Listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one the Freak. We made an
awful this week. Acquies, sorry about your fancy dress. It looks like
guy better gotta get the gonna clean it all up with my trustee hot All
right, hey, we're back. Thanks to TJ. Miller for joining us,
obviously, and thanks to all of you for listening all day long.
He at six am. Wet's get a lot of your messages from the iHeartRadio
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we'll be up. We're still waiting approval on office Christmas party, but that's
what we're shooting for. I believe for December, but seek Yeah. See,
all right, let's do go messages. Got a bunch of messages from
our peeps out there. We'll start with this one yo down Beats. I
work closely with Soroy Industries. I'm one other ideas specialists. I just wanted
to pass the information onto KT that we are currently working on a replacement for
Chucky Cheese called ducky Cheese. It will feature an all duckt them cast full
of chicken dances and specializing in games like Duck Duck Goose. More information will
be posted in twenty thirty seven, So stay tuned and I hope you enjoy
a KT but you probably won't. What he is one of our ideas specialists
that we brought on board. Ducky Cheese. Wow. Yeah, and it's
actually not related to chuckle cheese at all, separate entity at ducky cheese.
Is there duck cheese? There's goat cheese. I ate goat cheese last night?
Was there duck cheese? No, there's not duck cheese. Yeah.
How do you know how do you milk a duck? Well, Greg,
you don't get anything to nipples? Does a duck have nipples? Right?
When he said you can milk anything with nipples, I was like I would
nod my head and be like, yeah, okay, that makes perfect sense.
And then I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me? And
you milk me? Damn it? Okay, the greatest lens nipples? Greg,
good movie, let's do that one if we can't do. Yeah,
Christmas, I have a text and Brad from sales change what else? What
else can you ask about it? He's like, I'm tired of emailing them
asking them what's available. But we'll find out. Yeah, I'll let you
know. Hey, guys, I listen to you all every morning. I
work overnights, so I drink and get stoned and listen to the town beat.
Y'all are great. I love y'all back. That's awesome. That hangover
by about four or five, get you a good meal, head on into
work. That's good. You don't think of the overnight war daddies getting home
the ten to six ers. Yeah, yeah, listen all the way home,
cocktail pack, pack of freshie. I don't. Yeah, that's a
that's a good breed. Good voice to that. Great boys. Hey,
down the you want to host a Saturday show? All that weed and whiskey
they down be character graveyard shift. Yeah, very good. I love it.
So I overheard you say that nobody really wants to be in radio the
days. Well, I'm still wondering if you guys are still hiring for the
in studio laugh position, because I'm available, you know, from from the
beat to speak easy. I'm available, you know, see if it's better
what I'm doing right now, I'm drive a garbage truke right now. Sorry,
Danny, Sorry, MALKI let me know. Do you mind coming to
do a meet and greet with my friend's kid. He wants to meet a
waste management celebrity. That's got to feel good for the waste management folk to
have the kids get excited. Run out there. We did it yesterday.
He got big waves from the guys on the Yeah, dude, that makes
them smile for a really hard job. They tired of it. They're not
tired of little kids smiling and waving at them. I'm sorry. They can't
be no one to be tired of that. It's not like you have that.
They have to run over and play, you know, a game of
jacks against the kid. You just wave, smile, then you're going jack
half ass game of all time, don't bold see how many spots you can
pick up. I don't ever successfully played a game of jacks. I think
Cash and I had it, and then we tried it and we're like no.
Back to the race cars. Yeah, get evil Knievel cranked up.
Did any game mash break your fingernels more than Jack's. You bounce the ball,
pick up Jackson, catch the ball. Yeah, that's how many you
can pick up. It's the easiest game in the world. One hand.
Yeah. Back in the day of you had Jack's, you had stick and
hoop. Well, let's do jack run down the hill with that. Let's
do a jackfist. Yeah, freak jackfest. You can play play a game
of jacks against your favorite radio celebrities, will raise money for a foundation in
a live concert from Jack Ingram. Here's your check for nine cents. Just
think if you're that dude and you took the job. Yes, you have
to work six am until six pm, but your whole job is to just
sit there near a microphone and laugh, right, yeah, still twelve hours.
Yeah, but that offsets Okay, that's guys. Ever out of work
Hall of Famer. Imagine this show if we just had Doyle sitting there,
He's not allowed to say a word. He can look at his phone maybe
here and a half of what we're saying. But every once in a while
you get a real response to a zinger. Yeah, that's that guy.
If we had that laugh track, it would be acknowledged that the funniest show
in radio history. I have four short ones. Shout out to all the
Cherry Tomato boys out there looking forward to hearing this review about the Curse.
If anybody deserves to have their names drug through the mud completely, it's Chip
and Joanna Gaines. They are a horrible game, Dude, they are horrible
people. How do you know? Okay, Cherry Tomato Boys. I do
agree with Kevin that these kids would be seeing these things for the first time,
just like when we were kids. But Guinny also brings up a good
point. The best ability is availability, and if them things are always behind
it that says not available until twenty twenty seven, that's not gonna do much
for us. Twenty seven, that's not gonna do much for us. A
great outra holy S. Just when I thought that Waaburger voiceover man was the
best character on The Freak, you go and you throw triple A king chuck
at me. If you don't make that a regularly recurring character, I'm gonna
come and I'm going to throw tomatoes at your window every day for the next
day. Love your buddy. I think you've met King Curtis. No,
you met King Charles. Oh go yeah's King Charles sounds like missus doubtfire is
I'm the key. Do you guys remember cereal called King Vitamin? No,
yeah, it was a King and he had cereal. That was it.
He was King Vitamin. That's all for some sugary ass crap that they claimed
had a lot of vitamins in it. But he was King f and vitamind
King Charles and King Curtis doing a podcast. My god, aren't you mediating?
That? Podcast three was called We Three Kings, We Three Kings.
That's right, you did do We three Kings with King Curtis, the little
kid from wife swapping the King of England. I was just joining the role
of the busty mediator. I think even a better podcast name for King Curtis
and King Charles would be Baconham Palace. Oh, bacon Ham Palace. Last
one. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at King Vitamins box didn't spare
as hell, It's so mid if you look at if you look at the
back of the box, you can play King Vitamins Treasure Hunt. Oh god,
it's a cavo here with the come keV Pizza cot a mechanical band.
You love it? Okay, you love it? Our mechanical an arcoleptic band.
The Birthday Man is in the House. Eighty first, thousand, one
hundred and fifty second ranked person on Famous Birthdays dot Com. Is that right?
It's here on Famous Birthdays dot Com. No, not yeah? He
is, No, not yeah. You are the fifteenth ranked ud W about
American on air radio personality. He was recognized for his affiliation with the Dallas,
Texas based station one O five to three of the Fan, where he
hosted the afternoon drive show The Been and Skin Show. Before fame, he
attended the University of North Texas Trivia. He spent close to ten years working
in the television ansels industry prior to his career in broadcast radio. Family life,
He and his wife Kat lived in Dallas with their three children, Max,
Miles and Grace. Wow, you know a lot about you associated with
In twenty fourteen, he posted for a photo with professional football player Terrence Williams.
What that's in that? You are one hundred and eighty one, nine
hundred and eighteen on the Most Popular You were the number five rate person born
in Richardson, Texas, The thirty second ranked Scorpio radio host, the thirty
fifth rate Scorpio named Ben and the fifteenth ranked radio host born in Texas,
Okay, thirty fifth ranked Scorpio named Ben. Since OSSA, it's not bad.
It's not bad. I mean you're in the conversation, man, Yeah,
I mean in those thirty five guys Op thirty five. Though it would
have thought when you turn fifty three that not us. All this could have
been yours, not us. I did enjoy I love listening to you guys.
I don't mind being in traffic when I'm listening to you guys, because
you just make it fly by. And there was a moment in today's show
where Mike Sroy Dallas Observer Hosts of the Year very casually told Kevin You've never
been invited to anything, and it was just a throwaway and then you moved
along. Did lose it though he looks sad, but rarely it felt guilt
after. I was a singer, and I kind of felt it up to
that. But I know Kevin well, and a lot of times an invitation
to something is really not something he's looking for. I'm pretty introversed, right,
so I wanted to invite him to come to like a birthday party with
me? Really? When is it? Probably a long time from now.
It's it's Saturday night twenty seven. Then it's way up north though, really
and it's you know, round prosperous Lina Frisco area? Is that my white
farms area? But the meanest thing I could do to him is put him
under pressure to go to Solina on Saturday. It would be bad if been
invited me to go to a birthday party in Solina on night two of the
Dave Matthews Band at Madison Square Garden in New York City, or I will
be Is that right you're going? When do you leave? And then me
and Jason Momo are gonna host say not live? You better get in this
pat life or crook. But that attitude is not gonna happen. Well.
With the right attitude, anything's possible. Let me text Laurenney, we don't
have enough room for you. Bad news, Cavio. Let's talk tomorrow.
That is my SNL audition that I have this weekend too, which I'm so
I'm taking a couple of days off at the end of the week, get
a big audition, finalize your material opening. I think when I do the
Caveo character. I think Lauren's gonna realize we gotta have that. We've got
one. You just shrut out there in the Caveo outfit, do the signature
catch phrase, don't say a word, and at the very end, do
the signature catchphrase it make sure you don't even try to zip the back of
the costume and just leave it undone all the way to your booty crack.
I could not zip. I have to put on a few a little snug
way up with the ZT. I'll get better. And Lauren is just falling
out of his chair front of his Khakish say wil in character, I'll get
better. Yeah, you gonna want to be ready for the big rehearsal at
SNL. Though, given the chance, I'm gonna tighten this up. Wonder
the money I canna help ride monologue for your host next week. You're gonna
get in tomorrow. We need to run down of your adventures in New York
and what because I think that's fascinating and I know you know the procedure for
getting into SNL. I do know. Yeah, so I want to hear
about that tomorrow. You're going to SNL he's going outside of thirty Rock while
they shoot SNLS. That's the only thing we have confirmed. But going to
the party, he's gonna be outside the building and trying to get Corbino to
get you into that. You know he knows somebody. Yeah, it's probably
true. Du dude, you're tight. You're tight with your scenes. No,
that's the one guy I know. You said you go to a lot
after party with Chris Catan. Not he did make Chris Catan laugh wildly one
time. The audio that randomly popped up on Ben's birthday today, can we
real quick? You were so happy and well, hold on, this is
being misrepresented. It wasn't her, it was him. He was her husband.
Is a smoke show? Oh my god, I wanted to oil that
man. They were there promoting some wicking material from our friends over at Yes
and she was, you know, and doing it and she's sitting right at
cross I mean, gosh, it was it was. There is so much
sex, body, I mean, yeah, let's to both of them.
Yeah, So the two hottest people in the world walk in sit across from
Jeff skin Wade and all you have to do is something you've done tens of
thousands of times is introduced. Who's sitting across from you? Man? We
have an action packed five o'clock hour with a special guest in studio. It's
Space. I'm already starting bolt. Sorry, Page, I'm melting down.
There's a guy. There's a listener that started a Twitter count of on Party
Star. It's Space. I'm already starting. Sorry. Is it just a
the sperm build up just like the balance off eight? No? I mean,
I don't want to wear you guys out. But when she walked in,
I finished, and so I was uncomfortable sitting in that. I finished
my thought. Yeah, sure, it's Spades. I'm already starting Bolt.
Sorry. What he goes, I'm a Party Star is such a funny follow
up to the insta fail of spage I'm a party Start. I guess picture
you're staring right into her eyes. As you say, everyone of these were
looking at her eyes. You she had pictures of her eyes on her boobs,
was looking right into her eyes. Okay, we gotta go here.
Boba Fett would fly. I believe he's on the on Pari Star, just
as I suspect what's coming up with the Ben Rogers Birthday show today? Well,
a local radio host maybe top thirty five all time Scorpions born in Richardson.
All he wants for his birthday is to play call of duty with a
local award winning radio host. So will he get his birthday present? Wish
today? And I would like to tease one more thing, Okay at one
fifty four, make sure to tune in when we ask the speakeasy what they
have coming up on their show. I think you're going to enjoy it.
I can guess look forward to that. We will see you tomorrow morning at
six am. Thinking to comedian TJ. Miller for joining us as well today,
and thank you to all of you for listening to Ben and Skin show
on. Ben Rogers' birthday is next here on the Freaks You tomorrow morning.
It's spage. I'm porady starting bo uh well