Pooh. It has been a week here at Katie WB. We have been
hopping all over. I think we've had really really good shows this week.
And you know, we're short of person when Fallon's not here, we're short
of person. But I think that we have really stepped up. And even
though I told Jenny earlier, I said, normally we all run about eighty
percent because we get a little bit like, you know, if I if
I'm like, need to go to the bathroom or i need to, like,
you know, play wordle or something, Jenny and Fallon and Drake will
cover and if Jenny needs to go take a large bathroom break, Yeah,
it's exactly yeah I did, but then I thought it'd be a little bit
more delicate. But but no, I think we've kept up really well this
week. But it's been it's been some extra work. We ain't bitching.
We really have great jobs. We have the best jobs in the world.
With the radio convention, we were all talking about how we really don't work.
We do something that we love all day that we would do mostly for
free. I will say this though this is not something I planned. A
lot of the people at the radio convention love being on the radio, But
social media is probably one of my least favorite parts of what we do because
we do have to do social media, just like if you worked for Kraft
Foods and sell American cheese slices. Craft Foods has their own social media.
Lando Lakes has their own social media. So it's not my favorite part.
But I mean I like it here and there. It is an outlet,
it is, but it's not my favorite part of being on the radio.
I would say I do really like social media because I grew up in that
era, but specific ones like I like Instagram, I like creating reels.
I almost. My boyfriend and I were talking the other day like he feels
like he doesn't really have a creative outlet, and if I had to guess
what his was, I was like, I mean, you don't have one
specific one. You do a lot of random like projects and stuff, and
I feel like those are your creative outlets. Like for me, I like
to like take baking videos and put together with a reel and then make sure
the audio saying something that it's something like that. That's kind of a creative
for me. I like to do that when it's like for me, when
it when it's forced on me by work to have to do certain things.
Sometimes it gets a little daunting, I would say, but I do enjoy
certain social media's. I'm not a fan of Twitter. I'm not as big,
so it's like, I just really like your videos and stuff like that.
It's funny because we used to make videos and put them on YouTube ten
or fifteen years ago, and we used to do this thing called Dave's Office.
Do you remember Dave's Office at all? I feel like I know I've
seen them, but I can't remember what they were about. If you it
was when The Office, the TV show was big, okay, and so
we would do I would basically play a Michael Scott clueless kind of a character,
and Lena, Steve and Chris Go and maybe in turn John I don't
think. So it was before Fallon's time. We would do these little stupid
skits. And there's one where Chris Go teaches my son Chase how to get
on welfare so he doesn't have to work, and one where I have a
baby because I mean I'm carrying a baby around the office. And if you
ever look up Dave's Office KTWB Dave Ryan or whatever, look it up on
YouTube. There's some really funny stuff that we used to do on there.
And then we used to do one called Mick Chrisco, which was based on
mcguiver, where Lena and I would rush in and I'd always have like a
bomb strapped in my chest with a clock on it, and we would run
in and Chrisco would be tinkering and we'd run and go, oh my god,
Mick Chrisco, Dave has a bomb strapped to his chest. He's going
to go off in fifteen minutes. And Chrisco would go he had a mullet
wig on, so he looked like kind of mc guiver and he would go
like, hold on, you guys, I'm trying to figure out this crossword
puzzle. I need a five letter word for humorous. And we'd be like,
Chrisco, it's funny, funny, and chris go the bomb to boom.
The bomb would go off, and it was just so stupid. But
if you look up Mick Crisco, or you look up Dave's office. And
then there was another one we did called Every twenty eight Days, and it
was Fallon being violent with me because she was on her lady time. So
every twenty eight days Foulon would throw books at me, pushed me down to
the hallway, punch me in the face, throw water in my face or
whatever. And we don't do those on YouTube anymore. A matter of fact,
we don't really do them at all. So too much on YouTube for
us. All Right, here we go, it says, hello. Listening
to the Minnesota Goodbye podcast, Dave read a story about a man on a
corporate jet needing to poop basically in front of his coworkers. Now, let
me back up a minute, because remember when we read it yesterday, I
said, I wonder whether this story is even true. Ye, somebody wrote
to me last night, and I want to find their email because they said
it is very likely true because they work on corporate jets and they say that
there is such a thing. So God, I'm trying to find the email
right now as I scramble. That's not it. And basically they said,
yeah, the toilets on jets like that really do exist. They're basically emergency
toilets, and they can verify that. They can't verify that the story is
true, but they can absolutely verify that there are toilets like that on jets,
And damn it. I can't find the email right now, but let
me go back to this one, so she says. My husband and I
just got back from our honeymoon in Europe. I had eat strictly gluten free
and dairy free. Our last leg of the trip was in Stockholm, Sweden.
We were staying in a ritzy hotel where the staff were cognizant of my
dietary restrictions. Well, let's say three days of meals. Three days of
three meals a day wrecked havoc on my stomach. Public transit, just like
Jenny mentioned, was an accident waiting to happen. It's not as though my
body works toward needing to go. It just happens, just like when you
have the stomach flu. Thankfully, no accidents anyway, We had to take
three planes just to get home. Luckily, my husband traded as ill seat
with me, so I had easy access to the loop. On one particular
trip from home to Amsterdam, my husband and I were separated from sitting together.
I of course, was given the aisle by him. There was a
family sitting together except for the sun. He was in the middle seat while
I appeared to rudely take the aisle and separate them. Any other time,
I would have gladly switched seats with them. Lastly, on our big ten
hour flight home, my kid, you not, I had to use of
facilities five separate times. Any consumption of water would even set me off.
People in my aisle were starting to notice and getting annoyed anyway, from one
fan with stomach issues to Jenny who has a rumbly tummy and Dave who had
stomach pains, I'd love you all. Cheers from Kaylee oh man, There's
like nothing worse than being in uncomfortable situations where you know you need access to
a bathroom and not being positive how that's going to happen. It's just it
stresses you out so much. So to add on to how bad you feel
probably in your stomach, you're also carrying the stress of like, oh what
am I gonna do? Oh the worst? Yeah, it does happen,
And I think the great thing is that you I gotta understand that it happens
to everybody at one time or another. I'm gonna skip that one because they
are asking for us to plug them in a contest, and it's a tattoo
contest, so without it's a visual thing, so I'm going to read it
a little bit later, but thank you very much. A quick note for
Dave. You were talking about the Tower Falls boulder. I mentioned this on
the show yesterday, right, so in Yellowstone Park, Minnesota, the Minnesota
I don't know now, I can't remember, but I think somebody wrote in
they said, hey, we're going to Yellowstone Teton, Jackson Hole. Give
us some advice. And Jenny mentioned some of the hiking spots and I said,
you know, I love the touristy Old Faithful Mammoth Hot Springs, and
we mentioned Tower Falls. When I was a little kid, my family went
to Yellowstone Park, and I remember thinking Yellowstone Park was probably small, and
I remember it took hours to drive somewhere in Yellowstone Park because it's huge.
It's so big, and I was fascinated as a ten year old kid that
there was a big boulder the size of a Volkswagen Beetle or so maybe smaller.
It's hard to tell. Sitting on the lip of the falls, and
the sign said when will the boulder fall? And it said nobody knows,
but it could be ten thousand years and then it fell in the last generation
or so. So this has quick note for Dave. You were talking about
the Tower Falls Boulder. I thought you'd appreciate this. According to this individual,
the boulder fell in nineteen eighty six, and here is the caption.
The boulder, the size of a small automobile, position precariously at the brink
of the falls, fell from this perch in June nineteen eighty six. Isn't
that interesting. I'm just going to spin this around for you, Jenny,
so you can see. And I hate to show pictures during a radio podcast
because it's like I can't see your fucking picture, but you can see it's
like right there, that's where it was before. Oh wow, Yeah,
I can see why it was like when will it fall? Because it's right
on the lip of the fall. So it's worth going to going to ven
to find it somewhere on Google. Just search Tower Falls Boulder because it really
is kind of fascinating. All right, next one that's for on the air,
So I think I will save that one and scroll up to this one.
Here we go. I'm guessing it's not too early to start talking about
the Minnesota State Fair. Dave, each bowl, each bowl, remember each
ball, the acron in the other day. I just busted out laughing,
each bowl, I j b O L is the new ll case. You
didn't hear that, I j bol I just busted out laughing. You pronounced
it each bowl. Myself and my four year old son, We're driving the
car listen to katod b and I said, would you like to meet him
in real life? He said yes. So we will be there the first
three days of the fair watching my nieces show animals. So that Saturday,
hopefully we will get get over during a meet and greet and get to meet
you. We'll be there noon to five the first Saturday the fair. Yes,
come on by. There's really no schedule. We're there all the time.
Sometimes we're on the radio and we can't talk, but other times we're
just standing there waiting to say hi. So coming up, what are the
first few food items that you need to get when you get there? Minor
Luigi Fries Daniel's son and daughters onion rings and there was a new steak place
over by the Cara Levin building last year that was super yummy. Thanks for
always being great, have a good day. Hope to get to meet you
at the fair. Christie, coming up, like I said, we're there
noon until five, and people will come up and they'll message us or email
us later and say I saw you at the fair, but I was too
nervous to come up and say hi. That is what we do at the
fair. We say hi. So even if you're shy, come up and
say hey, I listened to the show. And we're really good at making
you feel comfortable by talking about things like, oh, I don't know hemorrhoids
and boils and things like that. So we you know, we talk about
the real things in life. Yeah, exactly. Okay, Jen, let's
start. We can talk about this endlessly. Give me the three things you
need to get when you go to the fair. Okay, it's going to
be the chicken and gravy, and it's an aw waffle cone from the Bluebirn.
I like it. I get the cheese curds from the one that's in
Like I'm going to get this wrong, but I think it's like the Squeaky
Mouse ones because there's different cheese curds stands, but the one that's actually like
in the building, that's where I like to get my cheese curds from.
And then I don't know I guess those are my two main ones. But
I do like to get fried pickless too, so those are probably my like
staple ones. But I always will try whatever the hot item is. And
last year I did try the pickle pizza and it was really good. I've
heard it was, I didn't get around to it. I'm really I'm in
a quandary, Jenny, because I'm down and i'm working out. I'm down
in my weight. I will probably have a pork chop on a stick and
maybe one other item, but I'm going to really try my best to not
go eat my way through the fair, because we have all done the thing
where we walk out of the fair and we're just so full of salt and
grease and fat, absolutely and it's like, oh God, and we love
it. But I don't want to do that this year. Oh I just
want to remind you that on August third, at eight fifty five am,
you said I'm not going to eat anything at the State Fair. I have
an audio fold somewhere. Drake has it, because we all were like,
bullshit, you are going to have something. And I'm I'm not saying you
should or shouldn't you do what you want, but you're not gonna not eat,
and my I just feel like it's so tempting. I really it's one
of those things where listen, I've yo yo dieted enough times. I know
they say some people like me treate a diet or weight loss like a cold
where when you're better, you get up out of bed and you start going
about your life like you always did. When I lose weight, I love
this time. Gonna get to my goal weight and I'm going great, let's
let's get back to normal. I don't want to do that this time.
I don't want to put back on the weight that I've lost, so I'm
being very careful to eat bad and in the morning instead of bringing in like
leftover meat loaf and mashed potatoes and gravy, I'll bring in like, you
know, a salmon burger or like some vegetables or something like that. So
we'll see. Found the email with the airplane story. Yeah, this is
from Bart. Bart says, good morning in regards to August sixteenth podcast about
the bathroom incident on small planes. These type of bathrooms do exist. I'm
not an aviation expert, but an aviation enthusiast, and I've been aware of
this story for a few years. They are called semi or partially enclosed labatories,
and they are typically found in light, short distance aircraft. So here
are some different sources that he cites, and I'll read one or two of
them to verify these planes really do exist. Very light jets like the Phenom
one hundred, an Assessina citation jet, or Mustang another one's have what is
called semi enclosed labatories. It is simply a regular seat that can be converted
to a potty by the seat cushion. The toilets are not flushable, but
instead use chemical solutions which are disposed of by on ground FBO that's fixed base
operator crews. However, these potties don't have a door, but a curtain
could be employed to provide some partial privacy. Another description says a semi enclosed
labatory is not a separate room and offers very little privacy. It's simply a
chemical, non flushing toilet concealed under a liftable seat cushion, and very much
an emergency toilet. There are no doors, no panels, and however,
in some planes there might be a removable privacy curtain. Semi enclosed labatories are
usually located between the cockpit and the passenger cabin. So this one, they
said, was in the rear of the airplane, between two regular seats that
you lift up, and the poor guy's bowels were erupting and he had to
go poop in front of the powerful clients while they looked at his face and
tried to avert their eyes. So I still the story is great. I
mean, but think about it. The toilet's there for a reason. Think
about how awful it would be if you are in an airplane and you can't
just land, and sometimes that urge comes on pretty quickly, like you feel
it coming now, all of a sudden, it's there. And if you're
in an airplane with no place to evacuate your bowels, Jenny, what are
you gonna do? I mean, reach for a target bag? What are
you gonna do? I really don't know. I would go into a corner
and yeah, probably grab whatever. I don't know that they'd have just like
a random target bag. They most likely would have some puke bags though,
on the plane, because I had to ask for that on a recent plane
ride because it was a connecting flight and I got like motion sickness from all
of the turbulence and I felt like I was going to vombit it, So
that could be an option, your little puke bags. I hope that never
happens to you, but you know what, the chances of me ever flying
on a private jet are very small, so I don't worry about it too
much. That's it for the Minnesota goodbye for today. Thank you so much
for all the emails. We appreciate that. Send emails to Ryan Show at
k d WB dot com.