,

1038
01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:42.000
right, this army nigga. He's
just he's honorably discharged. He wasn't dishonorable,

1039
01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:45.720
but he was just an average fucking
whatever. He's a part of the

1040
01:12:45.720 --> 01:12:47.079
crips whatever the fuck, or it
could be a fake, made up thing

1041
01:12:47.079 --> 01:12:50.720
that's like the crips, you know. Long story short, in the fucking

1042
01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:55.720
medieval time that's going on, it's
in danger. The Wizard sucks dick of

1043
01:12:55.760 --> 01:12:59.479
that time. He sees the kings
going crazy and he's like, I need

1044
01:12:59.520 --> 01:13:02.920
to stop him, and he's gaining
too much power. I'm gonna summons the

1045
01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:06.479
most like a powerful warrior from the
future that should have like so much infinite

1046
01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:11.720
knowledge and to be able to easily
thwart this nigga. But then his shitty

1047
01:13:11.760 --> 01:13:15.199
magic just summons that guy, just
this average and this we has to deal

1048
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:20.680
with him. So he summons this
average dude that's an okay shooter who understands

1049
01:13:20.760 --> 01:13:25.039
guns and a little bit of stuff. So then he gets magic and he

1050
01:13:25.119 --> 01:13:28.199
also just gets with the help of
Blacksmith, and then he gets guns.

1051
01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:30.600
He has uh. He he meets
people from that time, so he's gonna

1052
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:34.359
have some like medieval people that are
gonna start learning how to do some hood

1053
01:13:34.399 --> 01:13:39.279
shit, but like and then like
he gets the magic which is able to

1054
01:13:39.319 --> 01:13:42.600
summon his niggas like as like a
drive by or something like that. It

1055
01:13:42.680 --> 01:13:46.000
was gonna be something like that where
the whole idea is how much magic we're

1056
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:47.880
talking? Well, I was thinking
of it in a sense that how like

1057
01:13:47.960 --> 01:13:51.800
how you have magic in Skyrim where
it's like you have a meter like you

1058
01:13:51.840 --> 01:13:56.920
know that does replenish. And then
I was thinking of maybe something that is

1059
01:13:56.960 --> 01:14:00.079
a little bit different, like that
needs to be like focused and dragon and

1060
01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:03.000
he's inquisition where it's like here's your
your main attack, like your biggest thing.

1061
01:14:03.000 --> 01:14:05.520
That would be like a summons,
so it's like you have this focus

1062
01:14:05.560 --> 01:14:10.840
media that builds up over time something
like that. That was and it was

1063
01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:15.359
gonna be pretty simple, like how
how how what? What are the how

1064
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:17.560
high fantasy are we going? Like
are there dragons and ship? I want

1065
01:14:17.640 --> 01:14:25.800
absolutely if there's wizards, there's dragons, like like we gotta go, we

1066
01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:29.319
gotta go. How what is you
gotta figure out what is the cap of

1067
01:14:29.359 --> 01:14:32.560
the magic possible? Because if this
nigga goes back to Earth with magic,

1068
01:14:32.920 --> 01:14:38.039
well afterwards the world's over. That's
he's gonna go back. You're gonna be

1069
01:14:38.079 --> 01:14:40.079
like, oh yeah, guys,
look what I learned. I was going

1070
01:14:40.119 --> 01:14:43.680
for three weeks of when I learned
he just summons a meteor. This sequel

1071
01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:46.840
this sequel, and so they're actually, okay, you know what I'm I

1072
01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:50.800
am. I'm I'm misremembering something.
So I did remember one part when he

1073
01:14:51.079 --> 01:14:56.640
tried to go so kind of like
in the same vein, and and I'll

1074
01:14:56.640 --> 01:15:00.479
wrap this up real fast, because
maybe we should completely map out at an

1075
01:15:00.520 --> 01:15:03.119
extra ammal, but I'll wrap this
up real quick. When he thinks he

1076
01:15:03.479 --> 01:15:08.159
destroyed everything, he thought he did
everything, and he tries going home,

1077
01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:11.199
this is like in the middle of
the game with a twist. Actually what

1078
01:15:11.279 --> 01:15:15.239
happens. He ends up summoning more
people like Vatos and shit like that,

1079
01:15:15.279 --> 01:15:19.520
and then they start taking over garrisons. So now that like the King is

1080
01:15:19.560 --> 01:15:24.119
not the main boss we thought he
was. And then it turns out that

1081
01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:27.560
they need to clean up the area
with all these other like factions that start

1082
01:15:27.640 --> 01:15:30.199
rising up and taking advantage of the
magic in the area. And that's like

1083
01:15:30.239 --> 01:15:32.479
the second half of the game,
and so it becomes a whole thing of

1084
01:15:32.520 --> 01:15:38.000
like learning the responsibility of magic and
all this other shit and then kind of

1085
01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:41.199
taking that to the future and being
like, I can't use it for bad,

1086
01:15:42.119 --> 01:15:45.039
but we can also rework that.
We can shop this, and literally

1087
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:50.479
I want this to be real,
Like I want to at some point invest

1088
01:15:50.520 --> 01:15:53.960
in this because I know this would
be a fucking hitt even if it was

1089
01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:57.479
just like eight bit, like sprite
shit feels like some old maybe not eight

1090
01:15:57.520 --> 01:16:00.760
bit, but like you know,
fucking twenty four. Yeah, like yeah,

1091
01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:03.079
it feels like some I think it
would be a fucking hit. I

1092
01:16:03.079 --> 01:16:06.920
think like stelling on Steam for like
twenty bucks kind of a thing, and

1093
01:16:08.199 --> 01:16:10.920
that's that sounds cool, bro.
I play the ship out of this game.

1094
01:16:11.119 --> 01:16:14.640
It's just taking it to the right
people. I guess I've never tried

1095
01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:18.479
to shop it really, so yeah, none of that fitin off ship man,

1096
01:16:18.479 --> 01:16:21.439
that ship is. I hate when
people like start getting like let's do

1097
01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:25.239
all these like let's put cracking it, and I'm like, shut the fuck

1098
01:16:25.319 --> 01:16:28.399
up, man, you should you
should? You should? Yeah? Okay,

1099
01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:30.720
yeah, let's see. I was
thinking of it like Final Fantasy,

1100
01:16:30.760 --> 01:16:32.960
where it's like you would do poison
damage and it would be it would be

1101
01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:36.239
like a fentanyl, so it would
be fit. But I mean, so

1102
01:16:36.399 --> 01:16:43.239
I don't it would be the only
so fittanel could be something that you don't

1103
01:16:43.239 --> 01:16:46.520
have almost like say how there's like
a blood mage where it's like blood mage

1104
01:16:46.600 --> 01:16:51.439
is like bad business. So there's
like maybe somebody that has evil that ship,

1105
01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:55.079
or there's a there's a healing potion
but you pick it up and it's

1106
01:16:55.079 --> 01:17:00.920
like a it's like fake or whatever, like you says a rough All right,

1107
01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:03.640
I'm okay with that. That's fine, that's fine. It's just pure

1108
01:17:03.640 --> 01:17:06.800
negative effects from the classes. Too
much A class is too much? Ye

1109
01:17:08.840 --> 01:17:15.640
fair enough, stain go, Jenkins
wrote in he says got to double dip

1110
01:17:15.680 --> 01:17:20.199
here on episode two twenty, you
started talking about Geiger counters through means that

1111
01:17:20.239 --> 01:17:24.560
I am unable to disclose. I
was able to get one wild story.

1112
01:17:25.239 --> 01:17:28.560
Later, I became concerned with the
water quality in my parents' house. I

1113
01:17:28.600 --> 01:17:31.760
insisted on a water test and found
the uranium levels were eight times greater than

1114
01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:35.840
the acceptable amount. They bought a
filtration system. So now it's fine.

1115
01:17:36.760 --> 01:17:42.720
One day. There needs to be
better connective issues between these sentences, but

1116
01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:45.359
I'll give you a pass. One
day, I take the Geiger counter to

1117
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:48.880
one of the bathrooms I've been using
since childhood, and the counter starts screaming

1118
01:17:48.920 --> 01:17:51.840
the moment I bring it close to
the toilet, I am now waiting for

1119
01:17:51.880 --> 01:17:58.239
the ass cancer to consume me.
That's scary as fuck. Also, basically

1120
01:17:58.279 --> 01:18:01.279
what you were saying, it's exactly
what. It's exactly what I'm talking being

1121
01:18:01.520 --> 01:18:06.359
paranoid about that happening or something.
That's why I could never I would.

1122
01:18:06.359 --> 01:18:13.239
I would simply rather sit in an
a radiated room and not know it be

1123
01:18:13.359 --> 01:18:15.359
forced to like, oh man,
now you have like Geiger counter, and

1124
01:18:15.359 --> 01:18:19.119
now I know. Now it's on
me to leave and figure the shit out

1125
01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:26.840
too much. That is true.
That fucked my week up. It's definitely

1126
01:18:26.840 --> 01:18:30.600
something that I feel like i'd have
to. It makes me feel like I

1127
01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:33.279
should do a better job at just
trying to protect my body from certain elements,

1128
01:18:34.520 --> 01:18:40.920
certain certain things that you always hear, like, I know, speaking

1129
01:18:40.960 --> 01:18:45.680
of it is funny. Just I
just watched that Alex Jones documentary and I

1130
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:51.680
remember he was one of those people
that would sell potassium I had died because

1131
01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:58.000
when Fukushima exploded, like and he
was like, oh the the your radiation

1132
01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:01.479
is hit the Pacific Bay. You
guys gotta take potassium I die to protect

1133
01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:04.439
your thyroid. And I was like, what, what's happening? And then

1134
01:19:04.439 --> 01:19:08.319
so I just looked it up real
fast on Google, not not Google,

1135
01:19:08.319 --> 01:19:12.039
on YouTube, and funny enough,
it was his name Thunderfoot. That guy

1136
01:19:12.079 --> 01:19:14.760
came up and he was like doing
the the science and he's like, no,

1137
01:19:15.279 --> 01:19:16.800
no. He was like, no, no, it's it's fine,

1138
01:19:16.840 --> 01:19:21.279
it's not blowing up. And then
it was exposed on the documentary. His

1139
01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:27.039
people were going out to the to
the to the Pacific, going to like

1140
01:19:27.039 --> 01:19:30.359
San Francisco and shit, and testing
the water, testing the coast, and

1141
01:19:30.399 --> 01:19:32.720
all the guygers were coming back normal
and they were reporting it normal. And

1142
01:19:32.760 --> 01:19:38.039
then Alex Jones was furious. He
was so pissed that it wasn't it like

1143
01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:40.880
and the readers were hired because obviously
he couldn't make any sales off of that.

1144
01:19:40.920 --> 01:19:43.560
But I'm sure he still made sales
anyway. I'm sure he's still figure

1145
01:19:43.560 --> 01:19:45.319
out a way. Dude. It's
crazy. I was like, Damn,

1146
01:19:45.720 --> 01:19:50.720
it's fucking crazy that how Richy you
can just get off and just just saying

1147
01:19:50.760 --> 01:19:55.359
whatever, it literally doesn't have to
be even remotely true. It's kind of

1148
01:19:55.359 --> 01:20:01.800
crazy. He's just he just dog. He such a fuck's such a dumb

1149
01:20:01.880 --> 01:20:06.840
fuck, and he's so heavily affected
people's lives and just like I didn't know

1150
01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:13.720
what I was there wasn't like that. It's like, motherfucker, you were

1151
01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:17.720
a monster. You are a terrible
person. Bro. While he was while

1152
01:20:17.720 --> 01:20:23.399
he was in court, he was
doing his broadcast and it was it was

1153
01:20:23.479 --> 01:20:27.079
like Doctor Jekyll mister high type ship, like he didn't even remember what happened.

1154
01:20:27.159 --> 01:20:30.359
He'd be on his broadcast saying like
the horrible ship, like, oh

1155
01:20:30.439 --> 01:20:31.880
yeah, I think the like one
of the victims, the guy that he

1156
01:20:31.920 --> 01:20:33.600
was gonna face the court. I
think it's kind of slow. I think

1157
01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:39.560
he's like autistic. And then there
was a picture of the judge just in

1158
01:20:39.800 --> 01:20:42.880
flames and then she saw it and
she was looking at it like what the

1159
01:20:42.920 --> 01:20:45.439
fuck dude. He's like, yeah, see, people don't understand. I

1160
01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:49.359
will say that you were uh you
were burning freedom of speech or something like

1161
01:20:49.439 --> 01:20:51.840
yeah, you just trying to cover
for it. I'm like, dude,

1162
01:20:53.079 --> 01:20:56.359
you know they're gonna see this.
How are you doing this? I don't

1163
01:20:56.399 --> 01:21:00.600
understand? On bro, dude,
what's what service is that? Is that

1164
01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:05.600
documentary? Max? So it's on
Max? Yeah, just type in the

1165
01:21:05.640 --> 01:21:11.079
people versus No sorry sorry the truth
versus Ox Jones, and it was really

1166
01:21:11.560 --> 01:21:14.760
it's it's a fascinating documentary. It's
also sad because you get to hear the

1167
01:21:14.800 --> 01:21:18.319
accounts of the parents talking about how
their kids got Swiss cheese, and I'm

1168
01:21:18.359 --> 01:21:25.640
like, dude, that's uh,
that's bad. Wish up man, straight

1169
01:21:25.720 --> 01:21:31.199
up, dude, I love Swiss
cheese. That's with pretzel fucking by some

1170
01:21:31.359 --> 01:21:34.039
guy that had a tough day at
school and he's like, you know what

1171
01:21:34.079 --> 01:21:36.520
I woulda do. I'm gonna go
to this fucking middle school and bother these

1172
01:21:36.600 --> 01:21:41.720
children I've never seen before. That's
the valid. That's valid, that's the

1173
01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:48.520
that's what you're fine. Electrify shoot
children, fine, electrifying mine, electrifying

1174
01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:51.520
my Homo cochrane and he says,
hey, fellas the other day Hoopa snank

1175
01:21:51.520 --> 01:21:56.479
and chumblewam but both came on the
radio on my work on my way to

1176
01:21:56.560 --> 01:22:00.319
work, and it just had me
wondering, what do you think is the

1177
01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:04.039
gayest name for an artist or band? I love that, that's the question.

1178
01:22:05.560 --> 01:22:12.319
After you heard I can I say
I have to say this, I

1179
01:22:12.319 --> 01:22:14.039
don't I don't know. I don't
know if I have an answer to this

1180
01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:17.680
question. I just love that that's
the thought process that because it makes it's

1181
01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:21.600
valid. Though it really is valid, because now that you say that,

1182
01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:26.039
I'm like, wait, is there
any name stupider than those names? That's

1183
01:22:26.079 --> 01:22:32.119
pretty good, pretty stupid? So
I got to ask stupid, But Hoopa

1184
01:22:32.159 --> 01:22:38.239
snank is very fucking thumb. Hoop
a snak is absolutely stupid, and and

1185
01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:41.479
and and one thing. I so
I learned this, Uh well, I

1186
01:22:41.520 --> 01:22:45.359
never looked it up before, but
I got to talk to dug Well,

1187
01:22:45.840 --> 01:22:48.319
the singer and the guitars and HUPA
Stink. They were doing their like twentieth

1188
01:22:48.319 --> 01:22:53.840
anniversary thing or whatever, and I
got to talk to them with this guy

1189
01:22:53.840 --> 01:22:57.399
Brian from Rockfeed, and I asked
them because I remember they were doing an

1190
01:22:57.439 --> 01:23:00.119
interview for k Rock, the radio
station to do this weenie roast thing.

1191
01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:03.840
They'd have all these rock bands,
and HUPI Stink came on and they asked,

1192
01:23:03.840 --> 01:23:06.840
of course, what the fuck does
your name mean? And they said

1193
01:23:08.039 --> 01:23:11.760
there was like some giant, retarded
jock in high school that would just yell

1194
01:23:11.880 --> 01:23:15.079
that name the word Huba steak,
and it just stuck with them that they

1195
01:23:15.159 --> 01:23:18.359
just kept that as their band name. So I asked them. I was

1196
01:23:18.359 --> 01:23:20.560
like, hey, I heard this
when you guys are on the RAIDO is

1197
01:23:20.560 --> 01:23:25.880
this true? And they were like
no, Literally, every single time anyone

1198
01:23:25.920 --> 01:23:28.399
asked us what the name is,
we make up something different on the spot.

1199
01:23:28.439 --> 01:23:31.560
And I was like, that's fucking
that's crazy. I was like,

1200
01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:35.359
I know, I actually love that. They're like like they're doing the fucking

1201
01:23:35.439 --> 01:23:41.560
Heath Ledger Joker thing. They're just
fake backstories for the name. I love

1202
01:23:41.600 --> 01:23:44.560
that though. That's that's actually that
redeems it a little bit in my eyes,

1203
01:23:44.600 --> 01:23:59.840
but it's still a terrible name.
It's I got nondrome. I have

1204
01:24:00.359 --> 01:24:06.439
downs but again, you know,
you gotta keep me down. My sinn

1205
01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:14.199
drums down, but I get up
again, never never, never get up

1206
01:24:14.199 --> 01:24:17.920
again. Down. There's no Jones
down and I can't get up again.

1207
01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:25.079
Damn it cannot get up again.
You're you're always gonna keep me down.

1208
01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:30.159
My sin drome is down. That's
amazing, dude. That is so much

1209
01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:33.079
better than like a gate like making
a gay version of that, like the

1210
01:24:33.119 --> 01:24:39.960
down central version of that song is
so much better. My syndrums down,

1211
01:24:40.000 --> 01:24:43.680
get up again. Just hearing all
those what are they British Irish. What

1212
01:24:43.720 --> 01:24:47.119
the funk are they? What are
those people something? There's something because they

1213
01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:55.119
have that. You know, we
got a good one. We got a

1214
01:24:55.119 --> 01:24:58.560
good one here, We got a
good one here by Randy Okay, go

1215
01:24:58.600 --> 01:25:03.960
on Randy King as eternal thirteen year
old mister always wrong and Chris since dip

1216
01:25:04.039 --> 01:25:09.560
ship said that Assassin's Treed two story
was so stupid, you guys should make

1217
01:25:09.560 --> 01:25:13.000
your own Assassin's Treed two plot like
the Gears of Word movie you guys made

1218
01:25:13.000 --> 01:25:15.840
on Extra Ammo. Not a bad
idea at all. I don't even know

1219
01:25:15.840 --> 01:25:19.159
why. I don't know. I
don't know why I didn't think of doing

1220
01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:27.159
something like that with because Auditor would
be like a fucking fun character to make

1221
01:25:27.199 --> 01:25:30.920
our own stupid version of Assassins Treed
two with. I think you should meet

1222
01:25:30.079 --> 01:25:35.720
everybody he should he should meet.
Yeah, that's a good extra. Should

1223
01:25:35.800 --> 01:25:42.520
he should meet that, he should
meet the as well, the literally he

1224
01:25:42.520 --> 01:25:45.359
should meet. You should have been
a kingdom for a solid portion of you.

1225
01:25:45.359 --> 01:25:48.800
He should be in the mushroom kingdom
for a solid like that might not

1226
01:25:48.880 --> 01:25:55.720
be a bad idea. He should
be a warrior version of Etsio where his

1227
01:25:55.880 --> 01:26:12.079
name is Metzio I hate that so
much. What CEO, that's good,

1228
01:26:12.319 --> 01:26:23.840
wet CEO, whatsenz and he's just
CEO in purple and he's stupid. It's

1229
01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:28.560
real, it's it's it's real e
c O in purple overalls and like the

1230
01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:32.239
purple hat he's got it. It's
straight up. It's straight up just warrior

1231
01:26:32.960 --> 01:26:38.119
or wall Ouigi or whatever. That's
great. I think I think that's it

1232
01:26:38.119 --> 01:26:39.960
is silly. Everybody got mad at
me when I said that. I was

1233
01:26:39.960 --> 01:26:43.520
like, I think I'm sorry.
I think I think the fact that it's

1234
01:26:43.560 --> 01:26:46.960
it's it's it's right. A cool
Italian character, all right, he's an

1235
01:26:46.960 --> 01:26:53.640
assassin's Italy. Uh, he knows
da Vinci. Uh. It's some guy

1236
01:26:53.720 --> 01:26:57.399
named Mario and it too. Uh. I mean, I don't know.

1237
01:26:57.399 --> 01:27:00.680
I think it's I think it's still
very silly that because I think it'sn't even

1238
01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:03.560
the point that it's not stupid.
The point is that it's not uniquely stupid

1239
01:27:03.680 --> 01:27:09.079
or any stupider than the things that
you don't think are stupid. That's kind

1240
01:27:09.079 --> 01:27:11.920
of the problem. I think a
lot of things are stupid. I enjoy

1241
01:27:11.960 --> 01:27:14.039
a lot of stuff, but a
lot of things I enjoy I think are

1242
01:27:14.079 --> 01:27:18.000
fucking dumb, right, Like my
favorite hero, Spider Man. Spider Man

1243
01:27:18.119 --> 01:27:24.199
as a concept is fucking retarded.
How is someone as smart as Peter Parker

1244
01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:30.000
still that fucking poor That is outrageous. Well that's spider Man, that's the

1245
01:27:30.039 --> 01:27:36.199
concept of Peter Parker. Yeah,
but that Spider Man is stupid too.

1246
01:27:36.279 --> 01:27:39.359
I think Spider Man is because of
the fact that what you call that,

1247
01:27:39.399 --> 01:27:42.680
people still think he's a menace even
though he's doing all that good ship.

1248
01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:45.439
And then at the same time,
it doesn't kill his villains, so villains

1249
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:48.279
can't go kill people again, Like
that's all so dumb. I love it,

1250
01:27:48.439 --> 01:27:51.319
don't get wrong. I love Spider
Man. Can't figure out how propaganda

1251
01:27:51.359 --> 01:27:55.159
works, like you can't just you
can't just do propaganda of his own and

1252
01:27:55.199 --> 01:28:00.920
make it exactly himself or beat the
fuck out of j Joo jameson to be

1253
01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:02.560
like, nigga, I'm saving people. If you print on stupid bob me

1254
01:28:02.600 --> 01:28:05.079
again, I'm throwing you out of
a window, or I'm not gonna save

1255
01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:11.079
you. You're getting in the way, you die. You want to do

1256
01:28:11.119 --> 01:28:14.920
your job well, and then this
nigga is like just profiting off of your

1257
01:28:15.319 --> 01:28:18.119
misery and your your misfortune I would. I would definitely, I would threaten

1258
01:28:18.199 --> 01:28:20.640
me do if you do this one
more time, like if you even print

1259
01:28:20.680 --> 01:28:25.199
that, I would I threatened you
I'm going to kill your family. It's

1260
01:28:25.239 --> 01:28:27.199
that simple. No, I'd be
like, I'm not going to kill your

1261
01:28:27.199 --> 01:28:30.000
family, but I know function's gonna
find you and I'm not gonna save you,

1262
01:28:30.119 --> 01:28:33.000
all right, I would just have
rhino rap o or something. I'd

1263
01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:42.680
be like, I'd lead a fight
over to his house. No jj oh

1264
01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:58.199
no, the rhino's coming while he's
white. Imagine pieces you're even everywhere.

1265
01:28:58.800 --> 01:29:01.000
What's even scary about that there was
that Peter is smart enough to to get

1266
01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:03.279
away with something like that, in
the sense that like, oh, Rhino's

1267
01:29:03.319 --> 01:29:08.239
fighting me, I'm fighting Rhino.
I know where j jon and Jamison lives.

1268
01:29:08.520 --> 01:29:13.279
I can just fight Rhino and get
him over to j Jonah Jamison and

1269
01:29:13.319 --> 01:29:16.279
then oh no, j Jon Jamison
is dead through no fault of my own.

1270
01:29:16.720 --> 01:29:24.760
Oh no, he got trowned.
But imagine spitefully leading a rhinoceros towards

1271
01:29:24.760 --> 01:29:28.880
somebody's house like that is so great, That is so out of pocket.

1272
01:29:29.560 --> 01:29:34.079
Oh it's all dumb, dude.
The fact that the fact that Spider Man

1273
01:29:34.119 --> 01:29:38.560
is still even Spider Man. It's
like the moment Miles shows up, Nigga,

1274
01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:43.399
I'm gone, I'm bet you're literally
just better than me. I'm gonna

1275
01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:46.720
go on vacations. I'm gonna take
my job seriously, I'm gonna get my

1276
01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:50.319
degrees I can get in two weeks
because I'm a genius and I'm go fuck

1277
01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:54.800
it. It's it's all dumb,
dude, it's all so stupid. The

1278
01:29:54.840 --> 01:29:59.920
only superhero that makes sense. Really, it's like having someone like Superman exit

1279
01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:02.800
because Superman is just better than us
in every way. Let him solve the

1280
01:30:02.880 --> 01:30:06.119
problems and hopefully lead us to a
better future. The fact that said he

1281
01:30:06.279 --> 01:30:12.520
just exists as a humanoid far away
and you can have all magical powers because

1282
01:30:12.560 --> 01:30:16.680
of the sun is fucking absolutely stupid. It's insane too. But like there's

1283
01:30:16.880 --> 01:30:20.760
there's nothing, There is no good
examples. Really is Batman Batman? Like

1284
01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:24.199
Batman is feasible. You can I
can see Elon Musk if he was a

1285
01:30:24.199 --> 01:30:28.359
little more autistic doing shit like that. We already talked about him getting killed

1286
01:30:28.479 --> 01:30:31.640
night one, get killed. Don't
get me wrong. Somebody hit him with

1287
01:30:31.680 --> 01:30:43.239
a baseball bat and don't exposed.
Gary get from there, wines and up.

1288
01:30:44.600 --> 01:30:50.760
That's exactly what would happened, fucking
pleading profusely. He's got more teeth

1289
01:30:50.760 --> 01:30:54.960
than he should have, let his
teeth fall out and then like a whole

1290
01:30:54.960 --> 01:30:59.039
other set of teeths fall out again. You're like, what the what's wrong?

1291
01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:03.279
I would love that somebody convinced him
to do that. Like, dude,

1292
01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:06.560
Elon, You're strong and awesome and
amazing. You can easily be Batman.

1293
01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:11.720
You know, we should him every
day. You should like him,

1294
01:31:11.920 --> 01:31:15.600
you should be you can totally weird. Are the ones that do it?

1295
01:31:15.600 --> 01:31:20.800
We don't what they get? Suit
you seen not that you mentioned a noto

1296
01:31:20.840 --> 01:31:30.199
that you mentioned I should do it? Remember him on the yacht like Howard,

1297
01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:33.439
imagine what you look at in a
batsuit? Dude, broad did you

1298
01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:35.479
see it? Was it? It
was it? Who drew it? Was

1299
01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:43.439
it? Rob? Uh? Rob
Layfield America even totally look like that?

1300
01:31:44.760 --> 01:31:47.960
And then just get the piss beat
out of the first fucking hour. He

1301
01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:56.800
would try to stop that. Next
question bext question, I'll be the bad

1302
01:31:56.880 --> 01:32:00.560
man. I don't want to set
my ass on fire. I just want

1303
01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:02.159
to see a really big fart.
Is that I don't want to see that

1304
01:32:02.279 --> 01:32:04.680
set the world on fire? Is
that what that is? I think?

1305
01:32:05.840 --> 01:32:10.359
Dumb? Yeah, anyway, you're
right, And he says, do you

1306
01:32:10.359 --> 01:32:15.000
guys think you could parentheses? Not? Would so? Not? Would do

1307
01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:19.760
you guys think that you could enjoy
an orgy? No? No, No,

1308
01:32:19.960 --> 01:32:23.399
I think I think there was a
time. There was a time where

1309
01:32:23.399 --> 01:32:25.880
I was younger, I was curious
enough to potentially like, ah, yeah,

1310
01:32:25.920 --> 01:32:32.560
maybe, but like I've evolved,
yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely

1311
01:32:33.640 --> 01:32:38.199
in the scenario, Like even in
the scenario let's just say, let's just

1312
01:32:38.239 --> 01:32:45.199
say the scenario that it's just clones
of my wife and like me, and

1313
01:32:45.279 --> 01:32:48.279
it's like that crazy scenario of that
racio of an orgy, like complete fantasy

1314
01:32:48.319 --> 01:32:53.119
bullshit, that would never happen.
Even in that sense, I think I

1315
01:32:53.119 --> 01:32:57.039
would just get I would just be
overwhelmed and it would make me tired immediately,

1316
01:32:57.640 --> 01:33:00.880
just thinking like oh, I'd be
tired before, Like no, oh,

1317
01:33:00.920 --> 01:33:03.399
that's a lot of work. That's
a lot of fucking work, dude.

1318
01:33:03.800 --> 01:33:09.000
Like it's not, it's not it's
good. It's it's a hassle.

1319
01:33:09.800 --> 01:33:14.279
It's a lot of work, dude. It seems like a hassle. I

1320
01:33:14.319 --> 01:33:19.199
can barely run a mile without feeling
like I'm like, just I'm in really

1321
01:33:19.239 --> 01:33:24.960
bad shape right now, and I
can't imagine like trying to even even a

1322
01:33:24.960 --> 01:33:30.000
threesome sounds fucking overwhelming, dude,
Like it's just that's an orgy. Sounds

1323
01:33:30.000 --> 01:33:33.079
like everyone's fucking around you and then
you're probably swapping and all this crazy shit's

1324
01:33:33.119 --> 01:33:35.760
going on. LuSE, I imagine
that's the point of an orgy. Otherwise,

1325
01:33:35.800 --> 01:33:39.720
what is the point just you just
random people to Is that what that

1326
01:33:39.840 --> 01:33:43.199
is? Because otherwise why would I
want that? Why would anybody want that?

1327
01:33:44.239 --> 01:33:45.439
Like, what's the point? Like
I would I would assume the point

1328
01:33:45.439 --> 01:33:49.000
of an orgy orgy is like swapping
people or something, right, That's that's

1329
01:33:49.079 --> 01:33:54.159
that's what you would assume. Yeah, So I don't like people touching me.

1330
01:33:54.239 --> 01:33:56.359
That's the thing. I don't like
people touching me. I just can't

1331
01:33:56.359 --> 01:33:59.439
point. I hate people touching me
in general. So I think that's the

1332
01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:03.000
duation would drive me insane because I
don't I really like even my girlfriend like

1333
01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:05.239
that nighttime, she like wants to
touch my face. I'm like, hey

1334
01:34:05.439 --> 01:34:10.920
stop, please, I don't like
this. Yeah, I understand, I

1335
01:34:10.960 --> 01:34:14.640
don't like. I don't like.
Uh, I don't even like JoJo's blanket

1336
01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:17.640
touching me and she fucking like,
first of all, she like generates heat,

1337
01:34:17.760 --> 01:34:23.439
like fucking the human torch, so
she's from the Caucus area. Yeah,

1338
01:34:23.560 --> 01:34:29.039
they need heat pros. So it's
just like fucking disgusting, even when

1339
01:34:29.079 --> 01:34:31.119
like I can feel some for heat
on the blanket and touches me, and

1340
01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:34.640
I'm like, this is gross so
hot, but uh yeah, so I

1341
01:34:34.640 --> 01:34:39.920
can't imagine a bunch of that.
Everything about that sounds when I if I

1342
01:34:40.000 --> 01:34:44.399
was younger, I think the milestone
of it would have been because when I

1343
01:34:44.439 --> 01:34:48.399
was younger, I was like I
was like a Thanos type of like milestone

1344
01:34:48.439 --> 01:34:53.479
collector thing that was pretty much all
I cared about. It wasn't like oh

1345
01:34:53.640 --> 01:34:57.439
but then as I got older,
I stopped giving a ship and then the

1346
01:34:57.439 --> 01:35:01.560
accolades were only for me. They're
nobody really knows the stuff that I've done

1347
01:35:01.600 --> 01:35:04.359
in a way, because it's not
it would only impress like a what like

1348
01:35:04.359 --> 01:35:10.399
a teenager in high school like you're
so cool exactly, girls who gives a

1349
01:35:10.439 --> 01:35:15.319
fuck? So it's like you know
what cares at all? Yeah, I

1350
01:35:15.560 --> 01:35:20.520
like like my avarice as a child
would have led me to attempt it.

1351
01:35:20.920 --> 01:35:25.279
Yeah, my weed would have led
me to tempt it, and then afterwards

1352
01:35:25.279 --> 01:35:28.880
I would have felt just unclean in
the eyes of the Lord and the planet

1353
01:35:29.119 --> 01:35:32.600
the eyes of the Lord, I'm
like, I fucked. I took my

1354
01:35:32.800 --> 01:35:39.239
freshly fucked penis out of one girl
and put in another. I am trash,

1355
01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:43.319
trash. Yeah, I've never done
that. I've never done that.

1356
01:35:43.319 --> 01:35:46.600
That's actually, uh, there have
been. There have been some opportunities.

1357
01:35:46.600 --> 01:35:49.479
And you know, one thing that
really sealed the deal for me was when

1358
01:35:49.479 --> 01:35:53.760
my friend told me about his experience
that he did. He was smashing this

1359
01:35:53.800 --> 01:35:56.960
one girl regularly, and then she
was like, hey, you want to

1360
01:35:56.960 --> 01:36:00.520
bring in my other friend and he
was like sure, and and then so

1361
01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:01.800
when he started, you know,
that night, when he started putting the

1362
01:36:01.800 --> 01:36:06.479
moves on the other friend, the
other girl actually got really upset and ran

1363
01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:10.239
into the bathroom and started crying.
And he was like, what the fuck?

1364
01:36:10.560 --> 01:36:16.600
This was your idea? I heard
that before. The reality is that

1365
01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:20.079
people can't. I don't know,
maybe not people like this. It's a

1366
01:36:20.239 --> 01:36:24.039
rude generalization obviously, like there are
some people who can, but like,

1367
01:36:24.760 --> 01:36:27.760
more often than not, people are
going to find themselves in that situation,

1368
01:36:28.199 --> 01:36:32.520
and someone involved in that situation will
not be able to handle it. Someone

1369
01:36:32.640 --> 01:36:34.800
There's a pretty high chance that's what
it's gonna be one of them. And

1370
01:36:34.800 --> 01:36:38.399
I look, man, I don't
know. Man, I've had opportunities that

1371
01:36:38.439 --> 01:36:41.159
I've skipped on and I'm just like, I'm not doing this either. Like

1372
01:36:41.159 --> 01:36:44.119
I remember, I remember specifically once. I remember specifically once where it was

1373
01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:49.159
like I had everything was like lined
up, and then the night came and

1374
01:36:49.199 --> 01:36:51.119
then she was walking out of the
she was walking out of the bar,

1375
01:36:51.359 --> 01:36:55.520
and my partner at the time were
like, it's like she looks a little

1376
01:36:55.920 --> 01:37:00.399
drunk, like too drunk, Like
she's like stumbling around. This ain't happening.

1377
01:37:00.680 --> 01:37:03.119
I'm not I'm not getting involved with
anything like this. This is fucking

1378
01:37:03.119 --> 01:37:10.000
crazy. Yeah that was. And
then in high school. In high school,

1379
01:37:10.000 --> 01:37:12.239
I had I had a similar thing, but that was that was straight

1380
01:37:12.279 --> 01:37:15.039
up bitch that I was like,
I'm not doing this. It was college.

1381
01:37:15.279 --> 01:37:15.800
It was like it was like the
first year of college. I was

1382
01:37:15.840 --> 01:37:18.279
like, dude, I just know, no chance in hell I'm doing this.

1383
01:37:18.720 --> 01:37:24.920
I just I just start something.
Yeah, I just I just started

1384
01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:29.840
doing this. I just started doing
this regularly. I'm not about to like

1385
01:37:30.000 --> 01:37:34.760
advance to this level like off the
bat, like there's too much to like

1386
01:37:34.760 --> 01:37:39.000
like it's it's avarice, right,
It's just like all this ship we see

1387
01:37:40.039 --> 01:37:43.520
and you get to the point and
you're like, I I got so scared.

1388
01:37:43.680 --> 01:37:45.439
I called one of my friends.
I was like, yo, dude,

1389
01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:46.880
I think I can't do this man, and I was he was like,

1390
01:37:46.960 --> 01:37:49.800
just don't do it. And I
was like, man, I'm just

1391
01:37:49.840 --> 01:37:54.800
not gonna do it with sex is
a little man. You got scared,

1392
01:37:55.039 --> 01:37:58.720
like a little I feel like because
I don't because that's so much. But

1393
01:37:58.800 --> 01:38:02.439
that's that's not one person, that's
a whole another dimension of being added to

1394
01:38:02.439 --> 01:38:04.720
the situation for me. And I
was like, I can't do this right

1395
01:38:04.720 --> 01:38:10.560
now, man, I gotta I
gotta not right now, all right now.

1396
01:38:10.560 --> 01:38:13.840
I'm fucking I'm nineteen years old.
Bro. Like, do you mean

1397
01:38:13.920 --> 01:38:16.359
like nervous and not like scared,
because I feel like they're different. I

1398
01:38:16.399 --> 01:38:17.600
was like, yeah, I was, Yeah, I was. It was

1399
01:38:17.680 --> 01:38:21.840
nerves, it was severeness. It
wasn't like dreg it wasn't dragged. Okay,

1400
01:38:21.880 --> 01:38:27.640
that's totally just very scared to me, is very different from being like

1401
01:38:27.760 --> 01:38:30.359
really nervous or really anxious or something
like, fuck, I don't know if

1402
01:38:30.399 --> 01:38:32.960
I want to do this, Like
I get that even like the uh sometimes

1403
01:38:33.000 --> 01:38:38.760
the uh the look at me as
So my experience is a lot different from

1404
01:38:38.800 --> 01:38:44.600
yours because uh, I'm a I'm
a short man, but I'm also black,

1405
01:38:44.880 --> 01:38:47.880
and because I'm black, a lot
of women probably expected me to have

1406
01:38:48.039 --> 01:38:55.520
like impossibly big penises like in porn, and so there's already me having this

1407
01:38:55.600 --> 01:38:59.199
psychological thing I have to deal with
with. Am I even gonna be what?

1408
01:39:00.520 --> 01:39:03.560
Am I gonna be inadequate because of
what they're expecting of me. Luckily

1409
01:39:04.640 --> 01:39:09.359
I didn't have, like, as
far as I'm concerned, I haven't noticed

1410
01:39:09.439 --> 01:39:11.920
anything like that happened to me.
But it's always in the back of my

1411
01:39:11.920 --> 01:39:14.319
head that I'm like, I'm sure
some of these bitches want to smash,

1412
01:39:14.359 --> 01:39:17.680
thinking that they're gonna get this gorilla
fucking horsehog or something, and then they're

1413
01:39:17.720 --> 01:39:23.359
just gonna get like a decent sized
penis, but they wanted like some crazy

1414
01:39:23.439 --> 01:39:27.479
fucking rainstick, and I'm like,
hah, you know, So there would

1415
01:39:27.520 --> 01:39:30.960
be times where if I'm gauging that, I'm like, I don't even know

1416
01:39:30.960 --> 01:39:32.720
if I want to smash or something, because I don't want to get in

1417
01:39:32.720 --> 01:39:36.840
this awkward situation where they're like,
oh, yeah, that's fine. I

1418
01:39:36.840 --> 01:39:40.279
mean, I'm totally cool with that, but it's no, you know,

1419
01:39:40.600 --> 01:39:43.640
expecting you know, I'm like,
well, fuck you fucking then I'm all

1420
01:39:43.720 --> 01:39:45.920
hurt and I'm screaming and crying and
running away my pants down and shit,

1421
01:39:47.199 --> 01:39:54.079
I've never had like yeah, just
it's just like people, I don't know.

1422
01:39:54.119 --> 01:39:58.000
I feel like most of my sexual
endeavors the it's never like I've had

1423
01:39:58.039 --> 01:40:01.760
bad ones, but like it's like, all right, that was bad,

1424
01:40:02.720 --> 01:40:05.680
we'll work on it. I guess
let me ask you something, you guys,

1425
01:40:06.199 --> 01:40:12.520
would you if you were able to
know what all your sexual partners were

1426
01:40:12.560 --> 01:40:15.840
thinking about your sexual performance? Would
you want to know, like if you

1427
01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:16.840
were able to, like, you
know, some type of crystal ball ship

1428
01:40:17.239 --> 01:40:21.840
or whatever, reading people's minds,
would you want to know like the honest

1429
01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:25.800
truth of how they feel about you
as a sexual partner? Or are you

1430
01:40:26.119 --> 01:40:30.920
good with how you feel now?
Like you're like, oh yeah, my

1431
01:40:31.039 --> 01:40:35.279
sexual endeavors so far, the first
few wants are going to be really embarrassing,

1432
01:40:35.439 --> 01:40:38.560
is the first few ones, because
they were bad. They were they

1433
01:40:38.560 --> 01:40:43.840
were bad for even bad sake,
they were like bad, but mashing against

1434
01:40:43.840 --> 01:40:45.920
the plus it's not even in I
was just slamming it against it, just

1435
01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:49.079
slamming it against it, and seeing
what happened, I would just hit against

1436
01:40:49.119 --> 01:41:00.119
it again. That's hot, dude, that's a while, just immediately eventually,

1437
01:41:01.239 --> 01:41:04.479
Yeah, it was that good baby. You like that, you like

1438
01:41:04.560 --> 01:41:11.279
that we slap your tummy with my
fat Yeah, no, man, orgies

1439
01:41:11.279 --> 01:41:13.960
are out of the question. I
think just generally, like I don't know,

1440
01:41:14.840 --> 01:41:16.960
there's a brief period and there's a
brief period of time where I probably

1441
01:41:17.000 --> 01:41:20.880
would have thought about doing it for
the story and for no other reason than

1442
01:41:21.000 --> 01:41:26.039
just a story. But like even
that's just not even the gem collecting,

1443
01:41:26.159 --> 01:41:30.119
just like just like oh because my
because my thought is, look, I

1444
01:41:30.359 --> 01:41:33.760
don't believe and I don't believe that
there's a life after you die, you

1445
01:41:33.760 --> 01:41:35.840
know, like I believe this is
it. So for me, I'm like

1446
01:41:35.880 --> 01:41:38.840
thinking, it's like, oh,
well, it would be hoovy to have

1447
01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:42.920
as many experiences as possible. Uh, And so for me, I'm thinking

1448
01:41:42.920 --> 01:41:44.760
like, ah, yeah, maybe, But then like I know, I

1449
01:41:44.800 --> 01:41:46.439
know myself well enough to be like
if that situation ever occurred, I would

1450
01:41:46.439 --> 01:41:48.760
just think myself into a position where
I'm just like, oh, well,

1451
01:41:48.760 --> 01:41:54.159
no, this is fucking this is
not me, This is not this is

1452
01:41:54.199 --> 01:41:58.479
not where I want to be or
where I belonged. There's no story here

1453
01:41:58.479 --> 01:42:02.680
that I'm going to enjoy having,
so like, there's no point really in

1454
01:42:02.760 --> 01:42:09.840
it. But yeah, no way, no shot. Thanks for ready tomorrow

1455
01:42:10.439 --> 01:42:17.680
tomorrow tomorrow? What Oh, we're
setting up the orgy tomorrow. That's I

1456
01:42:17.680 --> 01:42:20.880
mean, you have fun, guys, Yeah, have a great time.

1457
01:42:20.880 --> 01:42:26.479
Bro, make sure you guys are
invited. I'll be the puppet master.

1458
01:42:26.800 --> 01:42:30.479
What if you another thing I don't
worry about. What if some my fucking

1459
01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:34.479
I would go. I would go
to an orgy if I could, if

1460
01:42:34.479 --> 01:42:40.039
I could be like a sports commentator
and I could like and I could be

1461
01:42:40.159 --> 01:42:45.600
like, there goes, there goes
what's her face with the giant vagina walking

1462
01:42:45.600 --> 01:42:47.720
into center for sweedy Rick agains back
in the fight. He was gone,

1463
01:42:48.600 --> 01:42:54.359
Peter's back out there, he went
back, and guy's a fucking phenom.

1464
01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:59.800
You know you're saying this, And
I guarantee, I am positive there is

1465
01:42:59.840 --> 01:43:04.960
a Japanese game show with this exactly. Sure, I bet, and I

1466
01:43:05.039 --> 01:43:11.840
want to watch it because it's not
a game to them though it's like a

1467
01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:16.880
certified serious sport. It was like
fucking the whole Athletic Commission and it's it's

1468
01:43:16.920 --> 01:43:20.359
they they take this seriously. Dude. That is what happens when you're on

1469
01:43:20.399 --> 01:43:25.239
the island on your own for so
long, Bro, you develop and then

1470
01:43:25.279 --> 01:43:29.600
you get new. That's what happened. There's the secret recipe that that's what

1471
01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:33.800
you're doin. Anime would have existed. Do you think anime would exist without

1472
01:43:33.800 --> 01:43:36.560
the Adventure of the Nuke? No, in the way that it existed,

1473
01:43:36.560 --> 01:43:43.399
because the cartoons that they had before
was not like in It wasn't there.

1474
01:43:43.920 --> 01:43:45.600
And as soon as they got a
whipp of that radiation, it kind of

1475
01:43:45.640 --> 01:43:56.159
started. You started to see it. You started like that was really bad.

1476
01:43:56.680 --> 01:44:00.119
I don't like that I did that. That was that I need somebody

1477
01:44:00.119 --> 01:44:05.800
didn't draw you doing that, dude. That's like an animeground green or like

1478
01:44:05.840 --> 01:44:13.680
whatever the fun and one of those
like steel like I'll try I'll freeze frame,

1479
01:44:13.760 --> 01:44:16.000
give me the give me the freeze
frame and I'll paint it. Let's

1480
01:44:16.039 --> 01:44:21.800
not, let's not. Yes,
Oh man sweeney Son, I love it.

1481
01:44:23.199 --> 01:44:25.800
I love it. I like that's
such a racist thing. I just

1482
01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:30.239
did I feel really bad. It
is what you listen, Kingson, what

1483
01:44:30.239 --> 01:44:33.600
you've done is racist you because you
are a racist individual. But I'm not

1484
01:44:33.760 --> 01:44:41.279
racist. You just embrace it,
man Kingston, you are not. I'm

1485
01:44:41.279 --> 01:44:44.359
not. And I don't even think
that's like a bad thing necessarily for you.

1486
01:44:44.359 --> 01:44:46.199
You're you know, you're just you're
racist. It's fine. Just what

1487
01:44:46.239 --> 01:44:51.039
the fun for you? For you? I mean that there are worse There

1488
01:44:51.079 --> 01:44:58.479
are worse things that you could be
me in particular or like, yeah specifically,

1489
01:44:58.680 --> 01:45:03.960
no you specifically. They're there's things
I remember you did. You're probably

1490
01:45:04.000 --> 01:45:11.640
the you did it. You did
a Japanese impersonation of jay Z and not

1491
01:45:11.800 --> 01:45:14.720
I didn't do it. It was
completely just you. It was just you.

1492
01:45:15.680 --> 01:45:17.319
Nobody looked at it. Don't dig
it up. It was just him.

1493
01:45:17.520 --> 01:45:19.479
I was gonna do it just now, but I chose not to.

1494
01:45:20.039 --> 01:45:25.119
I would have loved it because it
was It's one of my fondest memories for

1495
01:45:25.119 --> 01:45:29.399
some reason. Oh, because I
was funny enough. I was just think

1496
01:45:29.439 --> 01:45:31.880
because that happened because of us talking
about a C D C. And then

1497
01:45:32.119 --> 01:45:35.119
did I really do that? Well, yeah, it was a whole It

1498
01:45:35.159 --> 01:45:39.399
was a whole little bit like we
were talking about a CDC and how they're

1499
01:45:39.439 --> 01:45:43.039
from. But I remember making a
racist jay Z it was that sounds so

1500
01:45:43.079 --> 01:45:45.159
funny, that's like jay Z being
from Japan. Like it was so that

1501
01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:49.600
that's how it was. And then
it turned into uh sweet, you know,

1502
01:45:51.359 --> 01:45:56.039
you know exactly what it turned into, age to the but it was

1503
01:45:56.039 --> 01:45:58.880
with a Japanese accident. No,
it was. There was a few different

1504
01:45:58.920 --> 01:46:03.520
things. I know there was actually
I know that you gotta get that dirt

1505
01:46:03.520 --> 01:46:06.560
off your shoulders, you better,
and then tears. I remember you saying

1506
01:46:06.560 --> 01:46:10.560
tears of the musl Liam floor.
I remember you saying that. I remember

1507
01:46:10.560 --> 01:46:14.800
you saying that in the most racist
fucking voice ever. And it's so it

1508
01:46:14.960 --> 01:46:18.880
was so nice. It was so
nice. But it's funny. Is that

1509
01:46:19.039 --> 01:46:24.880
not the only voice that you could
do? Probably publicly? And you probably

1510
01:46:28.159 --> 01:46:31.079
why do you have that image of
that that looks like me and it doesn't

1511
01:46:31.119 --> 01:46:35.720
look like me at the same time. That's which is insane? That really

1512
01:46:35.840 --> 01:46:44.760
does that? Uh those things with
Lily? Yeah, because because because because

1513
01:46:44.800 --> 01:46:50.920
I try to practice drawing by drawing
my friends, you threw the worst image

1514
01:46:50.920 --> 01:46:58.000
of me. I look like a
dog in that all right, draw draw,

1515
01:46:58.199 --> 01:47:03.039
draw, Draw, Zach and Michael
from a smiling friends. Okay,

1516
01:47:03.079 --> 01:47:09.319
here here I did it. Oh
that was that was amazing. You're so

1517
01:47:09.439 --> 01:47:13.600
good. You're so good. Isn't
that that guy as then up? What's

1518
01:47:13.600 --> 01:47:18.840
his name? His name is Brill. I've been trying. I've actually been

1519
01:47:18.840 --> 01:47:23.279
trying to like get better at it, like actually like actions here that those

1520
01:47:23.279 --> 01:47:30.319
are all jokes, but I'm trying. So I'm gonna paint that outline of

1521
01:47:30.359 --> 01:47:31.920
you, that outline of you looking
sucked up. I'm gonna paint that.

1522
01:47:32.279 --> 01:47:35.439
I'm gonna try and make it like
a genuine painting and trying to make it.

1523
01:47:38.840 --> 01:47:42.439
I think that should be merched,
and you should say something under it.

1524
01:47:42.479 --> 01:47:45.600
I don't know what though, So
I was a gum bag or something.

1525
01:47:45.600 --> 01:47:56.119
I don't know, just say you
gumbag? Yeah, yeah, the

1526
01:47:56.279 --> 01:48:00.479
comment in the comment section if you
want that as merched. No, we

1527
01:48:00.039 --> 01:48:08.279
do that? Do it? Come
back? So fun? Honestly, obviously

1528
01:48:08.399 --> 01:48:10.720
you would only know what we're talking
about if you have the access to the

1529
01:48:10.760 --> 01:48:14.680
video feed. So when you see
the video feed, it's I can't describe

1530
01:48:14.680 --> 01:48:18.119
what I just showed to them.
Look, I'll clip it out on social

1531
01:48:18.199 --> 01:48:23.159
media for one, So, like
I don't you know? So what happened

1532
01:48:23.199 --> 01:48:29.479
to this? Right the I remember
what I was gonna say because I got

1533
01:48:29.560 --> 01:48:35.159
so thrown off by listen, let's
move on, let's I love you.

1534
01:48:35.880 --> 01:48:39.399
Gotta be images of you guys like
that. I have image of Chris that'd

1535
01:48:39.399 --> 01:48:43.880
be perfect first shirt. Chris.
Don't want to of everyone I love later,

1536
01:48:43.920 --> 01:48:45.760
but yours organic. There has to
be a image of you. You

1537
01:48:45.800 --> 01:48:49.960
don't post. You post dumb images. You don't post fucked versions of yourself.

1538
01:48:50.279 --> 01:48:54.960
That's why you posts silly one.
It is, look it. I

1539
01:48:55.000 --> 01:48:58.279
am down for there to be all
of us. It just has to be

1540
01:48:58.399 --> 01:49:01.039
organic like that. What happened with
your that? This was an amazing moment

1541
01:49:01.039 --> 01:49:05.239
and I'm like, I want this
shirt badly, Like I want to wear

1542
01:49:05.279 --> 01:49:09.680
you know what that moment was literally
asked me a question and I turned to

1543
01:49:09.760 --> 01:49:15.399
her and for some reason my face
looked so weathered that it turned into that

1544
01:49:15.680 --> 01:49:21.079
and she just took a picture instantly
and she was like, look it was

1545
01:49:26.479 --> 01:49:38.640
I want to say scumbag on her. So guys, please don't say yes

1546
01:49:38.680 --> 01:49:40.800
to that, because if they say
yes, they're gonna do it. I

1547
01:49:40.840 --> 01:49:43.640
really don't want them to do that. You already know what's gonna be the

1548
01:49:43.680 --> 01:49:51.920
best seller. It's always me.
It's always we're gonna have My coworkers got

1549
01:49:51.960 --> 01:49:56.560
the fucking shirt of Chris Way.
He blew my fucking brains out, and

1550
01:49:56.680 --> 01:50:00.239
she came into work with it,
and I was like, no, awesome.

1551
01:50:00.760 --> 01:50:04.920
I was like, you know,
it's because I have an expressive face

1552
01:50:05.000 --> 01:50:14.159
and I hate it my face,
but not it's literally that was I mean,

1553
01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:18.560
yeah, that one with the hold
your head, that one actually didn't

1554
01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:23.039
do well at all. So that's
what surprised me about that is that was

1555
01:50:23.079 --> 01:50:25.319
that somebody came in with that shirt
at all, because that's so that's sold

1556
01:50:25.359 --> 01:50:30.760
like ten ten. Maybe I think
it's the likelihood of that. But yeah,

1557
01:50:30.800 --> 01:50:33.560
the three Swen Moon, the one
with with the three of you looking

1558
01:50:33.600 --> 01:50:36.119
up at the moon was it was
a big one. That was like I

1559
01:50:36.119 --> 01:50:39.439
remember that because but that was also
just like a really good shirt because it

1560
01:50:39.520 --> 01:50:42.840
was like an all overprint. I
never really did. Yeah, it's very

1561
01:50:42.840 --> 01:50:46.800
well designed, Yeah I was.
I was happy with it. But but

1562
01:50:47.640 --> 01:50:54.520
that that on his shirt with scumbag
underath it would be or any honestly anything

1563
01:50:54.560 --> 01:50:57.359
underneath it. I kind of want
to put, like I want to put

1564
01:50:57.359 --> 01:51:01.600
that face up with like various band
names underneath it, like like just like

1565
01:51:01.680 --> 01:51:10.000
Nirvana's logo or like uh, you
know, like something. It's like,

1566
01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:13.000
oh, I've never seen that album, but I do want my scumbag one.

1567
01:51:13.159 --> 01:51:15.079
I want it in the like the
Supreme logo, you know, like

1568
01:51:15.359 --> 01:51:18.840
pu Supreme is I want to red
and the white and I want to say

1569
01:51:19.600 --> 01:51:30.439
thumbbag. That would be good.
That's a good idea. Actually, yeah,

1570
01:51:30.800 --> 01:51:36.600
down down, down, down down
people, people, people you're gonna

1571
01:51:36.600 --> 01:51:40.399
go to like Starbucks or whatever.
What is that shirt? Like? Because

1572
01:51:40.439 --> 01:51:45.479
that I never realized how inquisitive,
inquisitive people were about shirts until I started

1573
01:51:45.479 --> 01:51:48.399
wearing like really fancy stuff, like
I started wearing some alien wear ship and

1574
01:51:48.439 --> 01:51:50.159
then people would be like asking me
all the time, like, oh,

1575
01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:54.279
where'd you get that from? And
I'm like, oh, usually because I

1576
01:51:54.560 --> 01:51:57.079
guess I'm just wearing like a band
tea or something over it, like a

1577
01:51:57.079 --> 01:52:00.279
hoodie, and so yeah, people
like are fucking don't They're gonna ask about

1578
01:52:00.279 --> 01:52:02.159
that and they're gonna want it.
They don't care what it is. I

1579
01:52:02.600 --> 01:52:06.960
like that Elvis Alien has that that
that pink and white hoodie that I really

1580
01:52:08.000 --> 01:52:13.239
like. I left it in New
York though. It's a shame. Also

1581
01:52:13.279 --> 01:52:15.760
it's about to be I don't know. You guys can see, this is

1582
01:52:15.760 --> 01:52:21.800
another image of me. Yeah,
that's not as bad. That's not as

1583
01:52:21.800 --> 01:52:25.279
bad as the other one. You
know, the other one, the one

1584
01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:28.800
I look like a human In that
one, you sounded like a dog.

1585
01:52:28.920 --> 01:52:31.239
You look like you know what,
you know what? You look like that

1586
01:52:31.319 --> 01:52:39.520
image? What's that? That muppet, the shrimp muppet. Oh yeah,

1587
01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:43.039
yeah, you do look like the
thing he has, like the French accent.

1588
01:52:43.079 --> 01:52:46.199
I think, I think if I
if I'm remembering correctly different things.

1589
01:52:46.239 --> 01:52:49.359
Now, I thought you were talking
about that MEMI thing. It just says

1590
01:52:49.359 --> 01:52:51.000
me, me, me, are
you talking about that thing? No?

1591
01:52:51.319 --> 01:52:56.479
No, he's like he's like a
shrimp. Hold on wait, shrimp shrimp

1592
01:52:56.840 --> 01:53:02.039
muppet. Yeaheah. Pep pepe came
prawn, Peppe the King Prawn. You

1593
01:53:02.399 --> 01:53:04.640
I was thinking, look like,
let me see. I know, I

1594
01:53:04.640 --> 01:53:08.720
know what you're thinking. I was
thinking a baker. You're thinking a beaker.

1595
01:53:08.880 --> 01:53:11.880
Yeah, he looks like a mix
of of Pepe and beaker. To

1596
01:53:11.920 --> 01:53:15.880
be what what is it? Pep
Pepe the King Prawn. But if you

1597
01:53:15.920 --> 01:53:25.760
google puppet Pepe Muppet, I'm sure. Yeah, you know that character never

1598
01:53:25.840 --> 01:53:28.960
once registered to me as a kid
as a fucking shrimp. By the way,

1599
01:53:29.439 --> 01:53:32.000
I only knew that. I literally
just found out later on. I

1600
01:53:32.039 --> 01:53:43.159
found out from you right now what
that thing was due I found from you

1601
01:53:43.279 --> 01:53:47.359
right now. Looking at it,
I'm like, what, that's not you.

1602
01:53:47.560 --> 01:53:54.119
There's no way that that would sing
shrimp. It's it's it's a puppet.

1603
01:53:54.760 --> 01:53:57.920
One thing I will say, when
are we going to have the balls

1604
01:53:57.960 --> 01:54:00.279
to make a movie with a muppet
again? And I don't mean I don't

1605
01:54:00.319 --> 01:54:05.000
mean make a Muppet movie. I
mean I want to see a movie where

1606
01:54:05.000 --> 01:54:11.239
there is a muppet and he is
cast as a character in the movie.

1607
01:54:11.359 --> 01:54:16.720
I want Kermit the Frog as the
as as a character in a movie that

1608
01:54:16.760 --> 01:54:19.880
has nothing to do with the Muppets
at all. Where are we gonna have

1609
01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:28.119
ambitious like twelve Years of Slave and
one of the slaves is like fucking Fozzy

1610
01:54:28.159 --> 01:54:33.600
Bear. Maybe walk a what if
you saw Cousin Skeeter in Twelve Years of

1611
01:54:33.640 --> 01:54:39.119
Slave Man, I was, I
was just rocking out to that theme song

1612
01:54:39.119 --> 01:54:46.880
at the lago. Cousin you know
that's where that's w Yeah, Cousin Skeeter

1613
01:54:47.119 --> 01:54:51.520
actually had That's where one of the
pedophiles came from. Was on set for

1614
01:54:51.520 --> 01:54:56.199
for a cousin Skeeter. Is that
real, that's real, that's actually,

1615
01:54:56.199 --> 01:54:58.840
that's actually real. I don't remember
which one, but like there was some

1616
01:54:58.960 --> 01:55:01.239
somebody POI none of the black kids
got pedophied, but he was like still

1617
01:55:01.800 --> 01:55:05.479
he was like skeeting on cousin Skeeter. That was that was happening on him.

1618
01:55:06.199 --> 01:55:17.560
Put yo, that's heinous because there's
a lot of cuts. There's a

1619
01:55:17.600 --> 01:55:20.399
lot of jump cuts because you see
the cum leaking out and then they have

1620
01:55:20.479 --> 01:55:27.279
to like clean it up and then
keep shooting. What a horribly inefficient way

1621
01:55:27.319 --> 01:55:29.960
to run a set. It's like, listen, just do what you can.

1622
01:55:30.319 --> 01:55:31.640
Listen. It's part of the creative
process. We have to fill the

1623
01:55:31.640 --> 01:55:34.840
puppet with coum. If come leaks
out, we will simply cut and edit

1624
01:55:34.880 --> 01:55:45.239
around it. Sorry, there's a
lot of edit. It's really insane,

1625
01:55:45.319 --> 01:55:49.840
but it also develops the editors.
Ever, they are so good at cutting.

1626
01:55:51.920 --> 01:55:58.960
It's like the hyperbolic times Chamber for
editors having to edit around all that

1627
01:55:59.039 --> 01:56:03.000
cum. To move on, let's
get the fuck out of here. Yeah,

1628
01:56:04.239 --> 01:56:09.079
thanks for listening, Thanks for listening. Said, welcome to the show.

1629
01:56:09.119 --> 01:56:15.960
But whatever this podcast, tummy Skeeter
listening, good old cousin cus cub

1630
01:56:15.319 --> 01:56:20.800
come in, Skeeter, come in, and cousband Skeeter. I'm gonna read

1631
01:56:20.800 --> 01:56:26.479
the twenty five dollars patrons now,
thank you for popping up over, Thank

1632
01:56:26.479 --> 01:56:28.880
you, Thank you guys for popping
in and listening to the snark Tank patroon

1633
01:56:28.880 --> 01:56:30.399
our concept Stark Tank. Remember you
can go there and fucking get a bunch

1634
01:56:30.399 --> 01:56:33.239
of shit. I don't know.
This episode's a mess. Let's get the

1635
01:56:33.279 --> 01:56:40.800
hell out of here. These are
the best episodes. Count me down three

1636
01:56:41.319 --> 01:56:45.600
to one. Sweeney's taste butts were
ruined by fermented dick cheese. Guys.

1637
01:56:45.720 --> 01:56:53.119
I think recording stopped, like for
real raging cancer. Uh, Miguel Ohia's

1638
01:56:53.239 --> 01:56:59.159
trans mask pussy killing big ouns.
I'm not pitching you songs. I'm speaking

1639
01:56:59.199 --> 01:57:05.319
my heart the inn, my end, in my end, guy P Diddy,

1640
01:57:05.479 --> 01:57:12.039
Oh no, p Diddley Turrion pussy
is uh in this life for the

1641
01:57:12.079 --> 01:57:16.560
next Steve Separate but equal shives.
I forgot about him. Crazy what he's

1642
01:57:16.600 --> 01:57:23.399
doing? Uh he needs star Trek
reviews. Wow, yeah, yeah it

1643
01:57:23.439 --> 01:57:28.319
was weird. I found out recently. Actually, Neian wants to fucking kids,

1644
01:57:28.359 --> 01:57:30.920
but whole wholesome. Wipe me down
because I'm covered in come little boozy,

1645
01:57:31.600 --> 01:57:34.880
Uh, Jack the world's fastest Maori. On a recent episode is stark

1646
01:57:34.920 --> 01:57:42.439
Tank, the boys discussed the MSG
to learn more visite dot net. Don't

1647
01:57:42.479 --> 01:57:46.680
do that, whatever that is.
I don't trust it at all. If

1648
01:57:46.720 --> 01:57:54.680
you can't phonetically say it, don't
click it. I don't want I don't

1649
01:57:54.680 --> 01:57:56.399
want to set my ass on fire. I just want to see a really

1650
01:57:56.399 --> 01:57:58.359
big fart, big meat. He
stinks. Andy the man whose handies are

1651
01:57:58.359 --> 01:58:01.079
as turned Andy streaking at a kindergarten
football game. That's crazy. Uh.

1652
01:58:01.279 --> 01:58:06.479
The ending of fight club. That's
so insane. Uh. The ending of

1653
01:58:06.520 --> 01:58:11.039
a fight club except it's streaking,
by the way, is such an insane

1654
01:58:11.159 --> 01:58:15.920
thing that that's that that was ever
a thing at all. People really did

1655
01:58:15.960 --> 01:58:24.880
not have an idea. That's people
really really didn't understand the permanence of video

1656
01:58:25.000 --> 01:58:30.600
media somehow, like they had to
know because it wasn't It wasn't permanent until

1657
01:58:30.600 --> 01:58:34.720
it was permanent. I mean you
say that, but like people were people

1658
01:58:34.760 --> 01:58:39.520
were watching movies from the thirties in
the in the seventies and eighties, So

1659
01:58:39.600 --> 01:58:43.520
like the idea that, like,
do you streaking at a football game would

1660
01:58:43.560 --> 01:58:47.279
just be gone the day after.
It's so insane anyway, The ending of

1661
01:58:47.319 --> 01:58:50.039
Fight Club except it swinging at the
top of a skyscraper, drink and piss,

1662
01:58:50.279 --> 01:58:58.039
Heath Smoker, Chris's gay college experience, Uh walking Penis Tarika Sheet's secret

1663
01:58:58.079 --> 01:59:01.880
gay, white, secret white gay
lover. The boy in the striped Supreme

1664
01:59:04.119 --> 01:59:10.880
homeless transferm who comes Uh Sweeney sucks
Penis through his tooth gap. How about

1665
01:59:10.920 --> 01:59:18.399
I rised my head up your yap, broccoli head, little you who,

1666
01:59:18.840 --> 01:59:26.760
little you who gobbling fiberglass? What
like? What the fuck? Little you

1667
01:59:26.880 --> 01:59:34.359
who? Gobbling fiberglass like cotton candy? Yo, it's crazy fiberglass. I

1668
01:59:34.399 --> 01:59:45.279
don't know it's eating bad eating fiberglass
like cotton candy? Is that's so crazy?

1669
01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:51.159
God damn, that's so delicious.
Though, you get to concrete's fine,

1670
01:59:51.600 --> 01:59:59.640
dude, fiberglass insulation looks so yummy. It's crazy, but it is.

1671
01:59:59.439 --> 02:00:01.680
It looks it looks like it's inviting
you to eat it. It really

1672
02:00:01.760 --> 02:00:05.479
is. What you guys, remember
the forbidden honey when you would see like

1673
02:00:05.520 --> 02:00:11.039
the glass that's like like you know
when glasses being like formed and like it's

1674
02:00:11.039 --> 02:00:17.199
all like being like twisted and ship. Yeah, google forbidden honey, Like,

1675
02:00:17.239 --> 02:00:24.680
just look at a real quick I
hate I've never I've never heard of

1676
02:00:25.000 --> 02:00:30.880
it looks like honey, I said, I wrote forbidden horny by accident with

1677
02:00:31.560 --> 02:00:41.479
a with an e y forbidden horny. That's actually forbidden. Whoa, yeah,

1678
02:00:42.399 --> 02:00:48.159
yeah that looks like that looks delicious. Man, it looks just literally

1679
02:00:48.159 --> 02:00:54.439
just your jaw. It's a shame
how much it is so dangerous. You

1680
02:00:54.439 --> 02:00:58.920
would like that you the scream you
would scream would be hilarious. Guys,

1681
02:00:58.920 --> 02:01:00.199
what do you think? What do
you think is the delicious looking thing that

1682
02:01:00.279 --> 02:01:05.880
you you can't eat? Probably definitely
I think forbidden honey. For me,

1683
02:01:06.000 --> 02:01:10.640
like when I see that, like
it's mesmerizing, it looks delicious. I

1684
02:01:10.640 --> 02:01:15.239
can't lie. But also like,
you know what, you know what looks

1685
02:01:15.279 --> 02:01:19.880
delicious to me? Fucking wind decks
looks so good. Just that that bright

1686
02:01:20.039 --> 02:01:30.079
blue, fucking you know blue raspberry
ass fucking this is what we call forbidden

1687
02:01:30.239 --> 02:01:34.800
honey. Stop. I have a
few so fucking stupid, a few pre

1688
02:01:34.840 --> 02:01:39.680
workouts that look like wind decks,
And did I tell you guys if there

1689
02:01:39.720 --> 02:01:42.880
was one pre workout that I can't
believe someone did this. It sounds like

1690
02:01:42.920 --> 02:01:46.600
something that we would do. It
looks exactly like piss, and I couldn't

1691
02:01:46.600 --> 02:01:49.680
believe someone would be stupid enough to
make this because there's no way it's gonna

1692
02:01:49.720 --> 02:01:56.319
sell well because like a lot of
people have their pre workouts in plastic bottles

1693
02:01:56.760 --> 02:01:59.920
or whatever. So it looks like
you just carry around piss, like,

1694
02:02:00.119 --> 02:02:08.439
dude, not bright yellow like the
average color of pists. It literally looked

1695
02:02:08.439 --> 02:02:13.640
like that. I was like,
I can't believe someone did this. My

1696
02:02:13.760 --> 02:02:19.000
pins is a striking brown brown.
Well, yeah, well that's that's healthy.

1697
02:02:19.159 --> 02:02:21.239
That's you. Don't get it checked
out. Don't get yourself checked out.

1698
02:02:21.239 --> 02:02:25.039
You're good, you're fine, You're
perfect. My my piss has hints

1699
02:02:25.039 --> 02:02:30.920
of eleven in it. But oh
you know what else? This stuff too,

1700
02:02:31.880 --> 02:02:34.239
This, this ship looks delicious.
This is gonna be really difficult to

1701
02:02:34.239 --> 02:02:39.800
describe, uh, but I'm gonna
put in the chat. It's that rock

1702
02:02:39.880 --> 02:02:45.479
that looks like chicken. Mm you
know what I'm talking about. It's like

1703
02:02:45.520 --> 02:02:55.520
a crystal but it looks so good. Oh yeah, delicious, Absolutely,

1704
02:02:55.960 --> 02:03:02.079
Earth's Chicken Tenders. Manuck looks delicious. I can see some stupid the forbidden

1705
02:03:02.119 --> 02:03:08.119
fried chicken. You couldn't touch it
either, you can, you can't touch

1706
02:03:08.119 --> 02:03:10.319
it beforehand. To get a grasp
of how like how solid it is,

1707
02:03:10.479 --> 02:03:13.239
you have to you have to look
at something in sight unseen. You have

1708
02:03:13.279 --> 02:03:20.680
to commit a full bite without touching
it. That's crazy, whole job.

1709
02:03:20.880 --> 02:03:27.199
Your whole jaw would be fucked as
ship scraped up, your mouth be bloody

1710
02:03:27.239 --> 02:03:30.119
as fu. Your jaw would ben't
think the arbiter. Your jaw would be

1711
02:03:30.119 --> 02:03:36.800
so split in half. Let's move
on. My queer spear be gaping men's

1712
02:03:36.840 --> 02:03:41.800
balloon knots like a child's tongue at
a at a birthday party. Ah,

1713
02:03:41.920 --> 02:03:44.880
one of the lecturers got cut by
the lead singer of the Pixies. Uh,

1714
02:03:44.920 --> 02:03:48.680
SpongeBob, piss Pants, mister Pants, Chris Is, Chris Bitchinado and

1715
02:03:48.760 --> 02:03:57.039
Swen black Man. How do you
feel about into the light and final shape?

1716
02:03:57.560 --> 02:04:00.399
Oh? Right, yeah, I
guess ye. Don't it looks it

1717
02:04:00.439 --> 02:04:01.479
looks cool? I don't know,
man, Destiny's weird. I haven't played

1718
02:04:01.479 --> 02:04:05.000
Destiny in fucking like feel like it's
really cool. I got a lot of

1719
02:04:05.000 --> 02:04:11.600
really cool weapons so far is it
worth playing? Ye? Allright, we

1720
02:04:12.039 --> 02:04:14.600
all right, I'll jump on maybe
later today or something. I don't know

1721
02:04:15.600 --> 02:04:26.720
anyway, Are you talking about the
political streamer? Yeah, Destiny her search

1722
02:04:26.800 --> 02:04:30.000
term. It's crazy, how like
people just ruined my favorite search terms for

1723
02:04:30.039 --> 02:04:33.439
me because Destiny ruined the video game. Destiny fucking Beyonce ruined Halo for me?

1724
02:04:33.720 --> 02:04:38.279
What else? Like, what is
next? That's true? That is

1725
02:04:38.319 --> 02:04:41.680
true. Uh, there's probably more, but yeah, those are two big

1726
02:04:41.720 --> 02:04:44.720
examples. There's gonna be a rapper
coming out like in the next year or

1727
02:04:44.760 --> 02:04:47.720
so. He's his name is gonna
be Little Little BioShock or something, and

1728
02:04:47.720 --> 02:04:53.279
he's gonna ruin my search term.
You just put it out of the ether.

1729
02:04:53.600 --> 02:04:56.560
You just put it out, and
now it will be they will be

1730
02:04:56.680 --> 02:05:02.600
done. It's me a little BioShock, a little bios Yeah, that's kind

1731
02:05:02.600 --> 02:05:08.239
of dope though, actually that's not
It kind of isn't terrible that I immediately

1732
02:05:08.640 --> 02:05:11.479
it's so stupid that I like it. That's the whole thing. It's,

1733
02:05:11.560 --> 02:05:15.439
you know, BioShock infinite. I'm
gonna be the one to ruin it.

1734
02:05:15.600 --> 02:05:17.560
I'm a fucking ruin I'm gonna try
to I'm gonna figure out how to blow

1735
02:05:17.600 --> 02:05:23.039
I'm gonna make a separate uh what
do you call it? Spotify and try

1736
02:05:23.079 --> 02:05:26.600
to blow up one track and then
just be a little BioShock and then you

1737
02:05:26.640 --> 02:05:30.760
can never search it again without my
fucking face being on there. I do

1738
02:05:30.840 --> 02:05:33.600
want I have be'ten toying around with
the idea of like I do kind of

1739
02:05:33.600 --> 02:05:38.800
want to make music under a completely
like anonymous, like it's just a complete

1740
02:05:41.079 --> 02:05:44.279
just like no ties to me at
all. And I haven't name picked out.

1741
02:05:44.439 --> 02:05:51.920
I haven't name picked out. I'm
gonna type chat. I'm gonna type

1742
02:05:51.960 --> 02:05:58.840
it in the chat, all right, any significant little vah. But but

1743
02:05:58.880 --> 02:06:03.279
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna don't
say it out loud. I'm gonna be

1744
02:06:03.319 --> 02:06:05.640
tempted to You're gonna be You're gonna
be tempted to read it, but don't

1745
02:06:05.640 --> 02:06:12.560
say it out loud. This this
is what I wanted to be. I'm

1746
02:06:12.680 --> 02:06:17.520
stupid. I know. I like
it. Though I like it's good,

1747
02:06:17.560 --> 02:06:25.279
I like it, it's really fucking
what genre? What genre? I don't

1748
02:06:25.319 --> 02:06:28.079
know. That's I'm trying to figure
that out. But like I do want

1749
02:06:28.079 --> 02:06:31.239
that, I want that name that
you need to take, dude, there's

1750
02:06:31.279 --> 02:06:34.680
a vacuum. The void has not
been filled for Juice World, do it.

1751
02:06:35.960 --> 02:06:39.399
People have been trying to fill that
void. They haven't done it yet.

1752
02:06:39.920 --> 02:06:44.319
It is so feel feel, feel
the the and then be that guy

1753
02:06:44.399 --> 02:06:47.640
under that name. Yeah I will, alright, let's move on that.

1754
02:06:47.800 --> 02:06:50.319
Or but if you don't want to
do it, I'll be Juice World too.

1755
02:06:50.880 --> 02:07:01.479
Let's see what happens. Okay,
Juicier World World so respcfool. So

1756
02:07:01.800 --> 02:07:11.720
just juice Land Juice. It's me
ju Juice. It's Juice Land, Juice

1757
02:07:11.800 --> 02:07:17.800
Land, Juice. Okay, I'll
be bigger than Juice Juice Galaxy, Juicy

1758
02:07:17.880 --> 02:07:24.199
your World. Juice is such a
stupid name, Juice. What's your name?

1759
02:07:24.319 --> 02:07:39.000
Juicy your World? Peo would be
so bad they would get his first

1760
02:07:39.039 --> 02:07:44.279
songs called rip Nigga or like or
no, maybe I'm gonna call it rip

1761
02:07:44.359 --> 02:07:47.640
Land, and then people won't get
it. They'll be completely different, and

1762
02:07:47.680 --> 02:08:00.760
I'll be I'll be uh a little
big Wayne. We'll start a little big

1763
02:08:00.800 --> 02:08:03.359
way like why not honestly, like
why why can't is there any rules saying

1764
02:08:03.359 --> 02:08:07.039
that? Because like I remember,
because nas exists and then the little nas

1765
02:08:07.279 --> 02:08:11.560
X exists, so it's just like
you could theoretically just be like I'm like,

1766
02:08:13.079 --> 02:08:18.119
I'm little barbarous streisand and there's like
nothing you can do about it.

1767
02:08:18.199 --> 02:08:22.039
Really, I think you're I think
you're I think that is correct. Actually,

1768
02:08:22.640 --> 02:08:26.039
I actually think that's true. My
name's tiny rise against what's going on.

1769
02:08:26.199 --> 02:08:33.079
I mean, I think you like, Hey, I'm I'm I'm.

1770
02:08:33.319 --> 02:08:35.119
It's like it's like, hey,
that's Will Smith, but I'm won't Smith.

1771
02:08:37.199 --> 02:08:46.760
We're different Smith getting silly with these
questions, Chris come at all,

1772
02:08:46.840 --> 02:08:52.560
right, Well the ball of the
first sin bump spump offutters gaily where Jenkins

1773
02:08:52.560 --> 02:08:58.640
be like, I love men's dicks
that you're really dating yourself, by the

1774
02:08:58.640 --> 02:09:01.600
way with because like I know you
are now, I know you're over thirty

1775
02:09:03.039 --> 02:09:09.520
if you're making Leroy Jenkins reference John
Old dipshit the monkeys paw curls and everyone

1776
02:09:09.640 --> 02:09:13.720
unsubs from the snark tank Patreon.
That's making the credits easier to read.

1777
02:09:13.279 --> 02:09:20.000
There and no monkey, No Patrick
hitting with that. Patrick h hit him

1778
02:09:20.039 --> 02:09:24.520
with that autistic flow, reluctantly crouched
about to blow. A guy comes pumping.

1779
02:09:24.760 --> 02:09:31.279
He's humping in time the distance uh
Cidney Sweeney's hits as two moons,

1780
02:09:31.279 --> 02:09:37.079
ciphergraph medium, penis Haver Palestinians be
like, here they come. It's lots

1781
02:09:37.079 --> 02:09:41.600
and lots of juice and planes.
Diving head first, diving hits such a

1782
02:09:41.600 --> 02:09:45.079
good one, diving head first into
my TV after seeing t fan a Bikinian

1783
02:09:45.119 --> 02:09:48.640
rebirth. I'm not there yet,
don't spoil it. I'm not there yet,

1784
02:09:50.479 --> 02:09:58.439
uh Hunter sud I mean they're all
really, they're all. They're all

1785
02:09:58.439 --> 02:10:05.239
pretty well endowed in that game in
general for not play a huge bikini bro,

1786
02:10:05.800 --> 02:10:07.720
She's got at least like fucking fs. It's like, damn, I

1787
02:10:07.800 --> 02:10:13.560
was personally, I was personally,
I'm personally a Jesse Jesse boy. Personally

1788
02:10:13.880 --> 02:10:22.239
she's dead. It's like that she
has that armor so interesting. It's like

1789
02:10:22.279 --> 02:10:26.920
you're interesting, Hunter, What token
with broken token? What the fuck is

1790
02:10:26.960 --> 02:10:30.600
this? What even is this person
saying Cosmo Wanda, I wish for a

1791
02:10:30.600 --> 02:10:33.640
glass of cummies. I'm in the
I'm in the I'm in the business of

1792
02:10:33.880 --> 02:10:37.319
I'm in the pissoness of pissery.
I'm pissing out my cock. I'm gonna

1793
02:10:37.399 --> 02:10:46.880
fucking bladder blast. My ship's about
to pop. He has the beginning.

1794
02:10:46.600 --> 02:10:50.840
You should have kept going with piss
I'm in the pistons of pissery. I'm

1795
02:10:50.840 --> 02:11:01.319
pissing out my cocks. He's got
hour glass, It's say he's got as

1796
02:11:01.239 --> 02:11:05.600
harder than a rock. That would
have been good. It just like an

1797
02:11:05.640 --> 02:11:11.399
hour class. Jesus fucking wait,
you guys, you guys, wait,

1798
02:11:11.439 --> 02:11:16.239
you guys, don't and then then
then I need to see your penis.

1799
02:11:16.239 --> 02:11:20.079
If it's an hour glass, that's
crazy, you guys. You guys get

1800
02:11:20.079 --> 02:11:22.600
that. Sometimes you guys get that. Sometimes it's like an hour glass,

1801
02:11:22.800 --> 02:11:26.920
Chris, that would make if your
people like an hourglass, every single thing

1802
02:11:26.920 --> 02:11:31.720
about you would make sense. Every
single thing about you would all fall right

1803
02:11:31.760 --> 02:11:35.239
into place. I'd be like,
I get it now, I get all

1804
02:11:35.279 --> 02:11:39.800
of it. Now what does that
mean? I don't get it. You

1805
02:11:39.000 --> 02:11:45.479
figure it out. You'll figure it
out. It makes sense. Glass.

1806
02:11:46.079 --> 02:11:50.439
It's like it is this in the
middle, it's like thinner than a hair.

1807
02:11:50.439 --> 02:11:54.920
And then at the end it's like
it looks it looks like what you

1808
02:11:56.039 --> 02:11:58.600
call it, you know, the
butt plug toys that have like the fucking

1809
02:11:58.720 --> 02:12:05.880
ball, his penis looks like that. That would make more sense than that

1810
02:12:05.000 --> 02:12:13.000
being because I mean, where's your
urethra, sir? Where it is that's

1811
02:12:13.279 --> 02:12:16.880
of that small little part. There's
separate there're separate entities. My penis innoy

1812
02:12:18.000 --> 02:12:22.359
earth. You wreath wrapping around my
waist and I pee out my waist that

1813
02:12:22.399 --> 02:12:30.600
way. That okay, Li's asparagus, That dude, if you have a

1814
02:12:30.600 --> 02:12:35.000
penis like an hour glass, please
go get checked, please please, is

1815
02:12:35.159 --> 02:12:39.680
just really really really fat at the
tip and at the base, but the

1816
02:12:39.680 --> 02:12:46.159
middles thin, thin, regular thing
this and then there's just plump onto it.

1817
02:12:46.720 --> 02:12:52.960
God, all right, Uh,
Lili's asparagus binging piss dealer, back

1818
02:12:52.000 --> 02:12:54.800
to the tank of piss Caucasia contained
and the crackerbout for gays. Donald Trump

1819
02:12:54.800 --> 02:12:58.800
burbing on Tom's Tom's clin super Earth
is just regular Earth to that Israel.

1820
02:13:00.079 --> 02:13:03.600
You guys argued for so long about
putting salt and fucking rice. I know,

1821
02:13:03.880 --> 02:13:11.680
I know. It was so dumb, so stupid. Yeah, you

1822
02:13:11.800 --> 02:13:13.720
do an argument today about the fucking
what you call it, about the ring,

1823
02:13:13.800 --> 02:13:18.720
and I was like, man,
what it was about comb coming in

1824
02:13:18.920 --> 02:13:26.039
sake? Yeah, it's a good
way to save it. You're gay.

1825
02:13:31.439 --> 02:13:35.720
It's so dumb. I like that
short and sweet, short, sweet and

1826
02:13:35.720 --> 02:13:37.479
and just dumb enough. She pippedge
on my pip. I live in Orange

1827
02:13:37.520 --> 02:13:41.079
County, New York. Now fucking
Long Island. Uh, sweety showers and

1828
02:13:41.119 --> 02:13:45.520
sneakers. We are rebranding the Stark
Tank as the Spank Tank. Maybe slightly

1829
02:13:45.560 --> 02:13:48.960
above average Clinton Energy just a hard
r star coffee. Never made it as

1830
02:13:48.960 --> 02:13:50.800
a straight man, only made it
as a gay man. Squealing That suicide

1831
02:13:50.800 --> 02:13:56.119
squad game fucking ruined any hope of
a wonder Woman game. Yeah, of

1832
02:13:56.119 --> 02:13:58.640
course, Uh that was never gonna
be good. H My son froze to

1833
02:13:58.720 --> 02:14:01.920
death in the waste of Ohio by
going home was to pay you Fox and

1834
02:14:01.960 --> 02:14:05.800
now this is his memorial rip John
TRANSFERM Gremblin exposing people with lack dozen dollars

1835
02:14:05.880 --> 02:14:11.640
to ninety million rogins of ionizing radiation. You sh whelm wormst Yeah wormst uh

1836
02:14:11.880 --> 02:14:16.600
the Craig the Canadian. The worst
mini game to exist is playing the Piano

1837
02:14:16.600 --> 02:14:22.880
and Final Fantasy seven rebirth. It's
not great. It's it's not very good.

1838
02:14:24.239 --> 02:14:28.479
I personally hate Uh. Actually were
Worth is pretty good so far seven

1839
02:14:28.560 --> 02:14:33.279
remake had that stupid hand, stupid
hand one where you had to like it

1840
02:14:33.359 --> 02:14:35.119
was only in there for like a
second, but like where you had to

1841
02:14:35.119 --> 02:14:39.960
move the big hand to move the
boxes so that fucking Earth could move around.

1842
02:14:39.159 --> 02:14:43.800
That was fucking terrible. But you
were talking about shitty mini games.

1843
02:14:43.920 --> 02:14:48.439
Play a combine in an NBA NBA
two K game. It's the worst fucking

1844
02:14:48.520 --> 02:14:56.319
shit ever, especially Jo, You've
referenced the only thing about those games that

1845
02:14:56.359 --> 02:15:03.840
I know somehow the so shitty,
like especially trying to bench. It's the

1846
02:15:03.880 --> 02:15:09.199
fucking worst thing ever. They never
fixed it. I will go go it's

1847
02:15:09.319 --> 02:15:16.479
yeah. Anybody that fourth Condoor game
in in Final Fantasy seven Rebirth and remake,

1848
02:15:16.920 --> 02:15:18.920
I hate it. That's one thing
I will say. I don't understand

1849
02:15:18.920 --> 02:15:24.000
it. I like Queen's blood.
I thin Queen's blood is cool, but

1850
02:15:24.159 --> 02:15:31.640
like whatever, I don't know.
Friendly neighborhood sex offender boy d million dollars,

1851
02:15:33.439 --> 02:15:37.199
million dollar, million dollar date rate
uh three x oh and other latinos

1852
02:15:37.880 --> 02:15:43.359
gaining their superpowers after the April eighth
Eclipse. Uh the Homeless Cat that Shane

1853
02:15:43.439 --> 02:15:48.359
Dawson impregnated, slurping, stroking,
smoking, joking, Emoticon's going like this.

1854
02:15:48.640 --> 02:15:50.520
Drip mh Lord of Homeless Drip got
my mind set on you by George

1855
02:15:50.520 --> 02:15:56.079
Harrison, I got my boss sweat
on you. Zeus Man milk uh uh

1856
02:15:56.439 --> 02:16:01.199
obi, won't you blow me?
Jackson Vernon Linus ten tips with what the

1857
02:16:01.199 --> 02:16:05.039
hard R means? Oh, Linus
tech tips learning what the heart RM means?

1858
02:16:05.079 --> 02:16:11.720
That was a fucking ridiculous Okay,
So have you guys seen that video

1859
02:16:11.880 --> 02:16:15.159
of Linus tech tips where he's talking
about like, yeah, man, we've

1860
02:16:15.239 --> 02:16:20.000
used I've used my fair share of
hard rs in the past, and yeah,

1861
02:16:20.039 --> 02:16:26.840
he's talking about retard. I So
I'm gonna say this, and I

1862
02:16:26.880 --> 02:16:30.479
don't. I can't explain why this
makes sense to me, but it simply

1863
02:16:30.479 --> 02:16:35.319
does. The fact that he didn't
know that the hard R meant the N

1864
02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:46.399
word for some reason, convinces me
that he's like he he's more like to

1865
02:16:46.440 --> 02:16:50.120
me, it's more racist not to
know that than to have said the hard

1866
02:16:50.239 --> 02:16:52.799
R before. Like it's it's crazy
to me that you wouldn't know that,

1867
02:16:54.319 --> 02:16:56.920
Like, how would you not know
that? How do you live your life

1868
02:16:56.079 --> 02:17:01.559
around so few black people that you
don't know what the heart R is?

1869
02:17:01.600 --> 02:17:05.479
That's that's what's what's crazy to me, because you could have just never heard

1870
02:17:05.520 --> 02:17:09.159
it, or he might live in
like fucking Ohio or something like this,

1871
02:17:09.479 --> 02:17:13.079
Like it's I get that. There's
many reasons but like I just I can't

1872
02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:18.799
fathom not knowing what the hard arm
means, like I've knowed it forever.

1873
02:17:18.159 --> 02:17:26.440
Like I think it was he saw
the the he saw those hard Rock Hotel

1874
02:17:26.520 --> 02:17:30.040
memes were like, you know,
it's it's all the ship's it's so where

1875
02:17:30.040 --> 02:17:33.079
it looks like it says hard R. And he thought it was like a

1876
02:17:33.159 --> 02:17:37.760
reference to retards. That's like it
that that doesn't hit nearly as hard man.

1877
02:17:37.959 --> 02:17:43.440
Yeah, whole time, this whole
time, he just thought, oh

1878
02:17:43.520 --> 02:17:46.440
the hard R. So what else
does he think? We gotta question him

1879
02:17:46.520 --> 02:17:50.680
on everything? Actually, yeah,
because that means he's never heard Because because

1880
02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:54.559
that means he's never heard the phrase
soft a. You know, like I

1881
02:17:54.559 --> 02:17:58.840
don't know, man, it's weird. It's weird. Suspicious Kremlin de gremlin.

1882
02:18:00.040 --> 02:18:03.600
Uh. What I'm saying is onequickly
is that line of sectips is a

1883
02:18:03.719 --> 02:18:05.799
is a racist person? Is what
I'm saying. That is the official stance

1884
02:18:07.319 --> 02:18:13.600
the Stark Take Podcast. Sorry I
was saying prior let me clarify. I'm

1885
02:18:13.600 --> 02:18:16.719
saying this exactly. Yeah, let
me do we just clarify. I don't

1886
02:18:16.719 --> 02:18:20.600
know what the fuck he's doing now. Gremen the Gremlin, the lunatic is

1887
02:18:20.840 --> 02:18:24.440
the lunatic is in my ass brain
damage. I'm gonna steal your bones.

1888
02:18:24.799 --> 02:18:28.200
Fine, electrified mine, I elect
to find my homocock Zoo by Denzel fury

1889
02:18:28.479 --> 02:18:33.559
Avvy. Let Derek read the names
yet, you tyrant? Uh? Anybody

1890
02:18:33.719 --> 02:18:39.079
I read anyone, anyone is welcome
to take this responsibility off my hands.

1891
02:18:39.280 --> 02:18:41.600
I'll do it, so I said, I said on the last episode,

1892
02:18:41.600 --> 02:18:45.639
I did read them because I completely
forgot to tell you to, like,

1893
02:18:45.680 --> 02:18:50.959
hey, could you read them?
I didn't even tell it. I just

1894
02:18:50.000 --> 02:18:54.840
completely forgot myself. And then so
I just forget them. And then I

1895
02:18:54.879 --> 02:18:58.200
also said for people to comment if
they want us to switch it up more

1896
02:18:58.200 --> 02:19:01.639
often, comment And then because I
said, I know Chris wouldn't mind obviously,

1897
02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:05.399
Like so if you want other people
to do it, uh, then

1898
02:19:05.559 --> 02:19:07.200
just comment. But it doesn't it
literally, Yeah, it's a simple.

1899
02:19:07.399 --> 02:19:11.040
It's it's it's simple. It's it's
it's just a filter the filter of like

1900
02:19:11.520 --> 02:19:16.799
what is it act and the active
right, yeah, paid active twenty five

1901
02:19:16.799 --> 02:19:20.799
and then and then we're all set. But yeah, this is this weighs

1902
02:19:20.799 --> 02:19:26.000
on me heavily. Uh, where
where are we at? Let's yeah,

1903
02:19:26.000 --> 02:19:28.920
okay, I imagine coming home and
Ethan Ralph is there. He says,

1904
02:19:28.959 --> 02:19:33.040
you thought you could ship talk hot
darky and then comes on your doorknob.

1905
02:19:33.840 --> 02:19:35.399
That'd be a fucking wild I don't
think. I don't think you could reach

1906
02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:46.200
the doorknob with com Yeah, he's
a very small personage. Yeah, wage

1907
02:19:46.280 --> 02:19:50.920
La five eighty three. People be
like, why is that man beating up

1908
02:19:50.920 --> 02:19:56.799
that giant tumor? Uh? A
sad guy from Michigan telling the boys it's

1909
02:19:56.840 --> 02:20:01.280
not gay to give sloppy toppy,
lazy couch style and take back shots.

1910
02:20:01.319 --> 02:20:07.000
But I'm secretly crossing my fingers,
all right, man, God this secretly.

1911
02:20:07.920 --> 02:20:11.760
I like the idea that you would
even bother secretly crossing your fingers while

1912
02:20:11.799 --> 02:20:18.159
being that overt verbally. Uh.
The Puppini Brothers and the Peppini Brothers present

1913
02:20:18.239 --> 02:20:22.600
Massa Roschi flow we smoking Dino caps
and flying nimbus? Is you stupid fucking

1914
02:20:22.639 --> 02:20:28.440
piece of shit? Don Doncerson Xavier
renegade Angel reference, We're Xavier Renegade Angel

1915
02:20:28.799 --> 02:20:35.239
reference. Whippity whippity woe? What
do you call these wind monkeys? Windable

1916
02:20:35.479 --> 02:20:39.959
wiggers? Is that real? I
haven't seen that show it, so I

1917
02:20:41.000 --> 02:20:43.639
think that's a real line from it. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised that

1918
02:20:43.680 --> 02:20:48.559
show is so outrageous. We were
watching it. Here's a day. Uh

1919
02:20:48.680 --> 02:20:52.559
installing a faulty Yeah, installing a
faulty neuralink in Chris's head to place thunder

1920
02:20:52.600 --> 02:20:56.920
on repeat. Uh, you gotta
pay the troll sould Agains, the boys

1921
02:20:56.920 --> 02:21:01.000
Hole Gage six Alexander, the gatet
and final page. Uh, buy a

1922
02:21:01.079 --> 02:21:05.440
man, buy a man, eat
fish he they teach fish Man to a

1923
02:21:05.479 --> 02:21:13.079
lifetime I fucking lie. It's a
stupid fuck Patreon for removing the search by

1924
02:21:13.120 --> 02:21:15.159
month option. These counts will do
whatever it takes to make this sil and

1925
02:21:15.239 --> 02:21:20.040
usab well. Hey man, Yo, Dick's out. Uh ah, help

1926
02:21:20.159 --> 02:21:24.760
fuck the dumbest lesbian. They're coming, lots and lots of dick and balls.

1927
02:21:26.799 --> 02:21:28.639
I went home, was paying een
miles shown to swap the the chump

1928
02:21:28.639 --> 02:21:33.159
of casino guy John Strickland, I
miss old Kanye go to the throw Kanye

1929
02:21:33.159 --> 02:21:35.799
polls and the whole Kanye done Dragoness
floor Kanye. Uh. Marks eighteen eighty

1930
02:21:35.840 --> 02:21:39.159
nine came so hard the rubber flew
off, screaming like a Saturn missile.

1931
02:21:39.920 --> 02:21:46.600
The First Church of Keith, The
First Church of Keith David featuring a crowd

1932
02:21:46.840 --> 02:21:50.719
of people gang writing on Chris's Little
Slutty Notebook. Second Church of Keith David

1933
02:21:50.719 --> 02:21:52.120
featuring Big bet in the First Chess
of Key David pre Roz Blake eight nine

1934
02:21:52.200 --> 02:21:56.399
six A half black happy Ennamese persons
named Bitch. Edward lost my job at

1935
02:21:56.440 --> 02:22:00.120
Cole's because they caught me playing with
the mannequins moves j Cole calling himself the

1936
02:22:00.159 --> 02:22:03.680
top three is crazy? Doja Cat
had harder bars this year? Uh?

1937
02:22:05.680 --> 02:22:09.639
Okay, alast you know, I
feel trash Texas State or Salad Drake is

1938
02:22:09.840 --> 02:22:18.159
the big Bang theory of rap.
I actually agree with that. That is

1939
02:22:18.360 --> 02:22:31.479
true, baying that's good. I
want him to say that once I wanted

1940
02:22:31.479 --> 02:22:35.600
to happened an episode. He was
like, well, you see I say

1941
02:22:35.639 --> 02:22:39.079
bazinga around people that I think are
humans, but around them I say the

1942
02:22:39.159 --> 02:22:46.040
nigger. Beep that out because I
know say that. No, you can

1943
02:22:46.079 --> 02:22:48.879
say whatever you want, don't bleep
it out. Uh, don't do that.

1944
02:22:48.920 --> 02:22:52.120
It was also too it was the
albums are gonna know what the fuck

1945
02:22:52.159 --> 02:22:56.520
you just said? Because it was
too like that. It's you know what

1946
02:22:56.559 --> 02:22:58.159
I mean, it's so jumble together. I don't think it's just gonna like

1947
02:22:58.200 --> 02:23:01.719
be blank beep it out. It
should be put it. I think it'll

1948
02:23:01.760 --> 02:23:05.399
be safe. I don't think you
should be better n word, but yeah,

1949
02:23:05.479 --> 02:23:09.120
well don't believe they'll be better to
take my ass here is nicky zicky.

1950
02:23:09.799 --> 02:23:15.159
I want to test Chris's dyslexia ginger. My piss is thick like castation

1951
02:23:15.319 --> 02:23:22.680
slushy and Lily chugs it Live action
nine to eleven to animated nine eleven is

1952
02:23:22.719 --> 02:23:26.399
my favorite. The idea that it
isn't that, The idea that that would

1953
02:23:26.399 --> 02:23:30.920
be a difference is really good.
Well we're GETT nine o nine. Sorry,

1954
02:23:30.920 --> 02:23:33.719
Miss Jackson, Badly Brave Hugger,
Derek Duck com the Vegan Nickermanser I

1955
02:23:33.840 --> 02:23:37.079
consent eight thiory in Brginian Puncher and
melpis one finally rehabilitated and back in the

1956
02:23:37.159 --> 02:23:41.280
saddle with two functioning hands. Uh
and it's always rounding out our list.

1957
02:23:41.440 --> 02:23:46.559
The King of Haphazard, Thank you, Thank you all for your kindness and

1958
02:23:46.600 --> 02:23:50.760
your support over here on Patreon.
Compst a snark tank, Uh fuck you

1959
02:23:50.799 --> 02:23:52.360
get out of here.