Who what's not beautiful people? It is your baby mama's favorite baby Mama,
Stormy pee. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the modern
day female perspective. Damn Son, back at it again, Boom, back
at it again. Shot is a little pissy today because we ordered food and
I took my fries out the bag, and then I went in the bag
and gave one of his fries to his dog, and now he got an
attitude with me. I don't see how this is my problem. It is
what it is in my opinion. I no, no, I can't hear
you because you're not on the mic. First of all, then that sound
like I got a burp. I personally feel like if I have been chosen
to be the food delegator, when I'm holding the bag, I can delegate
how I see fit your food. Okay, you just stop the fuck out
your food. You don't delegate other people's food. Ty grind says, those
are legally not your fries exactly, and then like that she say bad fries.
She said she gave him shots fries, not the bag, not the
fries at the bottom of the bag, which your everybody's fries is whoever claims
them. You don't know where I got the fries out. You cook yours
out first, give him your ship. I lived with this nigga. He
gets everything. First of all, he's just a baby. He gets whatever
he wants, he gets. Okay, so ignore shot, all right,
arm thank you? Yes, yes, Brian, I did read through the
typo. I knew what he meant that aside. Okay, so let's catch
up. So y'all know I was talking about trying to go outside and put
myself out there, and a part of that came with a getting back to
do all my hostings and do all my different shows and my different parties and
things like that. So last weekend I did a gig with Bobby Flowers.
Shout out the Bobby Flowers. We did hips. And let me tell you
something. Okay, I'm not sure how, when or why, but for
whatever reason, it seems like every man on my timeline saw me post that
flyer and say, oh, here's my opportunity to go talk to her in
person. I know where she's gonna be at. I'm gonna find her and
shoot my shot. Right, And I'm not talking about the people I know.
Okay, you know my friends came and supported me like it's all good,
it's all love everything, But yo, so many of you literally came
up to me and said, hey, I just saw you here and was
like, Yo, I gotta shoot my shot. And my whole thing is
what am I supposed to say to that? Because baby, I'm working,
ain't shitting me to say like just he ain't Like, I don't know,
I don't know what I am supposed to say to that, right, Tyris
take me there, says going back to roots, like root's picnic. I'll
be respecting this year. If you're coming to respect it, y'all can see
me a respicnic, that's it. But yeah, it was wild to me,
right, But I just wanted to keep you guys abreast because I said
I was going to be committed to going outside, and I have done just
that. Right now, it's funny because where are you laughing at? We're
looking at my God. A part of me trying to be purposeful means or
trying to be outside. A part that I don't want to miss is the
being purposeful part. So I've been trying to do my due diligence, talk
to people, make sure we're compatible, make sure, this is something I
really want to invest my time and my energy to, especially because it's spread
so thin right now, and really making sure I put my best foot forward.
But no matter how much I try, and I want you guys to
know, no matter how much you try, they're all always going to be
some uh, some characters that slipped through the crack. As a shot likes
to say casualties of war. Okay, So I mean, oh't know,
like just was not me? Just one wasn't me. What I'm about to
say, wasn't me at all. You don't even know what I'm about to
say. Okay. So I'm hanging out with this guy, and you know,
every time, everybody that you meet don't deserve to see all of you.
Okay, let's start there. Everybody that you meet don't deserve to see
all of you. Right. So I'm hanging out with this guy and we're
like smoking hookah in the backyard. Right now, I say, smoking hookah
in the backyard. You're in the backyard. What do you want to do
me? I'm gonna look up at the sky. I'm not looking about the
sky to see the constellations. So me and my nerd ass, it's not
funny. Me and my nerd ass. I'm like, oh yeah, come
over here, let me show you Ryan's belt. Me and my nerd ass.
I'm like, yo, look look right here, you can see Orion's
belt. I mean, I ain't gonna hold you. I probably would have
been like, that's a little weird. Ain't weird. I ain't weird at
all. That's not weird for yourself? Would you save your truth? Queen
bruh boy, that's not what he said at all. That's not what he
said. I'm like, oh man, look over here, you can see
a Raton's belt. This nigga looked at me and said, what you trying
free the slaves and shit? Like? What you're trying free the slaves and
shit? You Harriet? Some mean following the North snore, Yo, every
since you started wearing your fro out, you've been on some da shiki shit
and I don't really know what you oh man, what I said, I'm
like, bro, okay, So if you don't follow me on social media,
like I have been wearing my fro out like for the past few weeks,
right, so you're gonna say every since you've been wearing your fro you've
been on some dashiki shit and I'm not gonna lie shot. I kind of
felt like he had that in a tuk to like just waiting to say that
shit to me, because it's like, bro, that rolled off your tongue
a little bit too much, Like all because bruh, all, because I
want to show you constellations like what, I can't help it. No.
We were just in his backyard and like his neighborhood didn't have a lot of
light pollutions, so you can see a lot of the constellations running. Is
crazy, that's what it's called. Okaylick, Oh my god, y'all see
this why I'm single? This why I'm single. They'll be trying to figure
out why. And I'm trying to tell you because I'll be in the backyard
trying to point out constellations to me and may be calling me Harriet tubman.
Everybody who know you know you like that? Ain't right? People? I
thought so, I thought, so I'm not a loser, yo, Yeah,
Corney is a nigga. Y'all gotta relax. I don't know, man.
Granted, y'all know me like I'm a clown. I don't take shit
serious, you know, pay attention to what people be saying, so like,
I kind of just laughed it off. I thought it was funny.
But yeah, I don't know. If y'all want to know something more about
consolations, hit me up and tell me what part of the country or where
you're from, so I can tell you what you can see currently, because
you can't see everything at the same time. Shot, what I can see
may not be what you know people in Florida can see or people in Alaska
can see. So that's why I was like, Yo, let me know
where you at so I can tell you what you can see. Nobody can
hear you're not on the mic. He's just not on your level, that's
all you know. Sometimes exactly. Sometimes I don't think that it be people
don't be on my level. Sometimes I think that people don't expect me to
say the things that I say, like they just expect me to be on
something different type. Yeah, I think that's what it is. I think
it just takes people by surprised. No thanks, I'm a dicator. What
can I see and don't get me shot, Yo, come on, look,
let me tell you what to look like. Just look up, huh.
If you cross the if just look out your window, you could be
in your house and look out the window. Yeah, Decatur does have a
lot of light pollution, y'all. Come on, I'm trying to be serious.
I'm trying to tell you something. I'm trying to see y'all. Some
stuff y'all don't care about me. I hate here. Okay, So all
that aside, today's topic. I feel like for the past few weeks,
you know, we always have a theme for the show. So today's theme,
I feel like, let's talk. You know that's gonna be the theme.
Let's talk. I feel like there are some certain topics that we don't
talk enough about, we don't have enough conversations about. And everybody that's on
a live I really want you all to chip in because you know, I
want to hear your input too, because SHOT's going to tell me something embarrassing
or something that means me, so I so I want to make sure you
guys step in as well. All right, So the first topic, right,
and I feel like there absolutely is not enough conversations about this at all.
Right, So I have a question, what is the male equivalent to
buying a female flowers? Right? Like, you know, if you have
a girl that you really like, or a date went really well, or
you know, you just wanted to show your appreciation. If it's a female,
nine times out of ten, you'll send her flowers. So I wanted
to ask what is the male equivalent of sending a female flowers? So,
shout, I wanted to ask you for you, what would be the male
equivalent for sending a female flowers? If she give me, like, like
I said, work gloves, or if she like, pack my lunch something
like that, just like you know, I'll be working, I don't really
take breaks off. If she just does something like regular to help me out
throughout my day, my day easier, and you know, you won't think
about packing lunch or taking clothes or anything like that or anything like that.
So I saw on a live a home Depot gift card. I want the
flowers too, uh? Someone said, Lol, you don't want to know
that. Someone said, send me some wings dry well with bourbon dipping sauce.
Okay, uh yeah right limit Pepper Home Depot gift card. Cologne is
usually the first gift. I got a bad feeling she's gonna use an Yeah,
why are you like this? You get all my nerves, genuine interests,
sincere compliments, uh special, really telling telling your randomly that he's fine?
Really so y'all like to be gassed too? But would that be the
question? We're not with you? What do you think? What do you
think is happening? Mm? Okay, okay. They don't need to be
every day. Is that the equivalent of like sending a female flowers, like
to her job or to her house like just or just popping up at her
house with some flowers, like just so you know that I'm thinking of you.
What is the male equivalent of sending a female flowers? Hmm okay okay.
Bud is a good call literal flower, y'all, O my neck,
I hate it here. So I feel like, you know, when you're
feeling a girl and when you enjoy the company of a female, you want
to say yo, like I appreciate you, like congrats on your such and
such, like how do we do that for men? Like yo, you've
been doing a really good job, like congratulate your promotion like damn, bae,
you hit a new pr like what okay, Like damn I see you
bae, Like oh, just so you know what I'm thinking about you?
Like what are something? Shine? Come on, come on, come on,
I'm saying, like, how do you tell your man like, m
you've been doing a good job, babe, Like, damn, you cleaned
your car? Okay, Like what can we say to let men know that
doing a good job? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I won't even say
words. I'll say acts because you know, I say, like, what's
the male equivalent of sending a female flower? Even if it's like something like
if you know that he's on a video game all the time and he's talking
to the same guys and you're literally gonna have the same conversation, Hey,
how is Andrew doing today? Yeah? Yeah, I paid attention to your
like like stuff like that, even though it's like little things like you know,
girls, they y'all like little ship for you. Sure, things like
that's the same thing. It's just like, yeah, you don't need all
the time, but that random Hey so so so I saw you did that
today. This is no good. You got a haircut? Yeah? Without
how about this? How about you just say we're cute when we get a
haircut. It's insulting us. I mean it's cool. I mean I don't
know the insults. They just I don't know the insult. Oh you think
you're cute now because you got I mean it's cool, but you know,
do your man favorites Shara? So days coming up? You know at least
you could do. You can lead this a low after his haircut. So
I asked, you know, what's the male equivalent of sending a female flowers?
How can you show up for your men? Ladies? You may be
out of ideas, but don't worry about it. I got you, okay,
first one, and and this might not make sense, but just hear
me out. Okay, Now, this might not work for everybody, but
it's gonna work for a lot. Okay, First thing, agree with your
man when he say the game cheating. I know, I know, I
know, I know. First one, the first one. Agree with your
man when he say the game cheating. I know, I know, I
know, I know. Okay, but when he be talking all that shit,
I know it don't make sense. I know, it's just an algorithm
based on ones and zeros. Hey don't make sen I know. But what
I'm telling you is when he slammed that fucking controller down and say they always
cheating, you rub his back and say, Babe, I know, I
know they always on that bullshit. I know sing, I know I got
you, I fucking got you. Let him know that you're there with him.
Okay, that's the first thing. Now the second, ladies, I
know, y'all really don't be y'all really don't be on this shit, and
y'all really don't be feeling like it, and y'all feel like this whole soft
guy era is so sassy. But hear me out when I say, just
send him money for a haircut. Okay, I feel like, if we're
talking about the equivalent of flowers, just send them money for a haircut.
It's the same thing. Now, am I saying? It's hard because I
feel like when guys send us money for our nails, they like to do
weird shit like put in a note of green pink please. Like, I'm
not telling you to send him money for his haircut and say a number two
with a birth's fade. I'm not saying that. Okay, that's a little
much, But what I am saying is the least you can do. It's
just like, yo, you hear them say like, yeah, I'm going
to go get my haircut today. Just just send him some money for a
haircut, Send him some money for a haircut. It's it's the least.
It don't got to be all of it. You out here trying to pay
for my shit. You I don't want to pay for anything anywhere. But
it's the gesture exactly. So you know, well, how much do you
think haircut cuts? Sixty dollars? I thought you're gonna say twenty five.
He thought she was gonna say twenty five. Like, okay, yo,
beginning twenty five haircuts. The complaining that got be in a barbecuer. If
you are complaining about your twenty five dollars haircut, you deserve the twenty five
dollars. Let them fuck you up, okay, because you're signing up for
that. It's nothing. Unfortunately, what's what's the lowest amount you feel like
you can safely play without the risk of getting your hairline push back? Fair
enough? Fair enough, fair enough without the fixing. So someone saying I
need a tip for the barber half a haircut is crazy. A haircut is
sixty dollars without the tip. I said, sixty dollars, yeah, like
like forty five, but fift okay. So next I asked what would be
the male equivalent of sending a female flowers. Right now, ladies, this
is another one we struggle with. And I know I'm saying this in solidarity
with you, and it's so simple, but it's so hard. Be quiet,
Okay, just be quiet sometimes, just sit with your man and be
quiet. And I know because in my mind I always had this feeling like,
yo, like if you don't annoy the fuck out your boyfriend, like
do you even love him? Yes? Apparently yes, unbeknownst to me,
apparently yes. All right, So what I'm saying is another way you can
show up for your man is just sitting and being quiet. Sometimes all you
gotta do is show up. Okay, it's okay. We're gonna learn together.
We're gonna work through this together. I promise you. Just just just
hear me out, hear me out, let me get it out. Okay.
Now, another way that you can show up for your man, and
it's another one that me, myself, I struggle with. Okay. Another
thing that you can do is honestly, just listen. Just let him talk.
Like when people speak, sometimes they speak to get a response or advice,
and sometimes they speak just to then, like depending on what type of
woman you are. When your man comes to you with the issue, you're
one thousand percent go and try to figure out how the fuck can we fix
it? Like, what can we do now? What's the next move?
What's the next step? Sometimes just sit and let him get his shit off,
No, diddy, he will go. Stop sitting in a cart.
That's what we're doing yet, real shit. If you want to know why
your man comes home from work and sits in the car for forty five minutes
before he comes in the house, he's trying to decompress this. Let him
come in the house and just let him talk and get all that out without
you having to jump in and say what you think? What happened to you?
And I know you're trying to relate, You're trying to let him know
that you're in it with you. You don't have to all the time.
Sometimes you can just sit and let him talk and that could be it,
And that could be it. I wanted to ask, like, you know,
what are some other reasons, Like what are some other ways? How
can your girl, your lady, your woman, your wife, whoever?
How can she show up for you? What's the male equivalent of flowers?
How can she lets you know, like, damn, bay, I appreciate
you. You been doing a good job. Like, how can I let
you know you are appreciated? Let me know? Hell man half man five
amazing said getting the whip detailed? Ew yes, yes, or she compliments
me in front of her friends. Yeah yeah, hell yeah, I agree?
Yeah what the fuck? I feel like I feel like, get his
car detailed, compliment him in front of his friends, your friends, whoever?
Like, there are other ways to do it, And I just wanted
to ask you, like, fellas, what are some ways a woman can
show up for you? How can she lets you know that you're appreciated,
Like, yeah, let's do it. I don't argue with the water.
When he my food wrong, God damn. As soon as I look at
the live it says, eat my butt, sweet baby, Jesus, God
damn. But uh b Sorbo says Alan not wrong, but still out of
pocket. I think that was my butt. You. I think that was
still out of pocket, still wild, not wrong, but still bothering.
Bruh. Solar flaring is crazy. I hate it. Here someone said way
out of pocket. Someone says, get him a few things he likes hats,
glasses, fits et cetera. I like that too. I think it's
definitely should be situational. And I think if you're taking the time to sit
and listen to your man, you'll hear what he actually likes, what he
would enjoy, because I don't think men realize how much they If you really
sit and let them talk, they'll tell you exactly what to get them.
Like It's it's easier than females because females will say something like oh, I
want this certain bag, but not be specific and saying it has to be
this model from this collection and this color. Where you can tell a man
or a man can tell you like, oh, I just want this one
fucking thing, and you can get it and it's easy. You don't even
worry about it. You don't worry about the color, you don't worry about
none of that. He just wanted that, like that's all he wanted.
We're just saying it because we're playing on flying ourselves exactly now. I'm like,
yeah, I'm get this. I'm get like just like this to bah
bah more months save a fortune. Okay, So I told y'all. Theme
in today's episode was a let's discuss things that you know we don't usually talk
about. So this is another topic that always struck a chord in my spirit
because I felt like the thought process and the ideology didn't make any sense.
So, and I want you all to think before y'all answer this on a
live too. How long before you give the person you're dating your Netflix password?
Yeah? Yeah, think about it, think about it. I want
you to ask yourself, how long before you give out your Netflix password to
your bill, to the person you're dating to your sneaky link? Does a
sneaky link even get it? Okay? Shot? Shot said absolutely not?
How long? How long? Someone says at least a month? A month?
Bully gang skinny Pimp says you don't please says I look at them sideways
for not already having a Netflix connect at our age? Come on yo.
Tygrind says that's marriage type shit. W Judge six one nine says never you
only watching it together? Sneaky links don't get shit? Love Forherever the thirteenth
says six months to a year. Got to see how long you going?
Right? Someone says not a time limit, more of a vibe limit.
I like that depends on your energy. Next person says, I'll just jail
break you a firestick. That's crazy. J Pender three three four says when
we she put me under the I can't see the Rennigan. Oh my god,
oh my god, three to six months is crazy. Once you get
the girlfriend's title, you get the password. Hum. So the reason I
wanted to talk about this is because y'all don't realize that y'all value y'all Netflix
password more than sex. Like you will fuck somebody before you give them your
Netflix password. Y'all don't think that's weird at all. No, I'm the
only person that think that's strange. That's crazy. I mean because sex is
something that we both want, some something I want to I don't want to
give you my shit like that. I feel like whenever we talk about giving
somebody your Netflix password, it's like whoa wa, whoa, whoa, that's
too personal, Like what you mean, Oh my god, you mean my
mom? Like what Sead said. It's like you me and my mom,
You get me, get my girlfriend, Like that's girlfriend shit. They all
said marriage girlfriend. Yeah, my mom, you're gonna be my girlfriend.
You get my passwords, you have access to my life like that, you
get some dick. Listen, my whole thing is bro. You've you My
whole thing is, bro. You've already been inside me. You could literally
go on that bitch and watch nothing but bullshit and change my whole rhythm.
Up. I can start my own pro foul now, next question, next
problem. I can start my own profile and not fuck your algorithm up.
My whole thing is, bro. You've already been inside me, Like,
why were we acting? My problem? Work is more imperive my problem.
You should have thought you can't break that ship up down? You should have
thought about that. Yes, I can't to your table that like what the
bulls said? Why would you have your old The fact that you're making this
a conversation is weird. But passwords over pussy is crazy. Niggas my passwords
for past words passwords, It's like it's crazy. It's like letting your niggas
borrow your card. Absolutely not, but you nigga, absolutely not yo.
And you know what I really hate past words. It's passwords. My whole
thing is. And we were talked about this earlier and Set said this too.
It's like I hate when in biggas be like no because it's my family
account, it's my mom doing really I can't really get. It's like a
it's it's personal, like it's intimate bro, my couchie, not dog.
But what what passwords over pussy is crazy? Crazy? Someone said, uh,
I agree with shot. When we say you're pushing p that means passwords.
You why purpose of your passwords having that? That's something you gotta say,
like, yo, you know I expect one of those to be done
on your Netflix past word on your mom's account. How you gonna say,
look, what's that? Mom? You? All right? Yeah, who's
Victoria? I'm not going to start my own profile. That's the problem.
So on top of that, we locked in what you watching without me saying
not hold on? Would you watch it without me? State? Let's go
back? Question, let's go back because just like the person on the live
set, now, I'm worried why you don't got your own account? That's
your big age? Why are you stole on your mom Netflix account? Stop
people, because you're talking about at your big age, why you don't have
your own account at your big age while you're stole on your mom account.
This conversation if you place, oh my god, if you work from the
ship from the first place, you would never had this conversation again. Yeah,
you're not about to love us blind my good action movie recommendations. Exactly,
a Discovery channel. Let you need way more sci fi and true crime
up in here. Let me fuck your algorithm up. You don't got it,
you don't need it, like some ship in your bathroom, leave all
your house and you know, take care of your dog and change your defliogghithm.
So someone says, ship, I be bothering with these Netflix passwords?
You got HBO Max. I'm not mad at this. I'm not mad at
this. So that's and then another question is what if exactly? Yeah,
this this is and this is when we get into these other conversations like okay,
you want my Netflix password? Well, what you bring it to the
table? Baby? You got Hbo Max, you got Disney, you got
Hulu. I feel like if you got t mobile, you already got Hulu.
So I guess it would be just with or without the ass But like,
yo, what do you what do you bringing to the table? Sticks?
Yeah, do you know how to gel break? Fire sticks? What
we got? You got sling? You got Sling TV? What is it?
What do you bring to the table? Really? I want paramount anybody
got Paramount Plus, I'm willing to trade for a Paramount Plus. I want
to write drag Race All Stars. So if you got Paramount plus, hit
me up drag Race All Stars. No, what the fuck? I didn't
hear race? I thought drag Race? Why are you watching that? Did
I come up to American Chopper? Now, speaking of trading, I do
want Paramount plus to watch RuPaul's Drag Race All Star. So if you got
the Paramount plus pass word, hit me out, we can switch. I
got a lot. Okay, thank you, thank you? Yeah, No,
it's mine is my brother. We came up the same cushi as mine.
All right. So we were talking about having conversations that we don't usually
have. Let's discuss we need to get the tough stuff out the way,
right. So I feel like, okay, another conversation that we need to
have. This is one that really dwells in my spirit. It does,
okay, And I feel like every woman, can you know? And I'm
not gonna say every woman, I'll say every person. Everybody should be able
to relate to this, right, don't tell me I'm moving too fast and
then expect the same level of access to me. Now we ain't doing that.
We ain't doing that. No, no, no, no, let
me say it again, cause you didn't hear. Okay, don't tell me
I'm moving too fast and then expect the same level of access to me.
Hell no, hell no. Right, And it's my It gets under my
skin because someone be quick to tell you like whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
We've only been dating for three years, You're moving too fast? What's
your mean relationship? Baby? What? What's you mean? Relationship? Like?
It just baffles me? Right, But I feel like we have to
be honest and discuss everything that goes into these conversations because and all actuality.
You want what you want. That's cool, right, but you don't want
a relationship, but you still want all the perks that that person gives you
because you know they want a relationship. Na da da da da da says
where you get me? This is where you get me? Okay, I've
had enough, right, It's like, what you mean I can't have the
Netflix password? Well? What you mean? Wow? Now you can't pop
my ingrow hairs? No more? That's crazy, bro, You're crazy.
Yeah, I like it. I'm not I like it. I'm not gonna.
I used to think that ship was so weird, right, so so
weird, but now like it. I like it. It's like it's like
the satisfaction that you get from watching the pimple popping videos and the satisfaction that
you get from watching the carpet cleaning videos. Like bro, I watched the
ear I watched. I never really got into that earwax. You gotta send
me some, but watching the videos and then doing it in real life,
what come on? Come on, you know what. I've taken a couple
of wee's out exactly after a while, like you know what, a little
rhythm exactly, hair from string. Now, come on now taking out?
So yeah, I'm a professional. Oh okay, was locked in. Okay,
he was locked in. Yeah. Man, all that soil soil is
crazy. I found out because I said something smart one day. You call
them soil. No. I was talking about the slickbacks, and she was
like, well, actually we wear this protector hair. Actually, you know,
she schooled you. Humbly. I respect it, but now I understood
that she respects on ship. But it's that's why white people here be Nancy.
I can't okay, all right, all right, we're moving on watch
it every day. But yeah, like y'all be so offended, y'all be
so offended. Like what you mean you can't be my emergency contact? No
more, baby, No, I can't. No, I can't remember when
you said we was moving too fast. Baby, I'm finna slow this ship
all the way down, Okay, all the way down, because at all,
like you, Riley, it's nothing wrong with someone moving too fast.
You're like, yo, Bro, I understand that this is how you're moving.
But Bro, I told you I didn't want a relationship. Cool.
But what I'm saying is I don't want to pop in grow hands for nobody.
That's not trying to be in a relationship everybody. Yeah, yes,
like I'm respecting you never respect me, respect my story time seriously, Like,
you gotta be realistic with yourself. And I feel like when we had
these conversations, you know, we have to tap in and realize, Yo,
if they move funny, move off their way. Don't let these people
keep taking advantage of you. They don't want what you want. Cool,
move accordingly. That's sit in that Saul, and I feel like when we
had these conversations, we really need to have a conversation of my favorite a
word ain't no, no, it's not it no accountability all right, because
the same way we say yo, like men and women should continuously do check
ins. And I feel like that's where you know, conversations and uh interpretations
get lost. But I feel like on both sides we need to continuously through
do check ins throughout the course of us dating, courting, talking phase situationship
relationship like check ins are so important but even more important to recognize, like
baby, we got to take that accountability. Yeah, you keep telling him
or her that you don't want something serious, but you also are continuously taking
advantage of that person because you know they what's up that serious? Come on?
Come on now? And the first thing you say is will I told
him will looking for no relationships? Yes, the fuck y'all do, cause
y'all be sounding dumb and you put your shoulders up to your ears and you
put your like you're dumb, you're stupid, dumb. Okay. I feel
like we always talk about ancis. Well, he said he didn't want nothing
serious, Yeah, but he also kept taking advantage of me knowing I did,
Like, cannot be a conversation. Can we talk about that like,
baby, you think I'm making crusty top mac and Cheek's for every fucking body
I'm making it. Guess I like you. And because even though you said
you didn't want a relationship, now we're raw dogging, So I'm thinking we're
building when we're actually not. And I want to say this isn't to take
the heat off of either party, because at the end of the day,
we gotta be fair on both sides. Sis, he said he didn't want
to I'm not gonna say. Sis. One party said they didn't want a
relationship and the other party continuously took advantage of the other one knowing they did.
And neither one of y'all are right in this situation. And my opinion
what you think, Yeah, it's a fact. That's why I don't even
get involved in situations because I'm just going to come down to that. It's
always gonna come to that coin. And I'm like mm hmmm, because I
don't really think that we were meant to get down like that in the first
place. That's why I'm heavy on marriage, Like I don't. I can't
be around somebody on that type of time and not Yeah, like we're gonna
mix somehow. Yes it's raw dogging if now I'm used to you being in
my big now you're not there anymore, Like, oh no, I gotta
sleep in my own bed. Like what you mean that that's when term that's
gonna get me? Like what you mean you're gonna sleep? You mean when
I have to sleep? No, since you're not taking it serious, you
gotta sleep different beds. Like I just want to put a pin in this
conversation and circle back to it because I want to have another part. You're
real fast, like when you sleep in your bed? How you sleep?
And I'm gonnak y'all listening to when you sleep in your bed? How do
you sleep? Yeah, like when you sleep in your bed, how do
you sleep? Because I only sleep on one side of the bed, like
I got a nigga, even though I don't got a nigga. Sometimes I'll
sleep and then I'll like turn my back, but then I extinctively turn it
back around because I remember girl just always like why you on me? Like
yeah, so I turn around like because nobody h that's the worst. Remember
last week we were talking about like ship that you was used to like ye
jeans yo after breaking up that was like one of the hardest sleeping long still
to this day, to this day, I keep telling my bed, like,
shut up my back. I woke up all bad, like it should
just feel warmed good as hell, Like, yo, seriously, seriously,
I don't really care, Like if I'm sleeping with a guy and he turns
his back on me, and I won't even say a guy because like my
friends, like if I sleep over my friend's house when we sleep in the
same bed, I do the same ship to them, like if they turn
their back on me, I instinctively throw my leg on them and just on
the back. Let's go back to the conversation, right, bed, I
do I like sharing beds. I see, I don't like you know,
I like, I understand, I get you. Okay, great, oh
my god, oh my god. But going back to our original conversation,
I think check ins are important, but so is not being a piece a
ship, Like can we talk about that, because you always continuously have to
be like, yo, Hey, I know we talked about not being in
a relationship, and I know that we are now, you know, locked
in a little bit further than we were in the beginning, But I still
don't want a relationship. Yes, that is important, but you know what
else is also important? You not continuing to let this grow into something that
it shouldn't be because you know you don't want a relationship. When she lies
to you about going on dates with niggas, right, you know, you
know, good and damn well, she ain't showing everybody that her pussy is
pink and her bootyoles brown except for you, because she wants to be in
a relationship social media, you know, good and damn well with them,
somebliminal posts on her story or his fucking page is about when she stopped stop
it, stop it. You know what they're doing, Okay, you know
for a fact he is continuously paying to get your nails done and taking you
out to expense of restaurants because even though you told him you don't look for
a relationship, his feelings are just growing and growing and growing. You think
people really have the power to be like, oh, I'm sorry, let
me just turn my feelings off. No, bruh, you know why I'm
here exact. Stop playing with me and stop playing with these people wasting everybody
time, And then why are your clues off? And then you gonna turn
around and tell people I don't know why they acting like that. They so
crazy. Now you're downtown at the courthouse trying to get a protection or talking
about I don't know why they called me a hundred and thirty two times in
a span of a half an hour. That's fun, you do. Bruh,
right hand on, bruh, you know exactly why. You know,
good and well you was in there rearranging her guts. You know that,
you know that, you know you was in there stirring her guts like Kyla
Greens on Thanksgiving Day. Stop playing what us, Stop playing with us like.
I feel like checkings are important, but not being a piece of shit
is equally as important. That's why I ain't making scene. That's why I
told you, oh my god, engaging, Do not engage, Like,
what's the point of having the conversation. I think that we're quick to we're
so quick to fall into these conversations up. I don't know why they keep
my car. I don't know why they popped my tires. I don't know
why they called my job and said I'm a sex offender. Yes the fuck
you did, Okay, yes you did. They did it because even though
you said you didn't want a relationship, you were still giving them bomb ass
sex, you were still taking advantage of them, home cooked meals, you
were still taking advantage of them, free dates to stake forty eight and all
these other fucking places. Stop playing with people. Okay, checkings are important,
but not being a piece of shit is equally as important. And we
can stop so much miss understandings by just being honest and saying, Hey,
I feel like I told you I don't really want the same things you do,
but it doesn't really seem like we're on the same page, and it
seems like you're still progressing. I think you're a really good person, but
I think we should just be friends or better yet, I think this is
where our journey ends. Stop it, just stop and cease communication, all
of it. I didn't ask you to do all that, Yes, just
do yourself before you do this. Yes, because the first thing you're gonna
say is, well, if you don't want to be with me, why
did you have me co sign on the car? Ke gonna turn around and
say, but I didn't ask you to do that. Rage. Bruh,
bruh. That's just the type of facts niggas be using I'm trying to figure
it out. But that's yes, yes, because as soon as he say
that, what you're gonna say run yes, yes, yes, that is
exactly how it begins. Protect your piece and protect that person's piece as well,
regardless of which side you. Accountability is so important. We gotta get
back to it. We gotta get back to it. We gotta get back
to it. You gotta for sure, for sure, for sure, for
sure at the end of the day. We've said it before, and I
want to say it again. When somebody says they don't want the same things
that you believe them. God damn shine will oh. I mean I was
just trying to be down by bad sea kids, to be down it's crazy.
Yeah, all right, guys, So now we are going to get
into the edible portion of the show. So the edible portion of the show
is when I read you all questions, comments, concerns that you send in
on the day that we record, I always put a prompt up and say,
ask me anything, ask me a question, get your ship off all
right now. If what you have to say is too long to fit in
the prompt, or you have to ask a question or tell a story on
a day that we are recording, so there is no prompt. All you
have to do is email inquiries at stormy p e a dot com. And
I'm gonna say it again, inquiries at stormy p e a dot com.
Boom. Let's get it all right, and I want you to know whatever
we discuss, it's very anonymous. Okay. I ain't gonna tell everybody that
you had questions about you know, what did your smell like? Yeah,
I ain't gonna tell everybody that you want to know how you should go about
telling your mate that you don't want to be here anymore. I ain't gonna
tell nobody, okay, that your guard got repoked and that's why you can't
link up with old girl. But you really want to let her know that
she still want to take her out for a date. But she thinks you
ain't shit because you keep giving a run around. Ain't gonna tell her no
body, all right. All you have to do is email inquiries at stormy
pe a dot com or fill out the problem when I put it up.
Shot you had something to say, Okay, all right, sorry, you're
leaning in now, misunderstand I apologize. Oh okay, all right, see
I have to burp again. The monkey is every time we get here trying
to get to you and that monkey. Y'all remember that song? Boy?
What? Okay? First question, what's your biggest turn on in a guy
that's non sexual? Hhmm hmmm. I don't know. Like when I be
reading these questions, I want you all to think about it and answer it
to yourselves first before we get into it, because I felt like it's always
something that you're like, right, So Max again, what's your biggest turn
on in a guy non sexual? First of all, I feel like this
should say like in a non sexual way, or like what's your biggest non
sexual turn on in that app? But you know what I digress. I
feel like we've talked talked about it before, but I'm burros you before I
say my answer. I don't give a fuck what you think. Okay,
this is my thing, It's what I like. It is what it is.
Let me tell you something. Maybe there ain't nothing more attractive, there
ain't nothing more sexual. Well I guess it would be non sexual. There
is nothing more attractive than a guy cleaning his sneakers. I don't care.
I don't care. Once my biggest non sexual turn on in the guy.
There is nothing more attractive than watching a man clean his sneakers. Baby,
what, especially if they white? Oh my god, baby, I'm as
moist as this brush. Okay, what the couch is crazy? I don't
care. Okay, It's something about watching a grown man clean his sneakers and
don't him have like the full kitten shit. He take that zipper off and
he pull out the brush and the little foam and the cloths and all this
other shit and hit this motion right here? Baby? What? Baby?
What? And a wife bear? Oh my god, like baby what?
It's something about the way them traps be sitting in their wife beater where he
hit the yo. Baby seriously, the traffic, come on, come on,
It's something about the motion nineteen ninety eight, baby, what is it?
Let's just say two thousand and three. I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. Nellie was popping around at time, so I
feel like I had to be somewhere around at time. But man, listen,
it's something about the persition, the lass, the discipline, like,
oh, you like your sneakers? Wait? Huh okay, Like, oh
my god, what, I don't know. What's your biggest non sexual turn
on in the person. I guess I'll say all that to say, what's
your biggest non sexual turn on in the person? Because me, I'm gonna
say, watching the man clean his sneakers, Oh my god. And you
don't even have to like to go through your whole shoe wall. I just
like watch it, like we getting dressed, were about to go out to
eat, and you're like, hold on one second, like, let me
eye my clothes and clean my sneakers. Baby, what let me dry off?
Okay because I am wet. Okay, yes, yes, I don't
know, but that's just me. Okay, thank you so much. Next
question, Thanks, Next question? All right, this one was really funny
to me, and I'm with this is another one that I'm really curious to
get y'all answers on. Right, So, should you google any meds of
a romantic interest that you see on a bathroom counter? Oh, I'm if
you go looking for trouble, you're gonna go find it, period, period,
period. I'm gonna ask it again, think about it, talk to
me what we're doing, what we're doing. I don't remember if it's iHeart
or Spotify, but like you can respond to the questions and I can see
them there too. Just so y'all know, I know it's not Apple,
it's iHeart or Spotify. You can respond to the question. So I would
love to hear some of you guys takes on this and it says, should
you google any meds of a romantic interest that you see on a bathroom counter?
Now here's my whole thing. I'm just saying, like, fool me,
right, not for everybody, but for me. Two things right.
First, I'm not gonna go looking through the cabinets when I go use the
bathroom. That's not me. I'm not gonna open the mirror and scroll and
see what else you got, what type of toothpaste you use it on.
I'm not gonna do that. That's not me. Right. However, right
if I happen to be in a bathroom and I see you got some men
sitting out on the counter, oh baby, I'm taking mental pictures. I'm
standing in front, like blinking, take it all the pictures, Okay,
I need to see it. I need to memorize the spelling, how often
you need to take it, what's the dose at? How many milligrams?
I need it all? I need it all because hold on one second.
It's a difference between I'm not gonna say it's a difference between long story short.
I need to know if you got high blood pressure, the clap,
or schizophrenia. Okay, I need to know it all, and I don't
care. Right, once again, I'm not gonna go through the cabinets.
But you out your goddamn mine if you think I'm not blinking my ass off
taking mental pictures, trying to remember all the spelling for this ship, because
I need to know. I need to know, all right, So staying,
you're in the bathroom, you finished the counter, you game over right.
Then you reach over to draw your draw your hands, and you see
that there's a bag full of medicine sticking out of the cabinet. You didn't
see it from the but it's in a bag. But there's a bag full
of but it's in a bag. I'm not going to open the bag.
I'm not gonna open the bag. I'm not gonna put the cabinet. It's
only what I can see. I'm not going to be intrusive, but I'm
going to be observative. Okay, there's a difference. I will not I
will not open any cabinets. I will not go through any bags and do
none of that. There is a difference between being intrusive and being observed.
And maybe I'm gonna be observed. I'm an observe and report. Yes,
baby, I'm finna observe and report. Okay, I'm doing it all.
I'm doing it all. So I don't know what about you? What would
you do? Oh? No? Cool? Google is the devil? Yes,
indeedthing crazy part is I remember, like maybe five six years ago,
I was chilling with this guy and I went to his house and he had
medication sitting out on his dresser. Right, So he went to the bathroom
and I did get up and go look and see what it was and put
it in my phone that likes maybe you got to clap you burning? Like
what is it? Like? Is it Jack? What is it? I
need to know what's taking place? Right? Turns out he tore muscle and
it was some muscle relax so worked out. But leave out all willy nilly,
right, Yeah, you just like message. So like medicine. The
only medicine I even halfway had was not halfway head, but the only medicine
I had was birth control. And I don't do that shit no more.
M I'm just trusting the Lord. No, I'm not. I ain't having
sex. I'm having sex, So I don't worry about that ship, all
right. Last question, last question, last question. I was definitely about
to go down myself got there. I had a scorpion. Yeah yeah,
okay, thank you. I really did scorpion myself get over here? I
did. I didn't thank you. Next question, and I really am curious
to see what I had to say about this, only because it kind of
applies to us. So it says, where do you stand on women that
have male friends that they go on solo outings with. I mean personally,
everybody just start playing in position. So I don't really have those type of
issues, like if if everybody know I got a girlfriend, which they will
mm hmm, there's no reason for the view randomly calling you got a great
idea, I mean for the first time, Okay, cool, gonna let
a slide, but you just keep doing it like things like that, they
literally just just diicipate, So I don't really have those type of issues.
However, However, however, it's very important that you vet people in your
life because I just feel like I'm a nice guy. But if you're dating
one of my friends and they happen to be girls and you're a bitch,
what how do we get here? I'm just saying like, and you start
acting like insecrast niggas because I'm the guy friend and you have to worry about
me. You are going to have to work. Okay, Okay, you're
going to start getting compared. I'm stupid when I'm literally just chilling, just
mind of my business. It's not even that deep. So I wanted you
guys to ask yourself, sys where do you stand on women that have male
friends that they go on solo outings with. My whole thing is are you
invited? Do other people go? Okay, the solo outings that you mentioned
is it's just them to all the fucking time, and when anyone else tries
to come, they act like it's the end of the world. And people
are imposing on their friendship because if so, baby, they fucking that's the
first thing that's weird, and it's probably something more than that, right,
But for me personally, I don't give a fuck. I don't care,
Like, even like you know, guys I'm dating they have female friends.
You know it doesn't bother me, and I know there's a large population of
people who think men and women can even be platent eight friends. All right,
When you say shit like that to me, that just lets me know
you've never been comfortable enough with a person of the opposite sex to where you
felt like you could actually be their friend. You were worried about you taking
advantage of them, or them taking advantage of you, or maybe you've just
come from a past where you've grown up around predators, where it was impossible
for people of opposite sex to be friends. Because when you say shit like
that to me, my first thought is what about people you grew up with?
What about your siblings? What about your friends' siblings and people that they
grew up with. What about people who you genuinely know are trash ass partners
so you would never want to be in a relationship with them, but they
happen to be good friends. Like there are other things that go into male
and females being plus high of friends. Now, am I gonna sit here
on Outgore's Internet and tell you that people who of opposite sex who are friends
have never hooked up and done things that are inappropriate. Absolutely not. I'm
just simply asking you to expand your thinking. Okay, that's it in that
soul. As long as you or other people are not specifically being excluded from
their private outings, I really don't say a problem with that. It's just
me. That's just me, okay. And I feel like me personally the
guy friends that I have of opposite sex. Here's another thing, right,
you know how, And we're going to go on a tangent real fast.
Come with me, just follow me, right, if you are a man
or a woman, you are not automatically attracted to every person of the opposite
sex that you meet. Y'all know that's a thing, right, Like the
same way we say, like, oh well, I don't want them around
me because they're gay. Just because they're gay doesn't mean they automatically like you,
you know what I mean? So I feel like we have to have
that same mindset when it comes to people who are heterosexual, Like, just
because I am a female doesn't mean I'm automatically gonna be attracted to you a
male. First of all, you might not be my type. Can we
talk about that? Yes? Can we die into the fact that you might
not be my type. Bruf. That's why we're friends because you're You're not
my type and you never will be physically, mentally, aesthetically, spiritually,
financially, you might not be my type. Bruh. You just make a
bumb ass friend. Okay. Everybody can't be a firefighter. Somebody gotta be
a paramedic. Okay, now I feel like that was astray. I'm sorry,
we're gonna strike that. That was astray. I apologize that was so
unnecessary. That wasn't a good example. But you get what I'm saying,
right, So I feel like we have to acknowledge, like yo, and
then when you are really somebody's friend, you see the best and worst of
them. Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I got some friends that I
would never be with because I know they are trash ass partners and I can
tell them that ass a friend, But as an actual friend, they are
phenomenal and they will show up for you one thousand percent the ones of the
same and opposite sex. But as far as us actually being in a relationship,
absolutely not. I know, three months and you're gonna tell me you
miss you, Granny. Now we gotta pop your tires. Hell no,
hell no, hell no, So I don't know we best behavior in your
interview. Come on, somebody, come on and honestly, like, I'm
real heavy personally, I'm real heavy on friendship even in my relationship, Like
me and I need to be friends. But the chips are down you.
Yeah, yeah, Like that's just weird to me that you just think that,
Like, well, how did you think me and you you're gonna get
anywhere? Not? Yes, I'm gone the ship mm hmmm without friends,
Like mm hmm, Like you think just me knowing your favorite colors enough that
it's really not crazy. I don't know you like I know everybody else.
That means I A'm really into you. It's weird, Like all right,
well let's recap what did we learn today? If you were paying attention,
it's very similar to the lesson we learned last week. Absolutely nothing. Okay,
follow me on the ground at stormy p p e A at chocolate chip
and sip and if you don't remember anything else, please remember I have a
vagina. I don't know Orlando Brown? Is that Orlando Brown? I have
a vagina? Okay, boom, yeah listen boom, And I don't know.
I'll see y'all next week,