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Listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven
to one the Freak. We made an

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awful this week. Acquies, sorry
about your fancy dress. It looks like

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guy better gotta get the gonna clean
it all up with my trustee hot All

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right, hey, we're back.
Thanks to TJ. Miller for joining us,

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obviously, and thanks to all of
you for listening all day long.

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He at six am. Wet's get
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now. This segment brought you by Advince

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her Restoration doing to remind you tomorrow
night, the Let's Freaking Chill Movie series

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continues at the Alamo draft House in
the Sea for Diner with the Speakeasy and

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we'll be up. We're still waiting
approval on office Christmas party, but that's

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what we're shooting for. I believe
for December, but seek Yeah. See,

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all right, let's do go messages. Got a bunch of messages from

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our peeps out there. We'll start
with this one yo down Beats. I

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work closely with Soroy Industries. I'm
one other ideas specialists. I just wanted

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to pass the information onto KT that
we are currently working on a replacement for

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Chucky Cheese called ducky Cheese. It
will feature an all duckt them cast full

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of chicken dances and specializing in games
like Duck Duck Goose. More information will

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be posted in twenty thirty seven,
So stay tuned and I hope you enjoy

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a KT but you probably won't.
What he is one of our ideas specialists

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that we brought on board. Ducky
Cheese. Wow. Yeah, and it's

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actually not related to chuckle cheese at
all, separate entity at ducky cheese.

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Is there duck cheese? There's goat
cheese. I ate goat cheese last night?

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Was there duck cheese? No,
there's not duck cheese. Yeah.

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How do you know how do you
milk a duck? Well, Greg,

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you don't get anything to nipples?
Does a duck have nipples? Right?

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When he said you can milk anything
with nipples, I was like I would

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nod my head and be like,
yeah, okay, that makes perfect sense.

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And then I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me? And

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you milk me? Damn it?
Okay, the greatest lens nipples? Greg,

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good movie, let's do that one
if we can't do. Yeah,

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Christmas, I have a text and
Brad from sales change what else? What

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else can you ask about it?
He's like, I'm tired of emailing them

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asking them what's available. But we'll
find out. Yeah, I'll let you

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know. Hey, guys, I
listen to you all every morning. I

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work overnights, so I drink and
get stoned and listen to the town beat.

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Y'all are great. I love y'all
back. That's awesome. That hangover

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by about four or five, get
you a good meal, head on into

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work. That's good. You don't
think of the overnight war daddies getting home

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the ten to six ers. Yeah, yeah, listen all the way home,

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cocktail pack, pack of freshie.
I don't. Yeah, that's a

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that's a good breed. Good voice
to that. Great boys. Hey,

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down the you want to host a
Saturday show? All that weed and whiskey

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they down be character graveyard shift.
Yeah, very good. I love it.

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So I overheard you say that nobody
really wants to be in radio the

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days. Well, I'm still wondering
if you guys are still hiring for the

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in studio laugh position, because I'm
available, you know, from from the

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beat to speak easy. I'm available, you know, see if it's better

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what I'm doing right now, I'm
drive a garbage truke right now. Sorry,

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Danny, Sorry, MALKI let me
know. Do you mind coming to

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do a meet and greet with my
friend's kid. He wants to meet a

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waste management celebrity. That's got to
feel good for the waste management folk to

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have the kids get excited. Run
out there. We did it yesterday.

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He got big waves from the guys
on the Yeah, dude, that makes

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them smile for a really hard job. They tired of it. They're not

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tired of little kids smiling and waving
at them. I'm sorry. They can't

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be no one to be tired of
that. It's not like you have that.

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They have to run over and play, you know, a game of

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jacks against the kid. You just
wave, smile, then you're going jack

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half ass game of all time,
don't bold see how many spots you can

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pick up. I don't ever successfully
played a game of jacks. I think

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Cash and I had it, and
then we tried it and we're like no.

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Back to the race cars. Yeah, get evil Knievel cranked up.

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Did any game mash break your fingernels
more than Jack's. You bounce the ball,

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pick up Jackson, catch the ball. Yeah, that's how many you

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can pick up. It's the easiest
game in the world. One hand.

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Yeah. Back in the day of
you had Jack's, you had stick and

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hoop. Well, let's do jack
run down the hill with that. Let's

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do a jackfist. Yeah, freak
jackfest. You can play play a game

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of jacks against your favorite radio celebrities, will raise money for a foundation in

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a live concert from Jack Ingram.
Here's your check for nine cents. Just

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think if you're that dude and you
took the job. Yes, you have

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to work six am until six pm, but your whole job is to just

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sit there near a microphone and laugh, right, yeah, still twelve hours.

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Yeah, but that offsets Okay,
that's guys. Ever out of work

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Hall of Famer. Imagine this show
if we just had Doyle sitting there,

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He's not allowed to say a word. He can look at his phone maybe

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here and a half of what we're
saying. But every once in a while

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you get a real response to a
zinger. Yeah, that's that guy.

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If we had that laugh track,
it would be acknowledged that the funniest show

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in radio history. I have four
short ones. Shout out to all the

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Cherry Tomato boys out there looking forward
to hearing this review about the Curse.

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If anybody deserves to have their names
drug through the mud completely, it's Chip

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and Joanna Gaines. They are a
horrible game, Dude, they are horrible

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people. How do you know?
Okay, Cherry Tomato Boys. I do

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agree with Kevin that these kids would
be seeing these things for the first time,

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just like when we were kids.
But Guinny also brings up a good

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point. The best ability is availability, and if them things are always behind

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it that says not available until twenty
twenty seven, that's not gonna do much

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for us. Twenty seven, that's
not gonna do much for us. A

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great outra holy S. Just when
I thought that Waaburger voiceover man was the

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best character on The Freak, you
go and you throw triple A king chuck

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at me. If you don't make
that a regularly recurring character, I'm gonna

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come and I'm going to throw tomatoes
at your window every day for the next

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day. Love your buddy. I
think you've met King Curtis. No,

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you met King Charles. Oh go
yeah's King Charles sounds like missus doubtfire is

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I'm the key. Do you guys
remember cereal called King Vitamin? No,

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yeah, it was a King and
he had cereal. That was it.

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He was King Vitamin. That's all
for some sugary ass crap that they claimed

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had a lot of vitamins in it. But he was King f and vitamind

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King Charles and King Curtis doing a
podcast. My god, aren't you mediating?

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That? Podcast three was called We
Three Kings, We Three Kings.

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That's right, you did do We
three Kings with King Curtis, the little

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kid from wife swapping the King of
England. I was just joining the role

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of the busty mediator. I think
even a better podcast name for King Curtis

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and King Charles would be Baconham Palace. Oh, bacon Ham Palace. Last

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one. I'm looking at it.
I'm looking at King Vitamins box didn't spare

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as hell, It's so mid if
you look at if you look at the

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back of the box, you can
play King Vitamins Treasure Hunt. Oh god,

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it's a cavo here with the come
keV Pizza cot a mechanical band.

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You love it? Okay, you
love it? Our mechanical an arcoleptic band.

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The Birthday Man is in the House. Eighty first, thousand, one

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hundred and fifty second ranked person on
Famous Birthdays dot Com. Is that right?

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It's here on Famous Birthdays dot Com. No, not yeah? He

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is, No, not yeah.
You are the fifteenth ranked ud W about

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American on air radio personality. He
was recognized for his affiliation with the Dallas,

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Texas based station one O five to
three of the Fan, where he

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hosted the afternoon drive show The Been
and Skin Show. Before fame, he

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attended the University of North Texas Trivia. He spent close to ten years working

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in the television ansels industry prior to
his career in broadcast radio. Family life,

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He and his wife Kat lived in
Dallas with their three children, Max,

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Miles and Grace. Wow, you
know a lot about you associated with

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In twenty fourteen, he posted for
a photo with professional football player Terrence Williams.

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What that's in that? You are
one hundred and eighty one, nine

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hundred and eighteen on the Most Popular
You were the number five rate person born

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in Richardson, Texas, The thirty
second ranked Scorpio radio host, the thirty

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fifth rate Scorpio named Ben and the
fifteenth ranked radio host born in Texas,

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Okay, thirty fifth ranked Scorpio named
Ben. Since OSSA, it's not bad.

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It's not bad. I mean you're
in the conversation, man, Yeah,

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I mean in those thirty five guys
Op thirty five. Though it would

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have thought when you turn fifty three
that not us. All this could have

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been yours, not us. I
did enjoy I love listening to you guys.

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I don't mind being in traffic when
I'm listening to you guys, because

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you just make it fly by.
And there was a moment in today's show

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where Mike Sroy Dallas Observer Hosts of
the Year very casually told Kevin You've never

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been invited to anything, and it
was just a throwaway and then you moved

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along. Did lose it though he
looks sad, but rarely it felt guilt

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after. I was a singer,
and I kind of felt it up to

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that. But I know Kevin well, and a lot of times an invitation

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to something is really not something he's
looking for. I'm pretty introversed, right,

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so I wanted to invite him to
come to like a birthday party with

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me? Really? When is it? Probably a long time from now.

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It's it's Saturday night twenty seven.
Then it's way up north though, really

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and it's you know, round prosperous
Lina Frisco area? Is that my white

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farms area? But the meanest thing
I could do to him is put him

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under pressure to go to Solina on
Saturday. It would be bad if been

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invited me to go to a birthday
party in Solina on night two of the

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Dave Matthews Band at Madison Square Garden
in New York City, or I will

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be Is that right you're going?
When do you leave? And then me

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and Jason Momo are gonna host say
not live? You better get in this

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pat life or crook. But that
attitude is not gonna happen. Well.

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With the right attitude, anything's possible. Let me text Laurenney, we don't

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have enough room for you. Bad
news, Cavio. Let's talk tomorrow.

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That is my SNL audition that I
have this weekend too, which I'm so

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I'm taking a couple of days off
at the end of the week, get

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a big audition, finalize your material
opening. I think when I do the

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Caveo character. I think Lauren's gonna
realize we gotta have that. We've got

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one. You just shrut out there
in the Caveo outfit, do the signature

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catch phrase, don't say a word, and at the very end, do

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the signature catchphrase it make sure you
don't even try to zip the back of

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the costume and just leave it undone
all the way to your booty crack.

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I could not zip. I have
to put on a few a little snug

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way up with the ZT. I'll
get better. And Lauren is just falling

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out of his chair front of his
Khakish say wil in character, I'll get

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better. Yeah, you gonna want
to be ready for the big rehearsal at

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SNL. Though, given the chance, I'm gonna tighten this up. Wonder

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the money I canna help ride monologue
for your host next week. You're gonna

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get in tomorrow. We need to
run down of your adventures in New York

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and what because I think that's fascinating
and I know you know the procedure for

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getting into SNL. I do know. Yeah, so I want to hear

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about that tomorrow. You're going to
SNL he's going outside of thirty Rock while

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they shoot SNLS. That's the only
thing we have confirmed. But going to

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the party, he's gonna be outside
the building and trying to get Corbino to

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get you into that. You know
he knows somebody. Yeah, it's probably

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true. Du dude, you're tight. You're tight with your scenes. No,

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that's the one guy I know.
You said you go to a lot

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after party with Chris Catan. Not
he did make Chris Catan laugh wildly one

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time. The audio that randomly popped
up on Ben's birthday today, can we

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real quick? You were so happy
and well, hold on, this is

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being misrepresented. It wasn't her,
it was him. He was her husband.

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Is a smoke show? Oh my
god, I wanted to oil that

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man. They were there promoting some
wicking material from our friends over at Yes

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and she was, you know,
and doing it and she's sitting right at

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cross I mean, gosh, it
was it was. There is so much

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sex, body, I mean,
yeah, let's to both of them.

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Yeah, So the two hottest people
in the world walk in sit across from

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Jeff skin Wade and all you have
to do is something you've done tens of

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thousands of times is introduced. Who's
sitting across from you? Man? We

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have an action packed five o'clock hour
with a special guest in studio. It's

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Space. I'm already starting bolt.
Sorry, Page, I'm melting down.

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There's a guy. There's a listener
that started a Twitter count of on Party

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Star. It's Space. I'm already
starting. Sorry. Is it just a

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the sperm build up just like the
balance off eight? No? I mean,

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I don't want to wear you guys
out. But when she walked in,

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I finished, and so I was
uncomfortable sitting in that. I finished

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my thought. Yeah, sure,
it's Spades. I'm already starting Bolt.

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Sorry. What he goes, I'm
a Party Star is such a funny follow

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up to the insta fail of spage
I'm a party Start. I guess picture

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you're staring right into her eyes.
As you say, everyone of these were

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looking at her eyes. You she
had pictures of her eyes on her boobs,

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was looking right into her eyes.
Okay, we gotta go here.

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Boba Fett would fly. I believe
he's on the on Pari Star, just

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as I suspect what's coming up with
the Ben Rogers Birthday show today? Well,

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a local radio host maybe top thirty
five all time Scorpions born in Richardson.

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All he wants for his birthday is
to play call of duty with a

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local award winning radio host. So
will he get his birthday present? Wish

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today? And I would like to
tease one more thing, Okay at one

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fifty four, make sure to tune
in when we ask the speakeasy what they

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have coming up on their show.
I think you're going to enjoy it.

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I can guess look forward to that. We will see you tomorrow morning at

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six am. Thinking to comedian TJ. Miller for joining us as well today,

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and thank you to all of you
for listening to Ben and Skin show

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on. Ben Rogers' birthday is next
here on the Freaks You tomorrow morning.

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It's spage. I'm porady starting bo
uh well