WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:06.160 All right, Heavenly Father, we pray that the podcast records on this nineteen 2 00:00:06.599 --> 00:00:11.640 seventy eight equipment and that we won't have to do it again. Do we 3 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:14.960 have a wavelength going? We do have its waveform, Jenny, now the 4 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:18.559 work length. It's a wave but I'm looking at it right now. Let's 5 00:00:18.559 --> 00:00:20.839 dive in with the emails, because we got a bunch. Here we go 6 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:26.280 from Rennita, a regular supporter of the show. I was listed to the 7 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:31.120 podcast from yesterday and Dave said his new prescription was four thousand dollars. Yes, 8 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:35.280 it's true. Right before the end of twenty twenty three, a dermatologist 9 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:40.000 gave me sky Reezy for my psariasist I looked it up at my twenty twenty 10 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:47.679 three insurance and found out that one Skyreazy penn costs just over twenty thousand dollars. 11 00:00:48.640 --> 00:00:51.560 But with my insurance out of pocket cost it would have been seventy or 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:55.200 sixty seven hundred dollars better than twenty k. But at holy cow, for 13 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:59.399 one penn thirty day supply. I have a different insurance for this year. 14 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:03.240 My out of pod it is sixty six hundred for one pen. Thank goodness. 15 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:06.400 The company I work for HAS Health Reimbursement Plan, which I never heard 16 00:01:06.439 --> 00:01:10.959 of before, so I get reimbursed one hundred percent for all in network out 17 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:15.040 of pocket costs. Whoo. I haven't started using the pen yet, still 18 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:22.159 trying Oddzell Tesla first two pills for twenty eight fifty two pills daily for twenty 19 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:25.480 eight fifty one a month. I am super excited to have clear, none 20 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:30.040 inchy, non painful skin again. Rinnita. Wow, what I don't want 21 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:33.519 to But what I don't want to do is start a trend of people writing 22 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:38.519 in with your prescription costs because we know it. It's shocking, but this 23 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:45.760 is twenty thousand dollars for one pen. Yeah, that's insane. And I'm 24 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:48.760 not entirely sure what that stuff is that she's talking about. The guy reason 25 00:01:48.959 --> 00:01:53.439 is for ezema syriasis is what it is yet? Okay, So I know 26 00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:57.280 this because I watched the news at night, and apparently the news only attracts 27 00:01:57.359 --> 00:02:05.359 people with health issues because every commercial on the news is if you watch the 28 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:10.199 local news or NBC nightly News, it's all health and medical commercials because apparently 29 00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:15.719 no young people watch the news on TV anymore. Don't tell chase this, 30 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:19.439 but it's a really hard thing to do to get people to watch the news. 31 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:23.680 So a lot of the commercials for Network news are for prescriptions. Yeah, 32 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:29.199 here's something else that I found. A friend of mine posted things I've 33 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:36.240 learned from TV commercials. Everyone has friends of every ethnicity, which is true. 34 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:38.680 When you watch TV commercial they're all out in the backyard. They get 35 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:40.400 a barbie, they got to do in a barbecue, and there's like a 36 00:02:40.439 --> 00:02:45.120 Mexican guy, a black girl, an Asian girl, and then you know 37 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:51.479 whatever. Car buyers travel to the most scenic locations to go off roading. 38 00:02:51.759 --> 00:02:54.280 So in other words, you see a commercial for like a Toyota, Toyota, 39 00:02:54.639 --> 00:03:00.919 like rap four whatever, and they're always like in some low exhaust mountaintop 40 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:05.240 and there's a tent on a lake in the background. So another thing I 41 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:08.879 learned from TV commercials. Retired couples all walk the beach with their dogs. 42 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:15.719 Fireworks always follow picnics with friends, and people on weight loss drugs love to 43 00:03:15.800 --> 00:03:22.520 barbecue, and that is true. There's one called I Take One dayly Czardi, 44 00:03:22.719 --> 00:03:27.159 and it's all these like moderately heavy people dancing around and having a great 45 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.960 time. And I think they'd go to a barbecue at the end. I'm 46 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:37.159 not really sure anyway, let's go back to emails here. Thank you Ranita. 47 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:40.680 Next one. I have been listening to the show most of my life. 48 00:03:40.719 --> 00:03:44.560 I love you guys. You regularly come up in conversations, and lately 49 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:50.680 I've been saying my friends Dave, Jenny and Drake said. I was emailing 50 00:03:50.719 --> 00:03:53.439 to ask if Matt from Monticello still listens to the show. He used to 51 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:58.479 call in for War the Roses regularly and I always thought here responses were great. 52 00:03:58.639 --> 00:04:00.159 Just haven't heard his name in a while. Well, would like a 53 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:03.439 staff writer sticker if I could get one, and yes, I will send 54 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:06.759 one out. He is not called lately, and I don't know why. 55 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:10.960 Yeah, he hasn't called lately. We just that person probably thought of it 56 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:13.560 because he was just on a Roses. We played a classic well the other 57 00:04:13.639 --> 00:04:16.759 day and his voice was on that Roses for callers. But he calls every 58 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:20.240 once in a while still for like a segment. But he used to call 59 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:24.279 like every week for Roses when we used to take phone calls at the beginning. 60 00:04:24.319 --> 00:04:26.519 So that's why you probably heard it all the time, because he was 61 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:29.839 always on top of that, but I think he every once in a while 62 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:32.879 calls him for random segments. Still, okay, Yeah, the interesting Morgan 63 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:38.360 that you noticed that Matt has been missing, so thanks for that. We 64 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:43.560 were talking about awkward interviews for jobs gone wrong this morning, So this email 65 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:46.680 says my last interview, I was asked, so, what fictional character would 66 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:51.240 you be? I immediately responded with Rogue from X Men. The person who 67 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:56.279 asked me that just sat there awkwardly for a minute. Then I got in 68 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:59.720 my head and I said, did I answer that? Right? My head? 69 00:05:00.319 --> 00:05:02.360 Rogue is fictional? Right? What's fictional again? Fake or not? 70 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:06.199 What's the opposite of fictional? I got in my own head so bad I 71 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:11.000 turned red. It felt like time stopped and no one spoke for ten minutes. 72 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:15.399 Turns out the interviewed was just kind of an awkward guy and takes long 73 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:18.160 pauses. That's a good question. I don't know that I would have an 74 00:05:18.199 --> 00:05:21.079 answer, like very easily off the top of my head for something like that. 75 00:05:21.519 --> 00:05:26.279 You know, I guess that. You know. I wonder what a 76 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:30.560 real h R person would say about trick questions during an interview, just to 77 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:34.759 see how creatively you think. I don't know. I feel like, to 78 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:40.720 me, that's a little bit amateurish to ask a question that will trip somebody 79 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:45.199 up and makes somebody feel uncomfortable just to test how creative they can be. 80 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:46.319 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know whether it's a good 81 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:51.920 interview technique or not. All right, Dearest David, Marie Ryan Ha. 82 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.000 I don't know if that's your middle name, but I'm too lazy to google 83 00:05:56.040 --> 00:05:59.759 it, so I'm going with Marie, also Jenny and Drake. David, 84 00:05:59.800 --> 00:06:00.959 please, please, for the love that is all and good and holy, 85 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:05.639 put an end to the Chumba casino ads. I've been listening since elementary school. 86 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:09.279 I, like many others in Minnesota, grew up listening to you. 87 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:11.839 You've been a part of my daily life for a very very long time. 88 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:15.319 Through the years, you would give me so much amazing advice. I've learned 89 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:18.439 a lot from you. You have honestly and truthfully helped me become the well 90 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:24.360 adjusted thirty something year ish old something ish year old I am now. Wow, 91 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:28.959 thank you. So I mean this with my whole being. I cannot 92 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:32.000 tell you how livid I get when you are interrupted mid sentence by stupid, 93 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:35.839 fucking Chumba, Jumba, womba, whatever you call it. Who the fuck 94 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:42.199 cares? Casino bullshit? As if people in this day and age are not 95 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:47.959 aware of online gambling and our phone games that require basically in at purchase purchases. 96 00:06:48.600 --> 00:06:51.759 Where am I? What century is this? What fucking year is this? 97 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:57.000 Hello? It is insane how often it is. It's every two or 98 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:59.920 three minutes, and I can't stand it anymore. My dog and I listen 99 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.439 you every single afternoon and when I get home from work, and you guys 100 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:05.199 are such a bright spot of my day. I'm at work when you're live, 101 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:09.839 so I can only listen via the podcast. The ads quite literally make 102 00:07:09.879 --> 00:07:12.879 me want to tear my hair out. There has got to be something that 103 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:16.240 can be done. I am at a point where I would gladly, gladly 104 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:21.199 pay to use an app that's specifically for KTWB that doesn't have stupid bullshit ads. 105 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:29.879 Is a specific KATWDB app not possible or not really? Because of iHeart, 106 00:07:30.079 --> 00:07:32.279 I don't know how it works, David David. She goes on to 107 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:38.319 say, I am sick to death of Chumba Casino. Please save me and 108 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:42.360 my dog from having to listen to ads every five minutes in the podcast every 109 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:45.959 afternoon. I won't stop listening either way. The day doesn't feel complete without 110 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:48.120 hearing from you. They say you never meet your heroes, but I'd line 111 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:53.759 up to meet the hero who slayed the chumba casino ads. Anyway. I 112 00:07:53.800 --> 00:07:57.319 will grit my teeth through the ads, apparently I must, but I really 113 00:07:57.319 --> 00:08:01.480 would rather not lick lick dart dart lick dart lick, keep them guessing. 114 00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:05.920 Love you Lots from Ash Love staff writer if Sticker, if that is still 115 00:08:05.959 --> 00:08:11.120 the same, And yes, I don't know what say you said it all. 116 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:18.519 I think I've heard that ad maybe once before, but I don't ever 117 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:22.680 go back and listen to our podcast after we do the shows. It's not 118 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:26.199 like I am over hearing it, but I know that it's an obnoxious ad. 119 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:28.399 And I think I actually saw it on like a TV or something like 120 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:33.320 it was a commercial. It wasn't even like a podcast audio radio ad that 121 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:39.039 I heard. I listen to a podcast in the morning to get my news, 122 00:08:39.039 --> 00:08:43.600 and they played the same commercials every time. And it's kind of a 123 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:50.960 business oriented podcast, so they're all about business software and recruiting, and there's 124 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:56.120 Bambi b a m Bee, which is an hr you know, like service 125 00:08:56.159 --> 00:09:01.960 that you can hire for your company, and they play the same commercials every 126 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:05.120 single day, but not but they're put in at good times. It's like, 127 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:09.159 okay, we'll be right back with the business report. Then you hear 128 00:09:09.200 --> 00:09:11.600 the commercial. I don't get it. It's kind of like a comical thing 129 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:16.480 that there's nothing we can do. We're powerless. We forwarded it to the 130 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:20.399 powers that be, and somebody somewhere up the flagpole is getting paid probably a 131 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:26.600 couple of million dollars a year and they're bad at what they do because they 132 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:31.279 don't care. And there's I understand your frustration, and I want to give 133 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:35.840 you a voice, but we've tried everything. We've tried everything, okay, 134 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:39.279 and it's hit to lead on actually going to forward that one to the boss. 135 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:46.120 Just one second, the boss just walked in. If you were running, 136 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:50.120 who someone just walked in and like came in in a rushed and usually 137 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.879 that means like they need something right away. But then he realized we were 138 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:54.960 talking and so we walked back out. So I texted him. I was 139 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:56.039 like, we can pause for a second if you need us, and he's 140 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:58.559 like, no, it's okay, I'll talk to you afterwards. Yeah. 141 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.399 We got to meet twenty minutes, so we got plenty of time for the 142 00:10:01.399 --> 00:10:07.399 podcast. Okay, next one, I'm resending my email because it might have 143 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:11.279 gotten lost in the sauce. It's from Amy. Wanted to give a quick 144 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.360 update. I wrote in last week about a package being stolen. If I 145 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:16.120 should press charges? Remember that one. Yes I do. We said a 146 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:20.840 sixteen year old stole a package, and should she press charges? I took 147 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:22.200 your advice. I'm not going to press charges, but I wanted to make 148 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:26.879 sure that the apartment complex had a good enough punishment, and I confirmed they 149 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:31.480 did give the resident a sixty day eviction notice. They said it is sixty 150 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:35.000 days because it was their kid who stole it, and if it was adults, 151 00:10:35.039 --> 00:10:39.519 it would have been three days. Oh, all the confused. I'm 152 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:45.279 just kind of surprised that they're evicting those people because their kids did something bad. 153 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:50.480 It was they stole a package, which is I think a federal crime. 154 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:54.559 Oh man, I don't know. I feel a little bit bad for 155 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:58.080 like the parents now in that situation, because I know that like the parents 156 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:01.080 raise the kids and you try to make it kids be good, but not 157 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:05.000 not every child is going to behave properly. Still, No, it's true, 158 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:09.120 and I think of like Carson was a good kid, but he could 159 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:13.279 have also done something really stupid, like hey, let's go steal that package 160 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:18.440 off the porch and to get a sixty day of viction. Notice that is 161 00:11:18.559 --> 00:11:22.639 pretty harsh. I have a couple of random topics now that the new year 162 00:11:22.799 --> 00:11:24.360 is here, people are in the gym. First one to say, good 163 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:28.360 for you, happier there. But as a normal gym goer, please remember 164 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:33.519 a few things. Please wipe down the equipment when you're a done. Please, 165 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:37.519 rewrack your weights when you're done. Do not sit in a machine or 166 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:41.240 bench or your phone for a long period day. There are people who need 167 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:46.639 specific equipment and don't have forever to be in the gym. Lastly, please 168 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:50.080 don't have phone conversations while working out. Yeah, wipe down your equipment. 169 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:56.480 That's a good one. Rewrack your weights when you're done. And the gym 170 00:11:56.519 --> 00:12:00.960 I go to, I'm usually the only one in the gym except for in 171 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.559 the back. There's usually like a group lesson or whatever. But I always 172 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:05.600 wipe down my stuff and I put away my stuff when I'm done with it 173 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:11.559 too. And then Dave, I always think about you want to hear the 174 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:18.440 Downy laundry commercial with the Backstreet Boys? Tell me why what is it dumb? 175 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:24.360 It doesn't just cover up oos. Have you tried down to the Downy 176 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:30.840 Bridge? Yeah? Now I can't think the melody. Lastly, I saw 177 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:33.159 this hat on somebody the other day. Had to take a picture and share 178 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:37.600 it. It is a picture of It's a guy in a hat and it 179 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:41.960 says, I eat ass. Yeah, dart lickety lick. Love you guys, 180 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:48.279 Amy in Dallas, Thank you, Amy, appreciate that. Chow writes 181 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:54.000 in regular listener, miss you guys working during Christmas break that I had you 182 00:12:54.039 --> 00:12:56.679 guys had off. I took last week off now to catch up on the 183 00:12:56.679 --> 00:12:58.200 podcast. By the way, I found a picture of somebody online that looks 184 00:12:58.320 --> 00:13:01.360 just like Jenny. Of course you did. Everyone always finds pictures. Have 185 00:13:01.399 --> 00:13:09.799 you seen gonna swing and try not to do anything? Okay? And it 186 00:13:09.799 --> 00:13:13.759 looks a lot like Jenny. Yeah, she's pretty. I used to have 187 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:18.399 a hoop nosring just like her. Doesn't She has a very wide eye shape. 188 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.840 I have more of an almond eyesh. Yeah, your eyes are different, 189 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:26.360 for sure, but the hair, the face a lot of like. 190 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:30.039 So yeah, I wish there was a place that I could easily put pictures 191 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:33.360 on the Minnesota Goodbye, but there really isn't, so thank you. Chow 192 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:37.559 appreciate that one. And they were gonna save that one for later because it's 193 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:46.799 quite long, this one, sairs, I let's see hold on. In 194 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:50.399 your recent conversation about Tupperware, it reminded me of a video. When I 195 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:52.759 first saw it, I laughed so hard. I hope it gives you a 196 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:58.639 laugh too, Sallie talking to Chris and the pronunciation of tubberware comes up, 197 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:01.960 and how Chris is called out on saying the term wrong. I've seen this 198 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:05.559 before, have you. Yeah, it's a pretty famous club that's gone viral 199 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:11.639 from a podcast. It's pretty funny. I also listened to replay on one 200 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:16.480 point three speed. I listen on one point five. We were talking about, 201 00:14:16.480 --> 00:14:18.240 like, you know, listening a little faster on a podcast, and 202 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:22.240 Claire says, I listened to Minnesota Goodbye on Spotify and the show and the 203 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.559 War of the Roses on iHeart. Why aren't all your replays available on Spotify? 204 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:30.559 I don't know. Oh, that's a good question. Did she say 205 00:14:30.559 --> 00:14:35.919 specifically wore the roses or just yep yep, hmmm. I have not heard 206 00:14:35.919 --> 00:14:37.519 that one before, so I'm not sure. I don't either how to answer 207 00:14:37.559 --> 00:14:41.519 that one. I think the field of broadcast in radio, appearing on Spotify 208 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:48.120 and our Heart is still kind of in its relative infancy. So hopefully somewhere 209 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:50.879 down the road they'll work it out and it'll be really, really smooth, 210 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:54.240 kind of like twenty or twenty five years ago, we had to use a 211 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:58.559 dial up modem and it was slower than shit, And now we would never 212 00:14:58.559 --> 00:15:03.159 put up a that we don't get a page loading almost instantly. We're like, 213 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:05.840 what's wrong with this? So hopefully I'll improve as the years go by. 214 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:13.559 Next one, you may use my name Melissa aka Juice Listening Forever. 215 00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:16.399 Love you all and appreciate the hard work you put into the show and you're 216 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:18.679 listening to your community. I went to the bathroom to pee this morning, 217 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:22.440 and I realized it was out of toilet paper, so I used the inner 218 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:28.639 cardboard tube to wipe. Obviously it's a move of desperation. So my question 219 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:31.480 is, what are some of the weirdest things you've used to wipe in lieu 220 00:15:31.519 --> 00:15:33.159 of toilet paper. Thanks, and have a great day with love A staff 221 00:15:33.200 --> 00:15:39.039 writer sticker and I will send one to you. Uh, Kleenex probably the 222 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:43.519 worst I've used, Just Kleenex. Do you want a gross story? Yeah 223 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:48.320 for me? Okay. So I it was kickball playoffs one time, and 224 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:50.960 I had gone out the night before, so I was a little bit hungover. 225 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:52.039 And you know, when you're hungover, you kind of have like some 226 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:56.840 issues sometimes with your system. So I want to go to use the bathroom, 227 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:00.960 and all they have is one handicap saw porta potty for all of us 228 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:06.000 at this kickball playoffs of like twenty teams. Oh wow, and it's like 229 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:08.600 drinking and people are drinking at it, so people are using the bathroom constantly. 230 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:12.840 Whatever. I go in with the intention of only having to go number 231 00:16:12.879 --> 00:16:17.240 one and number two happened also. And I look and there's no toilet paper. 232 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:19.000 Oh and I have nothing. I don't have my phone on me, 233 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:26.480 nothing. I've just come in between like games to nothing to do. I 234 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.919 had nothing to do, so I pull my pants up and I dart to 235 00:16:30.960 --> 00:16:37.080 my car because I know I have these like wet wife type things fucking and 236 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:41.440 I dealt with myself in my car because I then didn't want to walk back 237 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:45.320 to the bathroom get it and go in the bathroom with the wet wise and 238 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:49.919 so yeah, it was one of the worst situations I had ever been put 239 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:53.679 in where there was no toilet paper or whatsoever. That is terrible and it 240 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:56.720 sucks. But you know what, sometimes if you go in and you know 241 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.320 this, there's no toy, sometimes you don't have a choice. I tell 242 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:03.480 you a quick example. The other day, I was at Mall of America 243 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:07.559 and I had to go to the bathroom, so I all the stalls are 244 00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:11.240 closed, so I push a stall door open, and the toilet was filthy 245 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:18.400 and disgusting and just fucking gross, and so I wasn't gonna use that one 246 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:22.319 no way. So I stood there waiting and a guy comes up and he's 247 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:23.400 like, are they all full? I said, well, that one's empty, 248 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:26.000 but it's gross and disgusting. You can use it if you want to. 249 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:30.599 But I thought, if you really have to go, you're gonna use 250 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:36.279 the disgusting, splattered toilet. Yeah, because you don't have a choice. 251 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:38.240 And I guess if you really got to go, you're gonna go in the 252 00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:42.279 one that has no toilet paper, because would you gotta go? You gotta 253 00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:45.720 go? Oh, send me a message and let me know if you've got 254 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:49.640 a story about the most unusual thing that you wiped about. There's a story. 255 00:17:49.680 --> 00:17:55.359 There's a bear and a rabbit there in the woods and the bear takes 256 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:59.599 a poop and the bear looks over at the rabbit and says, do you 257 00:17:59.640 --> 00:18:03.119 ever have a trouble with poop sticking to your fur? And the rabbit says, 258 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:07.359 why no, I never have a problem with poop sticking to my fur. 259 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:10.599 And the bear picks him up and says good and he wipes his ass 260 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:15.039 with the rabbit. So I didn't know where this one was going. My 261 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:18.440 true story. Oh, it's a true story. Yeah, you saw that 262 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:25.920 happen on one of your boy scouts. Next one. I am not a 263 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:30.039 crier, but i'm lately for not great reasons. I e. Ruminating thoughts 264 00:18:30.039 --> 00:18:34.160 of losing someone I love causes me to cry when I think about them, 265 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:38.960 keeps me up at night. Fru question for you all, when's the last 266 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:42.440 time you cried? And why? What is something you constantly worried about? 267 00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:45.640 And no matter how unlikely it is to happen, you still worry about. 268 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:51.279 It makes me make me feel normal. Thank you from Kate. Last time 269 00:18:51.279 --> 00:18:53.480 I cried was probably a week ago when Pat died. Yeah, and I 270 00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:59.119 wasn't like sobbing crying, but I cried what about you? I cried last 271 00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:03.519 night watching This for All Mankind because it was this really intense scene where this 272 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:07.480 guy was kind of experiencing some like traumatic memories and it just was really emotional, 273 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:11.599 and so it made me cry. But I feel you on the ruminating 274 00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:15.880 thoughts. I do that a lot. When I was a child, I 275 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:18.680 used to be scared that my parents were like dead all the time, Like 276 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:22.559 I had that it was like an anxious child thing. If they weren't home 277 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:25.720 from work at the time I thought that they were supposed to be home, 278 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:27.599 I assumed they were in a car accident and they had died. And so 279 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:33.680 I have started to get a little bit more of that fear now lately, 280 00:19:33.839 --> 00:19:37.480 as I'm in my thirties and my parents are getting older that I'm scared for 281 00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:41.279 my parents' health and then I start thinking about like what life could ever be 282 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:44.200 like with them gone, and then I start like getting very upset. So 283 00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:48.079 I have those ruminating thoughts myself. I don't think about death often, but 284 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:53.279 I think about what is going to be when I really lose someone that I 285 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:56.519 love so much. And I mean, I've lost all my grandparents and I 286 00:19:56.559 --> 00:20:02.279 love them dearly, but I was a little bit young, and yeah, 287 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:06.759 it was just a little different, Like I just can't imagine losing someone that 288 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:10.119 like a parent or a sibling or anything like that, and you really can't, 289 00:20:10.160 --> 00:20:11.960 and you know, and then when it does happen, it's it's a 290 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:17.799 shock because you are all of a sudden without that parent that you've had there 291 00:20:18.720 --> 00:20:21.920 your entire life. And I don't want to get into that and depress anybody, 292 00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:26.039 but yeah, it is is a shock like no other when you lose 293 00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:30.240 a parent. I think that is gonna do it for the Minnesota Goodbye, 294 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:33.119 there's still some that we have not gotten to, so we get a little 295 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:36.799 bit of a backlog. But if you have something you want to write in 296 00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:41.799 about love to hear from you, send it into Ryan's show at KDWB at 297 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:47.799 dot com and we appreciate it. Thanks for listening to the Minnesota Goodbye.