Hey, look he's a little dead mean. Alrighty, alrighty, alrighty,
alrighty. Welcome, welcome, welcome, We're gonna start tank podcasts. Sweeny's
dying. Yeah, we just found out. We just found out before the
show. Very lame in my opinion, that he's dying. But I mean,
you know, it is what it is. I can tell if you're
watching the video. Time is for Pussys. Yes, Kis has Yeah,
it's true. Kings has gray hair, which means he's obviously on his way
out. He's got one foot in the grave. I've also had grad since
I was seventeen, so I mean that's seventeen. I don't believe it.
I feel like I have a lot of I have a lot of footage saved
up of you. I have like terrbiites of footage saved up with you.
Dude, if you look, if you actually picked into any of the footage,
I have a gray hair throughout all of it, Dude, I have
has a progressively gotten grace since then. You can argue that's all you want.
It's all you want. My people that know me when you're coming here
right now says I've had gray hair since she's known me. I don't know,
bro, since my whole life. D I think about twenty thirteen.
I've been stocking up footage on you and i've never well, first of all,
I met you in twenty fifteen, so a huge problem. I met
your twenty sixteen actually took problem seventeen or something, but the huge problem already.
But I still have footage of you from all the way back then,
nonetheless, And don't ask me how I got it, but I have it,
and I did not. I've examined you closely. I've examined you in
the shower while you were wearing sneakers and did not see any grays. I'm
so afraid. I'm so afraid I were speakers of this shower. That's such
a sad person. Man. Yeah, you definitely you definitely have more gray
hair than you used to, like a dead what I'm saying, yes,
feels like it because you know I know that. I know that. I
know that because I've edited you in high definition and I and I and I
noticed that it's the first. It might not be that much more, but
it's more. It's you know, Kingston, you're telling me it might be
more. Apparently it might be more apparent at this moment. That's what you're
probably saying, may more apparent at this moment, because there's I have not
had more gray hair for years, because I know because every time I get
my hair cut and it grows back, I literally check and it's gray.
Here in the same like eight or nine places, kings gray hair on the
sides. I have no gray hair on my face. I'm always telling gray
hair like right here, like right on the top of my head. I've
always had it. No but no, but Kingsid, you're telling me that
you don't have at least one more singular gray hair that you used to your
very well likely may you know you're using you're using the very literal definition of
this now, I very likely may have one gray hair on my definition I've
used. I'm using language as it's intended to be used. There's no like
literally, yes, she's in the most literal sense now, So yes,
where we con see the conversation, it's gonna be a literal conversation from this
moment on. We're not gonna switch back to the hypotheticals, which you tend
to do in conversationally. I may have one or two more gray hairs in
the last several years of having gray hairs. It's not may you simply must
because that's how time some people. Some people just gray and they stop because
I had a lot because I grade up when I was like, when I
worked at Duncan is when I really noticed I was getting gray hair. I
was like nineteen years old. That's when I really stopperly noticed. And then
I told my grandma and she was like, King said, you had gray
hair since you were like seventeen. And I was like, huh. She
was like, hey, you've had grey hair for a while. Dude.
Yeah, but Kings, you just said objectively not true. You just said
something that's objectively not true. People don't just stop, Greg, That's just
not true. People don't that's not Yes, that literally Chris, Yes,
you great. Yeah, but I have not grayed very much in these last
like twelve years of me having gray hair. I'm not saying. I'm not
saying, but you've graded more. I guess it's not noticeably more. Somebody
who's edited high definition footage of you for many, many years, Chris,
I can tell you my girlfriend who has been close up on me for years
of our relationship hasn't. I said that my hair has been like this for
pretty much and obviously, yes, the strands have probably graded more down to
the route. Yes, technically you're right. Maybe one or two have appeared
on my back, arms, legs or somewhere else, but my hair has
not noticeably gotten gray hair. This is the first time you guys are bringing
up I think, But I don't know why you're being so defensive about it.
That's what's so confusing. On the podcast, I've mentioned my hair is
gray many times. I mentioned my hair. Is the fact that I have
gray hair. I've had it for years. I don't remember any I mean,
look, I'm not saying that you don't have just why I even asked
That's what I was saying, is there is there lit in your hair is
gray? Because it seems way more noticeable now. And what I would say
is, I mean, when I'm more stressed, I there's more gray.
I have three grays right now, one on each side and then one right
here, and like it's it's so you have to be in physically in my
presence to notice it. And I'm always wearing a hat, so you probably
would never see the side one. But I only really notice them popping out.
Is when I'm like extra stressed, where it's more of a stress thing
for me than it just being like genetic. And I'm wondering since I'm noticing
it more on you, and so is Chris. Obviously, that's why this
whole thing's happening. Is there more stress in your life? Is the question.
I mean, I've gained more responsibility to might evers, I've gotten older,
so yes. But when I first got my grades, I was kind
of just like, I don't I'm trying to smoke weed and fucked girls.
Like it wasn't really a lot of stress that I just got grays. Well,
I'm worrying about smoking weed. Where you're gonna get your weed and where
and how you're gonna get the girls? Was that stressing you out? Imagine?
I'm not really like, man, where am I going to get my
weed? Where am I gonna get my weed? Oh? Man? This
is like, so you have a full breakdown in the middle of my dunkin
Donuts I'm working. I have a breakdown about getting pussy, and everybody's like,
you'll calm down, You'll get pussy, calm down. I don't have
I don't have gray on my head at all, I have I have,
I have gray. I have one gray on my on my beard. But
that's it that i've that I've found. And that's like coming gone randomly.
You used to come here all the time and it stopped, and now I
have one in the middle. But you can't see it. It's too it's
too like blended in. You know, I have to it doesn't face.
I don't. I don't fully understand the science of that. I do understand
how gray hair can just be there and then just decide to not be gray
anymore. That's that's I will say. It was weird. So I used
to have alopecia when I was in elementary school, and when the hair would
be trying to, yeah, whether it would be trying to grow back,
it was weird because it would be like a yeah, thanks guys. It
would be like a like a peach fuzzy thing. But then and then it
would also look kind of gray, so it was weird. Like say,
when you're an old man, you get kind of grayish hair that's mixed in
with your darker hair, and the same thing happens when you're first getting hair
too, right, but a lot of that process happens while you're in the
the womb, I guess. So it was weird seeing that on my fucking
on the back of my head and uh yeah, shout out to uh what
was that bitch name? Uh Jada Jada Smith? Right? I would kick
it for sure, I think I think, yeah you would. I would
kick it like I wouldn't. Look. Adult should be pushed if they have
alopecia, but like kids, I wouldn't touch Adults should be pushed if they
have alopecia, just shoving adults. Don't you agree that Jada Pikett Smith should
be should be pushed? Didn't the time of person. I think Will deserves
one free punch on her. I more than agree with that. That is
free punch on the judge. Should like that should be court mandated that she
should get at least one good uppercut to the job. If Will wants to
Will gets one free punch. That's the way what it is. If Will
would like to puncher one time, we should be able to do it.
That'd be sick. I feel like he won't. I feel like he's not
that kind of guy. He wouldn't do it. The kind of guy dude,
have you heard he's he's the most is he the most cu like famous
person? And in the way that she wrote memoirs shitting on him. She's
done so many things, red table talks, just diar ring all over this
guy. And he's still no no defense, no push, He's like,
yeah, just yeah, she's great. You know, her pussy is amazing
and I love her because his wife that's why have his children, and I
think that's why he's like trying to not be rude. But at the same
time, it's like, damn, well, you like a fine line though
between like, like, you, bro, I don't think, I don't
I just don't think. I just don't think you should ever engage in just
respecting your child from your children's mother, you should never engage in. But
at the same time, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be getting shouldn't be getting
treated the way he's getting treated. But at the same time, you wouldn't
stop if he actually stood up for himself, don't you think you would?
You think usually bully stop when you stand up to them. You know,
like she's being a bully, and like if you just slap her a little
bit, you know, you just slap her a few times. I think
you'll probably stop just a little bit, starts growing hair again, you know
what I mean, Like maybe she needs a little bit of that. That
fucking crazy just awakens the hair follicles because it's such a tense slap, you
know how, you know how you know insane that is, because that's just
can't happen, that cannot happen. But it can beat up a bald old
man. He'll have dreads possible with will Smith, anything possible, man like
he he he took all of it because it's true. It's isn't it so
obvious that him being mad at Jada, he took it out on Chris Rock,
Like I think that's so obvious. I think it was a parent to
everybody, like he knows, he's like he loves it. He wished he
could turn the rage on her. But I think she would actually murder him,
like like literally, I think she has the ability of the capacity to
you know, slip something in his drink while you sleeping or you know what
I mean. Well, like you know how like some people have like a
glass of water next to themselves while they're sleeping or whatever. And then she
would just put some like I don't know, alopecia follicles in there or whatever
the fuck that is, and somehow drinks in his his the insides are stripped
away, because I think that's all it works, Like say, whatever it
touches, it just it strips away anything. And so the alopechie on the
head strips away the hair, and if you put alip pisia in the stomach,
it will strip away all the lining and then acid will eat away all
his organs. I can't believe I've heard you say that. That's crazy.
That's crazy. Like I'm listening to you because I think it's important to hear
people speak, but like, damn, that's crazy. You know. I
feel like I can confidently tell this to a lot of people and they be
like, yeah, that makes sense, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
crazy. Yeah. Everyone that believes you got you gotta shoot them right afterwards.
You can't let you gotta like I get it, Yeah, you shot
them in the gut, dude. That's what I thought about. I watched
the Alex The Truth Versus Alex Jones at HBO documentary, and that is exactly
how I feel about the people that Alex Jones convinced, like it's so the
the the when you when it's like packaged to you, and really you're so
fucking baffled, and how you don't even have to try to convince people.
You don't have to do anything. The kids are nothing happened, And I'm
like, but literally all the evidence of it happening is there. They the
kids are fake as such a wild like that is so crazy if you were
if you really take that statement and boil it down to like what he's saying,
it is truly insane that because it's people, because people understand the people
can't coordinate. People are I think people vastly overestimate, like the the cooperative
abilities of human beings when engaged in conspiracy theories, Like I really think we
overestimate like our ability to get away with something, and like craft are really
meaningful and important and and consistent narrative. So the idea that they were like,
all right, we're gonna pay like what hundreds of parent to pretend to
have had kids, and then like how how much Okay, let's let's entertain
this for a second. How much money would you accept to go along with
something like that for the rest of your life. You have to do this.
I could not do the rest of your life. You have to do
this, by the way, I could not until you die. There's see
the problem is See that's the thing right there. No amount of money is
worth me having to pretend to live a regular life, like in the way
that if these people are actors, if they're all actors. And I feel
so bad for one of the parents because he just had he what ruined his
life was letting out a nervous laughter before he did a press conference the day
after. He wanted to talk about the event and his daughter. He was
like, I want to talk about this, and this will be a way
for all the fucking vultures that keep harassing him at at his house trying to
call him, trying to get interviews. He's like, gonna put his press
conference out and then I'm gonna be done with this shit. And right before
he went out, he let out a nervous laughter and then he started doing
the thing. And that was the smoking gun proof that he was a fake
actor that he learned let out and nervous. I was like, gee,
dude, the amount of nervous that this is the most normals my heart that
breaks my literally hunted him for over a decade, and he's like, Bro,
people come up to me, I was in a random city across the
state, and people like you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I'm like,
holy fuck that crazy. That's so weird though, because it implies that
the people who like really it implies that the people who are angry at him
just don't understand how laughter works. It's not that I feel like giving them
that much is too much. I feel like this man, these people like
no one lies about like that really often. You know, like like there
was that one family that killed their daughter and they lied about it. I
forgot their names. They were in South Park, I forgot. But the
was a balloon There was a balloon boy people too who had like so stupid
yeah, yeah, yeah it does. It doesn't. And the idea that
you would you would get that many people in the same vicinity to go along
with the exact same story, it's just it's just so insane, like yeah
yeah they did. Yeah, It's just so silly. It's just like,
why would you even it's and also I think it's like people have like this
really miscalculated idea of how of how difficult it would be to do something like
that, Like that's the whole thing with nine to eleven, right, I
was like, oh, it's like, well, how could it must be
like it must be the government, because like how how could how could anybody?
It must be so difficult to hijack a plane, And it's like it's
not really not at that point, not at that time. Yeah, it's
very fucking easy. It is some people for me at any well, that
though plenty actually like it's well, like a lot of planes are hijacked before
nine to eleven. This is nothing that I don't know, Like I guess,
like, yeah, with that, I guess I meant with that specific
mission, you have my missions of mine to hijack the plane and fly somewhere
specifically other than just being schizo's doing crazy ship. But you know, yeah,
people can't. People usually oh god, you would be made charge.
The motherfucker try to eat them, you god, damn it, damn it,
damn it. Window the day the day of the day of your sitting
in your chair, you like you look at the window, you see that,
you see that, you see the sky on New York getting like really
really close, and you're like oh, damn it, it's nine to eleven.
Damn it, some weird singularity happens and it's like, wait, did
you just break the timeline? Plans used to be all the time. Plans
used to be hijacked all the time. And what it would what would happen
is like they would it would usually be like you take me to fucking Cuba
or something, or like take me to fucking Peru or like. It would
be like it would be like a redirect is what it would be. And
then they would just redirect, and then they would be like and it would
be like, oh well if you and they would be like, if you
don't redirect, the plane will kill one person in the in the cabin every
however so often. So now if that happens, by the way, if
you're playing somehow miraculous, it gets hijacked because now every plane is kind of
built specifically with protocols in mind to keep this from happening. Ever again,
which is why I think the security thing is fucking annoying. It's like,
let me go through security without taking all my shit off, Like it's just
fucking annoying. The planes are already like perfect except for boeings which are falling
apart out of the sky, but they're you know what's crazy. But yeah,
one quick thing, they will if if you're in the cabin and they're
killing you and they're threatening, it's like, hey, we're gonna kill one
person every time, for every every ten minutes until we redirect to fucking wherever
the terrorists want to go. You're just gonna die, like they're just gonna
let them kill you. Now they don't read, they don't read what were
you gonna say? Or they land early, they land prematurely wherever they're gonna
land, and then cops come in and slaughter you. Slaughter because the pilot's
door is bulletproof. The pilot's door is bulletproof. You can't get in there
if you do know, if they don't want you in there, you're not
getting in there anymore. So yeah, I actually do now to think of
it, I have no idea like the uh how they well, so was
there okay? So as far as like the black boxes, I know there
were something about black boxes couldn't be found or something. Uh is there a
way that they knew because I know some people were I'm trying to think of
all the conspiracy theories. Now it's all starting to swirl in my head of
what people have problems with, because people were saying, oh, how come
some of them were able to talk on cell phones when that's not usually possible,
blah blah blah. Like I don't fucking care about all that ship,
like that is so unimportant to me. But I know that there's things about
what happened. I literally don't know about any of that stuff, you know,
like say, exactly how they the process of hijacking and how they got
in the cockpit and took control. Are you guys were Well, the reality
is it's just that I think they had box cutters, is what I remember.
But the reality is, the reality is it's just like before nine to
eleven, it just was not difficult at all, like any individual way,
Yeah of course, yeah, but like the in the same way, how
did Blood not take his draw his gun out and just piece him up?
It was not the same. It's it's not the same, Like it's everything
everything is different now, everything like changed a lot of things like having error
marshals and all this ship exactly. Yeah, and it's it's just one of
these it's it's the reality is just as easy to It is as easy to
hijack a plane and derail it as it is for you currently to hijack a
bus. It really is. It is not. It is not hard at
all. I guess hijacked would be. I mean, it's infinitely easier in
the sense that like if you're I'll put it this way, if you're on
a James and you just stopped right. What I'm saying, what I'm what
I'm saying is like, if you were on a plane, it is as
easy to hijack that plane as it is to hijack a bus, if you
were on a bus, or as it used to be. It used to
be they used to let kids. They used to let kids into the cockpit.
We were just talking about that in the airplane movie, where like the
that's based on real ship people. Is that like, yeah, Sonny,
while they're like grounded though, was that not while they I don't think when
they did that, No, in the in the air when I did that,
I remember, I remember I did that when I when I was like
six. I think, yeah, I did that. I think it was
a flight to Puerto Rico, Florida, one of those two and I got
that's how we got my wings or whatever. You remember, they used to
give you wings when you were a kids. They used to give you this
if you were not for blacks. It's probably not for blacks. Probably not
yea, because he'll learn too much and he'll try to progress his community and
nobody they're gonna get out of here. Look at here's the ki just learning.
He's like, I'm actually curious if anybody, if anybody else remembers this
when they were kids, like wings. That was insane. It sounds insane
that they let you in the cockpit. To me, that's what you're saying
this right now. My brain is like, are you sure, connection,
I'm sure. He didn't like point a gun. He like he thought he
thought like he had an Asian pilot and he was like Vietcong. And then
he fucking like was like, oh many fucking pointed gun. The egal to
this fucking aging guy's head in a fucking cockpit, cry please please bro.
It's the level of the level of trust we used to have. Man,
the level of trust we used to have. It just like a like all
this efforts, it's it's just it was so light, it's so it was
easy. Too, like not just to get to the gate, to get
through security at the airport used to be. I remember it being way quicker
to get through sure, like those security was a breeze. I remember that
being. The funny thing is, there's some UH airports that are smaller that
are virtually how it was back then, I would assume, because when I
go to those giant international airports, it's pretty disastrous. A lot of times
not enough people, and some of them are fucking weird. I've been like,
even me, I can't imagine being a hot chick because even me,
I've been molested a handful of times. And I'm like, well, yeah,
and imagine imagine, because you know, these guys are scumbacks. It's
it comes to the territory, you get it. There's a specific job that
requires touching people. Freaks are gonna get that job. It's just like,
oh, I get to be fucking in charge of kids, I'm gonna be
a youth pastor and fucking rape them like this is what they do. They
flock to those jobs. So these imagine being this hot, big booby fucking
bitch standing in line. Of course, they're getting searched, and of course
they're getting fucking touched in a properly. If my bomb ass gets touched,
I'm like, dude, motherfucker, oh sorry, i gotta run my fucking
hands inside your shorts. And I'm like, can you change your fucking gloves
at least pussy, Like there's probably crabs all over that ship. He was
annoyed that I even said that, like he's a inconvenienced tim. Oh,
I'm so sorry that I want you to touch me with gloves. They're touching
everybody else with you, fucking freak. God damn man, but that's not
everybody. To be fair, fair, I have only been checked twice in
my life, and each time I've been checked, I've had on me.
He checked, I've had like weed or something on me, so like they
usually they usually put me out at the right time, but like I never
you know, you know the thing that's crazy though, I've definitely a million
percent gotten on a plane through security with like something that I definitely shouldn't have.
Something you shouldn't have on everybody, especially women. The purses. The
amount of times oops, like this fucking knife that's like as big as their
arm is, just in their shotguns. It's like huh god, how many
times? How many times do you remember like flying with your with your parents
and your your dad had like you know, some grenades or anything or any
like, Uh, you know, I don't have parents. That's true.
Yeah, that's true. I'm talking about I'm trying to. I'm really in
the way that it's it is now cannon that Lily drinks piss. I really
want Chris's dad to be like a fucking war vet with PTSD, but Chris
won't accept it. You never noticed, im. My dad's not weird.
People remember his coming in for this house and because his dad has his knee
on his throat, he's fucking floiding his Asian friend. Your dad's like,
don't worry. They can breathe along in a normal humans. They trust me.
It's ten minutes. Frends still alive somehow. Look I told you,
I told you. I told you to be vietcom man. Oh man,
that's good ship. So anybody wants to clips you, guys, anybody and
you stare at the sun at all. No, I couldn't. I couldn't
give a fuck about it. I would you care if it was total like
in your end, like if if you were in the if you were in
the path of the total eclipse, would you care? No, my big,
I don't think. I I just don't clips to the sun already?
Is that it? Big? I think? The thing for me is it's
like every time I every time I blinkets an eclipse, so like, what
the fuck do I care if the moon does it? I mean, like
the do I care? Like what do I like? That's who cares?
That is magnificently minimizing. You know. Every time I have a bad day,
it's not living to me, you know, Like I guess I have
absolutely, I have absolutely I have definitely had days in my life that are
worse than nine to eleven. For sure. This is for sure. I
love that. I love that. That is so awful. But I love
it that is so diminutive off something else happening. No, I don't know.
It's the thing to me about the eclipse is like it's just like this
happens all the time, kind of so like not that hart because it Yeah,
I mean, but see this, that's why I mean, I guess.
And here's the argument. I think this is why people are so egotistical.
Where As I've gotten older, I've given less of a funk about my
birthday each year because it happens every year. It doesn't feel like anything special
to me, and I don't try to take that away from anybody else to
be like they want to celebrate it every day. But I also feel like,
well, look at how important people feel this day is compared to something
that may happen, like say in people's area the next time, say in
the certain path that's gonna happen. The total eclipse is gonna be people are
gonna be dead. It's not gonna happen in their path anymore as far as
the total eclipse, And I feel like that's kind of cool, but like,
you know it, but like if if if it's not if if the
total clips isn't in your area and it's just a little piece, like yeah,
I also agree, like who gives a flying fuck about that because it's
not really even You get to be outside in the middle of the day and
all of a sudden, it looks like fucking Dark Souls three or some ship.
You know, like that might be pretty cool, but barring that,
like, oh, get out a piece of paper and you can see the
little corner that's cut out on the roof the fucking shadow. I don't care.
Yeah, that's the thing. It's like you can't even really you can't
even look at the coolest part of it. Yeah, yeah, you get
So to me, I was just like, oh, it's a thing that
I can't even really see, so like you can't even get out there.
Get that. I'd boldly walk out there and stare at it. It's not
like you, guys to Trump, Trump stared at the eclipse recently in the
last like this, That's what I'm saying, the last eclipse, which was
recent enough for President Trump to stare at it. So to me, I'm
just thinking like, oh, this kind of happens like relatively often, so
like whatever, there's different because the moon, I know, in front of
the sun plenty of times, but as far as just a total eclipse is
rare, and then you only get a little small like like if you got
to see it started off and say North America, like Mexico got some of
it, Texas and all the you know a lot of those shitty areas they
got it dark literally, not the like it would have been if I would
have cared, I would have been outside anticipating it. If it was going
to be total in our area, Like if New York it would have been
cool, because in New York it gotten proper dark, like it got dark
for a few moments. And yeah, but like, yeah, so I
didn't I completely, I didn't notice a goddamn thing. I just I looked
at a couple of pictures. I my god, that's cool, I guess,
but I just like through it. I heard so every time a people
don't understand how much of most religions, and particularly Christianity, is based off
of fucking pagan lunar shit, like say, even we're talking about we're talking
about Easter recently, and how a lot of surprisingly a lot of people who
celebrate Easter or worship though whatever, they have no idea how it works,
and they somehow gaslight themselves and the thinking Easters on March thirty first every year
just because that's Transvisibility Day or whatever trans day of visibility. And since it
fell on the same day this year, they freaked out saying, I can't
believe Biden did this, And I'm like, Nigga Obama was in office when
it was a thing, literally two thousand and nine, that's when it happened,
and Easter is a different day every fucking year because it's a lunar holiday.
People have no idea how any of this shit works, but they're so
obsessed with this lunershit that a bunch of fucking doomsday people said the g was
coming back. Uh so what it was the eighth So Jesus was coming back.
Obviously he didn't come back. And this was cool because I got to
hear stories of people selling all their ship, maxing out their credit cards,
giving out fat tips to other people in like biblical numerical ways, like here's
seven hundred and seventy seven dollars tip, you know, like that, because
obviously they think Jesus coming back and then they're gonna be gone and they're hoping
all the well it is it. It's like and that Jewish nigga's never coming
back. That nigga if he if he, if he is real, he's
never coming back. Niggas zombie like a real magic is it real? Like
I wish it was speaking of a speaking of the Jews, speaking the Jews,
enthusiasm, very enthusiasm is finale just uh they the final episode? What
did he do? What did he do? This episode? Like what he
like, did he blow off his head? Did he finally this episode,
did he like did he say the N word? Five times? So like
what, No, it's it's very good. I will say it's very it's
a very good they did a good job. Boom boom. Just that's the
way to end the show. Just blow your head off, just like.
It doesn't matter the context of the show. Even if like Steve and Blues
Clues when he left, you should have just blew his head off right there
in front of the screen and has tradition if that was the tradition of house
shows ended regardless like no matter what, no matter. That's the last episode
of Cheers, the last episode of sein Fell, the last episode of Fucking
Fairly Odd Parents. In the last episodeis Thrones in the Past, someone takes
new modern shoddy out and John Snow's like that, you know, John snows
steam and he's like for the wall and the whole back of this and jump
that's that's I would love that. I would you know, you know that
that ship was already ruined, but I would ruin it more. I would
have the dragon and be like, no, John, don't like I would
have the dragons and then he blows his own head off, chin, please
my nigga, and he kills himself, please my niggae. I would would
that? Okay? Would that redeemed the season for you? No? No,
Derek? If the dragon Drogon who is black says before Choceno airs himself
out with a shot of modern day shotgun, I'm like, what, that's
crazy? And then the dragon's like a ship, nigga, damn not again?
And then and then it just ends, and uh, what's it?
Denarius is Uh, she's she's still cooling. She's that that other ship didn't
happen, And uh, yeah, you don't think that would that? That
being so fucking like just wild, that was so stupid. It comes around
and it's kind of brilliant. You're like, you know what, all right?
It is so crazy? How little of gay with throats? I know,
man, it is. It's I it's good man, It's wild,
how little like I don't think I could guess even a fraction of what that
show is, do you? Uh? Yeah? Do you know who King
Jeoffrey is? I think he's like a he's like he's like a blonde guy
that everybody hates, right, Like everybody hates him. Okay, it's good
because he's like that, right, I think, I think because he's like
gay gay, because he's not gay enough. That's actually you're close and they're
like you are ignoring the shaft and balls and they're very upsetting. He only
looks, he only looks the shaft, but he doesn't lead us a look
into it. But yeah, licking though you won't gag up. All I
know. All I know is that use it quite the licking. All I
know is that that Tyrian is really short. And that's it. That's all
that is the extent of my Game of Thrones knowledge, genuinely, sincerely is
that Tyrian is short. And I don't even know if that's odd? Is
that is Tyrian? What is? What's tan is about? That's all I
know. Well, Tyrian is like I think he's two one. I think
he's not too fucking one in your mind? Crazy? You understand? How
to you understand how short two feet is? My dog? I think?
Is mad? My dog is two one standing up, I think, And
that's a small dogs, not your dog's not what's standing up? One is
really short? Like that is like crazy? Is that probably like one?
Six? You know? One is like this tall. It's like a fucking
new board. Would say, how you wanted to this? How close to
the ground? How close to the ground are you sitting? Where that's from
my from my desk, where where my desk is? Like right here,
I am actually I like laying down the boy from the floor. Somebody shrink
a roller and put it next to my hands. Maybe I would say,
this is about this is Terry and Lanister right here, that's not so crazy.
Stand on people's hands, even just people figure out he'd be like on
their hands and be like, Lord, Denis, I'm going to make a
joke right now, and I'm going to get drunk his guest. I think
that was there. That was they're saying, that's some big I don't know.
I don't think. I don't think that's a show. I'll ever get
to really really watch it because it is. I think. I think when
it's peak, it is objectively BESTO ever watched in my life. I think
it's good, like I think like people like people that watch Breaking like Breaking
Bad is really good. But the characters in Game of Thrones are so insanely
well, like Jamie Lanister is such a good character, it's insane it's like,
this is a really fucking well written character. This nigga sucks, but
he is amazing. Sucks. He's a monster, but he's he's very complicated
though he's also he was he was a he was labeled. He didn't even
have a chance to not be a monster. So he leaned into being a
monster, like immediately because of like his his title of which you know him
as in the beginning, and so like he kind of leaned into that title,
if you know what I mean. You find out that he like he
did what he did out of genuine care for the Yeah, like it was
the right thing to do, but he's still paid the price in being labeled
what he was labeled. It's really it's it's insane for him by himself.
He's worth watching the show, I think for just Jamie, for Jamie and
early Tyrian, I think the watching if you like soft Wieners incest people that
are infuriating, but also but in a very well written way, like because
that's really how that's when you know you have a good character. When you
write someone like this person sucks so bad and you're like, damn, I'm
really drawn into this ship. That's when that's when I know I'm watching something
good, or or since I didn't read the books before, when you think
you know what's gonna happen, it's so good because when you think you know
what's gonna happen, it's so not Like I remember my jaw dropping at the
end of the I think, well towards the end of the first season,
because what you thought, wasn't you? So you know, I don't want
to spoil anything for so for some people that may watch it, a lot
of people that come on, I'm sorry, Yeah, you gotta get to
it. At least watch the fucking complete season four and then you can fuck
off, like at least what the hell I would I would recommend more,
but I would say a lot of people kind of checked out after that.
What the hell happened this time? Season three is where it changes a lot.
Season three where things become very different because I read the books after Book
three and season three are like very close, and then at the end of
season three they're completely different from each other. What happened? Did George R.
Martin Dyer? No, uh no, I'm just because I'm looking for
stuff to for. I was looking at the reviews for Game of Thrones seasons
and I saw the Fallout Show. The Fallout Show is down today, the
reviews are out, and it's apparently great. Like everybody looked, did you
not think it was going to be at least pretty good? Well, I
mean it's it's a video game adaptation, so like we've got to the point
where we've gone to the point where those are like they're not bad anymore.
Well, we just had Halo, so maybe relax, But I mean Halo.
Halo's Halo. It's already has like there's such a set lore on based
on specific people, unlike Fallout. That's the great thing about that ip.
No, yeah, yeah, I think I think it's not that I didn't
think the potential of it would be high because I always thought like a fall
show was actually a good idea, like just like that that vibe is perfect
for a show, But it's whether or not they could actually do it,
because many many video game aditations are not very good even still to this day,
like they're getting better, but like we still haven't. I would argue
we still haven't had that like that like that Spider Man two or that original
X Men movie for it, I guess you could argue maybe the Last of
Us is the closest it got, but like even the Last of Us,
to me, it was just like, okay, show the Last of Us
is. You don't think Last of Us was a great I think that was
a great show. I honestly, can I say something? Can I say
something that's probably like not the nicest thing to say. And I understand this
is like totally mean, I know what you're gonna say. Yeah, e
Ellie looks like a goblin, Like she's a creepy looking creature. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but like it's it's really it's super and
it's not and it's not. And I understand that, Like people are like
I've seen it because I've seen this take on on Twitter a couple of times,
right where it's like, oh, you want the you want the teenager
to be hot? What's going on? It's like, no, that's not
what I said. No, weird, presume that it's weird that you presume
that it's just that she looks she has a very distinct looking face, and
it's very distracting when she's portraying a character that already looks a certain way.
Because I cannot see Ellie in that character at all. I don't think that
that makes the show like horrible by any means. It's still a really good
show. Like I think they did a really goodcal did a great job.
I think everybody did a good job. It's just like if you're a fan
of the or if you're really hyper aware of the games in a way that
say, even as much as I love Pedro Pascal, him in that role
is kind of funny, Like when you think of who Joel is and now
Pedro Pascal, I'm like, it's it is funny to think about it.
Can I can? I be real? But I don't care. I'm sick
of them making Pedro Pascal play white man bro. I don't like it.
He's not white. That's that's what I give him. Hispanic rules. Let
him be Hispanics. He is white, not really. He's not white like
you, Chris. He's not. He's a tan white person who looks Hispanic.
He to me, I would not call him white passing at all,
even remotely. That like he's Joel in the Last of Us. Of course,
he's white passing. Joel as dark as That's the whole funny thing about
it. When I look at Pedro Pascal, I'm like, okay, Joel
Miller, Okay, yeah, that's a Joel Miller right there, Like yeah,
sure, but that name is one that man, his name is one
Carlo hernandez Bro. That is not like ambiguous daughter who was clearly part black
of some sort, like you know what it made. It would have made
the whites, man, I call them, Joel mir Miller made them mad
as fucking I don't give a filliar me, just like they all got mad
at the gay the the gay episode. I was like, you, you
dude, I want them to have I want them to flash back to that
ship and have them have gay butt sex. I want them to have BEAUTI
I'm looking at I'm looking at pictures of a mother. Is he this is
a white person? Yeah, look at the photo. He's as white as
I am. He might even be paler. He's not crazy. You guys
photos, You guys have photo your skin complexion very similar. But when I
look at this man's face, I'm like, oh, yeah, this guy
is from fucking Latin America one one hundred percent. This is not a fucking
Anglo, fucking Caucasian like this. I don't see that at all on this
guy obviously right right, But that's still like, that doesn't mean he's a
white person. I understand what you mean by technicality, yes, but I
would never look at Pedro Pascal and confuse him for a Caucasian man. That's
what I mean we call when you're saying white passing, it's like it's like
like I've heard Hassan make that argument to you where he considers himself a white
person. But when I look at Hassan, I'm like, I can tell
this guy is not Caucasian even though his skin is so white, he would
consider himself white passing. I just disagree with I guess the what they would
consider white passing because to me, I'm like, if you have features,
you're not wh I agree with Derek and that where like people say like they're
white, right, like people like Lily's brother says he's white. That is
a fucking Mexican trader. That nigga is a Mexican. I don't know why,
Like I don't know even Lily's that Lily's that is very pale. But
that is a fucking free through eaten, fucking bean nigga dog. That is
a Mexican man and people say like, oh, this person is white sometimes
and I'm like, at most for you, I could say, Chris,
you could potentially pass for a white man, like genuinely a lot of people
that say they're white, it's like, no, you're not. But then
there was not a European person. Remember your ape? Sorry oh sorry,
no I was. I was like, I was gonna let you finish.
But Chris, you were. You had some pictures I think you didn't have
your glasses on. It was before you were boxing, and I was like,
oh, look at that dirty, filthy, fucking this glass. The
glasses shrink my eyes to white people, eyes that white people. Yeah,
it was. It was interesting. I was like, what that was Like,
that's clearly a fucking not a white guy. It was weird. But
when I'm looking at you right now, I'm like, oh, yeah,
that that's some fucking nerd that reads comics. Obviously, it's some white nerdy
boy that you know, like white nerdy boys, a little little dirty white
man. Whiteness is like I don't want to get that conversation, but like,
look look all my white and they're gonna make them match the white people.
I obviously I married one of the whitest people on this planet, so
obviously I have no problem with whiteness. Can you do me a favorite?
And remember what you guys did, you guys. Remember what you guys did,
right, Remember everything you guys did. Remember everything you guys did.
Don't forget what you guys did to this, all right? You did this
to all of us. You did this. Fuck am, I I've actually
turned. I've I have come around. I want reparations. I've come around.
I've been convinced, like as I've studied history more and more and more,
because I used to be like this. I used to be like my
French teacher, Madame Challawah. She's a Japanese and she was in the internment
camp. So when she was a little kid, and so she was like
wow, but wow. But so she got a check, she got reparations,
but she didn't spend it because she was like, you know, I
didn't suffer. I literally didn't even notice I was in the camp. I
was so little, like she was like four or something. In her parents
chielded her from the from the all the fuck the fluckery, and so she
just I don't feel right. But so that's how she feels. She's like,
she's like it is, that's what she feels, and that makes st
It's like when you're three years old and you're like, yeah, I saw
nine to eleven. It's like, no, well you didn't. But here's
the thing. I've come around historically and like really learning and how bad you
know, historically people that look like me or Kingston have just even Black Wall
Street being burned whatever. I'm like, I was like, all right,
all right, you know what, give me some fucking money, bro,
give me all the money. Like at first, thing should be like I
didn't I didn't experience any of this ship. But I'm just like, nigga,
I want some fucking money now, dude. I think it's just me
being tired, though, really I think that's what it comes down to.
Like I'm just tired. I'm tired. Give me my fucking money for me.
I understand the argument of like people that warning reparations, right, like
I guess as a native as as as Native American, I feel like,
you know, give me a fucking house. What the hell? So I
fall into pretty much every ethnic and every fucked over ethnic group unfortunately, which
is really sad. It makes me Jewish. I just feel I'm not Jewish.
I don't think I'm not. That's it. That's the only one.
And they got the best off and they were you know, it's there,
it's there, they got they It's so funny because like all the there's so
many conspiracy theories about Jewish people, and it's literally just it's literally just the
fact that like they're probably like one of the few groups that has like a
community, like a community in the way that they have it. They really
help each other, even they'll complain about it endlessly, but like they will
help each other genuinely, and it's like that at all. What happens is
this help each other at all? What happened to? Jewish people have a
old religion. They have a very old religion and culture behind them, so
they have a lot of backing that Hispanic people are like Latin Americans are like
less than a thousand years old, you know, a new group of people,
you know, like African Americans are just extreme aspast to the fucking Americas,
Like we don't have the foundation that the just people have. So like
when people are like yeah, because they're much older group of people, they're
able to grow themselves as the people We didn't get people just haven't been able
to. And the thing is, when we started doing better historically, you
start looking like I mentioned Black Wall Street, which is something I was not
aware of growing up, you know, me getting older, learning about I
was just like that kind of made you feel like, damn, we tried.
We we tried. And so this is when I started, you know,
feeling a little bit different about things. Were like, you know what,
man, I'm gonna give you money. What if he burned it all
down and put tracking your babies babies like the natives, Dude, like sling
shot, sling shot and crack into babies babies mouth, bro, You make
them laugh and then bay them. That's how they go. The baby gets
the shakes. Unmarked fucking black vehicles driving around with fucking sling shots, sleek
shutting babies, looking for laughing babies to then sling shot into the mouth.
Bro. One of the agents had jingling keys and then the other one had
the sling shots. So they just do you think that do you think that
they had like there must have been like a crack There must have been like
a crack force, right, there was a crack force, a c F
the American Crack Force or something that's actually real. They disbanded it though,
and then it turned into or yeah, yeah, it turned into the c
I A, which they Bama bin laden they a lot in after they turned
it. This y, that's true exactly. We should get to questions the
Crack Force. Now did anything? By the way, did anything happen?
I feel like nothing really happened. Nothing, nothing interested me even slightly.
I think I think no, literally nothing, nothing, nothing at all.
We talk about smiling friends, we mentioned smiling friends. We mentioned it.
Uh, Ja Cole died. Of course, Ja Cole is so embarrassed.
He died. He's his Monopoly Oh, it says Monopoly movie. I don't,
it's just trending. I don't. I'm not watching that. Is that
real? I told you Apparently a lot of things you said Monopoly movie and
it works from Margot Robbie and Lionsgate. What who's she going to play Margot?
What? I hope direct? Right? This is the whole they're doing
that. Are they gonna try to do that? Mattel empires on the universe?
Yeah, whatever it is that has broken into the Transformers at the end.
Yeah, dude, that would be sick. If that has the power.
I want to see that. Bothers me right now is I want to
see they put so they put the g I Joe's in the starting up and
at the end of the Nass Transformers movie. I wish they did the Power
Rangers and instead of the fucking Joe's Broos aren't twenty seven movie? Was that
twenty seven movie was so fucking trash? I just don't know. I never
saw it. I never watched that. Oh good, dude, you are
you are If you're a Power Rangers fan like I am, you're you're lucky
because that movie I heard that boy. I think that eventually killed the Green
Ranger Jason David Frank. I think that movie was so bad that he just
couldn't take it. Finally killed himselfs a couple of years ago. And I
just remember I thought people, I thought people liked that movie the Power I
saw it if So, here's the thing, I don't know any so.
I think in the same way as you know how there's a lot of Diehard
Star Wars fans or any fandom that was like anything that comes out like they
don't care of the quality of it. I think it's that because as someone
who really enjoys the the ninety five Powering Just movie, just like I think
that movie is fucking fun. Yeah, it was such a good movie,
dude. That is so fucking fun. The choreography is dope. The fucking
suits are dope, dude. Like they started selling those toys that McDonald's or
with the you know, the happy meals. They were so cool. It
was like, here's an upgrade outfits. I love the Ninja they became,
especially Tommy, he was just straight up literally Clan Ninja. I thought,
I really thought that. When I first saw the Ku Klux Klan, I
genuinely, for real thought they were Power Rangers. That is how innocent my
little mind was because I was like, oh, they look like the Ninja
Ranger. That is fucking outrageous, because they do. They look like them,
They really do. Some of the hats, the hats are point their
parent Yeah they're not pointy, but I know what you mean. It's very
even even literally the embroidlements on them are similar. You're wild, and right
now I think it does. You're crazy. It's not that close. But
I'm gonna put up the Red Ninja Ranger and I'm gona put up a brand
wizard right now. They're gonna be like, damn, okay, there's yeah,
yeah, that's okay, that's the that's the title of this this episode
Red Ranger or Grand Lizard. And then you just got you gotta witch one
switch And see, I don't know, there might some people might get that
wrong. I'm actually you're probably right, there's probably it's probably close enough to
some people would be like, I'm not sure it was a fucking six year
old oh man, But yeah, yeah, the twenty seventeen Pirates movie was
fucking asked and that that really bummed me out. Everything about it sucked everything.
Gold was asked, Yeah, what do you got? Gold was so
bad? I saw images and I was bad before. Before we move on
to questions, and do you want to bring this up because it is a
question. It is technically somebody wrote in about it, but I think we
should mention it. Hayden Glass and he says, how do you guys feel
about j Cole sampling a Meat Canyon video? He sampled Wabbit Season, which
includes the voices of Meat Canyon, brock Baker and y'all's friend Mick Rice Pirate
lour crazy shit. I heard about this and it blew my fucking mind.
I was like, so, here's the real question. Why, here's the
question. The person that sampled the beat, were they, Well, I'm
sure the person that sampled the beat was aware of that of the of Meat
Canyon. Was anybody else that worked on that ship on that song aware,
Like was j Cole aware that that wasn't from an actual Looney Tunes? You
know, because like it's literally just the beginning saying, be very very quiet,
We're hunting wabbits or whatever, I'm hunting rabbits, which sounds like it
can just be from a regular Looney Tunes, you know, right that he
wanted they had Elmer Fudd in it. So is Mick is what you call
it? Mick is sampled at the middle towards the end of the song,
right, he's yeah, I minute fifty fifty seconds in, Yeah, I
believe a minute, a minute and fifty one seconds in he's he's He's in
there, and it's okay, this is so crazy about Elmer Fudd. Elmer
Fudd is brock Baker in the beginning. That's brock Baker in the beginning.
Yeah, And I'm at the middle point, it's it's straight up this mixed
voice, and I was like, ew, I know this guy. Okay,
the sun part, I didn't know that. Okay, I didn't even
because I didn't listen to the whole song. I listened to the beginning just
to verify it, and I was like, oh, it's crazy, and
then I just fucked up like a good song too. Honestly, I was
like, Jesus Christ, is it's just the whole situation that's fucking funny,
because like, that's crazy. Look, people are people are like shitting on
J cole right because it's like it's just beef. It's the nature of beef.
But it's like he's just like I did that ship because everybody told me
to do it, and I think I didn't want to. I think it's
a bitch for that. I really when I see a bitch for that,
Oh easily easily, Because I understand people say recording an Instagram story or something
or going live and saying some shit and they're like, fuck, I didn't
mean all that, I'm sorry, But going writing, going to the studio,
having shit mixed and mastered and dropping it and then coming out and be
like I didn't want to do that, Like, are you fucking kidding me?
Bro? I think that's really stupid. I think that's really dumb.
I think that happens. I think what happens is this right, people,
everyone we got, we get. I know I've definitely gotten into fights because
I've been rowed up before. You know, like I didn't want to do
it. I had, you know, I had some inclination to do it,
but like you know, I got riled up and I did something that
didn't want to do. Right. He's a music artists, right, this
kind is Kendrick just came for him, right, And I understand how Jago
if feel offended because j Cole does deserve accolades, which I feel like he
doesn't get very often as being a very talented. He's also not like trying
to get because ego. It's all about like, oh, you're like saying
ego ego makes being the best. Like say me, no one would ever
consider to me the best in anything, because I'm not trying to claim it,
you know what I'm saying, And like say in a way that people
that try to claim it have a better time of people being of them being
considered the best because they're in the conversation. People are talking to them a
lot, just like say, like we talk about NBA or something. Tim
Duncan gets like not in a conversation at all because he's so quiet and so
unassuming. But he's one of the best fucking players ever, you know what
I mean? In that way, I think like Tim, I call like
Tim Duncan like a J. Cole In in that way. But the thing,
but the thing is that so what happens is people are in this ear
right, the competitive nature everything like that. His other rapping friends all the
were like, yo, you know you gotta say something. What are you
gona do? Blah blah blah blah. And then he goes and he records,
right, and he records one song that is definitely a dig at Kendrick,
which is not even that it's not even a despectful of a song because
Cole what Kendrick said was like, there's no big deal, there's just me.
I'm smoking to everybody else, blah bla blah, I'm better than you.
Right, And then he went and he what did he put his thing
out and he was like, I'm gonna insult his books of area and He's
like, how can I insult these? These are very good pieces of music?
And he got because you know, you you calm down and you take
your moments after you do something, when you you go and you get heated
and looked back at me, was just like, I don't even mean the
ship. This is fucking stupid, and it was. And he's probably enough
to be like I said, so you know how you said, like you've
gotten riled up and done things you didn't want to do in a way,
but imagine this. Imagine you and somebody else having some street beef and you're
like, you're you're mad enough to the point that you want to throw blows.
But what you do is you go home, you wrap up your hands,
you get your gloves laced up, you fucking start warming up, and
then you come back and then fight and be like, damn, why did
I do that? You know what I'm saying. You went through that,
definitely, That's that happens though, And you go and you start if you
go, when you start your fight, you fight somebody and then afterwards you're
like, every are you literally not listening to me? What the so you've
you've laced up your gloves you fucking fought somebody you've got it's it's it's literally
going back and preparing to fight, going getting into the fight, and then
after the fight's over, you're like, I didn't need to do I've never
done that. That's stupid as hell. The reason why I get into a
fight right then and there is because my adrenaline. Adrenaline is pumped up.
By the time i've left, I have completely my energy is gone. I
don't what happened is the time, but the time you're leaving to go away
right then you and you'd probably be able to calm yourself down. There are
people still in your ear telling you what you have to do with your share
your fault. In the same way a dummy I'd call somebody else a dummy
for doing that where you've had time to calm down, and then you still
were wilding, and then after it happened, now you want to play victim
like a man. I mean, it's no victory, it's totally it's it's
I want He's saying this ship because he wants people to feel sorry for him
instead of just oh, I think he just doesn't agree with what he did.
He's like, I made a mistake that it's not. I'm not acting
like I don't know. I just don't consider that a mistake. That amount
of time of doing something, I don't consider that a mistake. I mean,
I think that's it. I don't get that hyperbolic at all. I
think it's him making decisions that he did something he should he did not feel
he should have done, and he's openly being like, I did something I
don't think I should have done. I think I don't care to think it.
In the same way where like, say, you know, a lot
of people have encounters, sexual encounters that at the after it's over, they're
like, ah, I shouldn't have done that. I totally understand that,
but I still feel like, in the same vein, yeah, but just
still remember the entire way, you were completely conscious and you made the decision
to do it beforehand. So so in the same vein, I am not
giving you slack and being like, oh, you regret like what happened all
that time before and all the lead up beforehand, and so like take responsibility
for being a guy in that way, and I don't responsibility for it.
He's not trying to like say other people that he other people made him do
it. He's still made the decision, you know, just like it's like
you were saying, like throwing, but you were saying that the fucking the
because everybody wants him to do it, that he gave it a peer pressure,
and I'm just like, he did. That happens, but over a
long process of time. This wasn't just an instant reaction. It was two
weeks. It was two weeks of people on his ass. And then he
was like, I made I made an album, and I'm like, a
man shouldn't probably shouldn't put that out. That happens. I don't think that's
crazy. I think that's I think it's crazy that you think that's crazy.
No, because it happens to everybody. It doesn't. It does not happen
to me. I don't do You're perfect. I'm sorry you fell from you
felt you're strow many white white. That is not perfection, dummy. I
just don't fucking methodically do something for a long time and then be like,
oh, I regret doing this. Sh It's like if I've had a long
time to think about something, it's like say putting out a tweet or something.
If I'm thinking about it for too long. I'm like, bro,
what am I doing? And then I just stop, versus me being mad
and then doing it right away, and then I'm like, fuck, what
have I done? I can't believe I did. This says more context to
that that had so much more, And I think it's even worse because it's
just a lot of time to think about it, to reflect on it,
to really be like, is this something that I really want to do?
I don't want to do this. Having this back and forth with yourself sounds
like you really don't want to do it. No one's forcing you to go
in the booth record the shit, have it mixed and mastered and dropped.
That is such a long process and so much time for you to be like,
nah, let's not do this. But you but you've never you've never
been like, you've never been like, hey, all right, uh,
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do something stupid, right, Like I'm gonna
I'm gonna beat my dick into the sink, you know, cause I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta get my nut off right. And then more
than halfway through jacket into the sink, you start coming You're like, dang,
I really drenched this whole sink full of gum. I shouldn't have done
that. You're looking at You're looking at this sink clogg sink full of come.
So you're like, damn, bro. So here's the way that I
would really blasted this whole sink up. Listen, in that scenario, hold
on, hold on. This is this is the way that I would preface
this scenario if I was driving from home from work gridlocked, and I just
kept thinking, man, I can't wait, I can't wait to bust in
the sink. But then I'm also having thoughts that like, oh man,
I probably shouldn't that's probably a bad idea. And then fucking an hour later
you get home and then you bust in the sink, and then you're like
and it's like you had previous You're like, oh man, I know that
my nut is really clumpy and it cans to clog the sink up. But
I really really love busting in yourself. This son about coming in the stake
that makes me really happy. You get there, yeah, come in to
see you know your questions, and then you explain and you explain to the
plumber dude, the plumber looks at you would discuss. Alright, let's go
on. This is all you other questions. Rest in peace. J Cole,
I like his clothes or whatever. That's Jake Crew thinking of something else.
He owns cos. J Coles owns coals. He does not at all.
That's what, that's why, that's why he made that that song.
It's for Cole's cash. Yeah, Chris is can you plaint him out of
a group? And James Jack, I know who J Cole is. He's
way more recognizable now with his fucking hair. Like he was simply I was
simply making a little joke, is what I was doing. I was just
wondering. You know, you don't you don't know many rappers. J Cole
looks. I feel like Jake Cole looks vaguely. I mean outside of jay
Z, who looks very distinct. J Cole looks pretty distinct, you know,
because of his dreads. Because nicest thing you've ever said, like,
the looks distinct. That is a very nice way. Yeah, that's very
nice. I like that. Yeah, he's you know, he's a distinct
looking person. Only he looks like him, you know. Yeah, he's
the only human to ever look like him. That is true. He married
Beyonce Knowles. Makes me so mad. Jay Z looks jay Z looks like
he should be floating around crash Banded Goots, Let's move, Let's okay?
So Depon Days and Discovery Daft Punk are this are some of the best and
most influential albums in the two thousands? Prove me wrong. That's his name.
His name, by the way, Uh, maybe, yeah, probably?
I think I think I don't know influential. I don't know about influential.
I think probably because is that what you're saying. I don't know.
I don't have to think about deeven Days is the one he caught. He
copied stronger right from I would have to think about it because I really don't
have that information ontil my head. I wouldn't say it's that. I wouldn't
say they're the most influential albums. I would say that they're they're some of
the most there's some of the biggest ones for sure, but like influential implies
that they have, like I would say, I would say, how how
he argued? How could you? How? How I feel like? That's
thousands was like so many, There was so much like fucking like uh a
thousand miles and like fucking punk ship that that' kind of it was light,
but it wasn't like super like on Billboard, verything like that at that time.
I'm not necessarily saying on Billboard. I'm saying as effective like these have
stood the test of time, which is different, which isn't necessarily which isn't
necessarily one one with influential. I feel like influential needs like a lot.
There needs to be a lot more coming out of daft punk to for I
don't know, that's whatever, that's his name. That's not the that's not
the point. He says, good tidings, heart of the paint objectively and
swings sweet. This is crazy, this is this is fucking crazy. Sweens
is the worst one by far. Please stop bringing the rest of us black
folks down and expand your vocabulary, you thick lift, bug eyed, nappy
headed chimp. Gee. I gotta fight you, bro. You gotta tell
me who you are so I can fight you. I have to fight you.
What is what is your ad on Twitter? So I can look at
your profile and tear you down as a person. You better you better like
that and not let me back at you. Yeah, you can it.
His his probile pictures on Patreon is big Kingpin from uh from Spider Verse.
So hold on, hold on, it goes on, it goes on.
This is funny, he says, as requested an update. Now he changed
his name, so you might not remember who this is, but he says,
I came clean to my girlfriend about the sound of seamen shortly after posting
that question. I was miraculously saved by her generous sense of humor. There
she sworn revenge against me and forever, and I will forever live in paranoia
as a result. This is perfect. See like you, I was about
to say this. I was just about to say you you listen, listen,
you have to lock this person. You have to lock this person down.
You have to lock this person down. If because that she embarrassed herself
in front of the room of her peers and she forgave you, that's that's
no, that's not that's not nothing. If I've learned anything in my life
is that you lock those people down, all right, you get them,
So congrats on that you didn't do I'm not We're gonna get got lucky.
Because he was able to laugh it off. But at the same time,
it's like, maybe like not a lie, you know, maybe like tell
a joke about haha, I'm kidding. Right afterwards, when you know,
yah, don't be like same day two months later, it was it was
a joke. Yeah, they're doing it again because not your girlfriends. Guys,
I'm like, oh, this bitch is a retard. Yeah, she's
not to be fair. They probably to be fair. They probably already knew
that, you know what I mean. This can't be like the only instance
like she did something like insanely stupid, you know what I mean? It
feel bad because I don't know your girlfriend. I'm making funny. She's got
to know. Everything's cool. But yeah, we're coming for your boy.
That that's that's facts. Like he's right right for it. Pretty soon,
he writes further, there's more, there's more elements to this is a this
is a hefty question. He's getting his value, He's getting his dollar value
for this. He says, well, I've got your attention. I work
as a game developer. And while we were and while we were hanging out
a program, a friend of mine that's never seen this show got dangerously high
and coincidentally pitched gangst the Quest to me for four straight hours. Well,
you have plenty of ideas such as homeless class that deals fed at all based
crip damage. I wanted to request Swedeen Derek. I think that's a fucking
amazing by the way, Uh, I want to request Sweet and Derek get
together and should you don't think that there should be at least one addict in
gangs request? So here's the thing. I didn't a class real quick.
The way that Gangster Quest was set up was very simple. There wasn't the
the only goons in that game and old school goons like I hate the new
the new term ruins goons for me. Now, like people were thinking of
like people jacking off like crazy product. So the only goons that were going
to be in in it because it was basically the main character is gonna be
like c J and he was going to be back in time in medieval times,
and the only other goons that were going to be in there was when
you would summon them like a final fantasy summons, so you would have maybe
like a drive by summons. So there wasn't gonna be like a class of
like homeless people like all these black fucking Yeah, it was gonna be shipped
like that, not like fits and then like it was, I have the
whole thing, like I have a forty minute podcast that I did with my
friend of us talking it out. I need to unearth it and to hear
all the ins and outs of it. But I so would it be more
like huh see when when you pitched it to when I when we had this
conversation before, I felt like it was more similar to Skyrim when you're saying
this is what I so, this is what I wanted. I wanted a
mixture of Skyrim and and uh and uh oh my god, san andres Fantasy.
So basically, well, the Final Fantasy is stealing things from other stuff,
right, So like I wanted to steal the summons from Final Fantasy,
but not have it be but you could say, oh, more like Final
Fantasy in the more open world sense of like A fifteen or something, but
the idea thinking so you're thinking he's thinking more dragons, Dogma meets niggas,
you're thinking more Skyrim's quest nature. Yeah, so I had the whole The
whole thing was plotted out with like long story, short failed army guy,
right, this army nigga. He's just he's honorably discharged. He wasn't dishonorable,
but he was just an average fucking whatever. He's a part of the
crips whatever the fuck, or it could be a fake, made up thing
that's like the crips, you know. Long story short, in the fucking
medieval time that's going on, it's in danger. The Wizard sucks dick of
that time. He sees the kings going crazy and he's like, I need
to stop him, and he's gaining too much power. I'm gonna summons the
most like a powerful warrior from the future that should have like so much infinite
knowledge and to be able to easily thwart this nigga. But then his shitty
magic just summons that guy, just this average and this we has to deal
with him. So he summons this average dude that's an okay shooter who understands
guns and a little bit of stuff. So then he gets magic and he
also just gets with the help of Blacksmith, and then he gets guns.
He has uh. He he meets people from that time, so he's gonna
have some like medieval people that are gonna start learning how to do some hood
shit, but like and then like he gets the magic which is able to
summon his niggas like as like a drive by or something like that. It
was gonna be something like that where the whole idea is how much magic we're
talking? Well, I was thinking of it in a sense that how like
how you have magic in Skyrim where it's like you have a meter like you
know that does replenish. And then I was thinking of maybe something that is
a little bit different, like that needs to be like focused and dragon and
he's inquisition where it's like here's your your main attack, like your biggest thing.
That would be like a summons, so it's like you have this focus
media that builds up over time something like that. That was and it was
gonna be pretty simple, like how how how what? What are the how
high fantasy are we going? Like are there dragons and ship? I want
absolutely if there's wizards, there's dragons, like like we gotta go, we
gotta go. How what is you gotta figure out what is the cap of
the magic possible? Because if this nigga goes back to Earth with magic,
well afterwards the world's over. That's he's gonna go back. You're gonna be
like, oh yeah, guys, look what I learned. I was going
for three weeks of when I learned he just summons a meteor. This sequel
this sequel, and so they're actually, okay, you know what I'm I
am. I'm I'm misremembering something. So I did remember one part when he
tried to go so kind of like in the same vein, and and I'll
wrap this up real fast, because maybe we should completely map out at an
extra ammal, but I'll wrap this up real quick. When he thinks he
destroyed everything, he thought he did everything, and he tries going home,
this is like in the middle of the game with a twist. Actually what
happens. He ends up summoning more people like Vatos and shit like that,
and then they start taking over garrisons. So now that like the King is
not the main boss we thought he was. And then it turns out that
they need to clean up the area with all these other like factions that start
rising up and taking advantage of the magic in the area. And that's like
the second half of the game, and so it becomes a whole thing of
like learning the responsibility of magic and all this other shit and then kind of
taking that to the future and being like, I can't use it for bad,
but we can also rework that. We can shop this, and literally
I want this to be real, Like I want to at some point invest
in this because I know this would be a fucking hitt even if it was
just like eight bit, like sprite shit feels like some old maybe not eight
bit, but like you know, fucking twenty four. Yeah, like yeah,
it feels like some I think it would be a fucking hit. I
think like stelling on Steam for like twenty bucks kind of a thing, and
that's that sounds cool, bro. I play the ship out of this game.
It's just taking it to the right people. I guess I've never tried
to shop it really, so yeah, none of that fitin off ship man,
that ship is. I hate when people like start getting like let's do
all these like let's put cracking it, and I'm like, shut the fuck
up, man, you should you should? You should? Yeah? Okay,
yeah, let's see. I was thinking of it like Final Fantasy,
where it's like you would do poison damage and it would be it would be
like a fentanyl, so it would be fit. But I mean, so
I don't it would be the only so fittanel could be something that you don't
have almost like say how there's like a blood mage where it's like blood mage
is like bad business. So there's like maybe somebody that has evil that ship,
or there's a there's a healing potion but you pick it up and it's
like a it's like fake or whatever, like you says a rough All right,
I'm okay with that. That's fine, that's fine. It's just pure
negative effects from the classes. Too much A class is too much? Ye
fair enough, stain go, Jenkins wrote in he says got to double dip
here on episode two twenty, you started talking about Geiger counters through means that
I am unable to disclose. I was able to get one wild story.
Later, I became concerned with the water quality in my parents' house. I
insisted on a water test and found the uranium levels were eight times greater than
the acceptable amount. They bought a filtration system. So now it's fine.
One day. There needs to be better connective issues between these sentences, but
I'll give you a pass. One day, I take the Geiger counter to
one of the bathrooms I've been using since childhood, and the counter starts screaming
the moment I bring it close to the toilet, I am now waiting for
the ass cancer to consume me. That's scary as fuck. Also, basically
what you were saying, it's exactly what. It's exactly what I'm talking being
paranoid about that happening or something. That's why I could never I would.
I would simply rather sit in an a radiated room and not know it be
forced to like, oh man, now you have like Geiger counter, and
now I know. Now it's on me to leave and figure the shit out
too much. That is true. That fucked my week up. It's definitely
something that I feel like i'd have to. It makes me feel like I
should do a better job at just trying to protect my body from certain elements,
certain certain things that you always hear, like, I know, speaking
of it is funny. Just I just watched that Alex Jones documentary and I
remember he was one of those people that would sell potassium I had died because
when Fukushima exploded, like and he was like, oh the the your radiation
is hit the Pacific Bay. You guys gotta take potassium I die to protect
your thyroid. And I was like, what, what's happening? And then
so I just looked it up real fast on Google, not not Google,
on YouTube, and funny enough, it was his name Thunderfoot. That guy
came up and he was like doing the the science and he's like, no,
no. He was like, no, no, it's it's fine,
it's not blowing up. And then it was exposed on the documentary. His
people were going out to the to the to the Pacific, going to like
San Francisco and shit, and testing the water, testing the coast, and
all the guygers were coming back normal and they were reporting it normal. And
then Alex Jones was furious. He was so pissed that it wasn't it like
and the readers were hired because obviously he couldn't make any sales off of that.
But I'm sure he still made sales anyway. I'm sure he's still figure
out a way. Dude. It's crazy. I was like, Damn,
it's fucking crazy that how Richy you can just get off and just just saying
whatever, it literally doesn't have to be even remotely true. It's kind of
crazy. He's just he just dog. He such a fuck's such a dumb
fuck, and he's so heavily affected people's lives and just like I didn't know
what I was there wasn't like that. It's like, motherfucker, you were
a monster. You are a terrible person. Bro. While he was while
he was in court, he was doing his broadcast and it was it was
like Doctor Jekyll mister high type ship, like he didn't even remember what happened.
He'd be on his broadcast saying like the horrible ship, like, oh
yeah, I think the like one of the victims, the guy that he
was gonna face the court. I think it's kind of slow. I think
he's like autistic. And then there was a picture of the judge just in
flames and then she saw it and she was looking at it like what the
fuck dude. He's like, yeah, see, people don't understand. I
will say that you were uh you were burning freedom of speech or something like
yeah, you just trying to cover for it. I'm like, dude,
you know they're gonna see this. How are you doing this? I don't
understand? On bro, dude, what's what service is that? Is that
documentary? Max? So it's on Max? Yeah, just type in the
people versus No sorry sorry the truth versus Ox Jones, and it was really
it's it's a fascinating documentary. It's also sad because you get to hear the
accounts of the parents talking about how their kids got Swiss cheese, and I'm
like, dude, that's uh, that's bad. Wish up man, straight
up, dude, I love Swiss cheese. That's with pretzel fucking by some
guy that had a tough day at school and he's like, you know what
I woulda do. I'm gonna go to this fucking middle school and bother these
children I've never seen before. That's the valid. That's valid, that's the
that's what you're fine. Electrify shoot children, fine, electrifying mine, electrifying
my Homo cochrane and he says, hey, fellas the other day Hoopa snank
and chumblewam but both came on the radio on my work on my way to
work, and it just had me wondering, what do you think is the
gayest name for an artist or band? I love that, that's the question.
After you heard I can I say I have to say this, I
don't I don't know. I don't know if I have an answer to this
question. I just love that that's the thought process that because it makes it's
valid. Though it really is valid, because now that you say that,
I'm like, wait, is there any name stupider than those names? That's
pretty good, pretty stupid? So I got to ask stupid, But Hoopa
snank is very fucking thumb. Hoop a snak is absolutely stupid, and and
and and one thing. I so I learned this, Uh well, I
never looked it up before, but I got to talk to dug Well,
the singer and the guitars and HUPA Stink. They were doing their like twentieth
anniversary thing or whatever, and I got to talk to them with this guy
Brian from Rockfeed, and I asked them because I remember they were doing an
interview for k Rock, the radio station to do this weenie roast thing.
They'd have all these rock bands, and HUPI Stink came on and they asked,
of course, what the fuck does your name mean? And they said
there was like some giant, retarded jock in high school that would just yell
that name the word Huba steak, and it just stuck with them that they
just kept that as their band name. So I asked them. I was
like, hey, I heard this when you guys are on the RAIDO is
this true? And they were like no, Literally, every single time anyone
asked us what the name is, we make up something different on the spot.
And I was like, that's fucking that's crazy. I was like,
I know, I actually love that. They're like like they're doing the fucking
Heath Ledger Joker thing. They're just fake backstories for the name. I love
that though. That's that's actually that redeems it a little bit in my eyes,
but it's still a terrible name. It's I got nondrome. I have
downs but again, you know, you gotta keep me down. My sinn
drums down, but I get up again, never never, never get up
again. Down. There's no Jones down and I can't get up again.
Damn it cannot get up again. You're you're always gonna keep me down.
My sin drome is down. That's amazing, dude. That is so much
better than like a gate like making a gay version of that, like the
down central version of that song is so much better. My syndrums down,
get up again. Just hearing all those what are they British Irish. What
the funk are they? What are those people something? There's something because they
have that. You know, we got a good one. We got a
good one here, We got a good one here by Randy Okay, go
on Randy King as eternal thirteen year old mister always wrong and Chris since dip
ship said that Assassin's Treed two story was so stupid, you guys should make
your own Assassin's Treed two plot like the Gears of Word movie you guys made
on Extra Ammo. Not a bad idea at all. I don't even know
why. I don't know. I don't know why I didn't think of doing
something like that with because Auditor would be like a fucking fun character to make
our own stupid version of Assassins Treed two with. I think you should meet
everybody he should he should meet. Yeah, that's a good extra. Should
he should meet that, he should meet the as well, the literally he
should meet. You should have been a kingdom for a solid portion of you.
He should be in the mushroom kingdom for a solid like that might not
be a bad idea. He should be a warrior version of Etsio where his
name is Metzio I hate that so much. What CEO, that's good,
wet CEO, whatsenz and he's just CEO in purple and he's stupid. It's
real, it's it's it's real e c O in purple overalls and like the
purple hat he's got it. It's straight up. It's straight up just warrior
or wall Ouigi or whatever. That's great. I think I think that's it
is silly. Everybody got mad at me when I said that. I was
like, I think I'm sorry. I think I think the fact that it's
it's it's it's right. A cool Italian character, all right, he's an
assassin's Italy. Uh, he knows da Vinci. Uh. It's some guy
named Mario and it too. Uh. I mean, I don't know.
I think it's I think it's still very silly that because I think it'sn't even
the point that it's not stupid. The point is that it's not uniquely stupid
or any stupider than the things that you don't think are stupid. That's kind
of the problem. I think a lot of things are stupid. I enjoy
a lot of stuff, but a lot of things I enjoy I think are
fucking dumb, right, Like my favorite hero, Spider Man. Spider Man
as a concept is fucking retarded. How is someone as smart as Peter Parker
still that fucking poor That is outrageous. Well that's spider Man, that's the
concept of Peter Parker. Yeah, but that Spider Man is stupid too.
I think Spider Man is because of the fact that what you call that,
people still think he's a menace even though he's doing all that good ship.
And then at the same time, it doesn't kill his villains, so villains
can't go kill people again, Like that's all so dumb. I love it,
don't get wrong. I love Spider Man. Can't figure out how propaganda
works, like you can't just you can't just do propaganda of his own and
make it exactly himself or beat the fuck out of j Joo jameson to be
like, nigga, I'm saving people. If you print on stupid bob me
again, I'm throwing you out of a window, or I'm not gonna save
you. You're getting in the way, you die. You want to do
your job well, and then this nigga is like just profiting off of your
misery and your your misfortune I would. I would definitely, I would threaten
me do if you do this one more time, like if you even print
that, I would I threatened you I'm going to kill your family. It's
that simple. No, I'd be like, I'm not going to kill your
family, but I know function's gonna find you and I'm not gonna save you,
all right, I would just have rhino rap o or something. I'd
be like, I'd lead a fight over to his house. No jj oh
no, the rhino's coming while he's white. Imagine pieces you're even everywhere.
What's even scary about that there was that Peter is smart enough to to get
away with something like that, in the sense that like, oh, Rhino's
fighting me, I'm fighting Rhino. I know where j jon and Jamison lives.
I can just fight Rhino and get him over to j Jonah Jamison and
then oh no, j Jon Jamison is dead through no fault of my own.
Oh no, he got trowned. But imagine spitefully leading a rhinoceros towards
somebody's house like that is so great, That is so out of pocket.
Oh it's all dumb, dude. The fact that the fact that Spider Man
is still even Spider Man. It's like the moment Miles shows up, Nigga,
I'm gone, I'm bet you're literally just better than me. I'm gonna
go on vacations. I'm gonna take my job seriously, I'm gonna get my
degrees I can get in two weeks because I'm a genius and I'm go fuck
it. It's it's all dumb, dude, it's all so stupid. The
only superhero that makes sense. Really, it's like having someone like Superman exit
because Superman is just better than us in every way. Let him solve the
problems and hopefully lead us to a better future. The fact that said he
just exists as a humanoid far away and you can have all magical powers because
of the sun is fucking absolutely stupid. It's insane too. But like there's
there's nothing, There is no good examples. Really is Batman Batman? Like
Batman is feasible. You can I can see Elon Musk if he was a
little more autistic doing shit like that. We already talked about him getting killed
night one, get killed. Don't get me wrong. Somebody hit him with
a baseball bat and don't exposed. Gary get from there, wines and up.
That's exactly what would happened, fucking pleading profusely. He's got more teeth
than he should have, let his teeth fall out and then like a whole
other set of teeths fall out again. You're like, what the what's wrong?
I would love that somebody convinced him to do that. Like, dude,
Elon, You're strong and awesome and amazing. You can easily be Batman.
You know, we should him every day. You should like him,
you should be you can totally weird. Are the ones that do it?
We don't what they get? Suit you seen not that you mentioned a noto
that you mentioned I should do it? Remember him on the yacht like Howard,
imagine what you look at in a batsuit? Dude, broad did you
see it? Was it? It was it? Who drew it? Was
it? Rob? Uh? Rob Layfield America even totally look like that?
And then just get the piss beat out of the first fucking hour. He
would try to stop that. Next question bext question, I'll be the bad
man. I don't want to set my ass on fire. I just want
to see a really big fart. Is that I don't want to see that
set the world on fire? Is that what that is? I think?
Dumb? Yeah, anyway, you're right, And he says, do you
guys think you could parentheses? Not? Would so? Not? Would do
you guys think that you could enjoy an orgy? No? No, No,
I think I think there was a time. There was a time where
I was younger, I was curious enough to potentially like, ah, yeah,
maybe, but like I've evolved, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely
in the scenario, Like even in the scenario let's just say, let's just
say the scenario that it's just clones of my wife and like me, and
it's like that crazy scenario of that racio of an orgy, like complete fantasy
bullshit, that would never happen. Even in that sense, I think I
would just get I would just be overwhelmed and it would make me tired immediately,
just thinking like oh, I'd be tired before, Like no, oh,
that's a lot of work. That's a lot of fucking work, dude.
Like it's not, it's not it's good. It's it's a hassle.
It's a lot of work, dude. It seems like a hassle. I
can barely run a mile without feeling like I'm like, just I'm in really
bad shape right now, and I can't imagine like trying to even even a
threesome sounds fucking overwhelming, dude, Like it's just that's an orgy. Sounds
like everyone's fucking around you and then you're probably swapping and all this crazy shit's
going on. LuSE, I imagine that's the point of an orgy. Otherwise,
what is the point just you just random people to Is that what that
is? Because otherwise why would I want that? Why would anybody want that?
Like, what's the point? Like I would I would assume the point
of an orgy orgy is like swapping people or something, right, That's that's
that's what you would assume. Yeah, So I don't like people touching me.
That's the thing. I don't like people touching me. I just can't
point. I hate people touching me in general. So I think that's the
duation would drive me insane because I don't I really like even my girlfriend like
that nighttime, she like wants to touch my face. I'm like, hey
stop, please, I don't like this. Yeah, I understand, I
don't like. I don't like. Uh, I don't even like JoJo's blanket
touching me and she fucking like, first of all, she like generates heat,
like fucking the human torch, so she's from the Caucus area. Yeah,
they need heat pros. So it's just like fucking disgusting, even when
like I can feel some for heat on the blanket and touches me, and
I'm like, this is gross so hot, but uh yeah, so I
can't imagine a bunch of that. Everything about that sounds when I if I
was younger, I think the milestone of it would have been because when I
was younger, I was like I was like a Thanos type of like milestone
collector thing that was pretty much all I cared about. It wasn't like oh
but then as I got older, I stopped giving a ship and then the
accolades were only for me. They're nobody really knows the stuff that I've done
in a way, because it's not it would only impress like a what like
a teenager in high school like you're so cool exactly, girls who gives a
fuck? So it's like you know what cares at all? Yeah, I
like like my avarice as a child would have led me to attempt it.
Yeah, my weed would have led me to tempt it, and then afterwards
I would have felt just unclean in the eyes of the Lord and the planet
the eyes of the Lord, I'm like, I fucked. I took my
freshly fucked penis out of one girl and put in another. I am trash,
trash. Yeah, I've never done that. I've never done that.
That's actually, uh, there have been. There have been some opportunities.
And you know, one thing that really sealed the deal for me was when
my friend told me about his experience that he did. He was smashing this
one girl regularly, and then she was like, hey, you want to
bring in my other friend and he was like sure, and and then so
when he started, you know, that night, when he started putting the
moves on the other friend, the other girl actually got really upset and ran
into the bathroom and started crying. And he was like, what the fuck?
This was your idea? I heard that before. The reality is that
people can't. I don't know, maybe not people like this. It's a
rude generalization obviously, like there are some people who can, but like,
more often than not, people are going to find themselves in that situation,
and someone involved in that situation will not be able to handle it. Someone
There's a pretty high chance that's what it's gonna be one of them. And
I look, man, I don't know. Man, I've had opportunities that
I've skipped on and I'm just like, I'm not doing this either. Like
I remember, I remember specifically once. I remember specifically once where it was
like I had everything was like lined up, and then the night came and
then she was walking out of the she was walking out of the bar,
and my partner at the time were like, it's like she looks a little
drunk, like too drunk, Like she's like stumbling around. This ain't happening.
I'm not I'm not getting involved with anything like this. This is fucking
crazy. Yeah that was. And then in high school. In high school,
I had I had a similar thing, but that was that was straight
up bitch that I was like, I'm not doing this. It was college.
It was like it was like the first year of college. I was
like, dude, I just know, no chance in hell I'm doing this.
I just I just start something. Yeah, I just I just started
doing this. I just started doing this regularly. I'm not about to like
advance to this level like off the bat, like there's too much to like
like it's it's avarice, right, It's just like all this ship we see
and you get to the point and you're like, I I got so scared.
I called one of my friends. I was like, yo, dude,
I think I can't do this man, and I was he was like,
just don't do it. And I was like, man, I'm just
not gonna do it with sex is a little man. You got scared,
like a little I feel like because I don't because that's so much. But
that's that's not one person, that's a whole another dimension of being added to
the situation for me. And I was like, I can't do this right
now, man, I gotta I gotta not right now, all right now.
I'm fucking I'm nineteen years old. Bro. Like, do you mean
like nervous and not like scared, because I feel like they're different. I
was like, yeah, I was, Yeah, I was. It was
nerves, it was severeness. It wasn't like dreg it wasn't dragged. Okay,
that's totally just very scared to me, is very different from being like
really nervous or really anxious or something like, fuck, I don't know if
I want to do this, Like I get that even like the uh sometimes
the uh the look at me as So my experience is a lot different from
yours because uh, I'm a I'm a short man, but I'm also black,
and because I'm black, a lot of women probably expected me to have
like impossibly big penises like in porn, and so there's already me having this
psychological thing I have to deal with with. Am I even gonna be what?
Am I gonna be inadequate because of what they're expecting of me. Luckily
I didn't have, like, as far as I'm concerned, I haven't noticed
anything like that happened to me. But it's always in the back of my
head that I'm like, I'm sure some of these bitches want to smash,
thinking that they're gonna get this gorilla fucking horsehog or something, and then they're
just gonna get like a decent sized penis, but they wanted like some crazy
fucking rainstick, and I'm like, hah, you know, So there would
be times where if I'm gauging that, I'm like, I don't even know
if I want to smash or something, because I don't want to get in
this awkward situation where they're like, oh, yeah, that's fine. I
mean, I'm totally cool with that, but it's no, you know,
expecting you know, I'm like, well, fuck you fucking then I'm all
hurt and I'm screaming and crying and running away my pants down and shit,
I've never had like yeah, just it's just like people, I don't know.
I feel like most of my sexual endeavors the it's never like I've had
bad ones, but like it's like, all right, that was bad,
we'll work on it. I guess let me ask you something, you guys,
would you if you were able to know what all your sexual partners were
thinking about your sexual performance? Would you want to know, like if you
were able to, like, you know, some type of crystal ball ship
or whatever, reading people's minds, would you want to know like the honest
truth of how they feel about you as a sexual partner? Or are you
good with how you feel now? Like you're like, oh yeah, my
sexual endeavors so far, the first few wants are going to be really embarrassing,
is the first few ones, because they were bad. They were they
were bad for even bad sake, they were like bad, but mashing against
the plus it's not even in I was just slamming it against it, just
slamming it against it, and seeing what happened, I would just hit against
it again. That's hot, dude, that's a while, just immediately eventually,
Yeah, it was that good baby. You like that, you like
that we slap your tummy with my fat Yeah, no, man, orgies
are out of the question. I think just generally, like I don't know,
there's a brief period and there's a brief period of time where I probably
would have thought about doing it for the story and for no other reason than
just a story. But like even that's just not even the gem collecting,
just like just like oh because my because my thought is, look, I
don't believe and I don't believe that there's a life after you die, you
know, like I believe this is it. So for me, I'm like
thinking, it's like, oh, well, it would be hoovy to have
as many experiences as possible. Uh, And so for me, I'm thinking
like, ah, yeah, maybe, But then like I know, I
know myself well enough to be like if that situation ever occurred, I would
just think myself into a position where I'm just like, oh, well,
no, this is fucking this is not me, This is not this is
not where I want to be or where I belonged. There's no story here
that I'm going to enjoy having, so like, there's no point really in
it. But yeah, no way, no shot. Thanks for ready tomorrow
tomorrow tomorrow? What Oh, we're setting up the orgy tomorrow. That's I
mean, you have fun, guys, Yeah, have a great time.
Bro, make sure you guys are invited. I'll be the puppet master.
What if you another thing I don't worry about. What if some my fucking
I would go. I would go to an orgy if I could, if
I could be like a sports commentator and I could like and I could be
like, there goes, there goes what's her face with the giant vagina walking
into center for sweedy Rick agains back in the fight. He was gone,
Peter's back out there, he went back, and guy's a fucking phenom.
You know you're saying this, And I guarantee, I am positive there is
a Japanese game show with this exactly. Sure, I bet, and I
want to watch it because it's not a game to them though it's like a
certified serious sport. It was like fucking the whole Athletic Commission and it's it's
they they take this seriously. Dude. That is what happens when you're on
the island on your own for so long, Bro, you develop and then
you get new. That's what happened. There's the secret recipe that that's what
you're doin. Anime would have existed. Do you think anime would exist without
the Adventure of the Nuke? No, in the way that it existed,
because the cartoons that they had before was not like in It wasn't there.
And as soon as they got a whipp of that radiation, it kind of
started. You started to see it. You started like that was really bad.
I don't like that I did that. That was that I need somebody
didn't draw you doing that, dude. That's like an animeground green or like
whatever the fun and one of those like steel like I'll try I'll freeze frame,
give me the give me the freeze frame and I'll paint it. Let's
not, let's not. Yes, Oh man sweeney Son, I love it.
I love it. I like that's such a racist thing. I just
did I feel really bad. It is what you listen, Kingson, what
you've done is racist you because you are a racist individual. But I'm not
racist. You just embrace it, man Kingston, you are not. I'm
not. And I don't even think that's like a bad thing necessarily for you.
You're you know, you're just you're racist. It's fine. Just what
the fun for you? For you? I mean that there are worse There
are worse things that you could be me in particular or like, yeah specifically,
no you specifically. They're there's things I remember you did. You're probably
the you did it. You did a Japanese impersonation of jay Z and not
I didn't do it. It was completely just you. It was just you.
Nobody looked at it. Don't dig it up. It was just him.
I was gonna do it just now, but I chose not to.
I would have loved it because it was It's one of my fondest memories for
some reason. Oh, because I was funny enough. I was just think
because that happened because of us talking about a C D C. And then
did I really do that? Well, yeah, it was a whole It
was a whole little bit like we were talking about a CDC and how they're
from. But I remember making a racist jay Z it was that sounds so
funny, that's like jay Z being from Japan. Like it was so that
that's how it was. And then it turned into uh sweet, you know,
you know exactly what it turned into, age to the but it was
with a Japanese accident. No, it was. There was a few different
things. I know there was actually I know that you gotta get that dirt
off your shoulders, you better, and then tears. I remember you saying
tears of the musl Liam floor. I remember you saying that. I remember
you saying that in the most racist fucking voice ever. And it's so it
was so nice. It was so nice. But it's funny. Is that
not the only voice that you could do? Probably publicly? And you probably
why do you have that image of that that looks like me and it doesn't
look like me at the same time. That's which is insane? That really
does that? Uh those things with Lily? Yeah, because because because because
I try to practice drawing by drawing my friends, you threw the worst image
of me. I look like a dog in that all right, draw draw,
draw, Draw, Zach and Michael from a smiling friends. Okay,
here here I did it. Oh that was that was amazing. You're so
good. You're so good. Isn't that that guy as then up? What's
his name? His name is Brill. I've been trying. I've actually been
trying to like get better at it, like actually like actions here that those
are all jokes, but I'm trying. So I'm gonna paint that outline of
you, that outline of you looking sucked up. I'm gonna paint that.
I'm gonna try and make it like a genuine painting and trying to make it.
I think that should be merched, and you should say something under it.
I don't know what though, So I was a gum bag or something.
I don't know, just say you gumbag? Yeah, yeah, the
comment in the comment section if you want that as merched. No, we
do that? Do it? Come back? So fun? Honestly, obviously
you would only know what we're talking about if you have the access to the
video feed. So when you see the video feed, it's I can't describe
what I just showed to them. Look, I'll clip it out on social
media for one, So, like I don't you know? So what happened
to this? Right the I remember what I was gonna say because I got
so thrown off by listen, let's move on, let's I love you.
Gotta be images of you guys like that. I have image of Chris that'd
be perfect first shirt. Chris. Don't want to of everyone I love later,
but yours organic. There has to be a image of you. You
don't post. You post dumb images. You don't post fucked versions of yourself.
That's why you posts silly one. It is, look it. I
am down for there to be all of us. It just has to be
organic like that. What happened with your that? This was an amazing moment
and I'm like, I want this shirt badly, Like I want to wear
you know what that moment was literally asked me a question and I turned to
her and for some reason my face looked so weathered that it turned into that
and she just took a picture instantly and she was like, look it was
I want to say scumbag on her. So guys, please don't say yes
to that, because if they say yes, they're gonna do it. I
really don't want them to do that. You already know what's gonna be the
best seller. It's always me. It's always we're gonna have My coworkers got
the fucking shirt of Chris Way. He blew my fucking brains out, and
she came into work with it, and I was like, no, awesome.
I was like, you know, it's because I have an expressive face
and I hate it my face, but not it's literally that was I mean,
yeah, that one with the hold your head, that one actually didn't
do well at all. So that's what surprised me about that is that was
that somebody came in with that shirt at all, because that's so that's sold
like ten ten. Maybe I think it's the likelihood of that. But yeah,
the three Swen Moon, the one with with the three of you looking
up at the moon was it was a big one. That was like I
remember that because but that was also just like a really good shirt because it
was like an all overprint. I never really did. Yeah, it's very
well designed, Yeah I was. I was happy with it. But but
that that on his shirt with scumbag underath it would be or any honestly anything
underneath it. I kind of want to put, like I want to put
that face up with like various band names underneath it, like like just like
Nirvana's logo or like uh, you know, like something. It's like,
oh, I've never seen that album, but I do want my scumbag one.
I want it in the like the Supreme logo, you know, like
pu Supreme is I want to red and the white and I want to say
thumbbag. That would be good. That's a good idea. Actually, yeah,
down down, down, down down people, people, people you're gonna
go to like Starbucks or whatever. What is that shirt? Like? Because
that I never realized how inquisitive, inquisitive people were about shirts until I started
wearing like really fancy stuff, like I started wearing some alien wear ship and
then people would be like asking me all the time, like, oh,
where'd you get that from? And I'm like, oh, usually because I
guess I'm just wearing like a band tea or something over it, like a
hoodie, and so yeah, people like are fucking don't They're gonna ask about
that and they're gonna want it. They don't care what it is. I
like that Elvis Alien has that that that pink and white hoodie that I really
like. I left it in New York though. It's a shame. Also
it's about to be I don't know. You guys can see, this is
another image of me. Yeah, that's not as bad. That's not as
bad as the other one. You know, the other one, the one
I look like a human In that one, you sounded like a dog.
You look like you know what, you know what? You look like that
image? What's that? That muppet, the shrimp muppet. Oh yeah,
yeah, you do look like the thing he has, like the French accent.
I think, I think if I if I'm remembering correctly different things.
Now, I thought you were talking about that MEMI thing. It just says
me, me, me, are you talking about that thing? No?
No, he's like he's like a shrimp. Hold on wait, shrimp shrimp
muppet. Yeaheah. Pep pepe came prawn, Peppe the King Prawn. You
I was thinking, look like, let me see. I know, I
know what you're thinking. I was thinking a baker. You're thinking a beaker.
Yeah, he looks like a mix of of Pepe and beaker. To
be what what is it? Pep Pepe the King Prawn. But if you
google puppet Pepe Muppet, I'm sure. Yeah, you know that character never
once registered to me as a kid as a fucking shrimp. By the way,
I only knew that. I literally just found out later on. I
found out from you right now what that thing was due I found from you
right now. Looking at it, I'm like, what, that's not you.
There's no way that that would sing shrimp. It's it's it's a puppet.
One thing I will say, when are we going to have the balls
to make a movie with a muppet again? And I don't mean I don't
mean make a Muppet movie. I mean I want to see a movie where
there is a muppet and he is cast as a character in the movie.
I want Kermit the Frog as the as as a character in a movie that
has nothing to do with the Muppets at all. Where are we gonna have
ambitious like twelve Years of Slave and one of the slaves is like fucking Fozzy
Bear. Maybe walk a what if you saw Cousin Skeeter in Twelve Years of
Slave Man, I was, I was just rocking out to that theme song
at the lago. Cousin you know that's where that's w Yeah, Cousin Skeeter
actually had That's where one of the pedophiles came from. Was on set for
for a cousin Skeeter. Is that real, that's real, that's actually,
that's actually real. I don't remember which one, but like there was some
somebody POI none of the black kids got pedophied, but he was like still
he was like skeeting on cousin Skeeter. That was that was happening on him.
Put yo, that's heinous because there's a lot of cuts. There's a
lot of jump cuts because you see the cum leaking out and then they have
to like clean it up and then keep shooting. What a horribly inefficient way
to run a set. It's like, listen, just do what you can.
Listen. It's part of the creative process. We have to fill the
puppet with coum. If come leaks out, we will simply cut and edit
around it. Sorry, there's a lot of edit. It's really insane,
but it also develops the editors. Ever, they are so good at cutting.
It's like the hyperbolic times Chamber for editors having to edit around all that
cum. To move on, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah,
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as turned Andy streaking at a kindergarten football game. That's crazy. Uh.
The ending of fight club. That's so insane. Uh. The ending of
a fight club except it's streaking, by the way, is such an insane
thing that that's that that was ever a thing at all. People really did
not have an idea. That's people really really didn't understand the permanence of video
media somehow, like they had to know because it wasn't It wasn't permanent until
it was permanent. I mean you say that, but like people were people
were watching movies from the thirties in the in the seventies and eighties, So
like the idea that, like, do you streaking at a football game would
just be gone the day after. It's so insane anyway, The ending of
Fight Club except it swinging at the top of a skyscraper, drink and piss,
Heath Smoker, Chris's gay college experience, Uh walking Penis Tarika Sheet's secret
gay, white, secret white gay lover. The boy in the striped Supreme
homeless transferm who comes Uh Sweeney sucks Penis through his tooth gap. How about
I rised my head up your yap, broccoli head, little you who,
little you who gobbling fiberglass? What like? What the fuck? Little you
who? Gobbling fiberglass like cotton candy? Yo, it's crazy fiberglass. I
don't know it's eating bad eating fiberglass like cotton candy? Is that's so crazy?
God damn, that's so delicious. Though, you get to concrete's fine,
dude, fiberglass insulation looks so yummy. It's crazy, but it is.
It looks it looks like it's inviting you to eat it. It really
is. What you guys, remember the forbidden honey when you would see like
the glass that's like like you know when glasses being like formed and like it's
all like being like twisted and ship. Yeah, google forbidden honey, Like,
just look at a real quick I hate I've never I've never heard of
it looks like honey, I said, I wrote forbidden horny by accident with
a with an e y forbidden horny. That's actually forbidden. Whoa, yeah,
yeah that looks like that looks delicious. Man, it looks just literally
just your jaw. It's a shame how much it is so dangerous. You
would like that you the scream you would scream would be hilarious. Guys,
what do you think? What do you think is the delicious looking thing that
you you can't eat? Probably definitely I think forbidden honey. For me,
like when I see that, like it's mesmerizing, it looks delicious. I
can't lie. But also like, you know what, you know what looks
delicious to me? Fucking wind decks looks so good. Just that that bright
blue, fucking you know blue raspberry ass fucking this is what we call forbidden
honey. Stop. I have a few so fucking stupid, a few pre
workouts that look like wind decks, And did I tell you guys if there
was one pre workout that I can't believe someone did this. It sounds like
something that we would do. It looks exactly like piss, and I couldn't
believe someone would be stupid enough to make this because there's no way it's gonna
sell well because like a lot of people have their pre workouts in plastic bottles
or whatever. So it looks like you just carry around piss, like,
dude, not bright yellow like the average color of pists. It literally looked
like that. I was like, I can't believe someone did this. My
pins is a striking brown brown. Well, yeah, well that's that's healthy.
That's you. Don't get it checked out. Don't get yourself checked out.
You're good, you're fine, You're perfect. My my piss has hints
of eleven in it. But oh you know what else? This stuff too,
This, this ship looks delicious. This is gonna be really difficult to
describe, uh, but I'm gonna put in the chat. It's that rock
that looks like chicken. Mm you know what I'm talking about. It's like
a crystal but it looks so good. Oh yeah, delicious, Absolutely,
Earth's Chicken Tenders. Manuck looks delicious. I can see some stupid the forbidden
fried chicken. You couldn't touch it either, you can, you can't touch
it beforehand. To get a grasp of how like how solid it is,
you have to you have to look at something in sight unseen. You have
to commit a full bite without touching it. That's crazy, whole job.
Your whole jaw would be fucked as ship scraped up, your mouth be bloody
as fu. Your jaw would ben't think the arbiter. Your jaw would be
so split in half. Let's move on. My queer spear be gaping men's
balloon knots like a child's tongue at a at a birthday party. Ah,
one of the lecturers got cut by the lead singer of the Pixies. Uh,
SpongeBob, piss Pants, mister Pants, Chris Is, Chris Bitchinado and
Swen black Man. How do you feel about into the light and final shape?
Oh? Right, yeah, I guess ye. Don't it looks it
looks cool? I don't know, man, Destiny's weird. I haven't played
Destiny in fucking like feel like it's really cool. I got a lot of
really cool weapons so far is it worth playing? Ye? Allright, we
all right, I'll jump on maybe later today or something. I don't know
anyway, Are you talking about the political streamer? Yeah, Destiny her search
term. It's crazy, how like people just ruined my favorite search terms for
me because Destiny ruined the video game. Destiny fucking Beyonce ruined Halo for me?
What else? Like, what is next? That's true? That is
true. Uh, there's probably more, but yeah, those are two big
examples. There's gonna be a rapper coming out like in the next year or
so. He's his name is gonna be Little Little BioShock or something, and
he's gonna ruin my search term. You just put it out of the ether.
You just put it out, and now it will be they will be
done. It's me a little BioShock, a little bios Yeah, that's kind
of dope though, actually that's not It kind of isn't terrible that I immediately
it's so stupid that I like it. That's the whole thing. It's,
you know, BioShock infinite. I'm gonna be the one to ruin it.
I'm a fucking ruin I'm gonna try to I'm gonna figure out how to blow
I'm gonna make a separate uh what do you call it? Spotify and try
to blow up one track and then just be a little BioShock and then you
can never search it again without my fucking face being on there. I do
want I have be'ten toying around with the idea of like I do kind of
want to make music under a completely like anonymous, like it's just a complete
just like no ties to me at all. And I haven't name picked out.
I haven't name picked out. I'm gonna type chat. I'm gonna type
it in the chat, all right, any significant little vah. But but
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna don't say it out loud. I'm gonna be
tempted to You're gonna be You're gonna be tempted to read it, but don't
say it out loud. This this is what I wanted to be. I'm
stupid. I know. I like it. Though I like it's good,
I like it, it's really fucking what genre? What genre? I don't
know. That's I'm trying to figure that out. But like I do want
that, I want that name that you need to take, dude, there's
a vacuum. The void has not been filled for Juice World, do it.
People have been trying to fill that void. They haven't done it yet.
It is so feel feel, feel the the and then be that guy
under that name. Yeah I will, alright, let's move on that.
Or but if you don't want to do it, I'll be Juice World too.
Let's see what happens. Okay, Juicier World World so respcfool. So
just juice Land Juice. It's me ju Juice. It's Juice Land, Juice
Land, Juice. Okay, I'll be bigger than Juice Juice Galaxy, Juicy
your World. Juice is such a stupid name, Juice. What's your name?
Juicy your World? Peo would be so bad they would get his first
songs called rip Nigga or like or no, maybe I'm gonna call it rip
Land, and then people won't get it. They'll be completely different, and
I'll be I'll be uh a little big Wayne. We'll start a little big
way like why not honestly, like why why can't is there any rules saying
that? Because like I remember, because nas exists and then the little nas
X exists, so it's just like you could theoretically just be like I'm like,
I'm little barbarous streisand and there's like nothing you can do about it.
Really, I think you're I think you're I think that is correct. Actually,
I actually think that's true. My name's tiny rise against what's going on.
I mean, I think you like, Hey, I'm I'm I'm.
It's like it's like, hey, that's Will Smith, but I'm won't Smith.
We're different Smith getting silly with these questions, Chris come at all,
right, Well the ball of the first sin bump spump offutters gaily where Jenkins
be like, I love men's dicks that you're really dating yourself, by the
way with because like I know you are now, I know you're over thirty
if you're making Leroy Jenkins reference John Old dipshit the monkeys paw curls and everyone
unsubs from the snark tank Patreon. That's making the credits easier to read.
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with that autistic flow, reluctantly crouched about to blow. A guy comes pumping.
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ciphergraph medium, penis Haver Palestinians be like, here they come. It's lots
and lots of juice and planes. Diving head first, diving hits such a
good one, diving head first into my TV after seeing t fan a Bikinian
rebirth. I'm not there yet, don't spoil it. I'm not there yet,
uh Hunter sud I mean they're all really, they're all. They're all
pretty well endowed in that game in general for not play a huge bikini bro,
She's got at least like fucking fs. It's like, damn, I
was personally, I was personally, I'm personally a Jesse Jesse boy. Personally
she's dead. It's like that she has that armor so interesting. It's like
you're interesting, Hunter, What token with broken token? What the fuck is
this? What even is this person saying Cosmo Wanda, I wish for a
glass of cummies. I'm in the I'm in the I'm in the business of
I'm in the pissoness of pissery. I'm pissing out my cock. I'm gonna
fucking bladder blast. My ship's about to pop. He has the beginning.
You should have kept going with piss I'm in the pistons of pissery. I'm
pissing out my cocks. He's got hour glass, It's say he's got as
harder than a rock. That would have been good. It just like an
hour class. Jesus fucking wait, you guys, you guys, wait,
you guys, don't and then then then I need to see your penis.
If it's an hour glass, that's crazy, you guys. You guys get
that. Sometimes you guys get that. Sometimes it's like an hour glass,
Chris, that would make if your people like an hourglass, every single thing
about you would make sense. Every single thing about you would all fall right
into place. I'd be like, I get it now, I get all
of it. Now what does that mean? I don't get it. You
figure it out. You'll figure it out. It makes sense. Glass.
It's like it is this in the middle, it's like thinner than a hair.
And then at the end it's like it looks it looks like what you
call it, you know, the butt plug toys that have like the fucking
ball, his penis looks like that. That would make more sense than that
being because I mean, where's your urethra, sir? Where it is that's
of that small little part. There's separate there're separate entities. My penis innoy
earth. You wreath wrapping around my waist and I pee out my waist that
way. That okay, Li's asparagus, That dude, if you have a
penis like an hour glass, please go get checked, please please, is
just really really really fat at the tip and at the base, but the
middles thin, thin, regular thing this and then there's just plump onto it.
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to the tank of piss Caucasia contained and the crackerbout for gays. Donald Trump
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I know. It was so dumb, so stupid. Yeah, you
do an argument today about the fucking what you call it, about the ring,
and I was like, man, what it was about comb coming in
sake? Yeah, it's a good way to save it. You're gay.
It's so dumb. I like that short and sweet, short, sweet and
and just dumb enough. She pippedge on my pip. I live in Orange
County, New York. Now fucking Long Island. Uh, sweety showers and
sneakers. We are rebranding the Stark Tank as the Spank Tank. Maybe slightly
above average Clinton Energy just a hard r star coffee. Never made it as
a straight man, only made it as a gay man. Squealing That suicide
squad game fucking ruined any hope of a wonder Woman game. Yeah, of
course, Uh that was never gonna be good. H My son froze to
death in the waste of Ohio by going home was to pay you Fox and
now this is his memorial rip John TRANSFERM Gremblin exposing people with lack dozen dollars
to ninety million rogins of ionizing radiation. You sh whelm wormst Yeah wormst uh
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and Final Fantasy seven rebirth. It's not great. It's it's not very good.
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remake had that stupid hand, stupid hand one where you had to like it
was only in there for like a second, but like where you had to
move the big hand to move the boxes so that fucking Earth could move around.
That was fucking terrible. But you were talking about shitty mini games.
Play a combine in an NBA NBA two K game. It's the worst fucking
shit ever, especially Jo, You've referenced the only thing about those games that
I know somehow the so shitty, like especially trying to bench. It's the
fucking worst thing ever. They never fixed it. I will go go it's
yeah. Anybody that fourth Condoor game in in Final Fantasy seven Rebirth and remake,
I hate it. That's one thing I will say. I don't understand
it. I like Queen's blood. I thin Queen's blood is cool, but
like whatever, I don't know. Friendly neighborhood sex offender boy d million dollars,
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hard R means? Oh, Linus tech tips learning what the heart RM means?
That was a fucking ridiculous Okay, So have you guys seen that video
of Linus tech tips where he's talking about like, yeah, man, we've
used I've used my fair share of hard rs in the past, and yeah,
he's talking about retard. I So I'm gonna say this, and I
don't. I can't explain why this makes sense to me, but it simply
does. The fact that he didn't know that the hard R meant the N
word for some reason, convinces me that he's like he he's more like to
me, it's more racist not to know that than to have said the hard
R before. Like it's it's crazy to me that you wouldn't know that,
Like, how would you not know that? How do you live your life
around so few black people that you don't know what the heart R is?
That's that's what's what's crazy to me, because you could have just never heard
it, or he might live in like fucking Ohio or something like this,
Like it's I get that. There's many reasons but like I just I can't
fathom not knowing what the hard arm means, like I've knowed it forever.
Like I think it was he saw the the he saw those hard Rock Hotel
memes were like, you know, it's it's all the ship's it's so where
it looks like it says hard R. And he thought it was like a
reference to retards. That's like it that that doesn't hit nearly as hard man.
Yeah, whole time, this whole time, he just thought, oh
the hard R. So what else does he think? We gotta question him
on everything? Actually, yeah, because that means he's never heard Because because
that means he's never heard the phrase soft a. You know, like I
don't know, man, it's weird. It's weird. Suspicious Kremlin de gremlin.
Uh. What I'm saying is onequickly is that line of sectips is a
is a racist person? Is what I'm saying. That is the official stance
the Stark Take Podcast. Sorry I was saying prior let me clarify. I'm
saying this exactly. Yeah, let me do we just clarify. I don't
know what the fuck he's doing now. Gremen the Gremlin, the lunatic is
the lunatic is in my ass brain damage. I'm gonna steal your bones.
Fine, electrified mine, I elect to find my homocock Zoo by Denzel fury
Avvy. Let Derek read the names yet, you tyrant? Uh? Anybody
I read anyone, anyone is welcome to take this responsibility off my hands.
I'll do it, so I said, I said on the last episode,
I did read them because I completely forgot to tell you to, like,
hey, could you read them? I didn't even tell it. I just
completely forgot myself. And then so I just forget them. And then I
also said for people to comment if they want us to switch it up more
often, comment And then because I said, I know Chris wouldn't mind obviously,
Like so if you want other people to do it, uh, then
just comment. But it doesn't it literally, Yeah, it's a simple.
It's it's it's simple. It's it's it's just a filter the filter of like
what is it act and the active right, yeah, paid active twenty five
and then and then we're all set. But yeah, this is this weighs
on me heavily. Uh, where where are we at? Let's yeah,
okay, I imagine coming home and Ethan Ralph is there. He says,
you thought you could ship talk hot darky and then comes on your doorknob.
That'd be a fucking wild I don't think. I don't think you could reach
the doorknob with com Yeah, he's a very small personage. Yeah, wage
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that giant tumor? Uh? A sad guy from Michigan telling the boys it's
not gay to give sloppy toppy, lazy couch style and take back shots.
But I'm secretly crossing my fingers, all right, man, God this secretly.
I like the idea that you would even bother secretly crossing your fingers while
being that overt verbally. Uh. The Puppini Brothers and the Peppini Brothers present
Massa Roschi flow we smoking Dino caps and flying nimbus? Is you stupid fucking
piece of shit? Don Doncerson Xavier renegade Angel reference, We're Xavier Renegade Angel
reference. Whippity whippity woe? What do you call these wind monkeys? Windable
wiggers? Is that real? I haven't seen that show it, so I
think that's a real line from it. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised that
show is so outrageous. We were watching it. Here's a day. Uh
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the big Bang theory of rap. I actually agree with that. That is
true, baying that's good. I want him to say that once I wanted
to happened an episode. He was like, well, you see I say
bazinga around people that I think are humans, but around them I say the
nigger. Beep that out because I know say that. No, you can
say whatever you want, don't bleep it out. Uh, don't do that.
It was also too it was the albums are gonna know what the fuck
you just said? Because it was too like that. It's you know what
I mean, it's so jumble together. I don't think it's just gonna like
be blank beep it out. It should be put it. I think it'll
be safe. I don't think you should be better n word, but yeah,
well don't believe they'll be better to take my ass here is nicky zicky.
I want to test Chris's dyslexia ginger. My piss is thick like castation
slushy and Lily chugs it Live action nine to eleven to animated nine eleven is
my favorite. The idea that it isn't that, The idea that that would
be a difference is really good. Well we're GETT nine o nine. Sorry,
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